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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
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You feeling any better?
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A little bit.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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Your grandfather's here.
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Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
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You're sick. That's why he's here.
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He'll pinch my cheek.
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I hate that.
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Maybe he won't.
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Hey! How is the sickie?
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Huh?
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I think I'll leave you two pals alone.
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I brought ya a special present.
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- What is it?
- Open it up.
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- A book?
- That's right.
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When I was your age,
television was called books.
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And this is a special book.
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It was the book my father
used to read to me when I was sick,
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and I used to read it to your father.
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And today, I'm gonna read it to you.
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- Does it got any sports in it?
- Are you kidding?
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Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge,
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giants, monsters, chases, escapes,
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true love, miracles.
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Doesn't sound too bad.
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- I'll try and stay awake.
- Oh.
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Well, thank you very much.
That's very nice of you.
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Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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All right.
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The Princess Bride...
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by S. Morgenstern.
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Chapter one.
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"Buttercup was raised on a small farm
in the country of Florin.
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Her favorite pastimes
were riding her horse
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and tormenting the farm boy
that worked there.
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His name was Westley,
but she never called him that."
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Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
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Yeah, it's reallygood.
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"Nothing gave Buttercup
as much pleasure as ordering Westley around."
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Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle.
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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.
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As you wish.
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"'As you wish' was all he ever said to her."
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Farm boy, fill these with water.
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Please?
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As you wish.
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"That day, she was amazed to discover
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that when he was saying 'as you wish, '
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what he meant was 'I love you. '
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And even more amazing was the day
she realized she truly loved him back."
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Farm boy.
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Fetch me that pitcher?
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As you wish.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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What is this?
Are you tryin' to trick me?
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Wh-Where's the sports?
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Is this a kissing book?
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Wait. Just wait.
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Well, when does it get good?
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All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read.
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"Westley had no money for marriage,
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so he packed his few belongings
and left the farm
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to seek his fortune across the sea.
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It was a very emotional time
for Buttercup."
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I don't believe this.
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I fear I'll never see you again.
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Of course you will.
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But what if something happens to you?
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Hear this now.
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I will always come for you.
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But how can you be sure?
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This is true love.
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Think this happens every day?
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"Westley didn't reach his destination.
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His ship was attacked
by the Dread Pirate Roberts,
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who never left captives alive.
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When Buttercup got the news
that Westley was murdered..."
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Murdered bypirates is good.
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"she went into her room
and shut the door.
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And for days, she neither slept nor ate."
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I will never love again.
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"Five years later,
the main square ofFlorin City
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was filled as never before
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to hear the announcement of
the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be."
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My people,
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a month from now,
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our country will have
its 500th anniversary.
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On that sundown,
I shall marry a lady
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who was once
a commoner like yourselves.
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But perhaps
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you will not find her common now.
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- Would you like to meet her?
- Yes!
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My people,
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the princess Buttercup!
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"Buttercup's emptiness consumed her.
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Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck
the right to choose his bride,
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she did not love him.
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Despite Humperdinck's reassurance
that she would grow to love him,
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the onlyjoy she found
was in her daily ride."
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A word, my lady?
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We are but poor, lost circus performers.
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Is there a village nearby?
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There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
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Then there will be
no one to hear you scream.
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What is that you're ripping?
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It's fabric from the uniform
of an army officer of Guilder.
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Who is Guilder?
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The country across the sea.
The sworn enemy of Florin.
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Go!
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Once the horse reaches the castle,
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the fabric will make the prince suspect
that the Guilderians have abducted his love.
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When he finds her body dead
on the Guilder frontier,
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his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
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You never said anything
about killing anyone.
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I've hired you to help me start a war.
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It's a prestigious line of work
with a long and glorious tradition.
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I just don't think it's right,
killing an innocent girl.
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Am I going mad,
or did the word "think" escape your lips?
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You were not hired for your brains,
you hippopotamic landmass!
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I agree with Fezzik.
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Oh, the sot has spoken.
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What happens to her
is not truly your concern.
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I will kill her.
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And remember this. Never forget this!
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When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk
you couldn't buy brandy!
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And you!
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Friendless. Brainless.
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Helpless! Hopeless!
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Do you want me to send you back
to where you were?
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Unemployed in Greenland?
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That Vizzini, he can fuss.
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"Fuss." "Fuss."
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I think he like to scream at us.
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Probably he means no harm.
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He's very, very short on charm.
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You have a great gift for rhyme.
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- Yes. Yes. Some of the time.
- Enough of that!
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Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
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If there are, we all be dead.
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No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!
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Anybody want a peanut?
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We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.
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- Why are you doing that?
- Making sure nobody's follow us.
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That would be inconceivable.
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Despite what you think,
you will be caught.
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And when you are,
the prince will see you all hanged.
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Of all the necks on this boat, Highness,
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the one you should be
worrying about is your own.
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Stop doing that!
We can all relax. It's almost over.
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- You are sure nobody's follow us?
- As I told you,
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it would be absolutely, totally
and in all other ways inconceivable.
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No one in Guilder knows what we've done.
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And no one in Florin
could've gotten here so fast.
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Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
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No reason. Suddenly, I just happened
to look behind us and something is there.
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What?
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Probably some local fisherman
out for a pleasure cruise at night
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through eel-infested waters.
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What? Go in! Get after her!
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I don't swim.
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I only dog paddle.
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Veer left!
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Left! Left!
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Do you know
what that sound is, Highness?
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Those are the shrieking eels!
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If you don't believe me, just wait.
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They always grow louder
when they're about to feed on human flesh!
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If you swim back now, I promise,
no harm will come to you.
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I doubt you'll get such an offer
from the eels.
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She doesn't get eaten
by the eels at this time.
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- What?
- The eel doesn't get her.
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I'm explaining to you
because you look nervous.
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Uh... I wasn't nervous.
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Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned,
but that's not the same thing.
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Because we can stop now if you want.
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No, you could read a little bit more,
if you want.
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Mmm.
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"Do you know what
that sound is, Highness?
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Those are the shrieking eels."
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We're past that, Grandpa.
You read it already.
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Oh... Oh, my goodness. I did.
I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.
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All right, all right. Let's see.
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She was in the water.
The eel was comin' after her.
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She was frightened.
The eel started to charge her, and then...
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Put her down. Just put her down.
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I think he's getting closer.
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He's no concern of ours! Sail on!
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I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
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Only compared to some.
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Look! He's right on top of us!
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I wonder if he is using
the same wind we are using.
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Whoever he is, he's too late. See?
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The Cliffs of Insanity!
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Hurry up!
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Move the thing!
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And that other thing!
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Move it!
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We're safe. Only Fezzik
is strong enough to go up our way.
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He'll have to sail around for hours
till he finds a harbor.
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He's climbing the rope,
and he's gaining on us.
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Inconceivable.
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- Faster!
- I thought I was going faster.
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You were supposed to be
this colossus.
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You were this great, legendary thing!
And yet he gains!
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Well, I'm carrying three people,
and he got only himself.
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I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to
have to find myself a new giant, that's all.
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Don't say that, Vizzini. Please?
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Did I make it clear
that your job is at stake?
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He's got very good arms.
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He didn't fall? Inconceivable.
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You keep using that word. I do not think
it means what you think it means.
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My God. He's climbing.
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Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us
with the princess and must therefore die.
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You, carry her.
We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.
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Catch up when he's dead.
If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.
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I'm going to duel him left-handed.
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You know what a hurry we're in!
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It's the only way I can be satisfied.
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- If I use my right, over too quickly.
- Oh, have it your way.
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You be careful.
People in masks cannot be trusted.
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I'm waiting!
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Hello there!
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Slow going?
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Look, I don't mean to be rude,
but this is not as easy as it looks,
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so I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't distract me.
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- Sorry.
- Thank you.
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I do not suppose
you could speed things up?
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If you're in such a hurry,
you could lower a rope or a tree branch
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or find something useful to do.
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I could do that.
I think I've got some rope up here.
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But I do not think
you would accept my help
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since I am only
waiting around to kill you.
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That does put a damper
on our relationship.
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But I promise I will not kill you
until you reach the top.
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That's very comforting,
but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
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I hate waiting.
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I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
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No good.
I've known too many Spaniards.
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Is there any way you'll trust me?
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Nothing comes to mind.
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I swear on the soul of my father,
Domingo Montoya.
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You will reach the top alive.
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Throw me the rope.
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Thank you.
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W-W-We'll wait until you're ready.
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Again, thank you.
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I do not mean to pry,
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but you don't, by any chance, happen
to have six fingers on your right hand?
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Do you always
begin conversations this way?
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00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,902
My father was slaughtered
by a six-fingered man.
252
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,828
He was a great sword maker, my father.
253
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,459
When the six-fingered man appear
and request a special sword,
254
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,290
my father took the job.
255
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,294
He slave a year before he was done.
256
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,185
I've never seen its equal.
257
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,065
The six-fingered man
returned and demanded it,
258
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,398
but at one-tenth his promised price.
259
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,699
My father refuse.
260
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,699
Without a word, the six-fingered man
slash him through the heart.
261
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,706
I love my father.
262
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,411
So naturally,
I challenge his murderer to a duel.
263
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,250
I fail.
264
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,341
Six-fingered man leave me alive.
265
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,504
But he gave me this.
266
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:11,226
- How old were you?
- I was 11 years old.
267
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,516
When I was strong enough,
268
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,647
I dedicate my life to the study of fencing.
269
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:23,026
So the next time we meet,
I will not fail.
270
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,943
I will go up to
the six-fingered man and say,
271
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,994
"Hello.
272
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,163
My name is Inigo Montoya.
273
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,538
You killed my father.
274
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,870
Prepare to die."
275
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,335
You've done nothing but study swordplay?
276
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,546
More pursue it than study lately.
277
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,219
You see, I cannot find him.
278
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,424
It's been 20 years now.
I am starting to lose confidence.
279
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:54,808
I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills.
Not a lot of money in revenge.
280
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,937
Well, I... I certainly hope
you find him someday.
281
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,982
- You are ready then?
- Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
282
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:06,440
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to kill you.
283
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,368
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to die.
284
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,120
Begin.
285
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,772
You are using Bonetti's defense
against me, huh?
286
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,780
- I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
- Naturally.
287
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,578
- You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
- Naturally.
288
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,702
But I find Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.
Don't you?
289
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,368
Unless the enemy has study his Agrippa.
290
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,546
Which I have.
291
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,716
- You are wonderful.
- Thank you.
292
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,345
- I've worked hard to become so.
- I admit that you are better than I am.
293
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,803
- Then why are you smiling?
- Because I know something you don't know.
294
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:21,732
- And what is that?
- I am not left-handed.
295
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,779
- You are amazing.
- I ought to be after 20 years.
296
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:39,287
- There's something I ought to tell you.
- Tell me.
297
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,868
I'm not left-handed either.
298
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:09,654
Who are you?
299
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,276
No one of consequence.
300
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,858
I must know.
301
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,614
Get used to disappointment.
302
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,285
Okay.
303
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,038
Kill me quickly.
304
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,539
I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window
as an artist like yourself.
305
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,712
However, since I can't have you
following me either...
306
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,635
Please understand
I hold you in the highest respect.
307
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,474
Inconceivable!
308
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,276
Give her to me.
Catch up with us quickly.
309
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,024
- What do I do?
- Finish him.
310
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,730
Finish him your way!
311
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,362
Oh, good. My way.
Thank you, Vizzini.
312
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:38,985
Which way is my way?
313
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,576
Pick up one of those rocks.
Get behind the boulder.
314
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,704
In a few minutes, the man in black
will come running around the bend.
315
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,458
The minute his head is in view,
hit it with the rock!
316
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,046
My way is not very sportsmanlike.
317
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,700
I did that on purpose.
I didn't have to miss.
318
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,330
I believe you.
319
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,371
So what happens now?
320
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,003
We face each other as God intended.
321
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,928
Sportsmanlike.
No tricks. No weapons.
322
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,504
Skill against skill alone.
323
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:43,057
You mean, you'll put down your rock
and I'll put down my sword
324
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,635
and we'll try and kill each other
like civilized people?
325
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,103
I could kill you now.
326
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,476
Frankly...
327
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,568
I think the odds are slightly in your favor
at hand fighting.
328
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:57,022
It's not my fault
being the biggest and the strongest.
329
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,948
I don't even exercise.
330
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,379
Look, are you just fiddling around
with me or what?
331
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,965
I just want you to feel you are doing well.
332
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,925
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
333
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,561
You're quick.
334
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,231
- And a good thing too.
- Why do you wear a mask?
335
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,684
Were you burned by acid or something like that?
336
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,589
Oh, no, it's just they're
terribly comfortable.
337
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,730
I think everyone will be
wearing them in the future.
338
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:45,787
I just figured why
you give me so much trouble.
339
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,621
Why is that, do you think?
340
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:54,079
Well, I haven't fought just one person...
341
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,505
for so long.
342
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,751
Been specializing in groups,
343
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,679
battling gangs for local charities.
344
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,175
That kind of thing.
345
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:09,227
Why should that make
such a... difference?
346
00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,429
Well, you see,
347
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,514
you use different moves
348
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,270
when you're fighting...
349
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,817
half a dozen... people...
350
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,445
than when you only...
351
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,524
have to be worried... about one.
352
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:38,920
I do not envy you the headache
you will have when you awake.
353
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:43,003
But in the meantime,
rest well and dream of large women.
354
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,908
There was a mighty duel.
355
00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,616
It ranged all over.
356
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,698
They were both masters.
357
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,125
Who won? How did it end?
358
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,666
The loser ran off alone,
359
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,460
but the winner...
360
00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:25,178
followed those footprints toward Guilder.
361
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,721
Shall we track them both?
362
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,842
The loser is nothing.
Only the princess matters.
363
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,604
Clearly this was all planned
by warriors of Guilder.
364
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:37,558
We must all be ready
for whatever lies ahead.
365
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,392
Could this be a trap?
366
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:44,026
I always think everything could be a trap,
which is why I'm still alive.
367
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,958
So, it is down to you,
and it is down to me.
368
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:05,218
If you wish her dead,
by all means keep moving forward.
369
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,631
- Let me explain.
- There's nothing to explain.
370
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,468
You're trying to kidnap
what I've rightfully stolen.
371
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:15,395
Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
372
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,472
There will be no arrangement.
373
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,182
And you're killing her.
374
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,446
Well, if there can be no arrangement,
then we are at an impasse.
375
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,273
I'm afraid so.
376
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,700
I can't compete with you physically,
377
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,948
and you're no match for my brains.
378
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,156
- You're that smart?
- Let me put it this way.
379
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:38,038
Have you ever heard of Plato?
Aristotle? Socrates?
380
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,619
- Yes.
- Morons.
381
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:40,999
Really?
382
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,548
In that case,
I challenge you to a battle of wits.
383
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:45,920
For the princess?
384
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,344
To the death?
385
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,047
I accept.
386
00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:52,973
Good. Then pour the wine.
387
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,901
Inhale this, but do not touch.
388
00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,532
I smell nothing.
389
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,036
What you do not smell
is called iocane powder.
390
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,538
It is odorless, tasteless,
dissolves instantly in liquid,
391
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,995
and is among the more deadly poisons
known to man.
392
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,089
Hmm.
393
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:48,191
All right. Where is the poison?
394
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,863
The battle of wits has begun.
395
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,907
It ends when you decide
and we both drink
396
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,862
and find out who is right
and who is dead.
397
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,198
But it's so simple.
398
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,534
All I have to do is
divine from what I know of you.
399
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:06,214
Are you the sort of man who would put the poison
into his own goblet or his enemy's?
400
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:09,167
Now, a clever man would put the poison
into his own goblet
401
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,425
because he would know that only a great fool
would reach for what he was given.
402
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:16,804
I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not
choose the wine in front of you.
403
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,351
But you must have known
I was not a great fool.
404
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:23,682
You would've counted on it. So I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of me.
405
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,483
- You've made your decision then?
- Not remotely.
406
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,938
Because iocane comes from Australia,
as everyone knows.
407
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,398
And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals.
408
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:36,532
And criminals are used to having people
not trust them, as you are not trusted by me.
409
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,079
So I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.
410
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,249
Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
411
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,417
Wait till I get going!
412
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,244
- Where was I?
- Australia.
413
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:49,173
Yes. Australia. And you must have suspected
I would've known the powder's origin.
414
00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,546
So I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.
415
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,425
- You're just stalling now.
- You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
416
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,428
You've beaten my giant,
which means you're exceptionally strong.
417
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,179
So you could've put the poison in your own goblet,
trusting on your strength to save you,
418
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:04,980
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.
419
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:08,730
But you've also bested my Spaniard,
which means you must've studied.
420
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,813
And in studying, you must've
learned that man is mortal.
421
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:15,196
So you would've put the poison
as far from yourself as possible,
422
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,028
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.
423
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,159
You're trying to trick me into
giving away something. It won't work.
424
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:25,084
It has worked! You've given everything away!
I know where the poison is!
425
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,583
- Then make your choice.
- I will, and I choose...
426
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,629
What in the world can that be?
427
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,002
What? Where?
428
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,218
I don't see anything.
429
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:38,093
Well, I-I could've sworn I saw something.
No matter. Hmm.
430
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,807
- What's so funny?
- I-I'll tell you in a minute.
431
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,638
First, let's drink.
432
00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:48,475
Me from my glass,
and you from yours.
433
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,826
- You guessed wrong.
- You only think I guessed wrong.
434
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:09,083
That's what's so funny!
I switched glasses when your back was turned!
435
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,583
You fool!
436
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:13,166
You fell victim
to one of the classic blunders.
437
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,298
The most famous is
never get involved in a land war in Asia.
438
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,347
But only slightly less well known is this:
439
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:23,517
never go in against a Sicilian
when death is on the line!
440
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:41,615
- Who are you?
- I am no one to be trifled with.
441
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:44,163
That is all you ever need know.
442
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,742
To think, all that time
it was your cup that was poisoned.
443
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,247
They were both poisoned.
444
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,961
I spent the last few years building up
an immunity to iocane powder.
445
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,678
Someone has beaten the giant.
446
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,476
There will be great suffering in Guilder
if she dies.
447
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:21,742
Catch your breath.
448
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:26,289
If you'll release me, whatever you ask
for ransom you'll get it. I promise you.
449
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,335
And what is that worth,
the promise of a woman?
450
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,832
You're very funny, Highness.
451
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,129
I was giving you a chance.
It does not matter where you take me.
452
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,551
There's no greater hunter
than Prince Humperdinck.
453
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,881
He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
He can find you.
454
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,593
- You think your dearest love will save you?
- I never said he was my dearest love.
455
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,928
And yes, he will save me.
That I know.
456
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,565
You admit to me you do not love your fiancé.
457
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,267
He knows I do not love him.
458
00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:56,478
"Are not capable of love" is what you mean.
459
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,734
I have loved more deeply
than a killer like yourself could ever dream...
460
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,373
That was a warning, Highness.
The next time, my hand flies on its own.
461
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,293
For where I come from,
there are penalties when a woman lies.
462
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,793
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.
463
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,258
And there are the princess's footprints.
464
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,057
She is alive, or was an hour ago.
465
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:30,227
If she is otherwise when I find her,
466
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,600
I shall be very put out.
467
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:41,188
- Rest, Highness.
- I know who you are.
468
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,444
Your cruelty reveals everything.
469
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,652
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Admit it.
470
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:49,159
With pride. What can I do for you?
471
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:52,162
You can die slowly,
cut into a thousand pieces.
472
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:56,121
Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.
Hardly complimentary, Your Highness.
473
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,796
Why loose your venom on me?
474
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:00,834
You killed my love.
475
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,384
It's possible.
476
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,545
I kill a lot of people.
477
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:09,425
Who was this love of yours?
Another prince like this one?
478
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,557
Ugly and rich and scabby?
479
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,936
No. A farm boy. Poor.
480
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,857
Poor and perfect,
481
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:21,691
with eyes like the sea after a storm.
482
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:29,240
On the high seas your ship attacked.
The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
483
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,242
I can't afford to make exceptions.
484
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,291
Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft,
people begin to disobey you,
485
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,710
and then it's nothing
but work, work, work all the time.
486
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,162
You mock my pain!
487
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,748
Life is pain, Highness.
488
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,050
Anyone who says differently
is selling something.
489
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:49,764
I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
490
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,181
This would be what? Five years ago?
491
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,605
Does it bother you to hear?
492
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:59,399
Nothing you can say will upset me.
493
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,068
He died well.
494
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,191
That should please you.
495
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,398
No bribe attempts or blubbering.
496
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,738
He simply said, "Please.
497
00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:12,200
Please, I need to live."
498
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,704
It was the "please"
that caught my memory.
499
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,831
I asked him what was
so important for him.
500
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,079
"True love," he replied.
501
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,965
And then he spoke of a girl
of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.
502
00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,593
I can only assume he meant you.
503
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:34,097
You should bless me for destroying him
before he found out what you really are.
504
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:35,473
And what am I?
505
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,226
The faithfulness he talked of, madam.
Your enduring faithfulness.
506
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,316
Now tell me truly.
507
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,712
When you found out he was gone, did you
get engaged to your prince that same hour,
508
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,923
or did you wait a whole week
out of respect for the dead?
509
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:46,610
You mocked me once!
Never do it again!
510
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:48,110
I died that day!
511
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,204
And you can die too, for all I care!
512
00:38:56,084 --> 00:39:00,078
As you wish!
513
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,585
Oh, my sweet Westley.
What have I done?
514
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,764
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
515
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,235
They disappeared.
516
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:29,110
He must've seen us closing in,
which might account for his panicking into error.
517
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,235
Unless I am wrong,
and I am never wrong,
518
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,738
they are headed
dead into the Fire Swamp.
519
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:50,010
- Can you move at all?
- Move?
520
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,760
You're alive.
If you want, I can fly.
521
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:03,566
I told you I would always come for you.
Why didn't you wait for me?
522
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:07,020
Well, you were dead.
523
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,230
Death cannot stop true love.
524
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,362
All it can do is delay it for a while.
525
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,996
I will never doubt again.
526
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,374
There will never be a need.
527
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,796
Oh, no. No, please.
528
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,965
What is it? What's the matter?
529
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:30,088
They're kissing again.
530
00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,545
Do we have to hear the kissing part?
531
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,006
Someday you may not mind so much.
532
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,635
Skip on to the Fire Swamp.
533
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,388
- That sounded good.
- Oh.
534
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,519
You're sick. I'll humor ya.
535
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:48,019
So now, where were we here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, okay.
536
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:53,073
"Westley and Buttercup
raced along the ravine floor."
537
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,775
Ha!
538
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,485
Your pig fiancé is too late.
539
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,324
A few more steps
and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.
540
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:03,701
We'll never survive.
541
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:07,004
Nonsense. You're only saying that
because no one ever has.
542
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:36,028
It's not that bad.
543
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:42,706
I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here,
but the trees are actually quite lovely.
544
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,531
Well, now, that was an adventure.
545
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,867
- Singed a bit, were you?
- You?
546
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:36,464
Well, one thing I will say.
547
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,171
Fire Swamp certainly does
keep you on your toes.
548
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,355
This will all soon be but a happy memory
549
00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,184
because Roberts' ship, Revenge,
is anchored at the far end.
550
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,485
And I, as you know, am Roberts.
551
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,314
But how is that possible
since he's been marauding 20 years
552
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,524
and you only left me five years ago?
553
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,577
I, myself, am often surprised
at life's little quirks.
554
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,158
See, what I told you before
about saying "please" was true.
555
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:12,084
It intrigued Roberts,
as did my descriptions of your beauty.
556
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,211
Finally Roberts decided something.
557
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,463
He said, "All right, Westley.
558
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,341
I've never had a valet.
You can try it for tonight.
559
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,297
I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
560
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,926
Three years he said that.
561
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,851
"Good night, Westley. Good work.
562
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,521
Sleep well. I'll most likely
kill you in the morning."
563
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,224
It was a fine time for me.
I was learning to fence, to fight.
564
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,184
Anything anyone would teach me.
565
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,770
And Roberts and I
eventually became friends.
566
00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,901
- And then it happened.
- What?
567
00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:41,237
Go on.
568
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,740
Well, Roberts had grown so rich
he wanted to retire,
569
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:46,823
so he took me to his cabin
and told me his secret.
570
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,585
"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts,"
he said.
571
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,086
"My name is Ryan.
572
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:56,006
I inherited the ship
from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts,
573
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,004
just as you will inherit it from me.
574
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,974
The man I inherited it from was not
the real Dread Pirate Roberts either.
575
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,130
His name was Cumberbund.
576
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:06,558
The real Roberts has been retired 15 years
and living like a king in Patagonia."
577
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,644
Thank you.
578
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,310
Then he explained the name
579
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:12,390
was the important thing
for inspiring the necessary fear.
580
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:16,227
You see, no one would surrender
to the Dread Pirate Westley.
581
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:19,943
So we sailed ashore,
took on an entirely new crew,
582
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:24,527
and he stayed aboard for a while as first mate,
all the time calling me Roberts.
583
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,954
Once the crew believed, he left the ship
and I have been Roberts ever since.
584
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,827
Except now that we're together, I shall retire
and hand the name over to someone else.
585
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,786
Is everything clear to you?
586
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,258
We'll never succeed.
587
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,559
We may as well die here.
588
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:18,440
No. No. We have already succeeded.
589
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:23,984
I mean, what are the three terrors
of the Fire Swamp?
590
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,816
One, the flame spurt. No problem.
591
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:30,278
There's a popping sound preceding each.
We can avoid that.
592
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:34,411
Two, the lightning sand. But you were
clever enough to discover what that looks like.
593
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,412
So in the future we can avoid that too.
594
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,960
Westley, what about the ROUS's?
595
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,289
Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist.
596
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,081
Westley!
597
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:35,739
We did it.
598
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,494
Now, was that so terrible?
599
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,176
Surrender!
600
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,301
You mean you wish to surrender to me?
Very well. I accept.
601
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:59,806
I give you full marks for bravery.
Don't make yourself a fool.
602
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:03,263
Ah, but how will you capture us?
We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp.
603
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:07,277
We can live there quite happily for some time,
so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
604
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:10,403
I tell you once again. Surrender!
605
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:11,821
It will not happen.
606
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,024
For the last time! Surrender!
607
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,404
Death first!
608
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,451
Will you promise not to hurt him?
609
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:18,538
What was that?
610
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:19,992
What was that?
611
00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:24,242
If we surrender and I return with you,
612
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,623
will you promise not to hurt this man?
613
00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:30,253
May I live a thousand years
and never hunt again.
614
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:33,426
He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge.
615
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,674
Promise to return him to his ship.
616
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:38,257
I swear it will be done.
617
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:44,768
Once we are out of sight, take him back to Florin
and throw him in the Pit of Despair.
618
00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:47,474
I swear it will be done.
619
00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:51,733
I thought you were dead once,
and it almost destroyed me.
620
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,989
I could not bear it if you died again,
621
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:57,863
not when I could save you.
622
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,251
Come, sir.
623
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,584
We must get you to your ship.
624
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:22,551
We are men of action.
625
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,602
Lies do not become us.
626
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,055
Well spoken, sir.
627
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:38,817
- What is it?
- You have six fingers on your right hand.
628
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,069
Someone was looking for you.
629
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:30,160
- Where am I?
- The Pit of Despair.
630
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:34,874
Don't even think...
631
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:38,092
Don't even think about trying to escape.
632
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:39,965
The chains are far too thick.
633
00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:42,047
And don't dream of being rescued either.
634
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,303
The only way in is secret.
635
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:48,012
Only the prince, the count, and I
know how to get in and out.
636
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,892
Then I'm here till I die?
637
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,814
Till they kill you. Yeah.
638
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,151
Then why bother curing me?
639
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:03,861
Well, the prince and the count always insist
on everyone being healthy before they're broken.
640
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,411
So it's to be torture?
641
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:08,949
I can cope with torture.
642
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,036
You don't believe me?
643
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,874
You survived the Fire Swamp.
You must be very brave.
644
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:20,919
But nobody withstands the Machine.
645
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,811
She's been like that
ever since the Fire Swamp.
646
00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:41,774
It's my father's failing health
that's upsetting her.
647
00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:44,276
Of course.
648
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:49,368
"The king died that very night.
649
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,825
And before the following dawn,
650
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:54,457
Buttercup and Humperdinck were married.
651
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:58,711
And at noon, she met her subjects again,
this time as their queen."
652
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:01,293
My father's final words were...
653
00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:03,299
Hold it. Hold it. Grandpa.
654
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:06,177
You read that wrong.
She doesn't marry Humperdinck.
655
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,849
She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it.
656
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:14,022
After all that Westley did for her,
if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair.
657
00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:17,943
Well, who says life is fair?
Where is that written?
658
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,439
Life isn't always fair.
659
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:23,490
I'm telling you, you're messing up the story!
Now, get it right!
660
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,783
Do you want me to go on with this?
661
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,329
- Yes.
- All right, then. No more interruptions.
662
00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:34,080
"At noon, she met her subjects again,
this time as their queen."
663
00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:36,912
My father's final words were:
664
00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:42,968
"Love her as I loved her,
and there will be joy."
665
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:46,012
I present to you your queen,
666
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,633
Queen Buttercup.
667
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:04,656
Boo! Boo!
668
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,075
Boo!
669
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,618
Why do you do this?
670
00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:12,539
Because you had love in your hands,
and you gave it up!
671
00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:15,037
But they would've killed Westley
if I hadn't done it.
672
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:18,962
Your true love lives,
and you marry another!
673
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:23,963
True love saved her in the Fire Swamp,
and she treated it like garbage.
674
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,636
And that's what she is,
the Queen of Refuse!
675
00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:30,386
So bow down to her, if you want.
Bow to her.
676
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:34,015
Bow to the Queen of Slime,
the Queen of Filth,
677
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,391
the Queen of Putrescence!
678
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,690
Boo! Boo!
679
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,234
Rubbish! Filth! Slime!
680
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,152
Muck! Boo!
681
00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:46,106
Boo! Boo!
682
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,458
"It was ten days till the wedding.
683
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:56,458
The king still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares
were growing steadily worse."
684
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:59,832
See? Didn't I tell you she'd
never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
685
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:02,084
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
686
00:55:03,091 --> 00:55:07,005
I love Westley. I always have.
687
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,466
I know now I always will.
688
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,515
If you tell me I must marry you in ten days,
689
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:15,184
please believe I will be dead by morning.
690
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,649
I could never cause you grief.
691
00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:28,698
Consider our wedding off.
692
00:55:28,784 --> 00:55:33,324
You, um, returned this Westley to his ship?
693
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,121
- Yes.
- Then we will simply alert him.
694
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,037
Beloved...
695
00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:42,795
are you certain he still wants you?
696
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:47,838
After all, it was you who did the leaving
in the Fire Swamp,
697
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:52,298
not to mention that, um, pirates
are not known to be men of their words.
698
00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:54,849
My Westley will always come for me.
699
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,935
Ah.
700
00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:03,312
I suggest a deal.
701
00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,478
You write four copies of a letter.
702
00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:09,940
I'll send my four fastest ships,
one in each direction.
703
00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:13,322
The Dread Pirate Roberts is always
close to Florin this time of year.
704
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:16,280
We'll run up the white flag
and deliver your message.
705
00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,617
If Westley wants you, bless you both.
706
00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:22,327
If not...
707
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:29,050
please consider me
as an alternative to suicide.
708
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:31,919
Are we agreed?
709
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:39,098
Your princess
is really quite a winning creature.
710
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,679
A trifle simple, perhaps,
but her appeal is undeniable.
711
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:43,605
I know.
The people are quite taken with her.
712
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:45,729
It's odd,
713
00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:48,778
but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered
on our engagement day,
714
00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,355
I thought that was clever.
715
00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:54,284
But it's going to be so much more moving
when I strangle her on our wedding night.
716
00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:57,862
Once Guilder is blamed,
the nation will be truly outraged.
717
00:56:57,956 --> 00:57:00,039
They'll demand we go to war.
718
00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:05,878
Now, where is that secret knot?
719
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:08,585
It's impossible to find.
720
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:14,212
Ah. Are you coming down into the pit?
721
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:18,346
Westley's got his strength back.
I'm starting him on the Machine tonight.
722
00:57:18,894 --> 00:57:20,635
Tyrone,
723
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:23,016
you know how much I love
watching you work.
724
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:25,644
But I've got my country's
500th anniversary to plan,
725
00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:29,774
my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder,
and Guilder to frame for it.
726
00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,525
I'm swamped.
727
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,276
Get some rest.
728
00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,283
If you haven't got your health,
you haven't got anything.
729
00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,300
Beautiful, isn't it?
730
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:01,635
Took me half a lifetime to invent it.
731
00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:05,935
I'm sure you've discovered
my deep and abiding interest in pain.
732
00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:09,188
At present, I'm writing
the definitive work on the subject.
733
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:13,567
So I want you to be totally honest with me
on how the Machine makes you feel.
734
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:18,152
This being our first try,
I'll use the lowest setting.
735
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:58,321
As you know, the concept
of the suction pump is centuries old.
736
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:03,155
Well, really, that's all this is,
except that instead of sucking water,
737
00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:04,739
I'm sucking life.
738
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:08,789
I've just sucked one year of your life away.
739
00:59:09,421 --> 00:59:11,162
I might one day go as high as five,
740
00:59:11,256 --> 00:59:13,919
but I really don't know
what that would do to you.
741
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:17,047
So let's just start with what we have.
742
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:20,384
What did this do to you? Tell me.
743
00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:24,263
And remember,
this is for posterity, so be honest.
744
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:25,847
How do you feel?
745
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:32,433
Interesting.
746
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,904
- Yellin.
- Sire.
747
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:58,710
As chief enforcer of all Florin,
I trust you with this secret.
748
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,589
Killers from Guilder
are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest
749
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:06,551
and plan to murder my bride
on our wedding night.
750
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:10,184
My spy network has heard no such news.
751
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,390
Any word from Westley?
752
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,735
Too soon, my angel.
753
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:18,525
- Patience.
- He will come for me.
754
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,402
Of course.
755
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,197
She will not be murdered.
756
01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:30,283
On the day of the wedding,
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied
757
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,585
and every inhabitant arrested.
758
01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:34,754
Many of the thieves will resist.
759
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,082
My regular enforcers will be inadequate.
760
01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:39,258
Form a brute squad then!
761
01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:42,382
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied
before I wed.
762
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,088
It won't be easy, sire.
763
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,265
Try ruling the world sometime.
764
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,393
"The day of the wedding arrived.
765
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,726
The brute squad had their hands full
carrying out Humperdinck's orders."
766
01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:05,693
- Is everybody out?
- Almost.
767
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,779
There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble.
768
01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:10,160
Well, you give him some trouble.
769
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:12,329
Move.
770
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,290
I am waiting for you, Vizzini.
771
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:24,470
You told me to go back to the beginning,
so I have.
772
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:28,349
This is where I am,
and this is where I'll stay.
773
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,602
I will not be moved.
774
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:32,974
Ho there!
775
01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,394
I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there."
776
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:37,975
But the prince gave orders.
777
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,609
So did Vizzini.
778
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,112
When a job went wrong,
you went back to the beginning.
779
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:48,866
Well, this is where we got the job,
so it's the beginning,
780
01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:50,947
and I am staying till Vizzini comes.
781
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,703
You, brute, come here!
782
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:57,912
I am waiting for Vizzini.
783
01:01:58,506 --> 01:02:00,498
You surely are a meanie.
784
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,132
Hello.
785
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,844
- It's you.
- True.
786
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:17,936
You don't look so good.
787
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:20,609
Phew. You don't smell so good either.
788
01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:25,239
- Perhaps not. I feel fine.
- Yeah?
789
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,945
"Fezzik and Inigo were reunited.
790
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:34,749
And as Fezzik nursed
his inebriated friend back to health,
791
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:38,202
he told Inigo of Vizzini's death
and the existence of Count Rugen,
792
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:39,787
the six-fingered man.
793
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:44,835
Considering Inigo's lifelong search,
he handled the news surprisingly well.
794
01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:50,423
Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo."
795
01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:53,059
That's enough! That's enough!
796
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:57,138
Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him?
797
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,349
He's with the prince in the castle.
798
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:02,435
But the castle gate is guarded by 30 men.
799
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:08,900
How many could you handle?
800
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:10,985
I don't think more than ten.
801
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,579
Leaving 20 for me.
802
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,332
At my best, I could never defeat that many.
803
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:28,093
I need Vizzini to plan.
I have no gift for strategy.
804
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:29,841
But Vizzini's dead.
805
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,474
No. Not Vizzini.
806
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:36,348
I need the man in black.
807
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,519
What?
808
01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:41,432
Look, he bested you with strength,
your greatness.
809
01:03:41,526 --> 01:03:45,440
He bested me with steel.
He must have outthought Vizzini.
810
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:49,524
And a man who can do that
can plan my castle onslaught any day.
811
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,324
- Let's go.
- Where?
812
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:54,131
- Find the man in black, obviously.
- But you don't know where he is.
813
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,912
Don't bother me with trifles.
814
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,662
After 20 years, at last
my father's soul will be at peace.
815
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,914
There will be blood tonight!
816
01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:13,719
Rise and report.
817
01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:17,472
The Thieves' Forest is emptied.
Thirty men guard the castle gate.
818
01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:20,726
Double it. My princess must be safe.
819
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,898
The gate has but one key...
820
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,231
and I carry that.
821
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:32,108
Ah, my dulcet darling.
822
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,116
Tonight, we marry.
823
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:39,574
Tomorrow morning,
your men will escort us to Florin Channel,
824
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:44,913
where every ship in my armada waits
to accompany us on our honeymoon.
825
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,498
Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.
826
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:52,378
Every ship but the four you sent.
827
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,759
Yes. Yes, of course.
828
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:56,431
Naturally, not those four.
829
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,102
Your Majesty.
830
01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:05,766
You never sent the ships.
831
01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,435
Don't bother lying.
832
01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:11,902
Doesn't matter.
Westley will come for me anyway.
833
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:13,823
You're a silly girl.
834
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,027
Yes, I am a silly girl
835
01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:18,659
for not having seen sooner
that you were nothing but a coward
836
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:20,740
with a heart full of fear.
837
01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:25,582
I would not say such things if I were you.
838
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:29,540
Why not? You can't hurt me.
839
01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,502
Westley and I are joined
by the bonds of love.
840
01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:37,136
And you cannot track that,
not with a thousand bloodhounds.
841
01:05:37,225 --> 01:05:41,185
And you cannot break it,
not with a thousand swords.
842
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,479
And when I say you're a coward,
843
01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:47,434
that is only because you are the slimiest
weakling ever to crawl the earth!
844
01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:53,110
I would not say such things if I were you!
845
01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:11,836
You truly love each other,
and so you might have been truly happy.
846
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,293
Not one couple in a century
has that chance,
847
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,344
no matter what the storybooks say.
848
01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:19,765
And so, I think no man in a century
849
01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:22,468
will suffer as greatly as you will.
850
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:29,312
Not to 50!
851
01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:51,539
Fezzik. Fezzik, listen.
852
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:55,502
Do you hear?
That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
853
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:59,009
My heart made that sound
when Rugen slaughtered my father.
854
01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:01,715
- The man in black makes it now.
- The man in black?
855
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,801
His true love is marrying another tonight.
856
01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,387
So who else has the cause
for ultimate suffering?
857
01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:10,350
Excuse me. Pardon me.
It's important. Fezzik, please.
858
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,480
Everybody, move!
859
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,729
Thank you.
860
01:07:22,664 --> 01:07:24,997
Where is the man in black?
861
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,291
You get there from this grove, yes?
862
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,291
Fezzik, jog his memory.
863
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:40,384
I'm sorry, Inigo.
I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
864
01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:42,840
Inigo?
865
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:48,021
Father, I have failed you for 20 years.
866
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:50,848
Now our misery can end.
867
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,684
Somewhere...
868
01:07:53,778 --> 01:07:56,942
Somewhere close by
is a man who can help us.
869
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,401
I cannot find him alone.
870
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:03,201
I need you.
871
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,323
I need you to guide my sword.
872
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,908
Please.
873
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,836
Guide my sword.
874
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,550
He's dead.
875
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:07,049
This is not fair.
876
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:10,557
Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait.
877
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,764
What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?
878
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:16,350
I mean, he didn't mean dead.
879
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,945
Westley's only faking, right?
880
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,652
You want me to read this or not?
881
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,861
- Who gets Humperdinck?
- I don't understand.
882
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:31,494
Who kills Prince Humperdinck?
At the end. Somebody's gotta do it.
883
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,246
Is it Inigo? Who?
884
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:36,124
Nobody. Nobody kills him.
885
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,750
He lives.
886
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,672
You mean he wins?
887
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,627
Jesus, Grandpa!
What did you read me this thing for?
888
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:47,348
You know, you've been very sick,
and you're taking this story very seriously.
889
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:49,265
I think we ought to stop now.
890
01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:53,016
No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay.
891
01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,268
Sit down. I'm all right.
892
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:58,309
Okay.
893
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,645
All right, now, let's see. Where were we?
894
01:10:00,738 --> 01:10:02,980
Oh, yes.
895
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,363
In the Pit of Despair.
896
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:12,748
Well, the Montoyas
have never taken defeat easily.
897
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:15,998
- Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body.
- The body?
898
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:19,163
- Have you any money?
- I have a little.
899
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:23,250
I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle,
that's all.
900
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:29,097
Go away!
901
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,727
What? What?
902
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:36,647
Are you the Miracle Max
who worked for the king all those years?
903
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:38,816
The king's stinking son fired me.
904
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,484
And thank you so much
for bringing up such a painful subject.
905
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:44,842
While you're at it, why don't you give me
a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
906
01:10:44,866 --> 01:10:46,027
We're closed!
907
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,570
Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.
908
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:54,702
- I'm on the brute squad.
- You are the brute squad.
909
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,034
We need a miracle. It's very important.
910
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,744
Look, I'm retired.
911
01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:01,797
And besides, why would you want someone
the king's stinking son fired?
912
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,966
I might kill whoever you wanted me
to miracle.
913
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:05,417
He's already dead.
914
01:11:06,053 --> 01:11:08,670
He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.
915
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:25,062
I've seen worse.
916
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,697
Sir?
917
01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:33,654
Sir?
918
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,411
- Huh?
- We're in a terrible rush.
919
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:37,867
Don't rush me, sonny.
920
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,373
You rush a miracle man,
you get rotten miracles.
921
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,796
- You got money?
- Sixty-five.
922
01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:45,499
Sheesh! I never worked for so little.
923
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:48,256
Except once,
and that was a very noble cause.
924
01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:50,508
This is noble, sir.
925
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,557
His wife is crippled.
926
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,265
His children are on the brink of starvation.
927
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,600
Are you a rotten liar.
928
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:03,559
I need him to help avenge my father,
murdered these 20 years.
929
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:06,361
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows cramp?
930
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:09,690
He probably owes you money, huh?
Well, I'll ask him.
931
01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:11,366
He's dead. He can't talk.
932
01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:14,616
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh?
933
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:19,120
Well, it just so happens
that your friend here is only mostly dead.
934
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,328
There's a big difference
between mostly dead and all dead.
935
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:24,083
Please, open his mouth.
936
01:12:25,883 --> 01:12:29,502
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
937
01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,427
Now, all dead...
938
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:34,757
Well, with all dead, there's usually
only one thing that you can do.
939
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:35,716
What's that?
940
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:38,302
Go through his clothes
and look for loose change.
941
01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:45,601
Hey!
942
01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,482
Hello in there!
943
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:50,110
Hey! What's so important?
944
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,987
What you got here that's worth living for?
945
01:12:57,123 --> 01:13:00,662
True love.
946
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,085
True love. You heard him. You could not ask
for a more noble cause than that.
947
01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:08,632
Eh, sonny, true love
is the greatest thing in the world,
948
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,209
except for a nice MLT...
949
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:13,421
mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich,
when the mutton is nice and lean
950
01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:15,380
and the tomato is ripe.
951
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,181
They're so perky. I love that.
952
01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:21,057
But that's not what he said.
He distinctly said, "To blave."
953
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:24,060
And as we all know,
"to blave" means "to bluff." Huh?
954
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,211
So you were probably playing cards,
and he cheated...
955
01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:29,353
Liar! Liar! Liar!
956
01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:31,985
- Get back, witch!
- I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
957
01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:35,784
But after what you just said,
I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
958
01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:38,783
- You never had it so good.
- "True love." He said "true love," Max.
959
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:41,331
- Don't say another word, Valerie.
- My God, he's afraid.
960
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,535
Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him,
his confidence is shattered.
961
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,667
Why'd you say that name? You promised me
that you would never say that name!
962
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,248
- What, Humperdinck?
- Aaah!
963
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,584
Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
964
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:55,296
- Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
- I'm not listening!
965
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:59,679
True love lies expiring, and you don't have
the decency to say why you won't help.
966
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,352
- Nobody's hearing nothing.
- Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
967
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:03,958
This is Buttercup's true love.
968
01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:06,731
If you heal him,
he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
969
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,059
- Humperdinck!
- Shut up! Wait, wait.
970
01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,815
I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
971
01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:13,613
Humiliations galore.
972
01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:20,621
That is a noble cause.
Give me the 65. I'm on the job.
973
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,706
Whoo-hoo!
974
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:27,119
That's a miracle pill?
975
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:30,000
The chocolate coating
makes it go down easier.
976
01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:33,255
But you have to wait 15 minutes
for full potency.
977
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:36,132
And you shouldn't go in swimming after
for at least, what?
978
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:38,760
- An hour. A good hour. Yeah.
- Yeah, an hour.
979
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,806
- Thank you for everything.
- Okay.
980
01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:44,679
- Bye-bye, boys.
- Have fun storming the castle.
981
01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:47,185
- Think it'll work?
- It would take a miracle.
982
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,765
- Bye-bye!
- Bye!
983
01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:04,160
Inigo, there's more than 30.
984
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:06,082
What's the difference?
985
01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:08,285
We've got him.
986
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,082
Help me here.
987
01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,582
- We'll have to force-feed him.
- Has it been 15 minutes?
988
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,168
We can't wait.
The wedding's in half an hour.
989
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:18,470
We must strike in the hustle
and the bustle beforehand.
990
01:15:18,556 --> 01:15:20,047
Tilt his head back.
991
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,799
Open his mouth.
992
01:15:27,231 --> 01:15:30,349
How long do we have to wait
before we know if the miracle works?
993
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:32,184
Your guess is as good as mine.
994
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,520
I'll beat you two apart.
I'll take you both together!
995
01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,479
I guess not very long.
996
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:41,448
- Why won't my arms move?
- You've been mostly dead all day.
997
01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:45,288
We had Miracle Max make a pill
to bring you back.
998
01:15:45,916 --> 01:15:48,408
Who are you? Are we enemies?
999
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:51,415
Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup?
1000
01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:52,996
Let me explain.
1001
01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:55,207
No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
1002
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:58,089
Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck
in a little less than half an hour,
1003
01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:00,262
so all we have to do is get in,
break up the wedding,
1004
01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:02,054
steal the princess, make our escape,
1005
01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:03,928
after I kill Count Rugen.
1006
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:06,351
That doesn't leave much time
for dillydallying.
1007
01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:09,771
You just wiggled your finger.
That's wonderful.
1008
01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:12,691
I've always been a quick healer.
What are our liabilities?
1009
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:16,361
There is but one working castle gate.
Come here.
1010
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:22,280
And it is guarded by... 60 men.
1011
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:26,579
- And our assets?
- Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
1012
01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:29,749
That's it? Impossible.
1013
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:33,249
If I had a month to plan, maybe I could
come up with something, but this...
1014
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:36,878
You just shook your head.
That doesn't make you happy?
1015
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:44,473
My brains, his steel, and your strength
against 60 men,
1016
01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:47,801
and you think a little head jiggle
is supposed to make me happy, hmm?
1017
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:51,976
If we only had a wheelbarrow,
that would be something.
1018
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,142
Where did we put that wheelbarrow
the Albino had?
1019
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,852
Over the Albino, I think.
1020
01:16:57,571 --> 01:17:01,030
Why didn't you list that among our assets
in the first place?
1021
01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,827
What I wouldn't give
for a holocaust cloak.
1022
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,448
There we cannot help you.
1023
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:09,076
Will this do?
1024
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,624
- Where did you get that?
- At Miracle Max's.
1025
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:13,872
It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
1026
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,171
All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.
1027
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:22,256
- Now, I'll need a sword eventually.
- Why? You can't even lift one.
1028
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:24,554
True, but that's hardly common knowledge,
is it?
1029
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,843
Thank you. Now, there may be problems
once we're inside.
1030
01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,561
I'll say. How do I find the count?
1031
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,647
Once I do, how do I find you again?
Once I find you again, how do we escape?
1032
01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:38,273
- Don't pester him. He's had a hard day.
- Right.
1033
01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,319
Right. Sorry.
1034
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:46,238
- Inigo.
- What?
1035
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:48,115
I hope we win.
1036
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:51,531
You don't seem excited, my little muffin.
1037
01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:55,327
- Should I be?
- Brides often are, I'm told.
1038
01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:58,289
I do not marry tonight.
1039
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,292
My Westley will save me.
1040
01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,137
Mawidge.
1041
01:18:55,773 --> 01:19:01,064
Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
1042
01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:05,939
Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement,
1043
01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:10,494
that dweam wiffin a dweam.
1044
01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:14,323
Stand your ground, men!
Stand your ground!
1045
01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:20,708
Stand your ground!
1046
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,666
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!
1047
01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:29,429
There will be no survivors!
1048
01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,756
- Now?
- Not yet.
1049
01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:36,311
My men are here, I am here,
1050
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:40,232
but soon you will not be here.
1051
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,267
- Now?
- Light him.
1052
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:50,738
The Dread Pirate Roberts
takes no survivors.
1053
01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:56,199
All your worst nightmares
are about to come true!
1054
01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,249
...ven wuv,
1055
01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:00,748
twue wuv,
1056
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,000
wiw fowwow you...
1057
01:20:03,799 --> 01:20:05,586
fowever.
1058
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:08,339
The Dread Pirate Roberts
1059
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:12,343
is here for your souls!
1060
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,600
Stay where you are!
1061
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,598
Stand and fight!
1062
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:19,680
Stay where you are!
1063
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:26,645
So tweasuwe your wuv...
1064
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,446
Skip to the end.
1065
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,615
Have you the "wing"?
1066
01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:34,115
Here comes my Westley now.
1067
01:20:34,204 --> 01:20:36,036
Fezzik, the portcullis!
1068
01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:44,413
Your Westley is dead.
1069
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:48,500
- I killed him myself.
- Then why is there fear behind your eyes?
1070
01:20:52,639 --> 01:20:54,346
Give us the gate key.
1071
01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,425
I have no gate key.
1072
01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:59,101
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
1073
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:01,020
Oh, you mean this gate key.
1074
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:05,104
And do you, Pwincess Buwwercwup...
1075
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:08,107
Man and wife! Say, "Man and wife!"
1076
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:10,109
Man and wife.
1077
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:14,234
Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite.
I'll be there shortly.
1078
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:18,329
He didn't come.
1079
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:56,777
Kill the dark one and the giant,
but leave the third for questioning.
1080
01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:10,081
Hello.
1081
01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:12,383
My name is Inigo Montoya.
1082
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,961
You killed my father.
1083
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,429
Prepare to die.
1084
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:44,207
Fezzik! I need you!
1085
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:45,784
I can't leave him alone.
1086
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:49,337
He's getting away from me, Fezzik! Please!
1087
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:52,295
Fezzik!
1088
01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:56,586
I'll be right back.
1089
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:06,646
Thank you.
1090
01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:09,724
- Strange wedding.
- Yes.
1091
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,810
A very strange wedding.
1092
01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:14,229
Come along.
1093
01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,486
What was that for?
1094
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,913
Because you've always been so kind to me.
1095
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,956
And I won't be seeing you again,
1096
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:29,002
since I'm killing myself
once we reach the honeymoon suite.
1097
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:34,000
Won't that be nice, hmm?
She kissed me!
1098
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:22,130
Sorry, Father.
1099
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,716
I tried.
1100
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,601
I tried.
1101
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:32,975
You must be that little Spanish brat
I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
1102
01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:36,019
It's simply incredible.
1103
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:39,981
Have you been chasing me
your whole life only to fail now?
1104
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:43,284
I think that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.
1105
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,533
How marvelous.
1106
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:26,653
There's a shortage
of perfect breasts in this world.
1107
01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:28,579
'Twould be a pity to damage yours.
1108
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:31,746
Westley! Oh, Westley, darling!
1109
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,748
Westley, why won't you hold me?
1110
01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:40,417
- Gently.
- At a time like this?
1111
01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:43,594
That's all you can think to say? "Gently"?
1112
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:45,467
Gently!
1113
01:25:58,737 --> 01:26:02,356
Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?
1114
01:26:05,535 --> 01:26:07,902
You've got an overdeveloped
sense of vengeance.
1115
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:11,827
It's going to get you into trouble someday.
1116
01:26:25,430 --> 01:26:29,265
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
1117
01:26:29,351 --> 01:26:31,183
You killed my father.
1118
01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:33,936
Prepare to die.
1119
01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:41,522
Hello.
1120
01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,071
My name is Inigo Montoya.
1121
01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:46,240
You killed my father.
1122
01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,113
Prepare to die.
1123
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,908
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.
1124
01:26:55,001 --> 01:26:57,493
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1125
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,624
Stop saying that!
1126
01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:03,507
Aaah!
1127
01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:06,301
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!
1128
01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:09,005
You killed my father! Prepare to die!
1129
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:10,590
- No!
- Offer me money.
1130
01:27:10,684 --> 01:27:13,472
- Yes.
- Power too. Promise me that.
1131
01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:16,520
All that I have and more. Please.
1132
01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:19,394
Offer me everything I ask for.
1133
01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:21,476
Anything you want.
1134
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:26,527
I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
1135
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:44,040
Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me?
1136
01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:46,296
What hideous sin have you committed lately?
1137
01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:50,096
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.
1138
01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:51,889
- It never happened.
- What?
1139
01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:54,183
- It never happened.
- But it did. I was there.
1140
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,977
- This old man said, "Man and wife."
- Did you say, "I do"?
1141
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,562
Uh, no. We sort of skipped that part.
1142
01:28:01,651 --> 01:28:02,983
Then you're not married.
1143
01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:05,903
If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
1144
01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,774
Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
1145
01:28:10,368 --> 01:28:13,361
A technicality
that will shortly be remedied.
1146
01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:16,747
But first things first.
1147
01:28:19,503 --> 01:28:21,540
- To the death.
- No!
1148
01:28:21,630 --> 01:28:23,121
To the pain.
1149
01:28:25,175 --> 01:28:27,292
I don't think I'm quite familiar
with that phrase.
1150
01:28:27,385 --> 01:28:28,385
I'll explain.
1151
01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:31,508
And I'll use small words,
so that you'll be sure to understand,
1152
01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:34,386
you warthog-faced buffoon.
1153
01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:40,938
That may be the first time in my life
a man has dared insult me.
1154
01:28:41,024 --> 01:28:43,357
It won't be the last.
1155
01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:47,187
"To the pain" means the first thing you lose
will be your feet, below the ankles.
1156
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:49,613
Then your hands at the wrists.
1157
01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:51,190
Next, your nose.
1158
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,025
And then my tongue, I suppose.
1159
01:28:53,119 --> 01:28:58,205
I killed you too quickly the last time,
a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
1160
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,657
I wasn't finished!
1161
01:28:59,751 --> 01:29:02,619
The next thing you lose will be your left eye,
followed by your right.
1162
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:05,955
And then my ears.
I understand. Let's get on with it.
1163
01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:09,417
Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why.
1164
01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:14,597
So that every shriek of every child
at seeing your hideousness
1165
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:17,300
will be yours to cherish.
1166
01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:19,477
Every babe that weeps at your approach,
1167
01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:22,601
every woman who cries out,
"Dear God, what is that thing?"
1168
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:25,479
will echo in your perfect ears.
1169
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:28,402
That is what "to the pain" means.
1170
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:30,980
It means I leave you in anguish,
1171
01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:34,067
wallowing in freakish misery forever.
1172
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,324
I think you're bluffing.
1173
01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:40,452
It's possible, pig.
1174
01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:42,534
I might be bluffing.
1175
01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:45,495
It's conceivable,
you miserable, vomitous mass,
1176
01:29:45,589 --> 01:29:49,128
that I'm only lying here
because I lack the strength to stand.
1177
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:51,376
Then again...
1178
01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,971
perhaps I have the strength after all.
1179
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:14,657
Drop... your... sword.
1180
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:20,414
Have a seat.
1181
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,411
Tie him up.
1182
01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:29,831
Make it as tight as you like.
1183
01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,008
Oh!
1184
01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:35,716
Where's Fezzik?
1185
01:30:35,805 --> 01:30:38,297
- I thought he was with you.
- No.
1186
01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:40,098
In that case...
1187
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,266
Help him.
1188
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:44,972
- Why does Westley need helping?
- Because he has no strength.
1189
01:30:45,065 --> 01:30:47,682
I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.
I knew he was bluffing.
1190
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:50,439
- Shall I dispatch him for you?
- Thank you, but no.
1191
01:30:50,528 --> 01:30:53,942
Whatever happens to us, I want him
to live a long life alone with his cowardice.
1192
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:59,031
Inigo! Inigo, where are you?
1193
01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,614
Oh, there you are.
1194
01:31:02,707 --> 01:31:05,370
Inigo, I saw the prince's stables,
1195
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:08,373
and there they were... four white horses.
1196
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:13,174
And I thought, there are four of us,
if we ever find the lady.
1197
01:31:13,259 --> 01:31:15,626
Hello, lady.
1198
01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:19,047
So I took them with me,
in case we ever bumped into each other.
1199
01:31:20,016 --> 01:31:21,552
I guess we just did.
1200
01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:24,761
Fezzik, you did something right.
1201
01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:27,892
Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
1202
01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:50,377
You know, it's very strange.
1203
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:53,706
I have been in the revenge business so long,
1204
01:31:54,426 --> 01:31:56,338
now that it's over,
1205
01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:58,761
I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life.
1206
01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:02,055
Have you ever considered piracy?
1207
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,341
You'd make a wonderful
Dread Pirate Roberts.
1208
01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:18,985
"They rode to freedom.
1209
01:32:19,075 --> 01:32:22,864
And as dawn arose,
Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.
1210
01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,993
A wave oflove swept over them.
1211
01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:28,369
And as they reached for each other..."
1212
01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:32,415
What? What?
1213
01:32:32,505 --> 01:32:34,963
No, it's kissing again.
You don't want to hear that.
1214
01:32:35,717 --> 01:32:38,551
Well, I don't mind so much.
1215
01:32:40,346 --> 01:32:41,837
Okay.
1216
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:47,097
"Since the invention of the kiss,
there have been five kisses
1217
01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:50,180
that were rated
the most passionate, the most pure.
1218
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:53,270
This one left them all behind.
1219
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,230
The end."
1220
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,743
Now I think you ought to go to sleep.
1221
01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:06,408
Okay.
1222
01:33:06,498 --> 01:33:07,705
Okay.
1223
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:10,292
Okay.
1224
01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:13,410
Okay.
1225
01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:16,959
Okay.
1226
01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:20,092
All right.
1227
01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:23,671
So long.
1228
01:33:25,308 --> 01:33:26,890
Grandpa?
1229
01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:34,307
Maybe you could come over
and read it again to me tomorrow.
1230
01:33:36,236 --> 01:33:38,319
As you wish.