1 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,645 - Beep beep! - No, you don't. 2 00:01:16,834 --> 00:01:18,878 Be it pleasures and palaces 3 00:01:18,966 --> 00:01:20,713 Though I may roam 4 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:24,352 Be it ever so humble 5 00:01:24,441 --> 00:01:27,020 There's no place like home 6 00:01:27,535 --> 00:01:30,114 Be it ever so humble 7 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:33,134 There's no place like home 8 00:01:34,766 --> 00:01:36,561 How do you do? 9 00:01:37,023 --> 00:01:40,114 Nice of you to drop by me humble abode. 10 00:01:40,994 --> 00:01:45,166 My name is Bunny. Bugs Bunny, Esq., to be exact. 11 00:01:48,601 --> 00:01:53,488 One of the back bay bunnies, back bay of Brooklyn, that is. 12 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:57,752 I have also been known by other flattering names. 13 00:01:58,382 --> 00:02:01,518 For instance, I'm called "that rascally rabbit"... 14 00:02:02,604 --> 00:02:04,851 by a certain E., Elmer Fudd... 15 00:02:06,073 --> 00:02:09,811 who has spent many fruitless and rather frustrating years chasing me. 16 00:02:09,835 --> 00:02:11,635 I have also been know as... 17 00:02:12,594 --> 00:02:15,194 "that ornery, carrot-eating varmint"... 18 00:02:15,478 --> 00:02:20,316 by a certain Yosemite Sam, who for some reason hates rabbits. 19 00:02:21,204 --> 00:02:22,804 I can't imagine why. 20 00:02:25,175 --> 00:02:27,175 What started all this chasing? 21 00:02:28,687 --> 00:02:30,687 When was the very first chase? 22 00:02:32,323 --> 00:02:34,222 In order to answer that question... 23 00:02:34,246 --> 00:02:37,510 we'll have to swing back in time a little bitty bit. 24 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:10,649 In the beginning, all was peaceful and quiet. 25 00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:12,903 Quite dark, too. 26 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:16,879 Once in a while, a star exploded... 27 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:20,201 but usually it was just a small one... 28 00:03:20,225 --> 00:03:22,825 only a million miles or so in diameter. 29 00:03:23,527 --> 00:03:26,327 Anyway, nobody complained, which was odd... 30 00:03:26,578 --> 00:03:30,546 until you realized that there wasn't nobody around to complain. 31 00:03:31,218 --> 00:03:33,797 So for about 15 or 20 billion years... 32 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:36,626 things went along smoothly and pleasantly. 33 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:37,977 Until one day... 34 00:03:38,073 --> 00:03:42,294 very deep in a sixth-rate galaxy called the Milky Way... 35 00:03:42,587 --> 00:03:46,463 circling around a fourth-rate star called the Sun... 36 00:03:46,934 --> 00:03:50,477 on a tenth-rate planet, a strange creature appeared. 37 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:53,116 A strange creature called man. 38 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,191 I'll take it. 39 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:09,494 And so Neanderthal person quickly invented the first chase... 40 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:13,467 and the first competition... 41 00:04:14,062 --> 00:04:16,023 and the first love... 42 00:04:17,698 --> 00:04:19,992 and the first women's lib. 43 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:26,011 And the first domesticity and the first boredom. 44 00:04:31,325 --> 00:04:36,044 And so Neanderthal persons, in order to alleviate boredom... 45 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:38,385 invented the first graffiti. 46 00:04:40,186 --> 00:04:42,386 What's on the wall tonight, dear? 47 00:04:42,778 --> 00:04:44,192 Same old stuff. 48 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:48,241 Westerns, sitcoms, soaps. 49 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,155 And, so, the invention of boredom... 50 00:04:51,263 --> 00:04:54,021 led to the invention of moving pictures. 51 00:04:58,243 --> 00:05:01,204 But after about 25,000 years of this... 52 00:05:01,295 --> 00:05:03,737 and having developed severe cricks in their necks... 53 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,257 man and woman became bored again... 54 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:11,276 even with all those brilliant, ultramodern, innovative ideas... 55 00:05:11,368 --> 00:05:13,947 like the first motion-picture cameras. 56 00:05:17,137 --> 00:05:19,470 I'm kind of tired of documentaries. 57 00:05:20,104 --> 00:05:23,004 Frankly, I wouldn't mind a few laughs myself. 58 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:27,830 And, so, it came to pass that comedy was invented... 59 00:05:28,172 --> 00:05:30,502 and comedy begat pratfalls... 60 00:05:32,978 --> 00:05:34,524 and custard pies... 61 00:05:38,496 --> 00:05:39,874 and double takes. 62 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,391 But most of all, comedy begat chases. 63 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:51,908 And chases begat chases and chases... 64 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:54,918 and chases and chases... 65 00:05:55,926 --> 00:05:57,721 until the mind boggled us. 66 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,040 And then one day... 67 00:06:00,064 --> 00:06:03,155 another strange and historic creature appeared. 68 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,483 Me. 69 00:06:07,212 --> 00:06:09,708 Okay, rabbit, now I've got you. 70 00:06:12,562 --> 00:06:13,845 What's up, doc? 71 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:17,110 So you see, that's how chases began... 72 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,935 and that's how I came into the picture... 73 00:06:20,086 --> 00:06:22,686 just a mild mannered forest creature... 74 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,650 shy, easily frightened. 75 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:28,023 A quiet-living rabbit am I. 76 00:06:28,571 --> 00:06:29,605 And yet... 77 00:06:30,452 --> 00:06:32,330 I guess in a way... 78 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,709 I am an unusual rabbit on account of... 79 00:06:36,806 --> 00:06:39,563 Instead of having hundreds of children... 80 00:06:39,648 --> 00:06:42,515 like your ordinary run-of-the-mill rabbit... 81 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:45,451 I had several fathers. 82 00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:48,759 Fathers with odd names, like Tex Avery... 83 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,177 Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones... 84 00:06:54,403 --> 00:06:55,763 and Bob McKimson. 85 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:59,584 The ones who directed most of me pictures. 86 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:02,765 Fathers like Tedd Pierce... 87 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:05,623 Warren Foster... 88 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:08,719 and Mike Maltese, who wrote most of me biography. 89 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:12,192 And, of course, a father named Mel Blanc... 90 00:07:13,421 --> 00:07:15,421 who had thousands of voices... 91 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:18,270 and was nice enough to give me one of them. 92 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,846 This show you're gonna see now... 93 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:26,522 is about what just one of those fathers did with me and me cartoon associates. 94 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,693 An animation director... 95 00:07:27,717 --> 00:07:32,104 who goes by the unlikely name of Chuck Jones. 96 00:07:32,649 --> 00:07:34,916 And old Chuck seemed determined... 97 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:38,331 to get poor little old me into outer space, too. 98 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:48,820 Gad! What a night! 99 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:52,625 I'll never mix radish juice and carrot juice again. 100 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,993 I hope the lake's warmed up a little this morning. 101 00:08:06,381 --> 00:08:08,461 10, 9, 8... 102 00:08:14,323 --> 00:08:16,523 The hole seems long this morning. 103 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,791 ...3, 2, 1, fire! 104 00:08:29,496 --> 00:08:33,252 Holy cow! I thought I'd never reach the top of this. 105 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,976 Who plugged up the hole? 106 00:08:41,868 --> 00:08:44,001 Why, the sun ain't even out yet. 107 00:08:44,084 --> 00:08:46,295 No wonder I'm so sleepy. 108 00:08:48,054 --> 00:08:49,136 Yikes! 109 00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,473 What was that? 110 00:08:52,903 --> 00:08:54,583 Ask a silly question. 111 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:09,430 Something tells me I should have stood in bed. 112 00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:12,601 Where the heck am I, anyways? 113 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,409 Wherever it is, I don't like it... 114 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,300 and I'm getting out of here. 115 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:21,038 Maybe that character wearing a spittoon can help me. 116 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:24,618 At last, after 2,000 years of work... 117 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:29,677 the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 118 00:09:30,982 --> 00:09:32,797 Pardon me, sir, but could you... 119 00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:36,114 At long last, my dream come true. 120 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:38,965 Hey, doc, wait! I wanna ask you something. 121 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:51,374 Pardon me, doc, but could you rent me a U-drive flying saucer? 122 00:09:51,631 --> 00:09:53,279 I've got to get back to the Earth. 123 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:57,261 The Earth? The Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. 124 00:09:58,737 --> 00:09:59,967 Don't bother, then. 125 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,307 No point in wasting money on a flying saucer... 126 00:10:02,331 --> 00:10:04,146 when the Earth's not gonna... 127 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,204 Clang! 128 00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:11,100 Pardon me again, doc, but just what did you mean... 129 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,926 by that crack about the Earth being gone? 130 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,991 I'm going to blow it up. 131 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,246 It obstructs my view of Venus. 132 00:10:18,758 --> 00:10:20,755 It does? That's a shame. 133 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,146 Where's the kaboom? 134 00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:34,855 There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom. 135 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:39,521 The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator! 136 00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:43,748 That creature has stolen the space modulator! 137 00:10:44,423 --> 00:10:46,004 Delays, delays. 138 00:11:01,519 --> 00:11:03,199 Capture that creature... 139 00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:07,869 and return the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 140 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:08,601 That's that. 141 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,526 Oh, dear. 142 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:43,081 Now, I shall have to create more Martians. 143 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:51,259 This Martian hot rod better get at least a million miles to the gallon. 144 00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,883 The Earth ain't just across the street. 145 00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:01,310 Oh, goody! 146 00:13:01,398 --> 00:13:05,191 My Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 147 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:11,347 Back to the old drawing board. 148 00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:19,880 Boy, it's really wonderful to be back in civilization. 149 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:39,212 Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians. 150 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:49,711 As you can see, being a rabbit is not just a bed of carrots. 151 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:54,733 But other people, if you want to call a duck people... 152 00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:59,530 had close encounters with that little Martian, too. 153 00:13:59,624 --> 00:14:01,424 As the ensuing, gripping... 154 00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:05,006 and nerve-tingling drama now demonstrates. 155 00:14:23,659 --> 00:14:27,439 I have sent for you, Dodgers, because we are facing a crisis. 156 00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:31,284 The world's supply of Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom... 157 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,103 is alarmingly low. 158 00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:36,300 Now, we have reason to believe... 159 00:14:36,324 --> 00:14:39,224 that the only remaining source is on Planet X. 160 00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:41,557 Somewhere in this area. 161 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,058 And you want me to find Planet X, is that it? 162 00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:47,812 Can you do it, Dodgers? 163 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,109 Indubitably, sir. 164 00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:53,061 Because there's no one knows his way around outer space... 165 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:55,047 like Duck Dodgers... 166 00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:58,592 in the 24th and a half century! 167 00:15:25,856 --> 00:15:28,456 Are you ready, eager young space cadet? 168 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:32,081 I'm all set, your heroship, sir. 169 00:15:32,669 --> 00:15:34,880 Then make way for Duck Dodgers... 170 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,142 in the 24th and a half century! 171 00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,358 Oops! 172 00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:45,520 Had the silly thing in reverse. 173 00:15:52,691 --> 00:15:54,799 And now, then, eager young space cadet... 174 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,087 here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. 175 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:02,178 Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. 176 00:16:03,141 --> 00:16:05,959 Then, west in an astro-arc deviation to here. 177 00:16:05,983 --> 00:16:10,264 Then, following the great circle, seven radial loops south by down-east. 178 00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:13,629 By astro-astroble to here, here, and here. 179 00:16:13,716 --> 00:16:15,991 Then by space-navigable compass to here, here... 180 00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:18,345 and then to here and here... 181 00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:21,675 by 13-point stratocumulus bearing four million light-years... 182 00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:23,780 and thus to our destination. 183 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,100 Now, do you know how to reach Planet X? 184 00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:29,256 Yes. Oh, sure. 185 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,344 I wish you'd explain it to me sometime, buster. 186 00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:37,448 Well, it's very simple, sir. 187 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:41,464 If we follow those planets, we can't very well miss Planet X. 188 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,941 That's ridiculous. Of all the stupid suggestions. 189 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:52,413 Wait a minute. I think I've got it. 190 00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:53,735 I'll just bet that... 191 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:56,767 if we follow those planets, we'll find Planet X. 192 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,314 Gad! How do I do it? 193 00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,240 I don't know. 194 00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:21,970 I claim this planet in the name of the Earth. 195 00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:32,749 I claim this planet in the name of Mars. 196 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,980 - Isn't that lovely? - Look, bud, I've got news for you. 197 00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:40,592 I have already claimed this bit of dirt for the Earth. 198 00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:42,891 And there just ain't room enough on this planet... 199 00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:44,355 for the two of us. 200 00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:46,624 I do believe you are right. 201 00:17:49,686 --> 00:17:51,209 Little does he realize... 202 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:54,100 that I have on my disintegration-proof vest. 203 00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:57,153 You may fire when ready, grizzly. 204 00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:08,179 Who? What? Where? When? How? Who? Who? What? 205 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:09,617 Oh, you, huh? 206 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,108 Just when I had him going, you had to butt in. 207 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:17,101 - Get back in that spaceship. - Yes, sir, your heroship, sir. 208 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:23,795 Got the drop on you with my disintegrating pistol. 209 00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:28,398 And, brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. 210 00:18:30,524 --> 00:18:32,857 What do you know? It disintegrated. 211 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:40,975 Happy birthday, you thing from another world, you. 212 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,143 Thank you! 213 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,277 Well, I guess he's had enough. I'll send him an ultimatum. 214 00:19:22,522 --> 00:19:27,002 I'll see what the little stinker is up to on my supervideo-detecto set. 215 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,434 That's the last straw! 216 00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:38,065 Now, I use my secret weapon! 217 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,599 As I was saying, buster... 218 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,564 this planet ain't big enough for the two of us. 219 00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:11,668 So, off you go! 220 00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:15,206 And now this planet is hereby claimed for the Earth... 221 00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,774 in the name of Duck Dodgers... 222 00:20:17,864 --> 00:20:20,871 in the 24th and a half century! 223 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:22,910 Big deal. 224 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:31,155 I don't remember just how Daffy got down from Planet X. 225 00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:33,523 Maybe they had to shoot him down. 226 00:20:33,831 --> 00:20:36,791 But, anyway, he's back at his old stand... 227 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:38,963 as the Errol Flynn of Duckdom. 228 00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:42,704 I remember well the first time he tried to sell himself... 229 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,648 as the logical successor to Errol. 230 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:02,021 Join up with me, so joyous and free 231 00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:04,257 And away to old Sherwood hie 232 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:06,536 For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good 233 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,687 At avoiding the sheriff's eye 234 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:11,069 So we'll trip along merrily 235 00:21:11,158 --> 00:21:13,535 Over the greensward so gracefully 236 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:16,203 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 237 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,676 Trip it up and down 238 00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:22,001 To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it 239 00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:25,282 Trip it! Whoops! 240 00:21:28,379 --> 00:21:33,134 So trip it up and down 241 00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:01,606 I'll ho-ho and ha-ha you, fat Friar. 242 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,949 With my trusty quarterstaff! 243 00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:08,064 Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff. 244 00:22:08,088 --> 00:22:10,021 But I'm not telling him that. 245 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:14,012 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 246 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,767 Thrust! 247 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:26,348 Let's see, now. Something amiss here. 248 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:29,710 I'll run through it. 249 00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:32,989 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 250 00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:34,326 Thrust! 251 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:35,998 Got it. 252 00:22:36,219 --> 00:22:37,300 Now, then. 253 00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:40,400 Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! 254 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:13,664 Knock it off. 255 00:23:15,092 --> 00:23:16,922 How jolly can you get? 256 00:23:22,657 --> 00:23:24,988 Prithee, old traveling clown... 257 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:28,834 coulds't thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout? 258 00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:33,064 I woulds't fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws. 259 00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:38,286 Look no further, good Friar, for I am he for whoms't thou seekest. 260 00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:40,205 I am Robin Hood! 261 00:23:41,007 --> 00:23:43,170 Cut it out. I'm serious. 262 00:23:43,264 --> 00:23:45,539 If you don't know where he is, just say so. 263 00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:48,096 But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood! 264 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,615 Sure, you are. 265 00:23:52,042 --> 00:23:54,066 Look, give me a chance, can't you? 266 00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:55,823 I'll prove I'm Robin Hood. 267 00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:58,389 See yon rich, unwary traveler? 268 00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:04,767 I'll rob him of his gold and give it to some poor unworthy slob. 269 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,658 That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Prithee? 270 00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:12,123 Now, then, fatso... 271 00:24:12,147 --> 00:24:15,940 watch as I put a cloth yard shaft through his wishbone. 272 00:24:16,244 --> 00:24:18,205 I'm watching, jester. 273 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:31,914 Why, I don't know how I could have doubted you. 274 00:24:32,002 --> 00:24:34,569 Shall we spend the gold all in one place? 275 00:24:34,593 --> 00:24:38,136 Ho-ho. Very funny. Ha-ha. It is to laugh. 276 00:24:45,587 --> 00:24:47,917 Yoicks and away! 277 00:25:04,814 --> 00:25:06,276 Why, you... 278 00:25:13,968 --> 00:25:17,344 Now, then, yoicks and away! 279 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,094 Now... 280 00:25:52,841 --> 00:25:55,088 I'm sorry, but I can't join you. 281 00:25:55,182 --> 00:25:57,915 I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood. 282 00:25:57,941 --> 00:26:00,437 Never mind joining me. I'll join you. 283 00:26:00,532 --> 00:26:02,446 Shake hands with Friar Duck. 284 00:26:06,844 --> 00:26:09,711 Well, Daffy decided to have one more shot... 285 00:26:09,895 --> 00:26:11,334 at the musketeer business. 286 00:26:11,358 --> 00:26:15,326 But this time, he got involved with a very mysterious opponent. 287 00:26:17,712 --> 00:26:21,170 Namely, well, see for yourself. 288 00:26:23,731 --> 00:26:27,273 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample my blade! 289 00:26:27,618 --> 00:26:28,651 Touch�! 290 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:36,350 Musketeers? En garde? My blade? 291 00:26:40,576 --> 00:26:42,953 Whoever's in charge here... 292 00:26:43,418 --> 00:26:45,629 the scenery! Where's the scenery? 293 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:55,952 Stand back, musketeers! They shall sample... my... blade? 294 00:26:58,925 --> 00:27:01,137 Okay, have it your way. 295 00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,231 Daffy duck, he had a farm 296 00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:07,401 E-I-E-I-O 297 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,580 And on this farm, he had an igloo 298 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:14,261 E-I-E-I-O 299 00:27:14,642 --> 00:27:18,518 Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds? 300 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:23,041 Dashing through the snow 301 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,196 Through the fields we go 302 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:29,061 Laughing all the way 303 00:27:33,702 --> 00:27:36,377 Farewell to thee, farewell to thee 304 00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:38,945 The wind will carry back our sad refrain 305 00:27:38,969 --> 00:27:41,346 One last embrace before we say... 306 00:27:44,068 --> 00:27:47,305 Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you... 307 00:27:47,329 --> 00:27:50,147 to find that this is an animated cartoon... 308 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:53,179 and that in animated cartoons they have scenery. 309 00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:55,089 And in all the years I've... 310 00:27:56,692 --> 00:27:59,569 All right, wise guy, where am I? 311 00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:48,476 And I've never been so humiliated in all my life! 312 00:28:51,532 --> 00:28:54,350 Look, Mac, just what's going on around here? 313 00:28:54,374 --> 00:28:57,667 Let's get organized. How about some scenery? 314 00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:05,309 That's dandy. Ho-ho! That's rich, I'll say. 315 00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:07,776 Now how about some color, stupid? 316 00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:09,160 Hey! 317 00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:14,977 Not me, you slop artist! 318 00:29:18,283 --> 00:29:19,848 Where's the rest of me? 319 00:29:19,872 --> 00:29:22,356 It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract. 320 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:23,484 Goodness knows. 321 00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:25,407 And goodness knows it isn't as though... 322 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,330 I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows. 323 00:29:27,354 --> 00:29:29,815 I've done that. That's strange. 324 00:29:29,904 --> 00:29:32,995 All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself. 325 00:29:33,415 --> 00:29:35,542 I feel all right, and yet I... 326 00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,723 You know better than that! 327 00:29:41,356 --> 00:29:42,474 Well? 328 00:29:46,038 --> 00:29:49,331 Sea picture, hey? I always wanted to do a sea epic. 329 00:29:49,549 --> 00:29:50,988 Now, Mr. Rembrandt... 330 00:29:51,012 --> 00:29:53,872 if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery... 331 00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:56,857 Over the sea, let's go, men 332 00:29:57,365 --> 00:29:59,640 We're shoving right off, We're shoving right off 333 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:00,698 Again? 334 00:30:06,143 --> 00:30:09,020 Come here! Give me a close-up! 335 00:30:12,539 --> 00:30:14,059 This is a close-up? 336 00:30:14,670 --> 00:30:18,047 A close-up, you jerk! 337 00:30:20,606 --> 00:30:23,697 Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin. 338 00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:28,494 Now, look, buster, let's have an understanding. 339 00:30:29,342 --> 00:30:30,375 Now what? 340 00:30:31,223 --> 00:30:34,064 Brother! What a way to run a railroad. 341 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,374 Now, then, as I was saying... 342 00:30:50,032 --> 00:30:53,575 All right, let's get this picture started. 343 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:57,463 No! 344 00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:02,856 Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely. Look, I tell you what. 345 00:31:03,241 --> 00:31:05,508 You go your way, and I'll go mine. 346 00:31:05,790 --> 00:31:08,369 Live and let live. Right? Right. 347 00:31:09,093 --> 00:31:12,162 Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further delays. 348 00:31:12,186 --> 00:31:16,358 So, I shall attempt to entertain you in my own inimitable fashion. 349 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,536 Now what? 350 00:31:21,841 --> 00:31:26,415 - What are you doing down there? - Down here? What are you doing up there? 351 00:31:26,439 --> 00:31:27,521 Down here. 352 00:31:29,282 --> 00:31:33,870 Listen, bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss. 353 00:31:33,963 --> 00:31:38,187 - Don't let that bother you, Jack! - Okay, buddy, you asked for it! 354 00:31:41,988 --> 00:31:44,200 Oh, brother! I'm a buzzboy! 355 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,163 Time to hit the old silk. 356 00:31:58,248 --> 00:31:59,995 Geronimo! 357 00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:23,565 All right, enough is enough! 358 00:32:23,662 --> 00:32:26,753 This is the final, the very, very last straw! 359 00:32:27,675 --> 00:32:30,005 Who is responsible for this... 360 00:32:30,517 --> 00:32:33,727 I demand that you show yourself! Who are you? 361 00:32:39,378 --> 00:32:41,042 Ain't I a stinker? 362 00:32:42,555 --> 00:32:46,377 Now, one of the problems I always had with aminators, animators... 363 00:32:46,401 --> 00:32:48,676 is that they can't ever seem to tell the difference... 364 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,567 between a rabbit and a mole. 365 00:32:50,831 --> 00:32:54,338 Very humiliating having to burrow your way... 366 00:32:54,426 --> 00:32:55,823 wherever you want to go. 367 00:32:55,847 --> 00:33:00,270 And somehow, I always forgot to take that left turn at Albuquerque. 368 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:49,846 Here I am! 369 00:33:52,109 --> 00:33:54,522 Just a cotton-picking minute. 370 00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:57,625 This don't look like the Coachella Valley to me. 371 00:34:01,012 --> 00:34:04,596 I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 372 00:34:06,571 --> 00:34:09,835 I'll just ask this gent in the fancy knickerbockers. 373 00:34:10,291 --> 00:34:11,670 I beg your par... 374 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:17,081 Pardon me, sir, but could you direct me to the shortest route... 375 00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:20,945 to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival, therein? 376 00:34:25,632 --> 00:34:26,915 What's up, doc? 377 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,729 Stop steaming up my tail! 378 00:34:33,364 --> 00:34:35,897 What are you trying to do, wrinkle it? 379 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,213 Let's see, now. Coachella Valley. 380 00:34:44,901 --> 00:34:48,491 Then to Las Vegas, San Bernadino... 381 00:34:50,209 --> 00:34:53,252 Of course, you realize this means war. 382 00:35:32,552 --> 00:35:33,669 Me public. 383 00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:05,649 What a gulli-bull. 384 00:36:07,663 --> 00:36:09,263 What a nim-cow-poop. 385 00:36:15,688 --> 00:36:17,067 Pardon me, Mac. 386 00:37:11,072 --> 00:37:14,115 Okay, Toro, whenever you can spare the time. 387 00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:17,163 Booby trap. 388 00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:05,052 What an imbecile. 389 00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:06,824 What an ultra-maroon. 390 00:39:27,337 --> 00:39:29,964 Traveling alone can be boring. 391 00:39:30,221 --> 00:39:34,477 Personally, I prefer to travel with some foxy little rabbit chick. 392 00:39:34,903 --> 00:39:36,864 Like Sophia here. 393 00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:37,984 But... 394 00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:43,757 I often found myself traveling with that selfsame courteous... 395 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:48,650 even-tempered, unselfish, pushy, self-serving, conceited... 396 00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:52,875 self-made favorite of everyone including himself... 397 00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:54,798 Daffy Duck. 398 00:40:02,657 --> 00:40:04,404 Close sesame. 399 00:40:08,467 --> 00:40:11,344 Guard well this treasure, O Hasaan. 400 00:40:11,435 --> 00:40:15,061 Or the jackal shall grow fat on thy carcass. 401 00:40:15,155 --> 00:40:18,282 No one shall pass Hasaan. 402 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,673 Open. 403 00:40:43,787 --> 00:40:46,998 Open sarsaparilla? 404 00:40:48,093 --> 00:40:49,971 Open Saskatchewan? 405 00:40:53,359 --> 00:40:57,032 Here we are. Pismo Beach and all the clams we can eat! 406 00:40:59,128 --> 00:41:02,254 What a way for a duck to travel. Underground. 407 00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:07,940 Wait a minute. Since when is Pismo Beach inside a cave? 408 00:41:08,198 --> 00:41:09,280 I wonder... 409 00:41:09,368 --> 00:41:13,336 You know, I just bet we should have turned left at Albuquerque. 410 00:41:13,548 --> 00:41:16,425 Then maybe a right turn at La Jolla. 411 00:41:21,198 --> 00:41:23,278 We can't be too far off. 412 00:41:23,455 --> 00:41:25,855 - So, if we... - It's mine, you understand? 413 00:41:25,879 --> 00:41:27,820 Mine! All mine! Get back in there! 414 00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:30,804 Down! Go! Mine! 415 00:41:40,216 --> 00:41:41,594 What's up, duck? 416 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:51,917 I'm rich! I'm wealthy! 417 00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:57,929 I'm comfortably well-off. 418 00:41:59,694 --> 00:42:01,490 Open septuagenarian? 419 00:42:02,077 --> 00:42:04,074 Open saddle soap? 420 00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:06,707 Open sesame? 421 00:42:13,237 --> 00:42:14,699 I'm in the money 422 00:42:14,784 --> 00:42:16,064 La ta, the money 423 00:42:16,121 --> 00:42:17,369 Ah! Redcap. 424 00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:20,319 Call me a cab, boy, and be quick about it. 425 00:42:20,343 --> 00:42:21,863 I'm a heavy tipper. 426 00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:45,420 Quick! Save me, pal. And it's yours! 427 00:42:45,506 --> 00:42:49,538 Gorgeous, isn't it? Don't be afraid. Have it appraised anyplace. 428 00:42:55,538 --> 00:42:58,629 - Proud punk. - Hasaan chop! 429 00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:03,269 Yeah? Chop the rabbit. He brought us here. 430 00:43:04,107 --> 00:43:07,733 Me genie, the light-brown hare. 431 00:43:08,036 --> 00:43:10,960 O mighty genie! 432 00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:16,685 Release me, and I shall grant thee a rich reward. 433 00:43:16,772 --> 00:43:19,185 He's lying! Chop him! 434 00:43:20,158 --> 00:43:23,249 Hasaan release you, O Master! 435 00:43:28,894 --> 00:43:30,391 Thank you, Hasaan. 436 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:32,749 Now, woulds't thou like to have... 437 00:43:32,781 --> 00:43:35,705 all this treasure for thy very own? 438 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:39,297 Yes, Master. Hasaan like! 439 00:43:41,517 --> 00:43:42,550 Very well. 440 00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:01,658 It's yours. 441 00:44:20,641 --> 00:44:25,111 I don't know. I have a feeling that Pismo Beach ain't quite this wide. 442 00:44:25,197 --> 00:44:28,739 Help! Help, save me, pal! 443 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,711 Save me! Help! 444 00:44:31,007 --> 00:44:33,051 Hasaan chop! 445 00:44:33,264 --> 00:44:37,140 - Help! - Okay, Daff, back here. 446 00:44:38,238 --> 00:44:42,411 - What's with you, anyway? - I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. 447 00:44:42,543 --> 00:44:44,837 It's my hobby. Save me! 448 00:44:44,926 --> 00:44:46,923 Hasaan chop! 449 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,765 Him go that-a-way. 450 00:44:57,507 --> 00:45:00,135 - Is he gone? - Yeah. I got rid of him. 451 00:45:00,851 --> 00:45:04,025 Boy! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! 452 00:45:04,112 --> 00:45:07,155 I'm socially secure! I'm rich! 453 00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:13,183 There. I think that's the last of it. 454 00:45:14,687 --> 00:45:17,296 Just a quick check to see if I missed anything. 455 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,485 What's this? 456 00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:22,061 Polished up, it might bring another quick four bits... 457 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:23,605 on the open market. 458 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:27,598 I am the genie of the lamp, O Master. 459 00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:31,341 No, you don't! You want my treasure! It's mine, understand? 460 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:34,657 All mine! Down! Go! Mine! 461 00:45:36,088 --> 00:45:40,344 Duck, you have desecrated the spirit of the lamp. 462 00:45:41,187 --> 00:45:44,278 Prepare to take the consequences. 463 00:45:44,615 --> 00:45:47,815 Consequences, schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich. 464 00:45:56,152 --> 00:45:59,864 I wonder how that crazy duck ever made out with that genie? 465 00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:02,537 What do you know? A pearl! 466 00:46:03,425 --> 00:46:05,281 It's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! 467 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:08,348 Go! Mine, do you hear me? Out! Mine! 468 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,483 Oh, brother! Close sesame. 469 00:46:11,575 --> 00:46:13,572 I'm rich. I'm a happy miser. 470 00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:21,040 I sometimes get the feeling that the entire population of the world... 471 00:46:21,064 --> 00:46:24,571 is made up of people who want to shoot, fry, dice... 472 00:46:24,658 --> 00:46:27,500 or parboil rabbits and/ or ducks. 473 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,046 For instance, old Elmer Fudd... 474 00:46:30,134 --> 00:46:32,975 who, like so many other brave sportsmen... 475 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:37,946 never seems really happy unless he's protecting innocent citizens... 476 00:46:38,034 --> 00:46:40,531 by shooting dangerous forest animals. 477 00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:43,039 Like rabbits and ducks. 478 00:46:44,931 --> 00:46:48,272 Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. 479 00:46:55,088 --> 00:46:57,169 Boy! Rabbit tracks! 480 00:47:05,454 --> 00:47:07,951 Bugsy. Bugsy, pal. 481 00:47:08,046 --> 00:47:10,179 There's a friend here to see ya. 482 00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,394 Survival of the fittest. 483 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,477 And besides, it's fun. 484 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,643 Did someone knock? 485 00:47:24,264 --> 00:47:25,547 What's up, doc? 486 00:47:26,521 --> 00:47:29,100 Now I got you, you rabbit! 487 00:47:39,813 --> 00:47:44,034 Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? 488 00:47:44,536 --> 00:47:47,480 - This ain't rabbit hunting season. - It's not? 489 00:47:48,173 --> 00:47:50,217 No. It's duck hunting season. 490 00:47:51,099 --> 00:47:54,309 That, sir, is an inmitigated frabrication. 491 00:47:54,568 --> 00:47:56,088 It's rabbit season! 492 00:47:56,282 --> 00:47:59,123 - Duck season! - Rabbit season! 493 00:48:04,307 --> 00:48:06,851 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 494 00:48:06,941 --> 00:48:11,827 - Rabbit season! - I say it's duck season, and I say fire! 495 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:22,737 - Let's try that again. - Okay. 496 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:26,207 - I'll start it this time. - Right. 497 00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:30,465 - Rabbit season! - Duck season. 498 00:48:30,724 --> 00:48:33,851 - Rabbit season! - Rabbit season. 499 00:48:34,235 --> 00:48:35,697 Duck season! Fire! 500 00:48:42,094 --> 00:48:45,553 Okay, this time you start it. 501 00:48:45,939 --> 00:48:47,520 Whatever you say. 502 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,070 - Rabbit. - Duck! Fire! 503 00:48:53,839 --> 00:48:56,706 What's the matter? Everything's upside down. 504 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,752 Strange. Can't make heads or tails of things. 505 00:49:00,778 --> 00:49:03,108 Hey you! Come back here. 506 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:07,752 What do you know? No more bullets. 507 00:49:08,134 --> 00:49:12,807 No more bullets? Laughing boy, no more bullets. 508 00:49:13,192 --> 00:49:17,365 No more bullets? Here, let me see that thing. 509 00:49:19,504 --> 00:49:22,630 What do you know? One bullet left. 510 00:49:22,848 --> 00:49:24,892 One bullet left? 511 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:29,153 - Laughing boy, there was... - I know, I know! 512 00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:38,514 Devilishly clever. 513 00:49:46,213 --> 00:49:49,720 What's up, doc? Having any luck with those ducks? 514 00:49:49,808 --> 00:49:51,686 It's duck season, you know? 515 00:49:52,065 --> 00:49:56,404 Just a darn minute. Where do you get that duck season stuff? 516 00:49:56,830 --> 00:50:00,286 Says so right over there on that sign. You're so smart. 517 00:50:02,139 --> 00:50:04,766 You know what to do with that gun, doc. 518 00:50:14,093 --> 00:50:16,471 You're despicable. 519 00:50:17,772 --> 00:50:21,480 Yes, you're despicable and pickable... 520 00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:24,834 and you're very definitely despicable! 521 00:50:25,003 --> 00:50:29,175 How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. 522 00:50:29,392 --> 00:50:32,043 It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. 523 00:50:32,067 --> 00:50:35,429 Goodness knows it isn't that! It isn't that... That... 524 00:50:35,453 --> 00:50:38,294 Goodness knows it isn't... It's... 525 00:50:38,838 --> 00:50:40,336 despicable. 526 00:50:41,597 --> 00:50:44,688 "Filet of duck bordelaise maitre d' butter." 527 00:50:44,774 --> 00:50:45,807 Yum, yum. 528 00:50:46,529 --> 00:50:48,907 "Duck polonaise under glass." 529 00:50:51,671 --> 00:50:55,427 "Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather." 530 00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:57,931 Drool, drool. 531 00:50:58,609 --> 00:51:02,450 "Barbecued duck meat with broiled duckbill milanese." 532 00:51:02,956 --> 00:51:04,454 Yummy yum. 533 00:51:04,921 --> 00:51:09,474 "Chicken-fried rabbit with cottontail sauce braised in carrots." 534 00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:16,908 I'm sorry fellows, but I'm a vegetarian. I just hunt for the sport of it. 535 00:51:17,461 --> 00:51:18,494 Yeah? 536 00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:21,533 There's other sports besides hunting, you know? 537 00:51:22,351 --> 00:51:24,015 Anyone for tennis? 538 00:51:26,406 --> 00:51:27,737 Nice game. 539 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:31,377 Now you screwy rabbit, you're next. 540 00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:41,994 All right, come out or I'll blast you out. 541 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:48,557 For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. 542 00:51:49,102 --> 00:51:51,944 - Elephant gun? - That's right, doc. 543 00:51:52,112 --> 00:51:55,056 So why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant? 544 00:51:55,163 --> 00:51:58,337 You do and I'll give you such a pinch! 545 00:52:03,649 --> 00:52:07,821 Just wait till I get that screwy rabbit and that screwball duck. 546 00:52:16,523 --> 00:52:19,787 What's the big idea? Why don't you look where you... 547 00:52:22,374 --> 00:52:24,336 How simply dreadful. 548 00:52:25,844 --> 00:52:30,266 You poor little man. Did I hurt you with my naughty gun? 549 00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:34,285 Shucks. Well, I... 550 00:52:40,432 --> 00:52:44,224 Gypsy, you naughty bow-wow. Stop that. 551 00:52:47,161 --> 00:52:52,130 Okay, rabbit, I see through that disguise. Say your prayers. 552 00:52:52,679 --> 00:52:54,342 You, too, duck. 553 00:52:56,482 --> 00:52:58,777 - Rabbit season. - Duck season. 554 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,621 - Rabbit season! - Duck season! 555 00:53:16,379 --> 00:53:19,969 Be very, very quiet. We're hunting Elmers. 556 00:53:24,655 --> 00:53:28,431 Now here is a gentleman who knows what chasing is all about. 557 00:53:29,378 --> 00:53:33,967 He lives in France where all good Americans go when they die. 558 00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:35,892 And in France... 559 00:53:36,108 --> 00:53:40,197 the onliest reason for chasing anybody is for love. 560 00:53:57,175 --> 00:54:00,052 Sacr� maroon! Le help! 561 00:54:00,728 --> 00:54:03,403 Assistansions! Gendarme! 562 00:54:09,714 --> 00:54:12,722 Pouf, Jos�. Gendarme can le fix. 563 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:16,440 Thank you, le gendarme. Merci beaucoup, le thanks. 564 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:18,567 Sacr� cerise! 565 00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:20,284 Le pew! 566 00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:27,467 Quelle terrible odeur! 567 00:54:37,009 --> 00:54:39,470 Un smell-e-vous fine. 568 00:54:50,594 --> 00:54:52,257 I am the bankrupt! 569 00:54:53,771 --> 00:54:56,694 Le mew. Le purr. 570 00:54:58,494 --> 00:55:00,407 Le pussy ferocious. 571 00:55:00,626 --> 00:55:05,012 Remove that skunk. That polecat pole from the premises. 572 00:55:05,265 --> 00:55:06,347 A vec! 573 00:55:16,635 --> 00:55:17,835 Quelle est-ce? 574 00:55:19,059 --> 00:55:21,389 Le belle femme skunk fatale. 575 00:55:30,554 --> 00:55:34,394 My little darling. It is love at first sight, is it not? 576 00:55:34,483 --> 00:55:35,516 No? 577 00:55:37,242 --> 00:55:39,509 Do not come with me to the casbah. 578 00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:43,927 We shall make beautiful music together right here. 579 00:55:54,923 --> 00:55:56,800 This little love bordel. 580 00:55:56,929 --> 00:56:00,139 Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. 581 00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:02,480 Touching, is it not? 582 00:56:03,115 --> 00:56:06,706 Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. 583 00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:09,469 Wait for me. Wait. 584 00:56:09,636 --> 00:56:13,143 Where are you, pigeon? I am looking for you. 585 00:56:13,356 --> 00:56:15,353 I am going... Huh? 586 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:14,044 I missed, fortunately for you. 587 00:57:14,173 --> 00:57:17,300 So now, mon cherie, we can begin life anew. 588 00:57:21,614 --> 00:57:22,894 C'est la guerre. 589 00:57:43,182 --> 00:57:44,560 Hello, baby. 590 00:57:45,523 --> 00:57:48,150 I am the locksmith of love, no? 591 00:57:49,410 --> 00:57:52,674 Come, darling. We must be grown up about this thing. 592 00:57:52,754 --> 00:57:56,630 Do not run away from the love. Here. What is this? 593 00:57:57,812 --> 00:57:59,274 But of course. 594 00:57:59,358 --> 00:58:03,263 This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. 595 00:58:03,287 --> 00:58:07,080 What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it. 596 00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:09,845 Saved! 597 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:14,278 Vive I'amour! We die together. 598 00:58:21,219 --> 00:58:23,181 I am not dead? No. 599 00:58:24,563 --> 00:58:27,190 What's this? Is that you, pigeon? 600 00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:29,154 Is that... 601 00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:35,421 Pardon grand mama, but have you seen a beautiful young lady skunk? 602 00:58:35,974 --> 00:58:38,185 Where are you, pigeon? 603 00:58:38,858 --> 00:58:41,319 I am looking somewhere to find you. 604 00:58:41,742 --> 00:58:44,536 Rabbit, where are you? 605 00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:49,757 Perhaps you have returned in here. 606 00:58:49,935 --> 00:58:52,002 Are you here then, golden girl? 607 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,236 Who is this? 608 00:58:55,787 --> 00:58:57,582 It is you again. 609 00:58:58,964 --> 00:59:03,101 What can I do to help you? 610 00:59:05,484 --> 00:59:07,164 Why do you lock the... 611 00:59:07,323 --> 00:59:08,524 Oh, no! 612 00:59:09,581 --> 00:59:13,039 Control yourself, madam. You cannot be in earnest. 613 00:59:13,134 --> 00:59:14,929 A joke, yes? 614 00:59:16,018 --> 00:59:17,051 No? 615 00:59:22,998 --> 00:59:26,505 You know, it is possible to be too attractive. 616 00:59:59,907 --> 01:00:01,640 Do you know what that was? 617 01:00:01,829 --> 01:00:04,408 The Minute Waltz played in 30 seconds. 618 01:00:05,257 --> 01:00:07,420 New world record. 619 01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:14,450 There are people who just don't like music, as I found out one day. 620 01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:16,617 On a rainy night in Rio 621 01:00:16,710 --> 01:00:18,023 A-rink a-dink a-dink 622 01:00:18,047 --> 01:00:21,008 What do they do when there is no starry sky 623 01:00:21,099 --> 01:00:22,513 Oh, starry sky 624 01:00:22,603 --> 01:00:25,777 Where do they go when they can't go for a walk? 625 01:00:25,864 --> 01:00:28,158 Do they stay home and talk 626 01:00:28,246 --> 01:00:30,409 Or do they sit inside 627 01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:52,819 What do they do in Mississippi 628 01:00:53,326 --> 01:00:56,250 When skies are drippy 629 01:01:00,014 --> 01:01:02,225 And what do they do in Tijuana 630 01:01:02,313 --> 01:01:04,211 When they wanna snuggle tight 631 01:01:04,235 --> 01:01:05,567 Well... 632 01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:22,793 Music-hater. 633 01:01:33,495 --> 01:01:35,770 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 634 01:01:35,794 --> 01:01:37,442 Go and see her as she capers and prances 635 01:01:37,466 --> 01:01:39,155 My gal don't do much talking 636 01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:41,078 Dances even when she's walking 637 01:01:41,102 --> 01:01:42,875 One and two and three and four 638 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,730 She dances all day long 639 01:01:44,822 --> 01:01:46,637 My gal is a highborn stepper 640 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,393 Ginger with salt and pepper 641 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:50,316 She's a fancy stepper when she dances 642 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:53,007 Go and see her as she capers and prances 643 01:01:53,349 --> 01:01:55,144 What's up, doc? 644 01:02:00,037 --> 01:02:02,034 Also a rabbit hater. 645 01:02:23,110 --> 01:02:26,118 Of course, you know, this means war. 646 01:02:38,785 --> 01:02:40,865 - Leopold. - Leopold. 647 01:02:42,756 --> 01:02:46,802 - Leopold. - Leopold. 648 01:02:46,894 --> 01:02:49,224 Leopold! 649 01:02:53,456 --> 01:02:55,084 Leopold. 650 01:05:09,303 --> 01:05:12,894 You either hate opera or you love it. I love it. 651 01:05:13,399 --> 01:05:17,275 I loved it so much, I took the entire 18 hours... 652 01:05:17,370 --> 01:05:21,841 of Richard Wagner's Ring of Nibelung... 653 01:05:23,138 --> 01:05:25,671 and squashed it down to seven minutes. 654 01:06:01,677 --> 01:06:04,221 Be very quiet 655 01:06:05,355 --> 01:06:08,031 I'm hunting rabbits 656 01:06:22,033 --> 01:06:23,281 Rabbit tracks. 657 01:06:26,255 --> 01:06:27,752 Kill the rabbit 658 01:06:27,927 --> 01:06:31,060 Kill the rabbit 659 01:06:33,110 --> 01:06:34,691 Kill the rabbit? 660 01:06:35,827 --> 01:06:37,075 Yohoto 661 01:06:37,332 --> 01:06:38,663 Yohoto 662 01:06:38,795 --> 01:06:40,126 Yohoto 663 01:06:40,216 --> 01:06:41,499 Yoho 664 01:06:41,930 --> 01:06:46,732 Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stock 665 01:06:47,113 --> 01:06:49,870 Might I inquire to ask 666 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,544 What's up, doc? 667 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:56,595 I'm going to kill the rabbit 668 01:06:56,977 --> 01:07:01,448 Oh, mighty hunter it will be quite a task 669 01:07:02,077 --> 01:07:06,832 How will you do it might I inquire to ask? 670 01:07:08,388 --> 01:07:11,349 I will do it with my spear and magic helmet 671 01:07:11,565 --> 01:07:13,479 Your spear and magic helmet? 672 01:07:13,572 --> 01:07:15,637 - Spear and magic helmet - Magic helmet? 673 01:07:15,661 --> 01:07:16,993 Magic helmet 674 01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:19,080 Magic helmet. 675 01:07:19,507 --> 01:07:22,681 Yes. Magic helmet 676 01:07:22,767 --> 01:07:26,310 And I'll give you a sample 677 01:07:38,735 --> 01:07:39,768 Bye. 678 01:07:40,908 --> 01:07:42,655 That was the rabbit. 679 01:08:13,846 --> 01:08:16,473 Brunhilde 680 01:08:16,563 --> 01:08:19,486 You're so lovely 681 01:08:19,656 --> 01:08:21,986 Yes, I know it 682 01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:24,660 I can't help it 683 01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:27,597 Brunhilde 684 01:08:27,681 --> 01:08:30,439 Be my love 685 01:09:25,197 --> 01:09:29,999 Return my love 686 01:09:30,129 --> 01:09:35,015 A longing burns deep inside me 687 01:09:35,145 --> 01:09:40,150 Return my love 688 01:09:40,537 --> 01:09:45,423 I want you always beside me 689 01:09:45,929 --> 01:09:50,898 Love like ours must be 690 01:09:51,446 --> 01:09:56,368 Made for you and for me 691 01:09:57,633 --> 01:10:00,129 Return 692 01:10:00,726 --> 01:10:04,815 Won't you return, my love? 693 01:10:05,115 --> 01:10:10,001 For my love is yours 694 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:27,431 I'll kill the rabbit! 695 01:10:28,606 --> 01:10:30,437 Arise, storm! 696 01:10:31,908 --> 01:10:34,701 North winds blow! South winds blow! 697 01:10:34,792 --> 01:10:37,883 Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! 698 01:10:38,554 --> 01:10:40,182 Smog! 699 01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:48,333 White lightning, strike the rabbit! 700 01:11:10,029 --> 01:11:12,192 What have I done? 701 01:11:13,874 --> 01:11:15,787 I've killed the rabbit 702 01:11:17,970 --> 01:11:20,014 Poor little bunny 703 01:11:21,356 --> 01:11:23,900 Poor little rabbit 704 01:11:37,783 --> 01:11:41,242 What did you expect in an opera, a happy ending? 705 01:11:45,432 --> 01:11:49,903 I will say this for Elmer. He really doesn't want us for food. 706 01:11:49,988 --> 01:11:52,949 He just does it 'cause he's a sportsman. 707 01:11:54,252 --> 01:11:57,948 That's different than some people who go hunting because they're really hungry... 708 01:11:57,972 --> 01:12:01,515 like a coyote for instance, who will eat anything... 709 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,190 including me. 710 01:12:25,309 --> 01:12:27,056 What's up, doc? 711 01:12:27,231 --> 01:12:31,263 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius. 712 01:12:32,373 --> 01:12:36,469 I'm not selling anything nor am I working my way through college. 713 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:38,353 So let's get down to cases. 714 01:12:38,517 --> 01:12:41,940 You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. 715 01:12:42,028 --> 01:12:43,942 Now, don't try to get away. 716 01:12:44,035 --> 01:12:48,373 I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are... 717 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:51,009 and I'm a genius... 718 01:12:51,308 --> 01:12:55,724 while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. 719 01:12:56,073 --> 01:13:00,105 So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers. 720 01:13:01,047 --> 01:13:04,074 I'm sorry, Mac. The lady of the house ain't home and besides... 721 01:13:04,098 --> 01:13:06,891 we mailed you people a check last week. 722 01:13:13,001 --> 01:13:16,378 Why do they always want to do it the hard way? 723 01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:28,926 Wile E., you genius. 724 01:13:29,094 --> 01:13:30,889 You've done it again. 725 01:14:13,986 --> 01:14:16,910 - What's cooking, doc? - Rabbit stew. 726 01:14:19,504 --> 01:14:21,881 I'm such a genius! 727 01:14:23,182 --> 01:14:24,810 Smells mighty good! 728 01:14:24,937 --> 01:14:28,230 But there's only one little thing wrong with it. 729 01:14:28,574 --> 01:14:31,534 - There is? What? - No rabbit. 730 01:14:37,394 --> 01:14:40,936 I'm looking over a three-leaf clover 731 01:14:41,030 --> 01:14:44,121 That I overlooked be three 732 01:14:49,055 --> 01:14:51,136 Back to the old drawing board. 733 01:15:00,049 --> 01:15:02,759 Genius, that's what it is! Sheer genius! 734 01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:26,167 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 735 01:15:27,511 --> 01:15:29,511 I like the way that rolls out. 736 01:15:29,768 --> 01:15:34,737 Wile E. Coyote. Super genius. 737 01:15:44,188 --> 01:15:46,566 Wile E. Coyote. 738 01:15:46,905 --> 01:15:48,701 Super genius. 739 01:15:56,895 --> 01:16:00,402 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud. 740 01:16:01,577 --> 01:16:05,285 And remember, mud spelled backwards is "dum." 741 01:16:09,393 --> 01:16:12,484 Even a genius gets the message after a while... 742 01:16:12,570 --> 01:16:14,761 and realizes that eating rabbit... 743 01:16:14,785 --> 01:16:18,126 cooked or raw isn't such a smart idea. 744 01:16:18,714 --> 01:16:22,721 Raw rabbit? What a revolting idea. 745 01:16:22,936 --> 01:16:27,774 So old Wile E. decided that he'd better pursue something more his size. 746 01:16:28,370 --> 01:16:29,653 For instance... 747 01:35:31,866 --> 01:35:34,029 How's that for a big production? 748 01:35:34,123 --> 01:35:38,219 I'll bet even old Cecil B. De Mille would be jealous of that one. 749 01:35:38,387 --> 01:35:43,225 I'm sure old Neanderthal person never envisaged anything like that... 750 01:35:43,319 --> 01:35:45,898 when he started that very first chase. 751 01:35:45,994 --> 01:35:48,861 But then if he hadn't invented the chase... 752 01:35:49,129 --> 01:35:53,765 maybe, just maybe, laughter wouldn't have been invented either... 753 01:35:53,894 --> 01:35:57,651 and that, old buddies, would have been a real loss. 754 01:35:58,784 --> 01:35:59,866 Who knows? 755 01:35:59,955 --> 01:36:05,126 Maybe, just maybe the whole universe will get the idea... 756 01:36:05,598 --> 01:36:09,354 and stars and suns, meteors and comets... 757 01:36:09,443 --> 01:36:13,914 even galaxies will realize how necessary laughter is... 758 01:36:13,999 --> 01:36:16,377 and how much fun chases are. 759 01:36:16,633 --> 01:36:18,047 And... 760 01:36:24,491 --> 01:36:29,377 And finally, all will once again be peaceful and quiet. 761 01:36:32,098 --> 01:36:33,726 Or will it? 762 01:36:39,873 --> 01:36:40,906 Yes? 763 01:36:44,429 --> 01:36:45,511 Well? 764 01:36:51,493 --> 01:36:54,916 After all, credits where credit is due. 765 01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:39,263 Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds.