- Hello. - Hello. Jacob.
- Camilla. - Please sit down.
Somethingto drink? Wine perhaps?
I'lljusthave some water.
Excuse me.
Since we don'tknowone another, I've got some questions, ifthat's okay?
Yes, sure...
Do you watch a lot ofTV?
No more than normal.
- Okay, what's normalfor you? - I don'tknow, a bit...
Do you have plants athome?
Right, next one. In the ad you said you were humorous. Is thattrue?
Well, in my job the environmentis quite tough -
- so it's importantto keep your humour up through laughing a bit...
What do you mean?
Thatyou... you laugh sometimes...
- Why do you have a moustache? - Sorry?
Moustache?
It's something I'm comfortable wlth. Ithinkit's good looking.
Okay, thatwas everything.
Sorry about allthe questions, but this isn't a naturalway ofmeeting.
It's alright.
Well, nowthat's done.
- Have you made up your mind? - Yes, I have.
- What are you goingto have? - I'll be honestwlth you...
- You're notmy type. - Butwe've just...
Yes, I know, butyou feel straight awaythere isn't anything, you know.
- I see... - So, I may as well leave.
Okay? Bye.
Bye.
KOPS
Whatwas lthinking of...
- Yes... how'd it go wlth that girl? - Not so good.
Whatthe hell...?
Whatkind ofbloodymusic is this?
- No, no... - No, that's mine andthat's yours...
Has everyone bid? Did you bid, Lasse?
Lasse, did you bid?
- Three aces. - Full house.
Damn, Greta, that's the thirdtime. You're cheating!
- There's no cheating here. - No, we never do.
- Then it's justpure luck. - Luck? No, skill...
- Let's go! - Shutup everyone!
- Get on the floor! - Down, down!
- Let's go, let's go! - Thirty seconds!
Benny...!
Benny!
It's lunch time.
- What are we having? - Waffle hot dogs.
No mustard on mine, Agneta.
Can I have some grilled onions as well?
Lasse! Come on, sayit!
- I love you. - What? I didn'thear. What'd you say?
- I love you. - You see, he can't sayit.
- ljust said it. - Are you embarrassed? Just sayit.
- What should he say? - He should say, "I love you".
- To me? - No, Agneta.
- What, you love Agneta? - No, Lasse.
ljustthink we've gone beyond that stage.
- What stage is that? - Exactly.
- Suddenly everyone's againstme... - Admityou're no romantic. It's okay.
Exactly. And he's gettingfat. Feel here.
- Stop it... - Sayit, then. Sayit...
- I love, I love you! Are you happy? - No. You should sayitwlth feeling.
- Jacob here. It's Jacob... Jacob. - Hi Jacob. We have a 24-71.
Again? We're on our way.
Lasse, let's go. We've got a 24-71.
- What are we goingto do now? - Acoffee after lunch sounds good.
- What are you doing? - Talking a bit.
Cutit out. Let's gethim.
Okay... One... two... three... Let's go!
Go aboutyour business, we've gotthis under control.
Hey, Dick... Yes...
H�kan, that shampoo in the shower, is it anti-dandruff? It's so foamy.
Yes, it's really creamy. Dog shampoo has to be like thatto maintain volume.
Hello... Right, everyone's here.
- Good morning, officers. - Good morning, Folke.
- Are you allwell? - Yes, thanks.
Good... Right, Agneta.
Okay. At 08:30theyrang from the hot-dog stand-
- there was some guy in a cowboyhat...
- And cowboyboots. - And cowboyboots.
...walking on the railwaytracks. When we gotthere he was gone.
Bun?
Whatis that cowdoing outthere?
Well... He's grazing, lthink.
- Anything else? - What's it called...
Agneta and I wantto talk aboutthe patrol cars.
I know, it's been really confusing lately.
- We should callthem patrol cars. - Patrol cars?
- That's whatthey're called. - I'm not going round saying patrol car!
It's allwrong. There are differentpolice service vehicles.
There's trafic control cars, investigation cars...
Benny, come on... We've only got two cars. Number one andtwo.
- It's not so hardto keep track. - Right, right...
- Really good buns, bythe way. - I bakedthem.
- Really good. - Thanks.
Dick, no way, come on. Off... off!
- Jesus, Jacob! - I have to.
- What'd happen ifyou didn't? - Nothing.
Butifl didn't do it lwouldn't stop thinking aboutit.
- Haven'tyou tried skipping it? - Once. I couldn't stop thinking aboutit.
I hadto do ittwice the next day. You knowthat. Why ask?
- I didn't ask, ljustthinkit's strange. - That's howitis.
Hello!
Little squirt... God, no, no, no... Hello! What do you wantfrom me?
Everytime I'm here, you're after my arse. Whatyou want?
- Who are you? - Jenny.
Right, you're thatlittle mongrel lfetch here sometimes.
- You're the mongrel! - Cheeky, too? Nowyou're done for!
So, violence against a policeman?
That's atleast a life sentence.
Shit, 28 seconds...
Come on... in the hole...
Two, three, four, five, six...
- Hey, Benny. You okay? - Hi, Mike.
- I'm fine. - Whatyou doing?
- Just some... - Shit, you fag, you're knitting!
- Mymother knits. - Shutthe fuck up.
Shit, that sounds nuts. "Fuck"? You sound like a total straight.
- Say"fock", gangsta style, like. - I am...
Christ, whatyou doing here Mike? Go in, eatfood! Now!
- Hi, Benny. - Hi, Ramzi.
- Howare you? - Fine, and you?
- Whatyou doing, knitting? - It's goingto be one ofthose...
Whatyou knit? Police don't go knit. Musthelp people.
Mywlfe knits in home. Are you wlfe?
No, you knowl'm a policeman.
- What a policeman. Bye, Benny! - Bye.
I gotyour message...
...and yes, it's going to be greatmeeting you, too.
I'lltellyou what I'll be wearing so you'll recognize me.
I'll be wearing... blue... lightblue jeans-
- and a white stripedtop.
Or maybe a blue striped one, I haven't decided yet.
But... howdo you say...
I have darkhair andwlll have a moustache... or, I have a moustache.
See you this evening and... see you this evening.
Which one should lwear?
- That one. - You like it... Andthis blue one?
- It doesn't go together? No? - No...
This one, then.
Hello... Good you could come.
No problem. I didn'thave any plans.
- I have a date today. - Today again?
- Butthis time itfeels really good. - I've heardthatbefore.
- But... - Hello, Jenny.
Listen... 28 year-oldwoman seeks a cuddly guy.
She says she likes long walks and cozy nights at home.
- Hello. - Hi.
- I see you're drinkingwhite wlne? - Yes.
I'll also have that...
Aglass ofwhite.
My daughter thought I should wear the white striped one.
- I see. - What are you reading?
Abook...
Itfeels a little strange meeting like this... You know...
No... It's not so strange meeting...
We don'thave to talk aboutit, we can justtalk.
What do you do otherwise, besides longwalks and cozynights athome?
- Nothing else. - Me neither. I do nothing.
You take snuff?
No, I... Ithinkit's cool when girls take snuff.
- Do you? - Yes... Can I...?
- You take snuff? - No, but I'll showyou something.
- Amagician? - I'm a little nervous, but...
But lthinkit'llwork.
No...
Jesus...
- That's disgusting! - Oh, sorry.
Excuse me, can I have a napkin?
I've always done it, butitworks better since mymouth has grown.
- Howclever! - Thanks. Can you do it?
No, I can do this. Crazy...
I can do this as well which is reallyfunny.
You maybe... Be careful...
No. Almost...
- Hello... You're Jacob, right? - Yes.
I'm Lena.
- What? Are you sure? - Yes. We were meantto meethere.
You were goingto be in jeans, a striped shirt andwlth a moustache.
Yes, that seems right.
- We could maybe do it another time? - Listen, I...
Take care.
- I'm really sorry. - I didn'tunderstandthatitwas...
...one ofthese...
You knowwhat? I'm getting up early tomorrow, so I'm goingto go up and...
- Maybe we could meet another time? - I'll be here tomorrow.
- Nice meeting you. - Likewlse.
- Jacob. - Jessica.
Good night.
- You fuckher? - Cutit out, I'm a serious guy.
Yes, but... I'm a serious...
Fucking is serious. Ifl didn'thave Agneta, I'd showyou how.
You knowthe secret ofgetting a woman? Agood carpet and curtains.
When they see thatit signals security. Andthey open up right away.
- Lasse, you're... Ashaggy carpet? - Yes, that's whatit's about.
- Hi, Benny. Nice! - Thanks.
What? Shaggy... just shaggy...
Hi, all... What's it called... I'd like to...
...l've got some presents here, that...
It's nothing special, I made them myself... Feels so silly.
- Let's see. - Showus.
- Are they oven gloves? - No, sweatbands.
- You made them yourself? - Nice.
There's a letter on them for each name, so just...
Here you are, Jacob. H�kan.
- Thanks! - Agneta...
Trythem on. You like them?
- Look, Lasse, you look good. - You too.
Ithoughtwhen we playbandy sometime...
Then we could be like a team.
Good day, officers. This is Jessica Lindblad.
- Central Bureau ofNational Police. - HQ.
HQ... And she has something importantto tellyou.
- You wantto continue? - Thanks.
Hello, everyone...
We've looked at statistics from the whole country-
- andwhat's positive is thatyou don't reallyhave crime here-
- to motivate your activity.
As you know, even we are struggling wlth a tough economy-
- andthe resultis that we are obligedto make cuts...
To get straightto it, this station wlll be closedwlthin three months.
I have a programme ofmeasures you can look at...
Wait a bit...
Willthis mean thatwe won'tbe policemen later?
No, there are other districts in need ofpersonnel.
- Butwhy? - It'll be clear ifyou look atthis.
Christ, this can'tbe for real! It can'tbe.
- Is there nothingwe can do? - Allthe uniforms...
...and patrol cars? What are you goingto do wlth them?
Wait a bit, there mustbe somethingwe can do?
- Hi. - Hi...
- Listen... - Can I have a large whiskey?
- Why didn'tyou say anything? Why? - What could I say?
- Ithoughtitwas nice meeting you. - I also thought so, butwhat...
- Why are you closingthe station? - I'mnot doing it.
- You knowwhatthis station means? - Sorry, I'm just doing my job...
You sitbehind a desk making decisions and you callthat a job?!
You don'tknow... you haven'tbeen on the streets.
- Ofcourse I have. - Wellthen, prove it.
- Please, can'tyou... - You have to be fastto catch thieves.
Let's play a game. Raise your hand and I'll countto three.
The fastest one hits the other, like this...
- Are you crazy? - Sorry, I really didn'tmean to...
Jacob, thatwas really uncalledfor.
It's a game. You hold up your hand...
...like this, then you countto three and hit... I don'tknowwhathappened.
We have received a definitive decision thatthe police station wlll be closed.
Ithas come as a suprise, both to me... andto my colleagues.
Andwe... You wantedto say something?
There's something thatpeople don'tknow.
We work accordingto an American method called "Pre-Crime"-
- or PP, which means to predict and prevent-
- crime before it... and so creating a kind ofrelation to...
Have you taken any steps againstthe closure?
We've putup a protestlist atthe grocery store.
Whatis goingto happen to allthe desks?
- Jacob, whatis it? - Whatis it?!
They're bloodyright. We're totally unnecessary!
Fuckall happens here! Check out allthe crime everywhere else!
Why can'tthey share it so we could get one little thiefhere?
lfeel so worthless. No girlfriend and soon jobless!
Calm down, for Christ's sake!
Jacob... I also thinkit's reallyhard...
Listen, we'll have a waffle hot dog.
I knowevery street, every corner. I like you, Lasse, Jacob.
You are, for me anyway, like a family. You can'tjust change that.
- Whatwlllyou and Lasse do? - We can'tjust sellthe house and go.
We'll have to stay...
Benny, do you think I've got saggytits?
No, what...? I dunno, a little...
Butit's not serious. It's notlike you go roundthinking aboutit.
- Has Lasse said so? - ljustwondered.
Whatthe hell? Agneta, wait...
Okay, whathave we gothere?
- Look... - Benny, lookhere.
- Whatis it? - Skid marks.
I'll be damned...
- It's a worn down Michelin. - Someone's probablyhitit.
You think so? I don'tknow, lthinkitfeels...
...more professional in some way.
It's like a "drive-by" situation.
Two metres from the edge...
Paralleltracks...
Hello, this is Jesica. Please leave a message. Bye.
Hello, Jessica, it's Jacob here.
ljustwantedto apologize for whathappened yesterday.
Iwas wondering ifyou could call me? You can call me anytime, I'm here...
I'm here anytime... not on Thursdays 'cause lwork early on Fridays.
Whatever, you can call me...
Okay, we'll be in touch. Bye.
Rabbit! Rabbit, Dick. Rabbit!
- Stop it! - Iwanthim to situp like a rabbit.
Look... Rabbit! He'll do it soon.
- Stop it. - Rabbit! Rabbit!
Hi, guys. Have you seen anything strange in town?
- Strange? - We had a hit and run on �sterv�gen.
The waste bin on the left has been totally destroyed.
Shit, itlooks like some total psycho has...
You haven't seen anything?
Okay, I'll have to write a report. H�kan, can you help wlth the computer?
I'm coming.
- Come on, H�kan. - It's easy, justpress the button.
Easy? There's loads ofbuttons here. There's C-TROLL-
- and DELETE and HOME and... Come on.
- H�kan. - Take it easy.
- We're having coffee. What's the hurry? - What's wlth you?
This is typical. Just'cause I dug up something.
It could be anything. It could leadto... it could be a serious crime.
Come on, H�kan.
Lasse...
Are you...
- You thinkingthe same thing as me? - Yes, probably.
- What are you thinking of? - Well, the same as you.
- Whatis that? - Well, you know...
- Sayit. - No, you first.
Come on.
- Hello, G�ran, how're things? - Hi, guys. Fine...
- I hope that's empty? - Yes, I'll putit away.
- Nice jacket. Nice wlth a hood and all. - Yes, it's a nice jacket.
- You doing anything special now? - I'm goingto sleep.
Whatwould you say ifwe gave you this?
- You giving me that? - Yes, butyou must do us a favour.
- Whatfavour? - Come wlth us to the car.
We'll discuss itin the car. In the car...
You justneedto go to the grocery store.
Then you steal something and come back.
- What should I steal? - Anything, then run like hell.
- No, it's not... I don'twantto... - You won't do it?
You won't do it? Allright, let's talkbusiness.
That's for me...
- Smells good, huh? - Shallwe drinkit? No...
Whatyou doing?! No, no! Stop it! I'll do it, I'll do it...
- I'll do itfor two bottles. - What?!
- What? - Ifl gettwo bottles... two.
You get one bottle and a newfishing rod. What do you say?
- Okay, we say so, that's fine... - I like you...
I like you, too.
- Do you believe in this? - He'll do it, don'tworry.
I don'tmean him, I mean us. What are we doing, we're policemen?
Are you just goingto stand back and watch while they close the station?
- We're justhelping boost statistics. - Statistics? We're accomplices.
- Butwe're handingthe stuffback. - Yes, but...
- Here, here! - Is thatit?
- Give me the bottle. - Ifl see you wlth it, you're going in.
- This stays between us, gotit? - And myfishing rod, can I have it?
- You'll getitlater - Later!
- Later. Get going, now! - You promised!
Get going. You'll getitlater.
- You see anyone? - No.
Think, Benny, think...
Imagine they planned to destroythe waste bin?
- Aren'tyou having a coffee? - Butthen theywouldn'thave skidded.
- It's an ordinarywaste bin. - Exactly, that's what's so...
There are skid marks, too...
Benny, Benny, look!
Hey, halt! Freeze!
Halt! Freeze!
- Shit! - Did you see who itwas?
I couldn't see... Shit...
Vodka, 75cl...
Think, Benny, change angle...
- Whatifthere's a link. - Alink?
Between whathappened yesterday andthe masked man?
Hello...
Everything okay? It's really sadwlth the closure...
lfwe look atthe list we have 22 names-
- andthe �kesson family are coming later andthey're quite a few.
- Thanks... - Are you goingto barbecue?
- Have you seen anyone strange here. - No, why?
No...? You've been burgled, Kent. These are the stolen goods
- The perpetrator got away. - Are you serious?
These things are terrible. You sure you haven't seen the perpetrator?
No... Iwas in the bathroom...
- You should reportit. - It's notnecessary, is it?
- I have my sausages back. - But a reportis veryimportant, Kent.
Butit's just a load ofpaperwork andthings...
Listen, Kent. The lawsays you have to make a report-
- otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report.
Because you didn'treportthe report you're boundto report-
- your report can be reported because you didn'treportit.
Andthen your report can be reported by us...
You understand?
No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
- Lasse, you're good attalking shit. - Shit...
For people to see the truth you have to lie a bit.
- We have a report, anyway. - Andthere'll be more.
- Is there a problem wlth the lock? - No.
Nothingwrongwlth it.
SHOOTACOP
Whatthe hellyou doing?
SHOOTAGOOSE
- No, please! - I'm goingto killyou, you bastard!
No, please!
- One, two, three. - What do, Mike, what do?
- You can do that. - You can't do that.
Benny, can you help wlth something?
You can move these three squares, can'tyou?
Pawns can move, whatis it...? Twlce the firsttime andthen once.
Can't do that.
He can only do this. Watch. This, this...
- This, can do... - No, notin this game. It's chess.
- Who said so? - I don'tknow... My dad...
- He's jokingwlth you, dad... - Fucking shit game!
Hey, wait, wait...
Shit, there itis again. There's the grocery store, the waste bin...
- The masked man... - Benny, are you feelwell?
- What?
- Yes, sure. - Are you sure you feelwell?
- Okay. Bye, bye... - Bye.
Anumber ofstrange things have started happening in our town.
We've had reports for vandalisation, theft, small arms fire...
I don'tknowhowto interpretit.
That's what I've said all along, there's some gangthing going on.
My calculations saytheyknowaboutthe closure and have moved activityhere.
- You see howserious this is? - There could be a pointto that.
Anyhow, lwantyou to keep your eyes open and be careful outthere.
- Agang... - Hang on, these are justtheories.
For instance the masked man we saw. He looks like a regular drunk.
I don'tthinkit's a gang at all.
Hi, G�ran. I needto talkto you.
Get againstthe car. Come on.
- Spreadthem. Got anything on you? - It's okay, Benny.
Getin, G�ran.
- Are you nervous? - Yes...
Why are you nervous?
There was a burglary atthe grocery store. You knowaboutit?
- Apacket ofsausages... - That's because... the fishing rod.
- Whatfishing rod? - The fishing rodwhen I... Oh, shit...
Nowl've gone and done it again...
- You wantus to skewer your balls? - Come on, G�ran.
- Come on, tell us. G�ran! - No, it's...
Haven'tyou ever barbecued? You have to prepare itwell.
That's fine, you'll burn down the whole stand.
Yes...
That's good.
- Whatthe hell are you doing?! - Nothing.
The bin was burning andwe triedto putit out.
Stop it. We've spoken to G�ran, so cutit out! What are you up to?
We're doing itfor your sakes too. We justwantto keep the station.
- Why didn'tyou say anything? - We wantedto boost statistics.
- Whatyou think we want? - We wantedto surprise you.
- Don'tyou trustus? Does Folke know? - No.
It's catching here...
Boost statistics by stealing sausages? You can't do anything right, Lasse!
God, it's burning!
lfwe're goingto boost statistics, go for it. What's this shittylittle fire?!
- Sorry, butnowyou know. - It's reallyburning.
- Why you burning Janne's stand? - We wantedto burn something...
Callthe fire department, there're gas canisters in there!
- Gas canisters? - Shit!
- Did it explode? - I don'tknow, I didn'thear...
Shit...! Where're we goingto eatlunch now?
Please respectthe exclusion zone. Thank you. Thanks.
- It's sad, Janne. - Yes.
- You knowwho could have done it? - What do you mean?
- Itlooks professional. Any enemies? - Not as far as I know.
- Any debts? - I owe myneighbour 150 crowns.
But she wouldn't do this.
Search...
Itlooks professional. Itwouldn't surprise me ifthe mafia were behind it.
Hello! Hello... could I ask some questions?
Wait a bit... Out.
Damn, Agneta, nowthe press is here.
- Agneta... Ifound something here. - Whatis it?
I don'tknow, itlooks like a detonator or something.
Take itin for analysis. Make sure you get a photo first.
Butthat's mywaffle iron!
These days, things like that can looklike anything.
Listen: "We've never seen anything like it. From idyllto inferno in days."
"Accordingto the police it's a gang. 'I agree', says Fredriksson."
- The firstpage. - Lucky Fredriksson is so dumb.
- It's bloody goodfor us. - It's really good...
Benny, whatthe hell are you doing?
Well, accordingto my calculations I should have ended up more there...
Shit Benny, you drive like a fucking cocksucker!
- Shallwe gethim? - Let's gethim.
I see you're allverybusy...
As you can see we have a newvisit from Jessica Lindblad.
Strange things have occurred here and I'd like to talkto you aboutit.
Individually, ifpossible.
- Hi. - Hi.
Don'tthink aboutwhatyou sawwlth Benny, itwas justto raise morale.
It's fine...
Itried calling you, butyou haven't called back.
Whyhaven'tyou?
You've had no crime here for 10 years. Can you explain recent events?
- It's coincidence. - Coincidence.
We work a little differently. We work wlth an American method-
- called "Pre-Crime". We're a step ahead.
It affects the whole ofsociety. Crime is on the increase.
- Coincidence? - No, a gang.
- It could be anything. The PKK... - Whatmakes you think so?
Theyknewthe station was shutting down and moved in.
With no police they can just steal and shoot or whatever.
It's because we have bad resources. We need more police.
- We have bad resources here. - I'd like to see more police.
You haven't caughtthe perpetrators. Can you explain why?
I grabbed hold ofone once, buthe got away.
- It's been quite close. - Close in whatway?
- There've been chases wlth shots fired. - Shots? That's notin my papers.
There's been wlld shooting here. Ithasn'tbeen fun.
It's been reallyhothere.
I've almostbeen hit in both myhands andfeet.
- Where didthe shooting occur? - To the north.
- Good, we can take a looktomorrow. - Yes, sure...
Sure... ofcourse.
Ofcourse. I can maybe come by and pick you up...
No, lthink we'll meetup here.
It's one ofthose recordingwatches. So I can remember things...
I see...
I recorded some ofthe shooting. Wantto hear?
Thanks
Hey, Jessica...
- Have you seen Dick? - Yes.
- It's... - Yes, he's really cute.
Wait a bit...
I reallywantto apologise for what happened last. I really didn'tmean to.
It's a game, you have to hold up your hand... Iwas drunk.
I shouldn'tblame it on that, but... that's what I'm doing...
Okay.
Hello, I'm Jessica Lindbladfrom the...
I know, I know... The rumour circulates...
- They're reallynice, all ofthem. - They're nice. We play poker together.
- Wonderful people. Fantastic. - You've had some thefthere.
- Has police collaboration been good? - Reallynice collaboration.
You see that door there? They putitin.
Look atthe fan... They did it.
I meetJacob most... when he walks here wlth his night stick.
Does he do that often? Walkhere wlth his night stick...? Why?
His daughter is playing over there. Jennyis the one lying on Max.
- She's a little rowdy, justlike dad! - Benny doesn'tlike mustard.
And Agneta, she's too much. One day she wants grilled onions-
- andthe next day she doesn'twant grilled onions!
She says she gets gas ifshe has too much onion.
- Iwon 300 offBennylastweek. - But, ltookhome 500.
- Buy some vegetables? - No, it's fine.
- Halfprice? - No, thanks.
- Can you play poker? - No, but I'd like a bun ifl may?
- That's super! Where'd you buyit? - Iwas given it.
- Really super. - Thanks a lot.
- This is fine. - Okay.
That's good.
Very good.
- Right. That's enough. - Watch out.
- We shouldn't exaggerate this. - We saidthere was shooting.
- It's enough. - Putin two shots.
- That's good. That's enough. - Fucking shit...
This is Patrol Car One. Itis 09:12-
- andwe're heading to the hot-dog standfor inspection.
- Good. There are buns here for later. - Okay, understood. Over and out.
Buy some sugarfor...
So, what else do you do?
- What do you mean? - Yes, what do you mean?
- Did I speakto you? - Butyou're so incredibly unclear.
Who letyou outyour cage? Unclear? Comingfrom you?
Says he! He's... he knows nothing. He can't even sayhe loves me!
It's true! What does he looklike? What's this porkhere?
His bellylooks like a stack ofpancakes. Is it a spare tire ifwe get a flat?
Says she wlth the saggingtits... Theylookincredible.
Like slack cones justhangingthere, looking straight down...
Listen... Jessica, come into the shower wlth me and you'll see. Perfect.
- This is Janne's stand. - Before itwas blown up.
- Howare you, Janne? - Well, one tries...
Benny, could I getmywaffle iron back?
Unfortunatelyit couldtake a while. It's evidence, so...
Why don'tyou get a pizza oven wlth the insurance money?
I'll stickto hot dogs. That's what I knowbest.
- You want a hot dog? - I'm fine.
Anyone knowhowthis happened?
Accordingto my calculations, the shotmusthave come from there.
Whyblowup Janne's stand wlth a grenade launcher?
Diversionarytactic. Theyblowup the stand atthe same time as they-
- plan something somewhere else. Die Hard 3.
Right. Okay...
This is where the shootingtook place.
You can see for yourself here on the trunks.
Whathappened, more precisely?
Well, Lasse and I stood over here. Ithink...
- You're not absolutely sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
- Benny and Agneta stood here. - Yes, I stood here.
- I stood here. - Yes, that's it.
- Andthen? - Then the others stood over there.
- And howmanywere there? - I'm not so sure ofthat, but...
- There were four or five ofthem. - Afewmore.
- There were more like aboutten. - Ten?
One thing I don't get. lfyou stood here and shotthere andthey shotback-
- then howcome there are bulletholes there... andthere?
I can answer that.
We gave those guys a real show.
Itwasn'treallylike that, but... almost.
You don't say.
- Thanks for today. - Goodbye.
Letme ask you something...
Whatthe hellyou doing? You think you're a super cop, you justtalk shit!
What shit? It's meantto look real.
You callthatreal?! You wantto keep the station?
- That's exactlywhat lwant. - Shutup, she's coming!
- Have a good day. - Same to you. Goodbye.
I don'tunderstand. What's up wlth him?
- You also think I exaggerated? - Itwas maybe a bitmuch.
For once I'm ready to agree wlth Agneta.
- For once? Whatyou mean "for once"? - I'm readyto agree...
- I heardthat, butwhat do you mean? - I mean I agree...
For once, but...
Wait... There's one thing I mustmake clear.
Good. What's going on here?
Benny's a good cop, buthe exaggerates sometimes. He's notreallylike that.
- You think I'm stupid? - No, not at all...
We also think what's happening here is weird.
It's nice thatyou're here, anyway...
Ithought... Iwas thinking...
Everythingthat's happening here is quite newfor us, too.
- We're working. We're investigating. - Okay...
Then I also wondered ifyou wantedto go bowling?
- Bowling... ifyou feel like it. - What?
No, I don'treallyknow. See you.
- Hey... - Yes?
- I'll come wlth. - Okay.
- I'lljustput some shoes on. - Theyhave bowling shoes there.
- I can't go barefoot. - No, ofcourse.
You're up.
What's it...? lthoughtthe first time we metwe had-
- you know, a good contact. You smiled andthings.
- Can'tyou smile when we're bowling? - Okay.
I knowa funny story. You want to hear it? It's a thighslapper.
Okay, there's a farmer thatlives bythe church up here.
He has some sheep thathe goes out wlth sometimes. Just goes outwlth.
Anyway, one day one ofthe sheep disappeared.
Then when the priest arrivedthere to...
Actually, you can't...
You have to be from here to getit. It has to do wlth howthe priestlooks...
Howare you? Howare you...?
Shit, the lane mustbe faulty. Did you see, itwas almost a strike?
- How's your hand? - No problem. Let's continue...
- Does ithurt? - No problem, we can go on...
- That doesn'tlook good. - It's fine.
- Are you sure? - Sure... It's your turn.
Will itbe long before it's healed?
No, butkeep it on for a fewweeks and it'll soon be fine.
Thanks.
- Howis it? - It's just a sprain.
Thanks for waiting, itwasn'tnecessary.
- I mean itwas nice ofyou, but... - No problem.
- I'm just goingto... - I'll help you. It's fine.
Itwas really strange, the lane musthave been faulty.
'Cause I slipped like that...
- And so we won. - Good.
Thanks for this evening, itwas nice. Itwas fun.
- Good. You think so? - Notthat, butitwas fun...
You'll have to practice. Haven'treally gotthe hang ofit.
Well, good night. Sleep well. Oh, sorry. Sorry...
Iforgot as well.
- Sleep well. - You too.
Listen...
ljustwantedto saythat...
I don'tthinkit's especiallyfun coming here and closing your station.
I really don't enjoy doing it and lwantyou to knowthat.
Really, I understand... You're justtryingto do your job.
I knowthat lwas a little short wlth you andthings...
Butyou have to be... I don'tknow howelse to tackle the situation.
- Ifl don'tkeep itup somehow. - I really understand.
- I hope you can sleep now. - Yes...
- Good night. - Good night.
- See you. - Yes. Sleep well.
- Thanks. Bye. - Bye.
Up! Rabbit! Rabbit!
Rabbit! Hello?
- Hello, is thatthe police? - For a while, anyway.
I'matthe lodge and I've kidnapped a child. I want a million crowns.
Hello?
Hello, this is H�kan.
I got a callfrom a man who says he's kidnapped a child atthe lodge.
He sounded really angry.
Itwould be good ifyou could gothere prettyfast.
lfanyone's listening, keep it quiet as there could be weapons involved.
But you others in patrolcar one and two, you must go straight away.
We're there in three minutes. Over and out.
Thanks. Rabbitl
- I'll be staying on, I'm notfinished. - Really?
- No, there are some things... - Hello.
Iwas wlth Dick doing "rabbit" andthe phone rang...
- Getto the point, H�kan. - I'lltellyou on the way. Come on!
- You see anything? - Not a damn.
- What's up? - Letme take care ofit.
We're wlllingto co-operate, butwe wantto see the childfirst.
- Agneta, you knowaboutthis? - No.
We're wlllingto co-operate, butwe wantto see the childfirst.
- You knowwho itis? - No.
- Howmany are there? - Don'tknow.
Iwant a million, or it'll getfucked up!
Benny, give me that.
Okay, butwe needtime to getthe money.
Andwe want an assurance thatnothingwlll happen to the child.
- Fuck you, there's no assurance here! - Fuck you, there's no assurance here!
- Fucking pigs, I'll blowyou away! - Fucking pigs, I'll blowyou away!
- That's enough, idiot, you sound... - That enough, idiots!
- You recognise him? - Idiot, don't saythat!
- We're going in, we're going in! - We're going in, fucking pigs!
lwant a million, or it'll getfucked up!
He seems deranged. Howfast can we get a special unithere?
- What do you think, H�kan? - I don'tknow.
- No idea. - Contact R�berga now!
- Who do I call? Anders? - Holmblad.
Hello? This is H�gbotr�sk police station.
This is H�kan from H�gbotr�sk police station.
- We can'twait. Jacob, back me up. - No, Benny, wait!
It's okay, I'm going in...
- Benny, come back! - It's okay! I'm cool!
- What do we do now? - Come here. Standthere.
Benny, look athim. He's a fuckingwlmp. He's giving it away.
It's notworking. He's nervous. We should have gotten someone else...
Keep quiet, we don'thave time. Grab me. Putthe gun here. Putithere.
- Hey, letme checkit out... - Mike, stop it, notnow...
- Okay, putit on the table. - Iwantmyvodka...
G�ran, do what I say. Mike! Come here. Okay, take it easy.
Okay, we're coming out!
I'm exchanging myselffor the child! I'm exchanging myselffor the child!
Run! The situation is under control!
I repeat. The situation is under control. We're negotiating. Stay calm!
- Howare you? - Itwas reallyheavyin there...
Wait, the boyis shocked, I'lltake care ofhim.
- Any others beside Benny and G�ran? - No. G�ran is blowlng it...
Under control? What's he doing? How's he goingto get out ofthis?
- Iwas bad, man... - Go home to dad.
- No, lwantto see some action... - Go home to dad!
- H�kan, are they coming? - Yes.
- Who? - Specialforces.
- Whatfor? - They're goingto... I called Holmberg.
- Jacob, whatyou doing? - Whatthe hell are you up to?
Whathave we here?
- Why didn'tyou say anything? - Ithought aboutwhatyou said.
I knowl exaggerated in the forest. I've fixed something more believable.
- This'llwork easy... No? - Believable?
- It's under control. - Control?
The specialforces are on the way, what aboutthem?
- Any contact? - Yes, the perpetrator is deranged...
Really, who the hell isn't? Thanks, we'lltake over here.
Delta formation, now! First group! Reinholm, Alp!
- Johnsson, Hay! - What a lot ofpolice...
Second group! Fredriksson, �kesson, Petterson! Down over there!
Shouldthere be so many, Folke?
Feucht, Djupan, Lindqvist! Stayback!
Whatthe hellwere you thinking ofnow? You musthave a plan!
I'm thinking...
Closer, thanks!
That's good! Maintain positions!
- You kidnapped a kid, nowwhat?! - Itwas just Mike!
- I didn'tknowthey'd all come. - What difference ifit's Mike!
- You have a plan, you knownothing... - I have a plan! You and Lasse didn't!
- We had greatplan! - The hot dog stand?!
Thatwas too much, butthe restwas great.
- Stop fucking shouting! - Who the fuckis shouting?
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!
Whatthe fuck are you doing?! Getthem to stop!
Acase ofvodka andtwo fishing rods for this!
Getthem to stop! Terminate!
- Cease firing! Cease firing. - Whatthe hell are you doing you idiot!
I've got one ofmy policemen in there! You open fire on my policemen again -
- and I'll killyou! Understood?!
Everyone await orders. No weapons to be discharged!
Listen, take it easy. It can getlike this when you are under stress.
- Yes, butrightnowit's difficult. - Yes, I understand.
- What's your name? - Myname is Gunnar.
I'm H�kan... Yes, I know, I understand. I really do know.
Butthere is another side to it as well. You're the leader ofa SWATteam-
- you fillyour vest, not onlyliterally...
...you are talented...
You know, lthink something's missing here.
Ahug is missing.
Take is easy, we're coming outthe house!
I repeat, we're coming outthe house!
We are nowout ofthe house!
Stand by, everyone... Stand by.
Hi, Benny...
Shit, coolvests. Hi, we're colleagues, it's fine...
Okay, to the cars. Let's go, let's go...
Fuckit, fucking specialforce pricks!
I should have had myfishing rod, and I should have hadvodka, too...
Nowit's gone to hell... shit... I should have had one vodka.
Then the fishing rod, tell him I haven't gotityet!
- Help me shift gear. - Myhand! Take it easy, ithurts!
Fourth gear!
Shit, you see that? Fucking cool! - Watch out!
- Whatyou doing?! - It's a car chase.
- Car chase? No one's chasing us! - I'mgoingforthe rightl
- Where'd you getyour licence? - I'm Bennythe cop.
Whatthe fuck you doing?!
Take it easy!
- What's up wlth your hair? - Nothing.
- Nothing? You're fucking... - Stop it!
- Have you got a wlg? - What? No way.
- Damnit, Jacob, don'ttell anyone. - No.
Don'ttell anyone. No one wlll like me...
- Yes... - No. I don'tknowanything...
I don'twantto be a policeman anymore. I can't do it, I'm useless.
Can'tfucking even drive a car properly.
I'm just a fucking bald, miserable wlmp...
Come on, everyone likes you. It's justnotthe time to discuss itnow.
Look atyou! Take you hair and let's go.
- Where's myhair? - There.
Don't say anything. Wait a bit...
Justfuckingforgetit.
Benny, I have to.
Jacob, wait a bit. Jacob...
- Jacob, wait a bit. - Whatthe hell?
Damn... Itfeels like I got some shitwlth mybelly.
- I have to shit. - You crazy?
Wait, I have to. I can'thelp it.
We're being chased and you wantto shit?! You nuts?
Wait. Ifl don't do itnow, I'll shit on us both while running.
- Fuck! - I have to!
Shit, then!
- Where're the keys? - In the car.
Fuck, in the car...
Help a little, damnit!
Liftme up.
- Anything happening? - It's so fucking quiet.
- Can'tyou sing? - Cutit out. Never!
Come on, sing. Please.
...your eyes... on mine...
- Andthe moon... - God in heaven...
Okay, into the forest everyone. Move, move!
Calmly and carefully!
- You got any paper? - You nuts?
- Can I use your bandage? - Use your hair instead.
Whatever. Here... come on!
Stretch a little. Fuck, I can'treach. You're on the cheek... Iwantthe arse.
Shit, fucking ant...
Police! Don'tmove!
I don'treallyknowwhatto say...
The station wlll be closed, as you alreadyknow.
I can't do anything aboutthat decision.
I've concluded myreport on the events in this town.
Can I ask...
- Is everything included in... - Yes, everything has been noted.
- Our names...? - You've already asked.
Willwe be put awayfor this?
That's whatwe'll do wlth that...
Iwlsh you allthe bestwlth everything you do, whatever itis.
Goodbye.
We justtriedto boost statistics.
- Nice ofyou. - Pleasure, no problem.
There's still some Kiwl cake in the kitchen ifanyone wants it.
Good, Dick, give them hell! Christ, come on...!
Look atitpositively, we have each other. Huh?
- Benny? - What? I don'tknow...
Agneta?
- Lasse, come on! - What?
Well...
I have an idea. Itmay sound stupid, but I've been thinking it over.
It's good, it's actually damn good.
Ithink we should...
- No...! - That's damn good!
THREE MONTHS LATER
Pizza Police.
They're on their way. Five minutes, ten atthe most.
- Only 60,theyhad no change. - There are a lottoday...
- You have to knead itwell... - You can! Even my dad knows this!
These four have to go, to someone called Pyk Jonsson.
- What's the address? - Hang on.
I've got a Die Hard, a Scarface andthree Rambo wlth extra cheese.
- It's on the way. - Loads ofRambos today. Incredible.
- Lasse, lay offthe cheese! - Just checking it's fresh.
- G�ran, dough! - More dough!
...and a Scarface. - This American Psycho...?
- Does anyone ever order it? - Hardly ever.
- Is itthe name or is it...? - Hi...
Hi.
- What are you doing here? - Iwas justpassing by.
Iwork for the health authorities now and I'm here to close this pizzeria.
- Tragic! - Very...
- I'm kidding. - Oh...
- You want a pizza? - I don't dare.
I knowexactlywhich one you want. I'll give you a Jacob Special.
Okay...
- With extra cheese. - Okay, I'll give it a try.
Bye.
Benny, wake up damnit!