where did she put my fucking charger
always taking my shit
what the fuck
oh there it is sick of her
taking my fucking stuff
see how she likes it
cases must be expensive
dragon fish frog all
right
see how she likes it
where should i hide these
hide them right here
right here
that works
what the what the fuck are they
what the fuck
yo
what are you doing in my room
did you change my cards
did you take my charger
i don't have one
maybe i didn't have one okay
but i just i just used it feel like i stole it
but like i can't find my cards anywhere and i know you took it
you were the only one home
uh what
if i didn't then
i'm gonna freak out
do you know how hard
i worked to get that how hard hard
there's like they're sold out everywhere and i got
i pulled really good cards and now
they're just missing sold out
yeah are you telling me people line up to buy that shit
yes
it's surging sparks in the 151 etb
it literally took me forever to find that i just drive 40
it's not nerdy that's my fucking retirement fund
they're gonna be worth a lot of money one day
yeah sounds like you're a virgin
what does that have to do with anything
do you hear how you sound
no
what they're just pokemon cards
where are they stop talking what
where are pokemon
and retirement in the same sentence
yeah it could be worth a lot of money
one day they have a box from like 1990
going for like twenty thousand dollars really
yeah it's like a lucrative thing i don't believe it okay well
you're fucking stupid where are my cards like what
are you even looking for man
like what cards
are you talking about
i'm missing three
i'm missing three of the most valuable cards
i had them specifically in a different place
so that i wouldn't lose them and i know you took them
where are they
why would you think i took them
who else is home
mom and dad are home
it's just fucking you
how often do they go missing this
is the first time they've ever gone missing
can you please just give them to me
like i'm not even joking this is actually really annoying
how much oh
can you chill no
we're just talking right now
we're talking because you stole my shit
relax you're sweating
just cards
they're not just cards dude
they're not just cards i collect them
they're special to me can i please have them back
what do i need to do to get them back
just give them back like i know you have them stop
look stop
looking around my room you shouldn't be in here
where are they can you
please leave no
i'm playing zombies
i don't give a fuck about you i'm playing zombies
that's a virgin game
i'm playing bro i'm about to die
die die there you go
you just killed me
good
can you at least pause
it no and you're not self reviving either i'm a virgin
but look what you're doing
i mean
the zombies isn't as fun as like black ops
3 i don't care where are my cards
where are they
you should care
why
why not why should i care about your dumb
because you took them
i will leave
once you know my first back and you can play your little game
but i need my cards back how much are
they even worth like hot
one of those cards is like a hundred bucks when i want to go
uh
when i want to go
get my charger
i saw like a fish
hard a fish card it was like a green fish i'm missing three
okay it's not a fish what is it
you have names
i know what you stole
you stole my melodic
my Charizard and my venusaur
what language are you speaking English
please give me the back i'm not gonna keep arguing like what
do you want from me
what do you want
i want you to relax i'm relaxed yeah
turn that shit off
i'm gonna give them
what if i don't have them
what do you need
maybe like one of
your friends stupid friends
it was literally in my room ten minutes ago you came downstairs
and now they're missing when i came back
downstairs they were gone are your friends over
or something
nobody's home
maybe they're jealous of your cards
oh my god
you're dongle cards okay
where are they
how bad do you want
i want them bad man look at what i'm like shaking
oh my god
you're really annoying me you're really annoying me
can i have them back
hello
what are you like hello
where are they all right
i might have them or i might know where they are yeah shocker
where are they
hmm i'll give them to you okay
so give them to me
but only if you stop being such a virgin oh
my fucking god
you're literally infuriating
how am i supposed to just stop being a virgin
stop focusing so much on these cards
okay guys think it's
guys think it's hot and focus on something else for a bit
like what
socializing losing your virginity
okay where am i
i'm okay i'd lose my virginity today
if i had the opportunity
but i'm just gonna go find someone off the street
alright so i'll give you your cards back
if you fuck me
you're my stepbrother yes
your mom my dad married
i feel like this is like weird
well maybe i don't know because like
you're not acting like one collecting all these cards grow up
you're sitting playing video games get a job get a job
economy is really bad
it's literally like a fucking Tuesday at like twelve p m
and you're sitting playing video games
but i'm not an adult economy but i'm not an adult okay
okay all right
i'll give you your cards if you fuck me
are you insane
no not just
why is it so crazy to you like the idea of sex
just it's not the idea of sex that's crazy to me
it's fucking you you probably don't even know how to fuck
i fuck
hahaha no you don't never say that again
and what if i don't you know
you're a virgin
what if what stop talking shut up
what
if i don't fuck you i just don't get my cards pop
i'll go fucking pawn them or something
you won't do that get battle pass skins or something on my game
you would pawn those cards for some stupid
fucking skin in your game
yeah
i sold them for like ten bucks and then get like ten dollars
oh my god
okay okay
if i fuck you what you're gonna give them back
i'll give you how am i insured that you're gonna give them back
i'll show you that i have them
okay where'd
i just take them we're fucking here
nope
look bird fish and frog
what is this
give me that back
what is it a bird wings
dinosaur or something
okay give me
give me one back now
so that i'm insured you're gonna give me the rest back
i want the Charizard give me him
no which one is i'll give you the frog
a Venus sort
what do i even do
you haven't watched porn before like ever
i mean like i masturbate sometimes
yeah so just do what you've seen porn
uh
these cars behind me okay
so do
i just like let me see your tits do i just like touch it
yeah
come here let me feel let me feel your tits
you're fucking weird
you're such a pervert well
we're doing district cards so you
you're the nerd
these are nice
do i touch you
yeah touch touch my car
this is so weird
i want you to suck it
so i have to fuck you and suck your cock
yeah
i mean
you want your dumb cards
yeah yeah alright
mom and dad can't ever find out
they're gonna like actually kill us
probably kick you out not me
i'm the favor they hate you always in trouble no job
i knew you wanted to fuck me
i can tell how you always just stare at my ass yeah
it is pretty fat you like it
mm hmm
you look like you have a pretty nice dick
yeah all those times i was in the shower
and you didn't know i was in there what yeah
you came in like three times when i
was in the shower in my bathroom
oh sorry it's an accident you think i don't know
stop talking let's just do this
take your pants off i want to see your ass
happy yeah
turn around
oh man shut
okay
let me can i just like take it out and see it like
i feel naked as fuck and you're still dressed
it's nice
you like it yeah
taste it
i can't believe i have to do this for my cards back
your choice
looks like you like it
though kind of
hmm
does it feel good
hmm feels very good
oh fuck
look at me
uh
ah
uh
hmm
uh
you don't suck dick like a virgin
i'm a natural
show me that pussy
i'm nervous rub it for me
uh
i need to put it in you right now
oh
woo woo
uh huh
oh
oh oh oh oh oh
嘟嘟嘟嘟
ah
oh
oh my mouth's so tight
啊
oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh
my god
ah ah ah
oh my god my god
it feels good
oh my god it feels good yeah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah
like fuck
oh my
oh my god
oh my god i just feel so good
ah
oh my god you're
you're you're
oh my god your face is really good
oh my god yes yes
oh my god
yes yes
yes my father
really good
hmm hmm
oh oh oh oh
fuck
ah ah ah
哈哈哈哈
god fuck yes
ah
oh my god fuck
fuck fuck
她把我的充电器放在哪里了？
总是拿我的东西
搞什么鬼
哦，在那里，它厌倦了她
拿走我的东西
看看她有多喜欢
箱子一定很贵
龙鱼蛙全
对吧
看看她有多喜欢
我应该把这些藏在哪里？
把它们藏在这里
就在这儿
那有用
他们到底是什么？
搞什么鬼
呦
你在我房间里干什么
你换了我的卡吗？
你拿了我的充电器吗？
我没有。
也许我没有好吧
但我只是我只是用了它，感觉就像我偷了它。
但就像我在任何地方都找不到我的卡一样，我知道你拿走了它。
你是唯一在家的人
呃什么
如果我当时没有
我会抓狂的
你知道有多难吗
我努力工作才明白这有多难
好像到处都卖完了，我得到了
我抽到了非常好的牌，现在
他们只是错过了售罄。
是的，你是在告诉我人们排队买那东西吗？
是的
这是151 etb中汹涌的火花
我花了很长时间才发现我只开了40英里。
不是书呆子那是我的退休金
有一天它们会值很多钱
是的，听起来你是个处女。
这有什么关系？
你听到你的声音了吗
不
它们只是口袋妖怪卡
他们在哪里停止说话什么
口袋妖怪在哪里？
和退休在同一个句子里
是的，它可能值很多钱。
有一天他们有一个1990年的盒子。
真的要两万美元。
是的，这是一件有利可图的事情，我不太相信。
你真他妈蠢，我的卡在哪里？
你在找男人吗？
比如什么卡
你是在说
我少了三个
我少了三张最值钱的卡片
我特别把它们放在不同的地方了。
这样我就不会失去它们，我知道你拿走了它们。
他们在哪里？
你为什么会认为我拿走了它们？
还有谁在家
爸爸妈妈回家了
只是操你
他们多久错过一次这个？
这是他们第一次失踪
你能把它们给我吗？
就像我甚至没有开玩笑一样，这真的很烦人。
多少钱哦
你能冷静一下吗？不
我们现在只是在聊天
我们谈话是因为你偷了我的东西
放松你在出汗
只是卡片
他们不只是纸牌老兄
它们不仅仅是卡片，我收集它们。
它们对我来说很特别，我能拿回它们吗？
我需要做什么才能把它们拿回来？
把它们还给我，就像我知道你让它们停下来一样。
看停止
环顾我的房间，你不应该在这里
你能把它们放在哪里吗？
请留下不
我在演僵尸
我才不管你呢我在玩僵尸
那是处女游戏
我在玩兄弟我快死了
去死吧去死吧
你刚刚杀了我
好
你能至少暂停一下吗
没有，你也没有自我恢复，我是处女。
但看看你在做什么
我的意思是
僵尸可不像秘密行动那么有趣
3我不在乎我的卡在哪里
他们在哪里？
你应该关心
为什么
为什么不呢？我为什么要关心你的哑巴？
因为你拿走了它们
我会离开
一旦你知道我第一次回来，你就可以玩你的小游戏了
但我需要我的卡，多少钱？
它们甚至像热的一样值得
当我想去的时候，其中一张卡就像一百美元。
额
当我想走的时候
拿我的充电器
我看到一条鱼
硬鱼卡，就像一条绿色的鱼，我少了三条。
好吧不是鱼是什么
你有名字
我知道你偷了什么
你偷了我的旋律
我的Charizard和我的金星
你说的是什么语言英语
请给我退后，我不会一直争论什么？
你想从我这里得到吗？
你到底想要什么
我要你放松我很放松耶
把那玩意关掉
我要给他们
如果我没有它们怎么办？
你需要什么？
也许就像
你的朋友愚蠢的朋友
十分钟前你下楼的时候还在我房间里
现在我回来的时候它们不见了。
楼下他们走了，你的朋友们在吗？
或者什么的
没人在家
也许他们嫉妒你的牌
哦我的天
你是加密狗卡，好吗？
他们在哪里？
你想要多糟糕
我想让他们坏人看看我在摇晃什么
哦我的天
你真的很烦我你真的很烦我
我能拿回它们吗？
你好
你喜欢什么你好
他们在哪里？
我可能有，或者我可能知道它们在哪里，是的，令人震惊。
他们在哪里？
嗯，我会给你的，好吗？
所以把它们给我
但除非你不再是处女
我他妈的上帝
你真的很生气
我怎么能不再是处女呢？
别再把注意力集中在这些卡片上了
好吧伙计们觉得是
男人们觉得这很性感，暂时专注于别的事情
比如呢？
社交失去童贞
好吧我这是在哪
我很好，我今天会失去童贞
如果我有机会
但我得去街上找人
好吧，那我把你的卡还给你。
如果你操我
你是我的继兄弟是的
你妈妈我爸爸结婚了
我觉得这有点奇怪
嗯，也许我不知道，因为就像
长大后你不像一个收集所有这些卡片的人
你坐着玩游戏找份工作找份工作
经济真的很差
这简直就像一个他妈的星期二下午12点
而你却坐着玩游戏
但我不是成人经济，但我不是成人，好吗？
好吧好吧
如果你上我，我就给你名片
你疯了吗？
不不只是
为什么对你来说这么疯狂就像做爱的想法
对我来说疯狂的不是性
是操你你可能都不知道怎么操
我操
哈哈哈，不，你再也不会这么说了。
如果我不知道呢？
你还是处女
如果什么停止说话闭嘴
什么
如果我不操你，我就不会收到我的卡片。
我他妈去典当他们什么的
你不会这么做的，在我的游戏中得到战斗通行证皮肤或其他东西。
你会为了一些愚蠢的人典当那些牌
在你的游戏中他妈的皮肤
是呀
我以10美元的价格出售它们，然后得到10美元。
哦我的天
好吧好吧
如果我操了你，你会还给他们什么
我会给你我怎么保证你会把它们还给我？
我会给你看我有它们。
好吧，在哪里？
我只是带他们我们他妈的在这里
没有
看鸟鱼和青蛙
这是什么
把那个还给我
鸟的翅膀是什么？
恐龙什么的
好吧给我
现在给我退一个
这样我就有保险了，你会把剩下的还给我。
我要Charizard把他给我
不，哪一个是，我会给你青蛙。
金星排序
我该怎么办？
你从来没看过A片
我是说就像我有时手淫一样
是啊，那就做你看过的色情片
额
我后面的这些车没事
这样做
我只是想让我看看你的乳房，我只是想触摸它。
是呀
过来让我感受让我感受你的乳房
你真他妈奇怪
你真是个变态
我们在做地区卡所以你
你才是书呆子
这些很好。
我碰你吗
是的，触摸触摸我的车
这太奇怪了
我要你舔它
所以我必须操你，舔你的老二
是呀
我的意思是
你想要你的哑巴卡
是啊是啊好吧
不能让爸爸妈妈发现
他们会杀了我们的
可能会把你踢出去，而不是我
我是他们讨厌的人，你总是有麻烦，没有工作
我就知道你想干我
我知道你总是盯着我的屁股看
你喜欢它，它很胖。
嗯嗯
你看起来有个不错的老二
是的，我一直在洗澡。
你不知道我在里面什么是的
你进来了三次，当我
在我浴室的淋浴间里
哦抱歉这是个意外你以为我不知道
别说了，我们就这么做吧。
把裤子脱了我要看你的屁股
开心耶
转身
哦伙计闭嘴
好吧
让我看看，我就像把它拿出来看看一样。
我觉得自己赤身裸体，而你还穿着衣服
真不错
你喜欢是的
尝尝
真不敢相信我必须这样做才能拿回我的卡。
你的选择
看起来你喜欢
虽然有点
嗯···
感觉好吗
嗯感觉很好
哦，操
看着我
额
啊
额
嗯···
额
你不能像处女一样吸老二
我是天生的
让我看看你的阴道
我很紧张帮我揉一下
额
我现在就要把它放在你体内
噢
呜呜呜
嗯哼
噢
oh oh oh oh oh oh
嘟嘟嘟嘟
啊
噢
我的嘴好紧
啊
哦我的天哦我的天
哦我的天哦我的天哦
我的天
啊啊啊
哦，我的上帝，我的上帝
感觉很好
哦，我的上帝，感觉很好，是的
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
啊啊啊啊啊
像操一样
噢我的
哦我的天
天啊我只是感觉太好了
啊
哦，我的上帝，你是
你你
天啊你的脸真好看
哦，我的上帝，是的，是的
哦我的天
对对
是的我父亲
真不错
嗯嗯
哦哦哦哦
操
啊啊啊
哈哈哈哈
上帝他妈的是的
啊
哦，我的上帝，操
操他妈的