Black Adder s04e04
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主演: 罗温·阿特金森 --- 黑爵士上尉 休·劳瑞 --- 乔治中尉 托尼·罗宾逊 --- 二等兵包里克 史蒂芬·弗莱 --- 梅棋将军 提姆·麦克纳尼 --- 宝贝儿上尉
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编剧: 理查德·柯蒂斯 本·埃尔顿
黑爵士 第4季 第4集 壮志凌云
God, why do they bother?!
上帝啊 他们那么麻烦做什么啊?!
Well, it's to kill Jerry, Isn't it, sir?
为了杀德国猪 不是么 先生?
Yes, but Jerry is safe underground in concrete bunkers.
是啊 但是德国猪在地下 混凝土防空洞里舒舒服服的躺着呢
We've shot off over a million cannon shellsand what's the result?
我们花费弹药无数 结果又如何呢?
One dachshund with a slight limp!
只擦掉了腊肠犬的一根腿毛!
Shut up!
闭嘴!
Thank you!
谢谢!
Right, I'm off to bed where I intend to sleep
好了 我要上床去 酝酿下睡意
until my name changes to Rip Van Adder.
直到我的名字变成里普·万·爵士 (Rip Van Winkle 里普·万·温克尔小说中嗜睡者)
Oh, God! Bloody Germans! They can't take a joke, can they?
上帝啊! 该死的德国人! 他们真是开不得玩笑 是不是?
Just because we take a few pot-shots at them,
就因为我们给他们演奏了大炮交响乐
they have to have an air-raid to get their own back.
他们就得来场空袭讨回颜面
Where are our air force?
我们的空军干什么去了?
They're meant to defend us against this sort of thing.
他们不正应该保卫我们 免受这样的折磨的么
Right, that's it!
够了 到此为止!
Hello?
喂?
Yes, yes, I'd like to leave a message
是的 是的 我想留言
for the head of the Flying Corps, please.
给空军司令
That's Air Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and BAR.
空军上将休辛博德爵士 辛博德 VC DFC 横杆
??? "Where are you,you bastard?"
消息内容 "你在哪 蠢蛋?"
Here I am, sir.
我在这 长官
For God's sake, Baldrick, take cover.
看到老天的份上 包里克 快躲起来
- Why's that, sir? - Because there's an air-raid going on
- 为什么呢 长官? - 因为正在空袭
And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo
我可不想给你伦敦动物园的老妈写信
and tell her that her only human child is dead.
告诉她 她唯一的人类儿子已经死翘翘了
All right, sir. It's just that I didn't know there was an air-raid on.
好的 长官 只是我还不知道已经在空袭了
I couldn't hear anything over the noise of the terrific display
我们皇家陆军航空队的好小伙子们
by our wonderful boys of the Royal Flying Corps, sir.
在天上杂耍的噪音搅得 我什么都听不清了 长官
- What? - I say, those chaps can't half thunder
- 什么? - 我说 那帮家伙就知道
in their airborne steeds, can't they just?
窝在铁飞鸟里狐假虎威 难道他们不能...?
Oh, hello, what's going on here? Game of hide and seek? Excellent!
这怎么了? 玩躲猫猫? 太棒了!
Right now, I'll go and count to a hundred.
我即刻就去数1百下
Er, no. Better make it five, actually.
还是不要 最好还是5百
George... Oh, it's sardines. Oh, excellent! That's my favourite one, that.
- 乔治 - 是沙丁鱼 太棒了! 我最喜欢的
- George. - Yes, sir?
- 乔治 - 什么 长官?
Shut up, and never say anything again as long as you live.
闭嘴 你有生之年绝不准再开口
Right you are, sir.
您说的对 长官
Crikey, but what a show it was, sir.
天哪 真是场绝佳的演出 长官
Lord Flashheart's Flying Aces.
飞侠指挥官的王牌飞行队
How we cheered when they spun. How we shouted when they dived.
他们螺旋飞行 我们欢呼 他们俯冲 我们放声高呼
How we applauded when one chap got sliced in half by his own propeller.
当一个家伙被自己的螺旋桨 削成两半 我们鼓掌喝彩
Well, it's all part of the joke
这都只是些笑话罢了
for those magnificent men in their flying machines.
那些飞行器中的好小伙
For "magnificent men," read "biggest show-offs" since Lady Godiva
"好小伙"即"最卖弄风骚之辈" 自从戈黛娃夫人
"entered the royal enclosure at Ascotclaiming she had literally nothing to wear."
行入皇家爱斯科赛马场 宣称她绝对是一丝不挂以来
I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up, they're still gits!
我可不管他们往天上病怏怏的 爬了多少次 他们始终都是饭桶!
Oh, come on, sir! I'd love to be a flier.
行行好 长官! 我梦想做飞行员
Up there where the air is clear.
高高的天空晴朗无边
The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you, Baldrick, are zero!
你附近的空气清新的可能性 包里克 为零!
Oh, sir. It'd be great, swooping and diving.
长官 那简直是场美梦 那盘旋俯冲的快感
Baldrick.
包里克
Baldrick, what are you doing?
包里克 你在干嘛?
I'm a Sopwith Camel, sir.
我是骆驼战机 长官
Oh, it is a Sopwith Camel. Ah, right, I always get confused between the sound of a Sopwith Camel
原来是骆驼战机 是啊 我总是把这两种声音搞混
and the sound of a malodorous runt wasting everybody's time.
骆驼战机和一个臭哄哄 浪费大家时间的小矮子的声音
Now, if you can do without me in the nursery for a while,
如果你能不用我看着乖乖在托儿所待一会
I'm going to get some fresh air.
我出去透口气
Ha! Eat knuckle, Fritz!
尝尝爆豆的滋味 德国猪!
How disgusting. A boche on the sole of my boot.
真恶心 我脚底竟然踩着个德国猪
I shall have to find a patch of grass to wipe it on.
我得找片草好好的擦一擦
Probably get shunned in the officers' mess.
也许能乘大家混乱的时候逃出去
Sorry about the pong, you fellows,
很抱歉那股恶臭 伙计
Trod in a boche and can't get rid of the whiff.
深陷德国猪圈无法脱身
Do you think we could dispense with the hilarious doggy-do metaphor for a moment?
麻烦一下 我们能不能暂时跳过 这段小孩过家家的屎样暗语?
- I'm not a boche. This is a British trench. - Is it?
- 我不是德国猪 这里是英国战壕 - 真的吗?
Oh, that's a piece of luck. Thought I'd landed sausage-side! Ha!
真的是走狗屎运 我以为降落到德国腊肠那边去了
Mind if I use your phone?
介意我用下电话吗?
If word gets out that I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves.
我失踪的消息一旦传出 5百个小妞会伤心得自杀的
I wouldn't want them on my conscience,
我可不想她们都骑到我良心上
not when they ought to be on my face!
尤其是当她们本应该骑到我脸上的时候!!
Hi, Flashheart here.
飞侠在此
Yeah, cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing.
取消国葬 让国王别再号哭了
Flash is "not" dead. I simply ran out of "juice!"
飞侠还未亡 我只是不够存货了!
Yeah, and before all the girls start saying,
是的 在那些小妞开始号哭
Oh, what's the point of living anymore,
"我们的人生还有什么意义"之前
I'm talking about petrol! Woof, woof!
我指的是汽油!
Yeah, I dumped the kite on the proles, so send a car.
是啊 我把那小风筝扔到 荒郊野外去了 所以派辆车来
General Melchett's driver should do.
梅棋将军的司机就行了
She hangs around with the big nobs, so she'll be used to a fellow like me
她总是跟着大人物四处晃 所以她和我在一起会很自然的
Woof, woof!
Look, do you think you could make your obscene phone call somewhere else?
听着 你能否移驾别处打色情电话?
No, not in half an hour, you rubber-desk johnny.
不 别等半小时 你这木脑瓜皮诺曹
Send the bitch with the wheels right now, or I'll fly back to England
立马把那带轮子的小骚狐狸精派来 不然我就飞回英国
and give your wife something to hang her towels on.
给你老婆送条棍子挂毛巾
Okay, dig out your best booze and let's talk about me 'til the car comes.
好吧 把你最好的酒摆上来 边等着边听我说自传
You must be pretty impressed having squadron commander The Lord Flashheart
你一定非常吃惊空军队长飞侠指挥官
drop in on your squalid bit of line.
掉进你这小粪坑
Actually, no. I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief
实际上 完全不 我反而对上次 擤鼻涕后残留在手帕上之物
the last time I blew my nose.
颇感惊奇
- Yeah, like hell. - Huh, huh.
是啊 鬼才信
You've probably got little piccies of me on the walls of your dugout, haven't you?
说不定你在防空洞的墙上 贴着我的小照片呢 是不是?
I bet you go all girly and giggly every time you "look at me"!
我敢打赌每次看我的相片 都会变得嗲嗲痴痴的!
I'm afraid not.
很抱歉不是
Unfortunately, most of the infantry think you're a prat.
很不巧 大部分士兵都认为你是个窝囊废
Ask them who they'd prefer to meet,
问问他们最想见到谁
Squadron Commander Flashheart
空军队长飞侠指挥官
and the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen,
还是阿伯丁市扫厕所的掏粪工
and they'd go for Wee Jock "Poo-Pong" Mcplop every time.
他们每次都会去找"茅山噗通彘男"
Ha ha ha ha!
哈哈哈哈!
So when that fellow looped-the-loop, I honestly thought that, that, that...
当那家伙在空中翻筋斗 我差点以为他 他 他...
- My God! - Yes, I suppose I am.
- 上帝! - 是啊 就是我
Lord Flashheart, this is the greatest honor of my life.
飞侠指挥官 此乃我今生无尚的荣耀
I hope I snuff it right now to preserve this moment forever.
我愿一死将此刻永存我心
It could be arranged.
这点可以帮你安排
Lord Flashheart, I want to learn to write
飞侠指挥官 我想学写字
so I can send a letter home about this golden moment.
好给家里人写信诉说这光荣的一刻
So all the fellows hate me, eh?
这么说大家都讨厌我?
Not a bit of it. I'm your bloody hero, eh, old scout?
一点也不 我是你伟大的英雄 对吗 老侦察机?
Jesus!
天哪!
My lord, I've got every cigarette card they ever printed of you.
大人 只要是印了你头像的香烟卡片 我都一个不漏的买下
My whole family took up smoking
我全家动员吸烟
just so that we could get the whole set.
就是为了集齐全套
My grandmother smoked herself to death
我祖母抽烟到死
so we could afford the album.
只为了塞满集邮册
Of course she did, of course she did,
当然 当然
The poor love-crazed old octogenarian.
可怜的疯狂八十高龄老崇拜者们
Well, all right, you fellows.
好吧 大伙们
Let's sit us down and yarn about how amazingly attractive I am.
让我们坐下听我扯我有多帅吧
Yes, would you excuse me for a moment? I've got some urgent business.
等等 能否恕我失陪一下? 我有件紧要事
There's a bucket outside I've got to be sick into.
外面有桶一个等着我吐满
Yooo-hooo!
哟呼!
All right, you chaps, let's get comfy.
好啦 伙计们 我们坐下舒爽点
You look like a decent British bloke. I'll park the old booties on you if that's okay.
你看起来是个像模像样的英国小伙 能让我停靠一下腿棒子吗
It would be an honor, my lord.
非常荣幸 大人
Of course it would! Ha!
当然是的! 哈!
Ah... Have you any idea what it's like
你知道风呼啸着从
to have the wind rushing through your hair?
发际穿过是什么感觉吗?
No, sir.
不知道 先生
He has! Lucky devil!
他知道了! 幸运的死家伙!
So I flew straight through her bedroom window, popped a box of chocs on the dressing table,
我从她窗户呼啸而入 将一包巧克力投向梳妆台
machine-gunned my telephone number into the wall,
用机关枪将我的电话号码在墙上打出
and then shot off and shagged her sister.
然后开枪将她妹妹搞得筋疲力尽
Driver Parkhurst reporting for duty, my lord.
司机帕克赫斯特报道 大人 (Parkhurst有供停靠的小树丛之意)
Well, well, well. If it isn't little Bobby Parkhurst...
瞧 瞧 瞧瞧 这不是小博比·帕克赫斯特吗
Saucier than a direct hit on a Heinz factory.
比直接命中亨氏食品工厂更湿
- I've come to pick you up. - Well, that's how like my girls...
- 我是来接您的 - 这就是为什么我喜欢我的女人
direct and to my point. Woof!
又直又准
Woof!
YES! Tally ho, then! Back to the bar.
棒死了 该返程了
You should join the Flying Corps, George.
你应该加入空军 乔治
That's the way to fight a war.
这才是真正的打仗
Tasty tuck, soft beds and a uniform so smart
美食 软床 连制服都帅得掉渣
It's got a Ph.D. From Cambridge.
它甚至拿到了剑桥的哲学博士学位
You could even bring the breath monster here.
你甚至可以把这口臭怪人带去
Anyone can be a navigator If he can tell his arse from his elbow.
任何人都可以当领航员 只要他能分辨手肘和屁股
Well, that's Baldrick out, I fear...
照这么说 恐怕包里克就没戏了
We're always looking for talented types To join the Twenty-Minuters.
我们一直在找有才能的家伙加入20分钟小队
- And there goes George. - Tally ho, then, Bobby.
- 这样乔治也得出局 - 那么我们走啦 博比
Hush, here comes a whiz-bang
安静 等下来一个双响炮
and I think you know what I'm talking about!
我猜你懂我的意思!
- Woof! - Woof!
God, it's like crufts in here!
天哪 简直就是狗展!
I say, sir, what a splendid notion.
长官 我得说这真是绝妙的主意
The Twenty-Minuters.
20分钟小队
Soft tucker, tasty beds, fluffy uniforms.
软食 美床 绒毛制服
Begging your permission, sir,
请求允许提问 长官
but why do they call them the Twenty Minuters?
为何他们自称为20分钟小队?
Ah, now, yes,
是的 没错
Now this one is in my brooke bond "Book Of The Air."
这条在我超级豪华插画版"飞行年鉴"上有
Now, you have to collect all the cards
你得收集全套的卡片
and then stick them into this wonderful presentation booklet.
然后插入这本精彩的科普小册子
Er...
Ah, here we are, Twenty-Minuters.
在这 20分钟小队
Oh, damn! Haven't got the card yet.
该死的! 这张卡还没收集到
Ah, but the caption says "Twenty minutes
但是其说明为 "20分钟"
"is the average amount of time new pilots spend in the air."
"指飞行员新手在空中的平均花费时间"
- Twenty minutes. - That's right, sir.
- 20分钟 - 是的 长官
I had a twenty-hour watch yesterday,
我昨天才站了20小时的岗
With four hours overtime, in two feet of water.
还加了4小时班 并且是在2英尺深的水中
Well then, for goodness sake, sir, why don't we join?
那么长官 看在老天的份上 我们为何不加入呢?
Yeah, be better than just sitting around here all day on our elbows.
是啊 总好过我们整天在这闲坐在肘上
No, thank you. I have no desire to hang around With a bunch of upper-class delinquents,
不 谢谢 我绝无与一帮 上流社会流氓共事的想法
do twenty minutes work,
干20分钟活
and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris,
然后用剩下的时间在巴黎游荡
drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink,
成吨的喝香槟 再让一群放荡的
highly-experienced young French peasant girls
经验极其丰富的年轻法国乡下妞
galloping up and down my...
在我身上上上下下的骑...
Hang on.
等等
Come!
请进!
Ah, Captain Blackadder.
黑爵士上尉
Good morning, Captain Darling.
早上好 宝贝儿上尉
What do you want?
你想干嘛?
You're looking so well.
你真是帅呆了
I'm a busy man, Blackadder. Let's hear it, whatever it is.
我很忙 黑爵士 你想怎样 说吧
Well, you know, Darling,
这个 你知道吗 宝贝儿
-Every man has a dream... - Hmmm...
每个男人都有个梦想...
and when I was a small boy,
当我尚且年幼时
I used to watch the marsh warblers swooping in my mothers undercroft,
我经常眼见沼泽鸣鸟飞扑入我母亲的地穴
and I remember thinking, 'will men ever dare do the same? '
我记得当时曾想 "人也敢如此吗?"
- And you know... - Oh, you want to join the Royal Flying Corps?
- 知道吗... - 你想加入皇家陆军航空队?
Oh, that's a thought.
这主意不错
- Could I? - No, you couldn't!
- 我可以吗? - 不 你不能!
Good-bye!
再见!
Look, come on, Darling, just give me an application form.
得了 宝贝儿 快给我一张申请表
It's out of the question.
这绝不可能
This is simply a ruse to waste five months of training
这只是场诡计 让你先 白白浪费5个月的训时间练
after which you'll claim you can't fly after all because it makes your ears go "pop".
之后你会发现你完全不能当飞行员 因为那会让你耳朵爆裂
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday, Blackadder.
得了吧 我又不是三岁小孩 黑爵士
More's the pity, we could have started your personality from scratch.
这么说来更加遗憾 我们本可以让你从零学起
So, the training period is five months, is it?
那么训练期是5个月 是吗?
It's no concern of yours if it's five years
如果你想训练个5年
and comes with a free holiday in Tunisia, contraceptives supplied.
再附送赴突尼斯度假 还配免费避孕物品的话 绝对没门
Besides, they wouldn't admit you.
另外 他们绝对不会允许你加入的
It's not easy getting transfers, you know.
知道吗 想调动可不容易
Oh, you've tried it yourself, have you?
你已经自己试过了 是吗?
No, I haven't.
不 我没有
Trust you to try and skive off to some cushy option.
或我猜你一定是想开溜去干轻松的活吧
There's nothing cushy about life in the Womens' Auxiliary Balloon Corps.
妇女后勤气球队的生活可绝不轻松
...And then the bishop said,
然后主教说道
I'm awfully sorry, I didn't realize you meant organist.
"我非常抱歉 我不知道你是指风琴演奏者"
???
Thank you, George.
谢谢 乔治
At ease, everybody. Now, where's my map?
各位稍息 接下来 地图在哪?
- Come on. - Sir!
- 拿来 - 长官!
Thank you.
谢谢
God, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?
天哪 这真是一片空无一物 寸草不生的沙漠啊 不是吗?
The other side, sir!
在另一边 长官!
Hello, George. What are you doing here?
你好 乔治 你来这里干嘛?
Me, sir? I just popped in to join the Royal Flying Corps.
我吗? 长官 我是来加入皇家陆军航空队的
Hello, Blackadder. What are you doing here?
你好 黑爵士 你来这里干嘛?
Me, sir? I just popped in to join the Royal Flying Corps.
我吗? 长官 我是来加入 皇家陆军航空队的
And, of course, I said...
是的 但我说过...
Bravo, I hope, Darling.
太棒了 我万望如此 宝贝儿
Because, you know, I've always had my doubts about you trenchy-type fellows.
你知道吗 因为我一直对 你们这些战壕耗子们很费解
Always suspected there might be a bit too much
总是神经兮兮 疑神疑鬼
of the battle-dodging, nappy-wearing,
胆小怯战 穿着古怪
I'd-rather-have-a-cup-of-tea- Than-charge-stark-naked- at-Jerry about you.
疯狂对人显摆
But if you're willing to join the Twenty-Minuters,
但是如果你们志愿加入20分钟小队
Then you're all right by me and welcome to marry my sister any day.
那么我绝对同意 并且欢迎随时来迎娶我妹妹
Are you sure about this, sir?
你确定吗 长官?
Certainly, you should hear the noise she makes
当然 你应该来见识一下她
when she eats a boiled egg.
吞熟鸡蛋时弄出的那动静
Be glad to get her out of the house.
将她赶出家门真是老天保佑
So, report back here 09:00 hours for your basic training.
那么 9点正来此处报道参加初步培训
Crikey! I'm looking forward to today.
爽啊! 我老早就盼着今天了
Up-diddly-up, down-diddly-down,
上跳跳 下窜窜
Whoops-poop, twiddly-dee.
左搞搞 右晃晃??? Whoops-poop, twiddly-dee.
Decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron,
和恐怖的红男爵过招 体面地中弹 (红男爵 一战德军王牌飞行员 曼弗雷德·冯·里奇特霍芬)
a bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines,
再欢快俗套的在敌占区坠毁着陆
capture, torture, escape and then back home in time for tea and medals.
被捕 拷问 逃脱 及时赶回喝茶 领勋章
George, who's using the family brain-cell at the moment?
乔治 现在是谁在用你那祖传的脑细胞?
This is just the beginning of the training.
训练才刚刚开始
The beginning of five long months of very clever,
这只是5个漫漫长月的开始 期间聪明绝顶之人
very dull men looking at machinery.
和愚蠢之极之人将和机械大眼瞪小眼
Hey, girls! Look at my machinery!
姑娘们! 看看我的机械!
Enter a man who has no underwear Ask me why.
我不着内裤出场 问我原因
Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?
您为何不穿内裤 飞侠指挥官?
Because the pants haven't been built yet that can take the job on.
因为能担此重任的内裤 还没出世呢
And that's the type of guy who's doing the training around here.
此乃你们教官的本色
Sit down!
坐下!
Well, well, well, well, well.
If it isn't old Captain Slack Bladder.
这不是老皮软脚虾黑爵士上尉吗
Blackadder.
黑爵士
Couldn't resist it, eh, Slack Bladder?
经不住诱惑啦? 软脚虾黑爵士
Told you you thought I was great.
今天让你开开眼
All right men, let's dooooo it!
好啦 伙计们 我们开...干!
The first thing to remember is:
要记住的第一件事是
Always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
待你的座驾如待女人
How... how do you mean, sir? Do you mean...
长官 你的意识是? 你是指...
Do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
你是指周末带她回家见娘亲?
No, I mean get inside her five times a day
不 我的意思是每天上她5次
and take her to heaven and back!
带她上天入地
I'm beginning to see why the Suffragette Movement want the vote.
我开始明白为何妇女要争取投票权了
Hey, hey!
any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings
任何小鸟只要愿意匍匐于我虎躯之下
- and suffer a jet movement gets my vote! - Er, right.
并忍受一番活塞运动 就可以赢得我的投票!
Well, I'll see you in ten minutes for take-off.
好啦 10分钟后准备起飞 我们到时见
Hang on, hang on!
等等 等等!
What about the months of training?
那数月的培训哪去了?
Hey, wet-pants!
嘿 你个尿不湿!
This isn't the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps.
这儿不是什么妇女后勤气球队
You're in the Twenty-Minuters now.
你现在已经加入20分钟小队了
Er, sir... YES,Sir!
呃 长官... 是的 长官!
Prat at the back!
后排的傻蛋!
I think we'd all be intrigued to know
我想大家都非常有兴趣知道
why you're called the Twenty-Minuters.
为何这称为20分钟小队
Oh, Mister Thicko. Imagine not knowing that.
傻蛋先生 竟然连着都不知道
Well, it's simple!
这概念很简单!
The average life expectancy for a new pilot is twenty minutes.
飞行员新手在空中的平均生存时间是20分钟
Ah...
啊...
Life expectancy... of twenty minutes.
平均生存时间...是20分钟
That's right.
没错
Goggles on, chocks away, last one back's a homo!
戴上护目镜 拔掉木楔 最后一个返航的是同性恋!
Hurray!
万岁!
So, we take off in ten minutes,
那么 我们10分钟后起飞
we're in the air for twenty minutes,
我们在空中停留20分钟
which means we should be dead by twenty-five to ten.
这么意味着我们在9点45分就该没命了
Hairy blighters, sir.
真是脑子进水了 长官
This is a bit of a turn-up for the plus fours.
那个灯笼裤真是给了个大惊喜啊
I shouldn't worry about it too much, Blackadder.
如果是我的话就不用如此担心 黑爵士
Flying's all about navigation.
飞行 全在导航上
As long as you've got a good navigator,
只要你有个好导航员
I'm sure you'll be fine.
我敢肯定你会一切顺利的
Actually, they're right. This is a doddle.
实际上 他们说得对 这真是小菜一碟
-Careful, sir! - Whoops, whoops, a little wobble there.
- 小心 长官! - 喔 喔 有点小晃荡
I'll get the hang of it, don't worry.
我总会摸到窍门的 别担心
All right, Baldrick, how many rounds have we got?
好啦 包里克 我们飞多少圈了?
Er, five hundred, sir.
5百 长官
Cheese and tomato for you, rat for me.
干酪和西红柿给你 老鼠归我
Tally-bally ho!
活见三辈子的鬼!
What's this, sir?
这是什么 长官?
Baldrick! Baldrick!
包里克! 包里克!
Will you stop arsing about and get back in the plane!
你能不能别傻呼呼的乱动 快滚回飞机里!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Hey, sir, I can see a pretty red plane from up here.
长官 我从这能看到一架美丽的红飞机
Schnell! Da unten! Ha ha ha!
(德语)快点! 下面! 哈哈哈!
Oh, no!
不要!
Watch out, Baldrick, it's stood right on our tail.
小心 包里克 它紧咬着我们的尾巴
Yes, now this is developing into a distinctly boring situation,
好啦 这下将演变成一出再明显不过的老俗套
but we're still on our side of the line
但幸运的是我们还是在我方占领区
So I'll crash-land and claim my ears went "pop" first time out.
所以我将迫降并宣称我的耳朵首次爆裂
- Ooh, let's hope we fall on something soft! - Fine.
- 让我们祈祷坠落到什么软东西上! - 好吧
I'll try and aim between General Melchett's ears!
我会试着对准梅棋将军的双耳之间的!
I don't believe it. A German prison cell.
真难以置信 德国人的囚室
For two and a half years the western front has been
近2年半来 西线的蠕动
as likely to move as a Frenchman who lives next door to a brothel,
就宛如住在妓院隔壁的法国猪
and last night the Germans advance a mile and we land on the wrong side.
但昨晚德国人推进了一哩 而我们就正降落到对方怀抱
Ooh, dear, Captain B, my tummy's gone all squirty.
亲爱的黑上尉 我的胃都翻天了
That's because you're scared, Baldrick, and you're not the only one.
那是因为你吓坏了 包里克 害怕的不仅是你一个
I couldn't be more petrified if a wild rhinoceros
我现在已经胆颤心惊 宛如一只野蛮的犀牛
had just come home from a hard day at the swamp
才从沼泽里度过烦躁的一天归来
and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife.
发现我竟然穿着它的睡衣 抽着它的雪茄 在它床上享受它的娇妻
I've heard what these Germans will do, sir.
我听说过德国人将会怎样 长官
They'll have their wicked way with anything of woman born.
他们会放开怀享受任何性别的人类
Well, in that case, Baldrick, you're quite safe.
这么说来的话 包里克 你挺安全的
However, the teutonic reputation for brutality is well-founded...
但是 日耳曼人的野蛮乃实至名归
Their operas last three or four days,
他们的歌剧长达3、4天
and they have no word for "fluffy".
他们的字典里没有"愚蠢"
I want my mum!
我要妈妈!
Yes, it'd be good to see her.
是啊 她能来真是太棒了
I should imagine a maternally-outraged gorilla
可以想象一只疯狂护犊的大猩猩
could be a useful ally when it comes to the final scrap.
在最终挣扎的时候将是可靠的盟友
Prepare to die like a man, Baldrick.
准备好男人般的牺牲 包里克
Or as close as you can come to a man without actually shaving the palms of your hands.
或者你可以尽量假装成男人
Good evening.
晚上好
I am Oberleutnant Von Gerhardt.
我是冯·戈哈德中尉
I have a message from the Baron Von Richthoven...
我带来里奇特霍芬男爵的一条口信
The greatest living German.
他乃是德国最伟大的男人
Which, considering his competition consists entirely of very fat men in leather shorts,
是啊 想到这比赛只是臃肿的肥男穿皮短裤
burping to the tune of She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain,
哼儿歌"她绕山而来"
is no great achievement.
那么这也算不上什么大成就
Quiet!
安静!
And what is your message?
你带来的口信是?
"Prepare for a fate worse than death,
是"准备好生不如死吧"
- English flying fellow." - Oh.
- "英国小鸟们" - 噢
- So, it's the traditional warm German welcome. - Correct.
- 这么说是传统的德国式欢迎 - 正确
Also, he is saying, "Do not try to escape or you will suffer even worse."
同时 他还说 "别想逃跑 那样只会受更多折磨"
"a fate worse than a fate worse than death."
"比生不如死更加生不如死"
That's pretty bad. ????
那可真是严重啊
Yes, well, you see, It's all very well for you, isn't it,
是啊 看看 这对你来说真是不错 是吗
Sitting here behind yer, behind yer, behind yer comfy desk!
呆坐在你那...你那...舒服的桌后!
Don't you take that tone with me, Lieutenant, or I'll have you on a charge for insubordination.
你胆敢用着种口气和我说话 中尉 不然我以不服从命令指控你
Well, I'd rather be on a charge for insubordination than on a charge of deserting a friend.
我宁愿被指控不服从命令 也不愿被指控抛弃战友
- How dare you talk to me like that! - How dare I?
- 你竟然胆敢这样对我说话! - 我不敢?
Now, then, now then, now, now, then, now then,
好啦 好啦 好...好...啦 好啦
now then, then now...
好啦 啦好 好啦 啦好
Now then, what's going on here?
好啦 怎么回事?
That damn fool Blackadder has crashed his plane behind enemy lines, sir.
那个傻瓜黑爵士在敌占区坠机了 长官
This young idiot wants to go and try rescue him.
这个傻小子想去救他
It's a total waste of men and equipment.
这完全是浪费人力物力
He's not a damn fool, sir, he's a bally hero.
他不是个傻瓜 长官 他是个超级大英雄
All right. All right.
好啦 好啦
I'll deal with this, Darling.
我来处理此事 宝贝儿
Delicate touch needed, I fancy.
我认为 这需要高超的处理技巧
Now, George,
听我说 乔治
Do you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper for your sixth birthday?
你还记得我去参加 你6岁生日宴会时的情景吗?
You used to have a lovely little rabbit...
你曾有个可爱的小兔子
Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?
非常漂亮的小东西 还记得吗?
- Flossy. - That's right, Flossy.
- 小毛坨 - 对 小毛坨
Do you remember what happened to Flossy?
你还记得小毛坨出什么事了吗?
You shot him.
你枪杀了它
That's right. It was the kindest thing to do
没错 此乃仁慈之举
after he'd been run over by that car.
在它被汽车碾过之后
- By your car, sir. - Yes, by my car.
- 是被你的车 长官 - 没错 是我的车
But that too was an act of mercy
但这也是仁慈之举
when you would remember that that dog had been set on him.
你还记得有条狗对它垂涎不已
- Your dog, sir. - Yes, yes, my dog.
- 你的狗 长官 - 是的 是的 我的狗
But what I'm trying to say, George,
但是我的意思是 乔治
is that the state young flossy was in after we'd scraped him off my front tire
当时那被从我的车前轮 剥下来的小毛坨的状况
is very much the state that young Blackadder will be in now.
正和年轻的黑爵士现在的处境一致
If not very nearly dead, then very actually dead.
就算不是将死 也是已经半死
- Permission for lip to wobble, sir? - Permission granted.
- 请求吐舌头 长官 - 同意请求
Stout fellow.
坚强点 小伙子
But surely, sir, you must allow me to at least try and save him.
但是长官 你至少得允许我去试试救他
No, George. It would be as pointless as trying to teach a woman
不 乔治 这简直就如教一名妇女
the value of a good, forward defensive stroke.
良好的进攻性防御的价值般无用
Besides, it would take a superman to get him out of there,
另外 只有超人能将他从那解救出来
not the kind of weed who blubs
而不是一个软蛋 哭啼啼的就因为
just because somebody gives him a slice of rabbit pie instead of birthday cake.
有人给他一片兔子薄饼而不是生日蛋糕
- Well, I suppose you're right, sir. - 'Course I am.
- 好吧 我想您是对的 长官 - 我当然是
Now, let's talk about something more jolly, shall we?
现在让我们谈谈让人高兴的事 好吗?
Look, this is the amount of land we've recaptured since yesterday.
看 这是我们昨天至今夺得的地盘
Oh, excellent.
太棒了
Um, what is the actual scale of this map, Darling?
这幅地图的比例是多少 宝贝儿?
- Um, one-to-one, sir. - Come again?
- 一比一 长官 - 再说一遍?
Er, the map is actually life-size, sir. It's superbly detailed.
地图是按照实际大小的 长官 此地图相当之详尽
- Look, there's a little worm. - Oh, yes.
- 看 这儿还有只小虫 - 噢 是的
So the actual amount of land retaken is...?
所以我们重新夺回的地区大小是?
Excuse me, sir.
请让一下 长官
Seventeen square feet, sir.
十七平方英尺 长官
- Excellent. - So you see, young Blackadder didn't die horribly in vain after all.
- 很好 - 由此可见 年轻的黑爵士死得并不是毫无价值
If he did die, sir.
如果他真的死了呢 长官
That's the spirit, George.
正是这股劲 乔治
If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness
我们要深沉 假装胸有成竹
to look facts in the face will see us through.
免得被人看穿
So!
看看!
I am the Red Baron von Richthoven
我是红男爵冯·奇特霍芬
and you are the two English flying aces
你们是那两位英国王牌飞行员
responsible for the spilling of the precious German blood
该为我许多最好的以及金发碧眼的朋友们
of many of my finest and my blondest friends.
将宝贵的鲜血洒在长空负责
I have waited many months to do this.
我等了好多个月想这么做了
You may have been right, Balders.
你或许说对了 包得丝
Looks like we're going to get rogered to death after all.
看来我们真的会被蹂躏致死
Do you want me to go first, sir?
你想让我先上吗 长官?
You English and your sense of humour.
你们的英国口音 你们的幽默
During your brief stay, I look forward to learning more of your wit,
在你们短暂的停留期间 我希望能学到更多你们的智慧
your punning and your amusing jokes about the breaking of the wind.
你们的双关语以及你们 那关于扇翅膀的有趣笑话
- Well, Baldrick's the expert there. - I certainly am, sir.
- 这个嘛 包里克正是专家 - 我正是 长官
How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing.
你们英国人觉得厕所 那么有趣真是太幸福了
For us, it is a mundane and functional item.
对我们来说 那只是五谷轮回之所罢了
For you, the basis of an entire culture.
对你们来说 那是整个文明的基础
I must now tell you of the full horror of what awaits you.
我现在得给你们讲讲等待 你们的是何种恐怖的命运
Ah, you see, Balders. dress it up in any amount of pompous verbal diarrhoea,
看到了吧 包得丝 用那华而不实的谎言包裹着
and the message is "squareheads down
其意义还是 "德国流民"
"for the big boche gang-bang."
"前来搞场日耳曼式轮奸"
As an officer and a gentleman,
作为一名军官以及绅士
you will be looking forward to a quick and noble death.
你们将面临光荣而简洁的死刑
Well, obviously.
很明显如此
But, instead, an even worse fate awaits you.
但是恰恰相反 一个更加糟糕的命运等待着你们
Tomorrow you will be taken back to Germany...
明天你们将被带回德国
Here it comes!
好戏来了!
...to a convent school outside Heidelberg,
去海德堡市外一间女修道院学校
where you will spend the rest of the war
然后你们将这战争的余下时光里
teaching the young girls home economics.
教年轻姑娘们家政学
Er...
For you, as a man of honor,
对于你 做为一个男人
the humiliation will be unbearable!
这将是无法承受的耻辱!
Oh, I think you'll find we're tougher than you imagine.
我想你会发现我们比你想象的更坚强
Ha! I can tell how much you are suffering by your long feces.
我可以从你那板着的长脸看出你有多痛苦
We're not suffering too much to say thank you."
我们还没痛苦到说不出谢谢的地步
- Thank you
谢谢 说谢谢 包里克
Thank you, Baldrick.
谢谢 包里克
How amusing. But now, forgive me.
真有趣 但现在 请恕我失陪
I must take to the skies once again.
我必须再次飞上蓝天
Very funny.
真有趣
The noble Lord Flashheart still eludes me.
那高贵的飞侠指挥官始终躲着我
I think you'll find he's overrated.
我想你会发现他名过其实
Bad breath and...
口臭 还...
impotent, they say.
阳痿 他们是这么说的
Sexual innuendo.
性暗示
But enough of this.
但到此为止
As you say in England, I must fly.
如你们英国的说法 我必须起飞了
Perhaps I will master this humour after all, ja?
说不定我终会掌握 这幽默的窍门 是不?
I wouldn't be too optimistic.
我对此不太乐观 先生
Oh, and the little fellow,
那小家伙
If you get lonely in the night, I'm in the old chateau.
如果你晚上寂寞了 我在古堡等你
There's no pressure.
没有故意强求
Pratfall!
四脚朝天!
Is it really true, sir?
真的如此吗 长官?
- Is the war really over for us? - Yup!
- 我们的战斗真的结束了吗? - 是也!
Out of the war and teaching nuns how to boil eggs.
远离战争 去教尼姑们如何煮鸡蛋
For us, the great war is finito.
对我们而言 没有什么伟大的战争
A war that would be a damn sight simpler
如果我们乖乖的待在英国
if we'd just stayed in England and shot fifty thousand of our men a week.
每周杀5万个自己人 将会轻松得多
No more mud, death, rats, bombs, shrapnel,
不会再有泥泞 死亡 老鼠 炸弹 榴散弹
whiz-bangs, barbed wire and those bloody awful songs
高速弹 满是刺的铁丝网 还有哪些糟糕的歌曲
that have the word "whoops" in the title.
竟然将"唉呀"做歌名
Oh, damn! He's... he's left the door open.
该死! 他竟然...他竟然忘记关门了
Oh, good! We can escape, sir.
太好了! 我们可以逃跑 长官
Are you mad, Baldrick?
你疯了吗 包里克?
I'll find someone to lock it for us.
我去找人帮我们锁上
Ssh! Keep-ee! Mum's the word! Not 'arf, or what?
嘘! 小声! 别说话! 别乱吠 不然就...
Sir, why did you just slam the door on Lieutenant George?
长官 你为何将乔治中尉关在门外?
I can't believe it. Go away!
我不敢相信 滚开!
It's me. It's me.
是我 是我
But what the hell are you doing here?
但是你在这干嘛?
Oh, never mind the hows and the whys
不用管原因以及过程
and the do-you-mind- If-I-don'ts.
还有如果不来你介意吗
But it would have taken a superman to get in here.
但是只有超人才有能耐到这里
Well, it's funny you should say that,
你这么说真是恰好中的
because as it happens I did have some help from a rather spiffing bloke.
因为我确实恰好得到 一个非常出色的家伙的帮助
He's taken a break from some crucial top-level shagging.
他恰好由某至关重要的 高水平追逐中偷空休息一下
- It... it's me, hurray - Hurray!
- 是...是我 万岁 - 万岁!
God's potatoes, George.
上帝的土豆啊 乔治
You said Noble Brother Flyers were in the lurch.
你说是高贵的飞行员兄弟身陷困境
If I'd known you meant Old Slack Bladder
如果你指老皮软脚虾黑爵士
and the mound of the Hound Of The Baskervilles,
还有这坨巴什克维尔的猎犬
I'd probably have let them stew in their own juice.
我宁可扔下他们吃自己的“果汁”
And let me tell you, if I ever tried that, I'd probably drown.
让我告诉你 如果 我那样试的话 估计会淹死
Still, since I'm here, I may as well "doooo" it.
但是 竟然我来了 我还是接着做...做下去
As the bishop said to the netball team,
正如主教对手网球队所言 (netball 一种类似篮球的球赛)
Come on, chums!
走吧 闺友们!
Come on.
走吧
Yes, yes. Look, I'm sorry, chaps,
好的 好的 但是很抱歉 大伙们
But I've splintered my pancreas.
但我的胰腺裂了
Erm, and I seem to have this terrible cough.
我还有这强烈的咳嗽
C- Guards! C- Guards!
咳- 守卫! 咳- 守卫!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
等 等 等 等 等等
Now, I may be packing the kind of tackle
就算我有思想装备
that you'd normally expect to find swinging about
你更希望在英国越野障碍赛马
between the hind legs of a Grand National winner,
的胜者的双腿下鬼混
But I'm not totally stupid,
但是我并不是彻头彻尾的傻瓜
and I've got the kind of feeling
但是我有种感觉
you'd rather we hadn't come.
你希望我们根本不要来
No, no, no, I'm very grateful. It's just that I'd slow you up.
不 不 不 我非常之感激 只是我会拖累你们
I think I'm beginning to understand.
我想我开始了解了
Are... are you?
是...是吗?
Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by "sitting" on it,
尽管我就算坐着都可以让那玩意高潮迭起
doesn't mean that I'm not sick of this damn war:
并不代表我并不厌恶这该死的战争
The blood, the noise, the endless poetry.
那鲜血 那喧嚣声 那无止境的诗歌
Is that really what you think, Flashheart?
你真的是这么想的吗 飞侠?
Course it's not what I think.
我当然是这么想的
Now get out that door before I redecorate that wall an interesting new colour called "hint of brain."
现在快点滚出这道门 不然我就给 后面的墙壁上新油漆 其名为"脑精华"
- Excellent. Well, that's clear. - Let's get back to that lovely war, then!
真棒 这下就清楚了 让我们回到那美妙的战争去吧
- Woof! Woof! - Bark!
- 喔! 喔! - 汪汪!
Not so fast, Blackadder.
没这么快 黑爵士
Oh, damn! Foiled again! What bad luck!
该死的! 又失败了! 真是坏运气!
Ah, and the Lord Flashheart.
飞侠指挥官
This is indeed an honor.
真是荣幸啊
Finally, the two greatest gentleman flyers in the world meet.
终于世界上最伟大的两位飞行员相遇了
Two men of honor, who have jousted togethe
两位荣耀的骑士 才在光辉的天空中决斗过
face to face at last.
终于面对面相遇了
How often I have rehearsed this moment of destiny in my dreams.
我曾多少次在脑海中 幻想过这命运的交锋啊
The opportunity to encapsulate the unspoken nobility of our comradeship...
将我们这未曾言表的高贵同志之情 公之天下的机会
What a poof!
真是恶心!
- Hello, Darling. - Good lord.
- 你好 宝贝儿 - 天哪
Captain Blackadder, I thought you were...
黑爵士上尉 我以为你...
- Playing tennis? - No.
- 去玩网球了? - 不
- Dead? - Well, yes, unfortunately.
- 死了? - 这个 很不幸 是的
Well, I had a lucky escape, no thanks to you.
但是我很幸运的逃脱了 就不感激你了
This is a friend of mine.
这是我的朋友
Hi, cretin.
你好 白痴
Flashheart, this is captain Darling.
飞侠 这位是宝贝儿上尉
Captain Darling?
宝贝儿上尉?
Funny name for a guy, isn't it?
男人起这名字很搞笑 不是吗?
Last person I called "darling" was pregnant twenty seconds later.
我上一个称呼"宝贝儿"的人二十秒后就怀孕了
Hear you couldn't be bothered to help old slacky here.
听说你不肯费神帮帮这位老皮软脚虾
Er, well, it... It wasn't quite that, sir.
这个...这样说不对 长官
It's just that we weighed up the pros and cons,
我们只是权衡了好处和坏处
and decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources.
然后觉得这并不是一个 合理的使用我们的时间和资源的理由
Well, this isn't a reasonable use of my time and resources,
这也不是合理的使用 我的时间和资源的理由
- but I'm going to do it anyway. - What?
- 但是我还是打算这么做 - 什么?
- This! - Oh!
这个!
All right, slacky!
好啦 软脚虾
All right, slacky! I've got to fly.
好啦 软脚虾 我得去飞了
Two million chicks, only one Flashheart.
2百万只小菜鸟 只有一个飞侠
And remember, if you want something, take it. Bobby!
记住 如果你想要什么 就去拿 博比
- My lord! - I want something!
- 长官! - 我想要
- Take it! - Woof!
拿去!
Git!
饭桶!
- Ah, Blackadder, so you escaped. - Yes, sir.
- 黑爵士 这么说你逃出来了 - 是的 长官
Bravo!
好啊!
Don't slouch, Darling.
别偷懒 宝贝儿
I was wondering whether, having been tortured
我正想请示 在被德国军队中
by the most vicious sadist of the German army,
最凶狠的野蛮的虐待狂拷问过后
I might be allowed a week's leave to recuperate.
我能否请求一星期的假期养伤
Excellent idea.
很棒的主意
Your commanding officer would have to be stark raving mad to refuse you.
你的长官如果拒绝你一定是彻头彻尾的疯子
"You" are my commanding officer.
"你"正是我的长官
Well?
那么?
Can I have a week's leave to recuperate, sir?
我能否请求一星期的假期养伤 长官?
Certainly not!
当然不能!
- Thank you, sir. - Baaaaaah!
- 谢谢 长官 - 咩
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