==《茶煲表兄》第一季 第一集 == == 字幕製作︰ 英雄城霸主 ==
hi! Uncle Phil ! Man ! How are you doing? 嘿！ 菲尔叔叔！伙计！最近可好？
l am not your uncle Philip. 我不是你的菲尔普叔叔。
Myfault, man. l must have got the wrong crib. 这是我的错，伙计。 我肯定是进错了婴儿床（指房间）。
l didn't know there were so many brothers living in this neighborhood. 我不知道邻居家居然也住着这么多的弟兄。
We're doing all right, huh? 我们现在没事了，对吧？
You have the right house. I am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler. 你进对了房子。 我是杰弗里，你叔叔的管家。
Okay, well, I.... Cheerio and all that rot. OK，好吧，我。。。谢谢，再见。
Bring the horses round, would you? 骑马~转圈~，来一下？
If you will follow me... 如果你跟我。。。
I will show you to your room,Master William . 我会带你到你的房间，威廉主人。
Hey, man, it's cool if you just call me Will. 嗨，伙计，你如果叫我威尔的话会更酷一些。
Master William ... 威廉主人。。。
tradition dictates that a clean, unbreakable line... 传统决定了一根清晰的、牢不可破的线...
be drawn between a family and their butler. 画在了家族和他们的管家之间
Therefore, it is necessary for the operation of a household... 因此，它是一个家庭的运作所必需的...
that you address me as Geoffrey... 您称呼我为杰弗里...
and I, in turn, address you by your proper title: Master William . 而我，作为回报，我会准确的称呼您为：威廉主人。
Who are you, Robo-butler, man? 你谁啊，机器人管家，伙计？
Come with me, Master William . 跟我来，威廉主人。
Yo, G. Let me rap to you for a second. 哟，阿杰。让我暂停一下。
All this Master William stuff,I'm not down with that, man. 所有关于威廉主人的这些东东，我承受不起，伙计。
Make it sound like we're back on the plantation, like: 这样听起来像回到了种植园，就像：
"Massa William ! Massa William ! " 威廉主子！ 威廉主子！（南部黑人称呼主人的用语）
Let's come up with something better that you could call me. 让我们想想如何称呼我更好。
What would you prefer? 你喜欢怎样的称呼？
Check this: "His Royal Freshness." That's dope. 试试这：“新鲜的皇家” 真是太兴奋了。
Master William, walk this way. 威廉主人，走这边。
No. 不
-William! -Hey, Aunt Viv! -威廉！ -嘿，薇薇姨妈！
-Sweetie, hi. -How you doing? -亲爱的，你好 -最近你好吗？
My goodness, let me look at you.Turn around. 我的天哪，让我看看你。转一圈。
The last time we saw you,you were this funny little boy. 上次我们见到你的时候，你还是个可爱的小男孩。
Now look at you.My goodness, you are a man. 看看现在的你。我的天呀！已经是个男人了！
That was the plan. 我正在计划中
lt is amazing.You certainly have grown, Will. 太惊讶了。你大了很多，威尔。
Well, we all have. 是的，我们都“大”了很多。
Did you enjoy the trip? 路上还好吗？
The plane ride was stupid.All the way first-class-- 这飞机开得像头蠢驴。所有的路线都是--
Excuse me? 请再说一遍？
-I'm saying the plane was dope-- -Excuse me? -我是说这飞机像吸毒一样-- -请再说一遍？
No. Stupid, dope.... 不。蠢驴，吸毒。。。
No, that doesn't mean what you....How would he say.... 不，不是你想的那样…他是怎么说的…
The flight was really neat. 飞行得很平稳。
Geoffrey, would you take Will to his room,and help him get settled in? 杰佛里，可以带威尔去他的房间吗，并帮他安顿好。
-Yes, Madam . -Nice seeing you. -好的，夫人。-很高兴见到你
-Master William . -You got to love this guy, right? -威廉主人。 -你肯定很喜欢这个家伙，对吧？
-Did you see the way he was dressed? -What's wrong with it? -你看见他的穿着了吗？ -有什么问题吗？
-You hear that language? -We used slang when we were kids. -你听到他的用语了吗？ -我们小时候也讲俚语啊。
Do you remember our first date? You took one look at me and said: 你还记得我们第一次约会的时候吗？ 你看了我一眼，说：
"That is a bad dress." You could've just said it was a good dress. “好差的衣服啊”。你当时应该说“衣服很好”。
I could have, if I liked it. Actually, it was a bad dress. 假如我喜欢话，我是可以那样说。但实际上，它的确很差。
That's stupid. 你个蠢货。
Now, take it for whatever meaning you want. 现在，你想怎么解释都行。
Now he's got you doing it. 他现在跟你一个德性。
Philip, cut him some slack, please. He's my nephew. 菲利普，给他点时间。他是我侄子啊。
And I would just appreciate it if you would try to understand him . 你如果能试着去了解他的话，我会非常的感激。
Hi, Mom . Hi, Dad. 你好，妈妈。你好，爸爸。
-Hi, sweetie pie. -Hi, Ashley. -嗨，亲爱的小甜心。-嗨，阿什利。
Yo, this place is huge, man. 哟，这地方可真大啊，伙计。
Next time I go to my room, I'm gonna take some bread crumbs. 下次我回房间的时候，我得带一些面包屑。 （用面包屑防迷路来自格林童话《汉赛尔与格莱特》）
-Will, this is Ashley. -Hi. My little Scottish cousin. -威尔，这是阿什利。-你好啊，我的苏格兰小表妹。
Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm your humble servant. 很荣幸认识您。我是您卑微的仆人。
-He's cute. -I know he is. -他太可爱了 -我知道他是这样的
-I'm gonna take a swim before dinner. -Good luck. The pool heater's broken. -在吃饭前我先去游个泳。 -祝你好运。游泳池的加热器坏了。
-Don't you just hate it when that happens? -Yes, that is my pet peeve. -你是不是很讨厌这种事情发生？ -是的，那是我最心烦的。
-You got your own pool here? -And a tennis court, too. -你们有自己的泳池？ -还有一个网球场。
Yo, this is better than Love Boat, This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing. 天啊，这比电影《爱之船》更牛逼啊。 这男孩子可得好好放松放松了。
Hold on just a minute, son. 等一下，孩子。
We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out... 我们答应过你母亲，你在这里努力工作，理顺......
and learn some good old-fashioned American values. 和学习一些传统的美国价值观。
Dad, I need $300. 爸，我要300美金
Hilary, your cousin Will is here. 希拉里，你威尔表弟在这。
Hi. Dad, I need $300. 你好。 爸，我要300美金。
That's a lot of money, Hilary. What for? 这可是一大笔钱，希拉里，你用来干嘛？
I need a new hat. 我需要一顶新的帽子。
-For what? -Probably her head. -用来干嘛？ -也许是为了她的头。
Okay, l'm going on the Save the Ozone celebrity bus next Saturday. 好吧，下周六我要去乘一辆“保护臭氧层活动”的明星巴士。
It's gonna be Bruce Willis and Demi,Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez... 估计 布鲁斯·威利斯和黛咪，罗布·洛，埃米里奥·埃丝泰威兹...会来
or Charlie Sheen,I can't remember which. 或者还有是查理辛，我记不住这么多。
We're taking the bus all over town to protest air pollution... 我们开车绕着全镇去抗议空气污染。
and then we're gonna motor to the beach and have a big bonfire. 然后，我们会开着摩托到海边去，搞一个很大的篝火。
What? 干嘛？
I'm not an expert or anything,but don't you think... 我不是什么“砖家”或者其他什么的，你有没有觉得。。。
driving a big old bus around town and then having a bonfire... 开着一辆破巴士逛全镇，然后再点上个篝火...
is sort of adding to the problem of pollution? 会不会造成更大的污染问题？
Look, if this weren't a good idea ... 你看，这如果不是一个好主意的话...
I really don't think Ally Sheedy would be involved. 我不认为Ally Sheedy会来参加 （Ally Sheedy是黑客电影《战争游戏》的主演）
Hey, look who's here. Benson. 嘿，看看谁在这里。本森。
-This is for you. -But I didn't get you anything. -这是给你的。 -哦，可我没送过你东西啊。
Your uncle has invited several of the partners from his law firm to dinner. 你叔叔邀请了几位他律师事务所的合作伙伴来一起晚餐。
At the time of the invitation,he did not realize... 在邀请的时候，他并没有意识到...
you'd be descending upon him today. And regrettably, it was too late to cancel. 你今天会大驾光临。遗憾的是，已经来不及取消晚宴了。
Yo, are we having a party? We're gonna get stupid, right? 哟，我们要举行聚会吗？我们会变得愚蠢，对吗？
For some of us,that will require very little effort indeed. 对于某些人来说，确实很容易变得愚蠢。
-Miss Ashley. -That will be all, Geoffrey. -阿什利小姐。 -没别的事了，杰弗里。
That's all you had to say to get rid of him? I've been racking my brain. 你为了让他走，必须说那样的话吗？ 我要绞尽脑汁了。
-This is for you. 这个是送你的。 -Thank you, Ashley. 谢谢你，阿什利
This is nice. You're very talented. 太棒了。你很有天赋。
Well, I'm glad I'm good at something. 还好，我很高兴我还擅长某些东西。
I tried out for the school chorus today, but I didn't get in. 今天，我试着加入学校合唱团，但没成功
How come? 怎么回事？
Well, when I auditioned for Mrs. Berkley... 是这样，当我为伯克利夫人试演的时候...
I couldn't remember all the words to the song. 我记不住所有的歌词。
The part I remembered was fantastic. 我只记得的很棒的那部分。
-I'm sure it was. I bet you're def. -That's what she said. -这我肯定。我敢打赌，你很棒（英语def棒 和 deaf聋子 音似） -她也是这么说的
Not deaf. D-E-F. That's just slang. Means terrific, good. 不是聋子，是波-昂--棒。那是俚语。 是了不起，很好的意思。
Thank you. 谢谢你。
You should try rapping. 你试着用说唱的方式。
When you're rapping,you mess up the words... 当你打节奏的时候，你可以把句子拆分开。。。
and make up some new ones right there on the spot. 然后重新找出正确的断点。
Let's try this. I'll sing one line, you make up a line to rhyme it. 让我们试试。我唱一句， 你就跟一句押韵的。
-Okay. -All right. Let's see. -好的。 - 好的，我们试试。
"You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus" “你没有加入伯克利小姐的合唱团”
-I'm thinking, all right? -That's all right. We got all day. -让我想一下，好吗？ -没关系，我们有一整天的时间。
-Okay, I've got it. -Here we go. -OK，我知道了。 -那我们开始咯。
"You didn't get into Miss Berkley's chorus" “你没有加入伯克利小姐的合唱团”
"I'd like to hit her in the head with Roget's Thesaurus" “我想用字典去砸她的脑袋瓜子”
"Don't need no choir when you're a rapper" “当你是一个说唱歌手的时候，不需要任何合唱团”
"Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down and zap her" “抓住伯克利小姐，然后把她干掉”
"Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing" “把整个贝莱尔镇搞得嗡嗡作响”
"Get a load of me and my rapping cousin" “他们打量着我和我的说唱表哥”
Ashley, why don't you go downstairs and get ready for dinner. 阿什利，为什么你还不下楼准备吃晚饭。
-Okay, Daddy. Bye, Will. -Check you later, Ash. -好的，爸爸。再见，威尔。 -晚点再试，小阿。
Look who's here, Will. 看看谁在这，威尔。
Who is he? 他是哪位？
It's your cousin, Carlton. Don't you remember? 这是你的表弟，卡尔顿。你不记得了吗？
When you two were little, people thought you were twins. 当你俩小的时候，别人都认为你们是双胞胎。
You looked exactly alike. 你俩看起来真的太像了。
I guess some things never change. 我猜有些事情永远不会改变。
-How's it going there, Will? -lt's going all right. -你那边如何？ - 一切安好。
-Malcolm X. -He's sort of my hero. -《黑潮-麦尔坎X》 -他是我心目中的英雄。 （ Malcolm X是一部描写黑人运动的电影 ）
Well, he was a great man. 不错，他是一个伟人。
I don't know if I'd call him my hero exactly. 但他还不能算我心中的英雄。
-Really? Who are your heroes? -Well, my dad. -真的？那谁是你的英雄？ -是我的老爹
And Bryant Gumbel. He's darn good. 还有布莱恩特·冈贝尔（著名美国演员），他也非常的棒
Oh, my, yes ! 哦，我的天！
I see they brought your tuxedo. 我看到他们给你带来了燕尾服。
Tell me something, Will. 告诉我，威尔。
Have you ever attended a formal dinner before? 你以前参加过正式的晚宴吗？
Other than that thing at Buckingham Palace, no. 除了在白金汉宫的那次外，没有。
The important thing to remember is to relax, enjoy yourself... 最重要的事情要记住的是放松，尽情享受...
and when in doubt,do whatever Carlton's doing. 有不明白的地方，照着卡尔顿做的就好。
-You got it, man. -Okay, I'll see you at dinner. -你放心好了，伙计。 -OK，那晚饭见。
-That's a really neat tux, isn't it, Will? -Yes. It's definitely the cat's meow. -这是一套非常整洁的西装，不是吗，威尔？ -是的。这的确是个好东西。
Wait till we come downstairs in those tuxes. 当我们穿着这身西装下楼的时候
People may not think we're twins, but I bet they'll think we're brothers. 人们不一定会想我们是双胞胎，我打赌他们想我们是俩兄弟
I don't think you have to worry about anybody mistaking you for a brother. 我不认为你有必要担心别人误会你是我的兄弟。
Touche. 说的对
This is going to be great. Your first formal dinner. 未来的大人物。你的第一次正式晚宴。
And tomorrow,I'll introduce you to the gang. 到了明天，我会把你介绍给黑帮。
Maybe we'll play a set of tennis or two. 也许我们会打一两场网球。
Yes, this is going to be wild. 不错，这一定会很狂热。
-Where is he? -He's upstairs changing. -他在哪？ -他在楼上换衣服。
Not Will. President Reagan. 不是说威尔。 是里根总统。
-You didn't? -What do you mean, I didn't? -你没有？ -什么意思，我没有啥？
-You invited him again. -Why not? He's our neighbor. -你又邀请他了。 -为什么不邀请，他是我们的邻居。
He's turned down the last 16 invitations. When are you gonna take a hint? 他推掉了最后16次的邀请。 你还需要提示吗？
-Maybe I should call his house. -Don't. I don't want him here. -或许我应该打他家里电话。 -别。我不希望他来这里。
-Why not? -Because he'll bring her. -为啥？ -因为他会带她一起来。（指第一夫人）
Anyway, Bruce, Demi and I all feel that the ozone layer must be protected. 不管怎样，布鲁斯，黛咪和我都觉得臭氧层必须被保护了。
I mean, every square foot of rain forest that's cut down... 我是说，每砍伐一平方英尺的热带雨林…
brings us just one step closer to global warming. 就使全球变暖又向前了一步。
We have to learn to protect the earth. 我们必须学会如何保护地球。
Not just for ourselves and not just for our children... 不仅是为了我们，也不仅是为了我们的孩子
but for the future of all mankind. 而是为了全人类的未来。
I had no idea it was such a serious problem . 我没有意识到这是个严重的问题
I really commend you for getting involved in such a good cause. 我很赞赏你参与了这么一个好的事业。
Thanks. It's my passion. 谢谢。 这是我的热情。
-Where can I send a donation? -I don't know. -我在哪里可以捐款呢？ -我不知道。
Oh, my God ! 噢，我的上帝！
Philip, don't make a big thing out of it. 菲利普，别把事情闹大。
If this is how he feels comfortable.... He's not killing anybody. 如果他觉得这样舒适的话… 他又不会伤害任何人。
Aren't you going to introduce Will? Introduce him . 你不打算介绍威尔吗？ 去介绍他。
Well, Steve, David, Henry. 好吧，史蒂夫，大卫，亨利。
This is Will, my nephew by marriage. 这位是威尔，我的内侄。
Will, these are my partners in the law firm of Furth, Winn and Meyer. 威尔，这些是我律师事务所的合作伙伴，福斯、韦恩和梅尔。
Earth, Wind & Fire! When's your next album coming out? 地，风，火！ 你什么时候推出新专辑？
Will is going to go to Bel-Air Academy with Carlton. 威尔准备和卡尔顿一起去贝莱尔学院。
Good for you, Will. I used to fence at Bel-Air. 好样的，威尔。我经常在贝莱尔击剑。
Really? How much do you think we could get for that stereo? 真的吗？你觉得我们可以从那里得到多少立体声？
These hors d'oeuvres look tempting. 这些开胃菜看起来很诱人。
Don't mind if I do. 别介意我这样做。
-How could you do that? -It's all in the tongue. I'll show you later. -你怎么能这样做？ -全是靠舌头。我晚点演示给你看。
There are other people at this table. 这张桌子上还有其他人。
You're right. 你是对的。
Any requests? 什么要求？
-Sweetie, would you say grace, please? -Yes, Mommy. -亲爱的，可以请你来饭前感恩吗？ -好的，妈咪。
"Hey, there, Lord My name is Ashley Banks" “嘿，那里，主，我的名字是阿什利 邦克”
"My family and friends Want to give you some thanks" “我的家人和朋友想对您表示感谢”
"So before this dinner's All swallowed and chewed" “在这晚宴上，所有的吞咽和咀嚼”
"Thank you, God, for this stupid food" “谢谢你，上帝，为了这顿愚蠢的食物”
Hey, Geoffrey, home butler.
I'm glad to see you, man.
It is a special thrill for me as well.
Check this out. I'm gonna be down here for a while.
Why don't you hop on in the kitchen and get me some cocoa?
Master William ...
while it is my natural inclination to accede to your every demand...
l officially go off duty at 9:00 p.m .
And if you care to look at your watch, you will note...
that the long hand is on 1 2, and the short hand is on 9.
lt is 9:00, Master William .
And do you know what that means?
MasterpieceTheatre is on.
Sir, do you require anything further of me?
No, Geoffrey.
Then l shall retire.
Man, he took that hard.
l want to talk to you.
-About what? -You know.
From the minute you came, you've been a one-man wrecking crew...
trying to tear down what's taken a lot of hard work to build up...
skewering everything with your flippant shenanigans !
Man, l was with you up till ""skewering.""
You know what l'm talking about.
You deliberately tried to embarrass me tonight and l don't get it.
Your aunt and l went through a lot of trouble to bring you here.
-This is the thanks we get? -l ain't asked to come.
Everyone's talking about shipping me off, and dressing me up...
and changing me into something l don't wanna be.
Nobody wants to change you.
You told me yourself l got to straighten out.
""When in doubt, act as Carlton acts.""
Man, l don't wanna be like Carlton. l'm a joker. l play around. l have fun.
Being a joker is what's gotten you into trouble.
You may think it's cool to be on the streets when you're 1 7...
but when you're my age, it's a waste.
l can't think thatfar ahead.
That's your problem . You can't take anything seriously.
Look, man, l don't have the problem . You have the problem .
l remind you of where you came from and what you used to be.
l don't know, somewhere between Princeton or the office, you got soft.
You forgot who you are and where you came from .
You think you're so wise.
Look at me when l'm talking to you.
Let me tell you something, son. l grew up on the streets just like you.
l encountered bigotry you could not imagine.
Now, you have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall.
l heard the brother speak.
l read every word he wrote.
Believe me, l know where l come from .
-You actually heard Malcolm speak, man? -That's right.
So before you criticize somebody, you find out what he's all about.
l'll take care of you in the morning. l'm going to bed.
Hold on. l can't tell my side of the story?
No, you can't. l know what you're all about.
Believe me, the very thought of it makes me very tired.
Good night.
Ladies and gentlemen, my fly girl, Ashley Banks.
-Would you teach me how to dance? -Yeah.
Not in here. Even l lose my rhythm in this room .
Okay.
-Could you do me afavor? -Sure.
l seem to be missing a Walkman.
So if it shows up anywhere, like, l don't know, on your head, maybe...
maybe you could get that to me.
-Sorry. Dad won't let me get one. -How come?
He says he wants to hear everything l'm listening to, to make sure it's not bad.
-What record does he think is good? -He really likes the Care Bears.
Ash, from time to time, yourfather's gonna say or do things...
that may seem irrational or hard for you to understand.
lt's not because he's mean, or a bad guy, or that he doesn't care about you.
lt's that he's from Mars, Ashley.
-l gotta get washed up. -Me, too.
-l'm really glad you're living here. -Thanks, Ash.
You're like the big brother l never had.
What are you talking about? You got....
You're right. l see your point.
How many bathrooms you got in this place?
Four and a half.
A half bath? How does that work?
lt doesn't have everything a full bathroom has.
You better show me a full bathroom . l don't want to take no chances.
Next bathroom .
Can't a person gargle in peace?
Hilary, are you gonna be in there for long or is this just like a pit stop?
Stop hounding me. l'm trying to take off my makeup.
Now, go away.
Okay, good night, Hilary.
l knew it!
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