原创翻译 双语字幕 2
最新连载海外影视剧下载 请登陆 www.YYeTs.com 仅供交流学习 禁止商用盈利 3
翻译 小酸奶 苏小黛 米糊 朱朱i猫咪 4
翻译 omiyask617 秋秋她爹 独乐乐众乐乐 汤圆儿 5
校对 小酸奶 6
时间轴 树 7
后期 吉吉 8
总监 小酸奶 9
《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien." 10
被困在外星上 Stranded on an alien planet. 11
为了活下来 并完成我的任务 In order to survive and complete my mission, 12
我得想办法用人形融入这里 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms. 13
哈里·万德斯本格医生 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle? 14
昨晚镇上发生了一起谋杀案 We had a murder in town last night. 15
我们要你来帮我们看看尸体 We need you to come down and take a look at the body. 16
-搞什么鬼 -你没死 - What the mother hell? - You're not dead. 17
阿斯塔是护士 Asta's the nurse. 18
是新来的那个医生 It's the new doctor. 19
-他是外星人 -等等 外星人 - He's an alien. - Wait, an alien? 20
你到底教了这孩子什么鬼啊 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh? 21
一个错误 One mistake. 22
一个为了生存而犯下的小错误 Just one mistake made out of necessity for survival. 23
我别无选择 I had no choice 24
只能杀死了那个叫哈里·万德斯本格的人 but to kill the human known as Harry Vanderspeigle. 25
我是在保护自己 I was just defending myself. 26
在我把他 How was I supposed to know 27
从冰上扔下去时 when I threw him on top of the ice 28
我怎么知道他会消失在湖里 he would disappear into the lake? 29
我是一个外星人 I am an alien. 30
我根本不知道地球是怎么样 I don't know every little detail about how Earth works. 31
一切都会没事的 Everything will be fine. 32
我只需要赶在别人之前找到尸体 I just need to find that body before someone else does. 33
外星居民 第一季第三集 34
睡觉 人类弱小又低效的另一个有力实例 Sleep: another example of humans being weak and inefficient. 35
他们的身体每天必须休眠八小时 Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day, 36
不然就不能正常工作 or they don't work properly. 37
拜托到六点了 拜托到六点了 Please be 6:00 A. M. Please be 6:00 A. M. 38
有好多事要做 So much to do. 39
我要找到湖里的那具尸体 找到我的设备 I have to find that body in the lake, find my device, 40
我在山上炸裂的飞船碎片 the pieces of my ship that broke off over the mountains, 41
我要杀了那个孩子 I have to kill that kid-- 42
差点就忘了 mm, almost forgot about that. 43
灭绝人类 Exterminate the human race. 44
牛奶 得弄点牛奶 Milk, gotta get milk. 45
别忘了牛奶 Don't forget the milk. 46
也许可以弄点碎片 Maybe some cereal. 47
要是我睡不着 If I can't sleep, 48
至少可以学学提升我的医术 I can at least learn to be a better doctor. 49
环切包皮 Circumcision. 50
这是什么 眼部手术吗 点击 What is that, eye surgery? Click. 51
他们是野蛮人 They are a savage people. 52
焕然一新 Refreshed. 53
有足够的能量去登山了 Plenty of energy to climb a mountain. 54
你听说剧院边的那家中国餐馆 Did you hear that Chinese restaurant next to the theater 55
要关门了吗 is shutting down? 56
不是吧 No way. 57
我超喜欢那家店 I love that place. 58
李太太说她丈夫出轨 Yeah, Mrs. Lee accused her husband of cheating. 59
他们应该要离婚了 I guess they're splitting up. 60
什么 他们俩明明很般配 What? They're such a great couple. 61
可能只是一些误会 It's probably a misunderstanding. 62
我会找她聊聊的 I'll talk to her. 63
我听说有人想要把那里改成披萨快餐店 I hear someone wants to turn it into a gourmet pizza joint. 64
从另一方面来说 On the other hand, 65
他的确很有女人缘 所以吧 he was handsy with the ladies, so. 66
她也是迫于无奈了吧 She's gotta do what she's gotta do. 67
好了 你往高处扔 我往低处扔 Right. You throw high, I'll throw low? 68
-引线开 -引线开 - Spinner's on. - Spinner's on. 69
-保险移除 -保险移除 - Safety off. - Safety off. 70
三 二 一 拉 Three, two, one, pull. 71
漂亮的勾手 Nice hook shot. 72
球是命 Ball is life. 73
再说一遍试试 Yeah, say that again. 74
-球是命 -不 别 - Ball is life. - No, don't-- 75
-别说两遍... -球是命 - don't say it twi-- - Ball is life. 76
你总是这样 You always do that. 77
这是我找到的第三片飞船碎片 This is the third piece of my ship that I've found. 78
我的设备肯定就在附近 My device has to be nearby. 79
这里不止我一个人 I'm not alone up here. 80
这可不妙 This is bad. 81
我感觉到我的后虹膜皱褶和我的睾丸收紧了 I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. 82
我的味道没有变 My taint remains unchanged. 83
雪崩覆盖了我的搜索区域 That avalanche covering my search area 84
让我的工作几乎倒退了一周 has set me back at least a week. 85
这些人类自以为总是能跑来破坏我的计划 These humans think they can constantly thwart my plans. 86
不可能了 Well, no more. 87
真是太扯淡了 This is some bullshit! 88
你好 我叫凯特·霍索恩 Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne. 89
我的丈夫是本 镇长 My husband is Ben, the mayor. 90
我见过他 身上一股汤味 I met him. He smells like soap. 91
就是他 Yeah, that's him. 92
我的儿子几天前从你的诊所逃走 My son ran out of your office a few days ago. 93
我能进去吗 拜托 Can I come in? Please? 94
好 稍等一下 Yes, just one minute. 95
我有事要和你说 I need to talk to you about something. 96
我的儿子麦克斯和我说你是外新人 My son Max told me you're an alien. 97
然后呢 What's that then? 98
他还和我说你闯进了他的卧室 He also told me that you broke into his bedroom 99
想要杀死他 and tried to kill him. 100
有意思 That's interesting. 101
他到底怎么了 What is wrong with him? 102
他为什么要编这些事 Why is he making things up? 103
-你觉得他在说谎 -他当然在说谎 - You think he's lying. - Of course he's lying. 104
你显然不是外星人 You're obviously not an alien. 105
他之前从诊所跑了 我真是尴尬死了 I'm so embarrassed that he ran out of the clinic. 106
真抱歉打扰你了 I'm sorry to bother you. 107
这种事我通常是跟山姆聊的 可他... I normally talk to Sam about this stuff, but he's-- 108
你知道的 well, you know. 109
他死了 He's dead. 110
-对 -你没什么好担心的 - Yeah. - Well, you don't have anything to worry about. 111
我不是外星人 I'm not an alien. 112
太可惜了 我听说外星人还挺酷的 Unfortunately. I hear they're pretty cool. 113
谢谢你过来 Thank you for coming over. 114
只是...我没法让我儿子放下这个想法 It's just-- I can't get my son off of this. 115
他不只是编造故事 他... And it's not just the stories, he's-- 116
他还画了画 he's drawn pictures. 117
非常多的画 你看看 Lots and lots of pictures. Look at them. 118
太让人担心了 They're disturbing. 119
还有那个外星人 他... And that alien? I mean-- 120
他居然说服副警长画了这个 he even convinced the deputy to draw this. 121
你看看 恶心死了 Look at this, it's disgusting. 122
我光是看着就想吐了 Makes me want to throw up just looking at it. 123
有的人以为人类就够丑了呢 Some people think humans are ugly. 124
我不知道该怎么办了 I just don't know what to do. 125
麦克斯不肯睡觉 不肯吃东西 Max won't sleep, he won't eat, 126
实话说吧 他快把我逼疯了 and, frankly, he is driving me crazy. 127
你是医生 You're a doctor. 128
有什么我们能做的吗 Is there anything that we can do? 129
搬走 Move. 130
-什么 -搬得远远的 - What? - Far away from here. 131
找所新学校 开始新生活 A new school, a new life. 132
如果麦克斯知道自己再也不会踏入科罗拉多州 If Max knows that he is never setting a foot in Colorado 133
或是美国西部 or the Western United States again, 134
我觉得他会成为一个快乐的孩子 I think that he will be a happy kid. 135
我们在这里有工作 Uh, we have jobs. 136
我丈夫是镇长 My husband is the mayor. 137
苏格兰也招镇长 Scotland needs mayors. 138
我在书上看到的 I read it in a book. 139
我们不会搬家 We're not moving. 140
当然了 Ah, of course! 141
不搬 Not. 142
他可能只是在寻求关注 He's probably just looking for attention. 143
对 Yeah. 144
可能有道理 I guess that makes sense. 145
我白天会尽量避开麦克斯 I try and steer clear of Max during the day. 146
有一个在学校工作的妈并不轻松 Having a mom who works at school isn't the easiest thing. 147
忽视 是你的错 Neglect. It's your fault. 148
这样的话 你可以走了 And with that, you can go. 149
嗯...我... Uh... yeah, well, I... 150
看来我就尽量多陪陪他吧 guess I'll just try spending more time with him. 151
我得承认 我觉得自己都快疯了 Gotta be honest, I feel like I'm losing my mind. 152
麦克斯再不放弃外星人的事 Max doesn't drop the alien thing, 153
我就要杀了他 I'm gonna kill him. 154
你我都是 You and me both. 155
谢谢你做的一切 Thank you so much for everything-- 156
好吧 'Kay. 157
早啊 混蛋 Good morning, dickhead. 158
你不能那么叫我 那是个不好的词 Can't call me that. That's a nasty word. 159
对不起了 小杂碎 Oh, I'm sorry, shit-for-brains. 160
你没礼貌 你还偷了我的传单 You're inappropriate and you stole my flyers. 161
你还想把它们贴回去吗 Do you wanna put them back up? 162
尽管去啊 Go ahead. 163
反正也没人相信你 连你父母都不信 No one believes you, anyway, not even your parents. 164
去跟人说我是外星人啊 Tell people I am an alien. 165
爬到镇上最高的塔上 Climb to the highest tower in town 166
昭告天下啊 and shout it to everyone. 167
现在没有塔了 傻子外星人 We don't have towers, you dumb alien. 168
不 我... No, I-- 169
我知道没塔 我那是个比喻 I know that; it was a figure of speech. 170
才不是 No, it wasn't. 171
我的天 你还真以为我们有塔 Oh, my God, you actually thought we had towers. 172
-我没有 -你太笨了 - I did not! - You're so stupid. 173
"你好 我是外星人 我以为这是有城堡的年代 "Hi, I'm an alien and I think it's castle times 174
还有塔这种东西" and there are towers." 175
我是在试探你是不是以为这里有塔 I was testing to see if you thought there were towers, 176
算你走运 你过关了 and you're lucky you passed. 177
-我现在要去上学了 -等等 - Well, I'm gonna go to school now. - Wait. 178
希望不会有塔砸在我身上 I hope a tower doesn't fall on me 179
因为我们活在自欺欺人的时代 because we live in make-believe times. 180
是你以为现在还有塔 You're the one who thinks there's towers! 181
混蛋 Dickhead. 182
垃... Assh-- 183
垃圾 Asshole. 184
阿丝儿塔 Hey, Ass-ta. 185
是阿斯塔 艾伦 你知道的 It's Ah-sta, Ellen. You knew that. 186
抱歉 肯定是我的加拿大基因在作祟 Sorry. Must be the Canadian in me. 187
在你假想的国界线这头 我叫阿斯塔 Well, on this side of the imaginary border, it's Ah-sta. 188
帕斯塔 抓马 阿斯塔 还有什么能帮你的 Pasta, drama, Ah-sta. What else can I do for you? 189
阿斯塔 V医生需要些处方签 Ah-sta, Dr. V needs some prescription pads, 190
可我找不着 but I can't find any. 191
你都找了哪里 Well, where have you looked? 192
我还没找呢 你去帮他拿行吗 I haven't looked yet. Can you get them? 193
员工间 194
你在干什么 Whoa, what are you doing? 195
-我太想要了 -什么 - I want that so badly. - Excuse me? 196
睡觉 Sleep. 197
我晚上睡不着 现在正努力学习怎么睡 I can't sleep at night. I'm trying to learn how. 198
好吧 停下来 怪瘆人的 Okay, well, please stop. It's creepy. 199
起来 Get up. 200
杰伊 醒醒 Jay, Jay, wake up. 201
醒一醒 Please wake up. 202
你在周围看到山姆的处方笺了吗 Have you seen one of Sam's prescription pads laying around? 203
少了一个 There's one missing. 204
我不知道他有没有带回家 I don't know if he took it home, I... 205
他以前总把它们放在办公室 he always used to keep them here. 206
这就是你叫醒我的原因吗 That's why you woke me up? 207
那你有没有看到 Well, have you seen it or not? 208
没有 Not. 209
我只是在这打工挣学分 I just work here for school credit. 210
我都不知道压舌板在哪 I barely know where the tongue depressors are. 211
我以为睡觉能让人感觉好点 I thought sleep was supposed to make you feel better. 212
放她一马吧 Cut her some slack. 213
她可能跟我们一样整晚没睡 She was probably up all night reeling like the rest of us. 214
你都不认识山姆 你为什么睡不着 You didn't even know Sam. Why can't you sleep? 215
湖里漂着一个死去的我 There's a dead me floating in the lake. 216
我找不到大脑的开关 I can't find the on/off switch in my brain. 217
你有冥想过吗 Do you ever meditate? 218
你说的冥想 是指安静地坐着 By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully 219
然后思考我想要杀的人吗 and think of all the people I want to kill? 220
有 我非常喜欢冥想 Yes. I like it very much. 221
-很好 -万德斯本格医生 - Good. - Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle, 222
我们需要你去市政厅一趟 we need you down at the town hall. 223
发生什么事了 What's going on? 224
又发现了一具尸体 这次是在湖里 There's another dead body. This time in the lake. 225
好吧 Okay. 226
市政厅 警长办公室 227
好了 好了 All right, all right, 228
现在外面有很多不实传言 好吗 now there's a lot of misinformation out there, okay? 229
大家都冷静一下 Everybody just needs to calm down. 230
得有人打开该死的窗户 And somebody need to open up a damn window 231
因为这里闻起来像汗津津的户外用品商店 'cause it smell like a sweaty REI store up in here. 232
什么 What? 233
我听说他们发现了一具尸体 I hear they found a body? 234
不 只有一只脚 No, just a foot. 235
杰克·鲁尼在湖里钓鱼时发现的 Jack Rooney found it fishing the lake. 236
哪个湖 我的湖吗 Which lake? My lake? 237
不是你的湖 Not your lake. 238
科罗拉多州的湖 Belongs to the state of Colorado. 239
你是想唬我吗 Oh, are you trying to impress me? 240
让我以为你有个湖 By making me think you own a lake? 241
没有 我不是那个意思 No, I'm not doing that. 242
你能不能别那么自我 Can maybe you be just a little less needy 243
稍微察言观色一下 and a little bit more sensitive? 244
毕竟有人死了 Because somebody's died, so. 245
拜托 我们能看看那只脚吗 Come on, can we see the foot? 246
怎么回事 那只脚是谁的 What's going on? Who does the foot belong to? 247
对啊 我们能摸摸吗 Yes, and can we touch it? 248
他们是被谋杀的吗 Were they murdered? 249
-好了 各位 各位 -脚是什么尺码 - Okay, folks, folks, folks. - What size is it? 250
我们正在调查 This is an ongoing investigation 251
而我们现在只有...只有一只死者的脚 and all that we have now is...Is...Is a dead foot. 252
那只脚是我杀的那个人的 That foot belongs to the guy I killed. 253
据我们所知 只是 For all we know, you know, it's just, uh, 254
某个徒步者的脚被熊咬掉了 some hiker who got his foot ripped off by a bear. 255
有只杀人的熊逍遥法外吗 There's a killer bear on the loose? 256
我知道 是我的错 I know it. It's my own fault. 257
我应该多花点时间在湖里找 I should've spent more time searching the lake 258
然后少追超长电视剧《法律与秩序》 and less time watching "Law & Order" Marathons. 259
好了 所有人都闭嘴 All right! I want everybody to shut up! 260
我希望这里安静到 I want it so quiet in here, 261
能听到老鼠在棉花上尿尿的声音 明白吗 you can hear a mouse piss on cotton, you understand me? 262
不明白 No. 263
-好了 -好吧 - Now... - Okay. 264
你们都知道 As you all know, 265
我们最近失去我们的山姆·霍奇斯 we recently lost one of our own, Sam Hodges, 266
他被谋杀了 who was murdered. 267
现在 在这里找到一只脚 Now, finding this here foot in there? 268
这是件好事 This is a good thing, 269
因为这意味着我们镇上没有杀人犯 'cause it means that we don't have a murderer in our town. 270
没有吗 We--we don't? 271
我们有一个连环杀手 大伙 We got ourselves a serial killer, y'all. 272
这算什么好事 How the hell is that a good thing? 273
连环杀手不会逃跑 躲藏 Serial killers don't run away and hide. 274
他们潜伏等待再次出手 所以更容易抓到他们 They lie in wait to strike again, so they're easier to catch. 275
如果我是个连环杀手 Hell, if I was a serial killer, 276
我现在就在这个房间里寻找下一个受害者 I'd be in this room right now looking for my next victim. 277
好了 别担心 All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry! 278
我们要把这只脚送去丹佛做DNA检测 We're gonna send the foot to Denver for DNA testing. 279
只要我们查出是谁 就能抓住凶手 Once we find out who it is, we gon' catch this killer. 280
我不能让他们拿到DNA I can't let them get that DNA. 281
他们会知道我就是湖里的那个死者 They'll know I'm dead lake man. 282
医生 你有什么... Doctor, do you have anything that... 283
有什么要补充的吗 that you could...That you could add? 284
我好害怕 I am so scared! 285
真不错 医生 非常应景 Real nice, Doc. Real smooth, real smooth. 286
害怕是真的 我具有全部的迹象 Fear is real. I have all the signs. 287
手心出汗 Sweaty palms... 288
心跳加速 Elevated heartbeat... 289
帽子不错 怪胎 Nice hat, freak. 290
现在我的身体 能感受人类的情感 Now that I'm in this body, I'm feeling human emotions. 291
对不起咯 Sorry. 292
可怜的家伙 Poor guy. 293
我猜可能是船的螺旋桨打中了尸体 My guess is a boat propeller probably hit the dead body 294
把脚直接切下来了 and just chopped the foot right off. 295
白人男性 White male. 296
我觉得有四十多岁 八十公斤 I'm thinking late 40s, 180 pounds, 297
一米八以上 over six feet tall. 298
这是十二码的脚 That's a size twelve shoe. 299
天啊 要不是你有两只脚 Heck, if you didn't have two feet, 300
我都会以为这是你的脚 I'd think this thing was yours. 301
你真是个幽默的人 You are a funny, hilarious person. 302
总之 如果查出了匹配的DNA Anyway, the medical examiner will let us know 303
法医会通知我们的 if we get a hit on the DNA. 304
对 我知道有可能匹配不到 No, I know there's a chance that there won't be, 305
但现在基因库里有那么多人的信息 but with so many people in the database these days, 306
还有那些祖先基因测试 all those ancestry testing kits. 307
我都做过一次 Even I did one. 308
结果我发现 Uh, I found out that, um, 309
我的亲生父亲 my real father 310
其实是我爸爸最好的朋友比尔 is actually my dad's best friend, Bill, 311
所以我告诉了我爸爸 so I told my dad 312
他就和我妈妈分手了 and he and my mom broke up 313
然后他离开搬去了俄亥俄州 所以... and then he left town and he moved to Ohio, so... 314
我不推荐那些测试 I don't recommend those tests. 315
不管怎样 很快基因库里就只缺 Anyway, soon the only people who won't be in the database 316
隐士和婴儿的信息了 are hermits and babies. 317
绝对是我的脚 Definitely my foot. 318
我的种族进化出了令人惊叹的能力 It's amazing how my people have developed the ability 319
能够从细胞层面模仿其他生命体 to mimic other life forms on the cellular level. 320
我们是种无与伦比的... We are an incredible... 321
我忘记关门了 And I forgot to close the door. 322
等你又古怪完了以后 When you're doing being next-level weird, 323
布里斯科一家在诊室等着 we have the Briscoes in the exam room. 324
找到我的袜子了 Oh, there's my sock. 325
在这呢 It's here. 326
我的那只脚去哪了 Where's my goddamn foot? 327
你偷了我那个死人的小脚丫 You stole my five dead little piggies, 328
更别提还有丽芙最爱的铁桶了 not to mention Liv's favorite bucket. 329
她总把汽水放在那里面 She puts her soda pop in there. 330
我可以帮忙 我是个病理学家 I can help. I am a pathologist. 331
你不需要把整只脚送到丹佛去 You don't need to send the whole foot to Denver. 332
那就把这玩意病理一下 Well, then pathologize the damn thing 333
给我整份DNA样本 and get me a DNA sample. 334
美国著名连环杀手 335
我们这出了个泰德·邦迪 We got some Ted Bundy shit going on around here, 336
我得在他下次出手之前阻止他 and I need to put a stop to it before he strikes again. 337
或者是她 Or she. 338
杀手可能是个女人 The killer could be a woman. 339
那是性别歧视 你这性别主义者 That's sexist. You're sexist. 340
让我来告诉你吧 Let me tell you something. 341
我说"他"的时候 我指的是男女统称 When I say he, I mean he or she. 342
我们两个之间 You know, between you and me, 343
还说什么政治正确的屁话 what is this PC bullshit anyway now? 344
还得用"他/她"代指"他"吗 You gotta say "he/she" for "he" 345
"他"本来指的就是"他/她" 懂我意思吗 when "he" already mean "he/she," you know what I mean? 346
我只觉得那样更尊重人 I just think it'll be more respectful 347
如果你觉得杀手也能是女人 if you think of the killer as a woman. 348
好吧 Okay. 349
告诉你我觉得什么叫尊重吧 Well, let me tell you what I think would be respectful... 350
那就是你给我从这只脚上取下一块皮肤样本 is if you got me a skin sample off this foot 351
别让我等得要吃伟哥了 before I start needing dick pills. 352
现在我去候诊室等着你 Now, I'ma be in the waiting room waiting. 353
没人知道伟大想法的来源 No one knows where great ideas come from, 354
但你总会记得灵光乍现的地点 but you always remember where you were when they came. 355
好了 There. 356
包皮环切术 优缺点 357
而这次 我的好主意来自于这一刻 And in this case, my great idea came the moment 358
当我走进诊室并且想到 I entered the exam room and realized 359
我要把这个婴儿的包皮切下来 I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick 360
然后交给警长 and hand it to the sheriff. 361
-他生病几天了 -就两天 - How long has he been sick? - Just two days. 362
他没有发烧 He doesn't have a fever. 363
不幸中的万幸 That's a relief. 364
他的胸腔声音正常 His chest is clear. 365
他割过包皮了吗 Is he circumcised? 366
-什么 -什么 - What? - What? 367
对 我这个问题太蠢了 Right, how dumb of me to ask. 368
我就在这呢 可以直接自己检查 I'm right here. I can just check myself. 369
来看看你下面是什么情况吧 小家伙 Let's see what you're packin' down there, champ. 370
哈里... 万德斯本格医生 Harry... Dr. Vanderspeigle, 371
你不用这么做的 you don't need to do that. 372
他没有割包皮 至少现在还没有 He's not circumcised. Not yet, anyway. 373
我们在考虑 但还没决定好 We were thinking about it but hadn't made a decision. 374
你不需要现在就做决定 And you don't need to make a decision right now. 375
越早越好 The sooner the better. 376
割掉包皮可以降低尿路感染的风险 Removing the foreskin reduces the risk of urinary tract infection. 377
-还有性病 -性病 - Also STDs. - STDs? 378
你想让你的孩子得淋病吗 Do you want your baby getting gonorrhea? 379
-你是认真在问我吗 -不 不是的 - Is that a real question? - No, it's not. 380
你应该考虑一下 那是个非常简单的手术 You should consider it. It's a very simple procedure. 381
我只需要通过手术切除 All I do is surgically remove the skin 382
包裹着你孩子老二顶端的皮肤 which covers the tip of your baby's prick. 383
给你 Here you go. 384
我要留着那只脚 保存好它 I'm keeping the foot so it can be stored properly. 385
死者脚上取下的DNA样本 386
我没意见 Fine by me. 387
它让我的办公室闻起来一股坏寿司味 Thing made my whole office smell like bad sushi. 388
我得把这个还给丽芙 I gotta get this back to Liv. 389
你懂的 女人都喜欢水桶 You know ladies love they buckets. 390
你可别说这是性别歧视 事实如此 Before you say that's sexist, that's just a fact. 391
-小麦 -妈妈 你来这儿干什么 - Hey, Maxie. - Mom, what are you doing? 392
我不能被人瞧见还在和自己妈妈玩 I can't be seen hanging out with my mother. 393
傻孩子 Don't be silly. Hey. 394
老师也是有午休时间的 Teachers get lunch breaks, too. 395
我只是顺路过来看看你 Just wanted to stop by and see how you're doing. 396
拜托快走吧 Please go! 397
我可以给你钱 I'll literally pay you. 398
这钱是我早上给你的 That's the money I gave you this morning. 399
那也是钱 Money is money. 400
好吧 但 Okay, just... Hey. 401
我只是想让你知道我爱你 I just wanted to tell you that I love you. 402
行吧 Okay. 403
-我能抱抱你吗 -不行 - Can I just get a hug? - No! 404
行吧 再见 Okay, great. Okay, bye. 405
爱你 Love you. 406
他就是那个贴外星人海报的小孩儿 Dude, that's the kid with the alien poster. 407
小麦 有人见过这个外星人吗 请联系小麦 408
演太空男孩儿呢 What, Space Boy? 409
就是他贴的外星人海报吗 He's the one with the alien posters? 410
你也是来笑话我的吗 You wanna make fun of me too? 411
不 No. 412
我相信你 Because I believe you. 413
压力 恐惧 Stress, fear. 414
难怪人类晚上会睡不着觉 No wonder humans can't sleep at night. 415
这水冷得能冻坏你的蛋 Imagine what that water would do to your balls? 416
至少我不会再想那小孩或是断脚的事儿了 At least I don't have to worry about the kid or the foot anymore. 417
发生什么事了 为什么你们会出现在我家湖边 What's going on here? Why are you on my beach? 418
警察办案 医生 It's official police business, Doc. 419
尸体其他部分一定在这儿的哪个地方 Rest of that body's got to be out there somewhere, 420
我打算找看看 and I plan on finding it. 421
你们太努力了 需要休息休息 You work too hard. You should take some time off. 422
请遵医嘱 Doctor's orders. 423
我有点担心 I am a little concerned about 424
这次行动的规模 the overall scale of this operation. 425
搜遍整个湖可不在我的预算范围内 You know, we don't have the budget to drag this whole lake. 426
那你的预算里包括 You got it in your budget 427
住在一个尸体遍布的小镇上吗 to live in a town littered with dead bodies? 428
帐可不是这样算的 Not really how budgets work. 429
整个搜查 真的太贵了 And this whole thing... It's just too expensive. 430
镇里绝对不会为零食付款的 I mean, the town is definitely not paying for snacks, okay? 431
那是克里特斯的狗粮 Those are Cletus's dog treats. 432
别吐 Hey, don't be spittin' that out! 433
那可是真的野牛肉 你到底啥毛病 That's real bison meat. What the hell's wrong with you? 434
-我去 这味道像怪味花生 -听着各位 - Dang it! God, it's like a gamey peanut. - Listen, 435
在场的各位都得打起精神 everyone here needs to get their head in the game. 436
必须将整个湖搜个遍 We're searching this entire lake. 437
找到尸体之前绝不停歇 We ain't gon' stop till we find that body. 438
是的 护士 Yes, nurse. 439
我屁股为了供你检查 I have very bad ass rash 440
起了一大片疹子 请吧 for you to examine, please. 441
来吧 Okay? 442
天 吓我一跳 Oh, my God, you scared me. 443
行了 走吧 Come on, let's go. 444
最近你总是闷闷不乐的 You've been so mopey lately. 445
你知道的 我朋友山姆死了 You do know my friend Sam died. 446
我知道 Yes, I know. 447
我知道 I know, I know, 448
很抱歉这真的太糟糕了 and I'm very sorry and it sucks, 449
但是为了让你不再去想这件事 but maybe to get your mind off of it, 450
跟我出去吧 you come out with me. 451
你这是又要带我去喂小松鼠吗 You taking me to feed baby squirrels again? 452
比这更好 This is even better. 453
他们要是能找到尸体 我就去自杀 They find that body, I'm gonna legit shit myself. 454
你说找点儿乐子的时候 When you said "Have some fun," 455
我还以为是指吃顿美食或看场电影 I thought you meant dinner or maybe a movie. 456
得了吧 这可有场直播 Come on, we got a live show here. 457
万众期待得压轴大戏是出现一具被水泡胀的尸体 The finale, fingers crossed, is a bloated, dead corpse. 458
就这了吗 一场浮尸秀 So this is our night? A floater watch party? 459
就这个小镇来说已经很不错了 This town, I'll take what I can get. 460
而且 跟我约会的那个人 他鸽了我 Besides, I was dating this guy, and he sort of ghosted me. 461
完全断了联系 I mean, he stopped calling entirely 462
我甚至希望那个尸体就是他的 and I'm kind of hoping that's him out there, you know? 463
有个了结 Get some closure. 464
你猜我听说了什么 JT晚点有个趴 Also, you know what I heard? JT is having a party later. 465
JT JT. 466
都快忘了这号人了 I haven't thought about him in forever. 467
简直不敢相信他还住在这里 I can't believe he's still around. 468
大家都住在这里 Well, I mean, everybody's still around. 469
没人会离开 Nobody gets out of here. 470
我们会的 We did. 471
一定会的 I'll give us that. 472
我俩都能实现自己的梦想 We both got out and chased our dreams. 473
-说得好 -是啊 - Damn right. - Yeah. 474
即使现实在身后追逐着我们 And reality chased us right back. 475
没错 Yeah. 476
竟然有点儿羡慕湖里的那具死尸 Yeah, starting to envy that body in the lake. 477
副警长 你怎么靠岸了 Deputy, why is your boat headed to shore? 478
镇长说他必须得回去 The mayor has to be brought back in. 479
他还有个会 He has an appointment. 480
船上是有人吐了吗 Is there somebody throwing up on that boat? 481
警长 我是镇长 Uh, hi, Sheriff. This is the mayor speaking. 482
我有个预先约定好的会 I just have a pre-existing appoi... 483
你晕船了吗 Are you seasick? 484
我们不会就因为 We don't halt justice 485
你肚子有点不舒服 就暂停司法 just 'cause your tummy's a little upset. 486
如果你想要小便 呕吐或是大便 If you gotta piss, puke, or shit, 487
你就去船侧边解决掉 you do it over the side of the boat. 488
与此同时 我们仍按计划行事 In the meantime, we stick to the plan. 489
你负责湖东边 我负责湖西边 完毕 You do the east lake grid; I do the west lake grid. Over. 490
收到 警长 Aye-aye, Sheriff. 491
要不 你喝点水 Perhaps if you drank some water? 492
我满嘴只有野牛味 All I taste is bison. 493
我不喜欢这种感觉 I don't like this feeling. 494
甚至这条狗都让我感到紧张 Even this dog is making me nervous. 495
我还记得我不知道恐惧是什么感觉的时候 I remember when I didn't know the meaning of fear. 496
我的飞船坠毁后 我独自生活了两周 After my ship crashed, I was on my own for two weeks. 497
四个月前 新墨西哥州 498
外星人在一个外星球上 处处危机四伏 An alien on an alien planet, danger everywhere. 499
没有什么能让我担心 None of it concerned me. 500
没有恐惧感能让我做出大胆的时尚选择 Not knowing fear allowed me to make bold fashion choices. 501
我不认为他们会找到尸体 I don't think they're gonna find a body. 502
别这样 积极点 Come on, stay positive. 503
那里应该是哈里的小屋 I think that's Harry's cabin over there. 504
真奢华啊 Fancy. 505
我好奇当我们分手的时候 一半的小屋能值多少钱 I wonder what half of it will be worth when we split up. 506
我记起来哈里会让我想到谁了 I remember who Harry reminds me of. 507
-谁 -丹尼·奥利弗 - Who? - Danny Oliver. 508
-老天 是带你去毕业舞会的那个 -是的 是他 - My God, he took you to prom. - Yes, he did, right? 509
-是他带我去的 -天呐 - Yes, he did. - Oh, God. 510
你还记得他跳的那支《爷钱够你花》 You remember him dancing to "Got Your Money"? 511
*小淫猫* *Hey, Dirty!* 512
*宝贝 爷钱有的是 你别担心* *Baby, I got your money, don't you worry* 513
*你最好把钱都给我* *You better give me that money, ooh!* 514
-我的天 -就现在 - Oh, my damn. - Right now! 515
*宝贝 给你的份爷有的是* *Baby, I got your money* 516
-没错 -*别但心* - Yes! - *Don't you worry* 517
*我说* *Said hey* 518
*宝贝 爷的钱够你花* *Baby, I got your money* 519
*我说* *Hey, said hey* 520
*宝贝 爷钱有的是 别担心* *Baby, I got your money, don't you worry* 521
警长 或许 我应该上岸 搜寻下海岸线 Sheriff, maybe I should go in and check the shoreline? 522
根据现状 Based on the current, 523
尸体很有可能已经被水冲上岸了 it is highly probable the body has already washed up. 524
我知道是怎么回事 镇长还是不舒服 I know what's going on. The mayor's still sick. 525
你继续执行任务 副警长 我们还有具尸体要找 You stay on mission, Deputy. We got a body to find. 526
这个人不会停手的 This guy's not going to give up. 527
我不能慌张 我只是需要一个计划 I can't panic. I just need a plan. 528
如果他们找到了尸体 If they find the body, 529
我就说那是我的双胞胎兄弟 弗雷德里克 I'll say it's my twin brother, Frederico. 530
花花公子 酗酒 不怎么会游泳 Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer. 531
下来 小家伙 Whoa. Down, boy. 532
快下来 小家伙 Down, boy. 533
下来 这是我的尸体 Down! This is my body. 534
这是我的尸体 This is my body. 535
不 快放开 No, let go! 536
哈里 你在家吗 Harry? Are you home? 537
是的 我在家 我就是站在这 啥也没做 Yes, I'm home just standing here doing nothing. 538
不错 看上去像是个有趣的夜晚 Oh, cool. Looks like a fun night. 539
你们在这干什么 What are you doing here? 540
我们本来在沙滩上看着他们在湖里打捞 We were down at the beach watching the lake being dragged. 541
就像我们小镇版的汽车电影院那样 It's like our town's version of a drive-in. 542
我们可以借用一下你的厕所吗 Can we use your bathroom? 543
麻烦了 Please? 544
厕所在后面 It's back there. 545
但是之后你们得立马离开 But then you have to leave right away. 546
-我非常忙 -是的 我们知道 忙着闲 - I'm very busy. - Yeah, we know, doing nothing. 547
我不喜欢他了 是非常不喜欢他了 I'm over him. Like, so over him. 548
我甚至因我喜欢过他而感到尴尬 Like, I'm embarrassed that I was into him. 549
你为什么要翻他的东西 Why are you going through his stuff? 550
你能以此更多的了解一个人 You can find out a lot about a guy this way. 551
他所有的维生素都有 He's got all the vitamins. 552
维生素A B C 天呐 A, B, C--oh, my God. 553
都是按照字母表顺序储藏的 They're stored in alphabetical order. 554
他是个疯子 He's a maniac. 555
我太"性奋"了 I'm so turned on. 556
我们准备走了 We are gonna go. 557
你千万别进去 Do not go in there. 558
我是开玩笑的 我没有在你浴室里大便 I'm just kidding. I didn't shit in your bathroom. 559
我得去参加派对了 不好意思 你没被邀请去 Gotta go to a party. Sorry, you're not invited. 560
差不多算是个女生之夜 Kinda a girl's night thing, so yeah. 561
-好的 -认真的 没什么大不了的 - Okay. - Seriously, it's not a big deal. 562
就是 我的前任 JT 他非常成功 It's just, like, my ex, JT, he's, like, really successful 563
他在山上有个超级大的房子 and he's got this, like, really big house in the hills 564
他求着我过去 and he's, like, begging me to go, 565
这...对他来说很尴尬 which...embarrassing for him, you know? 566
那我很疑惑你为什么还在这 Then I'm confused why you're still here. 567
-快去吧 -好了 没事了 - Go. - No, we're good. 568
我懂了 那我们下次再见 I get it. So we'll see you another time. 569
谢谢 Thank you. 570
就像是他吃醋了但几乎没藏住 It's like he's jealous but barely hiding it. 571
他藏得挺好的 He's hiding it pretty well. 572
他可能会跟踪我们 He's probably gonna follow us. 573
不 他不会的 No, he's not. 574
-我的天呐 -你太古怪了 - Oh, my God. - You're so weird. 575
姑娘们 你们带身份证了吗 Hey, you girls got ID? 576
你们在这干什么 Oh, what are you doing here? 577
那个贱人打电话搬救兵了 This bitch called in for reinforcements. 578
达茜 Aww, D'arce. 579
谢谢 该死的 我们开始吧 Thank you. Let's do the damn thing. 580
这给你 Give it to you. 581
你有更给力的东西吗 Ugh, do you have anything stronger? 582
我吸了足够塞奇喝一周的奶 Pumped Sage enough milk for a week. 583
-我要出来浪一浪 -你看起来真性感 - I'm trying to be out‐out. - Ooh, you look hot. 584
你为什么打扮得像个黑帮老大的妻子 Ooh, why are you dressed like a mob wife? 585
你为什么不这么穿 Why aren't you? 586
我有丈夫 你只有猫 I have a husband. You have a cat. 587
而且 Besides, 588
这是塞奇出生以来我第一次晚上出来浪 this is the first night I've been out since Sage was born. 589
我才不要穿野马队卫衣和牛仔裤 I'm not gonna waste it on a Broncos jersey and jeans. 590
我看中一个人了 我想跟他 I see somebody I wanna talk to... 591
用臀部交流感情 with my butt. 592
好吧 'Kay. 593
小心点 Hey, watch it. 594
-滚远点 熟女 -熟女 - Kick rocks, cougar. - Cougar? 595
我们认识一个住在这里的家伙 We know the guy that lives here, 596
也许 我们会让他把你撵出这里 so maybe we could have him just kick your ass right out of here. 597
谁 JT的老爸 他不在镇上 夫人 Who, JT's dad? He's outta town, lady. 598
夫人 Lady? 599
看看这两个老太婆 Check out the MILFs. 600
你是邀请我来参加高中派对吗 Did you invite me to a high school party? 601
天啊 我靠 Oh, God. Holy shit. 602
不不 这不好玩 行吗 No, no, no, this isn't funny, okay? 603
我浪费时间开了48公里车 雇了保姆 I wasted a 30‐mile drive, a babysitter, 604
还抹上了最好的口红来到这 and I smeared my best lipstick to be here. 605
-抱歉 -天啊 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. 606
达茜在哪 我靠 Where's D'Arcy? Oh, shit. 607
-我要杀了她 -天啊 天啊 - I'm gonna kill her. - Oh, God, oh, God. Oh, God. 608
你跳得真好 You're a good dancer. 609
你很苗条 And you're skinny. 610
像蟋蟀一样 Like a cricket. 611
-你想要上楼吗 -为什么 楼上有什么 - You wanna take it upstairs? - Why, what's upstairs? 612
不不 Oh, no, no, no. 613
天啊 牙套 Oh, my God, braces? Ugh. 614
高中派对 Ugh, high school party. 615
你的新男朋友怎么样 你跟他做过引体向上吗 How's your new boyfriend. You get into his Pull‐Ups yet? 616
我觉得刚才那是他第一次勃起 I think that was his first boner. 617
我猜你忘了JT的儿子也叫JT I guess that you forgot that JT also has a son named JT? 618
他自恋又不是我的错 It's not my fault that he is a narcissist. 619
好吧 好吧 Wow, okay, okay. 620
不好意思 Excuse me. 621
-干什么 -你们要来点吗 - Why? - You guys want some? 622
太好了 我们在Z时代毒品老巢 Oh, great. We're in a Gen Z drug den. 623
那是山姆的 你是从哪搞来的 Hey, these are Sam's. Where'd you get these? 624
我的口袋里 From my pocket. 625
晕 她的意思是 是谁把这些给你的 Burnout, she means who gave them to you? 626
这个处方是他死后开的 This prescription was written after he died. 627
医生没有给你开这些药 You weren't prescribed these. 628
我要把这个拿走 如果你对此有意见 I'm taking them, and if you have a problem with that, 629
我要报警了 I'm gonna call the cops. 630
-这是怎么回事 -我们走吧 - What was that about? - Let's just get out of here. 631
等等 杰伊 Wait. Jay? 632
靠 Oh, shit. 633
这些孩子们怎么比我们还颓 How are all these children more wasted than us? 634
够了 我要回家去抱我的宝宝了 Okay, yeah, I'm going home to snuggle my baby. 635
你们两个 你们需要回家了 You two, you need families. 636
又或者是需要律师 Or maybe a lawyer. 637
真是太难为情了 帮我 This is embarrassing. Help me. 638
好的好的 来吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it. 639
好了 All right. 640
今晚的事很抱歉 Sorry about tonight. 641
你还太年轻了 不知道那个派对到底有多糟糕 You're too young to know how sorry that party really was. 642
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - Course. 643
去睡觉吧 Just get to bed. 644
等一下 Oh, hang on, um... 645
我知道你最近过得很艰难 I know you've been going through a hard time lately. 646
不管你什么时候遇到了困难 Whenever you're having a rough time, 647
就烧一些雪松 给自己熏香吧 just burn some of this cedar and pull the smoke around you. 648
这是我爸教我的 会有帮助的 Something my dad taught me. It'll help. 649
真奇怪 不过好吧 That's weird, but okay. 650
谢谢 特瑞弗翠丝女士 Thanks, Ms. Twelvetrees. 651
阿斯塔 你准备好了吗 Asta, are you ready? 652
阿斯塔 Asta? 653
山姆 Sam! 654
你没事吧 You okay? 655
-我们走吧 -好 我们走 - Let's get out of here. - Yeah, let's do it. 656
坐前面 公主 我可不是专车司机 Up front, princess. I'm not a chauffeur. 657
我的意思是 好吧 I mean‐oh, okay. 658
我们就这么做 That's how we're doing it? 659
对 我们就这么做 Yep, that's how we're doing it. 660
没问题 No problem. 661
今晚就这样吧 医生 We're calling it a night, Doc, 662
但是我们明天继续 but we'll be back tomorrow. 663
有具尸体还不见着呢 There's a dead body out there somewhere 664
我们找不到就誓不罢休 and we're not gonna rest until we find it. 665
不过我们现在要回家休息了 Except we are going to go home and rest now. 666
克里特斯 Hey, Cletus! 667
回来 Hey! Get back here, boy! 668
你闻到什么了 Hey! What you smell? 669
克里特斯 Cletus! 670
你发现什么了 What you got, boy? - 671
见鬼 它有发现了 Oh, hell. He onto something! 672
-他不能进去 -去吧 - He cannot go in there. - Go on, boy! 673
难怪他疯了似的 No wonder he's losing his mind. 674
是野牛肉 It's bison. 675
你有肉 You got meat. 676
我喜欢吃肉 I like meat. 677
我也喜欢 I like meat, too, you know? 678
我尝过兔肉 I've tried rabbit. 679
我还吃过一次麋鹿 And I tried moose once. 680
我叔叔做的 我吃了 但是不喜欢 My uncle made them. I ate it, but I didn't like it. 681
好吧 这里没什么好看的 Okay, well, there's nothing to see here. 682
至少我想吃肉时知道去哪儿找了 对吗 At least I know where I can come if I need meat, right? 683
来吧 克里特斯 Come on, here, Cletus! 684
叫我丽芙 And Liv. 685
嗨 爸爸 Hey, Dad. 686
你怎么就醒了 Why are you awake? 687
-别告诉我你一晚上都在等我 -没有 - Please don't tell me you waited up for me. - No. 688
-吃早餐吗 -好啊 - Breakfast? - Oh, my God, please. 689
炒鸡蛋 你最喜欢的 Scrambled eggs, your favorite. 690
看起来不错 This looks good. 691
是个女孩 It was a girl. 692
是个女婴 The baby was a girl. 693
我以为没有我她会过得更好 I thought she'd be better off without me, 694
但如果这不是真的呢 but what if that's not true? 695
如果 如果她应该和我在一起呢 What if--what if she's supposed to be with me? 696
你是那孩子的母亲 You're a mother to that child. 697
你们之间的纽带永远不会断 That bond can never be broken. 698
这是母亲给孩子的礼物 It's a mother's gift. 699
不管孩子在哪儿 Wherever that child is, 700
你都能感受到她 you'll always be able to sense her. 701
有一天 One day, 702
这种联系会让你们团聚 that connection will bring you back together. 703
乔餐厅 704
-给你 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you. 705
我俩的袋子一样 We both have the same bag. 706
是啊 Oh, um, yeah. 707
我给你的办公桌抽屉买了把锁 I was just buying a lock for your desk drawer. 708
山姆过去把病例单放在那儿 It's where Sam used to keep all his prescription pads. 709
你呢 What about you? 710
我也有些东西要锁起来 I also have some things to lock away. 711
仓库锁 712
你到底是谁 哈里·万德斯本格 Who even are you, Harry Vanderspeigle? 713
就是一个... Just a... 714
人 guy. 715
人人都有秘密 Everybody has secrets. 716
恐惧是很好的动力 Fear is such a great motivator. 717
让人把秘密锁起来 It makes people lock those secrets away. 718
但每有一个人把秘密锁起来 But for every one person locking away their secrets, 719
就有两个人想发现真相 there are two more people seeking to uncover the truth. 720
吓人吧 Scary, right? 721
好恶心 He's disgusting. 722
肯定是他把你的自行车刹车弄坏的 He definitely cut the brakes on your bike. 723
我要走近看看 I need to get a closer look. 724
别 别去 No, don't. Don't do it. 725
什么鬼 What the hell? 726
不友好的獾 烧烤酒吧 727
新墨西哥某地 728
于是我盯着那个外星人的黄眼睛 So I look that alien son of a bitch right in his jaundiced eyes 729
直截了当地说道 and I said in no uncertain terms, 730
"别惹我" "I'm not the one to mess with." 731
我说 "小子 我不知道你是从哪儿来的 I said, "Boy, I don't know where you're from 732
我他妈也不在乎 "And I don't much give a flying duck's fart. 733
有一件事是肯定的 "One thing's for certain, two things for sure. 734
你最好离我远点" You best stay the hell away from me." 735
他向我走来 Well, he come at me. 736
我一脚踢在他的屁股上 把他踢飞了 I kicked his alien ass all the way to the next county. 737
该死的东西顺走了我的马儿和帽子 Damn thing got away with my horse and my hat, 738
但我知道他不敢再惹我了 but I knew he wouldn't mess with me again. 739
难以置信 这就是为什么我们要四处旅行 Unbelievable. See, this is why we like traveling around 740
和其他遭遇外星人的人见面 meeting other alien experiencers. 741
像这样的故事 Stories like that. 742
我们在网上看到你的视频 When we saw your videos online, 743
就知道一定要跟你谈谈 we knew we had to come speak with you. 744
你说你在哪儿见到外星人来着 Where did you say you actually saw the alien again? 745
你知道他去哪儿了吗 Do you know where he was headed? 746
小娘子 Well, little lady, 747
一喝酒就打开了话匣子 I've been letting this liquor speak for me 748
我想我已经说得够多了 and I think I said too much already. 749
不过你可以在我的书里看到 But you can read about that in the book I'm writing. 750
酷 你在写书 Oh, cool. You're writing a book. 751
小娘子 Well, well, little lady. 752
你干什么 What are you doing-- 753
天啊 你疯了吗 Oh, my God! Are you insane? 754
你杀了他 You killed him? 755
我们不应该杀人的 We're not supposed to kill people! 756
我们的任务不是这样的 Those aren't our orders! 757
看来我们接的是不同的任务 Looks like you and I have different orders.