1 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:49,923 Paolo? 2 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,600 Paolo, are you there? 3 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,753 Oh, Paolo, of course I love you. 4 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,554 CONFESSlONS TO MARIKLA 5 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,892 HOW MUCH DOES LOVE INVOLVE YOU? 6 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:53,862 Dear Marikla, 7 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,782 I'm writing to you because I need your advice. 8 00:01:56,908 --> 00:02:00,119 I'm 24 and I've been married for five years. 9 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,413 I've been told that I'm pretty and I'm fun to be around. 10 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,500 I have a good job and a wonderful husband. 11 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,212 I know I married a bit young, but it's worked out really well. 12 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,506 Lots of passion to start out with, 13 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,467 and lots of understanding to keep it together. 14 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,275 Except that for a while now 15 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,944 I've been feeling upset in a strange kind of way. 16 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:40,450 l want to live more... it's hard to explain... more fully, more intensely. 17 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:45,497 But my days are so uneventful, they're almost humdrum. 18 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:50,335 I tell myself that it must be the season that's giving me these strange cravings. 19 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:54,756 But in fact they've become even stronger lately. 20 00:02:56,009 --> 00:03:02,723 Especially since that night my sister Nadia took us to a party 21 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,601 in honour of a Venetian poetess. 22 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:10,397 I'd like to fuck you and not touch you 23 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,733 and, among the uncertain hairs of your arse, 24 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,278 loose tongued, make a song resound. 25 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,615 I'd like to stuff dancing cunts in your mouth. 26 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:24,661 I'd like to cover you with sticky breasts and perfumed spit. 27 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:29,666 And down between your balls, suck your cock into my heartache. 28 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:36,548 I'd like, between lustful anal sex sessions and moans, to lick your knees. 29 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:41,261 And upwards, from your belly to your heart. 30 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:46,475 And to find some rest, I'd like not to be able to come any more. 31 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,768 Bravo! 32 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,479 That's made me so excited! 33 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,439 So kinky. 34 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,816 - Very modern. - Bravo! 35 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:59,780 From Veronica Franco to Patrizia Valduga, a representation of the feminine Eros. 36 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,169 Congratulations. Your book will be a big hit. 37 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:17,297 I'm Nadia Valentini. I run a body-fitness gym. 38 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,591 Come in and give it a try whenever you like. 39 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,679 Nadia Valentini. 40 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,223 I'd love to be able to write like you. 41 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:39,903 Believe me, I've never met such a sensual lT expert. 42 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,588 - Shall we dance? - Of course. 43 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,684 Everybody gatecrashes in Rome. Nobody needs an invitation. 44 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,936 I wasn't invited either. 45 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,816 I came with the poetess. 46 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,152 We're next-door neighbours in Venice. 47 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,696 - I'm from Venice too. - Oh, yes? 48 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:27,326 Do you know what a French poet like me used to call it? 49 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,871 "Venice - sexe femelle d'Europe." 50 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:41,590 Are you a sailor, with those tattoos? 51 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,885 I travel around, you know. 52 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,055 I collect old things. 53 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,767 Well, why don't you collect those two witches and take them away? 54 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:55,020 - You like the boy? - Well, he is my husband, after all. 55 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:58,065 Come on, husbands don't count. 56 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,943 Maybe not for you, but mine counts a lot for me. 57 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,948 I'd like to fuck you 58 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,660 and, among the uncertain hairs of your arse, 59 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,625 loose-tongued, 60 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,254 make a song resound. 61 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,925 I bet you're all wet. 62 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:30,472 Excuse me. My head is spinning. 63 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,823 Don't bother with museums, you fools. Art is among us, we are art. 64 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,825 Two perfect examples of baroque. 65 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,035 They flatten out as they go down. 66 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,162 Tapered like Borromini's creations. 67 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:58,708 Then turn them around and you have two arses in pure rococo style. 68 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,174 - But... - Don't be afraid. 69 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,885 I'm not afraid. But I don't know what your name is. 70 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:12,055 You're right. Alphonse Donatien. 71 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,142 Pirate of love. 72 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:46,548 I was right. You're all wet. 73 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:58,018 - You're crazy. What are you doing? - What I promised I'd do. 74 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,670 Diana, are you in there? 75 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,925 Yes, Paolo. Just a minute. 76 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,775 I lost you. Anything wrong? 77 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:50,028 No, I just needed to pee. Do you want to leave? 78 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,280 Yeah, I'm bored. This party's rubbish. 79 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:55,325 Whatever you like. Let's go. 80 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,505 But... 81 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,215 You're soaking wet. 82 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,595 And it's not pee. What is it? Are you turned on? 83 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,265 Of course, if you touch me there. 84 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,642 You know how sensitive I am. 85 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,436 Keep doing it. 86 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,735 Are you turned on because of me or that guy? 87 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,029 - What guy? - The one you were dancing with. 88 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,364 Who was he? 89 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,660 A Frenchman who lives in Venice. 90 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:41,037 He came on to me like a man possessed. 91 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,292 Paolo, you're driving me crazy. 92 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,502 Wasn't he a bit mature for you? 93 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:51,089 - Well, you can call him mature. - You should have called me. 94 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,383 I didn't say I didn't like him. 95 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,511 - He was in the bathroom with me. - Really? 96 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,849 Didn't you notice? He was right there, behind the door. 97 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:04,060 You're just joking. It's another one of your silly stories. 98 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,855 - He took all my clothes off. - Stop it. 99 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,817 He wanted to take me from behind. If you hadn't knocked... 100 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,237 You're making it all up. I know it. You are, aren't you? 101 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,989 He liked my arse. 102 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,536 What about this? Did he make you touch it? 103 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,163 Was it as hard as mine? 104 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,178 You like my arse too, don't you? 105 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,056 How many times do I have to tell you? It's the most... 106 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,772 You need to look at it before you can say that. 107 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,029 - Tell me I've got a beautiful arse. - It's beautiful. 108 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,532 Oh, God! 109 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,330 Come on, let's go home. 110 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,332 No, let's do it here. 111 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,545 Come on. 112 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,429 Tell me you made it all up. Go on, tell me. 113 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,224 Be quiet. 114 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,443 And they call us whores! 115 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,292 Morning! 116 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,844 Come on, wake up, lazybones. 117 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,221 I'll teach you for being so cheeky. 118 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:07,392 No! You're hurting me. 119 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,603 - Stop it. - What are you doing? 120 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,898 Stop it. 121 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:17,527 I'm raping you! I'm raping you! 122 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:25,076 It's eight o'clock. Too late for rape. 123 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,164 Let me go. Let me go. 124 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,340 If my mother could see the mess you make me live in. 125 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,593 Who, the wicked witch? 126 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:45,972 How dare you? I forbid you to talk about her like that. 127 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:50,268 All right, Mr Grumpy. All right. 128 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,036 Don't you like the music of the rain? 129 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,648 You're completely amoral. 130 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,191 What about you, you pig? 131 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,956 - I'm right. - No way. 132 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,500 It shouldn't have been a penalty. 133 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,670 - What are you on about? - It was a penalty. 134 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,255 Didn't you see the replay? 135 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,799 What replay? What are you talking about? 136 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,759 Didn't you see it on Sunday? 137 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,428 Of course I saw the replay. 138 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,099 If they hadn't had that penalty... 139 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,310 - It was a penalty. - The referee's a wanker. 140 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:17,105 - No way. I'm sorry. - Come on. 141 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,403 What the hell are you touching? 142 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,365 We're talking about football and you just touch my balls. 143 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,316 - Please... - Thank you, but I'm getting off next stop. 144 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,715 I'm sorry. 145 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,509 Listen, we need to be clear about things in life. 146 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,720 But you're a bit mixed-up. 147 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,265 You're firm in everything but your vocation. 148 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,478 - Miss... - Be a good boy and go to confession. 149 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,605 Can I call you? 150 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,440 - Do you have my number? - No. 151 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,901 Well, then, you can't. 152 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,283 Bye. 153 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,464 Hi, Lello. 154 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,925 What's wrong? Are you crying? 155 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,637 He's left me. He's gone back to his wife. 156 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,890 She's ill and he feels guilty. He says it's our fault. 157 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,934 - Is that true? - How should I know? 158 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,063 Out of all the guys in the world, why did she choose him? 159 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:26,901 Lello, tonight you'll find one ten thousand times better. 160 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,903 - You think so? - Guaranteed. 161 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,411 What about your diet, Antonietta? 162 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,707 All the good things are either immoral or fattening. 163 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,213 I've got a wonderful surprise for you. 164 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,425 It gave me a night to remember with Pierre. 165 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,554 - Really? - It's explosive. You'll see. 166 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,853 You're just dying to take it home with you, Lello. 167 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,731 I've already got loads. They're much nicer. 168 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:09,152 Well, what are you waiting for? Invite me round to see your collection. 169 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,331 Hello, guys. How's it going? 170 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,668 Antonietta, some new items have come in. 171 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,713 Would you mind trying them on, so I can see how they look? 172 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:33,426 All right, Mr Silvio. With pleasure. 173 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,219 Come along, my dear. 174 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,600 Some girls have all the luck! 175 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,190 Girls, you can take a short break. 176 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,112 Come here. Come here. 177 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,036 Yes. 178 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,083 Show me your tit. 179 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,918 Let me see you. 180 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,838 Spread your thighs. 181 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,928 Bend your leg a little. 182 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,141 Turn around. 183 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,853 Pull your panties up tight between your buttocks. 184 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,486 Just my size! 185 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:38,157 This morning I woke up with a massive hard-on 186 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,326 and I thought of you right away. 187 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,204 I'm really touched, Mr Silvio. 188 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,165 You're too good to me. 189 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,649 - Good morning. Hello, Diana. - Good morning, Mrs Tommasina. 190 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,734 Are you in mourning? 191 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,571 I am, unfortunately. I lost my little pearl. 192 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,365 I'm sorry. A close relative? 193 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,867 Very close. 194 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,120 We'd been together for 14 years. He was a wonderful dog. 195 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,289 l see. 196 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,082 And how's the Honourable Member? 197 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,585 He's in Strasbourg fighting famine. 198 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,795 Have you got those items ready for me? 199 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,839 Of course. 200 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,425 I can't wait to fill up my chest of drawers. 201 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,472 Let's try these. 202 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,892 They're like the ones you bought last week. 203 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,561 Exactly. They were a big success. 204 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,521 They ended up ripped into shreds. 205 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,773 That engineer has certain penchants. 206 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,276 Engineer? Is he your latest conquest? 207 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,112 One of the most generous. Cartier. 208 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,489 Congratulations. 209 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,701 Oh, well, at least I'm never bored in the afternoon. 210 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,703 I've found a little group of friends. 211 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,748 Algisa introduced me. She's a client of yours. 212 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,626 - Mrs Fitch? - That's right. They call her Mrs Bitch. 213 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,880 Lawyers, doctors, undersecretaries. It's a nice little earner. 214 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,882 If you're interested, I'll tell her. 215 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:22,428 Look, Mrs Tommasina, I'm not really cut out for... 216 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,347 Being a whore? 217 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,515 This isn't prostitution. 218 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,394 It's just a hobby. A part-time job. So many people do it. 219 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,690 Prostitutes don't come, poor things. But I do, and how! 220 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,484 Men have amazing imagination. 221 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,611 I learn something quirky on every date. 222 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,530 Wouldn't you like to learn something new? 223 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,783 My husband's got a lot of imagination. 224 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,286 Mine hasn't. How imaginative can an MEP be? 225 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:52,166 But it's so romantic to meet someone you don't know in a hotel room. 226 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,878 Your heart beats like crazy. It's an adventure into the unknown. 227 00:20:56,004 --> 00:21:00,675 And then the thrill of being for sale. The transgression, the sin. 228 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,969 I'd give it a whirl, if I were you. 229 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,680 Thanks for your advice, Mrs Tommasina. 230 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,807 I know an American bishop... 231 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,686 - I've never liked priests. - They're the best customers. 232 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,397 - I'll take ten pairs. - That's great. 233 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:24,198 - Mrs Tommasina's nice. -Very nice. She's a belle de jour. 234 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:28,703 ln a certain sense so am l, with that pig in there. 235 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,872 My favours in return for a pay rise. 236 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,083 My husband's happy and so am l. 237 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:35,293 What? He knows? 238 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,044 Are you crazy? No way. 239 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,046 But don't you feel guilty? 240 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,424 It's not as if I'm in love with Mr Silvio. 241 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,801 But you're still cheating on your husband. 242 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,595 Says who? It's not cheating. 243 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,724 - What do you mean? - They're two different things. 244 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,852 With Pierre there's feeling, understanding, love. 245 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,104 With the others it's just a bit of sex. 246 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,981 Goodbye, Diana. 247 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,400 If you change your mind, call me. 248 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,153 Of course, Mrs Tommasina. 249 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,412 How can you do those things with Mr Silvio? 250 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,247 He's as ugly as sin. 251 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:16,792 Who cares? I've already got my lovely Pierre. 252 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,878 I've got a soft spot for the ugly ones. 253 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,755 They're more generous. 254 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,050 They'll do anything to make us forgive their ugliness. 255 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,677 - I guess. - That's how it is, I'm telling you. 256 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,346 l have great fun with Mr Silvio. 257 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,474 It's like shagging your father. What's the harm in that? 258 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,976 It's all good fun. 259 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,106 - What if you get knocked up? - No danger of that. 260 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,942 There are lots of methods. I use the most natural one. 261 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:45,071 I take it... here. 262 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,950 Diana! My God! Are you hurt? 263 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,747 No, it's nothing. 264 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,794 Diana? Could you come to the workshop for a minute? 265 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,798 - There's someone here to see you. - Yes, I'm coming. Yes. 266 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,481 - Nadia, what are you doing here? - Put it delicately. 267 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:23,067 - Aunt Emma's kicked the bucket. - Holy Mary! 268 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,820 Just as well I told her to use a bit of tact. 269 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,365 I can't leave the gym. Can you go to the funeral? 270 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,492 You were always her favourite. 271 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,578 I don't know. How can I... 272 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,248 - My job, Paolo... - It's not a problem, Diana. 273 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,125 Absolutely not. 274 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:43,212 Go to Venice tomorrow for your aunt's funeral. 275 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:46,549 And don't worry about Paolo. 276 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,051 I'll take care of him. 277 00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,104 I'm sorry, Diana, but I can't come with you. 278 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,523 I've got so much work at the moment. 279 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,859 Don't worry, I'll go on my own. 280 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,237 Will you be faithful to me? You know how sexy funerals are. 281 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:13,284 - Paolo, that's crazy! - It's an established historical fact. 282 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:17,705 The atmosphere of a funeral creates an overwhelming desire to fuck. 283 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,791 lt says so in this article on adultery. 284 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:25,504 Statistics show that over 60% of ltalian wives cheat on their husbands. 285 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,594 - What's this? - Antonietta gave it to me. 286 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,888 What kind of people do you hang out with? 287 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,391 People who aren't ashamed of what they do. 288 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,311 - Let's have a look at it. - lf you insist. 289 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,751 Come in. ls the gentleman with you? 290 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,211 He's my husband. 291 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,880 - Wait here for me. - Of course, darling. 292 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,718 That's so nice. 293 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,596 - Yes. That's it. - Get undressed, please. 294 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,891 Down a bit more. To the right. 295 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,613 And your panties. 296 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,123 What are you doing? You're scratching me. 297 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,293 Sit down here. 298 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,924 Open your legs. 299 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,177 What do you think? 300 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:58,847 When you go to the gynaecologist, do you... 301 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,310 With him? He's 70. 302 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,646 What if he was young? 303 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,982 Well, it depends. Who knows? 304 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:12,570 - Doctor, what are you doing? - My job. Let me get on with it. 305 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,322 Would you be very upset? 306 00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,032 Of course I would. 307 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,538 Is that all? 308 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,499 I'd be quite excited too. 309 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,586 That sort of thing happens at the shop. 310 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,838 Mr Silvio's always trying it on. 311 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,798 He paws me when he can. 312 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,134 Oh, yeah? Where does he paw you? 313 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,220 All over. My tits, my arse... 314 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,557 He was even doing it when he was offering me his condolences. 315 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,560 Filthy pig! How did you react? 316 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,646 You let him do it, didn't you? Come on, tell me. 317 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:52,067 Well, yes. l let him drag me into the workshop. 318 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,820 Then what did he do to you? Tell me! 319 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,655 He threw me down on the table. 320 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,950 He opened my legs and touched me right there. 321 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:03,412 - Here? Like this? - Yes, like that. 322 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,331 Then what? 323 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:09,793 Then he turned me round and bent me over. 324 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,715 Fuck, Doctor! What a cock! 325 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:18,636 Yes! Stick it in me! All of it! 326 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,096 Rip my arse apart! 327 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,559 Higher up, Paolo, higher up! Go on! 328 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:28,687 I can't take it any more. It's your fault, you bitch. 329 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,814 Your imagination makes me too excited. 330 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,144 Can I ask you a favour, gentlemen? 331 00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:52,896 - Of course. - What is it? 332 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:56,358 Let me start by saying that I'm willing to pay a million lire. 333 00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,318 To do what? 334 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,654 Lose my virginity. 335 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,156 In my arse. 336 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,577 Money from a woman? Never. 337 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,663 Call me romantic, but a woman's arse... no way. 338 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,072 How dare you? Can't you see I'm in mourning? 339 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,378 "Subject to the environmental clause 340 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,925 "prohibiting the addition of extra storeys to the existing building, 341 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,885 "I bequeath to Marco Valentini, 342 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,722 "son of the late Luigi Valentini and therefore my legitimate nephew, 343 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,265 "ownership of Villa di Mira, 344 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:14,102 "the land registry particulars of which are listed above." 345 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,188 Big deal. It's an old ruin. 346 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,732 It'll cost a fortune to restore it. 347 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,067 Next item. 348 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,861 "I bequeath to Diana Bruni, 349 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:26,949 "daughter of the late Giovanna Valentini and therefore my legitimate niece, 350 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:32,955 "ownership of the top floor of the building at 1725 La Giudecca 351 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:35,415 "in its present condition 352 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:39,169 "and with all its contents at the time of my death." 353 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:42,381 You have all the luck. I had my eye on that apartment. 354 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,341 I wanted a pied-a-terre in Venice. 355 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:48,470 "Finally, I bequeath my estate in Vittorio Veneto 356 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:53,016 "and the funds in my account at the Cassa di Risparmio di Venezia 357 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:56,228 "to the convent of Carmelite nuns in Vittorio Veneto, 358 00:30:56,354 --> 00:31:00,357 "of which I was an ardent benefactor during my lifetime." 359 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,276 Come with me. 360 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,531 What an arse! 361 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,826 You look great. 362 00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,371 - Rome suits you. - Thanks. 363 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,040 l want to see my inheritance. Will you come too? 364 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:20,252 We can't, Marco. The Menegellos are coming to dinner. 365 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,213 Don't worry, Nora. You go back to Padua. 366 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:27,134 I'll go with Diana and see you at dinner. 367 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,929 Down here. 368 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,516 Father, you sign last. 369 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,726 The last shall be first. 370 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:39,897 - I'm pleased you've stayed with me. - Strange lady, Aunt Emma. 371 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,356 She liked us a lot. 372 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:44,818 Of all our relatives I'm the one who spent least time with her. 373 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:46,570 - But you knew about her? - Sure. 374 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,906 Just the things our family mentioned. 375 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:52,534 Discreet, organised, intelligent and above all skilful. 376 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,453 Skilful? In what way? 377 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:58,498 Skilful in bed. Two or three lovers, maybe even four. 378 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:02,669 The right men, though. Family men, plenty of money and opportunities. 379 00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,339 They gave her advice about her investments. 380 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,883 In the end she made good choices. 381 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:10,969 We saw that today. For herself and her nieces and nephews. 382 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,220 And Uncle Aristide? 383 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,767 A mystery! Did he know or not? Was he happy or was he bitter? 384 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:21,355 Well, I still think he was never really interested in women. 385 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,608 But one thing's for sure, Aunt Emma was crazy about him. 386 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,986 If he was still alive, we wouldn't have inherited a thing. 387 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,914 Don't worry, nobody's going to take your apartment away from you. 388 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,208 It's yours. You can do what you want with it. 389 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:45,045 Who knows, I might even come back to Venice. 390 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,966 Of course you will. 391 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,760 - How's it going with you and Nora? - And you and Paolo? 392 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,178 Very well. 393 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,764 - Does he know about us? - What is there to know? 394 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:59,685 That I had you first, I loved you and we did everything together in bed. 395 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:01,937 Everything? 396 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,147 I don't think so. 397 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,404 Let's get moving. I feel like going to the Punta della Dogana. 398 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,572 - Do you remember? - How could I forget? 399 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,350 You're just the same, but even more. 400 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:45,605 - I'd call you Pithecanthropus Erectus. - You'd say "my Pithecanthropus Erectus". 401 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,941 There's still the same smell of piss here. 402 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,944 With all those tourists I bet even the women take a leak. 403 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,697 Open your thighs. What am I supposed to do otherwise? 404 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,782 You're a bit soft. 405 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:59,077 No, you've forgotten how to do it standing up. 406 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,875 - She shouldn't have got involved. - I agree. 407 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:15,719 What are you doing? You're not leaving me high and dry, are you? 408 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,972 Let's go to my house. It's much more comfortable. 409 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,682 You mean Aunt Emma's apartment? 410 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,100 Isn't it my house now? 411 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,437 I'm not going back today, Marco. I've changed my mind. 412 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:28,482 I want to sleep in my house tonight. 413 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:33,111 I've got to get back to Padua. I told Nora I'd be there for dinner. 414 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:36,323 I told Paolo I'd be back this evening too. 415 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,668 No, Diana. I can't. I can't. 416 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,588 No problem, we'll do it another time. 417 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:55,008 l aim to spend a lot of time in my Venice home. 418 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,637 That's the water bus for the station. 419 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,764 You'll catch it if you run. 420 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,850 Do you swear you'll let me see your new house? 421 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,229 I swear. 422 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,815 But you need to run now. Run! 423 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:15,403 Bye. 424 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,636 No way!