1 00:00:00,000 --> 01:11:05,430 @TheGrandTour字幕组 2 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 翻译 佳东 卡卡 李想 17 3 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 翻译 OckRazor 渣打毛线 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 校对 清野 蛋蛋 hopsen 卡卡 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,000 校对 OckRAZOR oliver 17 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 时间轴 卡卡 框 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 后期 框 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 压制 清野 9 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,620 Hello, everybody! 10 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,620 大家好 11 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,390 Hello. Greetings. Thank you. 12 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,390 大家好 谢谢 13 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,330 Hi, there. 14 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,330 你们好 15 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,660 Hello! Hello! 16 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,660 你好 大家好 17 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,450 Thank you so much. Thank you. 18 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,450 谢谢大家 19 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:19,400 Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 20 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:19,400 十分感谢 21 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,670 And welcome to The Grand Tour 22 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,670 欢迎来到The Grand Tour 23 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:24,940 which, once again, is in Whitby. 24 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:24,940 这次我们又来到了惠特比 25 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,500 There is actually a very good reason for that. 26 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,500 原因很简单 27 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,120 It is because these two last week blew up my house, 28 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,120 因为这两人上周炸了我的房子 29 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,420 and I literally have nowhere else to go. 30 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,420 我现在真没地方可去了 31 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:38,620 Yeah. 32 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:38,620 是的 33 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:41,190 Plus... Plus, James May lost the tent bag. 34 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:41,190 另外 詹姆斯•梅还弄丢了他的帐篷包 35 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:42,660 - Soz. - Yeah, he did. 36 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:42,660 -是哦 -没错 是他干的 37 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,460 He did do that. Anyway, erm... 38 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,460 他确实丢了 不管怎样 39 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:48,860 we were reminiscing, as we've been here all week, 40 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:48,860 这周 我们回忆发现 41 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:52,530 and we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth 42 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:52,530 约克郡是世上唯一的 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,270 where all three of us have had a car crash. 44 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,270 我们仨都撞过车的地方 45 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,470 So what was yours? 46 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:58,470 你那次撞了什么 47 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,780 A Triumph 2500 rolled over. 48 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,780 撞翻了凯旋2500摩托车 49 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,110 - Yeah. Hammond? - My first car. 50 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,110 -哈蒙德你呢？ -撞坏了我的第一辆车 51 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,680 And my second car. 52 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,680 以及第二辆 53 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,680 My mum's car, my dad's car, 54 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,680 我妈的车 我爸的车 55 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:09,380 my third and fourth cars, 56 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:09,380 我的第三 第四辆车 57 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,450 my first four motorcycles, 58 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,450 我的前四辆摩托车 59 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,250 the Radio York radio van, 60 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,250 约克台广播车 61 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:15,950 the Radio Leeds radio car, 62 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:15,950 利兹台广播车 63 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,850 and a jet-powered dragster. 64 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,850 还有辆直线加速火箭车 65 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:19,960 Oh, yes. 66 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:19,960 哦耶 67 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:22,530 All of those. Busy. 68 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:22,530 就这些 我很忙的 69 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,970 And, erm... And what about you in Yorkshire? 70 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,970 你呢 在约克郡撞啥了 71 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:28,500 Well, me, I'll tell you. No, 1977, 72 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:28,500 我告诉你 在1977年 73 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,570 when the driving examiner said to me, 74 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,570 当驾校考官告诉我 75 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,940 "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, you've passed," 76 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,940 祝贺你 克拉克森先生 你通过了 77 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:35,910 what I heard was, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, 78 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:35,910 我听到的却是 祝贺你 克拉克森先生 79 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,450 you are the best driver I've ever seen." 80 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,450 你是我见过最好的司机 81 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,620 - Oh, no. - 36 hours later - 82 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,620 -哦不 -36小时后 83 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,220 That's all it was, 36 hours I'd been on the roads - 84 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,220 只有这么久 36小时 我在路上 85 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,620 stuffed my mother's Audi. 86 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,620 搞坏了我母亲的奥迪 87 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,450 Wheels came off, killed a sheep. 88 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,450 轮子掉下来 杀死了一只羊 89 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,420 So, if you're the farmer, sorry about that. 90 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,420 如果你是那个农场主 那抱歉了 91 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,100 Er... Anyway, I'm glad we're still in Yorkshire, 92 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,100 总之 很高兴我们还在这里 93 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,340 because last week 94 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,340 因为上个星期 95 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,690 we said there was no real motoring connection 96 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,690 我们说到这里的汽车交通 97 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,750 with the county 98 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,750 很不发达 99 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,430 and it turns out that's not true. 100 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,430 后来证明这是错的 101 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,810 I was reading Trip Advisor last night. 102 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,810 昨天晚上我在浏览猫途鹰 103 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,460 Now, Trip Advisor is a website 104 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,460 现在使用猫途鹰的 105 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,180 for the mealy-mouthed and the bitter. 106 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:06,180 都是些刻薄尖酸的人 107 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,020 Well, hang on. I mean, it's not entirely... 108 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,020 等等 也不是完全 109 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:10,920 No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else 110 00:03:08,030 --> 00:03:10,920 不 说真的 它真没用 111 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:13,340 because you have to know someone 112 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:13,340 因为你在认识某人之后 113 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,610 before their opinion is relevant. 114 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,610 才能知道他的观点是否值得参考 115 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,270 I mean, I know Hammond, OK? 116 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,270 比如说 我认识哈蒙德 117 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:19,690 So if he tells me a restaurant's great, 118 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:19,690 如果他告诉我某家餐厅很棒 119 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,550 I know I don't want to go there 120 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,550 打死我也不会去 121 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,210 because it'll be rubbish. 122 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:23,210 肯定会很垃圾 123 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,170 You're absolutely right, actually 124 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,170 你说的太对了 125 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,580 because that bloke in the hat over there, 126 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,580 比如那边戴帽子的小伙子 127 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:28,930 I don't care how many stars he gives Oxfam Whitby 128 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:28,930 不管他给惠特比乐施会多少星 129 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:31,040 I'm not going there. 130 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:31,040 我都不会去的 131 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,160 Exactly. Anyway... 132 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,160 确实 不管怎样 133 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,680 I went on Trip Advisor, OK 134 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:36,680 我在看猫途鹰 135 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,850 and there was a review of Whitby. 136 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,850 有一则关于惠特比的评论 137 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:41,980 And it said, and I'm quoting here, 138 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:41,980 我引用一下 他说 139 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,280 "One aspect of Whitby 140 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,280 "惠特比给人的一个印象 141 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,050 " is the large number of local chavs..." 142 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:46,050 是数量惊人的当地小混混 143 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:49,880 "...who drive around the town in a circuit 144 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:49,880 他们开着巨吵的车 145 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,870 in their noise-enhanced cars." 146 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,870 绕着这个小镇兜圈" 147 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,380 Already, I don't like this person. 148 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,380 我已经开始不喜欢这人了 149 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,650 "They accelerated down the narrow streets" 150 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,650 "他们在狭窄的道路上加速 151 00:03:57,690 --> 00:04:00,140 and then slowed their engines down quickly 152 00:03:57,690 --> 00:04:00,140 然后在快到路口的时候 153 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,510 as they approached a junction, 154 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,510 猛刹车 155 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:04,930 "causing explosive-sounding backfiring." 156 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:04,930 发出爆炸般的引擎回火声" 157 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,650 He sounds like a right knob. 158 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,650 他听上去就像个智障 159 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:08,710 Of course he's a right knob, 160 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:08,710 他当然是啊 161 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,490 he's leaving a message on Trip Advisor. 162 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,490 他在猫途鹰上留言哎 163 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,210 Anyway, the police 164 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:13,210 不管怎样 警察 165 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:15,280 the police, the local police here - 166 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:15,280 当地警察 167 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,050 they've decided they've had enough of people 168 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,050 他们决定 他们受够了这些人 169 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:17,960 how they put it 170 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:17,960 他们这样描述 171 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,680 "...driving away in a manner 172 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,680 "以一种让轮胎滑行" 173 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:23,120 "that causes their wheels to spin and screech." 174 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:23,120 "和尖叫的方式来驾驶" 175 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,790 OK? So they decided to have a clampdown. 176 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,790 所以他们决定镇压 177 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,140 But, and this is the quote I love, 178 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,140 但是这句引用我喜欢 179 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,120 "The operation was curtailed due to poor weather." 180 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,120 "由于天气状况恶劣 行动取消" 181 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,170 What, are they saying... 182 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,170 所以他们是说 183 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,730 They didn't go out because it was raining? 184 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,730 外面下雨啦 干脆别出去了 185 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,240 No, law enforcement in Whitby is like cricket. 186 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,240 不 惠特比警察就像蟋蟀 187 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,720 Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle. 188 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,720 毛毛雨就让人躲到屋里去了 189 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,730 So this is... This is the Whitby Town 190 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,730 那么 我们说的是 191 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,810 Police we are talking about here? 192 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,810 惠特比警察对吧 193 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:47,150 - Yeah, the WTPD. - Yeah. 194 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:47,150 -是的 所谓WTPD -是的 195 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,550 No, hang on a minute 196 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,550 不对 别急 197 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,970 this is North Yorkshire. It's NYPD. 198 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,970 这里是北约克 应该是NYPD 199 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:55,380 Wow! It actually is! It's the NYPD! 200 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:55,380 -哇 还真是 -这可是NYPD 201 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,400 That would be a brilliant police drama. 202 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,400 这会是部很棒的警察剧 203 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,200 "Right, Constable," 204 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,200 "好了 各位警官 205 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,060 I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse, 206 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,060 警长对我很不爽 207 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:06,330 "the Mayor's chewed his arse, now we'll chew your arse." 208 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:06,330 市长对警长很不爽 因此你们的后果很严重 209 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,880 "We've got these lads - well, chavs - 210 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,880 我们这有些小姑娘 小混混 他们天天搞事 211 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,870 "that are doing, like, wheel screeches, 212 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,870 比如让轮胎尖叫 213 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,120 and you've got 48 hours to solve it 214 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,120 你有48小时来搞定他们 215 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,800 or I'll have your badge and your truncheon." 216 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,800 不然我就没收你的警徽和警棍 217 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,410 Anyway, on our car show tonight... 218 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,410 总之 在我们今晚的汽车节目里 219 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,380 a tree falls over... 220 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:23,380 一棵树倒了 221 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,150 ...a hedgehog makes a noise... 222 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,150 一只刺猬发出了声响 223 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,830 ...and a dog eats some meat. 224 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,830 还有一只狗在吃肉 225 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:34,280 But we begin with Porsche. 226 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:34,280 但是我们要先谈谈保时捷 227 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:38,250 They offer an immense complicated range of cars 228 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:38,250 他们的911系列中 229 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:41,460 all under the 911 banner. 230 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:41,460 有着数量庞大的各式车型 231 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,670 Now, Porsche enthusiasts 232 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,670 如今 保时捷脑残粉们 233 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,840 by which I mean these two imbeciles, 234 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:44,840 也就是这俩蠢货 235 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,260 say that they're all slightly different. 236 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,260 说这些车型都有些许的差异 237 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,030 Completely different. 238 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,030 完全不同 239 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,630 No, slightly different, 240 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,630 不 稍有不同 241 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:52,600 and that the best of the bunch is something called 242 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:52,600 而它们中最出色的一辆 243 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:54,460 the GT3 RS. 244 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:54,460 叫做 GT3 RS 245 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:57,440 So I thought I'd take it to our track 246 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:57,440 所以我想应该把它带到赛道上 247 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,050 to see what it was like. 248 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:59,050 拉出来溜溜 249 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,740 And let's just hope that, for once in your life, 250 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,740 我真希望你在有生之年能有一次 251 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,940 you haven't behaved like a child. 252 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,940 别表现的像个孩子 253 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:04,870 What do you mean? 254 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:04,870 你这是什么意思 255 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:08,150 - Well, just said it's no good because I've got one. 256 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:08,150 干脆直接说这车很烂 因为我有一辆 257 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:12,290 Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist 258 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:12,290 哈蒙德 我是专业的汽车新闻工作者 259 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,650 and coming up... 260 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,650 我要说... 261 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:17,050 Amongst other things. 262 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:17,050 除了这个 263 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,770 Coming up now is my professional review. 264 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,770 我将要提出我的专业观点 265 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,300 This is the car in question. 266 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,300 这就是我们讨论的车 267 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,760 No, wait. Sorry. Hang on. 268 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:30,760 不 等等 抱歉 稍等 269 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,250 It's easy to be confused. 270 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,250 这有点容易搞混 271 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:34,780 This is it. 272 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:34,780 这才是 273 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:41,020 The hottest, hardest, 274 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:41,020 最火辣 最硬朗 275 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:44,240 tightest 911 of them all... 276 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:44,240 最紧凑的911 277 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,310 ...and the most exotic. 278 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,310 也是最梦幻的 279 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:01,690 It has the fattest back tyres 280 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:01,690 它的后胎是我在公路车中 281 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,320 I've ever seen on a road car. 282 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,320 见过的最宽大的 283 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:05,810 It has scaffolding in the back for stiffness, 284 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:05,810 后面有防滚架增加刚性 285 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,520 carbon-fibre body panels for lightness. 286 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,520 碳纤维的车身让它更轻 287 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,120 The roof is made from magnesium, 288 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,120 车顶是用镁做成的 289 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,690 so if you turn it over and there are sparks, 290 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,690 如果你把车翻过来 车顶会磨出火花 291 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:16,080 there will be a blinding flash of light, 292 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:16,080 就会发出闪瞎眼的光 293 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:17,990 and then you will have a convertible. 294 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:17,990 于是你得到了一辆敞篷车 295 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,810 Like many people 296 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,810 和很多人一样 297 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:32,470 I don't really like the idea of the Porsche 911 298 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:32,470 我并不欣赏911这种风格 299 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:35,140 and I certainly don't like the people who drive them. 300 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:35,140 而且也不喜欢那些开这车的人 301 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,910 I find them flawed, in some dark 302 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,910 我觉得他们有些缺点 303 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:39,880 and rather disgusting way. 304 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:39,880 在不为人知的那一面 305 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,720 But I will grudgingly admit 306 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,720 但我勉强承认 307 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,790 that even the basic cooking models are... 308 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,790 即使在最基本的驾驶模式 309 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:47,150 extremely lovely to drive. 310 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:47,150 开起来也十分惬意 311 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,220 They're... 312 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,220 它们 313 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:50,730 They're just very good sports cars. 314 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:50,730 它们真的是很好的跑车 315 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,600 But what about this one? 316 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,600 那这辆如何呢 317 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,160 Well... 318 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:57,160 好吧 319 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,590 Let's find out. 320 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,590 让我们来看看 321 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:08,610 Straight away, I can tell you the engine... 322 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:08,610 实话实说 这台引擎 323 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,920 is incredible. 324 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,920 实在太不可思议了 325 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,590 There's no turbocharging. 326 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,590 没有涡轮增压 327 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,060 It's just a four litre flat-six, but... 328 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,060 只是台4.0升的水平对置六缸机 但是 329 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:22,300 you get 500 horsepower. 330 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:22,300 它有500马力 331 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:27,360 And its red line at 9,000rpm. 332 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:27,360 而它的转速红线是9000 333 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:34,070 9,000! 334 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:34,070 9000转啊 335 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,630 That's bike territory. 336 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,630 那可是摩托车的标准 337 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:42,620 But the best thing is the way it goes round corners. 338 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:42,620 但最棒的是 它的过弯姿态 339 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:46,170 Because it's got four-wheel steering 340 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:46,170 因为它有四轮转向 341 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:50,450 and because the engine is sitting right over the rear axle, 342 00:08:46,210 --> 00:08:50,450 又因为引擎被放在了后轴正上方 343 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,850 the grip is just astonishing. 344 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,850 抓地力简直令人惊叹 345 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,440 I've engaged all the hero buttons down here 346 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,440 我开启了所有增强型按钮 347 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:05,600 turned all the electronic driver aids off 348 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:05,600 关闭所有辅助驾驶 349 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,170 and let see if I can unstick it. 350 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,170 看我还能否驾驭 351 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:10,670 352 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,640 In here far too fast into Swindon Swings. 353 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,640 这里飞速驶入"斯文顿发春"弯 354 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:19,050 赞助商斯文顿之春 园艺中心 故意读作Swings(有滥交之意) 355 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,050 Not "Swings," that's something completely different. 356 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,050 并没有浪起来啊 这里很不一样 357 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:22,710 But, anyway, no loss of traction at all. 358 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:22,710 但是 抓地力一点不少 359 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,190 I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS, 360 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,190 当我读参数表的时候 我以为 361 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:32,310 that Porsche had tried to make a supercar, 362 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:32,310 保时捷要造一辆超跑 363 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,980 a rival for Ferrari 364 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,980 抗衡法拉利 365 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:36,460 and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't. 366 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:36,460 迈凯轮和兰博基尼 但是他们并没有 367 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,370 It's still a sports car. 368 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,370 它仍是一辆跑车 369 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,310 It's still chuckable and deft. 370 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,310 它依然易操控 灵性十足 371 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,480 Whoa! It's very, very good. 372 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,480 哇 它真的非常非常棒 373 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:50,850 Annoyingly. 374 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:50,850 真烦人 375 00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,250 But... is it as good as this, 376 00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,250 但是它和这辆一样好吗 377 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,370 the BMW M4 GTS? 378 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,370 宝马 M4 GTS 379 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:04,660 Like the Porsche 380 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:04,660 和保时捷一样 381 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,180 it's made from exotic lightweight materials... 382 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,180 车身由特殊超轻材料制成的 383 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,680 and fitted with scaffolding instead of back seats, 384 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,680 后排也被防滚架取而代之 385 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,770 and enormous tyres. 386 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,770 还有超宽的轮胎 387 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,000 It looks good. 388 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,000 看上去很美 389 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,500 But there are some problems. 390 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,500 但存在一些问题 391 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:25,100 When you arrive at a small speed hump in the Porsche 392 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:25,100 当你开着保时捷穿过减速带时 393 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,710 you raise its nose electrically and all is well. 394 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,710 电动升起车头 搞定了 395 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:33,570 But when you arrive at the same hump in the BMW... 396 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:33,570 但开着宝马 面对同样的减速带 397 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,340 you will need a team of men to fold away the spoiler 398 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,340 你需要一堆人把前扰流板收起 399 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,530 and adjust the ride height. 400 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,530 再升起车身 401 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,900 This takes several hours. 402 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,900 这些要花上几个小时 403 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,930 There are some other issues as well. 404 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,930 而且还有别的问题 405 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:53,540 To give owners the sense they're driving a racing car, 406 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:53,540 为了给车主一种驾驶赛车的感觉 407 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,150 all of the storage bins have been removed. 408 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,150 所有的储物空间都被拆掉了 409 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:59,130 There's no cubbyhole here, no door pockets. 410 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:59,130 没有扶手箱 没有储物槽 411 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,260 That means there's nowhere to put anything. 412 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,260 没有什么地方放东西 413 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,470 And I think that, on a day-to-day basis 414 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,470 我觉得从日常使用来讲 415 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:05,990 that would drive you a bit mad. 416 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:05,990 绝对能把你逼疯 417 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:12,550 Then there's the ride, which is extremely bumpy, 418 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:12,550 至于驾乘感受 那是相当的颠 419 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,420 and the drone from the tyres, which is horrendous. 420 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,420 而且轮胎的嗡嗡声 太可怕了 421 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,080 After ten minutes on a motorway, 422 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,080 在路上开了10分钟后 423 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,480 you will have a headache 424 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,480 你肯定会头疼 425 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,080 and you won't have any headache pills with you, 426 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,080 而你却不能吃止痛药缓解 427 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,080 because there was nowhere to put them. 428 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,080 因为没地儿放药啊 429 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:32,110 Now, at this point, I would normally use the word "however" 430 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:32,110 通常说到这里 我会说"然而" 431 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:35,450 and start talking about the car's good points. 432 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:35,450 接着开始对车的优点侃侃而谈 433 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:36,820 However... 434 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:36,820 然而 435 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,880 I can't, because... 436 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,880 我做不到 因为 437 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,900 I'm struggling to find any. 438 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,900 我实在找不到 439 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:47,420 The engine, for example, has water injection, 440 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:47,420 举个例子 这车有水喷射系统 441 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,160 which sounds cool. 442 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,160 听起来很酷炫 443 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,440 But it means that every third time you fill the car with fuel, 444 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,440 但这意味着每加三次油 445 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:56,940 you have to fill a water tank in the boot. 446 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:56,940 就要给后备箱的水箱加水 447 00:11:57,190 --> 00:12:00,400 I don't know, but I'm not sure 448 00:11:57,190 --> 00:12:00,400 我虽然不懂 但我觉得这么做 449 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,640 this is very hi-tech. 450 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,640 科技含量不高吧 451 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,740 And then there's the steering 452 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,740 然后说说转向 453 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,710 which in comfort mode is horrid 454 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:09,710 舒适模式下极其糟糕 455 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,990 and in sport setting is even more horrid. 456 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,990 然而在运动模式下更可怕 457 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,150 That said, the steering wheel is nice. 458 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:16,150 即便如此 这个方向盘非常棒 459 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,960 It's good and thick. It's... 460 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,960 它质感好又厚实 461 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,080 462 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,080 It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range. 463 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,080 Ron Jeremy:成人男星 天赋异禀 464 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,080 就像握住了罗恩杰里米的那玩意 465 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,350 And the seats aren't bad. 466 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,350 座椅也不算太糟 467 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,800 But other than that... 468 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,800 但除此之外 469 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,460 No. 470 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,460 没了 471 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:31,040 A point that becomes even more obvious 472 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:31,040 有一点变得尤为明显 473 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,910 when you go into battle against the Porsche. 474 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,910 当你对阵保时捷的时候 475 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:42,370 We both have around 500 horsepower, 476 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:42,370 两车都有着差不多500马力 477 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:45,570 both have a top speed of around 190, 478 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:45,570 都有着差不多304km/h的极速 479 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,370 but the Porsche is a lot lighter. 480 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,370 但是保时捷要轻得多 481 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,000 Probably because it doesn't have a tank 482 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,000 大概因为保时捷后备箱里 483 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,000 full of water in the boot. 484 00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,000 没有装满水的水箱 485 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,140 Struggling to keep up now. 486 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,140 想跟上它都很难了 487 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,580 Here we go, into Swindon. 488 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,580 来到了斯文顿弯 489 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,060 Oh, "Springs"! 490 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,060 哦 原来是Springs啊 491 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,920 A pampas grass shop. 492 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,920 一家卖园艺的店 493 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,620 Oh! We're having... God, that's nasty. 494 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:15,620 啊 我要滑出去了 天啊 好险 495 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,640 This is not a car that responds well 496 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,640 这车的反应可不够好 497 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,170 to my rather brutal driving style. 498 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,170 对我这种野蛮的开车风格来说 499 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,960 The problem is... 500 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,960 问题是 501 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:31,630 it doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either. 502 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:31,630 就算谨慎小心的驾驶风格 它的反应也不好 503 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,930 This competition here now between these two cars 504 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:38,930 这两辆车之间的竞争 505 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,020 is like a boxing match between an actual boxer 506 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,020 就像是一场专业拳击手 507 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:45,760 and someone who thinks they're a boxer 508 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:45,760 和自认为是拳击手的人之间的比赛 509 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,180 because they're wearing satin shorts. 510 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,180 只因为他们都穿丝绸裤衩 511 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:16,950 How did BMW get this thing so wrong? 512 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:16,950 宝马怎么把这车做得烂成这样 513 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,850 Oh, God! 514 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,850 哦天哪 515 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,920 It's twitchy, it's unpredictable. 516 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,920 它暴躁 难以预测 517 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,590 And in the rain, 518 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,590 而且在雨里 519 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,710 it's somewhere between spiteful and undrive... 520 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,710 这车介于恶意满满和完全不能 521 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,660 Oh, God! ...undriveable. 522 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,660 天哪 完全不能驾驶之间 523 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:41,770 But, that said, this has to be the winner of this test 524 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:41,770 虽然如此 这车还是赢了 525 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,270 because Richard Hammond... 526 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,270 因为理查德哈蒙德 527 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,840 ...has got one of those. 528 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,840 有这么一辆 529 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,150 I called it. 530 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,150 我就说嘛 531 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,770 That was annoying. 532 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,770 太讨厌了 533 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,780 That was a professional review. 534 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,780 这可是非常专业的测评 535 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,140 At points. 536 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,140 也就在几点上 537 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,200 But you were doing so well, 538 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,200 但是你本来做的挺好的 539 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,730 and then you ruined it at the end. 540 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,730 直到最后把结尾给搞砸了 541 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,710 What do you mean, ruined it? 542 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,710 什么意思 543 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,340 By saying you'd have a worse car 544 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,340 你选了最差的那辆车 545 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,640 because I haven't got one. 546 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,640 因为我没有买这辆 547 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,950 - That Porsche wounded me. - Wounded you? 548 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,950 -那辆保时捷伤了我 -伤你哪了 549 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:11,830 It did wound me 550 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:11,830 确实伤了我 551 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,080 you know, it's got so much grip 552 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,080 因为 你知道这车抓地力很强 553 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:15,530 that you're sort of forced into the seat? 554 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:15,530 以至于你有点被按在了椅子上 555 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,340 And the seat's got stitching on it 556 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,340 然而座椅还有针脚在上面 557 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,010 which digs a hole in your back. 558 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,010 能把你后背磨个洞 559 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,980 I've got a picture of what it did. Look at this! 560 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,980 有图为证 它都干了什么 看这个 561 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,640 That's my back! 562 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,640 那是我的后背 563 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:25,960 Oh, I'm amazed you weren't hospitalised with that! 564 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:25,960 你居然没住院治疗 我好惊讶啊 565 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:26,760 That's horrific! 566 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:26,760 太可怕了 567 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,100 - That is a savage wound! 568 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,100 绝对的重伤啊 569 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,440 -Mine's never done that to me. 570 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,440 我的车没这样啊 571 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,470 That's cos you're a midget! 572 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:30,470 因为你是侏儒 573 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,210 You don't reach that high up the seat. 574 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,210 够不到那么高啊 575 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,020 Or maybe you're a freak and sit in the wrong place. 576 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,020 或者因为你就是怪胎 还坐错了地方 577 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,750 It's not just the fact it wounds you. 578 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,750 不仅是它会伤人 579 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,940 Also, the Porsche's more expensive than the BMW. 580 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,940 而且保时捷比宝马贵 581 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:44,270 Yes, but I'd rather spend 131,000 on the Porsche 582 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:44,270 对 但是我宁可花13万1千镑买个保时捷 583 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,470 than 120,000 on a BMW 584 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,470 也不想花12万买个宝马 585 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,410 that's not very good on the road not very good on a track 586 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,410 在公路和赛道上表现都不好 587 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,410 and no good at all in the rain. 588 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,410 而且在雨里特别烂 589 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,750 Yeah, no, that's fair enough. 590 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,750 好吧 你说的都对 591 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,050 - Hold on. - What? 592 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,050 -等等 -咋了 593 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,320 I've got to the bottom of the problem with the BMW. 594 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,320 我找到了宝马问题的根本所在 595 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,910 It's right here in the blurb. 596 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,910 就在这个广告上写着 597 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 "Developed on the Nurburgring." 598 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 在纽博格林开发 599 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,660 Yeah, and, actually, speaking of tracks, 600 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,660 是啊 其实说道赛道 601 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,790 it's now time to hand the M4 over 602 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,790 是时候把M4交给 603 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:10,780 to a man who thinks that sparkling water is basically communist. 604 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:10,780 觉得气泡水基本就是共产党的哥们了 605 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,090 Yeah, time to give it to the American. 606 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,090 嗯 是时候把它交给那个美国佬 607 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,530 There he is. 608 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,530 他来了 609 00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,060 And he's off! No messing. 610 00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:20,060 他出发了 并没有出岔子 611 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,040 Parps from the exhaust on the upshifts 612 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:22,040 排气因为升档发出了啪啪声 613 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,580 as he attacks the Isn't Straight. 614 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,580 随着他驶入不直弯 615 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,580 I wonder if he actually knows what he's in. 616 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,580 他知道自己在开什么车吗 617 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,090 Driving a BMW. 618 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,090 开宝马啊 619 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,310 British Motor Works. 620 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,310 不列颠汽车的结晶 621 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,730 So, that's a no, then. 622 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,730 看来他并不知道 623 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,280 OK, continuing up the Isn't. 624 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,280 接着攻入不直弯 625 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,590 They say it's got more power. 626 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,590 他们说这车马力更大了 627 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,360 Than what, my damn toothbrush? 628 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,360 跟啥比的 我的电动牙刷吗 629 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,480 OK. 630 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,480 好吧 631 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,400 Right to the end of the Isn't now, 632 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,400 现在向右驶入不直弯的末端 633 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,260 and into Your Name Here. 634 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,260 进入了留你名弯 635 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,800 Hard on the brakes, keeping it all in check, 636 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,800 大脚刹车 把车保持在可控范围内 637 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,920 and surely he'll appreciate the turbos 638 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,920 我敢肯定他会感激 639 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,040 punching him out of the corner. 640 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,040 把他推出弯角的涡轮的 641 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,770 Turbos on an engine is 642 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,770 引擎加了涡轮增压 643 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:02,110 God's way of telling you it ain't got enough cylinders. 644 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:02,110 就是老天爷告诉你气缸数量不够 645 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,700 My mistake. Right, back up the Isn't. 646 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,700 我的错 好的 回到不直弯 647 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,620 Really winding up that straight-six. 648 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,620 直六引擎全速运转 649 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,810 I must admit, from the outside, it sounds good. 650 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,810 我不得不说 在外面听起来声浪很不错 651 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,970 And already he's turning in hard, 652 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,970 他开始大力转向 653 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,660 round the Unexploded Bomb, 654 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,660 绕着哑弹 655 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,330 into the narrowness of Old Lady's House. 656 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,330 进入了老奶房的窄弯 657 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,560 Yeah, back on the power for the bumpy bit towards Sub Station. 658 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,560 踩油通过颠簸路段驶向地铁站 659 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:23,620 Idiotic splitter in peril over the ruts. 660 00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:23,620 愚蠢的扰流板惊险的掠过车辙 661 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,820 Now working the ceramic brakes hard 662 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,820 现在大脚踩下陶瓷刹车 663 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,120 for the tight left. 664 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,120 通过狭窄的左弯 665 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,200 Tickle of power. There it is. 666 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,200 轻轻给油 出弯 667 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,490 And left again into Field Of Sheep. 668 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,490 再一次左弯来到羊圈 669 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:36,340 A whiff of oversteer, and across the line! 670 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:36,340 稍微一点转向过度 然后冲过终点 671 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,310 It looked tidy. 672 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,310 看走线很紧凑 673 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,800 Yeah, it looked all right. 674 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,800 看着还行 675 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,880 It looked tidy. Right... 676 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,880 很紧凑 好了 677 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,280 Let's bring up the er... 678 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,280 让我们打开 679 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,880 Let's bring up the leader board, if we can. 680 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,880 让我们把圈速榜打开 如果可以 681 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,190 Now, there we are. We've already had 682 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,190 现在 我们看到了 683 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,800 the 911 GT3 RS round. 684 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,800 我们之前已经测试了911GT3RS 685 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,520 Wha... And you're not gonna show the lap? 686 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,520 啥 你为啥不给我们看跑圈 687 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,070 Nobody's interested in watching an American 688 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,070 没人愿意看一个美国人 689 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,130 being sawn in half by a glorified Beetle. 690 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,130 被美化过的甲壳虫锯成两半 691 00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,040 It did 1:20.4. 692 00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,040 它跑了1分20秒4 693 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,560 Right, so, now let's see what the M4 did. 694 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:01,560 现在我们看看M4的表现 695 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,720 Let's put the time up. There it is. 696 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,720 咱们把圈速放上去 就在这 697 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:08,510 Two seconds slower, and that's a short track. 698 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:08,510 慢了两秒 这还是个短赛道 699 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,600 That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it? 700 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,600 真是难以置信 这车不咋地 是吧 701 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:14,020 No. It's only a second faster than a Porsche 718. 702 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:14,020 并不咋样 它只比保时捷718快了一秒 703 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,660 I know. I mean, I admire BMW 704 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,660 我知道 我是说我钦佩宝马 705 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,020 for trying with that car. I really do. 706 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,020 为这辆车所做的努力 我真的这么觉得 707 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,170 But, my God, they've made a hash of it. 708 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,170 但是我的天啊 他们搞砸了 709 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,330 In fact, I'm trying to think of a metaphor 710 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,330 事实上 我打算想一个暗喻 711 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:27,270 for someone who's really tried their hardest with something 712 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:27,270 为那些因为某些东西付出了最大努力 713 00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:36,400 自嘲 为TG付出了很大努力但只好另起炉灶 亦或指 节目中三人经常做出吃力不讨好的挑战 714 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,880 and it hasn't worked. 715 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,880 却没有做到的人 716 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,400 No, nothing's coming to mind. 717 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,400 没有 啥都没想到 718 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,600 I've got nothing. I've got nothing. 719 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,600 什么都没有 720 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:38,680 I've got nothing at all. 721 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:38,680 什么都没想到 722 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,890 So, let's... Let's move it on. 723 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,890 所以 让我们继续吧 724 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,860 It's time for us to make a gentle left into Conversation Street. 725 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,860 是时候左转来到我们的唠嗑街 726 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,490 OK. Right, I want to begin with the new Ford GT. 727 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,490 好的 我想从新福特GT说起 728 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,860 You've got a picture of it here. Now, this is... 729 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,860 这里有张它的图片 730 00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,440 Well, you remember the last GT they did. 731 00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:00,440 你们记得上一款GT 732 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,660 That was just an homage, really, to the old GT40. 733 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,660 那只是个对老GT40的致敬 734 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,130 This one, they say, is actually a racing car on the road. 735 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,130 而这辆 他们说 是一辆真正的公路赛车 736 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,850 It's got a twin-turbo, 3.5 litre V6, 737 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,850 它有双涡轮 3.5升的V6引擎 738 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,310 seven-speed flappy-paddle box, 739 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,310 7速拨片换挡 740 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,890 more than 600 horsepower. 741 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,890 有超过600的马力 742 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:17,230 The problem is, though, I can't think of any racing car 743 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:17,230 问题是 我想不到任何的赛车 744 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,360 that works on the road, really, ever. 745 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,360 在公路上也适用 真的 从未 746 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,130 No, they don't. 747 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,130 它们做不到 748 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:23,670 I mean, the Nissan GTR: fabulous, fabulous car. 749 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:23,670 我是说 尼桑GTR 一辆极好极好的车 750 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,530 Rubbish. It's undriveable. 751 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,530 在路上垃圾 完全不能开 752 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:27,930 You know, it's a very good point, 753 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:27,930 你知道 有个很好的观点 754 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,760 because a racing car on the road 755 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,760 因为在公路上的赛车 756 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,480 is a bit like trying to play tennis with a cricket bat. 757 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,480 有点像用板球拍打网球 758 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,730 It's technically possible... 759 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,730 技术上可行 760 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,630 Two totally different disciplines. 761 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:35,630 但完全是两个规则 762 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:39,260 The only trouble is, that looks so good, I do find myself going... 763 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:39,260 问题是这辆车看起来太棒了 我觉得我要 764 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:43,370 Mm. You erm... You bought the last GT, didn't you? 765 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:43,370 那个 你买了上一代福特GT对吧 766 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,480 Yes. 767 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,480 是的 768 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,510 Thank you for reminding me, Hammond. Yes, I did. 769 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,510 谢谢你提醒我 哈蒙德 我买了 770 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,370 Did that go well for you? - No, it didn't. 771 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,370 -开得还好么 -不好 772 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,200 Oh, did it not? - No, it didn't. 773 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,200 -噢 是吗 -对 不好 774 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,680 The problem was the insurance company 775 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,680 问题在于保险公司说 776 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,150 said it had to have a burglar alarm, 777 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,150 我必须要装个报警器 778 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,620 which blew usually 779 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,620 每次我女儿排校园剧 780 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,170 when my daughter was doing the school play and ruined it, 781 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:58,170 报警就乱叫 然后毁了排练 782 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,950 and it had to have a tracker. 783 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,950 而且还得配追踪器 784 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,080 And there is nothing on God's earth more annoying than a tracker. 785 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,080 这世上没什么比追踪器更讨厌了 786 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,370 But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. 787 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,370 我就有个 一点也没烦到我呀 788 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,570 No, that's because you'll have a little special place 789 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,570 因为你会在门厅桌上 790 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,560 on your hall table with a pencil outline. 791 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,560 有个位置专门放它 792 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,690 "I've got my keys and must remember to take my tracker." 793 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,690 带上钥匙 别忘了还有追踪器 794 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,270 Because you're organised and I'm not. 795 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,270 因为你有条理 而我没有 796 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,940 One for your tracker, one for your keys 797 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:15,940 这里是追踪器 这里是钥匙 798 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,000 one for your little penknife. 799 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:17,000 这里是你的小铅笔刀 800 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:18,970 One for some change in case you need it. 801 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:18,970 一些零钱 以备不时之需 802 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,670 Yeah, with 10ps and 2ps. 803 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,670 -没错 10便士的 2便士的 804 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,480 And a tiny screwdriver for mending your glasses. 805 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,480 还有一个修眼镜的小螺丝刀 806 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,950 - He will. Oh, he will. - No, I won't. 807 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,950 -他真会这样 -我才不是呢 808 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,200 No, it lives in a... It just has a little pouch. 809 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:26,200 不是 它一直被放在一个小袋子里 810 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,630 You just hang it on the hook. 811 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,630 直接挂到钥匙链上就好了 812 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:28,920 - Oh, does it? - You've got a pouch? 813 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:28,920 -谁信啊 -你还有个小袋子 814 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,010 He's got a pouch for his tracker. 815 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,010 他还给追踪器配了个袋子 816 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,650 Especially for the tracker? 817 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,650 是专门放追踪器的吗 818 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,690 - Well, yeah, because... - What's it made of? 819 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,690 -当然了 因为 -什么材质的 820 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,220 - Well, leather, I suppose. - A little leather pouch. 821 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,220 -我记得是皮的 -一个小皮袋子 822 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,810 Did you make it yourself? 823 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,810 是你亲手做的吗 824 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,460 - No, it came... - A little leather pouch. 825 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,460 -不 它是 -那个小皮袋子 826 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,280 It came with the car, believe it or not. 827 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,280 它是随车赠送的 爱信不信 828 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,910 Oh, so Ferrari sold it to you. 829 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,910 这么说是法拉利卖给你的喽 830 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,040 Was it?600? I bet it was. 831 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,040 多少钱 我猜是600镑 832 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,540 No, it just came with the car! 833 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,540 没有 真是随车赠送的 834 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,170 I don't think Ferrari give it away! 835 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,170 我才不信法拉利有这么大方呢 836 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,910 The stripes on your Ferrari, OK? 837 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,910 你那辆法拉利上面的条纹 838 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,370 Two stripes, a bit like on that Ford. 839 00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:53,370 那两道条纹 跟福特上面的有点像 840 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,090 There are two stripes. How much did you pay for those stripes? 841 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,090 就那两道 你花了多少钱 842 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,380 Well, they were an option. They were 6,000. 843 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,380 那个是选配项 6000镑 844 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:03,520 Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK? 845 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:03,520 你看 所以说我开是高尔夫GTI 846 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,920 Because you don't need an alarm 847 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,920 因为你不需要报警器 848 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,870 you don't need a tracker 849 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:05,870 也不需要追踪器 850 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,950 and it's five insurance groups lower down 851 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,950 而且比上一代GTI 852 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:09,740 than the previous Golf GTI level. 853 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:09,740 低了五个保险等级 854 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,430 - Wow! - It is! 855 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,430 -哇 -真的 856 00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,760 It's because you can't crash it. 857 00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,760 因为你不会撞坏它 858 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,670 I bet I could. 859 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,670 我肯定能 860 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,790 Anyway 861 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,790 好了 862 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,140 have you two seen 863 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,140 你们知道 864 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,550 have you two seen those new pedestrian traffic lights 865 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,550 特拉法加广场上面 866 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,760 in Trafalgar Square? 867 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:23,760 新装的行人信号灯吗 868 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,370 Which, if you're watching America is in London, which is in Britain. 869 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,370 在美国的观众朋友们 说的是英国伦敦 870 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,970 Are these... Yes. 871 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,970 是那个 噢 872 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,340 These are the ones that have got the two blokes on them, isn't it? 873 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,340 是上面有两俩男人的信号灯吗 874 00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,210 James, don't be sexist! 875 00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:33,210 詹姆斯 你这是性别歧视 876 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,550 - Why is that...? - No, because what if you're a lesbian? 877 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,550 -怎么就 -如果你是女同性恋呢 878 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,450 Well, you would put two women on it. 879 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,450 那就换两个女人上去 880 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,290 Well, then what if you're straight? 881 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,290 如果你是直的呢 882 00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:43,120 - A man and a woman? - But traffic lights are only this big. 883 00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:43,120 -一男一女 -但是信号灯只有这么大 884 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,290 You can't have a man and a man, a man and a woman, 885 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,290 你不可能同时显示两男人 一男一女 886 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,790 a man who isn't sure, and a woman and a woman... 887 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,790 一个不确定性别的 再加上两女人 888 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:52,000 What if... What if you just want to cross the road? 889 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:52,000 如果 如果你只是想过马路呢 890 00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:55,330 What... It's like being in the '70s with you two! 891 00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:55,330 你们两个简直还活在70年代 892 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,250 Crossing the road 893 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,250 现在过马路 894 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,420 is now an opportunity for you to express your sexuality. 895 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,420 是展现自己性征的机会 896 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,880 It is. That's why 897 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,880 就是 所以他们才会 898 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,110 they've come up with these traffic lights in London. 899 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,110 在伦敦装这种信号灯 900 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,450 What are they for? 901 00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:05,450 这是做什么的 902 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,550 No, they really have. They really have. 903 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,550 相信我 他们装了 真的装了 904 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,240 - They're real? - They are for real. 905 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,240 -是真的吗 -都是真的 906 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:11,280 What's that one on the right, then? 907 00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:11,280 右边那个是什么意思 908 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,810 Hello! Transgender. 909 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,810 当然是变性人群体了 910 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:17,160 What? So, hang on, only tran... 911 00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:17,160 什么 等一下 只有 912 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,940 - Yeah. - What? 913 00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:18,940 -没错 -怎么了 914 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,730 Transgender traffic lights. 915 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,730 跨性别者信号灯 916 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:23,300 - I didn't know that. - So only... 917 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:23,300 -我还真不知道 -所以只有 918 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,200 Only transgender people can cross when that's green? 919 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,200 只有变性人才能在它变绿的时候过马路吗 920 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:27,500 No! 921 00:22:26,270 --> 00:22:27,500 不是 922 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,240 When it goes red, does that mean 923 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,240 那当它变红的时候 是否就意味着 924 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,170 it's not OK to be transgender? 925 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,170 跨性别是不被允许的 926 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,740 That's a good point. 927 00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,740 说得好 928 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,400 I don't know what happens when it goes red. 929 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,400 我也不知道变红的时候是什么意思 930 00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:36,980 No way they're gonna say, "It's not a..." I don't know. 931 00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:36,980 他们肯定不能说 呃 我也不知道 932 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,180 And what has any of this got to do with crossing the road? 933 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,180 那这些跟过马路有关系吗 934 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,240 That's all you want to do. 935 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,240 你只想过马路 936 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,010 It's nothing to do with expressing your sexuality. 937 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,010 不是为了展现性征 938 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,120 It's the wrong time. I want to cross the road. 939 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,120 这不是展现的时候 我只想过马路 940 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:45,980 All I want to do at that point 941 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:45,980 我在信号灯变绿的时候 心里想的 942 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,450 is work out how to go to the other side. 943 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,450 就是该如何跨到那边去 944 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,520 945 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,520 go to the other side亦有变性之意 946 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,290 And by that I don't mean... 947 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,290 我刚刚的意思不是 948 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,330 No. I don't.. 949 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,330 我不是那意思 950 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:55,630 I mean... 951 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:55,630 我是说 952 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,540 ...of the road. 953 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,540 路的那一边 954 00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:00,380 Maybe you're right, it is. 955 00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:00,380 没准你是对的 就是这样 956 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,970 Right, now, can I talk about Alfa Romeo? 957 00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,970 好了 我可以聊两句阿尔法罗密欧吗 958 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,500 - No. - Why? 959 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,500 -不行 -为什么 960 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,370 Because we have to introduce our next film. 961 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,370 因为接下来该介绍我们的影片了 962 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,140 Now, as we know, in recent years the world's carmakers 963 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,140 众所周知 近些年各大汽车厂商 964 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:11,910 have made great strides to make more fuel-efficient 965 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:11,910 在研发更经济和环境友好型 966 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,650 and environmentally-friendly car engines, 967 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,650 的发动机方面成果显著 968 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:16,350 but very little has been done to make more 969 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:16,350 但在制造更加环保的 970 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,650 environmentally-friendly car bodies and interiors. 971 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,650 车身和内饰方面下的功夫却很少 972 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:23,020 Yeah, by and large, they are still made of steel and plastic, 973 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:23,020 没错 总的来说还是以钢材和塑料为主 974 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,220 and that consumes a huge amount of energy. 975 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:25,220 而这会消耗很多的能量 976 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,450 So we had an idea. 977 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:26,450 于是我们就有个了想法 978 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:30,240 Are there more sustainable materials that could be used instead 979 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:30,240 能不能把它们替换成其他永续材料呢 980 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:33,830 Well, to find out, each of us bought a Land Rover Discovery. 981 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:33,830 为了验证这点 我们每个人都买了一辆路虎发现 982 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,070 We then removed its metal body 983 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,070 去掉它们的金属车身 984 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:40,440 and replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution 985 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:40,440 并替换成我们认为能够保护地球的 986 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,710 for the future of the planet. 987 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,710 最佳解决方案 988 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:48,950 The meeting point was in Wales, 989 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:48,950 集合点选在了威尔士 990 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,380 and I was the first to arrive, 991 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,380 我是第一个到的 992 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:53,690 in a car made from mud. 993 00:23:51,450 --> 00:23:53,690 开着一辆泥巴做的车 994 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:01,490 But, sadly, before I had the chance to tell you anything about it, 995 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:01,490 可惜我还没来得及做介绍 996 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,860 Hammond arrived. 997 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,860 哈蒙德就到了 998 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:13,760 Oh, yeah. Let me talk you through this. 999 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:13,760 让我来讲讲 1000 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,150 What I've done, I've built a frame out of hazel, 1001 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,150 我用榛木搭了个框架 1002 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:19,980 through which I have weaved English flowers and shrubs. 1003 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:19,980 中间穿插编制着许多英国的花卉和灌木 1004 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,480 It's basically a hedgerow. 1005 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,480 基本上就是个灌木篱墙 1006 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:23,720 Better still, it is growing, because I've planted them 1007 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:23,720 更妙的是 这些都是我种的 它们还会生长 1008 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,050 so it's got compost and soil to provide the nutrients required 1009 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,050 这里有肥料和土壤给它们提供营养 1010 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,220 to let my car flourish and bloom. 1011 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,220 让我的车生机盎然 1012 00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:31,020 You don't... You don't wash this car 1013 00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:31,020 你并不是在洗车 1014 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,330 you water it. 1015 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,330 而是在给它浇水 1016 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,760 It's alive. It's brilliant, isn't it? 1017 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,760 它是活的 多棒的主意啊 1018 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:37,360 - Clematis? - No, it's cleared up. 1019 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:37,360 -还长了铁线莲 -修剪过的 1020 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,760 - Have you become a hippie? 1021 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:38,760 你在向嬉皮士靠拢 1022 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,200 No, but I can feel it starting inside me. 1023 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,200 不 但我觉得有这种趋势 1024 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:42,740 - What have you done? - Well... 1025 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:42,740 -你的呢 -那个 1026 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 Sadly, before I could tell him, 1027 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 可惜 我还没来得及说 1028 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:47,410 Jeremy arrived... in a snuff movie. 1029 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:47,410 杰瑞米就来了 画风有点不一样 1030 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:59,120 Gentlemen, I can see what's happened. Wha... 1031 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:59,120 先生们 我知道会发生啥 1032 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:03,960 You're speechless, because all the words in your head 1033 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:03,960 看到了我的天才作品之后 1034 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:07,760 have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius. 1035 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:07,760 你们会惊讶的说不出话来 1036 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:11,230 A car made from bone and skin. 1037 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:11,230 一辆用骨头和皮做成的车 1038 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,840 - What bones? - Animal bones. 1039 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,840 -什么骨头 -动物骨头 1040 00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:15,180 Bones are no good for this. 1041 00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:15,180 骨头不是这样用的 1042 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:16,960 You can't use bones to make cars. 1043 00:25:15,190 --> 00:25:16,960 你不能拿它来造车 1044 00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:18,770 Why not? When your dog dies 1045 00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:18,770 为什么不行 比如说你的狗死了 1046 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,170 what do you do now? You bury it. 1047 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,170 你怎么办 把它埋了 1048 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,380 - I don't turn her into a boot lid! - Why not? 1049 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,380 -那也不会把它做成行引擎盖 -为什么不 1050 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,640 Because I don't want to see a little face stretched across... 1051 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,640 因为我不想看到它的小脸被拉成这样 1052 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,400 You don't have the face! I haven't got a face on it. 1053 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,400 不用脸皮 我也没用脸皮 1054 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,400 It's just the bones. 1055 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,400 只是骨头 1056 00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:31,520 So as Granny gets older, does the family sit around 1057 00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:31,520 所以当奶奶岁数大了 家人会商量 1058 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,890 planning a new little hatchback? 1059 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,890 改造一台小掀背吗 1060 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,350 Now, I hadn't thought of people. 1061 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,350 我暂时还没考虑用人骨 1062 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,660 There's not a lot of dignity in it, is there? 1063 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,660 好像有点不尊重死者 1064 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:39,430 Have you used ears for wing mirrors? 1065 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:39,430 你是不是用耳朵做了后视镜 1066 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:40,860 - Yes. - You're sick! 1067 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:40,860 -是的 -你太过分了 1068 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,130 Why would you not do that? They're designed for that. 1069 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,130 为什么不呢 物尽其用 1070 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,630 - No, they're not. - Well, they are. 1071 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,630 -才不是呢 -本来就是 1072 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,790 - They're not reflective. 1073 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,790 耳朵并不反光 1074 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:50,170 - They absorb information and pass it on to the creature. 1075 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:50,170 耳朵可以收集信息并传递给生物 1076 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,940 - Look at my windscreen. - What is that? 1077 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,940 -看我的挡风玻璃 -这是什么 1078 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,070 It's... the digestive system - 1079 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,070 这是 一头牛的消化系统 1080 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,810 well, part of the digestive system - of an cow. 1081 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,810 消化系统的一部分 1082 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:58,180 What part of the digestive system? 1083 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:58,180 哪部分 1084 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,310 - Its stomach lining. - Not its stomach lining. 1085 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,310 -是胃粘膜 -不是胃粘膜 1086 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:02,180 - Well, where? Further back? - Yes. 1087 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:02,180 -那是什么 再往后吗 -对 1088 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,980 Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring? 1089 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,980 你是通过一头牛的屁眼来观察前方吗 1090 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,260 It is its anal passage. 1091 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,260 这确实是牛的肛门 1092 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,980 But it's stretched so thin 1093 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,980 但被拉扯得很薄 1094 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:14,050 it's completely transparent. 1095 00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:14,050 已经完全透明了 1096 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,910 Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect! 1097 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,910 牛的屁眼 马的屁眼 真是辆好车 1098 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:20,400 Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing. 1099 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:20,400 比你们两个强多了 你们简直一无是处 1100 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:23,140 - What's this made out of? - Have a guess. -Is it mud? 1101 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:23,140 -这车是用什么做的 -你猜 -是泥巴 1102 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,840 It's mud. It's a mud car. 1103 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,840 没错 这是辆泥巴车 1104 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,600 - You've got flat tyres. - No, they're not flat. 1105 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,600 -你的轮胎没气了 -不是没气 1106 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:29,490 They're pumped up as high as they will go without exploding. 1107 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:29,490 是接近爆胎的最高胎压了 1108 00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:31,140 - How much does it weigh? - Quite a lot. 1109 00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:31,140 -这车有多沉 -很沉 1110 00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,580 - How much? - Yeah, loads. 1111 00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:32,580 -多沉 -很沉 1112 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:34,310 How much does it weigh, James? 1113 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:34,310 詹姆斯 它到底多沉 1114 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,950 - What units would you like? - Tonnes. 1115 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,950 -你想用什么单位 -吨 1116 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,650 Five. 1117 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,650 五 1118 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,550 - Five tonnes? Well, that's just idiotic. - Well, mud is quite heavy. 1119 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,550 -5吨? 你傻啊 -泥巴很重的 1120 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,950 - This looks safe. 1121 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,950 这车看起来很安全 1122 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,010 - It's sustainable, is that. That is growing. 1123 00:26:42,990 --> 00:26:45,010 同时还很环保 植物都在生长 1124 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,100 While we've been having that conversation 1125 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,100 就在我们讲话的时候 1126 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:48,770 this has extended a little bit. 1127 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:48,770 这辆车又长了一点 1128 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,800 - It just grows quietly. - Is it actually a living car? 1129 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,800 -它会默默地成长 -这辆车是活的吧 1130 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:51,800 Everything's planted. 1131 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:51,800 所有东西都种在上面 1132 00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:54,100 I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils. 1133 00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:54,100 我把浇水用浇斗放在这儿了 这是水仙花 1134 00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,870 - Not safe, though, is it? - Yes. Hazel, very strong. 1135 00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,870 -不安全吧 -榛木 结实得很 1136 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,540 It's not as strong as bone. 1137 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,540 并没有骨头结实 1138 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:01,300 Bone is three times stronger than steel. 1139 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:01,300 骨头比钢材还要硬三倍 1140 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,410 Is it? 1141 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,410 真的吗 1142 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,220 Oh. Sorry, text. 1143 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,220 噢抱歉 有短信 1144 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:09,390 Andy Wilman：安迪·韦尔曼 节目制作人 1145 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,980 Mr Wilman. 1146 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,980 韦尔曼先生 1147 00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,930 "Having built your cars from nature 1148 00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,930 在用天然材料造好车之后 1149 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:10,950 " you will now drive through it," 1150 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:10,950 你们要将其驶回大自然 1151 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,630 to the Myarth Hill, 1152 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,630 开到玛雅丘陵去 1153 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:16,060 "where you will take part in a green motorsport event." 1154 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:16,060 在那里你们将会参与一场环保汽车比赛 1155 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,890 - What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say. 1156 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,890 -什么环保汽车比赛 -他没说 1157 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:23,100 A motorsport event that is presumably ecological in some way. 1158 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:23,100 可能是某种程度上比较环保的比赛吧 1159 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,160 OK. 1160 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,160 好吧 1161 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,540 Before setting off, 1162 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,540 在出发之前 1163 00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:28,800 we consulted a map to see where we were going. 1164 00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:28,800 我们拿出地图来研究一番 1165 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,300 Right, so that's the UK. 1166 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,300 看 这是英国 1167 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,170 We're here, and we've got to get to here. 1168 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,170 我们在这儿 而终点在这儿 1169 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,480 Well... that doesn't look like too much of a challenge. 1170 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,480 看上去毫无难度啊 1171 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,850 With that sorted, we saddled up 1172 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,850 看完地图 我们准备出发 1173 00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:46,520 and began our epic 11-mile journey. 1174 00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:46,520 开始这趟史诗般的18公里旅程 1175 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,300 Look at the smoke! 1176 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:49,300 瞧瞧这烟 1177 00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:50,690 That's ecological. 1178 00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:50,690 非常环保 1179 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,530 Greenpeace are gonna be ringing him up at any moment. 1180 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,530 绿色和平组织会随时给他打电话的 1181 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,300 Tremendous. 1182 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,300 好开心 1183 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,970 Smells of nature, I'm in nature, 1184 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,970 呼吸自然 坐拥自然 1185 00:27:59,030 --> 00:28:01,090 I'm made of nature. 1186 00:27:59,030 --> 00:28:01,090 大自然造就了我 1187 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,950 It's not quick 1188 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,950 车速并不快 1189 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:06,370 but it gives me more time to enjoy God's creation, 1190 00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:06,370 正好给了我时间去享受上帝的杰作 1191 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,180 of which I am very much a part. 1192 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,180 我本人也是其中之一 1193 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,210 Oh! 1194 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,210 噢 1195 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,550 James! 1196 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:14,550 詹姆斯 1197 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,990 We've done ten seconds, and James... 1198 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,990 我们才开始了10秒 詹姆斯却 1199 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,560 I may be losing one of my 1200 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,560 专业点说就是 1201 00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:26,890 I think the correct technical term is the A-pillar. 1202 00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:26,890 A柱要掉了 1203 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,000 Now it's gone completely. 1204 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,000 现在完全掉了 1205 00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:33,150 Oh, dear! 1206 00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:33,150 噢 天啊 1207 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,260 Surely he has to admit defeat? 1208 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,260 他必须得认输了吧 1209 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,770 There's not much car left now. 1210 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,770 他那辆车已经没剩多少了 1211 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,710 Oh, dear, James. 1212 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,710 天呐 詹姆斯 1213 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,280 I think we can count you out. 1214 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,280 我觉得你已经可以出局了 1215 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,770 - But it doesn't matter. - What doesn't matter? 1216 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,770 -可这无所谓啊 -什么无所谓 1217 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,050 Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart." 1218 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,050 你会这么想 噢詹姆斯的车散架了 1219 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,150 I'm standing in my spare-parts department. All of it. 1220 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:54,150 我正站在配件库里 到处都是配件 1221 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,250 Can be used to rebuild your car? 1222 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,250 可以用来重建你的车 1223 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,200 - It's right under there, mud. 1224 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,200 -就在我们脚下 泥巴 1225 00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,750 So it's as good as new? -Sort of. 1226 00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:59,750 像新的一样 -算是吧 1227 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,660 Well, I'm sorry, but we're gonna set off and leave you behind. 1228 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:03,660 抱歉 我们要继续前进 把你扔在这儿了 1229 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,050 Well, hang on. You can't leave me behind 1230 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,050 等一下 你不能走 1231 00:29:05,070 --> 00:29:06,550 because we haven't started. We're still in the field. 1232 00:29:05,070 --> 00:29:06,550 因为我们还没开始呢 我们还在这儿 1233 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,900 - Oh, yes. - Good point. OK, well, 1234 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,900 -也是 -好吧 那这样 1235 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:10,640 we're gonna set off and go to the pub. 1236 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:10,640 我们出发去找个酒吧 1237 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:12,570 - That's a very good idea. - While you... 1238 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:12,570 -好主意 -你就 1239 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,470 - While you... - ...find some mud. 1240 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,470 -在这里 -挖泥巴 1241 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:18,010 I've lost my car! Oh, it's there. It's there. 1242 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:18,010 我找不到我的车了 噢 在这儿呢 1243 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,550 With Bob The Builder out of the way, 1244 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,550 把巴布工程师扔下之后 1245 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:24,910 Bob The Builder：BBC动画片 1246 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,750 Richard and I settled down to appreciate 1247 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,750 理查德和我开始认真享受 1248 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:28,450 the planet-saving nature of our revolutionary eco-cars. 1249 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:28,450 我们生态汽车的环保属性 1250 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720 You may be... 1251 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720 你可能会 1252 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:33,230 amused by my bodywork, 1253 00:29:31,790 --> 00:29:33,230 笑话我的作品 1254 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:35,460 or perhaps horrified, 1255 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:35,460 或是被吓到 1256 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:40,270 but the fact is that making steel bodies for cars 1257 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:40,270 但要知道用钢材制作车身的话 1258 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:46,570 produces 120 million tonnes of carbon dioxide every year. 1259 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:46,570 每年会产生1.2亿吨的二氧化碳 1260 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,040 120 million tonnes! 1261 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,040 1.2亿吨啊 1262 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,080 Carmakers will sort out clean, 1263 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,080 汽车厂商们早晚会制造出 1264 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,810 environmentally-friendly engines. They will. 1265 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,810 环境友好型的发动机 我相信他们 1266 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,060 But in the meantime 1267 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,060 与此同时 1268 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,290 I can tell you that the CO2 produced by this car's engine 1269 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:00,290 我这辆车所排出的二氧化碳 1270 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,460 is being absorbed and used by the bodywork. 1271 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,460 都会被车身吸收并加以利用 1272 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:08,760 Plants breathe in carbon dioxide and breathe out oxygen. 1273 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:08,760 因为植物可以吸入二氧化碳 释放出氧气 1274 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,260 That's what my car's body is doing right now. 1275 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:12,260 而我的车身此时就在做这件事 1276 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:17,600 Jumpers, Sunday lunch... spare parts. 1277 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:17,600 套头衫 吃大餐 满地都是小配件 1278 00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:21,080 You don't need a foundry or a furnace 1279 00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:21,080 你不需要用车间和熔炉 1280 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,730 to build the body for this car. 1281 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,730 来造车 1282 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:26,100 You just need animals to make love to one another. 1283 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:26,100 只需要小动物们互相交配就够了 1284 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:30,240 That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine. 1285 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:30,240 这车的本质就是个性爱机器啊 1286 00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:35,780 Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink. 1287 00:30:31,590 --> 00:30:35,780 与此同时 大本营那边 詹姆斯换了个思路 1288 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,560 I've decided to abandon my original idea 1289 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,560 我决定放弃我原先的方案 1290 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,020 because it was just too weak and too floppy, 1291 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,020 因为泥巴实在是太松太软了 1292 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:44,210 and instead I'm going to build a car out of bricks. 1293 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:44,210 所以我打算要用砖头造一辆车 1294 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,110 The basic materials for making the bricks 1295 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,110 制作砖头的原料主要有 1296 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:49,370 are fresh mud with a bit of water in it, 1297 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:49,370 带点水的新鲜泥土 1298 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:52,520 er... some straw to give it strength, 1299 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:52,520 少许稻草 让其更加坚固 1300 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,620 and some sheep poo. 1301 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,620 还有羊粪 1302 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:57,290 You then use that to make the brick shape, 1303 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:57,290 用这些做成砖头的形状 1304 00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:59,110 and then you fire those in a kiln. 1305 00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:59,110 然后放到窑里去烧 1306 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:01,670 Then you use the bricks to build the thing like a house. 1307 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:01,670 然后你就可以用烧出来的砖去盖房子了 1308 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,990 Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car. 1309 00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:04,990 只不过我们这次是要盖个车子出来 1310 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:11,100 Back on the road, Hammond had called our eco convoy to a halt. 1311 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:11,100 说回在路上的人 哈蒙德叫停了我们的环保车队 1312 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,600 - What's the matter? - Shh. 1313 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,600 -怎么了 -嘘 1314 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,030 Shush what? 1315 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,030 嘘什么 1316 00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:17,270 There's a bustle in my hedgerow. 1317 00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:17,270 我的篱笆下面有声音 1318 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:25,140 1319 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,620 Well, don't be alarmed now. 1320 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:25,140 齐柏林飞艇"Stairway to Heaven" 的歌词 1321 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,620 不要惊慌 1322 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,140 - It's probably just a... spring clean. - What, for the May Queen? 1323 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,140 -这只是个大扫除 -什么 要迎接春姑娘吗 1324 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:29,300 As it turned out, I'd picked up a passenger. 1325 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:29,300 原来 我车上还有位乘客 1326 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,160 Hold on. There! Look! 1327 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,160 等等 在那 快看 1328 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,490 Oh! It's a hedgehog! 1329 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:34,490 是只刺猬啊 1330 00:31:34,510 --> 00:31:36,120 Yeah! He's moved in. 1331 00:31:34,510 --> 00:31:36,120 对 它搬进来了 1332 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:40,110 Do hedgehogs have bones? He could be a door mirror. 1333 00:31:37,410 --> 00:31:40,110 刺猬有骨头吗 能否用来做后视镜 1334 00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:42,730 He's now a member of my little community in here. 1335 00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:42,730 他现在是我小小社区的一员 1336 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:44,740 You're not using him to make a door mirror. 1337 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:44,740 你不能用他做后视镜 1338 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:46,480 - No, but when he dies... - He lives here! 1339 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:46,480 -我是说等他死了 -他就在这住 1340 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,650 Hedgehogs die. 1341 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,650 刺猬终有一死 1342 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:12,580 Oh, he's got a mouse in his little bird box. 1343 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:12,580 喔 他还在鸟笼子里养了只老鼠呢 1344 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:16,150 And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen! 1345 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:16,150 这我见过最大的老鼠蛋蛋 1346 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:21,910 Eventually, Richard and I arrived at the pub. 1347 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:21,910 终于 我和理查德抵达了酒吧 1348 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,900 Oh, hello! Oh, mate! You fool! 1349 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,900 不是吧 你是不是傻 1350 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:31,310 Oh! Oh, look. 1351 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:31,310 自己看 1352 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,360 Clean break. That'll never... You're gonna need pins. 1353 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,360 彻底掉了 没法修 除非用销子 1354 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,540 Shut up! Your car's given me hay fever. 1355 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,540 闭嘴 你那车都让我花粉过敏了 1356 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:37,960 I can't see through my eyes. 1357 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:37,960 瞎了我的眼 1358 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,950 Oh, so you crashed your car because mine's got flowers on 1359 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,950 所以 你撞车是因为我车上种着花 1360 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,790 and not because you built your windscreen 1361 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,790 而不是因为你挡风玻璃 1362 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:44,250 out of a cow's balloon knot? 1363 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:44,250 是用牛菊花做的 1364 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:46,750 Let's not get bogged down with who caused the accident 1365 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:46,750 我们就别纠结这个事故是谁错了 1366 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,670 cos it was you. 1367 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,670 反正是你 1368 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,940 I am now gonna go and get some spare parts. 1369 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,940 我得去找点备用零件了 1370 00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:50,890 Of course you are. That'll be easy. 1371 00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:50,890 对 那太容易了 1372 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,100 Maybe there'll be a nice zoo in this tiny village. 1373 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:53,100 这个小村庄或许就会有个不错的动物园 1374 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,720 No, hospital. Old folks' home. 1375 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,720 不 医院也行 养老院 1376 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,200 You could wait... Just find one of those old ladies with... 1377 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,200 哎等会 你就去找个那样的老太太 1378 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,650 Back at the start point, 1379 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,650 而在起点 1380 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,750 the eco-warrior was ramping up the pace. 1381 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,750 我们的环保卫士则开足了马力 1382 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,080 Watch that go. 1383 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,080 等着瞧吧 1384 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,690 Meanwhile, back at the pub, 1385 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,690 与此同时 在酒吧这边 1386 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,650 I was repairing my damaged front end. 1387 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,650 我正在修理损坏的车头 1388 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:35,050 Well, annoyingly, the pork that I bought 1389 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:35,050 比较烦的是 我买的猪肉 1390 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:37,090 is sort of triangular and doesn't look right. 1391 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:37,090 是三角形的 看起来不太对 1392 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,690 It doesn't really fit, so I've got a side of beef, 1393 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,690 不大合适 所以我买了块牛骨 1394 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,200 which I think will be great. 1395 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,200 我觉得会很棒 1396 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,960 Now, I'm just erm... clearing away the old bone. 1397 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,960 让我先把原来的骨头弄下来 1398 00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:54,770 No, shoo! Shoo in Welsh. 1399 00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:54,770 走开 走开的威尔士语 1400 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,990 I'm warning you. 1401 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,990 我警告你 1402 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,280 How would you like to be a petrol filler cap? 1403 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,280 我会把你做成油箱盖的 1404 00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,580 What do you think? 1405 00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,580 怎么样 1406 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:07,340 I actually think it looks rather stylish, 1407 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:07,340 我反正觉得这造型挺有范的 1408 00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:11,480 because it immediately looks ecological, recyclable, 1409 00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:11,480 一看就特环保特可回收 1410 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,580 sustainable - all those things. 1411 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,580 符合可持续发展等等 1412 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:16,380 You get a single-skin brick wall. 1413 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:16,380 有了这么一块砖门 1414 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:18,740 It builds up very neatly, as you can see. 1415 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:18,740 工艺精湛 你看 1416 00:34:18,810 --> 00:34:21,680 It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego. 1417 00:34:18,810 --> 00:34:21,680 这和乐高其实是一个原理 1418 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,360 If you have lots of Lego... 1419 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,360 当然 你得有很多乐高积木 1420 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,000 Right. 1421 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,000 好吧 1422 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:37,280 Clearly, James was not going to get his car built that day, 1423 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:37,280 很明显 詹姆斯当天是不可能完成他的车了 1424 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,510 so Richard and I decided to spend the night at the pub. 1425 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,510 所以理查德和我打算在酒吧过夜 1426 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,240 How far have we come today? Just remind me. 1427 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,240 告诉我 今天咱们走了多远 1428 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,220 We're still in the same field where we started. 1429 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,220 我们还在开始的那块地方 1430 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:47,510 - Well, he is. - Yes. 1431 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:47,510 -他还在那 -没错 1432 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,870 We're in a pub. - But we have to go back to the start to start. 1433 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,870 -我们在酒吧 -但我们得回起点重新开始 1434 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:54,450 - It's not the best start. - No. 1435 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:54,450 -这次开局不利 -对啊 1436 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,740 - Erm... - How do we know? We haven't started yet. 1437 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,740 你怎么知道呢 我们也还没开始啊 1438 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,150 Precisely, so, actually, it might yet be a brilliant start 1439 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:59,150 没错 所以等真开始了 1440 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,050 when the start starts. 1441 00:34:59,170 --> 00:35:01,050 没准是个非常棒的开始 1442 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:14,100 His one was useless 1443 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:14,100 他那破玩意就是废物 1444 00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:16,860 It's his slap-happy attitude to making things. 1445 00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:16,860 都怪他做事粗糙 1446 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,470 Attention to detail. 1447 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,470 还钻牛角尖 1448 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,380 Thank you very much. 1449 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,380 谢谢各位 1450 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:23,960 Anyway, now it is time for Celebrity Brain Crash! 1451 00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:23,960 现在又是我们的明星脑碰脑环节 1452 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,090 Now, last week... 1453 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,090 上周 1454 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:34,140 Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember, 1455 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:34,140 上周 大家肯定还记得 1456 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:36,530 our guest Simon Pegg 1457 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:36,530 我们的嘉宾西蒙佩吉 1458 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,120 sadly fell into the harbour and drowned. 1459 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,120 不幸跌入河里溺水身亡 1460 00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:42,130 Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week 1461 00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:42,130 但这周就不会再有这个危险了 1462 00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:45,620 because our guest is actually starting in the harbour. 1463 00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:45,620 因为本期嘉宾就从水上出发的 1464 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:48,530 He is one of Britain's top comedians 1465 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:48,530 他是英国的一位顶级笑星 1466 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,970 and a jet-ski enthusiast. 1467 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,970 也是一位摩托艇爱好者 1468 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:55,240 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr! 1469 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:55,240 各位 掌声有请吉米卡尔 1470 00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:58,950 Here he comes now, look, on the screen... 1471 00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:58,950 看大屏幕 他这就来了 1472 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:01,040 and he's looking good! 1473 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:01,040 他看上去神采奕奕 1474 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,820 He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here? 1475 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,820 没错 等他来了我们问人家点什么好 1476 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,370 I'm gonna ask him, actually, about erm... 1477 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,370 我要问他 1478 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,530 that story he told me once when we were on holiday. 1479 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,530 我们一起度假时 他和我说过一次的那个事 1480 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,450 No, you can't ask him about that on air. 1481 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,450 不 你不能在节目上问那事 1482 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,160 Ofcom, they won't like it. 1483 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,160 有关部门不会允许的 1484 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,160 通信管理局 类似于英国的广电总局 1485 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,840 Why does Ofcom... We're on the internet. 1486 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:13,840 有他们什么事 我们这是网络节目 1487 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:17,050 Yeah, but we're still broadcast. You can't tell that story. 1488 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:17,050 但节目还是要播的 你不能提那事 1489 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,240 Whoa! Hang on! Hang on! 1490 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,240 等等 1491 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,740 I don't want to interrupt. He's come in very hot. 1492 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,740 我不是有意打断 但是他速度有点太快了 1493 00:36:22,790 --> 00:36:26,110 No, what's this boat doing? Shush, everyone! Shush! 1494 00:36:22,790 --> 00:36:26,110 那船怎么回事 各位 安静 1495 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:27,740 The boat! Stop the... 1496 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:27,740 快叫停这艘船 1497 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,550 Oh, for God's sake! The boat! 1498 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,550 天呐 要撞上了 1499 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:33,060 Oh, my God. 1500 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:33,060 我的天老爷 1501 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,170 As you may have noticed, 1502 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,170 各位可能注意到 现场观众们 1503 00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:59,770 the audience there applauding the tragic death... ...of one of Britain's best-loved comedians, Jimmy Carr. 1504 00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:59,770 在为英国人挚爱的喜剧明星吉米卡尔之死鼓掌 1505 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:03,010 Does that mean he's not coming on, then? 1506 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:03,010 那他是来不成了? 1507 00:37:03,110 --> 00:37:05,780 Well, James, he's burst 1508 00:37:03,110 --> 00:37:05,780 詹姆斯 他已经炸了 1509 00:37:05,810 --> 00:37:08,890 and is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour, 1510 00:37:05,810 --> 00:37:08,890 掉河里喂鱼了 1511 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:11,310 so that's a no, he's not coming on. 1512 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:11,310 所以 不 他来不成了 1513 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,950 This is a dis... It's awkward. 1514 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,950 这真是... 尴尬了 1515 00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:13,900 It's every single week. 1516 00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:13,900 每周都如此 1517 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,890 We're getting a reputation. People are gonna notice. 1518 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,890 我们会臭名远扬 大家会发现的 1519 00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:16,850 It's OK, though. 1520 00:37:15,950 --> 00:37:16,850 没关系 1521 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:21,490 I've just thought of something else we can do to fill the time. 1522 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:21,490 我想到可以用什么桥段来补了 1523 00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:22,860 You... You know what it is. 1524 00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:22,860 你懂得 1525 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,260 - You go outside, and you. - Do I have to do this? 1526 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,260 -你先出去 还有你 -能不做吗 1527 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,590 Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way? 1528 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,590 不行 快过去 1529 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,540 Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run. 1530 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,540 把那玩意弄过来 快快快 跑起来 1531 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,000 Ladies and gentlemen, 1532 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,000 女士们先生们 1533 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,150 please try not to look at the hideous 1534 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:33,150 尽量别去看窗外的河面 1535 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,640 bloodstained water out of the window. 1536 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,640 水面上可怕的血迹 1537 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:38,370 You see, the thing is... The thing is 1538 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:38,370 是这样的 1539 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:41,650 that when immigrants try to get into the country, 1540 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:41,650 当移民们偷渡入境时 1541 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,220 they always come in the back of a container lorry, 1542 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,220 他们都会藏在集装箱卡车里 1543 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,470 and I always think that is the world's 1544 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,470 我一直觉得这是世上 1545 00:37:45,490 --> 00:37:47,810 worst game of hide-and-seek. 1546 00:37:45,490 --> 00:37:47,810 最白痴的躲猫猫了 1547 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:50,000 Cos if you work for Homeland Security... 1548 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:50,000 如果你是国土安全局的 1549 00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:50,890 ... No, what's it called here? 1550 00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:50,890 等等 英国叫什么 1551 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,620 Border Force? 1552 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,620 边防部队 1553 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,960 you open the doors and, "Well, there you are." 1554 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:54,960 边防一开门就 抓到你啦 1555 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:56,860 So I was thinking surely 1556 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:56,860 所以我想 1557 00:37:56,890 --> 00:38:00,430 there must be a better way of getting into Britain? 1558 00:37:56,890 --> 00:38:00,430 肯定还有比这更好的偷渡方式 1559 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:03,470 And I think I've worked it out. 1560 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:03,470 而且我觉得找到了 1561 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:06,600 So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes. 1562 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:06,600 -詹姆斯 把车开进来 -好 1563 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:07,630 Yes, good man. 1564 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:07,630 好样的 1565 00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:09,210 Right, here he comes now, 1566 00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:09,210 好的 他来了 1567 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,980 at his usual top speed of eight, 1568 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,980 以他的日常龟速 1569 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,700 in what is an Audi TT Quattro. 1570 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,700 开着一辆奥迪TT四驱 1571 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,120 That's perfect. Thank you so much 1572 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,120 太棒了 谢谢你詹姆斯 1573 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:18,570 . If you'd like to step out. 1574 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:18,570 在请你下车 1575 00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:23,030 Now, Richard Hammond is in this car. 1576 00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:23,030 理查德哈蒙德就在这辆车里 1577 00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:27,400 And I'm going to give you, the studio audience 1578 00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:27,400 现场的观众们 我给你们 1579 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,790 one hour to find him. 1580 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,790 一个小时找到他 1581 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,310 Oh, not an hour! 1582 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,310 一小时太长了吧 1583 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,910 All right, not an hour. A minute 1584 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,910 好吧不一小时 一分钟 1585 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:34,090 I'll give you 60 seconds to find him. 1586 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:34,090 给你们60秒钟找到他 1587 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,600 Help yourselves, everybody. See if you can find him. 1588 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,600 各位自便 看看自己能否找到他 1589 00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,360 - Open the bonnet. - Look in the ashtray! 1590 00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,360 -打开引擎盖 -烟灰缸里面 1591 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,140 Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small. 1592 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,140 烟灰缸里面 他是迷你了点但也还没那么小 1593 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:44,010 - Open the boot. - Inside the seat. 1594 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:44,010 -打开后备箱 -座位夹层 1595 00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,210 "Inside the seat." 1596 00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,210 座位夹层吗 1597 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,150 He's strapped underneath. He's underneath. 1598 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,150 他被绑在车底 他在底下 1599 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:50,260 - Have a look. - I'll get down. 1600 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:50,260 -你自己看 -我躺下看看 1601 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,400 If you just go down there, you can have a look underneath. 1602 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,400 你蹲下去就能看到了 1603 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:53,710 Has anyone lifted this? 1604 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:53,710 有人把这个打开看过了吗 1605 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:56,360 Three, two, one... 1606 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:56,360 三 二 一 1607 00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:57,990 No, you've all failed. 1608 00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:57,990 你们都失败了 1609 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:00,290 You'd be no good in Immigration. 1610 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:00,290 千万别去移民局工作 1611 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,850 Right, go back to where you were, because, ladies and gentlemen, 1612 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,850 都回到自己的位置上 各位 1613 00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:07,870 what we are going to do now is reveal to you 1614 00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:07,870 我们现在要来告诉大家 1615 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:11,580 where Richard Hammond was concealed in this car. 1616 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:11,580 理查德哈蒙德到底藏在哪了 1617 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,440 James, could you give me a hand? 1618 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,440 詹姆斯 搭把手 1619 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:15,880 - Certainly. - Okey-doke. 1620 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:15,880 -没问题 -好的 1621 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,580 - Hello! - There he is. 1622 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,580 -大家好 -在这呢 1623 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:21,830 Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah. 1624 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:21,830 大家好 我真的在车里 你没看没错 1625 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:25,850 Are you all right? 1626 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:25,850 你还好吗 1627 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,290 Yeah. Can I get out now? 1628 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,290 还行 我能出来了吗 1629 00:39:28,350 --> 00:39:31,720 The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs. 1630 00:39:28,350 --> 00:39:31,720 最神奇的是 如果你想要贩卖人口 1631 00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:34,370 Almost any car has that much space 1632 00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:34,370 不仅是奥迪TT 1633 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:36,530 if you want to do a spot of people smuggling. 1634 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:36,530 几乎所有的车都有块这么大的空间 1635 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,400 Yeah, it's not that much space, just to be clear. 1636 00:39:36,590 --> 00:39:39,400 讲真 这空间也没有那么大 1637 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,740 Can I get out now? 1638 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,740 我能出来了吗 1639 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,740 No, because I've just thought of something. 1640 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,740 不行 我又想到一个事 1641 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:45,790 No, seriously. James, could you pop the bumper back on? 1642 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:45,790 真的 詹姆斯 你能把保险杠装回去吗 1643 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,540 - What? - No, move your feet. 1644 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,540 什么 动下腿 1645 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,950 - No, because... - It's not very nice! 1646 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,950 -因为 -兄弟情呢 1647 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:53,250 Is it not? Right, so, pop that back on there. 1648 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:53,250 那是什么 先把这装回去 1649 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,260 Now, what we've got here, I think, 1650 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,260 现在这就是 1651 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:59,140 is a really rather effective parking sensor. 1652 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:59,140 一个特管用的倒车雷达 1653 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,800 What? I don't like this! I like it. I like it. 1654 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,800 -什么 我不要啊 -好主意 1655 00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:06,120 You get back in. We'll bring a car in so that... 1656 00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:06,120 你坐回去 我去找辆车进来 1657 00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:07,990 Yeah, so you've got something to reverse up to. 1658 00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:07,990 做倒车参照物 1659 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:10,200 I need to drill some holes for your eyes. 1660 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:10,200 我还要给你开两个观察口 1661 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,170 You bloody don't! 1662 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,170 你敢 1663 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:14,730 Seriously, Hammond 1664 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:14,730 哈蒙德 说真的 1665 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,100 you won't be able to see anything unless I do. 1666 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,100 这样你才看得见 1667 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,470 Where are your eyes? About here? 1668 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,470 你的眼睛在哪 这吗 1669 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:19,730 At the front of my head! 1670 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:19,730 在我脑袋上 1671 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,960 Right, close them, Hammond. This... 1672 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,960 好的 哈蒙德 闭上眼 1673 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,610 - Hammond? - I'm not talking to you! 1674 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,610 -你还活着吗 -我不理你了 1675 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:37,390 Right, I'll do one for your other eye. 1676 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:37,390 还要帮另外一只眼打个孔 1677 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:42,870 There. Can you see out now? 1678 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:42,870 搞定 能看得到外面吗 1679 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,300 Yes, there. Look. Can you see? 1680 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,300 快看 多棒 你能看到吗 1681 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,030 We can see his little eyes. That's lovely. 1682 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,030 我们能看到他的小眼睛呢 真可爱 1683 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,440 If someone holds this. 1684 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,440 帮我拿一下 1685 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:51,300 Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing, 1686 00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:51,300 詹姆斯 倒车的时候 1687 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:54,770 keeping your ears open for Hammond's pitiable screams. 1688 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:54,770 请竖起耳朵听哈蒙德的惨叫 1689 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,980 Roger. 1690 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,980 收到 1691 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,460 No... No! No! Just stop! 1692 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,460 不要 停 1693 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,360 No! Stop! 1694 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,360 不 停 1695 00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:03,270 - How far away is that? - About 15 feet. 1696 00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:03,270 还有多远-大概5米 1697 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:05,540 - What? - Hammond? 1698 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:05,540 -什么-哈蒙德 1699 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,300 - What? - We live in London. 1700 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,300 干嘛-我们住在伦敦 1701 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:10,300 You could build a 4 million house in that gap. 1702 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:10,300 这距离可以建个四百万英镑的房子了 1703 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,510 I need to know when you're half an inch away. 1704 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,510 只剩2厘米再叫 1705 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,410 You're not the one in the bloody bumper! 1706 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,410 你来这要命的保险杠里试试 1707 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,630 - Right, come on, then, James. - Here we go. 1708 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,630 -好了 继续吧詹姆斯 -走着 1709 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,030 Hammond, you're on silence till it's dangerous. 1710 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,030 哈蒙德 没有生命危险就保持安静 1711 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,100 Stop! 1712 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,100 停下 1713 00:41:28,970 --> 00:41:32,040 That is absolutely brilliant. 1714 00:41:28,970 --> 00:41:32,040 真是完美 1715 00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:35,110 That's like a quarter of an inch. 1716 00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:35,110 只有不到1厘米了 1717 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,690 Look at that. 1718 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,690 看啊 1719 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,750 Cor! 1720 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,750 哇! 1721 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:44,150 The thing is, parking sensors are very expensive. 1722 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:44,150 问题是 倒车雷达十分昂贵 1723 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,200 You can rent a man for almost nothing. 1724 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,200 找个活人却是免费的 1725 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,540 Yeah, look, I don't know how much you pay to rent a man normally, 1726 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,540 我不知道你平时找别人出多少钱 1727 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,260 but I cost more. 1728 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,260 但我身价很高 1729 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,400 Now, get me out of here, please. 1730 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,400 现在 请放我出去 1731 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,670 Well, no, because we've got to link into the next film. 1732 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,670 不行 是时候继续节目了 1733 00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:58,950 We can't get you out anyway 1734 00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:58,950 我们也无法让你出来 1735 00:41:58,970 --> 00:41:59,680 because you're too close 1736 00:41:58,970 --> 00:41:59,680 因为两辆车太近了 1737 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:00,770 we'll never get the bumper off. 1738 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:00,770 没法卸下保险杠 1739 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:03,710 You're too good at your job, Hammond. Oh, God! 1740 00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:03,710 -哈蒙德 你活太棒了 -去死吧 1741 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,880 That's what's happened. So we're going back... 1742 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,880 就是这样 该回到正题了 1743 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,460 Actually, it's part two, isn't it? What was the film? 1744 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,460 到第二段了 我们刚刚到哪了 1745 00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:11,450 It was Italy. No, that was last week. 1746 00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:11,450 -意大利那段吗 -不 那是上周的 1747 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,920 - Oh, the cars! - Oh, really? 1748 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,920 -是说车呢 -是吗 1749 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:16,110 - Oh, the sustainable thing. 1750 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:16,110 环境友好型汽车 1751 00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:18,910 Sustainable cars. So... -Yes. 1752 00:42:16,130 --> 00:42:18,910 对 可持续车辆 没错 1753 00:42:18,930 --> 00:42:24,330 Get on with it! 1754 00:42:18,930 --> 00:42:24,330 快继续啊 1755 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,740 The following morning we were up bright and early 1756 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,740 隔天一早 我们精神抖擞地早早起床 1757 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,660 so we could get back to the start line. 1758 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,660 重新回到起点 1759 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:37,970 - Not a bad night, actually. - It was all right. 1760 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:37,970 -昨晚睡的不错呢 -还行 1761 00:42:38,010 --> 00:42:39,640 Oh, hello. 1762 00:42:38,010 --> 00:42:39,640 你好 小伙计 1763 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:42,740 May? 1764 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:42,740 詹姆斯快来看啊 1765 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:48,490 Oh! That's dogs and foxes and things, isn't it? 1766 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:48,490 看来狗和狐狸对你的车情有独钟 1767 00:42:48,550 --> 00:42:50,990 Dogs have come and eaten your car. 1768 00:42:48,550 --> 00:42:50,990 狗把你的车给吃了 1769 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:53,290 They haven't eaten it, they've destroyed it, 1770 00:42:51,030 --> 00:42:53,290 没有吃 只是毁了我的车 1771 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,520 which means I've got to put it back together again. 1772 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,520 所以我还得把这重新归位 1773 00:42:57,730 --> 00:42:59,750 There are some spare parts up there. 1774 00:42:57,730 --> 00:42:59,750 那有些零件 1775 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,670 Yeah, I think that horse is looking very ill. 1776 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,670 那马确实看起来病得不轻 1777 00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:04,370 It's got a very grey face. 1778 00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:04,370 脸色苍白 1779 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,140 That's always a sign of looking ill. 1780 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,140 这往往意味着生病了 1781 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,310 Is your horse ill? 1782 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,310 你的马病了吗 1783 00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:09,820 - No. - No? 1784 00:43:08,370 --> 00:43:09,820 -没 -居然没有 1785 00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,310 - No - He'll last the day, then? 1786 00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,310 -就是说它能活过今天了 1787 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:12,810 Yeah. 1788 00:43:11,350 --> 00:43:12,810 -没错 1789 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:16,100 Damn it. 1790 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:16,100 该死的 1791 00:43:18,290 --> 00:43:21,140 It took all morning to repair my car 1792 00:43:18,290 --> 00:43:21,140 我花了一早上 1793 00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:22,920 with stuff from the butcher's shop, 1794 00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:22,920 用肉店买的零件修车 1795 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:24,920 which meant it was lunchtime 1796 00:43:22,990 --> 00:43:24,920 所以我们回程 1797 00:43:24,990 --> 00:43:26,170 before we were on our way back 1798 00:43:24,990 --> 00:43:26,170 去看詹姆斯进展如何时 1799 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,050 to see how James was getting on. 1800 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,050 已经是中午了 1801 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:33,950 Jeremy, what's all that smoke up ahead there? 1802 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:33,950 杰里米 前面的烟是怎么回事 1803 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:35,610 What smoke? 1804 00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:35,610 什么烟 1805 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,980 That massive ball of smoke in front of us, up front. 1806 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,980 就是前面的浓烟 看那 1807 00:43:39,010 --> 00:43:41,640 I can't see it. My hay fever's really bad. 1808 00:43:39,010 --> 00:43:41,640 看不见 我严重花粉过敏 1809 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,350 No, you can't see it because you're trying to looking at it 1810 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,350 不 是因为你得通过牛的菊花 1811 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:45,540 through a cow's butt hole. 1812 00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:45,540 才能看到 1813 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:49,250 As it turned out, the smoke was on account 1814 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:49,250 结果证明 这烟源于詹姆斯 1815 00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:55,010 of James having single-handedly restarted the Industrial Revolution. 1816 00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:55,010 一手重启的工业革命 1817 00:44:01,590 --> 00:44:03,070 What? 1818 00:44:01,590 --> 00:44:03,070 -怎么 1819 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,900 - What are you doing? - I'm making... 1820 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,900 -你在干什么 -我在... 1821 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:13,570 The theory is... we are reducing our impact on the environment, 1822 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:13,570 我们的目的是减少对环境的影响 1823 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,070 but you've dug it up! 1824 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,070 但你把地球都挖空了 1825 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,100 It's not where anybody lives. 1826 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,100 这地渺无人烟 1827 00:44:16,130 --> 00:44:18,240 It's just the countryside. It's not doing anything. 1828 00:44:16,130 --> 00:44:18,240 这是郊外 不会影响到谁 1829 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,710 Is that a coal lorry? 1830 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,710 那是运煤车吗 1831 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:23,230 Yes. - The least environmental thing on the entire earth. 1832 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:23,230 -嗯 -那是地球上最不环保的东西 1833 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,220 It's a lorry delivering coal. 1834 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,220 那是辆运煤的卡车 1835 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,520 - So? - Why do you need coal? 1836 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,520 -所以呢 -你要煤干什么 1837 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:30,710 - To fire up the kiln. - What? 1838 00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:30,710 -给窖生火 -什么 1839 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,860 The bricks have to be baked. You can't just... 1840 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,860 砖块是烧出来的 你不能就这么... 1841 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,930 Hold on. So you're making a car out of mud bricks? - Yes. 1842 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,930 -等等 你要用砖块造车吗 -没错 1843 00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,620 Are you gonna dig a canal network 1844 00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,620 你为了运煤 1845 00:44:38,650 --> 00:44:40,310 to get in and out, perhaps, with your coal? 1846 00:44:38,650 --> 00:44:40,310 这是要挖条运河吗 1847 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,870 - That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea! 1848 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,870 -好主意 -才不是 1849 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,770 Much ruined countryside later, 1850 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,770 蹂躏完郊区后 1851 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,480 James's new car was finally ready. 1852 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,480 詹姆斯的车终于造好了 1853 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:53,200 Why are you dressed up like an American footballer? 1854 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:53,200 你为什么穿得像个橄榄球运动员 1855 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,150 Well, it's a prototype, 1856 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:55,150 这车还只是个雏形 1857 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,380 and I'm a test pilot, in effect. 1858 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,380 我是来试驾的 1859 00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:59,580 Test pilots wear specialist equipment. 1860 00:44:57,390 --> 00:44:59,580 试驾员通常需要一些特殊装备 1861 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:02,560 But that looks perfectly solid to me. 1862 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:02,560 我看那挺结实的 1863 00:45:02,810 --> 00:45:04,990 That roof is... 1864 00:45:02,810 --> 00:45:04,990 那车顶简直... 1865 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,160 James, even given the limitations of the material you've used, 1866 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,160 詹姆斯 光想想你用的原材料的局限性 1867 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:09,540 your car looks crap. 1868 00:45:08,210 --> 00:45:09,540 这车就烂透了 1869 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:11,630 But look how it blends in with the environment. 1870 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:11,630 但是它和这环境特别配 1871 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,110 Prince Charles would love this. 1872 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,110 查尔斯王子肯定会很喜欢 1873 00:45:13,150 --> 00:45:14,310 It doesn't blend in with anything. 1874 00:45:13,150 --> 00:45:14,310 它和什么都不配 1875 00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:17,010 There's no environment left - you've dug it all up. 1876 00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:17,010 这已经没有环境可言 因为你都挖出来了 1877 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,800 - Right, can we finally go? - Yes, you can. 1878 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,800 -行吧 我们可以开动了吗 -当然 1879 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,070 11 miles lie ahead. 1880 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,070 前面还有18公里要走呢 1881 00:45:22,710 --> 00:45:24,290 See you there. 1882 00:45:22,710 --> 00:45:24,290 终点见 1883 00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:28,780 Ow! 1884 00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:28,780 哇 1885 00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:37,530 That is a complete mystery, to be honest. 1886 00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:37,530 我就不明白了 1887 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,220 It's not. 1888 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,220 怎么了 1889 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,960 It had an arched roof, it had a keystone. 1890 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,960 这个拱顶还带拱心石呢 1891 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,450 There must be something wrong with that mortar. 1892 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:44,450 肯定是砂浆的问题 1893 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,750 Waiting for James to mend his bodywork, again, 1894 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,750 等待詹姆斯再次修理车体时 1895 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:50,990 meant my bodywork started to go off. 1896 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:50,990 我的车正在逐渐消失 1897 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:56,150 But, eventually, he was ready. 1898 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:56,150 但最终 他准备好了 1899 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:03,170 It's really rather pleasant. 1900 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:03,170 驾驶感不错呢 1901 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:06,070 This is like being at home with the windows open. 1902 00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:06,070 就像在家开着窗户一样 1903 00:46:06,490 --> 00:46:10,590 Richard, meanwhile, had added some floral go-faster stripes, 1904 00:46:06,490 --> 00:46:10,590 同时 理查德给他的车种上了赛车条纹 1905 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,940 and I'd opened up my cow's rectum 1906 00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:12,940 我也卸下了牛的直肠 1907 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,130 to improve the ventilation. 1908 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,130 来通风 1909 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:19,440 We have had a few problems. 1910 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:19,440 我们是出过问题 1911 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:23,160 We've only covered, yes, two miles in two days, 1912 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:23,160 没错 三公里走了两天 1913 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:25,270 but here we are, 1914 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:25,270 但我们的三人行 1915 00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:28,340 as a threesome, going along. 1916 00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:28,340 还在继续 1917 00:46:33,910 --> 00:46:35,480 But then... 1918 00:46:33,910 --> 00:46:35,480 但是 1919 00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:38,070 It's a river, and not a small one. 1920 00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:38,070 前面是条挺大的河 1921 00:46:42,130 --> 00:46:45,090 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 1922 00:46:42,130 --> 00:46:45,090 夭寿啊 1923 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,350 Oh, God. 1924 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,350 我的天老爷 1925 00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,620 - Oh, your bricks have fallen off, mate. 1926 00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,620 哥们你的砖块在往下掉啊 1927 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:54,070 - Your bonnet's fallen off. 1928 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:54,070 引擎盖掉下来了 1929 00:46:54,130 --> 00:46:56,700 Perfectly all right. Redundancy's built into it. 1930 00:46:54,130 --> 00:46:56,700 没事 我多铺了一层 1931 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:58,630 - Is it? - Yeah. 1932 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:58,630 -是吗 -真的 1933 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,330 Since Richard is the team bumpkin, 1934 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,330 由于理查德是我们队的乡巴佬 1935 00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:04,080 we decided he should go first. 1936 00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:04,080 我们决定让他先走 1937 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,850 OK, well, my community of people 1938 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,850 我的盟友们 1939 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,030 make for higher ground. 1940 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,030 向着高处走吧 1941 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,820 Just climb. 1942 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,820 往上爬 1943 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:14,500 Hammond's ark made it to the other side safely. 1944 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:14,500 哈蒙德方舟最终成功靠岸 1945 00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:16,300 Yeah! 1946 00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:16,300 耶 1947 00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:18,750 And then it was my go. 1948 00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:18,750 现在该我了 1949 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,510 I'm really deep here. 1950 00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:21,510 这里好深 1951 00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:23,120 Really, really deep. 1952 00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:23,120 真的好深 1953 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:25,700 Oh, no! Cows leak! 1954 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:25,700 牛车进水了 1955 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,510 That's a terrible thing to learn! 1956 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,510 这可是个深刻的教训 1957 00:47:29,090 --> 00:47:32,430 However, I, too, made it with relative ease. 1958 00:47:29,090 --> 00:47:32,430 但我也相对轻松地到岸了 1959 00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:34,840 Eat my meat, Hammond! 1960 00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:34,840 哈蒙德 你服不服! 1961 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,930 But then... 1962 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,930 但 1963 00:47:37,030 --> 00:47:38,840 Look at this. 1964 00:47:37,030 --> 00:47:38,840 看看他 1965 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:40,160 Tragic. 1966 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:40,160 太可怜了 1967 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,800 An old man driving a low garden wall into a river. 1968 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,800 老家伙开着一堵花园墙下河 1969 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:45,390 Let's look on the bright side 1970 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:45,390 好消息是 1971 00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:47,220 If this doesn't work as a car, 1972 00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:47,220 这车如果抛锚了 1973 00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:49,720 it will be very effective as a dam. 1974 00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:49,720 还可以当大坝 1975 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:55,960 He's not doing it quite as quickly as you or I did it. 1976 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:55,960 他这速度比咱们慢多了 1977 00:47:56,030 --> 00:47:58,360 Nor as aggressively, nor as purposefully. 1978 00:47:56,030 --> 00:47:58,360 也不够强势 太盲目了 1979 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,520 His car is also riding a lot lower than ours 1980 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,520 因为这重量 1981 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:02,900 because it weighs so much. 1982 00:48:01,550 --> 00:48:02,900 车身也更低 1983 00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:06,200 I was getting very deep. It may be leaking slightly. 1984 00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:06,200 正在往深水区前进 有点漏水了 1985 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:09,990 It's leaking a lot. 1986 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:09,990 漏水很严重 1987 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,690 Cack. Chaps, I think I'm beached. 1988 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,690 糟糕 伙计们我这是搁浅了 1989 00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:17,340 I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it. 1990 00:48:14,730 --> 00:48:17,340 讲真 我们也无能为力 1991 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,400 You're in the river, we're here. 1992 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,400 你在河里 我们却在岸上 1993 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,780 Right, if I go right a bit, 1994 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,780 好吧 如果我往右走一点 1995 00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:24,730 I should... clear that... 1996 00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:24,730 我就能走出去 1997 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,890 Oh, yes! 1998 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,890 太棒了 1999 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:29,780 Oh, the... - The side's just come off. -Yeah, that's... 2000 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:29,780 -车门掉下来了 -不忍直视 2001 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,180 So the mortar's dissolving 2002 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,180 砂浆在水里溶解了 2003 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:32,600 and the bricks are just falling off. 2004 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:32,600 而且砖块也在往下掉 2005 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,980 Yes. 2006 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,980 没错 2007 00:48:36,140 --> 00:48:37,680 That's more gone. 2008 00:48:36,140 --> 00:48:37,680 又掉了好多 2009 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:40,540 Oh, God! The mortar's dissolving! 2010 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:40,540 天啊 砂浆在溶解 2011 00:48:40,570 --> 00:48:43,170 He's just transporting his own cameras along. 2012 00:48:40,570 --> 00:48:43,170 等他开过来 估计散的只剩摄像机了 2013 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,510 That's all he's doing. 2014 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,510 绝对散架了 2015 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:45,910 Get off! 2016 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:45,910 下去 2017 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,650 Get off! 2018 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,650 下去 2019 00:48:49,710 --> 00:48:52,190 Little spindly arms throwing a brick. 2020 00:48:49,710 --> 00:48:52,190 纤弱的手臂 扔着砖块 2021 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,690 Help! 2022 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:55,690 救命 2023 00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:59,860 We're gonna have to put him out of his misery. 2024 00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:59,860 我们得赶紧帮他结束这痛苦的行程 2025 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,850 We'll just abandon him. Do you think? 2026 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,850 应该直接抛弃他 真的吗 2027 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,200 What is the point of him? 2028 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,200 要他何用 2029 00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:06,860 James, can you hear me? 2030 00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:06,860 詹姆斯 听得见吗 2031 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:09,970 We've analysed the situation and there is literally 2032 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:09,970 我们评估了一下现在的情形 2033 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,100 nothing we can do to help. Nothing. 2034 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:12,100 我们确实爱莫能助 真的 2035 00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:15,960 Leaving James in his dissolving car, 2036 00:49:13,430 --> 00:49:15,960 抛弃了詹姆斯和他正在溶解的车后 2037 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:20,630 we headed off to make camp and get supper underway. 2038 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:20,630 我们继续前行扎营 准备晚餐 2039 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:24,130 Well, apart from your rather tragic tents, 2040 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:24,130 除了你那可怜的帐篷外 2041 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,810 - this isn't so bad. - It's all right. 2042 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,810 -这还挺不错的 -是啊 2043 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,250 It is amazing, isn't it? 2044 00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:29,250 我车看起来真棒 2045 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,330 My car, the way it disappears into that hedge, 2046 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,330 它和树篱融为一体了 2047 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,540 it's not just camouflage, it is hedge. 2048 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,540 不止是伪装 那就是个树篱 2049 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,290 - It's gone. - No, it is genuinely... 2050 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,290 -我的车已经消失了 -它真的... 2051 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:41,450 Actually, I will agree, yours is remarkable. 2052 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:41,450 我同意 你的车确实别出心裁 2053 00:49:42,570 --> 00:49:46,070 Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight 2054 00:49:42,570 --> 00:49:46,070 另一边 詹姆斯的车大量减重 2055 00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:48,280 that he was able to get free... 2056 00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:48,280 终于重获自由 2057 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:53,400 and start raping the countryside again to rebuild it. 2058 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:53,400 他又开始劫掠大自然来重造车体 2059 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,910 Bastards. 2060 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,910 混蛋 2061 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,480 You know, what's incredible about this - 2062 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,480 我跟你说 我们现在这种 2063 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,500 this sustainable living we're doing 2064 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,500 可持续生活的亮点在于- 2065 00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:07,920 is our barbecue is made from bricks from James's car, 2066 00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:07,920 烤肉用的砖是詹姆斯车上的 2067 00:50:08,530 --> 00:50:11,140 the kindling and the vegetables are from your car. 2068 00:50:08,530 --> 00:50:11,140 引火物和蔬菜是你车上的 2069 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,620 Are you about to tell me I'm eating... 2070 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,620 难道说我正在吃的是 2071 00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:16,600 Back wing. 2072 00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:16,600 我的后翼子板 2073 00:50:20,090 --> 00:50:23,780 What? - When you buy a steak, it says "keep refrigerated". 2074 00:50:20,090 --> 00:50:23,780 -怎么了 -你买的牛排上面都会写着冷藏保存 2075 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,550 It doesn't say, "Stick to the side of your car", 2076 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,550 不会有人让你把它贴在车的侧面 2077 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:28,010 leave in the sun, then drive through a river." 2078 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:28,010 在阳光下暴晒 再开过一条河 2079 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:49,260 James is making such a racket, isn't he? 2080 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:49,260 詹姆斯搞出的噪音真是太讨厌了 2081 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,750 It's worse than last time. 2082 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,750 比上次还讨厌 2083 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,200 The difference on this trip, while he's been tearing nature apart, 2084 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,200 不同之处在于 这次他一直在破坏大自然 2085 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:59,180 I've never felt closer to it. 2086 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:59,180 我可不像他那样 2087 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,600 Well, he's just messing everything up. He always... 2088 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,600 他只会把所有事情都搞砸 一向如此 2089 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,150 Holy cow. 2090 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,150 不会吧 2091 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:10,890 - Hammond. - What? 2092 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:10,890 -哈蒙德 -怎么了 2093 00:51:12,630 --> 00:51:14,430 That. 2094 00:51:12,630 --> 00:51:14,430 你看 2095 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,000 What are you doing? 2096 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,000 你在干什么 2097 00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:19,640 He couldn't see it. It's a hedge trimmer. 2098 00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:19,640 他开着篱笆修剪机看不见 2099 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,920 That's my community, you rural bastard! 2100 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,920 那可是我的小生态 你个混蛋乡巴佬 2101 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,470 - Oh, my... - Oh, God! 2102 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,470 -噢 -噢天呐 2103 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:30,310 The next morning, to cheer up Hammond 2104 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:30,310 第二天一早 2105 00:51:30,350 --> 00:51:32,450 following the decimation of his car 2106 00:51:30,350 --> 00:51:32,450 为了让受到双重打击的 2107 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,180 and his woodland animal community, 2108 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,180 哈蒙德高兴一点 2109 00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:37,200 I made breakfast. 2110 00:51:35,190 --> 00:51:37,200 我做了早餐 2111 00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,310 - Eat it. - No! 2112 00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,310 -吃吧 -不 2113 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,310 - Why not? - Because it's going green! 2114 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,310 -为什么 -因为它都变质了 2115 00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:43,960 It's just a bit of door. 2116 00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:43,960 只是门上的一块肉而已 2117 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,780 You can see where the flies have been on it. 2118 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,780 你可以看出上面曾经落过苍蝇 2119 00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,110 It's disgusting. 2120 00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,110 太恶心了 2121 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,440 Hello. Hello! 2122 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,440 瞧瞧谁来了 2123 00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:49,550 What...? 2124 00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:49,550 这是什么 2125 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:53,430 - It's a dung heap. - It is a dung heap. 2126 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:53,430 -那是个粪堆 -确实是个粪堆 2127 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,420 - Morning. - Morning. 2128 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,420 -早上好 -早 2129 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,030 Is this a car? What is it? 2130 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,030 这是一辆车还是什么 2131 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:04,230 It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub, 2132 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:04,230 这是一辆用抹灰篱笆墙造的可持续发展汽车 2133 00:52:04,270 --> 00:52:06,200 only the wattle has been replaced by straw 2134 00:52:04,270 --> 00:52:06,200 只不过我把篱笆换成了稻草 2135 00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:08,380 and the daub has been replaced by cow poo, 2136 00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:08,380 又把石灰换成了牛粪 2137 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:09,840 but the principle is the same. 2138 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:09,840 但道理是一样的 2139 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:12,580 How the hell do you fit in it? Only just. 2140 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:12,580 -你到底是怎么进去的 -刚刚好 2141 00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:14,590 - Where's your windscreen? - There. 2142 00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:14,590 -挡风玻璃呢 -在那儿 2143 00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:15,750 Hang on. 2144 00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:15,750 等下 2145 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,620 Can we just test your blind spots, James? 2146 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,620 我们来测试一下你的盲区吧 詹姆斯 2147 00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:22,490 Can you see either of us now? 2148 00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:22,490 你现在能看见我们两个吗 2149 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,110 No. 2150 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,110 看不见 2151 00:52:24,710 --> 00:52:28,330 Heavily pedestrianised areas should be avoided. 2152 00:52:24,710 --> 00:52:28,330 应该拒绝这种极度无聊的部分 2153 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:33,910 Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. - Yes. 2154 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:33,910 -好了 出发吧 我们只剩3公里了 -没错 2155 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,200 Jesus Christ! 2156 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,200 我的妈呀 2157 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,810 The smell! 2158 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,810 太臭了 2159 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:41,110 What's that? - It breaks my heart, but it's a small gift for you. 2160 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:41,110 -这是什么 -我很不忍心 但还是要送给你这个小礼物 2161 00:52:41,330 --> 00:52:45,620 - Is it? Mate! - Yes, from me and my woodland community. 2162 00:52:41,330 --> 00:52:45,620 真的吗 好兄弟 -没错 是我车载生态的一部分 2163 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:46,930 Oh! 2164 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:46,930 噢 2165 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,720 - It's a dead bat! - Yeah, it is. 2166 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,720 -是一只死掉的蝙蝠 -是的 2167 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:52,150 - Bats have sonar, don't they? - Yeah. 2168 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:52,150 -蝙蝠靠超声波飞行? -没错 2169 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,090 So I could use it as a reversing parking sensor. 2170 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,090 那我就可以把它当倒车雷达了 2171 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:58,130 Yeah, I don't think it works once the bat is dead. 2172 00:52:55,390 --> 00:52:58,130 可我觉得它死了之后就没用了 2173 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,230 And so, with all of us running... 2174 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,230 于是我们又上路了 2175 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,740 My reversing bat is working well. 2176 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:09,740 我的蝙蝠牌倒车雷达很好使 2177 00:53:09,810 --> 00:53:14,180 ...we began the final two-mile leg of our epic journey. 2178 00:53:09,810 --> 00:53:14,180 踏上这史诗路程的最后3公里 2179 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,330 Oh, balls! 2180 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:16,330 噢 见鬼 2181 00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:20,490 There are some issues associated with environmentalism, 2182 00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:20,490 环保主义会产生一些问题 2183 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,840 and we're seeing one of them right now. 2184 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,840 我们面前的就是其中之一 2185 00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:32,960 - Am I anywhere near the gate? - Oh, God! 2186 00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:32,960 -我是不是在门附近 -噢天啊 2187 00:53:35,590 --> 00:53:40,350 James attempted to tie his car back together using a ball of string... 2188 00:53:35,590 --> 00:53:40,350 詹姆斯决定要用一卷毛线来固定住车身 2189 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,440 which went well. 2190 00:53:40,430 --> 00:53:42,440 效果还不错 2191 00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:44,980 It's going... 2192 00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:44,980 滚下去了 2193 00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:50,600 Oh, that's gonna confuse him now! 2194 00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:50,600 他肯定傻眼了 2195 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:54,190 Why'd they make it in a ball shape? What a stupid idea! 2196 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:54,190 他们为什么要做成一个球形呢 太愚蠢了 2197 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:59,020 But eventually it was done and we were on our way. 2198 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:59,020 但最终他还是固定好了 我们继续前进 2199 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:04,240 James, how much does it weigh now? 2200 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:04,240 詹姆斯 你的车现在有多重 2201 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:06,270 I'm gonna say the weight has gone down a bit. 2202 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:06,270 车重现在减轻了一点 2203 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:07,930 I think I'm down to three tonnes. 2204 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:07,930 我觉得降到3吨了 2205 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,700 So you still need an HGV licence? 2206 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,700 所以你还是需要B本才能开? 2207 00:54:10,770 --> 00:54:13,620 But it's not a type of car known to the DVLA. 2208 00:54:10,770 --> 00:54:13,620 但是交管局并不一定认得这是车 2209 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,730 Mind you, I had even bigger problems. 2210 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,730 要知道 我还有个更大的麻烦 2211 00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:21,980 My car was starting to smell really bad. 2212 00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:21,980 我的车开始变得越来越臭了 2213 00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,110 One of the sound recordists 2214 00:54:23,310 --> 00:54:25,110 其中一个录音机 2215 00:54:25,150 --> 00:54:26,860 just came to fiddle with my microphone, 2216 00:54:25,150 --> 00:54:26,860 正在和我的麦克风胡搞 2217 00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:28,720 and actually was sick. 2218 00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:28,720 这太恶心了 2219 00:54:29,730 --> 00:54:33,840 Eventually, though, our destination hoved into view. 2220 00:54:29,730 --> 00:54:33,840 终于 我们的目的地已经近在眼前了 2221 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:39,230 After three days gruelling travel 2222 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:39,230 经过历尽艰辛的3天 2223 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,040 over 11 miles, we're here. 2224 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:42,040 超过18公里的旅程 我们终于到了 2225 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:44,420 This must be it. 2226 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:44,420 就是这儿 2227 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:49,420 2228 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:49,420 可持续发展汽车运动挑战赛开幕仪式 2229 00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:52,910 on a track carved out of nature itself. 2230 00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:52,910 就在这条天然形成的赛道上面 2231 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,450 Oh, hang on. 2232 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,450 等一下 2233 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,340 - A text message. - What? 2234 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,340 -有短信 -什么 2235 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,880 I've got a text here from Mr Wilman, 2236 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,880 韦尔曼先生给我发了条短信 2237 00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:02,760 with the instructions of what we're doing. 2238 00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:02,760 告诉我接下来要做什么 2239 00:55:02,780 --> 00:55:07,060 "Whoever does the most laps in one hour wins." 2240 00:55:02,780 --> 00:55:07,060 在一小时内完成圈数最多的人将会获胜 2241 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,880 Oh, well, James, that's not gonna be you. 2242 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,880 好吧 詹姆斯 肯定不会是你 2243 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,890 - Well, you don't know. - No, I do know it's not gonna be you. 2244 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,890 -你怎么知道 -我敢肯定不是你 2245 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,600 Oh, no, wait. Hang on. "You will be racing against 2246 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,600 噢 等一下 你们还要和3辆 2247 00:55:14,670 --> 00:55:17,440 three old-fashioned steel cars." 2248 00:55:14,670 --> 00:55:17,440 老式钢铁车一起比赛 2249 00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,020 - Hang on. Yes, those. - Hello. 2250 00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,020 -等一下 是那几辆吧 -哪儿呢 2251 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,800 - Oh, there they are. - How quaint. 2252 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,800 -噢 它们来了 -好古老的车 2253 00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:26,240 No, they don't look quaint. They look ridiculous. 2254 00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:26,240 不 一点也不古老 它们的样子太可笑了 2255 00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:28,080 It's funny, that's the nature of progress. 2256 00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:28,080 那就是自然进步的产物 很讽刺 2257 00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:30,620 - Suddenly, they look stupid. - They do. 2258 00:55:28,110 --> 00:55:30,620 -我突然觉得它们的样子蠢爆了 -没错 2259 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,710 The museum pieces were being driven by three local yobbos. 2260 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,710 这些老古董由3位当地的小混混驾驶 2261 00:55:37,930 --> 00:55:39,240 Right, this is it. 2262 00:55:37,930 --> 00:55:39,240 好的 就这样吧 2263 00:55:39,730 --> 00:55:44,160 The MeaTI, the TreeTI and the PeaTI are ready. 2264 00:55:39,730 --> 00:55:44,160 肉车 树车和粪车都已经准备好了 2265 00:55:49,770 --> 00:55:52,500 Oh, what a start! It's a good start. 2266 00:55:49,770 --> 00:55:52,500 噢 很好 起步不错 2267 00:55:52,530 --> 00:55:54,790 Yes, we're blocking! 2268 00:55:52,530 --> 00:55:54,790 没错 就是要挡住你们 2269 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:58,740 Oh, they've gone! They've gone! I couldn't see the flag. 2270 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:58,740 噢 他们开始了 我看不见旗子 2271 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,780 Yes, there are some hay bales. I'll follow those. 2272 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,780 我能看见一些干草堆 就沿着它们开吧 2273 00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:05,400 Where the hell does it go next? 2274 00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:05,400 接下来往哪边走 2275 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:09,620 Despite the excellent start from Richard and I, 2276 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:09,620 尽管我和理查德的起步很好 2277 00:56:09,690 --> 00:56:13,010 we were quickly overwhelmed by the steel cars. 2278 00:56:09,690 --> 00:56:13,010 但很快我们就被钢铁车超越了 2279 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,440 And now the Golf's got past! 2280 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,440 高尔夫超过我了 2281 00:56:17,310 --> 00:56:19,410 Oh, no! Oh, no! 2282 00:56:17,310 --> 00:56:19,410 噢不 不 2283 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:22,140 I've let the Mondeo through. That's a disaster! 2284 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:22,140 我被蒙迪欧超了 天啊 2285 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:26,400 Oh, I've lost one of my nose tampons! 2286 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:26,400 噢 我鼻子里的棉条掉了一个 2287 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:29,840 What Richard and I really needed was help from our colleague. 2288 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:29,840 理查德和我现在急需另一位同事的帮助 2289 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,750 Sadly, though... 2290 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,750 只可惜 2291 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,410 I'm gonna take a racing line. Oh, I'm completely lost. 2292 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,410 看我的走线 噢我完全迷路了 2293 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:39,930 The trouble is, the race track looks the same as the front of the car. 2294 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:39,930 问题在于 赛道看上去和我的车头一样 2295 00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:42,520 What a stupid idea for an event. 2296 00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:42,520 这是谁想出来的馊主意 2297 00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:47,790 I've lost the other nose tampon! Help! 2298 00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:47,790 我的棉条全掉了 救命 2299 00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:51,300 I may have to pit for another tampon. 2300 00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:51,300 我可能要进一次站 再塞两个棉条 2301 00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:53,980 Where am I going? 2302 00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:53,980 我该往哪儿开 2303 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,180 All right, James? 2304 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,180 又见面了 詹姆斯 2305 00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,460 No. 2306 00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,460 不 2307 00:56:58,690 --> 00:56:59,930 No time to lose. 2308 00:56:58,690 --> 00:56:59,930 不能再浪费时间了 2309 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,290 I've gone for the super absorbent, 2310 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,290 我换上了两个 2311 00:57:05,510 --> 00:57:07,550 slightly larger nose tampons, 2312 00:57:05,510 --> 00:57:07,550 超强吸水的大号棉条 2313 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,280 which I hope will last a little longer. 2314 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,280 希望能多坚持一会 2315 00:57:14,310 --> 00:57:17,060 Given that we were in an endurance race, 2316 00:57:14,310 --> 00:57:17,060 因为这是一场耐力赛 2317 00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:20,690 our tactics so far had been to protect our cars. 2318 00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:20,690 所以到目前为止我们都在尽量保护车子 2319 00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:25,180 Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything. 2320 00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:25,180 我们现在需要可靠性 仅此而已 2321 00:57:25,310 --> 00:57:26,840 That's what matters most. 2322 00:57:25,310 --> 00:57:26,840 这是最重要的 2323 00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:30,400 But with the cars of the past racking up so many laps, 2324 00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:30,400 但随着几辆古董车的一次次挑衅 2325 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,840 we had to get the hammer down. 2326 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,840 我们也要拿出真本事了 2327 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:36,820 The MeaTI against the... 2328 00:57:34,530 --> 00:57:36,820 现在是肉车对阵... 2329 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:40,730 whatever that is - 1.6 litre Golf. 2330 00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:40,730 那辆1.6升的高尔夫 2331 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:42,150 Yes! 2332 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:42,150 太棒了 2333 00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:44,750 Yes! I've got him! 2334 00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:44,750 太棒了 我超过他了 2335 00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:48,420 Power sliding a hedge. 2336 00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:48,420 看我篱笆漂移 2337 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,000 Come on! 2338 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,000 加油啊 2339 00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,230 Yes. Oh, yes. 2340 00:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,230 这就对了 2341 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,000 I think I've done a lap. 2342 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,000 我觉得我好像跑完了一整圈 2343 00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:08,240 With us three - well, two - making good progress, 2344 00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:08,240 在我们三个 两个人势不可挡的时候 2345 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:11,490 the cars from the past started to play dirty. 2346 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:11,490 几辆古董车开始不择手段了 2347 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,580 That is out of order! They are getting violent! 2348 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,580 怎么能这样 他们开始用暴力了 2349 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,520 Oh! Oh, no! 2350 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,520 噢 噢不 2351 00:58:21,590 --> 00:58:23,290 I've lost a tampon again! 2352 00:58:21,590 --> 00:58:23,290 我的棉条又掉了一个 2353 00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:26,860 Who was that? 2354 00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:26,860 谁撞我 2355 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,630 Think you can mess with us 2356 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,630 你以为我长得像一棵树 2357 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,400 just because we like trees, do you? 2358 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,400 所以就好欺负是吗 2359 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:33,470 That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that! 2360 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:33,470 你这样是不对的 兄弟 尝尝这个吧 2361 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,410 The bone is taking on the steel! 2362 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,410 我在用血肉之躯对抗钢铁 2363 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,440 Although we were holding our own, 2364 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,440 尽管我们都在尽力坚持 2365 00:58:46,470 --> 00:58:50,690 the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles. 2366 00:58:46,470 --> 00:58:50,690 但我们的车都开始受到不同程度的损伤 2367 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,630 I've lost part of the hat. 2368 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,630 我的车顶掉了一块 2369 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,900 I can smell... 2370 00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:00,900 我闻到了 2371 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:03,630 What can I smell? 2372 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:03,630 这是什么味 2373 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,690 Is that from the exhaust? 2374 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,690 是我排气管里出来的吗 2375 00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:11,440 With Hammond distracted by the hot exhaust burning his bodywork, 2376 00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:11,440 当哈蒙德因为车身被排气管点燃而分心之时 2377 00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:13,970 it was all down to my cow car. 2378 00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:13,970 重任落在了我的牛车上 2379 00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:21,730 Good dicing here between the past and the future. 2380 00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:21,730 传统与未来在此契合 2381 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,930 It's neck and neck! 2382 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,930 我们现在并驾齐驱 2383 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:27,220 But then... 2384 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:27,220 可惜 2385 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,320 Oh, no! No! 2386 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,320 噢不 2387 00:59:29,890 --> 00:59:31,290 Disaster! 2388 00:59:29,890 --> 00:59:31,290 完了 2389 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,580 Oh, hell. I think it looks like 2390 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,580 见鬼 看起来 2391 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:34,660 Jeremy's got trouble. 2392 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:34,660 杰瑞米遇上麻烦了 2393 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,090 How do you peel a cow? 2394 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,090 该怎么把牛皮剥下来 2395 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,400 Having eventually got to the overheating engine 2396 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,400 在终于解救了过热的引擎 并且发现 2397 00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:46,060 and seen it had become a production line for maggots... 2398 00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:46,060 它已经变成了一条蛆虫的生产线 2399 00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,510 ...I decided to go off and be sick. 2400 00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,510 我决定走到一边去吐一会儿 2401 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:57,850 Er... News from the Inaugural Sustainable Motorsport Event 2402 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:57,850 呃 可持续发展汽车运动挑战赛的最新消息 2403 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:59,500 很抱歉没有车内视角 因为詹姆斯车上的摄像机丢了 2404 00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:59,840 On A Sustainable Track, or whatever it's called, 2405 00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:59,840 来自于一条所谓的可持续发展赛道 2406 00:59:57,910 --> 00:59:59,840 屏幕字 2407 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,720 Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation. 2408 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,720 杰瑞米 克拉克森因为蛆虫问题退赛了 2409 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:08,530 This meant all our hopes rested with Richard Hammond 2410 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:08,530 因此全部的希望都寄托在了理查德 哈蒙德 2411 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,630 and his smouldering ark. 2412 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,630 和他燃烧的方舟上 2413 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,890 Yeah, you ran wide! 2414 01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,890 哈哈 你走线太宽了 2415 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:16,620 But then... 2416 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:16,620 可是好景不长 2417 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,570 Oh, my God! 2418 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,570 噢 天呐 2419 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,840 Oh, no! 2420 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:20,840 噢不 2421 01:00:22,970 --> 01:00:24,340 Oh, no! More news 2422 01:00:22,970 --> 01:00:24,340 哦不 关于这场 2423 01:00:24,390 --> 01:00:27,660 from the Sustainable Motorsport Challenge is that... Ow! 2424 01:00:24,390 --> 01:00:27,660 可持续汽车挑战赛更多的新闻有 2425 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,510 ...Richard Hammond, I believe, is on fire. 2426 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,510 我觉得理查德哈蒙德的车着火了 2427 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,720 The garden centre is ablaze. 2428 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,720 花园中心亮起了火光 2429 01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:36,820 Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh, no! 2430 01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:36,820 噢 上帝啊 不 不要这样 2431 01:00:38,350 --> 01:00:40,490 That's gonna make it worse! 2432 01:00:38,350 --> 01:00:40,490 这样只会越烧越旺 2433 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:44,700 With Hammond's car on fire... 2434 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:44,700 随着哈蒙德的车着了火 2435 01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:50,130 mine alive, and James's disintegrating again... 2436 01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:50,130 我的车出了虫子 詹姆斯的车还在瓦解 2437 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,580 Ow! Ow! 2438 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,580 嗷 嗷 2439 01:00:51,710 --> 01:00:55,940 ...we decided that environmentalism simply doesn't work. 2440 01:00:51,710 --> 01:00:55,940 我们得出了结论 环保主义根本行不通 2441 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,380 And with that, back to... 2442 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,380 接下来 把画面 2443 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,980 And with that, back to the tent. 2444 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,980 接下来 把画面切回帐篷里 2445 01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:05,880 Holy crap! 2446 01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:05,880 我靠 2447 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,890 - No, it didn't work. - No. So, there we are. 2448 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,890 -根本行不通 -没错 就是这样 2449 01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:18,730 There we are, we've looked into it. 2450 01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:18,730 就是这样 我们调查过了 2451 01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,200 We've looked into it thoroughly, 2452 01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,200 我们彻彻底底的调查过之后 2453 01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:23,770 and I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die. 2454 01:01:20,330 --> 01:01:23,770 恐怕我们没救了 我们都会死 2455 01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:27,000 And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end. 2456 01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:27,000 随着这个令人十分沮丧的消息 这期节目就结束了 2457 01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,940 See you next week. Goodbye! 2458 01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,940 下周见 拜拜 2459 01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:30,940