(upbeat music)
- Hello TOA Squad, thanks for joining the Ohana Advanture.
We have a big secret mission today.
What is it Rykel?
- We are going shopping for dad's birthday.
- That's right, shh.
But we're going shopping with dad,
we have to be kind of sneaky
and find him a birthday gift, huh?
- He said he likes old, vintage books.
- That's right.
Hey dad.
It's time to go shopping.
- Sweet.
- [Mom] What are you doing?
- Looking through some of my old vintage books.
- [Mom] Oh that's really tiny,
where's that from? - Whoa!
- [Dad] It's from the--
- Oh my goodness. - Seine River in Paris.
- [Mom] I wanna see the front, what is it?
- [Dad] It is from, I put this on it
because it was gonna fall apart.
- [Mom] Oh my gosh, that's so old.
I don't think I've seen this one.
- Let's look it up, let's see.
I forgot what this is.
What is MDCCCV in Roman numerals?
I don't have my phone.
- He is definitely the book connoisseur.
So we're gonna go and see what we can find.
(upbeat music)
Okay, it's always, always an adventure
with the crazy crew.
Time to get in the bus.
Okay, so we have this really cute thrift shop,
and there's actually quite a few
thrift shops we might go to,
but we have the thrift shop, and before dad
comes in, remember guys.
We are on the hunt to find dad
some vintage books before he comes.
I think he's almost in the store.
So, everybody keep looking,
or maybe something cool for his birthday, okay?
Everybody, all right.
Okay, so we're gonna look, look at some
cool stuff they've got here.
- Mom. - You want some cowhide?
- Mom, I found some old fashioned books right here.
- [Mom] More old books?
Okay, let's look.
Wow, that's a really weird thing.
Oh, look at this old type writer.
Look at this.
So we're gonna just shop around, okay dad?
- Awesome, I'm gonna look at
these old fishing poles and stuff.
- Very cool.
A lot of cool stuff in here, all right.
Rykel just found this old vintage blender, guys.
It's super old stuff in here, it's cool.
Look at this old slide, Cora.
You gonna go down this old slide?
- I do. - Yeah!
- [Mom] That's cool, huh?
Look at--
- It's so old, it only has one wheel.
(Rykel grumbling)
- [Mom] Let me see 'em.
Look at this, this is a Webster dictionary.
Oh my gosh, what is this?
What does it say?
Webster dictionaries too?
Oh my goodness.
Oh wow, look at this!
Look at all these type writers.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is like an adding machine.
You would add your numbers and then cha-ching.
Oh my goodness, this is cool.
Shall we get him an encyclopedia?
- No. - These look pretty cool.
- I don't think that, whoa, we should get him this.
- [Mom] That is awesome.
- [Rykel] What's that?
- [Mom] I think we're along with the lines with this.
- Look at this, Lincoln and generals.
- [Rykel] Mom, look underneath these books.
- [Mom] What?
Oh that one's really dirty though.
- [Rykel] Oh gosh, this one's heavy.
- [Mom] That is super heavy.
- [Rykel] Whoa, look at that!
- [Mom] Wait, wait, wait, careful, careful!
- [Rykel] Here, Klai.
- [Mom] Here comes dad.
Here, okay, shh!
- Shh. - Here comes dad.
Okay, come over here, come over here.
- We gotta hide it, let's do it.
- Come over here.
We really want it to be a big surprise, so.
If this is it, let's see.
I don't know.
I don't know you guys. - I think it's super cool,
I mean there are gems.
- [Rykel] They're stones!
- [Mom] It's dirty though.
- We can clean it. - So, it just makes it
more vintage.
- Vintage, vintage. - Maybe we,
vintage, maybe we could clean it though.
- Yeah, maybe there's something
really important inside of it.
Maybe since it's dirty, we could
get a good deal on it.
- Yes.
- Okay well, let's see what's inside,
because if it's a cool, old book
then I think this would be exactly
what dad wants, but if it's just like
pages then I don't know if it's, you know.
But you can't get it. - Open it.
- [Mom] Can't get it?
- [Klei] No.
- [Mom] Can you open it?
Can you get it?
- [Klei] It came out a little bit,
it's not moving much more.
- [Mom] I can see it's wobbling.
- [Rykel] Klai!
- [Klai] I don't think it's gonna work.
- [Mom] Does this one move?
- [Klai] No.
- [Mom] Look, it wobbles a little.
- [Wyatt] Yeah, it's kind of wobbly.
- If you guys like to shop for vintage stuff,
it looks really cool, it's old.
But I don't know what's inside,
so I'm kind of iffy to buy it.
Check and see if there's a good price on there.
Oh, here, come this way.
Come this way.
Dad is like everywhere, we can't find.
Here, put it right here.
It's really dusty though like.
- Yeah.
Dust is easy to come off. - We can clean that up.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
We can do that, for sure.
Let's get it, I think he would love it.
- Shall we look around?
Okay Klai, I want you to carry this.
You get to carry it and then your job
is to make sure dad doesn't see it, okay?
And then we'll go ask how much it is.
- I'll protect it.
- All right, so we're gonna keep looking.
That one was really, really cool,
and sometimes like the dirt or the dust
or whatever was on it, it was like
really white, it was really weird,
makes me kind of like wanting to see
what is inside of it.
But I'm not sure.
Oh here comes dad, dad look at this,
look at this snakeskin, I just saw this.
This snakeskin brief case.
- The old contractors ruler.
- Really?
I'm excited about the snakeskin briefcase,
and he wants the old contractors ruler.
- No, that briefcase is insane.
That's awesome.
- Okay, we found a good find.
Let's get it in the car, hurry.
Hurry, hurry, open the back of the car, come on.
Rykel's got it, we're gonna hide it.
Get it in there.
To the back, to the back.
Okay, all right.
- Let's go, let's get the book inside.
- Get the book inside.
Wyatt, you stay out there and talk to dad for a second.
- Stall him.
- All right you guys, Rykel, come on.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- He's almost gonna be in.
Oh he sees us.
- Yeah, I had tons of fun.
Is it okay if I just work in my office for a little bit?
- [Mom] Yeah, go ahead.
We got a little project, huh Wyatt?
- Mm-hmm!
- Okay, go ahead. - Do you want my help?
- [Mom] No, no, you're good, you're good.
- Okay, okay.
- Shh!
Okay, we got the book.
Okay guys, what should we do?
- I think it's super cool, I think--
- [Mom] Do we need to dust it?
What do you guys think?
- Yeah, I think we might need to dust it off.
Maybe if we blow it a little.
(Klai blowing)
- [Mom] Yeah, try--
- This is like-- - Dusty.
- Really old, so we have to be gentle.
- I have read that when you are,
like an archeologist, when they're uncovering bones,
you gotta be really careful.
So we're gonna clean it off really gently,
and we don't want to scratch it
because we don't want it to get like
any worse than it is.
- Maybe we could try opening it too soon,
after we dust it off a little bit.
- We need to try and get inside,
because if this is a cool book,
I want to do some research and figure out like
who published it, or when it was made.
There's no, look, there's no title.
- Oh my God. - I don't see any title.
- It's just like a random book.
It doesn't have any like title.
It's got this one stone, but no other stones.
There must be a really cool--
- [Mom] This is interesting.
- Why would someone just take stones from a book?
- That's interesting, well--
- [Shae] They must be have really special.
- I'm thinking, they must be really special
like Shae said, or they're really old,
and if it's really old, maybe they fell out somehow,
like maybe over time they've been falling off.
What if this was like one of those crazy books
that people find in their attics?
- Oh my gosh, that would be so cool.
What if it's got some like magic?
- Whatever.
- Let's try and open it.
- [Mom] Okay ready, let's try and get it open.
(Klai groaning)
- Tryna like push on it.
It's not coming out, ow, ouch, that really hurt.
Oo, it kind of wobbled a little bit,
but it's not really budging.
- [Mom] Are you having any luck on that one?
- No, it's wobbling though.
- I think we're gonna have to maybe
ask dad for help, because what if,
what if we need like some of his tools or something.
But I kind of don't want to
because it's for his birthday.
- Well maybe we could say that it's like--
- Just for--
- [Mom] What if it's like Shae found
a sketch book or something, right?
- Yeah. - Yes, what if we say that?
Let's, shall we go and ask dad right now?
- Yeah, I think we need to ask dad.
Dad!
- Yeah? - Dad, we need your help.
- [Dad] Okay.
Whoa! - Shae found this
really cool book.
- That's amazing!
- It's a sketch book. - Because I like sketch books.
- Looks super old.
- But yeah, we found it at the antique store
that we went to.
- [Dad] Really?!
- But we're having a hard time opening it,
and we think maybe you might have a tool that you could use.
- I was there with you, I didn't see this thing.
- [Mom] Yeah, I think Shae just wanted to buy it.
- Wow it's totally like.
I don't see any rust.
But it looks rusted shut.
So what do you want me to do?
- [Mom] I don't know, I thought maybe
you might have a tool we could open this up with.
- To open it with?
- Yeah. - And help us clean.
- I mean, I could just like--
- Use scissors. - Get some metal scissors,
tin snips and just cut these things off.
- [Mom] Yeah, well I don't know,
we kind of wanted to save the things,
but maybe you have some kind of
other plier or something that you could open it with.
- Yeah, I'll go find them.
- [Mom] Okay, that was really good.
So let's get dad to help, maybe try
dusting it off a little more.
- [Cora] Mom, did you just rub your finger
and like it kind of rubbed off.
- [Mom] Yeah, there's some stuff on it.
It's really dusty though.
Is that dad, oh dad!
- I have a couple of things.
- Wow!
- All right, dad's got the line up.
Let's get started.
- How heavy's this thing?
- It's a pretty good size.
Just make sure it's all clean.
Okay, let's get started, dad.
(dad laughing)
I mean if anything, we could cut
the leather thing off, but I think
that's kind of nice and I didn't want
to like destroy it, because what if
it's really old, so I just want to
figure out how old it is. - It's got this like
talcum powder on it or something.
- It's really weird. - What is talcum powder?
- [Shae] It smells weird!
- It's a powder that you use in certain,
do certain stuff.
People need like-- - Yeah.
Oo, it smells like musty, like--
- What's made you smell it?
- I don't know.
- Let me guess, a little bit of old attic mixed with--
- No, it's really old smelling.
- [Klai] Dad, why did you just smell it?
- Because I wanted to see, it looked like it smelled sweet.
Okay, what would you like me to do?
Try to get these off? - We gotta try
and open these things, because we have
pried it, and I pried it, and I pried it,
and I can't get this open, so.
- [Dad] Let me, I don't wanna break 'em.
(gentle music)
(dad straining)
Well that's not the right tool.
(tool clattering)
- [Shae] How did you not open it?
- I don't know, it's like,
it's got a teeny bit of give,
but there's like something holding it closed.
Like it doesn't feel like it's friction holding it closed.
- I really wanna see what inside.
- You guys, this one's coming, this one's.
Ow!
- [Mom] Oh, are you okay?
- It like shocked me.
I know that's not, did it pinch me?
Did it pinch me?
It really like legit shocked me.
- Holy crap, that scared me.
- [Dad] Will you happen?
Ow!
(boys screaming)
- Dad, are you okay? - You guys.
No, that really did like, I don't have a pinch mark.
I thought I got pinched, it's,
but this is a leather.
- [Mom] It's crazy.
- [Rykel] It's leather.
- [Mom] Okay let's, let's clean it off.
- [Dad] Let's clean it off, it's getting
stuff all over me first.
- I got a rag to clean it with.
- Hey, I wanna clean it!
- [Dad] No, you guys, you guys just ripped,
okay, the two of you have been arguing so much,
can you please be nicer?
- Okay.
- I'm going to clean it.
- [Mom] Okay, let's get this all cleaned up.
- [Dad] Wow!
- [Mom] It's looking really nice.
- [Evee] That is nice.
- [Dad] Some of the lighter stuff's coming off,
but also this powder.
- That's looking really nice.
- I wonder if it's worth a lot of money.
- Yeah, that's gonna be awesome.
- I can't believe you guys found this there.
Nobody else bought it.
Wow, look at how cool that looks now!
- Whoa! - Look at the difference.
- [Wyatt] And it's already dried!
- [Dad] Oh wow, that's like, feel how smooth that is now.
- [Mom] That is, this is really nasty.
- Move your hand, Wyatt!
Let me feel it first.
- [Dad] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- No! - Hey, hey, hey.
Both of you, can I keep cleaning?
- [Shae] Guys, stop.
(scrubbing)
- Okay, so I've stepped away.
I'm really excited about this,
it's starting to turn out really great,
and I think it's gonna be perfect gift,
when we can figure out how to open it
and what's inside, because this could be like
some awesome, priceless book.
It is looking so good.
- Yeah. - I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't see, I can't see!
Move Wyatt!
- Calm down, I'm almost done.
- But I can't see!
(kids gasping)
- Oh!
- What just happened?!
- Was that like a secret key?
- They opened.
- Are you kidding me?
- I don't know what happened, you guys.
I think we need to hold off a little bit.
I kind of don't want to touch it anymore.
- Like was it the stone that did it?
- I don't know.
- What are these?
- Wait guys, remember whenever we tried
to move 'em, they were like stuck,
and then when dad was cleaning the stone,
it unlatched them.
- Don't touch them. - I wanna be safe,
I say we just don't touch it right now,
let's kind of wait for a second.
- Because at the same time, when dad
was trying to open one with the plier,
remember, it shocked him.
- Yeah, so I don't know if I really
wanna open it because--
- Did it like hurt? - That one, it felt,
here, let me see your hand.
(dad grunting)
Just kidding.
- Let's just open it-- - I don't know.
(dad groaning)
- This is really interesting.
I am, on the one hand, we kind of
want to see what's inside.
I'm really excited to see like
if this is an old story book,
if this is like, what if this is worth lots of money?
- Yeah!
- I bet that's why all the stones are gone.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm brave.
Are you ready?
- [Klai] Voodoo, dad.
- [Dad] Okay, look it totally works fine now.
(bell ringing)
- [Shae] Can I open?
- [Mom] I don't know, this is the one
that got you, so I'm a little nervous for you, dad.
- [Evee] Maybe you'll just like, where this is,
you'll just pull it off.
- I'm just gonna go fast.
Ready?
I'll just use my nail.
Ready?
Set.
(dad panting)
(bell ringing)
Whoa!
- [Klai] Whoa, it opened!
- That was cool.
- I have no words.
- Oh my gosh, you guys, look at this
old lady in here.
- That looks like a really strict grandma.
- Is she happy or is she creepy?
She has a really big frown.
"Augustus, my love, these pages for you.
"With your added magic"?
- I think that's just a metaphor,
I don't think that's true. - That's really crazy.
- [Dad] Okay, maybe, "There's much these pages can do.
"The world needs more good."
Maybe she's like an artist, so she's like good at painting.
- I'm excited to see what else is on the rest of it.
Hurry, hurry, hurry. - Her powers of magic.
- [Dad] Okay, kay, kay, kay, kay, kay, kay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
"The world needs more good,
"tis what you do best.
"Inscribe your spells", spoils?
Does that really say spells?
- I think that's just another metaphor.
- No, no, this is--
- Like the painting. - Serious.
- [Rykel] Enhance them.
- [Dad] Okay, wait a second.
"Inscribe your spells here in.
"Your posterity be blest."
What does that word mean?
- That's crazy.
- What's posterity mean? - Posterity?
- [Mom] Dad, dad.
- [Dad] What's up with you, Wyatt?
- [Mom] What's going on?
- Wyatt can't talk!
- [Mom] No this, stop being silly.
- [Dad] Come on dude.
Dude, this isn't funny.
This book shocked me, like it opened.
- Maybe--
- [Mom] Evee can't talk either.
- I know.
- No, Evee can't talk either.
- I know but-- - Dad.
- [Dad] Wait a second.
Are you really trying?
- No. - Okay, I will give you--
- [Mom] Like $100s, come on, this is serious.
- [Dad] A new Nintendo Switch right now
if you can say my name out loud.
What in the world?
Are you guys kidding me?
- [Klai] They're not talking, oh my gosh,
what's going on?
- [Dad] Are you serious?
- This is really, this can't be all really--
- [Dad] Come on, are you guys kidding?
Come on please, no pranks!
I will take you to Disneyland right now.
- I want to go to Disneyland!
- I wanna go too!
- [Dad] If you guys can talk right now,
we can go to Disneyland.
- This is crazy, okay.
This is really weird.
First like-- - Okay, wait a second.
- No, no, no, let's go over this.
First the latches like shocked dad.
- [Klai] Shocked you.
- [Dad] And they wouldn't open,
and it wasn't like friction, it was like they just--
- And they wouldn't open.
I tried, Klai tried.
All the kids tried. - I tried.
- So they wouldn't open, they shocked dad,
and then we clean up the book, right?
And then all of a sudden, as we're cleaning, it opens.
- The latch it open.
- And then the book even opens.
- [Dad] So wait a second, that happened when I cleaned--
- Oh look! - I don't want to touch it.
- [Mom] So this must be like
a magical stone or something, and there's--
- [Dad] All the rest are gone.
- There's six more. - This makes me
really suspicious as to why they're gone,
like what, what's her story, where's she from?
- [Dad] Do you think it could be evil?
No.
- No. - Listen--
- "Your posterity be blast." - "The world needs more good,
"tis what you do best."
But then it says, "Inscribe your spells here
"and your posterity be blest."
- [Mom] Wait, wait, wait, it says "Your".
It's like burnt out. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- So there's a lot of, look it's like,
look at all these burned pages that have like
kind of melted or something.
So the book has been gone through
some kind of burning or fire.
This is really weird.
But what happened to Shae, I mean
to Wyatt and Evee?
I have no idea why they're not talking.
Maybe the book has a solution,
because it says, you know, "You do good
"and that's what you do best", right?
So let's figure this out.
What's inside the book?
Ready, shall we figure this out?
What?
- [Cora] No pages in there.
- [Mom] There's like nothing in there.
- [Dad] Maybe you shouldn't get that far.
- [Mom] Okay.
- [Dad] Or that far.
- Wait, no.
- [Mom] These look really like,
almost like not been touched.
Look, I mean they're burnt.
- Maybe someone tried to burn the book.
- Like right here. - Maybe.
Whoa, yeah there's definitely burn marks there.
- Okay, but look, I'm not finding anything.
- [Rykel] Why is it empty?
- [Cora] Maybe she never actually--
- [Dad] Okay go to the very first page.
- [Mom] Okay hold on, let's be careful, I don't wanna--
- [Dad] Oh, it's gonna rip,
it's gonna rip, be careful. - I don't wanna break
anything, put it down.
- [Dad] Okay.
It's on the first page. - Maybe it'll be like
writted in there.
- [Mom] Nothing, there's nothing.
- [Rykel] Maybe she never got to writing in it.
- So scared with this.
- [Dad] It'll be okay, Cora.
- It's okay Cora, we'll figure this out.
- Yeah, well why are they the only ones
that got like can't talk?
- [Rykel] Yeah, why, why can't I--
- Or got spelled, maybe.
- They were like fighting the whole day,
and it says the book wants to do good.
- Oh, and when we opened it,
that is when they were fighting.
None of us were fighting.
- Were you guys fighting like right when it opened?
- [Dad] They were always arguing,
they were pushing, they were shoving.
"I wanna see!"
- Wait.
Maybe since they fighted so much,
when the like book opened, it like,
they can't talk anymore!
- [Mom] It did something to them?
- It doesn't like it when people are bad.
- Oh my goodness.
- That's true, Rykel, they were arguing
the whole time we were messing with the book.
As soon as it opened, or some time there after,
they went mute.
There's nothing in the book.
We just checked all the pages.
So what, okay, "The world needs more good,
"tis what you do best."
So she does good things.
"World needs more good, tis what you do best.
"Inscribe your spells herein,
"here posterity be blessed."
So you put spells inside of it to do good, yes?
- What if, so it says "Inscribe your spells herein",
so when inscribes them, the posterity be blessed.
So what if she inscribes them,
but can't see 'em until we actually need 'em?
- That's like some voodoo magic weird stuff.
Well I guess this book is quite shocking.
- [Rykel] It's quite voodoo.
- Too soon? - Shocking.
(Shae laughing)
- Okay, so.
You're saying if we open it,
there would be like--
- [Rykel] Whoa!
- [Cora] There's a.
- That was not there.
- I know!
Mom, mom, we had to make the granola, we have to.
- We have to at least try.
- [Mom] Well I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm not sure.
- Hey, you two, that is what got you into this.
You guys need to learn to get along,
are you kidding me?
You guys can't speak, I got shocked.
This book is here.
So, this book, we got it from the thrift store.
You guys got it, I didn't even know
it existed until all of a sudden I was home.
- Well, we have a little bit of a confession.
It was a gift for you dad,
because we thought, you love vintage books.
You know, this was actually really awesome.
- [Kids] Yeah!
- I thought it was super cool.
- Is it a good book?
- Not so far.
So far it is a very shocking gift.
You guys were fighting when it opened.
I'm wondering, this wasn't here,
all of a sudden this showed up.
So do you think the good will granola,
by some stretch of the imagination,
what if you guys are nice today
and then you eat it?
Do you think maybe it'll give you
your voices back?
Come on, it's so weird!
- I think it could work.
Let's just try it.
- I agree with dad, this is really, really weird.
I'm not into like voodoo and stuff, so--
- Maybe all these burn marks
are from somebody else trying to burn the book
because it's crazy and it's cursed.
(Klai gasping)
- Cursed?
I didn't think about that.
- Okay, four cups of oats.
One cup of nuts.
One and a half teaspoons of vanilla.
A pinch of salt.
- [Mom] You guys, we do have all of these things.
Ginger, honey, butter, nuts, oats and vanilla.
We have all of these things. - We have ginger?
(gentle upbeat music)
Klai, will you read some of the stuff off to me?
I think Evee and Wyatt, you two
really should make this, because it will
help you to work together and not argue as much.
- [Klai] Let's do this!
- Okay.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Okay guys, let me help with this.
I don't want any of you guys getting burnt or anything.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Okay guys, I think it's cooled enough.
We're going to put it in a bowl.
(granola rattling)
Okay, are we ready?
You guys ready for this?
- [Klai] Yeah, I hope it works.
- Do we test it?
No, we just give it straight to them, right?
- [Klai] Give it straight to them.
- Okay.
(granola rattling)
I think we're just gonna share one bowl,
maybe just take one bite.
I'm really worried.
Hopefully it doesn't get worse
than it already is, okay?
All right, let's try this.
(pouring)
- It could be worse.
- Yeah, me too.
- Okay, just take one bite.
Maybe make a small bite, just in case.
Okay.
(crunching)
Why didn't it work?
- [Dad] No idea.
- You guys, what did we do?
Okay, let's look at the recipe again.
Okay, why didn't this work?
Okay, try again.
Does it work?
Say "Mom".
Oh!
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't know.
I know, we're all sad.
(Cora gasping)
- What?
- That was not there before.
- I know! - Oh my gosh.
- [Mom] Look, and it's like part of the paper now.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Maybe we should try it, and it could help.
- Yeah.
- Should we try it?
- Yeah! - Maybe it's the other
half of the recipe.
- Okay yeah, maybe we missed a step.
Let's see what it says.
- [Klai] "Galeendal Goodwill.
"You and to me zawattle zeru,
"be kind and be free.
"Three times with a smile."
- Mom, that's a spell which means
this whole book, mom it's a spell book.
(dramatic music)
- So, who wants to say this?
Should I just say it?
- Yeah, you say it, you're must better.
- [Mom] Yeah dad, go ahead, because I don't--
- I'm so nervous.
- I'm nervous, I don't wanna say it,
but somebody's got to for these little kids.
- "Galeendal Goodwill.
"To you and to me zawattle zeru,
"be kind and be free.
"Galeendal Goodwill.
"To you and to me zawattle zeru,
"be kind and be free."
- Who is that?
- Dad you have to keep going, you have to keep going!
- "Galeendal Goodwill.
"To you and to me zawattle zeru,
"be kind and be free."
(Klai gasping)
- Look. - There's another person.
Oh my gosh.
- "Galeendal Goodwill.
"To you and to me zawattle zeru,
"be kind and be free."
(everyone gasping)
- [Mom] What?
- Yay!
- We can talk!
- [Klai] It worked!
- [Both] We can talk, we can talk, we can talk!
- [Dad] Now!
- Yay!
- [Mom] Group hug.
- Yay!
- Now you two need to be nice to each other, right?
- Yes, hopefully this taught you a lesson.
- [Mom] What did we learn from this?
- [Both] Never be mean to each other.
- No, we learned that this book is freaky.
- [Mom] That is freaky.
Holy cow you guys.
- And they drawed them in their clothing right now.
I can't believe this spell worked.
I think the book knows our family.
- Oh my goodness.
- Well, if you guys remember,
if we go back to the first page,
this is what's creeping me out.
Your posterity be blessed.
- Does that mean that we're related to this person?
- [Dad] I have no idea,
but I'm gonna start doing some research.
- Mom, can I go to the store
to get a valentines to give to a boy?
- I guess, sure.
I can't believe it's that time
where it's valentines again,
and we're buying gifts for--
- [Klai] Oh yeah mom.
- What?
- Could I also go to the store
to buy a valentines gift for you know who?
- And me too mom!
- You know who?
You mean your Chick-fil-A delivery boy?
- Maybe.
- [Mom] Rykel, do you want to go to the store with us?
We're gonna head out.
- No.
I'm good.
I'll sit and read.
- All right, let's go to the store everybody, hurry!
Okay guys, ready?
(sighing)
- Well as they go, I know what I'm gonna do.
Hey guys.
Hm, maybe this spell book has something for me.
Hello great, great something, aunty Augustus.
That won't help me.
Good will granola, that was crazy.
I wish there was a spell in here
that could help someone like me, lonely.
(sparkling)
A new spell?
Let's try it.
Okay, "Blend with a heart full of love."
I think I got that.
"Only those with pure intentions will rise above."
Hmm, okay.
"Berries, mango, banana and milk."
I think I have those, all right,
I'll go get them.
(gentle music)
Oh my goodness, I'm so excited for this.
Oh it smells so good!
Smoothie, done.
I really hope this works.
I really want a boyfriend.
Okay, time to do the spell.
"Catendor valucci hanwra.
"Love not like Seetorora."
Okay, let's hope this works.
(sparkling) (door closing)
Come on, come on, come on.
(heavy footsteps)
Hey mom!
Are we going to the park?
Come on, let's go.
- Can I go?
Can I go to the park?
- [Rykel] Yes, let's go.
- Okay!
- Okay, I guess it is time for the park.
Klai.
- Do I have to come?
- [Mom] Yes, get your butt up.
Exercise, exercise, come on.
- Guys, you coming?
I really hope this works.
(sparkling)
(shoes scuffing)
- Hey, can we play?
- Yeah! - Yeah, sure come on.
- Hey Rykel, the boys are playing ball,
do you wanna go play with them?
- Sure.
Hey guys, can we play?
Yeah?
- [Boys] Yeah!
- Can I be on someones team?
- No. (crickets chirping)
- [Boys] No.
- Who wants me?
(boys yelling)
I guess I'll join this team.
(boys cheering)
- Sweet, you guys get me.
- I guess that's good. (Klai cheering)
Come on guys.
- One.
- Rykel, Rykel.
- [Rykel] Oop.
- Rykel!
No!
- Hey yes. - Hey, pass to me!
- Oh thank you.
- No, wrong game.
- Hey Rykel, here!
- [Klai] What?!
- I got it.
(everyone cheering)
- Hey Rykel, where'd she go?
Rykel!
- What?
(cheering)
I won!
Yes!
Go Klai, go Klai!
You're great!
Thank you so much.
(ball bouncing)
Mom, you would not believe what happened
at the park today, it was the weirdest thing.
- I don't know what she's talking about.
We went to the park, but I was kind of like--
- Yeah, we came back, why?
- That was really--
- [Dad] You guys, didn't you play basketball or something?
- We were at the park and all the boys
that were playing basketball were going
crazy over Rykel, like they were
obsessed over Rykel.
- [Dad] That's awesome.
- They didn't even like notice me
or care about me though.
No, not that that's like a bad thing,
like I'm not saying that I assume or expect them--
- [Dad] You need all the attention in the world.
- To have all like the attention to me,
but like, like when people say
they were crazy about them,
that's just like they really love them.
But no, those boys were like chasing after her.
- They were chasing?
Like really chasing?
- Like school yard chasing?
- I don't understand, that's crazy.
- Yeah, they were chasing after her.
- [Dad] How old were these boys?
- Some a little bit older than me,
but then a lot like younger than Rykel,
and then some that were like really young.
- [Dad] So literally like fan boying over Rykel?
- Fan boying, yep.
- That's cool.
Rykel loves sports, she loves all that.
- Well that is good though, you know,
like she's getting a lot of attention.
That's kind of cool. - Mom!
Hold you, hold the door!
(door slamming)
- [Mom] What is going on?
- Rykel, I heard you like had a couple
boys all after you.
- [Mom] Can I have some water?
- No!
No, you do not want this nasty water.
(boys yelling and knocking)
- Rykel, just give it up.
I already told them about all those boys at the park.
(doorbell ringing)
- I'll get the door.
- [Dad] Okay!
- Who's at the door? - Wait, no!
Don't open it!
No, you can't open it.
Don't open the door! - Why, what is going on?!
What in the, there's so many boys at the door.
- [Mom] What?
- Let's go shopping so we can
get something for Rykel.
- Yeah, it's almost valentines, let's go
- Yeah, let's go.
(knocking)
- Are you expecting someone?
Hi.
- Hi.
Is Rykel?
- Hold on.
- Just a second, just a second.
You know what, thank you very much,
I'll make sure she gets these.
- These are for Rykel.
- Okay.
- Just let her know I came by.
- And you are?
- Tray.
- Tray, okay.
Tray, these are beautiful, thank you.
- Yeah.
- Okay, bye, bye.
(knocking)
- I got it!
Oh no, no, nope, I don't got it.
(knocking)
- What is going on?
- Hi. - Hi.
- This is for your daughter.
- Okay, which one?
- The cute one.
- Oh okay.
Which one?
- Rykel.
- Gosh, I don't get valentines like this.
(knocking)
- Hi?
- Hi.
I have a gift.
- Oh, for who?
- Rykel.
- Oh okay.
Do you want to give it to me?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you, what is your name?
- Yurt, Yurt, I have only been here once, I swear.
- Okay, thank you.
Bye.
- Oh yeah.
- Bye.
Hello?
- Hello, Rykel here?
- Yeah, okay, hold on.
Rykel!
Oh there you are, come here.
Someone's at the door for you.
- Hi.
- Rykel here.
- Oh I'm so cute!
I get a hug?
Aww, thank you.
- I hope Rykel's home.
(knocking)
- No, I'll get it!
- No. - I'll make it.
- Oh hey.
- Is Rykel here?
- You didn't come here to hang out with me?
- No, I'm sorry.
But is Rykel here?
- Yeah, she's here.
- Okay, can you get her?
- Rykel!
Lincoln's here, not for me though.
- Tell him I'm gone.
- Rykel's gone in the library.
- We'll save this for her on the special day anyway.
Thank you.
Bye.
- Tell her to stop by!
- I will, for sure.
- Okay.
- Gosh, why are all these guys
showing up for Rykel?
So many!
Why don't they ever show up for me?
(knocking)
- [Rykel] Hang on!
- Hi Rykel, here you go.
- Thanks.
(Rykel laughing)
(knocking)
- Rykel.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
In my world, it's just me and you.
Will you be my valentines?
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- I got it, no, no.
- I got it, no.
I'm not getting the door.
- Tyron's here.
- Hi.
- Are those for me?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
You can go home now.
Thanks.
I think my potion did way more than I thought.
- Rykel, it's another boy!
- Can you please get it, Cora?
Please, please, please.
- Nu-huh!
- I'll give you chocolate!
- Rykel, how're you doing?
- Good.
- I got this for ya.
- Thank you.
- See you later.
- Rykel.
What is all of this?
- I don't know.
- These are from the boys from the park, aren't they?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- They were acting really weird,
and now even weirder, and so are you.
What happened?
- I don't know.
- You better tell me what's going on.
This is getting weird.
- I don't know.
- What happened?
- I don't know, I'm leaving.
- What?
Okay, I'll keep this stuff.
Oo, chocolate hearts.
- [Dad] Shae, what are you doing?
- I-- - No.
- No dad. - No, no, no.
No, no, no, shh.
This book is not a toy, and why is it
even out on the counter?
Stop messing with it!
- I saw something, I promise.
I pinky promise. - Where?
I don't do pinky promises.
- Red.
- See, that was the crazy stuff that happened.
We're not.
(Shae gasping)
Suitors smoothie.
It's in like this weird.
"Blend with a heart full of love.
"Only those with pure intentions will rise above."
Oh my gosh.
Can you read this? - "Catendor valucci".
Oh look, magic words!
- Don't read it.
Rykel!
Rykel, did you open this book?
- [Rykel] No, no.
- Now you're lying to me.
- No.
- Because why would a thousand boys
show up at our door--
- I don't know.
- With the craziest stuff.
Your eye is twitching, that means you're lying.
You see your eye, you're like.
Come on, are you kidding me?
What happened?
- Well, okay, I'll tell you.
I was really lonely.
Klai gets all the boys, and I'm just like
sitting here like invisible.
And so I thought this would make me unvisible.
- What would make you-- - And I wanted a--
- [Dad] This creepy book?
- Valentine, yeah.
I'm sorry.
- So you were willing to risk it?
This is not, this book is crazy.
- It's scary.
- So what, is there, how do we fix this?
Are we gonna have boys coming to our house
for years to come?
What if somebody else drinks
out of that bottle that you did?
- Wait, what if we read the whole thing?
- Wait dad. - Whole what?
- There's more writing.
Can you read it?
- I'm not gonna read nothing.
- I wanna read it.
- You want a whole bunch of girls
showing up at the house?
- "When the love's too strong,
"and feels like too much, down with vinegar.
"Rinse", oh, "Rinse with vinegar
"to release the touch."
- Do I have to drink vinegar? - Well I guess
that's a fair compromise, if you have to drink vinegar.
I actually like this.
- I just had a smoothie.
- Okay.
Here I come.
Guess what?
You started it.
You're gonna end it. - Can I sip it?
(gentle upbeat music)
(Rykel gasping)
That was horrible!
- All right, for both of our sakes,
I really hope that worked.
(knocking)
- I got it.
It's hopefully for me.
- Shae, can you hang out?
- Hey yeah, totally.
Wait, you guys are here to see my sister!
- What, why would we want to see your sister?
- Like.
- I don't know.
- You have a sister? - Okay, come in.
- I should call Rykel.
(sparkling)
Who am I calling?
That's weird.
- Oo, I wonder if Rykel's home.
(sparkling) (dog barking)
What the heck?
Where am I?
Oh my gosh, I gotta get to work!
What am I thinking?
- Rykel, my sweet.
(sparkling) (dog barking)
What am I doing here?
I should go home.
- Hello TOA Squad, we are cleaning
because we have a special movie
that we're going to go to today.
Are you excited Wyatt?
- Yep.
- Okay, Wyatt, okay I need you to get your chore done.
Come and help over here.
- Wyatt, why are not these dishes done, dude?
Look, it's like disgusting over here.
You didn't put the groceries away.
- [Evee] Wyatt!
- You had so many easy chores
that you didn't do the dishes.
- Wyatt, you're supposed-- - And then we brought
this home, wait, I'm not even done yet.
And then, guys look at this.
Bro.
You started to male a tortilla, look at this.
(whacking)
Klai, Frisbee!
- [Evee] Wyatt!
Wyatt! - Ew!
- You were supposed to help make lunch,
and you did not have to do this!
- I hate doing the dishes.
Everyone's yelling at me.
- Wyatt, stop playing around.
Load the dishes.
- Sorry.
- [Dad] Klai, are your chores all done?
- Yeah, yeah, they're done.
- [Dad] Are you sure?
- Uh-huh.
- [Dad] You did the living room?
- Yes, and I helped with the other kids too.
- [Dad] Thank you.
- Yep.
(tense music)
- Wyatt, move, move!
- Sorry.
Sorry!
What did I do?
- We are just having the hardest time
getting everyone ready to go.
Cora, come on!
Come on, let's get your stuff done.
- I did.
- I don't know if it's like this at your house,
but it's always a little crazy.
Wyatt, this is your job.
Please put this where it goes.
- Okay.
(tense music)
- Wyatt!
- [Wyatt] What?
- Please, are you kidding me?
Mom asked you to put it where it goes.
You always put things down wherever is convenient to you.
Please-- - No I don't.
- Yes you do.
We've told you a thousand times today.
Please grab it, put it where it goes right now.
- Okay.
I don't even know where this goes.
Why is everyone yelling at me?
Such a dumb book anyways.
(tense music)
This book is so weird.
It's just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Some weird lady on this.
Wow.
I wonder what will happen if I color
in her stupid book.
What?
Nothing's happening!
(pen scratching)
What?
It's not working!
This pen always works, what's happening?!
Huh?
See, just stupid book.
(gasping)
It's glowing.
Whoa!
(rumbling)
Whoa!
(draws rattling)
What is happening?
I gotta get out of here!
Mom!
Did you hear the earthquake?
Wait.
What?
What is this?
(sinister music)
Where am I?
- [Dad] Wyatt, can you please keep it down?
- Sure, yeah.
Dad, was that you?
(sinister music)
- Of course it was me.
I'm right in the middle of Mrs Pontifex's
issues with Theobald and Paleham,
so do you need something?
- Nope.
- Okay, thank you.
Just please keep it quiet out there,
I am trying to figure this conundrum out.
- Okay.
What was that?
This is a huge house!
Dad was acting so weird.
(beeping)
Shae?
Hello?
This is so weird.
Whoa.
What is happening?
Cora, what are we doing in this house?
- It's ours, duh.
- What?
She's acting so weird.
Cora doesn't even play soccer.
She hates it.
Shae, we have to film a video for Ohana Boys.
- Ohana what?
- Ohana Boys!
- What's Ohana Boys?
(Wyatt groaning)
Come on.
- Well if we live here, I better find my room.
(heavy footsteps)
(beeping)
Evee?
Do you know where my room is?
- That way, duh.
Get out of my practice zone.
- Sorry.
(light switch clicking)
This is my room?
This is cool.
Dolphin.
(Wyatt sighing)
Okay, times up.
Let's find my mom.
Mom, are you in here?
Mom?
- Of course. - Something weird
has happened, really a lot.
We're like in a different house,
and everyone's been acting weird.
- I'm sorry.
- Everyone's been acting weird a lot.
Cora's playing soccer.
Shae won't even listen to me
because he's on his video game.
- Yes, yes, hold on, hold on.
Honey, I'm on the phone with the executives,
I need you to maybe go tell your father, yes.
- Okay.
- Yes.
Yes of course.
(Wyatt sighing)
- This is ridiculous!
- Wyatt, shh!
I'm trying to study!
- You don't even understand!
- Not understand what?
(Wyatt groaning)
What is wrong with him today?
- This is really weird.
We're in a different house,
dad's reading philosophy books.
Shae won't even listen to me.
Klai hasn't even read a book in her whole life,
but now she's like studying, studying,
and Cora, she never loved soccer,
but now she's playing soccer,
like it's her favorite thing to do!
At least no one's yelling at me.
Maybe Rykel will help me.
Rykel?
Are you in here?
I'm so glad I found you.
It's been so weird.
Did you feel that earthquake?
- Mm-hmm.
- And everyone's acting different.
I just, it's just so weird.
Why is mom and dad acting so weird?
- I don't know.
- Rykel?
- Huh?
Oh, were you talking to me?
- Wait, are you wearing makeup?
- Yeah.
Why wouldn't I?
I always wear makeup.
Okay, now out, I'm trying to talk.
- Okay, okay.
- Rykel, that was like so rude.
You're like calling on the phone,
and scrolling Instagram, like who even does that?
Come on, read a book, or study or something.
- At least I have a social life.
- Whatever.
My social life is in books.
You learn a lot more from them.
- This is so wrong.
No one's yelling at me, that's good.
They look like my family, but this is not my family.
(somber music)
Where are my family?
(Wyatt crying)
I have to figure this out.
I need everybody in here now!
(hip hop music)
- Why are we so loud today?
- Fine, I guess I can come.
(camera clicking)
- Is this close enough?
- We've got a meeting.
All he wants me and my family, it's me.
Did you call us, Wyatt?
- Yes, did anyone feel the earthquake?
(gentle music)
- Are you feeling well?
- Feeling well?!
No!
Cora's playing soccer.
You, I don't even know what you're wearing.
Rykel has makeup.
Evee's doing dance.
Shae's, I don't know what he's doing.
And Klai's studying!
I'm not well.
Shae's not even my buddy, and where are we?
Like this house is so.
(Wyatt groaning)
- Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt.
- What?
- You need to calm yourself.
The delicate balance within you
has been disrupted, and nobody here,
quite frankly me in the least,
has any idea to what you're referring.
Can you please explain to me the inner workings
of your personal turmoil currently?
- It started with you yelling at me
to put a book away, because we had
to film a YouTube video.
- Wait, just a second.
Are you implying that in this household
there was somebody filming a YouTube video?
That is incorrect, who?
- Our YouTube channel.
It was for Ohana!
- Now I know something is drastically wrong with you
because we do not participate.
- Dad, Ohana means family, because we always
do stuff with our whole family, right?
- Yes, Wyatt we are a family,
but Shae has his games, Rykel has her socialiteness,
like her mother.
Cora is very into her own soccer.
Klai is into her studies, and we do not
pester, bother or call for gatherings with each other.
We're all focused on what we're focused on.
And what are you up to right now
beside disrupting the balance of our family?
So what, what is this book that started it all?
- You gave me the book to put away
so I carried the spell book into
the guest room, and then I dropped it and then,
I colored on it.
- Good job everybody, you can go back
to whatever you were doing,
and that was incredible parenting.
- Colored on the book, then it glowed.
What if I did something bad?
What if it did all of this?
(Wyatt gasping)
Oh no.
This is really bad, bad, bad, bad.
Wait, is this an alternate universe?
Is this?
I've got to find the book.
Shae, Shae, have you seen a really old book?
- Whoa!
- An old, old book.
- Only in this game.
(Wyatt growling)
- Rykel, Rykel, do you know where an old, old book is?
- Why would, what?
Why would I know where a book is?
I hate those things.
- Dad, dad, do you know where
a really old book is?
It's like this big?
- This, in fact, is a compilation
of the grand works of the British poet Chaucer.
It's mid 15th century, would that interest you?
- No.
- Oh.
- It's like this big, it has one thingy on it, rock.
Have you seen one?
- For me to understand to what
you're regarding and looking for,
you must be more descriptive.
One thing and a thing and a place or whatever,
doesn't mean much to me, I cannot
be of any further service to you.
Unless you'd like to divulge yourself
in the assumptions of Chaucer?
- Klai's the one that reads.
(tense music)
Klai, Klai, have you seen a really old book?
- How old is this book?
I read lots and lots of old and new books.
(Wyatt sighing)
- Wait, I see books by the TV!
Is it in here?
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Is it in, nope, that's the speaker.
(Wyatt gasping)
I found it!
(Wyatt groaning)
- Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, please.
I actually need to take much higher regard
for the works of our genealogy
that are recorded herein.
Do you understand?
This is very, very important to our family.
Can you please put it back?
- Sure.
- Thank you.
(tense music)
(beeping)
- There has to be an answer in this book.
Found it.
My drawings are appearing!
(Wyatt gasping)
More?
(sparkling)
What?
A recipe is showing up.
Go home garlic bread.
Oh my goodness, ingredients are showing up.
(Wyatt gasping)
Oo!
(sparkling)
(Wyatt gasping)
A whole recipe!
I need to cook!
(Wyatt groaning)
I gotta start cooking.
Okay.
I hope this works!
(dramatic music)
(beeping)
Okay.
I hope this works.
"Intermalnor, into our home,
"shamrock leclaw to not be alone."
Okay.
Another.
(whooshing)
(gentle upbeat music)
- Wyatt?
Is that a really good chip, dude?
You're like, just like--
- It worked!
It worked, it worked, it worked!
Yay!
- It's a normal chip, dude.
- Maybe it's this one.
- Hey, I'm glad you like it.
- Yay!
You're back!
- I love you too.
- You guys were so crazy!
- We were just cleaning.
- And we were like in a big, big mansion.
Shae was like playing video games like--
- Video games? - I do not like that.
- You were like.
- What was that?
- You like never listened to me.
And Klai, you were like studying a book
like you were a nerd.
- Okay now that's-- - This definitely had
to be a dream. - Evee was being like
a ballet dancer.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What are you talking about?
This all happened while you were eating the chip?
- No, it was all because of the book.
- [Klai] What book?
- [Shae] No!
- The book.
The spell book. - You used the spell book?
- Yeah. - Where is it?
- In there.
I dropped it on the floor, and then I colored in it.
- Didn't I ask you to carefully put it away?
Wait, you colored in it?
- [Mom] Wyatt!
The spell book is serious, we can't do any--
- We better go make sure it's back in there.
Come on! - Right, go, go!
Where is the spell book?
- It's not in here.
- [Mom] The spell book is gone?
- [Klai] It's not in here at all, Wyatt,
where did you put it?
- It was just right in there.
I dropped the book, it was right there,
right on the ground.
- [Klai] Well now it's gone.
- There.
- There's nothing here.
- Guys, the book is gone.
- If I were the book, and somebody dropped me
on the ground, and scribbled a bunch
of junk in it, I'd be gone too.
- Uh-oh.
What are we gonna do?
(gentle music)
(dad yawning)
- Honey.
What time is it?
Rach.
Is it time to go?
Rach.
- Mm!
- What time is it?
(gentle music)
- Alarm hasn't gone off!
- I know, where's your phone?
- Mm.
- The alarm's not on, I mean the clock's not on.
Where's your phone?
(dad groaning)
(gentle music)
Hey, we're late!
- What? - Oh my gosh,
we're totally late!
Look, there's no alarm on here.
The time is gone!
It's totally off.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Honey, are you almost ready?
- No, no, no, I'm not, gotta get my shoes.
- Me too, I can't find my silver ones!
Honey!
(dad groaning)
Okay, here.
(ripping) (dad groaning)
Oh I just ripped my jeans open.
I do not have time for this!
Honey, are you good?
Okay, good, good, wait--
- [Mom] I'm coming, I'm coming.
- [Dad] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You are in house slippers
and pajamas! - I'm coming!
I'm totally ready.
Oh crap, this is them.
Hello?
Yes, yes, yes, we're on the way.
We are on the way.
We're going, we're going right now.
Yes, we totally are on the way.
I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened.
Oh.
Okay.
We can't reschedule?
Oh.
Oh I'm, okay.
Oh no, okay.
- That's terrible. - Thank you, bye.
- We lost it.
Lost the deal.
What is happening?
- Holy cow, what a terrible day?
Ripped jeans, alarm not going off,
mom is still wearing her epic house slippers, so.
Let's go get to emails.
- [Shae] Mommy, mom!
- Oh I fell back to sleep, I fell back to sleep.
What?
- [Shae] I need your help with something.
- Okay, okay, all right.
What is it?
- I need your help.
- [Mom] Wait, what is going on?
(paper rustling)
- Evee barfed all over her bed this morning.
It was a bean burrito. - What?!
- Mom, mom, I need your help
cleaning up her bedding.
She puked all over it.
- [Mom] Are you okay?
- No.
- Did you puke?
I'm sorry honey.
Okay, did she get any medicine?
Oh my gosh, we left early, I mean we had
to be early, and then I woke.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm so tired, and we've got a pukey.
Okay, run and get her medicine,
and get her some applesauce, hurry, go.
- Applesauce.
(Shae groaning)
- [Mom] Oh no.
- I spilt--
- [Mom] Are you serious?!
- It's all gone, it was dripping through the top.
- You spilt red juice on the stairs?!
My new house and you spilt red juice.
What is going on today?!
Okay guys, I don't know what's happening today.
I'm just going to sit down because I am.
Evee, you okay?
What just happened?
- Really hurt!
- [Mom] Are you okay?
- Yeah.
I caught my foot on the chair.
Ouch!
- Mom, I can't get the red juice
out of the carpet.
I am so sorry.
- [Mom] What? (Klai screaming)
What the crap?!
(mom gasping)
- Sorry!
I didn't mean to!
I was just running out of the room
because I was playing tag with Wyatt.
- [Mom] What?
What the crap?
- I'm sorry, I'll buy you a new one.
- What is up with today?
A broken mirror, I've got red carpet
that's stained, Evee's puking.
- Oh my gosh, this day feels like it's cursed.
(Klai gasping)
Wait, what if it is?
- No, that's absurd, that is absurd!
- [Klai] The book.
- The book isn't.
- We lost it, remember?
- Okay, everybody come here.
Okay.
(Wyatt whining)
Did you get it on your foot?
What happened?
Did you step on a push pin?
Rykel, did you find the book?
- No, I haven't seen it at all.
- [Mom] Wyatt, remember how you had it last, right?
- Yeah, I don't know where it is.
- Okay.
This day feels like it's totally cursed.
Dad's not back from his meeting yet.
Let's all pan out and look for the book right now.
- [Klai] I'll clean this mess up.
- [Mom] Okay, Klai, you clean up this mess.
Everybody pan out and look for the book.
Okay ready, go!
- All right guys, I'm looking downstairs for the book.
Checking everywhere.
So far I haven't found it.
We're really worried.
Really hope this isn't cursed.
- I don't know where it could be.
Rykel has been checking downstairs.
I don't know if she'll find it,
but I hope she will.
And I'm checking in the office.
Like seriously, I cannot find it.
I'm getting scared for this book.
What if we're cursed for the rest of our lives?
That would be bad, like really bad.
- Closet.
No.
- Box.
No just clothes.
(rustling) (tense music)
I never check there.
Well, everybody never goes back there,
and nobody would ever go in there.
Not in there.
- It's not, why would it be in the bathroom?
It's not on this side, so I'm gonna check the other side.
- Where could it be, where could it be, where could it?
Oh, in this closet?
Nope.
- I'm gonna check in the guest room.
I'm pretty, because Wyatt found it last
in the guest room, like he like dropped it or something.
(dramatic music)
Is it in there?
No.
(closet sliding)
- I am so--
- [Mom] Dad's home, yay!
- Hi. - Yay, dad!
- Yay, at least now I don't have to be around
other crazy humans.
I had somebody back into me, almost hit me.
They didn't quite hit me, there's just
a little scratch but not enough.
A fricking flat tire!
- [Mom] Are you kidding me?
- No, it's the worst.
- [Mom] No, today has been horrible too.
Evee puked all over her bed.
- [Dad] Are you serious?
- [Mom] Shae spilled red juice on the stairs.
Klai and Wyatt like some mirror broke
right by them, and it like fell and shattered.
- What's all this stuff?
- [Mom] What are you talking about?
What is that?
- It's insulation.
(tense music)
- [Mom] What's going on?
- Oh my gosh, there's a huge hole in our roof!
- [Mom] What?
- This is, I don't even want to touch it,
it makes me itch.
This is all the insulation.
- We searched all over the house.
We cannot find the book.
So Klai thinks--
- [Dad] Starbucks.
- [Evee] Yes.
- Klai thinks like our day has been cursed.
I mean honestly, everything bad that could
have happened has happened today.
- Oh my gosh.
- [Mom] And it happened to you too.
- I look, I'm so, I'm so done with today!
I'm so done with it.
- I cannot even explain like fighting
beyond the craziness, horrible parenting.
- I heard somebody say there's a dent
in somebody's wall in their room now.
- That was my fault.
It has been a horrible day.
It really feels like we're cursed.
- And you think it's this book that's gone?
What happened when the book left,
or got missing or disappeared or whatever?
- Wyatt was the last one to see it, so.
- Yes.
- I just dropped it in the room.
- Yeah, remember and it was gone
when we went to go look for it.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah, we couldn't find it.
Wait, wait, whoa--
- So Wyatt took this really expensive
antique book and just chucked it on the ground?
- And then drew on it.
- [Dad] So.
- I think that's why, he drew in it.
He drew in it, so maybe now like
the book left and it's cursing us.
- Wait, what if it doesn't want to be,
what if it doesn't want us to be it's owners
so it just cursed us and left?
- So does that mean we have to find it
or else we're going to stay cursed?
- Are we gonna be cursed for like ever?
- For like life? - Honestly,
I don't believe in bad luck,
but every, I was on the phone with a guy,
he was like Jase, it's impossible
that that many people cut you off
in one 10 minute period.
There was another time these guys
were jogging across the street,
this woman didn't see them.
They almost ran into my car to get
out of her way, and then she stopped
and I couldn't drive.
Guy behind me is honking at me,
because I'm not pulling into the intersection.
(dad groaning)
Okay, so how do we find this book?
- We don't even know anything about the book.
Okay, so what do we know about the book?
It's got an old lady in it, and her name is what?
Wait, wait, what's her name?
- Augustus!
- Augustus is her name.
Wait, what else do we know about the book?
- It wants more good, and we're having more bad.
- [Mom] That's right, it said something
that she wanted to do good, right?
- [Dad] Well whoever gave it to her,
and their name was burnt out,
they wanted it to be used for her to spread goodness,
but honestly-- - What if they were bad?
- Ever since that thing's showed up in our house.
Well no, it did stuff for, well no
it did bad stuff so that Evee and Wyatt
would start getting along, so that was good--
- But-- - But bad.
- [Mom] But a lot of bad.
- Oh, someone commented on our channel
that YouTube Fam had a book.
- [Mom] Wait what?
They have a book too?
- A book too?
- [Dad] Are you serious?
- [Shae] Same Augustus?
- [Dad] It says the same name?
- It says Augustus.
- I'm calling David and Katy.
- [Mom] Wait, are you really calling the YouTube Fam?
- I am so tired of today,
that's all I can even come up with.
- [Katy] It's good.
- Hey, how's it going?
- I am having the worst day of my life.
- Oh no, what's going on?
- Why?
- You name it, and it's going wrong for us right now.
- Well it's been snowing here like all day,
so it can't be much worse than that.
- Yeah, that's pretty bad actually.
So the women cutting me off when I'm driving.
A mirror breaking.
Evee throwing up on the floor.
Red juice all over the new carpet.
- No!
- Like for real, this is the worst day ever.
So, beside all that, real fast.
Everyone bought me for my birthday this vintage book.
They thought it'd be this grand idea.
It's turned out to be pretty creepy.
Like weird stuff's been happening,
and Wyatt had like this psychedelic dream
that I was a professor, and mom was a fashionista business.
Anyways, but our kids are telling me
that you guys have a book as well.
- We do!
- We, yeah.
- [Dad] Are you kidding me?
- Found a book in the attic, what do you mean as well?
- No, they bought me this book
that's like, I swear it's cursing our family.
- Where did you get this book from?
- They got it from like some creepy old store.
- [Mom] Jace loves his books,
so we went to like this antique store,
and then it like shocked us.
We tried to open the book--
- [Dad] I tried to open it, it electrocuted me.
- [Jordan] Wait, what?
- Yeah. - Dude.
- I'm gonna look like you soon, David.
My hair is gonna all pop off.
We have no details except this woman's,
I am sorry and I don't mean to be disrespectful,
but creepy old face on it.
And her name is Augustus, and there's this poem
that's like "You need to do well for your posterity".
What?
- Wait, no, we don't have the poem but we have--
- We've got the same, I think you're talking
about the same same. - Augustus is in our book too.
- [Dad] I have full on goosebumps right now.
This is creeping me out!
Okay.
- I don't know who Augustus is.
- Oh my God. - Wait have you guys found--
- There's a picture, and this the only picture
in our book is an old lady sitting in a chair.
- Yeah! - And it says Augustus.
- [Mom] Yeah, that's ours--
- [Dad] Ours isn't in a chair, it's just like
this face that's like.
- Oh!
- Wait, we've never--
- [Dad] Wait, more wrinkles.
- That happened.
- I screen shotted that.
- Except for the one time that
he couldn't say yes.
- What did I do? - I don't think
ours is cursed, but we can't figure ours out.
- Why are you--
- [Mom] You guys don't have any,
you guys don't have any info?
We thought maybe you might know more.
- I don't know why you're having bad stuff happen.
- The only thing that we figured out
so far is just a couple of recipes,
and I don't think we did 'em quite right
but we're still tryna figure out.
There is a genealogy chart.
- [Mom] You guys, our power, our power just went out.
- [Dad] Our power just went out!
Can you see us?
- [Katy] What?!
- Our power's out. - We can barely see you.
You guys are breaking up really bad.
- Here, I'll--
- [Katy] Are you okay?
- I'll call you guys back!
Bye!
- [Mom] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh you guys.
Okay, let me call the power company.
See what in the, are you guys kidding me?
- Like luckily it's somewhat still light outside,
but it's really dark.
What happened?
- I don't like darkness.
- Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
- [Dad] Let me go try our breaker.
- Dad's gonna check, dad's gonna check
the power breaker again.
Are you guys okay?
Okay, Klai and Rykel, go and look for flashlights.
I don't know what's going on, you guys.
This has been the worst day ever,
and we're gonna figure this out.
Dad's talking to the power company.
Still a little light outside,
but it's getting dark, it's like,
is it almost seven or six? - I don't like dark.
- We've got coats on, because it's starting to get cold.
Wyatt got a candle.
- Don't wanna walk too fast, or it'll go out.
- I got a flashlight. - Evee's still
not feeling well.
Okay.
You guys, this is a little crazy.
Did you gather like your, okay,
those guys have their coats on.
Shae, why don't you go and gather
the blankets, okay?
- Power company's sending somebody over
to check on the house.
- [Mom] Yeah.
- They say the power isn't out on the street.
They don't have an error message
on their grid about our house.
- [Mom] So something's wrong with our house.
- Something's wrong with our house.
So they're coming out to check it out
in like an hour or two, but it's already really cold.
- Do you see that?
- Wow that's really bright.
- Shae, do you see the light?
- [Shae] Yeah.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- [Mom] What's glowing in that room?
- What is that?
- [Mom] Do you see that?
- [Shae] It's flicking off the chair.
- Wait, wasn't this the room
that Wyatt dropped the book in?
- Yeah.
- [Mom] What is that?
- [Shae] Whoa!
- [Dad] There's like a blue glow.
- That's really crazy.
Do you guys see that?
- Yeah. - Whoa!
- Just in case it does something weird, mom--
- You guys stay right here.
You guys stay here.
Here, just mom and dad will do this.
- Whoa, looks like a stone or a jewel or something.
- It is just like the stone we have!
- Cool, here.
- No, I'll grab it.
- Okay.
No I'm gonna grab it.
- No I'll grab it.
(Shae gasping)
- No, mom!
- Where did they go, where did they go?
- What just happened?
- They're all gone!
- They're gone. - Are they in here?
- Wait, where's the stone?
- Where'd it go? - The stone--
- The blue thing.
- Oh my gosh. - They disappeared.
- Weird! - Where are they?
Where are they?
Oh my gosh you guys, what are we supposed to do?
They're gone!
- Oh my goodness.
- What just happened?
- Where did they go?!
- Where did they go?
- I don't know!
- I'm scared.
(dramatic music)