拉字至上 第一季第一集 序篇 The L Word - Ep101- Pilot Episode
贝特 过来 Bette, come here!
什么事 What?
你在排卵了 You're ovulating.
我在排卵了 I'm ovulating.
我们生个孩子吧 Let's make a baby.
你去换好衣服 Why don't you get dressed and
我上班时顺便载你 I'll drop you off on my way to work.
早 蒂姆 Hey Tim.
-路上小心 -谢谢 - Good luck. - Thanks.
我完全准备好了 Ugh! I am so ready.
马上就来 It's coming!
谢谢 Thank you.
早 夏恩 Hi Shane!
早上不先喝一杯她是不会和别人说话的 She doesn't talk to anyone before her morning shot.
给你 唐璜[西班牙传说中的花花公子] Here you go, Don Juan.
她只是个孩子 她是个孩子 I mean... she's a kid. She's a kid.
随便吧 没关系 Whatever. It's fine.
别发脾气了 I mean, don't freak out.
好的 Okay.
好了 各位 待会儿见 Allright. Later guys.
再见 Bye!
再见 丽莎 Bye Lisa.
回见 夏恩 See ya, Shane.
你不会已经要走了吧 Whoa, you're not leaving already?
是啊 我九点和人有约 回见 Yeah, I got a nine o'clock, guys. See ya.
早上好 早上好 Good morning, good morning.
等会儿在医生那见 I'll meet you at the doctor's.
我应该几点去那个谁那里 Hey, what time am I supposed to be at what's-his-name's?
十一点 Eleven.
好的 再见 伙计们 Okay. Bye guys.
天啊 难道是今天 Oh my god. Is it happening today?
今天怎么了 Is what today?
人工授精 The insemination.
你们这次要在医生办公室里进行咯 So you're doing it at the doctor's office this time?
不过首先 要去见丹·褔兹沃西 But first, Dan Foxworthy.
不会吧 No way!
谁 为什么我都不懂你们在说什么 Who? Why don't I know what you're talking about?
因为你从不看报 'Cause you don't read.
那你又算什么 生活的智者 Oh, and, what are you, the intellectual of life?
丹·褔兹沃西大概算明星的御用心理医生 Dan foxworthy is like the Super-exclusive shrink to the stars.
他被认为是好莱坞最出色的自我改善宗师 He was on our list of L.A.'s best self-improvement gurus.
你怎么预约到的 How did you get that appointment?
我只是打了个电话问问 I just called and asked.
别跟贝特说我告诉你了 好吗 Don't tell Bette I told you. Okay?
但 你们这是在干嘛 But, what are you guys doing,
你们不需要心理医生 I mean, you don't need a shrink.
我们只是要确认下 We're just checking in.
我们即将要做这件不可思议的大事 We're about to do this incredibly major thing.
等等 你俩是我认识的人中感情最好的 But wait, you guys have the best relationship
不管是同性恋还是异性恋 Of anybody I know,gay or straight.
我只是想确定我们没问题 I just want to make sure we're good.
抱歉 Sorry.
我能载你一程吗 Could I offer you a ride?
我好想你 I missed you so much.
我也是 I... missed you.
这就是你全部家当 Is that all you have?
没错 That's all I have.
真不敢相信你来了 Can't believe you're here!
我们走 Come on!
她经常会迟到 她有个董事会议 She's always running late. She had a board meeting,
然后还要和个艺术家会面 Then she had a meeting with an artist.
贝特是加州艺术中心的主管 Bette's the director of the California Arts Center.
我明白了 I see.
她的时间可能会排得很紧 And... she's probably going to be really stressed about time.
这里谈完后 我们还得去取精子 After this, we have to go get sperm.
我们打算要个孩子 由我们朋友肖恩捐精子 We're trying to have a baby, and our friend Sean's donating.
抱歉 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
詹姆斯 我一分钟后就得挂了 James? Yeah, I gotta go in a minute.
不不不 这件艺术品非常娇弱 Nononono, the art work is way too delicate,
而且是从巴黎空运来的 It's being flown in from Paris.
安妮已经紧张到快要崩溃了 And Annie is already a total and complete nervous wreck.
打电话给亚当精细工艺品搬运公司 Just call Adam's fine art movers.
告诉他们如果还想再和加州艺术中心合作... Tell them if they want to do business with C.A.C. again...
完全正确 好的 谢谢 再见 Exactly. Okay, great. Thanks. Bye.
好的 我来了 O- kay! Here I am!
那么 So.
我们正向北开 正朝着好莱坞山 We are heading north right now, towards the Hollywood Hills.
再向右边开一点就是好莱坞的标志了 A little further to the right is the Hollywood sign.
要是你一直朝那个方向开 And uh, if you keep going all the way in
就能看到太平洋了 That direction, you hit the Pacific Ocean.
我们能去那里吗 Oh, can we go?
当然 你随时想去都行 Yeah, whenever you want.
想去多少次都可以 As often as you want.
你们想不想告诉我 Do you want to tell me what the thinking
在你们如此糟糕的性生活 Is behind trying to have a child together
持续了三年之后 When your sexual relationship has been
为何想要个孩子 Pretty shitty for going on three years.
算不上糟糕 也许并不完美 但是 It's not shitty. It may not be perfect, but -
我们的感情远不止于性方面 There's a lot more to a relationship than sex.
而且我们在一起已经七年了 We've been together for seven years.
我见过很多夫妻 I know plenty of couples who still
结婚七年后仍然做爱 have sex after seven years.
我们并不是完全不做爱 Well, it's not like we never have sex.
很多异性恋夫妇感情并不好 A lot of heterosexual couples...
却仍然生了孩子 ...Have children when their relationships aren't perfect.
你显然无法了解 You know, you just obviously don't understand
拉拉之间的关系是怎样的 What happens in a lesbian relationship.
我就知道这是个坏点子 I knew this was a bad idea.
没办法 我就是无法相信 It's just, I don't believe that a straight,
一个直男医生可以理解我们 Male therapist can possibly understand.
早期的性爱是充满激情的 Early sex is passionate.
出格 令人兴奋 还有那种 It's illicit, exciting, still has that -
爽呆了的感觉 但很快 Factor, but,very quickly,
一种共栖关系就产生了 A kind of symbiosis develops.
特别是当两个女人 It especially happens between two women
一个尝试着对另一个 Who are doing the work of making
恪守着很重的承诺时 A serious commitment to one another.
而一旦这种结合发生 And when that merging occurs,
一种强烈的相互依赖感 The intense mutual dependency can be
会妨碍性亲密 A deterrent to sexual intimacy.
天啊 女同渴望相互结合 Oh my god. The lesbian urge to merge.
我们就到这吧 We have to stop now.
你们想再定一次预约吗 Do you want to schedule another session?
我们会通知你的 我和蒂娜得先谈谈 Uh, we'll let you know, I think Tina and I need to talk.
那人工授精的事呢 What about this insemination?
那个没什么好讨论的 Uh, that's not up for discussion.
没什么好讨论的 Not up for discussion?
是的 没必要 我辞去了工作 No. It's not. I quit my job.
我曾是个很成功的发展执行 I was a pretty successful development executive.
而现在我只想轻松 准备好怀孕 Now I want to relax and prepare my body for pregnancy.
这就是我在做的 我准备好组建个家庭了 That's what I'm doing. I'm ready to start a family.
我们都准备好了 是吗 We're both ready to start a family. Right?
当然了 Absolutely.
是的 Right.
好了 就这样吧 Okay. Great.
就是这了 这就是我们的小区 So this is it. This is our neighborhood.
真不敢相信这就是我们的家 I can't believe this is our home,
蒂姆 这里非常传统啊 Tim! It's very traditional.
等你了解了再说这话吧 Wait'll you get to know it.
什么意思 What do you mean?
只是 这里不像你想的那么传统 It's just uh... not as traditional as you might think.
这儿就是你的新家 So, here's your new home.
真不敢相信我终于到这了 I can't believe I'm finally here.
这是有生以来最难熬的六个月了 蒂姆 This has been the longest six months in history, Tim.
是啊 但你的工作室终于完工了 Yeah but your studio's finally ready.
好了 这里原来是个车库 Okay, so this used to be a garage!
几天前还是 我为你改造了 Til a few days ago. I did a remodel on it for you.
去吧 去看看 快去 Come on. Try it out, come on!
天啊 Oh my god!
爱死它了 I love it!
我得走了 好吗 很快就回来 I have to go, allright? I'll be back soon.
真是个吉利的日子 What a fuckin' auspicious occasion!
我很想开香槟来庆祝下 I'd love to break open a bottle of champagne but
但我今天还有工作 I've gotta get back to work sometime today.
抱歉 这没什么诱惑力 Sorry it's not more enticing.
不用担心 我常做这事儿 Hey, don't worry, I do this all the time.
我很喜欢他的新作 他运用颜料更加自如 I love his new work! He's using paint so much more freely!
是啊 我不记得他的作品有这样的质地 Yeah, I don't remember his work having this much texture.
我希望你别压力过大 安妮 I don't want you to be stressed out, Annie.
我知道这是你第一次做我的副手 I - I know this is your first time curating for me,
我会大力支持你的 And I'm going to give you a lot of support.
听着 这会让你轻松一下 Hey, listen, this'll lighten your load.
猜猜蒂娜双腿间是什么 Guess what Tina has between her legs.
接近了 是一瓶肖恩·希尼的精子 Close. A jar of Sean Heaney's sperm.
我没开玩笑 她在为它保温呢 I kid you not. She's keeping it warm.
想来精子被射出后 Well, supposedly once it's been ejaculated,
用体温保暖能存活的更久 It survives longer if you keep it at body temperature.
什么 等等 Huh? Oh. Hold on a second.
大概只有半英寸高 Uh, it's only about half an inch but
但据说重在质量而非数量 They say it's quality, not quantity.
天啊 真恶心 难以置信我曾吞过这玩意 God, it's repugnant, I can't believe I used to swallow that stuff.
是的 蒂娜说我随时都能来这游泳 Yeah, Tina said I could swim here whenever.
那里的人都很保守 They're uptight at the chateau.
怎么个保守法儿 How are they uptight?
他们不让你裸泳 They don't let you swim naked.
这可是个公共游泳池 It is a public pool.
好了 我要去检查下这东西 我不在时 Allright, I'm going to take a look at this and while I'm gone,
还记得我告诉过你吧 Well, you remember how I told you that
现在有大量研究表明 There's a fair amount of evidence now?
激起性欲时受精的机会更大 It's more likely to take if you're aroused.
她开玩笑吧 难道要我在这里和你做 She's not serious! Am I supposed to fuck you right here?
我想这会很有帮助的 I think it would help.
这实在是 这对我来说真是太怪了 This is just... this is, this is too weird for me, I mean,
我就是 我真的 坦白说 I - I - I just - y'know, I really - frankly,
我觉得她这个建议真是相当不妥 I find it incredibly inappropriate that she even suggested that.
我打赌她绝不会对异性恋夫妻提这种建议 You know, I bet she would never do that with a straight couple?
请进 Come in!
你能过来一下吗 Could you come here a minute, please?
也许你想看看这个 You might want to take a look at this.
它们不应该更活跃吗 Shouldn't they be moving more?
没错 这正是我让你看的用意 Yeah. That's what I wanted to show you.
我很抱歉的告诉你 I am so sorry to tell you, but that
这些东西无法让任何人受孕 Stuff wouldn't get anyone pregnant
这些小家伙没那个能力 Those little fellas just don't have what it takes.
你们这有什么空闲的职位 What kind of, um, positions do you have
因为我想找个工作 available because I might be looking for a job.
收银员 Oh, um, cashier.
是吗 Really?
好极了 我能应聘吗 Excellent. Um, could I have an application?
当然 Yeah.
太好了 Great.
她来了 她来了 There she is, there she is.
大小姐 请坐 别把肚子里东西震坏了 Ah, your ladyship! Please! Don't jar anything.
又不是说她坐下时太用力 It's not like it's gonna dislodge
东西就会掉出来 艾丽丝 If she sits down too hard, Alice.
没啥能掉出来的 肖恩的精子没有活力 There's nothing to dislodge. Sean's sperm is lackluster.
他的精子活性很低 事实上 没有活性 He's low-motility. No motility, actually.
天啊 从他的床上功夫真看不出来 Oh, my god. You would never know it by the way he fucks.
晕啊 艾丽丝 你打算啥时候在老二和阴道 Oh, christ, Alice! When are you gonna make up your mind between
以及你血淋淋的双性恋传奇之间做出抉择 Dick and pussy and spare us the gory bisexual details, please.
达娜 仅供参考啊 Well, for your information, Dana,
我在找像我这种女人一样高质量的男人 I am looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman.
一样的大奶子 Big tits.
总之 这解释了为何六个月后我不会怀孕 Anyway, it explains why I haven't gotten pregnant after six months.
真遗憾 小蒂 他是个完美的捐赠人 Oh, sorry Tee, he was the perfect donor.
他也是贝特想要的 He was the one who Bette wanted.
但我的卵子已经准备好了 所以我在 But my egg just implanted, so I could still conceive
接下来二三天里都能受精 Any time over the next two or three days.
所以你们得帮我找到另外一个捐赠者 So you gotta help me find another donor.
等等 出什么事了 Hold on, now, what's the matter?
肖恩的精子不怎么好 Sean's jism is no good.
另外找一个呗 Oh, well, find you someone else!
找谁 我只有两天时间 Who, I've got two days.
就凭我们四个 会想出个人选的 Well, between the four of us, we'll come up with someone.
他必须健康 强壮 有创造力 英俊 What, he has to be healthy, strong, creative, handsome...
有艺术气质 Artistic.
只有夏恩 There's always Shane.
大家好 Guys!
你有必要总是打扮成这样吗 Y'know, do you have to dress like that all the time?
怎么样 Like what?
我可不想被人看到在街上和你一起 Well, I wouldn't be seen on the street with you.
是吗 Yeah?
你穿着方式的每个细节 Every single thing about the way
都像在狂喊着你是个女同 You're dressed, like, screams dyke?
天啊 达娜 God, Dana.
抱歉啊 伙计 Sorry, man.
我要是出柜可就惨了 艾丽丝 What, look, if I'm outed, I'm screwed, Alice, allright?
赞助商可不想找一个 Sponsors aren't exactly clamoring to have their
女同性恋网球手做代言人 Stuff repped by big ol' lezzie tennis players...?
不不不 没关系 No, no, no, look, it's cool,
我完全理解你也要生存 I totally dig you need to make a living.
我要去见客户了 I'm meeting a client anyway.
你会在这种同性恋自我歧视中腐蚀的 -我发誓 Y'know, you are gonna pickle in that self-loathing homophobia,I swear
-那你该知道你会在这种 - Well you know you're gonna shrivel
自以为是的自负中慢慢枯萎 In that self-righteous priggishness.
伙计们 You guys.
好吧 谁会为了你在瓶子里射精呢 Allright. Who would squirt into a jar for you?
瞧 Hello.
怎么了 What!
你刚才很"同性恋"啊 You are just so gay.
很同性恋 So gay.
我知道 I know.
你 你认识隔壁的邻居吗 Do you, uh, do you know the neighbors next door?
贝特和蒂娜 Bette and Tina?
是的 她们是对同性恋吗 Yeah. Are they, um, a gay couple?
没错 是的 Yeah, they are.
我今天下午看到她们在泳池里做爱 'cause I saw them having sex in their pool this afternoon.
不是吧 不会是贝特和蒂娜 No way, not Bette and Tina.
怎么 她们不做爱的吗 What, they don't have sex?
不 她们可能也做爱 只不过... No, probably they do, it's just that...
你确定你看到她俩亲热吗 You sure you saw them gettin' down?
我看到她们相当的亲热 蒂姆 I saw them getting way down, Tim.
是吗 Is that right?
为什么不和我说说呢 Why don't you tell me about it.
好吧 Okay.
那个女孩 There was this girl...
有一头黑色短发 With short black hair.
她走出来 And she walks out,
她干净利落的脱掉了自己的衣服 And she takes off her clothes in, like, two seconds flat.
是吗 Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
像这样 Like this?
我想比这还要快一点 I think it was a little bit faster.
真吗 Oh, really?
是的 Yeah, I do.
我会努力做到的 I'll work on that.
好吧 然后有个金发女孩 Okay. and then there was, um, this blonde girl...
她有一对非常漂亮的胸部 Who had these really beautiful breasts.
是吗 Oh, really?
我并没有很靠近的去看 I wasn't really watching that closely.
我想你是在看 Oh, I think you were watching.
非常靠近的 Very closely.
她们接下来做了什么 What'd they do next?
来说说 C'mon...
那个瘦瘦的女孩将那个风骚的金发女孩 The tough, skinny one takes the blonde, vampy one...
靠在泳池边背朝着她 ...Backs her against the side of the pool...
然后她开始干她 And then she begins to fuck her.
像这样吗 Like this?
靠 Ah, fuck.
崔西 Trish!
你的仰泳进步多了 Your backstroke is looking much better.
谢谢 Oh, thanks!
我看好你进南加州大学 Looking good for U.S.C.
你们的安排中还有额外的训练时间吗 Uh, you guys got some extra stroke time scheduled?
有 明天物理课后 是吧 Uh, yeah, tomorrow after physics, right?
是的 对了 你明天早上能不能陪我 Yeah. Hey, do you think that maybe you could come with me
去找达斯特谈谈我期中考试重考的事 In the morning to talk to Durst about repeating my midterm?
早上真的不行 I can't really do it in the morning.
我女朋友珍妮来了 Um, my girlfriend Jenny is in town.
她要我开车去买东西 She wants me to take care of car shopping.
她搬过来了 Oh, she's moving here?
她为此已经努力了很久 Yep, she's in it for the long haul.
崔西 Trish!
也许训练结束后我们能一起和达斯特谈谈 Maybe after practice you and I can go talk to Durst together.
好的 Okay.
现在你知道你刚伤了那女孩的心了吧 Yeah. Now you know you just broke that girl's heart, right?
抱歉 我还能怎么做 Sorry, man, what was I supposed to do?
天啊 达娜·费班克在西好莱坞行星咖啡 God, is that Dana Fairbanks at the Planet in west hollywood?
嘘 她不想让她的球迷知道她是个女同性恋 Shh! She doesn't want her tennis fans to know she's a gay lady!
很有趣 Funny.
好吧 你们觉得给屁股除毛怎么样 Okay, fine. What do you guys think about butt waxing?
谁会在屁股上长毛啊 Who has hair on their butt?
我不清楚 I don't know.
-艾丽丝 -至少我已经不再那样了 - Alice! - At least I don't anymore.
你为什么不修剪修剪 Man, why don't you just trim it?
听着 你们得不借助我的智慧 Listen you guys, you're going to have to figure
自己去想出这些答案了 This all out without the benefit of my wisdom.
贝特 蒂娜 我有了一个绝妙的主意 Bette, Tina, guess what! I had a genius idea.
我解决了你们的捐赠人问题 I have solved your donor problem!
你俩在这周六晚上开个派对 You two are having a party this Saturday night.
我们邀请认识的所有合格男性参加 And we are inviting all of the eligible men that we know.
是啊 不错 总共两人都请来 Oh yeah, that's right, all two of them.
是的 让他们一次性聚在一起 Oh, yeah. Get them all together, at one time.
很好 你们就可以撒网钓鱼了 Right! You just go fishin' in the pond!
好主意 Great.
很好 Great!
我得走了 I'm leaving now.
好的 我会打电话和你说的 Allright. I'm gonna call ya about that!
好的 Okay.
回到我的话题 Back to my question, please.
好吧 修剪是很必要的 Okay. Trimming is essential. Y'know?
你得在上床前几天做好这事 You just do it a few days before you get laid.
假如你有床可上的话 Assuming you ever do.
无论如何 你都得搞定它 Whatever you do, you have to deal with it.
否则 你无法对阴毛充满信心 Otherwise, you'll never have bush confidence.
若你对阴毛没有信心 If you don't have bush confidence,
你就不会对私密处感觉良好 You won't feel good about your bush
那你也永远无爱可做了 And you'll never get laid.
所以搞定它吧 So deal with it.
行啦 Okay.
你想要点迷迭香吗 Do you need any rosemary?
它们差不多长满了花园 It's kinda taking over my garden.
你好 Oh, hi.
我吓到你了吗 很抱歉 Did I scare you? I'm sorry.
不 不 完全没有 我是珍妮 Oh, no, no, not at all. I'm Jenny.
我是蒂娜 I'm Tina.
很高兴见到你 我想要些迷迭香 It's nice to meet you. Um, I would love some rosemary.
我写过这么个故事 叫做 I have this story that I've written called,
《莎拉·舒斯特如是说》 um, "Thus Spoke Sarah Schuster".
我想那是我最不想写的 I feel like that's the last story that I
一个学生的故事 Ever want to write about being a student.
当你成熟点后也许会改变想法的 Oh, you might change your mind when you get older.
我就很想回到学校去 I'm actually thinking about going back to school.
我想有个新工作 I'd like a new career.
你应该这么做 You should do it.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
也许几年后吧 Maybe in a couple of years.
而现在 我正努力要个孩子 But right now I'm, uh,trying to have a baby
真的吗 Ah! really?
但蒂姆说你和那个 贝特 But Tim said that you and... Bette?
是的 Yeah.
你们是一对 Were a couple.
我们确实是 Oh, we are.
我们正想要怀个宝宝 And we're trying to get pregnant.
天啊 是的 不 没错 Oh, my god, yes, no, yes.
没什么不可以 Well, everything still works.
是的 Yes!
我们也能有个孩子 We can still have a baby.
我只是 大脑有点反应不过来 It's just like... There was like a momentary brain lapse.
你们好啊 Hey guys!
男同父亲一族 Gay dad's group.
天啊 Oh, my god...
他们每周一次在欧格登的公寓里会面 They meet once a week at a house over on Ogden.
很有洛杉矶风范吧 It's all very L.A., huh?
不 这很好啊 No, it's nice.
我得回家写东西去了 Um, I should go home and write.
好的 Okay.
好 多谢你的迷迭香 Okay. Thank you very much for the rosemary.
不客气 You're welcome.
明晚我们有个派对 We're having a party tomorrow night.
是吗 Oh yeah?
你和蒂姆应该来 You and Tim should come.
好的 我会问他是否想去 很高兴认识你 Okay. I'll ask Tim if he wants to. Nice meeting you.
我也很高兴认识你 珍妮 It's nice to meet you, too, Jenny.
再见 Bye.
你还有什么话好说[学警察质问疑犯] Hey! What do you have to say for yourself, huh?
可以看下你的驾照和登记证吗 May I see your license and registration?
瞧 我真的必须得赶在 Look, I really gotta be at -
女士 Ma'am.
好吧 好吧 等下 Okay. A'ight. Hang on.
这可是在赶往我一年来的首场有偿演出啊 Y'know, I was on my way to my first paying gigs in over a year.
你反应太过激了 她只是我们的朋友 You are so overreacting, she is our friend.
就好像朋友这词让你停过手似的 Oh! Like that's ever stopped you before.
就好像朋友这词让谁停过手似的 Like that's ever stopped anyone before.
没错 拉拉们把友情当做是前戏 Right. Lesbians think friendship's another word for foreplay.
你好啊 Hello!
最近好吗 How are you doing?
你注意到没 每次夏恩走进一间屋子 Have you ever noticed that everytime Shane walks into a room,
就会有人哭着跑出去 Someone leaves crying.
夏恩 Shane?
那晚你怎么没给我打电话 Hey, how come you didn't call me the other night?
我留了大概有 五条留言 I left like... Five messages.
我 我找不到手机了 所以 Oh, well I... you know, I haven't had my cell phone, so...
等我找到手机 我就听留言 When I go get my cell phone and I check my messages,
就会打给你了 I will call you.
好吧 见到你真好 Allright. It was good to see you, though!
多保重 You take care.
那是不对的 你不能那样对待别人 That's just wrong, you just can't treat people like that!
你得告诉夏恩 那样做是不对的 You have to tell Shane that that's just not right.
好吧 我会和她说的 Okay, I'll tell her...
欢迎 Hi, welcome.
各位 我要介绍下我们的隔壁邻居 Everyone, I want you to meet our nextdoor neighbors.
这是蒂姆 This is Tim.
这位一定就是 Oh, and this must be -
珍妮 Jenny.
-我是贝特 -见到你很高兴 - Bette. - Nice to meet you.
我是艾丽丝·皮斯泽基 她是夏恩·麦卡钦 I'm Alice Pieszecki, and Shane Mccutcheon.
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you.
不好意思 请问你是达娜·费班克吗 Excuse me. Are you... Dana Fairbanks?
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
达娜·费班克 Dana Fairbanks.
对 我就是 Yes! I am.
我是你的超级粉丝 I'm a huge fan.
真的吗 Really?
我看到你去年在女网邀请赛上 I saw you almost beat Capriati last year
差点就打败了卡普里亚蒂 At the women's invitational.
太好了 她肯定要抓狂了 Great, she's gonna be insufferable.
天啊 一个粉丝而已 没关系啦 Oh, god. It's just one fan, it's okay.
珍妮 这位是达娜·费班克 Jenny, this is, um, Dana Fairbanks.
她是目前女子网球圈内 She's one of the best players in the
最出色的选手之一 Women's tennis circle right now.
这是我的混双搭档 哈里森·兰迪 亲爱的 This is my doubles partner, Harrison Landy. Um, honey...
这位是 This is...
蒂姆 Tim.
蒂姆和珍妮 Tim and Jenny.
很高兴认识你 Good to meet you.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
你到底在干嘛 What the hell are you doing?
现场调查 Field research.
《国家询问报》上有位科学家说 Yeah, there's a scientist at the National Enquirer who says that
如果你的无名指长于食指 If your ring finger is longer than your index finger,
就说明你是拉拉 It means you are a lesbian.
没错 纯粹同性恋 Yeah. Totally gay.
有人怀疑这点吗 Has there ever been any doubt?
天啊 看 我也是同性恋 Oh, my god, look, I'm gay too.
感谢上帝 否则我就得离开你了 Thank god, because otherwise I'd have to leave you.
好吧 艾丽丝也算是 不过挺勉强 Okay, Alice makes the team, but just barely.
这也许有点争议 但是 This may be controversial, but it...
这样看来我也是拉拉了 Seems like I'm gonna be a lesbian.
真奇怪 她的食指和无名指 Huh, that's so weird. Her index finger and
竟然完全一样长 Ring finger are exactly the same length.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
可能她是双性恋哦 Maybe she's bisexual.
达娜 哈里森 能帮给蒂姆和珍妮弄杯喝的吗 Dana, Harrison, can you make Tim and Jenny a drink for me?
好啊 没问题 没问题 Yeah, sure. Sure, sure, sure.
喝点什么 去厨房吧 Uh, drinks? Kitchen?
蒂姆 你打网球吗 So, Tim, do you play tennis?
我一直想找点刺激 'Cause I'm always looking for a little action.
-饮料来了 -事实上 我是个游泳教练 - Okay, Drinks. - Uh... actually, uh, I'm a swim coach.
根据我们的电脑记录 女士 According to our computer, ma'am,
这张驾照半年前就被吊销了 This license was revoked six months ago.
这就是我所说的技术性问题 Well, that's what I would call a technicality.
你想扯技术问题的话 If you want to get technical,
我立马送你进市中心的监狱 I should haul you downtown and throw you into jail.
我正赶着去罗西克剧院演出 I was on my way to a gig at the Roxy!
你知道伊凡·奈维尔吧 他要和我一起演出 Yeah, uh, you know Ivan Neville, he's on the bill with me,
我俩还打算一起去嗜酒者互诫协会 Well he and I were gonna check out a AA meeting together.
"奈维尔兄弟"里那个伊凡·奈维尔 Ivan Neville of the... Neville Brothers?
天啊 我爱死"奈维尔兄弟"了 God, I love the Neville Brothers!
你看过他们的现场演唱会吗 Uh, oh, well, have you ever seen them in concert?
就一次 很多年前了 Once. Years ago.
当年我还在驻守新奥尔良 Back when I was stationed in New Orleans you know.
那你有没有登上过舞台 Ohh, well have you ever been on stage,
在阿伦和他兄弟表演时只离他们五英尺远 Five feet away from Arron and his brothers performing?
我想想 Say, like,
一个月后 在"蓝调之屋" A month from now at the House of Blues?
我可以带上你 You know, I could hook you up.
好吧 但这仍然是被吊销的 明白吗 Allright, look. This is still revoked. Allright?
你必须得下车 We have to leave the car.
这真是一个非常 非常有趣的派对 This is a very - very interesting party.
那是因为贝特是艺术界的红人 Oh, that's because Bette's a big art world lady.
所以有很多艺术家 So there are a lot of artists.
是啊 有很多... Yeah, there are a lot of, uh...
拉拉 Lezzies?
真的 真有吗 我怎么没注意到 Really? Are there really? You know, I hadn't noticed that.
是啊 想不注意到都难啊 Yeah, it's kinda hard to miss.
蒂娜告诉我 她和贝特 Uh, Tina told me that she and Bette
正打算要个孩子 Are thinking about having a baby.
现在很多拉拉都是这样哦 Oh, there's a lot of that going around.
他们甚至改编了那个经典的笑话 They even had to change that famous joke.
以前是 "拉拉们第二次约会时会怎样 It used to be, what do lesbians bring on a second date?
一辆搬家汽车" A moving van.
现在是 "拉拉们第二次约会时会怎样 Now, it's, what do lesbians bring on a second date?
找位精子捐赠者" A turkey baster.
太好笑了 亲爱的 That's so funny.
我都不明白你是怎么知道这笑话的 Honey, I don't even know how you've known that joke?
他整天都和什么人混在一起啊 Who's he been hanging out with, huh?
失陪下 Excuse me.
打扰一下 你到底怎么想的 Excuse me. What were you thinking?
抱歉 西蒙 想什么 怎么了 Excuse me, Simon. What was I thinking, what?
邀请那些讨厌的直人 For inviting those geeky straight people,
抱歉 无意冒犯 I'm sorry, no affense.
难道我一整晚都得和哈里森在一起 I mean, I've gotta hang on Harrison
装作百折不"屈"的直人吗 All night long like some big fat hero?
抱歉 达娜 Excuse me, Dana?
我们真的很爱你 但是你决定和哈里森 We really love you, but, it's not our
扮演奥兹和哈里特[著名电视剧集] Cross to bear that you and Harrison
可不是我们的错 Have decided to masquerade as Ozzie and Harriet.
好吗 Ok?
抱歉 西蒙 我刚说什么来着 Sorry, Simon. So, what was I saying?
对了 责任 我们不会 Oh, right, commitment. Uh, we wouldn't
要求你负任何责任 Expect any kind of committment from you,
经济上或者其他方面 真的 Financial or otherwise, I mean really you wouldn't
甚至你都不必认识这孩子 如果你不想 Even have to know the child if you... didn't...
当然如果你想认识的话也挺好 Although it'd be nice if you wanted to have, I mean,
我们也很乐意捐赠者和孩子建立感情 We'd like it if our donor had a relationship with our child.
但是你得签一份捐赠协议 But you'd have to sign a donor contract,
同意放弃所有亲子权 Relinquishing all parental rights -
贝特 蒂娜 等等 Whoa, Bette. Tina. Slow down. I...
我不想你们白费功夫 Don't want you to waste your breath.
怎么了 What?
我受宠若惊 真的太抬举我了 I'm flattered. Totally flattered.
但是 我真的没办法做到 But... I just couldn't handle it.
我是说 要是等这孩子长到17岁 I mean... What happens when this kid
发现生活变得一团糟 Turns 17, his life's a complete mess,
憎恨你们当初的冲动 然后接下来 Hates both of your guts and next thing
恐怕他就要露宿在我门前 I know he's camped on my doorstep,
乞求我帮他从悲惨的生活中解救出来 Asking me to save him from his miserable fucking life.
我做不到 I can't do that.
"最佳处女小说" Best First Fiction?
没错 Yes.
那是不是一个很牛的奖项 Wow. Isn't that like a major prize?
我想是吧 Um, I guess so.
那么 你的小说是关于什么的 So, um, what's, what's the, uh, story about?
我塑造的这个人物性格 I have this, Uh, this character that I write about
有点像那种双重人格 但不完全是 That's sort of like this alter ego but not really,
小说名叫 《莎拉·舒斯特如是说》 And the story is called "Thus Spoke Sarah Schuster".
那很大胆哦 That's pretty bold.
希望效果不错 I hope you're good.
珍妮 这是玛琳娜 行星咖啡的老板 Um, Jenny, this is Marina. She owns the planet.
就是圣莫妮卡那儿的一家咖啡屋 It's a little cafe down on Santa Monica.
我知道 前两天我经过那里 Yeah, I, I walked by the other day but
人太多了 所以没进去 It was too crowded so I didn't go in.
人确实挺多的 这还得感谢艾丽丝 It gets really crowded, thanks to Alice
在她的杂志里帮我推荐 Who wrote me up in her magazine.
你是作家吗 Are you a writer?
对 为洛杉矶杂志写评论 Yeah, for L.A. magazine?
但我更像是名记者 和你有些不同 Yeah. More of a of a journalist. Little different from you.
我觉得没什么不同 I don't think it's different.
珍妮刚拿到一项文学奖 Jenny just won this literary prize.
真的很厉害 就是那篇 It's really big, for... this story
她刚说到的那个 She was just talking about.
谁谁如是说 "Just Spoke" something? "Just"...
《查拉图斯特拉如是说》 借用尼采的著作 "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". That's a Nietzsche reference.
没错 Yeah.
你的小说出版了吗 Has your story been published?
它会登在下期《美国最佳短篇小说》上 对吧 Yes! It'll be in the next "Best American Short Stories", Right?
我不记得告诉过你没有 Which is, I don't know if I told you
我写过不少关于"最佳"的评论 But I write a lot of "Best Of" pieces.
这样 Oh, okay.
我就是在那小说集里认识艾米·布鲁姆的 That's where I discovered Amy Bloom,
我读过她的一篇很美的小说 叫做 I read this beautiful story she wrote called, um...
《银波荡漾》 "Silver Water. "
《靠近我》 那是我最喜欢的小说集之一 "Come to Me". That's one of my favorite collections.
我想我可能读过所有 I think that I probably have read everything
艾米·布鲁姆的作品 That Amy Bloom has ever written.
我正打算写篇"最佳百元以下化妆品"的评论 I'm about to start on this "best cosmetics under $100".
据说有个住在卡拉贝斯的人 I don't know. There's supposed to be this guy in Calabasas
帮别人注射肉毒杆菌才75美元一次 Who does these botox injections for seventy five bucks a pop.
那样不违法吗 Isn't that illegal?
你读过安妮·卡尔森的作品吗 Have you read anything by Anne Carson?
《红色自传》 "The Autobiography of Red. "
《爱欲之苦乐》 "Eros The Bittersweet. "
我觉得 这些书几乎改变了我的人生 I think, um, those books practically changed my life.
你呢 你也读过这些吗 What about you? Have you read them?
是的 Yes.
你俩真该去做《都市》杂志的相配度测试 You guys should totally take the COSMO romance compatibility quiz!
我这儿有道自己的相配测试题 Well, this would be my singular romantic compatibility question:
你最喜欢的 不不不 What is your favorite - no, no no.
哪本书 Your most...
一直以来对你影响最深 最重要 Influential, important,
甚至改变了你的生活 Life-altering book, of all time.
我不确定是否想回答这个 I don't know if I want to answer that.
你呢 What's yours?
我先问你的 I asked you first.
我有个主意 I have an idea!
珍妮 你可以在这边悄悄告诉我答案 Jenny, you could whisper yours in this ear,
玛琳娜你在另一边告诉我你的 And Marina you could whisper yours in this ear,
我来告诉你们是否相配 And I'll tell ya if you're compatible.
我想我已经知道了 'Cause I think I already know.
算了 我还是 Whatever. I'm just...
让你俩直接去结婚好了 Gonna leave you two alone to get married!
你刚说的什么 What did you say?
贝特本就打算找一位艺术家 Bette was set on an artist, but
而且她说你在自己画廊展出的作品 She says you have exquisite taste
真的品味非凡 In the work that you show in your gallery.
没错 I do.
你真那么说的 You said that?
我得告诉你 我真是受宠若惊 I gotta tell ya, I couldn't be more flattered.
我知道你们会是一对很棒的母亲 I know you two are gonna be wonderful mothers
我保证会有成堆的男人 And I bet you'll have guys lining up around
排队求着为你俩打飞机 The block begging to jerk off for ya.
罗宾 你是为拒绝我们做铺垫吗 Robin, are you setting us up for a turn down?
相信我 绝不是你俩的原因 Believe me, it's got nothing to do with you guys
我对你们绝没有任何看法 And I have no reservations about you two,
而是因为我有基因缺陷 It's my own genetic shortcomings which
不想遗传给任何孩子 I wouldn't want to pass on to any child.
看到我的罗圈腿多严重了吗 家族遗传 I mean, look how bow-legged I am? it's a family trait.
那很可爱啊 我们可以接受 Oh, that's cute, we could live with that.
我还有暴牙的基因 I also carry the gene for buck teeth,
我母亲和三个姐妹都是 My mother and my three sisters are all...
有牙套啊 There are always braces.
我们还有带状疱疹的遗传病 We also have the propensity for shingles.
早期躁狂抑郁症 Early onset manic depression.
都可以治的 Both treatable.
早年谢顶 不光男性 Premature hair loss. Among the women,
也遗传女性 As well as the men. It's...
我们可以弄一个 Oh, we could get one of those...
假发 A weave.
还有可怕的...流口水的坏毛病 Also a hideous... Tendency to drool?
好了 Okay.
我们懂了 We get the picture.
明白了 We get it.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 罗宾 Thanks, Robin.
好的 抱歉 好运 Sure. Sorry. Good luck.
非常抱歉你错过了演出 I'm really sorry you missed your gig.
知道怎么去取你的车吗 You know what to do about your car?
知道 不用为这事儿自责 Yeah. Yeah, don't go beating yourself up over it...
在这冷酷无情的地方 You are one decent human being,
你真是个少见的好人 And that's rare in this soulless town.
保持下去哦 Keep it real!
好的 Allright.
不是吧 基特 嗨 No way! Kit! Hi!
你好吗姑娘 最近怎么样 Hey, girl, what's up? How you doin'?
快进来 欢迎 Come in! Welcome!
好的 谢谢了 Yeah, thanks, girl.
你在这里啊 There you are.
我在等洗手间用 I'm just waiting for the wash room.
你要不要先 D'you wanna... use...
你以前是奥运游泳队的 You were on the olympic swim team?
是啊 我是 Yeah. I was.
太好了 我正好有一项关于 This is amazing. I have a project in
竞技游泳发展的研究 Development about competitive swimming
但是一直不知从何处着手 But we haven't been able to crack the story.
你有兴趣吗 Would you be interested?
我碰到过一件不可思议的事情 Uh... There is this one incredibly dramatic thing that happened.
当时我在芝加哥大学游泳队 When I was swimming for U of Chicago...
我们有一名队员 ...We had this one guy on the team that was
他估计是我见过最棒的 Probably the best swimmer I have ever -
带我回家 Take me home.
-珍 我为你介绍下 -现在就带我回家 - Jen, I want you to meet. - I want you to take me home, now.
失陪 Excuse me.
好的 Yeah, sure.
显然我必须得走了 很高兴认识你们 Uh... Obviously I have to go. It was good talking to you.
好的 我们也是 谢谢 Sure, you too, thank you.
好吧 你姐姐简直就是这世上最酷的人 Okay. Is your sister like the coolest person on earth, or what?
基特来这儿做什么 What's Kit doing here?
我也想问呢 Your guess is as good as mine.
珍妮 我正在和别人聊的开心呢 Jen, I was in the middle of a conversation.
至少告诉我到底怎么回事吧 Do you wanna at least tell me what's going on?
我感觉很怪 I felt weird.
这回答即使对你而言也很含糊 你感觉很怪 That's pretty vague, Jen, even for you. You felt weird.
你在做什么 珍 不要 What are you...? Jen, come on.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
珍妮 你到底在做什么 Jen, what are you doing?
珍妮 Jenny...
要不要告诉我你为何没去罗西克剧院演出 Are you going to tell me why you're not at your gig at the Roxy?
我来这儿就是为了告诉你这事 Well, that was something I came over here to tell you.
贝特 你从没告诉我基特·波特是你姐姐 Bette, you never told me that Kit Porter was your sister.
半血亲姐姐 My half-sister.
猜猜是哪一半 Guess which half.
太棒了 我是吉瑞米·布洛克 刚打过招呼了 That is extremely cool. uh, Jeremy Block. I said hi earlier.
我前些年在好莱坞罗斯福酒店 I saw you play a couple years ago at the
看过你的表演 你太了不起了 Hollywood Roosevelt. You're - You're awesome.
谢谢 你太过奖了 Oh, thank you, you're very kind.
你真的很棒 我们最近正在 No, you really were. We're putting together
为我制作的影片做配乐 The soundtrack for a picture I'm producing.
和很多经典爵士和布鲁斯女艺人一起合作 We're working with a bunch of classic jazz and blues ladies
她们和你一定会很投缘 And I guarantee who will completely dig you.
可我正好有些事要和我的宝贝妹妹谈 Well, I was about to get into something here with my baby sister...
可以等等再谈 我还有一屋子客人要招待 I'm sure it can wait. I've got a house full of people.
来吧 派对就在"双人"俱乐部的包厢里 Come on. Party's in the back room at Les Deux.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
这是个演出机会 你当然应该去 It's a potential gig, you should definitely go.
好吧 Okay.
这也太打击人了 What an ego bruiser.
一晚上被拒绝三次 Three turn-downs in one night.
是我们的方式有问题吗 Is there something wrong with our pitch?
这和你们俩没关系 It has nothing to do with you guys.
是因为 现在的新派男性们 You know, it's the... It's the new male.
什么 What?
你又了解男人什么啊 我是说 What do you know about men, I mean,
你又从来没和男人交往过 You've never even been with a man.
新派男人比旧派男人更注重精神层面 Well, the new male is more spiritual than the old male.
他们将精子看做是自己内在的延续 He seems his sperm as an extension of his inner being,
而旧派男人射在女人体内 Whereas the old male shot into any female
根本不会考虑后果 Without thinking about what would happen.
新男性非常关心他们播下的种未来会怎样 The new male totally cares what becomes of his seed.
天哪 你真是个"尤达"[星球大战中的绝地大师] Oh, my god, it's Yoda.
没错 看来他们美发学校还教这个 Yeah, they teach that at hairdresser school, by the way.
真是好极了 为何当我们要他们继续 Well that's great. Why do they have to go all sensitive on us
做混蛋时 他们忽然又变得敏感了 Just when we need them to keep on being the same old assholes.
不知道 I don't know.
好了 我们要走了 Allright. Yeah, we're gonna go.
晚安 大家 Goodnight, you guys.
拜 Bye...
她肯定和那女孩回家过夜去了 She's totally going home with that girl.
天呐 离我远点 哈里森 Oh, my god, get off me, Harrison,
派对结束了 做回你的同志吧 The party's over, go back to being gay.
我也得走了 要帮忙收拾吗 I gotta go. You guys need help cleaning up?
不用了 We got it.
明天请人来清理 Yeah, somebody's coming in tomorrow.
晚安了 大家 Goodnight, you guys.
晚安 Goodnight.
太谢谢了 Thank you so much.
睡个好觉 Have a good night.
晚安 Good night.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
你来这儿多久了 How long have you been out here?
昨晚我睡不着 你却睡得那么沉 I couldn't sleep last night. And you were totally out.
是啊 有人折腾的我精疲力尽 Yeah, well, somebody wore me out.
我大概 I came up here...
凌晨3点 Around three o'clock...
来的这里 In the morning...
然后我开始写作 And then I started to write.
却感到很害怕 And I was so scary.
这是个全新的地方 珍妮 It's a whole new place, Jen.
你得花点时间才能适应 It's just going to take you a while to find your groove.
是的 Yeah.
你还没告诉我昨晚为什么那么不开心 You know, you never told me why why you were so upset last night.
因为我有点喝多了 'Cause I was just a little drunk.
希望昨晚没让你扫兴 I hope I didn't ruin your night.
昨晚后来变得很好 你不觉得吗 I think it turned out pretty well. Don't you think?
是的 Yeah.
大家注意 抬起臀部 Okay everybody, let's get those butts up,
离开车座 加油上路了 Out of the saddle and get on the road!
那个该死的派对让我很沮丧 The fucking party made me so depressed.
下次授精我们得再等上整整一个月 We have to wait a whole month before another insemination.
是啊 至少还有人陪你一起等 Yeah, well at least you have somebody to wait with.
至少你早上醒来时 At least there's someone in bed with you
床上有人陪伴 when you wake up in the morning, you know.
大家注意 Now everyone.
低下头 闭上眼睛 集中注意力 Drop your heads. Close your eyes and set your intentions.
你们来这是干嘛的 Why are you here?
为了跟朋友闲扯 To gossip with your friends?
还是为了塑造体型 Or to change your body?
还有四十分钟 你们打算怎么磨洋工呢 What do you want to get out of the next forty minutes?
好好欣赏你那壮观的奶头 A good look at your spectacular tits would be nice.
上吧 Go for it.
不... 还有 她是异性恋 No... besides, she's straight.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为我被她电到了 Because I'm so attracted to her.
每次能把我电到的人 Everytime I'm attracted to somebody,
要么名花有主 要么是异性恋 she's either unavailable or straight.
达娜 Dana!
珍妮 Jenny!
你好 Hey!
你一个人来的吗 Are you here by yourself?
对 我是一个人 Yeah, I am by myself.
你... Do -
但我要回家做三明治 But I'm gonna go home and make a sandwich.
别 别 我们有桌子 No, no. We've got a table.
一起过来坐吧 Come sit with us.
好吧 好 Okay, okay.
有个导师推荐了这个名为"纯写作"的研习班 This instructor recommended this workshop called "all write"
然后他和你见面 教你些肢体动作 And this instructor meets with you and does thing called body work
美其名曰帮助你倾听内在的声音... You know to help you get in touch with your inner voice...
但我觉得很怪异 Which I thought was weird!
知道吗 你该看看我的杂志 You know, you should check out my magazine,
有时我们会给富有创造力的人士 Because we sometimes do these resource lists
列出这些资源清单 For the creative humanity.
好的 Oh, okay.
或者 加州大学洛杉矶分校是你的最佳选择 Or, uh, you know, UCLA might be your best bet.
不 我不想...不想再读书了 No, I don't wanna... I don't wanna go back to school,
叫什么杂志来着 ... But, what's the name of...
玛琳娜有个阅读小组 你们那晚见过了 Marina has a reading group. You guys met the other night.
你好 珍妮 Hi, Jenny.
你好 Hey.
那么... So...
你觉得行星咖啡怎么样 How do you like The Planet?
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
很不错 It's nice.
你愿意加入我的阅读小组吗 Do you want to come to my reading group?
好啊 Yes.
就是说我能拜读你的大作了 That means I can read one of your stories.
没问题 你想看什么都行 No, you can read anything you want.
什么都行 You know. Anything.
该死 天啊 很晚了 Oh, shit, oh, god, it's late.
对了 我... 我又要开始 You know, I, uh, I - I - I'm starting
打巡回赛了 所以 我该走了 A new tour so I should... I should go.
我跟你们一起走 I'm gonna follow you guys out.
珍妮 好运哦 Jenny, good luck.
好 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
我想你已经找到要找的东西了 I think you might have found what you were looking for.
再见 艾丽丝 Bye, Alice.
很高兴见到你 It was good to see you.
你没问题吧 You'll be okay?
对 我很好 Yeah, I'm good.
她当然没问题 Of course she's okay.
你没事吧 You're okay, right?
不 我没事 我很好 我... No, I'm good. I'm good. I, uh, I...
希望那晚我没有让你不舒服 I hope I didn't upset you the other night.
不 No.
你没让我不舒服 You didn't upset me.
我只是... 想过来说一声我不是... I just, uh, I came here to say that I'm not, I...
我不是... I'm not...
咖啡狂热者吗 A big coffee drinker?
我要走了 蒂姆五点就到家了 所以... I have to go. I have to go. Tim is gonna be home...at five. So...
可是现在才两点 But it - it's only two.
所以我得... So... I - I need -
别着急 现在才两点 Don't be upset. It's only two o'clock.
我知道 但我要等他的电话 好吗 I know, but I need to be there. When he calls. Okay?
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
我送你上车 I'll walk you to your car.
好的 Okay.
是吗 Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢什么 把你说成瘾君子吗 For what? Turning you into a speed freak?
这是你的车吗 Is this your car?
是 我是说 这是蒂姆的车 Yes, I mean, this is... this is Tim's car.
真难为情 It's embarrassing.
肌肉型车 A muscle car.
真性感 It's sexy.
明晚有时间吗 愿意来"雷达"吗 Are you busy tomorrow night? Do you wanna come to Radar?
"雷达"是什么 What's Radar?
是我们这里每周二的特别之夜 It's a special night we do here on Tuesdays.
很棒 Great.
不去了 谢谢 No, thank you.
好吧 Okay.
你要是改变主意就告诉我 Call me if you change your mind.
好 Okay.
没问题 我可以 I could do this, yes.
那你是否介意 And you have no problem with the concept
将一个新生命带到人世间 Of bringing a child into the world
却对他或她的成长毫无发言权 And having absolutely no say as to how he or she is raised.
我的孩子差不多遍布全球了 I must have children all over the world.
我干吗还要介意这一个 Now why would I have a problem with this one?
我现在就能签捐赠协议 I will sign the donor's contract now.
让·保罗 我冒昧的问一句 Jean-Paul, I don't mean to be rude or anything,
你是否有任何的... But do you have any, uh...
身体疾病 或者家族病史 或者... Medical... problems, a history of family illnesses, or...
加摩士家族的人个个身体倍儿棒 Health is excellent with the Chamois family.
让·保罗 我知道你刚刚说 Uh, Jean-Paul, I know you say that
你对一切都没有异议 You're comfortable with all these,
但我还是希望你认真地考虑一下 But I just want you to think about it for a minute.
协议在哪 Where is this contract?
我们什么时候做 And, uh, when we do this?
等到蒂娜的下个排卵期 Uh, when Tina's next ovulating.
你们是想在我床上做呢 You want to do this, uh, here in my bed?
还是要我去你们那里 Or, do you want me to come to you?
随便你了 我们... 会给你个无菌量杯 Wherever you want. Uh. We'll... give you a sterile cup.
或者 如果你需要隐私 Or, if you prefer, if you need your privacy,
我可以等你完成之后再来取 I can come back later after you finish and pick it up.
量杯 Cup?
什么量杯 What is this cup?
是个取样杯 Uh... well, it's a specimen cup.
你... 射在里面 You... ejaculate into it.
不 不 我们不能那样做 Ah, no no no. We don't do that way.
我们要... 男欢女爱那种 We do as a... man and woman.
让·保罗 对不起 我还以为你明白呢 Jean-Paul, I'm sorry, I just thought you understood.
你想三个人一起来吗 Do you want it to be all three?
那也没问题 Because that would be fine.
反正这个孩子也是你的 It is going to be your baby, too.
不行 No.
不行 就我和她吗 好的 No? It's just me and her. Bon.
让·保罗 我们不仅忠于彼此 Jean-Paul, not only are we monogamous,
而且不跟男人上床 We don't sleep with men.
但是 没有其它方法能怀上孩子了 But, uh, to have a baby there is no other way.
这不是我们的选择 好吗 Just not an option for us, okay?
但对我而言 这是唯一的选择 But, for me it is the only option.
一种义务 An obligation.
我只有通过男女之间那种... I cannot bring a baby into this world that is
激情的碰撞 Not conceived through the passionate...
才能创造出一个全新的生命 ...between a man and a woman.
喂 有小弟弟 有小妹妹 才有小宝宝 Hey, the penis, the pussy, the baby.
你在开玩笑吧 You can't be serious!
有小弟弟 有小妹妹 才有小宝宝 Ze penis, ze pussy, ze baby?
我发誓是真的 Oh, god, I swear.
拜托 小蒂 这很搞笑 C'mon, Tee, it's funny.
抱歉 我没发现有什么搞笑的 I'm sorry, I don't find it funny.
试试看嘛 对于这种事要有幽默感 Try. It's important to have a sense of humor about these things.
我还以为你把这件事 Oh, well, I guess you're just going to
当成我们共同的事情呢 Take care of that for the both of us.
你干嘛这么说 Why are you doing this?
怎么 我说什么了 What, what am I doing?
我们有玛丽 还有崔西 我觉得... We got Mary and we've got Trish, and I think we -
你好 兰迪 Hey, Randy.
你好 Hey.
你真美 You look amazing.
谢了 Thanks.
该死 我都想抛弃兰迪跟你出去了 Damn. I think I'm gonna ditch Randy and take you out myself.
你想来吗 Do you wanna come?
不好意思 我们还有一堆的事要做 Hey, 'cause we got a shitload of work to do.
不过你看上去很棒 Hey, but you do look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
不会太晚回来的 I'm not going to be late.
好的 Okay.
再见 Goodbye.
再见 兰迪 Bye, Randy.
再见 Goodnight.
她打扮得花枝招展的要去哪啊 Wonder where's she off to all dolled up like that?
行星咖啡 他们好像 Uh, The Planet, they're uh,
今晚有个特别派对什么的 Having some kind of special party or something.
你就让她自己去吗 And you're letting her go alone?
我要她去的 I'm making her go.
她的社交圈不太广 She doesn't know that many people.
认识她的人都知道她是宅女 If you know her, she's kind of a recluse.
你好 珍妮 Hello, Jenny.
都是女人啊 It's all women.
没错 "雷达"是场女性派对 Oh, yeah, Radar is a woman's party.
我就是这个意思 你觉得呢 That's what I'm talking about. What do you think?
太酷了 Hot. So hot.
你好 珍妮 不知道你今晚会来 Hey, Jenny. Didn't know you were coming out tonight.
玛琳娜邀我来的 Yeah, Marina invited me.
我觉得她会喜欢的 I thought she'd like Radar.
贝特的姐姐弄了个诗歌之夜 我想你会喜欢 Bette's sister, Kit, does a poetry night. I think you'd enjoy it.
贝特在哪 Where's Bette?
-她在工作 -她们还在吵架 - She's at work. - They're still fighting.
天啊 这里有这么多辣妹 Oh, my god, there's so many hot girls here.
你好吗 How are you?
很好... Good...
我要去打撞球 一会儿见 I'm gonna go play pool, so I will see you all later.
去吧 Bye.
我们一进来你就该去勾搭她 You should hit on her when we first came in.
真搞不懂 I don't get it.
我到底哪里比不上夏恩 What does Shane have that I don't have?
你的态度有问题 It has to do with your attitude.
我态度没问题 I've got attitude.
因为她欲擒故纵 It's because she's so withholding.
不 是因为她很自信 No... it's because she's so confident.
不 因为她很愚蠢 No, it's because she's so stupid
而愚蠢的人往往靠不住 And stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.
达娜 她可是你的朋友 Dana... she's your friend.
这是自信 知道吗 It's confidence, okay? I'm telling you.
归功于她的乳头 It's because of her nipples.
什么叫归功于她的乳头 What do you mean it's because of her nipples?
她的乳头是镇上最棒的 她很清楚这个 She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.
天啊 你说得对 乳头让她自信满满 Oh, my god, you're so right, she has nipple confidence!
很漂亮 They are nice.
没错 小巧玲珑 线条优美 Yeah. They're small and they're perfectly formed.
说不定能搞个"洛杉矶最佳乳头"的专题 I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A.'s best nipples -
好主意 Oh, that'd be good.
想法不错吧 It's a good one, right?
我想四处溜达一会儿 I think I'm just gonna wander around for a bit.
你还好吧 Are you all right?
我没事 Yeah, I'm good.
你好啊 Hi there.
不 谢谢 No. Thank you.
一共是77.83元 把卡给你... The total is $77.83. so, I give you the card...
我先得这样... Oh, and I do this...
然后你要签字 ...And then you have to sign it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-谢谢 -祝你愉快 - Thanks, guys. - Have a nice day!
那么... 这个要怎么处理 Okay... what do I do with this?
住在这附近感觉怎么样呢 So do you like living in this neighborhood?
不好说 我想还行吧 Um, I don't know, it's okay, I guess.
你不介意周围有很多... You don't mind it that there are...
同性恋之类的人吗 A lot of homos and stuff around?
什么 What?
别误会 我觉得他们挺酷的 不过 Don't get me wrong, they seem pretty cool to me, but,
他们有没有经常对你男朋友暗送秋波 Aren't they always like checking out your boyfriend and stuff?
没有 No.
有客人 Customer.
是你啊 Oh, my god.
需要的时候就呼我 Page me if you need me.
来吧 我想看你为我结帐 C'mon. I wanna see you check me out.
好的 Okay...
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
关于昨晚的事 About last night.
我不该... I should've...
不该就那么离开的 I shouldn't have left like that.
我真的觉得自己很傻 非常傻 I feel really silly. I feel really, really silly
我好像有点被吓到了 And I think I kind of freaked out.
并不是因为那是个同性恋酒吧 And not because it was a gay bar, okay?
而是因为我完全不知道 But because I had absolutely no idea
自己在那里该做些什么 What I was doing there. You know?
好了 一共是54.05元 Okay. Um, the total is $54.05.
希望他们在给员工付薪水时 I hope they overpay their employees
也能像给顾客找零这么大方 As much as they overcharge the customers.
你想来参加我的阅读小组吗 Do you want to come to my reading group?
从下周一起持续一周 It's one week from Monday.
不知道 I don't know.
我得... 问问蒂姆 I have to... check with Tim.
给你 There you go.
玛琳娜 你的阅读小组成员都是同志吗 Marina. Is your - is your reading group a gay group?
不 No.
也有直人的 There are straight people.
你穿着围裙很可爱 You look cute with the little apron on.
是的 很抱歉 Yes. Okay. I'm sorry.
我们每个月聚一次 五对情侣 We get together once a month. Five couples,
每对花费不超过50元 Fifty dollars per couple is our limit.
真的 Really?
我和珍妮在芝加哥时也玩过游戏 Jenny and I belonged to a game back in Chicago.
但她不太擅长作弊 She's not a very good cheater, though.
我不作弊的 I am not a cheater.
对不起 我不作弊的 Excuse me. I am not a cheater.
蒂姆总说我作弊 Tim likes to say that I am a cheater
因为他总是输 对吗 蒂姆 Because Tim is always losing. Right, Tim?
拜托 才不是这样 不完全这样 Come on, that's not true. Not never, anyway.
有一次我赢了整整三块钱 Once I went out, up three whole dollars.
你们明晚过来吧 You guys should come tomorrow night.
我们还能腾出地方给他们吧 We can always make room for another couple, right?
行 你们什么时候开始 Cool, uh, what time do you guys start?
我不行 我得去参加阅读小组 Um, I can't, I have that, um, book club thing.
打电话取消吧 So, just call and cancel.
这个很有趣 说不定我们还能成为常客 This would be fun, maybe we can become regular--
我都答应了 I'm committed.
那就爽约呗 有什么大不了的 So uncommit. What's the big deal?
这活动每月只有一次 'Cause, um, it's only once a month
而且我真的很期待 And I've been really looking forward to it.
天啊 你真想让我取消吗 Oh, god, do you really want me to cancel?
不 No.
去吧 Go on.
真可惜我们来不成了 We won't be able to make it.
不过下次要记得我们 Just keep us in mind, though.
行啊 哥们 Sure, man.
我以为你跟乔在一起 I thought you were hanging with Joe.
他已经搞定了 He's got it under control.
我本想着我们可以整晚都待在一起 I thought we could spend the rest of the evening together.
我得去锻炼 最近有点焦虑 I need exercise. Feeling a little tense.
好吧 Fine.
看来我得先通知你 I guess I should've called first.
对 Yeah.
真不敢相信卡罗琳·西[美国作家]也是小组成员 I can't believe that Carolyn See is in the group.
是啊 百闻不如一见 I know. Great lines... such a turn-on.
很庆幸我今晚来了 真是受益匪浅 I am so happy that I came, I feel very, very inspired!
你能这么想就太好了 Well, good! That's what it's all about.
是啊 Yes.
说不定下次能读读你的作品 Maybe next time you'll read from one of your stories.
不 No!
为什么 Why not?
不为什么 Because.
你不必勉强自己做任何事 You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do.
蒂娜 Tina!
好啊 你怎么在这儿啊 Hey. What are you doing here?
我来这里净化心灵的 I'm just exorcising some demons.
你看起来很棒 You look really good.
是吗 I do?
没错 Yeah!
这里的线条很清晰 You're getting great definition right here.
看看这背阔肌 已经开始若隐若现了 The latissimus dorsi. It's really starting to pop.
你做屈臀动作时拉伸感觉好吗 Are you getting a good stretch in your hip flexors?
我得走了 I gotta go.
贝特特意赶回家来陪我 Bette came home just to be with me.
我早就心不在焉了 I don't know what I was thinking.
蒂娜 Tina?
我打算精心挑选些学员进行单独辅导 I'm starting to see some private clients very selectively.
有兴趣的话告诉我 Let me know if you're interested.
好 没问题 Yeah! I will.
晚安 Goodnight.
晚安 今晚很开心 Goodnight. I had a really great time.
荣幸之至 Good. I'm glad.
做个好梦 Have sweet dreams.
听着 如果你真想再去见 Look, if you really want to go back
丹·褔兹沃西 我没意见 To Dan Foxworthy, that's fine by me.
我去预约一下 你什么时候有空 I'll make an appointment. Tell me when you're free.
预约之后告诉我时间就行了 Just make the appointment and tell me when it is.
明天下午三点一刻 Tomorrow at 3:15.
我本打算自己去见他 但有你去当然更好 I was going to see him by myself but I'd rather you come with me.
敬珍妮的洛城新生活 To Jenny being in L.A.
干杯 Cheers.
真高兴你来了 I'm so glad you're here.
我很想念你 I missed you a lot.
我也是 I've missed you, too.
他们真可爱 Aren't they cute?
郎才女貌 Adorable.
行了 行了 点菜吧 Allright, allright, allright. Let's order.
你们还在冷战吗 Are you guys still fighting?
你能让他们弄点烤面包来吗 I'll tell you what. Can you just get them to grill it?
我老婆似乎觉得我不需要裹面包粉 My wife doesn't seem to think I need all that breading.
没错 他不需要 你都大腹便便了 You don't. He doesn't. You're getting a paunch.
看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here.
你好 Hi.
伙计 Man!
那妞真辣 她看上去真不像个女同 That girl is so hot. She doesn't really look like she's gay.
兰迪 Randy.
怎么了 What?
玛琳娜不是同性恋吧 Marina's not gay, is she?
我不清楚 I have no idea.
如果她是的话... 我想她和那个 Well, if she is... I think she's with
发型可爱的金发女孩是一对 That blonde with the cute haircut.
你觉得她可爱吗 You think she's cute?
拜托 我又没说我想 Cute? Nah, I didn't say I wanted to
跟她上床 只是说... sleep with her, I just said she's--
不 我喜欢那个有摇滚范儿的 No, I like the one that looks like a rock star.
如果我得和个女人交往 If I had to be with a woman...
她就是我的菜 I think she'd be my type.
我要去下洗手间 I have to use the bathroom.
酒还不赖吧 Wine's not bad, hm?
你来这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我猜和你的目的一样吧 The same thing you're doing here, I imagine.
我发现这样很让我分神 Well, I'm finding it very distracting.
是吗 Do you?
我想再见到你 I'd like to see you again.
住手 Stop it.
我要走了 I have to go.
我路过行星咖啡 给你买了一杯 Hey. Stopped at The Planet, got you a cup of coffee.
"她流浪过旷野 拂起那第一层面纱" "She drifted across the expanse, lifted the first veil. "
对不起 I'm sorry.
怎么了 What's going on?
我只是有点紧张 I'm just a little tense.
你每天都去学校 You go off to school every day and you
每天都有自己的事情要忙 Have your whole deal worked out, and...
而我不确定自己在这里该做些什么 I'm not quite sure what I'm doing in L.A.
我觉得你做得很不错 I thought you were doing well.
你开始写作 也有了一份自己想要的工作 I mean, you're writing. You're working, at a job that you wanted.
甚至还交了些新朋友 You even made a few new friends, right?
我只是觉得现在有点恐惧 I just feel like it's kind of a little scary right now.
有点不知所措的感觉 I'm feeling a bit, um, overwhelmed.
别拿我当出气筒 Don't take it out on me.
我不是敌人 I'm not the enemy.
我明白 I know.
你是最支持我的人 You couldn't be more supportive of me.
要去接吗 You wanna get that?
喂 Hello?
你好 Hi.
是的 你还好吗 Uh... yeah. how are you?
好啊 Oh, okay.
好 没问题 Yes, no problem.
好的 Okay.
再见 Bye.
刚才是 玛琳娜打来的 That was, uh, that was Marina.
她约我周六晚上一起吃饭 We're gonna have dinner on Saturday night.
我们没计划吧 We don't have plans, do we,
如果有的话 我可以改天再约他们 Because if we do,I can reschedule them.
没有 去吧 没事 No, go ahead, it's fine.
我们只是聚在一起 We were just gonna get together
谈读书俱乐部的事情 And we were gonna talk about the book club,
蒂姆 我觉得我该给她回电话 告诉她 But Tim, I think I should call her back and tell her
我们需要点时间在一起 That you and I need to spend some time together.
珍妮 周六晚上我和系主任 Jenny, I have a basketball game with
要打一场篮球赛 The department head on Saturday night,
你去吧 跟玛琳娜吃饭 没关系的 Go. Have dinner with Marina, it's fine.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢你 Thank you.
她说她马上就到了 She said she was coming.
事先没通知她 It was kinda last-minute, though.
那你觉得她可能不来吗 So you think she might not be showing up?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许我们该花点时间谈谈你 Maybe we should spent a little time talking about you.
真抱歉我迟到了 但是我真的情有可原 I'm sorry I'm late. but I have a really good excuse.
千万别以为办这事容易 So don't make this easy on me.
我已经找到了一个极好的捐献者 I have found the perfect donor.
谁 Who?
马库斯·艾伦伍德 他是名艺术家 Marcus Allenwood, he's an artist,
他的作品刚入选下一届惠特尼双年展 And he's just been selected for the next Whitney Biennial.
我跟他好好地谈了谈 I had a serious conversation with him.
但是我从没见过他 But I've never met him.
对 但是我非常清楚你和我 No, but I know exactly what you and I
要找什么样的人 他真的太完美了 Are looking for and he is so perfect.
他连孩子都有了 所以他肯定能让人怀孕 He even has a kid so we know he can get someone pregnant.
我从来没 见过 他 I never, met, him.
你明天就能见到他了 You will meet him tomorrow.
他明天11点会来家里 He's coming by the house at 11 and
然后你就可以带他去精子库了 You're taking him to the cryobank.
他后天就要去科隆了 He's leaving the next day for Cologne.
他要去参加一个联展 He's a in a group show.
小蒂 他愿意帮我们 我们可以把精子冷藏 Tee, he's willing to do this for us so we can have sperm on ice
等到你下次排卵 For when you're next ovulating.
我们想用的时候就能取了 It'll be there when we wanna use it.
马 马库斯 M - Marcus?
是蒂娜吧 Tina, right?
我要去卧室拿点东西 I have to get something out of the bedroom,
你请坐 And uh, have a seat
然后 然后我们就去 精子库 And... and then we'll go to the... cryobank!
好啊 Okay.
妈的 Fuck!
准备好了吗 Ready?
蒂娜 贝特没告诉你我是黑人吗 Tina, did Bette not tell you I was black?
没 提都没提 No. Not at all.
但是 她没有 没有告诉我 But, she didn't... not tell me,
是因为根本不重要 对吧 Because it doesn't matter either way! Right?
我不能替你回答 I can't answer that for you.
对 No.
好了 你准备好走了吗 Okay. You ready to go?
走吧 Let's do it.
你好 Hi.
我是蒂娜·柯纳德 我跟朋友一起来的 I'm Tina Kennard, and I'm here with my friend.
他是来这 存东西的 He's here to make a...deposit.
马库斯 对吧 Marcus, right?
没错 That's right.
记录上显示你最近做了艾滋病病毒检测 And it says here you've recently been HIV tested.
我带了所有的文件 I have all my paperwork.
那你就只需要这个 Then here's all you need from me.
洗手间在大厅楼下 左侧 The bathroom is down the hall, on the left,
如果你需要点刺激 那里有杂志 And there are magazines in there if you need any encouragement.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你真是做了一个重大的决定 Wow. That's a pretty serious decision to make.
是吗 Isn't it?
你肯定深思熟虑过了 You must've given it a lot of thought.
因为那么高大的男人 生的孩子也会很大 'Cause really big men like that tend to make really big babies.
你很有可能需要剖腹产 You'll probably be looking at a C-section.
怎么了 What's up?
她 她在后面 She's uh, she's in the back.
再见 Bye.
再见 See ya later.
再见 Bye.
怎么了 What's going on?
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
我收到了艾丽丝发来的 含糊却紧急的短信 I got this... vague but urgent message from Alice.
非常好 Oh, great.
你将我置于一个很尴尬的境地 You put me in a fucking awkward position.
你怎么不告诉我马库斯·艾伦伍德是黑人 How could you not tell me that Marcus Allenwood is black?
天啊 我 我 我不知道 God, I - I... I don't know,
我想 我确实 我应该 I guess I - I should've, I should've...
我只是没想到你会觉得 I just didn't think it would be a
黑人捐献者有问题 Problem for you to use a black donor.
我不是说我不想要一个黑人捐献者 I didn't say I didn't want a black donor.
我只是觉得我们应该事先商量一下 I just think we should've discussed it.
我们绝对商量过了 蒂娜 We absolutely discussed it, Tina.
从一开始 我们就商量过 Right in the very beginning, we said that
如果由你做生母的话 If you were going to be the birth mother,
我们就该考虑找一位非裔美国人做捐献者 That we should consider finding an African-American donor,
这样孩子才会更像是我们的孩子 That way the child would be more like our child.
但我完全没心理准备 But I wasn't prepared.
我不懂 除了 I don't understand. other than...
你要承诺和我共度一生之外 Being committed... to spending the rest of your life with me.
还有什么事情需要准备呢 What more do you need to do to prepare?
看着我 贝特 Look at me, Bette.
我觉得自己没法胜任做一个 I don't feel qualified to be the mother of a child
有一半非裔美国人血统的孩子的母亲 Who's half African-American.
我不知道做一个黑人意味着什么 I don't know what it means to be black.
在这方面 我觉得自己可以做点贡献 I think I can make a contribution in that department.
难道你不认为 撇开其他事不谈 And don't you think, on top of everything else,
拥有两个妈妈 To also have two mums
对一个孩子来说已经很特别了吗 That is a lot of otherness to put on one child.
你对马库斯·艾伦伍德的反应 Your reaction to Marcus Allenwood,
实际点讲 However honest it
会让贝特觉得你拒绝她的身份 Comes across to Bette like a rejection of her identity.
我 我爱贝特 I - I love Bette.
我爱她这个人 我 I... I love who she is, I...
我只是对自己的反应没做好准备 I just wasn't ready for how I would react.
你知道我是怎么想的吗 Do you know what that says to me?
我们还没准备好要孩子吗 That we're not ready to have children together?
"因为莎拉·舒斯特已然崩溃 "Because Sarah Schuster came down,
现在她辱骂你 And now she reviles you,
恰似你辱骂自己的渴望" Like you revile your own craving. "
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
你有时候让我觉得害怕 You scare me sometimes.
我觉得你正走向边缘 I see you going right to that edge.
而我已经失去你了 And I think I've lost you.
你回来时带着... And then you come back with...
我也知道你为什么从我这里消失 And I know why you have to disappear on me like that.
我的人生中有了你真的很幸运 I'm so fucking proud to have you in my life.
我也很庆幸能拥有你 I'm so proud to have you in my life.
你知道吗 Do you know that?
下午在比赛前我要去拿点东西 There's something I wanted to get this afternoon before my game.
我现在就要去了 I'm gonna go do that.
我不知道 I don't know.
"牛奶"什么时候开门 What time does Milk start?
你干嘛不叫达娜去 Why don't you just ask Dana to go?
你们得把这事儿给解决了 You know, you guys are just going to have to work that out.
我肯定夏恩会去那儿的 Well, I'm sure Shane's gonna be there.
为什么不呢 Yeah, why not?
她当然会去 Of course she is.
真的吗 Oh really?
等等 你要去哪里 Hold on. Where are you going?
我不知道 I don't know.
演讲不是七点半开始吗 Doesn't the programme start at 7:30?
是 Yup.
你不用来了 你可以去陪艾丽丝还有夏恩 You don't have to come. You can go out with Alice and Shane.
告诉你 我不能去了 Shit, you know what? I can't go.
对 贝特要在加州艺术中心做个演讲 Yeah, Bette's giving an art talk at the C.A.C.
对 不用 就这样 Yeah. No. All right.
玩得开心 再见 Have fun. Bye.
当她注视你的时候 她不是在注视 When she looks at you, she's not looking
一个黑种女人或者白种女人 At a black woman or a white woman
她只是在看着她深爱的女人 She's looking at the woman she loves.
她只看她想看到的事 She sees what she wants to see.
也许她只看到了你想让她看的 Maybe she sees what you let her see.
也许这在以前不重要 I mean, maybe this wasn't important before,
也许这么多年来都如你所愿 Maybe what's worked best for you all these years,
得到所有美好的事物 You know, getting all your pretty things
完成你美丽的人生 And putting together this to your pretty life.
难道不是你让别人看到他们想看的吗 Is that you let people see what they want to see.
你到底想说什么 What are you trying to say?
没什么 只是 也许那样对你来说容易些 Nothing! Just... maybe it's been easier for you that way.
很好 That's nice.
真的很好 That's really nice.
别这样 别走 Oh, come on, don't walk out!
别走 亲爱的 别走 Oh, come on girl, don't walk outta here!
不要就这么走了 Don't walk outta like this!
我们别再这样对待彼此了 We gotta stop doing this to each other!
你说我们 We?
好吧 是我不能再这样下去了 Okay. I gotta stop doing it.
我才是那个常常落荒而逃的人 I'm the one that always runs away.
我承认 但是别重蹈我的覆辙 Okay, but don't do what I did.
别走 好好听我说 因为我不会 Stay, hear me out, because I'm not going
只说你爱听的话 To say what you want me to say.
只有一件事能真正地影响我们 There's only one thing that cuts across all our realities.
那就是爱 搭建在我们所有差异上的桥梁 It's love. The bridge between all our differences.
你的生命中充满了爱 And you have so much love in your life.
你为什么要拆毁那座桥呢 Why are you trying to tear down that bridge?
为什么呢 Why?
我不知道 I don't know.
你给夏恩打电话了 对吧 So you called Shane, right?
我以为你打过了 I thought you did.
我以为你打过了 I thought you did!
我叫你打给她的 I told you to call!
我发誓你说过你要打的 I swear you said you were calling.
才没有 我是叫你打过去 No, I said you call!
算了 她肯定会来的 她肯定会的 Whatever. She'll be here. She'll be here!
我们怎样鉴别一副可能被 How do we draw the line that signifies
误认为是色情的作品呢 Whether an image reads as pornography?
我是说 谁能决定哪些是艺术 I mean, who gets to say what passes
哪些是淫秽作品呢 As art and what is obscenity
劳瑞·帕坡的一组名为"七"的 The debate has been taken up by Laurie Papou in a
系列作品就引起了争议 Series of paintings entitled of the group of "Seven"
请大家欢迎劳瑞 Please welcome Laurie.
那么劳瑞 从何种程度上这种有关身体的 So Laurie, to what extent is this body
作品会被解读为叙述性的呢 Of work meant to be read narrative.
她很棒 你的女友 She's awesome. Your girlfriend.
对啊 那是当然 She is, isn't she?
有时候我都忘了 Sometimes I forget.
你们俩 真的是一对漂亮鸳鸯 You two - really beautiful couple.
我说真的 I mean that.
你真的很漂亮 You're really beautiful.
怎么这么闷 Why is it so depressing?
因为总是那么几张老脸 Because it's the same faces,
夜复一夜 日复一日 Night after night.Week after week.
玩转夜店 游荡的女孩 Floating clubs, floating girls.
她很可爱 She's cute.
她跟我的前两任都好过了 She's been with two of my exes.
别走进恶性循环 Staying out of that vicious cycle.
太棒了 It's amazing.
当我觉得难以忍受的时候我就会来这 This is where I come when I can't stand it anymore.
有时候我无法安睡 Sometimes when I can't sleep I...
就躺在这儿看日出 ...Lie down right here and watch the sun rise.
这么说很俗 但我还是要说你俩实在是 This is vulgar, I know, but the two of you are just so...
太性感了 Fuckin' sexy!
无意冒犯 No offense!
很难被这种话冒犯 Uh, it's hard to take offense at that.
我要去拿点喝的 I'm gonna get a drink.
你们谁需要喝点什么吗 Can I get either of you anything?
不用了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
谢谢 不用了 No thanks, I'm fine.
-他这是... -他在向我们献殷勤 - Is he...? - He's hitting on us.
没错 He is.
天啊 很久没碰到这种事了 God, that hasn't happened in a while.
我有个想法 I have a thought.
听起来可能有点疯狂 It might be crazy.
什么想法 What?
我知道你在排卵期 I know you're ovulating.
你觉得他有魅力吗 Do you think he's attractive?
他是个了不起的艺术家吗 Is he a good artist?
管他呢 Who cares.
那丹·褔兹沃西那里怎么说 What about Dan Foxworthy?
去他的丹·褔兹沃西 Oh, fuck Dan Foxworthy.
我是说 这是我们的生活 根本不需要 I mean, it's our life, we don't need his
让别人来决定我们该怎么做 Permission to do what we think is right for us.
那你不介意吗 And you're okay with...
我只想和你有个宝宝 I wanna have a baby with you.
如果我们一起去做 就足以让我认为 And if we make it together, that's enough
那是我们的孩子 For me to know that's our baby.
好吧 Okay.
真的 你确定吗 Yeah? you sure?
对 Yeah.
她不是我喜欢的类型 Ah, she's not my type,
她看起来感觉像是 Yeah, she looks like she's been around the
在街上混的 知道我的意思吧 Block a few times, you know what I mean?
那又怎样 What's wrong with that?
她好可爱 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now she's cute.
我以前居然没见过她 你觉得可能吗 And I haven't seen her before, is it possible?
鲜肉啊 Fresh meat.
新鲜血液 New blood.
脆得咧 Cris-pay!
看着我就行了 好吗 Just look at me. Okay?
蒂娜 你为什么不先把贝特弄湿 Tina, why don't you make Bette wet?
最好是你跟蒂娜做 It'd be really nice if you made love to
而我跟你做 To Tina while I make love to you.
不能那样 It's not gonna happen that way.
那要怎么样 How's it gonna happen?
我觉得你该和蒂娜做 I think you should make love to Tina,
蒂娜和我做 While Tina make a love to me.
好 也行 Okay. It's cool.
你们俩躺下吧 Why don't you two lie down.
那是什么 What's that?
什么 What?
你手里的 In your hand.
这是避孕套 还有种说法叫橡胶套 It's a condom. Otherwise known as a rubber.
你干嘛要用它 What are you doing with it?
我觉得这么做更周全 Well, some would say I'm being considerate.
我们 我们不想你用它 We, we don't want you to use it.
为什么 Why?
你没必要啊 You don't have to.
我们 我们觉得没事 We just... we're okay.
天啊 好极了 Man! That's great.
为什么每次女同志想跟男人做爱 Why is it whenever dykes wanna have sex with a guy,
都只是因为她们想偷他的精子呢 It's only because they're trying to steal his sperm?
别做梦了 Ain't happening, guys.
再见 Bye guys.
再见 给我电话 See ya. Give me a call later.
好啊 Oh, yeah.
想去我那儿吗 Wanna come to my place?
拜托 我还没急到那份上 Oh. Please. I am not that desperate.
去你的 艾丽丝 我才没那么想 Fuck you, Alice, neither am I.
达娜 Dana...
怎样 What?
我还 不想成为那种 I'm just, you know,I don't wanna be one of those
跟朋友上床的人 People who sleeps with their friends.
我也不想 Neither do I!
好 那我们绝不做爱 Right, okay! Well, let's not have sex!
绝不 No, never!
-好 -绝不 - Okay! - Never!
真的很 疯狂 That was really... crazy.
不会 我觉得这个想法很天才 No, I thought it was a genius plan.
真的吗 You did?
对 Yeah.
你被他挑逗得兴奋了吗 Were you turned on by him?
没有 No.
是被你挑逗得兴奋了 This is you.
珍妮 你回来了吗 Jenny? Is that you?
我马上过来 I'm coming.
你闻起来不太一样 You smell different.
是什么味道 What is it?
新香水 It's a new perfume.
我更喜欢原来的 I like the old one better.
好了 好了 来试试你的 来吧 Okay, okay. Allright. Let's do you. Come here.
很有意思的 It'll be fun.
我还没把你写上去 I haven't even put you on it.
好吧 有点荒唐 All right, this is ridiculous.
我活这么久只跟两个女孩睡过 I've only slept with two girls in my whole life.
我发誓 要是你把这话说出去我就杀你灭口 And I swear to god, if you repeat that I will have to kill you.
放心 我不会宣扬你那欲求不满的名声的 Don't worry. Your reputation as a stud is totall safe with me.
好了 Okay.
好 那么 Okay. So.
天啊 Oh, God!
好了 报上名来 Okay. Name names.
我十五岁时在网球训练营遇上一个辅导员 Okay, there was the counselor at tennis camp when I was fifteen.
好的 Right.
你知道的 Which you know about.
名字呢 Name?
她现在很出名 我不能告诉你她的名字 She's famous now. I can't tell you her name.
天啊 好吧 拉尔夫 我就叫她拉尔夫 Oh, god. Okay. Ralph. I'll call her Ralph.
好吧 Okay.
现在说第二个名字 Now. Second name.
梅兰妮 Melanie.
梅... 我早猜到了 Mel...? I knew it.
-我早就... -我告诉过你了 - I always... - I told you about that.
你没说过 行了 No, you didn't. That's - okay.
看看要几个人 才能把你和我连起来 Let's see how many people it would take to link you and me.
随便吧 肯定不可能 Whatever, that's impossible.
好 Okay.
梅兰妮跟海瑟睡过 Melanie slept with Heather.
好 Okay.
海瑟跟布鲁克睡过 Heather slept with Brooke.
海瑟跟布鲁克睡过吗 Heather slept with brooke?
对 布鲁克跟妮娜睡过 Yes. Brooke slept with Nina,
而我跟妮娜睡过 看到了吧 And I slept with Nina. See that?
看到了 Wow, yeah.
所以 四个人 一二三四 So, four. One, two, three, four.
就是这么多人把你和我连起来了 That is how many people it takes to link you to me.
好吧 好吧 那你和蒂娜呢 Okay. Okay. So you and Tina...
这很简单 Well that's easy.
-好吧 -贝特 - Okay... - Bette.
好吧 我知道了 Okay... I get it...
我发现了个绝妙的联系 这儿 Ooh, ooh! Okay, I have a good one. here.
看好了 Check it out.
很不错 Really good.
好 现在她 她把我们都指回向夏恩 Okay, now she... she leads us right back to Shane.
天啊 Oh, God.
好了 Right.
现在 我们能整晚都弄这个 Now. She could have us here all night.
这真是个疯狂的 小得吓人的世界 It's like this whole crazy, tiny little world.
疯狂 没错 Crazy, yes.
不过一点也不小 But not tiny.
我能拥有你真的很幸运 I'm so lucky to have you.
过来 Come here.
珍 Jen?
珍妮 你醒了吗 Jenny, you awake?
天啊 Oh my god.
珍 早饭准备好了 Jen. Breakfast is ready.
你这么早要干嘛去 What are you doing up this early?
我正要回家 I'm going home.
从哪儿 From?
算了 Nevermind.
你们肯定刚做过爱 对吧 You totally just got laid, didn't you?
你看吧 这样我才觉得有希望 Yeah, you see? That gives me hope,
因为我实在很喜欢看到 Because I love knowing that two people
两个在一起处了那么久的人 Who've been together for so long...
还是能让对方那么开心 Can still make each other that happy.
不管怎样 Yeah. Anyway. um...
早上愉快 Have a good morning.
好了 Okay.
我要走了 I'm gonna go.
好了 再见 Okay. Bye, guys.
你要乖一点 You be good.
我会努力的 I'm gonna try.
再见 See ya.