1 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,915 SHREK PENTRU TOTDEAUNA 2 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,460 A fost odat�, cu mult timp �n urm�, 3 00:00:45,627 --> 00:00:49,131 un rege �i-o regin� care aveau o fiic� frumoas� pe nume Fiona. 4 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:52,010 Dar era st�p�nit� de un blestem cumplit. 5 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:56,806 Ziua, o prin�es� �nc�nt�toare. Noaptea, o c�pc�uni�� hidoas�. 6 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,726 Numai s�rutul iubirii adev�rate o putea sc�pa de blestem. 7 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:04,062 A�a c� Fiona a�tepta �ntr-un turn p�zit de un dragon ziua �n care... 8 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,940 iubirea ei adev�rat� avea s� vin�. 9 00:01:07,107 --> 00:01:09,444 Dar c�nd zilele au devenit ani, 10 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:13,574 regele �i regina au fost sili�i s� recurg� la m�suri mai drastice. 11 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:35,093 Cuibul Babei-cloan�a Parc de Tr�suri 12 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,432 Nu avem locuri 13 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,685 Abandona�i orice speran�� voi cei care intra�i aici 14 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,540 �NVOIAL� UNIC� �N VIA�� 15 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,339 Nu �tiu, Lillian. 16 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:14,801 Z�na Bun� a spus c� numai s�rutul iubirii adev�rate poate rupe vraja. 17 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:19,264 N-am �ncredere �n femeia aia, Harold. Ar putea fi ultima noastr� speran��. 18 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:22,600 E foarte recomandat de regele Midas. 19 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:27,356 Dar s� l�s�m via�a fiicei noastre pe m�na acestei... persoane ? 20 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:32,235 E par�iv. E �n�el�tor... 21 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,821 Rumpelstiltskin ! 22 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,159 Doamn� Alte��. 23 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,203 �mi pare bine. 24 00:02:44,121 --> 00:02:45,873 Jos, Fifi. Jos ! 25 00:02:47,457 --> 00:02:50,378 Dup� cum vede�i, totul e �n ordine. 26 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:54,257 Deci o s� rupi blestemul fiicei noastre ? 27 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:58,760 �i, �n schimb, �mi da�i mie regatul Foarte Foarte �ndep�rtat. 28 00:03:04,808 --> 00:03:08,980 - Lillian, asta e nebunie ! - Ce altceva putem face ? 29 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,692 Fiona e �nchis� �n turnul �la de prea mult timp. 30 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,944 �i nu �ntinere�te. 31 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,780 Dar s�-i d�m tot regatul ?! 32 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,867 Ei, dac� regatul e mai �nsemnat dec�t fiica voastr�... 33 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,704 Nimic nu e mai �nsemnat pentru noi dec�t fiica noastr�. 34 00:03:28,165 --> 00:03:29,666 Sari, Fifi, sari ! 35 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,678 Semneaz� �i toate problemele voastre vor disp�rea. 36 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:52,690 Alte�� ! Prin�esa ! A fost salvat� ! 37 00:03:57,694 --> 00:03:59,197 Cine a salvat-o ? 38 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,742 Nimeni n-ar fi ghicit c� un c�pc�un pe nume Shrek 39 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,995 al c�rui r�cnet era temut �n tot �inutul, 40 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,832 avea s-o salveze pe frumoasa prin�es� Fiona. 41 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,960 S�rutul iubirii adev�rate a dus la c�s�torie �i pui de c�pc�un ! 42 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,254 �n regatul Foarte Foarte �ndep�rtat era, �n sf�r�it, lini�te. 43 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,842 Bravo lor ! �i au tr�it ferici�i p�n� la ad�nci b�tr�ne�i ! 44 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,180 Dle, va trebui s� pl�ti�i aia. 45 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:27,100 Putem face o �nvoial�, b�ie�a� ? 46 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:31,020 - Eu nu sunt un b�iat adev�rat. - Vrei s� fii ? 47 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,944 Nimeni nu mai are nevoie de �nvoielile tale, Ranchiunos Sc�rbos ! 48 00:04:43,907 --> 00:04:47,412 C�pc�unul �la mai bine nu se n�tea ! 49 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,083 ATEN�IE ! C�PC�UN l 50 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:01,675 Treze�te-te, tati, treze�te-te ! 51 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:05,638 - Bun� diminea�a. - Bun� diminea�a �i �ie. 52 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,851 P�r�ul a prins liftul. 53 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,187 Asta-i vorba mea. 54 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,315 Micu�ul meu Fergus a f�cut un 55 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,735 r�h��el de c�pc�un mare ?! 56 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:22,113 E diabolic ! 57 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,451 �n st�nga, e neghiobul adorabil care a ar�tat c� nu trebuie 58 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,037 s�-�i schimbi chilo�eii ca s� schimbi lumea ! 59 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,334 M� �ntreb ce pune Shrek la cale acolo. 60 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,795 Treci acolo. Treci... E imposibil de pus ! 61 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:41,132 Dragonul trece pe sub pod, prin bucl� 62 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,635 �i apoi �n castel. 63 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,350 Ora de joac� ! 64 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,852 � Iarn�, prim�var�, toamn�, var� 65 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,354 � Trebuie doar s� m� chemi iar� ! � 66 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,733 Apoi Shrek a s�rutat prin�esa, 67 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,736 ea s-a pref�cut �ntr-o c�pc�uni�� frumoas� �i-au tr�it... 68 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:02,947 ferici�i... 69 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,324 - p�n� la ad�nci... - b�tr�ne�i. 70 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,539 O stea c�z�toare ! 71 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,793 Ce �i-ai dorit ? 72 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,003 Ca fiecare zi s� fie ca asta. 73 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,631 Vino �ncoace. 74 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,883 � O iubire 75 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,969 � O inim� 76 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,972 � Hai s� ne-adun�m 77 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:31,599 � �i s� ne bucur�m � 78 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,019 'Nea�a, tati. 79 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,312 'Nea�a. 80 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,399 Mai bine afar� dec�t �n�untru. 81 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,693 Micu�ul meu Fergus a f�cut un... 82 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,074 Dr�gu�. Foarte dr�gu�. 83 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,327 Acest neghiob adorabil a ar�tat 84 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,121 c� nu e nevoie s�-�i schimbi chilo�eii ca s� schimbi lumea ! 85 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:56,290 Ora de joac� ! 86 00:06:56,498 --> 00:06:57,875 � �i eu am s� vin ! � 87 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:01,421 Shrek ! S-a �nfundat latrina ! 88 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,591 S-a pref�cut �ntr-o c�pc�uni�� frumoas� �i au tr�it... 89 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:05,925 - ferici�i... - p�n� la ad�nci... 90 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:06,968 b�tr�ne�i ? 91 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,931 - Tati, treze�te-te ! - 'Nea�a. 92 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,936 - Mai bine afar� dec�t �n�untru. - Acest neghiob adorabil... 93 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,230 Ora de joac� ! 94 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,940 � Ai un prieten � 95 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,317 Iar latrina ! 96 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:23,567 Haide ! 97 00:07:27,487 --> 00:07:28,655 Chilo�ei ! 98 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:31,577 Latrina ! 99 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,871 - Treze�te-te, treze�te-te ! - �i au tr�it... 100 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,498 - ferici�i... - p�n� la ad�nci... 101 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,916 b�tr�ne�i. 102 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,870 C�UTAT C�PC�UNI - RECOMPENS� 103 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,967 R�cnet. 104 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,050 FOARTE FOARTE �NDEP�RTAT 105 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,684 Frumoas� aterizare, iubito. 106 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,269 �i nu uita, nu m�nca valetul. 107 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:27,357 La mul�i ani, copii ! Hai s� mergem la petrecere ! 108 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,321 Hei, Shrek, Shrek ! 109 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:34,074 Dle Shrek, ne semna�i furcile ? 110 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,326 �i tor�ele ? 111 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,243 M�i, erai at�t de fioros ! 112 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,204 Da, c�nd erai c�pc�un adev�rat ! 113 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,331 C�pc�un adev�rat ? 114 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,625 � La mul�i ani de-aniversare Adio urticare 115 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,169 � Un an �n plus avem Aceia�i prieteni... refren ! 116 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,047 � Meserie, stric�-bucurie La mul�i ani ��i doresc �ie 117 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,007 � La aniversarea ta Da-da-da-da-da � 118 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,762 Shrek, se c�nt� �n grup. Trebuie s� c�n�i �i tu ! 119 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,058 - Nu, mersi. - Voi fi cel mai bun prieten al t�u ! 120 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:03,729 De ce a fi cel mai bun prieten al t�u �nseamn� s� fac tot ce nu vreau ? 121 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,189 Te rog, Felicia, nu �n urechea lui tati. 122 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,607 Scuza�i-m�, dle Shrek. 123 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,984 Pute�i r�cni pentru fiul meu ? 124 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,611 E mare, mare fan. 125 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,946 Hai, r�cne�te. 126 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,866 Nu, e aniversarea copiilor mei. 127 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,077 - Hai, r�cne�te. - Iubitule ? 128 00:10:18,244 --> 00:10:19,537 Vezi tu ce-i cu tortul ? 129 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:23,122 - Sigur. - Nu uita lum�n�rile. 130 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,290 Nu te mi�ca. 131 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,417 Mersi pentru pantaloni, Omule-Brio��. 132 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,462 Mi-am dorit dintotdeauna ! I-ha ! Dii ! 133 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,631 - Monsieur Shrek. - Salutare, Shrek ! 134 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,841 Tortul t�u ! Voil� ! 135 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:33,967 La mul�i ani 136 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,386 - Ce e �la ? - C�pc�unul din bombonele ! 137 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,889 Nu e dr�gu� ? Arat� exact ca tine. 138 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,308 Dar fericit. E petrecere. Fii vesel ! 139 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,060 Sunt �n toane foarte bune. 140 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,105 O s� ling un curcubeu ! 141 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,481 Dac� tot nu faci nimic, 142 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,065 ce zici de un r�cnet ? 143 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,776 - Hai, r�cne�te. - Hai s� te l�muresc, Izmene-de-Unt. 144 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,487 C�pc�unul r�cne�te doar c�nd e furios. 145 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,782 Nu vrei s� m� vezi furios, nu ? 146 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,200 F�-o. 147 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,495 Ab�ine-te. 148 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,789 Tati, pleac�. F� ceva ! 149 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,207 Bun. 150 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,919 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu tortul ? - Crede-m�, e o �mbun�t��ire. 151 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,629 - L-ai lins ! - Nu. 152 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,674 Oi fi c�pc�un, dar nu trebuie s� m�n�nci ca unul. 153 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,177 Se pare c� ai uitat de lum�n�ri ! 154 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,553 P�ze�te tortul. Le aduc eu. 155 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,013 S� p�zesc tortul ? 156 00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:23,807 - Unde e tortul ?! - L-am m�ncat. 157 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,476 Nu, nu pl�nge. 158 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,148 I-ai promis fiului meu un r�cnet ! 159 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,733 - Hai, r�cne�te. - "R�cnet". 160 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,194 - Nu-mi place. - Porcilor, ne trebuie alt tort. 161 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,196 - Le-am m�ncat. - Un singur r�cnet. 162 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,781 Shrek o s� r�cneasc� ! 163 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,659 Nu acum, M�g�ru�. Brio�e sunt ? 164 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,703 - Le-am m�ncat �i pe-alea. - Sunt acadele. 165 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,038 Nu, le-am m�ncat eu. 166 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,916 - Nu le-ai �mp�r�it ? - Nici tu cornurile ! 167 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,085 - O s� fie bine. - Shrek, ce se �nt�mpl� ? 168 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,213 - Shrek, fanii a�teapt� ! - Hai, r�cne�te. 169 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,839 � La mul�i ani de-aniversare Adio urticare � 170 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,717 Ne trebuie tortul ! 171 00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,346 Tort ! Tort ! Tort ! 172 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,487 Te iubesc, tati. 173 00:12:16,654 --> 00:12:19,405 Am g�sit alt tort ! 174 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,742 Shrek ? E�ti bine ? 175 00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:53,730 - De necrezut. - Mie-mi spui ? S�tenii �ia... 176 00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:57,193 De tine vorbesc, Shrek, nu de s�teni. 177 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,363 A�a vrei s�-�i aminte�ti de prima aniversare a copiilor ? 178 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,534 - Grozav. Deci e vina mea ? - Da. 179 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,744 Dar hai s� vorbim dup� petrecere, acas�. 180 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,622 Punctul �la de atrac�ie de pe marginea drumului �n care tr�im ? 181 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:14,294 "Veni�i s� vede�i c�pc�unul dansator ! Nu v� face�i griji ! Nu mu�c� !" 182 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,630 Am fost c�pc�un. Acum sunt doar un caraghios verde vesel ! 183 00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:23,093 Poate nu mai e�ti c�pc�unul care erai, 184 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,972 dar poate nu e chiar a�a r�u. 185 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:28,809 Nu m-a� a�tepta s� �n�elegi. Tu nu e�ti c�pc�un adev�rat. 186 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,270 �i-ai petrecut jum�tate de via�� �ntr-un palat. 187 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,980 �i cealalt� jum�tate �nchis� �n turn. 188 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:39,444 Tot ce vreau e ca lucrurile s� fie ca �nainte ! 189 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:44,365 C�nd s�tenii se temeau de mine �i m� puteam sc�lda lini�tit �n noroi. 190 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,118 C�nd puteam face ce vroiam, c�nd vroiam ! 191 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,664 C�nd lumea avea sens ! 192 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,502 �nainte s� m� salvezi din Temni�a Dragonului ? 193 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,086 Exact ! 194 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:06,179 Shrek, ai 3 copii frumo�i, 195 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,473 o so�ie care te iube�te, 196 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,686 prieteni care te ador�. Ai tot. 197 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:19,567 De ce singurul care nu vede asta e�ti tu ? 198 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,006 Minunat. 199 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,306 Dac� ea crede c� m� �ntorc s�-mi cer scuze, 200 00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:55,895 se �n�eal� amarnic. Nu e �efa mea. 201 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,859 Sunt c�pc�un �i n-o s�-mi cer scuze c� m� port ca atare. 202 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:04,362 Ajutor, v� rog ! S� m� ajute cineva, oricine ! 203 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,322 V� rog, ajutor ! 204 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,493 Sunt �n�epenit ! Ajutor ! 205 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,495 V� rog, ajutor ! 206 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,455 Cineva, oricine ! Ajuta�i-m� ! 207 00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:19,126 Ce durere ! V�d o lumin� str�lucitoare ! Un tunel ! 208 00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,753 Bunico ? Tu e�ti ? 209 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,299 Da, eu sunt, bunicu�a. 210 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:27,052 Un c�pc�un ! V� rog, dle C�pc�un, v� rog, nu m� m�nca�i ! 211 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,762 N-o s� te m�n�nc. 212 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:32,223 Dar e�ti c�pc�un, nu ? 213 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,226 Ei bine, am fost. 214 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,854 Uite, d�-te sau o s� fii zdrobit. 215 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,981 Nu m� m�n�nci ? 216 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:45,027 Nu, mersi. Am m�ncat deja un castron de ciuda�i cu degete �uguiate. 217 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,324 Stai ! Unde te gr�be�ti ? Unde te duci ? 218 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,533 Nic�ieri. 219 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,370 Ce coinciden�� ! Acolo mergeam �i eu. 220 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:58,083 Serios, d�-mi voie s� te duc. Insist. 221 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,587 M�car at�ta pot face dup� tot ce ai f�cut pentru mine. 222 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,673 Am pus un �obolan la f�cut. 223 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,347 Bun ! Pot s�-�i ofer un cocteil de noroi ? Un Melc Tonic ? 224 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:14,474 O b�utur� �mb�t�toare s� te scape de frustrare ? 225 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,895 - Un Ochiul-tini ? - Poate doar unul. 226 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,816 �i centaurul zice: "Nu de jum�tatea aia vorbesc." 227 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,612 Trebuie s� recunosc, Shrek, te invidiez. 228 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,073 S� duci o via�� de c�pc�un, nu tu griji, nu tu responsabilit��i... 229 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,993 Liber s� pr�duie�ti �i s� terorizezi dup� bunul plac. 230 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,455 Liber ? Asta-i bun�. 231 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:43,211 Uneori �mi doresc o singur� zi �n care s� m� simt iar ca un c�pc�un adev�rat. 232 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,503 De ce n-ai spus a�a ? 233 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,881 Tranzac�iile magice sunt specialitatea mea ! 234 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:51,719 Grozav. Dup� mimi, magicienii sunt prefera�ii mei. 235 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,222 Stai a�a. 236 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,434 "Rege pentru o zi". "Cavaler pentru o s�pt�m�n�". 237 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,897 "C�pc�un pentru o zi". 238 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,568 G�nde�te-te, s� fii temut �i ur�t. 239 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:07,777 O s� r�cne�ti 240 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,531 �i s�tenii o s� spun�: "Fugi�i ! E Shrek ! Mi-e at�t de fric� !" 241 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,075 Ca pe vremurile bune, c�nd mla�tina era castelul t�u. 242 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:20,875 - C�nd lumea avea sens. - Care-i �mecheria ? 243 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,753 �mecherie ? Nu. Nicio �mecherie. F�r� �mechereli. 244 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,964 Adic� e ceva. O chestie m�runt�. 245 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,133 �tiam eu. Deci, ce vrei ? 246 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,135 - O zi. - O zi. 247 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,344 �obolanul e f�cut ! 248 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:38,057 Ca magia s� mearg�, dai ceva ca s� prime�ti ceva. 249 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,144 �n cazul �sta, dai o zi ca s� prime�ti o zi. 250 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:44,062 Nu-mi pot l�sa familia a�a. 251 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,901 Dar asta e partea cea mai frumoas� ! E un contract magic. 252 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,861 Nimeni n-o s� �tie c� dispari 253 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:55,826 �i p�n� la sf�r�itul zilei, o s� te sim�i ca un c�pc�un schimbat. 254 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,786 Chiar �i-a�a, nu �tiu. 255 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:02,499 Nicio problem�. Nu-i mare S. Nu conteaz�. 256 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,210 ��i place carnea alb� sau neagr� ? 257 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,465 La ce zi ar trebui s� renun� ? 258 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:12,509 Nu �tiu, la oricare. O zi din trecutul t�u. 259 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,970 O zi �n care ai avut grip� ? �n care ai pierdut un animal de companie ? 260 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,474 �n care un neghiob s-a b�gat �n treaba ta �i �i-a distrus via�a ?! 261 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,604 E doar un exemplu. 262 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,481 Ziua �n care l-am �nt�lnit pe M�g�ru� ? 263 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,149 Uite o zi pe care a� vrea-o �napoi. 264 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,319 Nu �tiu cine e. 265 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,781 �tiu ! Ce zici de o zi de care nu-�i aminte�ti ? 266 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,116 De c�nd erai mic. 267 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:42,538 - Un copil nevinovat, f�r� minte. - Ia-o pe oricare. 268 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:47,125 - Ia-le pe toate, nu-mi pas�. - Doar una e de ajuns. 269 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,172 Bine, atunci o zi din copil�ria ta. 270 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,927 Nu e nimic r�u �n a vrea o zi pentru mine. 271 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,636 Doar 24 de ore micu�e. 272 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,888 - Sunt �nc� st�p�nul meu ! - Da, tu este ! 273 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,349 �nainte nu trebuia s� cer permisiunea nim�nui. 274 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,102 De ce s� �ncepi acum ? 275 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,236 Hai, Shrek. 276 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,946 Semneaz�-l ! 277 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,534 Hai, Shrek. 278 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,162 Semneaz�-l, Shrek ! Semneaz�-l ! 279 00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:24,165 L-ai semnat ! 280 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,125 �i spune-mi, ce se �nt�mpl� acum ? 281 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,002 O zi bun�. 282 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:50,816 - Cred c� am c�zut pe chei. - Sunt 40 de copii �n pantof, 283 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,819 de-aia nev�stuica e tat� p�n�-n ziua de azi. 284 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,029 Grozav. 285 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,697 Trec�nd r�ul, prin p�dure... 286 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,907 C�pc�un ! 287 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,492 Turul Vedetelor cu Calea�ca 288 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:17,008 � A�a un sentiment m� cople�e�te 289 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:22,222 � O minune �n tot ce se �ntrez�re�te � 290 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,890 Omor��i c�pc�unul ! Omor��i c�pc�unul ! 291 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,559 � Pe cer nu-s nori�ori Cu soarele �n ochi�ori 292 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,440 � Nu m-a� mira s� fie un vis 293 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:37,570 � Cu o lume de nedescris 294 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,866 � Ce por�ile mi le-a deschis 295 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,245 � Iar motivul e v�dit 296 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,748 � E�ti aici, negre�it 297 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,585 � N-am v�zut ceva mai dumnezeiesc 298 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:56,297 � Sunt �n al nou�lea cer 299 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,800 � �i crea�ia o c�nt�resc 300 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:03,429 � �i singura explica�ie pe care o pot da 301 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:09,101 � E iubirea ce-am g�sit De c�nd e�ti �n preajma mea 302 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:13,939 � Dragostea ta m-a ridicat �n al nou�lea cer � 303 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,531 �sta e momentul c�nd fugi�i ! 304 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:25,243 � E iubirea ce-am g�sit De c�nd e�ti �n preajma mea 305 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,789 � Dragostea ta m-a ridicat �n al nou�lea cer � 306 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:40,133 C�UTAT C�PC�UNI - RECOMPENS� 307 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,596 E grozav s� fii vrut din nou. 308 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,474 Frumos. 309 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,525 Fiona ? 310 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,162 O, nu. 311 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,843 Casa mea. 312 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,472 Fiona ! 313 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,477 Fiona ! E�ti acolo ?! 314 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,349 Bine, Rumpel ! 315 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,521 Asta nu f�cea parte din �nvoial� ! 316 00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:20,359 Rumpel ! 317 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,115 C�PC�UN pentru o zi 318 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,799 C�pc�un ! 319 00:23:44,884 --> 00:23:48,262 Mai avem unul, doamnelor ! Prinde�i-l ! 320 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,472 Cine sunte�i voi ?! 321 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,641 Ce c�uta�i �n mla�tina mea ?! 322 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,067 Pare un zurbagiu ! 323 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,955 Dep�rteaz�-le ! 324 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,293 Bine lucrat, doamnelor ! 325 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,138 Face�i o mare gre�eal�, vr�jitoarelor ! �mi �tiu drepturile ! 326 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,599 Ai dreptul s�-nchizi gura ! 327 00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,903 � La ziua de m�ine m� g�ndesc 328 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,949 � Triste�ea �i grijile le izgonesc 329 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,991 � P�n� nu mai r�m�ne una, 330 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,285 � C�nd o zi pare cenu�ie �ntruna � 331 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,997 M�g�ru�, termin� cu c�ntatul ! 332 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,124 M�g�ru� ! 333 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,462 � Soarele va r�s�ri m�ine 334 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,630 � Trebuie s� rezi�ti p�n� m�ine 335 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,299 � Fie ce-o fi, M�ine, m�ine � 336 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,010 M�g�ru�, unde sunt ? Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 337 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,349 Gura mic� acolo ! Ur�sc c�ntecul �sta ! 338 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:19,311 � Dar m-am hot�r�t 339 00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:21,896 � �mi p�strez iubitul � 340 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:24,816 Eu conduc, a�a c� eu aleg muzica. 341 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,820 V� hot�r��i, vr�jitoarelor ? 342 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,824 � Orice mi-ar lua 343 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:37,495 � Demnitatea r�m�ne a mea � 344 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:41,249 M�g�ru� ! Ce se �nt�mpl� ? �tii unde e Fiona ? 345 00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:45,629 Lini�te, c�pc�unule ! O s�-mi faci belele �i am nevoie de slujba asta. 346 00:25:45,796 --> 00:25:49,382 Nu m� mai �ntorc la Old MacDonald s� fac I-A-I-A-O ! "I-A-I-A-NU !" 347 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:53,219 Unde sunt copiii mei ? �i unde e so�ia ta, Dragon ? 348 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,222 M� confunzi cu alt m�g�ru� vorbitor. 349 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:57,807 Nu te-am v�zut �n via�a mea. 350 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:00,561 Nu m-ai v�zut ? Hai, M�g�ru� ! 351 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:02,897 De unde-mi �tii numele ? 352 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,940 Sunt eu, Shrek. Prietenul t�u cel mai bun ? 353 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:10,403 Un m�g�ru� �i un c�pc�un, prieteni ? Ridicol ! 354 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,742 Po�i s�-mi spui m�car unde m� duc ? 355 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:19,119 �n acela�i loc unde duc to�i c�pc�unii, la Rumpelstiltskin. 356 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,998 - Stiltskin ! - Lini�te, am spus ! 357 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,084 � D� c�t po�i de tare 358 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,129 � De ce nu dai c�t po�i de tare ? 359 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,256 � D� c�t po�i de tare � 360 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:31,755 Nu... 361 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,066 V� f�r�mi�ez �n b�taie ! 362 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:51,611 Face�i pariurile ! Face�i pariurile ! �ncepem imediat ! 363 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,283 Turti�� ? 364 00:27:01,246 --> 00:27:03,121 Turti�� rupe tot ! 365 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,750 Uita�i unul ! 366 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,585 C�pc�un mizerabil �i dezgust�tor ! 367 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,506 Monstru hidos ! 368 00:27:10,673 --> 00:27:12,299 Creatur� mizerabil� ! 369 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:14,760 Creatur� dezgust�toare ! 370 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:42,580 Mi�ca�i-v� ! 371 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,390 Nu-�i face griji, M�g�ru�. O s� recuperez via�a noastr�. 372 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:05,768 Da, sigur. Pune ni�te mu�tar pe-a mea, ��c�nitule ! 373 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,725 Dle Stiltskin ! 374 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,895 Mai ave�i un client. 375 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:51,773 - Lupu�or ! - Da, dle Stiltskin. 376 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,775 Adu-mi peruca de munc�. 377 00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:56,152 Dle Stiltskin, v� rog ! 378 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,490 - Bine, zi. - V� rog, face�i-m� b�iat adev�rat ! 379 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:05,077 Pleac� ! Condi�iile sunt �n detalii, b�iat de plut� ! 380 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,996 Sayonara, termite ! Salut, acnee ! 381 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:09,917 Stiltskin ! 382 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:12,378 Shrek ! 383 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:15,755 Uita�i-l ! 384 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:18,216 At�t de aproape ! 385 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:21,886 C�t te-am a�teptat ! 386 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,306 Doamnelor, �sta e tipul... 387 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:28,852 care a f�cut toate astea posibile ! 388 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:32,480 Spune-mi, ��i place ziua ta ? 389 00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:35,775 Rumpel, ce se �nt�mpl� ? Ce-ai f�cut ? 390 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,071 Nu eu, ce-ai f�cut tu. 391 00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:43,033 Datorit� �ie, regele �i regina mi-au dat mie regatul. 392 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,660 N-ar face asta. 393 00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:49,414 Ba da, dac� le promiteam c� toate problemele lor vor disp�rea. 394 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,293 �i dup� aia au disp�rut ei ! 395 00:29:57,214 --> 00:29:59,466 PROBLEMELE dispar 396 00:30:02,594 --> 00:30:06,306 Ar fi f�cut orice, dac� ar fi crezut c� ar fi rupt blestemul fiicei lor. 397 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,808 Eu am rupt blestemului Fionei ! 398 00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:12,353 Cum, dac� n-ai existat ? 399 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,522 Vorbe�te cu noim�, mizerabil mic ! 400 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,941 D�-mi voie s�-�i explic ! 401 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:22,489 Mi-ai dat o zi din trecut, de care nici nu-�i aminteai. 402 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:26,868 O zi c�nd erai un copil nevinovat, f�r� minte. 403 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,039 Ai luat ziua �n care m-am n�scut. 404 00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:35,209 Nu, Shrek. Tu mi-ai dat-o. 405 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:38,963 Bucur�-te c�t po�i. C�nd se termin� asta... 406 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:41,841 Dar n-ai auzit cea mai frumoas� parte. 407 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:47,722 Cum nu te-ai n�scut, c�nd ziua asta se sf�r�e�te te sf�r�e�ti �i tu. 408 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,394 Unde e Fiona ? 409 00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:55,271 Unde e familia mea ?! 410 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:58,650 C�pc�un prostu�. Nu pricepi, nu ? 411 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,360 Vezi tu, nu te-ai n�scut. 412 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,654 N-ai �nt�lnit-o pe Fiona. 413 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:07,451 Copiii t�i... nu... exist�. 414 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:13,540 Ce zici de paradoxul �sta metafizic ? 415 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,794 Se pare c� te-ai ales exact cu ce vroiai ! 416 00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:22,006 - O Zi a C�pc�unilor fericit� ! - Rumpel ! 417 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:25,343 Prinde�i-l, vr�jitoarelor ! 418 00:31:35,855 --> 00:31:39,066 �ti�i ce-ar ajuta moralul aici ? Vinerea �n papuci. 419 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,944 Picioarele s-ar sim�i comod, briza printre degete... 420 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,577 Hai, fetelor ! 421 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:04,924 �nchide�i toate u�ile, vr�jitoare neispr�vite ! Haide�i ! 422 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:09,387 M� �ntorc imediat, M�g�ru� ! 423 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:12,931 Nu te cunosc ! Nu-l cunosc. 424 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:34,411 M� bucur c� nu sunt �n locul t�u. 425 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,418 Ajuta�i-m� ! Ajutor ! 426 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:42,712 Ajutor ! 427 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,639 Nu globul meu dr�gu� ! 428 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,977 Ai grij� ! 429 00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:12,116 Lupu�or ! 430 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,661 Peruca de furios. 431 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:26,672 Ajutor ! Am fost r�pit de un c�pc�un descreierat ! 432 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,216 D�-te de pe mine ! 433 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:31,302 Ai grij� cu copitele alea ascu�ite ! 434 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,020 Ia-mi portofelul ! 435 00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:42,188 Asta-i m�g�rie ! 436 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:43,982 Cruzime fa�� de animale ! 437 00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:46,234 Calmeaz�-te ! 438 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:47,527 Sunt prietenul t�u. 439 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,405 N-o s�-�i fac r�u, bine ? 440 00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,242 Bine. ��i dau drumul... 441 00:33:53,409 --> 00:33:55,827 chiar... acum. 442 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,580 M�n�nc�-mi fa�a la urm� ! Trimite-i copitele lui mama ! 443 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:01,207 M�g�ru� ! Trebuie s� ai �ncredere �n mine. 444 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:03,918 - De ce a� avea �ncredere �n tine ? - Pentru c�... 445 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:06,212 Pentru c�... 446 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,216 Bine. 447 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:19,184 � Iarn�, prim�var�, toamn�, var� 448 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:23,646 � Trebuie doar s� m� chemi iar� ! 449 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:26,815 � �i eu am s� vin, da, da 450 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:32,070 � Ai prietenia mea � 451 00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:53,301 Bine ! N-ai dec�t ! Fugi ! Cine are nevoie de tine ?! 452 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:29,462 N-am mai v�zut c�pc�un pl�ng�nd. 453 00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:36,679 Nu pl�ng. 454 00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:38,930 Nu e ru�inos. Eu pl�ng tot timpul 455 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:42,016 c�nd m� g�ndesc la bunica sau la pisicu�e 456 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:46,521 sau la bunica pup�nd o pisicu�� sau la un pui de pisicu�� bunic�. 457 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,776 - E at�t de trist. - Nu pl�ng, am spus ! 458 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:52,820 �ncerc doar s� ajut. 459 00:35:53,028 --> 00:35:54,821 Nu e treaba mea de ce e�ti sup�rat. 460 00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:57,198 De ce e�ti sup�rat ? 461 00:35:57,365 --> 00:36:00,243 Am fost p�c�lit s� semnez ceva ce nu trebuia. 462 00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,704 Te-ai �nscris la vacan�e din alea partajate, nu ? 463 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:05,540 Nu. Am semnat �sta. 464 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,709 Nu semnezi niciodat� un contract cu Rumpelstiltskin ! 465 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:10,169 Da, m-am prins. 466 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,379 - Nota de subsol e abil�. - �tiu. 467 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:14,883 Clauzele de reziliere sunt �n�el�toare. 468 00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:18,136 - Ce ? - Clauza de reziliere. 469 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:19,512 Era s�-i ghice�ti numele, 470 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,598 dar acum �tiu to�i cine e. 471 00:36:21,764 --> 00:36:23,348 Am citit nota de subsol, 472 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:25,893 n-are nicio clauz� de reziliere. 473 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,978 Nu-�i u�ureaz� soarta. 474 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,355 ��i ar�t eu cum se face. 475 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:32,066 At�ta timp printre vr�jitoare, 476 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,902 am prins c�teva �mecherii. 477 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:36,029 Creiera�ul t�u de c�pc�un nu poate �n�elege 478 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:38,698 complexitatea abilit��ilor mele poligonice de pliere. 479 00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,158 Ce faci ? 480 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,411 Hei, nu pot face origami, dac� nu te dai mai �ncolo. 481 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:46,831 Mul�umesc. Uite, �ndoi bucata asta, 482 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,417 potrive�ti litera asta, aduci col�ul �sta aici... 483 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:53,712 �i dac� o faci cum trebuie, o s�-�i arate ce s� faci. Poftim ! 484 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,256 "�ncerca�i euforia lui Lou". 485 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,304 Cine e Lou ? 486 00:37:00,471 --> 00:37:02,264 D�-mi aia ! 487 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:09,646 "S�rutul iubirii adev�rate". 488 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,400 Trebuie s� m� sco�i la cin� �nt�i. 489 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,404 "Conform legii basmelor, dac� nu e�ti mul�umit pe deplin, 490 00:37:18,613 --> 00:37:22,115 s�rutul iubirii adev�rate va face acest contract nul �i neavenit." 491 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:25,787 M�g�ru�, ai reu�it ! Uit�-te la tine ! 492 00:37:25,954 --> 00:37:30,751 Dac� eu �i Fiona �mp�rt�im un s�rut, �mi iau via�a �napoi ! 493 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:33,838 Bine ! Nu e�ti la gr�dina zoologic� ! �i unde e Fiona ? 494 00:37:35,464 --> 00:37:36,923 Tocmai asta e. 495 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:38,967 Nu �tiu. 496 00:37:39,133 --> 00:37:41,302 C�nd pierd ceva, eu fac pa�ii �napoi. 497 00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:43,763 Unde ai l�sat-o ultima oar� ? 498 00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:46,641 Ultima oar� c�nd am v�zut-o, 499 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:49,478 i-am spus c�-mi doream s� n-o fi salvat. 500 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:54,607 - O, nu. - Shrek ? 501 00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:57,360 Shrek ! Shrek ! Nu, a�teapt� ! 502 00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:59,654 Ai �nnebunit ? Aia e Temni�a Dragonului ! 503 00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:01,739 �in dragoni acolo ! 504 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:04,993 Bine, fie ! N-ai dec�t ! 505 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,120 Eu o s� stau aici �i-o s� caut ceva de m�ncare. 506 00:38:18,923 --> 00:38:20,175 Fiona ! 507 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:57,044 O, nu. 508 00:39:07,972 --> 00:39:10,266 Dac� n-am salvat-o eu pe Fiona... 509 00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:14,938 atunci cine ? 510 00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:30,287 �sta e suvenirul pe care trebuia s� mi-l dea Fiona c�nd ne-am �nt�lnit. 511 00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:33,958 E un simbol al iubirii noastre. 512 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:35,875 Acum miroase-o ! 513 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:37,919 Ia suvenirul �sta murdar de-aici ! 514 00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:41,673 Nasul t�u e singura �ans� s� dau de urma so�iei mele. 515 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,425 A�a c� nu te mai pl�nge �i miroase. 516 00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,011 Miroase-o ! D�-i drumul, feti�a ! 517 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,888 �i se pare c�-s ogar ? 518 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:50,515 Sunt m�gar, nu c�ine ! 519 00:39:50,682 --> 00:39:53,434 Dac� eram c�ine, mi se spunea C�ine, nu M�g�ru� ! 520 00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:54,978 �i �nc� ceva... 521 00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,438 Ia stai pu�in. 522 00:39:58,106 --> 00:39:59,524 Cred c� am g�sit ceva. 523 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,443 Orice-ar fi, e dulce. 524 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,194 Apetisant� �i gustoas�. 525 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,947 Hei ! Vorbe�ti de so�ia mea ! 526 00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:09,617 M�g�ru� ! 527 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:15,707 Vafe ! 528 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:18,835 �i eu credeam c� Z�na Vafelor e doar o poveste de adormit copii. 529 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:22,963 Vrafuri lipicioase de delicii aurii siropoase ! 530 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:25,299 M�g�ru� ! Nu m�nca alea ! 531 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:29,596 E un vraf de vafe proaspete chiar �n mijlocul p�durii. 532 00:40:29,762 --> 00:40:31,639 Nu �i se pare un pic dubios ? 533 00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,559 Eu doar... Ce tot... ? 534 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:36,686 M�g�ru� r�u ! Nu e voie. 535 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:40,899 Am spus nu ! Nu ! Nu ! Pleac� de l�ng� ele ! 536 00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:42,859 Ai f�cut-o. 537 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,116 Aten�ie ! 538 00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,204 M�g�ru� ! 539 00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,833 - E�ti bine ? - Da. 540 00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:01,086 M�g�ru�... 541 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:05,173 Ajutor ! Ajut�-m� ! 542 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:08,092 Shrek, ajutor ! Ajutor ! 543 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,076 Ai grij� la cap. 544 00:41:33,284 --> 00:41:34,619 Hei, un tip nou. 545 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,871 �mbr�cat �n vesta de duminic�. 546 00:41:37,038 --> 00:41:38,832 E tare micu�, nu ? 547 00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,042 Soarta ne-a adus un camarad de arme. 548 00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:42,877 Costuma�i-l ! 549 00:41:43,044 --> 00:41:45,005 - Hai, verzi�orule. - Stai ! 550 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:51,803 Poftim. 551 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,894 - Bun venit �n Rezisten��. - Rezisten�� ? 552 00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:03,647 Lupt�m pentru libertate �i c�pc�unii de pretutindeni ! 553 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:14,701 Nu �tiam c� putem face asta. 554 00:42:14,909 --> 00:42:17,411 Ajutor ! Nu m� pute�i m�nca ! Am r�ie ! 555 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:22,040 - Sunt otr�vitor ! - �l iau eu ! E la pachet ! 556 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:24,627 Nu i-am scos m�runtaiele �nc�. 557 00:42:24,794 --> 00:42:26,921 Crede-m�, nu vrei s�-l m�n�nci. 558 00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:29,174 M� duc uns �n jos, dar ies lupt�nd ! 559 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,427 N-o enerva pe mama. 560 00:42:31,594 --> 00:42:32,677 Cina ta e prietenul meu ! 561 00:42:32,844 --> 00:42:34,971 - Hai, b�ie�i ! - Trebuie s� scot m�runtaiele ! 562 00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:37,098 S-a �ntors. 563 00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:56,076 Fiona ! 564 00:42:58,204 --> 00:43:00,289 C�t m� bucur c� te-am g�sit ! 565 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:13,510 Poate ai pierdut ora de instructaj, dar �in la spa�iul personal. 566 00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:16,595 Nu �tii cine sunt, nu ? 567 00:43:16,762 --> 00:43:18,306 Nu. 568 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,475 Am ve�ti din Foarte Foarte �ndep�rtat. 569 00:43:20,642 --> 00:43:22,810 Adu-i pe ceilal�i �n sala de r�zboi. 570 00:43:22,977 --> 00:43:25,481 S� fie gata de plecare �n seara asta. 571 00:43:25,648 --> 00:43:27,608 - Trebuie s� vorbesc cu tine. - Ce e ?! 572 00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:32,320 �tiu c� nu-�i aminte�ti de mine, dar... 573 00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,572 Eram c�s�tori�i. Ascult�-m�. 574 00:43:34,739 --> 00:43:39,035 La petrecerea cu porcii �i marioneta, s�tenii vroiau s� le semnez furcile 575 00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:41,288 �i un copil spunea �ntruna: "Hai, r�cne�te". 576 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,874 Am zdrobit torturile 577 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:46,376 �i m�g�ru�ul meu a c�zut �n groapa ta cu vafe. 578 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,381 Nu ? Cine �n�elege ce spun ? 579 00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:55,802 L-am lovit mai tare dec�t am crezut. 580 00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:58,179 Fiona, am nevoie... 581 00:43:59,681 --> 00:44:02,182 Vr�jitoare ! �ti�i rutina ! 582 00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:04,184 - Fiona ! - Vr�jitoare ! O, nu ! 583 00:44:04,351 --> 00:44:06,437 Haide. 584 00:44:35,341 --> 00:44:38,136 E a treia patrul� de azi. Nu ne putem ascunde la nesf�r�it. 585 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:41,890 Crede-m�, Brogan. Dup� seara asta, nu va mai fi nevoie. 586 00:44:43,474 --> 00:44:46,643 - Aia e so�ia ta ? - Aia e so�ia mea. 587 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:50,105 V�d cine poart� zalele �n familia ta ! 588 00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:58,282 Unora le place s� vad� pocalul pe jum�tate gol. 589 00:44:58,449 --> 00:45:02,452 Mie �mi place s�-l v�d pe jum�tate plin. 590 00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:06,414 Am ajuns de jos �n v�rf, doamnelor. 591 00:45:06,581 --> 00:45:09,709 Dar nu suntem doar un imperiu. 592 00:45:10,251 --> 00:45:11,503 Suntem o familie. 593 00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:16,216 Are toat� lumea c�te o brio�� ? Brio�� ? Brio�� ? Da ? Baba ? 594 00:45:16,382 --> 00:45:17,425 Bine. 595 00:45:17,592 --> 00:45:20,803 Am �nchis mul�i c�pc�uni. 596 00:45:20,970 --> 00:45:25,142 A sc�pat unu. Cui �i pas� ? Nu e mare scofal�. 597 00:45:25,643 --> 00:45:27,728 Nu conteaz� pentru mine. 598 00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:30,647 C� doar nu e sf�r�itul lumii. 599 00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:34,734 Numai c�... nostim� chestie... 600 00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:38,404 Acum c� m� g�ndesc, c�pc�unul care a sc�pat e Shrek ! 601 00:45:38,571 --> 00:45:41,367 �i dac� se s�rut� cu Fiona p�n� la r�s�ritul soarelui, 602 00:45:41,575 --> 00:45:44,744 e sf�r�itul lumii, al lumii noastre ! 603 00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:46,788 Al imperiului meu ! 604 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,794 Dar, dup� cum spuneam, 605 00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:57,006 �mi place s� v�d pocalul pe jum�tate plin. 606 00:45:58,465 --> 00:46:00,467 Mi se face sete c�nd �ip. 607 00:46:00,634 --> 00:46:04,472 Vrea cineva ap� ? Vrei s�-�i umeze�ti g�tlejul ? 608 00:46:04,639 --> 00:46:07,517 Un pahar delicios de ap� limpede 609 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:10,854 cristalin�, purificat� ? 610 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:13,355 �i e sete cuiva ? Nim�nui ? Nu ? 611 00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:16,358 Atunci �mi spune cineva 612 00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:19,153 de ce e nevoie ca s�-l prindem pe c�pc�unul �sta ? Tu ! 613 00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:20,446 De m�turi mai rapide ? 614 00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,907 - P�l�rii mai ascu�ite ? - Nu ! Tu ! 615 00:46:23,074 --> 00:46:25,869 V�n�tor profesionist de recompense ? 616 00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:29,873 Ce lume ! Ce lume ! 617 00:46:31,499 --> 00:46:34,419 De fapt, asta nu e o idee rea. Baba ! 618 00:46:35,044 --> 00:46:37,505 Am nevoie de un v�n�tor de recompense, 619 00:46:37,672 --> 00:46:43,385 iar dac� muzica �mbl�nze�te fiara, cred c� �tiu persoana potrivit� ! 620 00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:49,977 Aten�ie toat� lumea. Am primit ve�ti din Foarte Foarte �ndep�rtat. 621 00:46:50,144 --> 00:46:53,314 Stiltskin conduce personal v�n�toarea de c�pc�uni din seara asta. 622 00:46:53,481 --> 00:46:55,191 Ce ? De ce ? 623 00:46:55,357 --> 00:46:57,192 Pun pariu c� din cauza noastr�. 624 00:46:57,358 --> 00:46:59,110 C�nd clovnul �la m�nc�tor de brio�e 625 00:46:59,277 --> 00:47:02,405 va p�r�si cuibul de vr�jitoare... 626 00:47:03,072 --> 00:47:04,365 va fi vulnerabil. 627 00:47:04,532 --> 00:47:07,702 Planul e simplu: dac� urmeaz� aceea�i rut� de patrulare, 628 00:47:07,869 --> 00:47:09,996 vor ajunge la r�u p�n� la miezul nop�ii. 629 00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:13,666 Ne ascundem pe drumul �sta �i a�tept�m caravana. 630 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:17,170 C�nd ajung �n poieni��, v� dau semnalul. 631 00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:19,215 Dup� aia, atac�m. 632 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:28,223 �i c�nd fumul se disip�... Sta�i, ce e asta ? 633 00:47:28,389 --> 00:47:29,682 Taraba mea cu chimichanga. 634 00:47:30,767 --> 00:47:32,936 Nu, buc�t�ra�, n-avem nevoie. 635 00:47:33,102 --> 00:47:36,815 Crede-m�, o s� v� fie foarte foame dup� ambuscada asta. 636 00:47:37,733 --> 00:47:39,527 Acum termin�-�i discursul. 637 00:47:40,277 --> 00:47:43,738 Bine, dup� cum spuneam, c�nd se disip� fumul, 638 00:47:43,905 --> 00:47:47,617 Rumpelstiltskin va disp�rea, chimichanga va fi m�ncat� 639 00:47:47,784 --> 00:47:50,411 �i Foarte Foarte �ndep�rtat va fi, �n sf�r�it, liber. 640 00:47:50,578 --> 00:47:52,330 - �i noi la fel. - R�sp�ndi�i vestea. 641 00:47:52,497 --> 00:47:55,792 Plec�m imediat ce Rumpel p�r�se�te palatul. 642 00:47:58,085 --> 00:48:00,295 - M�i, e groas� ! - Mie-mi spui ? 643 00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:03,049 Cum o s-o s�rut �nainte de r�s�rit ? 644 00:48:03,216 --> 00:48:04,759 Eu vorbeam de revolu�ie. 645 00:48:04,968 --> 00:48:07,095 Revolu�ie ? 646 00:48:07,262 --> 00:48:11,306 Spune-i c� e�ti iubirea ei adev�rat� �i c� vii dintr-un univers paralel. 647 00:48:11,473 --> 00:48:13,267 �i dup� aia �i spun 648 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:15,435 c� tu e�ti �nsurat cu un dragon care scuip� foc 649 00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:18,648 �i c� ai copii mutan�i de m�gar �i dragon. 650 00:48:19,149 --> 00:48:20,316 Am ?! 651 00:48:20,483 --> 00:48:23,403 Ai v�zut ce s-a �nt�mplat. O s� m� cread� nebun. 652 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,780 Sunt t�tic ? 653 00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:28,366 �tii ce ? Dac� am f�cut-o pe Fiona s� m� s�rute o dat�... 654 00:48:30,326 --> 00:48:32,078 pot s-o fac din nou. 655 00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:35,206 Copiii mei au copite sau pinteni ? 656 00:48:35,373 --> 00:48:36,958 M�g�ru�, ��� ! 657 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,543 Alo ! 658 00:48:40,003 --> 00:48:41,170 Fiona ? 659 00:48:47,176 --> 00:48:50,264 N-ar trebui s� fii aici, se�or. 660 00:48:50,431 --> 00:48:51,807 Motane ? 661 00:48:57,312 --> 00:48:59,022 Nu se poate. 662 00:49:12,869 --> 00:49:15,330 Hr�ne�te-m�, dac� �ndr�zne�ti. 663 00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:18,834 Motane, ce s-a �nt�mplat cu tine ? Te-ai f�cut at�t de gra... 664 00:49:20,211 --> 00:49:23,214 - ...gra�ios. - Te cunosc ? 665 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,965 Unde �i-e p�l�ria ? Unde �i-e cureaua ? 666 00:49:26,132 --> 00:49:27,884 Cizmuli�ele tale ? 667 00:49:28,051 --> 00:49:30,512 Cizme ? Pentru o pisic� ? Ha ! 668 00:49:30,678 --> 00:49:33,765 Dar e�ti Motanul �nc�l�at. 669 00:49:34,390 --> 00:49:37,102 Poate odat�. Dar �la e un nume pe care l-am dep�it. 670 00:49:37,269 --> 00:49:39,521 Nu e singurul lucru pe care l-ai dep�it. 671 00:49:39,687 --> 00:49:42,440 Poate m-am del�sat un pic dup� ce m-am retras, 672 00:49:42,607 --> 00:49:46,528 dar renun�area la spad� a fost cea mai bun� decizie din via�a mea. 673 00:49:46,694 --> 00:49:49,739 Am tot caimacul pe care-l pot bea �i to�i �oarecii pe care-i pot v�na. 674 00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:52,742 Pe �sta o s�-l prind mai t�rziu. 675 00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:55,327 Motane, ce �i-am f�cut ?! 676 00:49:55,494 --> 00:49:56,954 Ai devenit moale. 677 00:49:57,746 --> 00:50:01,918 Ei bine, sunt periat de dou� ori pe zi. 678 00:50:03,086 --> 00:50:04,712 Nu e prea t�rziu s� �ndrept�m asta. 679 00:50:04,879 --> 00:50:07,131 Ajut�-m� s-o s�rut pe Fiona. 680 00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:10,425 Ce faci ? Te pot ajuta cu ceva ? 681 00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:13,554 �tiu c�t de stresant e s� pui la cale o revolt�, 682 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,722 s� aduni trupele, s� planifici atacurile, 683 00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:19,686 a�a c� �i-am adus ceva care s� te relaxeze. 684 00:50:20,228 --> 00:50:21,312 Un co� cu cadouri ? 685 00:50:21,479 --> 00:50:24,107 Cu pl�cere. la s� vedem ce ai. 686 00:50:24,274 --> 00:50:26,651 O cutie de melci �n form� de inim�. 687 00:50:27,277 --> 00:50:29,737 Lum�nare cu miros de sconcs. 688 00:50:29,904 --> 00:50:34,284 - Nu e... - Ce sunt astea ? Cupoane ! 689 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:36,494 "Un masaj gratuit la picioare". 690 00:50:36,661 --> 00:50:38,996 "O masc� facial� cu noroi" ! �i uite unul... 691 00:50:39,163 --> 00:50:42,708 "Bun pentru un s�rut gratuit". Hai s�-l �ncas�m acum. 692 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,877 Nu �tiu despre ce e vorba, 693 00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:46,589 dar eu �ncerc s� duc o revolu�ie. 694 00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:48,966 Dac� nu ai capul lui Rumpelstiltskin acolo, 695 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:51,260 ia-�i co�ul cu cadouri, 696 00:50:51,427 --> 00:50:55,138 ie�i din cortul meu �i f�-te util ! 697 00:50:55,805 --> 00:51:00,101 Ai dreptate. �mi pare r�u. 698 00:51:00,268 --> 00:51:03,313 Eram doar prietenos. F�r� resentimente ? 699 00:51:04,939 --> 00:51:08,484 O �mbr��i�are de iertare ? �i un s�rut scurt de la revedere ? 700 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:13,781 Stai ! �la e v�sc cumva ? 701 00:51:15,493 --> 00:51:18,871 Shrek ! Copiii mei sunt dr�gu�i sau st�njenesc lumea ? 702 00:51:19,038 --> 00:51:22,166 - Unde l-am g�sit pe �sta ? - S� fie adev�rat ? 703 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:26,544 C� anii de �ngrijire �i r�sf��eal� m-au f�cut moale ? 704 00:51:26,711 --> 00:51:29,631 Nu fi prostu�. Cine e pisoia� dr�gu� ? 705 00:51:29,797 --> 00:51:31,257 Eu. 706 00:51:39,182 --> 00:51:41,726 T�ticul crede c� ar��i foarte frumos, Fifi. 707 00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:44,062 Ga-ga. 708 00:51:44,229 --> 00:51:45,814 Purcelu�i, disp�re�i ! 709 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:48,191 �i lua�i-i oli�a cu voi. 710 00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,110 Purcelu�ul �sta vrea acas� ! 711 00:51:51,277 --> 00:51:54,571 - Dle Stiltskin ! E aici. - Bine. 712 00:52:08,335 --> 00:52:11,505 Flautistule... Cum a fost naveta ? 713 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:14,676 Bun�. 714 00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:16,594 �sta, v�n�tor de recompense ?! 715 00:52:16,761 --> 00:52:19,639 Ce-o s� fac�, o s� le c�nte c�pc�unilor un c�ntec de leag�n ? 716 00:52:31,609 --> 00:52:33,236 Gata, am �n�eles ! 717 00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:36,572 F�-l s� se opreasc� ! 718 00:52:40,909 --> 00:52:42,244 Ajunge. 719 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:49,253 E timpul s�-l pl�tim pe Flautist. 720 00:52:51,421 --> 00:52:54,174 Pe bune, e timpul s�-l pl�tim pe Flautist. 721 00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:57,385 Adu-mi carnetul de cecuri ! Du-te ! 722 00:52:57,552 --> 00:52:59,554 Treaba devine cam neglijent� pe-aici ! 723 00:53:02,974 --> 00:53:04,809 Ai grij� s� m�n�nce ! 724 00:53:04,976 --> 00:53:08,271 Nu po�i pune cap�t tiraniei pe stomacul gol ! Hai, du-te ! 725 00:53:08,438 --> 00:53:09,939 Cina ! 726 00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:20,575 - Hai, M�g�ru�. - �nc� o dat�, te rog. 727 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,036 Bine, dar e ultima oar�. 728 00:53:24,621 --> 00:53:25,663 Fi�i aten�i aici. 729 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,838 V� v�d ! 730 00:53:35,007 --> 00:53:36,549 � Ochii �tia au v�zut mult� dragoste 731 00:53:36,716 --> 00:53:39,511 � Dar nu vor s� mai vad� una Ca cea pentru tine � 732 00:53:39,677 --> 00:53:41,554 Ai un prieten pe cinste. 733 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:43,848 V�d de ce nu l-ai m�ncat. 734 00:53:44,015 --> 00:53:48,019 M�g�ru�, n-a� vrea s� te iau din fa�a publicului t�u adorator, 735 00:53:48,186 --> 00:53:50,187 dar n-ajung nic�ieri cu Fiona. 736 00:53:50,354 --> 00:53:52,356 Hei, cine vrea desert ? 737 00:53:55,193 --> 00:53:57,195 - De unde ai astea ? - Din gunoiul Fionei. 738 00:53:57,362 --> 00:54:00,281 Alt cadou de la vreun amorez f�r� minte. 739 00:54:02,075 --> 00:54:03,743 Bun�, buc�t�ra� ! 740 00:54:04,743 --> 00:54:07,746 Astea n-o s� �in� la Fiona. 741 00:54:07,913 --> 00:54:09,414 La mine �in. 742 00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:12,460 Ce s� fac ? Parc� nici n-o cunosc. 743 00:54:12,543 --> 00:54:16,005 Da, Romeo, Fionei nu-i pas� dec�t de cauza ei. 744 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:19,176 - Pentru cauz� ! - Pentru cauz� ! 745 00:54:21,344 --> 00:54:22,512 Bun� ! 746 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:52,083 - Frumoase mi�c�ri. - Ce faci ? 747 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,961 M� preg�tesc pentru ambuscad�. 748 00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,470 �ntotdeauna �mi place s�-mi cvadricepez fesierii 749 00:54:58,494 --> 00:55:02,135 �i s� fac abdomene �nainte de o opera�iune opera�ional�. 750 00:55:02,343 --> 00:55:03,344 Asta e luat� ? 751 00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:05,388 Cu aia cur���m WC-urile. 752 00:55:07,265 --> 00:55:10,393 Cu aia cur���m chestia cu care cur���m WC-urile. 753 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,854 �tiam asta. 754 00:55:12,938 --> 00:55:14,064 Aia e, �efu'. 755 00:55:31,207 --> 00:55:33,374 Hei... Scott ? 756 00:55:33,917 --> 00:55:35,710 M� cheam� Shrek, de fapt. 757 00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:38,713 O s� fii omor�t �n ambuscad�. 758 00:55:38,922 --> 00:55:42,509 O s� fiu bine. �tiu s�-mi port de grij�... 759 00:55:43,051 --> 00:55:44,260 Ia s� vedem. 760 00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:54,395 Fiona ? 761 00:56:26,970 --> 00:56:28,263 O iau eu. 762 00:56:28,596 --> 00:56:29,973 D�-mi m�na. 763 00:56:32,266 --> 00:56:33,976 Dragonul trece pe sub pod, 764 00:56:34,143 --> 00:56:36,395 prin bucl� �i, �n sf�r�it... 765 00:56:36,562 --> 00:56:38,147 �n castel. 766 00:56:49,826 --> 00:56:51,953 Bine. Bun. 767 00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:54,289 Se pare c� te descurci. 768 00:56:54,455 --> 00:56:56,416 - Dar Fiona... - Preg�te�te-te de misiune ! 769 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:59,586 - Da, dar... - E un ordin ! 770 00:57:10,723 --> 00:57:14,101 Ascu�i�i topoarele �i �nc�rca�i armele ! 771 00:57:14,268 --> 00:57:15,853 Preg�tirea e jum�tate din b�t�lie ! 772 00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:21,483 C�pc�unule ! Un momento ! Un momento ! 773 00:57:21,983 --> 00:57:24,527 C�pc�unule, un momento ! 774 00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:27,448 Las�-m� un minut. 775 00:57:27,615 --> 00:57:30,451 Motane, sunt cam presat de timp. 776 00:57:30,618 --> 00:57:33,786 Nu cred ce tocmai am v�zut. 777 00:57:33,995 --> 00:57:35,622 Acolo, tu cu Fiona. 778 00:57:35,788 --> 00:57:38,458 Era o sc�nteie �n inima ei, 779 00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,335 care am crezut c� s-a stins de mult. 780 00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:44,923 A fost de parc�, pentru un moment, Fiona �i-a g�sit iubirea adev�rat�. 781 00:57:45,089 --> 00:57:48,425 Eu sunt iubirea ei adev�rat�. Eu am rupt blestemul. 782 00:57:49,009 --> 00:57:50,845 �tii de blestemul ei ? 783 00:57:51,012 --> 00:57:54,307 "Ziua, �ntr-un fel, noaptea, �n altul, 784 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:57,227 "Aceasta va fi a ta norm�. 785 00:57:57,435 --> 00:58:00,896 P�n� vei g�si primul s�rut al iubirii adev�rate 786 00:58:02,189 --> 00:58:06,068 �i vei lua a dragostei form�." 787 00:58:06,944 --> 00:58:08,822 �tii p�n� �i rima ! 788 00:58:08,988 --> 00:58:11,491 Tu e�ti ! Trebuie s� i-o dovede�ti ! 789 00:58:11,699 --> 00:58:13,827 - Cum ? - Convinge-o ! 790 00:58:13,994 --> 00:58:15,328 Du-te la ea �i, c�nd e singur�, 791 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:19,165 zi-i ceva ce doar alesul ei ar �ti. 792 00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:20,917 Ce s� �tie ?! 793 00:58:22,919 --> 00:58:25,588 Ce mot�na� dolofan ! Shrek, �l putem p�stra ? 794 00:58:42,731 --> 00:58:44,567 Scuza�i-m�. Trec ! 795 00:58:44,732 --> 00:58:47,443 Scuze, b�ie�i ! P�zi�i-v� spatele. 796 00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:50,488 M�g�ru�, c�ru�ul cu chimichanga ! Repede ! 797 00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:53,533 Haide ! Dup� el, cat�rule ! M�g�ru�, haide ! 798 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,827 M�i, e�ti de pi�ul lumii ! 799 00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:58,371 �i tu e�ti ridi-cat�r-os ! 800 00:59:04,252 --> 00:59:07,047 M� duc s� cercetez. A�tepta�i semnalul meu. 801 00:59:12,094 --> 00:59:13,971 Asigura�i-v� pozi�iile ! 802 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,864 - Superb� panoram� de aici. - Ce ?! 803 00:59:33,072 --> 00:59:34,115 �napoi pe pozi�ie ! 804 00:59:34,282 --> 00:59:37,327 Trebuie s� afli odat� pentru totdeauna cine sunt. 805 00:59:37,494 --> 00:59:38,953 O s� strici tot ! 806 00:59:39,162 --> 00:59:41,372 De fapt, am s� �ndrept tot. 807 00:59:41,539 --> 00:59:44,291 C�pc�unii, Rumpel, blestemul t�u... 808 00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:47,503 De unde �tii de blestemul meu ?! 809 00:59:47,669 --> 00:59:52,091 Te rog, Fiona... Ascult�-m� numai. 810 00:59:52,258 --> 00:59:54,802 Pot explica tot. 811 00:59:58,306 --> 01:00:01,099 - Unde e semnalul Fionei ? - Ce a�teapt� ? 812 01:00:01,266 --> 01:00:04,102 - O s� scape ! - Ba nu. 813 01:00:29,670 --> 01:00:33,465 Nu �tiu de unde �tii de blestemul meu, 814 01:00:33,632 --> 01:00:35,511 dar dac� c�pc�unii afl� c� sunt... 815 01:00:35,678 --> 01:00:38,931 - O prin�es� frumoas� ? - Nu asta sunt ! Nu mai sunt. 816 01:00:39,098 --> 01:00:42,143 - �tiu c� e�ti sup�rat�. - Nu �tii nimic despre mine ! 817 01:00:42,351 --> 01:00:43,977 �tiu totul despre tine. 818 01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:47,147 C�n�i frumos de explodeaz� p�s�rile. 819 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:49,482 - Mare scofal�. - ��i scrii numele 820 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:52,318 - cu o inim� pe i. - �i ce ? 821 01:00:52,527 --> 01:00:54,529 C�nd vezi o stea c�z�toare, 822 01:00:54,696 --> 01:00:56,656 ��i �ncruci�ezi degetele la ambele m�ini, 823 01:00:56,823 --> 01:01:00,660 str�ngi din nas �i-�i pui o dorin��. 824 01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:03,705 Nu-�i place s� ai p�tura �nf�urat� la picioare 825 01:01:03,872 --> 01:01:05,499 �i dormi la lumina lum�n�rii 826 01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:07,668 pentru c� de fiecare dat� c�nd �nchizi ochii, 827 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:11,714 �i-e team� c� o s� te treze�ti din nou �n turnul �la. 828 01:01:13,423 --> 01:01:15,550 Dar cel mai important, Fiona, 829 01:01:16,551 --> 01:01:20,180 �tiu c� motivul pentru care te transformi �n om �n fiecare zi... 830 01:01:22,432 --> 01:01:24,518 e pentru c� n-ai fost niciodat� s�rutat�... 831 01:01:25,936 --> 01:01:27,103 ei bine... 832 01:01:29,564 --> 01:01:30,732 de mine. 833 01:01:40,325 --> 01:01:44,203 - Te mi�ti repede. - Nu eu m� mi�c. 834 01:01:46,205 --> 01:01:48,374 - Ce se �nt�mpl� ?! - Dragostea ? 835 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:51,669 - Nu, sunt silit� s� dansez ! - De dragoste ! 836 01:01:51,836 --> 01:01:54,631 Nu, nu m� pot opri ! 837 01:01:54,797 --> 01:01:57,633 Te rog ! S� �nceteze ! 838 01:01:57,799 --> 01:01:59,927 Nu m� pot controla ! 839 01:02:03,807 --> 01:02:06,935 Da ! Buc�t�ra�ul s-a �ncins ca �n buc�t�rie ! 840 01:02:09,145 --> 01:02:11,606 O, nu ! E Flautistul ! 841 01:02:13,775 --> 01:02:17,403 Nu pot s� cred c� am permis s� se �nt�mple asta ! E vina ta ! 842 01:02:17,570 --> 01:02:21,991 - Dac� m-ai l�sa numai s� te s�rut ! - Ce ? E�ti nebun ! 843 01:02:36,924 --> 01:02:41,010 Hai s� facem ceva �nainte s� danseze fandango p�n� nu mai �tiu de ei. 844 01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:44,597 - Ce putem face ? - Mai �nt�i, opre�te-te din dans ! 845 01:02:44,764 --> 01:02:47,517 C�nd cineva sun� din fl�u�el, trebuie s� dau din popone�el ! 846 01:02:47,684 --> 01:02:49,269 Atunci trebuie s-o fac eu ! 847 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:01,656 Repede ! Trebuie s�-i ducem departe de muzic� ! 848 01:03:04,034 --> 01:03:07,079 Motanul �i M�g�ru�ul au s�rit �n ajutor ! Am salvat situa�ia ! 849 01:03:32,770 --> 01:03:35,273 M�g�ru�, pot �mprumuta limba ta ? 850 01:03:35,482 --> 01:03:36,566 Poftim ?! 851 01:03:37,525 --> 01:03:38,818 Nu. La naiba... 852 01:03:41,278 --> 01:03:44,324 Nu-mi pas� c�t ca�ti ochii, nu pupi nimic. 853 01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:51,164 Bine ! 854 01:03:51,706 --> 01:03:52,749 Opre�te-te ! 855 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:55,334 - Unde te duci ? - S�-mi salvez prietenii. 856 01:03:55,501 --> 01:03:58,337 - Sinucig�ndu-te ? - Dac� de asta e nevoie. 857 01:03:58,504 --> 01:03:59,838 Motane, spune ceva. 858 01:04:00,005 --> 01:04:01,883 - Motane ? - Hai s�-�i explic. 859 01:04:02,050 --> 01:04:04,135 A�a �tii totul despre mine ! 860 01:04:04,302 --> 01:04:07,388 Fiona, a�teapt� ! S�rut�-m�. 861 01:04:07,555 --> 01:04:09,182 Numai a�a ��i po�i salva prietenii. 862 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:10,391 D�-te din calea mea ! 863 01:04:10,558 --> 01:04:13,686 �nainte credeai c� un singur s�rut poate rezolva orice ! 864 01:04:40,296 --> 01:04:44,509 Nu �n�eleg. N-are nicio noim�. 865 01:04:44,717 --> 01:04:47,303 S�rutul iubirii adev�rate trebuia s� �ndrepte tot ! 866 01:04:47,470 --> 01:04:49,556 Asta mi-au spus �i mie. 867 01:04:49,764 --> 01:04:52,058 Nu iubirea adev�rat� m-a eliberat din turn. 868 01:04:52,225 --> 01:04:54,978 Ci eu. M-am salvat singur�. 869 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:59,566 Nu �n�elegi ? E doar un basm. 870 01:04:59,732 --> 01:05:02,153 Nu spune asta. Exist� ! 871 01:05:02,319 --> 01:05:03,696 De unde �tii tu ? 872 01:05:03,904 --> 01:05:06,574 Ai crescut �nchis �n temni�a unui dragon ? 873 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:09,576 Ai tr�it singur �ntr-un turn nenorocit ? 874 01:05:09,742 --> 01:05:12,120 Ai adormit pl�ng�nd �n fiecare noapte 875 01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:14,831 a�tept�nd dragostea care n-a venit ?! 876 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:19,712 Dar... dar eu sunt dragostea ta adev�rat�. 877 01:05:19,879 --> 01:05:23,339 Atunci unde ai fost c�nd am avut nevoie de tine ? 878 01:05:35,143 --> 01:05:37,686 Poate n-ai s�rutat-o cum trebuie ? 879 01:05:38,270 --> 01:05:39,313 Nu. 880 01:05:39,855 --> 01:05:41,690 S�rutul n-a mers... 881 01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:44,944 pentru c� Fiona nu m� iube�te. 882 01:05:51,493 --> 01:05:53,202 Nu dispera�i, fra�i c�pc�uni ! 883 01:05:53,368 --> 01:05:57,623 Pe noi ne pot v�r� �n cu�ti, dar nu ne pot �nchide �i onoarea ! 884 01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:01,961 Shrek �i Fiona sunt �mpreun� ?! 885 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:07,258 Mi-a ajuns c�t ai triluit ! Ai dat-o �n bar� ! 886 01:06:07,425 --> 01:06:09,135 Lupu�or ! Peruca de discurs. 887 01:06:09,302 --> 01:06:13,515 Baba ! Preg�te�te-mi machiajul. �i Flautistule, ridic�-mi ciorapii. 888 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:18,603 - Str�ns. - Aten�ie, cet��eni. 889 01:06:19,437 --> 01:06:23,690 R�m�ne�i cu noi pentru un mesaj de la dictatorul nostru tiranic ! 890 01:06:25,067 --> 01:06:28,529 Bun� ziua, oameni. Sunt eu, Rumpelstiltskin. 891 01:06:28,695 --> 01:06:30,741 P�storul viselor voastre. 892 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:35,579 Recent, cineva anume 893 01:06:35,746 --> 01:06:39,040 ne-a pus �n primejdie traiul fericit. 894 01:06:39,999 --> 01:06:44,963 �i acel cineva e c�pc�unul m�nc�tor de �obolani pe nume Shrek ! 895 01:06:45,129 --> 01:06:47,423 De-asta vin la voi, dragi cet��eni. 896 01:06:47,590 --> 01:06:50,093 C�ci oricine mi-l aduce 897 01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:53,555 va beneficia de o �nvoial� unic� �n via��. 898 01:06:53,721 --> 01:06:54,764 �NVOIAL� unic� �n via�� 899 01:06:54,973 --> 01:06:56,349 G�ndi�i-v� numai ! 900 01:06:56,516 --> 01:06:58,226 Fericire des�v�r�it�. 901 01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:01,856 �mplinire desf�t�toare ame�itoare ! Dorin�ele voastre cele mai arz�toare. 902 01:07:02,064 --> 01:07:04,066 Visele cele mai �ndr�zne�e. 903 01:07:04,233 --> 01:07:08,820 Tot ce v-a�i putea dori vreodat� ! F�r� nicio obliga�ie ! 904 01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:12,240 Dar gr�bi�i-v� ! Oferta e limitat� ! 905 01:07:12,407 --> 01:07:18,205 A�a c� aprinde�i-v� tor�ele, ascu�i�i-v� furcile �i s� v�d gloata ! 906 01:07:18,706 --> 01:07:21,749 Shrek ! Shrek ! Shrek ! 907 01:07:31,217 --> 01:07:32,844 Se pare c� suntem �n siguran��. 908 01:07:33,011 --> 01:07:35,804 E mai pu�in furcos �i tor�os acolo. 909 01:07:35,971 --> 01:07:40,058 Ce rost are ? S�rutul n-a mers. S-a terminat. 910 01:07:40,226 --> 01:07:43,229 �tiu c� lucrurile par un pic cam sumbre acum. 911 01:07:43,396 --> 01:07:45,899 Dar ies �ntotdeauna bine p�n� la urm�. 912 01:07:46,065 --> 01:07:48,401 - P�n� m�ine... - Nu �n�elegi ? 913 01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,235 M�ine nu exist�. 914 01:07:50,402 --> 01:07:54,364 Nici ziua de dup� �i nici cea de dup� ! 915 01:07:54,531 --> 01:07:58,077 Via�a mea era perfect� �i n-am s-o ob�in niciodat� �napoi ! 916 01:07:58,244 --> 01:08:01,789 Dac� era a�a perfect�, de ce i-ai dat-o lui Rumpelstiltskin ? 917 01:08:01,956 --> 01:08:05,376 Pentru c� n-am �tiut ce aveam p�n� n-a disp�rut ! 918 01:08:10,131 --> 01:08:11,966 N-am �tiut ce aveam. 919 01:08:14,594 --> 01:08:18,056 Pred�-te acum ! Te predau ! 920 01:08:18,681 --> 01:08:22,184 Nu �ncerca s� te �mpotrive�ti, c�pc�unule ! Recompensa e a mea ! 921 01:08:22,351 --> 01:08:23,435 Turti�� ? 922 01:08:24,186 --> 01:08:26,647 - D�-mi drumul, diavol verde ! - Ce faci ? 923 01:08:26,814 --> 01:08:28,067 �mi iau recompensa ! 924 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:30,236 - Recompens� ? - Ce vrei s� spui, pi�cotule ? 925 01:08:30,986 --> 01:08:33,447 Rumpelstiltskin ofer� o �nvoial� unic� �n via�� 926 01:08:33,656 --> 01:08:36,616 - celui care te pred�. - O �nvoial� unic� �n via�� ? 927 01:08:36,825 --> 01:08:39,869 ��i �ndepline�te toate dorin�ele. 928 01:08:41,496 --> 01:08:42,872 Stai pu�in. 929 01:08:43,623 --> 01:08:46,334 - �nc� mai pot �ndrepta asta. - Cum ? 930 01:08:46,501 --> 01:08:50,796 O s�-i dau lui Rumpelstiltskin exact ce vrea. 931 01:08:51,005 --> 01:08:53,299 Turti��, spune-mi de aceast�... 932 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,682 �l vroiai tu ? 933 01:09:01,684 --> 01:09:04,769 Nu e Shrek. �la nu e Shrek. Tot nu e Shrek. 934 01:09:04,936 --> 01:09:08,273 �la nici m�car nu e un c�pc�un, e un trol. Bun� �ncercare. 935 01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:09,440 - �i �la... - R�cnet. 936 01:09:09,607 --> 01:09:10,650 ... e jalnic. 937 01:09:11,526 --> 01:09:13,403 �sta ce se vrea ? 938 01:09:13,570 --> 01:09:15,114 Sunt doar un b�tr�n speriat. 939 01:09:15,281 --> 01:09:18,200 Nu-l asculta ! C�pc�unii �tia sunt abili ! 940 01:09:18,409 --> 01:09:19,993 E tat�l t�u vopsit �n verde. 941 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,203 E Shrek ! Pe cuv�nt ! 942 01:09:23,788 --> 01:09:24,789 Lua�i-i de-aici ! 943 01:09:24,956 --> 01:09:27,834 Nu mi-l poate aduce nimeni pe Shrek ?! 944 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,753 C�t de greu poate fi ? �l vreau ! 945 01:09:31,212 --> 01:09:32,547 Stiltskin ! 946 01:09:34,131 --> 01:09:35,883 Am auzit c� m� cau�i. 947 01:09:36,717 --> 01:09:38,636 Ei, bravo ! �n sf�r�it ! 948 01:09:38,845 --> 01:09:42,265 Cine l-a predat ? Cine prime�te �nvoiala unic� �n via�� ? 949 01:09:42,432 --> 01:09:44,267 Eu. 950 01:09:44,434 --> 01:09:48,353 Dac� m� predau, eu primesc �nvoiala unic� �n via��. 951 01:09:51,356 --> 01:09:55,152 Asta �nseamn� c� trebuie s�-mi dai orice vreau. 952 01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:58,615 Numai s�rutul iubirii adev�rate poate rezilia contractul. 953 01:09:58,781 --> 01:10:00,783 Dac� ai crezut c� ��i faci apari�ia aici 954 01:10:00,950 --> 01:10:05,246 - �i-�i recuperezi via�a... - Nu-s aici s�-mi recuperez via�a. 955 01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:08,166 Atunci ce vrei ? 956 01:10:18,926 --> 01:10:21,428 C�pc�unii... Sunt to�i liberi. 957 01:10:21,637 --> 01:10:23,096 Dar unde e Shrek ? 958 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,606 Asta nu e bine. 959 01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:35,235 Nu �tiu, nu prea e un final de poveste. 960 01:10:35,401 --> 01:10:41,241 Nobilul Shrek se pred� ca s� salveze ni�te c�pc�uni jego�i. 961 01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:44,452 Nu conteaz� dec�t c� ei sunt liberi 962 01:10:44,994 --> 01:10:46,996 �i Fiona e �n siguran��. 963 01:10:48,455 --> 01:10:51,417 Pun pariu c� pe Fiona ar mi�ca-o asta. 964 01:10:52,126 --> 01:10:53,378 Dar hei... 965 01:10:53,545 --> 01:10:56,507 B�nuiesc c�-i po�i spune chiar tu. 966 01:10:57,341 --> 01:10:58,759 Fiona ! 967 01:11:07,142 --> 01:11:11,479 Stiltskin, am avut o �nvoial� ! Ai spus c� eliberezi to�i c�pc�unii ! 968 01:11:11,646 --> 01:11:12,857 Da. 969 01:11:13,023 --> 01:11:17,694 Dar Fiona nu e pe deplin c�pc�uni��, nu ? 970 01:11:20,697 --> 01:11:26,452 "Ziua, �ntr-un fel, noaptea, �n altul." Tranca, fleanca. 971 01:11:28,329 --> 01:11:30,540 Nimeni nu e de�tept �n afar� de mine ! 972 01:11:38,673 --> 01:11:41,217 �sta a fost un lucru foarte curajos, Shrek. 973 01:11:41,968 --> 01:11:43,011 ��i mul�umesc. 974 01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:46,054 Nu, ai avut dreptate. 975 01:11:46,847 --> 01:11:48,974 N-am fost al�turi de tine. 976 01:11:49,183 --> 01:11:51,518 �i nu doar la Temni�a Dragonului... 977 01:11:52,811 --> 01:11:54,564 ci �n fiecare zi ce-a urmat. 978 01:11:55,565 --> 01:11:56,691 Ei bine... 979 01:11:57,692 --> 01:11:59,360 e�ti aici acum. 980 01:12:02,030 --> 01:12:03,823 Haide ! Trebuie s�-l salvez pe Shrek ! 981 01:12:03,990 --> 01:12:05,408 Nu fi prost, cat�rule ! 982 01:12:05,575 --> 01:12:08,036 Are dreptate. Palatul e �ncuiat mai bine 983 01:12:08,203 --> 01:12:11,539 - dec�t dulapul b�tr�nei Hubbard. - �i dulapul �la nu era p�zit 984 01:12:11,706 --> 01:12:14,709 de vr�jitoare ur�te �i rele. 985 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:17,753 Te auzim ! 986 01:12:18,587 --> 01:12:20,047 Scuze ! 987 01:12:21,507 --> 01:12:23,344 Trebuie s� intr�m �n palat. 988 01:12:23,511 --> 01:12:25,638 Eu �i Shrek doar ce-am sc�pat de-acolo ! 989 01:12:25,846 --> 01:12:27,348 Dar cum ? 990 01:12:28,557 --> 01:12:31,518 La fel cum o s� intr�m. 991 01:12:36,022 --> 01:12:40,151 Da ! Noul meu glob dr�gu� ! Nu era mai mare �n catalog ? 992 01:12:40,318 --> 01:12:41,861 Va trebui s� m� mul�umesc cu �sta. 993 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:52,038 Vr�jitoarelor, �n sf�r�it, momentul pe care l-am a�teptat to�i. 994 01:12:52,247 --> 01:12:55,000 Evenimentul principal al serii ! 995 01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:58,379 Vi-i prezint pe Shrek �i Fiona ! 996 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:07,512 �i acum, ca s� l�s�m trecutul �n urm� odat� pentru totdeauna, 997 01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:11,392 v� prezint cel mai groaznic co�mar al unei prin�ese ! 998 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:15,145 Fosta pasiune a Fionei, paznicul temni�ei, 999 01:13:15,311 --> 01:13:16,938 Dragonul ! 1000 01:13:31,410 --> 01:13:34,080 � Iarn�, prim�var�, toamn�, var� 1001 01:13:34,247 --> 01:13:36,416 � Trebuie doar s� m� chemi iar� ! 1002 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:39,210 � �i eu am s� vin, da, da ! � 1003 01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:42,213 - M�g�ru� ? - �i Motanul ! 1004 01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:47,134 �nc�l�at ! 1005 01:14:17,206 --> 01:14:19,249 Prinde�i-i, prinde�i-i, vr�jitoarelor ! 1006 01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:22,630 Atac� ! 1007 01:14:26,884 --> 01:14:29,219 - M�g�ru�, curteaz-o ! - Pe cine ? 1008 01:14:29,385 --> 01:14:30,762 Pe so�ia ta ! 1009 01:14:43,941 --> 01:14:45,485 � Bun� 1010 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,658 � Pe mine m� cau�i ? 1011 01:14:51,492 --> 01:14:53,953 � O v�d �n ochii t�i � 1012 01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:04,796 Te sun ! Suntem �ndr�gosti�i ! 1013 01:15:16,516 --> 01:15:18,017 Fiona, �ine-te ! 1014 01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:21,312 Hei, tu ! 1015 01:15:50,842 --> 01:15:53,928 - Chimichangas ?! - la c�t sunt fierbin�i ! 1016 01:16:00,894 --> 01:16:02,061 Sari ! 1017 01:16:05,523 --> 01:16:06,774 Acum ! 1018 01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:23,417 Dragonul trece pe sub pod ! 1019 01:16:24,543 --> 01:16:26,086 Prin bucl� ! 1020 01:16:26,252 --> 01:16:27,295 �i, �n sf�r�it... 1021 01:16:27,462 --> 01:16:29,088 �n castel ! 1022 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,096 Fugi�i ! 1023 01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:47,774 Cu bine ! 1024 01:16:50,653 --> 01:16:51,737 Fifi, du-te ! 1025 01:16:51,904 --> 01:16:53,823 Vr�jitoare, �nchide�i trapa ! 1026 01:16:54,949 --> 01:16:57,575 Fifi, du-te ! Flu-flu ! 1027 01:16:57,742 --> 01:17:01,079 Hai, du-te ! Zboar� ! Sus, sus ! Du-te ! 1028 01:17:01,955 --> 01:17:03,248 Fifi, nu ! 1029 01:17:08,045 --> 01:17:09,964 Victoria e a noastr� ! 1030 01:17:18,346 --> 01:17:21,307 Se pare c� o s�-l m�nc�m pe ciudatul cu degete �uguiate la micul dejun. 1031 01:17:21,474 --> 01:17:24,102 Hei, suntem o echip� bunicic�. 1032 01:17:24,269 --> 01:17:26,228 Nici n-ai idee. 1033 01:17:34,154 --> 01:17:35,488 Shrek ? 1034 01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:41,118 Ziua lui s-a terminat. Ziua lui s-a... 1035 01:17:41,743 --> 01:17:42,870 Shrek ? 1036 01:17:43,954 --> 01:17:45,664 E �n regul�. 1037 01:17:49,169 --> 01:17:51,504 Trebuie s� pot face ceva. 1038 01:17:52,297 --> 01:17:55,925 Ai f�cut deja totul pentru mine, Fiona. 1039 01:17:56,092 --> 01:17:58,720 Mi-ai dat o cas� �i o familie. 1040 01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:00,638 Ai copii ? 1041 01:18:00,805 --> 01:18:02,807 Noi avem copii. 1042 01:18:02,974 --> 01:18:06,853 Fergus, Farkle �i o feti�� numit�... 1043 01:18:07,020 --> 01:18:08,313 Felicia. 1044 01:18:09,230 --> 01:18:12,024 �ntotdeauna mi-am dorit o fiic� numit� Felicia. 1045 01:18:12,524 --> 01:18:14,234 �i �ntr-o zi... 1046 01:18:15,903 --> 01:18:17,239 o s� ai. 1047 01:18:27,874 --> 01:18:30,585 �tii care a fost cea mai frumoas� parte din ziua de azi ? 1048 01:18:33,213 --> 01:18:37,383 Am avut �ansa s� m� �ndr�gostesc din nou de tine. 1049 01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:14,128 Fiona... R�s�ritul. 1050 01:19:14,295 --> 01:19:16,548 E�ti tot... c�pc�uni�� ! 1051 01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:22,011 - Forma iubirii adev�rate. - Imposibil ! 1052 01:19:22,762 --> 01:19:24,471 S�rutul a mers ! 1053 01:19:31,104 --> 01:19:32,480 Ce ?! 1054 01:19:41,905 --> 01:19:43,282 Fifi ! 1055 01:19:45,075 --> 01:19:46,411 Motane ! 1056 01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:50,498 Nu, nu, nu ! 1057 01:19:50,707 --> 01:19:53,793 �nc� nu ! Nu sunt gata ! Nu, a�tepta�i ! 1058 01:20:07,931 --> 01:20:09,349 Te iubesc, tati ! 1059 01:20:09,516 --> 01:20:12,769 Shrek ! Shrek ! Shrek ! 1060 01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:20,446 Am mai g�sit un tort ! 1061 01:20:21,197 --> 01:20:23,490 Shrek ? E�ti bine ? 1062 01:20:29,954 --> 01:20:34,125 Fiona... N-am fost nicic�nd mai bine. 1063 01:20:36,294 --> 01:20:37,961 R�cnet ! 1064 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:45,137 La mul�i ani, Farkle ! 1065 01:20:45,304 --> 01:20:47,640 Fergus, micu�ul meu ! 1066 01:20:47,807 --> 01:20:50,059 �i Felicia, scumpo. 1067 01:20:50,226 --> 01:20:52,477 Cred c� asta e a ta. 1068 01:20:53,895 --> 01:20:55,522 Mul�umesc, tati. 1069 01:20:57,065 --> 01:20:59,526 Unchiule Shrek ! Un bis pentru copiii mei ! 1070 01:20:59,692 --> 01:21:01,861 Te rug�m, se�or, s� te-auzim ! 1071 01:21:13,164 --> 01:21:16,626 - Nu �tiam c� putem face asta. - �la e prietenul meu cel mai bun ! 1072 01:21:17,836 --> 01:21:20,004 �tii, �ntotdeauna am crezut 1073 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:22,589 c� eu te-am salvat din Temni�a Dragonului. 1074 01:21:22,756 --> 01:21:24,091 M-ai salvat. 1075 01:21:24,299 --> 01:21:27,846 Nu. Tu m-ai salvat pe mine. 1076 01:21:40,399 --> 01:21:44,404 Sf�r�it 1077 01:21:52,745 --> 01:21:56,916 � Am crezut c� dragostea doar �n basme e aievea 1078 01:21:58,459 --> 01:22:02,547 � Menit� altora nu �i �n via�a mea 1079 01:22:04,299 --> 01:22:06,467 � Dragostea m� urm�rea 1080 01:22:07,593 --> 01:22:09,887 � A�a p�rea 1081 01:22:10,471 --> 01:22:13,934 � Dezam�girea �n vise m� b�ntuia 1082 01:22:14,935 --> 01:22:17,271 � Apoi chipul ei l-am v�zut 1083 01:22:17,771 --> 01:22:20,273 � Acum s� cred am �nceput 1084 01:22:21,107 --> 01:22:23,276 � Nu e urm� 1085 01:22:23,776 --> 01:22:26,446 � De �ndoial� �n mintea mea 1086 01:22:27,071 --> 01:22:29,449 � Sunt �ndr�gostit 1087 01:22:29,824 --> 01:22:31,326 � Un �mp�timit 1088 01:22:31,534 --> 01:22:34,287 � S-o p�r�sesc n-a� putea, Nici dac� a� �ncerca 1089 01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:40,960 � Apoi chipul ei l-am v�zut 1090 01:22:41,377 --> 01:22:43,964 � �i s� cred am �nceput 1091 01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:47,009 � Nici urm� 1092 01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:49,803 � De �ndoial� �n mintea mea 1093 01:22:58,978 --> 01:23:00,314 Bun ! 1094 01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:04,068 � Acum cred 1095 01:23:05,026 --> 01:23:07,779 � Acum cred � 1096 1:23:08,000 --> 1:23:13,000 Subtitrare descarcata de pe www.RegieLive.ro Portalul Studentesc Nr. 1 in Romania