【前情提要】
It's been called the most unpredictable 有史以来
general election in living memory. 最难预测的普选。
Let the people decide, but only the clever ones. 让人民决定，不过仅限聪明人。
You know Viktor Goraya. - We've got to get them out. -你认识维克多·戈拉亚。 - 我们得救他们出来。
We've got to get him into a country that grants asylum. 我们得把他弄进允许避难的国家。
But to do that, he's got to cross the border. 但那么做，他必须穿越边界。
You mean illegally? 你是说非法穿越？
We need the money. I'm the man who lost a million quid, remember? 我们需要钱。我可是损失了100万的人，记得吧？
What are the five jobs? Celeste said you had five. 那5份工作是啥？ 赛蕾丝忒说你有5份工作。
Don't use her name, not here. 在这儿，别提她的名字。
This is an extraordinary result. 真是出乎意料的结果。
They can come to me, 他们可以投靠我，
and I will decide. 我会决定。
This programme contains some strong language. 本节目含部分成人用语。
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
Has everyone got a glass? 人人都有杯子吗？
Bethany, you do the honours. 贝瑟尼，麻烦你了。
Signor, "sync devices." Signor，“同步设备。”
Happy New Year! 新年快乐！
No more than that. Hush now. 好了。安静。
It is my honour to say congratulations, 我很荣幸表示恭喜，
a very happy engagement to you both. 祝你俩订婚愉快。
Yeah, second time lucky, Dan. 是哦，二婚好合，丹。
Sorry, everyone. Happy new Year. 不好意思，大家伙。新年快乐。
You wouldn't believe how busy the roads are. 你们根本想不到，回这里的路多拥堵。
Hey, congratulations. 嘿，恭喜啦。
I can't believe you had to work. 我简直不相信你还得工作。
- Double pay. So, how are you? - Is that the new flat? - 两倍工资。你怎样？ - 新公寓么？
How is it? 怎样？
It's not a flat, it's a room in a house with 16 people. 不是公寓啦，就是一栋16人住的房子里面的一间而已。
Yeah, but it's in one of those tall back streets in the centre 是哦，但好歹是背街高楼，位于市中心
of Madrid, so... I mean, it's handy. 马德里市中心，所以，就还方便。
They are OK. They're mostly Somalis. 大家都还好。（住客）主要是索马里人。
The detention centres were full, so they pushed us out, 难民暂留中心人满为患，所以他们把我们赶出来了，
but, you know, it's better, I think. 但，你知道，这样更好，我觉得。
And are they all right 那他们对于
with two men getting married, Somalis? 俩男人结婚没异议么，那些索马里人？
Well, if you think about it, Muriel, Somalia's a Muslim country, 嗯，如果你细想，穆丽尔，索马里是穆斯林国家，
so obviously that's tricky. 所以明显同性婚姻很敏感。
That was my point, wasn't it? 我就这意思，不是么？
Well, now I've told you, so... 好吧，既然我都说了，那…
And it's greatly appreciated. 非常感谢。
All right, you two - ding-ding. - Just pointing out a fact. 够了啦，你俩 - 叮叮。 - 我就是指出事实。
- Which I have absorbed, thank you. - See what it's like? - 我也欣然领教，谢谢你。 - 瞧这一团和气像什么样？
I go to work to get out of the house. 我只有去上班，离开这个家。
The thing is, you lot, 事情就是，你们俩，
I've got a sort of announcement to make. 我可能有个事情要宣布。
They are never going to let Viktor back in the UK, 他们永远都不会让维克多回英国了，
so we thought, when he gets his residency here, 所以我们在想，一旦他在这里获得居留权，
well, it's obvious, really, I'll have to move out 嗯，很显然，我必须离开英国，
and become a Spanish citizen. 并且成为西班牙公民。
Yes! 棒！
I thought so. I said so. 我是这么想，这么说的。
That's brilliant, good move. 明智之举。
Yeah, but it takes about ten years for the whole process to happen. 是，走完所有的流程，大概会花10年左右。
That's ages, though. I'll be 25. 天长地久。到时我都25岁了。
Trust me, it flies past. It'll be here before know it. 信我，转瞬即逝。一眨眼就到了。
Will you still be alive? 那时你还健在吧？
Bethany! You can't say that. 贝瑟尼！你怎么说话的。
What kind of question is that? 这算哪门子问题？
But you had that radiation. 但是你被辐射了啊。
It's a very good question. 是个好问题。
I promise I will cling on for dear life to get a free drink 我保证我会赖皮不死
out of my brother. Good luck to all of us. 喝我兄弟的免费喜酒。大家好运。
And here's to you beautiful Spaniards. 敬你俩西班牙可人儿。
Yeah. Danny and Vic. 对，敬丹尼和维克。
Danny and Vic! 敬丹尼和维克！
To us. To us. 敬我们。敬我们。
It's on the Costa Brava, this little town. 这个小镇，在布拉瓦海岸。
And just outside, they've printed this village. 在镇子外面，他们打印了一整个村子。
This complete village - houses, squares - all 3D printed 一整村 - 房子，广场 - 全都是3D打印的。
on these clifftops, overlooking the sea. 在悬崖边上，俯瞰大海。
That's my job, housing. 那是我的工作，住房管理。
I could do that. 我可以做。
I could print whole towns, whole cities, right here in Spain. 我可以在这里，在西班牙，打印全镇，全城。
Costa del Danny. 丹尼海岸。
I never call you Danny. 我从来不会叫你丹尼。
I quite like it now. 我现在还蛮喜欢。
I hated it when I was a kid, but... 我小时候很讨厌，但是……
Danny. 丹尼。
Vicky! 维基！
That's no good! 好难听！
No. - Uh-uh? Uh-uh? 别叫。 - 啊哈？
Hola. 你好。
Buenos tardes, Vicky. 下午好，维基。
Sounds like a party. 听起来像聚会。
Spain's calling it the January Revolution, 西班牙人管这叫一月革命，
as the so-called People's Party, Nueva Esperanza, declares itself 因为所谓的民选政党，新希望党，宣称自己是
the new government. 新的政府。
Link TV, news channels, now! 连接电视，新闻频道，立刻！
The situation in Spain means a left-wing government 西班牙的现状意味着左翼政府
is being replaced by a far-left government. 如今被极左政府取代。
What can we do about Spain? 我们还能对西班牙做点啥？
Well, I'm stuck in the middle of a hung parliament. 如今，我夹在悬峙议会里。
There's nothing I can do. 我什么都做不了。
They're saying Nueva Esperanza has a policy of repatriation. 有人说新希望秉持遣返政策。
Anyone without citizenship is sent home. 没有公民权的人都会被送回老家。
I thought they were left-wing. 我以为他们是左翼呢。
You've got far-right, you've got far-left - 有极右派就有极左派 -
eventually you meet in the middle. 那么最终不偏不倚。
They won't let you into France. Where else can you go? 他们不让你入境法国。那么你还能去哪儿？
Outbreaks of violence in Athens as the country withdraws 暴力事件在雅典爆发，就在希腊从
from the eurozone, and the Grexit begins. 欧盟退出之际，希腊退欧开始。
Martial law has been declared as the government of Italy resigns. 意大利政府机构总辞职，举国进入戒严。
Hungary has been declared bankrupt. 匈牙利宣布国家破产。
The whole world is on fire. 整个世界水深火热。
How long have you got? 你有多长时间？
About an hour. 约莫一小时。
The United Nations has threatened to remove its headquarters 联合国威胁要把总部
from American soil. 从美国境内搬离。
After the suspension of same-sex marriage, 在悬而未决的同性婚姻立法之后，
the Supreme Court has overturned Roe versus Wade. 最高法院推翻了娄诉讼韦德一案。
There she is! No justice! 她在哪儿！毫无公正！
Go back, go back! Right, rewind. There she is. Oh, my God! 倒回去，倒回去！对，快退。 - 她在哪儿呢。我的天！
I've been banned from America, banned for life. 我被美国禁止入境了，众生禁止。
And the government does nothing. Exactly, that's what I keep saying. 政府毫无作为。 是啊，我一直都在说。
Ask the Home Office about Spain, they haven't got a policy. 跟内政部提西班牙，他们毫无对策。
Nothing. It's been eight weeks now. 什么政策都没有。这都八个星期了。
Don't start with this again. Did you see today - 别又提这茬了。 你看今天-
they are not calling it a hung parliament any more. 他们都不管这个叫悬峙议会了。
They're calling it the Parliament of Water. 他们管这叫做浑水议会了。
Just flows through your fingers - gone! 顺着你的指头 -就溜走了！
It's our fault - we voted them in. Well, that's helpful. - 是我们的错，我们把他们选出来。-嗯，说这有啥用。
Yeah, but it's true, you know? 是啊，千真万确，你知道么？
It just proves that democracy was a very nice idea for a while, 只不过证明民主一度曾是好的理念，
and now it's worn out. 如今却千疮百孔。
Well, there's always Vivienne Rook. 但是，薇薇安·鲁克一直都在。
No, stop it. Viv could smash the system. 别，别提了。薇芙会抨击体制。
Tell you what's weird, though, do you remember years ago, 我告诉你们什么奇怪，你们还记得多年前，
we used to think the news was boring? 我们觉得新闻很无聊么？
Oh, my God, golden days. 哦，我的天，黄金年代。
The news would come on and we'd just yawn. 新闻一开播，我们哈欠连天。
Now we hide. I have to hide my eyes, literally. 如今我们避之不及。我必须把眼睛捂住，实实在在地。
It's like at school, when they tell you about the olden days, 就像学校，他们跟你讲那些旧时好日子，
with Sun Kings and plays and people electing pigs. 有太阳王和戏剧，平民投票给猪。
It's coming back, it's happening again. 如今重现，历史重演。
We were lucky for a bit, born in the '80s. 我们幸运一点，生于80年代。
We had, like, 30 years, the first 30 years of our lives. 我们有大概30年的好年头，我们生命中的头30年。
Couple of wars. Yeah, all right, but you and me, we had a nice time. 有些战争。也还好，但是你我，我们有过好日子。
Basically, we had a really nice time. 讲真，我们算是过过好日子的。
Turns out we were born in a pause. 原来我们生于糟糕的间隙之间。
Oh, you see, somebody heard me relaxing. 哦，你瞧，有人知道我闲着。
Duty calls. I'm off. 工作就来了。我走了。
See you Friday, yeah? 周五见，好吧？
How many jobs have you got now? 你现在打几份工？
11. 11份。
Here, I'll give you the hack thing. 来，我送你出去。
See you. Bye. 回见。拜。
OK, so take this. They are the new ones. 来，拿着。都是崭新的。
They've got Mo Farah on. 上面有莫法拉的头像。 （索马里裔英国田径运动员，12、16年奥运5千和1万米冠军）
I don't need this, thank you very much. It's only Chinese. 不用，好意心领了。一顿中餐啦。
Take it, though. Save your money for the kids. 收下。把钱省下来给孩子们。
You get paid tuppence at Glover's. Well, I might not be there for long. - 你在格罗佛商店挣那一点钱。 - 可能也挣不了多久了。
Why, what are you doing? You've been away. 为啥，你做啥了？你走了不知道情况。
I've got plans. 我有安排。
There she is - the beast. It cost £20,000. 在此，奉上大怪兽。花了2万英镑。
If you bought that from scratch, it'd be 50,000, 60, more. 如果你买新的，就得要5、6万往上。
I've checked, and that's a really genuinely knock-down price. 我查过了，真的是捡了便宜。
Yeah, how come? 是吗，怎么回事？
It's owned by Jonjo's brother and he's gone to jail, 是之前琼玖兄弟的，他蹲监狱了。
and now they need to sell it to raise cash for his kids. 他们得卖了这东西筹钱养孩子。
Went to jail for what? 为什么进监狱？
Well, he was selling fish and chips out of this side, 嗯，他在外头卖炸鱼薯条，
and drugs out of that side, if you must know. 还有毒品，如果你非得知道的话。
Oh, it's a drug dealer's van. 哦，所以是毒贩的货车。
It's a bargain. 捡大便宜了。
I've done a business plan, which they approved. 我做了商业计划书，他们同意了。
They liked it. 他们喜欢我的计划书。
And you can have a look. I'm not daft. 你可以看看，我不傻。
I know are risks, and there are costs way beyond the van. 我知道风险，车辆之外还有开销。
We'll have to get it all kitted out for me, 得按我的需求调试，
and I'll need kitchen space for prep and storage, 我需要厨房空间来准备和存放食物
but Jonjo says I can have his brother's for half price. 但是琼玖说我可以半价买他兄弟这辆车。
How much, then, in total? 那么总价，是多少？
Well, I can get a loan and a grant, and Jonjo says they'll 嗯，我可以申请贷款和许可，琼玖说他们
knock off another 10%, but I still need 10,000. 可以再便宜10%，但这样我还差1万。
I haven't got that! I don't mean from you. - 我没那么多钱。- 我不是说向你借。
Well, what are you telling me for? I mean from Gran. - 那你跟我说这个干嘛？ - 我想从外婆那儿借。
Oh. 哦。
I just haven't asked her yet. 我还没有开口问她。
Oh, she'll say yes. She'll do anything for you. 哦，她会同意的。为了你，做啥她都肯。
I thought you were going to ask me. That's a relief. - 我以为你要问我借。那我放心了。
No, I'm asking you if I can ask Gran, 不，我问你能不能帮我，跟外婆开这个口，
because her money belongs to all of us, really. 因为你知道她的钱，大家都有份。
But I need it. 但是我目前需要。
Of course you can. Really? Yeah. 当然你可以借。 -真的吗？棒。
I think it's brilliant. 我觉得很棒。
I mean, it's a lot of work. 我知道，还要搞定很多事。
What about Stephen and Danny boy? 史蒂芬和丹尼仔怎么说？
Have you asked them yet? No, I wanted to ask you first. -你问过他们吗？-还没，我想先问你的意见。
But you know what Dan will say. What? - 但是你知道丹尼会怎么说么？- 怎么说？
Can we give Viktor a job? Oh, stop it. -我们能不能给维克多一份工作？ -哦，得了吧。
Can we buy Viktor a truck? 我们能不能给维克多买辆卡车？
Can we give all the money to Viktor? 我们能不能把钱全部给维克多？
You are so bad. 你太坏了。
I know, really. 我知道。
Honestly, you know. 真的，你知道。
So, tell me, who's Jonjo? 那么告诉我，琼玖是谁？
Because my brother, he's just thick. 因为我的兄弟，他是个蠢货。
I used to slap him on the head 我以前敲过他的头
when he was five years old and say, "Oi, thick boy!" 那是5岁时候，我说：“噢，笨仔！”
He says me hitting him on the head made him thick. 他说是我打了他打头，让他变蠢的。
I said, "You would say that, because you're thick. QED." 我说：“你这么讲，是因为你蠢。证明完毕。”
My sister, though, brilliant. 我的姐妹，就，很聪明。
You know those areas in London they've sealed off? 你知道伦敦那些他们封锁起来的区域？
Won't let commoners in, like Kensington? 不会让平民进入的区域，比如肯辛顿？
Yeah. She's got a pass. She's allowed in. 知道。她有通行证。她可以进去。
Whoops! Get off! Sorry. 呼！爬开！ 抱歉啦。
SHE SHRIEKS Oh, my God! You're an arse. 我的天！你个混账！
Get it off me! 给我爬开！
Now, that grill, it can reach temperatures of 300 Celsius, 那么，这个烤架，可加热到300摄氏度。
which is a bit unnecessary. 有点大材小用。
Burgers would be carbonised. 汉堡会碳化的。
But handy if there is another Ice Age. 但是如果有另外一场冰河时代，就恰好了。
We can all huddle in here and start a new civilisation. 我们可以挤成一团开始新的文明。
We've lowered the handles for you. 我把把手给你放下来。
No good news on the gearbox, 变速箱没有好消息。
which means you still need me to drive. 那意思是你需要我来开车。
That's OK, as long as I get free chips. 好吧，只要有免费薯条。
You want to watch that drawer, it keeps sticking. 当心抽屉，总是卡住。
Apart from that, I think it's about time I kissed you. 除此外，我想是时候亲你一口了。
No, I don't think so. 不，我不觉得。
For real? Why not? 真的，为啥不让？
Jonjo, it's too soon, I think we should wait. 琼玖，太早了，我觉得该缓一缓。
OK. 好吧。
Have we waited long enough? - No. 缓够了么？ - 不够。
OK, we've waited long enough. 好吧，我们等得够久了。
Hello, here we are! 哈啰，看我们！
Bravo! 棒棒！
What do you think? Be honest, do you like it? 你怎么想？ -说实话，你喜欢么？
Just say yes. Well I better had, it cost me enough. 说喜欢就好。-最好喜欢，花了我这么多钱。
And you must be the man with designs on my granddaughter? 就是你这家伙，打我外孙女的心思主意？
That's me. And I stamped my designs all over her lovely bum. 是我了。我的主意都粘在她可爱的屁股上了。
Nice to meet you, Mu. Come here. 很高兴见到你，穆。过来。
Roll up, folks, the Rosie Lyons Experience is now open. 起开了，列位，萝茜·里昂体验店开张大吉。
Whoo! 哇！
If you want burgers, we've got acorn burgers, 你要汉堡，我们有榛果汉堡，
membrane burgers, ersatz burgers, bulk burgers, non-burgers, 羊皮纸汉堡，人造汉堡，膨化汉堡，非汉堡
no burgers, not burgers, 不要汉堡，不要汉堡
burger substitutes and paper burgers. 汉堡替代品和纸汉堡。
Nicer than it sounds. What do you think, Mu? 比听起来好。你怎么看，穆？
You look like a traditional 你看起来喜欢
quarter pounder with cheese, am I right? 传统麦当劳式大芝士汉堡，我说对没？
I'll have a crocodile sandwich - and make it snappy. 我要一个鳄鱼三明治，弄得脆爽点。
Mum used to say that. It's still funny. 妈妈以前总这么说。现在还是好笑。
It's never not funny. 从来没有不好笑过。
He's all right, Jonjo, yeah? 他还成吧，琼玖？
He's the sort of man who's happy when he finds a big crisp. 他是发现一片大点的薯片都能乐呵呵的家伙。
Rosie's not daft, she kept an eye on him. 萝茜不傻，她会看着他的。
He's good with the boys. 他和孩子们处得不错。
So, I need to get Viktor out. 所以我要把维克多救出来。
OK, you mean out of Europe? - Yes. 好吧，你是说从欧洲？ - 是的。
And into the UK? 弄进英国？
Yeah. - Illegally? - Yeah. 是的。 -非法地？ -是。
Do you want me to go? 你需要我去么？
No, it's OK. But what do I do? 不，不用。-但我该做点啥？
I mean, it's safer now, because this Spanish revolution, 我是说，现在安全一点了，因为这场西班牙革命，
it's like any revolution, it's a mess, 跟其他革命一样，一团乱，
no-one knows what anyone's doing, 没有人知道自己在做什么，
but if they get organised, send him back home, 但是一旦他们有组织，把他遣返，
well, it could be a death sentence. 那可就等于判了死刑。
It's like that in the Ukraine, people just disappear. 比方在乌克兰，有人无缘无故被“消失”。
I can't believe I'm saying this 我无法相信，在这里，这个花园里
sitting here in the garden, but it's a fact. 我会说这些，但我说的都是事实。
He could be executed. 他可能被处决。
So, what do you need? 那么，你需要啥？
A fake passport. 假护照。
You know, really, I'll leave you to it. 你知道，说真的，你俩谈吧。
I didn't like to ask her to go. 我也不想她去。
You think she's OK these days? 你觉得她现在对这些OK么？
She's living with Gran. 她都和外婆奶奶住一起了。
So, I just thought - you know some dodgy people. 那么，我在想，你认识点“聪明”人。
Do I? 我认识谁？
- Oh, come on, Edith, your mates. - God knows what you get up to. 哦，得了吧，伊迪丝，你的同伙。-都知道你的把戏。
Well, yeah, I suppose years ago, I could have taken you in a pub 嗯，是，我想很多年前，我可以带你进酒吧
down Cheetham Hill, 300 quid, done. 就在齐坦山（假货街），300磅，搞定。
But these days, you need a breath scan - 但是如今，你需要呼吸扫描
identification by breathing, I don't know anyone who does that. 通过呼吸确定身份，我不认识谁搞过。
Well, there must be away. 好吧，总有办法。
Because we're not stupid, we're not poor, we're not lacking. 因为我们不傻，我们不穷，我们也不匮乏。
I'm sorry, but we're clever. 抱歉，我们都是聪明人。
We could think of something, surely. 我们可以想点办法，一定的。
I don't think refugees are refugees because they're thick. 我不觉得难民成为难民，是因为他们蠢。
No, don't do that, I'm saying the system is stupid. 别，别来一套，我是想说体制愚蠢。
Well, do you know the people that designed Brexit? 那你认识那些设计脱欧的人么？
For God's sake, don't tell me we can't outthink them! 老天爷，别跟我说我没在思想上高他们一等！
OK. 好吧。
I suppose half your job is get ex-cons back into housing, 我猜你一半的工作都是给前科犯搞房子，
if anyone knows anyone. 要说我俩谁认识“聪明人”的话。
I know, but that makes it worse. I can't ask at work. 我知道，但是很糟糕，我不可能在工作场合提这些。
One wrong word and... 一句不慎就……
I like this terrine. 我喜欢这个砂锅菜。
Yeah, Celeste made it. 是赛蕾丝忒做的。
Even if you can get him into Britain, 即使你能把他弄进英国
he'll never be a legal citizen. 他也永远无法获得合法公民身份。
So? - He'd be a criminal forever. 所以呢？ -他永远都是个在逃犯。
It doesn't matter, does it? 没关系，有关系么？
Just live our lives. 我们自己过自己的日子。
No-one would know. 其他人不必知道。
How often did the police come to the door? 警察多久来敲一次门？
Like, never, not for people like us. Never. 从来不会，像我们这样的人家。从来不会。
And we could move. 而且我们可以搬家。
So, no-one would even ask, he would just be my boyfriend. 所以，没人会问，他就只是我男朋友而已。
I'd earn the money and he could be safe. 我挣钱，他也能安全。
I mean, that's better than a death sentence, isn't it? 我是说，这样总比被处决好吧，你说呢？
I mean, for God's sake, a death sentence. 我是说，看在老天份上，死刑处决。
It's... 那简直…
Hey, hey, hey! 嘿，嘿，嘿！
Careful, you two. 你俩小心！
It gets slippery. OK. 很滑，好么。-好的。
Are we calling that a T-shirt, or are we calling that a dress? 我们管这叫T恤，还是叫裙子？
I don't think it matters. 我觉得不重要。
No, he looks beautiful. 不重要，他看起来美就行。
So, what are you going to do? 所以，你打算做什么？
Telephone call, Edith Lyons. 电话，伊迪丝·里昂。
Yeah. Telephone call... Shut up! 是啊，电话…闭嘴！
..Edith Lyons. - Ugh!… 伊迪丝·里昂。 - 啊！
Hey. Hello? 喂喂？
This party is brilliant. 聚会不错。
Yeah, I know, I can hear it. 是啊，我知道，我听得见。
Come and have a drink. 来喝一杯。
I'm in me pants! 我只穿了内裤！
That won't affect Fran. 弗兰不介意。
Tell her I said happy birthday. Where are you now? 代我祝她生日快乐。你现在哪里？
I'm out the front. 在你家门前。
Oh... All right. 哦…好吧。
Hello! 哈啰！
Hello. 好。
Hey, can I ask though - 嘿，我能不能问—
what is it with you and Fran, really? 你和弗兰怎么回事？
Nothing, nothing, just friends, just mates. 没啥，没啥，就是朋友，普通朋友。
Sort of. Now and then. 算是吧。我们偶尔鬼混。
But the thing is, she says she's going to Spain in October. 但，这么回事，她说她十月份要去西班牙。
They are taking that tour, songs and fables, the African thing. 他们要去巡游，唱歌神话，非洲那一套。
No, no, they're cancelled, the FCO has labelled Spain, 不，不，被取消了，外交部把西班牙列为
"We advise against all but essential travel." “非必要不推荐旅游目的国”。
You still go. 你还不是照样去了。
I'm engaged. 我订婚了。
But she's sponsored by the British Council - 但是她有英国文化协会赞助 —
if you are funded by the arts, 如果你有艺术资助
you can just drive into war zones, no-one cares. 你就能开进战区，没人管。
Fran once took sonnets to Syria, 弗兰有次把十四行诗送到叙利亚
never mind food, have some sonnets, but no-one stopped her. 不关心食物，来点十四行诗，没人拦她。
Drove in, drove out. 开进，开出。
Yeah, Viktor helped her. 是啊，维克多帮过她。
With the tour, he introduced her to that couple, 跟着巡游团，他把她介绍给那对，
the ones who put on the festival. 举办节日庆典的夫妇。
Well, then... 那，好吧…
She owes him. 她欠他个人情。
Pity she can't smuggle him out. 好可惜，她没法儿把他走私出来。
With the vote of no-confidence, 在不信任票选下，
the Parliament of Water has been dissolved. 浑水议会被解散。
The date for the general election has been set 大选日期确定
for Thursday, the 21st of October. 定于10月21日，周四。
But for the first time in history, voting is compulsory. 史上首次，全民强制投票。
Like Australia, every British citizen must vote, 就像澳大利亚，每一名英国公民都必须投票，
or break the law. It's going to change everything. 不然就是违法。这将改变一切。
I was really looking forward to the campaign. 我真的很期待拉票活动。
There's nothing I like more than a fair fight. 我最喜欢公平竞争了。
But these deep fake videos are ruining the debate, 但是“超假影像”，毁了辩论，
and they're threatening democracy. 也威胁着民主。
Deep fakes are videos in which a living person's face “超假影像”是利用真人的面部
and voice are recreated in CGI to say anything 和声音，以电脑合成影像，以说出
the programmer wants. 造事者想要的台词。
There is one obvious solution to all the foreigners in this country. 对于国内的所有外国人，解决方案显而易见。
That's not me. 这不是我。
Arrest them, throw them out. 逮捕他们，扔回老家。
I didn't say that, I would never say that. 我没说过，我绝不会说这种话。
And if they resist... 如果他们抵抗……
That face and that voice are completely fake! 这个面孔和声音完全是伪造的！
Ex-ex-execute them. 处…处…处决他们。
Ask me what to do with the rich, and I say... 问我该怎么对付富裕阶层，我说的话…
That is literally not me. 真的不是我。
..take their homes, burn them down... …抄他们的家，烧他们的屋…
It's a fake! 是假的！
..and throw those bastards to the w-w-wolves. …把这些杂种都扔去喂狼…狼…狼。
It CGI, it's a lie! 那是电脑合成影像，骗人玩意！
So, you are saying these videos are fake? 那么，你说这些影像是伪造的？
Oh, of course they're fake videos. 哦，当然是伪造的。
Everyone can see they're not real. 谁都看得出来是伪造的。
All the same, they really did say those things. 尽管如此，那些话还是他们说的。
Didn't they? 难道还有假？
What do we do? 我们能怎么办呢？
How do we make a stand? How do we stop it? 我们怎么表明立场？我们怎么禁止？
Fran. I need a favour. 弗兰。帮我个忙。
Hi, yeah, a woman called Vita put me through. 嗨，有个叫薇塔的女人把我接进来了。
My name's Daniel Lyons, I'm coming to the bank tomorrow, 我叫丹尼尔·里昂。我明天要去银行，
I need to close my savings account ending 3032, 我需要结算我尾号3032的储蓄账户，
and my extra account ending in 5061. 还有我尾号5061的账户资金。
I need the money in cash and I need it in euros. 我要欧元现金。
Thank you very much. 非常感谢。
And with campaigning in the final week, 随着最后一周拉票活动进行，
it's fair to say that polls have no idea what will happen. 可以说从民调看不出端倪。
Now that voting is compulsory, no-one can predict how the entire 如今是强制投票，没人可预测大多数
British population will vote en masse. 英国民众会投票给谁。
Call! 电话！
Family link, audio only. 全家，不开视频。
Daniel calling. Senor, accept. 丹尼尔的电话。Senor，接听。
Hiya, bit busy, what's up? 好，有点忙，什么事？
Hello there, Danny, how are you? 嘿，丹尼，你怎样？
I'm trying to work! 我这得上班呢！
Hi, Gran. I'm at the doctor's. 嗨，外婆。我在看医生呢。
Make it quick. 长话短说。
Oh, good morning. 哦，早上好。
Stephen, is that you? What are you doing? 史蒂芬，是你吗？你在干啥？
Parcel on board. 送快递。
Well, it sounds like you're doing something else. 嗯，听起来好像在做其他事。
Sorry, Celeste, didn't mean to interrupt. 对不起，赛蕾丝忒，没想打断。
No, Celeste's at home with me. 不，赛蕾丝忒在家，和我一起。
Well, she better have a word with him then, the dirty dog. 她最好教下那只脏狗。
For God's sake! 天啊！
Just to say this man at work's moved his days about, 单位上有人换休，
so all of a sudden, I've got a holiday. I'm off to Spain. 所以，我一下子就有假期了。我要出发去西班牙了。
Gran, I won't be around on Sunday, OK? I'm sorry about that. 外婆，我周日来不了，好么？抱歉。
Cast your vote for Thursday, it's the law. 记得周四投票，法律规定的。
Give Viktor our love. 代我们向维克多问好。
Warn him, I might fly over there myself one of these days. 警告他，我可能过几天亲自飞过去看他。
Fran is in Madrid, right now. 弗兰在马德里了，现在。
I know. we're going to meet up. 我知道，我们正要见面。
Should be nice. 应该会顺利。
Fingers crossed. 好运。
Edith Lyons? That's me. 伊迪丝·里昂？ -本人在此。
Good luck, Dan. 好运，丹。
I'll see you soon. 回见。
Have a... nice... time. 要……开心。
I will. I'll see you soon. 好的，回见。
Yeah, bye. Family link off. 拜。挂断家庭多方通话。
So, Fran is, like, plan number one, 所以，弗兰算是一号方案，
but failing that, I've got 15,000 euros. 但如果失败，我还有15,000欧元。
Well, strictly speaking, 15,240 euros. 准确说，是15,240欧元。
We are going to buy our way out of here. 我们可以买通门路回来。
Even if I have to commandeer a yacht to get us across the Channel, 就算要我征用一艘游艇穿越海峡，
we will do it. Please say yes. 我们也只能这么干了。请务必同意。
My God! I'm saying yes. 我的天，我只能说好啊。
If you leave Spain and you get stopped without your papers, 如果你离开西班牙，因为没有身份证明被拦下来，
you'll get sent back to Ukraine. 你会被遣返乌克兰。
I know. I'm saying yes. 我知道。所以我同意。
All the yes, completely yes! 完全同意，彻底同意。
I just never thought you'd, you know... 我从没想过，你知道……
What? Never thought I'd what? 什么？没想过什么？
Well, you are always kind of boring. 嗯，你通常都比较无趣。
Oh, thank you! 哦，谢谢您呐。
But I like the boring. I love it. 但是我喜欢无趣。爱你的无趣。
And all the time... 我一直……
..I kept your front door key. 保管着你的大门钥匙。
To get me home. 带我回家。
Let's go have a boring life. 让我们过无趣的生活。
OK, they said to keep one of these at all times OK，他们说一直戴好这个，
under the shirt, because it's harder to steal. 藏在衣服下面，比较不容易被偷。
Wallet, keys, emergency cash. 钱包，钥匙，紧急备用现金。
You've got 200 euros in there, 你有200欧元，
so if we get separated, you've got that. 如果我们被分开，你还有钱。
OK. - OK? 好么？ -好的。
Oh, yeah. We've got to do this now, 哦，是啊。我们还得做这个，
before the rest of the company get 在其他同伴
on board, because I haven't told anyone, OK? 上车之前，我没跟别人讲过，OK？
No-one knows about this. I'd lose my job. All right. 没有人知道。我可能丢掉工作。好了。
Go as far back as you can and we'll surround you with bags. 你越往后越好，我们要拿包把你围起来。
Is it safe? Oh, now you ask? 安全么？ -哦，现在你倒关心起来了？
Well, I have to check. It's safe, it's OK. 嗯，我得确认。 -安全，没问题。
I can manage. 我能搞定。
Plenty of people do this. 很多人这么干过。
Now feel the wall, hide yourself behind the bags. 贴着墙，藏在包后面。
And it's 500 quid for Jim. 要给吉姆500磅。
You said 200. Do you want to argue with him? 说好的200磅。 -现在要和他争这个么？
What's that in euros? 欧元是多少钱？
650. 650欧。
Right, turn your phone on silent. 好的，把你的电话调成静音。
I have, it's done, it's good. 我，调好了，搞定。
Now hide yourself, OK? 藏好了，好么？
Hiya. You all right? 嗨，你还好吧？
I found that restaurant. 我找到个餐厅。
It was brilliant. 很棒。
This is Dan, he's a mate from Manchester. 这是丹，他是我曼切斯特的朋友。
He's coming back with us. 他和我们一起回去。
I told him there's no free rides, he's got to pay his way. 我告诉过他不免费，他得出搭车费。
I'll buy you a drink on the ferry. 轮渡上请你喝一杯。
You're lucky the Schengen Agreement's still in place - 你应该庆幸申根协议还有效，
by the skin of its teeth - 差点就崩了
so we can drive straight into France. 我们可以开车直奔法国。
And if they find him, it's nothing to do with me 如果他们发现他，和我无关
or the company. 和公司无关。
He's just a stranger who's climbed on board. 谁都不认识他，他是偷偷跑上来的。
Have you got that? Yes. 你明白么？ -明白。
And you can tell your bloody sister I will not help her ever again. 你可以告诉你姐，我再也不会帮她了。
I know. But we can do this, Fran. 我知道，但是我们能成，弗兰。
People travel across the world to be safe. 大家跋涉千里只求安全。
We've just got to get to Dover, that's all. 我们只需抵达多佛就行了。 （英国城市，隔英吉利海峡与法国相望。）
I'm off. 我出发了。
Tuesday means drug test day. 周二是药物测试日。
I'll be back for dinner. 我会回家吃晚饭。
What are you testing this time? 你这次测试什么？
Some epilepsy drug. 一种癫痫药。
300 quid, that's what matters. 300磅，就这个价。
Bye, see you later. 拜，回头见。
OK, so I haven't got long, 好，我时间不多。
because I've got one of those blood test things at 12 o'clock. 因为我12点还要验血。
God, I know you've got your own key, but you could text. 天啊，我知道你有钥匙，但是你可以发个短信啥的。
I haven't got long. 我时间不多。
Is that supposed to be sexy? 你这么说是想听起来性感？
Well, yes. 嗯，是的。
Here I am. 我来了。
OK, it's working. 好吧，就吃你这套。
Morning, you lot. 早安，大家伙儿。
Right, no-one in the bathroom, thank you very much, 好嘞，没人占着洗手间，非常感谢，
it's all mine. 就我一个人用。
And your Uncle Jonjo stayed over last night - 你们琼玖叔叔昨晚在这里过的夜，
say hello. Hi. 打个招呼。-嗨
Right, Lee, don't forget that thing for school. 好了，李，别忘记学校的东西。
All right. 好的。
Can I make myself a coffee? 我自己冲杯咖啡可以么？
Help yourself. 请便啊。
Do you want anything, anyone? No, we're fine. 你有人要点啥不？不用，我们不要啥。
OK, you two, I want you to go to Leslie down the hall 好了，你俩，我需要你去穿过门大厅去莱斯利房间
and ask her what time the shuttle bus leaves. 问她通勤巴士什么时候出发。
Oh, it leaves on the hour. 哦，准点开车。
I want you to go to Leslie and ask her, and take five minutes. 我要你去莱斯利房间，问她，呆5分钟。
Split this with your brother. 这张钞票你们兄弟俩分。
£2.50. Now go. Vamoose! 2.5磅。好叻，出发，动起来！
You all right? Yeah. 你还好吧？还好。
It's a nice little kitchen. 不错的小厨房。
It's like this on board ship - 就像在船上一样，
we had the galley, same sort of layout. 也有厨房，类似的布局。
Rosie said you were like Greenpeace, weren't you? A bit more ramshackle, but, yeah. 萝茜说你是绿色和平组织的，是么？快要垮了，不过，算是吧。
She said you went all over. Yeah. 她说你到处跑。 是的。
Atlantic, Pacific, the Bering Straits, 大西洋，太平洋，白令海峡，
we sailed up to the north of Greenland, saw the last of the ice disappear. 我们航行到格陵兰北部，看到最后的冰山融化。
It's terrible, that. 那还真可怕。
It's funny, because volunteers would come on board and say, "Oh, I'm a vegan," 说来好笑，因为船上的志愿者会说：“哦，我是素食主义者，”
but after three months of eating dried pulses, they'd be fishing with the best of us. 但是吃了三个月的干豆子后，他们开始和我们一起捕鱼。
I bet. 我猜也是。
In the end, I could fillet a fish with three strokes. 最后，我三刀就能片一条鱼。
Head, gut, spine. 头，内脏，脊骨。
One, two, three. 一，二，三。
Became a dab hand with a knife. 刀子用得得心应手。
Cos you're more than a fling, Jonjo. 因为你不光是一夜情，琼玖。
Looks like you're staying. 看起来你好像会住下来。
And it strikes me that when a man enters a family with two kids, 一个男人进入两小孩的家庭，我还是有点意外，
a family with two little boys right at the heart of it, 准确说，是两个小男孩的家庭，
then I'd better be on the alert. 所以我招呼打在前头，
You understand? 你懂我意思么？
Yeah. 懂。
Because there are terrible men out there. 因为有些男人很可怕。
But I'm watching. 但是我看着呐。
And believe me, Jonjo, I've done some shit. 信我，琼玖，我干过龌蹉事。
Have you got that? 明白？
Honestly, I swear, it's all about Rosie. 讲真，我发誓，我的心思都在萝茜身上。
I think she's amazing. 我觉得她很棒。
Good. 那就好。
There's no side to me. 我不是两面三刀的人。
My mother always says I've got no layers, 我妈说话一根肠子通到底，
and I think your sister's really, really lovely. 我觉得你妹妹真的非常，非常可爱。
Yeah. 那是。
I think you do. 我觉得你也是这么想的。
All right. 好的。
I'm still watching. 我还是在看着。
I don't like the sound of it. 我不喜欢这种调调。
Are they safe, these drugs tests? 安全么，那些药品测试？
300 quid, cash in hand. 300磅，现金到手。
Ever since we left the EU, the medicines agency moved 我们退出欧盟以后，药品测试代理就搬到
to France, so now we have to test all the drugs from scratch. 法国去了，所以我们得从头做测试。
It's a bonanza for people like me. 对我这样的人来说简直是好事。
Time's up. 时间到了。
Duty calls. 工作又来了。
300 quid. 300磅。
If you could blow there. 请对这里吹气。
And there. 还有这里。
Thank you. 多谢。
We'll be taking blood, so I'm legally required to ask, 我们需要采血，按法律规定我必须询问，
do you want to know your life expectancy? 你是否想知道你的预期寿命？
Um, no. No, thanks. 唔，不想。谢谢了。
Right. That should take about an hour. 好的。测试约需一小时。
I'll come back to keep an eye on you. 我会回来查看你的情况。
Thanks. 多谢。
Lyons in five, he's had a reaction, we might need to flag him up. 5号间的里昂，有反应，我们要把他标记出来。
Sure, I'll pull up his file. Thanks. 好的，我把他的档案调出来。多谢。
Dr Scott said there's nothing to worry about. 斯科特医生说无需担心。
It's a little bit of a side effect, that's all. 就是些副作用而已。
Yeah, I can't stop... 是啊，我停不下来…
I keep... 一直…
I'm looking left all the time, I can't stop turning my head left. 我一直往左看，我的头止不住向左转。
You are mimicking symptoms of an epileptic seizure, 你的身体在模拟癫痫痉挛的症状，
but without the seizure itself. 但是实际上并未痉挛。
Give it a couple hours, it will pass. 只要几小时，药效就会退去。
You came here on your bike, is that right? 你骑自行车来的，是吧？
OK, I don't think that's safe to get you home. 好吧，我觉得让你再骑回家可不安全。
Have you got someone who can pick you up? 有没有人可以来接你？
I could try Elaine. I can't focus. 可以试试找伊莱恩。我的视力没法聚焦。
Yeah, it's all right, I'll do it. Elaine Parris. 嗯，好的。我来打电话。 伊莱恩·帕丽丝。
Oh, this is weird. 呃，这感觉好怪。
Gran would kill me. 外婆肯定会杀了我。
I'll go to Elaine, until it passes. 我自己去伊莱恩家里，等药效退散。
Ohh... 哦…
Hi there, how did it go? 嗨，你，进行得的如何？
I'm calling on behalf of Mr Stephen Lyons, 我代表史蒂芬·里昂先生来电，
he needs you to come and collect him. 他需要你来接一下他。
Lyons in five, nothing to worry about, 五号房间的里昂，不用担心了，
but he's taking transport home. OK, thanks for letting me know. 但是他会被送回家。 好的，多谢通知。
Phone call, Claverton Facility. 来电呼叫，克拉夫顿诊疗中心。
Accept, thank you, Senor. Hello? 接听，谢谢，Senor。喂？
Hello, I'm phoning on behalf of Mr Stephen Lyons. 你好，我代表史蒂芬·里昂先生来电。
He needs someone to come and collect him. 他需要人接他回家。
Hi, my name's Celeste Bisme-Lyons. 你好，我是赛蕾丝忒·俾斯麦-里昂。
I'm here to get my husband, Stephen Lyons. 我是来接我丈夫史蒂芬·里昂的。
Hey. Darling. Hello. 嘿，亲爱的。好。
It's nice to see you. 很高兴见到你。
It's Elaine. We met at that party thing? 我是伊莱恩。我们聚会上见过的？
Yeah, I remember. 是的，我记得。
I was just visiting and I just popped in, 我刚好顺路就过来看看，
and it turns out he's not very well. The big lump. 他看起来不太好。淤血块。
Like a bad reaction, they said. 好像有不良反应，他们说。
Yeah, I can't stop turning my head left. 是的，我止不住头要往左边扭。
I was just on my way into work. 我刚好在去上班的路上。
Well, good. 哦，好吧。
Thanks, Elaine, I can take him home now. 多谢了，伊莱恩。我可以接他回家。
OK. 好的。
See you soon then, bye. 回头见，拜。
Yeah, thanks. 嗯，多谢。
It's weird, I just keep turning my head. 感觉好怪，我一直转头。
I know there's nothing, 我知道没啥，
but I can't stop myself from looking. 但是我就是止不住张望。
I think it's getting better though. 我感觉现在好点了。
Ruby! Are you home? 露比！你在家吗？
I want you downstairs, now. 下楼来，马上！
I'm home! 我回来了！
Ruby, I know you're up there. 露比，我知道你在楼上。
I want you downstairs this very second. 我需要你立刻下楼来。
That's an order. So, what's wrong with him? 这是命令。-他怎么了？
Ask him yourself. 你自己问他。
I'm sorry, it's weird, it's my head. 抱歉，感觉很怪，我的头。
What do you mean, your head? 你什么意思，你的头。
What have they done to you this time? 他们这次对你做了啥？
Senor, call Bethany at work. Senor，拨打给贝瑟尼工作电话。
Tag it urgent so she answers. 标注为紧急，她才晓得接。
What's that for? 为啥啊？
I think we should tell them. 我觉得我们应该告诉大家。
I've only got a funny head. 我就是头怪怪的。
What is it? I'm busy. 什么事？我在忙。
Your daft old dad's just got a funny head, that's all. 你的傻爹把自己的头弄歪了，就这么个事儿。
Hello? Is it really urgent? 喂？很紧急么？
I've only got two minutes for personal calls. 我只有两分钟可以接私人电话。
No, it won't take long. 不，不会太久。
Your dad wants to tell you something, girls. 姑娘们，你爸想和你们说点事情。
OK. 好的。
I go to that clinic on Tuesdays, and I tried this drug... 我周二去了诊疗所，测试药品…
No, I don't mean that. 不，我不是让你说这个。
I mean tell them about Elaine, Stephen. 我是让你把你和伊莱恩的事说清，史蒂芬。
Tell them about the affair you're having with Elaine Parris. 告诉女儿们，你和伊莱恩·帕丽丝有外遇。
What on Earth do you mean?! 你到底什么意思？
And you can shut up. 你可以闭嘴了。
Senor, end the call. Senor，挂电话。
What's she talking about, Dad? 她在说什么啊，爸爸？
Phone call, Bethany Bisme-Lyons. 来电呼叫，贝瑟尼·俾斯麦-里昂。
Senor, accept. Senor，接听。
Now, tell them. 好，告诉她们。
Tell your daughters, tell your gran, 告诉你女儿，你外婆，
and let's tell your whole bloody family - 告诉你们全家
you're always yap-yap-yapping away to them. 你一直在他们面前张嘴闭嘴满口谎言。
Tell them all how you've been having an affair. 告诉他们你怎么搞外遇的。
No, that sounds too classy, doesn't it? 不，听起来太可老套了，不是么？
Tell them how you've been rutting and snorting 告诉他们，你是怎么发情叫床，
and fucking that greasy-haired little sack for weeks. 怎么干那个油头小婊子，一连好几周？
For months. 好几个月。
For years. 好几年。
I've got an idea. Let's ask her. 我有个主意。我们问问伊莱恩。
Senor, call Elaine Parris. Senor，给伊莱恩·帕丽丝打电话。
Calling Elaine Parris. 呼叫伊莱恩·帕丽丝。
Get out as fast as you can! They're searching every vehicle. 赶紧出来！他们正在排查每辆车。
Come on, mate, we've had it! 快，伙计，我们得走了。
Got word down the line, they're stripping them bare, let's go. What will you do? 收到消息，他们会彻查，快走。-你们怎么办？
Don't worry about us, there's always an option. 别担心我们，总有办法。
We're heading to Calais. 我们去加莱。 （英吉利海峡南岸的法国城市，与海峡北岸的英国城市多佛隔海相望。）
Oh, I think we've blown your cover. 哦，我觉得我们破坏了你的辛苦掩护。
Never mind that, just go. 别在意，快走。
Can we walk? Is it far? 我们能走过去么，远么？
Yeah, I'm just getting... Right, got it, come on. 我有点… 搞定，快走。
Thanks. 多谢
It's OK, because I budgeted, 35 euros, cheap hotel, 好了，预算有限，35欧，便宜旅馆，
base of operations, get you that passport, 指挥中心，给你弄护照，
then the breath test, and get us back onto that ferry. 然后呼吸测试，把我们弄上渡轮。
You missed all the drama. 好戏你都错过了。
14 missed calls. 14个未接来电
Turns out Stephen has been having an affair 谁能想到史蒂芬搞有外遇了。
with a woman called Elaine. 和一个叫伊莱恩的女人。
Phone call Rosie, thanks. 打电话给萝茜，多谢。
I've met Elaine. She's a bit tough. 我见过伊莱恩。不好搞。
There you are. So, what the hell?! 你可打电话来了。-搞什么鬼名堂？
My God! where have you been? 我的天！你去哪儿了？
This is like the biggest day in history. 这可是有史以来最重要的一天。
Can you believe it? What's happening? 你相信么？发生什么了？
How did it happen? Does everyone know? 怎么发生的？大家都知道了？
Celeste announced it like the town crier - 赛蕾丝忒跟村镇广播一样昭告天下-
even Gran knows, and the kids, Beth and Ruby, and everyone. 连外婆、贝瑟和露比都知道，所有人。
The thing is, she was always out of his league, really. 事实上么，一直都是史蒂芬高攀，真的。
Who was, Celeste? Yeah, I mean, look at her. 高攀谁，赛蕾丝忒？ -可不是么，看看她。
She's beautiful. Stephen's just Stephen. 她是个尤物。但是史蒂芬只是平凡的史蒂芬。
Oh, my God, I'm never turning my back on you two. You OK though? 哦，我的天，我可从来没有背叛过你俩。-你还好吧？
How are you? Are you with Viktor? Is he there? 你怎样？和维克多一起么？他在么？
Yeah, we're good, we're fine. 我们还好，没出事。
There's nothing to worry about, honestly. 不用担心，真的。
It's all under control. 都在掌控中。
Oh, my God, though! 哦，我的天！
Stephen - I mean, Stephen?! 史蒂芬，我说，史蒂芬居然搞这一出？
You sit there, saying to my face it didn't mean anything. 你坐在那儿，当着我的面说不算什么事。
But it didn't. Let me tell you how nice it is 但是真不算什么。 让我告诉你
to have your whole life wrecked by something 当你的全部生活被“不算什么事”的事
that didn't mean anything! Do you think that helps? 全部摧毁的时候，那感觉有多好！你觉得这么说管用么？
No. I'm sorry. 不，我很抱歉。
All of it, ruined! 整个生活，彻底摧毁。
In some dirty little bedsit in Egerton Road. 在埃格顿路某个肮脏的床边。
But how do you know? 但你怎么发现都？
I looked her up, long time ago. 长久以来，我都仰视她。
Elaine Parris, 120 Egerton Road. Simple as that. 伊莱恩·帕丽丝，埃格顿路120号。 就这么简单。
Because what else could I do? 不然我还能做啥？
Stuck in this house with no money. 困在家里，也没钱。
So, I did the only thing I could do, I drove there. 我做了唯一能做的，开车去了那边。
This was last year, Stephen, last year - this was September. 那都是去年的事了，史蒂芬，去年 - 九月的事情 。
I sat outside in the car, and I thought, 我在屋外，坐在车里心想，
"This is where he does it. “这就是他出轨的地方。”
"This is where he makes that noise and slops it into her." “这就是他叫床、插她的地方。”
I'm sorry, Celeste, but I think that's actually a little bit weird. 我很抱歉，赛蕾丝忒，但是我觉得有点尴尬。
You can think whatever you like, because you can pack your bags 你随便怎么想都可以，因为你现在就打包
right now and take your arse back to Egerton Road! 打包滚去你的埃格顿路！
But I'm not with Elaine. We're not... 但是我没有和伊莱恩一起。我们不是…
- Besides, I don't think you realise. - I can't leave. 另外，我觉得你可能不明白。我不能离开。
This is my family's house. 这是我家的房子。
Hold on. If you don't mind. 等下。如果你不介意。
Excuse me, I think if you look at the deeds, 抱歉，如果你好生看看，
this is still my house. 这还是我的房子。
I'm really, really sorry, but not now, Gran. Seriously. 我真的真的很抱歉，但现在别惹我，外婆。真的。
No, it's highly pertinent. 不，这很有关系。
We've got two young girls upstairs who have had more than enough 楼上还有两个姑娘，她们这一晚上
trouble for one night. 的困扰已经够多了。
And I agree with Celeste, get out. 我支持赛蕾丝忒，滚出去。
Thank you. 谢谢你。
I am so disappointed to discover 我真的非常失望，
that you are your father's son. 看清你果然是你爹的好儿子。
Your mother would've been disgusted. 你妈肯定会恶心死。
Don't say that. - She would've been disgusted. 别这么说。 她肯定会恶心死。
I am so sorry. 我很抱歉。
Do what Granny says, then. 那就按照外婆说的做。
Out. 滚！
You're so stupid, Dad. 爸，你真傻。
I know. 我知道。
I'm sorry. 对不起。
What colour is she? 她的肤色是？
Elaine? She's white. 伊莱恩？她是白人。
Bye. 不送。
You're not taking the car. I need it for the girls. 你不准开车。我和女儿们要用。
You can bike. 你可以骑自行车。
There is a man I met at Three Bridges, 我在三桥遇到个人，
and he says for a passport and a breath test 他说他可以搞定护照和呼吸测试
we need to find a woman called Elodie. 我们得去找一个叫做艾洛迪的女人。
All right. 好的。
Bonjour. 你好。
Nous cherchons Elodie. 我们找艾洛迪。
Oui? 好么？
It is 2,000 for the breath test, it is 4,000 for the passport. 呼吸测试2千欧，护照4千欧。
I need the money now. Er, no. 我现在就收钱。-呃，不。
No, we're only going to pay when we've got them. 不，我们拿到了才给钱。
Money in advance, or you can go. 先付钱，不然就走人。
So, the passports cost more than the breath test? 所以，护照比呼吸测试要的钱更多。
Well, the breath test is easy, it's like a mint in the mouth, 嗯，呼吸测试简单，就跟含口香糖一样，
but the passport is not easy. 但护照就麻烦点。
It is not paper any more, it is a polymer. 现在的护照不是纸质的了，是聚合物。
And I'll need your passport. 另外我还要你的护照。
Mine? What for? To copy. 我的？干嘛？-复制啊。
Where do you think the fake's come from? 不然你以为假的从哪儿来？
With a different photograph, of course. 当然，会用不同照片。
Have you? Yes. Right, I've got that. 你带照片了么？-带了，我带了。
Thank you. 谢谢你。
I'll get this back straight away? 我的护照可以马上取回？
If you don't trust me, please, go to another. I don't mind. 如果你不信我，请找别家。我无所谓。
It's all right. 好吧。
Daniel Samuel Lyons, born in 1989, Manchester? 丹尼尔·塞缪尔·里昂，1989年生于曼切斯特？
Council officer. 公务员。
Explain to me, how did the council officer find himself here? 给我说说，公务员怎么沦落到这里了？
Because of him. 因为他。
Now, breath test. 现在，呼吸测试。
Won't take long. 不用太久。
To be precise, we should have a qualified dentist in attendance, 准确说，我们需要有持证牙医在场。
but we only have a nurse, so if you'd like to sue us 但是我们只有护士，如果你因为不当操作，
for malpractice, we will fight you through the courts. 要起诉我们，那我们法庭见。
Wait here. Two minutes. 在这儿等着。两分钟。
All right. 好的。
Just a small cap on the tooth, it needs fixing. 牙冠需要修正一下。
They say it hurts, but I'm sure you can manage. 他们说有点痛，但是我相信你能忍。
Boys like you, little bit of pain... 像你们这样的男生，一点点痛……
Oh, my God. 啊，我的天。
She hates us! 她恨死我们了！
She really hates us. 她真的恨死我们了。
What does she mean, this tooth cap thing? 她什么意思，牙冠？
I hate teeth. 我讨厌牙齿。
I don't care. 我不介意。
Just fix it in place with a hammer, 只用锤子复位一下，
just let me through! 就能让我过境。
God, 6,000 euros. 天啊，6千欧。
Jesus. I'm sorry. 耶稣在上。-对不起。
Hey, no... 嘿，别道歉…
It's worth every penny. 每分钱都花得值。
Really... Don't do that. 真的…别这么说。
I said... I said, duh, whatever it takes, didn't I? 我说过…说过，呃，不惜一切代价，对吧？
Hmm? 嗯？
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 该死，该死，该死，该死…
Oh! What was it? Was it her? 哦！那算什么？是她么？
She's coming back. 她会回来的。
She has to print that stuff... 她去打印东西去了…
She's printed... 她在打印…
She's coming back, yeah? 她还会回来，对吧？
Do you think? 你觉得呢？
You could still go home. 你还能回家。
Walk up to customs... "Hey, my passport was stolen." 去海关…“你好，我的护照被偷了”
"OK, no problem, this way, sir." “好的，没问题，先生这边请。”
Yeah... 是啊…
Bye, then. 那么，再会。
Well, you could. I'm taking you home. 你可以回家。-我要带你回家。
We can't get on the ferry. 我们没法儿上轮渡。
Well, we just have to try a different sort of plan. 我们得试试其他方案。
22 miles, that's all. 只有22英里，仅此而已。
Just need to cross 22 miles. 只要跨越22英里。
Mummy. 妈妈。
In you get. 躺进来。
What an idiot. 真是个蠢货。
OK. 好吧。
I don't want you criticising your dad, 我不想你们跟着指责爸爸，
but, yeah, blasted fool, fool man. 但，是啊，真是个傻瓜，蠢蛋。
I can't believe you knew for ages. 难以相信，你早就知道了。
So, you knew at Christmas? 所以，你是圣诞节知道的？
Yeah. And that party on New Year's Eve? 是的。在新年前夕的聚会上？
Yeah. And on my birthday, you knew then? 是的。还有我的生日，那时候也知道么？
How did you do it? 你怎么忍下来的？
No choice. 没得选。
I was trapped here with him. 我被困在这里了，和他一起。
No house, no money, no savings. 没房，没钱，没存款。
I mean, what else could we have done? 我是说，我们还能做点啥？
Go and live with your gran in Port Maria? 搬去玛丽亚港，和外婆一起住？
Oh, no way. No, thanks. 没门。不了，谢谢。
You know what she'd say? 你知道她会怎么说么？
You not too wicked and bad. It's hell you're heading for! 你不是坏人。但是你一头扎进地狱里！
And as for you, Bethany, now bringing dem sodomite nastiness around you! 至于你，贝瑟尼，你满身都是鸡奸的龌蹉玩意儿。
The thing is, I get up at six. 说个事，我六点起床。
That's OK. 没问题。
I get up at six and I do my exercises. 我六点起床，我要锻炼。
I do callisthenics in here. 我在这里做柔术体操。
Well, I'll stay in bed, if you don't mind. 我就呆床上，如果你不介意。
No, but I don't particularly want you watching. 不介意，但是，我不想让你旁观。
Why? What does callisthenics involve? 为什么？柔术体操有啥花样？
Nothing. 没啥。
But it's mine, it's my little hour, 只不过这是属于我的，小小时刻，
all to myself. 只有我自己。
Well, I'll be asleep. But you won't. 我睡觉就是。-你会睡不着。
And we've only got the one room - you'll be staring. 我们在一个房间-你会盯着我看
So I thought you could get up at six and go for a coffee and come back 所以我在想，你可以六点起来去喝个咖啡，然后
at seven, is that all right? Um... 然后七点回来，行么？-嗯…
Yeah, if you want. 好，如果要我这么做的话。
Thanks. 多谢。
Is that every day? 每天都搞这一出么？
Yes. 是的。
OK. 好吧。
OK, transport - 3,000 euros per person. 好的，交通，每人3000欧。
So, 6,000 total. 总共6000欧。
OK, but I refuse to give you the money until we're on the boat. 没上船之前我不付钱的。
You pay now. 现在就付。
Yes, I understand, but I want to wait until I can see the boat. 我理解，但我要等看到船。
No, you have to pay now. 不，现在就给钱。
Look, this has happened before and we have been robbed. 你瞧，我们被打劫，这事发生过。
Unfortunate! You pay now. 深表同情。现在给钱。
Well, I absolutely refuse. 我严正拒绝。
OK, good luck. 那么，好运咯。
We finish. 就这么着吧。
No, no, no, just wait, wait, wait, wait! 别，别，别，等一下，等等。
Just look. 你瞧。
I'll pay half. 我给一半。
You give all. 给全款。
OK. 好。
That's him. 是他了。
Yes! Come on, get the bag. 好！拿包过来。
It said Cran de Quette. It's a bit of headland. 手机显示我们在克兰德凯。 在海岬角上。
Hey, do you see? We're actually closer to England now. More like 20 miles. 喂，你看？实际上（比加莱）更靠近英国。 大概20英里。
Is that the boat? 就那艘船么？
That's not the boat that takes us to the boat? 那不是带我们上轮渡的小船么？
No, I think that's it. 不，我觉得就那艘船了。
OK. 好吧。
Well, never mind, good. 20 miles - that's all. 好了，别在意。就20英里-仅此而已。
20 miles. 20英里。
OK, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold that, hold that. OK，哦哦！等等，等下，拿好，拿好。
Danny, what are you doing? 丹尼，你在干嘛？
I'm keeping them dry - you should do the same. 我不想把鞋打湿-你也该照做
Danny, look, we're going to get wet. 丹尼，看，我们肯定会打湿。
No, but I've worked with people, I've seen this, you get foot rot. 不，我搞过，我知道，脚会泡烂的。
Come over, come on! 快，快上来！
Oh, shit! 哦，该死！
Oh, they're not getting on board, are they? 他们还要上来吗，不是吧？
There must be another boat, there's got to be another boat! 一定还有别的船，一定还有别的船！
There is no room! There's no room! 没位置了！没位置了！
There's not enough room, you can see, you can see, there's not enough room! 位置不够了，你看，根本没位置了！
Oh, shit! OK, budge up, budge up! No, no. Wait! 哦，该死，挤一挤！不，等下。
It doesn't matter, doesn't matter! Come. Come. 没关系，没关系！来，来。
Danny, we can get off. We can get off. 丹尼，我们还有机会下船，还有机会下船。
No, we can do this. No. We can do it. No. 不，我们能成。我们能回家。
Are you on your own? 你一个人么？
What's your name? 你叫什么？
Have you got any paperwork with you? 你有没有身份证明？
Where have you come from? 你从哪儿来？
Astonishing, astonishing, astonishing! 震惊，震惊，震惊！（薇芙·鲁克当选总理）
Call link. 拨打群聊。
No, call family link, audio only. 不，拨打家庭群，不用视频。
Calling family link. 呼叫家庭群。
Danny, have you seen the news over here? 丹尼，你在那边看新闻没有？
Your favourite woman Prime Minister! I've actually met her. 你最爱的女首相！我见过本尊。
I love it, she's a nightmare, the whole system's in pieces. 我爱死了，简直噩梦，整个体制四分五裂。
Oh, Dan, mate, no, take me off the family link. 哦，丹，伙计，把我从家庭群里撤出。
We've got to catch up. A lot of things have changed since you went away. 我们得聚聚。你走之后发生很多事情。
Sorry, Celeste. 对不起，赛蕾丝忒。
I don't mind. It doesn't bother me, you stay on the link. 我不介意。没关系，你不用挂。
Just do what you want. You're very fond of saying 做你想做的，你很热衷说
it's your family. 这是你家人。
Don't start. 别哪壶不开。
Excuse me! I think, if anyone started this, it was you, Stephen. 抱歉！我觉得，要说哪壶不开，那也是你在提，史蒂芬。
Can I just point out - Daniel left his husband for someone else, no-one had a go at him. 我可否指出-丹尼因为别人抛弃他丈夫 也没见大家对他说三道四啊。
Me, it's the end of the world. 换成我，就是世界末日。
Why is that? 为啥搞双标？
I thought I'd better say. 我觉得最好我来说。
Oh, Viktor, sorry, are you OK? 哦，维克多，抱歉，你还好么？
Hello! Where are you? 喂！你在哪儿？
Oh, Vik, mate, do us a favour - put Daniel on. 哦，维克，伙计，劳驾让丹尼尔接电话。
It's a long story. 说来话长。
Wait, sorry, but it says you're home. 等等，抱歉，电话显示你在家。
You're phoning from Uncle Dan's. You're in Britain? 你从丹叔家打进来的。你在英国？
Oh, my God, no way! 哦，我的天，不可能！
You did it. 你成功了。
How did that happen? 怎么做到的？
Oh, that's brilliant! 哦，太棒了！
That's amazing! How did you do it, Dan? 太棒了，你怎么搞定的，丹？
Danny, are you there? 丹尼，在吗？
I'm at the house and Daniel's dead. 我在家，可丹尼尔走了。
I'm sorry, but he drowned. 对不起，他溺水了。
We thought we could get across the Channel, 我们以为可以穿越英吉利海峡，
but on the news it says 17 bodies - that was Daniel. 但新闻报道说17具尸体-其中有丹尼尔。
He's dead. 他走了。
He drowned. 溺水了。
We got half a mile from the shore, but that's a very long way. 我还差半英里就到海岸，但真的好长。
What? The police don't know. 什么？-警察不知道。
His passport was gone, his wallet was in his bag, 他的护照不见了，他的钱包在手提箱里。
and his bag was lost. 手提箱又丢了。
So, he's in a town on the coast called Rye, unidentified. 于是，他躺在海边小镇，莱镇，无人认领。
I didn't want to do that. 我不想这么做。
But I thought, if I came here, they'd never find me. 但我想，如果我来这里，他们永远找不到我。
That doesn't work, I know. 这行不通，我知道。
I apologise to you all, but we got on the boat, 我向大家道歉，我们上了船，
and the boat sank. 但是船沉了。
And he's dead. 他死了。
I came home. Is this home? 我回家了。还算家么？
OK. 好吧。
Viktor, please, are you there? 维克多，拜托，你还在么？
Viktor! 维克多！
Viktor? 维克多？
Open the door! 开门！
Viktor! 维克多！
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