Narrator: Coming up, why is sal having a cow?
旁白：接下来，萨尔为什么有一头牛？
Beefy mcwhatnow?
Beefy mcwhatnow？
Oh, my god.
哦，我的上帝。
Narrator: Will the jokers' cover finally be blown?
旁白：小丑们的伪装最后会被揭穿吗？
We're on a TV show. Please don't shoot me.
我们正在上电视节目。请不要向我开枪。
And find out what's in store for murr
并了解 murr 的精彩内容
in tonight's hair-raising punishment.
在今晚令人毛骨悚然的惩罚中。
Sal: Prepare for something amazing.
Sal：准备好迎接一些令人惊奇的事情。
Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
Q： 嘿，小胡子，怎么了？
Murr: I want my mommy!
Murr：我要我妈妈！
Sal: I will never forgive you!
Sal：我永远不会原谅你！
Joe: Larry!
Joe：拉里！
Today, we're working the front desk
今天，我们在前台工作
at Jay suites business center
at Jay Suites 商务中心
checking people in to their appointments.
为人们登记他们的约会。
Except that all the utterly ridiculous names that we
除了我们
have to call out have been written by the other guys.
必须呼唤的已经是其他人写的了。
The goal is to try not to laugh
目标是尽量不笑
while you're calling out these crazy names.
当你喊出这些疯狂的名字时。
Whoever laughs the most loses.
谁笑得最多，谁就输了。
Joe: Sal, you know who I heard's coming today?
Joe：Sal，你知道我今天听说谁来了吗？
Crangess mcbasketball.
Crangess...?
Crangess...？
Crangess mcbasketball.
Just have a seat, and I'll call you out as soon as we're ready.
请坐，一旦我们准备好了，我就会叫你出来。
Q: Sal, see that pile of cards in right front of you?
问：Sal，看到你面前的那堆牌了吗？
Those are your names. Flip them and list them.
这些是你的名字。翻转它们并列出它们。
Hello? Yes.
你好？是的。
Dill funk?
Dill funk？
Minty cherubandtug?
Minty cherubandtug？
Minty?
薄荷？
Maybe she went to the bathroom.
也许她去了洗手间。
Mary Beth bethbeth?
玛丽·贝丝·贝丝贝斯？
We have a bunch of different groups going on all over today,
我们今天有很多不同的小组在进行，
so they might have some crossover in names.
所以他们的名字可能会有一些交叉。
- He's laughing. - You're laughing.
- 他在笑。- 你在笑。
- You're laughing, bud. - You're laughing.
- 你在笑，伙计。- 你在笑。
Helena bottom...
海伦娜底...
Helena bottom-farter?
海伦娜放屁？
Helena? No?
海伦娜？不？
Helena bottom-farter?
海伦娜放屁？
Joe: All right, sal, let's go. Next name, buddy.
Joe：好的，sal，我们走吧。下一个名字，伙计。
Beefy mcwhatnow?
Beefy mcwhatnow？
Oh, my god.
哦，我的上帝。
Beefy mcwhatnow!
Beefy mcwhatnow！
Tammy...
苔。。。
Tammy bundleballs.
Are you Tammy? That's you?
你是 Tammy 吗？那是你？
No!
不！
We have the wrong group, then. That's all it is.
那么，我们找错了组。就这样。
Captain Melvin seahorse?
梅尔文海马船长？
- No! - Oh, my god.
-不！-哦，我的上帝。
Um...
嗯......
♪♪
Dr. Shrimp...
Joe: What do you got?
Joe：你得到了什么？
This is might be my favorite name ever.
这可能是我最喜欢的名字。
Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico?
Dr. Shrimp 波多黎各？
This is the name... This is the name I have here.
这是名字...这是我在这里的名字。
Paging Dr. Puerto Rico.
寻呼波多黎各博士。
Together: Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico.
一起：Dr. Shrimp 波多黎各。
Joe: Hi, guys.
Joe：大家好。
Have a seat right here. We'll call you in a sec.
在这里坐下。我们稍后会给您打电话。
Q: Wow, this is a diverse group.
问：哇，这是一个多元化的群体。
All right, buddy, you want to call your first person?
好吧，伙计，你想打电话给你的第一个人吗？
Yeah, let's get to it.
是的，让我们开始吧。
Sal: Here we go, here we go.
Sal：我们开始吧，我们开始吧。
Look at his face. Look at his face.
看看他的脸。看看他的脸。
Simmy kantstandyourbitz?
Simmy kantstandyourbitz？
Give me that.
给我。
Simmy kantstandyourbitz, either.
Simmy kantstandyourbitz 也是如此。
Uh, wandamian crucifixplate?
呃，wandamian 十字架板？
Wandamian crucifixplate?
旺达米安十字架板？
Q: He's... he's not laughing at anything.
问：他......他没有嘲笑任何事情。
Denise fat.
丹尼斯脂肪。
Denise fat.
丹尼斯脂肪。
Maybe i'm mispronouncing them.
也许我把它们读错了。
Jury prosciutto.
陪审团火腿.
Jury prosciutto.
陪审团火腿.
Rickyticky bobbywobbin.
Rickyticky bobbywobbin。
Rickyticky bobbywobbin.
Rickyticky bobbywobbin。
Dadood frumcheers?
Dadood frumcheers？
Dadood frumcheers?
Dadood frumcheers？
And so this is not... These are names...
所以这不是......这些是名字...
They have given me the wrong names.
他们给我起了错误的名字。
No, it's mayhem up here.
不，这里一片混乱。
Avocarter phuks?
Avocarter phuks？
- Oh, I'm mispronouncing it. - It's avocarter
- 哦，我读错了。- 这是 avocarter
Well, I mean, I didn't name these people.
嗯，我的意思是，我没有说出这些人的名字。
They're just giving me their names.
他们只是告诉我他们的名字。
And I went through every name except this last name here.
我在这里把除了这个姓氏之外的每一个名字都看了一遍。
What's the last name, buddy?
姓什么，伙计？
Q: Oh, wow.
问：哦，哇。
Yeah, I'll check.
是的，我会检查。
David krappenschitz.
大卫·克拉彭希茨。
David krappenschitz.
大卫·克拉彭希茨。
Murr: David krappenschitz!
Murr：David Krappenschitz！
No? David?
不？大卫？
David krappenschitz?
大卫·克拉彭希茨？
It's got to be the wrong list.
这一定是错误的名单。
Very good, Joseph.
很好，约瑟夫。
Joe: All right, here we go.
Joe：好的，我们开始吧。
Hey, what's up, buzz?
嘿，怎么了，嗡嗡声？
Yeah, I'll send him in. All right.
是的，我会送他进来的。好吧。
Hungary denk?
匈牙利 denk？
Mr. Denk?
邓克先生？
No?
不？
That's him laughing!
那是他在笑！
Say it. Try to say it.
说啊。试着说出来。
Count ravioli?
伯爵馄饨？
Count ravioli?
伯爵馄饨？
Oh, Stefan. All right.
哦，Stefan。好吧。
Well, I got a dungareese weatherspoons.
嗯，我买了个工装裤。
Hey, buzz, just give me the rest of the list, okay?
嘿，嗡嗡声，把列表的其余部分给我，好吗？
Dusty shidiz?
尘土飞扬的 shidiz？
Oh, no dusty shidiz?
哦，没有尘土飞扬的 shidiz？
Who?
谁？
Rachel... Rachel dahubbahubba?
瑞 秋。。。雷切尔·达胡巴巴？
Tammy shehole?
塔米·谢霍尔？
Is there a Tammy shehole?
有 Tammy shehole 吗？
Moist kite?
潮湿的风筝？
Is there a moist... moist kite?
有没有潮湿的...湿风筝？
Can't help you.
帮不了你。
No? Two more, buzz?
不？再来两个，嗡嗡声？
I got to get out of here. I got an appointment tonight.
我得离开这里。我今晚约到了。
Chug-chug pickles?
咕噜咕噜的泡菜？
Joe: Chug-chug!
Joe：咕噜咕噜！
Nobody has names like that.
没有人有这样的名字。
That is such b.S.
那是这样的 b.S.
Darcy o'queef?
达西·奥奎夫？
Are you... - He's done.
你是不是... - 他已经完成了。
He's done.
他已经完成了。
Buzz, you're killing me here.
嗡嗡，你在这里杀了我。
Joe: Ready, murr?
Joe：准备好了吗，喃喃自语？
Time to start calling in your first peeps. Here we go.
是时候开始打电话给你的第一次窥视了。来吧。
Is there a stevia flunt?
有甜叶菊流槽吗？
Flunt?
流利？
Stevia flunt? No?
甜叶菊流利？不？
Joe: No? All right. You got the first one. Sal: Wow, stone-faced.
Joe：没有？好吧。你得到了第一个。Sal：哇，面无表情。
It sounded like it could have been a real name.
听起来这可能是一个真实的名字。
- Yeah. - Yeah.
-是的。-是的。
Joe: I think we took care of that with the next one.
Joe：我认为我们在下一个中解决了这个问题。
Is there a cumby o'boombox?
有 cumby o'boombox 吗？
Cumby? Cumby o'boombox?
康比？Cumby o'boombox？
O-apostrophe-boombox?
O-撇号-boombox？
Joe: Cumby o'boombox!
Joe：Cumby o'boombox！
He got through that with ease.
他轻松度过了难关。
Q: Read it.
问：阅读它。
En...
Is there, uh...
有没有，呃......
Sal: That's a laugh.
Sal：真是笑。
- That's it, that's it. - He laughed.
- 就是这样，就是这样。- 他笑了。
Is there an Enya... Uh, Enya mouthhole?
有没有 Enya...呃，Enya 的嘴巴？
Enya mouthhole?
恩雅的口孔？
Ms. Mouthhole? No?
Mouthhole 女士？不？
All right.
好吧。
- The seal has been broken. - The seal's broken.
- 封条已破损。- 封印破了。
Uh, is there...
呃，有没有......
Is there a taint nuffum?
有污点吗？
Taint nuffum?
污染 nuffum？
Joe: That's a laugh!
Joe：真是笑声！
Got him. - That's it, that's it.
抓住了他。- 就是这样，就是这样。
Either of you taint nuffum?
你们俩都污染了 nuffum？
U'nique...
乌尼克...
A u'nique areola?
A u'nique 乳晕？
Oh, it might be u-Nuh-Kay.
哦，可能是 u-Nuh-Kay。
U-Nuh-Kay areola? No?
U-Nuh-Kay 乳晕？不？
Joe: I mean, he's laughing his ass off.
Joe：我的意思是，他在笑屁股。
You're done in the water, man.
你在水里完蛋了，伙计。
Is there a melba Moses wolfenstein?
有梅尔巴·摩西·德军总部吗？
Joe: I got him.
Joe：我抓住了他。
Kiwi frankencop?
Kiwi frankencop？
- I mean, that's it. - That's it... done.
- 我的意思是，就是这样。-就是这样。。。做。
You're done.
您已完成。
I think this is the wrong group.
我认为这是错误的群体。
Narrator: Murr couldn't keep a straight face,
旁白：穆尔无法保持正视，
so now he's laughy mcloserboard.
所以现在他变成了 Laughy Mcloserboard。
Today, we're working at evil olive pizza bar
今天，我们在 evil olive pizza bar 工作
asking customers if they'd like
询问客户是否愿意
to donate to our charity of the day.
捐赠给我们的 The Day 慈善机构。
The catch is we don't know what the charities are
问题是我们不知道慈善机构是什么
because we've written them for each other.
因为我们为彼此编写了它们。
The goal is to make your charity sound so believable
目标是让您的慈善活动听起来如此可信
that you actually get a donation.
你真的得到了捐款。
If you can't eat four pizza pies, you lose.
如果你不能吃四个披萨馅饼，你就输了。
- No, no, no, no. - No, no, no.
- 不，不，不，不。-不 不 不。
I'm gonna win.
我会赢的。
I'm working my core.
我正在努力。
I'm trying to tighten my core.
我正在努力收紧我的核心。
You know, what's a good way to work your core, honestly,
你知道，老实说，什么是锻炼你的核心的好方法，
is if I just punch you at random times in the stomach,
就是如果我只是随意地打你的肚子，
and you don't know when it's coming.
你不知道它什么时候会来。
So you're completely... It's just tight all the time.
所以你完全......它一直都很紧张。
Like, going like this... You don't know when it's coming.
就像，像这样......你不知道它什么时候会来。
Ow!
哎呀！
I just told you.
我刚才告诉过你。
Stop that!
停下！
Welcome to evil olive.
欢迎来到 evil 橄榄。
- Thank you. - I'm Brian.
-谢谢。- 我是 Brian。
What can I help you with today? Two slices.
今天我能帮你什么忙？两个切片。
When you're ready. Number 4.
当你准备好了。数字 4.
I thought you were ready. I told you. Stop it!
我以为你已经准备好了。我告诉过你。停下！
We're doing something today.
我们今天正在做一些事情。
We're raising a little money
我们正在筹集一点钱
for a neighborhood charity thing going on.
为了正在进行的社区慈善活动。
We're doing whale meat for the... for the poor.
我们正在为...为了穷人。
You know, every once in a while, you hear about,
你知道，每隔一段时间，你就会听到，
like, a whale washes up in coney island?
比如，一头鲸鱼被冲上康尼岛？
Okay.
好。
What we do is we'll get some knives,
我们所做的是获得一些刀，
and we'll cut some of that meat off him
我们会从他身上切掉一些肉
and fry it up and serve it to the poor.
然后煎了，给穷人吃。
But then it's, like, rancid meat?
但那又是腐臭的肉？
It's rancid, but they're poor.
它很腐臭，但他们很穷。
It's either don't eat anything or have slightly rancid meat.
它要么什么都不吃，要么肉略带腐臭。
What is your name? - Josh.
你叫什么名字？-乔希。
Seth, this is Josh. Josh, this is Seth. I'm Brian.
Seth，我是 Josh。Josh，我是 Seth。我是 Brian。
I'm on the board of whale meat for the poor.
我是为穷人提供鲸鱼肉的董事会成员。
It's whale meat with a poor-pose.
这是姿势不佳的鲸鱼肉。
You know what I'm saying?
你知道我在说什么吗？
Yeah.
是的。
Are you a marine biologist? - No.
您是海洋生物学家吗？-不。
Q: Then what are you worried about?
Q： 那你担心什么呢？
I'm just saying. Talking out of your blowhole right now.
我只是说。现在从你的气孔里说出来。
You know what I'm saying?
你知道我在说什么吗？
Hey, bud, what's your name? - Joe.
嘿，伙计，你叫什么名字？-乔。
Joe? Okay, we got whale meat for the poor.
乔？好吧，我们为穷人准备了鲸鱼肉。
These guys are already onboard.
这些家伙已经加入了。
They're already committed to donating $10 each.
他们已经承诺每人捐赠 10 美元。
There's three people in front of him.
他前面有三个人。
Somebody's gonna donate. - Yeah.
有人会捐款。-是的。
It's like there's three of us... You, me, and him,
就像我们三个人一样......你、我和他，
but the two of us aren't working on his core.
但我们两个并没有在他的核心上工作。
He is. - Ohh, stop!
他是。- 哦，停下来！
All right.
好吧。
Joe: Oh, oh, oh, donation?
Joe：哦，哦，哦，捐赠？
Let's see.
我看看。
- Oh? - There's a dime.
-哦？- 有一毛钱。
- There's a dime. - Ohh!
- 有一毛钱。-哦！
- That counts. He got it. - A dime works.
- 这很重要。他明白了。- 一毛钱有效。
I'm really orca-strating
我真的在逆戟鲸
a charitable win for old b.Q. Here.
老 B.Q. 的慈善胜利在这里。
Murr, when are we gonna address that the evil olive logo
Murr，我们什么时候才能解决那个邪恶的橄榄标志
looks like James s. Murray.
看起来像 James s. Murray。
Murr, do the look that he's doing.
Murr，做他正在做的样子。
What would you like?
你想要什么？
I'll take the cheese.
我来拿奶酪。
- Okay, you got it. - Thank you.
- 好的，你明白了。-谢谢。
I will tell you we are raising money for charity.
我会告诉你，我们正在为慈善事业筹集资金。
In case you have any interest, it's, uh...
如果你有兴趣的话，那就是，呃......
It's serious
这很严重
there's a lot of serious in this world.
这个世界上有很多严肃的事情。
You know what I mean?
你知道我的意思？
So what we do is we take
所以我们所做的就是我们拿
all that serious we got...
我们变得那么严重......
Ohh!
哦！
She gave him money! Ohh!
她给了他钱！哦！
Wow!
哇！
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
非常感谢。我很感激。
There's so much serious out there.
外面有很多严肃的事情。
You're right.
你是对的。
You have five kids?
你有五个孩子吗？
Okay, well, here!
好，好，来！
Take some!
拿一些！
Take some back! There you go.
拿一些回去！给你。
- She took her dollar back. - She took it back.
- 我把我的美元拿回来了。- 我把它收回来了。
- She took it back! - She took it back, you idiot!
- 我把它收回来了！- 我把它拿回来了，你这个白痴！
Why did you do that?!
你为什么要这样做？！
What did I do?!
我做了什么？！
Hi, guys, how are you?
嗨，伙计们，你们好吗？
Are you guys in school right over here?
你们就在这边的学校吗？
Anybody over 18? What's your ages?
18岁以上的人吗？你的年龄是多少？
Look at the cop! Look at the cop!
看看警察！看看警察！
Hold on a second. Let me explain.
等一下。让我解释一下。
Let me explain. - Look at her.
让我解释一下。-看看她。
She's like, "what the is going on right now?"
她问，“现在怎么回事？
She was like...
她就像......
Oh, my god, you can't write that.
哦，天哪，你不能写那个。
We're on a TV show. That's why I'm asking.
我们正在上电视节目。这就是我问的原因。
That's why I'm asking.
这就是我问的原因。
You can't be on the show if you're not over 18.
如果您未满 18 岁，则不能参加节目。
I wasn't asking if they were over...
我不是在问他们是否结束了......
Under 18 'cause, you know.
18 岁以下的事业，你知道的。
Please don't shoot me.
请不要向我开枪。
Can I get a slice of this?
我能分一杯羹吗？
Sure. He'll grab it for you right now.
确定。他现在就帮你拿。
He'll grab it for you right now.
他现在就帮你拿。
We are also collecting for a charity today.
我们今天也在为慈善机构募捐。
Today's is saxophones for Chile.
今天的是智利的萨克斯管。
What we do is we bundle up the saxophones
我们所做的是将萨克斯管捆绑起来
and then we fly overhead and then we drop rations...
然后我们飞过头顶，然后我们投放口粮......
Like, saxophone rations.
比如，萨克斯管口粮。
We call them sax-ions.
我们称它们为 sax-ions。
Or rat-ophones.
或者老鼠风琴。
"First it was saxophones over Afghanistan,
“首先是阿富汗的萨克斯管，
but they shot the plane down."
但他们把飞机击落了。
Well, first and foremost, it wasn't Chile at first.
嗯，首先，一开始不是智利。
It was Afghanistan, but when we flew our first saxophone over,
那是阿富汗，但当我们把第一支萨克斯管飞过时，
we were in the no-fly zone.
我们在禁飞区。
They shot the saxophone to bits.
他们把萨克斯管打得粉碎。
It left a sour note.
它留下了一个酸涩的音符。
Flute? Get angry.
长笛？上火。
Flutes?
长笛？
Flutes... saxophones.
长笛。。。萨克斯管。
The saxophone is... you know, the flute and the sax...
萨克斯管是......你知道的，长笛和萨克斯......
I'm taking the sax every day, twice on Sunday.
我每天都带萨克斯管，星期天两次。
The flute... who's gonna want to do the flute?
长笛......谁会想吹长笛呢？
I don't know.
我不知道。
People in Chile don't want to do the flute.
智利人不想吹笛子。
- Um, thank you so much. - Thank you.
- 嗯，非常感谢你。-谢谢。
Have a great day.
祝你有美好的一天。
Hey, guys, can you cue that sax solo, please?
嘿，伙计们，你能提示一下萨克斯独奏吗？
Sal, when you came back from the bathroom,
Sal，当你从浴室回来时，
I had a brownie sitting there.
我有一个布朗尼坐在那里。
- Yeah. - And you ate it.
-是的。- 你吃了它。
Not all of it.
不是全部。
You got 5%.
你得到了 5%。
What is this?
这是怎麽？
What the hell's that?!
那是什么鬼？！
Joe: It's a tres leches cake.
Joe：这是一个 tres leches 蛋糕。
Oh, that's my favorite cake.
哦，那是我最喜欢的蛋糕。
And this... this is because you took my brownie.
而这个......这是因为你拿走了我的布朗尼。
Q: I don't understand the punishment.
问：我不明白惩罚。
Like, you're just eating it in front of sal?
比如，你只是在 sal 前面吃它？
I'm just supposed to get jealous.
我只是应该嫉妒。
I'm on break.
我正在休息。
Break's over.
休息结束了。
How you doing, bud? What can I get you?
你好吗，伙计？我能给你买什么？
Regular slice half off. Yeah, one buck.
常规切片一半。是的，一美元。
Also, today, we're doing a charity drive.
此外，今天，我们将进行慈善活动。
It's reconstructive surgery for long-nosed babies.
这是针对长鼻婴儿的重建手术。
Murr: What?!
穆尔：什么？！
When the baby is born and sometimes they have
当婴儿出生时，有时他们有
a really long nose, and then it just
一个非常长的鼻子，然后它就
affects the way they grow up.
影响他们的成长方式。
I mean, my mother couldn't afford it.
我的意思是，我妈妈负担不起。
Joe, be disgusted at the thought of a long-nosed baby.
乔，一想到一个长鼻子的婴儿就感到恶心。
I mean, a long-nosed baby, you just look at it,
我是说，一个长鼻子的婴儿，你看看它就知道了，
and you're like... Babies are supposed to be cute,
而你就像......婴儿应该是可爱的，
but you get a long-nosed baby,
但你得到的是一个长鼻子的婴儿，
and, you know, you get physically repulsed.
而且，你知道，你会在身体上排斥。
Have you ever seen a long-nosed baby?
你见过长鼻子的婴儿吗？
Maybe something else, then.
那么，也许是其他事情。
All right, how about this... Improv for the homeless?
好吧，这个怎么样......为无家可归者即兴表演？
Right, they get out there. They got nothing to do.
是的，他们走出去了。他们无事可做。
They need some skills to make their life better, yes.
他们需要一些技能来让他们的生活变得更好，是的。
And all of a sudden, you know, "oh, we're in a house."
突然间，你知道的，“哦，我们在一所房子里。
They're drinking tea. How do you feel about that? Do you want to donate to that?
他们在喝茶。你对此有何感想？你想捐款吗？
Let me hit you with one more.
让我再打你一个。
How about this? Boom.
这个怎么样？繁荣。
Coalition for the chubs.
You get a bunch of chubby people together,
你把一群胖乎乎的家伙聚在一起，
and then they become friends.
然后他们成为了朋友。
And then they're all hanging out together
然后他们都一起出去玩
and they're eating tres leches.
他们正在吃 tres leches。
"Then they make a TV show."
“然后他们制作一个电视节目。”
And then they make a TV show.
然后他们制作了一个电视节目。
Let's say they're friends from high school, okay?
假设他们是高中时的朋友，好吗？
And then all of a sudden, they're a coalition, you know?
然后突然之间，他们变成了一个联盟，你知道吗？
And they end up in their fifth season or so.
他们最终进入了第五个赛季左右。
And when the ride's all over,
当旅程结束时，
they start doing improv for the homeless.
他们开始为无家可归者即兴表演。
No? No on all of them?
不？他们都不是吗？
Where's this guy's slice? Here you go.
这家伙的切片在哪里？给你。
Oh, a donation!
哦，捐款！
Q: Oh, we got a dollar! He got it!
问：哦，我们得到了一美元！他明白了！
- Ohh! - Are you kidding me?!
-哦！-开什么玩笑？！
That was just a tip for the pizza.
这只是披萨的小费。
Oh, that was a tip. You put it in the wrong bucket.
哦，那是一个提示。你把它放在错误的桶里。
I'll take it, and on a technicality, he takes it.
我会接受它，从技术角度来说，他接受了它。
Wow!
哇！
Narrator: Murr couldn't get a donation,
旁白：穆尔没能得到捐款，
so now he's off to his coronation as king loser.
所以现在他要去参加他的加冕典礼，成为失败者。
- Whoa! - Whoa!
-哇！-哇！
It's time for your punishment, buddy,
是时候受到你的惩罚了，伙计，
so we're just gonna clean you up.
所以我们只是要清理你。
- Ohh. - I'm already pretty clean, guys.
-哦。- 我已经很干净了，伙计们。
No, this is gonna be a good one.
不，这将是一场精彩的比赛。
Why don't you just follow us? - Yeah, come on.
您为什么不关注我们呢？- 是的，来吧。
What's going on?
这是怎么回事？
Going down.
下降。
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
等待，等待，等待。
Q: This would be the end of my time on the show.
问：这将是我在节目中的时间结束。
Really?
真？
I would quit.
我会放弃。
All right, hop in, bud.
好了，跳进去，伙计。
Do I take this off?
我要脱掉这个吗？
Yeah, why don't you get comfortable?
是的，你为什么不舒服呢？
Yeah, might as well get comfortable. Get comfy.
是的，还不如舒服一点。舒适起来。
Q: This is terrifying.
问：这太可怕了。
Hey, no!
嘿，不！
Sit down.
坐下。
Just gonna clean you up a little bit.
只是想把你清理一下。
What are we doing?
我们在做什么？
You're carving something into my head.
你在我的脑海里刻下什么东西。
Just lean back.
只需向后倾斜。
Lean back and relax.
向后倾斜并放松。
Here, let me help. Let me help.
来，让我来帮忙。让我来帮忙。
There you go.
给你。
Close your eyes.
闭上眼睛。
What the
什么
are you serious?! What are you doing?
真的吗？！你在干什么？
Are you serious?! What are you doing?
真的吗？！你在干什么？
Sit back. Relax.
坐好。放松。
We're gonna shave your eyebrows off. Just relax.
我们要剃掉你的眉毛。放松一下。
No, you're not!
不,你不是！
Shave my eyebrows off? Are you kidding me?!
剃掉我的眉毛？开什么玩笑？！
You lost!
你输了！
You can't shave a man's eyebrows off!
你不能把男人的眉毛剃掉！
Yeah, well, we're about to.
是的，好吧，我们即将开始。
It's my nephew's confirmation in two weeks.
这是我侄子两周后的确认。
I'm his sponsor!
我是他的赞助商！
Oh, my god.
哦，我的上帝。
Man, are you serious?
伙计，你是认真的吗？
By the way, tomorrow, we are all off to London together
顺便说一句，明天，我们一起去伦敦
to film an episode there for a week.
在那里拍摄一集一周。
So he's gonna have no eyebrows in the entire London episode.
所以他在整个伦敦剧集中都不会有任何眉毛。
I quit. You're right.
我不干了。你是对的。
You can't!
你不能！
Murr, you take pride in your eyebrows.
Murr，你为你的眉毛感到自豪。
We all know that. - Of course I do.
我们都知道这一点。- 我当然知道。
So we're gonna take away your pride.
所以我们要带走你的骄傲。
I actually shave my eyebrows with a straight razor.
我实际上用直剃刀剃眉毛。
Is that weird?
这很奇怪吗？
That is weird.
这很奇怪。
Look, we'll catch up with you guys later.
听着，我们稍后会和你们聊聊。
I'm James. Nice to meet you, Linda.
我是詹姆斯。很高兴认识你，Linda。
Murr, are you waxing your eyebrows?
Murr，你在给眉毛打蜡吗？
'Cause that's what it looks like from here, buddy.
因为这就是从这里看的样子，伙计。
Those eyebrows... he really went overboard with those things.
那些眉毛......他真的对那些事情太过分了。
My eyebrows look popping.
我的眉毛看起来会冒出来。
Oh, god. I can't, I can't.
天啊。我不能，我不能。
Ohh.
哦。
- Stay still. - Lean back.
- 保持静止。- 向后倾斜。
- Oh, my god! - Close your eyes.
-哦，我的上帝！-闭上眼睛。
Are you serious?
真的吗？
Come on!
加油！
Oh, my god, what does this look like?
哦，天哪，这是什么样子的？
It's okay.
没关系。
This is not right, guys.
这是不对的，伙计们。
Oh, my god.
哦，我的上帝。
What does it look like right now?!
现在是什么样子的？！
Oh, my god!
哦，我的上帝！
I look like Lex Luthor!
我长得像莱克斯·卢瑟（Lex Luthor）！
Q: Well, not yet.
问：嗯，还没有。
No!
不！
Say goodbye to the scruffs, what you got left up here.
告别那些邋遢的家伙，你在这里留下的东西。
It's all going.
一切都在进行中。
Murr, are you angry? I can't tell.
Murr，你生气了吗？我说不清。
You don't have eyebrows. Murr, are you mad?
你没有眉毛。Murr，你生气了吗？
Are you happy? Are you sad?
你满意吗？你难过吗？
Did you hear Carol's son
你听到卡罗尔的儿子了吗
got a house at the end of the block?
在街区的尽头有房子吗？
I did. I did.
我做了。我做了。
Thinks he's hot now.
觉得他现在很热。
Did you see Connie's new minivan?
你看到康妮的新小型货车了吗？
How could you miss it? It's all over social media.
你怎么会错过它呢？社交媒体上到处都是。
Ohh, hot pink?
哦，亮粉色？
Man: When we finish, can we take a picture together?
男子：等我们完成后，可以一起拍张照片吗？
Murr: Sure. Can you put my eyebrows back?
Murr：当然。你能把我的眉毛放回去吗？
When can I look in the mirror?
我什么时候可以照镜子？
Ohh! Guys!
哦！人！
Oh, my god!
哦，我的上帝！
I look so weird!
我看起来好奇怪！
I look like I just came out of a vagina!
我看起来像刚从阴道里出来一样！
Look at the back.
看看后面。
No!
不！
This is the best part!
这是最好的部分！
Sal: We found a way to make it worse.
Sal：我们找到了一个让情况变得更糟的方法。
Thanks so much.
非常感谢。
We got to get you to your next appointment, bud.
我们得带你去参加下一次约会，伙计。
Come on. This is enough. What next appointment?
加油。这就够了。下一次约会是什么？
- Well... - Uh, well...
- 嗯... - 呃，嗯......
We wanted this because the thing is that this grows back, right?
我们想要这个，因为问题是它会重新长出来，对吧？
So there's only one way to capture this moment in eternity.
所以只有一种方法可以捕捉永恒中的这一刻。
Yeah, new driver's license photo.
是的，新驾照照片。
Oh, my god.
哦，我的上帝。
No! - You got 2:00 at the dmv.
不！- 你在 dmv 有 2：00。
Look at my driver's license photo!
看看我的驾照照片！
All right, murr's ready for his appointment at the dmv.
好了，murr 已经准备好在 dmv 预约了。
Come on!
加油！
Think of every time you have to show photo I.D.,
想想每一次你得出示带照片的身份证，
this is what's looking at the person who's checking. Oh, my god.
这就是正在检查的人的注视。哦，我的上帝。
I can't even stand next to him any more. Get away, get away.
我甚至不能再站在他旁边了。，。
- It looks creepy, dude. - Come back.
- 看起来很令人毛骨悚然，伙计。-回来。
No!
不！
I got to cancel everything. I got to cancel everything.
我必须取消一切。我必须取消一切。
The guy's taking photos. You like this?
那家伙在拍照。你喜欢这个吗？
Yeah! Look!
是的！看！
All right, bud, go in.
好了，伙计，进去吧。
- All right. - See you later.
-好吧。-回头见。
Joe: Somebody's mail came!
Joe：有人的邮件来了！
The driver's license is here.
驾照在这里。
We haven't seen it yet.
我们还没有看到它。
- Oh, god. - All right, fellas.
-天啊。- 好吧，伙计们。
Oh, my god!
哦，我的上帝！
Sal: You look like a demon.
Sal：你看起来像个恶魔。
That is bad.
这很糟糕。
Expires march 2026.
截止日期为 2026 年 3 月。
Oh.
哦。
Dude, it's gonna be a long decade.
伙计，这将是漫长的十年。