﻿1
00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:49,923
Paolo?

2
00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,600
Paolo, are you there?

3
00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,753
Oh, Paolo, of course I love you.

4
00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,554
CONFESSlONS TO MARIKLA

5
00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,892
HOW MUCH DOES LOVE INVOLVE YOU?

6
00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,862
Dear Marikla,

7
00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,782
I'm writing to you
because I need your advice.

8
00:01:56,908 --> 00:02:00,119
I'm 24 and I've been married
for five years.

9
00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,413
I've been told that I'm pretty
and I'm fun to be around.

10
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,500
I have a good job
and a wonderful husband.

11
00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,212
I know I married a bit young,
but it's worked out really well.

12
00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,506
Lots of passion to start out with,

13
00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,467
and lots of understanding
to keep it together.

14
00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,275
Except that for a while now

15
00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,944
I've been feeling upset
in a strange kind of way.

16
00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:40,450
l want to live more... it's hard
to explain... more fully, more intensely.

17
00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:45,497
But my days are so uneventful,
they're almost humdrum.

18
00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:50,335
I tell myself that it must be the season
that's giving me these strange cravings.

19
00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,756
But in fact they've become
even stronger lately.

20
00:02:56,009 --> 00:03:02,723
Especially since that night
my sister Nadia took us to a party

21
00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,601
in honour of a Venetian poetess.

22
00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:10,397
I'd like to fuck you and not touch you

23
00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,733
and, among the uncertain hairs
of your arse,

24
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,278
loose tongued, make a song resound.

25
00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,615
I'd like to stuff dancing cunts
in your mouth.

26
00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:24,661
I'd like to cover you with sticky breasts
and perfumed spit.

27
00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:29,666
And down between your balls,
suck your cock into my heartache.

28
00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:36,548
I'd like, between lustful anal sex sessions
and moans, to lick your knees.

29
00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:41,261
And upwards,
from your belly to your heart.

30
00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:46,475
And to find some rest,
I'd like not to be able to come any more.

31
00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,768
Bravo!

32
00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,479
That's made me so excited!

33
00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,439
So kinky.

34
00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,816
- Very modern.
- Bravo!

35
00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:59,780
From Veronica Franco to Patrizia Valduga,
a representation of the feminine Eros.

36
00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,169
Congratulations.
Your book will be a big hit.

37
00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:17,297
I'm Nadia Valentini.
I run a body-fitness gym.

38
00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,591
Come in and give it a try
whenever you like.

39
00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,679
Nadia Valentini.

40
00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,223
I'd love to be able to write like you.

41
00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:39,903
Believe me,
I've never met such a sensual lT expert.

42
00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,588
- Shall we dance?
- Of course.

43
00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,684
Everybody gatecrashes 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425
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,972
Who would have imagined this?

426
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,437
What a slut!

427
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:14,077
How many fucks
did this house cost you?

428
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:20,792
My dear auntie,
I think you're amazing.

429
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:26,005
I love you even more.

430
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:14,762
I promised Paolo I'd call.
I wonder if it works.

431
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:37,035
"Donatien, Alphonse."

432
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:50,840
Hello?

433
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:54,552
Please may I speak
to Alphonse Donatien?

434
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:56,054
Speaking.

435
00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:58,515
Good evening.

436
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,934
This is Diana Bruni.
Do you remember me?

437
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:04,020
We met in Rome,
at the poetess's party.

438
00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:08,816
Of course, the lovely lady
with whom I struck up a conversation.

439
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:12,570
I'm in Venice. I inherited a small
apartment and want to redecorate it.

440
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:14,739
And that's why you thought of me?

441
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:17,492
Well, yes.
You did say...

442
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,370
I'm delighted that you did!
Let's get together.

443
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,497
How?
Where? When?

444
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,708
This evening, my place.
Palazzo Lorenzoni.

445
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:28,086
Right by the stop for Ca' Rezzonico.

446
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,338
I know Venice.
I know where it is.

447
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:33,508
- I'll see you soon, then.
- See you soon.

448
00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:51,461
That's so cold!

449
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,097
Voilà!

450
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,454
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

451
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:11,833
Haven't we met before?

452
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,419
Swift of flesh and blood.

453
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:18,047
In the mouth is a filled absence.

454
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:21,467
Behind, turgid,
it rejoices in the lacerated skin.

455
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:27,014
I feel like I'm in a novel.

456
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:32,311
Go on in.
Alphonse is waiting for you.

457
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,880
STREET OF THE FUCKABLES

458
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,090
Good evening.

459
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:05,094
lt didn't take you long
to find your way here.

460
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,554
No.

461
00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,477
Were you with the poetess?

462
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:15,354
Yes.
Just work stuff.

463
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,399
At this time of night?

464
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:22,195
Aren't you here for that?

465
00:46:26,366 --> 00:46:29,911
Ever since that night it's been like this.

466
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,360
What about the house of marvels?

467
00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:06,030
The best is yet to come.
Upstairs.

468
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:11,327
- ln paradise?
- Hell. My hell.

469
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:42,942
Go up.

470
00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:45,403
- Lead the way.
- No, you go first.

471
00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:48,781
I want to admire your arse.

472
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:11,470
Is this all right?
Or do you want to see more?

473
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,518
Take me.
What are you waiting for?

474
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:54,931
My word! lt must have taken you a while
to collect all of these.

475
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,767
I started early, with that one.

476
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:02,605
It's my ex-wife.

477
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,524
Very expressive face.

478
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:07,360
Oh, yes.

479
00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:13,199
From her I learned that the physiognomy
of a person is all in the buttocks. Here!

480
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:16,702
This is a portrait gallery.

481
00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:20,331
You can recognise the timid arse,
the brave one, the stupid one,

482
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:26,379
clever, intelligent,
lazy, happy, sad, carefree.

483
00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:29,048
Everybody is their arse.

484
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,681
So what am l?

485
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,432
Let's see.

486
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,858
A naughty, rebellious girl.

487
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:53,614
But still a little bit closed
and introverted.

488
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,659
Can that be cured?

489
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,996
That depends.
If you want to play the game...

490
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:01,455
What game?

491
00:50:01,581 --> 00:50:04,166
I can do anything I want to you

492
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:08,045
but if you cry out
I have to stop straightaway.

493
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,673
Everything?
To me?

494
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,341
To you, yes.

495
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:15,386
- Kneel down over there.
- Why?

496
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:19,640
Because the game has already started
and you know it.

497
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:35,800
Feel!

498
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:40,054
So strong, proud and free.

499
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:43,057
- Are you going to hurt me?
- Cry out and I'll stop.

500
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,559
You're in charge of the game.

501
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:04,328
I'm scared.

502
00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:08,999
Do what I tell you
and it will be completely natural.

503
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:12,878
Breathe deeply,
as if you were in labour.

504
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:15,798
Breathe with me.

505
00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:41,532
- Did you scream?
- No. I broke the picture.

506
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:46,328
Don't worry. It's not a problem.
I'll have it restored.

507
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:57,715
Wild arse-fucker!

508
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:08,017
It's just happy banging!

509
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,520
A FRlAR ONCE TOLD ME

510
00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,856
ONE OF HlS BIGGEST PLEASURES
WAS TO MAKE A WOMAN BELIEVE

511
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,858
THAT HER ARSE
WAS NOT MADE FOR SHITTING

512
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:18,068
NO, HER ARSE WAS
SO DIVINE AND PRECIOUS

513
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,613
AND COULD MAKE MEN HAPPY
AND THUS AVOID ADULTERY

514
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,209
Incredible.

515
00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:37,004
The furs were still in the wardrobe.

516
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,423
I found some photos too.

517
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,885
- Aunt Emma!
- That's her.

518
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:47,181
The apartment is just like that.
Hardly anything's changed.

519
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,685
- Who would have thought it?
- You can see the whole of Venice.

520
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:55,272
- It's a dream. A real paradise.
- Amazing.

521
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,358
Perfect for a pair of lovers.

522
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,443
- We could rent it out.
- Why?

523
00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:01,820
l was thinking of keeping it for us.

524
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,241
Aren't we a pair of lovers?

525
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,835
You've shaved.

526
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,838
Just the bits at the top of my legs.

527
00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:04,633
I can't have them poking out of my leotard
at the gym.

528
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,969
You're a tease.

529
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,680
And you're a lecherous old man.

530
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,894
Aunt Emma got you all excited, didn't she?

531
00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:21,859
- I should be jealous.
- I'm the one who ought to be jealous.

532
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:24,778
Did your cousin
come and see the apartment?

533
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,864
Of course he did.

534
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:29,658
Do you think he'd let
a chance like that go by?

535
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:31,201
Did he try it on?

536
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:35,664
Well, he started talking
about when we went out together.

537
00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:37,541
Tell me about it.

538
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,210
We'd go up to the Punta della Dogana.

539
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,547
He'd touch my little flower
under my skirt

540
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:45,049
and I'd hold him in my hand.

541
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,760
Show me how you did it.

542
00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,724
Careful!
That meat's tender.

543
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:56,560
He'd push my head down

544
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,188
because he wanted me
to put it in my mouth.

545
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,773
What did you do?

546
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:05,611
Well, I'd put up a fight
but then I'd do it.

547
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:09,281
Did you do it again yesterday
in your apartment?

548
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,267
You're full of fantasies.

549
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,853
- You think so?
- Mm-hmm.

550
00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:41,563
Nothing happened
between you and Marco.

551
00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:42,981
You're right.

552
00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:45,984
I didn't go with him.
I did it with Alphonse.

553
00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:47,945
Really?
Who's he?

554
00:56:48,863 --> 00:56:51,240
That French guy
at the party on the terrace.

555
00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:54,785
Where did you do it?
In your aunt's apartment?

556
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:57,704
No, at his place.

557
00:56:57,831 --> 00:57:00,082
It's an amazing building.

558
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:02,918
Tell me everything.
Go on.

559
00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,712
He liked my arse.

560
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:08,465
He had to have it, no matter what.

561
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:11,301
I couldn't have resisted
even if I'd wanted to.

562
00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:15,681
He lay me down on a couch
and put his tongue between my buttocks.

563
00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:18,809
He told me to breathe deeply.

564
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,936
Like a woman in labour.

565
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:27,526
- And did you...
- I came like a fountain.

566
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:33,115
What's the matter?
Did I squeeze you too hard?

567
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,200
- Who bit your neck?
- What?

568
00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:37,911
- Who bit you?
- Where? What do you mean?

569
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:41,081
I thought you were joking
but you really did do it.

570
00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:42,749
Wait, Paolo, I can explain.

571
00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:45,752
It's not a fantasy.
This time it's real.

572
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,421
He really fucked you!

573
00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:50,090
No, Paolo,
I swear, he didn't fuck me.

574
00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:52,134
He took me here.

575
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:22,706
Come on, Paolo,
don't be like that.

576
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,876
- Let's talk about it.
- Leave me alone.

577
00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:29,505
We've always had a good laugh
about these things.

578
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:32,966
You told me you liked them
and they turned you on.

579
00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:34,801
Because they weren't true.

580
00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:37,387
Even if this is true,
nothing's changed.

581
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,890
You're the only one for me.

582
00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:43,810
What's the harm in a little fling
every so often?

583
00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:46,146
It's just happy banging.

584
00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:50,692
No. Count me out. I don't want
any part of your happy banging!

585
00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:53,237
It seems like
the end of the world to you

586
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,614
but you'll see that tomorrow...

587
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,785
There's not going to be a tomorrow.

588
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,912
And stay away from me tonight.

589
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:14,424
I'm not sharing our bed with a whore.

590
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,144
After all, blood will out.

591
01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:20,073
- What are you doing here?
- Trouble with Paolo.

592
01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:24,411
- Beyond repair?
- Looks like it. He wants us to separate.

593
01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:26,830
What?
Has he got another woman?

594
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:29,791
No, there's no other woman.
It's a man.

595
01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:31,960
- Paolo?
- No, me.

596
01:00:32,086 --> 01:00:33,503
lt happened in Venice.

597
01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:36,840
That's all?
You scared me.

598
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:41,970
That's all for today, ladies.
The session's over.

599
01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:44,264
Come with me.
Tell me everything.

600
01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:56,234
Why did you need to go and tell him?

601
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:58,445
We were messing around.

602
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,448
lt was just a zipless fuck.

603
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:07,537
You're either a real slut
or you're just naive.

604
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,291
Men are stupid, conceited cowards.

605
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:15,837
You have to deny everything,
even in the face of evidence.

606
01:01:15,963 --> 01:01:18,507
They all preach equality of the sexes.

607
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:21,968
But put them to the test
and they're all worms.

608
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:24,179
I don't want it to end up like this.

609
01:01:24,305 --> 01:01:26,932
I was alone in bed last night
and couldn't sleep.

610
01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,142
Find somebody else, then.

611
01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:30,727
Who does he think he is?

612
01:01:30,853 --> 01:01:35,899
There isn't a single man who can
give women 360-degree satisfaction.

613
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:39,653
Each man is a taste,
so ten men are ten different tastes.

614
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:41,488
They taught us that.

615
01:01:41,614 --> 01:01:46,034
Talking's all very well,
but your husband dumped you too.

616
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,244
Dumped me?

617
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:50,747
His arse is still sore
from me kicking him out.

618
01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:53,458
No, no, no.
It's different with Paolo.

619
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:57,879
I'm happy with him. I love him.
I don't want to lose him.

620
01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:00,424
- You've got to help me.
- How?

621
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,301
Get him to talk.
Show him that he's wrong.

622
01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:06,972
- Get him to think it through.
- What am I supposed to tell him?

623
01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:10,475
That I'm not taking anything from him.
The others don't count.

624
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:12,811
What if he won't listen to me?

625
01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:15,939
No, he trusts you.
He thinks a lot of you.

626
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:17,566
Please, Nadia.

627
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:22,738
- Will you give me carte blanche?
- What?

628
01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:26,700
Grey!

629
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:30,120
I've got a grey hair.
I'm going grey down there too.

630
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,580
You've got carte blanche.

631
01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:35,417
OK, I'll go over in my lunch break.
All right?

632
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:39,129
Thanks, Nadia.
I knew I could count on you.

633
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,423
Do you mind if I have a shower
while I'm here?

634
01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:45,135
l didn't even use the bidet
before coming here.

635
01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,887
That's not good, sister.

636
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,889
You don't even need to wash your face,

637
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:51,475
but before you go out
you must use the bidet.

638
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,518
You never know...

639
01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,532
Yeah?
Oh, it's you.

640
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,700
Yeah, sure, come up.

641
01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:16,935
Hi. I'm glad you came.
I need to talk to you.

642
01:04:17,937 --> 01:04:19,813
Me too.

643
01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:22,607
- You should be ashamed.
- Me? Of what?

644
01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:25,193
Of treating a good wife so badly.

645
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:28,196
- You don't know what she did to me.
- Yes, I do.

646
01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:30,198
Is it really such a tragedy?

647
01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:32,868
Am I supposed to give her a medal?

648
01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,870
You didn't need to ruin everything.

649
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,664
You've got a real gem there.

650
01:04:37,790 --> 01:04:40,625
She's happy, generous, full of life.

651
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,961
Why do you want to stifle
her joie de vivre?

652
01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:46,339
Because wives should only
make love with their husbands.

653
01:04:46,465 --> 01:04:48,091
Love, love...

654
01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:50,343
What's love got to do with a little fling?

655
01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:53,430
You can't say that marriage
encompasses the universe

656
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,515
or that you represent all types of men.

657
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:59,519
We're not back in the times
of your mother and father. Look.

658
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,941
- Would you like Diana to be like her?
- No.

659
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,777
And anyway, I'm the submissive one
around here.

660
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:10,697
But what can I do?
I'm jealous!

661
01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,991
You're starting to think rationally now.

662
01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:14,492
That's the only issue.

663
01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,871
Your absurd, ridiculous jealousy.
It makes no sense.

664
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:21,499
I could understand your misery
if Diana was tired of you.

665
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:25,378
But it's not that. She just wants
a tiny bit of sexual freedom.

666
01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:27,964
What you men have always had.

667
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:31,885
That's what I can't bear! The idea
that she's laughing with someone else.

668
01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,054
Saying the same little words of love.

669
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,722
That he's making her come.

670
01:05:35,848 --> 01:05:39,100
No, Nadia. I can't do it.
I can't help it.

671
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:42,896
It's driving me crazy.
I feel like I'm in hell.

672
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:52,405
When you rang
I was dreaming that I was with Diana.

673
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:56,409
It was a nightmare. You can't understand
but I'm really suffering.

674
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:59,371
No, I completely understand.

675
01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,332
I'm very moved.
I really am, Paolo.

676
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:05,251
Feel.
Feel how moved I am.

677
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:16,346
If you only knew how many times
I've wanted to feel your hands on my body.

678
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,933
Lie down.

679
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:29,275
Good boy. I'm pleased to see
you don't find me unattractive.

680
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,449
Don't be afraid.
I mean it, Paolo.

681
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,910
You mustn't be jealous.

682
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:46,126
Diana isn't.
She gave me carte blanche.

683
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:49,462
Diana?
No! What are you doing?

684
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,590
- I want Diana, I don't want you.
- Liar.

685
01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:54,634
Your cock's contradicting you.

686
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,680
Diana thought
she'd married a different kind of man.

687
01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:01,474
But she didn't.
You're just like all the others.

688
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,727
Stuck in your gloomy old ideas.

689
01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:07,480
Women cheating on you,
betrayal, honour.

690
01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:10,984
For you a liberated woman
is always a slut, right?

691
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:13,820
Try to understand, Nadia.
I can't. I won't.

692
01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:16,573
If I did, it would be like
admitting Diana was right.

693
01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:19,576
Admit she's right, you idiot.
Why should you care?

694
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:23,496
Wake up, you jerk.
If you don't use it, you lose it.

695
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,715
You know what, Paolino?
Go to hell!

696
01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:35,967
Your panties.

697
01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:43,433
I've met some arseholes,
but men are the worst.

698
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,812
Damn you all, husbands in general
and ours in particular!

699
01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:53,443
Chin up, little sister.
Let's enjoy life tonight.

700
01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:55,570
Put that long face away.

701
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:03,995
Take a look at him!
Sex on legs!

702
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,207
Not bad.
Shall we have a go?

703
01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:17,550
- Hey, gorgeous, listen up.
- You mean me?

704
01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:19,135
Can I ask you something?

705
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,720
Sure.

706
01:08:20,846 --> 01:08:22,555
How big is it?

707
01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:26,101
What the fuck...
Come back here!

708
01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:28,645
If I catch you you'll be for it.

709
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:30,772
Way to go, girls!

710
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,278
Bloody hell, what a piece of arse!

711
01:08:37,404 --> 01:08:39,322
Can't you see that's a transvestite?

712
01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:41,324
Have you got a dick?

713
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,701
- Of course I have.
- Show us.

714
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:47,872
You certainly have,
but what do you do with it?

715
01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:53,002
- I can stick it in your arse if you like.
- Or I might stick this thing in yours.

716
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,587
Fine by me.
50,000.

717
01:08:54,713 --> 01:08:56,881
- Fuck you.
- No, arsehole, fuck you!

718
01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:01,010
I said it first, you hairy pimp bitch.

719
01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:03,346
Bitches.

720
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,183
When we feel like living it up,
where do we go?

721
01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:08,351
To a nightclub.

722
01:09:08,477 --> 01:09:12,397
- We can do better than that, much better.
- A place where anything can happen.

723
01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:15,358
- Even the worst?
- If you get lucky.

724
01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:46,115
Hey, just a minute.
I...

725
01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:51,996
Hey, girls!

726
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:04,152
What have you got that's strong?

727
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,821
Delirium.
It'll make a corpse dance.

728
01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,698
Make one for me.

729
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:13,828
- What's that?
- Ecstasy.

730
01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:12,678
- Excuse me, can I ask you something?
- Yes.

731
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,222
How big is it?

732
01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:18,434
Don't you remember?
You should know.

733
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:22,397
The seminarian.
I had my collar on. ln the tram.

734
01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,065
Ah, yes.

735
01:13:24,191 --> 01:13:25,858
What are you doing here?

736
01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:27,485
I'm doing research.

737
01:13:27,611 --> 01:13:29,862
How can I recognise sin
if I don't know what it is?

738
01:13:29,988 --> 01:13:31,823
Come with me.

739
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:48,923
Yes!
It's so good!

740
01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:53,010
Her tongue's harder than a hard dick!

741
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,984
- What is it, baby?
- Nothing.

742
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:34,028
I feel good.

743
01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:31,335
Well?

744
01:16:31,461 --> 01:16:33,963
I've lost my panties!

745
01:16:38,302 --> 01:16:40,344
Give me another one.

746
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:02,325
Hello?
Hey. What's up?

747
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,493
No!
Fuck the guarantee.

748
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,163
We did a deal, right?

749
01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:10,333
If it doesn't work, that's your tough shit.

750
01:17:15,505 --> 01:17:18,007
- Hello? Who is it?
- It's Diana.

751
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:21,927
- What are you doing?
- I wanted to tell you that I'm at a party.

752
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:25,681
It's four o'clock. Come home.
You've been drinking, I can tell.

753
01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:30,269
- Who's there with you?
- Men. Lots of men.

754
01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:34,649
Each one better than the one before.

755
01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:37,026
Say hi to Paolo.

756
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:39,153
Hi, Paolo!

757
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,448
Are you jealous?

758
01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:45,034
That's enough.
I forbid you. I won't allow this.

759
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,452
I'm your husband.

760
01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:50,122
No, you're an arsehole
who doesn't understand anything.

761
01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:53,876
And I'm free.
Free to go with whoever I want.

762
01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:56,545
And not to come home
if I don't want to.

763
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,256
Even if you do,
you won't find me.

764
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,509
I'm leaving you.
Do you understand?

765
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,552
I'm leaving you.
I'm going.

766
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,555
I'm going back
to my parents' house today.

767
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,849
Go on, then.
Go to hell!

768
01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:13,396
How could I ever have fucked
such a jerk?

769
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:17,942
Go on back to mummy,
you bastard!

770
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,322
Hey, do you want a lift?

771
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,470
- Are you leaving?
- Yeah, he's giving me a lift.

772
01:18:46,596 --> 01:18:49,598
It's almost dawn and I'm worried.

773
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,101
Paolo wants to leave me.

774
01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:54,979
No way.
He loves you too much.

775
01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:57,106
- I'm leaving.
- Go on, then.

776
01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:58,858
I'm staying a bit longer.

777
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:01,444
I've found a hero of the Resistance.

778
01:19:51,411 --> 01:19:55,331
Think of what you're doing, Diana.
Think of us. I love you, Paolo.

779
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,374
But do you love me?

780
01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:05,800
Dear Marikla, not only do I love him,

781
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:09,094
but in my own way
I feel I'm a faithful wife.

782
01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:12,181
Going with other men
doesn't mean that I'm betraying him.

783
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:16,852
Those are just casual flings
that don't mean anything.

784
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:20,231
They're great for a quick thrill,

785
01:20:20,357 --> 01:20:24,568
but they have nothing at all to do
with that mixture of body and soul

786
01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:27,988
that makes our relationship
beautiful and unique.

787
01:20:28,782 --> 01:20:33,577
That's why I have no feelings of guilt,
contrition or remorse.

788
01:20:33,703 --> 01:20:39,083
And that's why I don't want my
relationship with Paolo to finish like this.

789
01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,837
But what can I do
to make him understand that? Diana.

790
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,310
COLUMN:
CONFESS ALL TO MARIKLA

791
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:02,273
Feelings - Milan.

792
01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,063
Do you want some?
I've just caught them.

793
01:21:43,773 --> 01:21:46,483
l hate them.
They're disgusting.

794
01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:48,694
You're feeling bad?

795
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:53,449
Just think, you could be between Diana's
legs now instead of sitting here brooding.

796
01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:55,284
What are you getting out of it?

797
01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:56,493
Nothing!

798
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:58,579
Liar.
You've got a hard-on.

799
01:21:59,497 --> 01:22:01,415
He's a traitor.

800
01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:06,462
No, he thinks things through
and sees the good side.

801
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:09,715
He knows Diana
gives you everything with love.

802
01:22:09,841 --> 01:22:12,718
He doesn't care
if she does it with other men.

803
01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:15,971
ln fact he actually likes it.

804
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,515
Great thoughts... from your dick.

805
01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:19,934
Maybe.

806
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:22,978
What's the point
of killing yourself with jealousy

807
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:25,814
when you can have a laugh about it?

808
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,400
With her, even.
Your Diana.

809
01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:31,528
- Hey there!
- Dig up any clams yet?

810
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,016
Yes?
Hello?

811
01:23:01,142 --> 01:23:03,769
Hello?
Fuck off.

812
01:23:03,895 --> 01:23:07,940
- Who was that?
- One of my anonymous admirers.

813
01:23:08,692 --> 01:23:10,776
That's the second time they've hung up.

814
01:23:10,902 --> 01:23:14,530
He'll come back, don't worry.
Husbands always do, more's the pity.

815
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,703
Hello? Hello?

816
01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:22,955
Who's speaking?

817
01:23:24,207 --> 01:23:26,375
Paolo, is it you?

818
01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:28,585
Why don't you say anything?

819
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,631
What does your husband have
that's so special?

820
01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:35,300
Nothing, but I love him.

821
01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:37,886
I don't understand
why he doesn't understand me.

822
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:42,683
You shouldn't feel guilty.
Faithfulness is unnatural.

823
01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:45,769
Maybe.
But anyway, he's gone.

824
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:49,857
- Oh, no. Look who's here.
- Who, Paolo?

825
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:53,902
No, not Paolo, it's Commendatore
Scarfatti with his latest niece.

826
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:56,071
I can't stand him.
You deal with him.

827
01:23:56,197 --> 01:23:58,991
Off you go, I'll sort him out.

828
01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:03,370
Welcome back, Commendatore.

829
01:24:03,496 --> 01:24:06,081
Good evening, Antonietta.

830
01:24:06,207 --> 01:24:08,542
This is our niece.

831
01:24:08,668 --> 01:24:12,046
Another one? You have
so many beautiful nieces, Commendatore.

832
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:14,006
Well...

833
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:16,675
We'd like to see the new stock.

834
01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,636
Something light and transparent.

835
01:24:19,763 --> 01:24:23,390
- Do you see what I mean, Antonietta?
- Of course. Leave it to me.

836
01:24:24,350 --> 01:24:29,396
Now, let's see what we can find.
White, red, black?

837
01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:31,440
What do you prefer?

838
01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:34,193
What do you think, Uncle?

839
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:38,947
Maybe black.
What do you recommend, Antonietta?

840
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:43,744
Well, of course black's always best.

841
01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:48,665
It accentuates your white skin.

842
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:52,419
Unless your niece is tanned here too.

843
01:24:52,545 --> 01:24:54,797
Oh, not here.
No.

844
01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,593
Go on.

845
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:44,388
Uncle, come here and give me your
opinion.

846
01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:46,807
I'm coming, my dear.
I'm coming.

847
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:58,485
Let's see.
I think it's a bit tight here.

848
01:25:58,611 --> 01:26:01,613
- You think so?
- Would you be so kind as to show us?

849
01:26:01,739 --> 01:26:03,991
Of course, Commendatore, as you wish.

850
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:12,249
It's scandalous taking advantage
of a young girl like that.

851
01:26:12,375 --> 01:26:14,042
She's older than all of us.

852
01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:18,714
- Uncle!
- All right, panties next.

853
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:22,342
- Sure.
- She knows exactly what she wants.

854
01:26:22,468 --> 01:26:25,304
Down, down.
Lift your leg up.

855
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,266
Good girl.

856
01:26:29,392 --> 01:26:32,644
And now a fuck.
If he's got enough puff.

857
01:26:32,770 --> 01:26:34,938
He's got more than enough.

858
01:26:35,064 --> 01:26:38,442
It's disgusting. There are
some perversions that I can't bear.

859
01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,444
Each to his own.

860
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:43,906
If only there were more customers
like Commendatore Scarfatti.

861
01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:47,576
- All that money he brings us!
- Up you get.

862
01:26:47,702 --> 01:26:49,661
You know where I'd put his money?

863
01:26:49,787 --> 01:26:52,831
I know, Lello, I know.
To the rhythm of the night, right?

864
01:26:53,791 --> 01:26:56,668
What if the Commendatore's in love?

865
01:26:56,794 --> 01:27:00,380
Love? He doesn't understand
the meaning of the word.

866
01:27:00,506 --> 01:27:03,592
Nor do any of you.
For you it's all just sex!

867
01:27:11,142 --> 01:27:13,936
Diana, what is it?
Is something wrong?

868
01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:17,397
I'm going through a bad time, Mr Silvio.

869
01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:21,526
- Trouble with Paolo.
- Come on, don't be like that.

870
01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:23,987
Don't let the customers see you crying.

871
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:25,989
Let's go.
Come with me.

872
01:27:46,511 --> 01:27:49,054
What's happened?
You can tell me everything.

873
01:27:49,180 --> 01:27:52,474
There's not much to tell, Mr Silvio.

874
01:27:55,061 --> 01:27:57,562
Paolo's left me.

875
01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:02,109
That's it, have a good cry, dear.
You'll feel better.

876
01:28:02,235 --> 01:28:04,444
I did cheat on him, it's true.

877
01:28:04,570 --> 01:28:09,116
But I don't feel guilty.
I didn't do it to hurt him.

878
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:12,119
Of course, my dear.
I understand.

879
01:28:12,245 --> 01:28:15,831
You didn't do anything wrong.

880
01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:21,461
What are you doing, Mr Silvio?

881
01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:25,507
Nothing. Nothing.
You'll feel better afterwards.

882
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:36,560
It's him!

883
01:28:36,686 --> 01:28:39,021
It's the Beetle's horn.

884
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:41,023
Diana, where are you going?

885
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:42,316
Paolo's here.

886
01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:45,527
I told you,
husbands always come back.

887
01:28:57,915 --> 01:28:59,875
MR SILVIO IS A PIG

888
01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:17,434
How are your parents?
Are they well?

889
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,687
I didn't see them.
As you can see, I came straight back.

890
01:29:20,813 --> 01:29:22,731
Yeah.
How come?

891
01:29:22,857 --> 01:29:26,109
- I need to talk to you.
- To me? About what?

892
01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:28,945
I still haven't got over what happened.

893
01:29:30,281 --> 01:29:32,324
Why?
Did something happen?

894
01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:35,327
I'm not in the mood for joking, Diana.
I'm being serious.

895
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:38,080
Me too.

896
01:29:43,086 --> 01:29:45,837
I couldn't leave you.
Thinking of you drives me crazy.

897
01:29:45,963 --> 01:29:47,839
I love you.
I love you so much.

898
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,801
Me too.
I've been thinking.

899
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:54,388
You can do whatever you want.
I don't care about your happy banging.

900
01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,141
That's how I like you!

901
01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:06,149
- Who gave you that bruise?
- Paolo, don't start that again.

902
01:30:06,275 --> 01:30:08,276
Don't be angry.
I just want to know.

903
01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:10,862
Once I would have told you
that it was a man.

904
01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:14,282
This time I'll just say
that I bumped into a drawer.

905
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,701
Diana, tell me the truth.
Who was it?

906
01:30:16,828 --> 01:30:19,996
The French antiquarian
came back to Rome. He's crazy about me.

907
01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:22,833
You can do better than that.

908
01:30:23,334 --> 01:30:26,128
My cousin Marco
wants to run away with me.

909
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:28,422
You like tormenting me.

910
01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,632
And you like it too, don't you?

911
01:30:34,637 --> 01:30:37,556
Yeah, you're right.
I'll take you just as you are.

912
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,433
I won't ask any more questions.

913
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,269
From now on I will only abide by one truth.
This one!

914
01:30:50,778 --> 01:30:53,780
That's a great arse.
It looks real.

915
01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:56,783
It makes a big impression.

916
01:30:56,909 --> 01:30:59,327
Just think, it's even been restored.

917
01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:01,329
Really?
You can't tell.

918
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:04,458
It had a crack right down the middle.

919
01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:09,713
So, did you like
your first Venetian night?

920
01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,548
- You bet.
- You bet?

921
01:31:11,674 --> 01:31:14,593
Is that the best you can come up with?
Don't you remember?

922
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:17,512
You owe me one, remember?

923
01:31:17,638 --> 01:31:20,765
Whatever you want.
I always pay my debts.

924
01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:23,018
No, leave me alone!

925
01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,936
You'll ruin my make-up.

926
01:31:25,062 --> 01:31:27,772
I need to go out.
I'm already late.

927
01:31:29,192 --> 01:31:34,112
Where are you going dressed like that?
Have you got a date with your cousin?

928
01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:37,574
Who knows?
I don't even know where I'm going.

929
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:39,910
I just know that it's a wonderful day.

930
01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:42,954
Venice is inspiring me.

931
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,707
And I'll be happy.

932
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:49,211
Bye.

933
01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:38,802
"Dear Marikla, not only do I love him,

934
01:32:38,928 --> 01:32:41,012
"but in my own way
I feel I'm a faithful wife.

935
01:32:41,138 --> 01:32:44,432
"Those are just casual flings
that don't mean anything.

936
01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:47,811
"That's why I have no feelings of guilt,
contrition or remorse.

937
01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:51,189
"But what can I do
to make him understand that? Diana."

938
01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:57,404
"Dear Diana,

939
01:32:57,530 --> 01:33:01,032
"so many girls tell me they betray
their husbands but still love them.

940
01:33:01,158 --> 01:33:03,451
"This 'happy banging', as you call it,

941
01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:08,456
"is no longer a male prerogative
but it's a woman's right too.

942
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,293
"As long as he doesn't react
with 'jealous banging'..."

943
01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:13,295
That's why I always tell my readers:

944
01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:16,089
Live your marriage like a film,
not a boxing ring.

945
01:33:16,215 --> 01:33:20,343
Instead of torturing yourselves,
learn to pretend, to act, to play.

946
01:33:20,469 --> 01:33:23,430
A lot of the women who write to me
already know this,

947
01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:27,058
judging by the letters
I'm publishing in this issue.

948
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:35,191
I'm 30, and to supplement
my husband's income

949
01:33:35,318 --> 01:33:37,068
I work as a maid for a lawyer.

950
01:33:37,194 --> 01:33:39,446
He likes watching me
do the housework naked

951
01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:40,989
and I like it too.

952
01:33:41,115 --> 01:33:43,158
I let him touch me and sometimes more.

953
01:33:43,284 --> 01:33:45,368
Am I abnormal?

954
01:33:56,547 --> 01:33:58,840
Venice is more than just a city,
it's a bay.

955
01:33:58,966 --> 01:34:03,178
A French poet called it
sexe femelle d'Europe.

956
01:34:04,096 --> 01:34:05,930
Alphonse told you that.

957
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,271
I love you.

958
01:34:14,190 --> 01:34:16,441
What about me?
Don't you love me?

959
01:34:19,111 --> 01:34:22,238
I'll settle for loving... this.

960
01:34:30,247 --> 01:34:32,666
What about you?
Do you love me?

961
01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:39,506
Can't you see that I love you?

962
01:34:41,759 --> 01:34:44,761
Careful!
That meat's tender too.

963
01:34:44,887 --> 01:34:49,265
The problem is, I don't know how much
film's left in Aunt Emma's camera.

964
01:34:49,392 --> 01:34:52,102
Forget about the film
and concentrate on me.

965
01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:56,481
Darling, we should live our marriage
like a film.

966
01:34:56,607 --> 01:35:00,902
And leave it to our grandchildren
in our wills.


