SOMETIME DURING EPISODE 6
How many times do you have to lose before you throw in the towel?
But I must understand.
That emotion experienced whilst imbibing in soda, expressed by thine "wheeew".
Yeah?
Alas... H2CO3...
Else known as carbonic acid, then incorporated into an aqueous solution to produce "soda",
has the persistent effect of triggering a malfunction in my facial muscle control algorithm...
Whew!
Gavan Off Duty
Complementary Investigation
To Overcome Soda
The series "Gavan Off-Duty" is a spin-off project that may or may not touch upon
the everyday lives of various Galactic Federation Police members beyond what is depicted in the television series.
These are their stories.
We see the Gavans face trials and hardships on the job day and night,
but what about when they are off duty?
Little do they expect the epic events that may transpire in their downtime.
This is not a record of their battles, but of the stories to be found in between.
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You know your face will just go goofy again.
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Surely... there must be a way!
Sir Hisoh?
You suggest I dilute the soda with this lemon?
Yes, of course...
And there he goes.
Indeed, diluting the concoction shall reduce its carbonation,
perhaps even making it possible for one such as I to imbibe.
A splendid idea.
I thank you for your input.
And yet... I see an ill augury.
The added sourness from the extra lemon may just make it more difficult to withstand.
So "duh," isn't it?
Of course! The answer is tea!
Tea?
'Tis said warriors of old would master "the Way of Tea" to control their physical and mental faculties!
Like a tea ceremony?
"Know thine enemy and thyself, and you need not fear 100 battles!"
To prepare for my bout against soda, I shall require tea...
Looks like I just drank the last of it.
Sorry 'bout that.
H... How could this be...?!
Surely... there must be an answer!
So "duh"!
Miso soup!
Huh?
I pour a small amount of soda into a piping hot bowl of miso soup!
Oh, that's gross.
Obfuscating it within an everyday meal should render this beverage bearable!
Cut it out!
Just drink it.
Ma'am.
Huh?
S... Setsuna?
Setsuna?
Another nice face, Setsuna.
Accursed fizz...
I swear, the day shall come when I have bested you!
NEXT TIME
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