不管你们去找什么援手 逃到什么地方 No matter what help you get, no matter where you go,
中午十二点之前 你们都得死 by 12:00 noon, you'll both be dead.
我们这是往陷阱里跳吗? Are we walking into a trap?
还有选择吗? Do we really have a choice?
上帝啊! Good lord!
他一直在窥探我们 He's been spying on us.
这王八蛋一直在盯我们的稍! That bloody bugger's been following us all this time!
好 一 二-- Okay. One, two--
手给我! Give me your hand!
好好感受这恐惧吧 这是你们最后的感觉了 Feel the fear. It'll be the last thing you feel.
后悔吗 斯蒂尔先生? Regrets, Mr. Steele?
只是有时候我不像你心目中的 Only that sometimes I didn't live up to
雷明顿·斯蒂尔那么优秀 the Remington Steele that you had in mind.
我不会怪你的 I won't hold it against you.
劳拉 小心! Laura, look out!
斯蒂尔传奇 第二季 第十六集
斯蒂芬妮·金伯里斯 饰 劳拉·霍尔特
皮尔斯·布鲁斯南 饰 雷明顿·斯蒂尔
名侦探的挽歌
斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 Mr. Steele, Miss Holt--
嘘 Shh.
每次都是这环节出错 劳拉 我很清楚 This is where I always go wrong, Laura. I'm sure of it.
稳住 斯蒂尔先生 Steady, Mr. Steele.
会发生什么? What's going to happen?
我要搅拌这杯东西 米尔翠 I'm going to stir it, Mildred.
安全吗 头儿? Is that safe, boss?
好了 给我 霍尔特小姐 Yeah. All right, Miss Holt.
谢谢 Thank you.
啊! 别忘了装饰 Ah! Lest we forget to garnish.
你是调来喝还是调来夸的? You going to drink it or just admire it?
五年了 霍尔特小姐 Five years, Miss Holt.
从那名美国流亡者 著名的财富猎人休·埃克斯 Five years since Sue Akers, an american expatriate...
在她米克诺斯的酒吧里 and a rather well-known soldier of fortune,
给我调制那杯"搔痒"算起 已经五年了 mixed me a "Tropical itch" at her bar on Mykonos.
整整五年来 And for five years,
我一直想试出这个配方 哼! I've been trying to ferret out the recipe. Hmm.
怎么不给她打电话直接问呢? Why don't you just call her and ask her?
唉 可怜的休和希腊当局结了很大的梁子 Alas, poor Sue ran a foul of the Greek authorities.
"搔痒"的配方恐怕已经和她同归地下了 I'm afraid the "Itch" recipe died with her.
万岁 米尔翠! Banzai, Mildred.
该死 Damn.
恐怕搅拌得有点过了 Stirred it a shade too well, I afraid.
好吧 回头再重来一次 Oh, well, back to the drawing board.
什么事 米尔翠? Yes, Mildred?
噢 这些问卷是 Oh. These questionnaires from
国家调查事务局送来的函件 the State Bureau of Investigative Services arrived in the mail.
我们得填好了再寄回去 Now, they have to be filled out and returned,
邮戳日期必须是今天 postmarked, today.
给你 Here they are.
好了 我们楼的邮差最后来取信的时间是中午十二点 Now, our building postman will pick up his last mail at 12:00.
所以 记得填完封好 So, please remember to fill them out and seal them.
信封是随函附带的 然后交给邮差 The envelopes are attached. And give them to him.
好吗? 几小时后见 Okay? And I'll see you in a couple of hours.
现在吃午餐有点早吧 米尔翠? It's a little early for lunch, isn't it? Mildred?
午什么餐 我有个重要约会 Lunch, schmunch. I got a hot date.
是我在保龄球社团里认识的一个家伙 It's a guy I met at my bowling league.
斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 Mr. Steele, Miss Holt,
也许你们还记得我 perhaps you remember me.
德斯科因少校 应该没有打扰到两位吧 Major Descoine. I trust I haven't come at an inopportune time.
无论如何 少校 请进来 Oh, by all means, Major, please do come in.
在我们等警察过来这会儿 Perhaps you'd like a drink, Major,
有兴趣来一杯吗 少校? while we're waiting for the police to arrive.
霍尔特小姐 别这么不友好嘛 Now, don't let's be inhospitable, Miss Holt.
毕竟我是自愿来这儿的 After all, I have come of my own free will.
要抓住你可很不容易啊 少校 You're a very difficult man to track down, Major.
过去几个月 You have given fits to detective Jarvis
你让贾维斯警探和他手下吃了不少苦头 and his men these last few months.
在让你胆寒之前 斯蒂尔先生 我是不会被抓到的 So long as I haven't given you cause for consternation, Mr. Steele.
我可一点也不害怕 Oh, none whatsoever.
老实说 霍尔特小姐和我 I can honestly say that sins Holt and I...
揭穿了你给我栽赃杀人的阴谋 这如果算犯罪 foiled your attempt to frame me for murder,
我干起来眼睛都会不眨一下 I haven't given you a moment's thought.
好了 我来这可不是怀旧的 Well, I'm afraid I'm not here to reminisce.
实际上 是为了庆祝周年纪念日 Indeed, I'm here to celebrate an anniversary.
今天是我最亲爱的莉莉自杀三周年祭日 Today marks three years since the suicide of my darling Lily,
她是被你们害死的 for which you are to blame.
我们只是查处了一起银行贪污案 All we did was investigate the embezzlement scheme...
你和莉莉·马丁牵涉其中而已 which you and Lily Martin were involved in.
我们真的很遗憾 她选择了终结生命 And we're truly sorry that she chose to end her life
而非去监狱服刑 instead of go to prison.
多谢你的同情 I thank you for your pity.
不过我说了 我来这是为了庆祝 But as I said, I'm here for a celebration,
所以两位何不也加入呢 看看到时你们是否也别无选择 so why not join in, seeing as how you have no choice.
你现在脑子不正常 少校 You're not a well man, Major.
我真的觉得你需要帮助 I really do believe that you need help.
真正需要帮助的人不是我 I'm not the one who's in need of help.
为了纪念莉莉的死 For to commemorate Lily's death,
我要让你也尝尝死亡的滋味 I intend to bring about your own.
还有你 霍尔特小姐 And yours too, Miss Holt.
不管你们去找什么援手 So, no matter what help you get,
逃到什么地方 no matter where you go,
中午十二点之前 你们都得死 by 12:00 noon, you'll both be dead.
这是我给你们的死亡预告 That is my promise to you.
啊!该死 该死的！ Ahh! Damn! Damn!
该死! Damn!
我真烦透了这个 I'm sick and tired of this,
劳拉 我烦透了这只臭虫 Laura. I'm sick and tired of this bugger...
想来就来 想骚扰我们就骚扰我们! coming after us whenever he bloody well feels like it!
趁着还有线索 我们去抓住他 Let's go after him while the trail is still fresh.
他要在中午前杀掉我们的威胁呢? And his threat to kill us by noon?
今天中午或明天中午 有什么区别? Noon today, noon tomorrow. What's the difference?
确保我们安全的唯一办法 The only way to ensure our safety...
就是抓住他 一劳永逸 is by putting him away once and for all.
他好像把商标也撕掉了 Looks like he tore the maker's label off, as well.
这儿有个模糊的记号 There's a faint impression here.
我要拧断他的脖子 我会这么干的 I'll wring his neck. That's what I'll do.
拧断他的脖子 I'll wring his neck.
- 吹风机 吹风机 - 吹风机 - Hair dryer. Hair dryer. - Hair dryer.
这儿 稍等下 Here. Oh, hold on.
好了 Here we go.
对着这儿吹 Right on there.
好了 打火机 Okay. Cigarette lighter.
高等教育出奇迹啊 The wonders of a university education, eh?
贝尔-- Bel--
贝尔奥克斯乡村俱乐部 Bel-oaks country club.
就在街对面 挺方便嘛 Right across the street. Convenient, eh?
如果他在那买的围巾 If he bought this there,
也许店里会有购买记录 maybe they have a record of his purchase.
或是能帮我们找到他的线索 Something that'll help us find him.
没错 Yes.
希望我们还没有被他算计 I just hope he hasn't beaten us there already.
哼? 难不成我们已经中了他的剧毒 Huh? Because he's already poisoned us,
下一个钟头就会倒地而亡? and we're due to die within the next hour?
无论逃去哪里 如何反抗 我们都无法逃脱? No matter where we go or what we do, we can't escape?
他说的 His words.
如果我活不成 那至少 If I'm going to die, at the very least,
我会很高兴掐住那家伙的喉咙 I want the pleasure of wrapping my hands around his throat
拖他一起上路 and taking him with me.
来吧 管他什么阴谋! Come on. And damn the torpedoes.
打扰了 我们在哪可以找到这种围巾? Excuse me. How do we get another one of these mufflers?
- 你们是...? - 呃 我们是... - You two members? - Uh, we're guests...
汉密尔顿先生的客人 (十美元的正面肖像是亚历山大·汉密尔顿 美国第一任财政部长) of, uh, Mr. Hamilton's.
我听说他的会员资格过期了 I heard his membership lapsed.
呃 杰克逊先生打过电话说我们要来的 (二十美元肖像为安德鲁·杰克逊) Uh, Mr. Jackson phoned ahead to say that we were on our way.
电话今天整天都占线 The line was busy all day.
和阿托克马斯的格兰特将军并肩作战 (五十美元肖像为尤里西斯·格兰特 阿托克马斯即为他接受南军投降之地) Stood arm in arm with Grant at Appomattox.
教会了我不能不战而降 Taught me never to surrender without a fight.
别担心 我会让他开开心心的 Don't worry. I'll show him a good time.
沿着那边走 有条去俱乐部的路 Go around the side. There's a path to the clubhouse.
- 你不会漏看的 - 谢谢 - You can't miss it. - Thank you.
这里可真漂亮 It's awfully pretty out here.
如果我们此刻不是在追捕 I'd appreciate it even more if we weren't in the process...
一个在我刚开始有些起色时 of chasing down a raving lunatic...
就想要我命的疯子 who's trying to destroy my life at the very moment...
我会更有心情欣赏的 I've finally started to make something of it.
真有意思 我们总不愿意承认自己的感受 Funny how we hold back our confessions...
非要到火烧眉毛才后悔 until we think it's too late for them to do us any harm.
提醒你一下 霍尔特小姐 我可不是在忏悔 For your information, Miss Holt, I was not making a confession.
我只是在陈述事实 I was merely stating a fact,
还以为你会感兴趣呢 in which I thought you had some interest.
等到这件事了结 斯蒂尔先生 If we ever get out of this, Mr. Steele,
我不介意听听你这些"事实" I wouldn't mind hearing some of those facts.
我会牢记的 I'll bear that in mind.
过一刻钟了 我们在这说笑 时间飞逝啊 Quarter after. Time flies when you're having fun.
- 趴下! - 让开! - Get down! - Fore!
看到我的球了吗? Happen to see my ball?
一定在附近什么地方 Must be around here somewhere.
高尔夫这玩意儿 挺危险哈? Dangerous thing, this golf, yes?
搞什么鬼! Well, how shocking!
这会夹死人的! Why, someone might have been killed!
我得马上去和管理员说说 I must speak to the groundskeeper immediately.
太搞笑了 Yes. Well, that's funny.
我们一心防备着少校 We're so worried about the Major,
却差点踩到个捕熊夹子 we almost step into a bear trap.
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
劳拉 你没觉得有点奇怪吗 Laura, doesn't it strike you as a little odd
洛杉矶市中心的高尔夫管理员 that the groundskeeper for a golf course in the heart
居然会在场地里放捕熊夹子? of Los Angeles would be laying out bear traps?
不奇怪 Not in the least.
城里很多地方都受到大型食肉动物的威胁 Many areas of the city are terrorized by large, predatory animals.
你说的是单身酒吧吗? Referring to singles bars?
知道吗 如果少校真想杀我们 You know, if the Major really intends to kill us,
比捕熊夹子好的主意多得是 he'll have to do a lot better than bear traps.
我希望他有些更好的...杀人方式 I expect he has something a bit more, uh, terminal in mind.
雷明顿·斯蒂尔之墓 劳拉·霍尔特之墓 1984年2月21日去世
谁订的这些墓碑? Who ordered those headstones?
请两位多多包涵 You'll have to forgive me.
我这个耳朵啊 你们懂的 什么都听不见 My ears, you know, I-- I don't hear so good anymore.
有趣的是 上一点历史课就能治好耳聋 Amazing how a little history lesson can cure the deaf.
汉密尔顿和杰克逊 两位最著名的听觉专家 Hamilton and Jackson, two of our more renowned audiologists.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
好多了 Much better.
那么 谁订的这些墓碑? Now, who ordered these tombstones?
是个棕色头发的家伙 Brown-haired guy.
个子不高但挺结实 说话吐词不清 Kind of-- kind of stocky. And mumbled a lot too.
呃 也可能是助听器快没电了 Uh, but my battery was runnin' down.
如果赶紧的话 你还能抓到他 If you hurry, you can catch him.
哪儿? Where?
他从这儿穿过 往那条路上去了 He came right through here, went up that way.
- 好 谢谢你 - 不客气 - All right, thank you. - Okay.
稍等一下 别挥杆! 谢谢 Just a moment. Hold it! Thank you.
走这边 This way.
没事吧? Okay?
你们两个有毛病吧? What's the matter with you two?
没看到警示牌吗? Didn't you see the warning signs?
什么牌? 有个鬼的警示牌啊! What signs? There weren't any bloody signs!
没有才怪! Like hell there weren't.
这个一定是爆炸掀翻的 A blast knocked that one over,
可我知道山顶上还有一个 but I know there's one right on top of the hill.
就在你们俩过来的路上 Right where you two came over.
虽然现在看不见 可我知道它就在那儿 I don't see it right now, but I know it was there.
呃--为什么你在这埋炸药? Uh-- why are you dynamiting here?
我们在扩建高尔夫球场 这里以后会作沙坑 We're extending the golf course. Those are gonna be bunkers.
我们来之前 有人刚刚从这里过去吗? Didn't another man pass through here just before we did?
只有德斯科因 Just Descoine.
德斯科因少校? Major Descoine?
对 我的新爆破手 Yeah, my new blast man.
他可是真正的爆破专家 服役时学的 A real demolitions expert. Learned it in the service.
他人呢? Where is he?
就在那边 Right over there.
好吧 刚刚还在那边 Well, he was over there.
每次我要找他 这家伙就没影了 Never can find him when I need him.
他走不了多远 He can't have gone far.
一定就在什么地方 一定! He's here somewhere. He's gotta be.
就领先我们一点点 Just a few seconds ahead of us.
九码的鞋子差不多吧? Size nine sound about right?
嗯 往那边去了 Mmm. There they go.
看! Look!
还有帽子! And his hat!
他一定是从下面游过去了! He must've swum through there!
呃 也可能是诡计 Uh, or a trick.
天知道我们多久才能游出这个水下管道 Who knows how far that pipe goes underwater before we can get out?
- 只有一个办法知道 你说呢? - 什么? - Only one way to find out, eh? - What?
"大海的女儿" 埃丝特·威廉斯主演 米高梅 Neptune's Daughter. Esther Williams. MGM.
1949年出品 1949.
噢 妈的 噢 Oh, dear. Oh.
等等我啊 Wait. Wait.
别再拉我来做这种事儿了 Don't ever do anything like that to me again.
小小的游个泳有利于你的身心健康 Nothing the matter with a little swim to keep you fit.
下次你创造雷明顿·斯蒂尔时 记得给他安个鱼鳃 The next time you invent Remington Steele, give him gills.
- 这到底是什么地方? - 走吧 - What is this place anyway? - Come on.
枪 枪 我的枪 My gun. My gun. My gun.
- 你带枪来了? 进水了吧? - 湿透了 - You got it? Soggy? - A bit damp.
他一定就在前面不远 He can't be far ahead.
我们这是往陷阱里跳吗? Are we walking into a trap?
我们还有选择吗? 来吧 Do we really have a choice? Come on.
好 Okay.
- 你最好看看这个 - 瞧这个 - You better see this. - Look at this.
还有这边这个 And this, here.
- 你拿的什么? - 你看这些 - What do you got? - Look at these.
他在监视我们 He's been spying on us.
这王八蛋一直在盯我们的稍! That bloody bugger's been following us all this time!
真让我毛骨悚然 Gives me the creeps.
你是想说奶油吧? (Creeps与Creams发音相近) Cream, did you say?
这盘子里就是 It's right here on the tray.
我们趁热来喝一点吧 怎么样? Let's get it while it's hot, shall we?
噢 不好意思 可我觉得自己已经很友好了 Oh, I'm so sorry. I feel I so well already.
我是少校的女儿 I'm the Major's daughter.
我们没听说过少校还有子女 We weren't aware the Major had any children.
就我一个 Just me.
你对自己的父亲了解多少? How much do you know about your father?
我知道他是个通缉犯 也是个天才 I know that he's wanted. I know that he's a genius.
我还知道在这些面具之下 他其实是个好人 And I know that he's a good man underneath it all.
那就在他惹出更多麻烦之前 帮我们找到他吧 Then help us find him before he gets into more trouble.
你不用担心我父亲 霍尔特小姐 Oh, you don't have to worry about my father, Miss Holt.
只要他杀掉你们俩 Once he kills the two of you,
就会金盆洗手 他保证过的 he's through being a criminal, he promised.
哟 这可不怎么符合 Oh. Hardly in keeping with
那部电影的欢快精神啊 是吧? the lighthearted spirit of the movie, is it?
电影? The movie?
"少校和未成年人" The Major and The Minor.
雷·米兰德和金格尔·罗杰斯主演 派拉蒙1942年出品 Ray Milland, Ginger rogers. Paramount, 1942.
斯蒂尔先生非常喜欢 Mr. Steele has a great fondness
把电影和现实生活相联系 for equating motion pictures with real life.
我喜欢电影 Oh, I like the movies.
不过斯蒂尔先生 But, Mr. Steele, surely we can think
生命里的最后几分钟 我们还是别光探讨电影 of a better way for you to fill your final minutes...
换个好点的方式度过如何 than trading motion picture annotations.
来 喝杯茶吧 Here, have some tea.
我觉得在茶里下毒会有损少校的颜面吧 I should have thought, uh, poisoned tea beneath the Major's dignity.
他和我说过你很多疑 He told me you'd be suspicious.
不过我可以向你保证 这个绝对适合人类食用 But I assure you. It's perfectly fit for human consumption.
就算是这样 我们现在也不渴 Just the same, we're not particularly thirsty right now.
也有某种可能 你在这一段时间内 It's also quite possible that you've been ingesting small doses...
都在摄入微小剂量的毒物 of whatever that poison is over some period of time,
所以现在毒药对你无效 却会要了我们的命 so that by now you're immune to whatever would kill us.
你真是可笑 斯蒂尔先生 How very droll of you, Mr. Steele.
听上去就像是电影情节 That does sound like something out of the movies.
如果你不介意的话 坦白说 Frankly, if you don't mind my saying so,
我很难想象你能击败我父亲 而且还是两次 I can't imagine how you managed to defeat dad not once but twice.
你一定非常走运 You must be very lucky.
你父亲机关算尽 可就是算不到运气 Luck being the only thing your father can't plan around.
长远来看 谋算比靠运气要好 In the long run, it's better to be good than lucky.
柠檬 我忘了这个 Oh, lemon. That's what I forgot.
有什么需要我为两位拿的吗? Anything I can get you that you would deign to have?
- 没有 谢谢 - 没有 谢谢 - No, thank you. - No, thank you. No, thank you.
我们抓住她吧 Let's grab her.
如果他发现女儿有危险 就不会寻我们的晦气了 如何? He won't hit us if he thinks his daughter is in danger, okay?
很高兴有机会和你们相处 I'm so glad we had this chance to be together.
上! Now!
该死的! Oh, damn!
上帝啊! Oh, good Lord!
把门关上 Shut the door.
窗户! The window!
别急 别急 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
靠垫 劳拉 给我靠垫 Cushions, Laura. Cushions.
快走 厨房 去厨房 Come on. Kitchen. Kitchen.
噢! 我没穿鞋 来吧 用肩膀-- Oh! No shoes. Come here. Put your shoulder--
两人总比一人好啊 Two are better than one, okay?
把手给我 Give me your foot.
脚给我 Give me your foot.
来 抓紧了 Come here. Hold on to me.
没事了 It's all right.
那小丫头不可能从这条路出去 The minor couldn't have gone out that way.
漂亮的诡计 Lovely trick.
有其父必有其女 Like father, like daughter.
我们要么被烧死 Well we either burn to death,
要么就从三楼跳下去 or we jump three floors.
我有主意了 跟我来 I've got an idea. Come on.
一起来 拿床垫 Come with me. Get the mattress.
- 快点 - 好嘞 - Come on. Quick. - Right.
走走走 Let's go. Let's go.
越来越热了 It's getting hot.
我们的飞毯 各位请坐好! Our magic carpet. All aboard!
你以前飞过吗? Have you ever flown one of these before?
当然啰 Of course, I have.
杰罗尼莫! (传奇印第安英雄) Geronimo!
再也不坐这种便宜舱位了 Last time I fly coach.
哇喔 爸爸一定不会相信的 Oh, wow. Dad's not gonna believe this one.
我知道-- 我知道自己会后悔说这个 I know-- I know I'm gonna regret saying this,
- 不过 我们追吧 - 好 - but come on. - Yeah.
跳! Jump!
在下面 Down there.
那边 There.
她在那 There she is.
还有多长时间? What time have you got?
- 二十分钟 - 好极了 - Twenty of. - Great.
"干掉"这二十分钟--请恕我这么表达--应该不那么难吧? Shouldn't be so hard to-- pardon the expression-- "Kill" 20 minutes.
有何建议? Are you suggesting?
我们追丢了少校 We've lost the Major's scent,
时间也快熬到了 and we're running out of time.
最好能找个安全的地方 熬过中午 Better to go someplace safe, wait till it's past noon...
然后重新考虑我们的作战计划 and then regroup with our own plan of attack.
经历了这么多之后 After what we've been through,
你真觉得我们还能找到安全地方? you really think we'll find a-- a safe place?
当然 有个藏身之处 Sure. There's a little hiding place
我在那从小玩到大 I used to play in, growing up around here.
他有可能在跟踪我们 Well, he may be following us.
要想个办法隐藏行踪 We'll need to find a quick way to cover our tracks.
等等 你去叫辆出租车 Wait. Go get us a cab.
- 我给家里打个电话 - 好 - I'm gonna call home. - Okay.
你好妈妈 Hello, mother?
嗨 是我 劳拉 Hi, it's Laura.
我忘了今天是你的桥牌日 不会耽误你太久的 I didn't realize it was your bridge day. I won't keep you.
天气? The weather?
天气不错 It's lovely.
你那边怎么样? How about there?
噢 太遗憾了 Oh, I'm sorry.
也许你该搬到这边来 Maybe you ought to move out here.
好吧 我知道了 你喜欢现在的地方 Right. I know, you like it where you are.
你那些朋友一定很有意思 I'm sure your friends are wonderful.
还有其他人吗? Who else have you got?
我不知道你会需要谁 I didn't think you needed anybody.
你总是那么的-- Well, you were always so self-re--
总是那么自立 you were always so self-reliant.
想想爸爸离开时 你不是应对得很好吗? Well, think how well you handled dad's leaving.
我是在夸你 I meant it as a compliment.
面对逆境从容没什么不好 There's nothing wrong with handling adversity well.
我一直努力想这样 I try to do that.
稍等一下 Just one minute.
好吧 好吧 去开门吧 Right. Okay, okay. Go get the bell.
不 我很好 真的 No. I'm fine, really.
好得不能再好了 Nothing could be better.
知道了 知道了 快去吧 有空给我电话 Right. Right. Go. Call when you get the chance.
再见 Bye.
去河道那边吧 Head toward the Channel, please.
你妈妈怎么样? How's your mother?
她那边天气很糟 They're having lousy weather back there.
每年这个时节都这样 对吧? Well, they always do this time of year, don't they?
来 Here.
我没有哭 是因为害怕死亡 I'm not crying because I'm afraid to die.
我哭则是因为生命中 I'm crying because there have been
有那么多事我无法掌控 too many things in my life which were out of my control.
我也经常会有这种感慨 I've had the same grievance myself, now and again.
你知道吗 如果我能作得了生活的主 Don't you realize, if it were left to me,
我会让一切都尽如人意 I would make everything right for everyone?
如果我能作主 我会把决定权让给你的 If it were up to me, I would leave it up to you.
你这么说就是想哄我别哭吧 You're just saying that to make me stop crying.
管用了 不是吗? It worked, didn't it?
听着劳拉 我们只能选择两种人生 Look, Laura, there are only two ways to go through life,
一种就像你 数学系的高材生 Like you, the mathematics student,
希望一切就如你想的那样井然有序 expecting to find your universe in perfect working order,
对自己和周围的人要求很高 demanding too much of yourself and everyone around you,
然后每每都会失望 finding yourself disappointed at every turn.
另一种就像我 浪子一个 Or like me, the wanderer,
从来都一穷二白 连爹妈都没有 entitled to nothing, not even parents,
可我经常都很开心 只要某些事情我做得不错 finding myself pleasantly surprised when something does go right,
或某些人对我示好 or somebody pats me on the back
而非把我当成空气 instead of kicking me in the teeth.
可如果你没想过会成功 Where do you get the strength to try
哪来奋斗的动力呢? when you don't think you'll succeed?
如果你老是意气消沉 And where do you find the strength
又哪来的力量 to pick yourself up time and time again...
一次又一次重新振作呢? when you let yourself down?
我相信自己 I believe in myself.
我也相信自己 无论此刻我是什么样子 And I believe in whoever I am at the moment.
如果这样不行 我就换个样子 And when that doesn't work anymore, I become someone else.
教教我吧 Teach me that, will you?
那也许我们就能解决这堆麻烦 And then maybe we can run away from all this mess.
我还希望你能...教教我怎么坚持战斗呢 I was hoping you'd, uh, teach me how to stand and fight.
噢喔 敌人在七点方向 Uh-oh. Bandit at 7:00.
开到洗车房去 Pull into that car wash over there.
好的! Okay!
好了 我们就待在车里 That's all right. We'll stay in here.
下车找个旅馆更舒服点吗? Don't you think you might be better off in a motel?
车里比较带劲 This is so much more exciting.
嘿 58号呼叫本尼 Hey, five-eight to Bennie.
我是本尼 请讲 This is Bennie, go ahead.
你不会相信的 You're not gonna believe this.
进来洗个车 Pulled into the car wash,
一出门 车上两人没了 came out the other end, and the couple that was in was gone.
我怎么没想到这招? Why didn't we think of this sooner?
我经常会这么想 I've thought about it often.
我们的最后时光不会这么憋屈吧? Wouldn't have been such a bad way to spend our last hour.
后悔了 斯蒂尔先生? Regrets, Mr. Steele?
只是有时候我不像你心目中的 Only that sometimes I didn't live up...
雷明顿·斯蒂尔那么优秀 to the Remington Steele that you had in mind.
我不会怪你的 I won't hold it against you.
你应该说 You're supposed to say that
斯蒂尔该有的我已经都有了 甚至还有过之 I'm everything he's supposed to be and more.
如果我那么说 你就会得意忘形 If I said that, it would go to your head.
也就不再是那个你了 Then you'd cease to be what I just said you were.
谢谢啊 霍尔特小姐 从我自己手里保护了我自己 Thank you, Miss Holt, for protecting me from myself.
愿意效劳 斯蒂尔先生 Anytime, Mr. Steele.
那儿右转吧 Make a right over there, please.
好嘞 Okay.
从我小时到现在 这地方一直没变 The place hasn't changed since I was a kid.
我们就是在那个排水管道里玩耍的 That's where we played, in the run-off tunnels.
给你 好了 谢谢啊 Here you go. Right. Thank you very much.
不像个适合孩子的安全地方 Doesn't seem the safest place for kids.
所以才好玩嘛 That's why it was so much fun.
还有几分钟我们就熬过中午了 Just a few more minutes and we're home free.
希望你不会--不会怕黑 I hope you're not afraid-- of the dark.
当然不 从德斯科因现身以后 No, this is the first time since Descoine showed up
这还是我第一次感觉到安全 that I've really felt safe.
德斯科因 你想要公平决斗 You want a fair fight, Descoine,
我就在这儿 来吧 我们决一死战 I'm right here. Let's have it. Come on.
来啊! 你听到了吗? Come on! Do you hear me?
放过霍尔特小姐 她和你无冤无仇 But let Miss Holt go. You've no quarrel with her.
别听他的 德斯科因 Don't listen to him, Descoine.
我才是你要找的人 I'm the one you want.
莉莉·马丁的案子是我办的 I was the one who did all the legwork on the Lily Martin case.
斯蒂尔先生当时不--他当时不在洛杉矶! Mr. Steele wasn't-- he was out of town at the time!
恐惧 The fear.
斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 好好感受吧 Feel it, Mr. Steele, Miss Holt,
让这恐惧填满你的肠胃 rising up out of the pit of your stomach,
沁入你的咽喉 冲击你的大脑 into your throat, pounding in your brain,
扼住你的呼吸 choking off your breath.
感受吧 感受这恐惧 Feel it. Feel the fear.
这是你们最后的感觉了 It'll be the last thing you feel.
我们去逮住这个混蛋 Let's get the bugger.
以前我知道每只老鼠的名字 There was a time when I knew each of these by name.
我只希望你别和这些老朋友叙旧 I'd just as soon you didn't renew your acquaintance.
来吧 Come on.
照照那边 Shine the light over there.
我的天哪! Oh, my god!
他偷了我以前的日记 He's stolen one of my old diaries.
那里头还恰好提到了这地方吧? Happen to mention this place in it?
- 是吧? - 天哪 - Huh? - Oh, geez.
劳拉 小心! Laura, look out!
很明显 少校希望在中午干掉我们 Apparently, the major intends to kill us at noon
不急于这一时 and not a moment sooner.
是空枪 Blanks.
- 这边! - 抓住他! - Come here! - Get him!
这次你落我手里了 德斯科因! This time you're mine, Descoine!
抓住他! Get him!
过来啊 你这混蛋! Come here, you bugger!
来啊 来啊 王八羔子! Come here. Come here, you bugger!
来! 来啊! Come here! Come here!
我一向不提倡暴力 斯蒂尔先生 I'd think twice about violence, Mr. Steele.
那不是达成目标的好办法 It's not a pretty path to go down.
经验之谈吗? The wisdom of experience, eh?
我等这一刻等到花儿都谢了! I've been waiting for this moment for such a long time!
给我下去吧! Get down there.
不要杀他! Don't kill him!
给我个理由! Giive me one good reason why not!
我可以给你六个理由 I'll give you six good reasons,
每个都包括135粒铅子 (意指左轮枪有六颗子弹) and each one has a hundred and thirty-five grains of lead!
放开他 伙计 Just let him go, bud.
慢慢退后 手放在头上 Step back real slow. Hands on your head!
看到你真高兴! Are we glad to see you!
哪个是德斯科因? Which one of you is Descoine?
谢谢你这么快赶来 警官 Thank you for coming so promptly, sergeant.
好了 都上来 All right. Let's get up here.
首先是你 然后再你 First, you. Then, you.
把手放在我看得见的地方 And keep your hands where I can see them.
德斯科因 你不要动 我把他俩先铐起来 Descoine, you wait there till I get 'em cuffed.
你来的正是时候 警官 You came just in time, sergeant.
再迟来一步 我就要玩完了 A few more moments, and it'd have been all over for me.
我和你讲 德斯科因 I told you, Descoine.
面临死亡威胁时 一定要找警察 When you get a death threat, let the police handle it.
是我们面临他的死亡威胁! We're the ones that got the death threats, from him!
是吗? 那为什么他会打电话报警 Then why did he call to say
说有人威胁要在中午前杀了他 someone was threatening to kill him here at noon?
为什么你的手又会掐在他脖子上呢? And why did I see you with your hands around his neck?
他打一开始就是这么计划的 This must have been his plan all along.
想把我们陷害进警局 He was gonna ambush us on our way to the police station.
或是进监狱 Or at the jail.
上来 Come on.
好了 对不起啦 警官 That's it. Sorry, officer.
别动 不要动 不要动 Don't move! Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
听着 你一定得明白 Listen. You have to understand.
去给凶杀组的贾维斯警探打电话吧 Call detective Jarvis of homicide...
告诉他德斯科因少校想要谋杀雷明顿·斯蒂尔 And tell him Major Descoine is trying to kill Remington Steele.
把枪给我 万事好商量 Just give me the gun, and everything will be all right.
别做会让你后悔的事 Don't do anything you'll regret.
这没用 劳拉 他根本就听不进去 It's no good, Laura. He's not gonna listen to us.
- 滚上来 德斯科因 枪给我 - 德斯科因! - Get up here, Descoine! I got it. - Descoine!
他逃回隧道了 He's back in the tunnels!
德斯科因! 德斯科因! Descoine! Descoine!
他在下边搞不好有个军械库 He may have an armory down there.
我们回办公室吧 给贾维斯警探打电话 We'll go back to the office, call jarvis.
如果他们还要逮捕我们 那我们就在那等着好了 If they want to arrest us, we'll wait for them there.
- 至少能熬过这个中午 走 - 好吧 - At least it'll be past noon. Come on. - All right.
我们做到了 We made it.
中午十二点 我都没敢想还能熬到这时候 12:00. I didn't think I'd ever see it.
可我们做到了 劳拉 But we did it, Laura.
不尽然啊 Not quite.
永别了斯蒂尔先生 Good-bye, Mr. Steele.
霍尔特小姐 Good-bye, Miss Holt.
打开门! Open it.
该死的! 锁上了 Damn it! It's secure.
试试你办公室的门 Try your office door.
这边也锁上了 It's got one of these things too!
安全牢靠的高楼窗 Nice, safe, high-rise windows.
以防你失手打破玻璃掉下去 真他妈好极了 So you can't accidentally break them and fall out. Wonderful.
这玩意儿弄不熄! This thing won't shut off!
给 把它捂住 Here. Cover it with this.
- 也许空调还能运作 - 噢 不! - Perhaps the air conditioner will work. - No, no!
它只会往房间里吹风 That'll only blow the gas around the room.
除非--等等--我们可以逆转风向 Unless somehow-- wait a minute-- we can reverse it.
- 你以前干过吗? - 我想是成了 - Have you done it? - I think we've got it.
搞定 Okay.
有效了 走吧 It's working. Come on.
还好吧? You okay?
怎么回事? 我发现--噢... What's this? I found-- oh, my...
上帝啊 Goodness.
发生了什么事? What happened?
别问了 米尔翠 Don't ask, Mildred.
不要--不要问 Just don't-- don't ask.
- 好吧 你们没事吧? - 没事 - Well, are you all right? - Yes.
约会怎么样 米尔翠? Date hot enough for you, Mildred?
噢 那就是个混球 斯蒂尔先生 Oh, he was a gutter ball, Mr. Steele.
他居然想跟我推销保险 He tried to sell me insurance.
不好意思我来迟了 朋友们 Sorry I'm a few minutes late, folks.
有邮件要给我吗? Got something for me?
- 有的 - 请稍候 - Yes. - Just a second.
等一下 Uno momento.
什么? 氯苯乙酮 What? Alpha-chloroacetophenone.
这不是无毒的吗? Isn't that non-toxic?
是无毒 Yes.
你什么意思? What are you doing?
抱歉 My apologies.
可对少校的阴谋 再小心也不为过 But you can never be too care for the Major's concerned.
那烟杀不了我们 这个可以 The gas wouldn't have killed us, but this would.
而且死法很难看 And it's a particularly ugly death.
胶水里掺了一种混合毒素 The glue was laced with a combination of toxins,
一般被称为"毁灭天使" commonly referred to as "The Destroying Angel."
见效很慢 Very slow-acting.
需要好几个小时 It would've been hours
我们才会意识到自己中了毒 before we realized that we'd been poisoned.
到那时-- And by that time--
到那时 杀人凶器 By that time, the murder weapon...
已经被邮回给凶手了 would have been mailed back to the murderer.
绝妙的诡计 The ultimate conceit.
所以 你们没有邮件要给我? So, you don't have anything for me after all?
恰恰相反 On the contrary.
我是不是错过什么了? Did I miss something?
有什么事啊? May I help you?
今天的邮件收完了吗? 我要找一封233邮箱的信 Is today's mail all up yet? I'm expecting something. Box 233.
233邮箱有什么信吗? Anything back there for 233?
233邮箱? 没问题 Two-three-three? You got it.
哟 国家调查事务局的 Uh, State Bureau of Investigative Service.
你做这行的啊? You work with them, hmm?
差不多吧 Something like that.
噢噢 私家侦探啊 那一定非常刺激吧 Oh. Oh. Must be awfully exciting, being a private eye, I mean.
不清楚 我就是个小职员 做点本职工作而已 I wouldn't know. I'm just a clerk who minds his own business.
什么意思? What's this?
游戏到此为止了 少校 The war is over, Major.
- 快跑孩子! - 拦住她 米尔翠! - Run, kid! - Stop her, Mildred!
呔! Hai!
你个缺德孩子! You rotten kid!
找不到 没有! Nothing. Nothing.
这些德斯科因总有办法突然消失是吧? These Descoines certainly have a way of vanishing, don't they?
我们还会回来的 相信我 斯蒂尔先生 But we always return, Mr. Steele. You can count on it.
那就回见了 十年之后吧 少校 See you around, Major, in about 10 years.
也许我们该离开洛杉矶一阵 你们说呢? Perhaps we ought to get away for a while, eh?
我知道米克诺斯有家很不错的小酒吧 I know this quaint little bar on Mykonos.