Ladies and Gentlemen, Benedict Cumberbatch.
各位观众 欢迎本尼迪克特 康伯巴奇
Thank you.
谢谢大家
Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much. So so great to be here hosting SNL
谢谢谢谢 太感谢你们了 我很荣幸能来主持周六夜现场
on the last week of America as we know it.
在美国还是原来的美国的时候
Now, I know the political situation is really tense in America right now.
我知道现在美国政治形势很紧张
So you know, I will tell you what we Brits do.
所以我来告诉你们在这种时候我们英国人一般怎么做
When the going gets tough,
每当局势困难
it feels like the whole world is crashing down around you.
就好像是你周围的世界全垮了的时候
And we drink.
我们就借酒消愁
We drink so much.
能喝多少喝多少
But all the Britain know this weekend
不过英国人都知道
is the opening of my movie Doctor Strange. Thank you.
我的电影《奇异博士》将在这周上映 谢谢大伙
And you know what, it's especially exciting
而且你知道吗 我很激动
Because I get to play a lead in a major Hollywood film.
因为我是在好莱坞的大片里当主角
And now more people maybe know my name, but they don't really know me.
如今很多人都知道人家名字 但其实并不了解人家
So, I thought I try this
所以我想试试
American past time. I believe it's called
刷炮的感觉 我想在以前是这么叫的吧
bragging? Am I saying it right?
刷炮 我说的对吗
Braaag.
刷炮
So, uh, indulge me for moment, and uh, allow me to introduce myself.
所以 让我放纵一下 我让你们见识见识真正我
His name is Benedict
他的名字叫本尼迪克特
That's right
对的
Oh~~~~yeah
噢耶( •̀ ω •́ )y
Now let me tell you something quick and right and good.
来 听我细细道来
Give it to 'em baby.
跟他们说吧 宝贝
Oscar nominated, I'm the king of screen.
哥拿过奥斯卡提名 哥是荧幕之王
But the greatest swag of all is my CBE~~~
CBE：大英帝国司令勋章 2015年11月10日卷福在白金汉宫受女王接见并获得此勋章
但哥最牛的是 哥有女王授予的
from the queen. --What's that?
大英帝国司令勋章 --那是啥可以吃吗
Uh, commander of British Empire.
呃 大英帝国的老大
it's, it's sort of like being a knight, but a little lower.
就跟骑士差不多 就差一点
I got certificate in the mail. --That's cool
我有个证书在我包里 --那你很棒哦
You're a knight to me Benedict.
本尼你就是我的骑士
I am one of your Cumberbitches.
我是你的缺粉
Ooh~~yeah, um, um to be fair, I didn't pick that name for my fans.
说实话那名字不是我给粉丝取的
I would prefer Cumbepeople or Cumberzone, but you know.
我更喜欢我的粉丝叫做康粉儿或者小康康
The wonderful and devoted people.
有一些伟大而又敬业的人
They write a lot of fan fiction about me on the Internet.
在网上写了一些关于我的虚构小说
Let me tell you.
我来告诉你们都说了啥
It's generally unsettling.
大部分有点烦人
It's weird.
真奇怪
Did you read my story?
你读了我写的吗？
Sherlock Holmes In The Case Of The Missing Underwear.
叫做夏洛克福尔摩斯之神秘失踪的小内内
No, I didn't.
不 我没有
I don't need to tell you, I know what you've seen.
我必须要跟你们说 我知道你们都看过了
But every role I play is always some kind of genius.
我演的人 那都是些天才
He's smart.
他可聪明了
That's right baby, like Sherlock Holmes. --Mystery genius.
说得对宝贝 像是夏洛克福尔摩斯 --谜似的的天才
Like Khan from Star Trek. --Evil genius.
像《星际迷航》里的可汗 --恶魔似的天才
Alan Turing. --Gay computer genius.
艾伦图灵 --gay里gay气的电脑天才
And Doctor Strange. --Genius wearing a cloak.
还有奇异博士 --披大褂的天才
Hey, Doctor Strange?
嘿 奇异博士
I think I feel a lump. Can you feel it?
我觉得我有个地方肿了 你看出来了吗
Uh...Leslie, look, I am not a real medical doctor, that's not a lump.
呃 莱斯莉 我不是个专业医生 那不是肿了
That's your, that's your full breasts
是 是你雄伟的双峰
Can I get a second opinion? --Maybe later.
可以再给我点建议吗 --过会再说吧
Leading ladies love me. All my co-star are smitten.
拍戏的女主角们都喜欢我 被我迷得神魂颠倒的
From Knightley to McAdams and to bold Tilda Swinton.
从奈特利到麦克阿当姆斯再到秃头蒂尔达·斯文顿
Hello, Benedict.
你好啊 本尼
Whoa, Tilda how did you get here?
哇哦 蒂尔达你咋来的
I open the portal by doing this.
我这样打开大门来的
I am just kidding, I took an uber pool
我开玩笑的 我做优步顺风车来的
Uber pool.
优步顺风车
Would you like to do a little riff with me?
你可以和我一起即兴演一小段吗
I would be honored.
非常乐意
Ooh~Whoa~Whoa~Yeah
噢 哇哦哇哦 耶( •̀ ω •́ )y
Ah~~~~~~~~
啊啊啊
Now what's my name?
大家一起说我叫
Benedict Cumberbatch.
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇
Now sing it nasty.
大家一起贱贱的说我叫
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇
Now sing it like a Queen.
大家一起女王范儿的说我叫
Benedict Cumberbatch.
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇
I'm the mother loving Cumberbatch. --He's the mother loving Cumberbatch.
妈妈们是我的真爱粉 --妈妈们是他的真爱粉
The, mother, loving, Cumber...batch!
妈妈们 是我的 真爱粉
Oh, we've got great show for you tonight.
噢 今晚的节目很精彩
Solange is here.
索兰格在这期节目里
So stick around, I will be right back. Thank you!
不要走开 我很快回来 谢谢大家