today i'm going to tell you how i the
ugliest guy
ever turned the two hottest girls of my
school
into my girlfriends it all started in
11th grade when i couldn't focus in
class because the girls were too
hot i think they competed for who could
wear the least clothes without being
expelled from
expelled from but unfortunately i was both poor and
but unfortunately i was both poor and
ugly
my nickname was mr maggot and girls were
disgusted by my acne
i absolutely hated life until our school
switched to an online grading system
it took me less than four hours to
bypass the firewall and gain
administrator access to it
suddenly i could change the grades of
anyone in our school
so i decided to give rocco four d's on
his report card
you see rocco was a big bully and one
time i saw him telling his girlfriend
i don't care what plans you had you will
sleep at my house tonight
ironically one week later it came out
that he had cheated on her with another
girl
and they broke up anyway one day i saw
molly
the hottest girl at our school crying on
the floor because she had failed her
exam
i knew i could rescue her and said hey
do you want straight a's on your report
card of course
i do anything for good grades i pulled
out my laptop and showed her that i had
full access to the school's online
grading system
oh my god that's so cool i always knew
you were smart
and thank you so much for helping me out
you were such a nice guy
well i didn't say i'd do it for free
oh so what do you want in return
oh i had many things in mind but i was
too
shy to tell her the truth that i wanted
her you see some guys are funny some
guys are confident
and i am the guy that gets you good
grades
i had a lot to offer what if i pay you
100
each month i don't want money but i will
send you my address on facebook
my parents aren't home tonight so you
can come by anytime
i am looking for something serious i
turned around
and left wondering if i had just made
the biggest mistake of my life
what if she told everyone that i the
ugliest guy in our school
had asked her out on a date oh i knew
everyone would make fun of me for the
rest of high school
but right at eight o'clock in the
evening molly came to my house dressed
in a
super hot outfit hey do you like the way
i look
i hope so because i spent three hours on
makeup
just for you wow this was the first time
a girl had ever flirted with me
we decided to watch a movie together and
molly made me put my arm around her
have you ever kissed a girl before i
could respond
she already went ahead and put her lips
on mine it was
absolutely awesome however the next day
in school
molly acted like i didn't exist was she
too embarrassed to show herself
with me i didn't like it and pulled her
to the side
saying let's make our relationship
official oh
please don't people wouldn't understand
why i'm dating you
they all think you are weird right but
that will change once they know i'm
dating you everyone will think i'm cool
oh but you shouldn't care about what
others think of you
exactly from now on i do whatever i want
and right now i want everyone to know
that we are a couple
so the next day we came into the
classroom holding hands and
everyone was shocked especially rocco
he even asked molly why would you be
with him
is he extorting you no i think he's
smart and
funny that's why i love him so much
oh it felt so good to see rocco get mad
his small brain couldn't process that
molly was more interested in me
than him he came over and grabbed me by
the scruff of the neck
saying if i find out you were forcing
molly to date you
then i'm gonna end your pathetic life ha
are you jealous what no
i just care about molly's well-being
don't lie you cheated on your
ex-girlfriend
you treat women like trash he took my
pencil case and threw it across the room
but i didn't mind i knew i had won this
round
and pulled molly on my lap to kiss her i
just couldn't resist showing her off and
provoking rocco
but that was a mistake afterward he told
everyone in school that he wanted to
beat me up
which meant i constantly had to hide
from him i felt like a complete loser
again
well at least until molly told me i've
spoke to rocco's girlfriend miranda
today
i asked her if she would dump him and
date you instead if you got her straight
a's on a report card and she said yes
what was my girlfriend organizing me a
second girlfriend
it felt like a dream come true and the
next day miranda came over to my home
asking
so you can get me straight a's sure
and afterward you can get into any
college you want
miranda was gorgeous and i could tell
that she was actually attracted to me
i think it's because girls like powerful
men and i had lots of power over her
grades
i gently pulled her in for a kiss and
she absolutely loved it
but then i had to interrupt her saying
did you already break up with rocco
no not yet i'm too afraid that he gets
angry at me
i told her to give me her phone then i
took a selfie of us two kissing with our
tongues touching
and sent it to him this was the perfect
revenge for everything he had ever done
to me
he responded with some verbal threats i
can't repeat here on youtube
but that wasn't all molly joined us and
i took a group photo of them two
kissing me on my cheeks i uploaded it to
insta and knew that this photo would
turn me into the coolest guy at our
school
but aren't you scared of rocko he will
kick your ass for stealing his
girlfriend
but i didn't care i had more important
things to focus on
and when i got back to school all the
guys wanted to know how i had gotten
two girlfriends at the same time some of
the cool guys even let me join their
clique and promise to protect me against
rocco
but i gave rocco two f's on his report
guard anyway
so he failed the year and had to change
schools
meanwhile molly and miranda got straight
a's
they stayed my girlfriends until the end
of high school
afterward miranda moved to a different
city but molly and i are still a couple
today
i mean i'm not the hottest guy but i
know i'll get a good job after college
and take good care of her
i guess she's pretty lucky to have me as
her boyfriend
hey i'm janie and three years ago i
started dating eric
he's really good looking and works as an
investment banker
so he makes a lot of money i couldn't
believe a guy like him wanted to date
me after we went out a few times i
wanted to go steady but
then he told me that he wasn't
interested in a long-term relationship
because
he wanted to focus on his career he said
we could still see each other but it
would never be anything serious
that was the last thing i wanted to hear
what was worse was that there were lots
of girls around him at work and
i knew they all wanted to steal him away
from me
that's why i decided to baby trap eric
he knew i was on the pill so i stopped
taking it without telling him
and a few weeks later i was pregnant of
course he was shocked when i told
him the news but eric is very
responsible so he stepped up and said
we have to stay together for the kids
that was the happiest day of my life
do i feel bad for trapping him like that
believe it or not
i really do feel bad and i wouldn't
recommend baby trapping your boyfriend
to anyone
but what would you prefer working a
dead-end job you hate
or staying home with your cute little
boy while your ambitious boyfriend earns
all the money
it was a no-brainer well our son jacob
is two years old now and i
love being his mom he's always making me
laugh with the cute little things he
does
but the best thing in my life is eric
every day when he comes home from work
he takes me into his arm and tells me
how much he loves me
he makes me feel like a princess in a
disney movie
do i deserve to be with him after i baby
trapped him
maybe not but i can't change the past
and that's why i simply focus on being
the best girlfriend i can
i make sure he has a home-cooked meal
when he comes back from work
i take time to listen to his problems
and our relationship
is just amazing i think he might even
propose to me
soon what's even better is that i met
his parents and they are really
wealthy someday eric will inherit their
money
and he'll be able to retire early so we
can travel the world together
by now you might be thinking that i'm
only with eric for his money and
if he lost it all i would leave him but
that's not true at all
you see my family is the most important
thing in my life
i would never be happy if we weren't all
together that's why i want to have a
second
child eric's a great dad and jacob would
love a little brother or sister
this time i talked to eric before coming
off the pill
at first he didn't want to but in the
end he agreed
because he knows it would make our
family complete
he trusts me and i trust him we are a
team and that's how a relationship
should be
i still wish i hadn't baby trapped him
because i will always feel guilty about
it but
i will never tell him what i did because
i'm not gonna risk breaking up our
family
it's a heavy weight on my shoulders but
i think i can bear it
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