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Adu copiii.
Scuza�i-m�, dle, exist� vreo toalet�?
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Justin!
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Repede, iubito, f�-mi o poz�.
�in piramida �n m�ini.
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- Justin, treci �napoi, imediat!
- Nu, opre�te-te!
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- Nu! Opre�te-l!
- �napoi! Nu urca!
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A�teapt�!
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Stai a�a. U�urel, b�ie�a�.
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Opre�te-te, copile! Stai acolo. Nu!
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Nu! �i s-a dus...
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Justin!
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�l prind eu!
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Indignare �n Egipt, c�nd s-a descoperit
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c� Marea Piramid� din Giza s-a furat
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�i a fost �nlocuit�
cu o replic� gonflabil� uria��.
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E panic� pe tot globul
�n timp ce ��rile �i cet��enii
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�ncearc� s�-�i apere
punctele de referin�� �ndr�gite.
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For�ele de poli�ie nu au �nc� nicio pist�,
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toat� lumea �ntreb�ndu-se
care din tic�lo�ii lumii
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e vinovat de aceast� fapt� odioas�
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�i unde va da urm�toarea lovitur�?
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Raz� de �nghe�at!
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Nea�a, Gru!
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- Ce mai faci?
- Bun�, Fred.
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Te informez ceva: c�inele t�u las�
bombe micu�e prin curtea mea
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�i nu-mi place.
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�mi pare r�u. �tii cum sunt c�inii,
fac pe unde apuc�.
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Dac� nu sunt mor�i.
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Glumesc!
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De�i e adev�rat. �n fine, o zi bun�!
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Bine. Da.
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Cred c� m� iei peste picior!
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GRU! TIC�LOSUL ANULUI
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GRU LOVE�TE DIN NOU!
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CE VA MAI FACE?
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Bun�!
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Fursecuri de v�nzare!
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- Pleac� de-aici. Nu sunt acas�.
- Ba e�ti. Te-am auzit.
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Ba nu, nu m-ai auzit. Asta e...
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o �nregistrare.
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- Ba nu e.
- Ba da.
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Uite: L�sa�i un mesaj. Bip.
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Pa, mesaj �nregistrat!
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Agnes, vino!
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Kyle!
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C�ine r�u! Nu! Nu, stai jos. Brio�a mea.
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Gru!
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- Dr. Nefario.
- �tiu cum trebuie s� te sim�i.
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�i eu am avut o mare dezam�gire,
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dar, �n ochii mei, tu o s� fii �ntotdeauna
unul dintre cei m�re�i!
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- Ce e? Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
- E peste tot la �tiri!
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Un tip a furat o piramid�.
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Se spune c�, pe l�ng� el,
to�i ceilal�i tic�lo�i par...
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deplorabili.
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Adun� minionii!
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Minioni, adunarea!
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Bine.
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Ar��i bine, Kevin!
Ce-�i face familia? Bine?
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Bine.
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A�a te vreau, Billy! Ce faci, Larry?
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Bun� la toat� lumea!
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Da, bine!
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Lini�te!
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Mul�umesc. Bine.
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�mi dau seama c� probabil a�i auzit
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de alt tic�los care a furat piramidele.
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Se pare c� e mare scofal�.
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Lumea o nume�te crima secolului
�i faze din astea.
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Dar, sunt eu sup�rat? Nu, nu sunt!
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Un pic,
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dar �i noi am avut un an bunicel
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�i voi sunte�i OK, �n ceea ce m� prive�te.
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Nu, nicio m�rire!
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N-o s� primi�i nicio m�rire.
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Ce am f�cut noi?
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Ei bine, noi am furat
JumboTron-ul din Times Square!
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Frumos, nu?
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A�a m� �nv�rtesc eu.
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Da, v� uita�i to�i la fotbal pe �la, nu?
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Dar asta nu e tot.
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Am furat Statuia Libert��ii.
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Cea mic� din Las Vegas.
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Nici nu mai men�ionez Turnul Eiffel!
Tot din Vegas.
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Nu urma s� v� spun �nc� de asta,
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dar am muncit la ceva foarte important!
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Ceva, pe l�ng� care chestia asta
cu piramida, va p�rea o nimica toat�!
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�i datorit� eforturilor
bunului meu prieten, dr. Nefario...
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- Mul�umesc!
- Iat�-l aici.
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E la mod�.
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Acum, am localizat o raz� reductoare
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�ntr-un laborator secret
�i, odat� ce lu�m raza asta,
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vom avea capacitatea
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de a s�v�r�i adev�rata crim� a secolului.
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O s� fur�m...
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Sta�i! �nc� nu v-am spus ce.
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Dave, ascult�, te rog.
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�n continuare, o s� fur�m...
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Pauz� de efect.
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...Luna!
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�i odat� ce Luna e a mea,
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lumea o s�-mi dea orice vreau
ca s-o recupereze!
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�i eu am s� fiu cel mai mare tic�los
din toate timpurile!
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A�a mai zic �i eu.
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Da?
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Alo, Gru? Am f�cut calculele.
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�i nu �tiu cum ne putem permite asta.
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Nu se poate. Nu pot face minuni!
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Hei, calmeaz�-te.
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O s� mai fac un �mprumut la banc�.
M� ador�!
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Edith, �nceteaz�!
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Ce-i? Doar merg.
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C�MINUL DE FETE AL DREI HATTIE
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Bun�, dr� Hattie. Ne-am �ntors.
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Bun�, fetelor!
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A venit cineva s� ne adopte
c�t am fost plecate?
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Stai s� m� g�ndesc.
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Nu!
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Edith! Ce-ai pus pe biroul meu?
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O pl�cint� de noroi.
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N-o s� fii �n veci adoptat�, Edith.
�tii asta, nu-i a�a?
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- Da, �tiu.
- Bine.
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Cum a mers, fetelor? V-a�i f�cut norma?
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Aproape.
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Am v�ndut 43 mini-mentosane,
30 cioco-spirale �i 18 nucu�oare de cocos.
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Bine.
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Spui asta de parc� e o zi
cu v�nz�ri grozave.
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Uit�-te la fa�a mea!
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�nc� mai crezi
c� e o zi cu v�nz�ri grozave?
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18 nucu�oare de cocos.
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Cred c� se poate
un pic mai bine de-at�t. Voi nu?
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N-am vrea s� petrecem weekendul
�n cutia ru�inii, nu? Nu.
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Nu, dr� Hattie.
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Bine. Duce�i-v� acum.
Cur��a�i ceva de-al meu.
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- Bun�, Penny.
- Bun�, fetelor.
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CUTIA RU�INII
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Bun�, mam�.
Scuz�-m�, am vrut s� te sun, dar...
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Voiam doar s� te felicit
pentru furtul piramidei.
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Tu ai f�cut-o, nu?
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Sau a fost un tic�los
care chiar are succes?
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Ca s� �tii, mam�, sunt pe cale s� fac ceva
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foarte important.
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O s� fii foarte m�ndr�.
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��i urez noroc! Bine, trebuie s� plec.
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BANC�
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SUNTEM MEREU ATEN�I
LA TOATE NEVOILE VOASTRE
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BANCA TIC�LO�ILOR
FO�TII FRA�I LEHMAN
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Gru, la dl Perkins.
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Da. Ia loc, te rog.
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E un pas mic pentru om,
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un salt uria� pentru omenire.
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Mam�, �ntr-o zi o s� m� duc �i eu pe Lun�.
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M� tem c� e prea t�rziu, fiule.
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NASA nu mai trimite maimu�e.
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�MPRUMUTURI MALEFICE
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Fac cerere pentru un nou �mprumut malefic.
Sunt �tiut ca Vector.
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E termen de matematic�,
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o cantitate reprezentat� de o s�geat�,
cu direc�ia �i magnitudinea.
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Vector! �sta-s eu.
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Deoarece comit infrac�iuni
ce au �i direc�ie, �i magnitudine!
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O, da!
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Fii atent la noua mea arm�.
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Arma-Piranha! O, da!
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Trage cu piranha vii. Ai mai v�zut
a�a ceva? Nu, pentru c� e inven�ia mea.
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Vrei o demonstra�ie?
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Fir-ar! E at�t de greu uneori
s� bag piranha �napoi �n...
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Dle Gru, dl Perkins v� prime�te acum.
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A�a c� nu-mi trebuie
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dec�t bani de la banc�
pentru a face o rachet�.
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- Dup� aceea, Luna va fi a noastr�.
- Foarte frumoas� prezentare.
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A� vrea s� v�d aceast� raz� reductoare.
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Cum s� nu! Se rezolv�. Imediat ce o am.
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N-o ai?
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Dar �ndr�zne�ti s� ceri bani de la banc�?
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A�a se pare.
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Ai idee c�t capital a investit
banca asta �n fundu' t�u, Gru?
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C�nd mult prea pu�ine dintre comploturile
tale sinistre au scos profit.
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Cum s-o spun?
S� zicem c� tu e�ti m�rul �sta.
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Dac� nu �ncepem s� ne recuper�m banii...
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Te-ai prins?
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Uite, Gru, ideea e
c� exist� mul�i tic�lo�i pe lume.
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Mai tineri dec�t tine,
mai fl�m�nzi dec�t tine,
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mai tineri dec�t tine.
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Ca t�n�rul �la pe nume Vector.
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Tocmai a furat piramida!
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Am �n�eles.
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Deci apropo de banii pentru rachet�?
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Adu raza reductoare
�i dup� aceea st�m de vorb�.
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UNITATE DE CERCETARE ULTRASECRET�
ASIA DE EST
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Fraierilor!
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Fraierilor!
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Am luat-o!
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Ce?
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Hei! Ce? Hei!
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Nu!
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Tu!
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Acum poate o s� te g�nde�ti de dou� ori
�nainte s� �nghe�i capul cuiva!
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Cu bine, Gru!
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Repede! Nu-l putem l�sa s� scape!
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�n fa��!
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Trage! Trage acum!
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- Nu m-ai nimerit!
- Vino la t�ticu'!
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Ia de-aici!
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Ce adorabil!
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Te avem �n vizor!
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E ca a lua bomboane de la...
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Ce?
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Hei, Gru!
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Ia vezi dac� te aranjeaz�... m�sura asta!
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Asta e ciudat. Ce se...?
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M� apuc� claustrofobia!
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Nu!
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Prea mic! E prea mic pentru mine!
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�l ur�sc pe tipul �la!
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...�i Domnul s� ne aib� �n paz�
�i somnul s� ne tihneasc�.
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�i, c�t dormim,
s� nu ne intre g�ng�nii �n urechi
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s�-�i lase ou�le �n creierul nostru.
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Grozav. Mersi pentru imaginea asta, Edith.
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�i d� Doamne ca cineva s� ne adopte cur�nd
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�i mami �i tati s� fie dr�gu�i
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�i s� aib� un unicorn, amin.
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Amin.
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�mi plac unicornii
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Uni, unicornii
Tare �mi mai plac
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Un unicorn a� m�ng�ia
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Dac� ar fi aievea
225
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�i sunt!
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�i unul mi-am cump�rat
S�-l am de m�ng�iat
227
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�i-acum m� iube�te
�i eu �l iubesc pe el
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FORT�REA�A LUI VECTOR
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ALARM� DE SECURITATE!!!
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S� nu... Ce...?
231
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Baft�, micu�elor!
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FORMULAR DE COMAND� FURSECURI
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Super!
234
00:24:21,658 --> 00:24:25,700
Bun�! Suntem orfane
de la C�minul de Fete al drei Hattie.
235
00:24:25,783 --> 00:24:27,700
- Nu-mi pas�! Disp�re�i!
- Haide!
236
00:24:27,825 --> 00:24:31,075
Vindem fursecuri
ca s� avem un viitor mai bun.
237
00:24:31,158 --> 00:24:33,991
- Stai! Ave�i nucu�oare de cocos?
- Da.
238
00:24:56,158 --> 00:24:58,283
S-a aprins becule�ul!
239
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,700
Dr. Nefario!
240
00:25:02,783 --> 00:25:06,033
O s� am nevoie de 12 robo�ei
deghiza�i �n fursecuri!
241
00:25:06,116 --> 00:25:08,075
- Ce?
- Robo�i-fursec!
242
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,575
- Cine e la telefon?
- Las-o balt�.
243
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,991
Se pare c� a�i trecut
de verificarea noastr�...
244
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,325
Dr. Gru.
245
00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:27,741
�i v�d c� a�i f�cut o list�
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cu realiz�rile dv. personale.
247
00:25:31,908 --> 00:25:34,450
V� mul�umesc. �mi place s� citesc.
248
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REALIZ�RI PERSONALE
249
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,325
DOSARE DE ADOP�IE
PROFILUL LUI GRU
250
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,700
�i v�d c� a�i primit Medalia de Onoare
251
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�i rangul de cavaler.
252
00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:52,116
- Eu!
- Kevin?
253
00:25:53,825 --> 00:25:55,950
A�i avut o emisiune culinar�
254
00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:59,950
�i v� �ine�i respira�ia 30 de secunde?
255
00:26:00,033 --> 00:26:01,741
Nu e a�a de impresionant.
256
00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:05,241
Idiotu'!
257
00:26:07,283 --> 00:26:10,075
B�taie!
258
00:26:11,991 --> 00:26:14,991
Ce Doamne iart�...? Ce?
259
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:18,783
Uita�i care-i trebu�oara,
260
00:26:18,866 --> 00:26:23,783
m-am sim�it at�t de singur
de c�nd so�ia mea...
261
00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:28,158
Debbie... a murit.
262
00:26:28,241 --> 00:26:31,325
Inima mea e ca un dinte
263
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:36,867
�i are o carie
ce poate fi umplut� numai cu copii.
264
00:26:37,284 --> 00:26:38,451
�mi pare r�u.
265
00:26:42,826 --> 00:26:46,034
Sunte�i o femeie frumoas�. �ti�i spaniol�?
266
00:26:46,534 --> 00:26:48,951
Vi se pare c� a� �ti spaniol�?
267
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:54,367
Ave�i un chip... ca al unui m�gar.
268
00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,367
Mul�umesc!
269
00:27:01,867 --> 00:27:05,576
�n fine, putem continua cu adop�ia asta?
270
00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:07,242
Abia a�tept!
271
00:27:09,159 --> 00:27:12,534
Spune-le, te rog, lui Margo, Edith
�i Agnes s� vin� �n hol.
272
00:27:15,576 --> 00:27:19,492
- Pun pariu c� mama e frumoas�!
- Pun pariu c� ochii tatei sclipesc.
273
00:27:19,576 --> 00:27:22,367
Pun pariu c� au o cas�
din ursule�i de gum�.
274
00:27:23,367 --> 00:27:25,659
Spun doar c� ar fi frumos.
275
00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:30,076
Omida mea nu s-a transformat �n fluture.
276
00:27:30,159 --> 00:27:31,784
�la e un pufule�.
277
00:27:34,909 --> 00:27:38,409
Ei bine, Debbie a fost
o femeie foarte norocoas�.
278
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,742
- Cine e Debbie?
- So�ia dv.
279
00:27:44,201 --> 00:27:45,701
Bun�, fetelor!
280
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:58,534
Fetelor, vreau s� face�i cuno�tin��
cu dl Gru.
281
00:27:59,909 --> 00:28:01,951
O s� v� adopte.
282
00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:04,576
�i e dentist!
283
00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:08,242
Da!
284
00:28:12,034 --> 00:28:16,409
Bun�. Eu sunt Margo. Ea e Edith.
285
00:28:16,951 --> 00:28:18,784
�i Agnes.
286
00:28:18,867 --> 00:28:20,826
Te-am prins de picior!
287
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,992
Bine, ajunge, feti�o.
288
00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:26,409
- D�-mi drumul la picior. Hai c� po�i.
- Mai sus!
289
00:28:26,492 --> 00:28:28,784
- Mai sus!
- D� drumul la str�nsoare.
290
00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:32,242
Cum se dau deoparte? E vreo comand�?
291
00:28:32,326 --> 00:28:34,284
Vreun spray anti-prindere?
292
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:37,451
O rang�?
293
00:28:39,242 --> 00:28:41,909
Bun, fetelor, hai s� mergem.
294
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:07,201
Da!
295
00:29:09,577 --> 00:29:11,577
Foarte impresionant!
296
00:29:12,868 --> 00:29:14,827
La ce te ui�i?
297
00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:16,160
Da!
298
00:29:18,368 --> 00:29:20,368
Ai fost mic�orat�, past� de din�i!
299
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,035
Ia de-aici!
300
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,952
Ai fost mic�orat!
301
00:29:25,785 --> 00:29:26,993
Alo?
302
00:29:27,827 --> 00:29:29,827
Am raza reductoare.
303
00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:33,577
Nu m� joc cu ea.
304
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:35,160
Gru?
305
00:29:36,952 --> 00:29:38,785
Nu m� face s� r�d! Nu.
306
00:29:39,285 --> 00:29:41,827
PS: n-o s� ia Luna.
307
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,952
�i PS: c�nd o s� termin eu cu el,
308
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:46,577
o s� cear� �n genunchi �ndurare.
309
00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:49,868
Bine, pa.
310
00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:55,952
Uit�-te la tine, o toalet� micu��
pentru un bebe micu�...
311
00:29:57,368 --> 00:29:59,202
Fii blestemat�, toalet� micu��!
312
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,952
Bun, am ajuns.
313
00:30:06,035 --> 00:30:07,577
Cas�, dulce cas�.
314
00:30:10,035 --> 00:30:12,952
Asta e casa ta?
315
00:30:13,785 --> 00:30:15,077
Ia stai pu�in...
316
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,910
Tu e�ti �la care s-a pref�cut
c� e un mesaj �nregistrat!
317
00:30:17,993 --> 00:30:19,993
Nu, �la a fost altcineva.
318
00:30:33,535 --> 00:30:34,827
Pot s� te �in de m�n�?
319
00:30:35,618 --> 00:30:36,660
Nu.
320
00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:51,785
C�nd ne-a adoptat �la chel,
m-am g�ndit c� o s� fie ca �n Annie.
321
00:31:00,743 --> 00:31:02,035
Nu, hei!
322
00:31:06,118 --> 00:31:09,285
Kyle, astea nu-s de m�ncare, sunt oaspe�i!
323
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,993
Fetelor, �sta e Kyle...
324
00:31:12,077 --> 00:31:13,118
c�inele meu.
325
00:31:15,952 --> 00:31:17,035
C��elu� pufos!
326
00:31:22,452 --> 00:31:26,327
- Ce fel de c�ine e �la?
- E... Nu �tiu.
327
00:31:27,202 --> 00:31:30,410
Chiar crezi c� �sta e
un loc potrivit pentru copii?
328
00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:32,577
Pentru c� nu e.
329
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,993
Nu! Nu intra acolo!
330
00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:37,660
E fragil.
331
00:31:40,243 --> 00:31:43,703
Presupun c� planul
o s� func�ioneze �i cu dou�.
332
00:31:43,786 --> 00:31:46,578
Hei! E �ntuneric aici.
333
00:31:49,453 --> 00:31:51,786
Mi-a f�cut o gaur� �n cutia de suc.
334
00:31:56,744 --> 00:31:57,994
Dup� cum vede�i,
335
00:31:58,078 --> 00:32:01,578
am pus aici
tot ce-ar putea necesita un copil.
336
00:32:01,994 --> 00:32:03,369
M�NCARE AP�
PIPI �I CACA
337
00:32:05,661 --> 00:32:09,161
- Cum spuneam... Hei!
- Cineva a spart aia.
338
00:32:10,744 --> 00:32:14,411
Bine. E limpede
c� trebuie s� stabilim ni�te reguli.
339
00:32:14,494 --> 00:32:16,328
Regula unu!
340
00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:19,036
Nu atinge�i nimic.
341
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:23,411
- Dar podeaua?
- Da, pute�i atinge podeaua.
342
00:32:23,494 --> 00:32:27,036
- Dar aerul?
- Da, pute�i atinge aerul.
343
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,161
Dar asta?
344
00:32:31,328 --> 00:32:33,286
- De unde ai aia?
- Am g�sit-o.
345
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:37,161
Bun, regula doi:
nu m� deranja�i c�nd muncesc.
346
00:32:37,244 --> 00:32:39,119
Regula trei:
347
00:32:39,203 --> 00:32:43,661
Nu pl�nge�i, nu v� smiorc�i�i,
nu r�de�i, nu chicoti�i,
348
00:32:43,994 --> 00:32:46,369
nu str�nuta�i, nu r�g�i�i,
nu trage�i p�r�uri!
349
00:32:47,036 --> 00:32:51,369
Deci f�r� sunete enervante, bine?
350
00:32:51,453 --> 00:32:53,703
�sta se pune ca enervant?
351
00:32:57,036 --> 00:32:58,411
Foarte!
352
00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:03,328
Ne vedem peste �ase ore.
353
00:33:05,411 --> 00:33:09,328
Bine, nu v� face�i griji.
Totul o s� fie bine.
354
00:33:09,953 --> 00:33:14,328
O s� fim foarte fericite aici. Nu? Agnes?
355
00:33:42,911 --> 00:33:45,911
�ntrebare. Ce sunt �tia?
356
00:33:46,828 --> 00:33:49,869
12 robo�i dansatori! Dans!
357
00:33:51,369 --> 00:33:53,411
Fii atent la asta!
358
00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,953
Robo�i-fursec, am spus robo�i-fursec.
359
00:34:00,536 --> 00:34:03,119
De ce e�ti at�t de b�tr�n?
360
00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:07,286
Bine. M� ocup.
361
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:09,453
Alo!
362
00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:26,412
Televizor!
363
00:34:46,245 --> 00:34:47,454
Ce e aia?
364
00:34:47,662 --> 00:34:50,079
- Ia uit�-te la aia!
- Ce tare!
365
00:34:50,912 --> 00:34:52,204
Haide�i!
366
00:34:52,704 --> 00:34:54,995
Nu cred c� e dentist.
367
00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:10,704
Lucr�m la asta de ceva timp.
368
00:35:10,787 --> 00:35:13,537
E un ser anti-gravita�ional.
369
00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:22,662
Am vrut s� �nchid aia.
O s� fie bine, sunt sigur.
370
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:25,787
- Efectul trece?
- P�n� acum...
371
00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:27,870
Nu, nu trece.
372
00:35:29,412 --> 00:35:32,495
�i aici, fire�te, e noua arm�
pe care ai comandat-o.
373
00:35:36,162 --> 00:35:37,204
Nu.
374
00:35:37,287 --> 00:35:41,120
Am spus arm� cu v�rfuri,
nu cu v�ntu... Bine.
375
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:44,454
Da. Chiar m� �ntrebam
376
00:35:44,537 --> 00:35:47,204
�n ce �mprejur�ri am folosi asta.
377
00:35:47,287 --> 00:35:48,745
Dar m� rog...
378
00:35:48,829 --> 00:35:52,245
Ce voiam cu adev�rat s�-�i ar�t... e asta.
379
00:35:56,995 --> 00:36:00,120
Na, �tia sunt robo�i-fursec!
380
00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:04,495
La, la, la
�mi plac unicornii
381
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:08,245
Ce c�uta�i aici?
V-am spus s� sta�i �n buc�t�rie!
382
00:36:08,329 --> 00:36:10,995
Ne-am plictisit. Ce e locul �sta?
383
00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:15,370
- Pot s� beau asta?
- Vrei s� explodezi?
384
00:36:16,995 --> 00:36:20,079
- Gru!
- Trece�i �napoi �n buc�t�rie!
385
00:36:20,162 --> 00:36:22,287
- Te joci cu noi?
- Nu.
386
00:36:22,704 --> 00:36:24,912
- De ce?
- Pentru c� sunt ocupat.
387
00:36:24,995 --> 00:36:26,579
Cu ce?
388
00:36:27,995 --> 00:36:29,620
Bine, m-ai prins.
389
00:36:29,704 --> 00:36:32,454
Chestia cu dentistul e
mai mult ca un hobby.
390
00:36:33,037 --> 00:36:35,454
�n realitate, sunt spion.
391
00:36:35,954 --> 00:36:39,120
E ultrasecret
�i n-ai voie s� spui nim�nui,
392
00:36:39,204 --> 00:36:41,287
- ...pentru c� dac� spui...
- Asta ce face?
393
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:46,287
Hei!
394
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,579
Unicornul meu!
395
00:36:48,912 --> 00:36:50,580
Trebuie s�-l repari.
396
00:36:50,663 --> 00:36:55,955
S�-l repar? Uite, a fost dezintegrat.
Prin defini�ie, nu poate fi reparat.
397
00:37:01,246 --> 00:37:03,413
Asta m� sperie. Ce face?
398
00:37:03,496 --> 00:37:06,663
κi �ine respira�ia p�n� prime�te altul.
399
00:37:08,038 --> 00:37:11,455
E doar o juc�rie. �nceteaz�!
400
00:37:13,746 --> 00:37:15,871
Bine, �l repar!
401
00:37:16,288 --> 00:37:18,246
Tim! Mark! Phil!
402
00:37:20,913 --> 00:37:22,163
Asta e foarte important.
403
00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:25,746
Trebuie s�-i aduce�i feti�ei
un nou unicorn.
404
00:37:31,788 --> 00:37:33,663
Hei, o juc�rie!
405
00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:36,955
Duce�i-v� repede!
406
00:37:37,038 --> 00:37:38,205
Ce sunt �ia?
407
00:37:38,288 --> 00:37:41,455
Sunt... verii mei.
408
00:37:42,288 --> 00:37:43,830
Jerry! Stuart!
409
00:37:44,913 --> 00:37:47,913
P�zi�i-le �i �ine�i-le
departe de mine, v� rog.
410
00:38:29,246 --> 00:38:31,621
�NCEARC�-M�
411
00:39:12,621 --> 00:39:15,330
- A fost ideea v�rului t�u.
- Ce?
412
00:39:15,705 --> 00:39:17,205
Gata, la culcare.
413
00:39:20,496 --> 00:39:21,955
Nu �i voi doi!
414
00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:28,206
Hopa sus, �n p�tu�!
Gata, �nvelite. Vise pl�cute.
415
00:39:30,122 --> 00:39:31,956
Doar ca s� �tii,
416
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,997
n-o s� fii niciodat� tat�l meu.
417
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,664
Cred c� pot �ndura asta.
418
00:39:38,331 --> 00:39:40,164
Paturile astea sunt f�cute din bombe?
419
00:39:40,706 --> 00:39:44,872
Da, dar sunt foarte vechi.
E foarte pu�in probabil s� sar� �n aer.
420
00:39:45,789 --> 00:39:49,039
- Dar �ncearc� s� nu te zv�rcole�ti.
- Marf�!
421
00:39:49,997 --> 00:39:53,164
- Ne cite�ti o poveste la culcare?
- Nu.
422
00:39:53,247 --> 00:39:56,331
Dar altfel nu putem adormi.
423
00:39:56,414 --> 00:40:00,039
Ei bine, atunci o s� ave�i
o noapte lung�, nu-i a�a?
424
00:40:00,872 --> 00:40:04,497
A�a c� noapte bun�, vise pl�cute,
puricii s� v� s�rute.
425
00:40:04,581 --> 00:40:08,456
Pentru c� sunt cu miile.
426
00:40:09,539 --> 00:40:12,664
�i probabil e ceva �i �n dulap.
427
00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:16,414
Glume�te doar, Agnes.
428
00:40:38,664 --> 00:40:40,581
E frumos.
429
00:41:08,956 --> 00:41:11,414
Haide�i, fetelor!
430
00:41:11,497 --> 00:41:14,331
E timpul s� livra�i fursecurile!
431
00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:17,956
Bine, dar �nt�i mergem la cursul de dans.
432
00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:20,997
De fapt, va trebui s� s�rim
peste cursul de dans azi.
433
00:41:21,081 --> 00:41:25,622
De fapt, nu putem s� s�rim
peste cursul de dans azi.
434
00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:27,706
Urmeaz� un recital important.
435
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:31,039
- Facem un extras din Lacul lebedelor.
- Da, Lacul lebedelor.
436
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,872
Asta e fantastic! Minunat!
437
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:37,039
Dar o s� livr�m fursecuri! Haide�i!
438
00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,247
Nu.
439
00:41:41,122 --> 00:41:42,164
Nu?
440
00:41:42,247 --> 00:41:45,456
Nu livr�m fursecuri
p�n� nu mergem la cursul de dans.
441
00:41:45,539 --> 00:41:46,664
Serios?
442
00:41:46,747 --> 00:41:50,456
Ei bine, n-am s� v� duc la cursul de dans.
443
00:41:50,539 --> 00:41:55,914
Dac� vre�i s� merge�i,
va trebui s� merge�i singurele pe jos.
444
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,165
- Ce face�i?
- Mergem la cursul de dans.
445
00:42:05,248 --> 00:42:07,207
Da? Bine, fie.
446
00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:11,165
Merge�i, pentru c� eu n-am s� v� duc!
447
00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,457
Bine.
448
00:42:13,915 --> 00:42:16,415
O s� sim�i�i m�nia lui Gru!
449
00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:18,915
Serios, o s� num�r p�n� la trei!
450
00:42:18,998 --> 00:42:20,957
A�i face bine s� fi�i �n ma�ina asta!
451
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,665
�ncep! Unu! Doi!
452
00:42:24,748 --> 00:42:28,332
Trei... patru... �i cinci.
453
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:31,332
�i ridica�i, �i �ntinde�i.
454
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:33,998
�i unu, �i doi...
455
00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:36,207
- Poftim.
- Ce e?
456
00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:39,832
Biletul la recitalul de dans. Vii, nu?
457
00:42:39,915 --> 00:42:41,582
Fire�te!
458
00:42:41,665 --> 00:42:44,790
Stau ca pe ace.
459
00:42:44,873 --> 00:42:46,748
Juri pe ro�u?
460
00:42:47,957 --> 00:42:51,165
Da. �njur pe ro�u.
461
00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:09,040
Bine. Primul nostru client e un om
pe nume Vector.
462
00:43:09,123 --> 00:43:10,873
Dar el e cu V.
463
00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,915
�tii tu, ar trebui s� �ncepem de la A.
464
00:43:12,998 --> 00:43:14,915
Dup� aia trecem la B, apoi...
465
00:43:14,998 --> 00:43:19,915
Da, am fost �i eu la gr�dini��.
�tiu alfabetul!
466
00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:25,248
M� g�ndeam
467
00:43:25,332 --> 00:43:29,082
c� ar fi frumos
s�-l servim pe dl Vector mai �nt�i.
468
00:43:29,165 --> 00:43:30,790
At�ta tot.
469
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,582
Aproape s-a terminat.
470
00:43:38,665 --> 00:43:42,915
Fetelor, bun venit
la fort�rea�a Vector-itudinii!
471
00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:46,415
Ave�i fursecuri pentru mine?
472
00:43:48,998 --> 00:43:52,707
COOKIEBOT OS
VERSIUNEA 1.7
473
00:43:54,123 --> 00:43:56,141
Patru cutii de mini-mentosane,
dou� cutii de caramele,
474
00:43:56,165 --> 00:44:00,873
dou� cu cran� de caramel
�i 15 cutii de nucu�oare de cocos.
475
00:44:00,957 --> 00:44:04,540
Exact. A� vrea s� mai v�d pe cineva
comand�nd at�tea dulciuri.
476
00:44:04,623 --> 00:44:05,707
Improbabil.
477
00:44:05,790 --> 00:44:08,058
Zice�i-mi o persoan�
care a comandat mai multe dec�t mine.
478
00:44:08,082 --> 00:44:10,998
- 52 de dolari.
- Da.
479
00:44:15,623 --> 00:44:17,415
�INT� FIXAT�
480
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,790
�apte... opt... nou�...
481
00:44:22,665 --> 00:44:25,248
Tic-Tac... Unde eram?
482
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:28,540
�apte... opt... nou�...
483
00:44:28,623 --> 00:44:30,415
De ce por�i pijama?
484
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,791
Asta nu e pijama!
E un costum de �nc�lzire.
485
00:44:41,624 --> 00:44:43,142
INTRARE: DEZACTIVAT
AP�RARE: DEZACTIVAT
486
00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:45,006
PERIMETRU: DEZACTIVAT
U�A SEIFULUI: DEZACTIVAT�
487
00:44:51,499 --> 00:44:53,833
- Pentru ce te �nc�lze�ti?
- Chestii.
488
00:44:53,916 --> 00:44:57,458
- Ce fel de chestii?
- Chestii super-�mechere. Nu �tii tu.
489
00:44:57,541 --> 00:45:01,916
- Ca dormitul?
- Nu e pijama!
490
00:45:13,749 --> 00:45:16,958
Poftim. 52 de verzi�ori.
491
00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:36,541
Pa!
492
00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:31,833
Haide!
493
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,249
Potole�te-te, pe�te!
494
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:08,375
Jos, b�iete!
495
00:47:31,417 --> 00:47:34,750
Am reu�it! Hai, fetelor, s� mergem!
496
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:45,792
Dar ceilal�i care au comandat fursecuri?
497
00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:48,584
Via�a e plin� dezam�giri
498
00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:50,417
pentru unii oameni.
499
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,667
Nu face asta!
500
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:00,750
Parcul de super distrac�ii!
Putem merge? Te rog!
501
00:48:01,167 --> 00:48:02,250
Nu.
502
00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:04,834
Dar n-am fost niciodat�.
E cel mai distractiv loc de pe p�m�nt!
503
00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:05,959
Nu-mi pas�.
504
00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:07,167
Te rug�m!
505
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,875
N-o s� mai cerem niciodat� nimic!
506
00:48:08,959 --> 00:48:11,000
- Te rug�m frumos!
- Te rug�m!
507
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,625
LA REVEDERE
508
00:48:18,209 --> 00:48:20,125
- Haide!
- Haide!
509
00:48:20,709 --> 00:48:23,000
S-a aprins becule�ul.
510
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,542
Haide�i!
511
00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:32,584
Pa! Distrac�ie pl�cut�!
512
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:35,042
REVENI�I �N CUR�ND
513
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,542
�mi pare r�u, prietene.
Nu se pot da f�r� un adult.
514
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,042
Ce?
515
00:49:32,959 --> 00:49:34,292
LUA�I DISTRAC�IA ACAS�!
516
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,918
Doamne!
517
00:49:39,001 --> 00:49:41,460
Uite ce unicorn pufos!
518
00:49:44,210 --> 00:49:48,043
- E at�t de pufos, c�-mi vine s� mor!
- Trebuie s� juc�m ca s�-l c�tig�m!
519
00:49:48,126 --> 00:49:51,210
- Nu.
- Haide!
520
00:49:52,751 --> 00:49:55,293
C�t e unicornul pufos?
521
00:49:56,501 --> 00:49:58,418
Nu e de v�nzare,
522
00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:03,460
dar tot ce trebuie s� faci ca s�-l c�tigi
e s� dobori micu�a nav� spa�ial� de acolo.
523
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,460
E u�or!
524
00:50:13,835 --> 00:50:15,126
Ura!
525
00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,460
UCIGA� SPA�IAL
526
00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:19,293
SUNTE�I GATA?
JUCA�I!
527
00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:27,043
STOP
A�I PIERDUT
528
00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:28,335
Din nou!
529
00:50:29,043 --> 00:50:31,501
- Stai!
- Hai, �nc� o dat�!
530
00:50:31,585 --> 00:50:32,751
Doar o dat�.
531
00:50:32,835 --> 00:50:35,168
Am �nchis din gre�eal� ochii.
532
00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,501
- Am lovit-o!
- Ce tare!
533
00:50:52,626 --> 00:50:54,085
STOP
A�I PIERDUT
534
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,835
Stai, ce-a fost asta?
535
00:51:00,585 --> 00:51:03,710
A nimerit-o. Am v�zut cu ochii mei.
536
00:51:03,793 --> 00:51:06,543
Hai s�-�i explic ceva, amice.
537
00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:11,168
Vezi nava aia spa�ial� micu��?
Vezi c� nu e dobor�t�?
538
00:51:11,251 --> 00:51:14,085
�tii ce �nseamn� asta, maestre?
539
00:51:14,168 --> 00:51:17,710
�nseamn� c� nu prime�ti unicornul!
540
00:51:19,835 --> 00:51:21,710
Ne-am �ncruntat!
541
00:51:21,793 --> 00:51:24,210
Mai mult noroc data viitoare!
542
00:51:26,418 --> 00:51:29,126
Bine. R�ndul meu.
543
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:53,085
Dobor�t�!
544
00:51:57,418 --> 00:52:00,335
- E at�t de pufos!
- Da!
545
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,793
- A fost bestial.
- Ai spulberat tot!
546
00:52:04,876 --> 00:52:07,251
Hai s� �ncerc�m alt joc!
547
00:52:14,294 --> 00:52:16,711
Gru, putem sta pu�in de vorb�?
548
00:52:17,461 --> 00:52:19,711
Bine, fetelor, duce�i-v� la joac�.
549
00:52:27,294 --> 00:52:29,586
Am luat raza reductoare!
550
00:52:32,211 --> 00:52:34,419
Vat� pe b��!
551
00:52:35,419 --> 00:52:39,377
Avem 12 zile
p�n� luna e �n pozi�ia optim�.
552
00:52:39,461 --> 00:52:41,586
Nu ne putem permite s� ne l�s�m distra�i!
553
00:52:43,336 --> 00:52:44,586
Sun�-l pe Perkins.
554
00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:54,752
�mi pare r�u, dle Perkins,
555
00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:58,794
dar m-am g�ndit
c� a�i vrea s� vede�i... asta!
556
00:52:59,586 --> 00:53:00,711
Ce?
557
00:53:13,252 --> 00:53:15,752
Bravo, Gru. E chiar impresionant.
558
00:53:15,836 --> 00:53:18,836
Restul planului e simplu.
559
00:53:19,461 --> 00:53:23,211
Zbor pe Lun�. Mic�orez Luna.
560
00:53:23,294 --> 00:53:27,002
�n�fac Luna. M� pun pe bud�...
561
00:53:27,086 --> 00:53:28,711
Ce?
562
00:53:28,794 --> 00:53:30,919
Scuze!
563
00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:34,127
M� scuza�i o secund�, v� rog?
564
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:38,711
V-am spus de o mie de ori
s� nu v� atinge�i de lucrurile mele!
565
00:53:38,794 --> 00:53:42,502
- Putem comanda pizza?
- Pizza? Abia a�i m�ncat de pr�nz.
566
00:53:42,586 --> 00:53:45,377
- Nu acum, la cin�.
- Cin�?
567
00:53:45,461 --> 00:53:48,294
Bine, fie. Dar pleca�i de aici!
568
00:53:48,377 --> 00:53:50,211
Putem lua blat cu br�nz�?
569
00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:54,377
- Blat cu br�nz�!
- V� bag pe to�i �n br�nz�!
570
00:53:56,377 --> 00:53:57,752
E�ti haios!
571
00:53:57,836 --> 00:54:00,586
Numai s� nu mai ie�i�i din camera aia!
572
00:54:01,127 --> 00:54:02,169
Bine.
573
00:54:03,086 --> 00:54:06,502
�mi cer scuze pentru asta.
Unde r�m�seser�m?
574
00:54:06,586 --> 00:54:08,169
St�teai pe bud�.
575
00:54:08,252 --> 00:54:12,794
Nu! �mi pare r�u.
Am �ncercat o glumi��.
576
00:54:12,877 --> 00:54:15,669
�tiu c�t v� place s� r�de�i.
577
00:54:18,127 --> 00:54:21,961
�n sinea dvs. �i dup� aia tare.
Ce voiam s� spun...
578
00:54:25,544 --> 00:54:29,961
- Nu pari foarte concentrat, Gru.
- Crede�i-m�, sunt perfect concentrat.
579
00:54:30,044 --> 00:54:32,086
- Bun�!
- Ce?
580
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:33,336
Tipul �la e uria�!
581
00:54:33,419 --> 00:54:34,836
Ce-s �ia? Copii?
582
00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:37,711
Ce face�i? V-am spus s� nu veni�i aici!
583
00:54:42,919 --> 00:54:45,294
- Nu!
- Raz� de �nghe�at!
584
00:54:45,377 --> 00:54:47,003
Dle Gru?
585
00:54:51,712 --> 00:54:53,045
Bine.
586
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:55,795
Cum spuneam...
587
00:54:55,878 --> 00:54:59,712
Nu e nevoie s� continui. Am v�zut destul.
588
00:54:59,795 --> 00:55:02,170
- Dar planul meu...
- E grozav.
589
00:55:02,253 --> 00:55:05,420
�mi place totul la planul t�u,
�n afar� de un lucru.
590
00:55:06,295 --> 00:55:07,628
De tine.
591
00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:14,503
Uite, mam�, am f�cut un desen
cu mine ateriz�nd pe Lun�!
592
00:55:17,587 --> 00:55:21,628
Uite, mam�, am f�cut un prototip
de rachet� din macaroane!
593
00:55:24,253 --> 00:55:28,628
Uite, mam�, am f�cut o rachet�
dup� prototipul din macaroane!
594
00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:44,253
- Nu �n�eleg.
- Hai s� vedem realitatea, Gru.
595
00:55:44,337 --> 00:55:49,087
Te-ai ocupat de asta de prea mult
timp, f�r� reu�ite prea mari.
596
00:55:49,295 --> 00:55:53,503
O s� ne punem speran�ele
�i banii �n cineva...
597
00:55:54,337 --> 00:55:57,587
- �ntr-un tic�los mai t�n�r.
- Dar eu...
598
00:55:57,670 --> 00:55:59,753
S-a terminat. La revedere, Gru.
599
00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,003
U�� DE SIGURAN��
600
00:56:20,962 --> 00:56:25,462
�tiu c� au umblat zvonuri
601
00:56:25,545 --> 00:56:28,837
c� banca nu ne mai finan�eaz�.
602
00:56:29,712 --> 00:56:32,503
Sunt aici s� le pun cap�t.
603
00:56:34,628 --> 00:56:36,587
Sunt adev�rate.
604
00:56:38,545 --> 00:56:40,753
�n ceea ce prive�te banii...
605
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,087
nu avem bani.
606
00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:46,753
Cum o s� ajungem pe Lun�?
607
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,753
R�spunsul e clar.
608
00:56:49,837 --> 00:56:51,420
N-o s� ajungem.
609
00:56:54,462 --> 00:56:56,753
Suntem pierdu�i.
610
00:56:58,003 --> 00:57:02,878
E probabil momentul potrivit
s� v� c�uta�i altceva de munc�.
611
00:57:04,503 --> 00:57:05,628
�tiu.
612
00:57:05,712 --> 00:57:10,920
Eu mi-am actualizat CV-ul
�i v� sugerez s� face�i la fel.
613
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,503
Ce e?
614
00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:18,753
Nu vezi c� sunt �n mijlocul
unui discurs motivant?
615
00:57:48,379 --> 00:57:49,754
Da!
616
00:57:49,838 --> 00:57:52,754
Da, o s� ne construim propria rachet�,
617
00:57:53,379 --> 00:57:56,921
folosind asta �i orice altceva putem g�si!
618
00:57:57,379 --> 00:58:01,046
Lua�i tot! La groapa de de�euri!
Dezmembra�i ma�inile!
619
00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:05,254
- Cine are nevoie de banc�?
- Haide�i!
620
00:58:07,921 --> 00:58:09,713
RACHETA SPA�IAL� 01
621
00:58:31,338 --> 00:58:32,754
STARE CRITIC�
622
00:58:36,671 --> 00:58:38,546
STABIL�
623
00:58:55,504 --> 00:58:57,504
Mam�! Ce faci aici?
624
00:58:57,588 --> 00:59:00,421
�i uita�i-l aici, �n cad�.
625
00:59:01,129 --> 00:59:02,796
Uita�i-v� la popone�ul lui.
626
00:59:05,129 --> 00:59:06,629
Mam�...
627
00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:08,088
Nu e frumos.
628
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:13,629
�i aici, �mbr�cat la patru ace.
629
00:59:14,296 --> 00:59:16,504
Arat� ca o fat�!
630
00:59:16,588 --> 00:59:19,754
Da, a�a e. Ca o fat� ur�t�!
631
00:59:42,588 --> 00:59:44,171
E�ti haios!
632
00:59:44,629 --> 00:59:46,088
LACUL LEBEDELOR
26 MAI
633
00:59:46,171 --> 00:59:47,338
FUR� LUNA!
634
00:59:57,672 --> 01:00:00,630
Da! A mea e ca un tip mort!
635
01:00:02,089 --> 01:00:05,172
STABIL�
636
01:00:05,797 --> 01:00:08,422
STARE CRITIC�
637
01:00:09,130 --> 01:00:10,380
PERICOL!
638
01:00:18,755 --> 01:00:21,297
Dle Perkins, fiul dvs. e aici.
639
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:23,214
S� intre.
640
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:26,047
Hei, tat�.
641
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,339
M-ai chemat?
642
01:00:28,422 --> 01:00:31,380
- Da, Victor.
- Nu mai sunt Victor.
643
01:00:31,464 --> 01:00:34,922
�sta era numele de tocilar.
Acum sunt Vector!
644
01:00:35,005 --> 01:00:36,339
Stai jos!
645
01:00:37,964 --> 01:00:42,755
- �tii unde e raza reductoare?
- Normal! La mine acas�.
646
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:45,714
Nu mai spune? La tine acas�? Asta e bine.
647
01:00:45,797 --> 01:00:50,089
B�nuiesc c� Gru are una exact la fel!
648
01:00:52,672 --> 01:00:55,922
Ce? Fetele alea mi-au v�ndut fursecuri!
649
01:00:56,214 --> 01:00:59,964
Ai idee c�t de profitabil
ar putea fi furtul �sta al Lunii?
650
01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,839
�i-am dat o �ans� unic� �n via��
651
01:01:01,922 --> 01:01:03,755
�i tu ai dat-o �n bar�!
652
01:01:04,630 --> 01:01:07,922
- Ba nu.
- Z�u?
653
01:01:08,339 --> 01:01:11,214
A�teapt� numai s� vad� Gru
ultima mea arm�.
654
01:01:11,297 --> 01:01:14,297
Lansatorul de sepii! O, da!
655
01:01:17,255 --> 01:01:19,422
Am o sepie pe fa��!
656
01:01:20,964 --> 01:01:22,255
Nu-�i face griji.
657
01:01:22,339 --> 01:01:25,589
Luna e ca �i a noastr�.
658
01:01:28,464 --> 01:01:29,964
Haide�i, la culcare.
659
01:01:30,047 --> 01:01:33,214
Te-ai sp�lat pe din�i? Ia s� miros.
660
01:01:33,839 --> 01:01:35,214
Nu te-ai sp�lat!
661
01:01:35,297 --> 01:01:39,380
Pune�i-v� pijamalele.
Stai nemi�cat�. Nu glumesc!
662
01:01:39,464 --> 01:01:43,964
E timpul s� v� culca�i. Acum.
Nu glumesc. Vorbesc serios!
663
01:01:44,047 --> 01:01:46,797
- Dar nu suntem obosite!
- Eu sunt.
664
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,089
Ne cite�ti o poveste la culcare?
665
01:01:52,964 --> 01:01:54,339
Nu.
666
01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:55,672
Te rog frumos!
667
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:59,589
Apari�ia cuvintelor "te rog"
nu schimb� nimic.
668
01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:03,964
- R�spunsul e tot "nu". Culca�i-v�.
- Dar nu putem, suntem agitate!
669
01:02:04,047 --> 01:02:08,547
�i f�r� o poveste la culcare,
o s� ne trezim �i o s� te s�c�im.
670
01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:09,714
Toat� noaptea.
671
01:02:11,922 --> 01:02:13,172
Bine.
672
01:02:14,214 --> 01:02:17,214
Bine. Pisicu�ele somnoroase.
673
01:02:17,672 --> 01:02:19,005
Pisicu�ele somnoroase?
674
01:02:19,422 --> 01:02:20,839
- Ce sunt astea?
- Marionete.
675
01:02:21,297 --> 01:02:23,589
Le folose�ti c�nd spui povestea.
676
01:02:30,673 --> 01:02:33,215
Bine, hai s� termin�m odat� cu asta.
677
01:02:33,715 --> 01:02:37,965
"Trei pisicu�e pe joac� s-au pus
�i nu s-au oprit p�n' la apus."
678
01:02:38,048 --> 01:02:42,465
"Mama lor a ie�it �i le-a spus
s� se duc� �n culcu�."
679
01:02:42,548 --> 01:02:46,423
Ce porc�rie! V� place asta?
680
01:02:46,506 --> 01:02:47,965
Cite�te mai departe.
681
01:02:48,756 --> 01:02:51,131
- Haide!
- Bine.
682
01:02:51,215 --> 01:02:53,840
"Pisicu�ele au protestat pe loc:
683
01:02:53,923 --> 01:02:56,256
"Mami, dar nu suntem obosite deloc!"
684
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:58,881
Mama z�mbe�te �i, torc�nd, le �mbie
685
01:02:58,965 --> 01:03:02,631
m�car bl�ni�a s� �i-o perie."
686
01:03:02,715 --> 01:03:04,881
Acum perii blana.
687
01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:08,340
Asta e literatur�?
688
01:03:08,423 --> 01:03:11,673
�i un copil de doi ani
putea scrie asta. Bine.
689
01:03:12,215 --> 01:03:15,215
"Trei pisicu�e cu bl�ni�a periat�
690
01:03:15,298 --> 01:03:18,715
�nc� refuz� s� se culce de-ndat�!
691
01:03:18,798 --> 01:03:21,881
"Mama cu o voce de miere le ia
692
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:24,881
m�car laptele s� �i-l bea."
693
01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:27,298
Acum pune-le s� bea lapte.
694
01:03:31,631 --> 01:03:35,548
Nu-mi place cartea asta.
�ine la nesf�r�it.
695
01:03:35,631 --> 01:03:41,965
"Trei pisicu�e, odat� laptele g�tat,
la ochi s-au frecat �i larg au c�scat."
696
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:54,131
"Nu putem dormi, nici m�car �ncerca!
�i-atunci mama se puse a le c�nta."
697
01:03:54,215 --> 01:03:59,965
"Noapte bun�, �nchide�i ochi�orii.
�i dormi�i lini�tite p�n� vin zorii."
698
01:04:00,548 --> 01:04:03,756
"De�i c�nd dormi�i, somnul ne desparte...
699
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,590
M�mica... v� iube�te din inim� pe toate.""
700
01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:14,923
Sf�r�it! Bine, noapte bun�!
701
01:04:15,965 --> 01:04:18,215
- Stai!
- Ce?
702
01:04:18,298 --> 01:04:20,173
Nu ne pupi de noapte bun�?
703
01:04:22,131 --> 01:04:25,881
Nu, f�r� pupici,
f�r� �mbr��i��ri, f�r� pupici.
704
01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:31,381
N-o s� ne pupe de noapte bun�, Agnes.
705
01:04:32,006 --> 01:04:35,465
- Mie-mi place de el. E dr�gu�.
- Dar �nfrico��tor.
706
01:04:36,715 --> 01:04:38,006
Ca Mo� Cr�ciun!
707
01:04:48,381 --> 01:04:49,506
FAMILIA GRU
708
01:04:56,506 --> 01:05:00,756
Numai 48 de ore p�n� la lansare
�i toate sistemele sunt func�ionale.
709
01:05:03,007 --> 01:05:04,674
Apropo de asta...
710
01:05:05,174 --> 01:05:09,424
M� g�ndeam
dac� n-am putea muta data jafului.
711
01:05:09,507 --> 01:05:15,091
Spune-mi, te rog, c� nu din cauza
recitalului de dans al fetelor, nu?
712
01:05:15,174 --> 01:05:17,382
Nu!
713
01:05:17,466 --> 01:05:20,507
Recitalul? Nu... aia e o prostie!
714
01:05:20,632 --> 01:05:25,507
Mi se pare doar cam ciudat
s� o facem �ntr-o s�mb�t�.
715
01:05:25,591 --> 01:05:31,174
M� g�ndeam c�, poate, un jaf e o chestie
care se face mar�ea, nu?
716
01:05:31,882 --> 01:05:35,507
Gru, lucr�m la asta de ani de zile!
717
01:05:35,591 --> 01:05:37,674
E tot ce am visat!
718
01:05:37,757 --> 01:05:39,716
�ansa ta s� intri �n istorie!
719
01:05:39,799 --> 01:05:43,007
S� devii omul care a furat Luna!
720
01:05:43,091 --> 01:05:46,882
Dar fetele astea au �nceput
s�-�i distrag� aten�ia!
721
01:05:46,966 --> 01:05:48,299
Trebuie s� dispar�.
722
01:05:49,049 --> 01:05:53,049
Dac� nu faci ceva �n privin�a asta,
atunci am s� fac eu.
723
01:05:54,716 --> 01:05:56,382
�n�eleg.
724
01:05:58,882 --> 01:06:00,382
Bine.
725
01:06:03,507 --> 01:06:04,674
Fund.
726
01:06:07,882 --> 01:06:09,091
Fund.
727
01:06:21,674 --> 01:06:22,841
Fund.
728
01:06:24,716 --> 01:06:28,466
Bine. Acum, c�nd ciocnim paharele,
729
01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:31,216
o s� facem sunetul de clinchet din gur�.
730
01:06:31,299 --> 01:06:33,591
- E�ti gata? Edith?
- Cling!
731
01:06:33,674 --> 01:06:35,674
A�a. Acum bem.
732
01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:38,632
- �i Agnes? Cling!
- Cling!
733
01:06:38,716 --> 01:06:40,091
Foarte bine!
734
01:06:41,799 --> 01:06:44,674
- Scuza�i-m�, fetelor.
- Haide!
735
01:06:44,757 --> 01:06:48,299
Nu v� face�i griji, m� �ntorc.
Voi ciocni�i mai departe.
736
01:06:52,257 --> 01:06:54,132
Dr� Hattie! Ce face�i aici?
737
01:06:54,216 --> 01:06:58,132
Am venit dup� fete. Am primit
un telefon c� vre�i s� le da�i �napoi.
738
01:07:00,716 --> 01:07:05,007
�i, pe l�ng� asta, am cump�rat
un dic�ionar de spaniol�.
739
01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:11,091
- Nu mi-a pl�cut ce-a�i spus.
- Dar...
740
01:07:17,382 --> 01:07:19,966
O s� preg�tesc fetele.
741
01:07:29,841 --> 01:07:32,299
N-o l�sa s� ne ia, dle Gru!
742
01:07:33,549 --> 01:07:37,508
- Spune-i c� vrei s� ne p�strezi.
- Bine, fetelor. Hai s� mergem.
743
01:07:37,592 --> 01:07:40,092
La revedere, dle Gru. Mersi pentru tot.
744
01:07:56,217 --> 01:07:58,300
Am f�cut-o pentru binele t�u.
745
01:07:58,675 --> 01:08:01,758
Haide! Hai s� lu�m Luna aia.
746
01:08:03,592 --> 01:08:04,675
Da.
747
01:08:29,550 --> 01:08:31,508
CUTIA RU�INII
748
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,383
�sta pentru ce e?
749
01:09:24,050 --> 01:09:25,342
Recitalul?
750
01:09:25,425 --> 01:09:28,675
Sunt cea mai mare minte criminal�
a secolului.
751
01:09:28,758 --> 01:09:32,842
Nu m� duc la recitaluri de dans
de feti�e mici!
752
01:09:53,675 --> 01:09:58,633
Deschid u�ile pun�ii de lansare.
Ini�iez secven�a de lansare.
753
01:09:58,717 --> 01:10:03,717
�i puteam lansa... �n zece secunde.
754
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:09,259
Zece, nou�, opt, �apte,
755
01:10:09,343 --> 01:10:10,384
�ase...
756
01:10:36,468 --> 01:10:37,718
Da!
757
01:10:39,676 --> 01:10:42,218
Bun� treab�, doctore.
Toate sistemele sunt activate.
758
01:10:42,634 --> 01:10:43,718
Ura!
759
01:10:54,968 --> 01:10:56,551
Costumul meu de zbor.
760
01:10:58,301 --> 01:11:01,468
Da! �nc� o dat�, m�re�ul Vec...
761
01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:28,009
Am luat-o!
762
01:12:29,509 --> 01:12:32,343
Am luat Luna!
763
01:12:40,634 --> 01:12:42,551
LACUL LEBEDELOR
26 MAI
764
01:12:50,344 --> 01:12:51,844
Pot ajunge!
765
01:12:59,094 --> 01:13:01,427
- Ia stai pu�in!
- Kevin!
766
01:13:04,552 --> 01:13:06,135
Haide!
767
01:13:14,385 --> 01:13:18,510
- �nc� n-a venit!
- De ce-ar veni? A renun�at la noi.
768
01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:20,135
Dar a jurat pe ro�u!
769
01:13:20,219 --> 01:13:22,969
Fetelor... la locuri!
770
01:13:23,052 --> 01:13:25,844
Nu putem �ncepe, a�tept�m pe cineva.
771
01:13:25,927 --> 01:13:28,302
Mai putem a�tepta c�teva minute?
772
01:13:32,135 --> 01:13:34,552
Bine. Dar doar c�teva minute.
773
01:13:34,635 --> 01:13:36,719
Nu vine, fetelor.
774
01:13:40,177 --> 01:13:42,177
Gru! Gru, m� auzi?
775
01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:48,052
Repede, trebuie s�-l avertiz�m. �i repede!
776
01:14:23,052 --> 01:14:25,052
Bine, uite biblioteca.
777
01:14:25,135 --> 01:14:27,844
E pe strada trei, spre studioul de dans!
778
01:14:27,927 --> 01:14:29,344
Uite-l!
779
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,219
�mi pare r�u, prietene.
Spectacolul s-a terminat.
780
01:15:09,552 --> 01:15:11,177
S-a terminat?
781
01:15:22,095 --> 01:15:23,595
TAT�L LUI MARGO EDITH �I AGNES
782
01:15:42,428 --> 01:15:44,095
ADUCE�I LUNA!
V
783
01:15:49,136 --> 01:15:50,636
Vector, deschide!
784
01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:54,886
Mai �nt�i, d�-mi Luna. Dup� aia vorbim.
785
01:16:08,470 --> 01:16:10,970
- Dle Gru!
- Clon�ul mic, Happy Meal!
786
01:16:11,053 --> 01:16:12,553
Acum, fetele.
787
01:16:12,636 --> 01:16:17,011
De fapt, cred c� o s� le mai �in un pic.
788
01:16:17,095 --> 01:16:18,136
Nu!
789
01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:20,886
Da! Imprevizibil!
790
01:16:21,595 --> 01:16:23,095
Ascult� cu aten�ie, golanule.
791
01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:26,511
C�nd ajung acolo,
o s� te a�tepte chinurile iadului!
792
01:16:27,803 --> 01:16:29,636
Ce fric� �mi e!
793
01:16:33,095 --> 01:16:34,928
O s� te snopeasc�!
794
01:16:51,011 --> 01:16:52,095
BLOCAT
795
01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:17,095
Ce? Mi-a lovit rechinul?
796
01:17:17,178 --> 01:17:18,345
NAVET� DE SALVARE
797
01:17:43,845 --> 01:17:44,970
Uite-l!
798
01:17:50,887 --> 01:17:52,137
�ine-te, Gru.
799
01:17:57,471 --> 01:17:58,762
Nu!
800
01:18:09,096 --> 01:18:10,929
Vector are fetele. Haide!
801
01:18:14,929 --> 01:18:16,596
Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu nava? E iar mare!
802
01:18:16,679 --> 01:18:19,429
- Nu c�t o s� fie Luna de mare!
- Ce?
803
01:18:19,512 --> 01:18:24,596
Cu c�t un obiect e mai mare, cu at�t
efectul mic�or�rii se duce mai repede!
804
01:18:24,679 --> 01:18:27,596
Eu �i spun "Principiul lui Nefario".
805
01:18:27,679 --> 01:18:29,596
De fapt, acum mi-a venit ideea.
806
01:18:30,429 --> 01:18:31,929
Nu!
807
01:18:32,012 --> 01:18:34,262
ADOR R�UL
808
01:18:37,971 --> 01:18:39,304
A�i v�zut asta?
809
01:18:39,429 --> 01:18:42,137
- Vector! Ajutor!
- Vector!
810
01:18:42,221 --> 01:18:43,429
Aici!
811
01:18:43,512 --> 01:18:45,137
Ce face�i acolo?
812
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,262
Luna!
813
01:19:02,429 --> 01:19:03,471
Aten�ie!
814
01:19:07,304 --> 01:19:09,096
Apropie-te c�t po�i.
815
01:19:09,929 --> 01:19:11,221
A�a.
816
01:19:17,179 --> 01:19:18,221
�NAPOI
817
01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,762
- Dle Gru, aici!
- Dle Gru!
818
01:19:29,846 --> 01:19:31,929
Bine, fetelor! Fetelor!
819
01:19:32,012 --> 01:19:34,721
- Va trebui s� s�ri�i.
- S� s�rim?!
820
01:19:34,804 --> 01:19:38,221
- Ai �nnebunit?
- Nu v� face�i griji, v� prind eu.
821
01:19:39,137 --> 01:19:40,554
Ne-ai dat �napoi!
822
01:19:40,637 --> 01:19:44,804
�tiu. �i e cea mai mare gre�eal�
pe care am f�cut-o vreodat�!
823
01:19:45,387 --> 01:19:47,304
Dar acum trebuie s� s�ri�i.
824
01:19:47,887 --> 01:19:49,971
O s� fie bine.
825
01:19:54,929 --> 01:19:55,971
Bun, fetelor.
826
01:19:58,054 --> 01:19:59,554
S�ri�i acum!
827
01:20:04,554 --> 01:20:06,846
Margo, o s� te prind!
828
01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:10,554
�i n-o s� te mai p�r�sesc niciodat�!
829
01:20:20,179 --> 01:20:22,221
- Nu a�a repede!
- Nu!
830
01:20:22,304 --> 01:20:23,554
D�-mi drumul!
831
01:20:27,513 --> 01:20:28,597
Margo!
832
01:20:34,388 --> 01:20:36,597
Vin, Margo! �ine-te bine!
833
01:21:05,555 --> 01:21:07,055
Te-am prins.
834
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:26,305
Nu!
835
01:21:43,513 --> 01:21:44,763
O, r�h��el.
836
01:21:45,847 --> 01:21:47,680
De data asta, binele triumf�
837
01:21:47,763 --> 01:21:51,180
�i Luna e �napoiat� pe cer,
la locul cuvenit.
838
01:21:51,263 --> 01:21:55,888
Dar �nc� o dat�, for�ele de poli�ie
r�m�n nedumerite la �ntrebarea
839
01:21:55,972 --> 01:21:57,763
cine este acest misterios erou?
840
01:21:57,847 --> 01:21:59,805
�i ce va face �n continuare?
841
01:22:00,347 --> 01:22:02,138
Bine, fetelor, la culcare.
842
01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:05,930
- Haide! Vrem o poveste!
- Trei pisicu�e somnoroase!
843
01:22:06,013 --> 01:22:10,263
�mi pare r�u. Cartea aia a fost distrus�
din gre�eal� cu premeditare.
844
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,888
�n seara asta o s� citim o carte nou�.
845
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:17,180
Asta se nume�te...
846
01:22:17,263 --> 01:22:20,972
Un unicorn mare, de... Cine a scris-o?
847
01:22:21,763 --> 01:22:25,472
Eu! Eu am scris-o.
Uita�i, e o carte cu marionete!
848
01:22:26,263 --> 01:22:27,972
Fi�i atente la asta.
849
01:22:29,138 --> 01:22:30,972
�sta e cornul!
850
01:22:34,972 --> 01:22:37,055
Asta o s� fie
cea mai tare carte dintotdeauna!
851
01:22:37,138 --> 01:22:41,930
Nu c� a� vrea s� m� laud,
dar, da, probabil c� a�a va fi.
852
01:22:42,013 --> 01:22:43,097
S� �ncepem.
853
01:22:43,180 --> 01:22:46,180
"Un unicorn mare, liber �i v�njos,
854
01:22:46,263 --> 01:22:48,972
se credea c�t se poate de norocos."
855
01:22:50,305 --> 01:22:53,763
"Apoi trei pisicu�e au ap�rut
856
01:22:54,097 --> 01:22:57,847
�i via�a un haos i-au f�cut."
857
01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:01,931
- Hei, aia arat� ca mine!
- Nu, ce tot spui? Astea-s pisicu�e!
858
01:23:02,014 --> 01:23:05,764
Orice asem�nare cu vreo persoan�,
vie sau moart�, e pur� coinciden��.
859
01:23:09,306 --> 01:23:11,681
"L-au f�cut s� r�d�."
860
01:23:11,764 --> 01:23:13,973
"L-au f�cut s� pl�ng�."
861
01:23:16,223 --> 01:23:18,681
"N-ar fi trebuit s� fug�."
862
01:23:19,514 --> 01:23:24,098
"�i acum �tie c� nu s-ar putea
desp�r�i niciodat�
863
01:23:24,181 --> 01:23:26,764
de acele trei mici pisicu�e...
864
01:23:27,264 --> 01:23:30,181
care l-au schimbat."
865
01:23:30,264 --> 01:23:32,348
"Sf�r�it."
866
01:23:32,431 --> 01:23:34,764
Bun, bine. Noapte bun�.
867
01:23:58,098 --> 01:23:59,723
Te iubesc.
868
01:24:00,264 --> 01:24:01,973
�i eu te iubesc.
869
01:24:11,306 --> 01:24:13,139
Nu!
870
01:24:15,348 --> 01:24:16,473
Bine.
871
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:23,681
Pe tine nu te-am pupat deja?
872
01:24:57,473 --> 01:24:59,473
E foarte bine!
873
01:24:59,556 --> 01:25:02,514
Sunt at�t de m�ndr� de tine, fiule.
874
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:05,556
Te-ai dovedit a fi un p�rinte grozav.
875
01:25:06,681 --> 01:25:08,181
Exact ca mine.
876
01:25:08,764 --> 01:25:11,014
Poate chiar mai bun.
877
01:25:38,307 --> 01:25:40,015
Nu, mersi. Dansa�i voi.
878
01:25:41,765 --> 01:25:43,224
Nu!
879
01:27:22,890 --> 01:27:24,474
Hei, Carl!
880
01:27:28,724 --> 01:27:29,807
Nu.
881
01:27:29,890 --> 01:27:31,099
Eu!
882
01:27:32,432 --> 01:27:35,015
- John?
- Nu. Eu!
883
01:27:58,765 --> 01:27:59,807
O, r�h��el.
884
01:28:46,516 --> 01:28:47,725
Nu!
885
01:28:48,558 --> 01:28:50,016
Sta�i!
886
01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:52,600
Bun�, eu sunt Gru.
887
01:29:52,683 --> 01:29:55,683
�napoi la munc�!