环 Uni
环球 Univer
环球私 Universal
环球私人 Universal Ci
环球私人影 Universal Cine
环球私人影咖 Universal Cinema
家乡纯水（矿泉水公司）
我什么都没看到！ I didn't see anything!
他们当时大吵大闹 他们总是这样吵闹 They were yelling. They're always yelling.
我只求能有一丝安宁 All I wanted was some peace and quiet.
放松 伙计 你只是撞到了一直驼鹿 Relax, man. You just hit a moose.
一只驼鹿？ A moose?
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
当然 我经常碰到这种烂事 Yeah, man, I see this kind of shit all the time.
事实上，跟I-95近期发生的事比起来 这个连“烂事”都算不上 In fact, this ain't shit compared to what just happened on I-95 recently.
那次是一个女的撞到了一头驼鹿， I mean, a lady hit a moose and the motherfucker
她直直的冲破了风挡玻璃 伙计 went right through the windshield, man.
不会吧 No.
千真万确 Yeah.
我当时跟我堂兄正在聚会… I was partying with my cousin.
你知道的… 哪种聚会？ - You know... - What kind of partying?
就是那种… 明白了 - partying like... - Okay.
我就像楠塔基特岛上那些 “老二”大得连婊子都受不了的家伙们那样 getting some hair pie like the man from Nantucket
正跟几个“小毛穴”大战三百和呢 whose dong was so long them bitches couldn't even fuck it?
然后这该死的驼鹿打断了我的“阅屄式” And this fucking moose pissed on my pussy parade, man.
我不得不在星期天跑出来 就是因为 I had to come down on a Sunday because he's sitting
它（驼鹿）清醒的坐在一辆沃尔沃的前座上 in the front seat of a Volvo wide awake
脑袋从玻璃上的破洞伸出来 with his head sticking out the cracks in the glass and shit, man.
可怜的家伙 Poor guy.
我必须把它弄下来 I had to put him down.
但是我先拍了一张照片 But I got a picture of it.
我一直随身带着这张照片 因为每次我把这个故事讲给人听的时候 I carry this shit with me now 'cause every time I'd tell that story
他们都不相信 nobody would believe me.
一笑了之吧 伙计 好的。 - Laugh it off, man. - Okay.
这算不上什么 好的 - This ain't shit. - Okay.
好了吗？把孩子们送到学校去吧 好吗？ All right? Just get the kids to school, all right?
当然 好的 谢谢你 Yeah, okay. Thank you.
再次感谢 Thank you.
闭嘴！ Stop!
温斯顿 能听到吗？ Winston, do you copy?
是的 长官 我听着呢 Yes, sir, I'm here.
你他妈在哪？ Where the hell are you?
史密斯桥大道 我正在清理巴士事故的现场 Smith Bridge Road. I'm still clearing the scene from that bus accident.
我不在乎是不是智障开的巴士 I don't give a shit if it's a handicapped bus
现在公路上到处都是喋喋不休的弱智 and there's a bunch of retards splattered all over the road.
我需要你现在就回来 I need you back here now.
不知从哪冒出来一大堆西装革履的家伙 There's a bunch of suits up here
不停的问一大堆关于我们办事流程的洋问题 asking a whole lot of big-city questions about the way we do things.
他们今早刚去过“小木屋” They were up at the cabin this morning
我想要确保你这蠢货弄清楚状况 and I need to make sure that your stupid ass
你明白吗？ is on the same page. Do you get me?
是的 长官 我懂了 Yes, sir, I'm on it.
桑迪泰勒可笑得要命 Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous.
你-你 约翰 你刚才趴在方向盘上睡着了 Yo- yo, John, you were just asleep at the wheel
当着校花的面 for the hottest girl in school.
是的 她不是我的类型 Yeah, not my type.
等等 你说桑迪不是你的类型？ Wait, Sandy is not your type?
你什么意思？ What does that even mean?
难道你是玻璃（同性恋）？你跟你爸说过吗？ Does that mean you're gay? Did you tell your dad?
他抑郁了吗？ 还是- Was he bummed, or-
伙计 你天天都能见到她 你知道的她简直是噩梦 Dude, you see her every day. You know she's a nightmare.
不 我不知道 No, I don't know that.
事实上 你也不知道 你不知道自己想要那种类型 In fact, neither do you. You don't even have a type,
约翰 别太认真了 John, you have an obsession.
卡西！卡西 我爱你！ 'Cassie! Cassie, I love you!
你能亲我吗？你能- Would you kiss me? Would you-'
说真的 伙计 别拿这张欲求不满的臭脸对着我 Seriously, man, don't take your fucking blue balls out on me, man.
不要以为这里只有你想着 Don't think you're the only dude here thinking about taking
带完美小姐去“新城” Miss Gorgeous to Boomtown.
我还知道你是唯一一个 I actually know you are the only person here
笨到即使知道她的前男友 dumb enough to take a girl out whose ex-boyfriend
是“踢掉牙”黑带也仍然要约她出来的人 does have a fucking black belt in kicking teeth in.
听着 伙计 我跟你说- Look, man, I told you-
她是不可能跟我出来的 there's no way that she's gonna go with me
她才跟他分手没几天 你操心这些干什么？ just days after breaking up with him. Why do you care anyway?
既然你讨厌舞会 干脆别去了 You hate the prom, so drop it.
我知道 舞会很烂 但是这是两码事 I know, prom blows. But this is a whole different thing.
这对你很重要 This is important for you.
知道我什么意思吗？这就像… You know what I mean? This is like...
此外 这证明了你对姑娘们知之甚少 Besides, it really just proves how little you know about girls anyway.
那么-嘿 我他妈正说话呢 过来 So- hey, I'm fucking talking. Come on.
如果她跟他分手了 那是因为她终于认识到 If she broke up with him, it's 'cause she finally realized
连混蛋都要比他强 how big of a fucking douchebag the guy is.
至于跟你去参加舞会 那就像是最终的火力出击 是吗？ And going to prom with you, that's like the ultimate power move, all right?
你是全学校最聪明的家伙 You're the smartest dude in school,
你认识她都一辈子了 you've fucking known the girl your whole life,
你还深深的爱着她 and you're head over heels in love with her.
不是吗？ 我是说 别泄气 All right? I mean, come on.
对于这些婊子来说 怨恨跟钱一样重要 Spite is almost as important to those bitches as- as money.
知道我说什么吗？她知道这一切 You know what I mean? She knows all this.
我是说 现在马克已经出局了 I mean, now that Marc is out of the picture,
她正好也要一雪前耻 revenge is exactly what she needs.
对于这里的任何一个女孩来说 For every single girl in this building,
复仇是第一位的 that is the priority- revenge.
我是说 看那边那一对野兽 I mean, look at those 2 fucking savages right there.
嘿 这就这么回事- Hey. That's how it is-
好了 好了 我会考虑的 All right, all right, I'll think about it.
干就好了 给你的小妞刮刮“胡子” 一鼓作气 Just fucking do it. Shave your pussy, get it over with.
我为你的理想鼓劲 你要坚持下去 I'm rallying for your fucking cause. You need to do this thing.
好了 我正在想这件事呢 All right, I'm thinking about it.
不做你会后悔的 You'll regret it if you don't.
见鬼 Fuck.
我要去车上取我的护目镜 I gotta get my goggles from the car.
你会帮我请假吗？ 我该怎么说？ - Will you cover for me? - What do you want me to say?
我不知道-说我来月经了怎么样 伙计 I don't know- I'm on my fucking period, man.
说我去取卫生棉条 Gotta get tampons.
好了 快去快回 All right, well, hurry up.
听你的 Whatever.
闭嘴 什么都别说 Shut up. Don't say a word.
听听 别人都在议论 Listen, people are talking.
跟他们没关系的事 他们怎么就能传得这么快 And how they're talking so soon when it's none of their fucking business,
我不知道 但是我听到些风声 I don't know. But I hear things.
我不喜欢我听到的这些 I don't like what I hear.
所以你和你的狗屎朋友们 So you and your bullshit friends
最好离我的女孩远点儿 better stay the hell away from my girl.
听懂我的话了吗？ Do you understand me?
听着 老兄… Look, man...
把手拿开 好的 - Get your hands off me. - Okay.
听着 我不在乎她跟你说了什么 Listen, I don't care what she tells you
或者你自以为知道的 她是我的 or what you think you know, she's mine.
听明白了吗？ Do you get it?
没什么大不了的 伙计 It's cool, man.
没什么大不了的？ It's cool?
是的 真的？ - Yeah. - Really?
你死定了 You're dead.
校长室 是让人灰心 让人灰心 It's frustrating. It's frustrating.
你-我让你心灰意冷 这我知道 You- I'm frustrating to you. I understand that.
宝贝？宝贝？亲爱的 听我说 Honey? Honey? Sweetie, listen to me.
可人儿 求你了 听我说 Angel, please listen to me.
别挂- 别挂- Don't hang- don't hang-
在我开始教训你之前 你还有什么话要说吗？ You have anything to say for yourself before I launch into my tirade?
没有？ Nothing?
离毕业还有5周 There are 5 weeks left in school.
数数- 5周 Count them- 5 weeks.
你是个聪明的孩子 And you're a smart kid.
你成绩很好 秋天就能上大学了 You got good grades. You're going to college in the fall.
为什么你要做诸如 Why would you go and do something so stupid
打架这类的蠢事？为什么？ like start a fight? Why?
不是我挑起的 I didn't start it.
不好意思 我没听到 再说一遍？ I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What?
我说 不是我挑起的 I said I didn't start it.
你现在应该在什么地方？ Where are you supposed to be right now?
生物课上 Biology.
霍克小姐还是詹宁斯太太？ Miss Hawker or Mrs. Jennings?
霍克 Hawker.
那好 你回去最好管好你的屁股 Well, you better get your little butt down there.
就算是我 也不能让你旷她的课 Not even I can spare you from that.
乔纳森？ 什么事？ - Jonathan? - Yeah?
别让我再在这里见到你？ I don't want to see you around here again?
明白吗？ Capiche?
出去吧 Now get out.
嗨 我- Hi. I'm-
把解剖刀放在喉咙下边 Place the scalpel at the base of the throat
然后小心的切开一条缝 and carefully make a slit
一直切到 all the way down the front
青蛙的肚脐 of the frog's belly.
现在… Now...
顺便问一下 我迟到惹了什么麻烦了吗？ Got in trouble for being late, by the way.
是啊 嗯 我也一样 Yeah, well, so did I.
…订下去… ...and tack it down...
不敢相信我居然错过了你被修理的场面 I can't believe I missed you getting your ass kicked.
那是不是我刚刚谈到她以后发生的 That was, like, right after I talked about her too.
就像隔空取物- Like telekinesis-
等等 心灵感应还是隔空取物- 是哪个？ wait, telepathy or teleki- which one?
你知道 我不太想谈这些 艾力克斯 You know, I don't really want to talk about it, Alex.
我想知道我们是不是应该等到他教训你我才离开 I wonder if we would wait till I left until he kicked your ass.
不知道为什么 我不认为这有什么大不了的 Somehow I don't think it would have mattered.
是的，你说得对 我甚至不知道我说到哪了 Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where I was going with that.
艾力克斯 希克斯！ 什么事 夫人？ - Alex Hicks! - Yes, ma'am?
安静！ Quiet!
对不起 这是第二次警告 - Sorry. - That's strike 2!
再有一次你就要去办公室呆着了 One more strike and you're headed to the office.
刻薄的老巫婆 Mean old hag.
现在做一个切口 Now make an incision
穿过肌肉组织 through the muscular tissue.
嘿 Hey.
没门儿 No way.
你觉得他们传的关于玛丽的事 是不是真的 You think what they say about Mary is true,
就是她怀孕的事？ that she's pregnant?
什么？ What?
霍克小姐刚让你们闭嘴 Miss Hawker just told you guys to shut up,
闭嘴吧 我还要听课呢 so shut up. I'm trying to learn.
那就是你的舞伴 There's your prom date.
伙计 知道吗？ Dude, you know what?
把我说的关于约卡西去舞会的的事忘掉吧 伙计 Fuck what I said about taking Cassie to the prom, man.
牵扯太大 Serious ramifications involved.
麻烦大了 Big fucking problem.
现在把心脏放旁边 Now set the heart aside.
接着是肝脏 Next is the liver.
马克是混蛋 Marc's a fucking douchebag.
假设我们的爸爸也是百万富翁 我们是不是也一样混蛋？ Think if our dads were millionaires, we'd be douchebags too?
不知道 I don't know.
你应该是 You would be.
你这小混蛋 You little shit.
嘿 你还好吗？ Hey, are you all right?
是的 Yeah.
不 No.
怎么了？ What's the problem?
我被抛弃了 I got dumped.
忘恩负义的东西 Ungrateful shit.
我不认识那家伙 I don't know the guy,
但是在我看来 but anybody that would do that to you
任何这么对你的人都是蠢货 is a fool, in my opinion.
我是说 如果他没有意识到原来他是多么走运 I mean, if he didn't realize how lucky he was,
那么 他简直就是地球上最笨的人 then he's, like, the stupidest guy on earth.
真的？ Really?
真的 Really.
等等 等等 等等 Wait wait. Wait.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
没什么 Nothing.
对不起 是牙套弄的 Sorry, it's the braces.
好极了 It's cool.
嘿… Hey...
怎么？我们是一起去舞会还是- So what's the deal? We gonna go to prom together or-
这样可以吗？ Is that cool?
不 No.
好吧 我只是-我只是假设… Well, I just- I just assumed...
听着 孩子 Look, kid,
你真好心还善解人意 you're real nice and sweet and everything.
但是这不是我和你的事 好吗？ But this wasn't about you and me, okay?
这是关于复仇的 This was about revenge.
复-复仇 Re- revenge.
是的 Yeah.
还有 我要工作为了生存 Besides, I work for a living.
你能-你能跟我去舞会吗？我是说- Would you- would you please go to prom with me? I mean-
如果我能找到其他女孩来替我值班 If I can get one of the other girls to cover my shift,
或许我会去那儿找你 maybe I'll meet you there.
怎么样？ How's that?
当然 当然 当然 太好了 Yeah. Yeah yeah. that's awesome.
我是说 事实上我完全能理解 That- I mean, that actually works better for me
长远来看 这很好 很好 in the long run. That's cool. Okay.
我们舞会见 I will see you-- prom.
舞会见 See you there.
下午好 乔纳森 Good afternoon, Jonathan.
嘿 Hey.
达里尔 戴恩 Daryl, Dane.
我们听说你被修理了 We heard about you getting your butt kicked.
听说你哭得像个小娘们儿 Heard you cried like a little pussy.
是的 事情不完全是这样 Yeah, that's not exactly what happened.
我们可不是这么听说的 That's not how we were informed.
是的 艾力克斯说你- Yeah, Alex said that your little-
那么现在是不是可以大胆假设 So, is it now safe to assume
今晚你一定能来吗？ that you will be coming over tonight after all?
我不知道 伙计们 这可是舞会之夜 I don't know, you guys. It's prom night.
号外号外 约翰-舞会烂透了 News flash, John- prom blows.
你怎么能为了同性恋舞会而错过 How you gonna pass up 'Bride of the Cannibals 2:
‘食人族的新娘2：导演剪辑版’ The Director's Cut' for a gay dance?
这可是史上最疯狂的续集 在26个国家被禁映 It's the most insane sequel ever made; it's banned in over 26 countries.
你能理解这有多么了不起吗？ Can you even begin to comprehend that awesomeness?
是啊 我们听说里面有一个 Yeah, we heard there's this one part
满嘴尖牙的女人一口咬掉了 一个家伙的老二和蛋蛋 where the broad with the piranha teeth bites the guy's dick and balls.
约翰 你能看到特写镜头 John, you see it in a close-up.
听起来确实不错 That does sound good.
当然 Yeah.
但我还是不能确定晚上要干什么 But I'm still not sure what I'm doing tonight.
你说不知道晚上要干什么是什么意思？ What do you mean you don't know what you're doing?
舞会还有5个小时就要开始了 Prom's in, like, 5 hours.
这个时候你找谁当舞伴？你妈妈吗？ Who are you gonna ask at this point, your mother?
如果妈妈允许我去跳舞 If Mom would let me go to the dance,
我今晚一定要多玩几个小穴 I'd be fucking so much pussy tonight.
嘿 约翰 嘿 卡西 - Hey, John. - Hey, Cassie.
你想要跟我走走吗？ Hey, do you want to walk with me?
是的 当然 Yeah, sure.
是吗？ Yeah?
我一会再来找你们 好吗？ I'll catch you guys later. Cool?
天啊 这一对真滑稽 My God, those 2 are so funny.
达里尔和戴恩吗？ 是的 - D8D? - Yeah.
天啊 我听说戴恩的高考考了1500分 My God, I heard Dane scored 1,500 on his SATs.
是1550 什么？ - 1,550. - What?
是的 不可能 那个孩子才多大？ - Yeah. - No way. How old is that kid?
大概12岁 天啊 - Like 12. - My God.
是的 但是我想他是 Yeah, but I think he's living proof
一个人可以集聪明和愚蠢于一身的最好证明 that you can be smart and stupid at the same time.
你真应该看看他和艾力克斯在一起的时候 You should see when he and Alex get together.
艾力克斯-我好像还从来没跟他说过话呢 Alex- I haven't talked to him in, like, forever.
太奇怪了 他怎么样？ It's so weird. How is he?
他很好 你知道吗？ He's good, you know?
他永远是艾力克斯 是吗？ - He's still Alex. - Yeah?
是的 我想我们一会就要去他们家 Yeah, I think we're gonna go over to their house later
然后看几部电影或者干点什么 and watch some movies or something.
好的 那么你就不去舞会了吗？ Okay. So you're not going to prom?
不 Nah.
是的 我也一样 Yeah, me neither.
好吧 你是不是要离开这里 Well, you'll probably be disappearing
去上什么牛X的医学院 to some amazing medical school soon, right?
我已经被亚当斯州立学院录取了 I did get into Adams.
你进亚当斯州立学院了？ 是的 - You got into Adams? - Yeah.
天啊 为什么你不告诉我？ 我这不是正在跟你说呢吗 - My God, why didn't you tell me? - I'm telling you now.
那么 恭喜你 太棒了 这是你一直想要的 Well, congratulations. That's awesome. That's what you wanted.
是的 我猜是这样的 Yeah, I guess it is.
谢谢 Thanks.
那么 你怎么样？ So, how are you doing?
什么怎么样？ 所有事 - What? - Everything.
我不知道 我是说 还算不错吧 我也不太确定 I don't know. I mean, it's okay. I don't know.
我很好 我不知道 人际关系方面有点困难 I'm fine, I don't know. Like, relationships are hard.
又能怎么样呢？无聊透顶 What can you do? Yackety schmakety.
尽管这是个正确的决定 It was the right decision, though.
是吗？ 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你知道 你可能是我认识的唯一一个 You know, you're probably the only person I know
有终生目标的人了 who's actually going to do something with their life.
哪有 不是这样 不 就是这样 - Come on, that's not true. - No, it's true.
说真的 就像我 我不知道以后要做什么 Seriously, like, I have no clue what I'm gonna do.
没人会知道 你也明白的 Nobody does, you know?
天啊 一旦你以一个著名医生的身份 My God, everybody's going to be so super jealous
回到这里 大家肯定都要嫉妒死你了 when you come back to town and you're this really famous doctor
更别说他们到时候都只是一群 领着丑孩子的肥嘟嘟的老百姓 and they're all a bunch of fat townies with ugly babies.
我是认真的 知道吗 即使是马克也曾经嫉妒过你的 I'm serious. Like, even Marc was jealous of you, you know that?
少来了 卡西 你说的这些奉承话 Come on, Cassie, all these compliments you're paying me
把我弄得浑身不自在 are making me a little uncomfortable.
好吧 你知道 好好享受吧 今天是你跟大家在一起的最后一天了 Well, you know, today's the only day you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy.
卡西 妈妈正找你呢！ Cassie, Mom's looking for you!
知道了 我想你应该走了 - Okay. - I guess you better get going?
是啊 能跟你说话真高兴 约翰 Yeah. Well, it was nice talking to you, John.
是啊 是啊 我也一样 - Yeah. Yeah, you too. - Bye.
嗨 卡西 等等！ Hey, Cassie, wait up!
嘿 你想要跟我去舞会吗？ Hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
听着 我知道你经历了一大堆乱七八糟的事 Look, I know you've been through a lot- things are a mess...
但是这可是毕业舞会 明白吗？ but it's prom, you know?
我不清楚 这是高中时代的最后几周了 I don't know, it's the last few weeks of high school,
我刚想明白 这可是那种如果错过会遗恨终生的事 and I just figure it'd be the kind of thing that we'd regret not having done.
听着 我真的很想去 Look, I really want to go.
你也是唯一的我能邀请的舞伴 And you're the only person I could see myself going with.
那么 怎么样？ So how about it?
我去不了 约翰 对不起 I can't, John. I'm sorry.
听着 如果你是担心我被打这类事 Look, if you're worried about me getting beat up or anything,
那你不用担心 不 我不是担心这些 - don't worry about it. - No, I'm not worried about that.
我担心诸如 我哥哥的病 我有一大堆要做的事 Like, I- it's just like my brother's sick and I've got all this stuff to do.
就像是 我不知怎么说 And it's just, like, I don't know.
多到做不完的事 明白吗？ It's just too much, you know?
我明白 是吗？ - I understand. - Yeah?
是的 没关系 好的 电话联系 - Yeah, it's all right. - Well, call me later.
再见 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
’食人族的新娘‘真是 'Bride of the Cannibals' it is.
傻透了 Stupid.
你的薄煎饼 宝贝儿 Here's your pancakes, sweetie.
露西尔 Lucille.
我这一整天都在想你的煎薄饼 I've been dreaming about your pancakes all day.
我知道 宝贝儿 I know, baby.
小男孩儿都是这么说的 That's what all the young boys say.
怎么搞的 伙计？ What the fuck, man?
比尔！比尔！ Bill! Bill!
上帝啊 好吧 比尔！ - Jesus. - Okay, Bill!
从邪恶中拯救我们吧！ Deliver us from all of this evilness!
恶魔！我知道是你干的！ Full of the devil! I know you did it!
比尔 呼吸 Bill, you gotta breathe.
呼吸 呼吸 以一切神圣的名义 Breathe. Breathe. In the name of all that is holy,
赞美我主 hallelujah, Lord.
快播911 9-1-1.
上帝 请拯救我们于恶人之手 God, deliver us from these evil evil people!
天啊！ My God!
比尔 你有麻烦了！ 比尔！ Bill, you're in trouble! Bill!
救护车马上就到 The ambulance will be right here.
比尔 我知道你从哪来 比尔 Bill, I know where you come from, Bill.
我知道你- 挺住 比尔！ I know you're- come on, Bill!
哈利路亚！哈利路亚！（赞美上帝） Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
见鬼 Shit.
真是坏消息 简直糟透了 This is bad news. This is real bad news.
说话？ Yeah?
我希望你还没脱衣服 我带来了大新闻 I hope you're dressed. I have got big news.
整个小组都要去舞会 The entire team is going to the prom after all.
你是说现在我又归队了？ So there's an 'I' in team now?
约翰 别试了 你确实不擅长幽默 John, don't try to be funny. You're not good at it.
你真的没有幽默感 嘿 别挂电话 You're just not good at it. Hey, don't hang up.
我不是故意的 不不不不不 I didn't mean that. No no no no no no.
约翰？约翰？ John? John?
直说吧 你听到之后一定会感兴趣的 - Spit it out. - Funny you should say that actually.
你只要知道我有一个舞会的舞伴了 All you need to know is that I have a date for prom.
你要把你的屁股从床上挪下来 You need to get your ass out of fucking bed,
穿好西装戴好领带 就是这样 get on a suit and tie, and that's it.
你知道 在上周听了你拿舞会开的玩笑之后 You know, after listening to you rag on prom for the last week,
我想我终于死心了 I think I finally came around.
舞会烂透了 Prom blows.
怎么这么久才接 That was a lot of rings.
我要挂了 别 别 哥们儿 别这样 - I'm gonna go now. - No, no, dude, come on.
求你了 哥们儿 Dude, please.
求你了 你不能让我一个人去 Please? You can't let me go to this by myself.
你是我的铁子 你不能这样做 书上可不是这么说的 You're my best friend. You can't do that. It's not in the book.
你不能这样 求你了 哥们儿 You can't do this. Please, man.
求你了 Please.
求你了 好吧 - Please? - All right.
我会去的 I'll go.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
嘿 谁在那儿？ - Hey. - Who goes there?
警察 开门 Police. Open up.
好的 Okay.
快点儿 Come on.
嘿 听着 她自己说已经18岁了 Hey, look, she said she was 18.
我一直都相信孩子们说的话的 I always believe what children say.
不 伙计 我要看你的发货清单 No, man, I need to see your delivery schedule.
打开这该死的门 快点儿 好的 - Open the fucking gate. Come on. - Okay.
好的 没问题 Okay, all right.
钥匙在我这里 I got the key right here.
不对 不是这把 别磨蹭 伙计 - No, wrong key. - Come on, man.
这可是紧急情况 找到了 - It's a fucking emergency. - I found it.
不 可能是这一把 No. Maybe it's this one.
婊子养的 Son of a bitch.
看着像是那把 这儿呢 Looks like that one. Here it is.
真恶心 Gross.
嘿 Hey.
对不起 我不是想要吓你 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
瑞克 Rick.
你来这儿干什么？ What are you doing here?
什么意思？我是来看你的 What do you mean? I came to see you.
看我？ Me?
是的 这样不好吗？ Yeah. Is that not okay?
不 我是说 这样挺好 桑迪怎么样了？ No. I mean, yes. I mean, what about Sandy?
她正忙着准备她的舞会皇后获奖感言呢 She's busy preparing her prom queen speech.
我实在听不下去了 Couldn't take it.
还有 我想跟你说话 Plus I wanted to talk to you.
真的？ Really?
当然 Sure.
哇 这里-看起来好极了 Yeah, the place- it looks really great.
你干得不错 You do great work.
这真这么想？ You think so?
是的 Yeah.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
忘恩负义的小杂种 Ungrateful little shits.
快来 Come on.
如果老师突然出现怎么办？ 来游泳池吗？ - What if the teachers show up? - To the pool?
脱衣服呀 Get 'em off.
快点儿！太完美了！ Come on! It's beautiful!
瑞克 弗雷德里卡 - Rick. - Frederica.
我想要上你 I want to fuck you.
等等 带套套了吗？ Wait, do you have a condom?
我会射在外面的 I'll pull out.
什么？ 怎么了？ What? What's wrong?
你正来月经吗？ Are you on your period?
不 我还是处女呢 No, I'm a virgin.
什么？现在怎么办？ 见鬼！ - What- what now? - Fuck!
我的牙 My tooth.
这他妈怎么回事？ What the fuck?
天啊 帮帮我！ My God, help me!
离我远点儿 Stay away from me.
瑞克 帮帮我 Rick, help me.
你怎么了？ What is wrong with you?
我跟朋友们打赌 赌你很容易“上手” I bet my friends that you would be an easy fuck,
不是让你这个样子 全完了！ not that you would be all fucked up!
帮帮我！ Help me!
你的血流到我的嘴里了！ You bled in my mouth!
弗雷德里卡 Frederica?
弗雷德里卡 别这样！ Frederica, stop it!
该死 Shit.
弗雷德里卡！ Frederica!
该死 Shit.
操！ Fuck!
我是不是让人眼前一亮？ He cleans up real good?
你从哪弄的？ Where did you get that?
我妈妈从阁楼翻出来的 My mom got it down from the attic.
确实衣冠楚楚的 Well, it's very dapper.
衣冠楚楚吗？我喜欢 Dapper? I like that.
那么我们是不是应该打电话？ So should we just call it?
去找达里尔和戴恩然后一起看通宵电影？ Head over to D8D's and watch movies all night?
是的 我们应该这样 Yeah, we should.
好吧 去他的 混帐！ Well, fuck that, motherfucker!
今晚她会跟我睡的 我敢肯定 We're gonna get laid tonight. I got a sure thing in there.
加油 就是这样的 宝贝- Come on. This is it, baby-
生活糟透了 最后再多一个糟糕的晚上 也他妈不算多 one last night to hate your life just a little bit fucking more.
就这样了 混帐 This is it, motherfucker.
2个男人一起去舞会 听着就让人来劲 2 men going to prom together. It's exactly as it should be.
该死 伙计 书面工作我可不擅长 Shit, man. Paperwork's never been my thing.
嘿 小心那些文件 Hey, careful with those files.
嘿 我只是夜班守卫 Hey, I'm just the night guard.
我对那些东西可一点都不懂 I don't know anything about any of that stuff.
如果这是关于篡改记录或者类似的烂事 If this is about some kind of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever,
我可是什么都不知道啊 I don't know nothing about that.
只是 你知道的 一问三不知 Just, you know, say no.
嘿 你那里有没有看到 Hey, you haven't seen my application
我的申请书？看到了吗？ floating around at the station, have you?
我大概6个月前交上去的 I sent one in like 6 months ago.
嘿 今天什么日子？ 星期五 - Hey, what's today? - Friday.
不 今天是几号 伙计 No, the fucking date, man.
天啊！见鬼！ Jesus! Shit!
亲爹啊 Daddy.
你他妈还有酒吗 伙计？ You got another fucking beer, man?
我的秘密藏品 My secret stash.
真好 好极了 Yeah. All right.
当然 Yeah.
我能用下电话吗？ Can I use your phone?
当然 先拨9 Yeah, just dial 9,
听到拨号音后再拨区号 then you'll hear a dial tone, then you dial the area code
然后再拨你要拨的号 跟一般的电话不一样 and then your number. It's different than a regular phone.
通了吗？ 赫尔曼 - Is it working? - Herman.
是我 温斯顿 It's me, Winston.
嘿 伙计 我这里碰到麻烦了 Hey, man, I'm in some deep fucking shit down here.
你得帮我 伙计 关掉游戏 You gotta help me. Man, turn down the 'Sepulter'
听我说 你这混蛋！ and listen to me, motherfucker!
不 我他妈可是认真的 伙计 No, I'm fucking serious, man.
我- 嘿 那些家伙是你的人吗？ - I- - Hey, these guys with you?
别挂 Hold on.
不是 No.
见鬼 伙计！ Fuck, man!
现在帮我一个忙 伙计 Now do me a fucking favor, Man.
你要告诉这些混蛋 You gotta tell these motherfuckers
那些水是从这里来的这个消息是假的 that the water coming out of here is bad news.
他们不能发表 你明白吗？ They cannot deliver it. Do you understand me?
为什么是我去说？ Why do I gotta tell them?
伙计 这是你的狗屁权利 你知道吗？ Man, it's jurisdiction bullshit, you know?
帅哥的准则吗 好吧 Beaurocracy. Okay.
听着 伙计 这会让你成为英雄的 Look, man, you're gonna be a fucking hero for this.
从现在开始 什么样的小穴你都能弄到手 Now, what kind of pussy you're gonna get for this?
伙计 你就要得到“生鱼片”了 Man, you're gonna get the sashimi.
那是什么？ What's that?
那是顶级的小穴 伙计- Man, that's the primo pussy, man-
没有异味 no smell.
他妈个英雄啊 伙计 Fucking hero, man.
太好了 谢谢你 伙计 Yeah. Thanks, man.
这里的水是- The water here is bull-
你的销魂舞伴在哪？ So where is your hot date?
她迟到了 She's late.
或者根本就他妈没来 Or not fucking coming.
我要去弄些潘趣酒 I'm gonna go get some punch.
你要来点儿吗？ Do you want some more?
不 这酒喝着有一股尿味 No, it tastes like someone pissed in it.
我要降低点标准了 I'm gonna go lower my standards.
我找不到瑞克 I can't find Rick!
我可不要站在台上现眼 I am not gonna be embarrassed on that stage!
我是舞会皇后 I am the prom queen
他是舞会之王 and he's the prom king!
为什么要毁了我的人生？ Why are you trying to ruin my life?
桑迪 没人要毁了你的人生 Sandy, nobody's trying to ruin your life.
可能他还在男更衣室 Perhaps he's just in the boys' room.
冷静 Just calm down.
霍克小姐 Miss Hawker?
猜猜我是谁 Guess who.
卡西？ Cassie?
是我！ 卡西！ - It's me! - Cassie!
你来了！ 我来了！ - You're here! - I'm here!
我敢变主意了 来杯潘趣酒 - Yeah, I changed my mind. - Have some punch.
谢谢 是的 我考虑了你今天说的话 Thanks. Yeah, I thought about what you said today.
我不知道 我只是想 你是对的 知道吗？这可是毕业舞会 I don't know, I just thought, you're right. You know? It's prom.
那太好了 我很高兴你能来 That's so great. I'm so glad that you're here.
太好了 嘿 宝贝 - Great. - Hey, baby.
嘿 约翰 宝贝 能让我和约翰单独说会话吗？ Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you can give John and I a minute?
因为我真的也想要跟他道歉 Because I would really like to apologize to him too.
一分钟就好了 好的 - I'll just be a minute. - Okay.
行吗？ 好的 - Okay? - Yeah.
我一会再给你重新拿一杯 I'll bring you a fresh cup.
一会儿见 约翰 Bye, John.
你真的想当个混蛋吗？ Are you trying to be an asshole?
我告诉过你离她远点儿 I told you to stay away from her.
但是你就是离不开 不是吗？ But you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?
不是吗？ Could you?
关于你梦中的女孩儿 你有什么想要知道的吗？ You want to know something about the girl of your dreams over there?
除了她是跟我来舞会的 不是跟你之外 Not only is she here with me and not you,
我还要告诉你 我今晚要上她 but I'm gonna be fucking her tonight.
我要把她带回家去 然后干了她 I'm gonna take her home and I'm gonna fuck her
想怎么干就怎么干 因为我能这样做 every which way I want because I can.
不管我做了什么 她总是会回到我身边 And no matter what I do, she's always gonna come back to me.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think about that?
那又怎样? What?
你喜欢吗？死玻璃？ Do you like that, faggot?
闭嘴！ Stop this!
草泥马！ 草泥马！ Fuck you, man! Fuck you, man!
草泥马！ 你都干了些什么？ - Fuck you! - What did you do?
卡西 我什么都没做 你放屁！ - Cassie, I didn't do anything. - That's a lie!
你肯定做了 为什么你总是要打架？ You did something. Why do you always have to fight?
混蛋！ Asshole!
你打起人来跟你的狗屁男朋友一样 You hit like your fucking boyfriend.
我他妈什么也没做！ I didn't fucking do anything!
胡扯！ 他挑起的！ This is bullshit! He fucking started it!
嘴里干净点！这是今天第二次了 Watch your mouth! This is the second time today
管好自己别犯傻 I've had to deal with this nonsense from you.
你不能呆在这儿了 我不能容忍这种野蛮的行为 You're out of here. I will not tolerate this barbaric behavior-
你他妈瞎了吗？他挑起的！ 出去 出去！ - Are you fucking blind? He started it! - Out out!
我就走！我再也受不了了！ I am out! I can't get any more out than this!
学校糟透了！ School sucks!
约翰 等等！ John, wait!
等等好吗？等等！ Will you wait? Wait!
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
约翰！ John!
约翰 能停下吗？ John, will you wait?
停下来好吗？约翰！ Will you just wait? John!
什么 卡西？什么？你想怎样？ What, Cassie? What? What do you want?
我很抱歉 你抱歉？ - I'm just sorry. - You're sorry?
你为什么而感到‘抱歉’（也有难过的意思）？ 你是因为他们把一切都推到我头上儿‘抱歉’ You're sorry for what? You're sorry that I get blamed for everything
还是你为了你男友是一个 狗屁混蛋而感到‘抱歉’？ or you're sorry that your boyfriend's a fucking asshole?
还是你因为自己太蠢 分不出来好人坏人而‘抱歉’？ Or you're sorry that you're too stupid to tell the difference?
是这样吗？ Is that it?
今晚你得要跟我说明白了 You gotta be a little clearer with me tonight
因为我开始头疼了！ because I've got a bit of a headache!
约翰！ 去你的！ - John! - Fuck you!
他是这个狗屁学校里最烂的人 He is the worst human being in this fucking school,
而你是最好的 and you are the best.
你们两个怎么能合得来？ Now how does that work?
不 我想知道 No, I want to know about that process-
你脑子里是怎么想的 what goes through your head.
你怎么不喜欢我这个跟你青梅竹马 How you can not like me, someone you've known for your entire life,
侍你如皇后一般的人 someone who would treat you like an absolute queen,
而是回去找那堆臭狗屎 and instead go for that piece of shit back there.
为什么？ Why?
因为他有钱？因为他很潮？ Because he's rich? Because he's popular?
我是说 上帝啊 卡西 你不是那么缺钱吧 I mean, Jesus, Cassie, you're not even poor.
我是说 难道这还不够显而易见吗？ I mean, how obvious does it have to be?
你弱智到什么程度才能 You would have to be practically retarded
才能完全看不出我对你的爱慕 not to see that I'm in love with you.
所有人都知道了 Everybody sees it.
马克也知道了 Marc sees it.
你知道这多让人难堪吗？ Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?
不 No.
不 你怎么会知道 No, of course you don't.
我不玩了 结束了 I'm done with it. It's over.
我再也受不了了 卡西 I can't take it anymore, Cassie.
嘿 孩子 你必须回里面去 Hey, kids, you're gonna have to get back inside.
喂 我们正在说话呢 混蛋 Yo, we're having a conversation here, asshole.
不再是了 结束了 Not anymore. It's over.
你要带着你的女友 把她带进去 You need to get your girlfriend and take her back inside.
她不是我女友 好吗 伙计？我要回家了 That's not my girlfriend, all right, man? I'm going home.
站住！ Stop!
现在就进去！ Get inside now!
好的 All right.
这他妈是怎么回事？ 我不知道 - What the hell was that? - I don't know.
我感觉不妙 我们得离开这里 I have a bad feeling. We gotta get out of here.
走吧 Go.
他们是什么人？ Who are they?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我想他们不是警察 But I don't think that they're cops.
现在我需要你进去 帮我把艾力克斯带出来 好吗？ Now I need you to go in there and get Alex, okay?
不管他怎么说 把他带过来 No matter what he says, you get him out of there.
如果需要你可以拽着头发 把他拎出来 好吗？ You drag him by the hair if you have to, okay?
好的 但是其他人怎么办？ Okay. But what about everyone else?
我去把这事告诉克莱尔校长 I'm gonna tell Principal St. Clair what's going on,
但是我一刻也不想再在这里呆下去了 but I'm not staying here any longer than that.
不管他说什么 我们都要从这里出去 好吗？ No matter what he says, we're getting out of here, okay?
好的 Okay.
艾力克斯！艾力克斯！ 卡西 你看到约翰了吗？ - Alex! Alex! - Cassie, have you seen John?
赶紧跟我出来 好吗？ You've got to come outside with me right now, okay?
你是在考验我吧 You just fucking cockblocked me.
好了 别让我把你从舞会上踢出来 跟我走就好了 Okay. Don't get kicked out of prom. Just come with me.
好的 天啊！ - All right. - God!
好啦 好啦 好啦 Well, well, well.
是时候 It is time
公布今年的舞会之王 to announce the prom king
和舞会皇后了！ and the prom queen!
怪胎！ Freak!
天啊 他怎么耽误这么长时间 God, what is taking him so long?
你说什么？难道在哪里 发现尸体或者什么东西了吗？ So what are you talking about? There's dead bodies in here or something?
听我说！ You're not listening to me!
今天我听你说得够多了！ I've had more than enough of this from you!
我告诉你回家了 放手！ - I told you to go home. - Back off!
行了吗？现在游泳池里有死尸 All right? Now there's a dead body in the pool
学校被人包围了 and there's people surrounding the school!
明白吗？做点什么！ All right? Do something!
省省吧 孩子 你把我当成傻瓜吗？ Come on, boy, what kind of fool do you take me for?
克莱尔校长 外面有持枪的人- Principal St. Clair, there are people with guns outside-
坐着箱型车还带着枪！ 你能去看一眼吗？ men in vans with guns! Will you just look?
好吧 在这儿等着 All right, wait a minute.
就在这等 别走开 Stay right here. Do not move.
快去！ Go!
怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
他们把门锁住了！ They locked the doors!
等等 什么？ 我们他妈的被困住了 Wait, what? We're fucking trapped?
外面是怎么回事？ What's going on out there?
我是这所学校的校长！ I'm the principal of this school!
我要求知道这是怎么回事 I demand to know what's going on.
那个女孩是谁？ 为什么大家都看着她？ Who is that girl? Why is everyone looking at her?
这本来应该是我的辉煌之夜！ This is supposed to be my big night!
帮帮我 Help me.
帮帮我！ Help me!
帮我 Help.
这他妈是恐怖袭击 还是怎么回事？ What, is this fucking terrorism or something?
为什么他们把我们锁在这里？ Why'd they lock us in?
我只要能找到电话- 我们得寻求帮助 We just need to find a phone- we need to get help.
不 我们要趁他们把所有门锁住之前出去 No, we need to get out of here before they can lock all the doors.
艺术教室有户外门 Art room has outside doors.
不 礼堂这边的门更好 因为正对着小巷 No, the auditorium's way better 'cause it leads out back.
什么？这是传染病吗？ 你们看到那家伙的脸了么？ What, is this contagious? Did you see that guy's fucking face?
我不知道 伙计 你看着不像是有病 你也不像 I don't know, man. You don't look sick. Neither do you.
怎么他妈回事？ What the fuck?
上次轮到我检查时 只发现有孩子穿着风衣上学 Last time I checked kids were taking trench coats to school,
可没人带生物武器！ not fucking biological weapons!
看看我后背 好的 没事的 - My back. - Okay, all right.
我们得从这儿出去 We need to get out of here.
他们进来了！他们进来了！ They're here! They're here!
看啊 看什么？ - Look. - What?
不 不… No, no...
操 Fuck.
不 不 不… No, no, no...
愚蠢的婊子 Stupid fucking bitch.
那个该死的婊子 That fucking bitch.
死婊子 Fucking bitch.
死… Fucking...
操 Fuck.
我他妈应该怎么办？别他妈往这看 What do I fucking do? Don't fucking look at it.
怎么他妈回事？ What the fuck?
神啊 God.
我要去图书馆 I need to go to the fucking library.
我得去查你经常看的那些医书 对吗? I need to get those medical books- those books you always use, right?
操！ 这不是性病！ - Fuck! - It's not an STD!
你要看医生 不是看书！卡西！ You need a doctor, not a book! Cassie!
卡西！ Cassie!
出事了 Something is wrong.
出大事了 Something is very wrong.
我生孩子了 I had the baby.
请帮帮我 求你了！ Please help me, please!
我-我帮不了你 求你了！ - I- I can't help you. - Please!
你病了 我不能- 我的孩子！我知道该怎么做！ - You're sick, I can't- - My baby! I don't know what to do!
求你了！ Please!
离我远点儿！离我远点儿！ Get away from me! Get away from me!
离我远点儿！ Get away from me!
别再靠近了！ Don't come any closer!
别动！ Don't move, please!
别 别… 哦 天啊！哦 天啊！ - Please, please... - Oh, God! Oh, God!
天啊 God.
卡西！ Cassie!
下去 伙计！别让我看见你 Get the fuck down, man! Get your ass out of sight.
别这样 伙计！你怎么了？ No, man! What's your problem?
我他妈简直是专吸小妞的磁铁 伙计 I'm a fucking chick magnet, man.
整个世界都他妈要完蛋了 And this fucking world's coming to an end,
我们他妈的得从这道奇里出来 and we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge.
不 别这样对我 伙计 No, don't do this to me, man.
我只是下来接你这个蠢货的 伙计 I just came down here to pick your silly ass up, man.
这是什么 伙计？ What is this, man?
清啤酒 你真差劲 Light beer. You are pathetic.
拿回去吧 Take that back.
听着 伙计 我什么都明白了 Listen, man, I got everything figured out.
我把我打的报告 从那个该死的办公室拿出来了 I got my paperwork out of that fucking office.
他们甚至不会知道我去过那儿 伙计 They're not even gonna know I was ever here, man.
是啊 好吧 我不想泼你冷水- Yeah, well, I hate to rain on your parade-
你千万别想不声不响的骗过警局 伙计 you just don't quit the police force without somebody noticing, man.
你永远不要这样想 You ever think about that?
直到今天下午 我他妈还是一个条子呢 记得吗？ Up until this afternoon I was a fucking cop, remember?
我知道这些狗屎的工作方式 I know how this fucking bullshit works.
我什么线索都没留下 离开这里就行了 I got it all covered. Just get the fuck out of here.
你确定是这样吗 查理老伙计？ 这可是相当离谱的命令 You sure about this, Charlie, man? This is gonna be a mighty tall order.
走吧 伙计 放松点儿 Let's roll, man. It's cool.
那好吧 All right then.
我们往哪儿走？ Where are we headed?
跟上 Come on.
这些是枪声吗？ Are those gunshots?
这边走 Come on.
请安静 Please be quiet.
我-- 我的腿！ My-- my legs!
他们都要往外跑！ They're going out!
我跑出来了！ I made it!
请 请帮帮我！ Please, please help me!
帮帮我！ Help me!
我跑出来了！ I made it!
请！请帮帮我！ Please! Please help me!
求你了！ Please!
艾力克斯！艾力克斯！ - Alex! - Alex!
见鬼 他不在这儿 他还在图书馆 Shit! He's not here! He's in the library.
他病了 好吗？ 不管这是什么病 他已经染上了 He's sick, all right? Whatever it is, he's got it
他觉得如果他知道这是什么病 那他就能救自己 and he's convinced that he can save himself if he knows what it is.
他认为我能帮他 可我他妈的真帮不了他！ He thinks I can help him. I can't fucking help him!
操！我就不该让他去！ Fuck! I never should have let him go!
你知道我离不开他 你知道吗？ You know I can't leave him? You know that?
那咱们就去找他 Let's just go and get him then.
嘿 嘿 约翰 - Hey. Hey. - John.
你看到我的舞伴了吗？ Have you seen my date? 'Cause I'd like to give her
我有些想法要告诉他 some of my mind.
无药可救
截肢
不！ No!
开门 开门！ Doors, doors!
卡西 求你了！开门 是我！ Cassie, please! Come on, it's me!
嘿 嘿！ 别碰我 约翰！ - Hey, hey! - Don't fucking touch me, John!
卡西！ 这是皮肤病 伙计 - Cassie! - It's a skin disease, man.
这是皮肤病 It's a skin disease.
他们进来了 你要从这儿出去！ They're in the building. You gotta get out of here!
你要从这儿出去 卡西 开门！ - You gotta get out of here. - Cassie, open the door!
你要从这儿出去 他们见人就开枪 约翰 You gotta get out of here. They're shooting people, John.
开门 赶快！ Open the doors right now!
开门！ Open them!
卡西？卡西？ Cassie? Cassie?
别这样 是我啊！ 我不能开门 你可能已经染上病了 - Come on, it's me! - I can't. You might be sick.
不 不！ 我没病 我很好 求你了！ No, no! I'm not sick. I'm fine. Please!
求你了！把这该死的门打开 Please! Open the fucking door right now.
你听到我说的了吗？ 你听到我说什么了吗？ Do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying?
马上开门！ Open this door right now!
你能闭嘴吗？走吧！ Will you fucking shut up? Go away!
开门 Open the door.
我不能 I can't!
看开点儿 约翰- 如果我没有拉你来舞会 Look on the bright side, John- if I hadn't made you go to prom,
你也不会跟你梦中的女孩儿走到一起 you wouldn't have ended up with the girl of your dreams.
卡西 听到我说了吗？ 你听到我说什么了吗？ Cassie, do you hear me? Are you listening to what I'm saying?
你把门打开 马上！ You open this door right now!
卡西 求你了 你得开门 你得让我进去 Cassie, please come on. You gotta open this door. You gotta let me in.
现在就开！ Now!
卡西 求你了 听着 我能帮你 Cassie, please come on. Listen, I can help you.
听我的话 是我啊 Listen to what I'm saying to you. This is me here.
我能帮你 I can help you.
走吧 Let's go.
快点儿！ Come on!
任何人不准通过这里 此路不通 No one's being allowed through. The road's closed.
这是紧急情况 It's an emergency situation.
别这样 老兄 我们赶着去婚礼 Come on, pal. We're already late for the wedding.
睁只眼闭只眼得了 不可能 - Cut us some slack. - No can do.
死命令 你必须马上调头回去 Strict orders. You need to turn around and head back right now.
真他妈的 伙计 我们必须离开这里 This is fucked, man. We gotta get out of here.
别担心 表兄 我能处理 Don't worry about it, cousin. I'll handle this.
来一下好吗 警官? Excuse me, officer?
为什么不过来谈谈呢？ Why don't you step into my office for a minute?
听着 我是一个商人 Listen, I'm a businessman
我们商量一下你说怎么样 好吗？ and what do you say we work something out, okay?
笨手笨脚的家伙 Butterfingers.
开始行动！ Move it now!
我们要去哪儿？ Where are we going?
我得让你帮个忙 I need you to do something for me.
很快就好了 It's gonna go really fast
然后我可能会休克 明白？ and then I'm gonna go into shock, okay?
你要帮我弄好 You're gonna have to do this.
明白吗？ Okay?
我刚才说的话 What I said before?
并不是有意的 I didn't mean it.
不 你是有意的 Yeah, you did.
闪开 混蛋！ Move, motherfucker!
我要把你的脑袋敲碎 婊子！ I'm gonna crack your fucking skull, bitch!
你听到我说的了吗？好吗？ Do you fucking hear me? Okay?
把头低下 伙计！ Put your fucking head down, man!
你他妈打我 混蛋！ Fuckin' hit me, motherfucker!
就这样 加把劲儿 伙计！ Yeah, come on, man!
对 对！你开始上道儿了 混蛋！ Yeah, yeah! You gettin' warm, motherfucker!
我给了你一切！ 遇到我之前你什么都不是！ I gave you everything! You were nothing before me!
你觉得只要你想 你就能甩掉我吗？ You think you can just drop me because you fucking feel like it?
那我的感受呢？ What about my feelings?
什么他妈的 什么他妈的感受！ What the fuck? What the fuck? Feelings!
你他妈怎么能这么对我？ How could you fucking do this to me?
我他妈的爱你！ I fucking loved you!
卡西！你别想跟我分手！ - Cassie! - You don't break up with me!
没人能跟我分手！知道吗？ Nobody breaks up with me! Okay?
他他妈有什么是我不能给你的？ What the fuck does he have that I don't?
我现在就想要你！现在就干 婊子！ I want to fucking know! Do it, bitch!
再加把劲儿 你得站起来 Just a little bit further. You've gotta get up.
我失血过多 I lost too much blood.
你要从这儿离开 You've got to get out of here.
快走 快走 Go, go.
加油 加油 你会没事的 Just come on, come on. You're gonna be fine.
你必须走 不 - You gotta go. - No.
起来 他在这儿！盯住他！ - Get up. - He's there! Get him on the horn!
不 约翰 我们得走了 我们必须走 No. John, we've got to go. We gotta go.
加油 加油… Come on, come on...
不 不 不！ No, no, no!
不 不… No, no...
走 走 走！ Go, go, go!
走！ 快跑！ Go! Run!
快跑 Run!
快跑！去你的！ Run! Fuck you!
来人啊！ 求你了！求你了！ Somebody! Please! Please!
请帮帮我！求你了！ Please, help me! Please!
停车！求你了！求你了！ Stop the car! Please! Please!
请停车！求你了！求你了！ Please stop the car! Please, please!
停下 停下！求你了！ Stop, stop! Please!
哪里不舒服？ What seems to be the trouble?
我要去医院 请帮我 求你了！ I need to go to the hospital. Please help me, please!
发生了什么事？ 你老爹把你踢得满地找牙吗？ What the fuck happened? Your old man kicked you around?
不 我只是要去医院 伙计们！求你们了！ No, I just need to go to the hospital, you guys! Please!
上来吧 求你了！ - Come on in. - Please!
这是我的表兄赫尔曼 我是温斯顿 This is my cousin Herman and I'm Winston.
谢谢你 温斯顿 我们能走了吗？ Thank you. Winston, can we just please get out of here?
行吗？行吗？ 当然了！ - Please? Please? - Fuckin' A!
快走吧 赫尔曼 Hit it, Herman.
英文字幕作者: Arigon 中文翻译：ir77
祝你演出成功（字面意思是断一条腿） 淫娃 Break a leg, whore.
去你妈的 怪物 Fuck you, troll.
还有 别碰我的东西 婊子 And don't touch my stuff, bitch.
好正点 That is hot.
这小妞看着好像才16岁一样
我希望
我想这小妞跟我的孩子是一所高中的 I think that chick goes to my kid's high school.
伙计 真他妈正点 Man, that's fucking hot.
是的 不是吗？ Yeah, right?
真爽 Yeah.
爽！ Yeah!
我还是要上她 I'd still fuck her.
当然 No doubt.
宝贝 你多大了？ Honey, how old are you?
足够大了 Old enough.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你还好吗？ You okay?
宝贝 你- Honey, you-
你让我浑身发热 you just make me so hot.
怎么他妈回事？ What the fuck?
该死的婊子 Fucking bitch.
天啊 God.
嘿 Hey.
歌还没完呢 The song wasn't over.
该死的妓女 Fucking whores.
这儿的女孩还不如提华纳（墨西哥城市）
你不能因为苹果上的一小块儿斑 而丢掉整个苹果
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