Okay, ladies and gents, Walkabout Creek Hotel. 嘿 各位 我們來到徒步灣大飯店了
Last chance for a coldie before we hit the outback. 這是我們進入內陸前的最後休閒時光了
G'day, all. I'm your hostess. 日安 各位我是你們的女房東
You can call me Ruby or love or anything, but never late for breakfast. 你們可以稱呼我"魯比"或"親愛的" 但切記不要錯過早餐時間
And what's your pleasure, folks? 諸位 你們愛吃點什麼?
Gin and tonic, please, and a Pims for the lady. 杜松子酒和蘇打水 再來杯女士喝的葡萄酒
Gin and tonic, please, and a Pims for the lady. 好咧 松子酒 蘇打水和葡萄酒
No, I asked for a gin and tonic and a Pims. 不對 我要的是一杯松子酒 加蘇打水和一杯葡萄酒
Yeah, well, there's no harm in asking. 啊 對 但那只是隨便問問而已
Couple of beers will be just fine. 來兩杯啤酒好了
That's the ticket, old mate. 那就對了 老夥計
- Hey, Nugget. - G'day, Sue. - 你好 納基 - 日安 蘇
- Where's Mick? - We got a panic call from the Rangers. - 米克在哪? - 我們接到陸軍遊騎兵的緊急電話
They spotted a huge croc in the Tarrabool swimming hole. 他們在它瓦布林潭裡發現了一條巨鱷
Actually, we tossed a coin to see who'd catch it, and Mick won. 老實說 我們以拋硬幣來決定 誰去抓它 結果米克贏了
- He went after it alone, did he? - No. - 然後他獨個兒去了? - 不
Jacko Jackson's gonna meet him out there. 傑科 傑克遜打算去那兒找他
And Jacko, as you know, is the second best crocodile man in the territory. 你也知道傑科是本地的第二捕鱷高手
So you got no worries, love. 那你就不必擔心了 親愛的
My only worry is I need Mick to pick Mikey up after school. 我是擔心我需要米克去接米奇放學
I'll tell Mick for you. If he gets tied up with that croc, 這我跟他說過了 如果米克一直和鱷魚糾纏不清
- I'll pick up the young fella myself. - Thanks. - 我會去接小傢伙的 - 謝謝
I thought you were the second best crocodile hunter. 依我之見 你才是第二捕鱷高手
- Oh, well. - Oh, he's just modest. - 喔 關於這個 - 啊 他謙虛罷了
He's one of the best, you know? 你知道嗎? 他也是百裡挑一的
Hey, Sue. If anything ever happens to Mick, I'm gonna come courtin'. 蘇 米克有什麼意外的話 我一定會兩肋插刀的
Well, let's just hope nothing happens to Mick. 不 讓我們祈禱米奇平安無事吧
Now, where are you, you big ugly bugger? 你這只歧惡的壞蛋到底在哪?
This is as good as it gets. 它上勾了
Come on. Come to Uncle Mick. 來呀 到米克叔叔這裡來
Big... 大
big... 大
big mistake. 大錯特錯
- G'day, Mick. - G'day, Jacko. - 日安 米克 - 日安 傑科
What are you doing up there? 你在幹嘛?
Just sittin' up here, thinking about a new career, mate. 我嘛 只是在靜坐思考 打算謀一份新行當
Where's your boat? 你的船呢?
On the bottom. 沉長眠湖底了
- How'd that happen? - Croc pulled it under. - 怎麼回事? - 鱷魚把它拉下去了
Pulled it under? 拉下去?
How big was it? 它有多大?
That big. 如你所見
Now what? 現在我們咋辦?
Well, now we scramble ashore and go to plan "B. " 讓我們爬回岸邊 然後執行第二項計畫
Don't move. 別動!
Well, could be worse, mate. 老弟 更糟的還在前頭呢
Oh, yeah? How's that, Mick? 不會吧? 那裡怎麼了 米克?
Well, someone could see us up here, 別人可以看見我們在樹上
up the tree, outsmarted by a bloody crocodile. 比奸狡的鱷魚更勝一籌
So help me God, if I see a snake, I'm gonna drop dead. 願主保佑 如果遇見蛇 我一定會立馬倒斃的
How are they gonna catch a crocodile up there in the tree? 他們不是捕鱷嗎? 怎麼捕到樹上去了?
So, which one is the second best crocodile hunter in the land? 嘿! 岸上的誰是第二捕鱷高手呀?
Okay, everyone, we're on a tight schedule here. 好了 各位 我們在此地的行程相當緊湊
We better keep moving. Don't want to disturb the hunters. 我們接著走吧 不要打擾捕鱷勇士們了
Back on the bus, please, folks. 大家回到客車上去吧
That's the way. 這邊走
Bloody Nugget. Great, eh, mate? 我們像對不折不扣的塘鵝 不是嗎?
Two best crocodile hunters in the entire Northern Territory, eh? 你知道我討厭鱷魚什麼嗎? 它們像飛毛腿似的快!
Yeah. 啊
We look like a couple of real pelicans, don't we, eh? 我們看上去像一對鵜鶘 不是嗎 嗯?
You know what I hate about crocs? They got legs. Come on. 你知道我為什麼討厭鱷魚的吧 因為他們有腿 快走
Oh, remember the good old days when we just used to shoot 'em? 還記得從前用槍 躲殺它們的那些好時光嗎?
Yeah, mate, but if there were no more crocs, they wouldn't need hunters. 對啊老弟 不過"狡兔死 走狗烹"喔
Oh, they'd need hunters... to keep the wild pigs in control. 沒錯 為了保持野豬的生態平衡 我們還是有用的
Pigs? Oh, not the same. 野豬? 不 不能相提並論
I don't want my kid saying, "There goes my dad, Pig Dundee. " 我可不想被兒子恥笑: "這是我的爸爸 野豬鄧迪"
Do you want to be known as Porker Jackson? 難道你想被稱作"肥豬傑科"?
Well, no. 啊 絕不
Nah, we need the crocs, mate. They make us somebodies. 呐 鱷魚令我們與眾不同 我們需要它
Without 'em, we're just a couple of old bushwhackers with bite marks on our legs. 沒有了鱷魚 我們僅僅是雙腿佈滿齒印的老土冒罷了
We'll get him tomorrow. Same time. 趕明兒還是這個時候來捉它吧
Hey, I knew a pig farmer called Porker O'Brien once. Hah! 對了 我想起以前有個豬農的名字 就叫做"肥豬歐比安" 哈哈
You know why they called him Porker? 你知道為什麼叫他"肥豬"?
I hate it when he does that. 他又來這一套了
Gives me the creeps. 弄得我毛骨悚然
- Thanks, mate. - No worries. - 謝謝 - 不客氣
So, you got out of that tree all right, eh? 你剛剛從樹上溜下來吧?
Now, how could you possibly know about that already? 你怎麼知道得這麼清楚?
My people have ways of talking that no white man can understand. 我的族人常告訴我白人信得過 豬也會爬樹了
Arthur, you're so full of bullshit. 亞瑟 你真是個不折不扣的渾球
No, it's a kind of mental telepathy, eh? 這也算是心靈感應吧?
Yeah, mental, all right. 當然
Ah, I think we just found out which one of us is the white man. 啊 我剛剛發現一個和我們同宗的白人了
Yeah? 什麼?
Yeah, I heard about that. 對 我聽說了
Yeah, well, he's standin' right next to me now. 對 他現在就在我身旁
- Oh, great. - Yeah, okay. Yeah, later. - 真是的 - 就這樣 再聯絡
- So, are you doin' a show tonight? - Yeah. - 你今晚有表演吧? - 對
Already did the matinee. Gotta keep the tourists happy, eh? 日間表演已經完滿結束了 繼續令遊客盡興吧
Oh, well, mate, these days they're our bread and butter. 這個當然 最近以來他們 都是我們的衣食父母
That's sort of what we are now in the 20th century... tourist attractions. 我們現在是20世紀 講求發展旅遊經濟
As they say, that's show business, mate. 如他們所說 這是縙樂產業
By the way, Mick, 米克 老實說
it's the 21 st century, mate. 現在已經是21世紀了
Oh, yeah, I-I knew that. 我當然知道
- See you, Art. - See you later. - 再見 亞特 - 明天見
- See ya, Troy. - See ya, Mikey. - 再見 特洛依 - 再見 邁基
- Wanna go fishing? - Yeah. - 想去釣魚嗎? - 好呀
- So, what did you learn today? - Oh, just school stuff. - 今天學了些什麼? - 還不是那些千篇一律的知識
But we had an earthquake video, 不過我們今天看了地震的紀錄片
and we learned how they happen in California, America. 知道了美國的加州會發生地震
- Did you see one when you were there? - No, I was in New York. - 你在那的時候有遇到嗎? - 不 我去的是紐約
They don't have earthquakes there. 那兒可沒有地震
People there wouldn't stand for it. They'd be like, 如果有 那兒的人一定受不了 他們會像這樣
"Earthquake? Hey, this is Brooklyn. 地震? 這可是布魯克林
Get outta here. Forget about it. " 滾出去 別管它了
They're tough. 他們真凶
Whoa, homework time. What's that? 現在是家庭作業時間 看那是什麼?
- It's goanna turd. - That means he's close by. Find him. - 鱷魚糞 - 這說明它就是附近 找它去吧
- There he is. - Yep. - 他在那 - 是嗎?
- You hungry? Want him for dinner? - Yuck, no way. - 你餓了? 要把它當晚飯嗎? - 才不是呢
- Then you better miss. - Dad, I never miss. - 那你最好裝作沒看見 - 我絕不會袖手旁觀的
Whoa. 哇
Quick, Dad, there's a big razorback up there. Can you do it? 爸! 快! 那兒有一隻野豬 你能搞定它嗎?
- Do what? - You know, that trick. Please. - 幹啥? - 你知道的 快使出絕招吧
All right, but it won't work if you're scared. He'll smell it. 沒問題 但如何它嗅到你有害怕的氣息 那絕招就失靈了
I know. I won't be scared. I promise. 我知道 我才不怕呢
Don't look at him till I do. 我叫你看你才看
I really won't be scared if I can carry your knife. 如果你有帶刀的話我就無所畏懼了
Cool. 太棒了
Okay, Dad, I'll talk it over with Mick. Uh-huh. 好的 爸 我會和米克商量的 嗯
No. No, and if we decide we need to be married, 不 如果我們決定要結婚的話
I promise you'll be the first to know. 你會是第一個知道的人
Would you like to say hello to your grandson? Okay. Hang on. 你要和小孫子說說話嗎? 好的 請等等
Hey, Mikey. Come say hi to Grandpa. 邁基 和外公打個招呼吧
Hi, Grandpa. 外公你好
Pretty good, yeah. 好得很
So, what's new? 怎麼了?
Oh, Tom Zetland... he ran the L. A. bureau of Dad's paper... 爸的報社在洛杉磯的分社 負責人湯姆 傑特蘭德
was just killed in a car accident. 剛在一宗交通意外中去世了
- What, was he a mate of yours? - Actually, no. - 他是你的朋友嗎? - 老實說 不是
But the thing is, Mick, Dad is now pleading with me to take his place... 問題是 爸想我去頂他的位置
while he looks for a permanent replacement. 他希望我一直幹下去
What you're sayin' is your dad wants you to go work for him in Los Angeles. 你說的你爸希望你去洛杉磯工作?
Mm. 不錯
For how long? 要去多久?
Well, I told him I might fill in for a few weeks. 這個嘛 我告訴他大概做幾個星期吧
Well, tell me this, if we lived over there in the city, 老實告訴我 如何我也去的話
- would you take the job then? - Oh, sure. - 那你就會去了? - 這個當然
I mean, I was raised by a newspaperman, 不是我自誇 我可是由報界大亨養大的
and, well, I don't know, I guess it just gets in your blood. 或許天生就合適幹這個呢
That settles it then. Take the job. 那就去吧 接受這份工作
At least for the rest of the year. Me and Mikey'll go with you. 至少到今年年底 我和邁基會和你一起去
- You're kidding? - No. Good for him. Help him decide. - 你在開玩笑吧? - 不 這對邁基有好處 讓他學會決策
Decide? 決策?
- Your dad owns a newspaper, right? - Mm-hmm. - 你爸是報業大亨吧? - 不錯
You're his only child. Someday Mikey's gonna have to decide. 你是他的獨女 總有一天邁基要繼承家業的
Does he want to be an assistant crocodile wrangler... 他是想做獵鱷勇士的助手呢...
or the owner of a big-city newspaper? 還是大型報紙的掌舵人?
That's a tough one. And the travel will be good for him. 這得好好想想這趟旅行對他非常有益
Remember how my trip to New York sort of opened my eyes to the ways of the world? 還記得那次令我眼界大開的紐約之旅嗎?
Made me a lot more... What's the word? 讓我變得...此話怎講?
- Sophisticated? - Yeah. - 精於世故? - 就是這句
By the way, Mick, what are you doing with that awful trap? 米克 那這些獵鱷工具怎辦?
You're not going to use that on some poor animal? 你不再用它們來對付那些可憐的動物了嗎?
No, I'm lending it to Donk. 我會把它們借給唐克
Some mongrel's been sneaking into the pub at night... 晚上常有小賊潛入他的酒吧...
and knocking off his grog. 敲碎他的酒罈
Stealing Donk's beer, well, 是的 偷他的酒
- I guess they deserve to be mangled. - Yeah. - 我想那些賊應有此報 - 是啊
Well, what about you, Mikey? What do you think? 那你自己有什麼打算 邁基? 你想怎樣?
How would you like to live in California for a while? 你想到加州去住上一段日子嗎?
- They have earthquakes there, right? - Well, yeah, they have had. - 那兒有地震 對吧? - 曾經有過
Cool. 太棒了!
I thought you might say that. You're gonna have lots of fun. 我就知道你會這樣說 你一定會樂不思蜀的
Actually, you're the one I'm worried about. 老實說 我擔心的是你
No, I'm fine. 不 我好得很
Um, Mick, I seem to remember after a few weeks in New York... 米克 我還記得上次你從紐約回來後...
you did get pretty antsy. 你變得相當坐立不安
Yeah, a bit antsy. 是有一點
Mm, that's what I love about you, Mick. You're always so unselfish. 米克 我就愛你這樣 你總是那麼大公無私的
No worries. 別擔心
Beverly Hills, eh? Home to the movie stars. 比弗得山? 那可是明星住的地方
A lot of 'em, yep. 大都在那
You're not in show business, are ya? 你不是電影從業員吧?
- No, I'm in the tourism game myself. - Hey, so am I. - 不 我是觀光客 - 我也是
When I'm out driving this. Actually, though, I'm a writer-actor. 每當我駕車的時候 我都這麼 想實話說 我是個雙棲工作者
Just, you know, drive the limo between gigs. Make a lot of connections. 在馬車中間駕使豪華轎車 跟許多人打交道
Had Tom Arnold in the car this morning. 我早上才接載過湯姆 阿諾德
Tom Arnold? 湯姆 阿諾德?
Oh, wife probably knows who he is. She's- She's in the newspaper business. 我妻子大概會知道他是誰 她是報界的
- A reporter. - Yeah. - 記者 - 對
Here, take one of these. You never know. 你沒見過他吧 看看這張照片
Thanks. 謝謝
There you go. 這個送你
That- That's nice. 照得很漂亮
No, you can keep that. I got plenty of copies. 你可以收起它 我沖印了好多張
Crocodile! 鱷魚呀
Okay, tax relief plan. State tax only. 只征州稅的減稅計畫
No interest there. Traffic accidents. 這個沒什麼新聞價值 交通事故嘛...
Okay, these figures comparing L. A. to New York drivers, that's good. 洛杉磯司機和紐約司機的大比拼 這個不錯
Follow through on that. 就按我說的去幹
Great. So our policy hasn't changed then? 好的 我們的方針沒變吧?
- How so? - It's like Mr. Zetland used to say, - 怎麼了? - 就像傑特蘭德先生所說的
"We're a New York paper. 我們是一個紐約的報紙
If the news ain't about New York, then who gives a rat's ass? " 除了紐約以外的新聞概不關心
Or words to that effect. 這話真是的
So he wasn't too happy about working in L. A., huh? 他不太樂意在洛杉磯幹嗎?
Oh, no, no. Tom loved it here. No, he loved doing expose features... 不 湯姆愛在這幹 他愛製作專題報導...
and investigating scams and phonies. 和調查冤假錯案
- What was he working on? - He was doing this feature... - 他一直在跟進什麼新聞? - 他在做一個這個專題...
on this new mini studio. 是關於一個新成立的迷你工作室
He started to get really excited about it. 他對這個極為感興趣
I think he smelled a rat. 我想他可能嗅到了什麼
But what it was about, only Tom knew. 但實情如何 就只有湯姆才知道了
Maybe you can find out what sparked his interest in there. Good luck. 或許你可以找到他的興奮點在哪 祝你好運
Oh, hey, how are your boys doing? Are they out exploring? 對了 你的家人在幹嘛? 他們出去"探險"了嗎?
Oh, yeah. Should be fun too. For both of them. 是呀 他們一定會樂在其中的
Come on, people! 快來看呀!
Thank you. Oh, spontaneous applause, thank you. 謝謝你們由衷的掌聲 謝謝
Thank you. 謝謝
All right, a couple of tricks. Behind the back. 這次是從前後互拋
All right, all right, all right, under the leg. 好 這次是從腿間穿插過去
Hey, Dad, look. There's those girls from Baywatch. 爸 那些女孩跟"海岸救險隊"穿得一樣
- What? - Baywatch. - 什麼? - "海岸救險隊"
On TV, you know? The girls that run funny, like this. 電視劇呀 那裡面的女孩都像這樣...
And Donk and all the men in the pub go, "Whoa! " 唐納和酒吧裡的男人都大叫"爽呀!"
- What've you been doin' in the pub? - Whoa! Hey! - 你什麼時候到酒吧去了? - 哇! 小心!
- I am so sorry. Whew, muscle fatigue. - It's okay. - 非常抱歉哇 肌肉型男 - 不要緊
- You all right? - Hey, do you know what time it is? - 你沒事吧? - 嘿 你知道現在幾點了?
Oh, it's about 12:30, maybe 12:35. 大概是12點30分 35分也說不定
Oh, that's cute, but you're wearing a watch. 真有意思 你明明戴著手錶呀
- That's not a watch, it's a compass. - Oh! - 這不是手錶 是指南針 - 噢
Yeah, I'm new in town. I couldn't find my house without this. 我初到此地 離了它 可能連家門在哪都找不著了
Really? So where's your house from here? 真的? 那你家在哪?
Eleven point five miles, two degrees north northeast. 離這11點5英理 東北減北2度
Called, uh, Beverly Hills. 一個叫比弗利山的地方
Bev Hills? So, you have a nice home? 比弗利山? 那你家一定很豪華吧?
- Yeah, we got eight dunneys. - Yeah, that's eight bathrooms. - 是的 對 我們有8間寢室 - 8個衛生間
- Oh, nice. This-This your boy? - Yeah, that's Mikey. - 真不錯 這是你的小孩嗎? - 是的 他叫邁基
- So, you married? - No, he's not married. - 你已經結婚了? - 不 他還沒
- So you got custody? - Yeah. Well, Mikey's my son. - 那你看管小孩嗎? - 是的 他是我兒子
- Right. So you're a good parent? - Well, I'd say. - 喔那你一定是個好父親了 - 我敢說是的
Right. Oh, this is too good. I finally bump into a cute cowboy. 太好了 上天終於給我夢想的牛仔了
He's more Robert Redford's vintage than Brad Pitt's, but that's okay... 雖然他比布萊德彼特更具羅伯特 羅德福 的古舊氣息 但也不錯...
'cause he's got a mansion in Beverly Hills, plus he's got custody of his kid. 因為他有一棟在比弗得山的公寓 而且他還會看孩子
That means he'd be a good dad to my Cindy and this is... 這表明他將會善待我的辛蒂 此外...
Oh, there's a catch, right? 一定事有蹊蹺 對不?
Nothing this good ever happens to me. 怎麼從天掉下這麼大塊舡酶呢?
Are you... You're not available? You're- You're gay, right? 你大概不喜歡女人的吧? 你是同性戀吧?
Um, most of the time, pretty happy, yeah. 就大部分時間來說 都很開心
Of course. 當然
Cute cowboy, Venice Beach, had to be gay. 有趣的牛仔 懷舊的氣息 他一定是同性戀
What was I thinking? 我還是不要做夢了
- Boy, she was a chatterbox. - Yeah, mate. American woman. - 她可真夠嘮叨的了 - 對 典型的美國女人
- She's got a nice ass. - Yeah. Hey, - 她臀部的曲線可真美 - 是呀
you gotta stop hangin' around that pub. 你不能再去泡吧了
Who taught you that? Nugget? 誰告訴你這些的? 納格嗎?
- Find anything fishy? - Yeah. Listen to this. - 發現什麼可疑之處了嗎? - 是的 聽聽這個
Silvergate Pictures make their first movie, right? Lethal Agent. 斯裡沃基電影公司拍的 第一部電影是"致命毒物"吧?
It's a total bomb. 這部電影真不怎麼樣
So the very next picture they make is Lethal Agent II... 然後他們又拍了"致命毒物2"...
which, of course, goes straight to video where no one rents it. 當然 這部也沒多少人願意租來看
And guess what they're doing now to save their reputation? 你猜他們用什麼來挽回聲譽?
- Uh... - Yeah. - 嗯... - 對了
I don't know. Did Tom talk to these guys? 我真不明白湯姆有採訪過這幫人嗎?
Yeah. I think he spoke to everybody from the president of the studio down. 我想是的 他有高層到下屬都採訪過了
That's when he seemed to get really excited about the story. 他看來真的異常關注這宗消息
All I can see here is a bunch of really dumb business decisions. 我只看到這是愚蠢的商業交易
But, of course, that's not illegal. 當然 這是合法的
Well, you know, that's the research I did for him. 據我對他的瞭解
Whatever Tom was working on is probably in his P. C. 湯姆的工作資料都在他的私人電腦裡
I can get the disk from his house, if you're interested. 如果你要看 我可以從他家拷貝出來
That'd be great. 那實在是太好了
And I notice they're having a "meet and greet" for press and industry people. 此外 我發現他們面向傳媒 和工商界的歡迎招待會
Do you know who would normally cover that? 你知道這是誰印刷出版的?
Fay Olson does entertainment. 費伊 奧爾森公司策劃的
Okay. Tell her she can have the night off, and I'll fill in. 好的 請通知她我會出席宴會
- Hey, Dad, what sort of car is that? - I can't look now, mate. - 爸 那是什麼車呀 - 我現在不能左顧右盼
These California people are nice and friendly and polite... 加州人平常溫文爾雅的
till they get in their cars, then they turn into crazed wombats. 但當他們坐進駕駛座 便變得如狼似虎
Quick, Dad, stop, there's a dog in the road. 爸 快停車! 前面有條狗!
Where? 哪呀?
- So where's the dog? - He ducked in there. - 狗在哪? - 他躲去那了
I'll get him. 我去抓它
Be careful. 小心
All right, everybody, stay back. Don't worry, we'll get him. 諸位請退讓一下 放心 我們會抓住它的
I'm on it. 我來了
- What's the hell's goin' on up there? - Come on, buddy! - 他到底在幹嘛? - 快開呀!
The guy said there's something on the road. 那個人說前方有東西
He looks like a nut to me. 他在開玩笑吧?
- Probably a bomb or something. - It's a what? - 可能真有什麼吧 - 那是什麼?
- He says it's a bomb! - It's a bomb! It's gonna blow! - 他說是炸彈! - 炸彈! 隨時會爆炸!
Come here, boy. Come on. 出來! 小乖乖!
He won't come out. He's scared. 他害怕了 不敢出來
That's not a dog. That's a... 那不是狗 那是...
I don't know what it is. Some kind of possum maybe. 我也不太清楚 看是像負鼠一類的動物
I've never seen a black and white possum. 我從沒見到黑白相間的負鼠
I think it's a skunk. 我想它是臭鼬吧
How do you know what a skunk looks like? We don't have 'em at home. 你怎麼知道的? 我們又沒養過臭鼬
It looks like Pepe Le Pew in the cartoons on TV. 它看上去像動畫片裡的皮休爺爺
I thought skunks were supposed to stink. 我想臭鼬都是散發著惡臭的
Don't stink. 別放臭彈呀
Come on, boy. Come on. 來呀 小乖乖 來呀
Possible explosive device and hostage situation. 拆彈儀器準備好了 人質的位置也已確定
There we go. 好了 我們走吧
No wonder he's scared. 很明顯 它在害怕
Those bloody helicopters. 那些該死的直升飛機
Take off! 起飛吧
We have a very tricky situation for the police here. 員警那兒好像遇到了棘手的事情
The suspect appears to be holding a young boy hostage. 好像是個小男孩被當成人質
Stay where you are! 站住!
Put the bomb down! 放下炸彈!
What? 怎麼了?
That's not a bomb. That's a cat. 那不是炸彈 倒像只貓
Ah, see, just like at home. The policeman is your friend. 跟家鄉一樣 員警是我們的好朋友
They're here to help us. 他們是來幫助我們的
That's not a cat. That's a skunk. 那不是貓 是臭鼬
- You can take it from here, guys. - Uh-uh. - 把它從這帶走吧 夥計 - 好的
Uh, Mike, I wouldn't mention this to your mum. 邁基 我不會告訴你媽媽的
She probably wouldn't understand. It's man stuff. 她大概不會明白的 這是男人之間的秘密
Of course, at that stage, early this afternoon, 在今天下午的較早時間
we had no idea that the bomb was, in fact, a skunk. 我們意想不到所謂的炸彈 竟然是一隻臭鼬
Officers reluctantly placed the skunk in a squad car... 警員極不情願地將臭鼬放進警車裡
to await the arrival of animal control. 直至動物管理處有關人員前來接收
In the meantime, it backed up traffic on the 101... 與此同時 造成了101國道上從加拉巴薩斯到...
from Calabasas to Pasadena, the worst traffic jam... 帕薩迪納的史無前例的大堵車
- What are you doing, Mikey? - Uh, it's okay, love, it's me. - 邁基 你在幹嘛? - 親愛的 是我
Oh. Mick, are you sure you want to come tonight? 是你呀 米克你今晚真的想參加嗎?
I mean, it's a social thing, but it'll be work for me. 這是我不得不出席的社交應酬
I'm lookin' forward to it. 我熱切期盼著
You know, to see if the local people are as friendly as New Yorkers. 可以藉此接觸像紐約客那樣友善的當地人
I hope your son feels the same way. He starts school on Wednesday. 希望兒子也有同感吧他 星期三就要去上學了
Oh, no worries. He's, uh, he's just like me, really. 放心好了 他和我一樣 真的
From what I hear, he has enough charm to stop a skunk from spraying him. 據我所知 他魅力過人 連臭鼬也不會噴他臭氣
Yeah, well, you know, we were roarin' down the freeway... 啊 是這樣的: 我們當時正在高速公路上
It's okay. 這沒什麼
- You looked really cute on TV. - Bloody television. - 你在電視上看來相當迷人 - 該死的電視
Not this time, pal. 不是現在
- Mick! - Call the cops! - 米克! - 叫員警!
Let him go. He's the valet. He's supposed to park the car. 讓他走 他是幫我們停車的服務員
Yeah, yeah, take it easy, dude. 就是嘛 放鬆點 老哥
- Tip him. - Sorry. - 給他小費 - 抱歉
- Honest mistake. - Sorry. - 無心之失 - 抱歉
Valet? 服務員?
- Picture, please. - Sure. - 來一張? - 好的
Mind if we get a shot? 我們可以照一張嗎?
Don't worry. I'll just get a drink, blend right in. 別擔心 我只是來喝喝酒 湊和湊和
Okay. I'll come and get you after I've done the formalities. 好的 當我搞定那些繁文縟節 我就來找你
Big smile for the camera, please. 來 對著鏡頭 笑得燦爛點
All right, that's your Evian, and this here's... 來 這是你的依雲礦泉水
your sparkling mineral water with a twist. 和開瓶器
Oh, and a straight club soda. 再來杯什麼都不加的蘇打水
So, you havin' a drink or doin' your laundry? 你是在喝酒呢還是在洗衣服?
G'day. Mick Dundee. And you're... 晚上好 我是米克 鄧迪 請問你是...
Tony. What can I get for you, Mr. Dundee? 托尼 鄧迪先生 您要喝點什麼?
Just a cold beer'll do, mate. Thanks. 來杯啤酒好了 勞駕
That's typical of L. A. today. Health nuts. 典型的洛杉機生活 一群呆瓜
Worried about what they drink, worried about what they eat. 操心一下他們的飲食
I used to be like that till I found the answer. 我也曾荒唐過 後來恍然大悟了
Oh? And, um, what's the answer? 哦? 那你悟出了什麼?
Coffee. Eat and drink whatever you please, then flush it out with coffee. 咖啡盡情地吃 然後用咖啡來消毒
So you just drink lots of coffee. 那你一定喝了不少咖啡
No. You don't drink it. I'm talking colonics. 不 喝的不是你 我是說大腸水療法
A good coffee enema leaves you clean as a whistle. 好的咖啡灌腸 使你通體暢快
Bottoms up. 喝光了
Hey, Tony. An enema... 托尼 你知道灌腸劑...
Isn't that where they shove a hose up the old... 不是促進新陳代謝的吧
- Yep. Lots of people swear by 'em. - With coffee? - 不 很多人對此堅信無疑 - 用咖啡?
- Cream and sugar? - It's L. A. - 要加奶和糖嗎? - 別傻了 這就是洛杉磯
Excuse me, Mr. Rothman. 打擾一下 羅夫曼先生
I'd love to introduce you to someone. 我想向你介紹一個人
- Ms. Sue Charleton from Newsday. - Hello. - 這位是"今日新聞報" 的蘇查爾頓小姐 - 幸會
Arnan Rothman. Delighted. Didi tells me you've replaced... 亞爾南 羅夫曼非常高興認識你 迪第告訴你接掌了...
our late friend, Tom Zetland. 我們的好朋友 湯姆 傑特蘭德的位置
- Excuse me. - That's a shame. He was a good man, - 失陪一下 - 真是不幸 他人那麼好
and he really knew his way around this business. 他對公司的運作瞭若指掌
Well, I'm afraid I come up a bit short in that department. 我恐怕自己的資歷尚淺
Actually, I was hoping maybe you could help me out. 實話說 我衷心希望能得到你的幫助
- Are you in the cast of this flick? - Me? Oh, no, I'm socializing. - 你在這無所事事? - 我? 不 我是來交際的
Networking. Me too. Have you seen any of these masterpieces? 擴展人際關係? 我也是你有看這幾部電影嗎?
- No. - Unbelievable schlock. I kid you not. - 沒呢 - 實話告訴你 它們劣得難以至信
Makes you embarrassed to be in the business. 在電影界上簡直難以立足
The only thing I've seen worse than Lethal Agent was Lethal Agent II. 我看過比這更糟就是"致命毒物" 的第一和第二輯
I read the script on this one, and it's even worse. 我看過些片斷 糟透了
I don't know how these clowns stay in business. 我簡直不知道這幫蠢材 如何能在電影界混下去
I suppose you've heard, then, they're making Lethal Agent IV. 我想你應該聽說過他們 正在拍"致命毒物4"吧?
What? 真的?
No one told me. Do you know if they're casting yet? 沒聽說呀 他們已經在挑演員了?
I gotta call my agent. 我要通知我的經理人
I'm planning on following through on Tom's story... 我正計畫接著湯姆的策劃進行下去...
more about your film company than this particular film. 除了這部影片外 還要 更深入地瞭解你的電影公司
- We shot the whole thing in Greece. - Oh! - 希臘的一切真叫人著迷 - 啊
Allow me to introduce Milos Drubnick, our international vice president. 這是我們的國際副總栽米洛斯 鄧普尼克先生
- Sue Charleton. - Delighted to meet American star. - 這位是蘇 查爾頓 - 非常高興認識你 美國巨星
I'm big fan, all your films. 我是你的忠實粉絲
Well, that's very kind of you, but I'm a journalist. 非常感謝 很抱歉我是個記者
- Sue's from Newsday. - Huh. - 蘇是"今日新聞報"的 - 啊
Milos handles all our Eastern European activity. 米洛斯掌管我們公司東歐方面的事務
I could not work over there without him. 他在那舉足輕重
You'll excuse me. 請原諒
Well, I don't want to monopolize all your time here. 我就不在這多打擾你了
I was hoping we could catch up at the studio. 期待著與你在辦公室的會面
Absolutely. 我也期待著
That's just the way they do things. 他們就喜歡這麼幹
You don't want that, love. 親愛的 別抽這個了
Get some free food in you. You'll feel a lot better. 隨便吃點什麼吧 會讓你好受些的
You're welcome. 待會見
- Hey, you're from down under, right? - Yeah. - 你是從澳大利亞過來的吧? - 是的
I don't suppose you know Mel Gibson. 你認識梅爾 吉布森嗎?
Mel Gibson? Ought to. Bailed him out of jail twice. 梅爾 吉布森? 認識 我兩次從監獄裡保釋他出來
You're kidding. You really do know him? 你瞎吹的吧? 你真的認識他嗎?
- I could tell some tales about Mad Mel. - Please do. - 我可以告訴你他的一些逸事 - 洗耳恭聽
I thought you said we were finished with these prying Newsday people. 你不是說已經和"今日新聞報" 的人毫無瓜葛了嗎?
She's just following up on the original story. I'll handle it. 她只是按部就班罷了 我會處理的
No. Now she want to come snooping around studio. You should say no. 不 她現在想打聽製作室的 內部事宜你應該阻止她
Look, we're the new boys in town, right? 我們是電影界新丁 對吧?
We're supposed to be begging for publicity. 我們爭取公眾的認同
We start banning the press, they're gonna be all over us. 如果禁止記者採訪 我們就會和媒介搞僵了
Leave this to me. 這件事就交給我處理吧
- He takes his shoes off... Thanks, Tony. - You're welcome. - 他把鞋子脫掉 啊 謝謝 托尼 - 不客氣
Runs outside stark naked. 赤足裸奔
Sets fire to the building and burns it to the bloody ground. 一把火燒光了整座樓房 他可真是個瘋狂的混球
Excuse me. 失陪一下
Mel Gibson's best friend. They're practically brothers. 他說是米勒的好朋友但其實他們是親兄弟
I've seen them together. 我看過他們在一起
Just tellin' 'em a few tales about Mel Gibson. 剛告訴他們一些米勒的逸事
- You don't know Mel Gibson. - Yeah, I do. - 你並不認識梅爾 吉布森呀? - 不 我認識
You know him too. Met him at Donk's pub. 你也認識的 我們在唐納的酒吧見過他
Mel Gibson. Tall redheaded fellow, walks with a limp. 就是那個紅頭髮 走路一瘸一拐的傢伙呀
Oh, "Mal. " Malcolm Gibson. Not Mel Gibson. 天 "瑪律" 那是瑪律科姆 吉布森 不是梅爾 吉布森
Yeah, Mal Gibson. They know about him over here! 對! 瑪律 吉布森 想不到這兒也有人認識他!
Small world, isn't it? 世界真小 不是嗎?
Hey, Mick. Mick, you give me a call anytime. 嘿 米克有空給別忘了給我電話
Okay, dude. Hey! Maybe we'll do lunch. 沒問題 找一天共進午餐吧?
- Mick, you're starting to scare me. - I like Hollywood. - 米克 你還好吧? - 我喜歡好萊塢
Good afternoon. Welcome to Beverly Hills. 午安 歡迎來到比弗利山
Thanks. 謝謝
So, your story on the film company just got red hot. 你關於電影工廠的報導大受歡迎
Tom Zetland's place was robbed, and they took everything. 湯姆的住處被盜 他們偷光了所有財物
Oh, my God, that's terrible. But how does it make the story hot? 天啊 這真可怕 但為什麼會使報導受到熱捧?
Tom is accidentally killed? 大概是湯姆的意外遇害吧
His place is cleaned out, leaving no clues to what he's working on? 他的家被洗劫一空 什麼線索都沒留下?
Maybe Tom was on to something big, 也許湯姆掌握了某些重大秘密
and they had to shut him up. 他們想殺人滅口
You think the film people had him killed? 你認為是他是被電影公司的人謀殺了?
It's possible. 也不是不可能的
I had a bad vibe about this from the start. 一開始我就有不祥的預感
I think you should be careful going out there. 我認為你到電影公司要小心行事
Well, I'm not exactly going into a Mafia stronghold. 我不打算深入虎穴
I'm interviewing a studio head on the lot. 我去採訪製作室的負責人就夠了
I'm even bringing my family along. They're gonna do the tour. 我還帶了家人來 他們是來觀光的
Well, all righty, then. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, 歡迎諸位大駕光臨
to the Paramount Pictures tour. 歡迎參加派拉蒙電影公司的影畫之旅
This is where the magic happens, people. But before we actually begin, 神奇之旅就要開始了在此之前...
I'm gonna ask you all to raise your right hand. 我想請諸位舉起右手
Okay, cool. Now what you're about to witness... 很好現在請你們見證...
are some of the biggest secrets of movie-making. 電影製作的最神秘之處
So I must ask that all of you swear not to reveal anything you witness here. 因此你們必須宣誓保密
Do you swear? 你們敢起誓嗎?
Uh, just say, "I do." 說"我願意"就行了
- I do. - Okay. - 我願意 - 非常好
Righty-o, Jim. 這幫右撇子
Oh, wow, you're in for a special treat here today, people, 今天在座諸位將會受到特殊禮遇
'cause just up ahead we're actually filming a giant crowd scene for the latest... 因為我們正在參與真實的拍攝過程為斯裡沃電影工廠的"致命毒物3"
Silvergate Studio picture, Lethal Agent III. 而特地製作的巨型佈景
I told you we should've gone to Universal. 我早跟你說應該去參觀環球電影公司
Because quite simply, losses on the first two movies... 由於第一第二部電影的成本太低
are amortized into the cost of the franchise. 原因很簡單 前兩部電影的虧損...
We're making this movie for practically nothing. 必須計算在特許經營商的成本裡 事實上 我們分文不賺
Okay, but still, wouldn't it be cheaper to make your films... 不過 你們有想過降低電影的成本嗎?
either here or in Eastern Europe instead of both places? 取消兩處經營 只選擇在這裡或者是在東歐?
Sure, but our movies are set in Eastern Europe. 當然 不過我們的電影都是在東歐拍的
You can't fake the locations here? 你不可以在此地模擬製作場景嗎?
I mean, they're shooting an African jungle next door. 你看 他們正在隔壁拍攝非洲叢林的場景
Sue, can you and I talk off the record? 蘇 我們可以私底下談談嗎?
- Will you excuse us for a minute? - Sure. - 可以請你稍稍避讓一下嗎? - 好的
Quite frankly, the, uh, 開門見山地說吧
the success or failure of these films... 一部電影的成與敗
is of little importance to us. 對我們而言毫不重要
We're after bigger fish. 我們在放長線釣大魚
There are over 300 million people... 在蘇聯的...
in what was once the Soviet bloc. 三億觀眾
People who are starved of entertainment. 他們在迫切渴望著縙樂表演
Movies shot in their own backyard, starring their own people. 電影就在他們那裡取景 本國人擔當主角
I'm talking about building major studios, cineplex chains, 我說的是建立起大型的工作坊和連鎖院線
even theme parks. 甚至是主題公園
The deal I am talking about will make Euro Disney seem penny-ante. 我想說的重點是將建立在歐洲的迷你迪士尼
Well, this is a great story. A Russian Hollywood. 啊 這是一宗振奮人心的消息俄國的好萊塢
And when do we go on record? 我們什麼時候才可以報導這宗新聞?
Two weeks, tops. 兩個星期後的頭條如何?
But for you, 但對你來說
24 hours before the rest of the world. 將會是你掌管"今日新聞報"的
Exclusive to Newsday. 最後24小時
And in return? 那以什麼作為報答?
Postpone the piece you've already started. Right now, what is it? 推遲你已經開始的連載那篇什麼來著?
It's a... It's a story about a small-time studio... 一篇關於小規模工作室...
and their two unsuccessful movies. 以及兩部失敗的電影作品的報導
Who cares? 誰會在意呀
What do you say? 你意下如何?
Well, 好吧
if it's a Newsday exclusive, I guess you got a deal. 作為"今日新聞報"的負責人 我想你成交了一宗以買賣
Claire, why don't you take Ms. Charleton down to the set. 克雷爾 帶查爾頓小姐 去參觀一下電影場景吧
You can see the glamorous side of the business. 你將會盾到生意場上富於魅力的一面
I'll be in touch. 隨時聯繫我
You are good. 幹得好
...where we can transform an ordinary man orwoman... 這裡是普通凡人...
into an ape or a clown. 搖身一變為倫人或小丑的地方
All righty, then. Now, before we enter this next portal, 接下來 在我們要進入下個景區前
it is my duty to warn you that several dangerous jungle creatures... 我鄭重提醒你們叢林 中有很多危險的動物...
have been sighted on the loose, so keep inside the tram at all times. 在隨處遊蕩 所以請不要離開電車
I don't want to lose anyone... again. 我可不想再多失去一個人了
- Dad, do you have your big knife? - Didn't think I'd need it here. - 爸 你有帶大刀嗎? - 沒想過我會在這用得著它
I might have my pocket knife. What do you need it for? 我只隨身帶了小刀 你要來幹嘛?
- In case the jungle animals attack. - I think we'll be all right. - 以防有有野獸出沒 - 我想沒有事的
Okay, look out, folks, it's a giant deadly anaconda! 諸位請小心! 有一條巨大蟒蛇!
- Well, that's awesome, dude. - Sorry, reflex action. - 夥計 這太可怕了 - 抱歉 這是條件反射
Okay. Cool. 沒有 你太厲害了
Let's get outta here. 我們離開這吧
Hey, is he part of the show, or what? 嘿 這是表演嗎?
G'day. 你好
- Was that more man stuff, Dad? - You got that right, mate. - 這也是男人之間的秘密吧 爸爸? - 你說對了 夥計
- Hey, you two. Did you have fun? - Yeah, it was cool. - 你們好 玩得開心嗎? - 太棒了
Yeah. So how'd your interview go? 對 你的訪問進行得如何?
Creepy. 感覺不太好
Did you ever talk to someone and think everything they're saying is a lie? 你曾經和一個謊言連篇的人交談嗎?
Yeah. Nugget. 有呀 就是納基
Well, Nugget's harmless. This guy... 納基個無關痛癢的傢伙 但這個人...
You know what you should do? Your paper's got police connections, right? 你知道什麼是該做的吧? 你的報紙跟員警關係不錯吧?
You get the cops to do a background check on him. 你讓員警暗中調查他吧
That's the way they do it on NYPD Blue. 紐約重案組就是這麼幹的
Hmm. Well, I see Mikey's not the only one glued... 嗯 看來邁基不是唯一...
to the TV all day long. 沉迷於電視劇的人
But we only watch educational programs. Right, mate? 我們只是看教育節目 對吧 小傢伙?
Yeah. Like wrestling. 對 像摔角一類的節目
"Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? " 你嗅到到岩石的憤怒氣息了嗎?
- Well, did he behave today? - Yeah, he was good as gold. - 他今天有乖乖的嗎? - 他乖像小狗一樣
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Mikey. 我不是問你 我是在問邁基
Oh. 喔
And no more TV. You start school tomorrow. 不許再看電視了 你明天就要上學了
G'day. Mick Dundee. 早安 我是米克 鄧迪
Here to pick up my ankle biter. It's his first day. 我的小不點第一天上學 我是來接他的
Ah, Barry Katz. What, uh, grade's he in? 我是巴厘 卡茲 你兒子上幾年級了?
- Uh, fourth. - Oh, same as my boy. - 四年級 - 我兒子也是
My boy's in the third. Eric Berry. 我兒子在三年級 我是艾裡克 貝利
- Hi, Eric. - Well, you look like an outdoors man. - 你好 艾裡克 - 你看去像個喜愛野外探險的人
What do you think of this whole survival camp idea? 你覺得倖存者這個活動怎麼樣?
What is it? 那是什麼玩意?
The school's puttin' it on this summer. Teach kids how to survive in the woods. 是學校將舉辦的為了 訓練如何在野外生存的夏令營
Fishing, making campfires. Dads are welcome. 包括釣魚和起營 也歡迎父親一起去
- Oh. - I think it's a great idea. - 噢 - 我覺得這主意不錯
Gives them a chance to get in touch with nature. I'm gonna take Gary along. 讓他們有機會親近大自然 我打算讓格蘭自個去
Good for you. Couple of weeks in the bush, 對你來說也挺好 可以和你的孩子一起
you and your boy, you'll both love it. 在叢林中呆幾個星期 你們會樂在其中的
You ever take your boy into the outback where you were? Down under? 你常帶孩子到裡外去吧 你們從哪來的 澳洲嗎?
All the time. 經常去
Just last month, I took him into the bush. 我上個月才帶他到叢林裡玩
Taught him how to kill a wild boar with a stick. 教他如何用樹枝獵殺野豬
Kill a boar? But he's, like, nine years old! 殺野豬? 但他只有九歲!
Yeah, well, you know what they say. Better late than never, eh? 俗語有雲: "遲做比不做好"
Ah. See you later, fellas. 呆會見
Hey, Dad. Ms. Mathis wants to talk to you. I'll meet you over there. 爸 瑪蒂斯小姐有話要跟你說 我在那邊等你
- Dorothy Mathis, Mr. Charleton. - Oh, how do you do? - 我是桃樂茜 瑪蒂斯 查爾頓先生 你好 - 你好嗎?
Actually, it's Mick Dundee. But I'm Mikey's dad. 其實我是米克 鄧迪 還是邁基的父親
Oh, Mr. Dundee. Right. 啊 是的 鄧迪先生
Well, first off, Mikey is a lovely boy. Bright, friendly. 首先 邁基是一個 可愛 聰明 友善的好小孩
There's just one small problem, one we run into all the time here. 只是有個小小的問題 他到哪都是用跑的
We call it the "Hollywood Syndrome." 我們稱之為"好萊塢綜合症"
Like when a dad plays a policeman in a movie, 就像電影中爸爸是警官的小孩一樣
the children often believe he's actually a policeman. 他們常常會以假當真
Oh, right, you've got a lot of actors' kids here. 對了 你的學生當中不少是演員的孩子
I'm not in the movie business, I'm in the tourism business. Not so glamorous. 我不是演員 只是觀光客 沒那麼玄乎
Exactly. Which is why your son tries to make it... 老實說 你兒子常常把生活想像得
sound a bit more colorful than it really is. 過分的豐富多彩
Now, it seems harmless, but little fibs can grow. 當然 這好像無傷大雅 但必須防微杜漸
What's he been sayin'? 他說什麼了?
I'm afraid he told everyone you're a hunter, 非常遺憾地告訴您 他到處宣揚您是個獵人
and you hunt and kill crocodiles. 還說你獵殺了不少鱷魚
Oh. He knows better than that. 他說得不全對
Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill 'em. I catch 'em alive. 鱷魚是受保護動物 我只是活捉它們
Oh? Well, yes, of course. 是嗎? 哦 當然是的
I'll talk to him. There'll be no more fibs. 我會跟他談談 讓他學會誠實
Really nice to meet you, Dorothy. 桃樂茜小姐 認識你相當高興
Looks like a hunter. 真像個獵人
Nice butt. 挺帥的
Dad, will you tell the teachers to call me Dundee, not Charleton? 爸 你有跟老師說我姓鄧迪 而不是查爾頓嗎?
Oh, sure. We just had to enroll you at school under your mother's name... 我們是以你媽媽的姓登記入學的
'cause that's your legal name over here. 因為那你在這的名字
Is that 'cause you won't marry Mum? 是因為你沒有和媽媽結婚的緣故嗎?
Oh, no, we're married... sorta. 不 我們可以說是結婚了
We just haven't done the legal bit yet. 只是沒去登記罷了
So what'd the kids say when you told them your dad was a crocodile hunter? 當小朋友們知道爸爸是獵鱷好手 他有什麼反應?
They said, "Well, what's he doing in Beverly Hills? " 他們說: "那他在比弗山幹什麼?"
Smart kids. 聰明的孩子們
Hey, Dad, what's that man doing? 爸 那個男的在幹嘛?
I don't know. Let's go and ask him. 我也不清楚 去問問他的
Excuse me, mister. What are you doing? 打擾了 先生你在幹什麼?
Well, I'm meditating, young man. 我在靜坐冥想 小夥子
What's meditating? 什麼是靜坐冥想?
Meditating is a special place I go in my mind where there's no distraction, 就是我的靈魂不受外界干擾地優遊在別處
and I receive a great source of power. 同時接收體內湧泉而出的力量
Cool. Can you show us how, please? 太棒了! 你能為我們表演一下嗎?
Sure. Come forward and have a seat. 當然可以 來坐在我的對面吧
- My name's Mikey. What's yours? - Hi, Mikey. I'm Mike. - 我是邁基 請問你是? - 邁基你好 我是邁克
Oh, hi, Mike. I'm Mick, Mikey's dad. 你好 我是米克 邁基的父親
Mikey, Mick, Mike. You gotta be kidding me, right? 邁基 米克 邁克 你們是在拿我開心吧?
- No. - Okay, okay. Hold your legs... - 絕對不是 - 好吧 盤起你的腿
like in a Buddha position, 像個佛教徒那樣
grab your ankles to save yourself some discomfort, 雙手抓住腳踝 忘卻不安
and, um, we're gonna take it easy... close your eyes, relax. 這是很容易的—閉上眼睛 放鬆
Inhale the positivity, 深深地吸一口氣
exhale the negativity. 慢慢呼出來
Inhale the positivity, 深深地呼氣
exhale the negativity. 緩緩地呼氣
Open your eyes. Wake up. Relax. 慢慢睜開眼睛 喚醒自我 放鬆
- How do you feel? - Very powerful. - 感覺怎樣? - 充滿了能量
And that's the ticket, daddy-o... power. It's all in the power. 這就對了 大地的力量 是力量之源
Mikey, would you just hurry up ahead. I need to talk to Mike for a minute. 邁基 你能離開一會嗎? 我想和邁克談會話
- Okay. - In private. - 好的 - 是私人秘密
- Thanks, Mike. See ya. - You're welcome, Mikey. Take care. - 謝謝你 邁克再會 再見 - 邁基 路上小心
Now, Mike, I need a favor. 邁克 我需要幫忙
You know, Mick, everybody needs a favor from me. 你知道嗎? 每個人都需要我的幫忙
Well, I need you to help me up. My knees have locked. 我的關節僵了 你可以拉我一把嗎?
That's my bad right there. You got it, buddy. 那是我的老毛病 就你知道
I didn't want my kid to see. Oh! There. 我可不想讓兒子看見我這麼不中用噢 行了!
Thank you. 謝謝
Hey, Dad, did you see the size of Mike's muscles? They were huge. 爸 你看到邁克的肌肉了嗎? 它們塊頭多麼大!
Yeah. You see, you should never judge a book by its cover. 不錯 但凡事不能只看表面
That Mike... big man, built like a brick dunney, 邁克 大塊頭 像是磚塊搭起來的
but I could tell straightaway he was a gentle man. 但我很中肯地說 他確實是個紳士
He wouldn't hurt a fly. I just know people. It's a gift. 他連一隻蒼蠅都不忍傷害 這是一種天賦
I need you guys to tear this place apart. 請你們把劃分這些地方
Ah, it's the bowlin' ball. Pure heroin. 這有個保齡球 和純海洛因
- I know it's here somewhere. - Check out the bowlin' ball. - 它大概藏在某處 - 仔細查看保齡球吧
- Hey, what about this bowling ball? - There, I knew it. - 這些保齡球內有乾坤? - 我敢肯定有
- Hey, Sue! - Hmm? - 蘇! - 怎麼了?
- What are you doin', love? - Trying to think like a journalist again. - 親愛的 你在幹嘛? - 嘗試重新從記者角度看問題
I used to be pretty good at it. 我曾經精於此道
Not that anyone was gonna put... 雖然從來沒有人會把...
Sue Charleton and Pulitzer Prize in the same sentence, 蘇 查爾頓和約瑟夫 普利策相提並論
but, ah, I'm just stumped. 不過...我碰到難題了
Is it that, uh, film studio thing? 就是關於那個工作室的事嗎?
I'm sure it's an elaborate front for something. But what? 我敢肯定主辦人一定有陰謀 但到底是什麼呢?
They're smugglin'. 他們在走私
- Drugs or guns. - How do you arrive at that? - 毒品或者槍支 - 你怎麼會這樣推斷?
That's what it always is. 通常都是這樣的
The big money thing they smuggle into America are drugs. 走私到美國最值值錢的東西就是毒品
And the big thing goin' out... guns. 而最大的走私品就是 槍支
Oh. 這樣呀
And where did this insight into major criminal activities come from? 你這種對犯罪活動的洞察力是哪來的?
Oh, from TV. I'm a quick learner. 從電視上學來的 我學得很快
I look like I just fell off the turnip truck, but I didn't land on my head. 我看起來像個土冒 但內心精明得很呢
You know what you need? You need a mole. 你知道你急需什麼? 一個間諜
- A mole? - Me. I'll get a job at the studio. - 間諜? - 對 就是我 我將那工作室謀份工作
Oh, Mick, I know you need something to do, but... 米克 我知道閑得發慌 但是
I made a lot of contacts at that movie party. 我在那個宴會上認識了不少人
I bet one of them could get me a job there. 我想其中一個能介紹我到那去
Well, what about Mikey? Who's gonna take him to school in the morning? 那邁基呢? 早上誰送他去上學?
No worry. Leave it to me. This is important. 這至關重要 你就放心讓我去做吧
See, sometimes I think young Mikey thinks I'm a bit of a hillbilly. 我有時想小邁基大概也覺得我是鄉巴佬
Well, I am, actually. 當然 我確實是個鄉巴佬
I wanna show him that being a hillbilly doesn't necessarily mean you're dumb. 我想讓他知道鄉巴佬並不意味著一無是處
So our first group, stroll up the street, 第一分隊 在大街上閒逛
followed by our three businessmen at a more brisk pace... 以輕快的步子跟在三位商人
and then our two construction workers! 和兩名建築工人的身後
- Diego Rosales. - Yeah, Mick. Mick Smith. - 迪亞哥 羅薩勒斯 - 幸會 我是米克 米克 史密夫
Nice to meet you, Mick. 很高興認識你 米克
Now, we're in Berlin, so please walk like Germans! 我們正身處柏林 因此要像德國人那樣走路!
How do Germans walk? 德國人怎麼走路的?
- One foot after the other? - Okay. - 一腳前一腳後? - 是這樣
So, this is a rehearsal! Background only! 現在再排一遍! 只要群眾演員就行了!
And... action! 開拍!
What the hell are you doing? 你們到底在幹什麼?
I just wanted my kid to see me in the picture. 我打算讓兒子能在電影裡見到我
Yeah, well, if you start looking at the camera during the take, 打開始你就忘著鏡頭轉動就行了
- they'll take you out of the picture. - Oh. - 他們會把有你的鏡頭剪掉的 - 是呀
- You're new, aren't you? - Yeah, first role. Bit nervous. - 你是新來的吧? - 對 第一次有些緊張
Cut! Back to one, please! 停! 回到原位
- Just relax. Watch me, okay? - Yeah. - 別緊張 像我這樣 - 好的
Forget about the camera. 忘掉鏡頭吧
We're two working stiffs on our way to a bar. 我們兩個工人正在去酒吧的路上
- Oh, just pretend it's real life? - Yeah. - 把它當作日常生活就行了? - 沒錯
Okay, now, people, we will be doing it for real this time, and remember... 注意! 我們這次來真的了! 要記住...
attention, please! 注意!
- Quiet, everyone! Picture's up! - Quiet! - 安靜! 開始拍了! - 安靜!
- Roll! - Sound speed. - 開始! - 聲音效果!
Marker. 場記!
Set. And... background action. 好 群眾演員開始!
And action. 開始!
Stop that man! 抓住他!
- Cut! Cut! - Man, are you okay? - 停! 停! - 夥計 你沒事吧?
- What the hell happened? - It was my fault. I saw him runnin'... - 到底怎麼一回事? - 是我錯 我一看見他跑來...
Uh, what happened is that he... he tried to catch him as he fell. 是這樣的 我試著去扶他 誰知他一頭栽倒了
We saw him trip. He went down hard. Are you sure you're okay? 我們看著他失足 他摔得挺重的 你沒事吧?
- Thanks for trying, buddy. - Okay, we'll go again. - 還好你只是試試 夥計 - 我們重新來吧
Back to one! Fast as you can! We're losing the light! 各就各位! 快! 天快要暗下來了
Hey, thanks for covering up for me. 謝謝你替我掩飾
I couldn't help it, you know? Reflex. Sort of like a football flashback. 我就是控制不了 就像橄欖球回傳似的條件反射
Football, my ass. That wasn't exactly a legal tackle. 橄欖球? 我的天 那可是違規的擒摔
It is at home. It's called a dowel and coat hanger. Anyway, I owe you one. 在我們家鄉叫做木釘掛衣架 不管怎麼說 我欠人個人情
No, no, it's okay. I had to keep you here. 不 不必客氣 這必須留你在這
You're fun. I want to see what you're gonna do to screw up the next take. 你真有趣 我要看看你在 下一場拍攝裡怎樣攪局
Okay. 走著瞧吧
Oh, uh, what's the problem, Michael? 怎麼了 邁克爾?
Miss, do people like rats in America, or are they just pests? 老師 美國人喜歡養老鼠呢? 還是說老鼠只是害蟲?
- Why do you ask? - There's a big rat in the bookshelves. - 你為什麼會這麼問? - 書架裡有只大老鼠
- Is it dead? - No, Miss. - 它死了嗎? - 還沒呢 老師
I only stunned it. Dad says never kill anything unless you're gonna eat it. 我只是把它打昏了爸說 除非要吃掉 否則不要
Eww! 呃
I think we'll just put it outside, please. 請你把它扔出去吧
He's my best friend, you know? 他是我最好的朋友
The key to survival here is you gotta keep your face away from the camera. 在這混得開的關鍵就是 別讓你的臉在鏡頭出現
That way they can use you again and again. 那他們就可以多次使喚你了
- I've been in every mob scene. - You're a pro. - 幾乎每個群眾鏡頭都有我在 - 你可真是專家
All right, everyone! Settle down! 諸位安靜!
- Settling! - Try again. - 停住! - 重來!
And background action! 群眾演員開動!
Action. 開動!
Watch this! Watch this! Kiki, get me a drink. 看這邊! 看這邊! 奇奇 來一杯!
Cut! This isn't working. 停! 不是這樣的!
What's the problem with the monkey? 這只猴子怎麼了?
Sorry. She was fine earlier. Come here, Kiki. Come here. 抱歉 它剛剛還好好的 奇奇 來這
Come here. 來這邊!
I don't understand. She never does this. 不知怎麼回事 它從不會這樣的
Come here, Kiki! 來這邊 奇奇!
She's just a bit nervous. What do you want her to do? 它只是有點緊張 你想讓它幹什麼?
- You ever work with animals? - Yeah. - 你從事過和動物有關的工作嗎? - 是的
- Kinda. - She's supposed to go to the table... - 可以這麼說 - 它本來是要到桌上去...
and take a soda to the actor. 拿一瓶蘇打水給男主角
- Diet or regular? - Whatever. Diet. - 健糖的還是一般的? - 隨便 健糖的吧
- Want a glass? - She hasn't learned that. - 要拿杯子盛著嗎? - 它沒學過這個
We're running late here. 要拿杯子盛著嗎? 它沒學過這個
Can we try one more time? If this doesn't work, we'll drop it. 多來一次吧? 如果還是不行 那就算了
Okay, back to one. This is the real thing, everybody. 好吧 各歸各位這次是實拍了
Concentrating. Roll! 集中精神! 開動!
- Picture's up! - Speed. Marker. - 攝像機開動! - 燈光! 場記!
- And background action! - Action! - 群眾演員開動! - 開動!
Watch this. Watch this! 快來看呀! 快來看呀!
Kiki, get me a drink. 奇奇! 給我來一杯!
Make it a diet one. 要健糖的
And a glass too! Thank you, mein Liebchen. 和一個玻璃杯! 謝謝 我的戰友!
Cut! Print! Check the gate. 停! 沖印膠捲! 檢查一下門!
Whoo! 噢!
Book him. 留住他
Look, uh, I got a problem. All my animals are on the jungle set, 我碰到了麻煩 叢林景區裡全是我飼養的動物
and I can't keep coming back and forth with the chimp. 我不能整天照看著這只黑猩猩
So if you'll fill in for me, I'll double what you're getting paid. 如果你替我飼養它 我給你雙倍人工
Will I still be on this picture? 我還是屬於這家公司的吧?
Every day. Kiki's an above-the-title player. 每天都是 奇奇是我們的首席演員
You got a deal. 我答應了
You're looking at the new monkey wrangler. 你是個馭猴者了
- Thanks for your help, Diego. - Dude, Mick! - 謝謝你的幫忙 迪亞哥 祝好運 - 米克!
Hey, hey, this is a positive career move. 這個是你職業生涯的轉捩點
- Reckon? - I'm telling you, you're gonna go far. - 當真? - 我跟你說 你可是邁出一大步了
Ah! Don't be a stranger now. 不過 別表現得太奇怪了
Hell of a nice guy. 真是個好人
Mikey! 邁基!
Wait just a minute, dear. 等我一下
- See ya, Mike. - Bye, Mikey. - 再見 邁克 - 再見 邁基
I suppose your father's picking you up again. 我還以為你父親還會還接你呢
Nah, he's at work this week. 他這周有工作在身
Oh. Bummer. Well, how are you getting home then? 噢 真糟 那你怎麼回家?
I've got a nanny like all the other kids. 像其他小朋友一樣
Oh! Which one's yours? 誰來接你?
Over there. The big one. 那兒 那個大塊頭
- Your nanny? - He's Uncle Jacko from back home. - 你的保姆嗎? - 不 是從家鄉來的傑科叔叔
- And is Uncle Jacko married? - No, but he's looking. - 他結婚了? - 還在尋覓中
Hi. Dorothy Mathis. I'm Mikey's teacher. 你好 我是邁基的老師 桃樂茜 瑪蒂斯
G'day, Dorothy. Call me Jacko. 你好 桃樂茜請叫我傑科
Bloody marvelous. 妙呀妙
Los Angeles, eh? 這就是洛杉磯?
Funny name. 多麼有意思的名字
Los Angeles. 洛杉磯
Yeah, it means, uh, "lost angels." 你說對了 "迷失天使"
It's Italian. Ah, there it is. 那是義大利語吧 就是那兒
I told Sue I'd take you somewhere really special for dinner. 我跟蘇說好了 要帶你去一頓別具一格的晚飯
You're gonna love this place. Trust me. 相信我 你會一見鍾情的
Now, pick out what you want of the menu here... 來 點你愛吃的吧
and you yell it out into that box. 然後對著那個盒子大聲說出來
Two minutes later, you're scarfing it down... 兩分鐘後 你不必離開車廂...
without even getting out of the car. 就可以拿到它們了
We have these drive-ins back home in the cities, 城裡人都在免下車餐館帶餐回家
but this is where it all started. 這兒提供一條龍服務
So you can eat like a pig and no one can see you. 狼吞虎嚥也沒人管你
Clever buggers, these Yanks, eh? 精明的傢伙 不是嗎?
Well, this is why L. A. is famous all around the world... 大概就是洛杉機磯憑它的餐飲
for its fine cuisine. 美名遠揚的緣故吧
Welcome to Wendy's. Can I take your order? 歡迎光顧溫蒂餐館 請問要點什麼?
Let me handle this. Good evening, Wendy. 讓我來 晚上好 溫蒂
There will be four of us dining in the car this evening. 車上將會有4個人
So we're gonna need four triple burgers with cheese... 我們要4個三層芝士漢堡...
and four Biggie Fries. 四盒大薯條
So that's four Classic riples... 4個傳統漢堡...
- Uh, wait a minute. - and four Biggie Fries? - 等等 - 四盒大薯條?
Uh, here comes Stan and Harry. 斯坦和享利也在車上
Uh, they'll also be dining with us tonight, 他們將和我們共進晚餐
so we need... six triple burgers with cheese... 因此我們要6個三層芝士堡...
and six Biggie Fries. 和6盒大薯條
Okay. Six Classic ripples with cheese and six Biggie Fries? 好的 6個傳統漢堡和6盒大薯條
- You know what I'd really like to do? - What's that? - 你知道我最想幹嘛? - 啥呢?
Go right up on the roof on one of those skyscrapers. 爬到其中一座摩天大樓的頂上
That's easy. Just find one that's open. 那太容易了 你只要找開門的就行了
S'truth. This is higher than Ayers Rock. 這兒確實比艾爾斯山要高得多
Yeah. Of course, the buildings in New York are a lot higher. 不過 紐約的摩天大廈比這還要高
I was there, you know. 我去過那兒
Old New York. 古舊的紐約
Or as we call it, the "Big Apple." 或者叫它做"大蘋果"
Big Apple? Why do you call it that? "大蘋果"? 為什麼這麼說?
Well, because it's really big and, uh... 原因嘛...是因為它幅原遼闊...
Yeah, but none of those buildings are as dangerous as this. 而且建築都要比這的安全
What do you mean? 什麼意思?
Well, they don't have earthquakes in New York. 因為紐約無地震
They have 'em here all the time, right? 但在這時常發生 不是嗎?
Yeah. 不錯
We could have one right now. 我們現在就碰上了
God! 天呀
What do you reckon it'd do to this building? 你猜這座大樓會怎麼樣?
Hey, I wouldn't wanna be up here if she started shakin', eh? 在它搖晃以前 我是怎麼也不會動的了
I've seen enough. You done? 我看夠了 你呢?
Oh, yeah. No point in hangin' round. 我也看夠了 不值一提的景色
This quake-safe? 這種搖晃沒事吧?
No worries. 沒事的
Oh, mate, I need a drink after all those 1, 286 stairs. 夥計 在下了1286層臺階後 我要喝一杯
No worries, mate. 放鬆 夥計
Didn't work. 好像作用不大
Well, you gotta wait. There's hundreds of cars going through... 看來我們得等等 數以百計的車在通得...
and just us two trying to cross. 但只有我們倆想過馬路
Yeah? Now there's 20 of us, eh? 是嗎? 那現在有20個我們了對吧?
Yeah, but you can't do that. It's illegal. 你不能這麼幹 這是違法的
Well, I don't see any cops. 我沒看到有員警
Yeah, but they have cameras at all these intersections, see? 交叉路口有攝像機的
If you do anything wrong, they take your picture and send you a fine. 如果你行差踏 就會自動照下來 然後罰款
Yeah, but I ain't wearing a number plate around my neck, 不過 我後背沒有數字呀
so how the hell are they gonna know who I am, huh? 他們怎麼認得出是我?
When you landed here, you showed 'em your passport, right? 當你入境時 要出示護照的 是吧?
- Yeah. - Got your picture in it, dopey. - 是呀 - 那就有你的照片了
Oh, yeah, right. 有道理
I wonder how much they fine you. 我想知道他們會怎麼罰款
It all depends on how many times you push the button. 那就要看你按了多少次按鈕了
- This looks like us. - Great. Texas bar. We're in. - 那跟我們真像 - 德克薩斯酒吧 我們進去
This could be a bit of fun. 一定很多樂子可尋
These American cowboys like a good barroom brawl. 美國的牛仔都喜歡喧鬧的酒吧
Howdy, boys. Step on in. 晚上好 請進
Howdy, ma'am. 晚上好 小姐
- Ma'am. - Howdy, cowboys. - 你好 - 你好 牛仔們
Stone the bloody crows! 人多得可真要命
That must've been one of those poofter bars. 那兒想必有同性戀的酒吧
Yup. Only I believe the correct term is "gay homosexual. " 對 我奉"同性之愛"為信條 這就是為什麼稱他為 "男校學生"的原因吧
Give it up, punk, or I'll blow you away. 要錢還是要命?
Uh, hang on. I can't hear you. 等等 我聽不太清楚
- That's better. Now how can I help you? - Smart-ass cowboy, huh? - 現在好多了 有什麼要幫忙的嗎? - 有兩下子嘛
- Hand me over your money, man! - They ain't cowboys. - 錢交出來! - 他們不是牛仔
- They're fools dressed up! - Fools got money too. - 看這身可笑的打扮 - 笨蛋把錢交出來!
- Give it up or I'll bust a cap in your ass! - Yeah, hand it over, bitch! - 交出來! 否則有你好看的! - 快! 蠢驢!
Son, you have any idea how quick you have to be to catch a tiger snake? 當遇到大莽蛇的時候 你覺得該怎麼辦?
I'm always getting mugged. I must look rich. 我常被強劫 看來我像個富翁
It's one of them soft-top cars. Cave in. 這軟蓬跑車不錯 撲上去試試
- Ow! - You know, this must be why they call L. A. the "City on Wheels. " - 嗷 - 怪不得人們稱洛杉磯為"車輪之城"
What do you mean? 此話怎講?
They don't even get out of their car to mug you. 他們連殺人都不必離開車廂
- Hey! - Ow! - 嘿 - 嗷
It's all your fault, homes! You shouldn't have called him a bitch! 都你是你錯 笨蛋! 你不應該叫他"蠢驢"!
Should we call the cops? 要叫員警來嗎?
No point. Over here, they'd probably end up suing us. 別忙 他們會求饒的
Besides, it's not their fault. 再說 這也不能全怪他們
It's the drugs. 他們吸了毒吧
I saw all about it on that Geraldo Rivera. 我在傑拉爾多 瑞弗拉的節目上看過
He knows the streets. 他挺知底細的
Let's just get a cup of coffee and go home. 我們回家前先喝杯咖啡吧?
Don't be too hasty ordering coffee around here. 別點得太草率
You might not be too happy with the way they serve it. 可能服務態度不太周到
Trust me. 信我的
And this is where a big crocodile almost bit his leg right off. 看 這就是鱷魚在他右腿咬下的齒痕
- Whoa! - Neat! - 哇 - 厲害
Well, to tell the truth, kids, it wasn't really that big. 實話告訴你們 這還不算大的呢
No more than 20 feet or so anyway. 還沒20英尺大
Whoa! That's huge! 哇! 龐然大物!
Yes, I know. 我明白的
They just don't appreciate a real artiste. I'd have bit him too. 他們一點專業水準都沒有 我也很想揍他
I thought you were fabulous. 我覺得你才是迷人的
I don't care what that director said. He's an idiot. 我才懶得理導演的話 他是個笨蛋
You were really good. 你幹得真棒
- You said black with one sugar, right? - Oh, yes. - 你要淨咖啡加一顆糖 對吧? - 啊 謝謝
- Thanks, mate. Excellent. - And... - 夥計 謝謝 太好了 - 此外...
I got us a little treat for our friend here. 我也為它準備了一根香蕉
Oh, great. That'll hit the spot. 真棒! 它愛死了
Black and one sugar. 淨咖啡加一顆糖
She's a bit grumpy today. 它今天脾氣有點乖戾
Not happy with the size of her trailer. 不太喜歡載它的車
She wants a big one like Virgil, but I keep telling her, 它要一輛維吉爾那種的 不過我跟她說
"Virgil's a lion. You're only a monkey. " "維吉爾是獅子坐的 你是猴子呀"
Sorry. 抱歉
"Chimpanzee. " "小猩猩"
Say, have you thought about changing agents? 你有想過換經理人嗎?
Diego, you're talking to a chimp. They don't speak English. 夥計 你在跟猩猩說話 它們聽不懂英語的
Neither did my first wife. 我前妻也不會說
Keep moving, Dravos. 努力呀 德瓦沃斯
Don't be stupid! Mind the painting! 別笨手笨腳的! 小心對這些畫
Just lean it carefully against the wall for now. 按次序將畫靠牆斜放
Carefully! 小心!
G'day, Phil. What's happening, mate? 你好 菲爾有什麼事嗎?
Hi, Mick. The usual continuity nightmare. 你好 米克 真是連續不斷的惡夢
Right. 是呀
- What's that mean? - It means I have to make this set... - 這話是什麼意思? - 是說我必須把這些佈景...
look exactly like it did on location in Yugoslavia. 弄得像真的置身於南斯拉夫一樣
Yugoslavia. Is that where all these paintings come from? 南斯拉夫? 這些畫是從那來的嗎?
Yup. They had them done there. Dumb. 對 就是在那製作的
Would've been cheaper here, and more realistic. 為啥不在這幹呢? 既經濟又實惠
Oh, so none of these are valuable. They're just all copies. 那這些複製品沒多大用處了吧?
Yup, and rather poor ones at that. 是的 這些做工不好
And these huge, tacky frames? For God sakes. 看見這幅大而庸俗的構圖沒? 叫"因主之名"
Don't they usually cart the sets and the props... 他們常常用車運這麼佈景和道具來嗎?
from one country to another and back again? 在兩個國家之前來回穿梭?
Maybe in a big-budget international movie like Mission: Impossible 3. 可能是像"碟中碟3" 那樣的製作吧
But I haven't seen Tom Cruise hanging around the set, have you? 但我可沒見過 湯姆 克魯斯半吊在佈景上
Tom Cruise. What's he look like? 湯姆.克魯斯長什麼樣呀?
Like... Tom Cruise. 就像...湯姆.克魯斯呀
Jeez, Mick, were you born in a cave? 天呀 米克 你不是 出生在荒山野嶺的吧?
Yeah! How did you know that? 對呀 你怎麼知道的?
Never mind. 抱歉
Jim, the Van Goghs are down at the wrong end. 吉姆 凡高的畫排錯順序了
See, here they started with the Gauguins, one above the other. 你看 應該從高盧時期排年份排下去吧
Let's get this right. We gotta be done in here tonight. 不能有半點差池 今晚就要用了
They're shooting in here tomorrow. 明天早上在這拍攝
You see, you can mix heroin into a plaster, 你看 可洛因是可以和石灰混在一起
make it any shape you like. 然後做成任何形狀
So, when I see this guy go nuts 'cause they bumped the lousy painting, 所以當有人碰撞佈景板時 便被臭駡了
that's when I knew where the drugs were hidden... 毒品就是這樣被鑄成鏡框的樣子
molded into the picture frames. 被神不知鬼不覺地藏起來
Pure heroin, or as we call it, "smack." 這就是純海洛因 俗話說的"白粉"的
Jeez, Mick, you really do think like a detective. 米克 你可真像個偵探
Yeah, well, it comes sort of natural to me, you know? 這是天賦的本能 你知道嗎?
- Hey, Mick. - Ah. - 米克 - 嘿
That was the police lab. 警方的實驗室出報告了
Sorry. The frames are just plaster. There's no drugs. 很抱歉 畫框是石膏做的 並沒有毒品
Oh, bugger it. 怎麼可能
I was sure I cracked the case. 我堅信我已經破了這宗案件
I don't know. Maybe they're not smuggling anything. 難說 可能他們根本沒有走私吧
Oh, no. They're sneaking around with something. 不 他們確實偷偷運輸一些東西
I just haven't found it yet. 是我還沒找出來吧
Look, I read about this fella, 我一眼不看穿他了
he used to push a wheelbarrow full of cow dung... 他常常推著一車牛糞
across the border every day. 每天越過邊境
"Manure for the garden, " he'd say. Went on for months. 他常說"這是花園所需的肥料" 一直相安無事
And the border guards knew he was smuggling something, 海關深信他一定有在走私
so they'd stop him and rake through that manure with a fine-tooth comb. 他們停住車 用鐵犁仔細在糞裡搜尋
Never found a thing. 卻一無所獲
Turned out they were right. He was smuggling something: 證明了他們的推斷是正確的 他確實在走麼:
wheelbarrows. 他走私手推車
Right under their noses. 就在海關的眼皮底下
See, it's there, and I'm just not seeing it... yet. But I will. 因此 即使我找不到任何罪證 我還將堅持下去
Nah. I reckon he was right the first time. It's drugs. 我第一次由衷地信任他: 他們確實在販毒
They wouldn't go to all that trouble for wheelbarrows. 因為走私手推車實在太麻煩了
Cut! And print. 停! 拷貝!
We'll cut when he throws, so that'll work fine. 我們得刪掉他扔東西的場景 這樣合適點
- All right! - Well done, Paul. - 好的 - 保羅 幹得好
Listen, everyone, we do not burn down the castle now. 諸位聽著 我們現在不能把城堡燒掉
That will be a second-unit shot tomorrow. 因為明天還要在這多拍一次
That means everyone goes home early and has tomorrow off. 因此請大家早去早回
- Whoo! All right! - Okay, see you all Friday! - 好的 - 星期五見
First thing! 第一場!
And you've actually seen these paintings quite recently. 你一直不厭其煩地端祥著這些畫
Yeah, today. 不錯
Well, then that makes it easy. They're fakes. 很明顯 這些都是贗品
You can tell that from the photographs? 你怎麼看得出來?
Well, normally, no. But, you see, these Rembrandts... 一般來說很難說 但看這些倫布蘭特的畫
and this, The Olive Field by Van Gogh, 和這幅凡高的"橄欖麥田"
unfortunately no longer exist. 在北約轟炸貝爾格勒之後
During the bombing of Belgrade by NATO, 都已經失傳了
the National Art Museum of Serbia took a direct hit, 塞爾維亞的自然藝術博物館慘遭損毀
burned to the ground along with the originals of these paintings... 這些原件和東歐...
and possibly the finest collection of old masters in Eastern Europe. 最有價值的畫都已付諸一炬了
It was a tragedy for the art world. 這真是藝術史上的悲劇
Ergo, these must be copies, fakes. 因此這些必定是贗品
That, um, Belgrade, is that in Yugoslavia? 貝爾格勒是在南斯拉夫的嗎?
- Yeah. - Where these paintings come from. - 是的 - 這些畫就是從那兒來的
What if it wasn't an accidental bombing... 如果這不是誤迷途炸的話
and someone removed the paintings first? 會不會事前已經有人把這些畫轉移了?
Spoils of war? 這也是戰利品之一?
Maybe I should take a look at these. Could you take me to them? 也許我該親眼看一下 你能帶我去嗎?
That's probably impossible. 我想不行
But if I could get one of them and bring it to you and it was real, 不過我能偷一幅來讓你鑒定一下
that means the rest are probably real, right? 窺一斑而知全豹 對不?
You must call me the minute you find one. I have to see them. 一拿到馬上通知我 我一定要看看
- No worries. Thank you. - Thank you. - 放心吧 謝謝 - 謝謝
- Hey, who drew this? - Pablo Picasso. - 這是誰畫的? - 帕布魯 畢卡索
I'm a drinking man myself, but I've never been that hammered. 雖說我也是個酒鬼 不過也不至於傷成這樣
This'll be a piece of cake. I know this lot backwards. 這種小伎倆對我來說小菜一碟
- Wait in the car. - Uh, Mick? - 在車上等我 - 米克
I was gonna say, "Be careful, " 我想說: "千萬小心呀"
but I guess that's kind of a dumb thing to say to someone who hunts crocodiles. 不過我想這句話對 獵鱷勇士來說簡直是侮辱
No worries. 放心吧
Of course the difference is obvious here, 這樣看真是有雲泥之別
but on film, it's a perfect match. 但它們在電影是絕佳佈景
- Isn't it? - All right, we have the paintings. - 不是嗎? - 太好了 這些畫是屬於我們的
Now must we continue with this stupid movie business bullshit? 現在我們還得在電影圈裡耗著嗎?
You really don't get it, do you? 你一點都不想嗎?
God is in the details. 細節才是關鍵
These came into the country as film props. Anyone wants to see them... 它們是作為道具運到這來的 誰都想看看它們
"Sorry. We burned them. "很遺憾 我們燒掉了"
Want proof? Go see the movie." "想鑒賞嗎? 看電影去吧"
Dead end. Brilliant. 想看真跡? 門都沒有
Carl, we need your help. 卡爾 我需要你的幫忙
Carl, that painting should be covered. 卡爾 那幅畫要封裝好
I'll be with you in a moment. 我等下來幫你
- Then who the hell is that? - Stop him! - 那個人在幹嘛? - 抓住他!
After him! Quickly! 跟著他! 快!
Shoot low! Don't hit the painting! 躲低點! 別誤打到畫上!
After him! Seal off the lot! 跟著他! 鎖門!
- Quick! Hold this! Thanks. - What? - 快! 接著這個! - 什麼?
He ran in here. Dravos followed him. 他向這邊跑了德瓦沃斯跟了上去
Cover all the exits. Go in and help Dravos flush him out. 關上所有大門 快去幫德瓦沃斯
Shh. I know, I know. Mick said to wait here. 別作聲 米克叫我在這等的
It's his bust, right? 不必擔心
I know. I was just looking. 是的 我在看著呢
How'd you get here anyway? Who's looking after Mikey? 你怎麼來的? 誰看著邁基?
Miss Mathis, his teacher from school. 他的老師瑪菲斯小姐
I followed you in her car. 我駕她的車跟來的
Oh. I'll just keep you on hold. 給你點懸念
Ah. 啊
Keep you on hold. Ha! I just come out with them. 這懸念不錯吧哈 我要出去會合他們了
- Who is this man? How does he... - I think he's the monkey guy. - 那個男的是誰? 為什麼他? - 我想是那個耍猴人
Mick, the guy that trains the monkey. Same hat. 馴猴人米克 他們的帽子相同
How would the monkey guy know about the paintings? 馴猴的怎麼會知道畫的事情?
Is he alone? You better hope he's still alive. 就他一個? 你最好祈禱他還活著
Get in there. 進去吧
We're entering stage four. 我們在第四層
- We'll flush him your way. - Roger that. - 我們向你那邊追去 - 羅格那邊
Oh! 噢
Shoot low. We need him alive. 射低點 要留活口
Watch out... 小心呐
for the wall. 就說有牆嘛
He's gone to the jungle set. 他到叢林景區那邊去了
There's only one way in and out of there. 那只有一扇門
- I'm on it. - Cover the gate till we get there. - 我到門前了 - 在我們趕到以前看牢他
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿!
High five. 大獲全勝
Stan, copy. Boss said don't go in there alone. 斯坦 老闆說不要獨自進入那兒
- Stan? Stan? - Too late, mate. - 斯坦? 斯坦? - 太遲了 夥計
Stan! 斯坦!
Did it, um... 竟然這樣 呃
I- It... missed, I think. 我想它沒有插中吧
I hope. 但願如此
Hi, Mick. 米克
I know you're still here. 我知道你還在這
Why don't we stop playing this silly game? 我們停止這個愚蠢的遊戲吧?
You can come out and... 你出來
join your friends. 和你的朋友一起
I have no more patience for this! 我可沒耐心和你耗下去
Okay, you win. I'm comin' out. 好吧 我這就出來
Just don't make any sudden moves. 不要亂動
You don't have to be so formal. We're all friends. 不要這麼客氣嘛 大家都是朋友
You can... lower your hands. 你可以放下雙手
I can't really lower this one. 我這只手動不了
- And why is that? - 'Cause if I put this arm down... - 為什麼? - 如果我手垂下來
and break eye contact, 就會破壞我們之間的眼神交流了
he might come down here and tear you apart. 他會離開這兒 並將你們分屍
- Who? - Fella who lives in there. - 誰? - 就是住在那的傢伙
Look. Up on the rock. 看 就在岩石後面
Are you nuts? Can't kill a lion with a. 38pistol. 你們真差勁 三八手槍殺不了一隻獅子嗎?
If you shoot anyone, they better not bleed. 如果你打傷任何人 那最好不要流血
Lions go berserk when they smell blood. 獅子嗅到血就會狂戾起來
If I was you, I'd back up slowly into that cage. 如果我是你 我就乖乖地回到籠子裡
Uh, yeah. Surely, that's a... 毫無疑問 那是
tame lion. 馴化了的獅子
Yeah. You could be right. 對 你說得對
I shoot you. You bleed. 我殺了你 用你的血喂獅子去吧
- I take my chances. - But he's not your problem. - 我碰碰運氣吧 - 對你而言小菜一碟
It's his missus I'm worried about. 恐怕他的妻子來了
I can't handle her. 我可控制不了它
She's got PMS, I think. Can see it in her eyes. 一望可知 她想發飆
Anyway, you do what you have to do. 你大可隨心所欲
I'm getting in the cage... 在它的岳母到來以前
before his mother-in-law comes down. 我到籠子裡去了
No! No! 啊! 不!
- Open the door! Open the door now! - Give me the gun. - 把門打開! 把門打開! - 先把槍給我
You held a gun to my wife's head. 你竟敢用槍指著我妻子
- Huh? - That's unforgivable. - 啊? - 這是不可饒恕的
- I'm gonna help you lose some weight. - How? - 讓我來幫你減減肥吧 - 怎麼?
Virgil's gonna come down here and bite a big chunk out of your fat ass. 維吉爾要來咬下你屁股的一塊肥肉
Virgil, lunch! 維吉爾 你的午餐到了!
Sit! 坐下來!
If you touch me, I will sue you for every cent you've got. 如果你敢動我一根毫毛 我要你加倍奉還
Ha! Well, that sounds fair. 哈 聽上去聽挺公平的
Hey, that's about 40 bucks. 嘿 這是40美元
It's a fair deal. 很公平吧?
Bargain. 算是吧
And how are you, miss? 你沒事吧?
- What the hell were you doing in here? - Well, I had to. - 你到底在這幹什麼? - 嗯 我必須這樣
My cell phone went dead, 我的手機壞了
and I had to come in here to find a phone to call 911. 我必須來找個電話報警
You're clever, Sue. I never would've thought of that. 蘇 我真沒有想到原來你是這麼聰明的
Yeah, well, that's because she's a Dundee. 當然 因為她是鄧迪太太
Or she ought to be. 或者說她必須是吧
Uh, Jacko, keep an eye on the goons and, uh, block your ears. 傑科 別過頭去 堵上耳朵
- What? - Block your ears. Private talk. - 什麼? - 堵上耳朵 這是隱私
No worries, mate. 好吧
Uh, I have to tell you this. 我不得不告訴你
I was just really scared for the first time in my life. 剛剛是我一生中第一次感到害怕
Well, that's okay. Most people are frightened of lions. 這沒什麼大不了的 許多人都害怕獅子
No, not the lions. They're just hungry. 跟獅子無關 它們只是餓了
It's when I saw that goon with a gun at your head. 我是說當看到那個 渾球用槍指著你的時候
That's when I realized how much I, uh... 我如此深切地感覺到 嗯
You know, um... 你知道的 嗯
Will you marry me? 請嫁給我吧
Well, you do rush into things, don't you, Mick? 米克 這太出人意表了吧?
Are you sure it's not just the romantic setting? 這個佈景可不夠浪漫
Local experts say the value of the recovered art... 專家認為這些重見天日的藝術品的
could run as high as $300 million. 價值高達3億美元
For the very latest, let's go live to Marta Waller at the scene. Marta? 最後 現場記者瑪塔沃勒 為你進行報導 瑪塔?
Thanks, Hal. Right now the police are taking... 謝謝海爾 現在員警們正在
these priceless paintings into protective custody. 將這些無價之寶搬進保全車
The woman behind me talking to the detective is Ms. Sue Charleton, 現在我身後和偵探在 談話的是蘇 查爾頓小姐
the Newsday reporter... 她就是帶偵探們來這名畫匿藏地的
who led detectives to the cache of stolen masterpieces. "今日新聞報"的記者...
Unfortunately, the undercover agent who actually capture the thiefs 遺憾的是 抓住竊賊的幕後英雄們...
decline to be interviewered on camera 拒絕接受鏡頭前的採訪
However, earlier tonight, 然而 今晚的較早時候
he did tell me he is, in fact, a known expert in the art world. 他跟我說他是藝術界一個知名的專家拒絕接受鏡頭前的採訪
Isn't that the guy who had the skunk on the freeway? 就是那個在高速公路上 造成大堵車的傢伙嗎?
- Hey, Hal! - We'll have more as the story unfolds. - 海爾! - 接下來還有很多精彩的新聞
Right now let's go to Malibu... 現在讓我們來看看來自馬利布地區的消息
where last night's downpour of almost a quarter inch of rain... 昨晚的傾盆大雨為該地區帶來1/4英寸的降水
resulted in disastrous flooding and massive mud slides... 造成洪災和太平洋海岸高速公路的
along the Pacific Coast Highway. 山泥寸瀉
Sue, do you accept this larrikin... 蘇 你願意接受這個惡棍
as your wedded husband? 為你的合法丈夫?
- I do. - Mick, - 我願意 - 米克
do you accept this lovely lady as your wedded wife? 你願意接受這可愛的女士 為你的合法妻子嗎?
No worries. 毫無疑問
Fair enough. I now pronounce you... 相當公平 我現在鄭重宣佈
husband and wife. 你們結為合法夫妻
- Good on ya, Mick. - All right! - 幹得好 米克 - 太棒了!
It's official now, mate. You're Mick Dundee II. 現在你可以名正言順地說 你是"米克 鄧迪第二"了
- Cool. - Now I guess we'll wait and see... - 太棒了! - 現在讓我們來期待著
whether you turn out to be another Crocodile Dundee... 你如何成為為另一個"鱷魚鄧迪"
or Michael Dundee, newspaper tycoon. 或報界大亨邁克爾 鄧迪
Oh, that's a no-brainer, Dad. 這顯而易見 爸
I'm gonna be Crocodile Dundee, 我當然是要成為"鱷魚鄧迪"
hunter and rich owner of a big newspaper. 獵人和報界大亨
I didn't raise a dumbbell. 我可不是傻瓜
Put this on for the photos. 戴上這個來照相吧
- What for? - You look like a dork in that suit. - 為啥? - 你穿上西裝像個笨蛋
- No, I don't. - You should look like Crocodile Dundee. - 不用了吧 - 你必須穿得像"鱷魚鄧迪"呀
No, I think my crocodile huntin' days are over. 我的獵鱷時光一去不復返了
From here on in, it's... "Mick Dundee, Private Eye. " 從今天開始 我是"私家偵探: 米克鄧迪先生"
Nah. I'm kiddin'. 不 我在開玩笑呢
# I come from a land down under #
# The beer does flow and men chunder #
# Can't you hear can't you hear that thunder #
# You better run You better take cover, yeah #
# raveling in a fried-out combie #
# On a hippie trail Head full of zombie #
# I met a strange lady #
# She made me nervous #
# She took me in and gave me breakfast #
# She said do you come from a land down under #
# Where women glow and men plunder #
# Can 't you hear can 't you hear the thunder #
# You better run You better take cover, yeah #
# Buying bread from a man in Brussels #
# He was six foot four and full of muscles #
# I said do you speak my language, brother #
# He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich #
# He said I come from a land down under #
# Where beer does flow and men chunder #
# Can 't you hear can 't you hear the thunder #
# You better run You better take cover, yeah #
# Lying in a den in Bombay #
# With a slack jaw and not a lot to say #
# I said to the man Are you trying to tempt me #
# Because I come from the land of plenty #