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哈娜！已经过了就寝时间了！
Hana! It's past your bedtime!

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去睡觉！
Go to bed!

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再给我五分钟！
Just five more minutes!

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别逼我去你那儿!
Don't make me come up there!

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嗯哼
Uh huh

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听着 菜鸟！
Listen noobs

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我要揍了你
I'm gonna pwn you

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我的MEKA
My MEKA

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和我的手枪
and my guns

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我是杀人狂
my killstreak

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哼 哼 走吧！
Uh, uh, let's go!

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游戏启动
Starting up the game

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选择你的英雄
you insta-lock your hero

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即使没有治疗
Even with no heals

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仍然是简单模式
It's still EZ mode

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GG GG
GG GG

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宝贝 宝贝 宝贝
Baby, baby, baby

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GG GG
GG GG

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宝贝 宝贝 宝贝
Baby, baby, baby

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噢 直接走出大门
Oh straight out of the gate

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你跟不上我的
you can't keep up with me

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别挡着我的路
Out of my way scrubs

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我是女王！
I'm the queen bee!

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GG GG
GG GG

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宝贝 宝贝 宝贝
Baby, baby, baby

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GG GG
GG GG

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宝贝 宝贝 宝贝
Baby, baby, baby

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（现在有个选择）
(Got a pick just now)

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你敢试试吗？
Were you even trying?

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(多重击杀 砰！)
(Multi-kill, pow!)

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当你快死的时候 你无法承受
Can't carry when you're dying

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（biu biu biu biu biu biu）
(pew pew pew pew pew pew)

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应该选一个别的英雄
Should have picked a different hero

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D.VA一分 坏蛋零分！
D.Va one, bad guys zero!

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别以为他们会再来骚扰我们！
Don't think they'll bother us anymore!

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我要打破新纪录！
I'm gonna shoot for a new high score!

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走吧！
Let's go!

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刚才只是在热身！
I'm just getting warmed up!

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推进器正在启动
Boosters engaged

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让我们回到正题
Let's get on the point

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让我们走吧！去吧！
Let's GO GO GO GO GO!

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可别惹我
Don't mess with me

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我是MVP！
I'm MVP!

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这是简单模式？
Is this EZ MODE?

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没有温斯顿 没有猎空
No more Winston, no more Tracer

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也没有根基-
No more Gen-

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GG GG
GG GG

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因为我是管理员
Cuz I'm so OP

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噢耶！
Oh yeah!

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请不要削弱我！
Please don't nerf me!

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噢耶耶耶
Oh yeah yeah yeah

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新一轮已经开始
A new round has begun

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但是我们已经赢了
But we've already won

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I've got gold elims

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Cuz I'm Number #1

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GG GG

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Baby, baby, baby

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GG GG

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Baby, baby, baby

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MEKA activated

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Got this under control

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Group up here with me!

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I'm on a roll!

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GG GG

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Baby, baby, baby

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GG GG

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Baby, baby, baby

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(Got a pick just now)

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Were you even trying?

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(Multi-kill, pow!)

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Can't carry when you're dying

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(pew pew pew pew pew pew)

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Should have picked a different hero

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D.Va one, bad guys zero!

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Game face on

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I'm in the zone!

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Taking off

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Prepare to get pwned!

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Let's go!

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It's time to level up!

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Boosters engaged

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Let's get on the point

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Let's GO GO GO GO GO!

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Don't mess with me

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I'm MVP!

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Is this EZ MODE?

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No more Widow, no more Mercy

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No more Gen-

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GG GG

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Cuz I'm so OP

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Oh yeah!

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Please don't nerf me!

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Oh yeah yeah yeah!

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And the match keeps on going

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And your team begins throwing the round

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(QQ QQ QQ yeah)

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In chat you start to call hacks

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As I grab a new bag of snacks

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But we can't let up now

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because we're in overtime!

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Boosters engaged

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Let's get on the point

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Let's GO GO GO GO GO!

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Don't mess with me

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I'm MVP!

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Is this EZ MODE?

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No more dragons

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no more Pulse Bomb

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no more Graviton

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GG

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I'll eat your ulti

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Oh yeah!

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Please don't nerf me!

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Oh yeah yeah yeah!

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Initiating self-destruct sequence

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let's blow blow blow blow blow!

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Triple, Quadruple, Quintuple

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TEAM KILL!

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Is this EZ MODE?

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No more Pharah

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No more Ana

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No more Gen-

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GG GG

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I wrecked you noobies

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Oh yeah!

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GGEZ

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I play to win!

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Damn it Hana!

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I told you to go to bed hours ago!

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But Dad!

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No buts young lady!

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Get to bed!

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Uh! Damn kids!

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Lucky you even have a bed

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Back in my day, I was out sleeping in the cold...

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Love, D.Va

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Thanks for watching guys

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we hope you enjoyed the video!

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Big shout out to MicCostumes

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for providing us with the D.Va plugsuit.

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And a huge thanks to our friends

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over at MWAVE for decking us out

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with this custom made, MEKA themed

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battlestation!

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