- You got a problem? - Me? No, I ain't got no problem. -有问题吗 -我吗 没有 我没问题
Take a good look. Does it look like I got a problem? 好好瞧瞧 我看起来像是有问题吗
Yeah. It looks to me like you got about 350 problems. 是的 看起来你有一大堆问题
You better get your eyes checked, 'cause I ain't got no problems. 那你最好去检查一下眼睛 我根本就没有问题
Matter of fact, around here, I'm the one that makes the problems. 事实上 在这一片 我是制造问题的人
- Oh, I'm scared. - I'm just standing here checkin' you babes out. -哦 我好怕哟 -我只不过是来看看你们这些宝贝儿
Why don't you go down to the supermarket and check yourself out first? 你怎么不先去超市检查一下自己
You're a tough little cookie. I like that. 真是个强悍的小甜心 我喜欢
But you know what? A little smack will straighten you right out. 但是你知道吗 一个巴掌就能摆平你
- How about that? - Who's gonna do the smacking? you and what militia? -知道吗 -谁来打我 你或是什么民兵
- Listen, you stuck-up little bitch? - No, you listen, dick face. -听着 你个自大的婊子 -不 你听着 不要脸的
My boyfriend's gonna be here any second. 我男朋友随时都会来这
If you're still here when he comes, you're gonna want to run as fast as you can. 要是他来的时候你还在这里 你最好有多远滚多远
- Only then it'll be too late. - You're such a tiger. I love that. -不过那时就太晚了 -你真彪悍 但我喜欢
- Fuck you and your pink shirt and your pathetic suit. - Hey, asshole! -滚你妈的 裹着你的粉衬衫和烂西装滚蛋 -嘿 混球
- Carol! What are you doing here? - I thought you were going to the tanning salon. -Carol 你在这干什么？ -我还以为你去了日晒沙龙
I am. I am. I was. I was just. You were. You are. You just. -我是去了 我刚才 我只是 -你刚才 你去了 你只是
I was just giving these tourists directions. Come on, baby. 我只是在给这些游客指路 过来 宝贝
- You know I love you. - Directions for tourists, my ass. -你知道我爱你 -给游客指路 才怪
- You think those girls mean anything to me? - Goddamn weasel. Fuckin' asshole. -你觉得我会在乎这些女孩吗 -该死的混蛋
Men. Am I right or wrong? 这就是男人 我说对了吧
- They serve their purpose. - I'm not complaining. -他们服务于自己的企图 —我没在抱怨
I've got the greatest boyfriend in the whole world. 我有全世界最好的男朋友
But the way I look at it, most guys are like that jerk than they are like my boyfriend. 但就我看来 绝大多数人都像那个蠢货而不像我男朋友那样
By the way, my name's Lou. It's short for Louise. 对了 我叫Lou 是Louise的简称
My father wanted a boy, so he made everyone call me Lou. The name just kind of stuck. 我父亲想要个男孩 所以他让所有人都叫我Lou 这名字就像根刺一样
- What's yours? - Carla. -你呢？ -Carla
- Are you kidding? - No. -你开玩笑吗？ -没有
My best friend in third grade was named Carla?Carla Naksenhoff. 我三年级时最好的朋友就叫Carla Carla Naksenhoff
- What's your last name? - Bennett. -你姓什么？ -Bennett
- Bennett? great name. Bennett. - It's English. -Bennett 好名字 Bennett -是英国姓氏
I've been to London before. Twice actually. 我以前去过伦敦 去过两次
Once to dance and once with my boyfriend for two days. He was giving a concert. 一次是去跳舞 另一次和我男朋友去了两天 他有一场音乐会
That's why I'm here. My boyfriend lives in this building. 那就是我为什么在这里 我男朋友住在这儿
- Do you got a boyfriend? - Sort of. -你有男朋友吗 -算是吧
- What does he do? - He's an actor. -他是干什么的 -他是个演员
- Get out! Like mine! - I thought that yours was a musician. -不可能 跟我男友一样 -我以为你那位是个音乐家
- You said he gave a concert in London or something. - Not that kind of concert. -你说他在伦敦办了音乐会之类的 -不是那种音乐会
More like mixed-media. He sings, he dances, he acts, he does stand-up. 那更像是混合艺术效应 他唱歌 跳舞 表演 还说单口
He's a real entertainer... like Liza Minnelli. 他是个真正的表演者 就像Liza Minnelli 【注：Liza Minnelli 上世纪70年代美国当红演员、歌手、舞蹈演员和节目主持人】
- So what do you do? - Design. -你是干什么的 -设计
- Female Calvin Klein, huh? - We're in the same field, but I'm not -女版Calvin Klein 是么 -我们是同一个领域的 但是我称不上 【注：Calvin Klein 美国知名时装品牌CK的创始者】
You're not nearly as famous. I'm going to be famous one day. I just know it. 你远不及他那么有名 但我总有一天会出名 我就是知道
My boyfriend promised me that as soon as he makes it, 我男朋友向我保证 只要他出名了
he's going to cast me as his costar because we're so good together. 他就会选我做他的搭档 因为我们在一起太般配了
But you never know. I may make it first. 但是谁知道呢 或许先出名的是我
Then I'll have to cast him as my costar... if I'm in the mood. 那我就选他做我的搭档 如果我心情好的话
Just kidding. He's actually really talented. 开玩笑的 实际上他真的很有天赋
I'm not just saying that. He has a way with words. 我不只是嘴上说说而已 他很会说话
He could talk you into buying a house without a roof. 他能让你买一栋没有屋顶的房子
- Sounds irresistible. - That's what he is. He's irresistible. -听起来让人无法抗拒 -那就是他 他令人无法抗拒
People cannot resist him. I bet you've seen him on TV. 没人能抗拒他 我打赌你在电视上见过他
He's had guest spots on NYPD Blue and Homicide. 他在NYPD Blue and Homicide里有过客串
And he did The Garry Shandling Show twice. He was totally hilarious. 他还上过两次The Garry Shandling Show 他超搞笑
He's read personally for Barry Levinson and Don Simpson. 他亲自为Barry Lavinson和Don Simpson朗读 【注：Barry Lavinson 美国著名编剧 曾三次获艾美奖 Don Simpson 制片人 他和杰瑞布鲁克海默成立的Don Simposon/Jerry Brokhume Film公司捧红过汤姆克鲁斯】
Simpson was gonna give him a lead in this romantic comedy... Simpson本打算让他主演一部浪漫喜剧
that his new production company was gonna do, 那是他新制片公司准备拍的
but then he died and 但是后来他死了 然后……
Are you okay? 你还好吧
Blake Allen. Blake Allen
Yeah. Th-That's That's his name. 对 那 就是他
- Who are you? - His girlfriend. -你是谁？ -他的女朋友
I'm his girlfriend. 我才是他的女朋友 I'm his girlfriend. …我才是他的女朋友 【注：她说了两遍可是字幕只有一条】
American Airlines, Flight 11. 美国航空公司 11号航班
Right. 对
So, you mean that you came here to surprise him too? 所以 你来这里也是打算给他个惊喜
Oh, my God. 哦 我的上帝
Looks like he's gonna get a lot bigger surprise... 看起来他会收到一个超级大的惊喜
than either one of us was planning on giving him. 比我们准备给他的大得多
Just one minute. 给我一分钟
I'll buzz you in! 我来把你弄进来
# You give your hand to me # #你向我伸出手#
# And then you say hello # #对我说你好#
# And I can hardly speak # #我几乎无法说话#
# My heart is beating so # #我的心跳得如此激烈#
# And anyone can tell # #所有人都看得出#
# You think you know me well # #你以为你了解我#
# Mmm, you don't know me # #但你并不了解#
# No, you don't know the one # #你不了解那个#
# Who dreams of you at night # #晚上梦到你的人#
# And longs to kiss your lips # #渴望亲吻你#
# And longs to hold you tight # #紧紧地拥抱你#
# To you I'm just a friend # #对你来说 我只是个朋友# 欢迎回来
# That's all I've ever been # #那就是我所经历的#
# Mmm, you don't know me # #你并不了解我#
"You Don't Know Me. " No wonder it's his favorite song. “你并不了解我” 难怪他最爱这首歌
- It should be his anthem. - Notice anything different? -这应该是他的圣歌 -注意到哪里不一样了吗
- That's where my picture used to be. - It still is. -那里本来放着我的照片 -确实是
- It is? When? - When you're here. -什么时候？ -你在这的时候
Did he ever tell you this was the first time... 他有没有对你说这是他第一次
he put anyone's picture on his piano besides his mother? 把除了他母亲之外的人的照片放在他的钢琴上
Yes. He said it made him feel that I was physically with him. 是的 他说这让他感觉我和他在一起
In front of him and inside him at the same time. 既在他面前 又在他心里
Maybe we should just wreck his whole fucking apartment right now. 或许我们应该马上拆了他这该死的公寓
I'd rather wreck him. 我更想拆了他
That's a really good idea. But how? 那是个不错的想法 不过怎么做
- Should we... Should we stab him? - Too quick. -我们应该刺他吗？ -太快了
- Asshole. - Creep. -混蛋 -懦夫
Scumbag. Did you really love him? 卑鄙小人 你真的爱他吗
Yeah, I did. Did you? 是的 我爱他 你呢
I told him I did, and I thought I meant it. 我告诉他我爱他 我觉得我是认真的
- Who knows? I felt something. - Emotional? -谁知道呢 我感觉到一些东西 -情感上的吗
- More. - More? -更多 -更多
More than I felt for anyone else. Different. 比我从任何人那里感觉到的都多 与众不同的
- Which is what he said. - That you were different. -他是这么说的 -你是与众不同的
That he never experienced real love before he met me. Before me, love was 在遇到我之前他从未经历过真爱 在这之前 爱是……
- Just another four-letter word? - Beginning with "L." -另一个四字母的单词？ -以“L”开头
No more significant than "like" or "lust. " 比起“喜欢”或者“欲望”并没有更多的意义
Then he would shake his head like this. 接下来他会这样摇头
Show how helpless he was in the grips of his overwhelming passion. 展示当他陷入无法阻挡的激情之中时 有多么的无助
And when he would go inside you, it was like 当他要进入你的时候 就像是
Returning home to his sanity, his refuge. 找回了理智 回到了他的避难所
- Perfect rhythm. - Perfect rhythmic harmony. -完美的节奏 -完美又和谐的节奏
- Atomic union or something. - The union of atomic matter. -原子结合之类的 -原子结合啥的
Matter returning to its purest state of unison... 在时间和空间上的暂时分离之后
after a temporary separation in time and space. 事情回到了最纯碎的和谐状态
How do you remember all that? 你怎么记得住那些的？
Easily. He said it about a hundred times, as if it were a mantra. 很容易 他说了差不多有一百遍 就好像那是个咒语
Did he ever ask you to marry him? 他有没有要你嫁给他？
- No. Why, did he ask you? - No. -没有 他这么问你了 -没有
- Why do you ask? - Just curious. -那你为什么问这个？ -只是好奇而已
Just trying to understand his twisted mind. 想试着去理解他扭曲的想法
I think his thing for me was more sexual. 对我来说他的事更多的和性有关
Although he did say he felt romantic towards me. 虽然他确实说过对我有感情
- He told you he loved you? - Yeah. -他跟你说他爱你？ -是的
He would say, "I love you, and you love me"... 他会说 “我爱你 你也爱我”
because he couldn't stand it if he said "I love you" and I didn't say it back. 因为他不能忍受他说了“我爱你”而我却不说给他听
It's crazy. Even now, when I shouldn't care what he said or did, it still 真是疯了 即使现在 我不该去关心他说了或者做了什么 这仍会……
It still hurts. I know. It hurts me too. 这仍会使你痛苦 我知道的 这也让我痛苦
I feel like this is some weird dream I'm gonna wake up from. 像是我就要从一场奇诡的梦中醒来
So do I. How long have you known him? 我也是 你认识他多久了
- Ten months. What about you? - February 15. -10个月 你呢 -从2月15开始
I don't remember the date, but it was definitely snowing, 我不太记得日期 但那时肯定在下雪
so it must have been February. 所以肯定是在2月
And everything started off real slow. 开始一切都很缓慢
Then he got really intense all of a sudden, and he told me 然后他突然就变得非常热情 他告诉我……
That he was yours and you were his, 他是你的 你也是他的
and neither one of you was ever gonna be with anyone else. 你们都不会再和其他人在一起
- That was in March. - Yeah. March, right. - 那是在3月 - 对 3月 是的
Because he said it to me at halftime at the NCAA semifinals. 因为他是在NCAA半决赛中场休息的时候对我说的 【注：NCAA 美国大学联盟锦标赛】
Un-fucking-believable. He knew it from the beginning. 真他妈的难以置信 他从一开始就知道
- Knew what? Knew what he wanted? - He knew what he was up to. -知道什么 知道他想要什么吗 -知道他在做什么
It's not like he knew one of us for years or months, 他并不是认识我们中的一个好几年或者好几个月
then met the other one, and his life became more complicated. 然后遇到另外一个 接着他的生活开始变得复杂
He decided consciously to take a shot with two girls at the same time. 他是刻意要同时和两个女人交往的
He wanted a girlfriend. He wanted to fill the void. 他想要女朋友 想要填补空虚
So he figured if one of us didn't work out, then the other might. 然后他算着如果和我们中的一个进展不顺利 那么和另一个可能会有结果
What he didn't count on was that both of us would work out. 他并没有指望和我们两个都能进展顺利
- But we did. - Until now. -但我们都很好 -直到现在
When it's gonna be neither. 现在两个都玩完了
But you don't think he was looking to have two permanently, do you, 你不认为他希望有两个长久的女朋友 是吗？
like those-those what-do-you-call-its? 像是那些 那些 怎么说来着？
- Bigamists? - No, no, no. Those ones in Utah. -重婚者？ -不 不是 那些在犹他州的
- Mormons? - Yes. Mormons. -摩门教徒？ -对 摩门教徒 【注：Mormon 摩门教徒 有一夫多妻制的渊源】
- Do you think he's a Mormon? - He's no Mormon. -你觉得他是个摩门教徒吗？ -他才不是摩门教徒
Well, he sure is a cocksucker. 好吧 他绝对是个舔鸡巴的
No, I think that was our function. 不 我认为那是我们的职责
- Oh, you did that with him? - What? -哦 你跟他做了那个？ -哪个？
- You gave him head? - Why? Does that shock you? -你给他做了口交？ -怎么？吓到你了？
No. It just that? You know what he used to tell me? 不是 你知道他以前是怎么跟我说的吗？
What do I mean, "used to"? He said it on the phone last night. 什么叫“以前”？他昨晚在电话里说了那些
He said he couldn't even get a hard-on for any other girl besides me... 他说 他对着除了我以外的其他女人都硬不起来
no matter how good she was or what she did. 不管她有多棒 不管她做了什么
- And you believed him. - I believed him. Isn't that pathetic? -而你相信了他的话 -我信了 那是不是很可悲？
I'm as pathetic as that asshole on the street. 我和街上的那个混球一样可悲
- Would you have believed him? - Not "would have. " Did. - 你会相信他吗？ -不是“会” 我之前就信了
- He said the same things to you? - Word for word. -他对你说了同样的话？ -一字不差
And that that was why he was being faithful to you. 那就是他变得对你那么忠诚的原因
-It wasn't that it was a matter of choice? -It was phallic incapacity. -那并不是一种选择 -而是性无能
He knew he would be impotent with anybody except you. 他知道他跟除你之外的其他人做都会阳痿
Because I owned his dick. It didn't belong to him. 因为我拥有他的老二 它不属于他
- It was attached to him - But it belonged to me. -它是他的 -但它现在属于我
Huge and hard and thick and long and perpendicular to the earth. 又大又硬又粗又长垂到地面
Not to the floor, but to the earth, and filled with oceans of come. 不是地板 是地面 充满了大量的高潮
Oceans of come. Oh, my God, I am gonna fucking cut it off. 大量的高潮 我的上帝 我他妈的要切了它
I am gonna slice it off, sliver by sliver, with an electric meat slicer. 我要把它割掉 用一部电动切肉机切成一片一片的
That's what I'm gonna do. 我就准备那么做
- That motherfucker. - You said it. -那个操他妈的 -你说过了
- What? - That's what he is... a motherfucker. -什么？ -那就是他 操他娘的
- You think he did it with his mother? - Not literally. -你认为他和自己的老妈做过了？ -我不是指字面意思
I just think his relationship with his mother is more complicated than he admits to. 我只是认为他和他母亲的关系比他承认的更复杂
Definitely. Who else has framed photographs of their mother all over their apartment? 绝对的 谁会在自己公寓里放老妈的照片
The way that he used her. The stories he would tell. 他提到她的方式 他说过的那些故事
- Like when he was little. - No father around. -像是在他还小的时候 -没有父亲的陪伴
"Mother and I went to Florida. " "Mother and I went to Atlantic City. " “我和我妈去了佛罗里达” “我和我妈去了大西洋城”
"Mom and I had this argument over me having a ponytail. " “我妈和我在我梳马尾辫这个问题上吵了一架”
- Right. - And the way that he used her with us. -对 -还有他利用她来对付我们
- No, not with me. I never met her. - I never met her either. -不 我从没见过她 -我也没见过
The way that he used her... saying he was spending the night at her house... 他利用她 他说在她家里过夜
because she was sick. 因为她病了
- You don't think she was sick? - Who knows? -你认为她没病吗 -谁知道呢
All we knew was not to call because the ringing sound would frighten her. 我们知道的就是不要打电话过去 因为铃声可能会吓着她
Exactly. Just leave a message on the voice mail if anything urgent came up. 完全正确！如果有什么紧急的事 就在语音信箱留个言
Four nights a week. Those are the nights he must've been with you. 一周四个晚上 那些晚上他肯定是和你在一起
No. I was always three. Never four. You must've been four. 不 我总是三个晚上 从没多过 你肯定是四天
No, I was three also. 不 我也只有三天
Well, do you think there's a third? 好吧 你觉得会有第三个吗？
Or one night of cruising recruitment for the future. 或者有一个晚上用来寻找未来的新目标
Can you believe we fell for this? 你能相信我们竟然沦落至此吗？
You only suspect it when you're doing it yourself. 你只有在亲自去做的时候才会怀疑它
Interesting. 有趣
- But you weren't fucking around on him, were you? - No. -但你并没有一直围着他转 是吧？ -没有
No, neither was I, but but I could have. 我也没有 但是我本来可以的
- I had plenty of chances. - Like that guy in the street in the white suit? -我有大把机会 -像是街上那个穿白西装的家伙？
- Oh, much better than him. - I know that. I was just -哦 比他好多了 -我知道 我只是……
- I was being facetious. - Right. -我只是在开玩笑 -好吧
But you must've had a million chances. 但你绝对有过一百万次机会
- I mean, you're beautiful, Carla. - No, I'm not. -我是说 你很漂亮 Carla -不 不是的
- Yes, you are. - Let me ask you something. -你就是的 -让我问你点事情
- Oh, wait. He's here. - Okay. -等等 他来了 -好的
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei Patris # 同享天主聖父的光榮
# Dei Patris Amen # 聖父的光榮 阿门
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei?# 同享天主聖父的光榮
Ooh. 哦
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei Patri # 同享天主聖父的光榮
# Dei Patri Amen # 聖父的光榮 阿门
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei Patri # 同享天主聖父的光榮
# Dei Patri Amen # 聖父的光榮 阿门
Mommy, it's me. I'm back. 妈咪 是我 我回来了
A little trouble getting back from the airport, but the plane got in on time. 从机场回来的时候遇到了点小问题 但飞机是准点到的
And I love you. Hope you're doing well. 我爱你 希望你一切都好
Call me soon as you get this. Bye. 听到留言之后打给我 再见
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei Patris # 同享天主聖父的光榮
# Dei Patris Amen # 聖父的光榮 阿门
# Cum Sancto? Carla. It's Blake. 你和聖神 Carla 是我 Blake
I just got back in town, and I am prepared... 我刚回到市里 正准备……
to perforate your every orifice with my tongue. 用我的舌头穿进你全身每一个洞 【译者：死萝卜你这是要闹哪样啊！开场15分钟才出来！一上来就净整些这样的词！】
I've missed you wildly. I am, uh 我疯狂的想念你 我
I am?I'm hot and I gotta see you. Bye. 我欲火焚身 需要见你 再见
# Sancto Spiritu # 聖神
Hi. Is Lou there? 嗨 Lou在吗？
All right, well, just tell her that, uh, 好吧 请转告她
Blake... is back. Thank you. Blake 回来了 谢谢
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
# In gloria Dei Patris # 同享天主聖父的光榮
# Dei Patris, Amen ## 聖父的光榮 阿门
# Mark # It's Blake. # Mark # 我是Blake
What is it, like, 4:30 there? Get up. 几点了 那边4点半了吗 快起来
# Cum Sancto Spiritu # 你和聖神
So what happened with this job? Did I get it? 工作的事怎么样了 我得到了吗
No? Why, too talented, as usual? 没有 为什么 还是因为太有才华了吗
What are you What-What's going on? 你是 什么 怎么了
There's all these blowhards working. I can't get a job. 都是些吹牛拍马的家伙 搞得我得不到工作
So what else? 所以 还有别的吗
You, uh?What about, like, anything? 你 任何工作
What else? Tell 还有什么 告诉……
Really? Wow. 真的 哇喔
That's in the Catskills, huh? God, you know, I know a lot of- 那是在卡茨基尔 上帝 我认识很多……
No, actually, I don't know anyone who's made it in the Catskills. 不 实际上 我不认识任何卡茨基尔成功的人
What's... What are they paying me? 什么 他们给我多少报酬
Wow. Yeah, that'll cover the dry cleaning. 哇 那能付得起干洗费了
What about, like, a TV spot or something 电视广告或者别的什么呢
I can't even believe we're discussing this job. 我都不敢相信我们正在讨论这项工作
This is ridiculous. It's like youdon't know who you're dealing with here. 这太荒谬了 好像你不知道自己在跟谁打交道一样
And?Have you been drinking quite a bit again? 然后 你又喝多了吗
I'm sor... I'm just kidding. I'm just a little... 不好意…我只是开个玩笑 我只是有点儿……
Hold on. Let me think about it for a second. 等下 让我想一会
# Call me Daddy Call me Daddy # #叫我爸爸 叫我爸爸#
# Bend over and then squeal like the pig that you are # #弯腰尖叫 像猪一样#
# For offering me this job # #居然提供给我这种工作#
Uh, no, I'll take it. When do I start? 哦 不 我就要这份了 什么时候开始
Okay. Okay. Thanks, man. 好的 好的 谢了伙计
Okay. Bye. 好的 再见
Nobody recognizes talent in this town... anymore. 在这个城市 没人承认天赋……再没有人
Hi. Yes. 嗨 是的
Live from La Paz, 来自拉巴斯的直播
it is Blanco Alegre. 我是Blanco Alegre
# You give your hand to me # #你向我伸出手#
# And then you say hello # #对我说你好#
# And I can hardly speak # #我几乎无法说话#
# My heart is beating so # #我的心跳得如此激烈#
# And anyone can tell # #所有人都看得出#
# You think you know me well # #你以为你了解我#
# No, you don't know # #但你并不了解#
# Me # #我#
# No, you don't know the one # #你不了解那个#
# Who dreams of you at night # #晚上梦到你的人#
# Afraid and shy # #害怕并害羞#
# Honey I let my chance go by # #亲爱的 我让我的机会溜走#
# And the chance you might have loved me # #还有你可能爱上我的机会#
#Too # #我也让它溜走#
# Ooh # #哦#
# You give your hand to me # #你向我伸出手#
# And then you say good-bye # #对我说再见#
Mmm-bop! 嗯！
# I watch you walk away # #我看着你离开#
# Beside that lucky prick # #身旁是那个幸运的家伙#
# To never, never know # #你永远 永远不会了解#
# One who loves you so # #那个如此爱你的人#
# No, you don't know # #不 你并不了解#
#Me # #我#
Uh, I?Huh. 呃，我 哈
What a surprising way to see you. 真惊讶这样见到你
I was just?'Cause 我只是 因为
My God, I was just thinking, "When am I gonna see her?" 我的天呐 我刚还在想什么时候才能见到她
And, uh, here you are. How did you get in? 然后 呵 你就在这儿了 你怎么进来的
- Magic. - Huh. -魔法 -哈
What did you, uh Super let you in? 你做了什么 超人帮你进来的
You look great. That's, uh 你真美
Fuck. Okay. 操 好吧
You know what's so great? I mean, I could not have orchestrated this any better. 你知道最棒的是什么事吗 我也没法安排比这更好的会面了
This is a rare opportunity. You get to see how I'm behaving when you're not here. 这是一个难得的机会 你得瞧瞧你不在时我是什么样
What did I do? I came in. I call you. 我都干些什么呢 我回家 打电话给你。
First thing I do is I tell you I love you, I miss you, 我做的第一件事就是告诉你我爱你 我想你
I wanna lick you, I can't wait to see you. 我想要舔你 迫不及待想看见你
I get up. I'm inspired. I'm thinking I know I'm gonna see you. 我起床时灵光一闪 我就知道会见到你
I sit down, I I play, I sing. 我坐下 弹琴 唱歌
How the fuck did you get in here? 你他妈到底是怎么进来的？
Wow. You've never looked this phenomenal. 哇 你从没看起来这么不对劲过。
Did I give you a key? I did, right? Okay. 我给过你钥匙吗 我给了 是吧 好吧
I'm just so happy to see you. I really am. 我只是非常高兴看到你 真的高兴
I mean, these two weeks, I'd forgotten 这两个礼拜 我都忘了
I'd forgotten how beautiful you are. And I missed you. 忘了你是如此的美丽 我想你了
- Did you miss me as much as I missed you? - How much did you miss me? -你有像我想你这么想我吗 -你有多想我
I missed you pretty madly, like a psychotic. 想得发疯 像个神经病
Why do you think I was calling you? I was calling you 40 times a day. 你觉得我干嘛打电话给你？ 我一天打给你四十通电话
- I don't know. - To check up on me? -我不知道 -查岗吗
What? What kind of crazy statement is that? 什么 那是什么疯话
- Why do I need to check up on you? - To see what I was up to. -为什么我需要查你的岗 -好知道我在干嘛
What would you have been up to? What are you talking about? 你做了些什么吗 你在说什么
What would you suspect that I would be up to? 你怀疑我做了些什么吗？
Ho. Whoa. This conversation's getting real strange, okay? 哇哦 这对话走向太奇怪了 好么
- What's going on? What's going on? - Nothing. -怎么了 发生什么事了 -没事儿
Nothing? Then why are you using a word like "suspect" with me? 没事 那你为啥对我用“怀疑”这样的词
- Like I would suspect you of something. - And you don't? -好像我会在怀疑你一样 -你没有吗
No. Suspect you of what? Anything. No. Nothing. 不 怀疑你什么呢 不 安然无事
Why? Why would I? That would imply that you'd done something wrong. 为什么我该怀疑你 那意味着你确实做错了什么事
- I don't think you've done anything wrong. - You don't think that? -我并不认为你做错了什么事 -你不这么想吗？
No. Why would I? I don't think you've done anything wrong. 不 我干嘛这么想？ 我不认为你做错了什么事
I don't know which you might think is wrong for me, 我不知道你会认为我做什么是错的 （这一句英文字幕有错，我自己听了电影加了几个词，请check）
I might think is right, and vice versa. 也许我却认为这是对的 对你也一样
- What are you trying to tell me? - About what? -你想告诉我什么 -关于什么
- About you. - Nothing. -关于你？ -我很好
Did you fuck anybody? 你跟什么人上过床吗
- When? - When? -什么时候 -什么时候
- Ever. - Ever? -一直以来 -一直以来
Well, yes. I mean, I seem to recall you and I having shared a little fucking. 好吧 我是说 我想起来我们上过床
Making love. Come on. 做爱 别这样
"Making love. " Is that what you wanna call it? 做爱 你想这么称呼它
That's what I call it. That's what it is to me when I'm with you. 那是我称呼它的方式 和你在一起的时候就是做爱
- That's what we've called it together. - As opposed to what? -我们之前一直都是这么说的 -要不然是什么呢？
As opposed to nothing. What are you driving at? Come on. 要不然什么都不是 你到底想干什么 得了吧
How many girls did you fuck while you were in L.A.? 你在L.A.时跟多少女孩搞过？
When I was in L.A. That's the last 2 weeks. None. 我在L.A.是上两个礼拜的事 没有
None, 'cause I haven't been with any other women since I was with you. 没有 因为跟你在一起以后我从不和其他女人乱来
That's the last 10 months. You don't have to say that. —我们在一起十个月了 —你不必说这种话
I know I don't have to. I'm saying that because it's true. 我知道我不必 我这样说是因为这都是真的
We're not married. You're a free man. You can do whatever you want. 我们并没结婚 你很自由 你可以做任何你想做的事
It's okay if you have. I don't want to. Do you? —如果你有的话也没什么 —我并不想要 你想要吗？
No. Well —不 —好吧
With anyone, you don't want to? With anyone but you. —跟任何人都不想吗？ —除了你以外的任何人
Okay, whatever you say. Whatever. Whatever. —好吧 随便你说什么 —随便 随便
This has got to be the most bizarre exchange... 这必须得是最奇异的交流
I've ever experienced in my life. 在我有生以来
Did you take acid? Did you? 你磕了大麻了吗？ 你磕了吗？
Are you?I mean, are you This is?I-I'm sorry. 你说？ 我是说 你是这样吗？ 我 我很抱歉
I'm just trying to figure out some explanation... 我只是想找到点解释
for this Jekyll and Hyde behavior that you're exhibiting. 为你所展现的这种双重人格的行为
I'm scared. I don't 我被吓到了 我不
My. 我
What's this? 这是什么？
This here. Look. What's this? 在这儿 看 这是什么？
It looks like a broken window and a plant. 这看起来像是一个破掉的窗户和一个盆栽
Yeah, I know. It is a plant and a broken window. 是的 我知道 这是一个盆栽和一个破窗户
The question is, how did the window get broken? 问题是 这窗户是怎么破的？
It looks like the plant might have done it. 看起来像是盆栽干的
Yeah, but I don't think the plant just came through the window on its own. 是的 不过我不认为这个盆栽会自己跳起来砸破窗户
Did?Did you throw the plant through the window? 是 是你扔的这个盆栽砸了窗户吗？
Did you throw this through the window? 是你扔的这个盆栽砸了窗户吗？
Maybe. 也许
Maybe? 也许？
Maybe? Maybe. 也许？也许
Have you gone completely and utterly out of your mind? 你已经完全彻底地疯了吗？
I just?Are you glad I came by to surprise you? —我只是？ —你还高兴我意外的到来吗？
Yeah. I'd have been gladder if you met me at the airport or outside on the street. 是的 如果你跟我是在机场或是街上碰面我会更高兴的
I can't believe that you just threw this plant through the window. 我不敢置信你用这个盆栽砸了我的窗户
I can't believe you're getting so upset about this window! 我也不敢相信你为了个窗户就愁成这样
You're more upset about this window than you are?Than I am about what? —你更为这个窗户发愁吗比起你的？ —比起我的什么？
Than about your protestations of fidelity! 比起你对忠诚的抗议
They are not protestations. They are outright denials. 它们不是抗议 它们是完全的否认
It's beyond desire. It's beyond choice. It's phallic incapacity. 这不是欲望的范畴 这也不是选择题 这是性无能
It's an inoperative shaft. 这是根动不了的棍子
I'm telling you if you were to put a gun to my head and say, "Fuck her. 我告诉你如果你要拿把枪抵在我头上说 上了她 （#自己重听了原台词#）
She's gorgeous. She needs you. It's easy. No one will know. " 她漂亮 她需要你 这很容易 没人会知道
I'd say, "Pull it. Pull the trigger. Empty the chamber into my head. " 我会说 扣下它 扣下扳机 进到我大脑里清空这房间
Because that's where it's at with me. It's not even my dick anymore. 因为这就是我身上发生的 我的阴茎甚至都不再属于我了
It's attached to me, yeah, but it belongs to you. 这是长我身上没错 是的 但它属于你
I'll take it a step further. I'm telling you that not only at this point with you?because I'm so attached to you 我得进一步说明 我告诉你 关于你还不仅于此 因为我是如此地迷恋你 （#自己重听了原台词#）
is every other girl on earth not exciting to me in the slightest, 所有地球上的其他女孩对我来说都是浮云
every other girl on earth, to me... It's like a salaman 所有地球上的其他女孩对我来说 都像个推销员 （#我觉得这里是saleman？#）
It's like something that came from under a fucking rock! 她们像是从操蛋的石头底下蹦出来的东西一样
It's disgusting to me. It's like smelling cheese. 她们让我恶心 像块发臭的起司
It's like... It makes me fucking sick. 她们像是 让我见鬼的想吐
It disgusts me! It's like smelling vomit. 她们让我厌恶 就像发臭的呕吐物
Including me? 包括我？
Wow. Whoa. This is a shock. 喔 哇哦 这真是个冲击
This is a surprise. Surprise. 这是个惊喜 惊喜
Okay, this is a massive, shattering shock. 好吧 这是个大规模的 粉碎性的冲击
But as difficult as it's going to be for either of you to believe me this moment, 但这种时候的确很难让你们两个相信我 （#自己重听了原台词#）
there's an absolutely legitimate explanation. What is it? —这儿有个完全合理的解释 —那是什么？
He doesn't have an explanation. Just answer me one question. —他并没有什么解释 —只要回答我一个问题
In what way am I physically disgusting to you? In no way. —我是怎么样让你觉得犯恶心的？ —没这回事
You just said I was. When? —你刚还说了 —什么时候？
When? Thirty seconds ago! You said every single person except for Carla... 什么时候？三十秒之前 你说除了Carla之外的每个人都
was physically disgusting to you! 让你完全地觉得恶心
- It was a figure of speech. Hyperbole. - Stop lying, you asshole. —那只是打个比方 Hyperbole —停止说谎 你这个混球
I'm not lying. You're not lying? —我没说谎 —你这叫没说谎？
- I'm not lying. - Everything you've said to both of us... —我没说谎 —你对我们俩说过的每句话
- for the past 10 months has been a total, utter fucking lie! - Can I say one thing? —在过去的10个月里就是个彻头彻尾的操蛋的谎言 —我能说一件事吗？
This is not self-serving jargon or an attempt to give myself an out for the moment. 这并不是自私的场面话或是企图让我自己脱离这种困境
I may have been hiding parts of my life from both of you to avoid causing pain. 我也许是对你们隐瞒了我生活里的一部分以避免造成伤害
- Fuck you! - I've never said anything to either one of you —操你 —我从没对你们中的任何一个说过什么
- Fuck you! - That I did not wholeheartedly mean. —操你 —这并不意味着我没有尽到真心
- Fuck you. - If you actually believe what you just said, —操你 —如果你真的如你刚才所说
- it's worse than if you don't. - I don't follow that at all. —你不坦白只会让事情更糟 —我不太懂你的意思
Oh, big surprise. Huge, huge surprise. 哦 大惊喜 巨大的 巨大的惊喜
- You know what she just meant by that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. —你知道她刚说的是什么意思吗？ —是啊 是 是
- I understood perfectly what she meant. - Go ahead. Explain it to me. —我完全明白她想表达什么 —来吧 解释给我听
I don't have to tell you anything. You're just lucky you don't 我并不需要告诉你任何事 你得庆幸
have a kitchen knife sticking through your Adam's apple right now! 现在没人拿把菜刀刺穿你的喉咙
- Carla. Carla, she's- - I prefer you not use my name. —Carla Carla 她 —我更希望你别叫我的名字
- You want me to call you Timmy? - I don't wanna hear your voice at all right now. —你想要我叫你Timmy —我现在不想听到你的声音
Oh, absolutely. Excuse me. 噢 当然 不好意思
I gotta get that. 我得去接电话
—Hi, Mom. —Mom. —嗨 妈妈 —妈妈
Hi. Uh 嗨 嗯
Yeah, it was pretty- It was good. 是的 这真是相当的 这很棒
I didn't get it, but I got this other... 我并没得到那个 不过我得到了另一个
this thing in the Catskills that's gonna be real 这是份在卡茨基尔的工作 这会实现的
Can I call you back in 10 minutes? Thanks. 我能在十分钟后再给你回电吗？谢谢
Ten minutes. Okay. Okay, bye. Bye, Ma. 十分钟 好的 好的 再见 再见 妈妈
So there is a third. Third what? —于是这是第三个 —第三个什么？
Third girlfriend. That's absurd. —第三个女朋友 —这太可笑了
You used your mother with me to get free with Carla. 你用你妈做借口从我这得空去跟Carla处
You used your mother with Carla to get free with me. 你也用你妈做借口从Carla那得空来找我
Now you're using your mother with both of us to get free... 现在你用你妈做借口想同时从我俩这儿逃开
- with whoever it is you plan on going out with tonight. - What? No, you don't understand. —去陪随便哪个今晚你计划要出去约会的人 —什么？不，你不明白
No, no, no. Actually, we didn't understand. 不 不 不 事实上 我们曾经不明白
Now we do understand. We understand everything. 现在我们明白了 我们明白了一切
Everything except why. It would be better if you stopped lying. 除了原因以外的一切 如果你停止说谎的话事情或许会好转
You were caught. Wait. —你已经被发现了 —等等
- Stop. And try to explain. - He can't. —停止 然后试着解释 —他做不到
- Let him try. - Go ahead. - My mom is... —让他试试 —来吧 —我妈妈是
Your mother is your excuse, if she even exists. Who knows? 你妈妈是你的借口 如果她真的存在的话 谁知道呢？
You know what this is? Um, this is really, um 你知道这是什么吗？ 嗯 这是真的 嗯
- This is horrendous. This is... I'm?I'm devastated by this. - No, you're not. —这很令人震惊 这个 我 我被这个惊到了 —不 你没有
- You're just exposed. - What do you have to be devastated about? —你只是被曝光了 —你有什么好感到惊讶的？
You didn't find out that someone you trusted had betrayed you. 你又没发现你信任的某个人背叛了你
I know, but this is ,I'm just saying how I No, you know what? —我知道 不过我只是想说我多么 —不 你知道什么？ （#自己重听了原台词#）
Nothing you say means fucking shit anyways. 不管你说什么都他妈的是坨毫无意义的屎
Because you're a lying, cheating, manipulating motherfucker! 因为你是个撒谎的、劈腿的控制狂混蛋
You know what I think? That's really abusive. 你知道我在想什么吗 这真的太侮辱人了
I don't think you understand how it causes me pain to hurt people that I care about. 我并不认为你理解是什么导致我痛苦地伤害了我在乎的人
Care about? Yes, care about. —在乎？ —是的 在乎
I'd like to cause pain to people I hate, but 我愿意去伤害我恨的人 但是
Care about? What happened to love? 在乎？ 你的爱情发生了什么？
I thought you loved me. I really did. 我以为你爱过我 我真这样以为
And Carla thought you loved her. 然后Carla也觉得你爱过她
I did. I?and I do. I really 我爱过 我 我正在爱 我真的
I do. Me or her? —我在爱 —我还是她？
Both of you. Both. —你和她 —和
"Both" is very convenient. "Both" is really convenient. “和”字真是好用啊 “和”字真是非常好用
What about only? You said only. 你觉得唯一这个词怎么样？ 你说过唯一
Look, I-I I fucked up here. 看 我 我 我把这儿弄得一团糟
Horrendously, okay? I was 我很惊讶 好么？ 我曾是
- You were greedy, and you were selfish. - I was, well, wrong. —你曾贪婪 并且自私 —我曾是 好吧 糟糕
- A coward. - A greedy, selfish coward. — 一个懦夫 — 一个贪婪的自私的懦夫
You know what? Um, I'm gonna 你知道吗？ 嗯 我要去
And don't - Please stop, like, pursuing me and follow?'Cause I can't?I can't 不要 请停止 像是 追捕我跟踪我之类的 因为我不能 我不能
'Cause I think that I understand where you're coming from. 因为我想我明白你们从哪儿来
And I was there, and I have been straight with you the whole 我在这儿 我一直对你们整个儿的坦白
This whole entire 这整个全部
If this was the forum that would've been appropriate for you to, you know 如果这是个研讨会这会很适合你们参加 你知道
If you have to confront me... And yet, at this- 如果你们不得不面对我 而且仍然 在这种
I don't think that there's anything for me now to 我不认为这儿对我来说有什么意义 现在 去
I can't. I just- I can't. Because if this was, uh 我不能 我只是 我不能 因为如果这是 嗯
No, this isn't, you know? And both of you at the same time. 不 这不是 你们知道吗？ 而你们俩在同一时间
And the word what you just call everything that wasn't nice. 你们刚刚对所有事的评价也并不怎么样 （#自己重听了原台词#）
That wasn't right. 那不是正确的
I was, uh No way. 我是 嗯 没门儿
No, 'cause I know if I?if I 不 因为我知道如果我 如果我
I know what I I think it's abusive. 我知道我是什么 我觉得这是辱骂
I don't think- Yeah. 我并不想 是的
I know I know what I It's just 我知道 我知道我 这真是
I gotta I gotta 我必须 我必须
I gotta do it, uh, for-for me. For me, you know? 我必须这么做 嗯 为了 为了我自己 为了我自己 你明白吗？
It's not like if there was, uh, another 这儿不像是有 嗯 另一个人
'Cause this wasn't, uh 因为这没有 嗯
It's not supposed to have been 这不该是这种状况
This is affecting me. 这触动着我
It's mis-misery. This, to me, is misery. 这是痛—痛苦 这个 对我而言 是痛苦
Oh, my God! 噢 我的天呐
Oh, my 噢 我
Oh! Oh, my 噢 噢 我
Okay. Okay, fine. He's about as dead as we are. —好吧 好吧 没事儿 —他在那跟我们装死呢
Listen, I'm trying to teach a little something here. 听着 我试着教这个小玩意 这儿
You fucking Oh, my God! 你他妈的 噢 我的天呐
You fucking asshole! How could you do that? 你他妈的混蛋 你怎么能这样做
You know what that feels like, you fucker? Pretending like you're dead! 你知道这是什么感觉吗？你个混球 装得像你死了一样
That's sadistic! I had a point to make. I had a valid point. —那太残忍了 —我有个想法要表明 我有个正确的想法
I'm not interested in your fucking stupid point! 我对你他妈那傻了吧唧的想法不感兴趣
I'm interested in why you are such a sick, compulsive liar! 我感兴趣的是为什么你是个这么有病的、难以自控的骗子
You are caught in a sewer of lies and deception, 你因为谎言和欺骗在阴沟里被逮住了
and your response is to lie and deceive! 然后你的回应是继续撒谎和行骗
You're right. This is kinda fucked up. 你是对的 这是有点儿一团糟
But I am an actor, and actors lie. 不过我是个演员 演员总是要撒谎的
It just gets worse and worse. 这只会越来越糟
I'm not trying to excuse it. I think I learned something. 我不是试着开脱 我想我学到了些东西
It's not even a valid point. A lot of actors don't lie. 这甚至不是个正确的想法 许多演员并不说谎
Just as a lot of actors who play killers... 就像许多扮演杀手的演员
do not kill people when they are not acting. 在他们没有演戏时不会去杀人一样
Not good actors. Name one good actor who doesn't lie. 这可不是好演员 不撒谎的演员不能被称为好演员
This is beyond belief, even for you. 这真是难以置信，哪怕是由你说出来的话
Okay. Denzel Washington. He doesn't lie. 好吧 丹泽尔?华盛顿 他不撒谎
- How do you know that? - Because I just do. —你怎么知道这个的 —因为我就是知道
- He oozes honesty and integrity. - See? Denzel Washington is a good actor, —他流露出诚实和正直 —是吗？丹泽尔?华盛顿是个好演员
and a good actor persuades you of one reality and lives out another. 一个让你相信某种真实但却以别种方式过活的好演员
Come on.Blake, are you gonna tell me that Denzel Washington isn't the most coolest person around? 得了吧 Blake 你是打算告诉我丹泽尔?华盛顿并不是这周围最酷的人吗？
- I don't know. Do you know Denzel Washington personally? - No. Do you? —我不知道 你知道丹泽尔?华盛顿私底下什么样吗？ —不 你知道？
Yeah. I've seen him around. I've seen him at parties, auditions. 是的 我见过他 我在一个试镜的聚会上见过他
Really? You and Denzel Washington. Did you guys audition together? 真的？你和丹泽尔?华盛顿 你们这些人一起试镜？
- Yeah. - Like the two of you for a big director? —是的 —就像你们两个同时去见一个大导演？
I mean, I don't think Denzel fucking Washington auditions, do you? 我是说 我并不认为丹泽尔?屌爆了?华盛顿需要试镜 你知道吗？
He's a huge, fucking movie star, unlike yourself. 他是个超级的屌爆了的电影明星 不像你
I saw him at Gray's Papaya, like, two weeks ago, okay? 我在热狗店见过他 就在 两个礼拜前 好吗？ 【Gray's Papaya是个有名的热狗店】
I think I got a pretty fair indication of what he's like. 我觉得我对他是什么样的有相当公正的印像
I'm not even talking about Denzel Washington as an individual. 我甚至不谈论作为个人的丹泽尔?华盛顿
I'm talking generically. I'm talking about the art of acting. 我谈点寻常的，我谈点关于表演艺术的事儿
The nature, the life, the experience for me as an actor, okay? 自然 生活 对我来说是作为一个演员的经验 好吗？
Your point is it's okay for you to lie and lead a double life because you're an actor. 你的想法是 这挺好 你撒谎还过双重生活就因为你是个演员
I'm saying that the two are connected, okay? 我是说这两者有关联 好吗？
If I was a Supreme Court justice, you would expect a literal, on-the-nose, 如果我是个最高法院法官 你会得到一个字面上的 准确的
literal-minded answer, a straight-ahead answer like that. 缺乏想象力的答案 一个像这样不偏不倚的答案
But as an actor, I think that I'm granted a little leeway. 不过作为一名演员 我认为我被授予了一点回旋余地
So this makes it our fault. We should know you're a liar and double-dealer- 所以就是这个造成了我们的悲剧 我们该知道你就是个骗子和表里不一的人
Clarence Thompson. 克拉伦斯?汤普森
Who the fuck is Clarence Thompson? 谁是他娘的克拉伦斯?汤普森？
The Supreme Court justice who lied about Anita Hill. Duh! 那个在性骚扰案上撒谎了的最高法院法官 哈 【注：Anita Hill是指美国法律史上性骚扰案的经典案例。1991年，俄克拉何马州大学的法律教授Anita Hill 在国会听证会上出面指控当时刚被布什总统提名担任联邦最高法院大法官的Clarence Thomas对其性骚扰，导致后者差点失去担任大法官的机会。】
- Thomas. - Thomas who? —托马斯 —谁是托马斯？
Thomas. Clarence Thomas. Clarence Thomas is 托马斯 克拉伦斯?托马斯 是克拉伦斯?托马斯
And there's no proof that he lied about anything. Oh, really? —而且也并没有任何关于他说谎了的证据 —噢 真的吗？
You think that Anita Hill made up the whole coke can-pubic hair thing? 你认为这桩案子是全由焦了的阴毛搞出来的吗？ （这句我没懂，请重点校正>_<）
Are you intentionally missing my point? That's the feeling I'm getting. 你是在有意地忽视我的观点吗？这是我得到的感觉
No, I am not. You said you're not a Supreme Court justice. 不 我才没有 是你先说你不是个最高法院法官
And I said that Clarence Thompson is exactly the same lying, cheating, 然后我说克拉伦斯?汤普森正好同样是个撒谎的 偷吃的
pathetic fucking fool as you are! 悲哀的像你一样操蛋的傻逼
Okay, stop it, both of you. You are letting him sidetrack us... 好吧 停下 你们两个 你在让他转移我们的话题
from finding out why he is such a liar, which is the only reason I am still here. 弄明白他为什么是个这种骗子 这是我现在还在这儿的唯一理由
That's a very, very good point, Carla. 这是非常 非常好的想法 Carla
Why am I still here? 那为什么我还在这儿？
I'm fuckin' outta here. 我他妈的必须得离开这儿
Why would you treat two people that you claim to love with such contempt? 你为什么用如此令人轻视的行为对待两个你声称爱着的人？
It wasn't contempt. That's the last thing it was. 这不是轻视 这曾是最意想不到的事
It was love. It was love. 这曾是爱情 这曾是爱情
Fuck you, Blake. 操你 Blake
I mean fuck you up and down, 我是说上上下下地操你
in and out, front and rear. 抽抽插插 前前后后
Fuck you till you bleed and pus pours out of your asshole. 把你操到出血 然后汁液不断地从你的菊花里流出来
You're a lying, mugging, 你是个骗子 抢劫犯
misogynistic, unemployable, short, 迫害妇女者 性功能障碍的 矮小的
loft-inheriting, piece-of-shit fraud. 没继承权的 一大坨屎状的劣等品 （没查到loft-inheriting这个词）
And love? You have the audacity to use the word "love"? 爱情？你厚颜无耻得敢用“爱”这个字眼？
You don't even know the meaning of the word "love. " 你甚至都不明白“爱”意味着什么
Fuck you. 操你
I'm short now too, huh? I'm, like, 5'10". 我现在太矮小了吗 哈 我有 大概 178CM那么高 （我人要笑蠢了好嘛！）
I'm short... and a fraud. 我矮小 还是个劣等品
Loft-inheriting. 没继承权
I mean, what, did you want me to sell it when he died? 我是说 你想让我在他死了后变卖点什么？
It was supposed to go to me. It's mine. 这应该会成为我的 这是我的
You enjoy it. You lived 你享受这个 你体会过了
What is wrong with you? Why-Why are you doing this? 你是有什么毛病？ 为什么 为什么你要这么干？
Is this what you want? Is this how you wanna live the rest of your life 这就是你想要的吗？这就是你在余生中想过的生活吗？
just damaging people around you, damaging yourself? Just 只是伤害你身边的人 只是伤害你自己
Is it? Really? Is it? 是这样吗？真的？就是这样？
'Cause if it is, 如果真的是这样的话
why don't you just really fucking blow your brains out? 你为啥不天杀地轰掉你的脑袋
Really. Right now. 真动手 就是现在
That's not what you wanna do. You should make a commitment to really shape your ass up. 这不是你想做的 你该要保证自己会好好振作
Stop bullshitting everyone. 别再对人胡扯
Stop deceiving everyone. Stop doing this... 别再欺骗别人 别再这样了…
And yourself too. 对你自己也是
You should promise me this right now. 现在就对我保证
Like, the real promise. The real deal now, or 像是真正的保证 说真格的 不然的话
All right, I'm gonna?See, I can't even fucking believe you. 好吧 我这就… 瞧 我天杀地根本不相信你
I can't believe shit that you say. Your word is worth shit. 我无法相信你说的鬼话 你的话一文不值
But I'm going to give you a chance, and I think this is really- 但我要给你一个机会 我想这次真的
This is your last, your last chance... 是你的最后一次 仅剩的机会
to fucking just get your shit together. 就该死地振作一点
You've gotta get it together. 快打起精神来
Gotta get it together. 振作起来
You've got to get it together. 你必须要振作点
Got to get it together. Got to get it 打起精神 振作振作
# And you give your hand to me # #你对我伸出援手#
# And then you say # #接着你说#
# And I can hardly speak # #而我说不出口#
# My heart is beating so ## #我的心噗通跳动#
I come in, and-and the second I walk in the door 我进门 接着当我到门边的那刻
The-The ground floor, the door's open. 底下的门开着
And I look in there, and there's - There's a body in there. 我往里头瞧 那里有-有具尸体在那
I don't know. No, it's not them. It's, like, the artist guy, Rex. 我不知道 不 不是他们 那像是 那搞艺术的 Rex
I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's... I don't know who it is. 我不知道是不是他 我不知是不是… 我不知道那是谁
I call the police. They come over. 我报了警 警察来了
And within 25 seconds of finding this body - They call the coroner or whatever. 花了25秒找到尸体 他们找了法医或之类的
They come upstairs and they're grilling me, these two detectives. 他们上楼盘问我 那两位警探
That's- Yeah, when you called me. 那就是-对 当你打给我的时候
They were, like, relentless, like I did it or something. 他们毫不留情 好像是我干的样子
And then maybe 'cause, like, the time of death of the body or something, 后来可能也许是死亡时间还是甚么
it was obvious that I couldn't have 'cause I just got back. 很显然我可办不到 因为我才刚回来
So they- So then 所以他们 所以就
Stop. You're smoking right now. I can hear it. 住手 你在抽烟 我听得出来
You want some more? 你还要吗？
I've had too much already. 我已经喝得太多了
Pour me a little of yours. 把你的倒一点给我
Good. 真棒
Yeah, I know you're smoking. You don't have to tell 没错 我知道你在抽烟 你不用说
You can't. 你不行
Yeah, but I know. It's not even like, "I can sometimes" or whatever. 没错 但我知道 这根本不像是＂我有时候可以”之类的
Because you have no idea. I'm the one. I took you to hospital. 因为你不明白 我是那个带你到医院的人
That's enough. 够了
One more. 再一杯
We'll finish the bottle. 我们把这瓶喝完
Mom? 老妈？
# In gloria Dei Patris Dei Patris # #同享天主圣父的光荣#
# Amen ## #阿门##
Did you throw away the cigarettes? 你把香烟扔了吗?
Know what you should do with your hair? 知道你该拿你的头发怎么办吗
Mom, you are destroying your voice. 老妈 妳在毁了自己的声音
No, I'm serious. What?Why are you talking so loud? 不 我是认真的 甚么 为什么你要那么大声讲话
That'd be good. Mom, you are?You 这样不错 老妈 你真的是
You're wrecking your circulation. It's a very elegant look. 你在摧毁你的循环 这看起来相当优雅
I'm serious. You're strangling your circulation. 我是认真的 你会窒息的
Mom, each cigarette is like a nail in your 老妈 烟对你来说就跟钉子一样
You just gotta stop. Do you want me to come over there? I'll come over there. 你就停下 你像要我过去那吗 我会过去的
What about, um?Do you think that I could ever braid your hair? 恩 这样吧 你想我能帮你编辫子吗
If you want to, you can. Because I used to like to braid my hair, 如果你想要的话可以啊 因为我以前挺爱编辫子的
but now I have short hair. 不过现在我是短发
Okay. Okay, well, call me if you need me, okay? 好啦好啦 这样吧 如果需要的话再找我 好吗
Okay. I love you. Bye. 好啦 我爱你 拜拜
Wow. 哇
Hey, Blake, you wanna braid Carla's hair with me? 嗨 Blake 你想要和我一起帮Carla编头发吗
It could be fun. We could braid her hair. 这会很好玩 我们能编她的头发
- You want the truth? - No. We want another lie. -你们想要真相吗 -不 我们想要另一个谎言
No, seriously. The truth. The truth, um?The truth is 不 认真的 真话 真相是 呃 真相是
Look at him. I mean, the very words "the truth is" make him draw a blank. 瞧瞧他 我是说 “真相是”这几个字都让他不知所云
The truth is that I meant everything that I said to each of you... 真相是我对你们俩说的每件事都是认真的
- at the time I was saying it. - Bullshit. -在我说出口的时候 -鬼扯
- No, it was new to me. - Oh, it was new to you. - 不 这对我很新奇 - 喔 这对你很新奇
The first time I'd ever felt love was simultaneously with both of you 我第一次同时在你们身上感觉到爱
for the first time ever in my life and I was?I was baffled. 我生命中的第一次 而我 我被难倒了
It was very unnerving to me. It was very unsettling. 这让我心力交瘁 相当不安
Poor you. Poor fucking you. 你真可怜 你他妈的可怜
I'm not suggesting sympathy. I think that would be grotesque. 我不是要同情 我觉得那很可笑
I'm just trying to do what I think we all want done here, 我只是是这要做我觉得现在大家都想做的事
which is to make sense of this fiasco that I've created. 试着让我搞砸的事情看起来合理些
So you've made your point. It was confusing and unsettling when you discovered, 所以你的论点是当你发现你同时爱上两个女人时
as you put it, that you were in love with two women at the same time. 你很困惑不安
Yes. And? 是的 还有呢
And it was... it was exciting, if you wanna know the truth. 还有就是 这很刺激 如果你想要知道实话
It never occurred to me at any point to give up either one of you. 不管在甚么时候我都没想过要放弃你们两个其中之一
Because both of you made me feel phenomenal when I was with you, 因为当我和你们在一起时都让我有感觉
and I was under the impression that I was not totally uninspiring to both of you. 而我的印象中我对你们两个也不是没有吸引力
So as long as we didn't know about each other, then it was okay? 所以只要我们不知道对方的存在 这样就可以了
No, I'm not saying it was okay. I knew that it was wrong. 不 我没说这样可以 我知道这样不对
But the rightness of it that I felt gave me a way of justifying it, 但对的感觉让我可以合理化
a way of seeing it the way that I wanted to see it so that I could continue. 让我只看到我想要看的 所以我可以继续
- You are such a manipulator. - Manipulation? No, it's not manipulation. - 你真是善于玩弄 - 玩弄 不 这不是玩弄
'Cause manipulation implies concealment. I'm concealing nothing. 因为玩弄意味着掩饰 我没啥好隐瞒的
- Since when? - Since now. - 甚么时候的事 - 从现在开始
I absolutely think you’re lying. You're definitely concealing something. 我完全觉得你在撒谎 你肯定在掩盖甚么
It's too easy. Yeah, it's too fucking easy. 这太容易了 没错 这见鬼地容易
- It's too fast. - What am I concealing? - 这太快了 - 我要掩盖甚么
You may not even be aware of it. 可能你甚至都没有意识到
Lying comes like breathing to you. 说谎对你来说就跟呼吸一样
Mom, hi. It's me. Listen, I'm sorry I'm calling back, but your voice sounds weird. 老妈 嗨 是我 听着 我很抱歉我又打来 但你的声音听来很怪
It's- It's really low. 这-真的很低沉
See, why are you talking like that, Mom? 'Cause I'm getting scared. 瞧 你为什么要这么说 老妈? 因为我开始害怕
I need to call you right back. If it's the connection, then I can 我必须再打给你 如果这有关的话 那我可以
I'm calling you right back. Hold on. 我再打给你 等一下
Why is this funny to you? I'm concerned. 这有甚么好笑的 我很担心
Hi. Are you sure you're okay? 嗨 你确定你没事吗
Look, I'm sorry. I just?I just?I just【唔 我不会翻小萝卜跳针】 - I don't understand why you’re... 瞧 我很抱歉 我只是 我只是 我只是 - 我不知道你为什么要
I know, but just let me 我知道 但就让我
Okay, well, I'm here, and I am worried about you. And I'm gonna?If I don't- 好吧 这样 我在这 我很担心你 而我会 如果我不
Okay. Okay. Sorry. 好啦 好啦 对不起
She gets upset if I'm too solicitous. 她很不开心 好像是我担心过度一样
There's something wrong with her though. Her voice?she sounds really strange. 但她不太对劲 她的声音 她听起来真的很诡异
Blake, hasn't your mother been sick for, like, 10 months? Blake 你妈妈是不是生病了有十个月之久
I mean 我是说
That's what you have been saying, right? 你一直都在提 对吧
Yeah. 没错
If there's a real change in her voice, you should call a doctor. 如果她声音里真有甚么改变 你应该要找医生
I know. I am going to call the doctor. 我知道 我正打算打给医生
All right. Sorry. 好吧 抱歉
Hi. Dr. Cutler, please. 嗨 麻翻接给Cutler医生
Can you tell him Blake Allen called and it's very important he calls me at home? 可以转告他是Blake Allen打的吗 这很重要 请他从家里打来
He has the number. Thank you. 他有我的号码 谢谢你
What? 干嘛
So will you ever believe anything I say again? 我再说一次的话妳会相信我吗
I would be pretty stupid to, wouldn't I? 那我也够蠢了 是吧
Haven't you ever lied to anyone and-and?and known... 妳没有对人和人撒过谎吗 并- 并且明白
what it'd done and felt horrible about it... 说谎的后果 而感觉很糟
and-and?and known you could never do it again? 还- 还了解你永远不会再这么做了
Known and then not done it or known and then gone ahead and done it anyway? 明白并不再这么做 还是明白了还是照做不误
I guess what I'm asking is-is- is can you forgive me? 我想我要问的是-是- 你可以原谅我吗
So explain something to me. 那就对我解释下
Did it excite you to know that you were always in danger of being caught? 知道你随时可能被抓到 让你觉得很刺激吗
It must have. It excited you. 这一定是吧 让你兴奋
It had to. No. 一定是的 不
Oh, yes, it did. You were exciting yourself by leading a double life. 喔事的 过着双面生活让你觉得刺激
You were risking disaster. Of course it excited you. 你喜欢冒险闯祸 这当然会让你觉得刺激
If it did, I wasn't aware of it. You were aware. 如果有的话 我也没发现 你意识到了
Mmm. Yeah. 恩 没错
Oh, God. 喔 老天
Oh, fuck. 喔 操
Where the fuck are you going? Huh? 操妳的要去哪里? 哈?
I have to make a call. What? I have a phone right here. 我必须要打通电话 甚么? 我这里有电话
It's private. 是私人电话
Why don't you run after her? She doesn't want me to. 为什么你不追她 她不希望我追
But you would if she did. It's okay. You can admit it. 但如果她愿意你就会追 没关系 你可以承认
I understand perfectly why you’re attracted to her. 我完全了解你为什么被她吸引
She's great. She's beautiful. She's clever. She's a good person. 她很好 既漂亮又聪明 她是个好人
And she knows how to take care of herself. 而且她知道怎么照顾自己
I mean, what more could somebody want? 我的意思是 还能要求甚么
Nothing. But you have all those qualities too. 没有 但妳也有这些特质
No, I don't, and you know it. I'm not?I'm not beautiful. I'm cute. 不 我没有 而且你也知道 我不 我并不漂亮 我是可爱
And I'm No. 而且我还 才怪
I'm not clever. I'm streetwise. And I'm not a very good person. 我不聪明 我是世故 而且我算不上是个好人
I mean, the only thing I am is self-sufficient. 我是说 我唯一有的就是自立
I do know how to take care of myself. And you are a good person. 我知道怎么照顾自己 而妳是个好人
Don't say that about yourself. No, I'm not. 别这样说自己 不 我不是个好人
How can you say that? How do you know? You don't even know me. 妳怎么能这么说? 你又怎么知道？你甚至不了解我
I thought I knew you better than anyone who had ever known you. 我想我比所有认识妳的人都了解妳
I thought I knew you better than you knew yourself. That's what you said. 我想我比妳都还要了解妳 这是你说的
No, that's what you said. 不 那是妳说说过的
Maybe I did. Maybe I said it because I knew that was what you wanted to hear. 或许吧 或许我这样说是因为我知道你想要听
The way everything you said to me was what you thought I wanted to hear. 你对我说话的方式就是你觉得我想听的
Right up until just now when you did it again. 就在刚刚你又这么做了
Speaking of which, I noticed that you didn't correct me... 说到这个 我注意到你刚刚没有纠正我…
when I said that I was cute instead of beautiful... 当我说我是可爱而不是漂亮时…
and streetwise instead of clever. 还有是世故而不是聪明时
You're thinking about Carla. 你在想着Carla
See? If you had been honest from the beginning, 看吧？如果你一开始就诚实的话
things might have worked out a lot better for all three of us... 我们三个人之间会顺利很多
and much more interestingly, hmm. 而且更加有趣 恩
How so? 怎么说?
Sometimes you underestimate people. 有时候你低估了大家
What? Meaning I underestimated you? 甚么?是在说我低估了妳吗?
No. Meaning that I might have been ready for certain things. 不 意思是我准备好要做某件事了
- Such as? - Such as... a lot of things. - 像是? - 像是…很多都是
Such as? 例如?
Different things. And Carla might have been ready too. 不同的尝试 而且Carla可能也准备好了
For what? 准备好甚么?
You know what I'm talking about. 你知道我在说甚么
Yeah, I know. I just want to hear you say it. 是阿 我知道 只是想听妳说出来
- Yeah, I'm sure you do. - So? - 好吧 我想也是 - 所以说?
- Use your imagination. - So what you're saying is - 运用你的想象力 - 所以妳在说的是
What I'm saying is that you blew it. 我在说的就是你搞砸了
You didn't have the confidence in yourself to believe... 你对自己没有把握相信…
that you could get what you wanted with the truth. 你可以说实话得到自己想要的
What did I want that I didn't get? 我想要甚么我不明白
Half of what you just got in there. 一部分的你只想要进到里头
- You mean double? 【唔 可以直接翻三人行吗[炸]】 - Yeah, right. Double. - 你是指加码？ - 是的没错 加码
Like what? Like I've... To have been with both of you together? 像是怎样？像是我…和你们俩一起?
That that was my secret desire, and I was too timid to admit it? 这是我的秘密愿望而我太害羞不敢承认
Well, no. I mean, I'm not saying just sex, 这个嘛 不 我是说 不是只有性
and I'm not saying sex once. 而且我没有提到过性
What do you mean? 妳的意思是?
I am referring to... Mormonism. 我讲的是…摩门教
- Mormonism? - Mormonism. - 摩门教? - 摩门教
- I think you mean bigamy. - Yes, bigamy, right. - 我想妳指得是重婚 - 对 重婚 没错
But not about the whole "getting married" thing. 但不是只＂结婚”这整件事
Just more about us all hanging out together, 更像是我们三个一起约会
you know, and doing things together... 你知道的 一起做些事
and just being together all the time, you know? 而且所有的时间都在一起 你明白吗?
More like a triple instead of a couple. 更像是三人伴侣而不是情侣
So that's how you would have wanted it? 所以这就是妳想要的?
No. That's how you would've wanted it. 不 这是你所想要的
You didn't have the... whatever to admit it. 你没有…不管是甚么去承认而已
You think that's what Carla would want? 你想这会是Carla想要的吗?
Maybe. I think- I think she would be open to it. 或许 我想- 我想她会接受这个
I think that we we could convince her. 我想我们-我们可以说服她
Uh?Excuse me. 呃? 抱歉
Hello. Hi, Dr. Cutler. Thanks for calling me back. 喂 嗨 Cutler医生 谢谢你回我电话
Listen, I've talked to my mom, like, three, four... a bunch of times today, 听着 我今天跟我妈说过话 大概三四次…无数次
and there's something in the level of her voice that has got me, like, frightened. 而她声音中有些什么让我 怎么说 觉得恐惧
And I just want to know if you?Will you just call her... 而我只是想知道你是否? 你可以就打给她…
and-and then call me back and tell me what I should do? 然- 然后再回我电话告诉我该怎么做?
No, I'm telling you that I know something is wrong. 不 我告诉你我知道有些不对劲
I just want you to call her, call me back and tell me what is to be done. 我只是想要你打给她 再打回来告诉我要做甚么
This is turning out to be a very strange day. 今天真是一个诡异的一天
After starting out rather innocently. Okay.【这句不会翻】 在一开始时还很单纯 好吧
Everything is changing so fast. Thanks. 事情变化得太快 谢啦
Everything seems to be going from one extreme to another and back again. 事情看起来从一头极端来到另一头 又荡回来
Almost as if love and hate were interchangeable. 几乎就像是爱与恨相互摆荡
No, I don't mean interchangeable. I mean inverted.【唔 这两个词要怎么精确呈现】 不 我说的不是摆荡 而是反转过来
You know, especially now for us with him. 妳知道 特别是当现在我们和他一起
I mean, there's a part of me that feels like we could just tell him to fuck off... 我是说，一部分的我觉得我们就告诉他滚远一点
and never see him again. 然后再也不要看到他
But I was also thinking that we could try something else. 但我也觉得我们也能试试别的
You know, something new and modern and kind of strange. 你知道的 某种前卫时尚 有点古怪的
Like this famous poet. Do you know what I'm talking about? 像是这有名的诗人 你知道我在说甚么吗?
Excuse me. Am I right in assuming that I'm not wanted for the moment? 抱歉 我该假设在这一刻我不受欢迎嘛?
Yes. Or for longer than a moment. 没错 而且比一刻还更久一点
Then I'll vanish. 那我就消失了
Which famous poet? Um, well, I can't remember his name, 那个著名诗人? 呃 好吧 我不记得他的名字
but there was a biography on him the other night that I watched on cable. 不过有个晚上我在有线台看到他的传记
And he had a wife and a mistress, 他有个老婆跟一个情妇
and they did everything together. 而他们甚么事都一起做
And the women really got along. They were attracted to each other. 而且女士们相处得很好 他们彼此吸引
They respected each other, and there was no jealousy or possessiveness. 他们相互尊重 没有忌妒和独占
I mean, it was really very cool. 我是说 这相当的酷
And I just can't remember his fucking name. D.H. Lawrence? 我只是不记得他见鬼的名字 D.H. Lawrence?
No. Wasn't he the Lawrence of Arabia guy? Wasn't he gay? 不 是那个阿拉伯的Lawrence吗? 他不是同性恋吗?
No. That was T.E. Lawrence. T.E. Lawrence. No. This guy had a weird name. 不 那个是T.E. Lawrence T.E. Lawrence 不 这家伙的名字真诡异
It was like?It sounded like a "Zzz," like Ezard or 那名字听起来像是”Zzz”或是 Ezard
Ezra Pound. Pound. Ezra Pound. Pound.
Yes! Ezra Pound. That's it! I thought you vanished. 对! Ezra Pound 就是他 我还以为你消失了
I don't think - What?What are you doing? 我不觉得 - 干嘛? 你在做甚么?
I mean, really. What are you doing? 我是说 说真的 你在干甚么?
Are you trying to figure out how to make us forget? 你是在想办法让我们忘掉吗?
Are you searching for a new role to slip into because this old one doesn't work? 你打算变成另一个新的角色 因为旧有的已经行不通了?
Are you lost? Are you nervous? You look nervous. 你迷糊了吗?你紧张吗? 你看起来很紧张
Are you practicing your act? 你在练习你的演技吗?
I'm a practicing actor. You're trying hard. 我是个实践型的演员 你努力过头了
I'm a good actor. Right. 我是个好演员 是喔
I'm not a hack. Oh, really? 我不是潦倒艺术家 喔 真的吗?
Obviously, you've never seen my Hamlet, or you wouldn't be berating me in this fashion. 很显然妳没看过我演的哈姆雷特 不然妳不会攻击我这样子
You'd have respect for me. You would. 妳会尊敬我的 妳会
See, that's me in that picture over there. I am the Melancholy Dane. 看 那照片里头的是我 我是Melancholy Dane
Did Hamlet lead a double life? I have to lay you on to a little of it, I think. 哈姆雷特有过双面生活吗? 我想是可以露一手给你
So you want center stage? Yep. 所以你想要当舞台焦点? 没错
Always trying to be loved. 总是想要受到喜爱
Okay. Hamlet is upset with his mother for... amongst many things... 好吧 哈姆雷特对他的母亲…就很多方面…都感到不满
co-conspiring to kill his father and also for owning his dick. 共谋要杀掉他的父亲 也为了他自己的老二
Oh, well, you can relate to that one, right? 喔 这个 可以跟你扯上关系 对吧?
No, but I can relate to how angry he is. 不 但我可以理解他有多么愤怒
And to how she controls his dick. Okay. Shh. 还有他妈是怎么控制他的老二的 好吧 嘘
It's coming. It's coming. 要来了要来了
Ecstasy. 发狂
My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time, 我的脉搏适当地跳动着 如同你的一样
and makes as healthful music. 谱出健康的乐曲
It is not madness that I have uttered. Bring me to the test. 我的言语一点也不疯狂 考验我
And I the matter will re-word which madness would gambol from. 我可以重新附述一次 若疯了就办不到 【这句我看英文真看不懂啊 我是对照中译台词改的Orz】
Mother! 母亲!
For love of grace, lay not that flattering unction to your soul, 上苍慈悲，别让谄媚覆盖了你的灵魂
that not your trespass, but my madness speaks: 以为不是你的罪过 而是我的胡言乱语
It will but skin and film the ulcerous place, 这只是在溃烂的伤口上一层皮
whilst rank and corruption, mining all within, infects... 里头因感染而恶臭腐败
unseen. 却看不见
Confess yourself to heaven; repent what's past; avoid what is to come; 对上苍坦白 忏悔已逝去的 避免随之而来的后果
and do not spread the compost on the weeds... 别为杂草施肥
to make them ranker. 使其更为茂盛
Forgive me this my virtue; 原谅我的美德
for in the fatness of these pursy times... 在这个罪恶滋生的时代…
virtue itself of vice must pardon beg. 美德都需要请求宽恕
Yeah, curb and woo... 是阿 低声恳求
for leave to do him good. 好让其发挥良善
O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in two. 喔 哈姆雷特 你把我的心剖成两半
Oh, throw away the worser part of it and live the purer with the other half. 喔 将腐败的那半扔去 用纯净的那半过活
Good night, but do not go to my uncle's bed; assume a virtue, if you have it not. 晚安 但别上我叔父的床 就算妳不在纯洁也要伪装
You're gonna tell me that I'm not a great actor? 你打算告诉我 我不是个好演员吗?
I like your singing better. You do? 我比较喜欢你唱歌 真的吗?
Where did you grab that line? I didn't know that you knew Shakespeare. 你从哪里得到台词的? 我不知道你还了解莎士比亚
There's a lot you don't know about me. 关于我 你不知道的还多着呢
Yeah, I know, like who did you just go outside to call? 没错 比如你刚才去外面给谁打电话了
- My mother. - Really? -我妈 -真的吗
See, by the way that you're looking when you say that 从你说话的表情来看
No, you didn't call your mom. Who did you call? 你根本没给你妈打电话 你打给谁了
My mother. Why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm calling my mother? 我妈 为什么让你相信我是打给我妈有这么难
Aren't you calling your mother all the time? 你不是一直都给你妈打电话吗
Yeah, but my mom is not well. My mom hasn't been well. 是的 不过我妈状态不好 她情况一直不好
I would never lie about whether or not my mom was well. 我绝对不会在我妈的状态这个问题上撒谎的
Well, who knows? You've lied about everything else. 谁知道呢 你哪有什么不撒谎的
I have lied about nothing except sexual fidelity. 除了身体忠诚度 我啥也没说谎
That's really nothing, isn't it? It's hardly worth mentioning. 确实没什么大不了的 不是吗 根本不值一提
It's one tiny, little, infinitesimal glitch on the radar screen. 只是雷达屏幕上芝麻大的小故障
Yeah, and what do you mean about sexual fidelity? 是啊 你说的身体忠诚度是什么意思
Do you mean that it was just the two of us for the last year? 你是说去年只有我们两个吗
- That I was lying too, yeah. - Oh, that you were lying too. -这点我也撒谎了 -你也撒谎了
But what about casual acquaintances that you didn't have to lie to... 你没有必要对泛泛之交撒谎
because they didn't care what you did or who you did it with? 因为他们不在乎你对谁做了什么
- There was a few. Very few. - How few is very few? -只有几个 很少几个 -几个是多少
I thought that we were beyond...this-this stage? 我想这超出了现在这个 这个阶段
What made you think we were beyond it? 你怎么会认为这太超过了
Because it's unpleasant for you to be put on the spot 'cause you'd like to be beyond it?
- Because we had a little moment? - Moment? -因为我们刚刚有过短暂的私人时刻 -时刻
Yes, a little moment, which changed nothing. 对 短暂时刻 这不会改变任何事
Just as when I went outside, you and Lou had a little moment, which changed nothing either. 就像我出去之后 你和Lou有些私人时刻 也不会改变任何事
- We didn't touch each other. - He's actually telling the truth this time. -我们都没碰彼此 -他这次倒是在说实话
- It didn't even come up. - Why not? -甚至都没有这个想法 -为什么不
Why not? Well, I wouldn't have let him. 为什么不 因为我不想让他碰我
-Just the thought never crossed my mind. - Nice. Thank you very much. -我压根就没动过这个念头 -是吗 谢谢你啊
Well, no. You said you wouldn't have anyway. 你刚刚也说不会让我碰
- How few is few? -Five. -几个是多少 -五个
Seven. I'm sorry. It was seven. It was sev 七个 抱歉 是七个
- It was less than 10. - Less than 10? -肯定不到十个 -不到十个
Less than 10? Do I hear- Do I hear 20? 不到十个 我怎么听到了二十个
-Hey! -Thirty? Fifty? -嘿 -三十 四十个
Hey, come on. Who do you think I am? Nero? I'm not Wilt Chamberlain. 你以为我是谁 尼禄吗 我可不是威尔特·张伯伦 *尼禄:古罗马暴君 威尔特·张伯伦:NBA传奇巨星 相传有两万个女人
No, but you're desperate and you're obsessed and you're totally out of control. 没错 但是你绝望又迷乱 完全失去了自控
Don't deny it, Blake, you are. 别否认 Blake 你就是
Well, all right, maybe I am out of control often, usually. 好吧 也许我确实有时 经常 会失去控制
Do you really want to do this? 'Cause we're at the door of utter, uninhibited disclosure. 你真想这么做吗 我们可是在打开禁忌之门
Do you really want to hear names, dates, places? 你们真的想知道时间 地点 人物吗
Who wanted to be licked where? Who wanted to be fucked how? 这人喜欢被舔哪 那人喜欢被怎么操
Who had to be told what? Or in my estimation, what I think your personal defects are? 有人想要听到什么 或者在我看来 你们的人格缺陷是啥
Or what you're ready to hear? Or what you don't want to hear secretly? 或者你想要听到什么 又暗自不想听什么
Or what if I told you what I thought about you but would devastate you to hear? 或者告诉你们会让你们崩溃的我的真实想法
Oh, so you're saying that the reason that we're in this situation... 你是说 我们落到这个地步
is because of our personal defects? 都是因为我们的个人缺陷
What kind of girl gets involved with a guy like me knowing? 什么样的姑娘会在了解我之后和我这样的人搅在一起啊
But we didn't know. 但我们不了解
You never even let us get to know you. That's the thing. 你不让我们了解你 这才是问题
Because why? I don't know. You thought that if we would get to know you, 为什么呢 你觉得我们了解你之后
then we would see who you really are and we wouldn't want to be with you. 知道你是什么人之后 就不会想和你在一起
Why weren't you honest from the beginning? I never told you 为什么你就不能从一开始就坦诚相待呢
You could've said, "Look, I just cannot be faithful. Let's get to know each other. " 你可以说 瞧 我就是没法保持忠贞 让我们了解彼此吧
Why did you have to make it into some fucking romance that you didn't believe in? 你他妈的为什么要搞得这么浪漫呢 你自己都不相信
I think you've been avoiding us this whole time by calling your mother. 我觉得你一直用打电话给你妈来逃避我们
It's like you're obsessed with your mother. We can't even talk to you for two seconds. 好像让你着迷的人是她 我们甚至没法跟你说上两秒钟
But you're on the phone talking to your mother. 但是你在电话里和你妈聊天
You're substituting her for having a real relationship in your life.
Stop talking about my mom. This is not right. This is about us. 别再说我妈了 这是关于我们的
Everything is from your point of view, and you're not fucking interested in us, 所有事都是从你的观点出发的 操 你对我们根本不感兴趣
because you're so fucking into your own head and how fucking charming and funny- 因为你他妈的一直沉浸在自己的世界里 你有多迷人
And you're an actor, and everything. You just fucking avoid it. 你是个演员 等等等等 你在逃避
And you don't care about us and our problems at all. 而且你根本不关心我们 也不关心我们之间的问题
All you care about is convincing yourself that you're so desirable... 你所关心的就只是通过上一堆女人
by getting lots of women to fuck you, right? 来使自己相信大家多想要你
You don't even know how to be, like, just a person, 你都不知道怎么做一个 普通人
just a clear, simple person. 一个干净 简单的人
And this is probably the most truthful moment of your life right now. Am I right? 现在也许是你生命中最真实的一刻了 对吗
I cannot believe that you are just dumping all this shit on me right now. 我真不敢相信你把这一切都推到我头上来了
This is really toxic. This is really fucked up. 这太恶毒了 糟透了
I would never get off on just sitting down and just railing into someone... 我绝不会只因为坐下来说其人的缺点
and telling them all their character defects. This is twisted. 就兴奋的 这太扭曲了
- You think you really know me? - Yeah. -你觉得你真的了解我吗 -是啊
And you think you just have me down and you know all my faults and all that. 而且你觉得你跟我睡过就知道我所有的缺点啥的
- Pretty well. - Okay, well, how many guys do you think I fucked? -差不多 -好吧 我之前睡过几个人
None. You've always said none. 一个都没有 你总说没有
Well, that's right, but you've said none, too, haven't you? 是啊 不过你也说过你没有
Not only is that what you've told me, but I just know that you're probably incapable of it, 不仅是你是怎么告诉我的 而且我知道你确实不会
because you're so you're so... 因为你如此的 如此
You think I don't even know what sexual temptation is, 你以为我根本不知道什么是色诱
like I couldn't understand on your higher plane of sexual aliveness. 以为我不能理解你更高级别的性能力
I could never understand that? How many guys do you think I've fucked since I've been with you? 以为我永远也不能理解 那你觉得我跟你在一起之后跟几个人睡过
-None. -More. -一个也没有 -不止
- One. - More. -一个 -不止
- Two. You're lying, so - More. -两个 你在撒谎 -不止
Three. I know what you're doing. You're just trying to be?I don't know. 三个 我知道你想做什么 你试图做什么 我不知道
- More. - Four? Fuck you. Four? -更多 -四个 他妈的 四个
Yes, four, but maybe it was three because one was Victorio, and he was a repeat. 没错 四个 不过也许是三个 因为有一个是Victorio 那个是重复的
Now do you want to hear what these guys liked? 你想知道他们喜欢什么吗
How they liked to be degraded or deified...
or how they liked to be licked or touched or fucked? 他们喜欢别人怎么舔 怎么摸 怎么操
Or do you want a comparative description of dick size, including your own? 还是你想知道他们那话儿的尺寸对比 包括你自己的
I don't like this. Do you still love me? 我不喜欢这个 你还爱我吗
Am I still your one, your one and only one that you love? 我还是你唯一的挚爱吗
Are you incapable of getting excited by anyone except me? 你还是除了我对其他人都兴奋不起来吗
I can't I can't even look at you. 我没法 我甚至都没法看着你
I mean, do you? Do you still love me? 你呢 你还爱我吗
Okay, I know what you're trying to do. 好吧 我知道你在试图做什么
I kind of understand it even though it's twisted and really, like, psychotic of you to do it, 我能理解 虽然这确实相当扭曲 甚至不正常
but I will forgive you. 不过我会原谅你的
Just-Just stop,'cause it's not working. 就 就停下来 这没用
You can call him at the Soho Grand. He's staying there at Penthouse 5. 你可以去Soho Grand去找他 他住在顶层五号
He threatened to tell you if I didn't go see him tonight when I talked to him on the phone. 我跟他通话的时候 他威胁我如果今晚不去见他就告诉你
I know that you would never do it, because you would never have reacted with such anger... 我知道你不会这么做的
to what I did if you had been doing it yourself. 不然你就不会因为我范了和你一样的错误就这么生气
Because if you have, then you are so much more fucked up than I am. 如果这是真的 那你可比我更糟糕
At least I'm fucking finally telling you the truth. You don't need to pull it out of me. 至少我他妈的不等你拆穿就告诉你真相了
When I did this to you, I wasn't trying to hurt you. 我这么做 并不是想伤害你
Now you're doing it to me, like, with the intention of being hurtful. 你现在这么做 就是想伤害我
I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm only trying to get on some honest ground... 我并不想伤害你 我只是想诚实一点
where I feel like the rug isn't going to be pulled out from under me.
- You fucked Victorio? Victorio? That Chippendale抯 jerk? - Speaking of honest ground. -你跟Victorio睡了 Victorio 那个Chippendale混球 -说到诚实
I want to be on honest ground too. 我也想诚实一点
I understand completely what Carla's saying. 我完全理解Carla在说什么
Right. 没错
Three girls. 三个女孩
I'm so glad I said it. 说出来了真爽
This is?You know what? This isn't even, like, going well, 是吗 知道吗 这没什么用
this little thing that you guys set up to fuck with me. 你们想要使我难受的小伎俩没什么用
No. We have not discussed this. I had no idea that she was gonna say this, 不 我们没讨论过 我根本不知道她会说这些
- and I'm sure she had no idea that I was gonna say - Jesus Christ! -我也确定她不知道我会说什么 -上帝啊
And this just proves to both of us... 这只能证明
- that we were both sort of unsatisfied with you. - Girls? Girls? -我们两个都对你不够满意 -姑娘 姑娘
- So you are essentially a carpet-muncher then? - No. I find that term offensive. -所以你实际上更喜好和姑娘互舔吗 -不 我觉得被冒犯了
- I'm sorry. - I find that term offensive. -抱歉 -我觉得被冒犯了
- Clam-bumper. - No. I am an evolved woman... -互舔 -不 我和女人在一起
that realizes that you can get a lot out of a relationship from a woman 是因为可以得到
like sensitivity, trust, nurturing 和男人在一起得不到的
that you cannot get out of a man. 情感 信任和关怀
There's, like, a gray area? I can't fucking believe that you came here... 就像一个灰色地带 我他妈不敢相信你们来这
and have driven my ass into the ground for 45 minutes,
holding on to this information of what you two have been up to.
- This is fucking nuts! - Because you are not open with us. You're not who you are. -真他妈疯了 -因为你一直不坦诚
You have fucked four other guys, and you've been with three women? 你睡了四个男人 而你有过三个姑娘
- Yeah. - This is pathetic. -是的 -太可悲了
- Oh, you're so shocked. You said we should know? - Shut up! -你很吃惊嘛 你觉得我们应该知道吗 -闭嘴
Just fucking lash out! You guys have been railing into me about this bullshit!
You're eating pussy! You're fucking three other guys and Victorio! Fuck both of you! 你舔女人 而你睡了Victorio和其他三个男人 操你们两个
You should have known that we were doing this if you're telling us
We didn't love those people. What does it matter if you loved them or not? 我们不爱那些人 爱不爱有关系吗
This is fucking ridiculous. Oh, yeah? Well, have you loved anyone? 太他妈荒谬了 是吗 你爱过任何人吗
You think you really love me? Did you really love Lou? 你觉得你真的爱我吗 你真的爱Lou吗
How do you love two people? Have you ever really loved anyone? 你怎么能同时爱两个人 你爱过任何人吗
Can you spare it in between all the times you're fucking all these different people? 你上了这么多人 你分得出两者的区别吗
Do you have time to, like, have a feeling? 你有时间有感觉吗
And it doesn't feel very good, does it? 感觉也不是太好吧
Do you ever have any real feelings? 你有真感情吗
Or do you just, like, uh, play Hamlet all the time and pretend to have real feelings? 还是说你只是一直 演哈姆雷特 假装自己有感情
Look, I made my suggestion, 我提了我的建议
and I thought it was a good one 我觉得这建议挺好
Two girls and a guy. 两女一男
But it seems like you guys are a little too conventional for that. 不过你们俩好像有点保守
And that's okay. 不过也没关系
Hello. Hi, Dr. Cutler. 你好 嗨 Cutler医生
Thanks for calling me back. So you talked to her? 谢谢你回电话 你跟她聊过了吗
Yeah. 是的
No. I think there was a very significant drop in her voice. 不 我肯定她的声音明显要低
Fifty percent at least. 至少低了百分之五十
Well, no offense, but maybe you don't know. 没有冒犯的意思 不过也许你不知道
I talk to her three times a day, and I know that there is something different. 我一天和她通三次话 我知道有什么不一样
Do you think that it's possible that-that 你觉得有没有可能
Yes, she's still smoking. 对 她还在吸烟
I don't know what she told you, but that's the truth. 我不知道她跟你说了什么 但那不是真的
Well, when you tell me not to worry? Don't worry? I am worried. 你让我别担心 别担心 我已经担心了
Your professional opinion? I?Listen, I know my mother. 你的专业观点 我的 听着 我了解我妈
I'm telling you there's something wrong with her, 我确定有什么不对
and I think that she should probably be admitted today. 而且我觉得她今天会承认
Well, I don't think that's acceptable. 这不能接受
All right, so if you're not going to be in the office, then-then give me 好吧 如果你不在办公室 给我
What good is having your service number? 有你的办公电话有什么用
When I call you, they're gonna track you down to the ninth hole? 怎么 我打给你 他们就会追你到九层地狱吗
I'm telling you I need your help, and you're telling me not to worry, and I am worried. 我需要你的帮助 但你跟我说别担心 我就在担心
Well, then refer me to someone else. 那就告诉我点别的
I'm telling you that something's wrong. I've got to bring her in. No 我跟你说出事了 我得带她过来 不
I am relaxed. I am relaxed. 我在放松 我在放松
But I don't understand why you're-you're... 但我不明白为什么你要 你要
Well, what do you suggest? 好吧 你有什么建议
Is that all you have to say? 你就要说这些
You're a fucking quack. 你他妈的就是个庸医
I'll just do it myself. 我自己去
This fucking helps a lot with this bullshit. 真他妈的太有帮助了
I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call. 我要上楼去打个电话
Okay. Okay. 好的 好的
I apologize if I was derogatory about your bisexuality. 如果我对你是双性恋有冒犯之处请你原谅
It's okay. 没事
I'm gonna have to go see my mom in a couple of minutes, 'cause there's something, uh 我一会要去看看我妈 肯定出什么事了
This guy's inept. He's a quack, and I just?For five minutes, I gotta 那家伙太没用了 就是个庸医 我就 去五分钟
I feel bad about everything. 我对这一切都很抱歉
I do. I'm sorry that I reacted the way I did in there. 真的抱歉 包括我之前对此的反应
And-And I just? Words are, uh, not serving me at all. 我只想 我 不知道该怎么说
I think that language is always lies, no matter... 语言总是谎言 不管
That's why I like playing the piano, because then there's no words, and-and 所以我才弹钢琴 那里没有语言
What's your point? What do you want to do? 你想说什么 你想怎么做
I don't know. I'm very reluctant to just say good-bye. 不知道 我非常不想说再见
I think that there's something exceptional that could come of us,
not just ditching our relationship right now, don't you? 不仅是现在挖掘我们的关系 你不觉得吗
Even if I think that, I think it would The cycle would just still continue.
Finally, it would just come down to chemistry. Hormones. 最终都会归结为化学反应 荷尔蒙
Yeah, or the only thing to do when you're just overcome with overwhelming desire... 也许当你遇到排山倒海的渴望
Is just submit to it. I mean, even if it's only rarely or once. 唯一能做的就是屈从它 我是说 即使这种情况非常少
Right. It's still?I don't know. A violation. 是啊 不过 这是不是还是一种背叛
Yeah. Well, even if it was admitted to, if it was owned up to
Bragged about? What?
Don't you think that's what it would feel like?
"Hi, how was your day?" "It was great. I fucked this guy. How was yours?" 嗨 你今天怎么样 棒极了 我睡了这个人 你呢
What are you saying? That after everything, it's better to lie? 你在说什么 这一切之后你觉得还是说谎好
I'm just saying that maybe we're just not capable of monogamy. 我只是说也许对某些人来说忠贞是不可能的
I mean, maybe to some people it's second nature. 也许对一些人来说这就是第二天性
Maybe we're just Fucked up? 或者只是我们太烂了
Maybe monogamy violates some essential part of our being and desire makes us feel alive. 也许违反忠贞在某些程度上是我们的本质 让我们感到自己或者
We need to feel desired and to say no is like a self-mutilation. 我们需要感到渴望 拒绝就像是一种自残
Some people, maybe they're so desperate they need to feel they're not alone... 也许有些人只是绝望地想证明自己不孤独
so they just pretend that they can love one person exclusively. 所以他们假装自己可以全心全意地只爱一个人
"They" being you and I? Well, would you argue with that? 有些人只我们俩吗 我可以反对吗
I'd like to, but I don't think I could make a valid argument for it. 我很想 不过我觉得我无法提出有力论点
But I think that regardless of whether or not you can trust me 100% of the time, 不过不管你能不能一直信任我
or I can trust you when I'm not with you, or we trust ourselves, 或者在你不跟我在一起时 我能不能信任你 我们能不能信任自己
that doesn't mean that we should just can it right now. 我们也没必要强求自己现在就做到
I think we should continue and see what happens. 我想我们应该继续下去 看看会发生什么
Stick it out. 坚持下去
I gotta go see my mom. I'll be right back, okay? 我要去看看我妈 很快回来
Don't leave, okay? 别离开 好吗
I'm gonna go. 我得走了
But here's my number. 这是我的号码
If you ever have the beer, I'll always have the time. 只要你有酒 我总是有时间的
And I don't mean just sexually. 我不只是说性
Not just sexually anyway. 反正不只是性
Hi. Manhattan on, uh, Madison Avenue. It's Frank E. Campbell. 你好曼哈顿麦迪逊大道 我是Frank E. Campbell
It's a business. 是正事
Uh, Cam?uh, "E," the letter "E." Cam之前 字母E
And then Campbell. C- A-M-P-B-E-L-L. 姓Campbell C- A-M-P-B-E-L-L
Uh, it's a funeral home. 是家殡仪馆
Hi. I'm call?uh 你好 我找...
I'm sorry. 抱歉
Hi. Hello 嗨 你好
Hello? Hi. My- 你好 我
Hello? Hi, yeah, um, 你好 嗨
I'm calling to make funeral arrangements... 我想为我朋友的母亲
for my friend's mother. 安排一场葬礼
Dorothy Allen. Dorothy Allen
Okay. Yeah, we'll be there then. Okay. 好的 我们会到的
Oh, shit. 该死
Oh, shit. I'm really sorry. 该死 我真抱歉
Oh, goddamn. 该死
I'm sorry. 我很抱歉
-We should go. -Okay. -我们该走了 -好的
Let me get my coat. 让我拿件大衣
# You give your hand to me #
# And then you say hello #
# And I can hardly speak #
# My heart is beating so #
# And anyone can tell #
# You think you know me well #
# No, you don't know me #
# No, you don't know the one #
# Who dreams of you at night #
# And longs to kiss your lips #
# And longs to hold you tight #
# To you, I抦 just a friend #
# That's all I've ever been #
# No, you don't know me #
# Well, I never knew #
# The art of making love #
# Though my heart #
# Aches with love for you #
# Afraid and shy #
# Honey, I let my chance go by #
# The chance that you might have loved me too #
# You give your hand to me #
# And then you say hello #
# And I can hardly speak #
# My heart is beating so #
# And anyone can tell #
# You think you know me well #
# No, you don't know me #
# No, you don't know the one #
# Who dreams of you at night #
# And longs to kiss your lips #
# And longs to hold you tight #
# To you, I抦 just a friend #
# That's all I've ever been #
# No, you don't know me #
# Well, I never knew #
# The art of making love #
# Though my heart #
# Aches with love for you #
# Afraid and shy #
# Honey, I let my chance go by #
# The chance that you might have loved me too #
# You give your hand to me #
# And then you say good-bye #
# I watch you walk away #
# Beside that lucky guy #
# Oh, you'll never know #
# The one who loves you so #
# No, you don't know me #
# You don't know me #
# You don't know me ##