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《非常父女檔》 Instructions Not Included
我爸曾經對我說 恐懼 My Dad used to say that fear
就像是自然界裡可以為人所征服的動物 is like the creatures in nature that man can tame.
像動物? 哪種動物? A creature? Like which one?
就像... Like...
...就像一隻狼 ...like a wolf.
-為什麼是狼? -因為如果狼 - Why a wolf? - Because if a wolf...
一旦看到你表現出恐懼 就會襲擊你 ...sees you're scared, it will attack you.
你必須緊緊盯著它看 You have to stare back at it...
學著馴服它 把它嚇走 to learn how to tame it, to scare it away.
他還說恐懼也分程度不同 He'd also say there were big fears and small fears.
堅持住 兒子 沒事的 Hold on, son. Everything's okay.
所以我給你起名叫瓦倫汀 [詞根在西語裡是勇敢的意思] That's why I named you Valentin.
因為你非常勇敢 Because you're so brave.
爸爸 求你了 讓我出來吧! 爸爸! Dad, please, let me out of here! Dad!
我爸不僅讓我為今生今世的恐懼做好準備 My Dad not only prepared me for this world's fears.
堅持住 小子 就快到半夜了 Hold on, kiddo. It's almost midnight.
征服你的恐懼 兒子 沒事的 Tame the fear son. Everything's okay.
記住這個 Remember...
他還考慮到了我百年之後的恐懼 He also prepared me for the fears of the afterlife.
求你了 爸爸 放我出去 爸爸 Please, Dad! Let me out, Dad!
過來 你可真勇敢啊 兒子! Come here. You're so brave, son!
祝賀你! 怎麼了? Congratulations! What happened?
-你尿褲子了嗎? -不 不是我 - Did you pee yourself? - No, it wasn't me.
-是狼尿的 -什麼狼? 你瘋了嗎? - It was the wolf. - What wolf? You're crazy.
-我們回家去吧 -不 放開我! - Let's go home. - No, let go of me!
-我再也不愛你了 -可我愛你啊! - I don't love you anymore! - But I do!
來 我們再去抓幾個鬼 快跑! Come on, let's go find some ghosts! Run!
但就算他已經盡了這麼大努力 說實話 Even though, honestly...
我還是沒辦法克服這些恐懼 無論是小的 ...I was never able to master the small fears...
別把我扔到水裡 爸爸! Don't throw me in the water, Dad!
-還是中等的 -這是為了你好! - ...or the medium ones... - It's for your own good!
如果你跳了 你就再也不會害怕了 If you do this, you'll never be scared again...
-更別說這麼大的恐懼了 -爸! -...or the big ones. - Dad!
25年後 25 YEARS LATER
哦 快吻我 Unh. Kiss me.
但如果連克服這大中小號的 But if I couldn't master the big fears...
各種恐懼都做不到 ...the medium fears and the small fears...
我愛死你緊緊握著我的手了 I love it when you grab my hand.
就更別提征服這一切恐懼的根源 ...let alone the mother of all fears:
瓦倫汀... Valentin...
跟我結婚吧! ...marry me!
承諾了! Commitment!
瓦倫汀! Valentin!
- 瓦倫汀…-嗯? - Valentin... - Hm?
你愛我嗎? ...do you love me?
-嗯哼 -為什麼? - Mm-hm. - Why?
我愛你是因為… I love you because...
因為你與眾不同 ...because you're different.
因為你...與眾不同 Because you're... different.
因為你與眾不同 Because you're different.
因為你與眾不同! Because you're different!
你愛我嗎? Do you love me?
當然了 Of course
我太喜歡你了 茱莉 I adore you, Julie.
你是我今生唯一的摯愛 You're my first and last love.
20個月後... 20 MONTHS LATER...
你能在這裡稍等一下嗎? Can you just hang on a second, okay?
瓦倫汀 Valentin.
你哪位? Yes?
我們見過嗎? Have we met?
我… 我是你的一生摯愛啊 I... I was your endless love.
什麼? What?
我是你一年半前的一生摯愛啊 I was your eternal love a year and a half ago.
哦 對! 沒錯! Oh, yeah! Right!
-這是你的孩子? -對 - Is that your baby? - Yes.
你結婚了嗎? Did you get married?
沒有 你這白癡 她是你女兒 No, you idiot! She's your daughter.
不 等一下! No. Hold on a minute!
我不想要孩子 I don't want to have children.
我不想要任何麻煩 更何況這孩子長得根本不像我 I don't want troubles, and that baby doesn't even look like me...
你有10美元嗎? Do you have ten dollars?
-啥? -10美元 付車錢 - What? - Ten dollars, to pay the cab.
不 我沒有美元 我看看 No, I don't have dollars. Let me see...
你先抱一下 Hold on.
噓 噓 噓! 別看了! 看了也沒奶喝 Ch-ch-ch-ch! Stop that! That's not your food.
我覺得你妹妹大概不會回來帶孩子了 I don't think your sister is coming back for the baby.
實際上 The truth is...
看上去好像 ...it looks like...
我就是孩子的父親 ...I'm the baby's father.
你和你妹妹生的? You did it with your sister?
不! 不 不是的! No! No, no!
不 其實… 好吧… 她不是我妹妹 No, it's just that... Well... she's not my sister.
但她確實去付了打車錢 But she did go to pay the cab, though.
那好… Well...
-抱穩了! -怎麼回事? - Here! - What?
怎麼了? What?
我剛想起來要去看醫生 I just remembered I have to go to the doctor.
對 我…前列腺有點問題 Yes, I have a problem with my... prostate.
沒錯 再見 親愛的 Yes. Bye, honey.
女人沒有前列腺 Women don't have prostates.
沒有嗎? No?
對啊 所以我才要去看醫生嘛 拜拜 Well, that's why I have to see a doctor. Bye.
嘿 可是 你們說過整個週末都要呆在這兒的! Hey, but... you said you'd stay the whole weekend!
嘿 你瞭解你媽媽的 Hey, you know your mom.
她不會就這樣把你留在這兒 對嗎? She wouldn't leave you here, would she?
她會嗎? Would she?
喂? Hello?
嗨 是我 茱莉 Hi, it's me. Julie.
哪個茱莉? 噢 茱莉! What Julie? Oh, Julie!
聽著 我... 我很抱歉 Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
請好好照顧她 她只是個孩子 Please take good care of her. She's just a baby.
-茱莉 你在哪兒? -我… - Julie, where are you? - I...
-茱莉! -我不能 - Julie! - I can't.
我不能這樣 I can't do it.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
…你不能怎麼樣? ...what is it you can't do?
茱莉? Julie?
茱莉 你在哪兒? 茱莉! Julie, where are you? Julie!
乘坐2264號航班前往洛杉磯的旅客 Passengers on Flight 2264 bound for Los Angeles...
請到9號門登機 ...please proceed to Gate 9.
我真是個蠢蛋! I'm such a moron!
下次我讓你一個人待著你再連個聲都不出的話 The next time I leave you alone and you don't say anything...
我保證會丟下你 ...I swear I'll leave you.
機場 AIRPORT
打擾一下 女士 你有沒有看到一個金髮 Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen a blonde girl...
二十多歲 樣子像嬉皮士的女孩? ...kind of hippy, in her twenties?
茱莉! Julie!
茱莉! 茱莉! Julie! Julie!
你的孩子! Your baby!
茱莉! Julie!
不 不 這太難了 又塌了! No, no. It's hard. It falls down!
- 瓦倫丁! -你能來換尿布嗎 薩米? - Valentin! - Can you change diapers, Sammy?
好啊 當然可以 沒必要搞得很噁心的樣子 Yeah, sure. It doesn't have to be disgusting.
是有點髒 但你只要換完之後 It's dirty, but you just have to...
去廁所洗個手就好了啊 ...Igo to the bathroom and wash my hands afterwards.
-茱迪斯在哪兒? -她在那兒 我來喊她一聲 - Where's Judeisi? - She's over there. I'll call her.
茱迪斯! Judeisi!
這是什麼? What is this?
好了 乖孩子 That's it, my baby.
她可真安靜 She's so quiet
我來給她換尿布 I'll change her diaper.
你叫什麼名字呀? 瓦倫汀 她叫什麼? What's your name? What's her name, Valentin?
我不知道 I don't know.
這上面肯定有 It must be here.
瑪姬? Maggie?
她叫瑪姬 和那種醬同名[雀巢的Maggi Sauce] Her name is Maggie. She's named after a sauce.
-孩子 來吃點蔬菜 -你在幹什麼? - Have some vegetables, kid. - What are you doing?
我在餵她胡蘿蔔 I'm giving her carrots.
那個太辣了 That's too spicy.
你為什麼不留下她? Why don't you just keep her?
你也該安定下來了 It's high time you settled down.
不可能! 我該拿一個嬰兒怎麼辦? No way! What would I do with a baby?
再也沒有自由 也沒有來旅遊的姑娘了! Goodbye freedom, goodbye tourists!
我該靠什麼謀生? 我可能都要去找工作了 What will I do for a living? I might even have to get a job.
你還必須學英語 And you'll have to learn English.
否則等到以後她會說話了 你就聽不懂她在說什麼 'Cause when she starts talking, you won't understand her.
我還要送她去學校 餵她吃飯 I'll have to send her to school, feed her.
一天三次 每天如此 Every day, three times a day.
要像個傻子一樣哄她 好讓她乖乖吃飯 And speak to her like a dummy so she'll eat.
快吃啊 寶貝! 快吃啊 寶貝! Eat, baby! Eat, baby!
還要一次又一次看巴尼 [動畫片 主角是紫色的霸王龍巴尼] And I'll have to watch Barney over and over.
等到有一天她會問我什麼她會長咪咪 One day she'll ask me why she's growing boobs.
等她長大一些 她就會要借我的車 When she's older, she'll want to borrow my car.
她男朋友把她肚子搞大之後我還得去扁他 不 不要! I'll have to beat up her boyfriend when he knocks her up. No, no!
而且 我當爸爸肯定爛透了 Besides, I'll suck as a Dad.
嘿 我有個好主意! 寫信給安吉麗娜·茱莉 Hey, I have an idea! Write to Angelina Jolie.
跟她說孩子是從阿卡普爾科或者瓦哈卡[均為墨西哥地名]來的 Tell her the baby's from Acapulco or Oaxaca.
也許她會領養她 Maybe she'll adopt her.
我想到了! 我們去你家吧 I know! Let's go to your house.
我又找到一個盒子 I found this other box.
你一定還有些那個叫茱莉的女人留下的東西 You must have something from that Julie woman.
她沒有留給你什麼紀念品嗎? Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
她留了 She did.
但我把它和盤尼西林一起扔了 But I got rid of it with penicillin.
我是說 她一定留過電話號碼或是地址之類的 I mean, a telephone number, an address. Something.
這兒有一封Julie寫來的信 某個Julie Here's a letter from a Julie. A Julie.
-真的嗎? -對 你看 - Really? - Yes, look.
-她寫過信來? -你不知道嗎? - She wrote a letter? - Didn't you know?
她在一年半前寫來的 She wrote it a year and a half ago.
你看! Look!
讓我看看! Let me see!
她有沒有說怎麼聯繫她 有沒有電話號碼之類的? Does she say how to contact her, a phone number, anything?
沒有 No.
她只寫了: It only says:
我想念你親吻我的… "I miss you kissing my..."
寫得也太直白了! How very explicit!
在LA獻上我的吻 Kisses from L.A.
LA是啥意思? What does L.A. mean?
難道不是「我愛美國」麼? Loving American, no?
-去這個酒店找她 -什麼酒店? - Look for her at this hotel. - What hotel?
這個 看 加利福尼亞山莊酒店 看上去她好像在那裡工作 This one. Look. California Hills Hotel. It looks like she works there.
那酒店在哪兒? Where is that?
嘿 那可在洛杉磯呢 我幾乎不懂英語 Hey, that's in Los Angeles. I barely understand English.
我討厭英語 從來沒及格過 I hate the language. I always flunked it.
還有 我都窮得叮噹響了 Besides, I'm broke.
你還怕坐飛機 好恐怖喲! And you're scared of flying. Really scared.
你瞎說 我根本不怕坐飛機 You're crazy. I'm not scared of planes.
那麼 你除了留下這孩子也沒有別的選擇了 Well, then you have no choice but to keep the baby.
哦! 她可真是個小美人 Oh! She's so beautiful.
你以後一定會愛上她的 You'll end up falling in love with her.
我才不怕坐飛機呢 I've never been scared of airplanes.
只是… It's just that...
如果我們走路的話 能省很多錢 ...if we go by road, we'll save money.
我們還能有更多時間聊天 We'll have more time to chat.
可以有更多父女獨處的寶貴時間 We'll have more father-daughter moments.
聽著 不是說我要把你還給你媽媽 就是不愛你 Now, if I return you to your mom it doesn't mean I don't love you.
只是你在那邊生活得會更好 It's just that you'll be better off there.
比如說 在美國電影上映都早得多 For example, movies premiere much earlier there.
想想吧 《暮光之城》第一部在這裡上映的時候 Just think. When Twilight premiered here...
那兒都上映第四部了 ...it was already Breaking Dawn there.
還有 如果你留在這裡 Besides, if you stay here...
你也會長得很漂亮 但肯定又黑又矮 you'll be pretty, but darker and smaller.
不過 如果你在那邊長大 But, if you grow up there...
你可能會變成 金髮碧眼 you'll probably be blonde, blue-eyed...
身材高挑的大美人哦 ...tall.
還有啊 在這裡你隨時都有可能被搶劫 Besides, here you could get mugged any time...
天知道是被賊還是警察搶 ...by a thief or a cop.
更別提政府腐敗成這樣…. Not to mention the corruption...
滿街毒販子… ..drug dealers...
到處都在遊行示威… ...demonstrations...
交通也一塌糊塗... ...the traffic...
還有政客... ...the politicians...
貧富差距... ...gaps...
國家隊也不給力... ...the national soccer team.
這裡啥都不好 There are only disadvantages here.
哈? What?
你又睡著了? Are you sleeping again?
但現在該喝奶了! But it's time to eat!
你不想喝點嗎? Don't you want to eat?
瞧 你的牛奶還熱著呢 Look. Your milk is warm now.
我支持墮胎! I want an abortion!
劣質避孕套都去死! Damn cheap condoms!
那孩子是真的嗎? Is the baby real?
上來! Get in!
我叫盧佩 My name is Lupe.
夠了! Enough!
乖 乖 別再哭了! Shh, shh. Enough!
夠了! Enough!
我叫你別哭了! I said it's enough!
夠了! It's enough!
你會換尿布嗎? Can you change diapers?
我只是問問 ...I was just asking...
噢! 真噁心! Oh! Yuck!
她生病了嗎? Is she sick?
抱歉 Sorry.
不過這次不是她 It wasn't her this time.
現在就給她換尿布 好嗎? Change her already, will you?
我寧可拿她去換個安靜的小孩 I'll change her for a quiet baby.
別在這兒開玩笑了 快給她換! Don't try to be funny. Change her!
讓我先吃完漢堡 I'll just finish my burger first.
現在就去! Right now!
好主意 Good idea.
馬上就去! Right now!
看到了? See?
你本來3小時前就可以給她換的 You could've changed her three hours ago.
她打起嗝來聲音跟我真像! She sounded just like me!
我們真是一模一樣啊 小可愛! We're identical, mija!
聽著 這孩子就是美國人! Look, the baby's a gringa!
我只是要把她送回洛杉磯她媽媽那裡 然後我就回來 I'll just drop her off with her mom in L.A. and come back.
你的簽證呢? Your visa?
噢… 我跟你說了我沒有簽證 我不知道 警官先生 Oh... I told you I don't have one, I didn't know, Mr. Copper.
但我不會留下來的 我只是要把她送去給她媽媽 然後我就立刻回來 But I'm not staying. I'll just drop her off and come right back.
我今天就會回來 I'll be back today.
你可以拿著我的手錶和身份證留作證據 You can have my watch and my ID as proof that...
我保證5個小時就回來 ...I'll be back in 5 hours.
出來 Get out.
什麼? What?
他不信嗎? Didn't he go for it?
為什麼你不告訴我你沒有簽證? Why didn't you tell me you didn't have a visa?
你們也是去洛杉磯的嗎? Are you going to Los Angeles, too?
噓! Shh!
啊… Ah...
水! Water!
向你澤娜伊達阿姨問好 Say hello to your Aunt Zenaida.
當心! 起來 Careful! Get up.
親愛的 跟科塔說一聲 Say hello to Queta, babe.
告訴她奶奶都沒有堅持到庫埃納瓦卡[墨西哥南部城市] Tell her that grandma didn't even make it to Cuernavaca.
謝謝 Thank you.
謝謝你 盧佩 Thank you, Lupe.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
你知道這個酒店在哪裡嗎? Do you know where this hotel is?
不 夥計 她已經不在這兒工作了 Nah, man. She doesn't work here anymore.
她… 她去墨西哥找孩子她爸了 She... She went down to Mexico looking for her baby's father.
之後我想她可能去紐約上學什麼的了 Then I think she was going to New York for school or something.
對了 她把電話號碼留下了 You know what? She left her phone number here.
你要我去幫你查一查嗎? You want me to look it up for you?
就在裡面的電腦上 好嗎? It's just in the computer back there. Yeah?
我可以告把號碼給你 稍等一下 I can give it to you. Just give me one second.
我可以去找她 I'll find her.
嘿 慢點 抱歉你不能帶孩子進來 Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, but you can't bring children in here.
你說什麼? What?
孩子不能進來 No children.
為什麼狗能進? But the dog?
孩子就是不能進 No children.
那為什麼狗可以? What about the dog?
孩子不能進 No children.
別扯淡了 他們明明讓狗進去的 Gimme a break. They let the dog in.
嘿 老鄉 幫個忙 你認識這個姑娘嗎? Hey, paisana, help me out. Do you know this girl?
不好意思 我聽不懂你說什麼 Sorry, I don't understand.
茱莉 她叫茱莉 Julie. Her name is Julie.
噢 對了 她之前是… Oh, yeah. She was...
在這裡教有氧操的… ...the aerobics instructor...
後來他們抓到她在總統套房和客人亂搞 就把她開了 ...until they caught her having sex with a guest in the presidential suite.
總統套房? Presidential suite?
-對啊 就是總統套房 -沒錯 -Presidential suite, yeah. - Yeah.
我才不要在這部片裡用什麼垃圾特效呢 I don't want any CGI bullshit in this movie.
我要用真人演員 I want to use a real guy.
這兒就沒有一個特技替身還有點膽量了嗎? Isn't there a single stuntman left in this town with any balls?
聽著 這不過是跳個13樓 對吧? 只有13層樓而已嘛 Listen, it's only a 13-floor jump, okay? Thirteen floors...
到底能有多難啊? 別掛 ...how hard can that be? Hold on.
啊 女主角候選的照片終於到了 快進來 Ah, finally. The leading girl's headshots have just come in. Come on.
呃 這到底是…? 這個傻子一樣的女人他媽是誰? Yeah. Who the...? Who the hell is this bimbo?
他們告訴我… I was told...
嘿 這是在開玩笑嗎? 你幹嗎給我寄一張… Look, is this some kind of joke? Why would you send me a Polaroid...
-不知道什麼該死的人的快照? -茱莉? 你在嗎? ...of a frigging nobody? -Julie? Julie?
你給我聽好了 我跟你沒什麼好說的了 給我接選角 You know what, this conversation is over. Put Casting on.
-你能打給茱莉嗎? -好了 別吵! -Can you call Julie? -Yeah. Shh!
邦妮 聽著 親愛的 我問你 你幹嗎跟我過不去? Bonnie, sweetheart. Listen, come on, why are you busting my balls?
你說什麼 你還沒寄出來? What do you mean, you haven't sent them yet?
給你送信的就站在我跟前呢 I've got your messenger standing right in front of me.
邦妮 我說"剛才"的意思是5秒鐘前 不是2小時前 Bonnie, when I say "immediately," I mean five seconds ago, not two hours ago.
對 所以我才要你了立刻去辦 對 Yeah, but that's why I asked you to do it now. Yeah.
-兩個小時… -嘿 小姑娘! - Two hours... - Hey, girl!
寶寶! Baby!
叫什麼來著? 叫什麼來著? 她的名字是一種醬 What was it? What was it? She was named after a sauce.
巧路拉 [墨西哥一個辣醬品牌]! …不對… Cholula...! ...no...
塔巴斯科! ...塔巴斯科[美國辣醬品牌]. Tabasc...! ...Tabasco.
瓦倫蒂娜! 瓦倫蒂娜! [墨西哥另外一個辣醬品牌] Valentina! Valentina!
好了 你能閉上那該死的嘴安靜一會兒嗎? 好了 Okay. Could you shut the fuck up for a second? Yes.
-來看看我又沒有個很你說清楚 -寶寶! - So let me see if I get this straight... - Baby!
不 別把我扔到水裡去 爸爸 拜託了! No, don't throw me in the water. Dad, please!
-哈哈哈 -爸爸! - Ha-ha-ha. - Dad!
如果你跳了 你就再也不會害怕了 哈哈哈! If you do this, you'll never be scared again. Ha-ha-ha!
真是見鬼了 Holy shit.
我得記著你的名字! I have to learn your name!
你會成為一個偉大的替身演員 You could be a great stuntman.
你很勇敢 You're brave.
這裡的人 Here...
他們都是膽小鬼! ...they're all softies!
不 不 我住在阿卡普爾科 No. No, I live in Acapulco.
我只想帶著 I only want to go back with...
我女兒回去 ...my daughter.
我不要當非法勞工 I don't want to be a wetback.
啊 不好意思 毛巾 再多拿幾條毛巾 Ah. Sorry. Towels. More towels.
很快說一下 聽著 Quickly. Listen.
你過邊境…走開 When you cross... Shoo.
你過邊境的時候 When you cross the border...
他們看到這孩子是美國人 ...and they see the baby is a gringa...
一定會把她帶走 你也會去坐牢 ...they'll take her away and you'll go to jail.
去坐牢 To jail.
好好想想吧 Think it over.
我會給你一份特技演員的好工作 I'll give you a good job as a stuntman.
1歲 ONE YEAR
2歲 TWO YEARS
便便! 便便! Poop! Poop!
瑪姬! Maggie!
3歲 THREE YEARS
瑪姬! Maggie!
瑪姬親愛的 你為什麼要在牆上畫畫? Maggie, why did you draw on the walls, honey?
我跟你說過不要在牆上畫 否則我還買本子幹嘛 I told you not to draw on the walls. That's what notebooks are for.
別哭 小寶貝! Don't cry, honey!
安靜 Calm down.
乖 不哭了 Calm down, don't cry.
不要兇我! Don't yell at me!
驚喜! Surprise!
-啊! 啊!-驚喜! - Aah! Aah! - Surprise!
5歲 FIVE YEARS
6歲 SIX YEARS
瑪姬! Maggie!
7歲 SEVEN YEARS
爸爸 該你上了 Dad, it's your turn.
來了 瑪姬 Coming, Maggie.
為什麼你每次工作前總要到廁所來? Why do you always go to the bathroom before work?
你害怕嗎? Are you scared?
才不是呢! No way!
我才沒害怕呢 我只是在集中注意力 I'm not scared, I'm concentrating.
什麼叫集中注意力? What's that?
就是思考 Thinking.
集中注意力就是在思考 To concentrate is to think.
噢 那你是用大腦在集中注意力嘍? Oh. And you use your brain to concentrate?
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我聽到你在想什麼了 I heard what you're thinking.
瓦倫汀! Valentin!
啊 親愛的 你爸爸在哪裡? Ah. Where's your dad, sweetie?
他在集中注意力呢 He's concentrating.
你去坐下吧 好嗎? Can you go take your seat, please?
謝謝 Thanks.
你沒事吧 夥計? You okay, buddy?
你知道我討厭英語 對吧? You know I hate English, okay?
哦 好吧 你看 Yeah, fine, look.
我們都在等你 瑪姬已經過去了 We're waiting for you. Maggie's already there.
馬上就來 Coming.
快告訴我: Just remind me:
我到底發什麼神經要做這種事? Why the hell am I doing this?
嗯 因為… Um, because...
因為你只會做這個 Because it's the only thing you know.
因為你害怕他們不會讓你帶瑪姬去墨西哥 Because you're scared they won't let you take Maggie to Mexico.
因為… Because...
…沒有什麼別的工作能讓你一天掙1萬美金了! ...no other job pays up to 10,000 dollars a day!
-因為… -好了 好了 好了 - Because... - Okay, okay, okay.
-夠了 夠了 – 好了 來吧 - Enough. That's enough. - Okay. Come on.
我們走 Let's go.
我得說 我覺得這是態度問題 I gotta say, I think it's all about the attitude.
對 我完全同意 強尼 Yeah, totally agree, Johnny.
-你不會想要太狂野 你明白嗎? –對 對 - You don't wanna be too wild, you know? - Yeah, yeah.
-就在一個像這樣的金字塔… -嗯哼 - In a pyramid just like this one... - Mm-hm.
不過那是在埃及 我媽媽找到了著名的愛後納菲爾提提 ...but in Egypt, my mom found the famous Nefertiti.
嗯 準備好了嗎? Mm. Ready?
你準備好了嗎? Are you ready?
告訴她我好了 Tell her I am.
他準備好的 He's ready.
-他到底什麼時候才開始學英語啊? –我不知道 - When is he going to learn English? - I don't know.
-大家安靜一下 –開機 - Silence, everybody. - Rolling.
第58幕 第一次 Fifty-eight, Take 1.
開拍 Action.
好了 阿茲特克人 Well, Aztec Man.
你到底說不說金子藏在哪裡? Are you going to tell us where is the gold hidden?
除非你從我燒著的腳上踩過去 Over my burning feet.
哈! 那就如你所願 Ha! As you wish.
停! 都別動 讓替身進來 Cut! Nobody moves. Bring the stunt in.
玩得開心點 夥計 Enjoy yourself, man.
他說讓你玩得開心點 He says to enjoy yourself.
都好了嗎? 全體準備 All ready? Everybody standing by.
我們好了 這不在鏡頭裡 We're good. It's not in the shot.
怎麼了 爸爸? 你害怕了嗎? What's wrong, Dad? Are you scared?
沒有 No.
請安靜 我們要開始了 Quiet, please. We're rolling camera.
開拍! And action!
停! Cut!
你還好嗎 先生? 需要幫忙嗎? Are you okay, sir? You need a hand?
剛剛非常棒 瓦倫汀 但是… That was perfect, Valentin. But...
你臉撞上牆的時候能不能不要看上去那麼害怕? ...could you try not to look scared when your face smashes against the wall?
別看上去那麼害怕 爸爸 我們得再來一遍 Don't look scared, Dad. We'll have to do it again.
-全場安靜 –好了 我們開始 - Quiet on the set! - Okay, let's go.
-再來一次 –開機 - One more. - Roll camera.
開拍 Action.
再來一次 One more.
再來一次 Uh... One more.
-停! –快來個人幫幫忙 - Cut! - Need some help.
剛剛那個鏡頭真不錯 That was a good one.
-你還好嗎? 先生? 醫生! –快點! - Are you okay? Sir? Medic! - Hurry up!
讓我進去 Let me in.
我們需要叫救護車 We need an ambulance.
-醫生! –抱歉 讓我來 - Medic! - Excuse me. I got it.
他沒事的 我來就行了 He'll be fine. I got it.
無論摔倒受傷頭疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒語讓你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
拜託 爺爺 Come on, Grandpa.
無論摔倒受傷頭疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒語讓你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
忘記就會害怕一生! You'll be scared if you forget!
-爸爸? –嗯? - Dad? - Hm?
我長大之後要跟你一樣 I want to be like you when I grow up.
當特技替身? A stuntman?
不 我要長生不死… No, I want to be immortal...
就像你一樣 ...just like you.
下午好 Good afternoon.
嗯 布拉沃先生 你的郵件 Um, Mr. Bravo, your mail.
啊 謝謝你 Ah. Thank you.
我想提醒你一下 I'd like to remind you...
電梯維修費的事 請你趕快交吧 ...about the elevator maintenance fee. Please.
我已經交過了 I already paid it.
-噢 你沒有交 布拉沃先生 -我昨天就給過你了 - Oh no, Mr. Bravo. - I gave you the money yesterday.
布拉沃先生! 我從來都不會忘記這些事的 Mr. Bravo! I never forget these things.
-沒關係 –你還沒付錢呢 - It's okay. - You haven't paid.
給你 Here.
-我來把你加進我的名單裡 –對 加進去 - I'll write you down on my list. - Yeah, okay.
爸爸 安德斯先生有點健忘 Dad, Mr. Anders is kind of absentminded.
你覺得是嗎? You think?
嘿! Hey!
我不能把你的名字放進去 這裡寫著你還沒付錢 I can't write you down! It says here you haven't paid.
等等 等等 哦 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Oh.
-你好 –你好 - Hello. - Hi.
-你好! –你好 - Hi! - Hi!
-你還好嗎? –挺好的 挺好的 - How are you? - Fine. Fine.
但我的廁所還是不能用 But my bathroom is still broken.
你到底什麼時候來檢查我的水管? When are you coming to check my pipes?
晚點去 Later.
好了 再見 Well... Bye.
-再見 –再見 - Bye. - Bye.
-爸爸 –嗯? - Dad. - Hm?
那個女人家的下水道總是壞 對嗎? That woman's drain is always clogged, isn't it?
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
-你應該去看看 –嗯哼 - You should take a look at it. - Mm-hm.
想玩嗎? Wanna play?
來啊! You're on!
停下! Stop!
-停下! -別擋我的路! - Stop! - Get out of the way!
停下! Stop!
別出聲! 噓! Shut up! Shh!
就是這樣! 好樣的! That's it! Bravo!
做得好 親愛的! Well done, honey!
好了 該去洗澡了 小鬼 Okay, time for your bath, kiddo.
過來 Come on.
強尼·布拉沃真的是我的外公嗎? ls Johnny Bravo really my grandpa?
沒錯 That's right.
他為什麼從來沒有來看過我? Why doesn't he ever visit me?
因為 我跟你說過的 他沒有護照 Because, I told you he doesn't have a passport.
而且 他整天忙著跳水呢 Besides, he's working on his diving.
-跟我說說爺爺的事 –又要說? - Tell me about grandpa. - Again?
你已經對他一生的故事都一清二楚了 You know his life by heart.
快講啊 我就可以說給我朋友們聽了 Come on, so I can tell my friends.
好吧 Okay.
強尼·布拉沃是拉克布拉達[墨西哥著名懸崖跳水景點] Johnny Bravo was the greatest...
最偉大的跳水員[當地有跳水員專門為遊客表演] ...diver of La Quebrada.
就是這樣! That's right!
他熱愛從最高的山頂 He loved diving...
跳水的感覺! ...from the very top!
不對 No.
他喜歡從高處跳進垃圾箱! He loved diving into dumpsters!
所有人都喜歡強尼 Everybody loved Johnny.
-因為他有一顆… -大心臟! - Because he had... - A big heart!
不對 No.
因為他鼻子上有個大包 看上去特別滑稽 He had a big pimple on his nose that looked really funny.
不 故事不是這樣說的! 跟我講原來那個 No, that's not right! Tell me the story right.
好的 Okay.
當我還小的時候… When I was a kid...
有一天 你爺爺 ...one day, your grandpa...
把我從拉克布拉達懸崖頂上扔了下來 ...threw me from the top of La Quebrada.
-哈哈 –別笑了 - Ha, ha - Don't laugh.
我是認真的 I'm serious.
那感覺真是糟透了! It was awful!
我那時候大概 I was about...
我也不清楚 可能才六七歲吧 ...I don't know, six or seven years old.
就像你現在這麼大 Like you.
但多虧了那一回 But thanks to that...
我之後再也不會害怕了 ...I was never scared again.
我已經7歲了 I'm seven years old...
你什麼時候帶我去阿卡普爾科讓我從拉克布拉達懸崖跳下去? ...when will you take me to Acapulco to jump from La Quebrada?
不行 No.
我不會對你做這種事的 I'd never do that to you.
拜託了 求你了 我也不想害怕任何事情 Come on, please. I don't want to be scared of anything.
投得好! Good shot!
耶! Yes!
好球! Good shot!
-非常好 –輪到你了 - Very good. - Your turn.
-爸爸 到你了 -馬上就來 你先替我投 - Dad, it's your turn. - Coming. Take my turn.
我們看看 Let's see.
賬單 Bills...
還是賬單 ...more bills.
-什麼? –快看 瑪姬! - What? - Look, Maggie!
媽媽寫信來了! A letter from mom!
"親愛的瑪姬…" "Dear Maggie..."
"我實在太忙了 沒有時間來看你" "...I've been too busy to come and see you,"
"因為我正在拯救世界" "cause I've saving the world."
"在我回家的路上 我停下來想給你買個禮物" "On my way home, I stopped to buy you a present."
"突然 一個穿得像蝙蝠的蒙面人" "And that was when, a mysterious masked man..."
"出現了 並請求我幫助他" "...dressed as a bat, asked me to help him..."
"他希望我幫忙發豆角玉米卷" "He wanted me to help hand out bean tacos..."
"和僊人掌汁給哥譚市地震後受災的居民" "and cactus juice to the earthquake victims in Gotham City"
我猜那個蒙面人就是蝙蝠俠! I bet that masked man was Batman!
我覺得就是他 還說了什麼? I bet he was. What else does it say?
"那之後 我被派到澳大利亞執行任務" "After that, I was sent on a mission in Australia."
"我必須去拯救最後的鴨嘴獸 不讓它們滅絕" "I had to save the last duck-billed platypuses from extinction."
"鴨嘴獸媽媽愛上了一隻加拿大海貍" "The mommy platypus fell in love with a Canadian beaver..."
"他比她年輕很多" "much younger than she was..."
"這個小賤人居然拋棄了自己的巢 跟他一起私奔了" "and the tease ran off with him, abandoning her nest."
"所以 我必須坐在她留下的蛋上" "So, I had to sit on the eggs she'd left behind."
"甚至還要和狼群搏鬥" "I even had to fight off some wolves..."
"來保護這些可憐的小傢伙" "to save the poor things..."
"因為它們的媽媽再也不會回來" "since their mom never came back..."
"坐在自己的蛋上" "to sit on her eggs."
哈? 她和海貍生的蛋嗎? Huh? With her beaver?
不 不! 意思是 他選擇了海貍 拋棄了自己的孩子 No, no! I mean, she chose her beaver, over her children.
哦… Oh...
對…對… Yes... yes...
"在我等待它們孵出來的時候 我想到了你" "While I was waiting for them to hatch, I thought of you."
"我還是一如既往地非常想念你 我的小女兒" "As usual, I miss you very much, honey."
"唯一讓我感到安慰的事" "The only thing that comforts me..."
"就是知道你被世界上" "...is knowing that you're taken care of..."
"最有愛心 最聰明" "...by the most loving, intelligent..."
"最勇敢 而且更重要的" "...brave, and above all..."
"也是最帥氣的爸爸好好照顧著!" "...the most handsome Dad ever!"
她還是和平常一樣愛誇張 She's exaggerating. As usual.
"你一定很為爸爸驕傲" "You must be very proud of your Dad..."
"因為他是這個世界上最好的人" "...because he's the best man in the world."
別念了 Please stop!
停下! Stop!
"又及 告訴他要繼續幫助鄰居" "P.S. Tell him to keep on helping the neighbor"
"修水管" "...with her pipes."
"上帝總有一天會回報他的努力" "God will repay him some day."
"愛你的 媽媽" "Lots of love, mom."
-爸爸 –嗯? - Dad. - Hm?
你明天得去看醫生 You have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
不 我不去 No, I'm not going.
我不喜歡醫生 I don't like doctors.
他們只會給你打針吃藥 They only give you shots and medicine.
你居然怕打針! You're scared of shots!
當然不怕! Of course not!
只是… It's just that...
我不喜歡別人看我的屁股 ...I don't like people looking at my butt.
我看你是害怕一個人 想讓我陪你去吧 I think you're scared of going alone and want me to go with you.
-那樣就太好了 –好吧 - That'd be nice. - Okay.
但你得開始學著一個人去了 But you have to start going alone.
要不然等我們不在一起了之後你要怎麼辦? What will you do when we can't be together anymore?
為什麼你要這麼說? Why do you say that?
因為等到我去上大學的時候 就不能和你一起來了 Because when I go to college, I won't be able to go with you.
-過得開心點 寶貝 –我會的 爸爸 - Have fun, honey. - I will, Dad.
我愛你 爸爸! I love you, Dad!
布拉沃先生 我們能談談嗎? Mr. Bravo, can we talk?
為什麼瑪姬昨天沒有來學校? Why didn't Maggie come to school yesterday?
哦! 其實是 Oh! It's just that...
我帶她去了《阿茲特克人》的片場 ...I took her to the shooting of Aztec Man.
是續集的續集 It's the sequel of the sequel.
你知道《阿茲特克人》的 對吧? You know Aztec Man, don't you?
那麼前天呢? And the day before?
啊 嗯 我… Ah. Well, I...
我…組織了一場魁地奇比賽 I... organized a Quidditch match, and...
什麼? What?
魁地奇 Quidditch.
你看過哈利‧波特的 對吧? You saw Harry Potter, didn't you?
布拉沃先生… Mr. Bravo...
瑪姬過的不是正常的生活 Maggie doesn't lead a normal life.
這孩子有些問題 因為她完全沉浸在自己的幻想世界裡 The girl has issues because she lives in a fantasy world.
真實的人生不是迪斯尼樂園! Real life is not Disneyland!
瑪姬到底有什麼問題? What are Maggie's issues?
我媽媽從月亮上給我帶回了這個 And my mom brought it for me from the Moon.
她和航空航天管理局一起去執行漂白月亮的任務 She went there with NASA on a mission to bleach it.
因為月亮已經慢慢被來自地球的香煙煙霧給熏黃了 'Cause the Moon was turning yellow from all the cigarette smoke from Earth.
哦 瑪姬… Oh, Maggie, urn...
-那只是一片奶酪 –說的沒錯! - That's just a piece of cheese. - You bet it is!
但它是從月亮上來的 But it comes from the Moon.
對啊 當然了 你爸爸還演了阿茲特克人 Yeah, sure. And your father is Aztec Man...
你爺爺還是強尼·布拉沃呢 ...and your grandpa is Johnny Bravo.
是真的 Really.
請大家靜下來 I asked you nicely to quiet down.
我知道你是個好爸爸 I know you are a good father, and...
我也能看出來 ...I can see...
你做了力所能及的一切讓她快樂 ...you do everything you can to make her happy.
但是 But, hm...
你好像做得太過了 ...it seems as if you're overcompensating.
瑪姬的媽媽到底出了什麼事? What really happened to Maggie's mother?
她去付出租車錢了 She went to pay the cab.
好啦 All set.
你看到了 爸爸? 一點都不疼 You see, Dad? It didn't hurt.
你說得沒錯 是不疼 You're right, it didn't.
所以我才要你和我一起來 That's why I like you to come with me.
好好照顧他 瑪姬 記得提醒他吃藥 Take care of him, Maggie. Remind him to take his medicine.
-那麼我的維生素呢? –哈哈 - What about my vitamins? - Ha, ha.
看到沒? See?
你得跟她學學 You should learn from her.
我猜她肯定天天都記得吃維生素 I bet she doesn't forget to take her vitamins every day.
瑪姬 Maggie...
你想去餵魚嗎? –嗯哼 ...would you like to feed the fish? - Mm-hm.
去吧 快點 Go on. Hurry.
治療還是不起作用 The treatment didn't work.
還剩多久? How long?
沒多久了 Not long.
我很抱歉 瓦倫汀 I'm sorry, Valentin.
你知道醫生開了什麼藥嗎? Do you know what the doctor prescribed?
打針嗎? Shots?
不是哦 Mm-mm.
哇 爸爸! 我的頭好暈啊 Wow, Dad! My head is spinning.
那我們最好先回去吧 We'd better leave, then.
不 我沒事 我可能會吐 但其他沒什麼了 No. I'm okay. I might barf, but that's all.
走吧 親愛的 快點 Let's go, honey. Come on. Oh.
哦 不好意思 我以為你是我女兒 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my daughter.
真可愛啊 很抱歉 So cute. I'm sorry.
怎麼了? What is it?
我希望媽媽也在這兒 I wish mom were here.
我朋友都說媽媽像聖誕老人一樣 My friends say mom is like Santa Claus.
肉鼓鼓的還留著大鬍子? Chubby and bearded?
不是的 爸爸 他們這麼說是因為我從沒見過她 No, Dad. They say that because I've never seen her.
如果她愛我 為什麼不來看我? If she loves me, why doesn't she come see me?
哦 親愛的 Oh, sweetie.
聽著 我不管你用什麼辦法 一定要做成 現在就去 你有24小時 Look, I don't care how you do it, just make it happen. Now. Twenty-four hours.
抱歉 弗蘭克 我知道你很忙 但我需要你的幫助 I'm sorry, Frank. I know you're busy, but I need your help.
-快點說 你需要什麼? –你看 - Speak fast. What do you want? - Look.
-當心後面 –小心 好了 - Watch your back. - Careful. Okay.
哈? 這真是我聽過最蠢的主意! 不行! Huh? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard! No!
就算是為了瑪姬 求你了! Do it for Maggie, please!
不 不 我不幹! No, no. I won't do that!
我只需要… 弗蘭克! I just need... Frank!
12號請上來 會說西班牙語嗎? Number 12, please. Speak Spanish?
給我看看你左邊的側影 Show me your left profile.
右邊 Right profile.
-你覺得怎麼樣 –她很不錯 - What do you think? - She's good.
好了 準備好就開始吧 Okay, whenever you're ready.
瑪姬 Maggie...
我的女兒 ...my daughter...
我是茱莉啊 ...I'm Julie...
我是你媽媽! ...your mother!
謝謝 我們會再通知你結果 Thank you. We'll let you know.
我有個主意 I have an idea.
你為什麼不編一個茱莉 Why don't you make up a story about Julie...
去阿富汗執行任務 ...going on a mission to Afghanistan...
然後再也沒回來的故事呢? ...and not coming back?
不行 不行 不行 瑪姬一定要見到她媽媽 No, no, no. Maggie needs to meet her mother.
13號請上台! Number 13, please!
姓名 Your name, please.
喬治 George.
下一位 Next.
請問哪位? Who is it?
我是來接瑪姬的 I'm here to pick Maggie up.
安德斯先生 你在這兒做什麼? Mr. Anders, what are you doing here?
我打電話讓他來檢查傑姬小姐的下水道 I called him to check Miss Jackie's drain.
我把整個下水管道都拆了 I tore apart the entire drainpipe...
一點問題都沒有 ...and couldn't find any problem.
現在好了吧? 我們要付安德斯先生工錢了 Eh? Now we have to pay Mr. Anders for all he did.
更別提你還欠著我電梯錢呢 Not to mention that you still owe me the elevator fee.
好了 行了吧! Alright, already!
謝謝 Thank you.
哦 親愛的… Oh, sweetie...
你能幫我這麼多忙真是太好了 寶貝 It's so nice of you to be so helpful, honey.
太好了… So nice...
-什麼? –快看 瑪姬! - What? - Look, Maggie!
-媽媽又來信了! –真的嗎! - A letter from mom! - Yes!
媽媽的信! A letter from mom!
對! Yes!
-喂? 嗯 –瓦倫汀嗎? 呃… - Hello? Mm. - Valentin? Um...
我是… I'm...
我是瑪姬的媽媽 I'm Maggie's mother.
瑪姬的… Maggie's...
哦! Oh!
哦 "瑪姬的媽媽"! 怎麼了? Oh, Maggie's mother! What's up?
"親愛的瑪姬" "Dear Maggie:"
"我在'龐丘‧維拉二世'核潛艇上" I'm writing from nuclear
"給你寫信 [龐丘‧維拉是墨西哥著名農民起義領袖]" "submarine Pancho Villa II."
"我即將去抓捕基地組織的首腦…" "I'm going to capture the leader of Al Qaeda..."
"因為我發現他正準備靠買入打火機" "because I discovered he's planning to buy lighters"
"來加劇全球變暖" "to increase global warming."
"等到我完成任務 我就能夠和你在一起了" "As soon as I finish, I'll finally be with you."
"這次 我的孩子 再也不會有企鵝 海貍" "This time, baby, there won't be penguins, beavers..."
"鴨嘴獸和地震" "duck-billed platypuses or earthquakes..."
"能阻止我來看你" "to prevent me from visiting you."
"愛你的" "Lots of love..."
"媽媽" "Mom."
我能理解你的冷淡 I understand your aloofness.
那是因為我們在打電話嘛 Well, that's me on the phone...
我實際上可是跟冷淡完全相反呢 ...but I'm just the opposite in person.
我打電話給你是因為 I'm calling you because...
我不知道該怎麼說 ...I don't know how to say this.
別緊張 Don't be nervous.
聽著 如果你對報酬不滿意 去找弗蘭克談 Look, if it's about money, talk to Frank.
不 不 跟錢沒關係 No, no. It's not about money.
我想要的是… What I want is...
聽著 我們得見個面 Look, we have to meet in person.
我是很願意啦... I'd love to...
但是床上功夫好並不能讓你得到這個角色 ...but being good in bed won't get you the part.
最後還是要弗蘭克決定誰最適合演瑪姬的媽媽 It's up to Frank to decide who's the best mom for Maggie.
好了 你是幾號… Okay, number...
你叫什麼名字? What's your name?
瓦倫丁 我的名字是茱莉 Valentin, my name is Julie.
茱莉·韋斯頓 Julie Weston.
我是你女兒瑪姬的媽媽 And I'm the mother of your daughter, Maggie.
爸爸 爸爸! Dad, Dad!
爸爸 你猜怎麼了! Dad, guess what!
媽媽要來了! 媽媽要來了! Mom is coming! Mom is coming!
你媽媽是要來了 Your mom is coming.
沒錯! 她是第一次來呢! Yes! For the first time!
那是她嗎? Is that her?
不是… No...
嗯…我不太確定 Well... I'm not sure.
我已經很久沒見過她了 I haven't seen her in a long time.
呃 你在這裡等一下 Uh, wait here a sec.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你在這兒工作嗎? Do you work here?
什麼? 你現在不說西班牙語了嗎? What? You don't speak Spanish now?
呃 只會一點點 Um, a little.
那是瑪姬 That's Maggie.
嗨 瑪姬 Hi, Maggie.
"嗨 瑪姬!" 你就只會說這個? "Hi, Maggie!" Is that all you have to say?
就只有一句…"嗨 瑪姬!"嗎? Just... "Hi, Maggie!"
呃... 還有 瑪姬很漂亮! Um, Maggie is very pretty!
漂亮! 你6年前就那麼走了 Pretty! You take off for 6 years...
然後你回來就只說一句"她很漂亮"? ...and you come back and all you can say is "she's pretty"?
聽著 冷靜點 Listen, calm down.
我怎麼能冷靜得下來? 過了這麼多年… How can I calm down? After so many years...
你就突然冒出來說你想見瑪姬? ...you suddenly show up and say you want to see Maggie?
你還真好意思啊! You have some nerve!
-嘿 -呃 爸爸 我覺得那不是媽媽 - Hey. - Uh, Dad, I don't think that's Mom.
她看上去太邋遢了 She's too sloppy-looking.
你叫什麼? What's your name?
你的名字 Your name.
-梅麗莎 -梅麗莎? - Melissa. - Melissa?
不是茱莉? Not Julie?
不是 我的名字是梅麗莎 No. My name's Melissa.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
好吧 Okay.
不 瑪姬 相信我 絕對不是她 No, Maggie, trust me. It's not her.
瑪姬? Maggie?
媽媽? Mom?
她知道是我拋下了她嗎? Does she know I left her?
不知道 No.
她以為我們結婚了 She thinks we were married...
又離婚了 ...and then we divorced.
你就離開了好幾年去… That you left for some years and...
嘿 媽媽 它們和非洲的大象一樣 對嗎? Hey, mom, they are like the ones in Africa, right?
對 瑪姬 Yes, Maggie.
大象會叫嗎? 不叫的話它們會做什麼呢? Do elephants bark or what do they do?
我不知道 I don't know.
還有 And...
你怎麼找到我們的? -我一路追查你 ...how did you find us? - I tracked you down.
我在紐曼紐曼紐曼和紐曼事務所工作 I work for Newman, Newman, Newman & Newman.
那是什麼? What's that?
紐約最重要的律師事務所 The most important law firm in New York.
嘿 瑪姬 你為什麼去看看大象到底會做什麼呢? Hey, Maggie, why don't you go find out what elephants do?
好 Okay.
我想想 你那時候就那樣走了現在你又莫名其妙地冒出來? Let's see. You took off and now you just show up out of nowhere?
-你想怎麼樣? -第一步 先認識她 - What do you want? - To get to know her, for starters.
哦 第一步 那之後呢? Oh, for starters. And then?
她真的是個很棒的女孩 She's an amazing girl.
你把她照顧得很好 瓦倫汀 You've done great, Valentin.
噢 那真是謝謝了! 我真慶幸沒讓你失望 Oh, thank you! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you.
-我超擔心你會失望喲! -媽媽 媽媽! - I was so worried! - Mom, mom!
我知道大象做什麼了! I found out what elephants do!
-什麼? -它們的便便是綠色的 還很黏 - What? - It's green and runny.
嘿 媽媽! Hey, Mom?
那些鴨嘴獸寶寶知道它們的媽媽 Do the baby platypuses know their mother...
丟下它們跟海貍私奔了嗎? ...left them to run away with her beaver?
它們當然知道了 瑪姬 Of course they know, Maggie.
這種事情瞞不過孩子的 You can't keep those things from children.
還記得白雪公主嗎? 她拋棄了小矮人們… Remember Snow White? She abandoned the dwarves...
勾搭上了王子 然後所有人都發現了 ...to hook up with a prince and everybody found out.
媽媽 你認識蝙蝠俠 對嗎? Mom, you know Batman, right?
他為什麼把內褲穿在外面? Why does he wear his underwear on the outside?
-什麼? –呃.. - What? - Um...
親愛的 幫我個忙 Honey, do me a favor.
-去給我找個"那啥"來 -"那啥"? - Go find me a cazacuaz. - A cazacuaz?
-對 就是"那啥" 快去! –好吧 - Yes, a cazacuaz. Go! - Okay.
我認識蝙蝠俠嗎? Do I know Batman?
嗯 我等下會解釋的 Mm, I'll explain later.
你會待多久? How long are you staying?
我不知道 看情況 I don't know. It depends.
你想玩瞄準遊戲嗎 媽媽? Do you want to play target practice, mom?
這麼多玩具都是你的嗎? Are all these toys yours?
對 是我和爸爸的 Yes. Mine and Dad's.
哇 這兒跟你在阿卡普爾科的單身公寓可是一點都不像啊 Wow. It looks nothing like your bachelor pad in Acapulco.
阿卡普爾科? 你也去那兒執行過任務嗎? Acapulco? You've been on missions in Acapulco?
-任務? -嗯哼 - Missions? Mm-hm.
就是你的那些任務啊 茱莉 Your missions, Julie.
為了... To...
拯救世界... ...save the world and...
保障人民群眾安居樂業生活幸福... ...ensure people's well-being and happiness.
我收著所有你寫來的信呢 媽媽! 想看嗎? I have all your letters, Mom! Wanna see them?
-我寫來的信? -對 你的信 - My letters? - Your letters.
你的信 Your letters.
看 到這兒來! Look. Come here!
我把它們都收藏著呢 I kept them all.
這是你解救Willy的時候 [見電影《人魚童話》] When you freed Willy...
這是你找到Nemo的時候 [見電影《海底總動員》] ...when you found Nemo...
這是你恢復了死海時候寫來的 ...when you revived the Dead Sea.
這封是你救了大兵瑞恩的時候 [見電影《拯救大兵瑞恩》] When you saved Private Ryan.
我寫信還寫得挺勤的 對吧? I wrote quite often, didn't I?
每週一封 Once a week.
至少的 At least.
我去了所有這些地方嗎? And I've been to all these places?
我還和Bono [U2主唱] 一起去了非洲 And to Africa with Bono.
這是你和威廉王子還有亞當‧桑德勒 With Prince William and Adam Sandier...
這是和"印第安瑪利亞"[墨西哥喜劇人物] ...and with La India Maria!
還有梅西 And with Lionel Messi.
他是瑪姬最喜歡的球員 He's Maggie's favorite player.
你還給她寄了梅西的簽名 記得嗎? You even sent her his autograph. Remember?
看! 在這兒呢 Look! Here it is.
"茱莉 沒有你我根本無法做到 非常感謝" "Julie, I would've never made it without you. Thank you so much."
"給你女兒獻上一個大大的擁抱" "A big hug for your daughter."
"一位男冠軍向一位女冠軍敬上..." "From male champion to female champion..."
"萊奧內‧沒戲" "...Lionel Mesi."
他名字都寫錯了嗎? Written with only one "S".
啊 呃 其實... Ah. Well...
你不能怪他嘛 ...you have to forgive him.
他用自己的頭頂了那麼多次球 He hit the ball with his head so many times...
有點拼寫障礙 ...he has spelling issues.
嘿 瑪姬 Hey, Maggie.
你會說英語嗎? Do you speak English?
當然會啦 Yes, of course.
但我不在家裡說 But I don't do it at home.
你最後在喜馬拉雅山裡找到野人了嗎? Did you finally find a yeti in the Himalayas?
呃… 這個真不錯 你知道嗎? 我想聽聽你的事 Um... That's cool. You know what? I wanna hear about you.
你在學校怎麼樣? How are you doing in school?
她睡著了 睡得很沉 She's asleep, out like a light.
對 她一貫如此 Yeah, that sounds like her.
為什麼你不告訴她真相? Why didn't you tell her the truth?
我考慮過... I considered it...
但我想了很多 還是找不到一個 ...but after a lot of thought, I couldn't find...
合適的辦法來告訴她真相 ...a politically correct way of telling her:
難道就說"你媽媽不愛你 所以她走了"嗎? "Your morn didn't love you, so she left."
-謝謝 -我不是為了你才這麼做的 - Thank you. - I didn't do it for you.
你把她照顧得非常好 You've done a great job with her.
她是一個快樂 可愛的小女孩 She's a happy, sweet little girl.
我真不知道當時我怎麼能拋下她 I don't know how I could have left her.
你可以睡我的床 You can take my bed.
我去睡沙發 I'll sleep on the couch.
好的 Okay.
謝謝你 Thank you.
這就是我媽媽 就是我跟你們說過她的 This is my mom. She's the one I told you about.
你好 Hi.
這是我媽媽 她從澳大利亞回來了 This is my mom. She's back from Australia.
你好 Hi.
這就是我媽媽 我和你們說過的 這就是她 This is my mom. She's the one I told you about. This is my mom.
-這是我媽媽 –你好 見到你很高興 - This is my mom - Hi. Nice to meet you.
這就是我媽媽 她回來了 她就在這兒 This is my mom. She came back. She's here.
她終於付完打車錢回來了 She finally came back from paying the cab.
貌似出租車司機沒有零錢呢 所以… Looks like the cab driver didn't have any change, so...
你想告訴我什麼? What is it you wanted to tell me?
快點 說吧 Come on, say it.
好幾年前 我… Some years ago, I was...
我在明尼蘇達拍戲的時候… ...I was filming in Minnesota and...
出了事故 ...I had an accident.
你知道的 工作上的事 Well, work stuff.
我被送去羅切斯特的一個診所 I was taken to a clinic in Rochester.
瑪姬還是像平時一樣陪著我 Maggie was with me, as usual.
關鍵是 我們在那兒的時候… The point is that, when we were there...
很抱歉 哦 該死 I'm sorry. Oh, shit.
我過15分鐘要開會 I have a meeting in 15 minutes.
但你先說 你們在診所 然後… But tell me. You were at the clinic and...
不 不 沒關係 我晚點再跟你說 No, no. It's okay. I'll tell you later.
你確定? Are you sure?
我確定 Sure.
好的 呃 Okay. Uh...
啊 出租車! Ah. Taxi!
晚點見 I'll see you later.
我沒帶現金 I don't have any cash.
你有10美金讓我付打車錢嗎? Do you have ten dollars for the cab?
搞什麼? 然後你就又不回來了嗎? What? And then you won't come back?
謝謝 Thanks.
也就是說你還沒告訴她 So you didn't tell her.
沒有 來不及了 No. There was no time.
但我又考慮了一下 我寧願不告訴她 But I thought it over and I'd rather not tell her.
-為什麼不? -不 不要 - Why not? - No, no.
為什麼不要告訴她真相啊? Why not telling her the truth?
不 你和我兩個人知道就夠了 No. It's enough that you and I know it.
我不想要她的憐憫 I don't want pity.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 你見到她的時候有什麼感覺? Hey, what did you feel when you saw her?
噢… 我不知道… Oh... I don't know...
我連她的長相都不記得了! 但是我看到她的時候… I didn't even remember her face! But when I saw her...
她看上去那麼美 就好像時間都停止了 ...she looked so gorgeous. It was as if time had stopped...
嘿嘿 這個小矮子不行 Hey, hey, this midget's not working out for this.
給我把那個木腿的帶過來 Bring me the one with the wooden leg.
-好的 –抱歉 夥計 - Okay. - Sorry, pal.
我聽著呢 所以…怎麼樣? I'm listening. So... what?
對 我剛剛說到… Yeah, I was saying that...
我也不清楚 過了這麼長時間 I don't know, after so much time...
我又見到她 ...I saw her...
她看上去那麼美又那麼優雅… ...and she looked gorgeous, she looked so elegant...
你為什麼現在把狗帶上去? Why are you bringing the dog on now?
-狗要晚點才上 –對不起 - Dog comes on later. - I'm sorry.
那麼…你感覺怎麼樣? So... What did you feel?
呃…哦對 我剛在跟你說 她改變了很多 Uh... Oh yeah, I was telling you... She's changed a lot.
她變了那麼多 我都不知道… She's changed so much, and I don't know...
我覺的…有點… ...I felt like... like kind of...
那只該死的狗剛剛居然尿尿了 The frigging dog just took a piss.
-我知道了! 我知道了 -有一個矮人 - I got it! I got it. - One of the midgets...
昨天踩到了一塊狗屎滑倒了 ...slipped on a piece of shit yesterday.
所以呢? So?
你到底怎麼覺得? What did you feel?
呃… 挺好的 挺好的 Uh... Fine. Fine.
其實 還不錯 Well, sort of ok.
你懂的 已經過了很久 You know... it was a long time...
我叫你去清理一下 現在好了 又有一個矮人不能演了 I told you to clean it up. Now we got another midget down.
天哪! 該死的蠢貨 Gosh! Frigging morons.
那麼 你什麼都沒感覺到? So... You felt nothing?
對! Yeah!
我才不在乎呢 I didn't care.
-你不在乎? -對 - You didn't care? - Yeah!
-我還以為你… -不! - I would've thought you... - No!
-這麼多年了… -嘿 叫那個瘸腿姑娘別再一瘸一拐的了! - After so many years... - Hey, tell the limping girl not to limp!
她把草堆都弄亂了! She's messing up the hay!
你想念阿卡普爾科嗎? Do you miss Acapulco?
她睡著了 She's asleep.
跟昨晚一樣 Like last night.
睡得很沉 Out like a light.
對 Yeah.
為什麼你要來這兒? Why are you here?
我需要見見她 I needed to meet her.
-所以你都是為了你自己 而不是為了她 - So you did it for yourself, not for her.
但是… But...
現在我認識了她 ...now that I know her...
就不一樣了 ...it's different.
有時候 Sometimes...
我甚至想 ...I even think...
我們可以成為一家人 ...we could've been a family.
為什麼不呢? Why not?
不 不行! No, no way!
你知道 You know...
不一定要我們在一起… We don't need to be together...
才能讓瑪姬的夢想成真 ...to fulfill Maggie's dreams.
她以為我們離婚了 不是嗎? She thinks we're divorced, right?
現在這也不是多大的問題 It's not a big deal nowadays.
而且 我也不能待在洛杉磯 Besides, I can't stay in Los Angeles.
我和別人一起住在紐約 I live with someone in New York.
還有... And...
我希望你不在意 ...I hope you don't mind...
明天我的伴侶會來看瑪姬 ...they are coming tomorrow to meet Maggie.
我爸爸比他頭髮多 My Dad has more hair.
我爸爸比他更年輕 My Dad is younger.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
我爸爸更加… My Dad is more...
更加… ...more...
更加墨西哥 ...more Mexican.
來了 Here they come.
下午好 我的名字叫邁克爾 Good afternoon. My name is Michael.
服務生? 但是 媽媽 The waiter? But, Mom...
這個人真是又瘦又醜 ...this guy is really skinny and ugly.
我屁股上還有膿包呢 你想看看嗎? And I also have pimples on my butt. You want to see them?
好了 午餐想吃些什麼? Now, what do you want for lunch?
-抱歉我來晚了 -啊… - Sorry I'm late. - Aah...
你好 你一定就是瑪姬吧 Hi. You must be Maggie.
呃…這是瑞妮… Um... This is Renee...
…我的伴侶 ...my partner.
呃 這是瓦倫汀 Uh, and this is Valentin.
-噢 抱歉 就是瑪姬的父親 –你好 - Uh, sorry. Maggie's father. - Hello.
哦 嗨 見到你很高興 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
-瓦倫汀不會說英語 –哦 明白了 - Valentin doesn't speak English. - Oh. Okay.
她是… She is...
你的男朋友? ...your boyfriend?
呃… Um...
你記得動畫片巴尼裡面有一集 Do you remember that episode of Barney...
談到過一些與眾不同的家庭嗎? ...where they talked about families...that were different?
-你爸爸是個替身演員? -沒錯 - So your dad is a stuntman, huh? - Yes.
那麼 他都做些什麼? 跟我說說 And, uh, what does he do? Tell me.
嗯 他做所有那些電影明星都不敢做的事情 Well, he does all the stuff that movie stars won't dare to do.
如果湯姆‧克魯斯害怕飆車飆到150英里每小時 Like if Tom Cruise is too scared to drive a car 150 miles per hour...
-就由我爸爸來做 -真的嗎? 哈哈 -...my dad does it. - Really? Ha, ha.
如果拉塞爾‧克勞不敢跟野生獅子搏鬥 And if Russell Crowe is afraid of fighting with a wild lion...
-我爸爸會替他去 明白了? -哇 那可真厲害 -...my dad fights for him. Get it? - Wow, that's amazing.
-所以 他一定是個非常勇敢的人 –對 - So, urn, he must be a very brave man. - Yeah.
連他的姓都是布拉沃呢… Even his last name is Bravo...
-在西班牙語的意思就是勇敢 -哦 哇 - ...which means "brave" in Spanish. - Oh. Wow.
你知道嗎? 強尼‧布拉沃是我的爺爺哦! Did you know that Johnny Bravo's my grandpa?
我還真不知道 No, I didn't.
強尼‧布拉沃? 又是你幻想出來的嗎? Johnny Bravo? Another fantasy of yours?
不是 No.
我爸就是強尼‧布拉沃 My Dad is Johnny Bravo.
爸爸 我們能不能請媽媽和瑞妮到片場來? Dad, can we invite mom and Renee over to the set...
讓她們就看看你有多勇敢好嗎? ...so they can see how very brave you are?
好吧 Okay.
去跟腳本總監確認一下 Check with the script supervisor about that.
得把這個搬走 That needs to be moved.
呃 我覺得我可能需要他從更高的地方跳 Uh, I feel like I need him to be higher.
-你明白我的意思嗎? -明白 - You see what I mean? - Yeah.
呃 你能不能告訴他我們需要他 Um, could you tell him we need him to fall...
從八樓而不是五樓往下跳? ...from the eighth floor instead of the fifth?
八樓? 嗯 The eighth floor? Hm.
我爸爸能從頂樓跳呢 My dad can jump from the top floor.
-從頂樓? -一點沒錯 - From the top floor? - Yup.
那幾乎是兩倍高了 我是說 當然這樣很好 只是… That's almost twice as high. I mean, that would be great. Uh...
你覺得他會願意嗎? Do you think he would do that?
當然了 我爸爸什麼都不怕 他是世界上最勇敢的替身演員 Sure. My dad isn't afraid of anything. He's the bravest stuntman there is.
那酬勞的話是多少? And how much are we talking about here?
-嗯… -瑪姬! - Um... - Maggie!
他說什麼? What is he saying?
他想讓你從稍微高一點的地方跳 He wants you to jump from a little higher.
不 親愛的 No, honey.
我不能從更高的地方跳了 I can't jump from any higher.
空間不夠 There's not enough room.
我可能會摔到墊子外面 絕對不行! I could fall outside the air mattress. No way!
-什麼? –他說兩萬 - Yeah? - He says 20 grand.
-兩萬美金? –對 沒錯 - Twenty thousand dollars? - Yup. Mm-hm.
-這有點太多了 不過… -Maggie! - That's a bit too much, but, uh... - Maggie!
跟他說最多我再上一層樓 Tell him I can jump one more floor, tops.
他說 He says...
要兩萬外加一個Xbox ...20 grand and one Xbox.
好吧 說定了 祝賀你 朋友! Okay, you've got yourself a deal. Congratulations, man.
你敢上那麼高可真有膽量 You've got some big guts to get on up there.
-哈哈哈 –我有個問題 - Ha-ha-ha. - I have a question.
-他說什麼? –他說… - What did he say? - He said...
你敢從這麼高的地方跳下來實在太勇敢了 ...congratulations on being so brave and jumping from so high.
跟他說謝謝 親愛的 不過… Tell him thanks, honey, but...
嘿 我考慮了一下 不能比五樓更高了 Look, I thought it over. No higher than the fifth floor.
風險太大了 It's too risky.
不如你去問問他我能不能從四樓跳 In fact, ask him if I can jump from the fourth floor.
他說什麼? What did he say?
他說他很緊張 He says he's nervous...
但很願意給我媽媽和大家看看他有多麼勇敢 ...but happy to show my mom and everyone else how brave he is.
你爸爸可真是個活寶 我從沒見過他這樣的人 Your dad is one big wacko. I've never seen anyone like him.
你可真是奇葩啊 夥計! No, sir!
你聽到了吧? "不行 先生" 抱歉嘍! Did you hear? "No, sir." Sorry!
好了 大家把設備搬到樓下 Okay, everybody. Let's take the equipment downstairs...
把替身送上去 快點 快! ...while they take the stunt guy up. Hurry up. Come on!
等等! 別把我扔下去 拜託了 各位 給我一分鐘 Wait! Don't throw me! Come on, guys. Give me just a minute.
哦 狗娘養的 別把我扔下去 Oh, that son of a bitch! Don't throw me.
-啊 啊 -停! 替身上場 - Unh! Unh! - And cut! Send in the stuntman.
-我們還在往上走 -好的 快點 - We're on our way up. - Okay, hurry up.
好的 Okay.
對 他們到了 好的 Yeah, they're right here. Okay.
-我們到了 十樓 -祝你好運 - We're in position. Tenth floor. - Good luck.
我們已經做了必要的修改 We've made the necessary adjustments.
什麼修改? What adjustments?
這是幾樓? What floor is this?
不 不! 你們搞錯了! No, no! You're making a mistake!
不 朋友! No, my friend!
-兄弟別這樣! –哦 天哪 這可真是很高啊 - Friend! - Oh, my God, that... That's really high.
-朋友們 別這樣呀! 不 不 不! -我跟你說過的 - Friend, friend! No, no, no! - I told you.
他可是地球上最勇敢的人 He's the bravest guy on Earth.
你們知道嗎? 他六歲就從拉克布拉達懸崖跳下去過 Did you know he jumped the La Quebrada when he was six?
拉克布拉達懸崖? 那是什麼? La Quebrada? What is that?
他們阿卡普爾科那兒的人幹的瘋事 It's this insane thing they do in Acapulco.
一個跳水員會從離海面幾百英尺的高度跳下去 A diver jumps off of a cliff hundreds of feet above the ocean.
有一天我爸爸也會把我從上面丟下去的 And my dad is going to throw me from there some day...
就像強尼‧布拉沃爺爺對他做的一樣 ...just like Grandpa Johnny Bravo did to him.
-點火 -開拍! - Set the fire off. - And action!
看在上帝份上! 不 不! For God's sake! No, no!
不 別這樣! 求你了! No, please don't! I beg you!
哇 他可真是個好演員呢 Whoa. He's a good actor.
你跟他們說了什麼 瑪姬?! What did you tell them, Maggie?!
停! 停! 停! Cut! Cut! Cut!
他幹嗎喊」停」? Why the hell did he cut?
怎麼回事? 天哪… What's going on? Man...
-你到底幹嗎喊"停"? –先生 ...- why the hell did you cut? - - Sir.
-什麼? –好像替身演員沒有同意過 - What? - It seems the stunt never agreed...
要從那麼高往下跳 我想是這個小姑娘說謊了 ...to jump from that height. I think the little girl was lying.
你騙我? 過來! Did you lie to me? Come here!
給我過來! Come here!
是不是你騙我? Did you lie to me?
-出什麼事了? -好像瑪姬騙了大家 - What's going on? - It seems Maggie lied to us all.
她說你同意從這麼高往下跳的 She said you agreed to jump from this height.
不 跟導演說我同意過的 No, tell the director I did agree.
我尖叫是因為…我在表演 明白嗎? I'm screaming because... I'm acting, you know?
我會跳的 But I'll do the jump.
這不是遊戲 你不能這麼做! This is not a game. You can't do this!
-先生 -又怎麼了? - Sir. - Now what?
-嗯? –你在聽嗎? - Yes? - Are you listening?
我在聽! Yes, I'm listening!
哦 好的 好的 好的 替身說他願意跳 Oh, good, good, good. The stunt says he wants to jump.
他剛才只是在演戲 -好吧 好了 - That he was just acting. - Okay. Okay, then.
所以他剛才才大聲尖叫 That's why he was screaming.
好了 大家準備拍攝 Okay, everybody ready for action.
-開機 -點火! -And... Rolling. - Set the fire off.
禁止從舞台穿行 Nobody crosses the stage.
開拍! Action!
別害怕 雖然看上去他快掛了 但我總能把他救回來 Don't be scared. it looks like he's dying, but I always bring him back.
-叫醫生! -讓一讓 - Call the doctor! - Corning through.
-救援馬上就到 讓我來 借過 -他沒事吧? - Help is on the way. I got it. Excuse me. - Is he okay?
怎麼了? What's going on?
無論摔倒受傷頭疼 No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
咒語讓你起死回生 ...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
這..."頭疼"什麼的是怎麼回事? What was that..."aching head" thing all about?
啊 這是我和瑪姬玩的遊戲 Ah. It's a game Maggie and I play.
我假裝死了 她再讓我復活 I pretend to be dead, and she resurrects me.
要是有一天 What would happen if someday...
這遊戲成真了怎麼辦? ...the game became real?
誰來照顧瑪姬? Who would take care of Maggie?
你沒有家人 You don't have any family.
工作又這麼危險 瓦倫汀 Your job is very dangerous, Valentin.
我現在的工作能讓她過上應有的生活 My job allows me to give her the lifestyle she deserves.
哦 還有... Oh, by the way...
你不覺得你把她寵壞了嗎? Don't you think you spoil her rotten?
那又怎樣? So what?
你沒權利來插一腳! You have no right to butt in!
我有權利 I do have a right.
我是她媽媽 我現在也是她生活的一部分了 I'm her mom, and I'm part of her life now.
我們會的 我們會成為一家人的 瑪姬 We are. We are going to be a family, Maggie.
只不過是一個比較特殊的家庭而已 Just a special family.
會有點不同 我和瑞妮還是會住在紐約 It'll be a little bit different. Renee and I will keep living in New York.
我們會經常來看你們 We'll come visit you very often.
而且... 你放假的時候也可以來看我們 And... And you can visit us on holidays.
當然 如果你爸爸同意的話 If your Dad's okay with that, of course.
你不再去環遊世界幫助別人了嗎? You won't travel around the world, helping people anymore?
瑪姬 我從來沒有去過月球 Maggie, I never went to the Moon.
也沒去過澳大利亞 Or to Australia.
我也沒有見過蝙蝠俠 Nor did I meet Batman.
也沒有幫鴨嘴獸孵過蛋 你爸爸… Or... Or hatch platypus eggs. Your dad...
他編了這些故事 是因為在你還是個小嬰兒的時候 我... He made all of it up because when you were just a little baby, I...
我 哦 天哪 I... Oh, God.
我必須離開 I had to go away.
你騙了我? You lied to me?
不 不是 他之所以這麼跟你說... No, no. He told you that so...
是因為不想要你忘記她 So you wouldn't forget her
不希望你停止愛她 So you wouldn't stop loving her.
但是... But, well...
這都是過去了 ...that's in the past.
現在起我真的非常想進入你的生活 And now I would really like to be in your life...
和你成為朋友 ...and for us to be friends.
我保證我會 And I promise you that I...
一直一直和你很親近 I will always, always be close to you.
對啊 在紐約還真是近 Yeah. From New York.
乘坐178號航班前往紐約的旅客 Flight 178 to New York.
請到8號門登機 Please report to gate number eight.
到了 這是我們的航班 That's it. That's our flight.
回頭見 瑪姬 See you soon, Maggie.
再見 瓦倫汀 Valentin. Goodbye.
為什麼不能讓我和你們一起去待幾天? Why can't you take me with you a few days?
我會帶你去的 等到你放假的時候… I will. When it's time for your vacation...
現在就帶我去 Right now.
因為... Because...
因為你不能... Because you can't...
不去上學 You can't miss school.
爸爸說沒關係的 對嗎? Dad says it doesn't matter. Right?
親愛的 我們該走了 Honey, we should leave.
好的 Okay.
如果你跟我走 If you come with me...
你爸爸就只能孤零零的了 這也沒關係嗎? ...you'll leave your dad alone. Doesn't that matter?
爸爸一直和我在一起 Dad will always be with me.
現在我只想要和媽媽在一起久一點 I just want my mommy for a little bit longer.
最後一次廣播: 前往紐約的旅客 Last call for passengers flying to New York.
我們要誤飛機了 We're gonna miss the flight.
乘坐178號航班的旅客 請立刻前往8號門登機 Flight 178, please process immediately to gate number eight.
我保證我很快會再來看你的 I promise I will see you very soon.
你這個騙子! You liar!
什麼? What?
-騙子! 騙子! 騙子! -拜託了 親愛的 別這樣… - Liar! Liar! Liar! - Please, honey, don't...
走開! 滾出我的房間! Go away! Get out of my room!
-冷靜點! -我再也不愛你了 - Calm down! - I don't love you anymore!
別這麼說! Don't say that!
我愛你 你為什麼要生我的氣? I love you. Why are you angry at me?
因為你騙了我! Because you lied to me!
一周後… ONE WEEK LATER...
你媽媽呢? And your mom?
她走了 She's away.
哦 她是不是又去執行什麼重要任務了? Oh, she's probably on a very important mission, right?
她和潛水俠是不是去拯救海嘯的難民啦? Did her and Aquaman go to rescue victims from the last tsunami?
閉嘴! 我恨你! Shut up! I hate you!
啊! 別來煩我! Aah! Leave me alone!
瑪姬 我把你做了什麼都告訴了你爸爸 Maggie, I just told your dad what you did.
你是不是要道歉? Are you gonna say you're sorry?
是瓦倫汀·布拉沃先生嗎? Mr. Valentin Bravo?
是 Yes.
請在這兒簽名 Sign here, please.
謝謝 Thank you.
我承認 我有錯 是我遺棄了我的女兒 I confess, I am guilty. I abandoned my daughter.
但我... But I...
我來到法庭是為了改正我的錯誤 I've come to this court to rectify that mistake.
而且 我... And I...
我想感謝瓦倫汀 儘管他有各種不足 比如 I'd like to thank Valentin because in spite of his many limitations...
在這個國家生活了6年 ...not being able to speak English
還不會說英語 after six years of living in this country...
還被迫接受了這份 ...and being forced to take a job...
-讓他長期處於危險的工作... -反對 法官大人 - that exposes him to reckless... - Objection, Your Honor.
我們並不是在正式審理 律師先生 We're not on trial yet, counselor.
女士 請繼續 Go on, ma'am.
我只是想說 我想感謝瓦倫汀... I was just saying, I wanted to thank Valentin...
儘管他有這麼多缺陷 他一直都... because in spite of his limitations, he's always done...
都在盡他的一切努力給瑪姬最好的生活 He's always done what's best for Maggie.
至少是他認為最好的 At least what he thinks is best.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我明白 我已經做錯了一次 但我... I know. I screwed up once, but I...
我不會重蹈覆轍 I won't do it again.
我不能容忍自己的女兒和這樣一個人一起生活 And I can't allow my daughter to stay with a man...
他居然認為給一個孩子最好的獎勵 ...whose idea of rewarding a child is
是把她從懸崖峭壁上丟下去 to throw her off some rocky cliff.
就這樣 就這樣 That's all. That's all.
我們... I'll, uh...
兩周之後進行正式審理 ...see you all in two weeks for the trial.
茱莉 Julie.
為什麼你要這樣對我 茱莉? Why are you doing this to me, Julie?
不要跟茱莉說話 Don't talk to Julie. This...
我們根本沒有提起過這事啊 This wasn't our agreement.
茱莉 Julie.
瓦倫汀 你得找一份不那麼危險的工作 Valentin, you need to find a low risk job.
數據顯示 According to statistics,
替身演員是所有工作中風險第三高的 being a stuntman is the third most risky job.
前兩個是什麼? What are the first two?
墨西哥城的披薩外送員 Pizza delivery boy in Mexico City...
...還有瓦匠 ...and bricklayer.
瓦倫汀! Valentin!
茱莉! Julie!
-為什麼? 啊? -我們該走了 - Why? Huh? - We should go.
為什麼你要這樣對我? Why are you doing this to me?
正式審理之前我們都不能說話 We're not supposed to speak before the trial.
為什麼你要帶走她? Why would you take her away?
我從來沒有不讓你來看她 I never prevented you from seeing her.
為什麼? Why?
我在跟你說話呢 茱莉! I'm talking to you, Julie!
這孩子不能和一個隨時都有生命危險的人生活在一起 The child shouldn't live with someone who might kill himself any time.
看在上帝份上! 兩周前你走的時候還說: For God's sake! Two weeks ago you left saying:
"再見 假期見" "Bye, see you on vacation."
那時候你還那麼鎮靜 現在你突然又想把她從我身邊奪走了嗎? You were so calm, and now you want to take her from me? Eh?
-到底為什麼? -因為我喜歡上她了! - Why? - Because I fell in love with her!
因為我不想每年只有兩個星期能見到她 Because I'm not willing to see her just two weeks a year.
因為她和我一起生活更加安全 還因為... Because she's safer with me, and because...
她是我的女兒! ...she's my daughter!
你想要和媽媽一起生活嗎? Would you like to live with her?
這是法庭命令 It's a Court order.
是用英文寫的 It's in English.
上面說... It says that...
法庭審理期間 ...during the trial...
我可以每週和瑪姬在一起待3個下午 I have the right to spend 3 afternoons a week with Maggie.
聽媽媽的話 好嗎? 我們晚點再見 Go with Mom, okay? See you in a while.
我好高興你來接我了 媽媽 I'm glad you picked me up, Mom.
-今天過得怎麼樣? -無聊 - How was your day? - Boring.
-你以為能怎麼樣啊? -我在想... - What do you expect? - I was thinking...
我們下午可以去購物 that you and I could go shopping this afternoon.
耶 太棒了 Yeah. Cool.
-我5分鐘後到 -好的 - I'll be there in five. - Okay.
我在... I've...
很多電影裡面出演過 得了許多獎 ...acted in many movies, I've received many awards.
為很多導演工作過 I've worked under many directors.
各種死法都經歷過 I've been killed in so many ways...
但我還... ...but, I have...
-從來沒有演過...一個胚胎? -那麼你到底行還是不行? -never played ...an embryo? - Well, can you or can't you?
我行 Yes, I can.
拿那麼多獎有什麼意義... What's the point of all these awards...
如果你連胚胎這麼簡單的東西都不能演? ...if you can't play something as simple as an embryo?
開始演吧 Come on.
讓我相信你就是一個胚胎! Make me believe you're an embryo!
你一直在發抖 You're shaking too much.
一定是我老了... I must be getting old...
我正在努力演出一個成熟的胚胎 卡隆導演 I'm trying to play a mature embryo, Mr. Cuaron.
我不是卡隆導演 I'm not Mr. Cuaron.
你不是嗎? Aren't you?
這不是在給電影《地心引力》選角嗎? Isn't this the casting for the movie...."Gravity"?
不是 Nope.
我居然在還這兒出洋相! And here I am making a fool of myself!
可惡! Damn!
別慌 Easy.
祝你好運 Break a leg.
下一位 請進 Next, please.
我需要一份風險沒那麼大的工作 I need a low risk job.
我需要一個人在廣告裡演一個胚胎 你有興趣嗎? I need an embryo for a commercial. Are you interested?
不! 我需要一份能夠打動法官的工作 No! I need something to impress the judge.
你真是不可理喻 You're unbelievable.
為什麼不把真相說出來? Why not just tell the truth?
不行 No.
如果你說出來 什麼法官都不能把瑪姬帶走了 No judge would take Maggie away if you told the truth.
不行 不行 我絕對不會說! No, no. Never!
我需要別的工作 不能跟電影沾邊 I need another job. Nothing to do with movies.
一份普通的工作 完全沒有危險 A common job, nothing risky.
-你是弗蘭克先生推薦的? -沒錯 - Recommended by Mr. Frank? - Yes.
哦 太好了! Oh, yes!
我這兒的工作很簡單 The job I offer is very simple.
你要負責溜迭戈和弗裡達 [跟墨西哥著名畫家和她丈夫同名] You have to walk Diego and Frida.
-啊 是你孫子孫女嗎? -不 不是 - Ah. Your grandchildren? - Oh, no.
是兩條狗 兩條吉娃娃 小小的狗 Two dogs. Two Chihuahuas. Little ones.
你還要負責開車送我去銀行 And you have to drive me to the bank...
去商場 幫我做點電工 ...to the mall, fix the electricity...
啊 沒問題 Ah, okay.
這工作很簡單 但真的非常有意思 The job is very simple, but it's really fun.
哦耶! Whoo!
快點下來! 快下來! Get him off me! Get him off me!
快從我身上下來! Get him off me!
嗷嗚! 不能咬那裡! Ouch! Not there!
快點從我身上下來! Get him off me!
弗裡達! Frida!
迭戈! Diego!
瓦倫提諾! Valentino!
你看上去真美 You look so beautiful.
-我很喜歡這條 -你也喜歡? 我也很喜歡 - I love it. - You do too? I love it too.
你覺得把頭髮弄成這樣好不好看? What do you think of your hair like that?
夫人? Ma'am?
夫人! 夫人! Ma'am! Ma'am!
夫人! 快停下! 夫人! Ma'am! Stop! Ma'am!
夫人 拜託了! Ma'am, please!
瓦倫提諾 現在都五點了 Valentino, it's 5 pm...
你居然還在睡午覺? ...and you're taking a nap?
-再見 親愛的 -再見 - Bye, darling. - Bye.
-愛你 -我也愛你 - Love you - I love you.
我該說什麼 弗蘭克? What will I say, Frank?
我說不好話 I'm terrible at speaking.
拜託了 瓦倫汀 把真相說出來 Please, Valentin, tell the truth.
-不行 -真相能說服他們 - No. - That will convince them.
不行! 不能說那個 得說點別的 No! Not that. Something else.
弗蘭克·瑞恩先生? Mr. Frank Ryan?
好吧 隨便你說什麼 但要讓他們信服! Okay, say whatever you want, but convince them!
別擔心 Don't worry.
我那時就站在露台上 And so I'm standing on the terrace...
在打電話 ...and I'm on the telephone.
接下來... And the next thing I know...
瓦倫汀就從10層高的樓上跳下去 ...Valentin jumps off from the 10th floor.
他毫無防護措施地從10樓跳了下去 Ten floors without any protection...
都是為了救瑪姬 ...just to save Maggie.
有多少家長能為自己的孩子做到這樣呢? How many parents do you know would have done that for their kids?
那麼 又有多少家長 Yeah, well, how many parents do you know...
會把一個10個月大的嬰兒留在游泳池邊 ...that have left a 10-month-old baby at the edge of a pool...
單獨留在那兒? ...alone?
他是個超好的父親 He's an amazing dad.
看看他的公寓 簡直就像個玩具商店 I mean, his apartment, it looks like it's a toy store.
他總是給瑪姬吃她喜歡的食物 And he always feeds her her favorite meals...
像是麥片 披薩 還有其他的 簡直... ...you know, Cheerios, pizza, whatever, it's...
他還認識幾乎所有的名人 And he knows absolutely every celebrity.
我說 這應該是好事 對吧? I mean, that's gotta be good, right?
哦 更別說布拉沃先生還是個超棒的"水管工"呢 Oh, not to mention, Mr. Bravo, he's also an amazing plumber.
布拉沃先生把愛孩子和嬌慣孩子混為一談 Mr. Bravo confuses loving a child with spoiling a child.
儘管瑪姬在學校成績很好 And though Maggie does get good grades in school...
她卻經常缺課 ...she skips class constantly...
而且把自己封閉在遠離現實的幻想世界裡 ...and leads a fantasy life that is far removed from facing reality.
這些 That
對孩子來說非常不好 That can't be good for a child.
在我看來 他是個非常好的人 Well, from what I've seen, he's a real good guy.
那個小女孩和他生活在一起也真的很快樂 And that girl, she's always real happy to be with him.
但他還欠著我的電梯維修費 But he still hasn't paid his elevator maintenance fee.
他明明在好萊塢工作 He works in Hollywood...
整天和大明星打交道 ...with all the big stars...
他居然就認為自己可以不付電梯維修費 ...and then he thinks he don't have to pay his elevator maintenance fee.
笨手笨腳的 太笨了 Clumsy. Very clumsy.
人很不錯... Nice guy...
但實在是又懶又笨 ...but lazy and clumsy.
茱莉是我見過的最勇敢的人 Julie is the bravest human being I've ever met.
她戒了癮 She overcame her addictions...
並努力成為了曼哈頓一家最有名望的律所裡 in order to become one of the most promising lawyers...
最有前途的律師之一 ...at one of Manhattan's most prestigious firms.
現在她又鼓起勇氣承認自己的錯誤 Now she's had the courage to admit her mistake...
來到這裡為了她的女兒而戰 ...and has come to fight for her daughter.
在我看來 她成為了一個非凡的女性 And that to me, makes her a remarkable woman.
他是一個很有責任感的人 He's a very responsible guy.
我認識瓦倫汀這麼多年 In all the years I've known Valentin...
在我們出去騎摩托車的時候 ...he's never forgotten to put a helmet on Maggie...
他從來都不會忘記給瑪姬戴上頭盔 ...when we go out and ride our motorcycles.
哦! Oh!
真的嗎? Really?
我甚至都辭掉了我唯一能做的工作 I even quit my job, the only thing I know how to do...
因為我愛我的女兒 ...because I love my daughter.
我...我不知道自己是不是一個好父親 但是 And...I don't know if I am a good father, but...
但當她和我在一起的時候 她是那麼快樂 ...when she's with me, she's so happy.
告訴他們真相 Tell them the truth.
我想想還有什麼? Uh, what else?
有時候... Sometimes...
我們兩個人一起坐在看海 ...we sit next to each other, watching the sea, and...
在夕陽西下時 ...when...the sun goes down...
的海灘山 ...at the beach...
我感受她身體在我旁邊顫動 I feel her body shake...next to me.
是她的脈搏 It's... her pulse...
她的臉龐 ..it's her face...
她的頭髮 ...it's her hair...
和她的吻... ...it's her kisses...
這不是一首墨西哥歌的詞嗎? Weren't those the lyrics to a Mexican song?
我開始顫抖 I start to shake.
你在搞什麼鬼? What the fuck?
不管怎麼說... Anyway...
法官大人 ...your Honor...
我覺得不應該把一個小女孩交給她的父親 I don't think you should give a little girl a father...
讓他們產生感情 let her get attached to him...
而只是因為孩子的媽媽 想要回孩子 and then take him away from her, just because the mom...
就強迫父親和孩子分離 ...thought it over and wants her back.
就這樣 法官大人 That's all, your Honor.
她應該和母親一起生活 She needs to be with her mother.
做出這個最終裁決的過程非常艱難 It has been very hard to come to a final decision...
因為我必須始終考慮到什麼樣的決定對孩子最好 ...always bearing in mind the best interest of the child.
我最後決定這個小姑娘應該和 But I've decided that the girl should live with...
她唯一瞭解的親人一起生活 With the only parent she really knows.
這個人願意為她 The one who was proven willing to
從最高的樓層縱身而下 jump from the tallest building for her...
也是為了她 這個人願意再也不從最高的樓頂往下跳 and also willing to stop jumping from the tallest building for her.
布拉沃先生 Mr. Bravo...
你贏得了瑪姬的完整監護權 ...you've earned full custody of Maggie...
但你必須滿足以下的條件: as long as you abide by the following conditions:
你必須停止特技替身演員的工作 You must relinquish your professional activities as a stuntman...
-你必須學習說英語 -好的 好的 - you must learn to speak English...- Yes. Yes.
並完全掌握這門語言 ...with full command of the language.
孩子的母親可以在法律允許的範圍內 The mother should be able to visit her in accordance...
進行探視 ...to the term stated by the law.
最後 孩子應該按時去學校上課 And lastly, the child should attend school on a regular basis.
就這麼多 That's all.
盡量少花點時間去倒騰鄰居的水管吧 Try spending less time fiddling with your neighbor's pipes.
我打賭那孩子可能都不是他的 I bet the kid isn't even his.
快點 爸爸 你得學英語! Come on Dad, you have to learn English!
你快把手上的東西放下 我來考你 You have to put things away and I'll ask you.
好吧 Okay.
讓我看看 Let's see...
這是什麼? What is this?
"不知道" "No se"
哦 爸爸 這很簡單的 Oh, Dad. It's so easy.
這是什麼? What is this?
"不知道" "No se".
拜託 想想啊 Come on, think.
就是"不知道"啊! No se!
你看...這兒寫了"不知道" 不是嗎? Look... it says "NOSE". Hm?
-瑪姬! -嗯哼? - Maggie! - Mm-hm?
-"請進"英語怎麼說? -"葡萄乾"? - How do you say "pasa" in English? - "Pasa"?
葡萄乾 [pasa在西語裡也有"葡萄乾"的意思] Raisin.
你好 葡萄乾 葡萄乾 Hi. Raisin. Raisin.
-瓦倫汀 -出什麼事了? - Valentin. - What's wrong?
茱莉她... Julie...
申請了親子鑒定 ...asked for a paternity test.
結果在這裡 Here it is.
我很遺憾 布拉沃先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Bravo.
你準備好了嗎 瑪姬? You ready, Maggie?
給你 爸爸 這樣你就不會忘了我了 Here, Dad. So you'll remember me.
你要不要先去付下出租車錢? Don't you wanna go pay the cab?
我在樓下等你 好嗎? I'll wait for you downstairs, okay?
我不想走! I don't wanna go!
我想一輩子和你生活在一起! I wanna live with you all my life!
我們要誤飛機了 We're gonna miss our flight.
瓦倫汀 快開門! Valentin, open the door!
瓦倫汀 我們要誤飛機了! Valentin, we're going to miss the flight!
快開門! Open the door!
-瓦倫汀! -開門! - Valentin! - Open the door!
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
瑪姬 Maggie.
該死的 Damn it.
瓦倫汀剛剛和孩子一起翻窗跑了 Valentin just went out the window with the kid.
你為什麼不叫他付了電梯維修費 Why didn't you tell him to pay his elevator maintenance fee...
去搭那該死的電梯... ..use the damn elevator...
別用他那雙都是泥的鞋子弄髒我的牆? and stop dirtying up my walls with his filthy feet?
現在你和我一起回墨西哥 Now, coming back to Mexico with me...
並不是說你就不愛你媽媽 doesn't mean you don't love your mom.
你還是當我的老鄉比較好 But it's best for you to be my paisana.
你想 你要是待在美國 Look, if you stay in the US...
只是因為你長著美國人的臉 just because you're gringa...
那一百多萬墨西哥人民都要恨死你了 over 100 million Mexicans will resent you.
不光是墨西哥 整個拉美都會恨你! Not only Mexicans, all Latin America will hate you!
更別說終結者可能有一天會成為我們的總統呢 Not to mention that Terminator might be your president one day.
還有在墨西哥 那些又矮又黑的姑娘一定會嫉妒死你的 Besides, in Mexico you'll be the envy of many dark-skinned, short girls...
因為你有一頭金髮和藍色的眼睛 ...because you're blonde and have blue eyes...
你也有可能長得高挑 有一雙美腿 And you'll probably be tall and leggy...
進來 我載你們一程 Get in. I'll give you a ride.
我叫蘿拉 My name is Lola.
我們先說說清楚 Let me get this straight.
他到底是不是這孩子的父親? Is he or isn't he the kid's father?
他不是她的父親 He's not her father.
我是說 他確實是 但法律上來說 他... I mean, well, he is. But legally he's...
他不是她的合法親生父親 He's not her legal biological father.
-女士 女士 -聽著 我只是在說他... - Ma'am. Ma'am. - Listen, I'm just saying he's...
你得明白 我們不能就這樣隨便越境到墨西哥去 You must understand. We can't just break into Mexico like that.
-為什麼不行? -因為... - Why not? - There is...
我們做事是有時間限制的 必須要有合理的依據 There is a time frame, we need reasonable ground.
-相信我 我知道他在那兒 -我很抱歉 韋斯頓女士 - Believe me, I know he is there. - I'm sorry, Mrs. Weston...
但現在我們什麼都做不了 ...but there's nothing we can do at this time.
這簡直太荒謬... This is ridicu...
聽著 我們可以同時警戒機場和邊防 Look, in the meantime, we can alert airports and borders...
這樣他們也可以留心 -你在開玩笑嗎? ...so they can keep an eye out. - Are you kidding me?
還有 你難道覺得他會蠢到 Besides, do you think he would be foolish enough...
躲在人們會第一個找去的地方嗎? to hide in the first place people would look for him?
這怎麼會這樣? What's this?
我得把有些粘起來 省得它們又塌了... I had to glue some, because they kept falling down...
這不算作弊! It's not cheating!
瓦倫汀! Valentin!
-哦! 見到你太好了! -寶貝 這是茱迪斯 - Oh! It's so good to see you! - This is Judeisi, baby.
你真可愛 你好嗎? You're so cute! How are you?
那個嬰兒呢? 她在哪兒? And the baby? Where is it?
你把她丟在哪兒了? Where did you leave it?
來點蔬菜吧 親愛的 Have some vegetables, honey.
-阿茲特克人? 電影裡的那個? -嗯哼 - Aztec Man? The one in the movie? -Mm-hm.
-啊 你才不可能是那個阿茲特克人呢! -他就是! - Ah, you're not the Aztec Man! - He is.
你爸爸是個膽小鬼! Your father's a wuss!
就是 就是 Yes, yes.
他連換個燈泡都不敢 因為他怕高 He wouldn't change a light bulb because he was afraid of heights.
-那不是真的 對吧 爸爸? -是啊 是啊 - That's not true, is it, Dad? - Yes, yes.
是真的 親愛的 It's true, honey.
但你爺爺教我不要害怕任何東西 But your grandpa taught me not to be scared of anything.
-我爺爺強尼·布拉沃? -嗯 - My grandpa Johnny Bravo? - Mm.
我們什麼時候能見見他? When are we going to meet him?
你沒聽說嗎? Didn't you hear?
聽說什麼? Hear what?
那個 他... Well, that he...
他不住在以前那個地方了 He doesn't live where he used to...
他已經不住在這裡 我是說 他已經離開這個世界 Here on Earth. I mean, he left this world.
他已經去世了 He's gone from this life.
他已經去到了上帝身邊 我希望他在天堂 He went with God. I hope he's in Heaven.
我們還能怎麼辦呢? What can we do?
他已經走了 He's gone.
去了來生 永遠離開這裡了 To the afterlife, because he's not here anymore.
他已經永遠離開這裡了 He's not here anymore.
他已經去天堂和上帝在一起了 對嗎? He's with God, right?
他會獲得永生 To live for all eternity.
永遠活下去 Forever.
他已經走了 走了 He's gone, gone.
到了大限之日 我們就會離開 When we're gone, we're gone.
如果你死了 就再也回不來了 If you're dead, you never come back.
再也回不來 你只能活一次 Never again. You only live once.
再也回不來了 You can't come back.
胡安·"強尼"·布拉沃 最勇敢 最優秀的人... JUAN "JOHNNY" BRAVO THE BRAVEST, THE BEST...
我長得挺像他的 對嗎? I look like him, don't I?
當然了 寶貝 你長得跟他一模一樣 You do, baby. You look exactly like him.
為什麼他從不來看我們也不打電話? Why didn't he ever visit us or call?
從我很小的時候我們之間就有隔閡 We grew apart when I was very young and...
我一直不能理解他培養我的方式 I never understood his way of raising me.
我覺得他討厭我 I thought he hated me.
在你出生之後我才開始懂得 I started to understand him after you were born.
那你為什麼從來不給他打電話? Why didn't you ever call him?
我還在記恨他呢 I was holding a grudge.
我一直想等我們來阿卡普爾科的時候就去找她 可是... I meant to look him up if we ever came to Acapulco, but...
我想謝謝他 I wanted to thank him.
給他一個擁抱 Give him a hug.
然和帶他和我們一起去跳水! And take him diving with us!
你能讓我從拉克布拉達懸崖跳水的夢想實現嗎? Will you make my dream of jumping from La Quebrada come true?
-就在那兒 -弗蘭克 拜託了 - Right there. - Frank, please.
瑪姬是我的女兒 不是瓦倫汀的 Maggie is my daughter, not Valentin's.
我知道... And I know...
-你一定知道他們藏在哪裡 -我一點都不知道 - I know you know where they're hiding. - I haven't the faintest idea.
聽著 就算是幫你的朋友一個忙 告訴他 Look, um, do your friend a favor and tell him...
如果他主動回來 我們就不起訴 Tell him if he comes back voluntarily, we won't press charges.
我不知道他們在哪裡 I don't know where they are.
我覺得瓦倫汀根本不明白事情的嚴重性 I don't think Valentin understands the seriousness of the situation.
他綁架了一個美國小孩 He has kidnapped an American child...
更糟糕的是 她根本不是他的女兒 ...and to make matters worse, she's not even his daughter.
如果你真的是瓦倫汀的朋友 If you really consider yourself Valentin's friend,
就告訴我他們在哪裡 you'll tell me where they are.
我沒法告訴你他們在哪兒因為我不知道 I can't tell you where they are because I don't know.
而且就算我知道 我也不會告訴你 And even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
什麼...? 你覺得我們是傻子嗎? What...? Do you think we're stupid or what?
你在給他打掩護 你知不知道我們可以告你 You're covering his back. Do you know we can have you charged...
是綁架美國公民的從犯? as an accomplice in the kidnapping of an American citizen?
我在跟你說話呢! I'm talking to you!
好了 就這樣吧 我試過文明的辦法了 Okay, that's it. I tried to be civilized.
但如果你想要這樣 But if this is the way you want it,
你就等著吃不了兜著走吧 you're gonna have to face the consequences.
-你和那個愚蠢的 不負責任的... -瑞妮 瑞妮 - You and that stupid, irresponsible... - Renee. Renee.
好吧 好吧 你想要真相? 我就告訴你真相 Okay, okay, you want the truth? I'll give you the truth.
你嘴裡那個"愚蠢的 不負責任"的人 That stupid, irresponsible man, as you call him...
過去四年裡 每一天早上醒來 has woken up every morning for the past four years
都擔心這一天是 fearing that that day might be the last day
他和女兒共度的最後一天 he ever gets to see his daughter.
在一生當中 有很多打擊... In life, there are blows...
都比在6歲時被扔下拉克布拉達懸崖更難承受 harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
現在我知道我爸爸只是想要 Now I know all my Dad wanted...
讓我做好準備 ...was to make me ready.
這就是他說他愛我的方式 It was his way of telling me that he loved me.
幫助我為面對人生做好準備 Of preparing me to face life.
儘管 我的恐懼並沒有完全離開我 And, though my fears have not left me altogether
我已經能夠和那隻狼和平相處了 ...the wolf and I have made peace.
在我和瑪姬共同生活的時間裡 It's just that during the time Maggie and I were together
我們共同一點點理解了恐懼 ...we learned a thing or two about fear...
也慢慢理解了人生 ...and about life.
我們知道了7年可以像70年 We learned that 7 years can count as much as 70...
甚至700年一樣充實 ...or as 700.
那用來付出租車錢的10美元 And that 10 dollars for a cab...
也許是對你人生最好的投資 may end up being the best investment of your life.
看著她... Watching her...
比看任何日落都美好千百倍 ...was way better than watching the sunset.
我看著她四處奔跑 想著 I saw her run and wondered...
她那細細的腿不知道什麼時候就會折斷 ...when those skinny legs of hers would break.
好景不長 It didn't last long...
但沒關係 ...but that doesn't matter.
一切都值得 It was worth it.
有時候生活會用一件意想不到的事 Sometimes life surprises you and...
讓你驚訝 讓你受傷 hits you with one of those bombshells.
只是心臟上的...一點點小缺陷 A little flaw... there... in the heart.
後來醫生說 And then the doctor explains...
這種病沒有什麼原因 ...that there is no explanation.
他說有一天 就像蝴蝶破繭而出 He says one day, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon
這個小小的缺陷也會成長 擴大 ...that little flaw will grow and develop...
讓你陷入昏迷 ...leaving you in a coma.
或者你就會長睡不醒 Or it will just put you to sleep forever.
醫生的預測最終成真了 The doctor's prognosis finally came true.
實現了夢想的兩周之後 瑪姬就離開了人世 Maggie was gone, 2 weeks after fulfilling her dream...
不 我親愛的... No, my love...
不 我親愛的! ...no, my love...!
一年後 ONE YEAR LATER
在一生當中 有很多打擊... In life, there are blows...
都比在6歲時被扔下拉克布拉達懸崖更難承受 harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
我會一直珍藏著 I'll always carry with me...
我一生最愛的兩個人的記憶 ...the memory of the two great loves of my life.
他們一個 The first one...
教會了我要時刻準備好面對人生 ...taught me to be ready to face life.
另一個 And the second one...
教會了我怎樣面對 ...taught me to face life...
人生的無常 ...without being ready.
我知道瑪姬現在很幸福 I know that Maggie is happy now...
她從一片雲彩上輕輕一躍 ...jumping from some cloud...
就到了爺爺的懷裡 ...into her grandfather's arms.
而他們在天堂之中 And from there...
還繼續教會我如何面對 ...the two of them continue teaching me how to face life
沒有他們的生活 ...without them.
正片結束 後有彩蛋 謝謝觀看
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沒錯 你爸爸是去世了 他離開了 他... Yes, your Dad is gone now. He's gone, he...
他已經離開了 你明白嗎? He's gone now, you know?
他... 先走了... 先去了一個更好的世界 He... he went on ahead... to a better life.
他現在過得好多了 He's much better.
他先...他...他...先走了一步 He wen... he... he wen... went first.
他繼續向前走了 He went on ahead.
他翹辮子了 He kicked the bucket.
他掛了 他已經去世了 他去了更好的世界 He kicked... He passed away. He's better now...
他已經...已經...在天...天堂了 對嗎? He's in... in... heav... heaven, right?
和天使 和上帝在一起 With the angels, with God...
過著無憂無慮的日子 With a... with a heavenly life.
比在這裡的時候好多了 He's bett... better off than here.
他...他...他已經感覺不到任何痛苦 He... he... feels no... no pain.
在這兒的時候 他總是抱怨腳疼 Here, he was always going on about how his feet hurt.
手疼 My hand hurts.
鼻 鼻子也疼 My nose... my nose hu... hurts.
嘴巴疼 頭也疼 My mouth hurts. My head hurts.
他全...全...全身都疼 He hurt all... all... all over.
他在那邊會過得更好... He will be better off there...
和上帝 和天使 過得開開心心 ..with God, with the angels, in a heavenly life.
再也不會有人世間的痛苦 Where there's no pain like in this world.
這裡 地上有塵土 我們腳踏著塵土 Here, we even have dirt, we tread on it.
那裡 我們腳踏的會是榮耀 There, we'll be treading Glory.
在那裡...比在這裡好多了 It's better there... Better than being here.
沒有了塵世的喧囂 只有天國的美好 Not in earthly life, but in a heavenly one.
生活在人世間很不一樣 It's very different being here than there...
跟和上帝 天使一起生活完全不同 ...with God, with the angels.
他在那兒會更...更好... He'll be bett... better off there.
那裡也有...也有海... There's a sea... a sea there, too...
有海和其他的一切 A sea and everything.
*當我來到阿卡普爾科 我的煩惱全都煙消雲散* *When I go to Acapulco, my problems soon disappear.*
*哦 哦 哦* *Oh, oh, oh.*
*在來這裡的公共汽車上 有個美麗的姑娘* *On the bus coming here, there was a beautiful girl.*
*啊 啊 啊* *Ah, ah, ah.*
*我對她說: 寶貝 我們下車吧!* *And I told her "Baby, let's get down!"*
*阿卡普爾科 阿卡普爾科 阿卡普爾科是我的愛* *Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.*
*海灘和馬路上 到處是美女和酒店* *The beaches, the roads, the women and the hotels*
*甩出我的繩環 套回幾個美女* *Throw my ropes and catch the women*
*阿卡普爾科 阿卡普爾科 阿卡普爾科是我的愛* *Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.*
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