The programme that does exactly what it says on the tin. TOTP!
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# I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
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# I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
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# And then the witch doctor he told me what to do
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# Uhh eeh uh ah ah Ting tang walla walla bang bang, go!
# Do do do do
# I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
Do do do do
# I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
Do do do do
# And then the witch doctor he gave me this advice
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# Go!
# Let's do some rock n'roll!
# You can keep your love from me
# Just like you were a miser
# And I'll admit it wasn't very smart
# So I went out to find myself a guy that's so much wiser
# And he told me the way to win your heart
Do do do do do do do
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# Ting tang walla walla bing bang Come on and
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Thank you very much!
Scary, isn't it? That's the Cartoons and Witch Doctor.
Now, a great voice and a great song. Excited? You gotta be. Des'ree.
# Listen as your day unfolds
# Challenge what the future holds
# Try and keep your head up to the sky
# Lovers they may cause you tears
# Go ahead, release your fears
# Stand up and be counted, don't be ashamed to cry
# You gotta be
# You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold
# You gotta be wiser
# You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough
# You gotta be stronger
# You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
# You gotta stay together
# All I know, all I know
# Love will save the day
# Herald what your mother said
# Read the books your father's read
# Try to solve the puzzles in your own sweet time
# Some may have more cash than you
# Others take a different view
# My oh my
# Yeah yeah yeah
# You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold
# You gotta be wiser
# You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough
# You gotta be stronger
# You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
# You gotta stay together
# All I know, all I know
# Love will save the day
# Time asks no questions, it goes on without you
# Leaving you behind if you can't stand the pace
# The world keeps on spinning - can't stop it if you tried to
# The best part is danger staring you in the face
# You've got to be
# Got to be bad
# Got to be bold
# Got to be wise, don't ever go
# Got to be hard
# Not too, too hard
# All I know is
# Love will save the day
# You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold
# You gotta be wiser
# You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough
# You gotta be stronger
# You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm
# You gotta stay together
# All I know, all I know
# Love will save the day
# All I know, all I know
# Love will save the day, yeah, yeah
# All I know, all I know
# Love
# Mmmmmm. #
Revived by a commercial, written and performed by Des'ree.
Next, an act widely touted to be the next big thing. New Radicals.
# Ow
# Wooo wooo wooo
# Wooo ooh go ahead
# Wake up, kids
# We've got the dreamer's disease
# Age fourteen, they got you down on your knees
# So polite
# We're busy still saying please
# Frienemies
# Who, when you're down, ain't your friend
# Every night I steal a Mercedes-Benz
# First we run
# And then we laugh till we cry
# But when the night is falling
# You cannot find the light
# Light
# You feel your dreams are dying
# Hold tight
# You've got the music in you
# Don't let go
# You've got the music in you
# One dance left
# This world is gonna pull through
# Don't give up
# We got a reason to live
# Can't forget
# We only get what we give
# I'm coming home, baby
# You're tops
# Then give it to me now
# This whole damn world can fall apart
# You'll be OK, follow your heart
# You're in harm's way, I'm right behind
# Now say you're mine
# You've got the music in you
# Don't let go
# You've got the music in you
# One dance left
# This world is gonna pull through
# Don't give up
# We got a reason to live
# Can't forget
# We only get what we give
# Don't let go
# We feel the music in you
# You you you
# Fly-y-y-y-y-y
# Hi-i-i-igh
# What's real
# Can't di-i-i-i-ie
# You only get what you give
# You're gonna get what you give
# Just don't be afraid to le-e-eave
# Health insurance rip-off lying FDA big bankers buying
# Fake computer crashes dining
# Cloning while they're multiplying
# Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
# You're all fakes, run to your mansions
# Come around, we'll kick ya. #
You Get What You Give - so true.
That's the New Radicals - what a top turn.
Next, she's gone all saintly on us. Honey To The Bee - this is Billie.
# Mmm
# Honey to the bee
# I close my eyes and I see you clear
# It feels like you're lying here
# All the things I want to say come and go
# Easy as the breeze, those words just flow
# I float on air light as any feather
# Your love so sweet like an open flower
# I'm dizzy from the time we spent together
# I need that honey drip every hour
# I'm thinking about your sugar lips
# Got a feeling for you now that's so strong
# I'm dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
# Baby, don't stay away from me too long
# I've been missing you
# I should be kissing you
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# I wouldn't tell a lie, got a love I can't deny
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# Honey to the bee
# Mmmm
# Come on, buzz me up to heaven
# You make me smile though you're far away
# I hear your voice like it was yesterday
# All the things you do they make me feel so good
# I gotta tell the world about a love that's mine
Na na na
# These wings to fly are gonna last for ever
# Cos one by one my dreams come true
# And I touch the sky whenever we're together
# I can't believe the joy I get with you
# I'm thinking about your sugar lips
# Got a feeling for you now that's so strong
# I'm dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
# Baby, don't stay away from me too long
# I've been missing you
# I should be kissing you
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# I wouldn't tell a lie, got a love I can't deny
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# Honey to the bee
# C'mon and buzz me
Heaven
# You're the only one who can get me there
Heaven
# When you gonna hear my prayer?
Heaven
# You're the only one who can get me there
Heaven
# When you gonna hear my prayer, yeah
# I'm thinking about your sugar lips
# Got a feeling for you now that's so strong
# Got me dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
# Baby, baby, don't stay away too long
# I've been missing you
# I should be kissing you
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# I wouldn't tell a lie, got a love I can't deny
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# I've been missing you
# I really should be kissing you
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# I wouldn't tell a lie, got a love I can't deny
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# Honey to the bee
# Honey to the bee, that's you for me
# Yeah
# You for me. #
A busy little bee, that's Billie.
Now, a piece of footage exclusive to TOTP from Atlanta, Georgia.
This is T-Boz, Left-eye and Chilli - TLC.
# A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
# And is also known as a busta
# Always talkin' about what he wants
# And just sits on his broke
# So, no, I don't want your number
# No, I don't wanna give you mine
# And no, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
# No, I don't want none of your time and no
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# Scrub checkin' me but his game is kinda weak
# And I know that he cannot approach me
# Cos I'm looking like class and he's looking like trash
# Can't trick with a deadbeat
# So no, I don't want your number
# No, I don't wanna give you mine
# No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere
# No, I don't want none of your time
# No, I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# If you don't have a car and you're walkin'
# Oh yeah, son, I'm talkin' to you
# If you live at home with yo mama
# Oh yeah, son, I'm talkin' to you
# If you have a shorty but you don't show love
# Oh yeah, son, I'm talkin' to you
# Wanna get with me with no money
# Oh no, I don't want no
# No
No scrub
# Scrub
No love
# Oh-h
No scrub
# Scrub, no, no
# No scrub
No, no
# No, no, no, no
No scrub
# No, no
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
If you can't spatially expand my horizons, that leaves you in a class with scrubs, never rising
I don't find it surprising if you don't have the Gs to please me
And bounce from here to the coast of overseas
Let me give you something to think about, and I bet your Ma wouldn't venture to turn you out
Don't forget to focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screens
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Check your vernacular and then I get back to ya
With diamond-like precision Insatiable is what I envision
Can detect acquisition from your friend's expedition
If you really wanna know
Ask Chilli, could I be as silly?
All my senoritas stepping on your Filas but you don't hit me, no
# No, I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me
# I don't want no scrub
# A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
# Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
# Trying to holler at me. #
No scrubs, no comment! That's TLC.
This next lady is sure to be
one of next week's chart entries - big voice, long legs - Mariah Carey!
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
# Hey-ey-ey
# You look in my eyes
# And I get emotional
# Inside I know it's crazy
# But you still conduct my heart
# And after all this time
# You'd think that I
# Wouldn't feel the same
# But time melts into nothing
# Nothing's cha-a-a-a-anged
# I still believe
# Someday you and me
# Will find ourselves
# In love aga-a-a-ain
# I have a dream
# Someday you and me
# Will find ourselves
# In love aga-a-a-ain
# Each day of my life
# I'm filled with all the joy I could find
# You know that I am not the desperate type
# If there's one spark of hope
# Left in my grasp
# I'll hold it with both hands
# It's worth the risk of burning
# To have a second cha-a-a-ance
# No, no, no, no, no, no
# I need you, baby
# I still believe that we can be together
# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
# No, no, no
# If we believe that true love
# Never has to end
# Then we must know that we will love again
# Mmm-hmm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
# I still believe
# Someday you and me
# Will find ourselves
# In love again
# Oh, baby, yeah, yeah
# I have a dream
# Someday you and me
# Will find ourselves
# In love aga-a-a-a-ain
# Ooh, baby, I do
# Just give me one more try-y-y
# In love aga-a-a-ain
# I still believe
I miss your love
# Someday you and me
# Will find ourselves
# In love aga-a-a-ain
# Aga-a-a-a-a-ain
# Will find ourselves in love aga-a-a-ain
# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. #
Still on fire - that's Mariah. New single out now.
Four lasses next who spent St Patrick's Day in New York
and are charming America as they did with us. B*witched.
# Oooh
# It's just one more day
# No-one said there would be rain again
# Won't blame it on myself
# Yeah
# I'll blame it on the weatherman
# Get away
# For a while
# Here I am
# Out on my own again
# Won't blame it on myself
# Yeah
# I'll blame it on the weatherman
# Standing on the shore
# Calling out your name
# I was here before
# I could see your face
# Only clouds will see
# Tears are in my eyes
# Empty like my heart
# Why do ya say goodbye?
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# Alone
# I can hear
# Hear our song
# Playing for me again
# Won't blame it on myself
# Oh, no
# Just blame it on the weatherman
# Standing on the shore
# Calling out your name
# I was here before
# I could see your face
# Only clouds will see
# Tears are in my eyes
# Empty like my heart
# Why do ya say goodbye?
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# Maybe I can't pray
Maybe I can't pray
# Maybe I can't wait
Maybe I can't wait
# Maybe I can't blame the weatherman
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# The rain goes on
On and on again
# Oh, blame it on the weatherman. #
That was the chart, that was TOTP.
I'm Scott Mills on my first TOTP.
Now I get to meet the new Number One. Wonder who it is? See ya!
# Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin. He's a real...he's a real jerk. #