很久以前 世界充滿了奇跡 Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
充滿冒險... It was adventurous...
令人興奮... exciting...
而最棒的是... and best of all...
還有魔法 there was magic.
布巴斯蒂亞 Boombastia!
並且是可以助人的魔法 And that magic helped all in need.
地獄之火 Flame Infernar!
高能閃電 Voltar Thundasir!
但想成為大師就有點難了 But it wasn't easy to master.
於是大家找到了一種更簡單的生存方式. And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
我叫它燈泡. I call it the light bulb.
太方便了 'Tis so easy.
隨著時間的推移... Over time...
魔法消失了 Magic faded away.
但我希望... But I hope...
你可以留存一點魔法 There's a little magic left in you.
好的 All right.
我們現在操練"戰士Z90"課程 We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit.
讓我聽到你說 "我是一個強大的戰士" Let me hear you say, "I'm a mighty warrior."
我是個強大的戰士. I'm a mighty warrior.
早上好 媽媽 Morning, Mom.
哦 布萊齊 趴下 Oh! Blazey, down!
惡龍 回你的老巢 Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
生日快樂 大人先生 Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.
不 媽媽 No, Mom.
嘿 夥計 別擦掉我的吻 Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off my kisses.
什麼 What?
你穿著你爸爸的運動衫 You're wearing your dad's sweatshirt.
哦 你看 終於合身了 Oh. You know. Finally fits.
噢 我的小胖墩都長大了 Aw, my little chubby cheeks is all grown up!
好的 好的 媽媽 我得在上學前吃好飯 Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat something before school.
啊 我們食物不多了 Ah, we don't have much food.
我得去趟超市 I still have to go to the grocery store.
啊 別碰 先生 Ah, hands off, mister.
那些是給今晚的派對準備的 Those are for your party tonight.
不是派對 媽媽 只有我們兩個 It's not a party, Mom. It's just us.
你可以邀請科學課上的同學 You could invite those kids from your science class.
你說他們看起來相當搖滾 You said they seem pretty rockin'.
我很確定 我沒那麼說 I'm, uh, pretty sure I didn't say it like that.
而且 我都不認識他們 And besides, I don't even know them.
好吧 不過生日那天你可以嘗試些新玩意 Well, your birthday's a day to try new things.
做新的你 Be the new you.
說到嘗試新玩意 Speaking of trying new things,
你駕考報名了嗎 did you sign up for driving practice?
沒 沒有 No! No.
我知道你有點害怕開車 親愛的 但是... I know you're a little scared to drive, sweetie pie, but...
我不害怕 媽媽 我要把Barley的遊戲清理走 I'm not scared, Mom. I'm gonna move Barley's game.
好吧 但你知道當有人碰那塊木板時他會怎麼做嗎 Okay, but you know how he gets when someone touches that board.
好吧 他得學著怎麼收拾他的玩具 Well, he's gotta learn how to clean up his toys.
住手 Halt!
我弟弟敢搗毀我精彩的遊戲 Doth my brother dare disrupt an active campaign?
哦 得了吧 Oh, come on!
你知道 伊恩 You know, Ian,
在古代 一個16歲的男孩 in the days of old, a boy of 16
會在絕望的沼澤中接受力量考驗 would have his strength tested in the Swamps of Despair.
我不要測試 讓我走吧 I'm not testing anything. Just let me go.
放他走吧 Let him go.
好的 Okay.
但我知道你比那更強 But I know you're stronger than that.
你體內有一個強大的戰士 There's a mighty warrior inside of you.
你必須釋放出來 You just have to let him out.
對吧 媽媽 Right, Mom?
哦 不錯哦 Oh, that's good.
Barley 你很臭 Barley! You stink!
你上次洗澡是什麼時候 When was the last time you showered?
如果你再努力一點 你很可能 If you tried a little harder, you actually could
就可以擺脫這一切 probably wiggle out of this.
看到了吧 媽媽知道怎麼釋放出她內心的戰士 See? Mom knows how to let out her inner warrior.
謝謝 Thank you.
現在 把垃圾丟掉 Now, take out the trash.
時刻注意一隻逃跑的獅鷲 Stay on the lookout for a runaway griffin.
啊 野馬警官 Ah, Officer Bronco.
Barley Barley Barley. Barley, Barley, Barley.
每當這座城市試圖拆毀一塊舊瓦礫時 Every time the city tries to tear down an old piece of rubble,
我就得拖著我的屁股在這裏問候你 I gotta drag my rear end out here and deal with you.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what you're talking about.
哦 真的嗎 Oh, really?
我不會讓你拆掉這個噴泉 I will not let you tear down this fountain.
遠古勇士在執行偉大任務時喝的水 Ancient warriors on grand quests drank from its flowing water.
Barley Barley.
他們在摧毀小鎮的過去 They're destroying the town's past.
啊 好吧 進來吧 Ugh. Well, come on in.
休息一下 Rest your haunches for a minute.
謝謝你親愛的 Thank you, hon.
啊 Ugh.
嘿 你好 小壽星 Hey there, birthday boy.
所以 你努力工作或者幾乎不工作 So, ya workin' hard or hardly workin'?
我只是 你知道 做點吐司 I'm just, you know, making toast.
我是認真的 Barley I'm serious, Barley,
你需要開始少談過去 you need to start thinking less about the past
更多的關注你的未來 and more about your future.
啊 她是對的 Ah, she's right.
你不能整天玩你的棋盤遊戲 You can't spend all day playing your board game.
不只是一個棋盤遊戲 Quests of Yore isn't just a board game.
這是一個基於歷史的角色扮演遊戲 It's a historically-based role-playing scenario.
你知道嗎 在過去 Did you know, in the old days,
半人馬跑步速度可以達到時速70英里 centaurs could run 70 miles an hour?
我有一輛車 不需要跑 I own a vehicle. Don't need to run.
嗯 伊恩 你絕對可以 Well, Ian, you could definitely
從學到很多 learn a lot from Quests of Yore.
- 你想玩嗎 - 我不知道 - You wanna play? - I don't.
你可以是狡猾的流氓或者... You could be a crafty rogue or...
噢 我知道了 你可以成為一個巫師 Ooh! I know! You can be a wizard.
我要對你施個咒語 I shall cast a spell on thee!
嘿 小心爸爸的運動衫 Hey! Careful of Dad's sweatshirt!
我都不記得爸爸穿過那件運動衫 I don't even remember Dad wearing that sweatshirt.
好吧 你只剩下兩個關於他的記憶 Well, you do only have, like, two memories of him.
不 我有三個 No, I've got three.
我記得他的鬍子很癢 I remember his beard was scratchy,
他笑得很傻 我以前經常玩 he had a goofy laugh, and I used to play
- 他腳上的鼓 - 他腳上的鼓 對的 - drums on his feet. - Drums on his feet. Right.
我以前去過... I used to go...
- 哇 - 五秒規則 哈 - Whoa! - Five-second rule. Hah!
沒關係 拉一下就好 It's okay. You just got to pull it.
不 No!
Barley Barley!
呃 你知道... Uh, you know...
我去拿點上學路上的食物來 I'm just gonna get some food on the way to school.
我今晚晚些時候再縫 好嗎 I'll sew that later tonight, okay?
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
根據過去的法律 我今天必須稱你為男人 By the laws of yore, I must dub thee a man today.
請跪下 Kneel before me.
哦 那還好.我得走了 Oh! That's okay. I gotta get going.
好吧 嗯 我待會兒來接你 All right, well, I'll pick you up later.
我們將在學校舉行儀式 We'll perform the ceremony at school.
哦 不 不 不 Oh! No, no, no, no.
不要那樣做 不要那樣做 好的 再見 Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, bye!
嘿 Hey!
加油 格裏芬 Go Griffins!
什麼 What?
你去威洛代爾學院 You go to Willowdale College?
哦 不 這是我爸爸的 Oh, no. This was my dad's.
萊特富特 威爾登·萊特富特 Lightfoot? Wilden Lightfoot?
是啊 Yeah.
太巧了 我和他一起上的大學 You're kidding. I went to college with him.
- 真的嗎 - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
天啊 聽到他去世的消息我很難過 Boy, I was so sorry to hear that he passed away.
是啊 謝謝 Yeah. Thanks.
你知道嗎 你爸爸一個很棒的傢伙 非常的自信 You know, your dad was a great guy. So confident.
當他走進一個房間時 就是人們的焦點 When he came into a room, people noticed.
他每天都穿著最醜的紫色襪子 The man wore the ugliest purple socks every single day.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
嘿 那是因為我們要求穿的 Hey, that's exactly what we asked.
但他很勇敢 But he was just bold.
我一直希望我也有一點 I always wished I had a little bit of that in me.
是啊 哇 我從沒聽說過關於他以前的任何事 Yeah. Wow. I've never heard any of this about him before.
- 你還記得什麼 - 爸爸 - What else do you remember? - Dad!
哦 對不起 得帶這傢伙去上學了 Oh, sorry. Gotta get this guy off to school.
嘿 見到你很高興 Hey, it was nice meeting you.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. You, too.
哼 Huh.
勇敢 Bold.
好了同學們 坐好 我們要開始了 Okay, class. Sit down. We're starting roll.
嘿 呃 戈爾加蒙 嗯... Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um...
你介意把你的腳從我的椅子上移開嗎 Would you mind not putting your feet on my chair today?
抱歉 夥計 Sorry, dude.
我的腳必須要抬高 Got to keep them elevated.
促進血液流到我的大腦 Gets the blood flowing to my brain.
你這樣有點讓我很難適應 It just makes it a little hard for me to fit in there.
這麼說吧 如果我沒有良好的血液循環 Well, if I don't have good blood flow,
我就不能集中精神在我的功課上 I can't concentrate on my schoolwork.
你不想讓我在學校功課不行吧 是嗎 You don't want me to do bad in school, do you?
呃... Uh...
不 No.
謝了兄弟 Thanks, bro.
第一次路試 First road test.
有志願者嗎 Any volunteers?
靠左邊開 A left here.
現在 走這條匝道上高速公路 Now, take this on-ramp for the freeway.
好吧 是的 我 呃 準備就緒了 Okay, yeah. I'm, uh, super ready for that.
呃... Uh...
好又快 It's nice and fast.
只需併入車流 Just merge into traffic.
是啊 隨時都可以 Yep. Just any minute.
- 併入車流 - 呃... - Merge into traffic. - Uh...
併入車流 Merge into traffic!
我還沒準備好 I'm not ready!
靠邊停車 Pull over.
好吧 那麼 這個週末我們做點什麼 All right. So, what should we do this weekend?
到涼快一點的城鎮 Move to a cooler town?
哦 嘿 怎麼了 夥計們 嗯... Oh, hey. What up, dudes? Um...
我...呃...今晚有個派對 I'm...uh...having a party tonight,
我在想你們要不要過來吃點蛋糕 and I was wondering if you wanted to come over and get down on some cake.
那不是人說的話 That's not something anyone says.
好吧 別說「哥們」「夥計們」 Okay, don't say "dudes." "Gang"?
好啊 夥計們 What's up, gang?
嘿 好啊 夥計們 Hey. What's up, gang?
哦 嘿 呃 伊恩 對吧 Oh, hey. Uh, Ian, right?
哦 你竟然認識我... Oh! I didn't know you knew my...
不管怎樣... Anyway...
呃 如果你喜歡派對 我... uh, if you like parties, then I'm...
我要開個派對... I was gonna do a party...
- 什麼 - 我想說的是 - What? - What I was trying to say is
如果你們今晚沒什麼事... if you're not doing anything tonight...
但我相信你可能今晚要做些什麼... but I'm sure you probably are doing something tonight...
你喜歡蛋糕嗎 就像我喜歡蛋糕 and you like cake like I like cake,
我家裏有個蛋糕 I've got a cake at my house.
你在邀請我們去你家參加派對 Are you inviting us to a party?
對頭 That's the one.
哦 我們今晚還沒有計劃 Oh. Yeah, we don't have any plans.
- 是啊 好吧 - 完全沒有 - Yeah, okay. - Totally.
真的 Really?
我想我們可以坐巴士去我家 I guess we can just take the bus over to my house.
哦 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
哈哈 那是我家的小壽星嗎 Ha-ha! Is that the birthday boy I see?
看 你的戰車在此接駕 Behold! Your chariot awaits!
你認識那個人嗎 Do you know that guy?
- 呃... - 萊特富特的伊恩多爾爵士 - Uh... - Sir Iandore of Lightfoot.
看起來他是和你說話 Seems like he's talking to you.
嘿 伊恩 Hey, Ian!
嘿 Barley Hey, Barley.
呃 我們打算坐巴士 Yeah, we were actually gonna take the bus.
巴士 不 The bus? Nay!
我會給你還有你的同伴一趟Guinevere之旅 I will give you and your companions transport upon Guinevere.
嗯 誰是Guinevere Um, who's Guinevere?
我偉大的戰馬 My mighty steed.
哦 太尷尬了 Oh. That's embarrassing.
沒關係 小美人 馬上就接回去 That's okay, girl. Patch you back up.
他只是在開玩笑 He's just joking around.
你臉上有東西 You've got something on your face.
哦 不 你...只是...等等 不 這...不... Oh, no. You... just... Wait, no. It's... No...
哦 呃... Oh! Uh...
你知道麼 我剛想起來 You know what? I just remembered
我的生日 呃 取消了 that my birthday is, uh, canceled.
- 什麼 - 我是說 派對 - What? - I mean, the party.
呃 從來沒有真的發生 Uh, it was never actually happening.
這只是巨大的誤會 It was just this huge misunderstanding.
所以 我得走了 So, I got to go.
好的 再見 Okay. Bye!
噢 哎呀 抱歉 我先整理下 Ooh. Whoops! Sorry. Let me just file those.
嘿 那些孩子畫你臉上 Hey, did those kids write on your face?
來吧 我幫你擦掉 Here. I'll get it.
拜託直接回家好嗎 Can we please just go home?
好吧 好吧 稍後我們就舉行你的生日儀式 Okay, well, we'll perform your birthday ceremony later.
然後 你就準備好迎接成年的挑戰了 Then you'll be ready for adulthood and its gauntlet of challenges.
你知道嗎 在古代 You know, in ancient times,
你可以許個偉大的願望來慶祝你的生日 you celebrated your day of birth with a solemn quest.
當然 與過去的挑戰相比 這些根本算不上什麼 Of course, those were nothing compared to the challenges of the old days.
媽媽 Mom?
威爾 你究竟能不能把那東西修好 Will, you're not gonna get that thing working.
我想我明白了 I think I've got it.
我會在這裏看著它爆炸的 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
喂 你好 Hello? Hello?
我賭你修不好 I'll bet good money you can't get it to work.
哦 是這樣嗎 Oh, is that right?
是的 Yep.
但你做得很好 But you're doing a good job of
讓人覺得你知道你在做什麼 making it look like you know what you're doing.
好吧 我正在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
你檢查過它有沒有電池嗎 Did you check if it had batteries?
你當然沒有 Of course you didn't.
我知道 I know.
那麼 這真的有效嗎 So, is it really working?
讓我們找出來 Let's find out.
好的 再見 Okay. Bye.
威爾 你究竟能不能把那東西修好 Will, you're not going to get that thing working.
我想我明白了 I think I've got it.
我會在這裏看著它爆炸的 I'm gonna watch from over here for when it blows up.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
喂 你好 Hello? Hello?
是我 伊恩 It's me, Ian.
哦 是這樣嗎 Oh, is that right?
是啊 你今天過得好嗎 Yeah. Did you have a good day?
好吧 我正在努力 Well, I'm trying to.
是啊 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
不過 我確實需要一些幫助 Although, I could clearly use some help.
我真希望我能和你共度一天 I sure do wish I could spend the day with you sometime.
我知道 I know.
嗯 有很多事我們可以做 Well, there are so many things we could do.
我打賭一定會很有趣 I bet it'd be really fun.
我們試試看 Let's find out.
是啊 我是說 我很樂意 我們可以 呃... Yeah. I mean, I'd love to. We could, uh...
好的 再見 Okay. Bye.
好的 Yeah.
再見 Bye.
哦 媽呀... Oh, my...
Barley 讓你的士兵遠離我的土地 Barley, keep your soldiers off my land
否則我們的王國將開戰 or our kingdoms will go to war!
對不起 媽媽 Sorry, Mom!
哦 這是世界上最長的間隔年 Oh, this is the world's longest gap year.
親愛的 我正打算修呢 Honey, I was gonna do that.
沒關係 It's okay.
哇 你一定師承某個縫紉大師 Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master.
嗯 一個非常謙虛的縫紉大師 Yeah. A very humble sewing master.
爸爸像我這麼大的時候是什麼樣子 What was Dad like when he was my age?
他總是超級自信嗎 Was he always super confident?
哦 不 Oh, no.
他花了一段時間才知道自己是誰 It took him a while to find out who he was.
我真希望見到他 I wish I'd met him.
哦 我也是 Oh, me, too.
但是 嘿 你知道的 當你爸爸生病的時候 But, hey, you know, when your dad got sick,
他拚命努力是因為他最想見到你 he fought so hard because he wanted to meet you more than anything.
你知道麼 我有東西給你 You know what? I have something for you.
我本來想等到吃完蛋糕 I was gonna wait until after cake,
但我想你已經等得夠久了 but I think you've waited long enough.
那是什麼 What is it?
這是你爸爸送你的禮物 It's a gift from your dad.
什麼意思 是爸爸送的 What do you mean, it's from Dad?
我不知道.媽媽說:這是給我們兩個的 I don't know. Mom said it was for both of us.
那是什麼 What is it?
他只說在你們都16歲的時候給你們這個 He just said to give you this when you were both over 16.
我也不知道是什麼 I have no idea what it is.
天哪 No way!
這是魔法杖 It's a wizard staff.
- 爸爸是個巫師 - 什麼 - Dad was a wizard. - What?
等等 你爸爸是個會計 Hold on, your dad was an accountant.
我是說 他對很多奇怪的事情感興趣 I mean, he got interested in a lot of strange things
當他生病的時候 但是... when he got sick, but...
有封信 There's a letter.
親愛的伊恩和Barley Dear Ian and Barley,
很久以前 世界充滿了奇跡 long ago, the world was full of wonder.
很冒險 很刺激 It was adventurous, exciting,
最棒的是 有魔法 and best of all, there was magic.
魔法幫助了所有需要幫助的人 And that magic helped all in need.
但掌握起來並不容易 But it wasn't easy to master.
所以這個世界找到了一個更簡單的生活方式 And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
隨著時間的推移 魔法消失了 Over time, magic faded away,
但我希望有你身上還留著一點魔力 but I hope there's a little magic left in you.
所以我寫了這個咒語 這樣我就能親眼看到了 And so I wrote this spell, so I could see for myself
我的孩子們長大後的樣子 who my boys grew up to be.
探視咒語 Visitation Spell.
我真不敢相信 I don't believe this.
這個咒語可以帶他回來 This spell brings him back.
整整一天 爸爸就會回來 For one whole day, Dad will be back.
- 什麼 - 回來 就像回到生活 - What? - Back? Like back to life?
那不可能 That's not possible.
有了這個 It is with this!
我要去見爸爸 I'm gonna meet Dad?
威爾 你這個瘋子 這是什麼 Oh, Will, you wonderful nut. What is this?
現在 這個強大的咒語需要一個輔助元素 Now, a spell this powerful needs an assist element.
我是說 要想成功 爸爸必須找到 And, I mean, for this to work, Dad would've had to find
一顆鳳凰寶石 a Phoenix Gem!
哇 Wow.
只剩下幾個了 There's only a few of these left.
等等 這危險嗎 Hold on! Is this dangerous?
我們馬上就知道了 We're about to find out.
- 啊 - 什麼 - Ah! - What?
有刺 Splinter.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
等等 我抓錯了 Hold on. I was just grippin' it wrong.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
我們只有一次機會 Only once is all we get,
賜予我這次重生 "grant me this rebirth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
一天走完地球 One day to walk the earth.
直到明天的太陽落下 一天走完地球 Till tomorrow's sun has set, one day to walk the earth.
Barley. Barley.
很抱歉你們的爸爸不在這裏 I'm sorry you guys don't have your dad here,
但這說明他有多想見到你們 but this shows just how much he wanted to see you both.
他什麼都願意嘗試 So much that he'd try anything.
這真是個很特別的禮物 That's still a pretty special gift.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 想和我一起去拿你的蛋糕嗎 Hey, wanna come with me to pick up your cake?
那還好 謝謝媽媽 That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
我們只有一次機會 賜予我這次重生 Only once is all we get, grant me this rebirth.
直到明天太陽落山... Till tomorrow's sun has set...
一天走完地球 one day to walk the earth.
嘿 夥計 你在這裏做什麼 Hey, man, what are you doing in here?
扎達的聖牙 你怎麼... Holy Tooth of Zadar! How did you...?
我不知道 才剛開始 I don't know. It just started.
哇哦 腳 Whoa! Feet!
堅持住 我來幫忙 Hang on. I can help!
Barley 不 Barley, no!
父親 Dad?
他只有雙腿 He's just legs.
沒有上面的部分 There's no top part.
我絕對記得爸爸有個上半身 I definitely remember Dad having a top part!
哦 我做了什麼 這太可怕了 Oh, what did I do? This is horrible.
呃... Uh...
你好 Hello?
真的是他 It's really him.
爸爸 你是在自己家裏 Dad, you are in your house.
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
他聽不到我們 He can't hear us.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
沒錯 爸爸 是我 Barley That's right, Dad. It's me, Barley.
是的 那是伊恩 Yeah, that's Ian.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
我把事情搞砸了 I messed this whole thing up.
現在他將永遠只有雙腿了 Now he's gonna be legs forever.
不 不是永遠 咒語只持續一天 No, not forever. The spell only lasts one day.
明天日落時分 他會消失 At sunset tomorrow, he'll disappear,
我們再也不能把他帶回來了 and we'll never be able to bring him back again.
好 好 好 24小時 Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours.
雖然時間不多 但... That doesn't give us much time, but...
好吧 我們只需要再施一次咒語 Well, we'll just have to do the spell again.
你是說你必須這麼做 You mean you have to.
一個人只有有天賦才能施展魔法 A person can only do magic if they have the gift.
我弟弟有魔法天賦 And my little brother has the magic gift.
好的 好的 Okay! Okay.
但我連咒語都沒念完 But I couldn't even finish the spell.
你會有很多時間練習的 Well, you're gonna have plenty of time to practice.
因為我們得再找一顆鳳凰寶石 'Cause we have to find another Phoenix Gem.
哈哈 我們從所有任務開始的地方開始 A-ha! We'll start at the place where all quests begin.
Manticore酒館 The Manticore's Tavern.
是一個無所畏懼的冒險家經營的 It's run by a fearless adventurer.
她知道哪裏能找到寶石 She knows where to find any kind of gem,
護身符 圖騰... talisman, totem...
Barley 這些是遊戲卡 Barley, this is for a game.
基於現實生活 Based on real life.
我們怎麼知道 這個酒館 How do we know this tavern
- 還在嗎 - 它在那裏 - is still there? - It's there.
聽著 我多年的訓練讓我為這一刻做好了準備 Look, my years of training have prepared me for this very moment.
我告訴你 這是找到鳳凰寶石的唯一方法 And I'm telling you, this is the only way to find a Phoenix Gem.
相信我 Trust me.
無論付出什麼代價 我要去見我爸爸了 Whatever it takes, I am gonna meet my dad.
你聽到了嗎 爸爸 我們要去探險 You hear that, Dad? We're going on a quest.
來吧 Guinevere Come on, Guinevere.
呃 我們還是坐巴士吧 Uh, maybe we should just take the bus.
她很好 She's fine.
不管怎麼說 這就是數學獎 沒什麼大不了的 Anyway, it's just, like, this award for math. It's no big deal.
但我們回家後我會給你看的 But I'll show you when we get back home.
你們倆在後面聊什麼 Hey, uh, what are you two Chatty Charlies up to back there?
你知道嗎 我覺得和沒有上半身的爸爸說話很奇怪 所以... You know, I felt weird talking to Dad without a top half, so...
嗒嗒 ta-da!
哦 太棒了 Oh, that's great!
爸爸 你看起來就像我記憶中的樣子 Dad, you look just like I remember.
別擔心 我們會在 Hey, don't worry, we'll have
你們知道之前把你們都帶到這裏 the rest of you here before you know it.
然後 我要做的第一件事 把你介紹給 Guinevere And then, first thing I'm gonna do, introduce you to Guinevere.
我從吊耳螺母到空調 重建了這個老姑娘 Rebuilt this old girl myself, from the lug nuts to the air conditioning.
給爸爸看你的車 Showing Dad your van?
- 這就是你的全部清單 - 什麼清單 - That's your whole list? - What list?
- 哦 - 那是什麼 - Oh. - What's that?
我只是在寫一份我想和爸爸做的事情的清單. I'm just working on a list of things I wanted to do with Dad.
你知道 You know,
玩接球 散步 駕駛課 play catch, take a walk, driving lesson,
跟他分享我的人生故事 share my whole life story with him.
這很酷 That's cool.
哦 但在你再次施放爸爸的咒語之前 你必須 Oh. But before you cast Dad's spell again, you're gonna
練習你的魔法 have to practice your magic.
這本書是遊戲用的 This book is for a game.
我告訴過你中的一切都是基於歷史的 I told you, everything in Quests of Yore is historically accurate.
甚至是咒語 Even the spells.
開始練習吧 年輕的巫師 So start practicing, young sorcerer.
好吧 爸 我們試試魔法吧 Okay, Dad. Let's try some magic.
嘿 親愛的 Hey, sweetie?
啊 布拉齊 哦 這條龍總是在我的腳下 Ugh! Blazey. Oh, this dragon is always under my feet.
親愛的 要吃蛋糕嗎 Honey, you want some cake?
懸空 懸空 Aloft Elevar. Aloft Elevar.
我不能讓這個懸浮咒語起作用 I can't get this levitation spell to work.
也許我可以試試別的辦法 Maybe I could try something else
就像神秘閃電 like Arcane Lightning?
是啊 就像一級法師可以破解 Yeah, like a level-one mage could bust out
魔法師指南中最難的咒語一樣 the hardest spell in the Enchanter's Guide Book.
我們還是試試簡單的 Maybe we'll stick with the easy ones.
是啊 但這不管用 我說錯了嗎 Yeah, well, it's not working. Am I saying it wrong?
嗯 嗯 你說得對 Well, mmm, you said it right.
只是 任何咒語要起作用 It's just, for any spell to work,
你必須用你的心之火說話 you have to speak from your heart's fire.
- 我的什麼 - 你的心之火 - My what? - Your heart's fire.
你必須充滿激情 不退縮 You must speak with passion. Don't hold back.
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
不 就像懸空 No, like Aloft Elevar.
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
不 從你的心之火 No, from your heart's fire!
- 懸空 - 別退縮 - Aloft Elevar! - Don't hold back.
- 懸空 - 心之火 - Aloft Elevar! - Heart's fire!
別再說"心之火"了 Stop saying "heart's fire."
這顯然行不通 This just clearly isn't working.
嘿 這是個好的開始 Hey, it was a good start.
哦 鼓起勇氣 夥計們 我們到了 Oh. Gather your courage, men. We've arrived.
Manticore酒館 The Manticore's Tavern.
哼 它還在這裏 Huh. It is still here.
是的 我告訴過你 Yeah, I told you.
來吧 爸爸 那很好 Come on, Dad. That's good.
好吧 聽著 首先 讓我來談談 All right, listen. First, let me do the talking.
其次 我們必須向 Secondly, it's crucial we show
Manticore展示她應得的尊重 the Manticore the respect she deserves,
否則 第三 她不會給我們一張鳳凰寶石的地圖 or she will, thirdly, not give us a map to the Phoenix Gem.
等等 等等 地圖 Wait, wait, wait. The map?
我以為她有鳳凰寶石 I thought she had a Phoenix Gem.
你真可愛 聽到了嗎 爸爸 You're so cute. Hear that, Dad?
他是個聰明的孩子 只是不知道任務是怎麼做的 He's a smart kid, he just doesn't know how quests work.
還有什麼你忘了告訴我的嗎 Well, is there anything else you're forgetting to tell me?
嗯 沒有了 Mmm. No.
生日快樂 ♪ Happy happy birthday ♪
來加入我們吧 ♪ Come join us on a quest ♪
讓你的生日派對成為最棒的 ♪ To make your birthday party The very, very best ♪
嘿 ♪ Hey! ♪
好的 好的 所以酒館 Okay, okay, so the tavern
變了一點 多年來 changed a little over the years,
但Manticore仍然是真正的交易 but the Manticore is still the real deal.
我要今天的湯 I'll have the soup of the day.
大人想要杯還是大鍋 Would my lord like a cup or cauldron?
夫人 我請求與Manticore會面 Madam, I request an audience with the Manticore.
當然了 大人 But of course, milord.
哦 Manticore Oh, Manticore!
不 不 不 真正的Manticore No. No, no, no. The real Manticore.
無畏的冒險家 The fearless adventurer.
哦 你是說科裏 她在那邊 Oh. You mean Corey? She's over there.
快 誰來幫幫我 Quick! Somebody help me.
這些格裏芬掘金是應該出去 These griffin nuggets were supposed to go out
幾分鐘前 minutes ago.
那就是Manticore That's the Manticore?
哦 偉大而強大的Manticore Oh, great and powerful Manticore.
哇 先生 你正處於危險區域 Whoa! Sir, you're right in the hot zone.
你遲到了 阿道弗斯 You're late, Adolphus.
我知道有交通堵塞 你得做好計劃 I understand there's traffic. You need to plan for that.
也許你媽媽該自己開車 Well, maybe your mother should get her own car!
你的無畏 Your fearlessness?
我哥哥和我在找一張地圖一顆鳳凰寶石 My brother and I seek a map to a Phoenix Gem.
哦 你來對酒館了 12桌 Oh! Well, you've come to the right tavern. Table 12.
我這裏有你想要的羊皮紙 看到 I have the parchment you desire right here. Behold!
哦 那是兒童菜單 Oh. That's a children's menu.
這不好玩嗎 都是根據我以前的地圖 Isn't that fun? They're all based on my old maps.
呃 現在... Uh, now...
偉大的Manticore給你 The great Manticore sends you
帶來了英雄的祝福 on your adventure with a hero's blessing.
這是一些蠟筆 And here's some crayons.
這很有趣 你的支配地位 That's very amusing, your dominance,
但你能有真正的地圖嗎 but might you have the real map?
呃 是啊 在 呃 那邊 Uh, yeah. It's, uh, over there.
就這樣了 That's it.
- 這太完美了 - 哇 哇 哇 - This is perfect. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你在幹什麼 你不能拿走這個 What are you doing? You can't take this.
我們必須 We have to.
那是什麼 What is that?
是我們爸爸 我們有機會見到他 但是... It's our dad. And we have a chance to meet him, but...
但沒有鳳凰寶石我們是做不到的 But we can't do that without a Phoenix Gem.
不 我派人去執行危險任務的日子結束了 No! My days of sending people on dangerous quests are over.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
因為他們很危險 'Cause they're dangerous.
科裏 卡拉OK機又壞了 Corey, the karaoke machine's broken again.
對不起 但你拿不到這張地圖 I'm sorry, but you are not getting this map.
別擔心 女士們 Don't worry, ladies,
你的冒險將暫時繼續 your adventure will continue momentarily.
好的 我能處理好的 Okay, I can handle this.
不 伊恩 No, Ian.
Manticore小姐 女士... Miss mighty Manticore, ma'am...
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
孩子 現在不是時候 Kid, this is not a good time.
啊 我要給這個地方一星級的評價 Ugh. I'm giving this place a one-star review.
只是 我從沒見過我爸爸... It's just, I've never met my dad and...
看 對此我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry about that.
但如果你在我的任務中受傷了 But if you get hurt on one of my quests,
猜猜誰會被起訴 失去她的酒館 guess who gets sued and loses her tavern?
我不能冒那種險 I can't take that kind of risk.
如果你不介意的話 現在 我有重要的事要做 Now, if you'll just excuse me, I have important things to do.
測試 Testing.
你縈繞在我的夢裏 ♪ You haunt my dreams ♪
我的中間人 ♪ My inbetweens ♪
我們需要那張地圖 Please, we need that map.
不 我不會給你地圖的 No, I am not giving you the map.
就這樣了 我說完了 That's it! I am done talking.
- 嗯 我不是 - 哇 哇 哇 - Well, I'm not! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
你說你不能冒險失去這個地方 You say you can't risk losing this place.
看看那只Manticore Look at that Manticore.
她看起來是為了冒險而生的 She looks like she lived to take risks.
那個Manticore沒有投資者要照顧 That Manticore didn't have investors to look out for.
她沒有工資單 She didn't have payroll to cover.
她可以直接飛出去 She could just fly out the door
只要她想殺一隻岩漿獸 whenever she wanted and slay a magma beast.
你到底能不能修好機器 Are you gonna fix the machine or not?
好的 等一下 Yeah, in a minute.
好吧 也許這地方不像以前那麼冒險了 Okay, maybe this place isn't as adventurous as it used to be.
所以這裏沒有一大群各式各樣的人 So it isn't filled with a motley horde
願意冒著生命和四肢的危險來享受刺激 willing to risk life and limb for the mere taste of excitement.
但那又怎樣 But so what?
誰說過你要冒生命危險去冒險 Who ever said you have to take risks in life to have an adventure?
顯然你做到了 Apparently, you did.
32號桌說他們的馬蘇里拉棒很涼 Table 32 said their mozzarella sticks are cold.
我都做了些什麼 What have I done?
好吧 現在還不晚 Well, it's not too late.
我是說 你可以把地圖給我們 I mean, you could just give us the map.
這地方以前很危險 This place used to be dangerous.
危險 Dangerous!
- 而且很狂野 - 狂野 - And wild! - Wild!
我以前是危險而狂野的 I used to be dangerous and wild!
危險而狂野 Dangerous and wild!
哇 Wow.
我活在謊言裏 我變成什麼了 I'm living a lie! What have I become?
哦 不 Oh, no.
所有人都出去 Everybody out!
這家酒館因改建而關閉 This tavern is closed for remodeling.
抱歉 卡拉OK機壞了 Sorry, the karaoke machine is broken!
哦 Oh.
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no!
不 No.
我們得走了 We gotta go!
懸空 Aloft Elevar!
太不可思議了 That was unbelievable.
我是說 你就像... I mean, you were just like...
橫樑就浮在那裏 and the beam was just floating there!
我弟弟是個巫師 My brother is a wizard.
真不敢相信這奏效了 I can't believe that worked.
哦 你現在要釘住爸爸的咒語了 Oh! You're gonna nail Dad's spell now.
但我們沒有地圖 Except we don't have a map.
但我們有這個 看 But we've got this. Behold!
聽著 執行任務時 你必須利用你所能擁有的 Look, on a quest, you have to use what you've got.
這就是我們所擁有的 And this is what we've got.
最棒的是 小凱拉已經解開了謎題 Best part is, little Kayla already solved the puzzle.
嗯 據凱拉說 Well, according to Kayla,
我們只需要尋找渡鴉之角 we just have to look for Raven's Point.
渡鴉之角 渡鴉之角 Raven's Point. Raven's Point.
對 寶石一定在山上 Yes! The gem must be in the mountain.
我們明早就能到 We could be there by tomorrow morning.
明天早上 Tomorrow morning?
我們還有很多時間和爸爸在一起 That still gives us plenty of time with Dad.
是啊 嗯 看起來 Yeah. Well, it looks like
高速路應該能把我們帶到那裏 the expressway s