字幕 Ally, you're gonna be on a magazine cover.
字幕 And I've been in a few magazines.
字幕 Let me show you how to pose like a pro.
字幕 Bam!
字幕 I don't know. I've taken a lot of employee I.D. Pictures.
字幕 I think you should do something more like this.
字幕 Maybe I can try something that combines the two.
字幕 Hi, Dez.
字幕 Hey, Ally.
字幕 I'm flattered, but not interested.
字幕 I'm not flirting with you. I'm practicing poses.
字幕 I'm gonna be on the cover of Miami Music.
字幕 They named me their songwriter of the year.
字幕 Woo! That's a relief.
字幕 A photographer's coming over tonight to take her picture.
字幕 Hey, I haven't gotten fired from Tranquility Spa yet.
字幕 Why don't you come over for a day of beauty and relaxation?
字幕 Ooh, I can't. The South Beach chili cook-off is today.
字幕 Not you. Ally.
字幕 I have too much to do today.
字幕 I have to pick up my dress from the cleaners
字幕 and go to my Grandma's
字幕 to borrow her necklace for the photo shoot.
字幕 - Can't you wear just any necklace?
字幕 - No, I really wanna wear that one.
字幕 It's been in my family for generations.
字幕 - It would mean a lot to her. - I can get all that stuff for you.
字幕 Wait. Is it the Grandma that makes delicious cookies
字幕 or the one that tells
字幕 really boring stories and smells like cabbage?
字幕 - Cookies. - Yes! Woo!
字幕 But, Austin, you said you
字幕 would help me with the chili cook-off today.
字幕 There's plenty of time for everything.
字幕 Ally, go to the spa. You deserve a relaxing day.
字幕 Thanks, Austin.
字幕 Trish, let's go have our day of beauty.
字幕 Wish I could get a massage.
字幕 This chili cook-off has really stressed me out.
字幕 Hey, Trish, could you give me a quick little neck rub?
字幕 Really? You want me to put my hands on your neck?
字幕 On second thought, I'm good.
当观众意犹未尽之时 我来点燃更多激情 When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
因为有你为我撑腰 我不会临阵退缩的 'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
你是我的唯一 你是我的守护 You're my point, you're my guard.
你是最完美的和声 You're the perfect chord.
我看见咱俩一同出现在各大广告牌上 And I see our names together on every billboard.
我们勇攀高峰 势在必得 We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
我们让他们大声说“嘿” We'll make 'em say "Hey!"
然后我们继续前进 And we'll keep rockin'.
前进的路上怎能没有你 Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
你不可或缺 你无可替代 Do it without ya, be here without ya.
快乐需要与你分享 It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
在你身边总有惊喜 而且我还知道 With you it's like, "Whoa". Yeah, and I know.
我为梦想而奋斗 I Own this dream.
因为有你伴我左右 'Cause I got you with me.
前进的路上怎能没有你 There's no way I could make it without ya.
你不可或缺 你无可替代 Do it without ya, be here without ya.
字幕 All right, here are the pot's, what else do we need?
字幕 Let's check the list.
字幕 Probably shouldn't have left this on the cutting board.
字幕 Anyone seen this redheaded...
字幕 Dezperado?
字幕 Hi, Chuck. Still carrying around that stupid wanted poster?
字幕 Nobody thinks it's funny.
字幕 Wanted for making bad chili.
字幕 Classic.
字幕 Thought about where you're
字幕 gonna put your Second Place certificate this year?
字幕 I'll probably frame it and give it to my Grandma.
字幕 She'll put it on her 'fridge and... wait.
字幕 I'm not coming in Second Place. I'm gonna win.
字幕 Yeah, just because you beat him last year and the year before
字幕 that and the year before that and the year before that,
字幕 doesn't mean you beat him every year.
字幕 Uh, yeah, it does.
字幕 I'll see you out at the chili round-up at high noon.
字幕 The chili cook-off's at 3:00.
字幕 You know what I mean.
字幕 Oh, we'll be there, Chucky the kid.
字幕 Because I'm the fastest
字幕 chili maker in the west... side of the Mall.
字幕 Draw!
字幕 Man, he's good.
字幕 Adios, muchachos.
字幕 You're not worried, are you?
字幕 Not at all. The spiciest chili always wins,
字幕 and this year, I have a secret weapon.
字幕 They call it the Your Mommy Pepper.
字幕 Because one taste and you're crying for your mommy.
字幕 Chuck'll be crying for his mommy,
字幕 because you're finally gonna beat him.
字幕 All I need is one little scoop. Now we have to be careful.
字幕 You do not wanna get this on your finger... ow! My finger!
字幕 My shirt!
字幕 Whoa!
字幕 You are so gonna win this year.
字幕 Spending the day at a beauty spa was a great idea, Trish.
字幕 Shh! We're supposed to be relaxing.
字幕 Trish! What are you doing?
字幕 You're supposed to be working.
字幕 I am, Madame Trinka.
字幕 I'm showing this customer how to properly relax.
字幕 I need you to wash the towels, refill the waters,
字幕 and wipe down the massage tables.
字幕 I'm watching you.
字幕 Don't worry, I'm working. I'm working.
字幕 I guess I have to go pretend to work now,
字幕 but you stay here and relax.
字幕 This coconut water is kind of...
字幕 Thick.
字幕 That's massage oil.
字幕 Oh!
字幕 Sorry. I probably shouldn't have put that there.
字幕 I guess it does kind of look like water.
字幕 Do you need anything else before I go?
字幕 My foot bath's getting kind of cold.
字幕 The hot water's all the way in the back.
字幕 I'll just put a couple of these hot rocks in.
字幕 Why do you have hot rocks?
字幕 We use them for hot rock massages.
字幕 It's supposed to be really relaxing.
字幕 Ow! Ow! Ow!
字幕 There's nothing relaxing about that.
字幕 I said supposed to be.
字幕 Oh!
我知道你的辣酱很辣 I know your chili powder's hot,
不过真的有必要戴个防毒面具吗 but do you really need to wear a gas mask?
面具又不是防辣酱用的 Oh, this isn't for the powder.
这有几百号人在吃辣酱呢 There's a hundred people here eating chili.
你难道想呼吸这空气啊 Do you wanna breathe that air?
说得也是 能再给我一个面具吗 You're right. Got another one of those?
一级辣的牛肉来喽 Grade-a hot beef coming through.
你没看错 我也带了我的辣酱来 Oh, yeah, and I've got my chili, too.
啊哈 Hoo-hoo!
你要知道 今年他们把咱俩 You know, I'm glad they
安排得这么近让我很高兴 小鸡仔 put us next to each other this year, Chucky.
这样我赢了的话 就用不着走太远去当面嘲笑你 I won't have to walk so far to laugh in your face when I win.
-走着瞧吧 -你就要像 - Oh! - You got burned...
我舌头尝到德兹的辣酱时一样热的发抖 Like my tongue will be when I eat Dez's chili.
好呀 What up?!
小金毛 Blondie, you wouldn't know
字幕 good chili if it knocked on your door and said...
字幕 "Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm good chili".
字幕 Chili wouldn't do that.
字幕 Hey, Dez, I'm here to take my test on Chile.
字幕 Nelson, I want you to taste test my chili,
字幕 not take a test on the country of Chile.
字幕 Aw, nartz!
字幕 You mean I learned Santiago is the capital of Chile for nothing?
字幕 Well, we have two hours to kill while my chili simmers.
字幕 Great. That'll give me time to get Ally's dress
字幕 and get the necklace from her Grandma.
字幕 Nelson, ready to test my chili?
字幕 Well?
字幕 It's not hot at all.
字幕 Ugh! You have an unusually high tolerance for spicy food.
字幕 I'll know my chili's hot enough to win when you can taste it.
字幕 I mean, if a regular person tasted my chili right now,
字幕 they'd be sweating like crazy. They wouldn't be able to speak.
字幕 Their mouths would be so on fire,
字幕 they'd chug a fruit juice just to ease the pain.
字幕 But they'd quickly realize that the acids
字幕 from the fruit would only make it hurt worse.
字幕 Hopefully, they'd realize that
字幕 the only thing that can ease the pain is milk.
字幕 Hey, gimme that!
字幕 And that's why you're my taste tester, Nelson.
字幕 Austin, quit sitting around. You gotta go get Ally's stuff.
字幕 You shrunk the bath towels!
字幕 You spill wheat grass juice
字幕 everywhere and left it for me to clean up.
字幕 And you make wheat grass juice too strong.
字幕 Look, you stained my hands.
字幕 All I did was ask for a raise.
字幕 A simple yes or no would have been fine.
字幕 No raise!
字幕 Sorry about your feet.
字幕 The good news is Miami Music magazine will probably
字幕 only shoot you from the waist up.
字幕 That volumizer I put in your hair is gonna make it look great.
字幕 There's only one way to find out.
字幕 Um...
字幕 Maybe we can get the
字幕 photographer to focus on that pretty smile of yours.
字幕 You drank the wheat grass, didn't you?
字幕 Yes, why?
字幕 - What? Want some? - Mnh-mnh.
字幕 How do my teeth look?
字幕 Much better.
字幕 But I would still smile with my mouth closed for the picture.
字幕 I can't do the photo shoot looking like this.
字幕 Look, we'll fix your teeth. We'll fix your hair.
字幕 And if we can't, we'll put a hat on.
字幕 Just relax.
字幕 Here, put your hands in this paraffin wax.
字幕 It's really soothing.
字幕 I don't think I can re...
字幕 Ooh, that does kind of feel nice.
字幕 See? And I'll put this face mask on you.
字幕 I'll have you looking and feeling as good as new.
字幕 Close your eyes...
字幕 Relax.
字幕 Hi, you're here for your massage, right?
字幕 I'm so sorry. Ingrid went home sick.
字幕 Come back tomorrow.
字幕 Hi, Ingrid. I'm ready for my massage.
字幕 Can you taste the heat?
字幕 I taste a Second Place certificate.
字幕 - Ugh! -
字幕 Come here, little feller, and taste some real chili.
字幕 My chili's so hot, you have
字幕 to stick your tongue in fire to cool it off.
字幕 Oh, yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
字幕 My chili's so hot,
字幕 it's the second leading cause of Global Warming.
字幕 Well, my chili's so hot,
字幕 you have to put a smoke
字幕 detector in your underwear before you eat it.
字幕 My chili's so hot, they're thinking about renaming the sun...
字幕 "My chili".
字幕 Yeah, well, my chili's so hot, it...
字幕 It...
字幕 What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad.
字幕 I also won first place in the smack talk showdown.
字幕 You know what? That's it!
字幕 Hey, Dez, I got Ally's stuff.
字幕 Oh, sorry it took so long. Ally lied.
字幕 It was the boring story Grandma.
字幕 Apparently, this necklace has been in the family for 200 years.
字幕 It was originally a gift to a Duchess from a pirate.
字幕 Wow, a pirate?
字幕 Or it could have been a pilot.
字幕 It was hard to tell. Granny didn't have her teeth in.
字幕 Whoa, did you just put that whole jar in there?
字幕 Yep. I am not losing to that cow-jerk again.
字幕 Taste this, Nelson.
字幕 It's got a whole jar of Your Mommy Pepper in it.
字幕 Well?
字幕 Mommy!
字幕 Whoa! The necklace.
字幕 Get a ladle, quick.
字幕 - Where'd the pot go? - It's on the judges' table.
字幕 All the pots look the same.
字幕 There's no way to know which one has the necklace in it.
字幕 We are in so much trouble.
字幕 That's right. You're in trouble.
字幕 Your chili's so bad, when people are having a bad day,
字幕 they say they're having a Dez's chili day.
字幕 I think I'm having a Dez's chili day.
字幕 We've gotta find that necklace.
字幕 Okay, but we gotta be careful.
字幕 I don't wanna do anything that might make me lose the cook-off.
字幕 Excuse me. Could you tell me which chili's mine?
字幕 I just need to check it real quick.
字幕 Step away from the chili!
字幕 No one touches these pots until after the blind taste test.
字幕 For all I know, you could be sabotaging someone else's chili.
字幕 Do I look like someone that would do that?
字幕 Do I look like someone who collects porcelain cats?
字幕 We've all got things to hide.
字幕 But there's something special in that pot.
字幕 I'll be the Judge of that.
字幕 Literally. Because I'm the Judge.
字幕 So you're saying there's
字幕 no way I can touch my chili just for a sec?
字幕 - Oh, there's a way. - Great.
字幕 - If you want to be disqualified. - Oh! Never.
字幕 Now get out of here. I don't want any beef from you.
字幕 Literally. Because I'm judging Vegetarian chilis.
字幕 What are we gonna do now?
字幕 We're gonna look through all this chili
字幕 without letting anyone know what we're doing.
字幕 Hey, Judge.
字幕 How do you become a chili Judge?
字幕 Do you Judge any other foods?
字幕 Stew, breakfast cereals, cobblers?
字幕 Hey, look, it's a space shuttle!
字幕 Here's my idea. I'm gonna throw this football to that Judge.
字幕 When he tries to catch it, he'll drop his bowl on the floor.
字幕 Then we'll be able to see if
字幕 the necklace is in it, it's a foolproof plan.
字幕 Hey, catch.
字幕 Okay, if we can't get to the chili from the top,
字幕 we'll go in from the bottom.
字幕 Dez, I don't think this is such a good idea.
字幕 No necklace, but I'm pretty
字幕 sure I know which one's coming in last place.
字幕 Two words... nas...
字幕 Tee.
字幕 Your skin is gonna look so good in this photo.
字幕 Huh.
字幕 What do you mean huh?
字幕 Did I say huh?
字幕 I'm sorry. I meant to say your entire face is pink.
字幕 What?!
字幕 Hair dye?
字幕 Seriously?
字幕 My hair, my teeth and now my face?
字幕 Well, there's nothing else to mess up.
字幕 Um, Trish, my hands are stuck.
字幕 I stand corrected.
字幕 Help me.
字幕 Wow, this stuff is sticky.
字幕 How have you not been fired?
字幕 Actually, I was fired two hours ago.
字幕 Madame Trinka's right. I'm the worst.
字幕 I just wanted you to have a nice time before your photo shoot,
字幕 and now I've ruined everything.
字幕 I'm so sorry, Ally.
字幕 It's okay. I know you meant well.
字幕 I'm also sorry that I just put
字幕 my hands on my face because now they're stuck!
字幕 - Oh! -
字幕 Ah! Ah!
字幕 Those aren't supposed to be there.
字幕 I'm sorry, it's not funny. It's not funny.
字幕 - No. - No.
字幕 Aw, man, they're passing the chili out to everyone.
字幕 Oh, great. I can't wait to see their reactions to my chili.
字幕 I'm sure to win.
字幕 My point is there's too much chili to look through.
字幕 We're never gonna find the necklace.
字幕 Uh-oh, here comes Ally and Trish.
字幕 Hmm. There's something different about you guys.
字幕 Yeah, her face is pink, and I don't have any eyebrows.
字幕 No, that's not it.
字幕 Ally, there's something we have to tell you.
字幕 - I'll tell her. - I'll tell her.
字幕 - No, I'll tell her. - No, I'll tell her.
字幕 - Fine, you tell her. - Fine, you tell her.
字幕 - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking. - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking.
字幕 Guys, will one of you just tell us what's going...
字幕 - Oh, come on! - Oh, come on!
字幕 Ally, I lost your Grandmother's necklace.
字幕 What?! That necklace has been in my family forever.
字幕 Granny's gonna be so devastated.
字幕 We can still find it.
字幕 It's in one of those bowls of chili. I just don't know which one.
字幕 I didn't wanna have to do this
字幕 because it could mean I lose the chili cook-off but
字幕 for you, Ally.
字幕 Attention, chili fans.
字幕 There's a hidden necklace in one of these pots or bowls of chili.
字幕 Whoever finds it wins $1,000!
字幕 - Do any of you guys have $1,000? - No.
字幕 We better find it before anyone else does.
字幕 Wait, stop. You're ruining the cook-off!
字幕 We've gone through all the chili and no one's found my necklace.
字幕 Wait...
字幕 - There's one bowl left. - Oh!
字幕 The necklace has gotta be in there.
字幕 Then that must be my chili.
字幕 Since it's the only one left for
字幕 the judges to taste, I'm automatically gonna win.
字幕 Not so fast, Red.
字幕 If I get that bowl first, you ain't winning nothing.
字幕 Looks like it's just me and you, Chucky.
字幕 This Mall ain't big enough for the both of us.
字幕 Actually, the Mall's capacity is 2,847,
字幕 and that doesn't include parking lots.
字幕 Proceed.
字幕 That chili's mine.
字幕 I'm finally gonna beat you.
字幕 Not if I dump it out first.
字幕 Draw.
字幕 - I got it! - Woo!
字幕 Let me just...
字幕 Thanks, Dez. That was really sweet.
字幕 By the way, one of you owes me $1,000.
字幕 Grandma, I won the chili cook-off this year!
字幕 Make room on your 'fridge for my first place ribbon.
字幕 Actually, make room for two.
字幕 I plan on winning the barbecue sauce cook-off, too.
字幕 Not so fast, Red.
字幕 - Gotta go, Grandma. -
字幕 The barbecue sauce with the strongest flavor wins.
字幕 And that's gonna be mine.
字幕 My sauce is so strong, it can do 50 one-handed push-ups.
字幕 Oh, yeah?
字幕 Well, my sauce is so strong,
字幕 it won an olympic gold medal in weightlifting.
字幕 My sauce is so strong, when Superheroes are in trouble...
字幕 They call my sauce for help.
字幕 My sauce is so strong,
字幕 it's doing a buddy cop movie with The Rock.
字幕 My sauce is so strong,
字幕 they're thinking about renaming Hercules...
字幕 "My sauce-ules".
字幕 Okay, that one doesn't even make sense.