在线观看小镇果汁，请访问：spcnwiki.tk
即时获取剧集相关消息，请关注B站账号：
农夫果园中文维基（UID：6953244）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
获取剧集资料，下载更全好果汁，请访问：
1、spcnwiki.tk/wiki（可跳转维基主站）
2、wiki.spcnwiki.tk/zh（维基镜像站）
获取剧集资料，下载更全好果汁，请访问：
1、spcnwiki.tk/wiki（可跳转维基主站）
2、wiki.spcnwiki.tk/zh（维基镜像站）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
丹佛市的居民们 Citizens of Denver
我们正处于环境危机之中 We are in the middle of an environmental crisis
冬天的降雪量一年不如一年 The winters are bringing less and less snow
于是现在 我们正面临着一场 And now, we are facing a drought
由全球性人熊猪引起的干旱 Due to the effects of Global ManBearPig
干旱？ A drought?
-什么？哦不 -人熊猪？ -啥？人熊猪？ -What? No. -ManBearPig? -What? ManBearPig?
丹佛所有的水都来自于山上的溪流 All of Denver's water comes from streams up in the mountains
但是现在 由于人熊猪在这些地方的肆虐 But now, ManBearPig has decimated these areas
严重破坏了山上的溪流 And wreaked havoc on the upper mountain streams
因此 立即生效 And so, effective immediately
我们宣布进入干旱状态 We are declaring a drought
并且缩减整座城市的用水量 And cutting back on all the city's water
-不！ -你不能这么做！ -No! -You can't do that!
我们的业主协会规定呢? What about our homeowners' association rules?
我们有些人必须要有漂亮 翠绿的草坪 Some of us are required to have nice, green lawns
你们难道要我们有漂亮 枯黄的草坪吗？ You expect us to have nice, brown lawns?
我在丹佛城区有12座高尔夫场 I own 12 golf courses in the Denver Metro area
你们他妈的不能减少我的用水量 You're not cutting down on my damn water
你们难道都忘了皮匹了吗？ Have you all forgotten about the Pi Pi?
我开着丹佛最大的水上乐园 I have Denver's largest water park
所有的水上乐园都是由 50%的尿 All water parks are 50% pee
和 50%的水组成的 And 50% water
你们…你们可不能忘了皮匹 You-you can't forget about a Pi Pi
大家都不想减少用水 但是我们现在确实面临着干旱 Nobody wants to lose the water, but we're in a drought
现在实在没有足够的水从山上流到丹佛 There simply isn't enough water coming to Denver from up in the mountains
山上的水正在被 And the water up there is being used
用于农场和农业 For farms and agriculture
哪种农业？ What kind of agriculture?
*哒 哒 哒 哒 哒 哒* * Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da *
*哒 哒 哒 哒* * Da, da, da, da. *
看起来怎么样？ How's it looking?
他们看起来还是很缺水 They still look dry
好的 我这就开一下水库闸门 Okay, then I'm gonna open the reserves
※背景音乐是美国放克乐队Commodores的 《Slippery When Wet》
*如果你不关心生意* * If you ain't taking care of business *
*你就不要惊讶于…* * This you must expect... *
耶 Yeah!
*当它是湿的* * When it's wet *
*哦 来吧…* * Oh, come on... *
* 哦！* * Oh! *
*来吧* * Come on *
*哦！耶* * Oh! Yeah *
*天湿路就滑* * Slippery when it's wet *
南方公园：流量大战
*喔-喔-喔-喔* * Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo *
*天湿路就滑* * Slippery when it's wet *
*天湿路就滑* * Slippery, slippery *
*天湿路就滑* * Slippery when it's wet. *
耶 然后 然后 然后 Yeah, and so, and so then, so then
克莱德说如果一个小妞涂了发胶 Clyde said that if a chick uses hairspray
她的头发就可以点着火 You can actually light her head on fire
不可能 Nuh-uh
当然能 托尔金 你们想看看吗？ Yeah-huh, Tolkien. You guys want to see?
肯尼 你有火柴吗？ Kenny, do you have matches?
嗯 我当然有火柴 Yeah, of course I have matches
看着吧 伙计们 Check this out, you guys
埃里克·卡特曼 Eric Cartman
干嘛？你打断我了 What? You're ruining it
你到站了 This is your stop
哦 对噢 Oh. Right
让 让一下 Scuse-scuse me
嘿 嘿 伙计们 Hey. Hey, guys
你们想来我家坐一会吗？ You want to come hang out at my house for a bit?
额 不了 Uh, no, that's cool
又不是我害得我妈丢了工作 It's not my fault that my mom lost her job
然后我们不得不搬家 你们明白吗 实际上这里还不错 And we had to move, you guys. It's really not so bad
额 好 下次一定 Uh, yeah, maybe some other time
我家很酷的 伙计们 My house is cool, you guys
-肯尼 你想来看看吗 -算了吧 老兄 -Kenny, you want to come chill? -I'm cool, dude
至少也比你家好得多 肯尼！ It's still way better than your house, Kenny!
因为你家很穷！ 'Cause your family's poor!
你家很…穷 肯尼 Your family's...poor, Kenny
嗨 宝贝 在学校过得怎么样？ Hi, honey. How was school?
操你妈 妈 Fuck you, Mom
你有空吗 托尔金？ You doing anything, Tolkien?
你想到我家来 一起玩桌游吗？ You want to come over to my house, play a board game?
噢 额 我可能得回家了 Oh, um, I should probably go home
哦 好吧 去你家玩游戏怎样？ Well, okay, you want to play a game over at your house?
这个 额 我…我不知道 Yeah, uh, I-I don't know
抱歉 我可能只是…只是没什么心情 Sorry, I'm just... not in the best mood, I guess
嘿 你还在害怕凯伦吗？ Hey, are you still worried about Karen?
是的 Yeah
好吧 我也是 Yeah, me, too
但是我们都要尽量开心点 你懂吗？ But we all have to try to just be happy, you know?
不管凯伦做出什么事 No matter what happens with Karen
说得对 好的 来吧 You're right. Okay, come on
嘿 Hey
斯坦 你想去哪？ Stan, where do you think you're going?
我去托尔金家玩会儿 I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house
就一会儿 凯伦 For a bit, Karen
不 不可以 No, you're not
我当然可以 凯伦 Yes, I am, Karen
你最好别这样 You better knock that off
我不想要让你和托尔金玩 I don't want you playing with Tolkien
凯伦 回到屋里来 Karen, just come back inside
我告诉过你了 我不想让我们的孩子 I've told you I don't want our son
和那些人在一起鬼混 Hanging out with those people
那你说的“那些人”又是什么意思？ And exactly what do you mean by "those people"?
意思就是叛徒 I mean traitors
我雇佣来给我的大麻送出更好的风评 Who I hired to give my weed more street cred
结果却跑出去搞自己大麻生意的死叛徒 And then go out and open their own weed business
这山谷里又不止你一个人种大麻 You're not the only weed grower in this valley
但我本来应该是唯一有黑人合伙人的 But I was supposed to be the only Black one
打扰一下 Excuse me
请问你们是这些农场的主人吗？ You the owners of these farms?
我是节草农场的主人 I own Tegridy Weed
节草农场是这条街上最初的大麻农场 The original marijuana farm on this street
好的 那你叫… Okay, and your name is...
他叫凯伦·马什 His name is Karen Marsh
别用你的狗嘴说出我的名字！ You better get that fucking name out your fucking mouth
※出自威尔·史密斯奥斯卡打人事件
好吧 先生们 我是水务专员 Well, gentlemen, I'm the Water Commissioner
来自科罗拉多水利资源部门 Colorado Division of Water Resources
我来这里是想调查一下 I'm here to find out exactly what's going on
城市用水的问题 来点大麻吗？ With the city's water. Weed?
城市的用水？ The city's water?
嗯 你也知道 这里的水本该 Well, you see, the water here is supposed to make its way
通向丹佛 给口渴的人喝 To all the thirsty people down in Denver
然后 嗯… And, uh...
那里口渴的人 可不少呢 Well, there's a lot of thirsty people down there
我只是想看看你们这些农民 I just want to see how much you farmers
到底用了多少水 Are actually using
好的 嗯 我们可以给你看看… Okay, well, we can show you...
你应该检查的是他的破农场 Well, you should check out his fucking farm
如果你 如果你要查谁的用水 If you're, if you're gonna check out anyone's water
那就应该查他的 It should be his
好的 我或许会去查的 All right, maybe I'll do that
*我家住在热狗中* * I live in a hot dog *
*孤独屹立老山坡* * On a lonely old hill *
*人们总是嘲笑我* * People make fun of me *
*着实让我心苦泣* * And that's not cool *
*我与朋友隔千里* * I'm isolated from my friends *
*而这不是我心意* * Against my will *
*家财唯有调味品* * My possessions are now condiments *
*不禁让我空悲切* * And that is not cool *
*我也不愿这样活* * And I don't want to live like this *
*你却不懂我感受* * You don't know how I feel *
*没有空间来成长* * I've got no room to grow *
*实在让我凄惨戚* * And it is just so not cool *
*唯盼生活现奇迹* * Just once in my life, I'd like cool stuff to happen *
*万物皆变我难适* * Everything keeps changing, and I'm not adapting *
*可恨饮泣似怨妇* * I'm crying like a girl, and it's super not cool *
*唯盼奇迹能出现* * And I just want something cool to happen *
*奇迹出现拯救我* * To me *
*唯我活在苦痛中* * I've lived through such pain *
*世界竟如此残酷* * The word's been so cruel *
*奇迹终将会出现* * Something's got to happen, something that's cool *
*唯盼奇迹能出现* * I just want something cool to happen... *
就是它了 在这边 This is it, right here
*奇迹出现拯救我* * To me. *
好了 这边请 卡斯勒先生 Okay, right this way, Mr. Cussler
您一定会爱上这块地产的 You are going to love this property
它有三十多英亩 该地段也前景大好 It's over 30 acres, and it's in a real up-and-coming area
我相信可以在这里盖一栋绝妙的房子 I think you could build an amazing home here
是的 是的 我想我是可以 Yes. Yes, I believe I could
当然 它距离您丹佛的所在地需要一个小时的通勤时间 Now, it's about an hour commute from where you are in Denver
但我觉得该地的潜力无限 But I think the potential here is fabulous
哦 是的 Oh, yes
它看起来绝对是理想之地 It looks absolutely ideal
您喜欢娱乐吗？ Do you like to entertain?
在这块地产上 您很轻松就能盖上一栋 Because you could easily build a ten-bedroom house
十居室住宅 还能建一间私人健身房 On this property. You could have a dedicated gym
甚至还可以弄一个标准大小的电影院 Even a full-size movie theater
标准大小的电影院？ Full-size movie theater?
如果您愿意的话 我们可以在这附近转转 If you want, we can walk around the property
-有点泥泞 但我们能… -不必了 -It's a bit muddy, but we can... -That won't be necessary
这块地我要了 全价成交 现金付款 I'll take it. Full asking price. Cash
哦-哦-哦 Oh-oh-oh
爹…爹… Da Da
请进 Yes. Come in
妈妈说你想见我？ Mom said you wanted to see me
对 雪莉 请坐 Yes, Shelley, have a seat
请把门关上 Close the door, please
我 其实一直想跟你聊聊 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you, Shelley
额 Um...
你知道为什么现在大家都在管我叫“凯伦”吗？ Can you tell me why everyone is calling me "Karen"?
别在意这事 Don't worry about it
好吧 但是现在所有人都在叫我“凯伦” Well, everybody keeps calling me Karen
而我没搞懂 And I don't get it
这是 这是个什么梗吗？ Is it, is it, like, a joke or something?
“凯伦”就是对白人的一个蔑称 "Karen" is a pejorative term for a white person
形容那些自以为是 颐指气使的白人巨婴 Who acts overly entitled and demanding
好吧 那 这可真操蛋！ Okay, well, that's fucked up
你不觉得这个有点 性别歧视吗 Don't you think that's a little, like, sexist?
又不是我发动的 I didn't start it
啊 那是谁发动的？ Well, who did?
互联网啊 The Internet
所-所以 现在大家仅仅因为想得到尊重 So-so now somebody is a Karen
就会被叫做凯伦吗 Just 'cause they want to be treated with some respect?
我有权利不让别人践踏我的尊严 好吗？ I deserve to not have people walk all over me, okay?
我有权利在有事的时候报警 I have the right to call the cops when things happen
你说的都对 凯伦 That's fine, Karen
雪莉 我有权利不让… Shelley, I deserve to not have--
他在那他妈的干啥呢？ What the fuck is he doing here?
嘿 嘿 嘿！ Hey. Hey, hey, hey
喂喂喂 这是我的私人领地 Excuse me, this is my property
你家的土壤看起来很湿润啊 Your soil seems very hydrated
肯定灌了不少水吧 Must be getting lots of water
你什么意思 我用的太多了？ What are you saying, that I use too much?
我只有给我种的植物浇水 没用在别处 I use the water that my crops need and nothing more
那个是滑水滑梯吗？ Is that a Slip 'N Slide over there?
是的 那是农用滑水滑梯 That is an agricultural Slip 'N Slide, yes
很明显 你对种地一窍不通 Apparently, you know nothing about farming
听着 如果你有多余的水可用 Look, if you have any excess of water
就可以拿来赚钱 这就是我想说的 You might actually make some money, that's all I'm saying
赚钱？等会 啥？ Make money? Wait, what?
你听说过水转移吗？ You heard of water transfers?
看 现在你有契约 能从流量中取用一部分水 See, you have a lease to use some of the water
但是你不用的那部分 From your stream here, but what you don't use
其实是可以卖给别人的 You could actually sell the rights to
这一点我已经和你的邻居说了 I already talked to your neighbor about it
好 嗯 但是 问题是 Yeah, well, see, the thing is
这个农场在乎的是“节操” This farm is about Tegridy
而不是什么傻不拉叽的用水权 Not stupid water rights
而且如果你还来我这跟我唠叨这事 And if you want to keep coming here and bugging me
我就找你经理 Then I would like to speak to your manager
说你骚扰我 Because you are harassing me
而我很！重！要！ And I am important
额 祝你今天过得开心 凯伦 Well, have a nice day, Karen
我叫兰迪！ It's Randy!
我知道凯伦啥意思 我不傻！ I know what Karen means. I'm not stupid
那个水务专员说的对啊 What the water commissioner said is true
我们有权每月从流量里 We have water rights to use 10,000 gallons
用掉10000加仑的水 A month off our stream
如果我们把农业用水减少50% If we could cut back our agricultural water use by 50%
然后证明多余出来的水 And show that our excess water is making it down
能流到丹佛水库的话 To the Denver Reservoir
那我们就有权卖掉剩余的水了 Then we'd have the right to sell it
你觉得这么做能成功么？ You really think so?
我在种大麻之前 I was a financial consultant
做过财务顾问 这事有前景 Before I was a weed farmer-- there's potential here
那我们又该怎么证明 But how do we even prove the water
水确实流到了丹佛呢？ From our farms makes it all the way to Denver?
-用小船竞速漂流 -什么？ -Raingutter regatta. -What?
我们在线上新冠夏令营做的那些小船 还记得吗？ We made those little boats in online COVID camp, remember?
哦对啊 我们可以让小船跟着咱的水流漂下去 Oh, yeah. I bet we could float that down our stream
我们可以展示水流到了哪里 We demonstrate where the water goes
同时 And meanwhile
还能卖我们一部分的水流量 We start selling off pieces of our water rights
给想用水的人 To subscribers that want it
孩子们 你们能给我做个试验船吗 Boys, can you build me a test boat?
当然 Sure
我们就要开启专属于自己的... We're about to start our very own...
流水体服务 Streaming service
※背景音乐是美国说唱歌手Cardi B的《WAP》
*金屋藏骚* * Whores in this house *
*金屋藏骚* * There's some whores in this house *
*姐已获得认证 纯种骚逼* * I said certified freak *
*一周七夜 夜夜笙歌* * Seven days a week *
*箭在弦上 叫你不得不发* * Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak *
*耶 耶 耶 耶* * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
*耶 你玩的就是最强骚逼* * Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy *
*拿上个桶 带上拖把* * Bring a bucket and a mop *
*直捣最强骚逼…* * For this wet-ass pussy... *
这里是纯信大麻流水体服务 The Credigree Weed streaming service
我们现在还正在进行验收测试 We are currently in beta testing
验证水流是否流到丹佛 To see if our stream makes it to Denver
如果一切顺利 But if it does, we are seeing
请感兴趣的买家速与我们联系 If there are any interested subscribers
*你想要它 就先给我* * Give me everything you got *
*直捣最强骚逼* * For this wet-ass pussy *
*宝贝加快速度 高潮在即* * Beat it up, baby, catch a charge *
*又大又硬 直捅骚逼* * Extra large and extra hard *
*骚逼骑脸 观音坐莲* * Put this pussy right in your face *
快来！ Come on!
*像刷信用卡一样 用你的鼻子刷骚逼* * Swipe your nose like a credit card *
*骑在上 夹紧逼* * Hop on top, I want to ride, I do a kegel *
*看着我的眼睛 射进我的嘴里* * While it's inside, spit in my mouth, look in my eyes *
*骚逼正湿 快来潜水* * This pussy is wet, come take a dive *
*捆绑我 好像我毫无防备* * Tie me up like I'm surprised *
*角色扮演吧 我要化装入戏* * Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise *
*我要你把你的大教学楼* * I want you to park that big Mack truck *
*设在我的小学里* * Right in this little garage *
*快来高潮 让我浪叫* * Make it cream, make me scream *
*公开场合 众人围观 我不做饭 我不打扫* * Out in public, make a scene, I don't cook, I don't clean *
-*但老娘还是牢牢抓住男人的心* -*哎！哎！* -* But let me tell you how I got this ring * -* Ayy, ayy *
*爆炒我 铜丝我 超蓝我的笔* * Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me *
*射出来之前赶紧从我那里逃离* * Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me *
*告诉你往哪进* * I tell him where to put it *
*不告诉你我什么时候去* * Never tell him where I'm 'bout to be *
*找到新欢之前就得把他榨干* * I'll run down on him 'fore I have a-- ayy-- runnin' me *
*让你欲仙欲死 再亲咬双唇* * Talk your shit, bite your lip *
*观音坐莲的时候再跟你要辆车* * Ask for a car while you ride that dick *
*你从来不跟他要什么* * You really ain't never got to fuck him for a thang *
*但是他在你之前已经盘算好* * He already made his mind up 'fore he came *
*现在穿上你的鞋子还有外套* * Now get your boots and your coat *
*为了潮湿骚逼* * For this wet-ass pussy *
*他买了手机* * He bought a phone just for pictures *
*就为了拍骚逼* * Of this wet-ass pussy *
*包养我 就为了* * Paid my tuition just to *
*亲亲潮湿骚逼* * Kiss me on this wet-ass pussy *
*让我们水乳交融 如果你想要* * Now make it rain if you want to see some *
*潮湿骚逼* * Wet-ass pussy *
*骑在上 捅下去* * Now from the top, make it drop *
*直捅潮湿骚逼* * That's some wet-ass pussy *
*带上拖布跟桶* * Now get a bucket and a mop *
*准备迎来潮水滔天* * That's some wet-ass pussy *
*我要直捅 直捅 直捅* * I'm talkin' WAP, WAP, WAP *
*直捣黄龙 猛捅骚逼* * That's some wet-ass pussy *
*就像锅里的通心粉* * Macaroni in a pot *
*潮湿骚逼* * That's some wet-ass pussy *
*呦* * Huh *
*金屋藏骚* * Whores in this house *
*金屋藏骚* * There's some whores in this house *
- 耶！成功了！ -我们做到了 兄弟 -Yeah! We did it! Yeah! -We totally did it, dude
如你所见 纯信农场的水 As you can see, the water from Credigree Farms flows
直接流到了丹佛的供水系统 Directly into Denver's water supply
好 既然如此 我想你的所有订购人 Well, in that case, I suppose all your subscribers
都能从水库中调水 Get to have more water from the reservoir
哦！哦！ Ah. Oh
你们让皮匹好开心！ You all make-a Pi Pi so happy
现在我的水上乐园就有足够的水 Now, my water park can have a-plenty a-water
跟那些尿混合了 To mix with all-a the pee
当然 Of course
你们还得确保 You will have to prove
水流不能断 That the flow of water is constant
你们得每天在水流里放一艘小船 We'll need a little boat to come through
让它漂到水库 The reservoir every day
每天？ Every day?
孩子们 我希望你们能多做点这样的小船放在我的水流里 Boys, I'm gonna need you to make a lot more boats for my stream
每艘小船给你们…20美元怎样？ How do you feel about... 20 bucks a boat?
20美元一艘船？当然可以！ 20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah
我们要有钱了 老兄 We're gonna be rich, dude
妈妈 妈妈 我得跟你谈谈 Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you
来吧 坐下 Come on, sit down
埃里克 如果再因为房子的事吼我 Eric, if you're going to yell at me again
我真的没那个力气回应你了 About our home, I really don't have the strength
不 妈妈 No, Mom
我再也不用吼你了 I'm never gonna need to yell at you ever again
我们要离开这里了 妈妈 We're gonna get out of here, Mom
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我已经想到办法离开这个热狗屋了 I've figured our way out of this hot dog
我不知道你有没有看到 街对面有个土豪 I don't know if you've seen, but there's a rich guy
在盖一栋大房子 Building a big house across the street
我们可以住在那个房子里 妈妈 We can live in that house, Mom
我们可以让他照顾我们 We can have him take care of us
埃里克 我们怎么做得到呢? Eric, how would we do that?
办法就是 你去装上… Because we are gonna get you...
假奶子 Fake tits
什么？！ What?
隆胸手术 妈妈 Breast implants, Mom
土豪就喜欢这个 That's what rich guys like
※出自马特·达蒙为加密货币交易平台代言的广告
你还记得马特·达蒙是怎么说的吗？ You remember what Matt Damon said?
财路相逢勇者胜 妈妈 Fortune favors the brave, Mom
只要土豪来这里看一眼 When rich guys come up here and get one look at you with
你那又大又美的奶子 他们就会给我们一切… Your big, sweet tits, they're gonna give us everything...
埃里克 够了 好吗？ Eric, that's enough, okay?
什么叫够了？我 我都想通了 What do you mean it's enough? I've-I've figured it all out
土豪都喜欢有漂亮奶子的女人 妈妈 Rich guys want a woman with nice titties, Mom
-这很… -好了 -It's very... -Okay
埃里克 我不喜欢谈论这个 Eric, I'm not comfortable talking about this
我还他妈不喜欢住在热狗房里呢 Well, I'm not comfortable living in a fucking hot dog
我们住在这里是因为我向你妥协了 辞掉了工作 We live here because I gave in to you and quit my job
你还想让我怎么样 埃里克？ What do you want from me, Eric?
我想让你 I want you
去做隆胸 妈妈 To get breast implants, Mom
这样土豪就会喜欢你 So-so that rich guys like you
我们就可以住在好房子里 And we can go live in a sweet house
求你了 妈妈 Please, Mom
我只是想让你有假奶子 I just want you to get fake tits
埃里克 就算我想 Eric, even if I wanted to
事实就是 我们也付不起 The fact is, we can't afford it
像那样的手术很贵的 A surgery like that is very expensive
就 多贵？ Like, how expensive?
至少10000美元 At least $10,000
10000美元？ $10,000?
是的 埃里克 Yes, Eric
我们付不起？ We can't afford it?
我们付不起 We can't afford it
警长 Chief
-警长 遇到了一个大麻烦 -什么问题？ -Chief, there's a big problem. -What is it?
我们接到了红色紧急报警电话 We've got a code red emergency call on 911
是凯伦打来的 It's Karen
噢 又是凯伦 老天 Oh, not Karen again. Jesus Christ
你好 凯伦 这次我们能帮到你什么呢？ Yes, Karen, how can we help you this time?
好吧 首先 我知道你叫我凯伦 Okay, first of all, I know what it means
是什么意思 所以你可以住口了 When you call me Karen, so you can just knock it off
其次 其次 我邻居家的孩子 Secondly, secondly, my neighbor's kid
就在我家里 Is over here at my house
有个孩子闯入了你家？ There's a kid trespassing at your house?
不 我儿子邀请他来我家吃午餐 No, my son invited him over for lunch,
我的妻子正在给他做热狗和炸薯球 And my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots
尽管我说过我不想要他在这儿 Even though I said I don't want him here
好吧 凯伦 那么他有带来什么伤害么？ Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen?
他家的农场很可疑 His family farm is shady
你知道他们正在做流水体服务吗？ Did you know that they're doing a streaming service?
我要求你们进行调查 I demand that you investigate
他们是如何证明他们的水 How did they manage to even show that their water
最终流到丹佛的？ Goes through to Denver?
你好？你在听我说话吗？ Hello? Are you listening to me?
我要跟你的经理谈谈 I want to talk to your manager
我早就告诉过你了 凯伦 我这儿没有经理 I've already told you, Karen, I don't have a manager
非常感谢 马什女士 Thanks, Mrs. Marsh
你相信吗？ Can you believe that?
那些警察甚至什么也不做 The cops aren't even gonna do anything
噢 好吧 至少你尽力了 凯伦 Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen
这没道理啊 It just doesn't make sense
那个叛徒是如何能证明他家的水 How is that traitor able to prove his water
能流到丹佛的？ Makes it down to Denver?
啊 这… Well, um...
或许他找到了一些富有创造力的人 Maybe he got some creative people
在他的水流里放了点什么东西 To put something on his stream
是 我敢说他确实这样做了 Yeah, I'll bet you he did
他肯定是雇了啥专家什么的 He's got to be paying some expert or something
噢 如果我能找到那个家伙 我会付他双倍的价钱 Oh, if I could find that guy, I'd pay him double
额 说起来 在夏令营中 他们让我们做了这些 Well, you know, at camp, they had us build these...
小船 嗯… Little boats, that, uh...
他们做起来有些麻烦 但是… They're kind of tough to make, but...
我觉得我们能帮你做点什么 I think that we could make you something
那么我们可以让船从农场起航 And then we could float the boats downstream
带着节草小帆顺流而下 From the farm with little Tegridy sails
向人们展示这些水从哪里来的 On them to show people where the water's coming from
你们可以现在就帮我造一只试验船吗？ Could you guys build me a test boat right away?
噢 嗯…好吧 我们可以给你做点什么 是的 Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably build you something, yeah
我已经迫不及待想看看那叛徒 I can't wait to see the look on that traitor's face
发现我们也进了流水体这一行时的表情了 When he sees that we're in the streaming business, too
※爱丽安娜·格兰德是一名美国流行乐女歌手
昨晚 我梦到爱丽安娜·格兰德 Last night, I had a dream that Ariana Grande
正费尽心思用一把枪干自己的菊花 Was trying to fuck her own ass with a gun
但之后她放了个屁 鲜血从她的老二中喷涌而出 But then she farted, and blood shot out her dick
爱丽安娜·格兰德？这也太滑稽了 Ariana Grande? That's hilarious
凯尔 Kyle
肯尼 伙计们 过来 Kenny. You guys, get over here
坐下来 伙计们 我们需要谈谈 Sit down, you guys. We need to talk
发生什么事了 老兄？ What's going on, dude?
看看这个 Check this out
你从哪儿搞来的？ Where'd you get that?
给流水体做东西赚来的 Making stuff for streaming services
我去 认真的？ Holy shit. Really?
这是我们给我家农场做的 We made these for my family's farm
之后我们又和斯坦家的农场做了另一笔交易 Then we took another deal to make them for Stan's
然后我们还出去为其他三家农场 So then we went out and offered boats to, like
提出了小船的概念 现在他们也想把东西 Three other farms, and now they want stuff
加到各自的流水体服务里面 For their streams, too
-所以 你们想帮我们吗？ -我不明白 -So, you guys want to help us? -I don't get it
你用不着 我们也不明白 You don't have to. We don't, either
你只需要做船 You just have to make boats
但是我们想保持低调 But we want to keep it on the low
因为我们不想让其他孩子抄袭我们 Because we don't want other kids copying us
你们想要卡特曼的帮助吗？ Are you guys gonna have Cartman help?
不要 他一定会不知道怎么搞砸的 No. He'll fuck it all up somehow
好吧 我加入 Okay, I'm in
操 Fuck
快点 快点工作 Faster. Work faster
都给我动起来 We need to be up and running
打扰一下 Excuse me
卡斯勒先生对吗？ Mr. Cussler, is it?
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是水务专员 I'm the water commissioner
我只是想看看你在这儿做些什么 I just, uh, wanted to see what you're up to up here
我什么都没做 为什么？ I'm not up to anything. Why?
好吧 你知道 这里有许多流水体服务 Well, you know, there's a lot of streaming services
都是在这个小镇创立的 嗯… Starting up in this town, and, uh...
坊间有传闻说你可能想压过他们所有人 Word on the street is you might be trying to outdo them all
他们只是几条小小的时令河 They're all just small time creeks
要说搞流量大战 When it comes to the Streaming Wars
我就要成为亚马逊…河 I intend to be the Amazon... River
是啊 你看 我们是有规定的 Yeah, well, you see, there's regulations
卡斯勒先生 Mr. Cussler
州政府对于流水体事务有明确法令 There's state rules when it comes to streaming
以及 嗯 And, uh, well
如果你不遵守这些法令 可能会发生很糟糕的事情 If you don't follow them, bad things can happen
是这样吗？小的们？ Is that right? Boys?
我可不是什么小农民 专员阁下 I'm not some pissant little farmer, Commissioner
如果你要威胁我 我也会以牙还牙 You want to threaten me, I'll threaten you right back
我并没想要威胁你 先生 I didn't mean to threaten you, sir
事实上 In fact
我认为我可以帮助你 I think I can help you
伙计们 我们只剩下20分钟了 We've only got 20 minutes left, you guys
我们得搞快点啊 We've got to work faster
我还要更多的冰棒棍 I'm waiting on more popsicle sticks
加油啊 巴特斯 你得加快速度了 Come on, Butters, you have to speed up your station
大伙们 我已经在用最快速度舔冰棒了 I'm sucking down popsicles as fast as I can, fellas
原来你们在这儿啊 There you guys are
你们为啥在休息时间来家政课教室呢 How come you're in the home ec room during recess?
那些是用冰棍做的船吗 Are those popsicle stick boats?
嗯嗯 对 我们就是在做冰棍船 Oh, yeah. We're just making some popsicle boats
然后 呃 用它们来比赛 We're gonna, you know, like, race them, you know
你们要用这么多船来比赛？ You're gonna race all those popsicle boats?
对的 呃 就是这样 Yeah, just, you know
用它们来比赛 看谁赢 Race them, see which one wins
对 对吧 大伙儿？ Right-right, fellas?
噢 听起来挺好玩的 嗯… Oh. That sounds like a fun activity. Um...
我只是想问问你们大家 I was just gonna ask you guys
你们有没有什么 嗯 赚钱的路子？ Do you know any way to, like, raise money?
你这是什么意思？ What do you mean?
我们完全不知道你在说些什么 We have no idea what you're talking about
好吧 我只是 Okay, I just...
我得想办法搞些钱 因为… I need to try and raise some money because...
我妈妈需要做手术 My mom needs to have a surgery
但我们付不起手术费 And we can't afford it
噢 老兄… Oh. Dude...
你妈妈手术需要花多少钱？ How much does your mom need for her surgery?
差不多10000美元 对不起 伙计 About $10,000. I'm sorry, you guys
继续弄你们的小船比赛吧 我等会儿再和你们聊 Just go back to your boat races. I'll talk to you later
卡特曼 等一下 Cartman, wait
你其实可以帮到我们 You actually can help us
对 Yeah
什么意思？ What do you mean?
听着 老兄 我们其实在 Look, dude, we're actually making money
靠流水体服务赚钱 For a streaming service
-真的吗？ -对 来吧 -Really? -Yeah, come on
你可以帮助我们 然后我们会给你分成 You can help us, and we'll cut you in on the profits
噢 天啊 是哪一家流水体服务？ Oh, my God, what-what streaming service is it?
有好多家 It's a bunch of different ones
来 帮我剪纸做些桅杆吧 Here, help me cut out these masts
好的好的 Okay, yeah, sure
还有 卡特曼 对不起 And, Cartman, I'm sorry
谢谢你 凯尔 Thanks, Kyle
在线观看小镇果汁，请访问：spcnwiki.tk
即时获取剧集相关消息，请关注B站账号：
农夫果园中文维基（UID：6953244）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
在线观看小镇果汁，请访问：spcnwiki.tk
即时获取剧集相关消息，请关注B站账号：
农夫果园中文维基（UID：6953244）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
是艘绿船 It's a green boat
订购了绿船流水体服务的人 Anyone on the green boat streaming service
可以来拿今天的水配额了 Can have their allotment of water for the day
噢 白船来了 Oh, here comes the white boat
订购了库什大麻农场流水体服务的人 Subscribers to Kush Country Farms Streaming service
来拿配额吧 Have their allotments
抱歉 抱歉 Escusi. Escusi
皮匹等水票已经等了一整天了 Pi Pi's been a-waiting all day for his water ticket
我的水上公园需要水 My water park need water
你要有耐心 You'll just have to be patient
现在有很多家不同的流水体服务了 There's a lot of different streaming services now
对啊 现在有太多家流水体服务了 Yes, there's a-too many streaming services
有给这家的流水体服务 There's a streaming service for this-a
有给那家的流水体服务 And streaming service for that-a
皮匹找不到他想要的 Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a
为什么皮匹就不能 Why can't-a Pi Pi just have
只订一家流水体服务来解决这一切? A one streaming service have-a everything?
皮匹购买了他想要的流水体服务 Pi Pi got a streaming service he like-a
可皮匹的东西没有到 And then-a Pi Pi's stuff not on it
皮匹不明白 Pi Pi so confuse-a
对 对 我们现在在采购更多原料 Yeah, yeah, we're getting more supplies now
你们只需要接着造船 You guys just keep building boats
我们会尽快到的 We'll be there fast as we can
老兄 我开始觉得我们接了太多活了 Dude, I'm starting to think we took on too much
-没关系 -有关系 -It's okay. -It's not okay
我们还没有做完凯伦的船 We haven't even finished Karen's boats yet
我可不想惹凯伦生气 I do not want to piss Karen off
托尔金 我告诉过你了 不要担心凯伦 Tolkien, I've told you, don't worry about Karen
所有事都会好的 Everything's gonna be fine
你们好 男孩们 你们买的货可真不少啊 Hello, boys. That's quite a haul you have there
我姓卡斯勒 My name is Mr. Cussler
我在这里购置了一些产业 I bought some property up here
我一直在四处打听 嗯… I've been asking around, and, uh...
我猜 这些小船 I believe you're the ones responsible...
就是你们做的？ For these?
-也许吧 -这些小船真漂亮 -Maybe. -Fantastic little boats
我很喜欢你们做的这些东西 I'm a big fan of your work
我房子旁边的水流量不错 I have a nice stream going through my property
我想请你们帮我做些东西 And I'd like you to make something for me
-噢 我们非常 嗯… -我们的订单已经非常满了 -Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh... -We're pretty loaded up, man
噢 我知道你们是很忙 Oh, I'm sure you are
所以我想和你做独家交易 That's why I'd like to make you an exclusive deal
我想要10000艘你的小船 I want 10,000 of your little boats
然后我会付你15000美元 And I'll pay you $15,000
15000美元？ $15,000?
但我得马上把它们弄到手 三天内行吗？ But I'm gonna need them right away. Say three days?
我在…下一盘大棋 I have... big plans
老兄 我们没法三天内做出10000艘船 Dude, we can't make 10,000 boats in three days
我们干 We'll do it
卡特曼 拜托 你做的那跟屎一样 Cartman, come on, that looks like shit
什么拜托 凯尔？ Come on what, Kyle?
听着 我 我知道我们要做很多 Look, I-I know we're making a lot of these
但我们还是得把它们弄好看点 But we still have to make them look nice
-这真的重要吗？ -是的 它很重要 -Does it really matter? -Yes, it matters
流水体服务只为漂亮的船只买单 The streaming services are paying for nice boats
他们才不管这个 凯尔 They don't give a fuck, Kyle
他们只会拿下他们能得到的一切 They're gonna take everything they can get
众所周知 到最后 Everyone knows, at the end of the day
可能只剩下 三家流水体服务 There's only gonna be, like, three streaming services
所以每个人就都想在自家水流里放船 So they, like, everyone just wants to have their shit
然后让别人来买水 你懂吧？ On their stream and get bought out, you know?
他们根本不在乎这玩意儿好不好 And they don't give a fuck how good anything is
他们也不在乎那些做交易的人们 And the people who made all the deals, they don't give a fuck
因为他们无论如何都要被炒 你懂吧？ 'cause they're all gonna get fired anyway, you know?
为这家流水体服务工作的每一个人 And everyone working at this streaming service
同时也效力于另一家流水体服务 Is now working over at that streaming service
没人他妈在乎会发生什么 No one gives a shit about what fucking goes on in it
巴特斯 我 我想你冰棒吃多了 Butters, I-I think you've had too many popsicles
对 我想可能我是吃的有点多 Yeah, I think maybe I've had one too many popsicles
伙计们 伙计们 我们做到了 You guys, you guys, we did it
我们做到什么了？ What'd we do?
我们拿下了10000艘船的订单 We just got an offer for 10,000 boats
15000美元 伙计们 It's $15,000, you guys
我们每人能分3000美元了 That's almost $3,000 each
-我们成百万富翁了！ -芜湖！ -We're millionaires! -Whoo-hoo!
嘿 嘿 你们不觉得忘了什么吗？ Hey, hey, aren't you guys forgetting something?
卡特曼妈妈的手术？ Cartman's mom's surgery?
噢 对 Oh, right
那 你们怎么说 朋友们？ Well, what do you say, guys?
这笔钱 不管我们做什么事 With this money, before we do anything
都要先付卡特曼妈妈的手术费 We pay for Cartman's mom's surgery
肯定有我一份 埃里克 You definitely have my share, Eric
还有我的 Mine, too
我真… I really...
真…真他妈配不上你们几个 Really... don't fucking deserve you guys
来吧 开工了 Come on, let's get to work
今年夏天 帕克县的农民用水情况 Just how bad could the water situation get
究竟有多糟糕？ For Park County farmers this summer?
一项新的研究表明今年的积雪 A new study says this year's snowpack
几乎已经完全融化 不出所料 Has almost completely melted, and, once again
人熊猪是罪魁祸首 ManBearPig is to blame
没错 汤姆 看来人熊猪今年 That's right, Tom. It appears ManBearPig
造成的损害比原先预测的要大得多 Has done a lot more damage this year than originally predicted
随着春季积雪持续消融 As the spring thaws continue
我们却没有在山顶上 We simply aren't seeing that much water
看到那么多的水量 From way up on the mountain peaks
如果人熊猪真的在那里 If ManBearPig is truly out there
那么农民们最好确认下 Then farmers might want to start looking
积雪的状态 汤姆 At the state of that snowpack, Tom
在这里 Over here
这儿！ Here!
这些都是什么？发生什么了？ What is all this? What happened?
这里的房地产市场… The housing market up here...
乱套了 It went crazy
我们一直在销售房产 We've just been selling properties
废寝忘食 Without sleeping or eating
这里的房产是最后一个得到报价的 This property here was the last to get an offer
卖家驳回了 但我们还没有收到回复 The seller countered, but we haven't heard back
毕竟这是个买方市场 And it's really a buyer's market
都是谁在买啊？ Who's buying it all?
从城市里来的某个有钱人 Some rich guy from the city
但我们目前正在接受备用报价 But we are currently taking backup offers
如果你想的话 你有房产经纪人吗？ If you'd like. Do you have a broker?
我们是镇上最好的 我的同事珍妮斯 We are really the best in town. My coworker Janice
在72小时内卖掉了100多套房源 Sold over 100 listings in 72 hours
看看这个 Look at this
他们对人熊猪的看法是对的 They were right about ManBearPig
今年的雪远远没有往年多 There's not nearly as much snow as last year
是的 在这块地上你可以做很多事 Yeah. There's a lot you can do with this property
它有爆炸性的视野 It has explosive views
在冬日的寒夜 南方的暖阳还能照射进来 And a southern exposure for those chilly winter nights
你不能把这里的土地都卖掉 You can't sell all the land up here
你没看出来他们只是想要水吗？ Can't you see they just want the water?
这可能就是他们要求地产检查条款的原因 That's probably why they asked for the inspection contingency
我们反驳说 在代管结束前 We countered with an extra 20 days
我们还需要20天 我们搞定他们了 Until close of escrow. We got them
这上面没雪了 There's no snow up here
南方公园的水就要不够用了 There won't be enough water for South Park
你… You...
你可以在这里建一个直通屋外的地下室 You could have a walkout basement here
而且还有空间建一个户外厨房 With room for an outdoor kitchen
想想看 这有多大的娱乐潜力 Think of the entertaining potential
你喜欢娱乐吗？ Do you like to entertain?
卡斯勒工业集团？ "Cussler Industries"?
蛤？蛤？ Huh? Huh?
噢！ Oh!
我的流水体服务啊！ My streaming service!
*祝你 惊喜快乐* * Happy surprise time to you *
*有些 事情超酷* * Something's happened that's cool... *
这是什么 埃里克？ What is this, Eric?
*请你 就此坐下* * Just sit down right here *
*儿要 给你惊喜* * Your son has done something cool. *
你准备好了吗 妈妈？ Are you ready, Mom?
好了 所以惊喜是什么 甜心？ Yes. What is it, sweetie?
等等 埃里克 这是什么？ Wait a minute, Eric, what is this?
噢 你好 卡特曼女士 我是史蒂文斯医生 Okay, hello, Mrs. Cartman. I'm Dr. Stevens
据我所知 你有意向隆胸？ I understand you're interested in breast augmentation?
没错 她想 That's right, she is
好的 有好几种假体可供选择 Well, there are a few options
我们现在更推荐盐水植入包 We prefer the saline implants now
它们 它们可以放在 They-they can be put either under
胸肌的下方或上方 The chest muscle or on top
你想把乳房扩大到什么尺寸呢？ Did you have any idea what size breasts you wanted to achieve?
最大杯 The largest size
埃里克 我跟你讲过几百遍了 Eric, I've told you a hundred times
我不会隆胸的 I'm not getting a boob job
呃 我现在有点搞不清状况了 卡特曼女士 Uh, I'm a bit confused here, Mrs. Cartman
你的手术费已经全部缴清了 Your procedure has already been completely paid for
-什么？ -惊不惊喜！ -What? -Surprise!
我攒够了所有的钱 妈妈 这事定了 I raised all the money, Mom. It's done
不行 埃里克 我说过我不想隆胸 No, Eric. I said I don't want breast implants
你说的是我们给不起钱 You said we couldn't afford it
我每日外出工作 I went out, and I worked every day
就是为了攒钱给你搞对新奶子 妈妈 And I got you the money for new tits, Mom
我对我自己的身体很满意 I'm fine with my body the way it is
你满意 但那些有钱人不 我说的对吗 医生？ You are, but rich guys aren't. Am I right, Doctor?
好吧 呃 卡特曼女士 Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman
你可以回去找前台 If you'd like to just go back up to the front office
他们可以退还所有的钱 They can refund all the money
不！不 医生 求你了 我住在热狗里！ No! No, Doctor, please, I live in a hot dog!
那是因为他逼着我辞职 Because he made me quit my job
然后我向自己发誓 And I promised myself
我不要再对他做出任何让步了 I wouldn't give in to him ever again
要么隆胸 要么我就报警了 妈妈 Get fake tits or else I'll call the police, Mom
随你便吧 埃里克 我受够了 Do what you want, Eric. I am done with this
行 那我要离家出走 Fine, then I'll run away
那你就离家出走吧 You'll just have to run away, then
※卡特曼的外婆已经在S05E06去世
我要住外婆那儿 I'll go live with Grandma
那我想你外婆应该会很开心 I'm sure Grandma would love that
我对你让步太多次了 埃里克 I've given in to you too many times, Eric
到此为止了 It stops now
你不肯让步 是吧？我们走着瞧 You're not gonna give in, huh? We'll just see about that
医生 好好冷藏那对奶子 Doctor, keep those tits on ice
那是什么？ What is that?
是…是一艘小船 It's... it's a little boat
斯坦 你是不是在 Stan, are you making stuff
为其他流水体服务做事 For other streaming services?
斯坦利？我们有约定的 Stanley? We had a deal
你在为其他流水体服务做事吗 是 还是不是？ Are you making stuff for other streaming services, yes or no?
是 那个人给了我们一大笔钱 Yes. This guy paid us a shitload of money
我也给了你们一大笔钱 I paid you a shitload of money
没错 谁给钱我们就帮谁做事 Yeah, we make them for whoever pays us
我们还帮纯信农场做东西 We make stuff for Credigree, too
帮纯信农场？ For Credigree?
他们可是敌人啊 斯坦 They're the enemy, Stan
你住在这儿 You live here
你只能给节草农场工作 You're exclusive to Tegridy Weed
每个人都在用尽全力赚钱 Everyone is fighting and trying to get rich
而我们的事业正在上升期 And we're just in the middle doing our thing
你们的事业 哇 Doing your thing. Wow
你他妈的就是个混蛋 You're a fucking dick
到底多少钱才够 斯坦 How much money's enough, Stan?
欠操的逼东西 Cock-sucking cunt
-到底怎么回事？ -噢 没事 -What is going on? -Oh, nothing
你儿子和他朋友们为很多流水体服务 Your son and his friends just made exclusive deals
提供了独家订单 For multiple streaming services
呃 Ugh
噢 但我说这些估计也只是 Oh, but I guess that's just Karen
凯伦无理取闹而已 是吧？ Being Karen again, huh?
没错 管他妈的凯伦怎么想 Yeah, screw whatever Karen thinks
可能这样会使商家恶性竞争 但是去他妈的凯伦 Maybe it's bad for business, but fuck Karen
好吧 我很抱歉 Okay, I'm sorry
我们现在就要到那人家里去 We're going to march right over to where this guy lives
告诉他 你不能再 And tell him that you can't possibly take on
在不降低产品质量的情况下 Another streaming service without sacrificing
-帮助其它的流水体服务了 -该死 -the quality of your product. -Rats
好吧 妈 我想我该走了 Well, Mom, I guess I'll be leaving now
噢 是吗？你要去哪儿呀？ Oh, really? Where are you going?
我不能再这样下去了 妈 I can't do this anymore, Mom
如果你不听我的话 我也就没有选择了 If you won't listen to me, then I really don't have a choice
好吧 你这么说我感到很遗憾 埃里克 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, Eric
我希望你照顾好自己 I hope you take good care of yourself
行吧 我想我得再问你一次 Okay, well, I guess I'll just ask you one more time
你能不能去整对假奶子 我知道… If you would please get fake tits. I know...
我不会接受隆胸手术 埃里克 I'm not getting breast implants, Eric
那好吧 Okay, that's fine
所以 你要离家出走吗？ So, you're running away?
噢 我可不会离家出走 妈 Oh, I'm not running away, Mom
不 那就太简单了 No, that would be the easy way out
你还记得我告诉你 You remember when I told you how easy
隆胸有多简单吗 Breast enhancement would be
而你说 如果真的那么简单 你怎么不去做？ And you said, "If it's so easy, why don't you do it?"
我现在接受你的建议 妈 Well, I'm taking your advice, Mom
如果你不去装假奶子 那就我来 If you won't get fake breasts, then I will
-什么？ -我已经付了钱了 -What? -I've already paid the clinic
我就直接告诉他们假体是为我准备的 And I'll just tell them that the implants were for me
你知道现在已经是2022年了对吧？ You know it's 2022, right?
你知道他们现在会为小孩子做这种手术了吧？ You know they do surgeries like this to kids now?
看来我该去植入我的假奶子了 妈 Guess I'll just go and get fake tits, Mom
好吧 埃里克 我想这就是你的选择 Well, Eric, I guess that's just your choice
妈 我是认真的 现在是2022年了 Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022
他们真的会为小孩子做这种手术 They do these kinds of surgeries to kids now
是的 我知道 Yes, I know
好吧 那我现在就去找医生 Okay, well, then I'm gonna go to the doctor
然后给我的胸部植入假体 And I'm gonna go get breast implants
好的 Okay
好 妈 我要出门了哦 Okay, Mom, I'm going out the door
好的 甜心 注意安全 Okay, sweetie, be safe
要去植入假奶子了哦 Gonna go get fake tits now
如果你非要这样的话 埃里克 If that's what you want, Eric
不是我非要这样 是你逼我这么做的 妈 It's not what I want, it's what you're making me do, Mom
好吧 亲爱的 我爱你哦 Okay, honey, well, I love you
-好吧 再见 -再见 亲爱的 -Okay, well, I'll see you. -Bye, honey
要去植入胸部假体咯 Gonna go get breast implants
完事之后我会来接你的 I'll come pick you up when you're done
酷 Cool
走吧 Come on
什么事？ Yes?
你好 我们想和卡斯勒先生聊两句 谢谢 Hello, we'd like to speak with Mr. Cussler, please
聊什么？ For what?
我想让他知道 我的儿子 Well, I want to let him know that my son here
签了一个他没能力承担的流水体订单 Made a streaming deal that he had no business making
是吧 斯坦？ Didn't you, Stan?
不 严格来说 没有 No, technically, no
严格来说什么？ Technically what?
恐怕卡斯勒先生不能见你们 I'm afraid Mr. Cussler can't see you
噢 是吗？那好 Oh, really? Okay, well
你去告诉他我是凯伦·马什 行吗？ You go and tell him that it's Karen Marsh, okay?
并且我要求现在就和他说话 And that I will talk to him right now
他来不了是因为他已经死了 He can't talk to you because he's dead
什么？ What?
卡斯勒先生的尸体几个小时前被找到 Mr. Cussler's body was found several hours ago
他被… He was... attacked
人熊猪袭击了 By ManBearPig
所有人不要破坏现场 Everyone keep this area clear
我需要足印的倒模 I need casts of the footprints
把你们的信号调低 我们不希望引起媒体关注 Keep your radios down. We don't want the press showing up
这儿发生什么了？ What's going on here?
啊 该死 是凯伦 Aw, shit, it's Karen
喂 是这样 我儿子和这个人在做生意 Hey, look, my son was in business with this guy
你真的认为他是被人熊猪杀死的？ You really think he was killed by ManBearPig?
你自己来看看吧 Take a look for yourself
有东西把他撕碎了 还在他头上拉屎 Something tore him apart and shit in his face
工人们是在今早晚些时候发现的 Workers found him late this morning
那些足印很明显是猪的 The footprints are those of a pig
但那些爪印无疑属于一只熊 But the claw marks are those of a bear
而那坨粪便 显然是人类的排泄物 And the excrement, clearly that of a man
为什么人熊猪偏偏挑上了他？ Why would ManBearPig single him out?
很明显 这位卡斯勒 Apparently, this Cussler guy
利用了水资源赚钱 Was taking advantage of the water supply
人熊猪一定是针对这位有钱人的贪婪 ManBearPig must've gotten some kind of vengeance
而实行的报复 For the rich guy's greed
噢 不 Oh, no
凯伦？怎么了？ Karen? What is it?
凯伦？ Karen?
只是… It's just that...
如果人熊猪是来找卡斯勒寻仇的 If ManBearPig was getting vengeance on Cussler
那他会不会也盯上了我儿子？ Would he also want to come after my son?
啊 请进 Ah, yes. Come on-a in
门是开着的 It's a-open
你好 皮匹 你有空吗？ Hello, Pi Pi. Do you have a minute?
噢 我来自纯信农场的好朋友 Oh, my good friend from-a Credigree Farm-a
你能来真好 So nice a-you to visit. Mwah. Mwah
你看 皮匹水上乐园运转良好 Look. Everything going good for-a Pi Pi water park
每个人都很享受 Everyone having fun
是啊 这就是我要来和你说的 Yes, that's what I came to talk to you about
皮匹 我很抱歉 但是… Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but...
我要取消我的流水体服务 I'm going to have to cancel my streaming service
什么？取消皮匹的服务？ What? Cancel-a Pi Pi?
旱灾比我们想象得还要严重 The drought is worse than everyone thought
人熊猪今年造成了很大的损失而且… ManBearPig did a lot of damage this year and...
我没有足够的水来浇灌作物了 I don't have enough water for my crops
噢 这可真惨 Oh, that's too bad
真惨因为你就要完蛋了 哈？ It's too bad 'cause now you fucked, a-huh?
我现在就要把我的水拿回来 I need my water rights back
不然我的农场就开不下去了 Or else my farm won't survive
噢 你让皮匹都想哭了 Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry
你在想什么 哈？ What-a you expect-a, huh?
到处都很干旱 It's a drought everywhere
要不然我为什么买你的水？ Why you think I buy your water?
你可以来舔我的鸡鸡 哈？ You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh?
嘿 你个婊子养的 Hey, you son of a bitch
原来这一切都是你的阴谋 You knew what you were doing the whole time
你觉得我会坐视不管自吞苦果？ You think I'm just gonna sit here and take it?
我要把水务专员叫来 I'll call the water commissioner
噢 不 不 你不用叫他来 Oh, no. No, you-you don't have to call him
他就在这儿 He's right here
下午好啊 伙计 Afternoon, pal
旱灾过得如何啊？ How's the drought treating you?
所以 水务专员一直 So, the water commissioner was working
都在为你工作 For you the whole time
好吧 把你们两个都收拾一顿我也无所谓 Well, I don't have a problem kicking both of your asses
噢 但那个家伙 你收拾的了吗？ Oh, I'd be a little more worried about the other guy
人熊猪 他也为你做事? ManBearPig. He's working for you, too?
每个人都想掺和一脚流水体业务 Everybody wants to get in the streaming business
原来山顶那些地 You're the one who bought all the properties
全都是你买的！ On the mountaintop
全给你玩明白了 是吧？ You just have it all figured out, don't you?
没错 看来皮匹全给玩明白了 Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has it all pretty figured out
狗日的 我不会让你… Goddamn it, I'm not gonna let you...
对不起 风太大皮匹听不见 I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you
他怎么样了？ How is he?
我觉得他马上就要醒了 医生 I believe he's coming to, Doctor
你好 埃里克 我只是想让你知道手术很顺利 Hello, Eric. Just want to let you know everything went fine
麻醉效果会渐渐消失的 We're gonna let the anesthesia wear off
再等等 我们就可以让你回家了 A little more, and then we can let you go home
好吧 嗯 酷 Okay. Um, cool
你做到了 埃里克 Well, you did it, Eric
我希望你现在开心些了 I hope you're happier now
他们都说你非常坚决 They all said you were very insistent
你说如果他们不给我们其中一人做隆胸手术 That you said you'd cancel them if they didn't
你就让他们倒闭 Put breast implants in one of us
我…我… I-I...
我有假奶子了？ I-I have fake tits?
他们说那根管子 They said that tube
是用来消肿放血的 Is for draining blood while the swelling goes down
你的乳房因为隆胸而肿胀了 Your breasts are swollen now as a reaction to the implants
好吧 现在你看到我有多认真了 Okay, well, now that you see how serious I was
你现在打算怎么办？ What're you gonna do now?
我要去杂货店买点东西 I'm gonna go down and get some grocery shopping done
妈妈? Mom?
我要这样子去学校了 I will go to school like this
总有一天你会屈服的 You're gonna have to give in at some point
妈妈？ Mom?
你们看到巴特斯和卡特曼了吗？ Well, have you guys seen Butters or Cartman?
-这到底是怎么回事？-我不知道，但我们 -What the hell is going on? -I don't know, but we have
还有很多船要做 课间休息也快结束了 A lot of boats to make, and recess is almost over
伙计们 伙计们 You guys. You guys
你可算来了 怎么了老兄？ There you are. What's wrong dude?
我们不能再为流水体服务制作东西了 Um, we need to stop making stuff for streaming services
你在说什么啊？ What're you talking about?
事情有些不太对劲 It's all getting really weird
跟我们做交易的那个人 他被杀了 The guy we made the deal with? He was killed
他被杀了？ He was killed?
我们太贪心了 我利欲熏心了 I think we got greedy. I got greedy
我们就不该掺和这流量大战 We should've never gotten involved in the streaming wars
他们破坏了大自然的平衡 They've upset the balance of nature
喂 喂 斯坦 Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan
我们没有利欲熏心 好吗？ We weren't greedy, okay?
我们赚钱的出发点是好的 We made the money for a good reason
是的 老兄 别忘了 Yeah, dude. Don't forget
我们所做的一切都是为了做好事 Everything we did was for a good cause
伙计们 You guys
伙计们 我妈变得很不对劲 You guys, something is seriously wrong with my mom
她的行为很疯狂 She's acting crazy
你们父母中有谁表现得很奇怪吗？ Are any of your parents acting weird at all?
伙计们 我们要做更多的船吗…哇哦！ Hey, fellas, are we making more boats for the-- Whoa, hello!
天啊 你怎么了 埃里克？ Jesus, what happened to you, Eric?
好了 好了 好了 Okay, okay, fine.
我本以为大家会对这事挺淡定的 I was hoping everyone would just be cool
但看来 我还是得给大家讲讲这是怎么回事 But I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room
我这么做是别无选择 This was not a choice
伙计们 我… You guys, I...
我住在热狗店里 好吗? I live in a hot dog, okay?
我只想有一个真正的家 And all I want is to have a real home
和一间专属于我自己的卧室 And a room that is mine to sleep in at night
我只想…很好笑吗 克莱德? To-- Is something funny, Clyde?
是啊 真的很搞笑 Yeah, it's real funny
如果我是你们 我会对我妈非常生气 If I were you guys, I'd be super pissed
因为我辛辛苦苦挣了这么多钱 At my mom because you worked hard for this money
好了 卡特曼 别胡闹了 All right, Cartman, stop fucking around
很明显 那些不是真的 Obviously, those aren't real
我没有说它们是真的 它们不是真的 I didn't say they're real. They're not real
它们是通过手术植入 They're silicone implants surgically inserted
在胸部肌肉下的的硅胶 Under the chest muscle
没人相信你真的有假奶子 Nobody believes you actually got fake tits
它们真的是假奶子 These are real fake tits
肯尼 摸摸看 来啊 摸摸看 Kenny, feel them. Go on. feel them
这些很他妈真啊 老兄 Those are fucking real, dude
-什么？-谢谢 肯尼 -What? -Thank you, Kenny
好 那我们现在能别去纠结他妈的奶子了吗？ Now, if we can all get our minds off fucking boobs
我妈肯定出事了！ For a second, something's happened to my mom
妈妈？妈妈 怎么了 Mom? Mom, what's wrong?
妈妈 说慢点 我听不懂你说什么 Mom, slow down, I can't understand you
你说爸爸失踪是什么意思？ What do you mean Dad is missing?
看吧 See?
恭喜你啊 皮匹 I want to congratulate you, Pi Pi
看来你赢得了流量大战 It appears you've won the streaming wars
我想感谢你的服务 And I want to thank-a you for your service
跟你合作很愉快 It's been-a nice working with you
你认为一切都结束了？ You think it's over?
你会比以往任何时候都需要我 You're gonna need me more than ever
但是 我现在什么都有了 Oh, but, uh, but I have-a everything I need now
要喝水吗？ Water?
你个小笨蛋 You silly little guy
你真以为所有的水都归你了吗？ You really think you own all the water now?
你知道谁真正拥有这片水域吗？ You know who actually owns the water?
科罗拉多州 The State of Colorado
天空落下的每一滴都属于科罗拉多 Every drop that rains from the sky
你那点所有权根本不值一提 Your little water rights won't mean anything
只要亚利桑那州找上门 When Arizona Comes knocking,
或者堪萨斯州想要水了的话 When Kansas wants all their water
哦 不 你让皮匹很担心 Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry
你会需要我很久的 伙计 You're gonna need me for a long time, buddy
你知道谁真正拥有这片水域吗? You know who really own the water?
没有人 Nobody
现在 丹佛人 Now, the people a Denver
他们认为自己有很多水 They think they have-a plenty of water
于是他们大把挥霍 So they gonna go and use it all
当水资源枯竭时 And when all the water is-a gone
就只剩下一样东西供人们使用了 There's only one thing left for people to use
就是那个 皮匹比任何人都多的东西 知道吧？ The one thing that-a Pi Pi have more than everybody, huh?
不 不 不 没事的 它是完全安全的 No, no, no. It's good. It's completely safe
只是有点咸 对吧？ Just a little salty, eh?
你 打算卖尿？ You're planning on selling piss?
这是…这是注定的 It's-a, it's-a destiny
所有的淡水都将枯竭 All the fresh water go bye-bye
每个人都得用尿洗衣服 Everybody gonna have to wash their clothes in pee
用尿刷牙 不是吗？ Brush their teeth in pee, no?
谁拥有全国最多的尿? And who has the most pee in all the land-a?
你居然为了自己的利益 加剧气候变化 Only a psychopath would speed up climate change
你简直是个疯子！ For his own profit
是的 你看 就是人熊猪呀 Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig
他最终会杀了所有人 Eventually, he gonna kill everybody
只不过 他会先杀了你 He just gonna kill you first
※背景音乐是英国歌手Mick Jagger的歌曲《Use Me》
*他们一直试图告诉我* * They keep trying to tell me *
*你想做的就是利用我* * All you want to do is use me *
*嗯哼 但我的回答是* * Uh-huh, but my answer *
*我对利用我的人的回应是* * Yeah, to all that use me stuff *
*我啊 我想告诉所有人* * I-I-I, yes, I want to spread the news *
*如果被利用的感觉这么好* * That if it feels this good getting used *
*哦 你就继续利用我吧* * Oh, you just keep on using me... *
*直到我消耗殆尽* * Until you use me up *
高尔夫场所有人 被气候变化所杀 是错误的时间在错误的地点， 还是…一个更大的阴谋？南方 公园警方没有透露更多细节， 目前案件正在进行调查。然而 ，记者发现，最近一位最著名 的公民被发现死在自己正在建 设的新家。卡斯勒很受欢迎， 深受邻居喜爱。虽然他的高尔 夫俱乐部成员拒绝对他的去世 发表评论。不管怎样,我们的社 会都受到了动摇，我们只能希 望得到答案。
农民开始经营 利润颇丰的流量服务 气候变化所带来的干旱给当地 农民和大麻供应商带来了机遇 。大麻山谷的农民所拥有的用 水权，已经成为该州关注的焦 点，因为口渴的丹佛人正在争 抢他们需要的东西，来熄灭夏 天的炎热。而这个夏天将打破 高温和火灾记录，如果山谷里 的几位顶级农民能在种植大麻 的同时，省出多余的水，这将 为他们创造相当大的销售市场。
*我的兄弟* * My brother *
当被问及如何找到足够的粮 食来维持生计时，一些农民发 现很难在流量业务和大麻种植 业之间找到平衡点。只有时间 才能告诉我们，流量市场和大 麻市场，哪个更有利可图。两 个领域的市场前景将决定丹佛 和南方公园的发展。
*让我坐下* * Sit me right down *
*他跟我说话了* * And he talked to me *
水务专员被指控 曾在2012年受贿 就连科罗拉多州水也无法洗掉 所有污秽。地方检察官办公室 提交的新法庭文件指控，现任 水务专员仅在2012年一年就收 受了高达20万美元的现金和礼 物。更多的法庭文件可能会随 之而来，而传票正在审理中。 目前的法庭文件中暗示了更多 的内幕。
*我想告诉所有人* * And I want to spread the news *
*如果被利用的感觉这么好* * That if it feels this good getting used *
*女孩 你就继续利用我吧* * Girl, you just keep on using me *
*直到我消耗殆尽* * Until you use me up *
*他们不停告诉我* * They keep trying to tell me *
在线观看小镇果汁，请访问：spcnwiki.tk
即时获取剧集相关消息，请关注B站账号：
农夫果园中文维基（UID：6953244）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
*你只想要利用我* * All you want to do is use me *
获取剧集资料，下载更全好果汁，请访问：
1、spcnwiki.tk/wiki（可跳转维基主站）
2、wiki.spcnwiki.tk/zh（维基镜像站）
获取剧集资料，下载更全好果汁，请访问：
1、spcnwiki.tk/wiki（可跳转维基主站）
2、wiki.spcnwiki.tk/zh（维基镜像站）
本字幕仅供学习交流 禁止用于商业盈利
*嗯哼 但我的回答是* * Uh- huh, but my answer *
*我对利用我的人的回应是* * Yeah, to all that use me stuff *
*我啊 我想告诉所有人* * I-I-I, yes, I want to spread the news *
*如果被利用的感觉这么好* * That if it feels this good getting used *
*哦 你就继续利用我吧* * Oh, you just keep on using me. *