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this is flash FM wake up and go to bed
Mysterio
Dorian
you're always on the
roll it up
you've gotta get in somehow I think down
boy
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I'll enroll
go down you meet him on the main
oh you can't you read
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don't believe it's coming back soon
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shut down the hits don't pop or stop you
can win money just buy this into
decision or servicing bouncer I get what
snakeskin pants got a short circuit
anyway to see from the record rep who
just bought me three dams of snort I
jump his bones just because it's now
baby it's here
not scabs on my knees Tony and Terry
it's a flash morning zoo but it's like
less all day and don't feed Terri she's
a baboon or an elephant that's right
[ __ ] we're so crazy I'm crazy are you
crazy tiny so crazy I think I need a
water fountain or an Indian to throw
around
ring a bell rock your boat send a
self-addressed Morse code message to
your slacks this is flash taking you
through the day and night here's another
great tune
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No
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some Rick Springfield human touch Tony
wouldn't know anything about that she's
only slept with things that take
batteries I wish I could put in some
batteries my mouth didn't get so tired
that tour bus is a chore but it's the
price of fame I think that thing on your
lip looks infected Tony pop music's hot
pants hold your breath blow a kazoo it's
time for a commercial break down just
better than a mental breakdown teri said
three of those you're a [ __ ] you're a
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slash F in Vice City the only one to
listen to you while you're at work
unless you're unemployed or laid off at
your traffic controller in which case of
go screw
this is pleasure that's the one thing
just watch
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as a married guy and he is so hot I
could even believe it like we were going
and going and going from ours at ours
figures you skank at least I have some
energy uh exist Dead Sea Hag at least I
got the best coke in the world yeah and
you're so cracked out on it you can't
even get it up wait a minute
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I stole columns here when I'm in vice
city i only listen to flasher thing play
pop beats pay out
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take your heart bite you
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changer to leave
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No
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ha
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change just
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this is Flash
I'm an easy lover did you screw last
night I was so wasted I know but if we
did you sucks because I totally don't
remember it and if you know how ugly
Tony is don't be glad you're listening
to radio not watching television shut up
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isn't it time you outperform the
competition and came first
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radical super Tuesday's or tips on
Tuesday ticks you're running out of
steam let me take over on the move
flying and hit and and quit flash
if Emma always something Mooney
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got a captain
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to me
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who's the game
Oh
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you're animals
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laughs man holy the reals get busted not
Tony or Terry that's right I blue and
every policeman who's ever pulled me
over I'll only put the hot ones but
ugly guys get a [ __ ] splash of bank
vice city I'm Terry the great thing
about pop music before videos was you
didn't have to see naked purple midgets
crawling out of bathtubs you made your
own video radio will always rule and
these new videos are crap I'm gonna be
in the video for this next song I think
it's going to be about how I always get
past the bouncers at the hottest club
right setting past the bouncer on your
knees you skank
you have crabs [ __ ] and I get to dance
off with an angry pimp and make out with
an artist who likes to paint on a fire
escape during thunderstorms man I love
my life I love myself
someone has to this is flash fm Vice
City
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we are
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special
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venture
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we won't toilet babe
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we
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branches
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we
hey baby I love pop music I can tell you
it reminds me that everything is young
and disposable Terry wouldn't know that
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I'm 25 and 25 is like the new 40 like oh
my god you might die any moment you're
going gray flash FF totally awesome that
song makes me want to go back to therapy
as long as we keep it purely 40 in
playing trumpet is very therapeutic
flash FM reminding you that gasoline
alcohol don't mix so don't drink it a
gasoline I tried it once when I was
really desperate for a buzz
pop music top 40 forever Alan Parsons
Project right here games people play the
hot one with hot fun flash me oh not you
Tony
the girls are Oh
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people play
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all of the children and I'll only spend
up time no nobody gives us
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get me
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Vice City I love you I love you my left
and right nipples love you she's through
each every one of you if she could twice
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dig this place like the t-shirt says I
heart by city man I like so heart this
place it's pretty bitchin late um ha no
you don't it means I love Vice City it's
symbolic as in I'd heart your ugly face
getting run over by an 18-wheeler you
trap let's take a break flash FM lash FM
we hate anything foreign we have a gun
fire all just for protection if fun most
of all major bar b bar joke game or two
okay Bob fruity bar how do you do grab a
gun and sing along thank you every bar
fish unique just like you and me that's
right even though some bars look alike
every barf has a unique serial number
hitting on his foot so no two bars are
the same I love my bar he's unique and
he's never read even though he lives in
a tree my my line more Barb's now it's
easy to get more farms just stop by any
pizza stack location by two large pizzas
a picture of sprung and the barks
drinking glass of the day is yours for
only $15 available while supplies last
you're listening to flash up and coming
up next Holly notes family man it's
about picking up married men in
hotel bars god it's the story of my life
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she made it
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all the stations up and down the dial
flashes what you're listening to have a
good time ready to party that one goes
out to Bart calling from his yacht
I am so partied out from last night your
space case even before you went to rehab
even when you're on the radio you're
lip-syncing cokehead
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we are
No
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I just love a pat benatar she really
speaks to me as a woman as an attractive
young woman whom other girls hate
because I'm better looking better
looking than who you you dog Tim gave
everything he had to our country now
he's having flashbacks and someone's
going to pay Hauser is back evacuator
one man search for peace good night
[ __ ]
I'll kill him before he screams one man
search for a hope let's do some killing
let's kill for the kids
one man search for the truth he gave
everything then the Liberals turned
their backs on our heroes and now he's
out for the truth what do you smell
wandering hands mmm smell fear good
let's arm-wrestle that'd be different
film okay let's go some mmm he find a
Vietnamese war
wrestling the chopper down short him I'm
an American and you're not so
die he's too strong evacuate er let's
evacuate these [ __ ] rated R P for
really patriotic
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you got it easy you don't know when
you've got it good it's getting harder
it's keeping life and soul together even
though I should
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about you got no problem man I'd see
right there if I were you couldn't aim
hard I gotta stay out of my shoes you
know what's good for you
lynnie
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is coming each and every boss
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nothing but the his irrelevance of the
kawaii
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music is what makes Vice City great this
is the city of the future and the home
of the fathers of all of Terry's
illegitimate babies skank
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I never saw your smile go away
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to Dave let's talk me to be brave no
matter where I go
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every day
I don't have to try I just broke my
I closed my
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this is flesh FM the home of pop music
and Vice City
let's give a commercial note let's take
a quick break it's dump hard you can't
even read little AC surprise it's themed
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featuring the little lacy surprise
featuring Saturday morning cartoon
heroes like the bars with big fruity
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big little lacy surprise available in
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it's my
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how about another double hot fresh twin
spin sound sandwich from your good ol
friend Tony synthesizers are like teen
boys who just want to play with them
late at night and then go back to
sneaking with a bus the next morning
what are you talking about I'm talking
about music and infidelity it's smokin
cigarettes are riding on the back of a
motorcycle something you wouldn't know
anything about I'm talking about life
pop music narcotics oh god I'm like
sweating now I feel like this really is
my time in the universe and I'll never
stop chasing those dreams
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anyway
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the nation
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missing persons destination unknown
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between temptresses a pop on flashback
talking really fast that's the top 40
bike so you don't have time to ponder
your shallow existence or the fact that
Tony has herpes
let's have another hit I got him from
your dad [ __ ] stupidest jockeys and st.
songs
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I got your letter
Elsa scared to pick up the paper read
way then I read the contents I got what
you meant
I know it's hard
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Oh
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Oh
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the station for information train to
York and on the blackboard I saw you had
a kind of hey
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to die
Oh
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suitcase
I appreciate the state you're in the
Muslim Juarez you Mazen hi
I know it
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music is like friends to come in and out
of our lives like Busboys in a
restaurant and plus boys tend to be
illegal immigrants and that's what I'm
talking about if it's illegal and hot
bring it on
what's a girl to do you weren't bleeding
out your nose maybe you'd actually get
laid go your on flash up and like
playing the most important records of
our time what those made by guys I've
slept with no those that have sold a lot
dumbass music to get accidentally
pregnant
it's a 70 splashback on flash
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my mind
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get measured
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stores make me look like a [ __ ]
yes God if I hear anymore of that wave
103 mm kill myself I'm ready for
weed speed black beauties and what you
need let's fire up a hot flash it
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same
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it's
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Genisys turn it on again
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communist leaders and drive-ins near you
is push up flash FM has your tickets all
you need to do is push up till you peel
I'm sitting with a married guy and I
make us a little guy do that all the
time
yeah Terry don't puke on the mic her
name is Betty really I worked as a
manager at American Motors for 18 years
turning tricks because you bought a
foreign car yeah from I'm a [ __ ] this
month celebrate American diplomacy and
take a mallet to a my bots ooh it's a
campaign that dates back to colonial
times when we told the Brits to shove
their tea up their limy asses and showed
them the American spirit by drinking
moonshine and killing natives instead
stop the invasion of foreign goods or
you'll wake up speaking a different
language working for a foreign boss
while your wife takes a foreign lover I
your fat American wife stay free
buy American goods it's a trade war we
nuked these bastards now let's give it
to them economically as well brought to
you by the by American Coalition
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so small
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I'm small
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small small
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just flash up em
it's bitchin fun sleeping with the
station manager I'm suing with this
microphone
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apollyon come back and stay
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my eyes and I fantasize with me you ever
return
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and stay
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goodbye I was trying to hide what a
build inside pass me by city's return
you said that you'd be mine until the
end of time
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why don't you come back please cutter
why don't you come back please come back
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kick you come back and stay
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Oh
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I have you teen young man if you wanna
stay
she's come
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don't you come please hurry why don't
you come back please
hurry why don't you come back please
can't stay
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