魔宮傳奇
怎麼樣都行
（1935年 上海）
小心
你沒告訴我你會講上海話
我在特殊場合才講
你真的找到「努爾哈赤」嗎
你明知故問
昨晚你的打手企圖搶走它
你對我兒子無禮
不，你對我無禮
-我饒了他一命 -你說什麼？
你不介紹一下嗎
她是威莉史高
他是印第安納瓊斯
名考古學家
我以為考古的都是滑稽小老頭
專找「媽咪」
找「木乃伊」
瓊斯博士替我找到努爾哈赤
現在正要交貨
誰是努爾…哈赤？
把槍收起來，小子
把你欠我的東西給我
否則要她報銷
解開
老遼，講好給鑽石
老遼！
祝你身壯力健
他在我的巴黎時裝戳了兩個洞
坐下
現在給我努爾哈赤
我很樂意
努爾哈赤到底是誰？
這個就是了
努爾哈赤個子真小
清朝開國皇帝努爾哈赤的骨灰
恭喜你們祖孫團圓
現在還我鑽石
你在開玩笑 還是我耳朵變聾了？
那是什麼？
解藥
解什麼？
你剛喝的毒酒
毒性發作得很快
老遼
這洋妞送給你，我再找一個
服務真周到
他不是服務生
吳漢是我老友，遊戲還沒結束
給我解藥
印第
吳漢，放心，我會帶你出去
這次不行了
我多次隨你出生入死
不過，這次我要先進鬼門關了
別難過，瓊斯博士
你馬上會去黃泉路會他
你喝醉了嗎？
不！
-解藥呢？ -鑽石呢？
留在原地
快走
我不要走
你是誰？
我的天，緊急墜落
小滑溜，加足油門
好！你們要坐穩了
天啊！小孩開大車
解藥呢？
-我才剛認識你 -快給我
我不是那種隨便的女孩
博士，沒時間調情了
追兵來了
最好嗆死你
不要開槍
好！你自討苦吃
好好玩
替我拿著
我的槍呢？
我燙到手指，弄斷了指甲
瓊斯博士，我是韋柏
你的助手叫我設法弄三個座位
但請你委屈點，飛機載滿家畜
他在開玩笑嗎
臨時能找到座位，已經很好了
天啊！你是美國紅歌星威莉
改天請你喝酒
遼清，表現不錯
（遼清航空貨運）
再見，瓊斯博士
你要當馴獸師嗎
我好心讓你追隨我
請你閉嘴，好嗎？
我追隨你？
你進夜總會後就一直盯著我看
是嗎
（中國）
在那裡
先看一看
不！不
先生
先生，醒醒
叫他瓊斯博士，洋妞
好吧，瓊斯博士
請你醒醒
已經到了嗎？很好
不是
沒有人駕駛飛機
天啊
他們不見了
你會開飛機吧？
不會，你會嗎
-不！天啊 -開飛機有多難？
我要昏倒了
高度計，好
空速表，好
油表
油表…
我們的麻煩大了
-瓊斯博士 -小滑溜
瓊斯博士，沒有降落傘
小滑溜，來幫忙
小滑溜，拿我們的行李
橡皮艇？
我們不是沉船，是墜機
小滑溜，抱緊我
抱緊我
快減慢速度！
感覺不是太糟吧？
快讓它停下來！
我討厭水，我討厭濕
我討厭你
很好
小滑溜，你還好吧？
這是什麼地方？
印度
你怎麼知道？
希望這是晚飯，我餓死了
謝謝你
謝謝
我不能吃這個
這不只他們一周吃的份量
他們鬧饑荒
對不起，你吃…
快吃！
我不餓
你在侮辱他們，也使我難堪
快吃
吃吧
有壞消息
能不能派響導帶我們去德裡？
我是教授，必須回到大學
可以，沙吉奴會帶路
謝謝，非常感謝你
你們途中要在蟠閣停留
去德裡不用經過蟠閣
你們要去蟠閣宮
-蟠閣宮自1850年後就荒廢了 -不
那裡來了一個新大君
再次充滿了黑暗勢力
蟠閣宮殺害我的族人
這裡發生了什麼事？
邪惡始於蟠閣宮
然後像季風一樣吹襲全國
全國各地
邪惡？
什麼邪惡？
壞消息
你聽我的話會長命
蟠閣宮的人
搶走了本村的西瓦靈格
-什麼？ -石頭
放在神殿裡保佑村子的神石
所以希瓦神把你們帶來
我們不是被帶來，是墜機
飛機墜毀
不，我們祈求希瓦神幫我們
找回神石
希瓦神讓你們從天而降
你們要去蟠閣宮尋找神石
把它帶回來…
他們真的使我們墜機嗎
不，這只是鬼故事，別擔心
他們從這裡搶走神石
石頭是不是很滑 像聖河的圓石？
是的
上面有三條橫線
-代表宇宙三界 -是的
我見過這種石頭
大君為什麼來搶神石？
他們要我們拜邪神
我們不願意拜
對不起 一塊石頭怎麼毀掉整個村子？
他們說神石被奪走後
井枯河干
大地吞沒莊稼
野獸倒地化為塵土
然後某夜田地起火
男人們去撲滅火
回來時看到婦女在黑暗中哀哭
小孩？
他們的小孩被擄走了
桑卡拉…
桑卡拉
這男孩從魔宮逃出來
還有許多小孩在宮裡
怎麼辦？瓊斯博士
你認為怎麼樣？
有人認為這村子的神石
是其中一顆桑卡拉石
桑卡拉是什麼？
富貴榮華
威莉，別在大象身上耍猴戲
等一下
我不能這樣子去德裡
我們不去德裡，去蟠閣宮
蟠閣？
我不能去，我是歌星
我要聯絡經紀人
這裡有沒有電話？我要打電話
不要抱怨，這東西很貴
你跟我去美國 我們可以加入馬戲團
怎麼樣？喜歡美國嗎
你是我的好朋友
好大的鳥
那些不是大鳥
是吸血大蝙蝠
蝙蝠
別叫，這不傷皮膚
可知你需要什麼？
你需要洗個澡
真滑稽
真好笑，好好玩
落湯雞
我在上海很快樂
有棟花園洋房
結交富豪，坐大轎車參加派對
我討厭流落蠻荒
我是歌星…我倒嗓了
今晚在這裡紮營
別煩我
你有什麼牌？
一對六
三條A，我贏了
再玩兩把，我會贏光你的錢
這是撲克，什麼事情也會發生
你在哪找來這個小保鏢？
他是被我捉到的
什麼？
小滑溜的父母 在日軍轟炸上海時死了
他四歲開始流落街頭
他偷我錢時被我捉到
她最大的毛病是愛吵
瓊斯博士，你作弊…
你拿了四張牌
-牌子粘在一塊兒 -快付錢
-沒有出錯 -我出錯了
我小，你以大欺小
瓊斯博士，你作弊
快付錢，你欠我一毛錢
看看這個！
看看是誰在作弊？
-你拿了四張牌 -我沒拿四張牌
-你有拿四張牌 -我沒拿四張牌…
你讓我變窮光蛋，不好玩
跟你玩牌，不好玩
-好吧，我不玩了 -我也不玩了
整個地方都是蛇蟲猛獸
甜心，這才是所謂的叢林
天啊！這裡還有什麼？
威莉…是真名嗎
是我的藝名，印第安納
小姐，請你叫他瓊斯博士
我的職業名銜
為什麼拖我們來這廢宮？
為了富貴榮華嗎
富貴榮華
這是古老的抄本
這個就是桑卡拉
他是個祭師
輕一點，這是幾百年的古物
這是文字嗎
-對，梵文 -別煩我
這是桑卡拉傳說的一部分
他爬上卡裡薩山見印度神希瓦
那是希瓦神，他給祭師什麼？
石頭！希瓦神命他去降魔
給了他五塊有法力的神石
魔石？
我爺爺一輩子玩魔術變戲法
他讓兒童歡笑，但窮一輩子
魔石…富貴榮華
瓊斯博士，做個美夢吧
你要去哪？
為了安全，我勸你靠近我睡
瓊斯博士，我跟蛇睡會更安全
叫你別煩我
我討厭那頭象
印第，你看
我看見了！小滑溜
那就是蟠閣宮
瓊斯博士，你在看什麼？
不要上來
不！不要走
印第，他們偷走我們的坐騎
我們從這裡步行過去
看來你們迷路了
但我想不到你們要去哪
不是迷路，我們要去德裡
她是史高小姐
小滑溜先生
小滑溜
我是印第安納瓊斯
瓊斯博士，名考古學家？
很難相信吧？
我在牛津大學時 就聽過你的名字
我是查達勞
蟠閣大君的首相
你很迷人
謝謝，謝謝誇獎
歡迎光臨蟠閣宮
迷人？
小滑溜，我的剃刀呢？
我們今晚很榮幸 來了許多訪客
他是布巴特上尉
英國猛虎步槍隊長
你是瓊斯博士吧？
正是！上尉
布巴特上尉來作例行檢查
英國人以檢查為樂
希望不會對你們造成不便
英國人很關心自己的帝國 我們像備受呵護的孩子一樣
你好漂亮
大君擁有不少財寶
也許我們來對了
你像個公主
他們怎麼稱呼大君夫人？
陛下尚未成親
真有意思
也許他沒找到理想對像
至高無上
蟠閣傳統的守護者
蟠閣大君薩林辛
他是大君？小鬼頭
也許他喜歡年長的女人
上尉剛才告訴我蟠閣宮的歷史
以及它在叛變中的重要性
英國似乎難忘1857年的叛亂
叛亂前還有別的大事
事情可以追溯至一個世紀之前
什麼大事？
如果我沒記錯
這裡曾是印度 暗殺黨的活躍地區
活蟒生吃，大驚喜
有什麼驚喜？
瓊斯博士，暗殺黨已消逝百年
是的，暗殺黨以活人祭神
英國軍隊將他們剿滅
暗殺黨的故事一直在流傳
已經不流傳了
這可不一定
我們路過一條小村落
村民說蟠閣宮 藉著古老的邪惡力量復興
無知村夫妄言
他們只是疑神疑鬼
上尉，你面露憂色
首相先生，我不是擔憂…
只是感興趣
你不吃嗎
我午餐吃過蟲蟻
帽子給我
-幹什麼？ -我要吐在裡面
村民還說蟠閣宮搶他們的東西
瓊斯博士，俗語說強賓不壓主
對不起 我以為我們在談民間傳說
請問有沒有清淡的食物…湯？
他們說自己被搶了什麼？
一塊神石
你聽見嗎？一塊石頭
這塊神石 跟桑卡拉石的傳說有關
人都容易受謠言所惑
我記得宏都拉斯曾指控你盜墓
不當你是考古學家
報紙過分渲染這件事
馬達加斯加酋長曾揚言
-你再去的話就砍你的頭 -不是砍我的頭
砍你的手
也不是砍手，是閹割…
那是一場誤會
我們這裡也是誤會
我聽過暗殺黨的魔教故事
我本來以為是編來嚇小孩的
後來才知道真有此事
他們傷天害理
我以這些歷史為恥
我保證在我統治下絕不再有
冒犯之處請原諒
甜點來了
冰凍猴腦
我去看看威莉
最好去看看 回頭告訴我你們幹了什麼
小鬼頭
我有東西給你
你不會有我想要的東西
不錯
你是個大好人
我收你當後宮奴隸
公主，戴著珠寶睡覺嗎
對，其他都不穿
嚇著你了
嚇不倒我，我是科學家
科學家要作很多研究嗎
經常研究
你要研究我什麼？
你的「夜間活動」
研究我擦什麼美容霜？
我的睡姿？
交配習慣
愛的儀式？
原始的性習慣
你是那方面的權威嗎
我有多年臨床經驗
我不怪你生氣
我是很難纏的
我碰過更難纏的
但不會比我更棒
我不知道
科學講求實驗求證 明早告訴你結論
瞧你多猴急，我不隨便給
我也不隨便上
你的毛病是太嬌縱任性
你太自負 不願承認你為我癡狂
瓊斯博士
你想要我就來找我
五分鐘
你五分鐘後會回來
我五分鐘後已睡著
五分鐘！你知，我知
五分鐘
四分半鍾
後宮奴隸
夜間活動
我猴急？
明早告訴你結論
真不敢相信
他竟然不來
她沒有來
而我居然忍住沒去
印第安納瓊斯，你會難忘今宵
就在今夜我從你指縫溜過
好好睡吧！做個好夢
我的身體才是最好的探險地帶
瓊斯博士，你的長鞭
小滑溜
關風扇
印第
對我溫柔點
我在這裡
這裡沒有人
不，有我
印第，你的行為很奇怪
我在這裡！
「跟著希瓦的足跡」
什麼意思？
「不要違背他的真理」
小滑溜，去拿我們的行李
跟在我後面，小滑溜
一步跟一步，不要碰任何東西
我跟著你的腳步走
沒碰任何東西
印第
我踩到一些東西
對，地上有東西
好像踩到幸運餅乾
不是幸運餅乾，我來看看
不是幸運餅乾
不要緊，我把它拿掉
走，去那邊
停
拜託你靠牆站好嗎
你叫我靠牆站，我聽你的話
我沒錯，不能怪我
威莉，下來
威莉
下去又會搞得一身髒
-這不是我的錯 -威莉，下來
我們有麻煩
麻煩？什麼麻…
生死攸關
這裡有兩個死屍
這裡會多兩個死人，快來
我受夠你們了
威莉
急什麼？
說來話長，快，否則聽不到了
天啊，地上有什麼？
什麼也看不見
快點
好嘛
我又弄斷一片指甲
威莉，快點
蟲鑽進我頭髮裡
閉嘴，威莉
印第，讓我進去
-讓我們出來 -讓我進去
-讓我們出來 -閉嘴
讓我進去，蟲爬滿我身上
外面一定有開關
什麼？
開門的門把
-快點找 -沒有門把，只有兩個方洞
去右邊的洞
快點！威莉
另一個洞，右邊
你右手邊的洞
洞裡粘粘的
我辦不到
你辦得到，手往裡面伸
好吧
你自己伸
立刻伸進去
好嘛
我們快死了
好軟
還會蠕動
摸到了
我身上爬滿蟲，快把蟲拍掉
不是我，是她幹的
快來！出來
走！快走
暗殺黨魔教儀式
他們在祭拜卡裡
你見過這種儀式嗎
已經一百年沒人見過
他還活著
那是村子的神石
它是其中一顆桑卡拉石
它們為什麼會發光？
傳說石頭被放在一起時
裡面的鑽石會發光
-鑽石？ -鑽石
鑽石
聽著，你倆留在這裡，別出聲
小滑溜，你看住她
-為什麼？你要去哪？ -下去
下去？你瘋了嗎？
拿不到石頭我不走
你追求富貴榮華會送命
也許吧，但今天死不了
他要去哪？
快跑，威莉，快跑
瓊斯博士
我說過多少次 你聽我的話會長命
求求你讓我死掉
我祈求希瓦神讓我死 但死不了
現在卡裡的魔力控制我
怎麼控制？
他們會逼我喝卡裡的血
然後我會進入「黑色睡眠」
什麼？
你會變得跟他們一樣
我們會活在噩夢裡
一喝了血，噩夢就不會醒
你偷神石被逮到
起初有五塊神石
幾百年來因戰亂而分散各地
被你這種盜賊賣掉
我這種盜賊？你還少兩塊
英軍在一百年前劫掠這個神殿 殺我族人
一位忠貞的祭師 把最後兩塊神石藏在地下陵
所以你弄些奴工挖掘
他們是無辜兒童
他們挖寶石助我們復興
同時尋找最後兩塊神石
我們很快會找齊五塊神石
暗殺黨將稱霸天下
好生動的想像
你不相信？
你會相信的，瓊斯博士
你會成為忠實信徒
瓊斯博士，不要喝
那東西不好，不要喝
吐掉
瓊斯博士，小心點
別想要反抗了
放開他，混蛋
在印度的英國人將被屠殺
然後我們滅回教、猶太教
消滅基督教
不久，卡裡神將統治世界
瓊斯博士
卡裡神保佑我們 我們是她的子民
為了表示虔誠，我們獻祭…
你們幹什麼？
活人
你的朋友看見聽見了
現在要她不說話
我回國後要罵這地方
印第，救我
你怎麼了？
來！過來
印第安納
印第安納，救我們
請你醒醒
你不是他們的人
請你醒過來，別丟下我
不
你在幹什麼？你瘋了嗎
不是真的！我在做夢
威莉，醒醒
不！不要
瓊斯博士！醒醒
瓊斯博士
印第，我愛你
醒醒
你是我的好朋友，醒醒
慢著
我來解決他
我沒事，小鬼
摩拉雷
把鐵鏈放長一點
威莉，醒醒
威莉，是我
我醒來了
印第
印第，我的朋友
對不起，小鬼
印第，我們離開這裡
對，我們都離開
不
我要救他
他能照顧自己
他需要我
我要救印第
好，去救他
放下他
我要殺死你，快放下他
他怎麼了？
用這個敲他
你以前進入了卡裡的黑色睡眠
小滑溜
別跟那小孩糾纏
馬上下來
好，印第
聽我說，走左邊隧道才能出去
謝謝你
小滑溜，不要等
快走，印第
走！走
小滑溜，小心
快點，印第
快點
印第，走左邊隧道，左邊
印第，走左邊隧道才對
追兵來了
鬆開
鬆開剎車
什麼？
鬆開剎車才跑得過他們
小滑溜
來操作剎車
轉彎時減速，以免出軌
好的
-你在幹什麼？ -抄捷徑
-印第 -抄捷徑
（危險）
小心
印第，救命
印第
拉他進來
放開我
什麼？
低下頭
-剎車 -什麼？
-減速 -好的
很大的錯誤！印第
我就知道
我們速度太快
水！水
-你看 -水
-你著火了 -水！
水真的來了
快逃
快跑
威莉！小心
往橋那邊走
威莉，快走這邊
我的天
來，快走，橋很堅固
快走！橋很堅固
你看，木材堅實，來
救命
救命，我快掉下去了
救命
這不好玩
歡迎
放開她，摩拉雷
你沒資格發號施令
小心背後
你要石頭就放他們
放了她
瓊斯博士，你丟吧
石頭找得回來，但你不會
印第
小心背後
慘了
走
走！走
小滑溜
小心，拉住繩子
抓緊，我們要蕩鞦韆
我的天
天啊！
天啊，他瘋了嗎
不是瘋，是發狂
摩拉雷 你準備下地獄見卡裡吧
你幹什麼？
不
印第，保護心口
我的天
不
我們快上去
石頭是我的
你背叛希瓦神
你們也該來了
我們知道你會回來
本村已恢復生機
你見識到神石的法力了
是的，我領教了
你本可帶走神石
帶走幹嘛？那只會放在博物館
可是你會名利雙收
去德裡的路很遙遠，夜長夢多
謝了，我不要再跟你冒險
親愛的，這一路那麼好玩
你還想要我跟你去 德裡或別處？
休想！一次已夠了
我回密蘇里
那裡不吃蛇肉，不開膛挖心 也不拿火烤人
這種刺激不好玩
先生，我要雇響導去德裡
真好笑
Anything goes
Anything goes.
Be careful.
You never told me you spoke my language Dr. Jones.
Only on special occasions.
So it is true?
You found Nurhachi?
You know I did.
Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi
without paying for him.
You have insulted my son.
No you have insulted me.
I spared his life.
Aren't you going to introduce us?
This is Willie Scott.
This is Indiana Jones famous archaeologist.
Well I thought archaeologists were always funny little men
searching for their mommies.
Mummies.
Dr. Jones found Nurhachi for me
and he's going to deliver him...
now.
Say who is the Nurhac...
...hachi?!
Put the gun away sonny.
I suggest you give me what you owe me
or anything goes.
Ooh.
Open it.
The diamond Lao.
The deal was for the diamond.
Oh Lao...
Ow!
To your very good health.
Lao!
He put a hole...
he put two holes in my dress from Paris!
Sit down!
Now you bring me Nurhachi.
My pleasure.
Who on Earth is this Nurhachi?
Here he is.
This Nurhachi's a real small guy.
Inside are the remains of Nurhachi...
first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty.
Welcome home old boy.
And now you give me the diamond.
Are you trying to develop a sense of humor
or am I going deaf?
What's that?
Antidote.
To what?
The poison you just drank Dr. Jones.
The poison works fast Dr. Jones.
- Lao. - Lao!
You keep the girl.
I find another.
Good service here.
That's not a waiter.
Wu Han's an old friend.
Game's not over Lao.
Antidote.
Indy...
Don't worry Wu Han I'll get you out of here.
Not this time Indy.
I followed you on many adventures...
but into the great unknown mystery...
I go first Indy.
Don't be sad Dr. Jones.
You will soon be joining him.
Too much to drink Dr. Jones?
Oh nuts!
Oh!
The antidote.
Where's the diamond?
No!
Stay there!
Come on.
I don't want to die!
Who are you?
Wow! Holy smoke!
Crash landing!
Short Round step on it.
Okeydokey Dr. Jones.
Hold on to your potatoes.
For crying out loud there's a kid driving the car!
Wow!
Wow.
Where's the antidote? Let me have it.
Listen I just met you for Christ's sakes.
Give me...
Oh I'm not that kind of girl.
Hey Dr. Jones no time for love.
We got company.
Oh I hope you choke.
No shooting.
Okay you asked for it.
This is fun!
Here hold this.
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?!
I burnt my fingers and I cracked a nail!
Ah Dr. Jones...
I'm Art Weber.
I spoke with your assistant.
Uh we've managed to secure three seats
but there might be a slight inconvenience
as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Is he kidding?
Madam it's the best I could do on such short notice.
Heavens aren't you Willie Scott
the famous American female vocalist?
Owe you a gin.
Nice try Lao Che.
Good-bye Dr. Jones.
So what are you supposed to be a lion tamer?
I'm allowing you to tag along
so why don't you give your mouth a rest?
Okay doll?
What do you mean "tag along"?
Ever since you got into my club
you haven't been able to take your eyes off me.
Oh yeah?
Oh no...
Oh no!
Mister mister...
Oh mister wake up. Please mister...
You call him Dr. Jones doll!
Okay Dr. Jones Dr. Jones.
Oh wake up please!
Are we there already?
Oh good.
No.
Huh?
No one's flying the plane!
Oh boy...
They've all gone!
You know how to fly don't you?
No. Do you?
Oh no.
- Oh my God! - How hard can it be?
- I'm gonna faint. - Altimeter!
Okay.
Air speed.
Uh okay.
Fuel...
Fuel?
Fuel?!
I think we got a big problem.
Dr. Jones! Shorty!
Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!
- Oh... - Shorty!
- Come on give me a hand! - What's that?
Move the box!
Dr. Jones you're crazy!
Shorty get our stuff!
A boat?
We're not sinking.
We're crashing!
Grab on Shorty!
Grab on!
- Lady I can't breathe! - Tight!
Slow it down!
That wasn't so bad was it?
Aah! Put on the brakes!
I hate the water and I hate being wet
and I hate you!
Good.
Good!
Dr. Jones?
I'm all right Shorty.
You okay?
Oh where are we anyway?
India.
How do you know that?
Oh I sure hope this means dinner.
God I'm starving.
Thank you.
I can't eat this.
That's more food than these people eat in a week.
They're starving.
Oh I'm sorry. You can have...
Eat it.
I'm not hungry.
You're insulting them
and you're embarrassing me.
Eat it. Eat it.
Eat.
Bad news coming.
Can you provide us with a guide to take us to Delhi?
I'm a professor.
I have to get back to my university.
Yes. Sajnu will guide you.
On the way to Delhi you will stop at Pankot.
Pankot is not on the way to Delhi.
You will go to Pankot Palace.
I thought the palace had been deserted
since uh... the 1850s.
No. Now there is a new maharaja
and again the palace has the power of the Dark Light.
It is that place kill my people.
What has happened here?
The evil start in Pankot...
then like monsoon...
it moves darkness...
over all country...
over all country.
The evil?
What evil?
See? Bad news.
You listen to Suwamu. You leave Lanka.
Shh...
They came from palace...
and took Sivalinga...
from our village.
Took what?
It's a stone...
a sacred stone from the shrine that protects the village.
It is why Siva brought you here.
We weren't brought here.
Our plane crashed.
It crashed.
No no.
We prayed to Siva to help us find the stone.
It was Siva
who made you fall from the sky.
So you will go to Pankot Palace to find Sivilinga and bring back
to us.
Bring back to us. Bring back to us.
Dr. Jones did they make the plane crash
to get you here?
No Shorty it's just a ghost story.
Don't worry about it.
They took the stone from here.
Was the stone very smooth like a rock from a sacred river?
Yes.
With three lines across it
representing the three levels of the universe.
That's right. Yes.
I've seen stones like the one you lost.
But why would Maharaja take the sacred stone from here?
They says we must pray to their evil god.
We says we will not.
Excuse me
I don't understand how one rock could destroy a whole village.
He's saying when the sacred stone was taken
the village wells dried up
and the river turned to sand.
The crops were swallowed by the earth
and the animals laid down and turned to dust.
Then one night there was a fire in the fields.
The men went out to fight the fire.
When they came back the women were crying in the darkness.
Children.
He says they stole their children.
Sankara! Sankara...
Ranjit!
Sankara.
Little boy escaped from the evil palace.
Many other children still there.
What we do Dr. Jones?
What you think?
I think that somebody believes
the good luck rock from this village
is one of the lost Sankara stones.
What is Sankara?
Fortune and glory kid.
Fortune and glory.
Willie quit monkeying around on that thing.
Oh wait a second! Indy!
I can't go to Delhi like this!
We're not going to Delhi doll.
We're going to Pankot Palace.
Pankot?!
I can't go to Pankot! I'm a singer.
Oh I need to call my agent.
Is there a phone?
Anybody I need a phone!
Eww!
Oh quit complaining. This is expensive stuff.
You come to America with me and we get job in circus.
You like that? You like America?
You're my best friend.
Ooh what big birds!
Those aren't big birds sweetheart.
They're giant vampire bats.
Bats?
Oh pipe down you big baboon. This doesn't hurt.
You know what you really need?
You really need a bath.
Ha-ha very funny.
Very funny.
All wet.
I was happy in Shanghai.
I had a little house... and a garden.
My friends were rich.
We went to parties all the time in limousines.
I hate being outside!
I'm a singer!
I could lose my voice!
I think we'll camp here tonight.
Cut it out.
What do you got?
Two sixes.
Aha-ha three aces.
I win.
Two more game I have all your money.
Ha ha ha!
It's poker Shorty anything can happen.
Where did you find your uh little bodyguard?
I didn't find him I caught him.
What?
Shorty's family were killed
when the Japanese bombed Shanghai.
He's been living on the streets since he was four.
I caught him trying to pick my pocket didn't I short stuff?
Biggest trouble with her is the noise.
Hey! You cheat Dr. Jones.
You cheat!
What do you mean? You take four card.
- You pay now. - Oh they were stuck together.
No stuck. No mistake.
They were stuck together. It's a mistake.
I'm very little. You cheat very big.
Dr. Jones you cheat!
You pay money. You owe me ten cent.
Look at this. Look at this.
You accuse me of cheating.
You're cheating.
You make me poor.
No fun.
Play with you no fun.
- I quit. - I quit too.
Oh this place is completely surrounded.
The entire place is crawling with living things.
That's why they call it the jungle sweetheart.
Oh my God what else is out there?
Willie wait...
Oh!
Willie Willie...
What is that?
Is that short for something?
"Willie" is my professional name Indiana.
Hey lady you call him Dr. Jones.
My professional name.
Why are you dragging us off to this deserted palace?
Fortune and glory?
Fortune and glory.
Well... this is a piece of an old manuscript.
This pictograph represents Sankara
a priest.
Scram.
Gentle. Gentle.
This is hundreds of years old.
Is that some kind of writing?
Yeah it's Sanskrit.
Cut it out.
It's part of the legend of Sankara.
He climbs Mount Kalisa
where he meets Siva the Hindu god.
That's Siva?
And what's he handing the priest?
Rocks.
Stop.
He told him to go forth and combat evil.
And to help him he gave him
five sacred stones with magical properties.
Magic rocks?
My grandpa was a magician.
He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket
and pigeons up his sleeves.
He made a lot of children happy and died a very poor man.
Magic rocks. Fortune and glory.
Sweet dreams Dr. Jones.
Where are you going?
I'd sleep closer if I were you.
For safety's sake.
Dr. Jones I'd be safer sleeping with a snake.
I said cut it out!
I hate that elephant.
Indy look!
I see it Shorty.
That's it: Pankot Palace.
Dr. Jones what you look at?
Don't come up here.
No! No no no no!
Don't leave! No!
No no no no no!
Oh baby elephant stay here!
Oh no! Indy!
They're stealing our rides!
We walk from here.
Hello.
I should say you look rather lost.
But then I cannot imagine
where in the world the three of you would look at home.
We're not lost.
We're on our way to Delhi.
This is Miss Scott.
This is Mr. Round.
Short Round.
My name is Indiana Jones.
Dr. Jones the eminent archaeologist?
Hard to believe isn't it?
Ah.
I remember first hearing your name
when I was up at Oxford.
Oh.
I'm Chattar Lal Prime Minister
to His Highness the Maharaja of Pankot.
I'm enchanted.
Enchanted. Thank you very much.
Welcome to Pankot Palace!
Enchanted huh?
Shorty where's my razor?
We are fortunate tonight
to have so many unexpected visitors.
This is Captain...
...Blumburtt. 11th Poona Rifles.
And you sir are Dr. Jones I presume.
I am Captain.
Captain Blumburtt and his troops
are on a routine inspection tour.
The British find it amusing
to inspect us at their convenience.
I do hope sir
that it's not uh inconvenient to you uh... sir.
The British worry so about their empire.
Makes us all feel like well-cared-for children.
Ah...
you look beautiful.
I think the maharaja is swimming in loot.
Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all.
You look like a princess.
Mr. Lal what do they call the maharaja's wife?
His Highness has not yet taken a wife.
How interesting.
Well uh maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman.
His Supreme Highness
guardian of Pankot tradition
the Maharaja of Pankot
Zalim Singh.
That's the maharaja?
A kid?!
Maybe he like older women.
Captain Blumburtt was just telling me
something of the interesting history of the palace...
the importance it played in the mutiny.
It seems the British never forget the Mutiny of 1857.
Yes well you know I think there are other events...
before the mutiny going back a century
back to the time of Clive... that are more interesting.
And what events are those Dr. Jones?
Well if memory serves me correctly
this area this province
was the center of activity for the Thuggee.
Ah!
Snake... Surprise.
What's the surprise?
Dr. Jones you know perfectly well
the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.
Yes of course.
The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali
with human sacrifices.
The British Army nicely did away with them.
Well I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard.
There are no stories anymore.
I'm not so sure.
We came from a small village.
The peasants there told us
Pankot Palace was growing powerful again
because of some ancient evil.
Village stories Dr. Jones.
They're just fear and folklore.
You're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
I'm not worried Mr. Prime Minister just uh...
just um interested.
Ah...
What? You are not eating?
I had bugs for lunch.
Give me your hat.
Why?
'Cause I'm gonna puke in it. Oh!
You know the villagers also told us
Pankot Palace had taken something.
Dr. Jones in our country
it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
I'm sorry.
I thought we were talking about folklore.
Excuse me sir do you have anything simple like soup?
What exactly was it they say was stolen?
A sacred rock.
Ha!
You see Captain a rock!
Ah!
Ah...
Something connected...
the villagers' rock
and the old legend of the Sankara Stones.
Dr. Jones we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors.
I seem to remember that in Honduras
you were accused of being a grave robber
rather than an archaeologist.
Well the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar
who threatened to cut your head off
if you ever returned to his country?
No it wasn't my head.
Then your hands perhaps.
No it wasn't my hands
it was my...
my misunderstanding.
Exactly what we have here Dr. Jones.
I have heard the evil stories of the Thuggee cult.
I thought the stories were told to frighten children.
Later I learnt the Thuggee cult was once real
and did of unspeakable things.
I am ashamed of what happened here so many years ago
and I assure you
this will never happen again in my kingdom.
If I offended you...
then I am sorry.
Ah dessert!
Chilled monkey brains.
Uh I think I'll just check on Willie.
That's all you better do.
Tell me later what happened.
Am-scray.
Ah.
I've got something for you.
There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Right.
Oh.
Mmm mmm mmm.
Mmm.
Oh you're a very nice man.
Maybe you could be my palace slave.
Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Yeah.
And nothing else.
That shock you?
Nothing shocks me.
I'm a scientist.
So as a scientist you do a lot of research?
Always.
And what sort of research would you do on me?
Nocturnal activities.
You mean like what sort of cream I put on my face at night
what position I like to sleep in?
Mating customs.
Love rituals?
Primitive sexual practices.
So you're an authority in that area?
Years of fieldwork.
Oh.
I don't blame you for being sore at me.
I can be hard to handle.
I've had worse.
But you'll never have better.
I don't know.
As a scientist I don't want to prejudice my experiment.
I'll let you know in the morning.
Why you conceited ape.
I'm not that easy.
I'm not that easy either.
Trouble with you is Willie
you're too used to getting your own way.
And you're just too proud to admit
that you're crazy about me Dr. Jones.
If you want me Willie you know where you can find me.
Five minutes.
You'll be back over here in five minutes.
I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Five.
You know it and I know it.
Five minutes.
Four and a half.
"Palace slave."
"Nocturnal activities."
I'm a "conceited ape"?
"I'll tell you in the morning."
I can't believe it.
He's not coming.
She's not coming.
I can't believe I'm not going.
Indiana Jones!
This is one night you'll never forget!
This is the night
I slipped right through your fingers!
Sleep tight...
and pleasant dreams!
I could have been your greatest adventure.
Dr. Jones your whip!
- Shorty... - Huh?
Turn off the switch.
Oh Indy.
Oh be gentle with me.
Be gentle with me.
But I'm here.
There's nobody here.
No I'm here.
Indy you're acting awfully strange.
Hey I'm right here.
"Follow in the footsteps of Siva."
What does that mean?
"Do not betray these truths."
Shorty go get our stuff.
Stay behind me Short Round.
Step where I step and don't touch anything.
I step where you step.
I touch nothing.
Indy!
I step on something.
Yeah there's something on the ground.
Feel like step on fortune cookies.
It's not fortune cookies.
Let me take a look.
That's no cookies.
It's all right. I got him.
Ow!
Go. There go.
Stop.
Look just stand up against the wall
will you?
You say to stand against the wall!
I listen to what you say!
Not my fault! Not my fault!
Willie get down here!
We're in trouble!
Willie! Willie!
Bet I get all dirty again.
- Willie get down here! - Not my fault!
We're in trouble!
Trouble?
What sort of?
This is serious!
There are two dead people down here!
There're going to be two dead people in here!
Hurry!
I've almost had enough of you two.
Willie!
What's the rush?!
It's a long story Willie.
Hurry or you don't get to hear it.
Ooh God what is this?
Indy what is this?
I can't see a thing!
Hurry!
All right!
Oh I broke a nail.
Uh... Uh...
Willie hurry!
They're in my hair!
Aw shut up Willie!
Indy let me in!
No let us out!
Let me in!
Let us out!
Shut up!
I'm down here! They're all over me!
There's got to be a fulcrum release lever somewhere.
What?!
A handle that opens the door.
- Go on!
- They're just just square holes!
Go to the right hole.
Hurry Willie!
Ooh...
The other one!
The other right. Your other right!
The one on your right!
Oh there's slime inside!
I can't do it.
You can do it.
Feel inside.
Okay.
You feel inside!
Do it now!
Okay!
Ooh!
Ew!
Willie we are going to die!
It's soft.
It's moving!
Got it!
Get 'em off of me! Get 'em off of me!
They're all over me!
Get 'em off me!
Huh?
No!
It wasn't me! It's her!
Huh?!
Come on!
Go! Move!
Come on move!
Come on!
It's a Thuggee ceremony.
They're worshipping Kali.
Have you ever seen anything like this before?
Nobody's seen this for a hundred years.
Kali Ma. Kali Ma...
Kali Ma!
He's still alive.
Kali Ma.
Kali Ma...
That's the rock they took from the village.
It's one of the Sankara Stones.
Why they glow like that?
Shh shh.
The legend says
when the rocks are brought together
the diamonds inside them will glow.
Diamonds?
Diamonds.
- Diamonds! - Shh.
Diamonds.
Hey hey.
Look I want you two to stay up here and keep quiet.
Shorty you keep an eye on her.
Why where are you going?
Down there.
Down there?!
Are you crazy?!
I'm not leaving here without the stones.
You could get killed
chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Maybe.
But not today.
Be careful.
Where's he going?
Let me go...!
Run Willie! Run!
Dr. Jones!
I keep telling you
you listen me more you live longer.
Please let me die.
I pray to Siva
"Let me die" but I do not.
Now... now the evil of Kali take me.
How?
They will make me drink the blood of the Kali.
Then I'll fall into the black sleep
of the Kali Ma.
What is that?
We become like them.
We'll be alive but like a nightmare.
You drink blood you not wake up from nightmare.
You were caught trying to steal the Sankara Stones.
There were five stones in the beginning.
Over the centuries they were dispersed by wars
sold off by thieves like you.
Thieves like me huh?
Ha!
Still missing two.
A century ago when the British raided this temple
and butchered my people
a loyal priest hid the last two stones
down here in the catacombs.
So that's what you've got these slaves digging for huh?
They're innocent children.
They dig for the gems to support our cause.
They also search for the last two stones.
Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones
and the Thuggees will be all powerful.
What a vivid imagination.
You...
don't believe me?
You will Dr. Jones.
You will become...
a true believer.
Hi.
Dr. Jones!
Don't drink... it's bad!
Don't drink!
Spit it out!
Dr. Jones...
You dare not do that.
Leave him alone you bastards!
The British in India will be slaughtered.
Then we will overrun the Muslims.
Then the Hebrew God will fall.
And then the Christian God
will be cast down and forgotten.
Soon Kali Ma will rule the world.
Dr. Jones...
Kali Ma protects us.
We are her children.
We pledge our devotion to her
with an offering of flesh...
What are you doing?!
...and blood.
Your friend has seen... and she has heard.
Now she will not talk.
I'm not going to have anything nice to say
about this place when I get back.
Indy! For God sakes help me!
Wh-What's the matter with you?
No... no.
Come.
Indiana...
Indiana... help us.
Please snap out of it.
You're not one of them.
Please come back to us.
Don't leave me.
No!
What are you doing?!
Are you mad?!
Oh...
Oh this can't be happening this can't be happening.
Wake up Willie wake up.
No! No! No...!
No!
No no no!
Wake up Dr. Jones wake up!
Dr. Jones!
Indy I love you.
Wake up Indy!
Wake up!
You're my best friend!
Wake up Indy!
Wait! Wait!
He's mine!
I'm all right kid.
Mola Ram!
Give me some slack!
Willie Willie wake up!
Willie Willie it's me! I'm back!
Oh Indy.
Indy... my friend.
I'm sorry kid.
Indy...
now let's get out of here.
Right. All of us.
No!
I've got to save him!
He can take care of himself.
He needs me.
I've got to save Indy!
Okay save him.
Drop him down!
I kill you!
Drop him down!
Whoa!
What's the matter with him?
Here. Try this.
Go Indy!
It was the Black Sleep of Kali.
Short Round!
Quit fooling around with that kid!
Get down in the cart now!
Okeydokey Indy!
Please listen.
To get out you must take the left tunnel.
Thank you.
Shorty!
Quit stalling!
Come on Indy!
Go!
Go! Go!
Shorty look out!
- Come on! - Indy!
Hurry!
Hurry up!
Indy take the left tunnel!
The left tunnel!
No Indy!
You missed it! Left tunnel!
We got company!
Stop.
Let her go!
- Let go of the brake. - What?
What?
Let her go. Our only chance is to outrun them.
- Shorty? - Huh?
Come up here and take the brake.
Watch it on the curves
or we'll fly right off the track.
Okay.
Yay!
What are you doing?
Short cut.
- Yes Indy. - Short cut.
Watch it!
Indy help!
- Hang on! - Indy!
Pull him in.
Let me go! Let me go!
Let go of him!
No! No!
Pull him in!
- I'll catch him! - No!
Duck!
All right.
- What? - Brakes. Brakes.
Slow us down.
Okay.
Uh-oh. Big mistake.
Big mistake Indy.
Figures.
We're going too fast!
Too fast!
We're going to crash!
Water water water!
Oh look! Look there!
- Water! - Fire! You're on fire!
Water water!
Look...
Water water.
Come on... Come on!
Let's go!
Run run!
Willie look out!
No!
Head for the bridge. Go!
Come on Willie this way.
Oh God.
Come on let's go.
Strong bridge.
Come on let's go.
Strong bridge.
Look... strong wood.
Come on!
Look!
Shorty!
Help!
I'm falling down.
Help!
Not very funny.
Back!
Welcome.
Ow!
Let her go Mola Ram.
You are in a position unsuitable
to give orders.
Watch your back!
You want the stones let 'em go.
Let her go!
Drop them Dr. Jones.
They will be found.
You won't.
Indy!
Behind you!
Oh shit.
Go on.
Go.
Go on! Go on!
That way.
Shorty...
Hang on lady.
We going for a ride.
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Is he nuts?
He no nuts.
He's crazy.
Mola Ram prepare to meet Kali...
in hell.
What are you doing?!
You fool!
Indy cover your heart!
Cover your heart!
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
- Look out! - No!
No!
Hurry! Let's go!
The stones are mine!
You've betrayed Siva.
You betrayed Siva.
You betrayed Siva!
Well it's about time.
Hold your fire.
We know you are coming back
when life return to our village.
Now you can see the magic of the rock you bring back.
Yes I understand its power now.
You could've kept it.
Ah what for?
They'd just put it in a museum.
It'd be another rock collecting dust.
But then it would've given you your fortune and glory.
Anything could happen.
It's a long way to Delhi.
No thanks.
No more adventures with you Dr. Jones.
Sweetheart after all the fun we've had together?
If you think I'm going to Delhi with you or anyplace else
after all the trouble you've gotten me into
think again buster!
I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes
before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits!
This is not my idea of a swell time!
Excuse me sir.
I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
Oh...
Very funny.
Uh-oh.