[MOESHA] UNTIL NOW, JANUARY 30TH.
HAS DONE VERY LITTLE TO DISTINGUISH ITSELF.
EVEN THOUGH MY FATHER INSISTS.
THAT MY BIRTH MADE IT THE GREATEST DAY.
OF HIS LIFE.
SEE, IN THE EYES OF FATHER TIME, IT'S A PROBLEM CHILD.
IF MYLES WERE A DAY, HE WOULD BE JANUARY 30TH.
BUT SEE, TOMORROW, HOWEVER, THAT WILL CHANGE FOREVER.
SEE, NO MORE SAND IN THE FACE.
FROM THE APRIL FOOLS AND THE HALLOWEENS.
OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE TOMORROW,
I, MOESHA MITCHELL, WILL BE 16 YEARS OLD.
AND OFFICIALLY ABLE TO DATE BOYS.
♪ MO TO THE, E TO THE ♪
♪ UP IN THE MORNING A NEW DAY IS DAWNING ♪
♪ IT'S ME, IT'S ME ♪
♪ NOW REALIZING MY RESPONSIBILITY ♪
♪ IT'S ME ♪
♪ MY BEST FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA BE DOWN COME ON ♪
♪ I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO, AHH ♪
♪ I GOTTA MOVE ♪
♪ MOESHA ♪
♪ MOESHA! ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, INVITATION, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
BIG BRUH, IS IT ME, OR THESE YOUNG PEOPLE
COMPLETELY CHANGED SINCE YOU AND I CAME UP?
YEAH, BRO. THEY'RE NOT YOUNG ANYMORE.
NO, SIR, THEY'RE BIGGER, FASTER, DUMBER. YEAH. MMM-HMM.
EVERYTHING WE LIKED IN A GIRL WHEN WE WAS COMING UP.
UH... BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
WHOA! I'M SORRY, MY BROTHER. I GOT TO PAT YOU DOWN.
WHAT? YOU AIN'T NO COP.
NOPE. BATMAN.
[CLEARS THROAT] EXCUSE ME.
NOW... DEE, BABY, WHAT YOU DOING?
STOPPING YOU FROM EMBARRASSING YOUR DAUGHTER.
NO, I JUST HAVE TO TELL HER SOMETHING. WHAT?
YOU KNOW.
NO, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT?
MO, I WAS WONDERING... WHAT?
YOU KNOW. NO, I DON'T KNOW.
I KNOW.
MYLES, GO TO BED.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
BUT I CAN PULL THEM EARS OFF TRYING.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OOH, LET'S DANCE, HAKEEM.
ALL THAT SCRATCHING IS MAKING ME ITCH.
WELL, THEY GOT OINTMENTS FOR THAT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST STEP OFF, KIM? I'M SPINNING RECORDS.
WELL, SPIN A SLOW ONE.
'CAUSE I DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG
WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND.
WELL, THEY GOT OINTMENTS FOR THAT, TOO.
[FRANK] WHOO! THAT'S IT, BABY.
DEE, YOU LOOKED GOOD OUT THERE. WHY, THANK YOU.
TOO BAD YOUR PARTNER DIDN'T. STILL DOING THE ROBOT.
[BOTH LAUGH]
BRO, YOU JUST CAN'T LET GO.
COME ON, MAN. CAN'T LET GO.
BERNIE, WHY DON'T YOU TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR BROTHER?
HE PROMISED MO THAT SHE COULD DATE,
AND NOW HE'S WAFFLING.
UH-UH, NO, I'M NOT WAFFLING.
I DON'T WANT HER TO DATE, PERIOD.
YOU AIN'T RIGHT, BIG BRUH.
OH, COME ON NOW, BERN.
YOU JUST SAID SO YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU?
THESE KIDS NOWADAYS ARE BIGGER, FASTER, DUMBER.
YEAH, BUT I MEANT THAT IN A POSITIVE WAY.
I MEAN, ALL I'M SAYING TO YOU IS,
LET MO BE A KID. SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE, BIG BRO.
YEAH, RIGHT. I'M TELLING YA.
DANG, LOOK AT THE CUTIES!
WE GOT TO GET ON.
I'M TELLING HER NOW.
GO IN AND TELL HER.
FRANK, HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
YOU GONNA LOCK HER UP?
CERTAIN PARTS OF HER, YEAH.
FRANK, IF MO'S GONNA DO SOMETHING,
SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST THAT YOU RAISED HER RIGHT.
AND WHEN IT GETS DOWN TO IT, SHE WILL DO THE
RIGHT THING WHEN IT COMES TO CRUNCH TIME.
OH, NO, NO. SEE, NOW, MO KNOW I DON'T ALLOW NO CRUNCHING.
SO, I GUESS YOU'VE HAD
A DISCUSSION WITH HER ABOUT THE DANGERS
OF AN ACTIVE SEX LIFE.
YEAH, I TOLD HER IF SHE COME HOME
WITH A BABY, SHE GOT TO DEAL WITH ME.
THAT'S ABOUT AS DANGEROUS AS IT'S GONNA GET, TOO.
FRANK, THAT IS NOT A DISCUSSION.
I KNOW. IT'S A THREAT.
OOH.
POP'S IDEA OF BIRTH CONTROL.
HITTING AND CUSSING, NO DISCUSSING.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
YEAH, POPS WASN'T NO BILL COSBY, HUH?
OH, MAN, HE THOUGHT COSBY WAS A PUNK.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, YO, DEE, DAD, COULD YOU TELL MYLES
TO GO TO BED?
HE'S RUINING MY PARTY.
UH-OH. [SIGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[ALL CHEERING]
[APPLAUSE]
OKAY, LITTLE SOUL TRAIN WHO COULD,
IT'S BEDTIME. COME ON.
[ALL GROAN]
WHAT'S UP, MARCIA BRADY? YOU GOT A DATE YET?
LOOK, I'M NOT IN A HURRY, KIM.
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST WAITING, TAKING MY TIME.
WAITING FOR THE RIGHT SOMETHING SOMETHING.
MMM-HMM.
NOBODY ASKED YOU, HUH?
WELL, FLIP THE SCRIPT, MO.
YOU MUST BE CRAZY IF YOU THINK
I'MMA ASK A BOY FOR A DATE.
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT MY FIRST DATE?
CHOKE HOLD? [LAUGHTER]
HARDY HAR, HAR, HAR!
UH-OH.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE AT THE DOOR.
WHY IS OHAGI HERE?
OOH, CAN YOU BELIEVE HE'S GOT THE NERVE
TO COME UP HERE TO YOUR PARTY AFTER WHAT
HE DID TO YOU?
WHAT DID HE DO?
OOH, HE DOGGED MO LIKE A CAN OF ALPO.
NO, HE DIDN'T.
YES, HE DID, SNOOP.
SHH. HERE HE COMES.
HELLO, MY SISTERS.
[ALL] HI, OHAGI.
ALL RIGHT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOESHA.
IT WAS UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. WHO INVITED YOU?
KIM.
WELL, HE DROVE PAST MY MAMA'S CAR ON THE FREEWAY.
WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
LOOK, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL UP ON OUT OF HERE, OHAGI.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
SINCE YOU COULDN'T OFFICIALLY DATE,
YOU WEREN'T OFFICIALLY MY GIRL,
SO IT WASN'T LIKE I OFFICIALLY DID YOU WRONG.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND YOU MUST BE OFFICIALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND
IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA FORGET WHAT YOU DID
JUST BECAUSE YOU COME UP IN HERE
WITH A WEAK RAP, A CHEAP GIFT,
AND A FAKE AFRICAN NAME.
NOW, YOU KNOW MY RAP AIN'T WEAK.
COME ON, SWEETHEART, LET'S DANCE. COME ON.
LET'S NOT.
SO IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?
IT'S THE WAY YOU MADE IT, BRUH.
POOF!
THAT'S RIGHT.
'CAUSE IF YOU MESS WITH MY GIRL AGAIN,
YOU GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE KILLER K.
WANT TO DANCE?
SURE.
[MOUTHING]
WHAT'S UP, MO? HEY! WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HEY, WHAT'S UP, DATELESS IN SEATTLE? [LAUGHS]
NOTHING MUCH, HOME ALONE 1, 2, AND 3.
HAKEEM, WHY WON'T A BOY ASK ME OUT?
WELL, FOR ONE THING, YOUR DAD'S THREATENED
EVERY BROTHER AT THE PARTY.
FOR REAL? YES!
[HAKEEM] PLUS, YOU'RE INTELLIGENT,
YOU'VE GOT DIRECTION, YOU'VE GOT YOUR
SITUATION TOGETHER.
EXCUSE ME, THAT'S A PROBLEM?
WELL, YEAH.
LOOK, MO. YOU'RE A HIGH-MAINTENANCE SISTER.
A BROTHER GOT TO STEP TO YOU
WITH THE FULL PACKAGE, LOOKS, BRAINS,
AND AN ATM CARD.
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT THEY'RE SCARED OF ME, HAKEEM?
YEAH.
DON'T WORRY, MO. BROTHERS ARE SCARED OF ME, TOO.
TERRIFIED.
LOOK, MO, FORGET ALL THAT MADNESS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME?
MMM, THAT'S SWEET, BUT NO, THANKS.
OH, COME ON, MAN. YEAH, COME ON.
WE COULD HAVE A THREESOME.
LATER ON, DROP HER OFF, AND WE CAN HAVE
A TWOSOME.
[OHAGI] YEAH, WORD. [SIGHS]
WE CAN ALL GO TO THE MOVIES. I'll EVEN DRIVE, MO.
ANYBODY GOT A PAPER?
I THINK THAT NEW EDDIE MURPHY MOVIE
IS STILL PLAYING AT THE DOLLAR THEATER.
FORGET IT, OHAGI. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU,
ESPECIALLY ON A DATE.
WHAT? [SCOFFS] YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
A DATE? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DATE?
ON A DATE, YOU WOULDN'T BUY YOUR OWN POPCORN,
GET YOUR OWN GAS MONEY, OR HOLD YOUR OWN HAND.
ALL I'M OFFERING, LOVELY, IS A RIDE. NO OBLIGATION.
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY.
GOOD. SO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
Y'ALL BE READY BY 7:00.
[SCOFFS] HE MAKES ME SICK.
HE THINKS HE'S SO CUTE.
YEAH, BUT BABY'S DEFINITELY CUTE. HUH, HAKEEM?
WHAT?
OH, YEAH, UH, HE NICE.
HE GOT A NICE BUILD.
MAN, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T LOOK AT DUDES, MAN.
WELL, I DON'T CARE HOW FINE YOU THINK HE IS, HAKEEM.
I'M NOT GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH HIM.
LOOK, I TOLD YOU I DON'T LOOK AT DUDES.
I DON'T! I DON'T LIKE DUDES!
HA!
CHECKMATE.
OH, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MOVE?
DEE.
IT'S A FOOL'S MATE, MATE.
[LAUGHTER]
DEE, WILL YOU FASTEN MY BRACELET, PLEASE?
SURE, HONEY.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOING OUT ON A DATE.
NAH. A BUNCH OF US ARE JUST GOING TO THE MOVIES. NO DATE.
SO, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DRESSED LIKE WHAT?
LIKE YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE.
MYLES, GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE "FREAK LIKE ME" DRESS ON.
I DON'T SEE WHY, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY DRESS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
BABY, THAT DRESS WAS WRONG WHEN THEY PICKED THE COTTON.
THEN I GUESS IT WAS WRONG WHEN YOU AND DEE
GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY, DADDY.
WOULD YOU TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS GIRL?
'CAUSE I CAN'T TALK TO HER ANYMORE.
DON'T PAY HIM ANY MIND. HE'S JUST NERVOUS.
YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY HIT HIM KINDA HARD.
WHAT IS HE NERVOUS ABOUT?
OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
YOU HAVING SEX, GETTING PREGNANT, AND DYING OF SOME DISEASE.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY,
'CAUSE HAKEEM SAID I'M TOO TOGETHER
FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.
OH! AND WHAT DOES A TOO-TOGETHER WOMAN DO
TO PREVENT SUCH THINGS FROM HAPPENING?
DEE, YOU GOTTA TRUST ME. I KNOW HOW TO PROTECT MYSELF.
YOU DO. HOW?
WELL, FOR ONE THING, I GOT THESE.
CONDOMS.
MO, ARE YOU HAVING SEX?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, ARE YOU DOING THE WILD THING,
GETTING DOWN, SLAPPING SHOES?
"SLAPPING SHOES"?
IT'S "KNOCKING BOOTS," DEE.
ARE YOU?
NO, I'M NOT.
WELL, THEN, WHAT DO YOU NEED THESE FOR?
SOMEBODY GAVE THEM TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
WELL, WHO WOULD GIVE YOU CONDOMS...
KIM.
MAYBE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF.
I KNOW. DON'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL.
[CAR HORN TOOTS]
THAT'S MY RIDE. I GOTTA GO.
DEE, I GOT TO GO.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
NOT TOO GOOD A TIME.
WHAT WILL YOU BE HAVING, MOESHA?
WELL, PUT HERS ON MY CHECK.
I DON'T WANT NOTHING OF MINE ON NOTHING OF YOURS.
THIS IS NOT A DATE. [CHUCKLES]
GIVE ME THE TUNA TARTARE WITH TOAST.
WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANOTHER TABLE? [CHUCKLES]
I DO. [GIGGLES]
NAH. I'll JUST HAVE THE SAME THING MO'S HAVING.
BE SURE TO PUT HIS IN A DOGGIE BAG.
HEY, OHAGI.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, BOY?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ALL DAY.
I'VE BEEN AROUND.
WELL, NOT AROUND ME.
LISTEN, THE GANG'S ALL OVER HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME AND JOIN US
INSTEAD OF SITTING OVER HERE BY YOURSELF?
EXCUSE ME, TAYLOR. OHAGI ISN'T BY HIMSELF.
HE'S WITH ME.
OH, MOESHA.
DO YOU KNOW I DID NOT SEE YOU SITTING OVER HERE.
I WAS BLINDED BY THE GLARE FROM KIM'S SWAP-MEET LIP GLOSS.
[KIM] SEE?
DON'T YOU START IT, BOUGIE!
DON'T YOU START IT.
ANYWAY, YOU'RE STILL WELCOME TO JOIN US IF YOU'D LIKE.
WELL, NO. I'M COOL. I'M GONNA JUST SIT HERE AND HANG WITH MO.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME WHEN YOU'RE
THROUGH SLUMMING.
SHE BETTER BE HAPPY MY FRIES ARE COMING.
WHAT'S UP? WE TOGETHER NOW?
PLEASE. DON'T EVER TRY TO PLAY A PLAYER.
[KIM] WHY? [BOTH] 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT GET PLAYED.
[BOTH GIGGLE]
WELL, ANYWAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
LOOK, I DIDN'T OPEN IT THE FIRST TIME
YOU GAVE IT TO ME, AND I'M NOT GONNA
OPEN IT NOW.
[SIGHS] I'll OPEN IT.
BOOM! THAT'S A PRETTY FLY FLY SWATTER YOU GOT THERE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S THE DREAM CATCHER RIGHT THERE.
A WHAT?
IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE. LOOK.
READ IT. HERE.
"THE DREAM CATCHER WAS USED BY THE WOODLAND INDIANS
TO CATCH ALL DREAMS, GOOD OR BAD.
THE BAD DREAMS ARE HELD TO THE FIRST MORNING LIGHT,
THEN BURNED OFF.
THE GOOD DREAMS FILTER DOWN
TO THE FEATHERS, WHERE THEY ARE HELD
TO RETURN ANOTHER NIGHT
"TO BE DREAMED ANEW."
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I'M GONNA BUY YOU ONE OF THOSE SO YOU CAN DREAM ABOUT ME.
THEN THEY BETTER GET ME THAT NIGHTMARE MODEL.
[INAUDIBLE]
FRANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH MOESHA'S DIARY?
PROOFREADING.
I HAD TO DO IT, BABY.
THIS CHILD WAS SNEAKING AROUND WITH A BOY BEFORE SHE WAS 16.
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH SNEAKING RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
FRANK, YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T RIGHT.
DEE, I'VE BEEN RAISING THESE KIDS FOR 16 YEARS.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
AND I'VE BEEN TEACHING 16-YEAR-OLDS FOR 16 YEARS.
I KNOW A THING OR TWO, TOO, YOU KNOW.
I'M SORRY, BABE. I'M JUST CONCERNED ABOUT MO.
NO. YOU JUST DON'T TRUST HER.
YEAH. AND FROM WHAT I JUST READ, I GOT GOOD REASON, TOO.
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
HUH? LOOK, SEE, "WALKING IN THE PARK,
HOLDING HANDS, FEELING BUTTERFLIES."
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE GOT A NORMAL TEENAGER.
FRANK.
HONEY, JUST TALK TO HER.
MOESHA AND I HAD A VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD,
HONEST CONVERSATION.
THAT GIRL HAS HER HEAD ON RIGHT.
SHE'S VERY MATURE.
OH, PLEASE, DEE, SHE'S A CHILD.
SHE MAY BE INEXPERIENCED, BUT SHE IS NOT A CHILD.
SHE IS GORGEOUS, HAS A BODY TO DIE FOR,
AND CARRIES CONDOMS IN HER PURSE.
CONDOMS?
DEE, YOU GAVE HER CONDOMS? NO.
SOMEBODY ELSE GAVE THEM TO HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
WELL, NOW WHO WOULD...
KIM.
MAYBE.
WELL, DID YOU TAKE THEM?
NO. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.
WELL, I DO.
WELL, TOO BAD YOU NEVER TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT.
FRANK, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD PUT THAT BACK
WHERE I FOUND IT EXACTLY HOW I FOUND IT.
[INAUDIBLE]
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
YEAH, MAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
WELL, I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW, WE COULD
JUST KICK BACK, LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC,
CATCH SOME DREAMS.
YOU'RE DREAMING, ALL RIGHT. TAKE ME HOME.
[CLICKS TONGUE] YEAH, MAN.
JUST DROP ME OFF AT THE BUS STOP.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y'ALL? WE JUST GOT HERE.
WELL, YOU CAN STAY 'CAUSE I'M GHOST. YEAH, I'M WITH MO.
UH-UH! NOBODY MOVES AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
MO, OUT THE CAR. [SCOFFS]
I SAID MO.
GIRL, WHY ARE YOU TRIPPING?
I'M NOT TRIPPING. YES, YOU ARE.
THIS IS MY CHANCE WITH BROWN SUGAR, AND YOU'RE ALL BLOCKING.
REALITY CHECK. HE DOESN'T WANNA BE WITH YOU, KIM.
WELL, DID HE TELL YOU SOMETHING?
NO. THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW?
HE JUST LEFT. RAN DOWN THE ROAD.
HAKEEM! BABY!
KIM?
[KIM] HAKEEM!
TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE.
MOESHA, WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING IT? YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME.
I'M NOT FIGHTING ANYTHING YET.
SO IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?
NOW THAT WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER
OUT IN THE OPEN, YOU'RE NOT DOWN.
NOT WITH YOU.
I WROTE A POEM FOR YOU.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HEAR YOUR TIRED POEM, OHAGI.
SAVE IT FOR YOUR GROUPIE, TAYLOR.
OH, I CAN'T DO THAT.
I WROTE IT JUST FOR YOU.
MATTER OF FACT, I CALL IT JUST FOR YOU.
MOESHA, I'M SORRY FOR ANY PAIN
I MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU.
I'VE BEEN DOGGING MYSELF EVER SINCE I HURT YOU.
I WAS STUPID, AND, YEAH, I WAS WRONG.
I WOULD DO ANYTHING,
ANYTHING TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
IT DOESN'T RHYME.
WE DO.
NO. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
DOING WHAT? MAKING ME LIKE YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, OHAGI, BUT YOU'RE A DOG.
YES, BUT A LOYAL ONE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU'RE BAD FOR ME.
YOU'LL END UP BREAKING MY HEART.
OOPS. YOU ALREADY DID THAT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT THAT DIDN'T
OFFICIALLY COUNT.
TAKE ME HOME.
JUST LIKE THAT?
JUST LIKE THAT.
MOESHA, I'M TELLING YOU...
TAKE ME HOME, OHAGI.
SAY NO MORE.
[ENGINE STARTS]
HI, DADDY. WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE?
WAITING FOR YOU. WHY? I'M NOT LATE.
NO. I KNOW. I KNOW.
IT'S JUST TIME WE TALKED, PUMPKIN, THAT'S ALL.
ABOUT WHAT?
UH... HOW ABOUT YOUR DATE TONIGHT?
IT WASN'T A DATE.
WELL, YOU SAW A MOVIE, RIGHT? HOW WAS IT?
WEAK! I CAN'T BELIEVE EDDIE MURPHY USED TO BE A BIG STAR.
[CHUCKLES] TRUST ME, YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA BE
SAYING THE SAME THING
ABOUT MARTIN LAWRENCE.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
SO, UH...
HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND?
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
HE? DOES "HE" HAVE A NAME?
LOOK, PUMPKIN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ME, OR NOT TALK TO ME, ABOUT ANYTHING
BECAUSE I TRUST YOU, AND I BELIEVE IN YOU.
AND I'M HERE FOR YOU, NO MATTER WHAT.
DADDY? WHAT?
WHY ARE BOYS SUCH DOGS?
[CHUCKLES] OH, BABY!
NOW, THAT'S... THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
YOU KNOW, BOYS SOMETIMES
CAN BE REAL IDIOTS, SO CAN MEN,
SO CAN FATHERS.
[MOESHA] TONIGHT, I HAD A REAL CONVERSATION.
WITH MY DADDY ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVEN OHAGI,
AND HE DIDN'T ACT WEIRD OR ANYTHING,
EXCEPT HE OFFERED TO TIGHTEN OHAGI UP IF I WANTED HIM TO.
I TOLD HIM I WOULD GET BACK TO HIM ON THAT. [CHUCKLES]
I GAVE HIM MY BIRTHDAY CONDOMS TO KEEP.
UNTIL I NEEDED THEM.
HE WANTED TO KNOW WHEN I THOUGHT.
THAT MIGHT BE, AND I SAID,
"WHEN I GET MARRIED."
THEN HE SAID, "SO, YOU WON'T NEED THEM."
YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S RIGHT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
[MAN] YEAH!