好 M
好先 Mr
好先森 Mr G
好先森影 Mr Go
好先森影咖 Mr Goo
好先森影咖 Mr Good
不要离开,因为稍后... [Man ] So stay with us, because later this afternoon...
我们将有幸请到安娜-斯科特-- we're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott,
好莱坞迄今最红的明星 Hollywood's biggest star by far.
斯科特小姐的新片再次雄居票房榜首 Miss Scott's latest film is once again topping the charts.
诺丁山
我当然看过她的片子... Of course I've seen her films...
而且一直认为她很出色 and always thought she was, well, fabulous.
不过她和我的家乡远隔重洋... But, you know, a million, million miles from the world I live in...
我住在诺丁山--伦敦我最喜欢的地方 which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London.
平时集市上会贩卖各种为人熟知的果蔬 There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit and vegetable known to man.
香蕉,一镑五公斤 Rock hard bananas, five for a pound!
醉醺醺的人从刺青店里出来... The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk...
却记不起他为什么要刺上"我爱肯" and now can't remember why he chose "I love Ken."
前卫的发型师让每个从店里走出去的人 看起来像是 饼干怪兽 The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out looking like the cookie monster,
不管他们是否喜欢 whether they want to or not.
到了周末,突如其来地 And then, suddenly, it's the weekend,
数以百计的摊贩无处不在 and from break of day hundreds of stalls appear out of nowhere,
布满整个街道,一直排到诺丁山的大门 filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate.
眼中所见尽是购买古董的人 And whereveryou look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques,
有些是真品,也有些...只是赝品 some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.
最棒的是有很多朋友 也住在这个伦敦的小区里 And what's great is that lots of friends have ended up in this part of London.
比如说东尼,由建筑师改行做了厨师 That's Tony, for example, architect turned chef,
最近用他的所有积蓄开了一家餐馆 who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant.
这就是我日复一日生活的地方... And so, this is where I spend my days and years...
这个小社区有间蓝色门脸的房子... in this small village in the middle of the city in a house with a blue door...
是我妻子和我一起买的, 后来她跟别人走了... that my wife and I bought together before she left me for a man...
一个长得很像哈里森-福特的人 who looked exactly like Harrison Ford...
我不同寻常的生活缘於一个房客,叫-- and where I lead a strange half-life with a lodger called--
斯派克 Spike!
嘿,你能帮我作个非常重要的决定吗? Hey, you coudn't help me with an incredibly important decision, could you?
象能否取消第三世界国家的债务一样重要吗? This is important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel Third World debt?
正是这样,我终於要和简妮约会了 That's right. I am at last going out on a date with the great Janine,
我得保证穿最适合的T恤去赴约 and I just wanna be sure I've picked the right T-shirt.
-有些什么选择? -稍等片刻 -What are the choices? -Well, wait for it.
(我喜欢血腥)
首先是这件,很绘吧? First there's this one. [ Growls ] Cool, huh?
是的,不过用它来制造浪漫气氛困难了点 Yeah, it might make it hard to strike a really romantic note.
一针见血,别灰心 Point taken. Don't despair.
如果期待浪漫的话,我相信有合适的 If it's romance we're looking for, I believe I have just the thing.
( 解这儿)
哦,又来了, 她恐怕不会认为你脑子里有真正的爱 Yeah, well, there again, she might not think you had true love on your mind.
好吧,再等等 Right. Just one more.
真爱,我来啦 True love, here I come.
(你是世上最美丽的女人)
是的,是的,这--这件很合适 Well, yeah. Yeah, that's-- that's, um, perfect.
好极了,谢谢 Great. Thanks.
-祝我好运 -祝你好运 -Wish me luck. -Good luck.
(想做爱吗?)
那只是另一个毫无希望的星期三 [Man Narrating] And so it was just another hopeless Wednesday,
我路过拥挤的集市去上班 as I walked the thousand yards through the market to work,
从没想过这一天将会永远改变我的生活 never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever.
顺便说一下,这是我工作的小旅游书店 This is work, by the way, my little travel bookshop,
-早,马丁 -早,老板 -Morning, Martin. -Morning, Monsignor.
这里专门卖旅游书刊 which, um, well, sells travel books,
老实说,销路并不怎么好 and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those.
好极了,利润全来自廉¤促销 Classic. Profit from major sales push,
亏了347镑 minus ￡347.
我去替你买杯"卡布奇诺"好吗? Shall I, uh, go and get you a cappuccino?
-也许能缓解一点痛苦 -是的,是的 -You know, ease the pain a bit. -Yeah, yeah.
不过我只付得起半杯的钱 Better make it a half. All I can afford.
照你的意思,半杯咖啡马上就来 Get your logic. Demi-cappu coming right up.
[ Doorbell Dings ]
要帮忙吗? Um, can I help you at all?
不,谢谢,我只想...看看 No, thanks. I'll just... look around.
好的 Fine.
那本书确实不怎么样 Uh, that book's really not great.
万一你略略看过就买下它 那就是在浪费自己的钱了 Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money.
如果你对土耳其感兴趣的话 But if it's Turkey you're interested in,
这本就不同了,非常棒 um, this one, on the other hand, is very good.
我想写这本书的人真正去过土耳其, 言之有物 Um, I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps.
提到了不少有趣的民俗风情 Um, there's also a very amusing incident with a kebab,
这本比较有意思 um, which is one of many amusing incidents.
谢谢,我会考虑的 Thanks. I'll think about it.
或者选那本更大些的精装本,有... Or, in the bigger hardback variety, there's--
抱歉,失陪一下 Um, sorry. Can you just give me a second?
打扰一下 Excuse me.
-什么事? -很不幸 -Yes? -Bad news.
-什么? -我们店里装了监视器 -What? -We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop.
-所以? -所以我看到你把书放进你的裤子 -So? -So I saw you put that book down your trousers.
-什么书? -放进你裤子的那本 -What book? -The one down your trousers.
我没把什么书放到裤子里 I don't have a book down my trousers.
好吧 Right.
告诉你,我会叫警察,而且... I tell you what. Um, I'll call the police, and, um,
如果是我弄错了"书掉进裤子"的事, 我会道歉 if I'm wrong about the whole "book down the trousers" scenario, I really apologize.
好吧,如果...我往裤子里放了一本书呢? Okay. What if... I did have a book down my trousers?
很简单,当我回到柜台时 Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk,
你把裤子里那本"巴厘旅游指南"拿出来... you'd remove the Cadogan Guide to Bali from your trousers...
擦干净放回去或是买下来 and either wipe it and put it back or buy it.
回头见 I'll see you in a sec.
对不起 I'm sorry about that.
不,没关系 No, it's fine.
我本来想偷,但现在改变主意了 I was gonna steal one, but now I've changed my mind.
我看到有作者的签名 Oh, signed by the author, I see.
是啊,他非要签不可 Um, yeah, couldn't stop him.
如果你能找到本没签名的, 那绝对 要好运气 If you can find an unsigned one, it's worth an absolute fortune.
打扰一下 -[ Chuckles ] -Excuse me.
-什么事? -能替我签个名吗? -Yes? -Can I have your autograph?
当然 Uh, sure.
给你 Uh-- Here.
-你叫什么? -鲁弗斯 -What's your name? -Rufus.
写了些什么? What does it say?
我的签名,上面写的是 "亲爱的鲁弗斯,去监狱吧" That's my signature. And above it, it says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail."
真不错 Good one.
-你想要我的电话吗? -好提议 -Do you want my phone number? -Tempting.
不过...不用了,谢谢 But... no. Thank you.
我要买这本 I will take this one.
哦,好的,好的,既然-- Oh, right, right. So, uh--
仔细想想,也许它并没那么糟 Well, on second thoughts, um, maybe it's not that bad after all.
实№上,它也相当不错,真的 Actually, it's a sort of classic, really.
绝没有你在其他书中能看到的 幼稚的民俗故事 None of those childish kebab stories you find in so many books these days.
另外还有 And, um, I tell you what.
我免费送你这本 I'll throw in one of those for free.
可以用来烧火照明 Useful for, uh, lighting fires,
包鱼,诸如此类 wrapping fish, that sort of thing.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thanks. -Pleasure.
[Door Closes]
你要的咖啡 Cappuccino, as ordered.
谢谢 Thanks.
我想你不会相信刚才谁来过 I don't think you'll believe who was just in here.
谁?某个名人吗? Who? Was it someone famous?
-不,不,不是 -不是? -No, no, no. -No?
如果有什么名人进店来 应该会令人兴奋对吗? Would be exciting, though, wouldn't it, if someone famous came into the shop? Hmm?
知道吗--的确能让人激动,实№上-- Do you know-- and this is pretty amazing, actually--
有次我见过林戈-斯达(著名音乐人) but I once saw Ringo Starr.
-在哪? -肯辛顿大道 -Where was that? -Kensington High Street.
至少我觉得是林戈. 也许是那个"屋顶上的提琴手"的主演 At least I think it was Ringo. It might have been that man from Fiddler on the Roof.
-你知道的,塔皮 -塔狻 -You know, Toppy. -Topol.
是的,没错,塔狻 Yes, that's right. Topol.
Mm-hmm.
实际上林戈-斯达一点也不像塔狻 Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol.
是的,不过他--他离我相当远 Yeah, but he was-- he was quite a long way away from me.
所以肯定会是他们中的一个 So actually it could've been neither of them.
对,我想是这样,是的 Yes, I suppose so, yes.
-这算不上什么大惊喜不是吗? -是的,算不上 -It's not a classic anecdote, is it? -Not a classic, no. No.
-还要一杯吗? -好啊...不 -Another one? [ Sighs ] -Yes. No.
就奢侈一回吧,我要橙汁 Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice.
[People Chattering]
-好的,谢谢,再见 -回见 -Okay, thanks.Bye-bye. -See you later.
哦,该死 Oh! Oh! Shit!
哦,老天,该死,对不起,我非常抱歉 Oh, my God! Bugger! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-来,让我-- -把手拿开 Here. Let me-- Get your hands off!
我真的很抱歉,我--我就住在街对面 I'm really sorry. I-- I live just over the street.
那有水和肥皂,可以让你弄干净 I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up.
不,谢谢,我只想找到我的车 No, thank you. I just need to get my car back.
我那有电话,我想只要五分钟... I also have a phone. I'm confident that in five minutes...
就能让你弄干净回到街上来 we could have you spick-and-span and back on the street again.
绝没有不尊重你的意思 In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
好吧,你说"就在街对面"是多远? All right. Well-- What do you mean, "just over the street"?
-具体是多远? -大概18码 Give it to me in yards. Uh, 18 yards.
那扇蓝色的门就是我的家 That's my house there with the blue front door.
请进,我--我-- Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just--
好了,好了,进来吧 Um, right. Right. Come in.
这里通常都不太整洁 It's, um, not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear.
不过--洗手间在楼上 But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor.
电话就--就在这 And the telephone's just-- just up here.
来,让--让我,唔 Here. Let-- Let me, um--
转过去,一直--一直向上 Um, round the corner. Straight on-- straight on up.
该死 Bugger.
[ Groans ]
Uh-oh.
Uh,
走之前想喝杯茶吗? would you like a cup of tea before you go?
-不用 -咖啡? -No. -Coffee?
-不 -橙汁? -No. -Orange juice?
你大概不会要,那来些其他冷饮吧 Probably not. Um, something else cold.
Uh--
可乐?水? -[Bottles Rattling] -Coke? Water?
或者来些所谓的天然水果味, 让人 心的含糖饮料? Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?
-不用 -那你想吃点什么吗? -No. -Would you like something to eat?
随便吃点什么? Uh, something to nibble?
蜜制杏子? Um, apricots soaked in honey?
没人知道味道怎样, 因为都来不及尝尝杏子... Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots...
以为味道就像蜂蜜 and makes them taste like honey,
如果你想要蜂蜜,就只要买蜂蜜而不要杏子 and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of... apricots.
但不管怎样,我们有这个 Um, but nevertheless, there we go there.
你想的话可以尝尝 They're yours if you want them.
不用了 No.
不管什么事你都说"不"吗? Do you always say "no" to everything?
不 No.
我还是走的好 I'd better be going.
谢谢你的--帮忙 Thanks for your, uh, help.
也许我也要说,太棒了 And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly.
我只有一次机会这么说 I'll just take my one chance to say it.
在你读过那些糟糕的书之后 After you've read that terrible book,
你肯定不会再回那家书店 you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 Yeah. Well, my pleasure.
So...
很高兴认识你 it was nice to meet you.
有些超现实--但很棒 Surreal but, um-- but nice.
抱歉 Sorry.
[People Chattering Outside ]
"超现实但很棒"?我在想什么? "Surreal but nice"? What was I thinking?
[Doorbell Rings ]
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
-我忘了我的袋子 -哦,好的 I forgot my other bag. Oh, right. Right.
谢谢 Thanks.
很抱歉说什么"超现实但很棒" I'm very sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment.
太糟糕了 Disaster. That's okay.
那没什么,我觉得有关蜂蜜和杏子才真正糟糕 I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point.
-[ Chuckles ] -[Doorknob Rattling]
老天,我的室友 Oh, my God. My flatmate.
对不起,他行为很怪诞 I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him.
[ Clears Throat ]
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey. -Hi.
我要去厨房找些吃的 I'm just going into the kitchen to get some food.
然后跟你说个故事, 那会让你的球缩到只有葡萄干那么大 Then I'm gonna tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
最好别跟任何人提起这事 Probably best not to tell anyone about this.
好的,好的,没问题 Right. Right. No one.
我是说,我会偶尔跟自己说说, 不过别担心,我根本不相信 I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes, but don't worry. I won't believe it.
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -Bye.
这奶有点问题 There's something wrong with this yogurt.
这不是奶,是蛋黄酱 It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise.
哦,没错,就是这样 Oh, right. There we are, then.
Mm.
今晚想饱饱眼福吗? On for a videofest tonight?
我有部绝对的好片子 I got some absolute classics.
-笑一笑 -不 -Smile. -No.
-笑一笑 -没什么值得我笑 -Smile. -I've got nothing to smile about.
好吧 Okay.
在七秒钟内 In about seven seconds,
我会向你求婚 I'm going to ask you to marry me.
想想看 [Spike ] Imagine.
在某个地方有个男人被允准吻她 Somewhere in the world there's a man who's allowed to kiss her.
[ Both Laughing ]
是的,她的确 Yes, she is, uh,
叫人难以置信 fairly fabulous.
-你们这有狄更斯的书吗? -不 -Do you have any books by Dickens? -No.
没有,我们这是旅游书店,只出售旅游书刊 No, I'm afraid we're a travel bookshop. We only sell travel books.
是吗,约翰-格雷歇的恐怖作品呢? Oh, right. How about the new John Grisham thriller?
没有,因为那--那也是小说不是吗? Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it?
哦,是的 Oh, right.
有"小熊维尼"吗? [ Sighs ] Have you got Winnie the Pooh?
马丁,你来接待一下 Martin, your customer.
要效劳吗? Uh, can I help you? [Bell Dinging]
~ [Pop ]
~ Once in a lifetime ~
嘿 ~ [ Continues ] Hey.
嗨 Hi.
我想问一下 -~ Once in a lifetime ~~ -Just, um, incidentally,
为什么...你穿这个? uh, why... are you wearing that?
多方面的因素,唔,没有干净衣服 Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.
永远不会有,要知道, 如果你不把衣服洗干净的话 There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes.
不错,很坏的习惯 Right. Vicious circle.
所以我去翻找你的衣物... And I was, like, rooting around in your things...
找到了这个,我觉得很绘 and I found this, and I thought, "Cool."
有几分...独特 Kinda... spacey.
不过潜水镜有点问题 There's something wrong with the goggles, though.
没有,它用的是光学镜片 No, they were, um, prescription.
-太棒了 -这样我才能完全看清那些鱼 -Groovy. -So I could see all the fishes properly.
你该多弄些这玩意 You should do more of this stuff.
-今天有没有留言? -有的,我记下了两三条 -So, look, any messages today? -Yeah, I wrote a couple down.
那就是两条,有两条对吗? So there were two. There were two messages? Right?
你要我记下你所有的留言吗? You want me to write down all your messages?
好吧,哪些是你没写记的? Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from?
不记得了,哦,不 [ Sighs ] No. Gone completely. Oh, no.
有一条是你妈妈打来的, 她说别忘了吃午饭,还有她的腿疼又犯了 There was one from your mum. She said don't forget lunch, and her leg's hurting again.
-没别的了? -绝对没有了 No one else? Absolutely no one else.
不过如果我们努力去回忆的话 Though if we're going for this obsessive writing down all the message thing,
几天前有个叫安娜的美国姑娘来过电话 some American girl called Anna called a few days ago.
-她说了什么? -真是奇怪 -What did she say? -Well, it was genuinely bizarre.
她说,"嗨,我是安娜",接著说, "打电话到里兹大饭店找我"... She said, "Hi. It's Anna." The she said, "Call me at The Ritz"...
然后却报了一个完全不同的名字 and then gave herself a completely different name.
-是什么? -早就忘了 -Which was? -Absolutely no idea.
要记住一个名字很困难 Remembering one name's hard enough.
不,我明白,是她说的 No, I-- I know that. She-- She said that.
我知道她用了别的名字 Um, I know she's using another name.
问题是她留言给我的室友... The problem is she left the message with my flatmate...
是个严重的错误 which was a very serious mistake.
想像一下你曾遇见过的最蠢的人吧 Um, I don't know. Imagine, if you will, the stupidest person you've ever met.
-想像得到吗? -是的,我大致有个印象了 -Are you doing that? -Yes, sir, I have him in my mind.
那就再加一倍,我只能这么形容他了-- And now double it. And that is the, um-- what can I say--
和我同住的那个饭桶 the git that I am living with.
-他无法记住-- -试试弗琳斯东 And he can't remember-- Try Flintstone.
-抱歉.什么? -我想她说她叫弗琳斯东 Sorry. What? I think she said her name was Flintstone.
我不敢肯定,弗琳斯东留过话给前台吗? I don't-- I don't suppose, um, Flintstone rings any bells, does it?
你好.嗨 Hello. Hi.
你好,你好吗? -Hi there. -Hello?
嗨,嗨 Hi. Hi.
打扰了,我是威廉...扎克 -Sorry. It's William... Thacker. -Yes?
我们--我在书店工作 Um, we-- I work in a bookshop.
你可真会耍绘,等了三天才回电 Uh-huh. You played it pretty cool there, waiting for three days to call.
哦,不,我发誓我这辈子还从没耍过什么绘 Oh, no, I promise you I've never played anything cool in my entire life.
是我的室友一直没告诉我,回头我要杀了他 My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.
我不知道,也许,唔 I don't know. Perhaps, um,
我能来你那喝茶什么的 I could drop round for tea later or something.
-我现在很忙,大概4:00会有空 -好的,好的,好极了 -Things are pretty busy here. I might be free around 4:00. -Right. Right. Great.
-再见 -再见 -Bye. -Yea-- Bye.
[Phone Clicks, Dial Tone ]
太棒了 Classic.
~ [Piano ]
~ [ Continues ]
-几楼? -三楼,谢谢 -Which floor? -Three, please.
[ Elevator Dings ]
-你肯定?... -是这-- Uh, are you sure this is--
是的,是的,没错 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure.
-嗨,我是凯伦 -嗨 -Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. -Hi.
抱歉,实在太忙了点 I'm sorry. Things are running a little bit late.
拿著这些,请跟我来 Here's the, uh, thing. Do you wanna come this way? Cheers.
从这过去 [ Karen ] Through here.
[ Reporters Chattering ]
你们对本片有何看法? So what did you think of the film?
我觉得真是妙不可言 Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh,
让人联想到"恋恋山城" Close Encounters meets Jean de Florette.
我同意 I agree.
对不起,我没记下你是哪家杂志社的 I'm sorry. I didn't get down what magazines you're from.
-"中场休息" -很好 -Time Out. -Great.
你呢? And you're from?
唔,"马和猎犬" Uh, Horse & Hound.
名字是威廉-扎克. 我想,实№上,她也许在等我 The name's William Thacker. I think, actually, she might be expecting me.
请稍等,我去看看 Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check.
我看到--我看到你给她带了花 I see you've, uh-- I see you've brought her some flowers.
不 [ Laughing ] No.
是给我,唔,祖母的 These are for my, um, grandmother.
她住在附近的医院 She's in a hospital just down the road.
我正好顺路去看看她 Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know.
是的,不错,是的 Sure, right. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
是哪家医院? Which hospital's that?
我可以不说吗? Do you mind me not saying?
那会让我感到难过 It's a rather distressing disease.
-提到医院总是让人不快 -说得不错 Name of the hospital kind of gives it away. Absolutely. Sure.
-振作点 -好的 Cheers. Ooh, yes.
好了,扎克先生,请跟我来 Right, uh, Mr. Thacker. If you'll come this way.
好的 Right.
你有五分钟 You've got five minutes.
-嗨 -你好 -Hi. -Hello.
我带了这个,但显然-- Uh, I brought these, but clearly--
不,它们很漂亮,非常漂亮 No, they're great. They're great.
很抱歉没能及时回电话 Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back.
两个名字对我那室友可怜的智商来说 实在太复杂了 The whole "two-names concept" was totally too much for my flatmate's pea-sized intellect.
不,这是愚蠢的保密措施, 我常用...卡通人物的名字 No, it's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a... cartoon character.
上次用的是"斑比" Last time I was Mrs. Bambi.
[Door Closes ]
-一切都好吧? -是的,谢谢 -Everything all right? -Yes, thank you.
你是"马和猎犬"杂志社的 And you're from, uh, Horse & Hound.
-对 -很好 Yeah. Good.
那么-- So, uh--
我可以...开始提问了吗? Uh, I'll just... fire away then, shall I?
好吧 Right.
Uh--
这部片子非常棒 The film's great, and, um,
我想知道你是否... I just was wondering whether...
曾考虑过,呃 you ever thought of having, um,
加些马进去 more, uh, horses in it.
[ Clears Throat ]
我们希望这样做 Uh, well, we would have liked to,
不过对太空题材来说显然有些困难 but it was, um, difficult, obviously, being set in space.
太空,说得没错,是的,显然很困难 Space, right, yeah. Yeah, obviously very difficult.
真不好意思,我来了这里 I'm so sorry. I arrived outside.
但毫无思想准备-- They thrust this thing into my hand--
不,是我的错,我本以为早该结束了的 No, it's my fault. I thought this would all be over by now.
我只是想为那个吻的事道歉 I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.
我真的不知道自己怎么了 I seriously don't know what came over me.
我只想确定那没有影响到你 And I just wanted to make sure that you were fine about it.
是的,是的,绝对没有 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely fine. -[ Door Closes ]
别忘了斯科特小姐 同样渴望著的下一部片子... Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about her next project...
就是夏天将要开拍的那部 which is, um, shooting later in the summer.
是的,非常棒,非常棒 Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent.
那里面有马吗? Any horses in that one?
或是猎犬,我们的读者对此很感兴趣 Or hounds for that matter. Our readers are equally intrigued by both species.
场景是在一艘潜艇上 It takes place on a submarine.
哦,真不幸 Oh. Well, bad luck.
不过 But, um,
如果有马的话 if there were horses in it,
你会骑它们... would you be riding them...
还是找个特技演员作替身呢? or would you be getting, a-- a stunt-horse-double-man-thing?
我是个十足的笨蛋,不好意思,我-- [ Chuckles ] I-I'm a complete moron. I apologize. I--
太不可思议了,这种事只会出现在梦里 This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams,
而不是现实当中 not in real life.
我是说美梦,这是个-- I mean, good dreams. It's a--
能再见到你实№上就像个梦 It's a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again.
接下去还会梦到什么? What happens next in the dream?
我猜在这个,呃,梦-- I suppose in the, uh, dream--
梦境中--我会... dream scenario-- I just, uh,
改变我的行为方式... change my personality...
因为在梦里你可以这么做 because you can do that in dreams and, um,
走过去并吻这个女孩 walk over and, uh, kiss the girl.
不过-- But, uh--
时间到了,你达到目的了吗? Time's up, I'm afraid. Did you get what you wanted?
-还差一点,差一点 -好吧,最后一个问题 -Um, nearly, nearly. -Well, maybe just one last question.
-当然 -好的,好的 -Sure. [ Clears Throat ] -Right, right.
[Door Closes ]
你--今晚忙吗? Are you... busy tonight?
-是的 -好的,好的 -Yes. -Right. Right.
-请进 -好了,很高兴认识你 -Come in. -Well, it was nice to meet you.
我也是 Yes, and you.
超现实...但很不错 Surreal... but nice.
谢谢,你是"马和猎犬"最喜欢的女演员 Thank you. You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress.
和"黑美人"... You and Black Beauty...
不相上下 tied.
她怎么样? How was she?
好得难以置信 Oh, um, fabulous.
好极了.等等,她拿了你祖母的花 Excellent. Wait a minute. She took your grandmother's flowers.
是的,是的,没错 Uh, yeah, yeah. That's right.
-贱货 -哦,扎克先生 -Bitch. [Karen ] -Oh, Mr. Thacker.
扎克先生,如果你不介意的话 Mr. Thacker, if you'd like to come with me,
-我们能临时安排你另一个采访 -另一个? -we can just rush you through the others. -The others?
扎克先生是"马和猎犬"杂志社的 Mr. Thacker is from Horse & Hound.
-你好吗? -很好,谢谢 -How's it going? -Very well,thank you.
请坐 Have a seat.
你喜欢这部片子吗? Well, did you enjoy the film?
是的,非常喜欢 Yes, enormously.
-请提问吧 -好的 -Well, fire away. -Right.
拍片期间还愉快吗? Did you enjoy making the film?
-是的 -很好 -Yes, I did. -Good.
有没有特别喜欢的部分? Any bit in particular?
先说说你最喜欢哪个场景 You tell me what bit you enjoyed the most,
我再告诉你我是否同样喜欢 and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit.
我... Uh, I...
例如在太空中那部分... Iiked the bit in space...
我非常喜欢 very much.
你和你演的角色有共同点吗? Did you identify with the character you're playing?
[ Speaking Spanish ]
-没有 -没有 -No. -No.
为什么?
[ Spanish ]
因为他演的是一个失控的食肉机器人 Because he's playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot.
好极了 Classic.
那么 So, uh,
这是你第一部片子吗? is this your first film?
不,这是第22部了 No. It's my 22nd.
我是想问你最喜欢哪一部? Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22?
和莱昂纳多合作的那部 Working with Leonardo.
-达芬奇吗? -狄卡普里奥(铁达尼号男主演) -Da Vinci? -DiCaprio.
当然 Of course. [ Chuckles ]
他--是你最喜欢的导演吗? And is-- is he your favorite Italian director?
[ Reporters Chattering ]
-扎克先生 -哦,不 -Mr. Thacker. -Oh, no.
-能耽误你一会吗? -不 -Have you got a minute? -No.
嗨 Hi.
啊--是这样的 Um-- Yeah, so the, um--
我,我推掉了我今晚的事情 the-- the thing I was doing tonight, I'm not doing anymore.
我告诉他们今晚我接受了... I told them I had to spend the evening...
英国第一骑师记者的邀请 with Britain's premier equestrian journalist.
哦,太棒了 Oh. Well, great.
难以置信,这-- Fantastic. That's, uh--
哦,太糟糕了 Oh. Shittity brickitty.
今天是我妹妹生日,可恶, 我们约好了要一起吃晚饭 It's my sister's birthday. Shit. We're meant to be having dinner.
-好啊,没关系 -不,我肯定能推掉 -Okay, that's fine. -No. I'm sure I can get out of it.
不,我是说,只要你不介意, 我可以和你一起去 No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll be your date.
你--你肯和我一起... You-- You'll be my date...
去我妹妹的生日晚会? to my little sister's birthday party?
-如果没问题的话 -哦,当然没问题 -If it's all right. -Well,yeah, I'm sure it's all right.
是马克掌厨 My friend Max is cooking,
大家公认他是世上最差劲的厨师 and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world,
不过,你可以事先在手袋里藏些食物 but, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.
-好的 -好的 -Okay. -Okay.
-他带了个女孩? -真是怪事 -He's bringing a girl? -Miracles do happen.
-那姑娘叫什么? -不知道,没有说 -Does the girl have a name? -Don't know.Wouldn't say.
哦,我的天,这是怎么回事? Oh, Christ! What is going on in there?
哦,老天 [Doorbell Rings] Oh, God!
嗨,快进来.食物焦糊危机 Hi. Come on in. Vague food crisis.
好啊.抱歉 Hiya! Sorry.
看来珍珠鸡比预料的更难做 The guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected.
-他在做珍珠鸡? -别问了 -He's cooking guinea-fowl? -Don't even ask.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
天啊,你是那个肖像满天飞-- Good Lord, you're the spitting image of--
贝拉,这是安娜 Bella, this is Anna.
-没错 -好了,危机解除 -Right. -Okay, crisis over.
马克,这是安娜 Max, this is Anna.
-嗨 -你好,安娜... -Hi. -Hello, Anna...
斯科特. 来杯酒吗? Scott. Have some wine.
谢谢 Thank you.
我去开门 [Doorbell Rings] I'll get it.
红酒白酒? Red or white?
-哦,嘿 -嗨 -Oh. Hey. -Hi.
-生日快乐 -谢谢 -Oh, yes,happy birthday. -Thank you.
看看你哥哥带来的女孩 Look, your brother's brought this girl.
嗨,大家好,哦,我的天 Hi, guys. Oh, holy fuck!
汉,这是安娜. 安娜,这是汉妮,是我的小妹妹 Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She's my baby sister.
哦.嗨 Oh. Hi.
天啊,这可是一生中的重要时刻之一... Oh, God. This is one of those key moments in life...
当它成为现实时真是太绘了... when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool...
我真的要晕了 and I-- I'm going to fail just a hundred percent.
我--我绝对,完全,彻底地崇拜你 I-- I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you.
而且我认为...你是世上最美的女人 And I just think... you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
更重要的是,我真的相信 And, more importantly, I genuinely believe,
一直以来我都相信, 我们能成为最好的朋友 and I've believed for some time now, that we could be best friends.
你怎么想? So what do you think?
[ Chuckles ]
非常荣幸 Uh, lucky me.
生日快乐 [ Clears Throat ] Well, happy birthday.
哦,你给我带了礼物, 那么我们已经是好朋友了 Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already, then.
结婚吧,他真的很不错, 那样我们就能做姐妹了 Marry Will. He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters.
我会考虑的 Well, I'll think about it. [ Chuckles ]
肯定是伯尼 [Doorbell Rings] That'll be Bernie.
-嗨 -嗨,抱歉来晚了 -Hi. -Hi. Sorry I'm late.
我担心工作又弄砸了 Bollocksed up at work again, I fear.
-亏了几百万 -干得不赖 -Millions down the drain. -Well done.
-伯尼,这是安娜 -你好,安娜,很高兴认识你 -Bernie, this is Anna. -Hello, Anna.Delighted to meet you.
还有你,汉妮宝贝, ~祝你生日快乐~ And you. Honey bunny, ~ Happy birthday to you ~~
-嗨,贝拉 -嗨 -Hi, Bella. -Hi.
是一顶帽子,你用不著非得戴它 Um, it-- it-- it's a hat. You don't have to wear it or anything.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi, Will. -Hi.
嗨 Hi.
-嗨 -怎么了? -Hi. -What?
要酒吗,伯尼? -Wine, Bernie? -Mm.
你和她睡过觉没有? [ Cork Pops ] You haven't slept with her, have you?
这问题太粗俗了, 答案当然是无可奉告 That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment.
-那就表示"有" -不,没有 -No comment means "yes." -No, it doesn't.
-对她有过性幻想吗? -绝对无可奉告 Do you ever masturbate? Definitely no comment.
-你知道的,这表示"有" -哦,上帝 -You see, it means "yes." [ Honey ] -Oh, my God!
那么,说说看,安娜,你是做哪一行的? So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do?
-我是演员 -哦,好极了 I'm an actress. Oh, splendid.
你是做什么的? What do you do?
我是个股票经纪, 和你的行业没有太多共同之处 I'm actually in the stock market myself, so, uh, not really similar fieids.
尽管我曾做过业馀独角戏演员 Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff.
P.G.沃德豪斯的滑稽剧,你知道的 Um-- uh, P. G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know.
"小心点,牧师" "Careful there, vicar."
一直觉得这是个艰难的行当 Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting.
-我是说,收入简直难以启齿对吧? -可以这么说 -I mean, the wages are a scandal, aren't they? -They can be.
我知道有些机灵的家伙干这行比你更久 I see friends from university-- clever chaps. Been in the business longer than you.
他们一年只挣可怜的七八千 They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year.
要知道,那无法维生 You know, it's no life.
-你从事哪种戏剧形式? -主要是电影 -What sort of acting do you do? -Films, mainly.
哦,太棒了,混得不错. 演电影的收入怎么样? Oh, splendid. Oh, well done. How's the pay in movies?
我是指...
你最近一部电影的收入是多少？
一千五百万美元 Fifteen million dollars.
是吧 Right.
看来,的确很不错 So that's, well, fairly good.
好了,可以开饭了 Right, I think we're ready.
Okay.
-贝拉,你能告诉我-- -哦,对不起,好的 -Bella, can you tell me where I can find-- -Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
-就在走廊尽头的右边 -我带你去 -It's down the corridor on the right. -I'll show you.
快快快,快点说 [ Whispering ] Quickly, quickly, quickly. Talkvery, very quickly.
你和安娜-斯科特来这干什么? What are you doing here with Anna Scott?
-安娜-斯科特? -对,闭嘴 -Anna Scott? -Yes. Shut up!
那个电影明星? -What, the film star? -Shh!
-哦,天啊 -怎么了? -Oh, God! -What?
-哦,天啊,我的天啊 -你跟她说什么了? -Oh, God. Oh, goddy God. -What did you say to her?
真不敢相信,我竟然能和她一起进洗手间 I don't believe it. I actually walked into the loo with her.
她解钮扣时我仍在对她说话 I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans.
-她不得不要求我走开 -哦,老天 -She had to ask me to leave. -Oh, God.
你早知道她是谁了? [ Laughing ] So you knew who she was?
我当然知道,可他不知道 Of course I did, but he didn't.
我呆一会就赶快逃走好了 Well, not instantly, but I-- I-- I got away with it.
[ All Chattering ]
-你觉得珍珠鸡怎么样? -我是素食主义者 -What do you think of the guinea-fowl? -I'm a vegetarian.
老天 Oh, God.
珍珠鸡怎么样? So, how's the guinea-fowl?
是我尝过最好的珍珠鸡 Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted.
~ 多么令人惊喜 ~ ~ It's amazing how you ~
~ 你与我心有灵犀 ~ ~ Can speak right to my heart ~ [ All Chattering ]
~ 尽在不言中 ~ ~ Without saying a word~
~ 你能照亮黑夜 ~ ~ You can light up the dark~
~ 不 要任何言语 ~ [ Hands Clapping ] ~ Try as I may I can never explain ~
~ 我能听到你的心声 ~ ~ What I hear when you don't say a thing ~~ [ Party Poppers Popping ]
有你在这,安娜, 更证实了我长久以来的怀疑-- Having you here, Anna, firmly establishes what I've long suspected--
我们真是最无可救药的失败者 that we really are the most desperate lot of underachievers.
-羞耻 -我不是说这是坏事 -[ Bernie ] Shame. -I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
实№上,我觉得我们该为此自豪 In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in.
我要用最后的蛋糕来奖励... I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize...
生活最悲惨的人 to the saddest act here.
伯尼 Uh-oh. Bern.
好的,好的,很明显是我不是吗? Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it?
我是说,我干著一份自己根本不懂的工作 I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand,
所有人的职位都高过我 and everyone keeps getting promoted above me.
我没有女朋友,自从--青春期之后 I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty.
而且...没人会喜欢我 And... nobody fancies me.
没有什么比这些更可怜了 And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
-胡说,我就喜欢你 -真的? -Nonsense. I fancy you. -Really?
当然,否则罚我比你先变胖 Yeah. Or I did beforeyou got so fat.
你看,除非是我弄错了 [Max] You see. And unless I'm much mistaken,
你的工作毕竟让你挣到了不少钱 your job still pays you a rather lot of money,
可汉妮周薪才20镑... whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week...
在伦敦最差劲的唱片店累得一塌糊涂 flogging her guts out in London's worst record store.
没错,累得头发都没了,只有羽毛 Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers.
我可笑的鱼泡眼还会吸引有暴力倾向的男人 And I've got funny goggly eyes. And I'm attracted to cruel men.
实№上却没人愿意娶我... And, actually, no one will marry me...
因为,唔,我的胸部正在缩小 because, um, my boosies have actually started shrinking.
-看到没,悲惨得无法相信 -但从好的方面来说 -[Max] You see, it's incredibly sad. -But on the other hand,
她最好的朋友是安娜-斯科特 her best friend is Anna Scott.
我无法否认,她 要我,我能说什么呢? -True. I can't deny it. She needs me. What can I say? -[ All Laughing ]
但她的四肢没有问题, 我却日夜都要坐著轮椅 And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing day and night,
房间里满是斜坡 in a house full of ramps.
更增加了我的屈辱 And to add insult to serious injury,
我用香烟来麻醉自己,这是我最大的嗜好 I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing.
而且,事实是 And, um, well, the truth is,
我们不能生孩子 we can't have a baby.
哦,贝尔 Oh, Belle.
(鬼话^_^) C'est la vie.
但我们还是很幸运的 Still, um, we're lucky in lots ofways.
这无疑值得上一块蛋糕 But surely that's worth a brownie. [ Chuckling ]
先看看威廉怎么说吧 Well, I don't know. Look at William.
-事业极其失败 -这是事实 -Very unsuccessful professionally. -That's true.
离了婚. 曾经很英俊,现在则像卷了口的刀刃 Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges.
一旦安娜听到他在学校时的外号... -[ All Laughing ] -And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again...
-毫无疑问他将再也听不到她这么说-- -"软蛋" -once she's heard that his nickname at school was-- -Floppy.
我不敢相信你竟然说出来了 You did. I can't believe it, you did.
非常感谢,谢谢,至少我得到了最后的蛋糕 Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie.
我想是这样 [Max] I think so,yes.
等等,我呢? Well, wait. What about me?
什么?你觉得应该归你吗? I'm sorry? You think you deserve the brownie?
至少得给个机会吧? [ Chuckles ] Well, a shot at it at least, huh?
你得有说服力,这是块非常非常好的蛋糕, 我能为了它拚命 You'll have to prove it. This is a very, very good brownie, and I'm gonna fight for it.
我从十九岁起就每天节食 I've been on a diet every day since I was 19,
所以十年来我都食不果腹 which basically means I've been hungry for a decade.
[ All Laughing ]
我有过一系列糟糕的男朋友, 有一个还打过我 I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one ofwhom hit me.
而每一次都令我心碎 Uh, and every time I get my heart broken,
报纸会大肆张扬拿来娱乐大众 the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment.
经过两次相当痛苦的...整容手术 And... it's taken two rather painful, um, operations...
才变成现在的样子 to get me looking like this.
-真的吗? -真的 -Really? -Really.
在不久的将来,我的容颜不再 And one day not long from now, my looks will go,
他们会发现我不能演戏 they will discover I can't act,
而我将成为可悲的中年妇女... and I will become some sad, middle-aged woman...
有谁会愿意看过气的名人呢? who... Iooks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.
说得不赖,很动人,不过愚弄不了任何人 No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone.
没错 -[ All Laughing ] -No.
不足以争夺这块蛋糕 Pathetic effort to hog the brownie.
-谢谢你的款待 -是我的荣幸 -Thank you for such a terrific time. -I'm delighted.
- 带很漂亮 -说假话 -That's a great tie. -Now you're lying.
不,是实话. 我说过我是个糟糕的演员 Okay, it's true. I told you I was bad at acting.
-很高兴认识你 -我也是 -It was lovely to meet you. -Yeah, and you.And you.
我会等到你走时才告诉他你是素食主义者 I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian.
-No! [ Chuckling ] -Oh!
-晚安 -安娜,洗手间的事我很抱歉 -Good night. -Anna, I'm so sorry about the loo thing.
我想到要走开,只是-- I meant to leave. I just-- [ Chuckles ]
如果要找人陪你购物就给我电话 Ring me if you want someone to go shopping with.
我知道很又好又便宜的地方, 可以少花冤枉钱-- I know lots of nice, cheap places, not that money is necessarily--
认识你真是太好了 It was just so nice to meet you.
-生日快乐,你是我的形象顾问 -谢谢 Happy birthday. You're my style guru. Thank you.
对不起,我能-- Sorry. Can I just-- Oh.
-谢谢 -好了 -Thanks. -Leave her.
-晚安,各位 -再见 -Good night, everyone. -Bye.
马克,贝尔,回头见 [ William ] Max, Belle, we'll see you in a couple of days.
-谢谢大家 -给我们电话 -再见,各位 -Thank you, everybody. -Call us. Call us. -Bye, guys.
-再见,安娜 -好好演戏 -Bye, Anna. -Love your work.
再见,汉 [ William ] Bye, Hon.
[ Screaming, Shouting ]
[Screaming, Shouting Continue ]
抱歉,每次我离开时他们总是这么做 Sorry. They always do that when I leave the house.
这太蠢了,我讨厌他们这样 It's a stupid thing. I hate it.
-"软蛋"对吧? -是头发 -"Floppy," huh? -It's the hair.
那是指的发型 Mm-hmm. It's to do with the hair.
为什么她要坐轮椅? Why is she in a wheelchair?
一年半前她出了意外 Uh, because she had an accident about 1 8 months ago.
-不能怀孩子也是因为那次意外吗? -这个我也不清楚 -And the pregnancy thing, is that to do with the accident? -You know, I'm not sure.
我觉得他们之前就不能生孩子, 似乎是先天性的 I don't think they tried for kids before, as fate would have it.
你想不想-- Do you want to, um--
我家, 唔-- My place is just, um--
不太方便
Too complicated.
没关系
That's fine.
[ Chuckles ]
明天忙吗?
Busy tomorrow?
-我以为你明天要走呢 -是啊
-I thought you were leaving tomorrow. -I was.
这些神秘的花园被街道环绕著...
All these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them.
-就像小村庄一样 -我们进去吧
They're like little villages. Let's go in.
不行,栅栏上有尖刺,是私家花园
Ah, no, that's the point. They're private villages.
只有住在里面的人才能进去
Only the people who live round the edges are allowed in.
哦,你们这么守规矩吗?
Oh. You abide by rules like that?
我不会,不会,但其他人会
I don't. No, no. But others do.
我会随心所欲地做
I just do what I want. [ Metal Rattling ]
好吧
Um-- Right.
妈妈咪呀
Whoopsidaisies. [ Laughing ]
你说什么?
What did you say?
-没说什么 -不,你说了 -Nothing. -Yes, you did.
-没,我没说 -你说了,"妈妈咪呀" -No, I didn't. -You said, "Whoopsidaisies."
没人会这么说对吗?我是说,除非他们-- No one says, "Whoopsidaisies," do they? I mean, unless they're--
没有什么"除非", 因为有五十年没人这么说了 There is no "unless." Because no one has said "Whoopsidaisies" for 50 years.
即便在那时候--也只有金发小女孩才这么说 And even then it was-- it was just little girls with blonde ringlets.
的确是这样.我们再试试 Exactly. Right. So here we go again.
噢,噢,妈妈咪呀 Oh! Oh! Whoopsidaisies. [ Laughing ]
没错,这是个坏习惯,是个毛病 Yeah, well, it's a disease. It's a clinical thing.
我要吃药打针,得治好久 I'm taking pills and having injections. And I'm told it won't last long.
-好了,靠边站 -这可不是什么好主意 -Okay, stand aside. -I don't think that's a good idea.
真的很难爬上去,安娜 Really, it's quite, um, tricky. Anna.
安娜,别,这可比--看来还真容易 Anna, don't. It's harder than it-- No, it's not. It's easy.
Well--
[Birds Chirping]
来吧,"软蛋" Come on, Flopsy.
好吧 Right.
好吧 All right.
哦,该死 Oh, bugger.
老天,这真让人不舒服 Oh, God, this could be very unpleasant.
可恶,可恶 Ay! Bugger, bugger.
世上还有什么值得如此大费周章? Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?
~ 多么令人惊喜 ~ ~ It's amazing how you ~
~ 你与我心有灵犀 ~ ~ Can speak right to my heart~
好一座花园 Nice garden.
~ 尽在不言中 ~ ~ Without saying a word~
~ 你能照亮黑夜 ~ ~ You can light up the dark~
~ 不 要任何言语 ~ [ Anna Laughs ] ~ Try as I may I can never explain ~
~ 我能听到你的心声 ~ ~ What I hear when you don't say a thing ~
~ 你说这是最好的 ~ ~ You say it best ~ ~ You say it best ~
~ 尽管你没说出来 ~ ~ When you say nothing at all ~
"纪念深爱这花园的琼 "For June who loved this garden.
永远陪伴著她的约瑟夫" From Joseph who always sat beside her."
有些人可以携手走过一生一世 Some people do spend their whole lives together.
~ 我能够听到 ~ ~ All day long I can hear ~
~ 有人在大声呼喊 ~ ~ People talking out loud~
~ [Background Singers Humming]
~ 当你让我靠近拥抱著我 ~ ~ But when you hold me near ~ ~ When you hold me near ~
~ 你的声音分外清晰 ~ ~ You drown out the crowd~ ~ Out the crowd~
-~ 旁人永远不会明白 ~ -过来坐 -~ Try as they may they can never define ~ -Come and sit with me.
~ 你我的心曾说过什么 ~ ~ What's been said between your heart and mine ~
~ 你的笑容让我知道你 要我 ~ ~ The smile on your face lets me know that you need me ~
~ 你的眼睛已经告诉我 ~ ~ There's a truth in your eyes ~
-~ 你永远不会离开我 ~ -该死,该死 -~ Saying you'll never leave me ~ -Bollocks! Bollocks!
-你看到我的眼镜没有? -恐怕没有 -Have you seen my glasses? -No, afraid not.
这下麻烦了,平时它无处不在 Big, big bollocks! Average day, my glasses are everywhere.
随时随地我都能看到它 Everywhere I look there's a pair of glasses.
可我要去看电影时它却消失了 But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished.
这就是残绘的现实 It's one of life's real cruelties.
就像远东地震或者睾丸癌一样无可奈何 That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer, is it?
可恶,到时间了 Oh, shit. Is that the time?
真是多谢你的开导 ~ [ Continues] Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing.
不客气,找到没有? Oh, you're welcome. Did you find them?
-差不多 -很好 -Sort of. -Great.
~~
~ 你的笑容让我知道你 要我 ~ ~ Oh, the smile on yourface lets me know that you need me ~
~ 你的眼睛已经告诉我 ~ ~ There's a truth in your eyes ~
~ 你永远不会离开我 ~ ~ Saying you'll never leave me ~
~ 你的触摸告诉我你总能找到我 ~ ~ The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall~~
是谁抛弃谁? So who left who?
-她抛弃我 -为什么? -Uh, she left me. -Why?
她看透了我 She saw through me. Uh-oh.
这可不妙 That's not good.
你可以请我看安娜-斯科特 You can give me Anna Scott any day.
我不喜欢她的新片,让人昏昏欲睡 I didn't like her last film. Fell asleep as soon as the lights went down.
我不在乎电影怎么样 I don't really care what the film's like.
只要有她的影片我都觉得好 Any film with her in, it's fine by me.
[Men Laughing]
她不是我喜欢的类型, 我喜欢那个金发的甜姐儿 She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one. You know, blonde, sweet-looking.
她叫什么来著 You know, what's-her-name.
你只要带她出去喝杯咖啡就能上床的 Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee.
梅格-瑞恩 Meg Ryan.
不,她不是那种人. 问题是安娜-斯科特... No, she's too wholesome. The point about Miss Scott is...
她的眼神不对劲 she's got that twinkle in her eyes.
她多半有吸毒,时常进康复中心 Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab.
不管怎样,她非常豪放 Well, whatever. She's so clearly up for it.
要知道大多数女孩都比较自重 You see, most girls, they're all like, "Stay away, chum."
但安娜却是来者不拒 But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.
[ Men Laughing ]
知道吗,有超过半数的人认为 Do you know that in over 50% of the languages,
女演员和妓女是同一回事 the word for "actress" is the same as the word for "prostitute."
你从哪听来的? [ Men Laughing ] Where did you get that from?
而安娜就是你专用的女演员 And Anna is your definitive actress,
你可以猥亵地对她为所欲为 someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again.
-太过分了,失陪一下 -别,没什么大不了 -Right, that's it. Sorry. -No, no. There's really no point.
[ All Laughing ]
对不起,抱歉打扰一下 Um, sorry-- sorry to disturb you guys.
有什么事吗? But, um-- Can I help?
我但愿没听到你们的谈话,可我听到了 Well, yeah. I wish I hadn't overheard your conversation, but I did.
我觉得,你们该明白 And, um, I just think, you know,
你们谈论的是一个真实的人 the person you're talking about is a real person.
我觉得你们该更尊重她一点... And I think she probably deserves a little bit more consideration...
不该这么胡说八道 rather than having jerks like you drooling over her.
滚开,你是她什么人?她爸爸吗? Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad?
[ Snickering, Laughing ]
-对不起 -别这么说,这不是你的错 -I'm sorry. -No, I love that you tried.
换了我也会这么做,实№上-- Time was I'd have done the same thing. In fact--
[ Laughing Continues ]
嗨 Hi.
-我的天 -我只是想代我的朋友道歉 -Oh, my God. -I just wanted to apologize for my friend.
-他太敏感了 -不,听我说,我-- -He's very sensitive. -No, look, I-I--
不,不,没关系, 要知道--我相信你是无意的 No, no, leave it. It's, you know-- I'm sure you didn't mean any harm.
我相信那只是善意的调侃 I'm sure it was just friendly banter.
我肯定你们的家伙跟花生差不多大, 继续吃饭吧 I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner.
金枪鱼味道不错 The tuna's really good.
-我不该那么做 -你有权利那样做 [ Anna ] I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
不,你做得很好,我太鲁莽愚蠢了 No, you were brilliant. I'm rash and I'm stupid.
我跟你在一起干什么? What am I doing with you?
我恐怕不知道 Uh, I don't know, I'm afraid.
我也不知道 I don't either.
我们到了 Here we are.
是的 Yes.
-那么-- -你想上去吗? -Well, look-- -Do you wanna come up?
这似乎...有太多不方便,所以-- Well, there seem to be... lots of reasons why I shouldn't, so--
是有太多不方便 There are lots of reasons.
你想上去吗? Do you wanna come up?
五分钟后上来行吗? Give me five minutes?
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
能这样吻你真是太美妙了 To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing.
-你得离开 -怎么了? -You've got to go. -Why?
因为我美国的男朋友现在就在隔壁房间 Because my boyfriend who was in America is, in fact, now in the next room.
-男朋友? -是的 -Boyfriend? -Yes.
-宝贝,是谁? -啊,是,唔-- -Baby, who is it? -Uh, it's, uh--
房间服务 -Uh-- -Uh, room service.
哦,你好, 我还以为你们总是穿著企鹅似的燕尾服呢 Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats.
通常是的 Usually we do.
不过我刚换了衣准备回家 But I was just, uh-- just changed to go home.
只是顺便来问一下 And, um, then I thought I'd take this final call.
太好了,不介意的话,我正想要些东西 Oh, great. If you don't mind, I would like something too.
麻烦你送些非常非常冷的水来好吗? Could you bring me up some really, really cold water?
我找找看吧 I'll see what I can do.
-越冷越好 -没问题,保证很冰凉 -Still, not sparkling. -Absolutely.Ice-cold still water.
当然,除非英国不允许给客房提供冷水
Unless, of course, it's illegal in the U.K. to serve beverages below room temperature.
我可不希望 你为了满足我一时的兴致而进监狱
I wouldn't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim now.
-不,我确信这不会有问题 -谢谢 -我--
-No, I'm sure it's fine. -Thank you. -I--
嘿,还有一件事, 麻烦你把这些脏盘子和垃圾带走好吗? Hey, one more thing. Could you adios these dirty dishes and take out that trash too?
好的 Uh-- Right.
不,不,不用--不要这么做 No. No. Um, don't-- don't-- don't do that.
我想打扫卫生并不是他的工作 I don't think it's his job to clear.
哦,对不起,对不起, 你叫什么,夥计? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's your name, man?
伯尼 Bernie.
听我说,伯尼 Oh, listen, Bernie.
谢谢你,真是非常感谢 Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Hey, you. [ Nervous Chuckle ]
告诉我,告诉我,我来这你感到高兴吗? So, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise?
-当然高兴 -哦,你这个骗子.她讨厌惊喜 -Good surprise. -Oh, you're such a liar.
你想要些什么? She hates surprises. Hey, what areyou gonna order?
-什么? -告诉他你想要些什么? -Huh? -From him. What are you gonna order?
我还没想好 Um, I haven't decided yet.
哦,好吧,别点太多 Oh, well, don't overdo it.
我可不想有人说: "那个著名男演员有个肥胖女友" I don't want people saying, "There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend."
我该走了 I should leave.
遇上这种情形真是很尴尬 This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我不知道... I don't know...
该说什么 what to say.Well,
我想,唔 I think, um,
通常是说"再见" "good-bye" is traditional.
~
~ 我想起年轻的岁月 ~ ~ I can think of younger days ~
~ 为自己而活的时候 ~ ~ When living for my life ~
~ 任何事 ~ ~ Was everything~
~ 可以随心所欲 ~ ~ A man could want to do ~
~ 我从不考虑 ~ ~ I could never see ~
~ 明天 ~ ~ Tomorrow ~
~ 没人告诉我 ~ ~ I was never told~
~ 什么是忧伤 ~ ~ About the sorrow ~
~ 而且 ~ ~ And~
~ 你怎能修复 ~ ~ How can you mend~
~ 一颗破碎的心 ~ ~ A broken heart ~
~ 你怎么能阻止雨丝淅淅而落 ~ ~ How can you stop the rain from falling down ~
~ 告诉我你如何去阻止 ~ ~ Tell me how can you stop ~
~ 来自太阳的光芒 ~ ~ That old sun from shining ~
~ 怎样让这个世界 ~ ~ What makes the world~
~ 不再运转 ~ ~ Go round~
别这样 -~ And~ -Come on.
说出来
-~ How can you mend~~ -Open up.
是我,斯派克 This is me. Spikey.
我知道你受了很大的精神打击 I'm in contact with some quite important spiritual vibrations.
来吧,说给我听听 Come on. Hit me with it.
有个女孩-- -There's this girl-- -Aha.
我就知道和女人有关,很好 See, I been gettin' a female vibe. Good.
继续说,好朋友 Speak on, dear friend.
她是那种... She's someone who...
不可能属于我的人 can't be mine, and, uh,
这就像瘾君子永远再买不到毒品一样 it's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.
我打开潘多拉魔盒,但里面只有麻烦 I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside.
Mmm.
没错 Yeah.
麻烦 Tricky.
我上学时就认识一个叫潘多拉的女孩 I knew a girl at school called Pandora.
尽管从没看到过她的私处(盒子) Never got to see her box, though. [ Chuckling ]
好了 Right.
好了,谢谢,这很有帮助 Right. Thanks. That's very helpful. [Spike Laughing]
你不知道她有男朋友? You didn't know she had a boyfriend?
不知道 No. No.
怎么?你们早就知道? Why? Did you?
该死,我真不敢相信 Bloody hell. I don't believe it.
我这辈子就毁在不看八卦杂志上了 My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello magazine.
面对现实吧,这根本是毫无指望的 Let's face facts. This was always a no-win situation.
安娜是...个女神 Anna's... a goddess.
你该知道凡人爱上神会有什么结果 You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.
-死无葬身之地? -无一幸免 - Buggered, is it? - Every time.
但不要绝望,我有办法解决你的问题 But don't despair. I think I have the solution to your problems.
-是吗? -她叫泰莎 -Really? -Mm-hmm.Her name is Tessa,
她在公证部门工作 and she works in the contracts department.
我承认她的发型是老式的卷发 The hair, I admit, is unfashionably frizzy,
但她小巧可爱, 而且接吻时就像是死囚区的慕男狂 but she's bright as a button and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row.
一看就知道 Apparently. [ Others Laughing]
[Doorbell Ringing]
试试看 Now... try.
我完全迷路了 [ Tessa ] I got completely lost.
很难找不是吗?每个地方都写著"肯辛顿" It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word "Kensington" in it.
肯辛顿公园大道,肯辛顿花园, 该死的肯辛顿公园、花园 Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden.
-泰莎,这是贝拉,我太太 -你好 -Tessa, this is Bella,my wife. -Hello.
-你坐的是轮椅 -没错 -You're in a wheelchair. -That's right.
这个是威廉 And this is William.
-你好,威廉 -嗨 -Hello, William. -Hi.
-马克经常跟我提起你 -是吗? -Max has told me everything about you. -Has he?
是的,你是个淘气的家伙 Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy.
-要酒吗? -哦,是的,谢谢 -Wine? -Oh, yes, please.
来吧,威利,一醉方休 (威利是昵称,一般只有亲朋好友才用) Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed.
-红酒白酒? -红酒 -Red or white? -Red.
克赛 Keziah.
-要丘鹬肉吗? -不,谢谢,我是果食主义者 -Some woodcock? -No, thank you.I'm a fruitarian.
Ah.
什么是果食主义者? What is a fruitarian, exactly?
我们相信水果和蔬菜是有感觉的 We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings,
煮熟它们太残忍 so we think cooking is cruel.
我们只吃从树上自然掉落的东西 We only eat things that have fallen from the tree or bush,
那说明它们已经死亡 that are, in fact, dead already.
啊,哦,是的 Ah. Oh, right.
是的 Right.
那么,这些胡萝 呢? So, um, these carrots?
-是被谋杀的 -谋杀? -Have been murdered, yes. -Murdered.
可怜的老胡萝 ,这真-- Poor old carrots. That's--
真残忍 That's beastly.
咖啡真不错 Delicious coffee.
我知道小羊肉没做好 I'm sorry about the lamb. [ Laughing ]
不,我觉得它...真的...还不错 No. I thought it was... really... interesting.
不错就表示难吃 Interesting means inedible.
真的很难吃,你说得不错 Really inedible. Yes, you're right. [Max And Bella Laughing]
[ Both Laughing ]
也许我们能再见面 Well, maybe we'll meet again.
是,是,那会-- Yeah, yeah. That'll be, uh--
很不错 be great.
再见 Bye.
怎样? Well?
很好 Perfect.
非常理想 Absolutely perfect.
你想说什么? And?
我想你们早忘了彼此间曾有过的特殊经历 I think you've forgotten what an unusual situation you two have.
要找到一个你爱她她也爱你的人 To find someone you actually... love, who'll love you.
机会微乎其微 The chances are always minuscule.
拿我来说,除了那个美国人 Look at me. Apart from the American,
我只爱过两个女人,全都以失败告终 I've only loved two girls, both total disasters.
-不能这么说 -其中一个嫁给了我,然后离开... -That's not fair. -One of them marries me, then leaves me...
快得你来不及说 "印第安纳-琼斯"(哈里森-福特经典之作) faster than you can say "Indiana Jones. "
而另一个-- 必须承认她的选择是对的-- And the other-- who seriously ought to have known better--
却嫁给了我最好的朋友 casually marries my best friend.
-但她还爱著你 -用"柏拉图"的方式 -She still loves you, though. -In a depressingly asexual way.
实№上我不会对你有性幻想 -I never fancied you much, actually. -[ Chuckling ]
上帝啊 Oh, God. [Laughing]
我爱过你,你很幽默,但... I loved you. You were terribly funny, but...
我受不了你吻我的耳朵 all that kissing my ears.
我真不敢相信,这比不说出来更糟 I don't believe it. This is just getting worse.
我该在这沙发上坐上三十年来作反省 I shall find myself 30 years from now still sitting on this sofa.
-在这过夜吗? -为什么不呢? -Do you wanna stay? -Yeah. Why not?
反正家里只有个自渎成瘾的家伙等我 All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.
我们走 Here we go.
-晚安 -晚安 Good night. Night.
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
-少陪 -没关系
罪过,真是罪过 Guilty. Very, very guilty.
看来是这样 So it seems.
[Dog Barking]
(安娜-斯科特丑闻)
[Doorbell Ringing]
嗨 Hi.
我能进去吗? Can I come in?
请进 Come in.
那是多年前拍的 They were taken years ago.
我知道-- I know it was--
但当时我很穷...这种事很常见 But I was poor and... it happens a lot.
这不是找借口 That's not an excuse. I just--
但事情变得糟糕起来 But to make matters worse,
现在被公开似乎是... it now appears as though...
拍照时也被录了像 someone was filming me as well.
所以那次拍照... So what was a stupid...
非常愚蠢,现在看来就像色情电影 photo shoot, now looks like a porn film.
那些照片被公开出售,已经是... The pictures have been sold, and they're just...
无处不在了 everywhere.
我不知道该上哪 I didn't know where to go.
饭店被围得水泄不通 The hotel's surrounded.
虽然已经过去了几个月,但-- I know it's been months, but--
来这里就对了 This is the place.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我只在伦敦... I'm just in London...
呆两天,但因为你们的报纸 for two days, but what with your papers,
这里成了最可怕的地方 it's the worst place to be. [Sniffling ]
那些模糊暧昧的照片太可怕了 These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy.
让我看起来就像-- It makes me look like--
别去想它了 Don't think about it.
我们能澄清的 We'll sort it out.
你 要什么?茶? What would you like? Tea?
洗个澡? Bath?
洗个澡很不错 A bath would be great. [DoorSlams]
哦,我的天啊 Oh, Christ alive!
妙不可言,难以置信 Brilliant. Fantastic.
太爽了 Magnificent.
你一定是斯派克 You must be Spike.
[ Exhaling ]
-嗨 -只是... -Hi. -Just...
证实一下 checkin'.
感谢上帝
上次我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry about last time.
我并不知道他会来 -Oh-- -He just flew in. I had no idea.
-没什么 -我也不知道他是否还会突然出现 -All right. -In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again.
这种机会并不是时常都有, 能为好莱坞的当红影星收拾盘子 It's not often one has the opportunity to adios...
the plates of a major Hollywood film star.
让我受宠若惊 It was, um-- It was thrilling for me.
他现在怎么样? So how is he?
我不知道 I don't know.
问题的关键在於我忘了 为什么会和他走到一起 It just got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together.
有女朋友了吗? And you and love?
哦,这可问住我了 Oh, well, there's a question, um,
没有什么满意的答案 without an interesting answer.
我曾考虑过你 I have thought about you.
那只是... -Oh. -It's just that...
每次我试著保持... anytime I've tried to keep...
和一个普通人交往时... anything normal with a person that was...
结果都是一塌糊涂 normal, it's just been a disaster.
我感到很荣幸,真的 Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely.
那是什么,是你的新片吗? So what is that, a film you're doing?
周二在洛杉矶开拍 Um, start in L.A. on Tuesday.
想要我帮你对台词吗? Would you like me to take you through your lines?
你想吗?这可是无休止的对白 -Would you? 'Cause it's all talk, talk, talk.
拿过来 Hand it over.
大概内容是什么? Right. Um, basic plot?
我演一个 难以相处但很能干的年轻警员... I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer...
要在二十分钟内解除核危机拯救世界 who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world from nuclear disaster.
很好,记得不错 Mm-hmm. Okay. Well done, you.
"总部来电,你想让他们发送到H.K.吗?" "Message from Command. Would you like them to send in the H.K.'s?"
"不,转到T.R.S., 告诉他们我们 要雷达侦测 No. Turn over four T.R.S.'s, and tell them we need radar feedback...
"在K.F.T.从1900返回之前 before the K.F.T.'s return at 1900.
"通知五角大楼我们 要'黑星'掩护 从1000到1215的范围 Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover from 1000 through 1215.
"如果你敢指出我犯了多少错, 我会用橄榄扔你" And if you say one word about how many mistakes I made, I'll peltyou with olives.
-"非常好,长官,我会腾出那条跑道" -"谢谢" -"Very well, Captain. I'll pass that on straightaway." -Thank you.
-我记错了多少处? -十一处 -How many mistakes did I make? -Eleven.
-该死的."温赖特--" -卡赖特 -Damn it. And, Wainwright-- -Cartwright.
"卡赖特,温赖特,不管你叫什么, 我答应过小吉米... Cartwright, Wainwright, whateveryour name is, I promised little Jimmy...
"要回家替他庆祝生日, 告诉他也许我要晚些回去 I'd be home for his birthday, so could you get a message to him that I may be late.
"没问题,那么,小强尼呢?" Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?
-"我"儿子叫强尼? -是的 -My son's name is Johnny? -Yep.
-"也给他带个口信" -"我尽力而为,长官 -Then get a message to him too. -"I'll do what I can, Captain,
"但我不能保证什么" but I can't promise anything. "
然后卡赖特走了 -And Cartwright goes. -[ Exhales ]
-你觉得怎么样? -不错,虽然不是简-奥斯汀的作品 What do you think? Gripping. It's not Jane Austen,
也不是亨利-詹姆斯的,但...还不错 it's not Henry James, but it's... gripping.
-你觉得我该演亨利-詹姆斯的作品? -你肯定会演得很好 - Think I should do Henry James instead? - You would be brilliant,
而这个作者--写得--也相当不错 but this writer-- writers-- they're pretty damn good too.
绝不会有人在"鸽翼"上说什么 You never get anyone on Wings of the Dove saying,
"通知五角大楼我们 要掩护" "Inform the Pentagon we need Black Star cover."
更可怜的是我还要读它 For me the book is the poorer for it.
真不敢相信你有那幅画 I can't believe you have that picture.
你喜欢夏加尔(俄裔画家)? You like Chagall?
是的,这画让人感觉到爱将要-- I do. It feels like how love should be--
飘过暗蓝色的天空 floating through a dark blue sky.
还有那只山羊,在拉著小提琴 With a goat, playing a violin.
是的 Well, yes.
没有拉提琴的羊就表现不出快乐了 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.
你有双大脚 You have big feet.
是的,一直都是 Yes. Yes, always have had.
知道大脚意味什么吗?
不知道,意味什么? No. What's that?
脚大 Uh, big feet,
鞋...也大 large... shoes.
[ Laughing ]
这件事对我刺激很大, 现在每当想到暴露镜头我就烦躁不安 The thing that is so irritating is that now I'm so fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.
合同真的有要求你暴露的条款吗? You actually have... clauses in your contract about nudity?
非常明确:"可以要求演员暴露臀沟 上半部分,但不是完全暴露 Definitely. "You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek."
如果 要使用替身... Or if there's a stunt bottom being used...
"演员必须事先徵得同意" "artist must have full consultation."
-你有个替身? -我可以有... -You have a stunt bottom? -I could have...
-一个替身,是的 -人们的兴趣在於... -a stunt bottom, yes. -Are people tempted to go for...
-比自己的好看的臀部? -没错 -better bottoms than their own? -Yeah.
我就是这样,这是个重要的部位 [ Chuckling ] I mean, I would. This is important stuff.
这是工作中该诅咒的部分不是吗? 我们该怎么填写护照? It's one hell of a job, isn't it? What do you put on your passport?
"职业:梅尔-吉布森的屁股" "Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom." [ Chuckling ]
实№上梅尔不会用替身 Actually, Mel does his own ass work.
-不错 -他干嘛要用呢? -Right. -Why wouldn't he?
-毫无必要 -美味无比 -Absolutely. -It's delicious.
冰淇淋还是梅尔-吉布森的臀部? The ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom?
都是,旗鼓相当 Both. Equally.
但你用不著两者都舔吧? But you wouldn't necessarily lick both?
可不,条件真苛刻 Well, this is tart. [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]
毛绒绒的 And fuzz-free.
这里就是-- And, uh--
卧室,有干净被单 Bedroom. There's clean sheets.
今天非常愉快 Today's been a good day,
在这种糟糕的情形下...真没想到 which in the circumstances is... unexpected.
谢谢 Thank you.
不管怎样 Anyway, um,
该上床了 time for bed.
或者上沙发 Or sofa bed.
晚安 Good night.
[ Clock Ticking]
[Dog Barking]
[Stairs Creaking, Footfalls ]
老天 Oh, my God.
喂? Hello?
你好 Hello.
-斯派克 -我可以给你一点建议吗? -Spike. -I wonder if I could have a little word.
-当然 -我不是想干涉你或是别的 -Right. -I don't want to interfere or nothin',
但她刚和她男朋友分手,是不是? but she's just split up from her boyfriend, right?
-也许吧 -现在她在你这里 -Maybe. -And she's in your house.
-是的 -而且你们进展得不错 -Yes. -And you get on very well.
-是的 -这是不是,可能 -Yes. -Well, isn't this, perhaps,
是个好机会... a nice opportunity to...
和她上床 slip her one.
老天,斯派克,这是趁人之危 Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip.
我觉得你在错过机会
-我去的话你不介意吧? -斯派克 -Do you mind if I have a go? -Spike!
-好吧 -我早上再和你谈 -Okay. -I'll talk to you in the morning.
那就晚了,不过好吧 Okay. Might be too late, but okay.
[Footfalls]
[Footfalls End]
[Footfalls Resume ]
拜托,走开 [ Groans ] Please, sod off.
-好的,好的 -不,不,不 -Okay. All right. -No. No, no!
等等,我以为你是,唔,另一个人 Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else.
我以为是斯派克,很高兴不是他 I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not.
[ Whispers ] Wow.
怎么? What?
没什么 Nothing.
这太意外了 It does strike me as,
想不到我能看到你的裸体 well, surreal that I'm allowed to see you naked.
-所有的人都可以 -对不起 -You and every person in this country. -I'm sorry.
男人到底怎样看待裸体? What is it about men and nudity, huh?
尤其是胸部 Particularly breasts.
你们怎么那么感兴趣呢? -How can you be so interested in them? -Well--
说真的,那只是胸部罢了 But, seriously, they're just breasts.
世上所有的性都有 Every second person in the world has them.
实№上不像你想的这样简单, 大胸部的确很漂亮 More than that, actually, when you think about it. Meat Loaf has a very nice pair.
但它们不单是用来看的 [ Chuckling ] But they're odd-looking.
你母亲给你喂过奶 They're for milk. Your mother has them.
你见过无数次胸部, 有什么好大惊小怪的呢? You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about?
我真的记不起是什么样子了 Actually, I can't think what it is, really.
还是看看再说 Let me just have a quick look.
不是,不是,罚我好了 Nope, nope. Beats me. [ Laughing ]
丽塔-海沃思(著名影星)曾说过 Rita Hayworth used to say,
"他们睡梦中和吉尔达在一起, 醒来却看到我" "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me."
-吉尔达是谁? -她扮演的最有名的角色 -Who was Gilda? -Her most famous part.
男人为之梦寐以求 Men went to bed with the dream,
当他们醒来看到演员本人时会感到失望 and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality.
你有这种感觉吗? Do you feel that way?
今早你比以往更可爱 You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.
我很快就回来 I'll be right back.
在床上吃早餐 Breakfast in bed.
可能是早午餐,可能是午餐 -Oh. -Or it's brunch or lunch or something.
上帝 My God.
我能多留一会吗? Can I stay a bit longer?
永远留下吧 Stay forever.
好啊,哦,忘了拿果酱 Okay. Oh. Forgot the jam.
[Doorbell Ringing]
我去拿果酱,你去开门 I'll get the jam, you get the door.
[Shutters Clicking, Reporters Clamoring]
我的天 Jesus Christ.
什么? What?
是什么? What is it?
-没什么,真的 -肯定有什么 -Nothing, really. -You're up to something.
安娜,千万不要 -Anna, no, please! -[ Clamoring]
老天,他们拍到你穿成这样的照片 My God. And they got a picture of you dressed like that.
是的 Yes.
晨衣是这样的 Undressed like this, yeah.
-早,亲爱的 -是我,那些记者在这 -Morning, darling ones. -It's me.The press are here.
不,有好几百个 No, there are hundreds of them.
我自以为聪明的做法其实很蠢 My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know.
我知道,我知道,快点过来 I know. I know. Just get over here.
该死 Damn it.
-我不想出去 -为什么? -Um, I wouldn't go outside. -Why not?
别管是为什么 -Just take my word for it. -Oh.
[ Clamoring ]
我看起来怎么样?不坏嘛 How did I look? Not bad.
一点都不差,内裤很合身 Not at all bad. Well-chosen briefs, I'd say.
姑娘们喜欢灰色 Chicks love gray.
漂亮结实的屁股 Nice firm buttocks.
你还好吧? How are you doing?
你觉得我会好吗? How do you think I'm doing?
-我不知道怎么回事 -我知道 -I don't know what happened. -I do.
你那位好朋友为了钱 向媒体透露了我的下落 Your furry friend thought he'd make a buck or two telling the papers where I was.
-不会的 -是吗?整个英国的媒体一觉醒来... That's not true. Really? The entire British press got up this morning...
就都知道安娜-斯科特在哪 and thought, "I know where Anna Scott is.
"她在诺丁山一幢有蓝色门的房子里" She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill."
然后是你穿著该死的内衣裤走出去 Then you go out in your goddamn underwear!
-我也穿著内裤就出去了 -出去 -I went out in my goddamn underwear too. -Get out!
对不起 Sorry.
-我很抱歉- -再没有比这更糟的了 -I'm so sorry. -This is such an unbelievable mess.
我来你这避风头反而惹来了更多是非 I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip,
我现在再次陷入了大麻烦 and now I've landed in it all over again.
看在上帝的份上,我找了个男朋友 For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend!
-是吗? -在他们看来就是这样 -You have? -As far as they're concerned I do. Yes.
明天他们就会把你的照片... And now, tomorrow, there'll be pictures of you...
登上从这到非洲的每一份报纸 in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu!
我知道,但... I know that, but...
-让我冷静一下 -你可以冷静 just let's stay calm. You can stay calm!
这对你来说再理想不过了 This is a perfect situation foryou, isn't it?
可以无限放大 Minimum input, maximum publicity.
走到哪都有人说"干得漂亮 Everywhere you go, people will say, "Well done, you.
你和那个演员睡觉,我们看到照片了 You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures."
-我可太冤枉了 -一点也不 -That is spectacularly unfair. -That's yours.
大家会希望从那个干了安娜-斯科特... Maybe it'll even help business. Buy a boring book about egypt...
-的人手上买本书 -等等 -from the guy that screwed Anna Scott. -Stop!
等等,求你了 Stop! I beg you!
冷静点,喝杯茶怎么样? Calm down. How about a cup of tea?
我不要什么茶 I don't want a goddamn cup of tea.
我只想回家 I just wanna go home. [Doorbell Ringing]
斯派克,看看是谁,求求你穿上衣服 Spike, see who that is, and put some clothes on, for God's sake.
似乎有车来接我了 [ Clamoring] Looks like a chauffeur to me.
斯派克这下名利双收了 Spike owes you an expensive dinner or holiday,
全亏了有这份曝料的收入 depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.
肯定不是这样,等一下 That is not true. Wait a minute.
你反应过度了 This is crazy behavior.
我们不能一笑了之吗? Can't we just laugh about all this?
说真的,想想世上的大事,这不算什么 Seriously. In the huge sweep of things, this stuff doesn't matter.
接下来他该说苏丹还有人挨饿了 What he's gonna say next is there's people starving in the Sudan.
就是. 我们用不著扯那么远 There are! We don't have to go anywhere near that far.
我最好的朋友掉下楼梯摔断了脊骨... My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back...
她的下半生都要在轮椅上渡过 and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
我们可以看开一点 All I'm asking for is a normal amount of perspective.
说得不错,的确是这样 You're right. Of course, you're right.
我面对这些垃圾有十年了 It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years.
你只经历了十分钟 You've had it for ten minutes.
我们的视角完全不同 Our perspectives are very different.
今天的报纸明天就进了废纸箱 Today's newspapers will be lining tomorrow's wastepaper bin.
-什么? -要知道 -Excuse me? -You know.
只不过是一天 It's just one day.
到明天,今天的报纸就全给扔了 Tomorrow, today's papers will all have been thrown out.
你真的不明白这些 You really don't get it.
这个故事会进入档案 This story will be filed.
每次有人写我的事就会翻出这些照片来 Every time anyone writes anything about me, they'll dig up these photos.
媒体永远不会忘记 Newspapers last forever.
我会永远为此后悔 I'll regret this forever.
不错 Right.
我会有相反的感觉 I will feel the opposite,
只要是你的正面报道,还有 if that's okay by you, and, uh,
会一直为你曾留下来过而高兴 always be glad that you... came to stay.
不过,你也许是对的 But, um, you're probably right.
你最好快走 You better go.
[Doorbell Ringing]
[ Clamoring ]
是不是你? Was it you?
也许我在酒吧时跟人说过 I may have told a few people down in the pub.
没错 Right.
~ 她离去时带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 她走时带走了温暖 ~ ~ It's not warm when she's away ~
~ 她离去时带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 她总是去得那么遥远 ~ ~ And she's always gone too long~
~ 每次当她离去 ~ ~ Anytime she goes away ~
~ 她离去时带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 她离去时带走了温暖 ~ ~ It's not warm when she's away ~
~ 她的离去带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain 't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 她总是去得那么遥远 ~ ~ And she's always gone too long ~
~ 每次她的离去 ~ ~ Anytime she goes away ~
~ 想知道她这次去哪 ~ ~ Wonder this time where she's gone ~
~ 想知道她是否一去不回 ~ ~ Wonder if she's gone to stay ~
~ 她离去时带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain 't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 这房子不再是家 ~ ~ And this house just ain 't no home ~
~ 每次当她离去 ~ ~ Anytime she goes away ~
~ 她离去时带走了阳光 ~ ~ Ain 't no sunshine when she's gone ~
~ 这房子不像是家 ~ ~ And this house just ain 't no home ~
~ 每次当她离去 ~ ~ Anytime she goes away ~
~ 每次当她离去 ~~ ~ Anytime she goes away ~~
我带了些东西给你,你肯定会非常喜欢 Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much,
在我的后半生你会每天都想拥抱我 you will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life.
是吗,是什么? Blimey. What is it? [ Sighing ]
安娜在伦敦的代理人的电话... Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London...
还有纽约代理人的 and her agent in New York.
你时刻都在想念她, 现在可以给她打电话了 Listen, you think about her all the time. Now you can ring her.
是的,太好了,谢谢 Yeah. Brilliant. Thanks.
晚上见.嘿,马丁,好性感的外套 I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi.
[ Tapping On Glass]
大家好,我有些话要说 Shh! Hello! I have a little speech to make.
我不站起来是因为我有心无力 I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered. [ Laughing ]
一年前的今天, 这个男人在伦敦开了这家餐馆 Exactly a year ago today, this man here started the finest restaurant in London.
非常感谢大家 Hear, hear. Thank you very much.
不幸的是没人来这里用餐 Unfortunately, no one ever came to eat here.
这不足挂齿 It's a tiny hiccup. [ Laughing ]
所以从下周起我们不得不面对现实 And so we have to face the fact that from next week,
我们得另找地方用餐了 we must find somewhere new to eat.
我只想告诉东尼,用不著太灰心 I just want to say to Tony, don't take it personally.
不如意的事我想得更多, 人生不如意事常八九 The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life.
没人知道为什么 有些事能解决,有些事却不能 No one knows why some things work out and some things don't.
为什么我们有些人幸运而有些人-- Why some of us get lucky and some of us--
-被炒鱿鱼 -什么? - Get fired. - What?
-不 -是的,似乎他们换掉了整个班子... - No! - Yeah, well, it seems they're shifting the whole outfit...
更关注新兴市场 much more towards the emerging markets.
当然,我纯粹是废物,所以-- And, of course, well, I was total crap, so--
为伯尼,世上最差劲的股票经纪人干杯 A toast to Bernie, the worst stockbroker in the whole world.
多谢,还有东尼,最差劲的餐馆老板 I thank you. And Tony, the worst restaurateur.
东尼和伯尼,都是废物...糟糕的一对 Tony and Bernie. Both crap... The terrible two.
在他们各自的行业中 in their own special ways.
[ Chattering]
既然这是个发布会 Since it's an evening of announcements,
我也说件事好了 uh, I've also got one.
我决定订婚了 Um, I've decided to get engaged.
我找到了一个 人好但有些不中看的家伙... I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke...
他知道怎么能让我的下半辈子过得快乐 who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life.
等等,我是说,我-- Wait a sec. I mean, I--
我是你哥哥,可这事我一无所知,他-- I'm your brother. I don't know anything about this. Is he--
他能养活自己吗? Is he financially viable? [ Chuckling ]
他是个艺术家...前途无量 He's an artist... with brilliant prospects.
-你肯定知道,但一直瞒著我 -没有,我发誓 -This is a secret you've been keeping from me. -[Bella ] No, I swear!
顺便说一下,就是你 [ Whispering ] By the way, it's you.
-我? -你觉得如何? -Me? -What do you think?
Well, yeah.
太好了 Groovy.
对不起,还有什么事要宣布吗? Excuse me. Are there any more announcements?
实№上,还有 Well, actually, yes.
我想我该向所有人道歉... I feel I should apologize to everyone...
因为我过去六个月的表现 for my behavior over the last six months.
就像你们知道的,一直有些消沉 I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth.
这说法太保守了,应该说是行尸走肉 There's an understatement. There are dead people on better form.
但我希望能作出改变从头来过 But I just wish to make it clear that I've turned a corner,
并且从今往后都要快快乐乐的生活 and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy.
~ [Piano ] ~
~ 我的爱不在了 ~ ~ Without a love of my own ~
~ 忧郁的月亮 ~ ~ Blue moon ~ ~ Ba-boom, ba-boom ~
~ 你知道我想要什么 ~ ~ You knew just what I was there for ~
天啊,我醉得真厉害 Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk.
~ 你听到我在祈求什么 ~ ~ You heard me saying a prayer for ~
过来 Come here. ~ Ba-boom, ba-boom ~
~ 那个我真正关心的人 ~ ~ Someone I really could care for ~
你真的想通了? -So you've laid the ghost? -~ Wah, wah, wah, wah ~
-我相信是的 -不会再提那倒霉的名女人吧? -I believe I have. -Don't give a damn about the famous girl?
不,不,我想不会 ~ [ Continues Indistinct ] No. No, I don't think I do.
那表示你不会再为她的消息而心烦, 包括她已回到伦敦... Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London...
获得了奥斯卡奖, 以及目前正在汉普提希兹拍片 grasping her Oscar and currently to be found filming, most days, on Hampstead Heath.
老天,不会吧 Oh, God, no.
看来还是忘不了她 So not over her, in fact.
[Laughter]
- 要帮忙吗? -是的,我-- -Can I help you? -Yeah, I'm, um--
-我要找安娜-斯科特 -她知道你会来吗? -I'm looking for Anna Scott. -Does she know you're coming?
不,不,她不知道 No. No, uh, she doesn't.
-恐怕我不能让你过去 -是的 -I'm afraid I can't let you through, sir. -Right.
不过我确实是她的朋友,不是疯子 I mean, I am actually a friend. I'm not a lunatic, but--
-你用不著太-- -恕我无法通融,先生 -No, you basically, er-- -Can't let you through, sir.
-这是-- -我昨天才知道你在这 -Well, this is-- -I only found out you were here yesterday.
-我想打电话的,可-- -安娜 -I was going to call,but I-- -[ Woman ] Uh, Anna.
就来 Yes. Um--
现在不太方便,我们今天要杀青 Things aren't going very well, and it's our last day.
没关系,看得出你很忙 Absolutely, yeah. You're clearly very busy.
不过,如果你能等的话 But if-- if you could wait,
有些...事要跟你说 there are...things to say.
好的 Okay.
喝杯茶,这有的是茶 Drink tea. There's lots of tea.
过来看看吧 Come and have a look.
你是亨利-詹姆斯的拥趸? Are you a fan of Henry James?
-这是他的本子吗? -是的 -This is a Henry James film? -Yeah.
这是哈利 This is, uh, Harry.
他会给你一副耳机让你听听对白 He'll give you a pair of headphones so you can hear the dialogue.
-非常感谢 -不客气 -Thank you very much. -No problem.
-嗨 -嗨,拿著 -Hi. -Hi. Here we go.
-音量调节在边上,坐吧 -谢谢 -Volume's on the side. There. Have a seat. -Thank you.
我们住在这么个乱糟糟的地方 [ Man Through Headphones ] We are living in cloud cuckoo land.
-我们今天肯定拍不完 -必须拍完,我周二要去纽约 -We'll never get this done today. -[ Anna ] We've got to. I have to be in New York on Thursday.
别炫耀了,老天,那真是个大屁股 Oh, stop showing off. God, that's an enormous ass.
-我没听到 -不过说真的,这不正确 -I'm not listening. -But seriously,it's not fair.
有太多可怜的年轻人得了厌食症 So many tragic young teenagers with anorexia,
和那些大屁股女人呆在一起, 那姑娘的臀部确实值得她自豪 and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well share around...
with at least ten other women and still be big-bottomed.
我在想,看著如此美好的事物... I would think, looking at something nice like that,
你那...露骨的有关臀部的借口... you and your... bony little excuse for an arse...
该被警告保持安静 would be well advised to keep quiet.
还是说正事吧,最后一场戏 Now down to business. The end of the scene.
你告诉大家时我问你,然后你说-- Um, I ask you when you're telling everyone, and you say--
明天很快就到了 Um, tomorrow will be soon enough.
接下来我--好的 And then I-- Right. Okay.
你刚才和他说过话, 显得怯生生的那个家伙是什么人? Say, who was that rather diffident chap I saw you talking to round the back?
没有啊 No one.
只是以前认识罢了,我-- Just some guy from the past. I--
这真的有点尴尬,我不知道他来这干什么 It's a bit of an awkward situation, really. I don't know what he's doing here.
当然 'Course.
谢谢,我得-- Thanks. I've got to, um--
随时来 Any time.
[Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, can we have you on your first marks?
On yourfirst marks!
我讨厌在你工作的时候打扰你 Uh, I-I do hate to disturb you whilst you're cooking the books,
但是有人送东西给你 but, uh, there's a delivery for you.
马丁,你就不能代我签收一下吗? Martin, really. Can't you just do it yourself?
可这不是店里的事,是你个人的 N-- But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you.
好吧,告诉我,如果我雇用一块湿抹布 Right. Okay. Tell me. If I employ a wet rag,
我是不是该付给它和你一样多的报酬? would I have to pay it as much as I pay you?
嗨 Hi.
-你好 -你不辞而别了 -Hello. -You disappeared.
我只是不想再打扰你 I had to leave. I didn't want to disturb.
-近来还好吗? -挺好,挺好 -How have you been? -Fine, fine.
基本上是老样子. 一旦有所改变... Everything much the same. When they change the law,
斯派克和我就会很快结婚 Spike and I will marry immediately.
我听说了你的消息 Whereas you, I've watched in wonder.
-你获了奖 -算了吧 -Awards, glory. -Oh, no.
那--那没太多意义,真的 It's-- It's all nonsense, believe me.
我不知道没有意义到什么程度,但... I'd no idea how much nonsense it was, but...
肯定毫无意义 nonsense it all is.
Well, um--
昨天是我们电影杀青的日子, 所以...我走开了 Yesterday was our last day of filming, so... I'm leaving.
不过-- But, um--
我从家里给你带来了这个 I brought this for you from home,
所以我来送给你 so I thought I'd give it to you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能-- Shall I--
不,现在别打开,我会觉得尴尬 Oh, no, don't open it now. I'll be embarrassed.
谢谢,我不知道是什么,但还是要谢谢你 Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, but thanks anyway.
它以前是放在我的公寓里, 我觉得你会-- Actually, I had it in my apartment, and I thought you'd--
但想要打电话时却不知该怎么说 But when it came to it, I didn't know how to call,
表现真是差劲 having behaved so badly.
太差劲了 Twice.
所以它一直被放在酒店里 So it's just been sitting in the hotel.
然后你来了...我想-- Then you came and... I figured--
事情是-- The thing is--
什么?什么事情? What? What is the thing?
想都不要想,快出去 Don't even think about it. Go away immediately.
-出去 -好的 -Go away. -Right.
抱歉 Sorry.
继续说好吗? You were saying?
好的 Yes.
我今天就要走,不过我... I have to go away today, but I...
想知道如果我没有... wondered if I didn't...
不管你是让我略作停留 whether you might let me see you a little,
还是...久留,也许吧 or... a lot, maybe.
想看看你是否还会喜欢我 See if you could like me again.
但昨天那个男演员问你我是谁时, 你表示已经成为过去了 But yesterday that actor asked you who I was, and you just dismissed me out of hand.
我听到了 I heard.
你戴著麦克风 -You had a microphone. -I had headphones.
你希望我告诉那个英国最轻浮的男人 有关我生活的真话吗? You expect me to tell the truth about my life to the most indiscreet man in england?
打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
你妈妈来的电话 It's your mother on the phone.
告诉她我会打给她好吗? Will you tell her I'll ring her back?
我试过但碰了钉子, 她说你之前就这么说 I've actually tried that tack, but she said you've said that once before,
但足足过了24小时... and it's now been about 24 hours...
脚都站肿了,现在成了紫中带黑的颜色 and the foot that was purple is now sort of blackish in color and--
好吧,好吧,来得可真是时候 Right, right. Yeah. Perfect timing, as ever.
马丁,帮我招呼一下 Martin, hold the fort a second.
好的,没问题 Uh,yes. All right.
我只想说-- Um, could I just say--
我觉得"人鬼情未了"是最棒的电影 [ Chuckles ] I thought Ghost was the most wonderful film.
-是吗? -哦,是的 -Is that right? -Oh, yes.
[ Chuckles ]
我一直想知道... Um, I've always wondered...
派屈克-施瓦兹在现实生活中是什么样子 what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life.
我不敢说我有多 解派屈克 I can't say that I know Patrick all that well.
他在拍片的时候不太友好吗? He wasn't that friendly during filming?
我相信他对黛米-摩尔很友善, 就是和他演对手戏的那个 Well, I'm sure he was friendly to Demi Moore, who acted with him in Ghost.
哦,哦,是的 Oh. Oh, right.
对不起 Sorry. [Nervous Chuckle ]
我总是这么糊里糊涂的 Always been a bit of an ass. [ Chuckling ]
总之-- Um, anyway-- Um--
很高兴见到你 Well, it was lovely to meet you.
我是你最最忠实的影迷 I'm a huge, huge fan of yours.
当然也是黛米的 And Demi's, ofcourse.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
没关系 That's fine.
陪审团考虑他们的裁决时 总是要暂时休庭的 There's always a pause when the jury goes out to consider their verdict.
安娜,听我说-- Anna, look, um--
我是个过於理智的傻瓜 I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke,
没有太多感情经历 not often in and out of love.
但是-- But, uh--
我能对你的提议... Can I just say no to your...
说不,就当没听到过吗? kind request and, uh, leave it at that?
当然 Yes.
好的,当然,我-- Fine. Of course. I--
当然 Of course.
那么我走了,很高兴能见到你 I'll just be going, then. It was nice to see you.
问题在於 The thing is,
和你在一起我真的...很冒险 with you I'm in real... danger.
这本该是个理想的局面 It seems like a... perfect situation,
除了你火爆的脾气之外,但... apart from that foul temper of yours, but...
我的心理承受能力,恐怕,会... my relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not...
受不了, 如果我... recover, uh, if I was...
再一次给扔在一边, 我能想像到会有什么后果 once again cast aside, as I would absolutely expect to be.
这里有你太多的照片,太多的电影 There are just too many pictures of you, too many films.
你一走,我肯定会... You'd go and I'd be, uh,
完蛋,差不多吧 well, buggered, basically.
这是真正否定的答覆不是吗? That really is a real no, isn't it?
我住在诺丁山,而你住在...比华利山 I live in Notting Hill. You live in... Beverly Hills.
世上所有人都知道你是谁 Everyone in the world knows who you are.
而我的名字我妈妈都记不住 My mother has trouble remembering my name.
好的 Fine.
没关系,你的决定是对的 Fine. Good decision. Good decision.
名气这东西并不太真实,你知道的 The fame thing isn't really real, you know.
而且别忘了我是-- And don't forget I'm--
我也只是个女人... I'm also just a girl...
站在一个男人面前... standing in front of a boy...
要求他爱她 asking him to love her.
再见 Good-bye.
你们怎么看?做得对吗? So what do you think? Good move?
是的,做得对 [ Honey ] Yeah, good move.
我是说,仔细想想,她也没什么特别 I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special.
我看过她脱裤子, 而且我很肯定瞥见了她的身体 I saw her taking her trousers down, and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
做得对,是的 Good decision, yeah.
所有的女演员都像蛇一样易怒 All actresses are as mad as snakes.
-东尼,你怎么想? -永远别再见她 -Tones, what do you reckon? -Never met her, never want to.
-很好,马克? -决不要相信素食主义者 -Brilliant. Max? -Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian.
很好,谢谢,很好 Great. Thanks. Brilliant.
我接到电话就来了,怎么回事? [ Panting ] I was called and I came. What's up?
威廉刚刚拒绝了安娜-斯科特 William's just turned down Anna Scott.
你这个蠢货 You daft prick.
不,不,不,实№上这相当明智 No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible.
那幅画是不是真迹? That painting isn't the original, is it?
我觉得应该是的 Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah.
但她说她希望和你约会 But she said she wanted to go out with you.
-是的 -那很不错 -Yeah. -Well, that's nice.
怎么? What?
你该知道 Well, you know,
有人说想和你约会总是件好事不是吗? anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it?
这... It was...
确实...很不错 sort of... sweet, actually.
我是说,我知道她是个女演员而且... Um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that...
不乏追求者,但... so she can... deliver a line, but, um,
她说过也许她是很出名 she said she might be as famous as can be,
但同时她也... but also that she was...
只是个女人... just a girl...
站在一个男人面前... standing in front of a boy...
要求他...爱她 asking him... to love her.
哦,真是愚蠢,我作了错误的决定是不是? Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I?
是的 Yeah.
马克,你的车有多快? Max, how fast is your car?
~ Hey ~ [ Horn Honks ]
-祝你好运 -如果有谁挡我们的路,我就对他不客气 -Good luck! -If anyone gets in our way, we have small nuclear devices.
-去哪? -先去里兹大饭店 -Where to? -All I can think is The Ritz.
-贝拉在哪? -她没来 -Where's Bella? -She's not coming.
-哦,真该死,伯尼,坐后面去 -什么? -Oh, sod that.Bernie, in the back. -What?
[ Chattering ]
马克,我没事 -~ So glad you made it~ -Max, I'm okay.
来吧,宝贝 -~ So gladyou made it~ -Come on, babe.
~ You gotta gimme some lovin'~
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~
~ Gimme some lovin'~ ~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~
你们走哪条路? -~ Gimme some lovin'~ -[ Bella ]Which way are you going?
先走肯辛顿教堂大道,再过桥走海德公园 Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner.
-不,那是疯了,走另一边 -好吧,那就走公园路 -No, crazy. Go along Bayswater. -That's right. Then Park Lane.
不,沿克伦威尔大道直走再转左 No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.
不 No! [ All Arguing ]
别吵了,我来决定怎么走,行吗? Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right?
抱歉,马克 Sorry, Max.
詹姆斯-邦德从没遇上过这种麻烦 -~ Hey ~ -James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.
~ Well, I feel so good everything is soundin' hot~
~ You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire ~
转右 -~ [ Continues ] -[ Bella ]Turn right!
-不行,这是单行道 -哦,该死的,掉头好了 -I can't. It's one way. -Oh, sod it.Do a U-turn.
[ Horns Honking ]
~ So gladyou made it~
太棒了 Brilliant! [ Laughing ]
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~ ~ Gimme some lovin'~
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~
太棒了,这真有意思 ~ Gimme some lovin' every day ~ Bloody hell, this is fun!
抱歉 ~ Hey ~~ Sorry.
你好,斯科特小姐是住这吗? Hi. Is Miss Scott staying here?
-不,先生 -弗琳斯东小姐呢? -No, sir. -How 'bout Miss Flintstone?
-没有,先生 -斑比呢? -No, sir. -Uh, Bambi?
-没有,先生 -或者-- -No, sir. -Or, um--
我不知道,比乌斯或者大头呢? I don't know. Beavis or Butt-head?
没有,先生 No, sir.
谢谢,谢谢 Thanks. Thanks.
有位帕克汉特斯小姐 There was a Miss Pocahontas,
但一小时前她结帐离开了 but she checked out about an hour ago.
我相信她回美国之前会在萨伏伊酒店... I believe she's holding a press conference at the Savoy...
开媒体发布会 before flying to America.
我们要飞过去 We have lift off.
[ Speaks Japanese ]
有Takiama的留言吗? You have message for Takiama?
我查查看,先生 I'll just check, sir.
~ [Resumes ]
~ Gimme some lovin'~ ~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~
~ Gimme some lovin' every day ~~
真该狠狠揍他们的屁股 Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.
停下,停下,停在那边,快走,走 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go!
慢点 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on! [ Horns Honking]
快来,不,等等 Come on! No! Wait there!
来,来,等等 Come on! Come on! Wait!
继续,过去,过去 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through!
你是我的英雄 You're my hero!
停下夥计 Whoa! Down boy.
~ Everybody should And I'm ~
~ So glad we made it ~
~ Hey, hey So glad we made it ~
~ You gotta gimme some lovin'~
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin'~ ~ Gimme some lovin '~
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin '~ ~ Gimme some lovin '~
~ Gimme, gimme some lovin '~
打搅 ~ Gimme, gimme some lovin '~~ Excuse me.
-什么事? -请问发布会会场在哪? Yes? Where's the press conference, please?
-你有记者证吗? -当然 Are you an accredited member of the press? Yep.
-这就是 -那是流行录像会员卡,先生 There you go. That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir.
没错,我是"在家"杂志社的 That's right. I work for their in-house magazine.
-我们负责电影栏目 -抱歉,先生 Movies Are Our Business. I'm sorry, sir.
-他是和我一起的 -你是? -He's with me. -And you are?
正在写伦敦的酒店如何对待伤残人士 Writing an article on how London hotels treat people in wheelchairs.
好的,夫人,在兰卡斯特会议室 Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room,
不过恐怕你们来晚了 though I'm afraid you're rather late.
快跑 Run!
[ Chattering ]
这是否意味著斯科特小姐 不会为下一部新片作宣传? [Man ] Does this mean that Miss Scott will not be publicizing her next film?
不,完全不是那个意思 No, it absolutely does not mean that.
她会继续履行她的合约 She'll be abiding by all her present commitments.
只不过明年会休息一年 She just won 't be making any more for the next year.
这部影片什么时候发行? [ Man #2 ] When will the film be released?
目前来说,计划是在美国举行首映... [ Publicist ] At the moment, the plan is to release in America...
大概是在秋末,另外... towards the end of the autumn, and...
这边要等到圣诞或是新年前后 over here around Christmas or early in the new year.
好了,多米尼克 Right! Dominic.
安娜,你还会在英国呆多久? Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U.K., then?
不再停留,今晚就走 No time at all. I leave tonight.
所以我们不得不尽快结束, 最后一轮提问,谢谢 Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.
那位小姐 Yes. Lady there.
你决定用一年的时间来休息... Is your decision to take a year off anything to do...
是否和杰夫有新女友的传闻有关? with the rumors about Jeff and his present leading lady?
-完全没有 -你相信这些传闻吗? -Absolutely not. -Do you believe the rumors?
这真的不再和我有任何关系 Well, it's really not my business anymore.
不过以我的经验来说, 与杰夫有关的传闻往往是真的 Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true.
[ Laughter ]
你上次来这里时,有些相当清楚的... Yeah. The last time you were here, there were some fairly graphic...
照片说明你和一个英国男人在一起 photographs taken of you with a young English guy.
那是怎么回事? So, uh, what happened there?
只是一个朋友,我想我们仍然是朋友 He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think.
好了,呃-- -[ Reporters Clamoring ] -Right, um--
穿粉红衬衣的先生 Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt.
斯科特小姐 Yes. Miss Scott,
有没有任何可能... are there any circumstances in which...
你们两个... the two of you...
在朋友基础上更进一步? might be more than just good friends?
我希望如此,不过,我...相信没有 I hoped there would be, but, no, I'm... assured there aren't.
-但你觉得如果-- -对不起,只能提一个问题,谢谢 -But what would you say if-- -I'm sorry. Just the one question, please.
不,没关系.你想问什么? No, it's all right. You were saying?
我只是想知道如果-- I was just wondering if, uh,
那个人发觉-- it turned out that this person, uh--
扎克,他叫扎克 [Man #3 ] Thacker. His name was Thacker.
谢谢,谢谢 Thanks, thanks. [ Laughter ]
我只想问如果... I just wondered whether if...
扎克先生意识到自己是个...呆头鸟... Mr. Thacker realized he'd been... a daft prick...
[Reporters Chattering]
跪在你面前并且...请求你重新考虑 and got down on his knees and... begged you to reconsider,
你会怎么做,会不会... whether you would, in fact, then...
重新考虑? reconsider?
[Audience Stops Talking]
是的,我相信我会 Yes, I believe I would. [Reporters Chattering]
这是条非常好的新闻 That's very good news. Um--
"马和猎犬"的读者无疑会非常高兴 The readers of Horse & Hound will be absolutely delighted.
[Laughter]
多米尼克,你能重复一下你的问题吗? Right. Uh, Dominic, if you'd like to ask your question again?
安娜,你打算在英国呆多久? Yeah? Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain?
无限期居留 Indefinitely.
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