翻譯：L.C.
翻譯：臉盆王子
翻譯：any沫沫
翻譯：haloukeiti
翻譯：Al_ice
翻譯：彼岸荼蘼
校對：鬼瞳
後期：松子不掛科
時 空 戀 旅 人
我一直都知道 我家裏人都有點奇怪 I aways knew we were a fairly odd family.
先說說我吧 First there was me.
太高 太瘦 太紅毛 Too tall. Too skinny. Too orange.
我媽很可愛 但和其他當媽的不一樣 My mum was lovely, but not like other mums.
她的性格呢 有點固執 There was something solid about her.
有點呆板 有點冷豔 總是忙忙碌碌 Something rectangular, busy and unsentimental.
她的時尚標杆是英國女王 Her fashion icon was the Queen.
我爸呢 他看上去就正常多了 Dad, well, he was more normal.
他總是那麼閑 He always seemed to have time on his hands.
自從他五十歲生日那天 After giving up teaching
辭去了大學教師的工作後 university students on his 50th birthday,
要麼隨時陪你聊天 he was eternally available for a leisurely chat or
要麼就是在乒乓大戰中被我虐 to let me win at table tennis.
漂亮 Yes.
接下來是我舅舅 德斯蒙德 And then there was Mum's brother, Uncle Desmond.
總是正裝打扮 總在混日子 Always impeccably dressed. He spent the days just, well,
反正有他自己的一套 being Uncle Desmond.
在家裏他最有魅力了 He was the most charming
但卻又傻得不行 and least clever man you could ever meet.
他思想捉摸不透 咱可懂不了 His mind was on other things, though we never found out what.
最後一位是我妹凱特琳 And then, finally there was Catherine.
又叫凱蒂或奇巧 Katie. Kit Kat. My sister.
在這個從著裝到發型都中規中矩的家庭裏 In a household of sensible jackets and haircuts there was this,
她簡直就是個野生尤物 well, what can I call her, nature thing.
一雙水靈靈的大眼 With her elfin eyes,
紫色的上衣 總是打著赤腳 her purple T-shirts and her eternally bare feet,
對於我來說 她一直都是 she was then, and still is to me,
這世界上最可愛的人 about the most wonderful thing in the world.
說到頭 童年還是很快樂的 All in all, it was a pretty good childhood.
每日重複的節奏與模式 Full of repeated rhythms and patterns.
在我21歲前 By the time I was 21,
我們每天都會來海邊享受下午茶 we were still having tea on the beach every single day.
丟石塊打水漂 吃著三文治充饑 Skimming stones and eating sandwiches,
無論春夏秋冬 不管天氣好壞 summer and winter, no matter what the weather.
每周五晚都是我們的電影之夜 And every Friday evening, a film,
也是不管天氣好與壞 no matter what the weather.
直到那一年不堪回首的跨年派對 And then once a year, the dreaded New Year's Eve party.
等一會 我再去拿一瓶 Yeah, I might just get one.
你真太美了 You're absolutely gorgeous.
我叫凱蒂 我喝什麼呢 I'm Katie. What am I drinking?
這杯酒可貴了 This is very expensive stuff.
-幹杯 -幹杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
快來 馬上就12點了 Come on, it's nearly midnight.
我們要倒數了 開始倒數了 We're all going through. We're going through.
我要幫你找個... Look, I've gotta find you a...
天啊 God!
人緊張就會犯錯 沒事 快來 Everyone makes little mistakes. It's fine. Come on.
6 5 4 3 2 1 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
新年快樂 Happy New Year!
新年快樂 Happy New Year.
對不起 Sorry.
第二天早上醒來 And so I woke up the next morning,
酒還沒醒 感到羞愧 hung-over, ashamed of myself,
沒有意識到今天是 and not realising it was the day
會徹底改變人生的一天 that would change my life forever.
起床啦 蠢豬 Get up, stupid.
老爸找你 Dad wants you.
你好哇 性感睡衣 Hello. Sexy pyjamas.
蒂姆 快進來 Tim, come in.
請 Do...
坐下 Sit down.
搞得挺正式啊 That's very formal.
是這樣的 Well, um, yeah.
我也有點緊張 This is an odd moment for me
因為我剛滿21歲時 because I had the same moment with my father
我爸爸也和我有過這樣的談話 when I'd just turned 21,
之後我的人生就此改變了 and after it, my life was never the same,
所以我現在也挺緊張 so I approach it pretty, um, nervously.
好吧 Okay.
你好好醞釀 貌似挺神秘的 When you're ready. It's all very mysterious.
是的 Right.
蒂姆 我親愛的兒子 Tim, my dear son, the...
簡單說就是咱家的男人 The simple fact is the men in this family
一直都有一種能力 have always had the ability to...
這聽起來很荒唐 做好准備 This is going to sound strange, be prepared for strangeness.
別嚇壞了 Get ready for spooky time,
這可是咱家的秘密 but there's this family secret.
秘密就是咱家的男人能 And the secret is that the men in the family can
穿越時空 travel in time.
准確的說 能穿越到過去 Well, more accurately, travel back in time.
不能穿越到未來 We can't travel into the future.
這玩笑挺怪異的 This is such a weird joke.
這不是玩笑 It's seriously not a joke.
意思是 你和爺爺還有他的兄弟 So you're saying that you and granddad, and his brothers
-你們都能穿越到過去 -沒錯 - could all travel back in time? - Absolutely.
-你現在還能? -是的 - And you still do? - Absolutely.
實際並沒說起來那麼誇張 Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds.
只能在自己的人生中穿越 It's only in my own life.
只能去我去過且還記得的地方 I can only go to places where I actually was and can remember.
很可惜 我無法暗殺希特勒 I can't kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy,
無法和特洛伊的海倫滾床單 unfortunately.
好 打住 Okay, stop.
如果是真的 當然這不可能 If it's true, which it isn't.
就是真的 Although it is.
顯然不是 Although it isn't, obviously.
-假設是真的 雖然其實是假的 -是真的 - But if it was, which it's not. - Which it is.
不可能 Which it isn't.
但若是真的 那我要怎樣... But if it was, how would I...
其實很簡單的 The "How" Is the easy bit, in fact.
你找個黑暗的地方 You go into a dark place,
壁櫃裏是最佳場所 big cupboards are very useful generally.
必要時用廁所 Toilets, at a pinch.
然後像我這樣握緊拳頭 Then you clench your fists like this.
想著你要去的地方 Think of the moment you're going to
然後你就穿越過去了 and you'll find yourself there.
當然還會有些磕磕碰碰什麼的 After a bit of a stumble and a rumble and a tumble.
很冷靜嘛 Is as good a reaction as any.
我那時大喊了一句"我操" 而且是在70年代 I think I plumped for "Fuck!" But it was the '70s.
別吹了 完全就是開玩笑的 No, this is so obviously a joke.
都說了不是玩笑 It's not a joke.
幹嘛我要騙... Why would I lie to someone I'm...
我喜歡的人 fairly fond of?
好吧 Okay.
但是 要是我在壁櫃裏握緊拳頭 But, when I come back downstairs
出來還是老樣子 after standing in a cupboard with my fists clenched,
那你可就麻煩了 you're gonna be in so much trouble.
走著瞧 Well, let's see, shall we?
對了 試著做些有趣的事情 And, Tim, try and do something interesting.
你就有大麻煩了 So much trouble.
我說到做到 I mean it. Really.
試試吧 Right.
沒醉吧 蒂姆 You all right, Tim?
沒 很好 很清醒 很棒 Yes. Yeah. Good, ace. Yeah.
那好 快來 Good, come on.
馬上就12點了 我們要找到... It's nearly midnight and we've got to find...
小心小心 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
馬上十二點了 Whoo! Midnight.
10 9 8 7 10, 9, 8, 7,
6 5 4 3 2 1 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
新年快樂 Happy New Year!
謝謝你 蒂姆 Thank you, Tim.
不用謝 波莉 You're welcome, Polly.
老媽知道嗎 Does Mum know?
不知道 Not a whistle.
奇怪了 那萬一... Strange. And what about the whole...
產生蝴蝶效應是吧 怎麼說呢 Butterfly effect thing. What can I say?
目前看來我們還沒毀壞人類文明 We don't seem to have messed up civilisation yet.
今年會很複雜 It's gonna be a complicated year.
今生也會很複雜 It's gonna be a complicated life.
那你都回去幹了些什麼 What have you done with it?
對我來說 就是看書 看書 看書 For me, it's books, books, books.
把一個人想看的書都看完了 I've read everything a man could wish to.
看了兩遍 狄更斯的三遍 Twice. Dickens three times.
你想幹些什麼 Any first thoughts?
我想 Well, I suppose apart from
除了弄個更潮流的發型外 getting a slightly better haircut...
很明顯還要賺很多錢 Money would be the obvious thing.
這亦好亦壞 Very mixed blessing.
你爺爺這輩子就被這樣毀了 Utterly screwed up your grandfather's life.
孤獨終老 Left him without love or friends.
我也從未遇到過真正快樂的富豪 I've never bumped into a genuinely happy rich person.
如果可以不用工作也不錯 It would be nice not to have to work.
不行 它是萬劫之首啊 No, that's a real recipe for disaster.
看看你叔叔弗雷德就知道了 Look what happened to Uncle Fred.
他怎麼了 What happened to Uncle Fred?
一事無成 Absolutely sod all.
混日子 Wasted his life.
必須把運用這種能力 You have to use it for things that you really think
把人生變成你真正想要的樣子 will make your life the way you want it to be.
真的 要好好考慮 Come on, really think about this.
其實嘛 Well,
老實說 現在我只希望 to be honest, I suppose, at the moment,
這種超能力能幫我找到個女朋友 it would be just great if it could help me get a girlfriend.
這可不容易 Massive.
是啊 重頭戲 The mothership.
我一直渴望得到真愛 For me, it was always gonna be about love.
今年夏天我就陷入了愛情的泥潭中 And that summer I walked into the eye of the storm.
她叫夏洛特 Her name was Charlotte.
是我妹那渣男友吉米的表妹 Cousin of Kit Kat's handsome but nasty boyfriend Jimmy.
她在我家待了整整兩個月 And she was staying for two whole months.
就這個 不是全部 Just one. Not both of them.
蒂姆 Tim,
可以幫我擦防曬霜嗎 will you do my back?
當然 Absolutely!
很殷勤嘛 Very keen!
不 不 Whoa! No. No.
不 不 不 No. No, no. No, no, no.
-弄到頭發上了? -是的 - Is it in my hair? - Yes!
蒂姆 可以幫我擦防曬霜嗎 Tim. Will you do my back?
可以 等一會兒 Sure. Just give us a sec.
好的 Okay.
謝謝 Thank you.
來了 Now...
好舒服啊 Ooh. Nice.
我最拿手了 It's my area.
這是一個又曬又折磨人的夏天 It was a summer of suntan and torture.
我之所以叫我那呆瓜朋友傑來打網球 I invited my foolish friend Jay around for tennis
是因為我原以為他能襯托出我很厲害 because I thought he'd make me look good.
但我錯了 I was wrong!
-你怎麼打的啊 -抱歉抱歉 - What are you doing? - No.
夏洛特把我倆玩得團團轉 Charlotte just made both of us look like idiots.
運氣不好啊 蒂姆 Bad luck, Tim.
媽的 這怎麼能讓人集中精神打球嘛 How the hell are you meant to concentrate on your game?
這樣下去 How are you meant to live your life
讓我怎麼過今後的生活啊 with this sort of shit going down?
情況一直這樣 It never got better until suddenly
直到快來不及了 it was almost too late.
夏洛特 這是我們最後一次午餐了 Well, Charlotte, our final lunch.
不要 No!
有你的這個夏天很開心 And it's been really, really lovely having you all summer.
是的 It has.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
真的 真的很開心 It has. It really has.
德斯蒙德 很開心吧 Hasn't it, Desmond?
你說啥 Beg your pardon?
這個夏天有夏洛特很開心 Lovely having Charlotte here all summer.
夏洛特? 誰是夏洛特啊 Charlotte? Who's Charlotte?
長點記性 夏洛特就坐在你旁邊 Come on, darling. Charlotte, sitting next to you.
是哦 記起來了 你是夏洛特 Yes, of course. Of course. Charlotte.
很高興認識你 Lovely to meet you.
蒂姆 這個夏天有夏洛特在你開心嗎 Have you enjoyed having Charlotte here all summer, Tim?
八月要結束了 There goes August.
我都教了他好多事情了 I've introduced him to most things, haven't I?
是的 你比他有經驗嘛 You did. You were much more sophisticated.
而且不露聲色 In a quiet way, I like to think.
進來 Come in.
夏洛特 Charlotte.
最後一晚了 能問你一個問題嗎 As it's your last night, can I ask you a question?
問吧 Yeah. Ask away.
等等 No, wait.
不會是向我表白吧 It's not going to be about love, is it?
表白? 表白什麼 Love? What?
奇巧警告過我 Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me
如果你向我表白 that if you were to ever mention it,
那我就必須以強硬姿態告訴你 I should be very firm with you and tell you
必須把我當成你的妹妹 you must treat me like your sister
別做傻事 and not be stupid.
還是我完全誤會了 Or have I just made a total fool of myself
你其實只是趁最後一晚 and you were actually going to ask me for
跑來問我關於打網球的技巧是吧 late night last minute tennis tips?
不是 我就是來表白的 No, it was the love thing.
好吧 Well.
你人真好 That's very sweet of you.
可惜你拖到最後一晚才表白 It's just a shame you left it till the last night.
你應該在我們還有時間的時候 You should have tried creeping along the corridor
多多溜到我門外來 while we still had time.
所以不該最後一晚表白? Okay, the "Last night" was a bad idea?
是的 Very bad idea.
都快分開了才說 感覺有點侮辱人呢 It feels like an ever so slightly insulting afterthought.
最後一晚表白是行不通的 "Last night" was never going to work.
好的 就這樣 我明白了 All right. Good. I've got it.
進來 Come in.
-蒂姆 -夏洛特 - Tim. - Charlotte.
坐這兒 Sit down.
可能你已經感覺到了 I know you've probably suspected this,
過去一個月我完完全全地愛上了你 but over the last month I've fallen completely in love with you.
現在是時候表白了 Now obviously this was gonna happen
你是我的女神 天使般的臉蛋 because you're a goddess with that face
一頭柔軟的長發 and that hair,
即使你沒有漂亮的臉蛋 but even if you didn't have a nice face,
或是因為什麼醫療事故 and even if you had absolutely no hair
你變成了禿子 because of some bizarre medical reason,
我依然喜歡你 I'd still adore you,
我... and I...
我想知道我是否有一絲希望 I just wondered whether, by any chance,
讓你也如此動心 you might share my feelings.
不如這樣 I tell you what.
不如等到夏天結束 Why don't we see how the summer goes
到最後一晚再來表白 and then you ask me again on my last night?
-最後一晚? -是的 - Your last night? - Yes.
最後一晚再表白 或許會發生些奇跡哦 Try me on the last night. See what happens then, shall we?
我好期待呢 It's exciting.
對 Right.
不 是個完美計劃 No, it's a perfect plan.
非常完美 最後一晚再表白 That's absolutely perfect. Last night.
最後一晚 Last night.
謝謝 Thanks very much.
晚安 蒂米 Night-night, Timmy.
經驗教訓第一條 Big lesson number one,
不管怎樣穿越都也無法讓人愛上你 all the time travel in the world can't make someone love you.
再見 Bye!
我的摯愛就這樣離開我了 So the love of my life just drove away.
她走後第二天我也要走了 And the very next day it was my turn to leave.
拿著 別一次花完 There you go. Don't spend it all at once.
謝了 Thanks.
別老給家裏打電話 Don't call too often,
你媽不喜歡老被人打擾 your mother doesn't like to be disturbed.
好的 知道了 Okay. Thanks.
我坐著火車來到了倫敦 I caught the train to London
尋找未來 和我的愛情 in search of a future and a girlfriend.
我住在我爸的劇作家朋友哈利家裏 I was staying in St John's Wood, near Abbey Road,
他家在艾比路附近的聖約翰伍德區 with a playwright friend of my dad's called Harry.
初到倫敦 能有親友們投靠 It's always nice to have family connections
真是一件好事 when you're a new kid in town.
你 他媽 想幹嘛 What the fuck do you want?
我是詹姆斯的兒子 I'm James's son.
誰啊 Who?
-詹姆斯·萊克 -他怎麼了 - James Lake. - What about him?
他說你有一間空房 He said you had a room.
進去 進到這 別動 Go in there and wait.
安靜點 別弄出任何聲響 Quietly. I mean it, don't make a sound.
不然我就殺了你 Or I'll kill you.
我剛想到了一個十年來最好的點子 I was actually having the first good idea I've had for a decade
你卻按響了門鈴 when you rang on the doorbell.
好了 現在全沒了 But now it's gone.
你個小雜種 You little shit.
你老爸過得怎樣 How's your dad?
我總覺得他是另類 有點怪怪的 Weird cock, I always thought. Something weird about him.
是嗎 Really?
當然 其實我不太喜歡他 Yeah, I never really liked him, actually.
20世紀藝術界最有名的人物之一 波普藝術的倡導者和領袖
你媽現在長得還像安迪·沃霍爾嗎 Your mum still look like Andy Warhol?
什麼啊 What?
對了 那是我老婆 That, by the way, is my wife.
她很漂亮 Nice.
你一開始肯定不會喜歡她的 Yeah, you wouldn't like her at first.
牙尖嘴利的 Sarcastic cow.
但最終你會發現 But eventually you'd realise that
她是這世上最好的人 she's the best human being in the world.
理所當然 她離開我了 Which is why she left me, of course.
這是你的房間 Here you go.
不要搞太大聲 尤其是在滾床單的時候 Try not to make too much noise, particularly when having sex.
那不可能的 No chance of that.
天啊 兩個屌絲住在一個房子裏 Christ, two losers in one house.
那是我女兒 That is my daughter.
喜歡就睡她吧 反正人人都睡過她 Have sex with her if you like. Apparently everyone else has.
住在這種地方很難有桃花 It wasn't a hopeful set-up for romance.
工作上也沒什麼機會 And work didn't help on that score either.
法律界就是個男人的世界 The world of law seems to be entirely full of men.
我是羅利 榮幸榮幸 有點小激動 I'm Rory. Very pleased to meet you. A real thrill.
咱倆說不定會成為哥們 是吧 Well, who knows, we might become, you know, pals, et cetera.
-你誰啊 -蒂姆·萊克 - Who the hell are you? - Tim Lake.
希望你別和這蠢瓜一樣蠢就好 Well, I hope you're better than this clown.
快過來 羅傑 Come on, Roger.
是羅利啦 It's Rory, actually.
我都來這一年半了 I've been here a year and a half.
這是客氣的說法 I'm just saying that to be nice.
我來這其實已經2年了 It's two years actually.
半年寂寞地度過了 So six lonely months went by,
仍只有我跟哈利作伴 and it was still just me and Harry.
我日以繼夜地忙著工作 Me lawyer-ing every hour of the day and night.
他則為新的演出作最後准備 And him putting the finishing touches to his new play.
無論有多少女孩與我擦肩而過 No matter how many girls there were in the world,
最終卻只有羅利會停留 I always seemed to end up with Rory.
你好 Hello.
直到突然有一晚 Until, out of the blue,
在跟不靠譜的傑出去玩時 on a dodgy night out with dodgy Jay,
奇跡發生了 something miraculous happened.
這些侍應 The waiters are,
沒錯 都是盲人 wait for this, right, they're blind.
開什麼玩笑 You're kidding me?
我沒開玩笑 他們真的是完全看不見 I'm kidding you not. No, as bats. As bats!
先生 歡迎光臨 Very good to have you here, gentlemen.
希望你們用餐愉快 I hope you enjoy your experience.
卡羅會帶你們進去 Carlo will show you to your table.
-好的 -走吧 大師 - Great. - Lead on, maestro.
把你的右手搭到我的右肩上吧 Can I have your right hand on my right shoulder, please?
你朋友搭在你肩上 多謝合作 And your friend hold on to your shoulder. Thank you.
小心樓梯 做好心理准備 Mind the stairs and be prepared because,
裏邊真的什麼都看不見 it's completely dark.
晚上7:48
好的 先生 要是不介意的話 Okay, gentlemen, if you don't mind,
你們可以坐在這兩位女士的旁邊 I can sit you here beside these two young ladies.
當然不介意 好極了 No, no. Sounds absolutely perfect!
天啊 聽起來還挺自信 God, you sound very perky.
確實 而且還十分英俊 I am. And very handsome.
這邊有人啊 Someone's there.
-你好 -你好 我叫瑪麗 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Mary.
我叫蒂姆 其實我媽也叫瑪麗 I'm Tim. Mary's my mother's name, actually.
-人如其名嗎 -還湊合 - Does it suit her? - Sort of.
不過她身子硬朗 Although she's sturdy,
也許叫伯納德[男名]更合適 so Bernard might have been a better fit.
好吧 Okay.
有東西碰到我手肘了 Something just touched my elbow.
晚上8:06
放心 不是我 Okay, that wasn't me.
那更糟糕 要不是你 那是什麼 No. Well, that just makes it worse. If it wasn't you, who was it?
也不是我 因為我在摸其他東西 It wasn't me because I'm touching something else.
是啊 把手拿開 謝謝 Yes, and you'll stop that right away, thank you.
說實話 你們倆誰更漂亮 So, girls, be honest, who is more beautiful?
晚上8:53
-當然是我 -沒錯 是她 - I am. - Yeah. She is.
太棒了 Excellent!
其實我長得像凱特·摩斯 Actually, I look like Kate Moss.
凱特·摩斯 一位爭議較多的世界級超模
真的嗎 Really?
假的 我看起來像只松鼠 No. I sort of look like a squirrel.
你喜歡凱特·摩斯嗎 Do you like Kate Moss?
我愛死她了 I absolutely love her.
其實今晚我打算 In fact, I almost wore
穿一條她的裙子 你呢 one of her dresses here tonight. You?
我沒有 她的衣服不適合我 No, no, her clothes look terrible on me.
真不敢相信你也下周生日 I cannot believe that it's your birthday next week as well.
晚上9:17
你的朋友有夠熱情的 Your friend Jay is quite enthusiastic.
其實我挺討厭他 I actually hate him.
喬安娜這人怎樣 What's Joanna like?
-基本上就是個妓女 -是啊 - She's basically a prostitute. - Yeah.
我猜這是草莓慕斯 I think it's strawberry mousse.
晚上9:56
要嘗嘗嗎 Do you want some?
好的 讓我嘗嘗 Okay. I'll try it.
好的 你的嘴在哪兒 Okay, where's your mouth?
在... It's...
在這兒 It's here.
好的 是這嗎 Okay. There?
老天 碰到哪兒了 My God, what was that?
那是我的眼睛 That's my eye.
我的眼... I think there's a lot of...
現在我眼裏都是草莓慕斯了 I've got quite a lot of strawberry mousse in my eye now!
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
沒事 還要謝謝你幫我找到種新吃法 No. Thank you. That's a new sensation for me.
或許我們在外面見見面 So, maybe I'll see you outside or...
晚上10:37
好啊 很好 Yeah. Yeah, great.
好的 有點害怕 Great. Scary.
是啊 是有點害怕 Yeah, it's a bit scary.
天啊 我很享受 你呢 My God, I'm so in there. What about you?
不知道 不過聽上去很不錯 I don't know, but she sounded wonderful.
-喬安娜 -傑 - Joanna? - Jay.
老天 可真是個尤物 Christ, you're a babe.
有興趣下半場嗎 How do you fancy stretching the night out a bit?
我可以打發走他 I can ditch the loser.
我們趕時間 不過幫我攔出租車的話 We've got to rush, but help me find a cab,
我會考慮給你號碼 and I might give you my number.
當然沒問題 Of course. Yeah.
也可能不給 不過我還沒決定 Or I might not. Haven't decided yet. So...
我才不會把號碼給他 I have. it's not gonna happen.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
-她在哪 -她跟傑... - Where's... - She and Jay just...
她跟他去了...我不知道 She took him to... I don't know.
好吧 Right.
我還是... Well, I guess I'd better...
要是我問你要號碼會不會太唐突了 Would it be very wrong if I asked you for your number?
不會 No.
以防我找你... Just in case I ever had to call you about...
有事? Stuff?
好吧 Okay.
方不方便... Would you...
我叫瑪麗 It's Mary.
瑪麗 Mary.
好了 Okay.
我以前覺得這台手機又破又舊 I thought this phone was old and shit,
不過現在它成了我最珍貴的東西了 but suddenly it's my most valuable possession.
你真的喜歡我嗎 You really like me?
即使我穿的連衣裙 Even my frock?
我喜歡你的連衣裙 I love your frock.
我的頭發呢 是不是太棕了 And my hair? It's not too brown?
我愛棕色 I love brown.
我劉海是新剪的 My fringe is new.
劉海很完美 簡直是點睛之筆 The fringe is perfect. Fringe is the best bit.
瑪麗 Mary!
該走了 We have to go!
再不走他那不靠譜的朋友就要侵犯我了 I found a cab and his dodgy friend is about to assault me.
好的 馬上到 Okay, I'm coming.
再兩秒鍾 Two seconds.
我希望能再見到你 I hope I see you again.
你會的 You will.
好的 很好 Okay. Good.
晚安 Goodnight.
發生什麼事 What's happened?
你幹嘛了 可憐的家夥 What have you done, you poor thing?
沒什麼 只不過多了道新傷口 Nothing. It's just a flesh wound.
-給 -謝謝 - Here. - Thank you.
你也知道我的戲今晚上演 You may remember, my play opened tonight.
老天 對啊 怎樣了 My God, yes. How did it go?
進展順利 Well. it went well.
可以說傑作得以面世 You could tell in the room a masterpiece was being unfurled.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Really.
直到演至全劇最關鍵的轉折點 Until, and this is the crucial plot point, I think,
主角出現有史以來 until the lead actor had the most massive dry
最嚴重的忘詞狀況 in the history of theatre.
-不會吧 -是的 就是這樣 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes.
這不僅僅是他忘詞的問題 He didn't just forget his lines.
他忘詞忘得嚴重到 He forgot his lines to the extent
戲劇藝術史冊上的一切忘詞 that no actor has ever forgotten their lines
都顯得不值一提 before in the annals of dramatic art.
評論也不會說"偉大傑作得以面世" The reviews won't say "Major masterpiece gets unveiled",
而只會說"主角得了老年癡呆症" they'll say, "Major actor gets Alzheimer's."
簡直是場災難 It's a disaster.
這樣講還是太輕描淡寫了 It's an understatement.
這是有《泰坦尼克號》的精彩開頭 It's the Titanic of play openings,
卻無人幸存的悲劇收尾 but with no survivors.
沒女人 沒小孩 No women, no children,
連凱特·溫絲萊特也沒活下來 not even Kate Winslet.
凱特·溫絲萊特 《泰坦尼克號》女主角 在電影結尾活了下來
全死光了 All dead.
好吧 我看看能做點什麼 Okay. I'll see what I can do.
你這話什麼意思 What does that mean?
你打算怎麼做 What are you gonna do?
給在倫敦的每位評論家打電話 Ring up every critic in London,
為他們口交 以此來讓他們忽略 and offer them a blow job, if they ignore the fact
觀眾在一片安靜中幹坐半個小時 that we sat in total silence for half an hour
只為等個白癡記起句台詞這個事實嗎 waiting for a moron to remember one single line?
並不是 Not quite that.
哈利·查普曼作品 《罪人》
你好 Hello.
你好 湯姆先生 我是哈利的朋友 Hello, Sir Tom. I'm a friend of Harry's.
請問你台詞記得怎樣了 How's it going with the lines?
抱歉 什麼叫台詞記得怎樣 I'm sorry, what do you mean "the lines"?
就是在法庭場景上 It's just, you know, in the court scenes,
有些台詞是比較複雜的 some of those lines are pretty complex.
所以我就想提醒你一下 And I just thought maybe it might be worth, you know,
上台前再看一眼台詞 having one last look at the lines before you go on.
算是重溫一下 A little refresher.
快滾出去 Fuck off out of here.
你這個瘋子 快滾 蠢貨 滾 You arsing lunatic. Get out! You ginger twerp. Go on!
保護這種... Patronising piece of...
請辯方發言 And now the Defence.
我也是從失公允的年代中走來的 I have lived many weary years.
太棒了 It's brilliant.
即便在冗長的法律訴訟史中 But never, in that long catalogue of wasted time,
也未曾遇到過如此罪惡的審判不公 have I ever seen such an atrocious miscarriage of justice.
控訴方還要作何補充 Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
抱歉 借過一下 Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
控訴方還要作何補充 Do the Prosecution have anything final to add?
各位... Gentlemen...
各位 Gentlemen,
對今日的訴訟我一直秉承最認真的態度 I regard today's proceedings with the utmost gravity.
然而 Nevertheless,
有一點雖簡單 let us be clear of one
但卻不容忽視 simple and salient thing.
那就是 It is the life
罪人的生命權 of a guilty man!
我看有個演員像是睡著了一樣 One of the actors appeared to have actually fallen asleep.
中途離場的小混蛋過來了 Here's the little prick who walked out halfway through.
你錯過了最精彩的一幕 蠢貨 You missed the best scene, you little twerp.
抱歉 Sorry.
你覺得布景怎樣 What did you think of the set?
太不可思議了 I thought it was incredible.
真的嗎 我倒不覺得 太棕了 Did you? I didn't. Too brown.
瑪麗 Mary!
不會吧 No.
她消失了 She's gone.
今晚有沒有看到過兩個女孩 Two girls in earlier tonight.
其中一個是這世上最漂亮的女孩 One of them the prettiest girl in the world.
另一個有點像稍有姿色的妓女 The other one like a sort of nice prostitute.
有登記她們的名字嗎 Did you get their names?
是的 她們剛走不久 等我找找 Yes. They left a while ago. Let's see.
她們不是預訂的 所以沒有留下名字 No, I'm afraid they were walk-ins,
而且是用現金結的賬 and it appears they paid by cash.
抱歉 先生 Sorry, sir.
沒事 沒事 很好 That's okay. That's fine, it's brilliant.
只不過是我的世界末日罷了 謝謝了 It's just the end of my life. Thanks so much.
開心點 夥計 Cheer up, mate.
要知道你現在 Apparently, you're living with
是跟英國最偉大的在世劇作家住一塊 Britain's greatest living playwright.
通常我都不看他們寫的東西 I don't usually read them, obviously,
不過這是例外 but I couldn't resist this one.
《哈利·查普曼天資過高 被判有罪》 "Harry Chapman found guilty of genius."
凱特·摩斯攝影作品展
我要走了 現在就走 I have to go out. Right now.
為什麼 Why?
她愛凱特·摩斯 She loves Kate Moss.
馬裏奧·泰斯蒂諾《誰是凱特》攝影展
謝謝你來陪我 小凱 Thanks for keeping me company, Kittle.
反正也沒事做 Nothing better to do.
吉米呢 How's Jimmy?
又把我甩了 Dumped me.
又來了 Not again.
-工作呢 -炒我魷魚了 - And work? - They've sacked me.
他們真白癡 Idiots.
-喝咖啡嗎 -謝謝 - Coffee? - Please.
我只注意到照片中的貓 看到沒 I've only just noticed this cat in this picture. See that cat?
看到了 真不錯 I do see that cat. It's very good.
老天 My God.
老天 My God!
幹嘛 What?
就是她 It's her.
就是她 It's her!
就是她 That's her!
去吧 小夥子 You go, girl.
抱歉 Sorry.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
你好嗎 How are you?
我...我很好 I'm... I'm fine.
見到你真好 It's so good to see you.
我們素未謀面 We've never met before.
不 他媽的 No, fuck.
-是啊 我們沒見過 -沒見過 - No, of course we haven't. - No.
抱歉 我想你認錯人了 Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
不 不 不是 No, no, no.
你的名字叫瑪麗 Your name's Mary.
真是奇怪了 That's distinctly weird.
你是怎麼知道的 How do you know that?
因為你長得像瑪麗 Well, you look like a Mary.
怎麼說 In what way?
我媽也叫瑪麗 My mum's called Mary.
我長得像你媽嗎 I look like your mother?
不像 你比她漂亮多了 No. You're much prettier.
順便提一下 劉海不錯 It's a nice fringe, by the way.
老天 我新剪的 可能太短了 God, it's new and probably too short but... No.
謝謝你的誇獎 Well, gee, thank you and...
很高興見到你 listen, it was really nice to meet you.
不過我要走了 我朋友在等我呢 I should probably go because my friend's waiting for me.
況且咱們根本不認識 And you're a, you're a total stranger.
根本不認識 Total stranger.
是啊 這也太瘋狂了 Yeah, it's crazy stuff.
-是有點 -好吧 - Yeah, kind of. - Okay.
-再見 瑪麗 -再見 - Bye, Mary. - Bye.
不 No.
怎麼樣了 How did it go?
太慘了 It was very poor.
真的十分慘 Very poor indeed, yeah.
那就再來一次 You gotta go again.
-你可以的 -再來一次 - You can do it. - Take two.
她總是...總是那麼的與眾不同 She just always... She always looks different.
抱歉 又是我 Sorry. it's me again.
-你好 -抱歉 - Hi. - Sorry.
喬安娜 他是... Joanna, this is...
蒂姆 Tim.
你好 很高興見到你 Hello. Nice to meet you.
蒂姆是碰巧媽媽跟我同名的陌生人 Tim is a total stranger whose mother's name is Mary.
我在這把瑪麗認作是其他人了 I just had a weird experience with Mary here
但其實她不是 of thinking she was someone else. But she wasn't.
不過我想能不能和你們一起參觀 But I just wondered if I could walk round with you for a while,
因為我妹妹要走了 because my sister Kit Kat is about to leave.
是啊 Yeah.
再見 Bye.
所以 And so,
就剩下我一個人 挺孤單的 I'm about to be quite lonely.
好吧 我們的回答是不可以 Right. Well, I think we should probably say no.
可以啊 他笑起來挺可愛的 No, yes. But on the other hand, he's got a quite nice smile,
頭發也挺搞笑 and sort of, you know, fun hair.
可以啊 Yeah.
好吧 All right.
不過你得保證 But you have to promise that
你不是以下的其中之一 you are not one of the following things.
第一 瘋子 One, a lunatic.
-沒錯 -我不是 - Yeah. - No.
第二 戀劉海癖 Two, a fringe fetishist.
我只是凱特·摩斯的頭號男粉絲 I'm just Kate Moss's number one male fan.
-老天 -真的嗎 - God. - Really?
是啊 肯定是啊 Yeah. God, yeah.
你覺不覺得她的魅力來自於她的過去 Do you agree that the magic of her lies in her history?
看她早期打破常規的作品 That the informality of her early shots
與現如今的相比 你就知道 compared to this stuff so you just always know,
即便身穿高級時裝 That despite the high fashion,
她依舊是那個在海灘上坦然全裸的不羈女孩 she's still just that cheeky normal naked girl on the beach?
說的太好了 Couldn't have put it better myself.
一語中的 我深表認同 That's absolutely it. I agree with that profoundly.
要牛奶嗎 Milk?
要 Yes.
-糖呢 -不要 - Sugar? - No.
男朋友呢 Boyfriend?
有了 Yes!
不 不 你沒有男朋友 No. No, you don't have a boyfriend.
我看上去不像有男朋友嗎 Do I not look like I'd have a boyfriend?
-我看上去像交不到男朋友嗎 -不像 - Do I look like I'd never get a boyfriend? - No.
這是我聽過最無禮的話 That's the rudest thing I've ever heard.
我不是這個意思 我只是沒想到... I didn't mean it like that. I just didn't expect...
是新交的男朋友嗎 Is it quite a new boyfriend?
是的 Yes.
就是他 魯伯特 There he is. Rupert.
-是啊 他很可愛 -魯伯特 - Yes. He's so cute. - Rupert?
大家好 Hi, guys.
抱歉我來晚了 跟我爸來的 Sorry I'm late, with my dad.
你好 魯比 Hi, Rupee.
魯比? "Rupee"?
這是蒂姆 Well, this is Tim and
我們並不認識他 we don't know him at all.
我覺得我們過後可以看場電影 Hey, I was thinking we could take in a film after this.
來桶爆米花 一杯可樂兩個人喝 Get some mixed popcorn, share a Coke,
-靠在一起 -好啊 - snuggle. - Okay.
好 Okay.
你們什麼時候認識的 什麼時間點 When did you two meet? Exactly?
其實就是一周前 Well, it was only a week ago, actually.
真是快如閃電啊 是不是 乖乖狗 It's all been a bit of a whirlwind, hasn't it, poochy face?
我得教教你 I'm gonna have to teach you
在別人面前什麼能說 什麼不能說 what you can and can't say in front of people.
-"乖乖狗"不能說嗎 -不行 - No "foochy face"? - No.
不 當然不行 No. Definitely not.
來來 再說說你們美妙的初次見面 Come on, then. More details about this wonderful first meeting?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
那天是幾號來著 喬安娜 It was, um, what... Joanna?
6月17日 June 17th.
對 喬開了一個小型派對 Yeah. And Jo was having a little party.
簡直是個煉獄 幸好魯伯特救了我 A living hell from which Rupert, thank God, rescued me.
這個糟糕的派對在哪兒呢 And where was this terrible party?
就在我的破公寓裏 My brothel of a flat.
那是在哪兒呢 重點就在這 不是嗎 Which is where, though? That's the question, isn't it?
怎麼 你是偵探嗎 What are you, a detective?
不是 抱歉 我喜歡把想象視覺化 No, sorry, I've just got a very visual imagination.
把一切細節都想象到 I like to imagine stuff completely.
西南五區 科菲爾德花園26號 26 Courtfield Gardens, SW5.
八點半左右 Around 8:30.
著裝要求 火辣 這樣行了吧 Dress code, slutty. Will that do?
當然 很好 不過我還想知道 Absolutely, yes. Although I am wondering
你是什麼時候到的 是早是晚 魯伯特 when you got there, Rupert. Early, late?
准時到吧 真愛在召喚呢 On time, I think. True love was calling.
老天 God.
我感覺有些不舒服 I actually feel a bit sick now.
可能是這些松餅 千萬別吃藍莓的 Just these muffins, I think. Never trust a blueberry.
好的 我馬上回來 Okay, I'll be back in a tick.
你們倆真的很般配 You two are such a lovely couple.
有點怪 Bit weird.
挺可愛的 He's cute.
我喜歡他 I like him.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
廁所 樓梯
你好 我們認識嗎 Hello. Do I know you?
不不 我是瑪麗的朋友 No, no, no. I'm a friend of Mary's.
她又有個朋友 She has another friend?
天哪 你真驚人 棒極了 Gosh, you amaze me. But hooray.
來個熱狗嗎 Ooh. Hotdog?
我自己做的 花了幾小時呢 Took me hours. Made them myself.
謝謝 Thanks.
難吃死了 完全沒熟 Disgusting. Totally undercooked.
回頭見 See you later.
我們上樓去吧 上面安靜些 Why don't we go upstairs, it's a bit quieter?
我叫蒂姆 I'm Tim.
我叫瑪麗 Mary.
和我媽媽一樣 不過不說這個了 That's my mother's name. Let's not get into that.
我知道這樣很唐突 但是 I know this is forward but
你的表情告訴我 your face tells me that
你覺得這派對是個人間煉獄 you're finding this party to be a living hell.
所以我想問你 是不是願意 So, I just wondered if you might come
和我一起出去吃點東西 and have a bite to eat with me instead?
就現在 Right now.
你說什麼 I'm sorry?
好吧 我該再想清楚些的 Obviously, I should have thought this through more.
我們聊聊凱特·摩斯吧 Let's talk about Kate Moss.
我很喜歡凱特·摩斯 I love Kate Moss.
我一直覺得 她的過去才是關鍵 I always think the key thing with her is the history,
-沒錯 -她早期打破常規的作品 - Yes. - you know, the informality of her early shots
和高級時裝攝影形成對比 compared to high fashion stuff
你會知道 她的內心從未改變 還是那個 so you always know that underneath she's still just the same
在海灘上坦然全裸的不羈女孩 cheeky normal girl naked on the beach.
沙灘 The beach.
我完全同意 I agree with you completely.
如果我們現在就走 If we leave now then we can have,
就可以多吃幾道開胃菜了 you know, more than one starter.
你的眼睛真美 I love your eyes.
你臉上的其他部分也是 And I love the rest of your face, too.
多吃幾道開胃菜 More than one starter?
十道絕妙的開胃菜 10 amazing starters.
-你先 -謝謝 - After you. - Thanks.
不管什麼派對 待上十分鍾都夠長的了 Ten minutes is long enough for any party, I think.
是啊 Yeah.
特別是這個 Especially that one.
晚上好啊 Evening, all.
天哪 真是個蠢蛋 God! What a dickhead.
就是 Yeah.
你是做什麼的 So, what do you do?
我在出版社看書 I'm a reader at a publisher.
不是吧 你看書也能賺錢 No! You read for a living?
沒錯 我的工作就是看書 Yes, that's it. I read.
有這麼好的事 That's so great.
就好像有人問你 "你靠什麼過活" It's like someone asking, "What do you do for a living?"
"我呼吸就好了 有人花錢讓我呼吸" "Well, I breathe. I'm a breather, I get paid for breathing."
-你怎麼找到這工作的 -好了機靈鬼 - How did you get that job? - Okay, smart-ass,
你是做什麼的 what do you do?
我是個律師 I am a lawyer.
差不多是吧 Sort of. Sort of.
真帶感 That's sexy.
是嗎 Is it?
我是這麼覺得的 I mean, I think so.
穿著律師袍在法庭上拯救別人的生活 In a suit, in a court, saving people's lives.
是挺帶感的 Kinda sexy.
我想也是 不過肯定沒有看書帶感 I guess it is. Although it's not as sexy as reading.
在辦公室裏 坐在一張椅子上看書 Sitting there in an office, in a little chair reading.
好了 打住 打住 Okay, stop. Stop.
沒這麼簡單 聽我說 Just wait right there, mister, because
交給我們出版社的書有很多 a lot of books get submitted to my publisher.
所以這是個很大的責任 So it's an immense responsibility.
肯定是 I bet it is.
那你正常閱讀的時候 But when you do normal reading,
會不會被工作影響呢 is it ruined because it's your job?
就像妓女 You know, like prostitutes?
我總是擔心 當她們不再幹那一行 I always worry that when they stop being prostitutes
她們就不能享受做愛的感覺了 that they can't enjoy sex any more.
你總是擔心這個嗎 You always worry about that?
-不 有時候會擔心 -好吧 - No, I sometimes worry about it. - Good. Okay.
總是擔心這個的人 Because someone who always worried about that
-可不太讓人放心 -你讀報紙的時候 - would be a bit of a worry. - When you read a newspaper,
會不會想 "算了 這是工作" do you think, "Forget this, it's work"?
你是不是見過很多妓女 Have you interviewed a lot of prostitutes?
你看菜單的時候 是不是也會想 When you read a menu, do you think,
"我才不看呢 除非你付我現金" "No, I'm not reading this, unless you pay me hard cash."
你得和多少個妓女談過 How many prostitutes will you need to talk to
才能解決這個問題呢 before this issue is solved?
你有沒想過去東歐和泰國呢 Are you planning to head to Eastern Europe and Thailand?
陪我走到車那兒去 好嗎 Would you like to walk me to my car?
-好啊 -好的 - Yes. - Okay.
當然好 Why not?
這主意不錯 Sounds like a good idea.
那你呢 What about you?
我有三個哥哥 Yeah, I have three older brothers.
-天哪 -是啊 - God. - Yeah.
他們在哪 Where are they?
在你背後 Behind you.
你是沒地方停車嗎 Did you have trouble parking?
什麼 Pardon?
停在這麼遠的地方 It's just such a long way to your car.
其實 我的車就停在我家外面 Well, my car's actually parked outside my house.
我是搭便車去的派對 I got a lift to the party.
好吧 Okay.
很好 太好了 That's good. That's perfect.
是嗎 Okay.
到了 And here we are.
我的天 My God.
車子 家 家 車子 Car, house. House, car.
原來如此 It makes perfect sense.
很合邏輯 It's very logical.
老天爺 Christ.
鑰匙 Keys!
我去房間換上新睡衣 I'm gonna go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas.
好的 Right.
一分鍾後 你可以進來幫我脫掉 And then in a minute you can come in and take them off.
如果你願意的話 If you want to.
一分鍾 One minute.
-天啊 你...沒事吧 -沒事 - God. Are you... Are you okay? - Yeah.
抱歉 Sorry.
沒關系 That's okay.
這是前扣式的 It's a front opener.
這是什麼 It's a what?
扣子在前面 It opens from the front.
原來如此 Yeah, no, yeah, of course.
-謝了 -沒事 - Thanks. - Sure.
真棒 Ooh! Well done.
下次肯定會更好 I'm sure it'll be better next time.
我覺得已經很好了 I thought it was pretty lovely.
是啊 確實很好 Right, no, it was really lovely.
你等我一下好嗎 In fact, can you just give me one minute?
好的 Okay.
真危險 Dangerous.
你還真懂內衣啊 You really know your bras.
希望如此 I like to think so.
真不錯 有些人第一次搞得一團糟 Well done. Some people make a real mess of it the first time.
菜鳥吧 Amateurs.
等我一下好嗎 Could you give me one second?
當然 Sure.
我等不及了 I couldn't wait.
我的老天 My goodness.
我這輩子最好的一夜 Best night of my entire life.
接下來 我猜我要 And now I've got a suspicion
睡上這輩子最好的一覺了 I'm gonna have the best sleep of my entire life.
我的完美男人 一次就夠了嗎 So once is enough for my perfect guy?
這麼說可不太公平 I'm not sure that's entirely fair.
-遲到了 -沒有 - We're late. - No, we're not.
沒事的 現在才...天哪 It'll be fine. It's only... My God.
The Waterboys: How Long Will I Love You?
我會愛你多久 How long will I love you?
只要星星在空中 As long as stars are above you
再見 Bye.
甚至可以更長久 And longer if I can
我會需要你多久 How long will I need you?
別擔心 沒問題的 Don't worry, you're coming with.
只要四季 As long as the seasons need to
我帶你回家 I'm taking you home!
輪換依舊 Follow their plan
我會給你多少時間 How long will I give to you
-再見 -再見 - Bye. Bye. - Bye.
只要我們在一起 As long as I live to you
不 No!
多久都沒有問題 However long you say
我會愛你多久 How long will I love you?
只要星星在空中 As long as stars are above you
甚至可以更長久 And longer if I may
我有個壞消息 Okay. I have some bad news.
-你要死了嗎 -不 沒那麼糟 - You're dying? - No, not that bad.
-我要死了 -不是 - I'm dying? - No.
我父母進城來了 My parents are in town.
他們要過來 就快到了 They're visiting and they're coming around.
天哪 父母 美國的父母嗎 God. Parents? American parents?
-什麼時候 -現在 - When? - Now.
他們事先和我說了 我沒告訴你 They told me and I didn't tell you
我以為他們會臨時取消 and I thought they'd cancel
因為他們經常這樣 但這次沒有 because they normally do and they didn't.
-就這會兒嗎 -就這會兒 - Now now? - Now now.
所以你最好穿條褲子 So you should probably put on some pants.
老天 好 好 God. Okay, okay.
抱歉 都怪我 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
他們知道我這個人嗎 Do they know I exist?
知道 我稍微提過 Yeah. I've mentioned something like you,
但沒說得很具體 but nothing very specific.
對了 他們比較保守 還是換條褲子吧 Yeah, they're quite conservative, so maybe not those pants.
好的 好的 Okay. Yeah.
天哪 好吧 God. Okay.
你能先拖住他們嗎 拖一會兒 Could you just stall them. Stall them.
上來吧 Come on up.
-什麼 -抱歉了 他們不喜歡等 - What? - I'm sorry, they don't like waiting.
-好吧 -我要說我住這兒嗎 - Okay. - Do I live here?
絕對不行 Definitely not.
那能說我們做愛嗎 Are we having sex?
可以 但別說口交 Yeah. But not oral.
我沒打算說這個 I wasn't gonna mention oral.
很好 別說 Okay, good, don't.
你為什麼覺得會說到這個 How did you think that was gonna come up?
能幫我弄一下這個嗎 Could you help me with this, please?
不知道 如果說到了 就一口否認 I don't know. If it does, just deny it completely.
誰會問到這個 你爸爸嗎 Who's gonna bring it up? Your dad?
"蒂姆 最近跟我女兒口交了嗎" "Tim, had any cunnilingus with my daughter recently?"
這可不好說 Well, you never know.
好吧 Okay.
-好 准備好了嗎 -好了 - Okay. Ready? - Yeah.
-他們到了 -到了 - They're there. - They are, yeah.
-我就在你背後 -好的 好的 - Yeah, right behind you. - Okay. Right, okay.
-爸爸 -好啊 寶貝 - Dad! - Hello, sweet.
-媽媽 -好啊 親愛的 - Mom. - Hi, honey.
這是蒂姆 This is Tim.
先生 太太 你們好 Hello, sir. Ma'am.
我們要不要等你朋友走了再來 還是... Should we come back when you haven't got any company, or...
那不太可能 Well, that would be quite difficult
因為蒂姆就住在這兒 because Tim actually lives here.
是嗎 和你一起住 Really? With you?
是的 但是沒有口交 我保證 Yes. Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
你說什麼 I beg your pardon?
失陪一下 Excuse me.
蒂姆 說說你是哪裏人 哪個地方的 So, Tim, tell us where are you from, which part of the country?
他是康沃爾的 那兒很漂亮 He's from Cornwall. Yeah, it's really pretty.
就是西南端鞋子形狀的那塊地方 It's that little bit right at the end, sort of looks like a shoe.
你是個律師 對嗎 And you're a lawyer, is that right?
是的 沒錯 他從沒輸過 Yep, that's right. And he never loses.
有時候你以為他肯定贏不了了 You don't think he's gonna win,
但他總能想出個妙招 then he just pulls something out of the bag and,
然後就贏了 what do you know, he wins again.
你會自己回答問題嗎 Do you ever answer any of your own questions?
-我...-他會的 他一般都自己回答 - I... - Yes, he does. Usually he does,
但今天不行 因為我一直說個不停 but not today because I'm doing all the talking
因為我很緊張 because I'm really nervous
我太喜歡他了 我希望你們也能喜歡他 and I kinda love him and I just... I want you to, too.
寶貝 Honey.
抱歉 蒂姆 你自己來吧 Sorry. Tim. Over to you.
說吧 Shoot.
-我想我爸爸...-我再說一句好嗎 - Yeah, I think my dad... - Can I just say one more thing?
好 Yep.
謝天謝地 終於結束了 Thank God that's over.
我拿到兩張國家劇院的票 明天的 I got given two tickets for the National Theatre tomorrow.
一起去嗎 Do you wanna come?
不去了 我要睡一整天 No, so not. I'm just gonna sleep all day.
我不明白了 去劇院對睡覺有影響嗎 I don't see why going to the theatre should get in the way of that.
我最好的幾次睡眠 Many of the best sleeps of my life
都是在皇家莎士比亞劇院 have happened in the Royal Shakespeare Company.
不了 你帶別人一起去吧 No, you take someone else.
我喜歡窩床上 不喜歡劇院 I really like bed and I really hate theatre.
好吧 Quite right.
哪個可憐鬼會周六晚上沒有活動 But what kind of sad act is gonna be free on a Saturday night
還隨叫隨到 with no day's notice?
太棒了 Bravo.
-天哪 是夏洛特 -誰 - My God. It's Charlotte. - Who?
-我的初戀 -在哪 - It was my first love. - Where?
那邊 出口標志下面 There. Under the "Exit" sign.
-那個老女人嗎 -不 不是那個老女人 - The old woman? - No, not the old woman.
那個金發美女 The astonishing blonde.
-黑頭發的嗎 -不是 金發的 - The one with the dark hair? - No, blonde.
金發就是金色的頭發 聽不明白嗎 Blonde means blonde hair, doesn't it?
在台下 Off the stage.
好 你待在這別動 說真的 待著 Okay, you stay there. I mean it, stay!
夏洛特 Charlotte.
天哪 蒂姆 My God. Tim.
見到你真好 How fabulous to see you.
我...這是我的女朋友 蒂娜 Wow. I... This is my girlfriend Tina.
不是吧 No.
太棒了 你好 蒂娜 That is so brilliant. Well, hello, Tina.
什麼太棒了 Why is it brilliant?
生命裏總會有一些時刻 Well, you know, there are certain moments in your life
會留下永久的創傷 that scar you for life.
夏洛特對我的拒絕 就是這樣 Charlotte's rejection of me was one of those moments,
不過現在我知道她有"女朋友"了 but now I know she's got a "girlfriend", well,
這就讓我松了一大口氣了 that's just a huge burden suddenly lifted off my mind.
我可以重新做個自信的異性戀了 I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.
不是那種女朋友 Not that kind of girlfriend.
什麼 What?
你以為我是同性戀嗎 You think I'm gay?
不是 No.
不 當然不是 No, of course not.
不 應該是女性朋友 No. It's girl friend.
是的 不是 Yes. No. Wow.
女性的朋友 就是這樣 Yeah, friend who is a girl, which you so clearly are.
我得去找一下我的男朋友 是個男的... I'm just gonna go and get my boyfriend, who is a boy...
我的天啊 蒂姆 My God. Tim.
見到你真好 看看你 How lovely to see you. Look at you. Wow.
這是我的女朋友 蒂娜 This is my girlfriend Tina.
你好 蒂娜 Hello, Tina.
不過 你最好注意下用詞 Although you should be a little careful with that, by the way.
還是會有很多守舊的人 There are still quite a lot of us old fashioned types about
會把"女朋友"理解成"同性戀" who interpret "girlfriend" as meaning "gay".
如果你說蒂娜是你女朋友 So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend,
別人就會以為你們是"同性戀" people will assume that you're "gay".
我就是"同性戀" I am "gay".
是嗎 Are you?
你有意見嗎 Do you have a problem with that?
不 不是 我可喜歡了 No, I don't. I love that stuff.
我去一下... I'm just gonna...
我看見三年前那個夏天讓我心碎的女孩了 I've just seen the girl who broke my heart three summers ago.
去打個招呼吧 Let's go say hello.
不 還是別找麻煩了 走吧 No. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Come on.
今晚真是妙極了 我很喜歡這裏 Best night of my life. I always love this area.
很熱鬧 還有那些色彩豔麗的畫 It's so bustling and I mean those pictures, full of colour.
每次來這裏都很開心 Just makes me so happy when I'm round here,
-這麼多色彩 -蒂姆 - all the colour... - Tim.
夏洛特 Charlotte!
蒂姆 見到你真好 Tim, how lovely to see you.
真是個驚喜啊 What a surprise.
抱歉 這是我的女朋友 蒂娜 Wow. Sorry. This is my girlfriend, Tina.
-她是同性戀 -閉嘴 - She's gay. - Shut up.
蒂娜 Hello, Tina.
瞧瞧你 Look at you!
我都沒想到 It just never even occurred to me
能在康沃爾郡之外遇到你 you existed outside of Cornwall.
我們正要去吃飯 We're about to go and get dinner,
但有機會能一起出去就好了 but it would be great to hang out sometime.
當然好 非常願意 Yeah, sure. I'd love that.
幫我跟奇巧帶個好 她好嗎 Send my love to little Kit Kat. How is she?
她還行 其實她在倫敦也過得不容易 She's okay. She's not finding London totally easy actually.
是啊 吉米說他有時候會見她 Right. Well, Jimmy says he sees her sometimes.
是嗎 從什麼時候開始的 Really? Since when?
你也知道 他倆一直糾纏不清 You knew there was always something there.
不好意思 你是 Sorry, you are?
我很好 謝謝 Very well, thank you.
她是問你的名字 Well, she means your name.
-羅傑 -不對 - Roger. - No, it's not.
不是羅傑 我叫羅利 No, it's not. it's Rory.
-很高興認識你 羅利 -嗯 - Nice to meet you, Rory. - Yeah.
對了 對不起 我們該走了 Right. Sorry, we should get going.
真的很高興見到你 It was really great to see you.
-我們再見吧 -再見 - I'll see you soon. - You, too. Yeah.
再見 Bye.
天哪 她真美 God, she is beautiful.
她太美了 要是你跟她上床你會死的 She's so beautiful, if you had sex with her, you'd die. You'd just die.
脫她的衣服 看她的胸眼睛都會爆炸 You'd open her shirt, see her breasts and your eyes would explode.
你就得瞎著跟她做愛 然後就死了 You'd have to have sex with her blind. And then you'd die.
注意到了嗎 她沒給我她的號碼 You notice she didn't give me her number...
我讓蒂娜自己去吃飯了 你餓嗎 I told Tina to go have dinner on her own. Are you hungry?
-餓 當然餓 -太好了 - Yeah. Of course. - Great.
再見 羅傑 Bye, Roger.
好 太棒了 Yeah, excellent.
再次謝謝你帶我來看表演 祝你凱旋 Thanks again for the play. Triumph.
你想去哪 Where do you wanna go?
你喜歡的就行 Well, wherever you like really.
我比不了 I can't compete.
知道嗎 You know,
我開始有點覺得我們浪費了那個暑假 I'm starting to think we slightly wasted that summer holiday.
要是我們能穿越回去 If we could travel back in time,
也許我不會拒絕 maybe I wouldn't have said no.
我 I'm...
我就住在拐角 I'm just staying round the corner.
能送我上樓嗎 Can you walk me home?
好 Yeah.
-可以嗎 -當然可以 - Yeah? - Yeah, of course, yeah.
我們到了 Well, here we are.
裏面 It's a lot nicer
更好 inside.
我覺得也是 I'm sure it is.
那...那麼 So... So...
那 So...
那 So,
很高興 lovely
見到你 夏洛特 to see you, Charlotte.
真是美好的夜晚 很開心 What a night. Total joy, but I've gotta
但我得回去了 get back
因為我有件很重要的事要做 立刻做 because there's something very important that I have to do. Right now.
-醒醒 醒醒 -什麼 - Wake up. Wake up. - What?
瑪麗 Mary.
你願意嫁給我嗎 Would you like to marry me?
別那麼自私 我在睡覺呢 真差勁 Don't be so selfish, I'm sleeping. It's bad.
對 Right.
真順利 That went very well.
醒醒 Wake up.
什麼 What?
醒醒 來聊聊天 Wake up. Come and have a chat.
幹什麼 Why?
我有件很重要的事要問你 I've got something important to ask you.
不能等明早嗎 Can't it wait till morning?
不行 Not really.
可是我好舒服 But I'm so comfy.
我正在做最美的夢 I was having the loveliest dream.
什麼事 What is it?
為什麼有音樂 Why is there music on?
跟我要問你的事有關 It's got something to do with what I want to ask you.
等一下 Wait a minute.
浪漫音樂 Romantic music.
有重要問題的男人 Guy with important question.
你跪下了嗎 Are you on your knees?
跪著 On his knees.
你看表演看太無聊了 就決定 Were you so bored in the play you decided
結束後來跟我求婚嗎 to ask me to marry you afterwards?
差不多 Something like that.
對 完全正確 Yeah. Exactly that.
說真的 In fact,
你願意嫁給我嗎 will you marry me?
有想過這個問題的答案嗎 Any thoughts on the answer?
"願意" "不願意" "滾出我的生活 廢物" "Yes?", "No?", "Get out of my life, loser.",
都有可能 they're all possible.
我想我會選 I think I'll go for
願意 "yes."
謝謝你跟我求婚 Thank you for asking me.
還要謝謝你沒有搞得很戲劇性 And thank you for not going for one of those melodramatic proposals
一大群人圍著的那種 with lots of people around.
我討厭有別人 I hate other people.
我也是 Me, too.
對 Yeah.
我去把收音機關掉 I'm just gonna turn off the radio.
好的 好主意 Okay. Good idea.
謝謝大家 抱歉 她有點累 Thanks, guys. Sorry, she's a bit tired.
但是非常感謝 你們能走嗎 But we really appreciate it. Can you go?
太美了 That's so beautiful.
可是我覺得我們不能住一個房間 I don't think we'll be staying in the same room, somehow.
真的嗎 Really?
要是他們讓你喝茶 就拒絕 If they offer you tea, just say no.
媽媽 這是瑪麗 Mum, this is Mary.
瑪麗 Mary!
我的天哪 你真漂亮 Good Lord, you're pretty.
不 我就是 No, it's just
妝畫得比較濃 I've got a lot of mascara and lipstick on.
我看看 Let's have a look.
是哦 很好 Yes. Good.
女孩太漂亮不好 It's very bad for a girl to be too pretty.
太漂亮就沒有幽默感 或者沒特色 It stops her developing a sense of humour. Or a personality.
喝茶嗎 Tea?
非常願意 I'd love a cup of tea.
天哪 一整天的時間都要沒了 Christ, that's the whole day gone.
她是位很特別的客人 She's a very special guest.
只要茶 不要餅幹 Cup without the crack.
打水漂 Skipping stones.
他們從他這麼高的時候就一直玩這個 They've been doing this since he was about this high.
你有什麼缺點 就是小弱點 And what are your faults? I mean, little weaknesses.
我 I...
我非常沒安全感 Well, I'm very insecure.
很好 Sweet.
好的 我有時候脾氣很差 Okay. I've a very bad temper sometimes.
很重要 不然怎麼讓 Crucial. How else are you gonna
男人聽你的呢 get a fella to do what you want?
當然 我還有一個軟肋 And, of course, I have...
那就是你的兒子 I have a weakness for your son.
我也是 So do I.
但是最好別告訴他 別讓他驕傲了 But best not to tell him. Don't want him getting cocky.
沒球的時候我好厲害 I'm so good without the ball. Pow!
覺得她如何 What do you think of her?
比起你 我已經更喜歡她了 I like her more than you already.
意大利演員 編曲家及作詞家
瞧 我都忘了這個 吉米·豐塔納的《世界》 Look, I'd forgotten this. Jimmy Fontana Il Mondo.
腦袋上像頂了個死獾的意大利人 Greatest record ever recorded by an Italian
錄得世界上最棒的唱片 who looks like he's got a dead badger on his head.
你還有唱片集 And you've got the album.
太好了 Yes!
看那眼鏡 Check out those specs!
快點 比賽開始了 對 Come on, on with the game! Right.
多麼出色的一場比賽 And what an extraordinary game this is.
世界乒乓大賽上 For the first time a father and son
第一次有父子對戰 are playing each other in the World Table
他倆還都不是中國人 Tennis Final and neither of them are Chinese.
這是原世界冠軍和他的兒子之間的終極對決 Tremendous play from the old World Champion and his son,
兒子是英國首位紅發乒乓球手 the first openly ginger British table tennis player
但是年輕人已經顯露出不敵對手的形勢 but there are signs the youngster's beginning to crack.
-他眼中有淚 -並沒有 - There are tears in his eyes. - There are not!
馬上就有了 There soon will be!
我不知道你在 Hey! I didn't know you were here.
我剛下來 Yeah. I just popped down for a while.
好的 Okay.
工作呢 What about the job?
那你來了多久了 So how long have you been here?
幾個星期 Couple of weeks.
那倫敦的生活呢 Gosh! So, life in London...
很糟糕 Horrid.
好的 Okay.
瑪麗在嗎 Is Mary here?
在 Yes.
哪裏 樓下 Where? Downstairs.
你溫柔點 You be gentle.
溫柔點 Be gentle!
小心 Careful!
我也很高興見到你 我在努力留個好印象 Yeah, nice to see you, too. I'm trying to make a good impression...
對 抱歉抱歉 Right, sorry. Sorry.
我有件重要的事要宣布 I've got an important announcement to make.
好興奮 Exciting.
經過一點點考慮 我們決定要結婚 We've decided, after a little bit of thought, to get married.
真是個好消息 That's wonderful news.
你要跟誰結婚 Who are you getting married to?
跟瑪麗 那個 To Mary. Over there.
謝天謝地 Thank God for that.
要是別的姑娘就尷尬了 你想想 Jolly embarrassing if it had been another girl. Imagine that.
我們太高興了 We're so pleased.
不 對不起 對 No, sorry. Yeah.
順便說一句 婚禮很快就舉行了 By the way, the wedding will be quite soon
因為我們也快有孩子了 because we're having a baby, too.
你懷孕了嗎 You're pregnant?
對 Yes.
誰的孩子 Who's the father?
我希望是蒂姆的 Well, Tim, I hope.
謝天謝地 要是喜當爹就尷尬了 Thank God for that. Jolly awkward if it had been another fellow.
我們得今晚決定 We have to decide tonight.
-什麼 -所有事情 - What? - Everything.
我們的婚禮 The only thing you've decided about our
你唯一決定的事就是 wedding is that I'm coming down the aisle
我穿過教堂走到你跟前時 to the sound of some Italian weirdo
要放那個意大利怪人唱的《世界》 singing a song called Il Mondo.
多好的歌 Excellent song.
就是我說堅決不行的那首 To which I've said a definitive "no".
所以這樣吧 So here's the deal.
你決定一件事 我就脫一件衣服 I will take off one item of clothing for every decision you make.
好的 我了解了 年輕的女士 Okay. You have my attention, young lady.
好的 Right, um,
你想在哪辦婚禮 where would you like to get married?
家 我討厭別的地方 Home. I'd hate anywhere else.
好的 Okay.
天哪 很好 My God. Good.
應該找哪位神父 Who should the priest be?
得是有一口黃牙 It'll have to be the local bloke
和一堆連心眉的當地人 with yellow teeth and the massive unibrow.
好的 Okay.
那就決定找海格 That's a lock for Hagrid.
伴郎呢 Best Man?
該死 Damn.
伴郎 快決定 Best Man. Now.
不 太難了 這是雙輸 No, this is so hard.
會氣壞所有沒選的人 It's lose-lose you know You piss off all the
最後還會憎恨你選的那個人 ones you don't pick, and you end up hating the one you do pick
因為他的演講亂七八糟 把婚禮搞砸了 because he makes a bad speech and ruins the day.
你想不想見這對小可愛嘛 Do you wanna see these puppies or not?
想 Yes, I do.
-傑 -你決定 - Jay. - It's your choice.
他是我最好的朋友 但他是個傻子 He's my best friend, but he's a moron.
對 他會把所有事都搞砸 Yeah, he will mess up everything.
-羅利 -確定嗎 - Rory. - Sure?
不 哈利吧 No, Harry.
那就哈利了 來吧 Harry it is. Let's do this.
羅利 抱歉 Rory. Sorry.
什麼 真會作弊 What? That's such a cheat.
好吧 Okay, fine.
蜜月呢 Honeymoon?
去蘇格蘭 住小旅館 Bed and breakfast in Scotland.
蘇格蘭可不值得讓我脫掉小褲褲 I am not taking my pants off for Scotland.
但是我們的錢只夠去那 快 脫掉內褲 But it's all we can afford. Take off your pants.
不脫 I will not.
脫掉內褲 Take off your pants!
我想去巴厘島待兩個星期 I want two weeks in Bali!
脫掉內褲 Take off those pants!
-你計劃間歇了嗎 -沒有 - Have you planned a break? - No.
不 是你嗎 不是我 No! Is that you? It wasn't me.
這是給你的 It's for you.
不 我被勾住了 我來我來 No, I'm caught! I've got it. I've got it!
幫幫我 Help me!
好 Yes!
對 跟著我 Right, follow me!
天哪 My gosh!
天哪 My God!
神哪 God!
真是個玩笑 It's a joke!
給 Here.
對 快來 Yes, come on.
這邊 This way.
天哪 My God!
我是羅利 I'm Rory.
蒂姆讓我當他的伴郎的時候 我嚇壞了 When Tim asked me to be his Best Man, I was terrified.
所以我想最好是去找一本 So I thought best thing is to find
關於演講的書 這本就是 a book about speeches. And here it is.
書上說想想有趣的軼事 And it says think of really funny anecdotes.
工作時候 有件非常好笑的事 And there is a very hilarious story, actually from work.
這個笑話基於一個挺複雜的案子 It was quite a complicated case based on an issue of
有關離婚後 cross-amortisation of ownership of
財產所有權跨攤銷 post-divorce properties and, um...
我解釋一下背景 被告... Let me just explain the context. The Defendant...
蒂姆讓我做伴郎演講時 When Tim asked me to do his Best Man speech,
我當即的反應是 my immediate reaction was,
你要付我多少錢 小混球 "How much are you gonna pay me, you little shit?
我寫的東西可得花錢買 "I don't write for free, you know."
這些是那時他有機可趁的姑娘們 These were the girls available to him at that time.
姑娘們好 而這是他跟她們的距離 "Hello, girls." And this is how far he got with each of them.
我來解釋編號的含義 5代表口交 Let me explain the code. 5, blow job.
8代表完全深入... 8, full penetrative...
那麼我們敬一杯 And so a toast
給這間屋子發型最糟糕 to the man with the worst haircut
但是人最好的新郎 but the best bride in the room.
女士們先生們 蒂姆和瑪麗 Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Mary.
蒂姆和瑪麗 Tim and Mary.
是我們 That's us.
我要是說了"我愛你"就好了 I wish I'd said "I love you".
你說了 爸爸 You did, Dad.
話裏的意思就是 It was implied.
我覺得婚禮上搞"話中話"不大好 I'm not sure "implied" is good enough for a wedding day, are you?
不 別那麼做 這樣就好 No, don't do it, it's fine.
現在這樣我就很高興 真的不用 I'm so happy with it as it was. You really don't have to.
我要按我想的做 小夥子 I'll do what I wanna do, young man.
我能先離開一下嗎 Will you excuse me for just one moment?
待會兒我會給你們講述 Later on I may tell you about
蒂姆作為男人以及乒乓球選手的許多失敗故事 Tim's many failings as a man and as a table tennis player.
但是 But,
重要的是先說一件大事 important first to say the one
我一生中 big thing, I've only loved
只愛過三個男人 three men in my life.
我爸爸是個冷酷的討厭鬼 My dad was a frosty bugger so that
所以第一位是親愛的德斯蒙德叔叔 only leaves dear Uncle Desmond,
美國布魯斯吉他手和歌曲作者 2003滾石雜志排名第三吉他手 最偉大的布魯斯音樂家之一 外號"布魯斯之王"
第二位當然是B·B·金 B.B. King, obviously,
還有就是這個小夥子 and this young man here.
我只給將結婚的人一條建議 I'd only give one piece of advice to anyone marrying.
我們最終都差不多 We're all quite similar in the end.
我們年華老去 境況大同小異 We all get old and tell the same tales too many times.
但是試著跟一個 But try and marry someone
善良的人結合 kind.
而這是一位有著好心腸的 And this is a kind man
善良男人 with a good heart.
我一生中沒有很多 I'm not particularly proud
特別自豪的事 但是作為他的父親 of many things in my life, but I am very proud
我十分自豪 to be the father of my son.
很抱歉打斷你 但能跟你要個簽名嗎 I'm so sorry to disturb you, but I wonder if I could have your autograph.
不 不行 No. No.
我在婚禮上呢 老天啊 I'm at a wedding, for God's sake.
我在這裏慶祝真愛 而不是 I'm here to celebrate true love not
在一張紙上隨便簽個名 scribble my illegible signature on stupid
好讓你放到網上拍賣 bits of paper that you can flog on eBay
換點錢買個不這麼醜的帽子戴 so that at the next wedding you can wear a less hideous hat.
你好像見過我的梅姑姑了 I see you've met my Aunt May.
神啊 大家要是都戴著姓名牌就好了 God. People should wear name tags.
下一個就是你了 琪凱 You next, Kittle Kattle.
我也不知道 D舅舅 I don't know, Uncle D.
男生對我都不怎麼好 Boys aren't very nice.
真的嗎 親愛的 Aren't they, darling?
據我所知是這樣的 Not in my experience.
他們永遠都是隨隨便便的 They're always taking liberties,
不懂得報答別人 not giving much back in return.
-好吃 -是嗎 - It's yummy. - Yeah?
我喜歡你說好吃的樣子 I like the way you say 'yummy'.
你會不會希望我們當初挑了個晴朗的日子 Do you wish we'd picked another less wet day?
不會 No.
根本不會 Not for the world.
這就開始了 And so it begins.
豐富多彩的每日生活 Lots and lots of types of days.
多有趣 Fun!
叫波絲吧 Posy.
聽你的 Posy she is.
世界上最漂亮的小姑娘 The most beautiful girl in the world.
想讓爸爸抱了吧 我懂你的 You want your daddy. Yes, I know.
好U+561E. Yeah.
沒人能幫你做准備 No one can ever prepare you for
迎接即將到來的嬰兒 what happens when you have a child.
當看到懷中的小孩子 When you see the baby in your arms
你就會明白現在這就是你的責任了 and you know that it's your job now.
你無法對未知的愛與恐懼做好心理准備 No one can prepare you for the love and the fear.
她真可愛 She's lovely.
你剛出生時可醜了 You were such an ugly baby.
不像小孩 像黑猩猩 More chimpanzee than child.
我還記得第一次見到你的時候 I remember the first time I saw you,
我很感謝上帝我們離倫敦動物園不遠 I thanked God we were in
開車就到 driving distance of London Zoo.
來來 把這個小家夥抱過來 Come on, hand over the little bugger,
看看她會不會扭來扭去 let's see if she bounces.
當然啦 她肯定會扭 Yeah, she definitely will bounce.
看啊 Look.
她什麼都做得到 She can do anything.
看啊 你好啊 Look. Hello.
小寶貝 Sweetheart.
你無法預料自己所愛的人們 No one can prepare you for the love
會感受到什麼樣的愛 people you love can feel for them.
而且也沒法預料 And nothing can prepare you for
那些沒生小孩的朋友們的冷漠 the indifference of friends who don't have babies.
想讓傑叔叔抱抱嗎 Do you wanna go to Uncle Jay?
不用了 謝謝 我這樣很好 No, thanks, it's fine. It's great.
你還會驚訝這麼快就得 And it's a shock how quickly you have to move
搬到一個費用不菲的的新家 to a new place you completely can't afford.
瞧這是什麼 Look what we found.
快看它是誰 Look who it is!
親愛的 Honey!
抱歉 Sorry.
突然之間 時空旅行好似毫無必要 Suddenly, time travel seems almost unnecessary,
因為生活中的其他部分都如此令人振奮 because every detail of life is so delightful.
它叫什麼名字 What's his name?
霍勒斯 我猜的 Horace, I think.
那肯定就叫這個 Of course it is.
我聽說 作為教父唯一的重點就是 Only one important thing for a godfather, I'm told,
永遠不要給小孩買比它身體還小的禮物 never bring a present smaller than the child.
閉嘴吧 你這個自以為是的混蛋 Shut up, you smug bastard.
別擔心了 我什麼東西都沒帶 Don't worry, I didn't bring anything at all.
她不會注意到的 腦子還沒發育呢 She'll never know. Hasn't got a brain yet.
沒想到在這裏能見到你 哈利 I didn't expect to see you here, Harry.
兒童聚會好像不是你的風格 Children's party's not exactly your style.
沒錯 瑪麗 我被騙了 No, Mary, I was tricked.
他們跟我說有免費酒喝的 I was told there would be free booze.
我討厭小孩子 你知道的 I hate kids, as you know.
話說奇巧去哪了 Where's Kit Kat, by the way?
不知道 她說3點左右過來 I don't know, she said she'd be here around 3:00.
你看我們還特別為她准備了紫色蛋糕 And you know we got purple cupcakes for her especially.
她來了 Here she is!
說曹操 曹操到 Speak of the devil, that will be her.
我們等奇巧姑姑來了再吃 We'll wait till Aunty Kit Kat gets here.
你好 吉米 Hey. Jimmy.
我妹妹呢 Where's my sister?
我還以為她在這裏 Thought she was here.
沒有 她還沒到 No, she hasn't arrived.
這可不妙 That's not good.
你什麼意思 What does that mean?
我們今天早上吵了一架 Um... We had an argument this morning.
就雞毛蒜皮的小事 但她喝醉了 Over nothing, but she'd been drinking, so...
然後她就跑出家門開車來這 And then she ran out to get the car to come here and
我跟她說在這裏碰面 I told her to meet me here so...
有一首巴茲·魯爾曼的歌叫防曬霜 There's a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen.
他說對未來的事情擔憂 He says worrying about the future
就像用嚼口香糖 is as effective as trying to solve
解方程式一樣 毫無意義 an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
生活中真正的麻煩 The real troubles in your life
永遠是你意料之外的事情 will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.
怎麼了 What happened?
我們吵架了 We had a fight.
然後 And,
大概我還沒有完全清醒 maybe I wasn't completely sober.
-她怎麼樣 -不太好 - How is she? - Not good.
她什麼時候從哪裏走的 When did she leave you? From where?
我要精確的時間和地址 I want it exact. Exact time. Exact address.
我們回來了 抱歉 抱歉 Here we are. Sorry, sorry.
來吧 Come on.
天啊 God.
-你好 -把她接來了 - Hi. - There she is.
小嬰兒住在這裏嗎 Does a small baby live here?
在 她可興奮了 就在樓下 Yes, and she's so excited. She's downstairs.
生日快樂 波絲 Happy birthday, Posy.
抱歉 我必須去接奇巧 I'm sorry. I had to pick up Kit Kat.
我以為她會自己開過來呢 I thought she was gonna drive herself.
結果還是不行 Turns out she couldn't.
-她沒事吧 -再說吧 - She okay? - Later.
我很擔心奇巧 I'm worried about Kit Kat.
我知道 Yeah. I know.
我們喝茶的時候她一個人狂灌紅酒 She was drinking wine while we were drinking tea.
吉米對她不好 And Jimmy wasn't nice to her.
而且她根本對紫色蛋糕不理不睬 And she spurned the purple cupcakes.
我們得改變一下這個事實 We have to do something to fix it.
對 Yeah.
但是你要知道 But, you know,
就算要改變事實 if it's gonna be fixed,
也應該讓她自己來改變 I think she probably has to do it herself.
也許是 Maybe.
也許不是 Maybe not.
親愛的 發生了什麼事 My darling. What's happened?
你是這個世界上最棒的人 You're the best person in the world.
對我來說和我妻子一樣重要 我不懂你 You're top equal with my wife. I don't get it.
也許 只是也許 Maybe, just maybe,
我是個失敗者 I'm the faller.
每個家族都有一個失敗者 Every family has, like, someone who falls,
成績差 不停犯錯 who doesn't make the grade, who stumbles,
人生一團糟 who life trips up.
也許我就是咱家的失敗者 Maybe I'm our faller.
不是這樣的 No.
好吧 我要告訴你一個秘密 Okay. I'm gonna tell you a secret.
你得保證不會說出去 And you have to promise to keep it.
我們一直都互相保守秘密 We've always kept secrets.
是嗎 We have?
你保證你永遠 永遠 永遠 You promise you won't ever, ever, ever,
永遠 永遠 永遠 永遠 ever, ever, ever, ever,
永遠 永遠都不說出去嗎 ever, ever, ever, ever tell?
好 Yes.
我能時空旅行 I can travel in time.
為什麼咱們要站在樓梯下的櫃櫥裏 Why are we standing in the cupboard under the stairs?
因為我們要回到過去 Because we're gonna go back in
讓你對未來發生的事做出改變 time and you're gonna do some things differently.
我就喜歡你說笑話 I love it when you're funny.
抓住我的手 閉上眼睛 Grab my hand. Close your eyes.
上帝啊 上帝啊 My God! My God!
他媽見鬼的上帝啊 My arsing God in a box.
不是吧 You're kidding?
我可以回到任何時刻 I can go anywhere in time and
但你卻偏偏把我帶到史上最爛的一次聚會 you bring me back to the worst party of all time.
好像是 走吧 'Fraid so. Let's go.
我們還有事情要做 We've got work to do.
什麼事 What work?
確保你不會遇見吉米·金凱德 Making sure you do not meet Jimmy Kincade.
快點 這裏 Quick, in here.
但是他馬上就要和我墜入愛河了 But he's about to fall in love with me!
這次不會了 Not this time he isn't.
這邊的美女是誰啊 你叫詹妮弗是不是 Who's the pretty looking girl? It's Jennifer, isn't it?
是啊 Yeah.
真狂野 Wild!
我喜歡你的裙子 詹妮弗 I like your skirt, Jennifer.
謝謝 Thank you.
好吧 我懂了 Right, I get it.
如果他沒有遇到我 If he hadn't met me,
他就會找個別的女人上床 he would have just had sex with someone else.
要防患於未然嗎 Nip it in the bud?
不好意思 吉米 Excuse me, Jimmy.
抱歉 我認識你嗎 Sorry. Do I know you?
對 你認識 Yeah, you do.
咱倆很熟 抱歉 Very well. Sorry.
我打一開始就應該這麼做的 And this is what I should have done right at the start.
新年快樂 各位 新年快樂 Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year.
快回櫃櫥裏去 And back to the cupboard.
真驚人 Amazing!
然後會發生什麼 What happens now?
天知道 God knows.
我只希望從現在開始 What I'm hoping is that from this moment on you avoid
你不會再招惹上這種肮髒小人了 the sleazy bad guys because they're sleazy and bad.
你什麼時候變得這麼嚴肅了 When did you get so serious?
自從我差點失去你那一次起 Since it occurred to me that I might lose you.
准備好 接下來可能很奇怪 Brace yourself, this could be weird.
一切都會被改變 Things will have changed.
上帝啊 My God.
什麼 What?
是傑 Jay.
-你說的是那個傑嗎 -對 - Jay Jay? - Yes.
他很迷人 天啊 And he's adorable. My God.
好吧 Right,
就這麼辦 let's do this.
你們倆快點 Come on, you two.
媽媽剛開了一包餅幹 Mum's just cracked open a packet of biscuits.
我想起來有東西要給你 I've got something in mind for you.
我知道你准備說什麼 I know what you're gonna say.
吃塊餅幹 然後來幫我個忙 Have a biscuit and come and help me.
剩下的留給D舅舅 But leave the rest for Uncle D.
其實只是收拾一下屋子 It's just tidying really.
-你還好嗎 我很想你 -很好 - You all right? I missed you. - Yeah.
-你媽媽想讓我去花園裏幫忙 -好 - Your mum wants me to do some gardening. - Okay.
就是清理一下 長得亂糟糟的 It's tidying up, it's all a bit out of control.
所有死了的植物都清出去 Anything that looks dead, out.
我們要找這個 看到了嗎 全部都要 This is what we're looking for. Okay? All this.
死掉的東西 看這個 Dead stuff. See this.
都被撕成碎片了 是不是 They've torn them to shreds, haven't they?
一切進展如何 How did everything go?
非常令人滿意 Immensely satisfactory.
太好了 發生的所有事情都要告訴我 I'm so happy. I wanna hear all about it.
你能給我們做晚飯嗎 因為我有點事 Will you do dinner for us because there's something
6點前必須完成 不然就要被炒了 I have to do before 6:00 or I'll get fired?
好的 樂意之至 Yeah. I can't think of anything I'd love to do more.
好啦 世界上最漂亮的小美人在哪裏 Okay, where is the most fabulous person in the world?
過來讓爸爸喂你吃米粉糊糊 Come to your dad and get mashed up food shoved into your mouth!
你好啊 小夥子 Hello there, little boy.
你就 You just
站在這裏不要動 我馬上回來 wait there and I'll be back in a minute.
爸 我能跟你稍微談一下嗎 Dad, can I have a quick word?
好的 沒問題 Yeah. Sure.
我不能回到出生以前的時間了 是不是 I can't go back past the birth again, can I?
不行 我應該跟你說的 No. I should have mentioned that.
出生之前都沒關系 但那個特定的時間點 You're okay till it comes out but the exact
一個特定的精子讓你們有了 sperm at the exact moment got you this
這個孩子 particular baby,
所以如果你造成了任何一點細微變化 so if you do anything the tiniest bit
你生出來的孩子就會不同 different, you'll have a different child.
那昨天以前就再也不能變了嗎 定格了 So, every day up 'til yesterday is as it will always be? Lost?
和其他人一樣 Just like for everyone else.
好吧 很有意思 Okay. Interesting.
真難辦 我愛你 爸爸 我得走了 Tough. I love you, Dad. I've gotta go.
回去吧 Go home.
除非能保證這種事情再也不發生 We're not leaving this room until we find
否則我們絕對不會離開這個房間一步 a way of making sure this never happens again.
你們現在該走了吧 Will you go now?
我必須得離開吉米 是不是 I have to leave Jimmy, don't I?
永遠 For good.
而且我得戒酒 And I have to stop drinking.
而且不能再隨便換工作了 And stop leaving jobs.
而且我要和一個無聊的好人 And I have to go out with someone
談戀愛 nice and boring.
終於覺悟了 Yay.
對了 好人不一定無聊 And, you know, nice isn't necessarily boring.
比如? Like who?
馬特·達蒙 Matt Damon?
好耶 Okay.
我會和馬特·達蒙約會的 I'll go out with Matt Damon.
跟我講 你最近見過傑嗎 Tell me, have you seen Jay recently?
你的那個頭發翹翹的傑嗎 Your Jay? What, sticky-up hair Jay?
看起來就像個提線木偶的傑嗎 Looks a bit like a muppet Jay?
對 Yes.
我突然想到了他 他一直對你很有好感 He just popped into my head. He's always had a crush on you.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
好詭異 Weird!
考慮一下約他吃晚飯 你有時間嗎 Thinking of asking him to dinner. Are you free?
可能吧 也許得先梳妝打扮一下 Might be. Might have to freshen up a bit first.
沒錯 你看起來慘死了 Yeah. You look shit.
喬安娜 Joanna.
感謝上帝 你們終於回來了 Thank Christ you're back.
這就是一場惡夢 It's been a total nightmare.
我懂 不過沒關系的 I know. It's all fine anyway.
她在哪裏 Where is she?
這是我這輩子最糟糕的一晚 It was the single worst night of my life.
波絲在哪裏 Where's Posy?
找到啦 你好啊 There she is! Hello!
你好啊 你好 Hello! Hello.
親愛的 你怎麼樣啊 Darling, how are you doing?
咱再生一個吧 Let's have another one.
去死吧 不要 Screw that. No.
生孩子很疼的 而且會變胖 肥得流油 That hurt and I got fat. Like fat-fat.
只胖了一點點 不是嗎 Got a little bit fat, didn't she.
跟媽媽說你想要個小妹妹 Tell Mummy you want a sister.
不要 跟爸爸說你當獨生女很高興 No. Tell Daddy you're happy being an only child.
幸運的是 我們都還是無所顧忌的年輕人 Fortunately we are young and careless and
不久之後我們就變成了四口之家 it wasn't long before there were four of us.
不可思議 只有三歲的波絲·萊克 And this is incredible. Posy Lake, only 3 years old,
馬上就打破女子10米跑的奧運會紀錄了 is about to break the women's 10 metre Olympic record.
他們會成功的 他們跑過來了 They're gonna do it. And here they are,
他們做到了 了不起 they've done it! Fantastic.
你太棒了 表現真好 That was brilliant. You're so good.
這麼吵都沒被吵醒 Sleeping right through all that.
能幫個忙嗎 我好緊張 Can you help me? I'm so nervous.
我們跟暢銷書作者吃飯時穿什麼比較好 What do I wear for dinner with our bestselling author?
先讓我把怪獸畫完 我就馬上上去 Let me finish up with the monsters and I'll come right up.
好極了 謝謝 Great. Thank you.
繼續 Go again.
好啦 這件怎麼樣 Okay. How about this?
很漂亮 任務完成 很好 That's gorgeous. Job done. Yeah.
不行 認真點挑 這個 No. Take it seriously. It's...
我不確定 不行 我不喜歡 I don't know. No, I hate it.
-沒錯 -這件沒有亮點 - Yeah. - It's boring and
而且讓我看起來疙疙瘩瘩的 makes me look kind of lumpy.
沒錯 你說得對 No, you're right.
確實沒亮點 又都是疙瘩 我不喜歡 It is boring and lumpy. I hate it.
好吧 那這件呢 Okay. What about this?
美極了 就是它了 Gorgeous. We did it.
不行 胸露太多了 No, it's too breasty.
-是嗎 -好吧 - Is it? - Okay.
這件沒有很顯胸 It's not too breasty.
不行 這雙高跟鞋不能穿 看起來像妓女 No. I'm not wearing these heels. I look like a prostitute.
那就別穿高跟鞋了 Not high heels, then.
但是那樣又會讓腿顯得很短 But then we have the short legs problem.
那你是想看起來像妓女還是矮子 Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?
小心 小心點說話 Warning. That's a warning.
很好 Yes!
不好 No.
不行 No!
這件我喜歡 Now that I like.
不是 我還在挑裙子 No, I'm just picking up the dress
這件是打底的 你真是個壞人 that this goes under. Such a bad boy.
這一件呢 This one?
不算太壞 Not bad.
還有這一件呢 Or this one?
-你在考我吧 這是同一件 -不是 It's a trick question, isn't it? Same dress. - No!
不是嗎 No?
好啦 我覺得這件還不賴 Okay. I don't think this one's too bad.
沒錯 很漂亮 Yeah, it's fabulous.
-真的嗎 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
好吧 不錯 Okay. Great. Good.
那件藍色的怎麼樣 How about the blue one?
- 藍色的 -是啊 - The blue one? - Yeah.
行啊 Yeah.
你是說沒亮點又疙瘩的那件嗎 The first one that you tried on that was boring and lumpy,
而實際上 它很驚豔 也不疙瘩 but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy,
是那件嗎 that one?
對的 你覺得哪件好 Yeah, which do you prefer?
我不知道 跟你說 我快瘋了 I don't know. I'm actually starting to go mad.
我貌似還是喜歡藍色那件 I think I like the blue one.
-好吧 -就這樣 - Okay. - Yeah.
好了好了 我還是穿這件走 Okay. Okay, let's go with this one, then?
你美翻了 You look amazing.
-真的嗎 -真心的 - Really? - Yes.
那多謝了 Okay, thanks.
我的天啊 God.
波絲哪去了 Where's Posy?
我讓她呆在樓下呢 I left her downstairs.
我放手稿那屋的門關了吧 Not leaving the door open to the room with the manuscript in it?
貌似沒有 I don't think so.
看著我 看著我的眼睛 Look at me. Look me in the eye.
告訴我怎麼辦 And talk me through this.
-我離死不遠了 -好啦 - Basically my life is over. - OK.
我出去兩分鍾 也許一分鍾就夠 I really need to go out for just like two minutes, maybe one.
你敢 Don't you dare!
你敢接 我該怎麼辦 Don't you dare answer that! What am I gonna do?
我覺得我們真的該接電話了 I think that we should really answer the phone.
你要是接了那鬼電話 If you answer the goddamn phone,
我就用電話砸死你 I will kill you with the phone.
我不接電話 但是我真的要出去一下 I won't answer the phone, but I do need to get out.
不行 不准出去 不准 不行 No, no getting out, no getting out. No.
好吧 Okay, right.
抱歉啊 麥克尤恩先生 Sorry, Mr McEwan.
您的作品我們看了一大部分了 但是吧 We read most of your book but,
剩下那些有的染了色 有的碎成了渣 you see, the rest of it was coloured on or shredded.
對的 Yeah.
我沒想到波絲會用碎紙機 I had no idea Posy actually knew how to use that machine
這麼想來 還挺值得高興的 in a way that's impressive.
幹嘛啊 有什麼事 What is it? How can I help you?
是瑪麗啊 Oh, Mary.
不是的 一切都...抱歉 No, everything... Sorry.
讓你兒子解釋吧 Your son will explain.
是你老媽 It's your mother.
喂 媽 Hi, Mum.
不不不 沒事 我們... No, no, it's okay. We'll...
我們馬上就去 We'll come straight down.
好的 再見 Okay, bye-bye.
回來啦 親愛的 Hello, darling.
媽媽 你好嗎 Mum. How are you?
想聽真話嗎 Honestly?
當然 Why not?
氣死我了 I am fucking furious.
沒你爸爸的生活索然無味啊 I am so uninterested in a life without your father.
瑪麗 走吧 我們泡點茶去 Mary. Come on, let's make some tea.
你還好嗎 How are you?
挺好的 Yeah, I'm fine.
吃飯了嗎 Did you eat?
吃了的 Yes, of course.
德斯蒙德 Desmond.
您過得如何 How are you?
我很好 謝謝關心 I'm very well, thanks.
就是有點熱 Though a little hot.
你爸可能不太好 Your father, I think, is not so well.
得了癌症 Cancer.
是啊 Yes.
蒂姆 我真的很難過 I'm very unhappy about it, Tim.
他在你婚禮上說他愛我 At your wedding he said he loved me.
-他確實很愛你 -我知道的 - He does. - I know.
那是我今生最美好的日子 That was the best day of my life.
今天可能是最糟糕的日子 So this is probably the worst.
爸 Dad.
我的上帝 For God's sake.
你也來這套 Not you, too.
什麼 What?
奇巧剛剛哭著走了 Well, Kit Kat's just rolled up blubbing her eyes out
現在你又來了 and now you're here.
媽媽怎麼跟你說的 What's Mum been saying?
實話實說的 The truth.
好吧 Yeah, well,
還說什麼了 apart from that?
可能是抽煙造成的 It may have been the smoking
但這個我改變不了 but I couldn't undo that
因為在你們出生前我就抽煙了 as it was before you were all born.
不管怎麼說 And anyway,
要不是我抽煙的樣子特別帥 your mother definitely wouldn't have gone out with me
你媽絕對不會跟我談戀愛的 if I hadn't been such a sexy smoker.
我這發現的也算早的了 I did get diagnosed as soon as possible,
但還是太晚了 but it was too late.
還有多少日子 How long have we got?
可能 可能幾年吧 You know, it, it could be years.
到底多久 How long really?
恐怕也就幾周 Weeks, I'm afraid.
我們以前是不是有過這個對話了 Have we had this conversation before?
是的 Yeah.
然後發生了什麼 What happened?
我很難過 I rather let myself down.
我擁抱了你 I hugged you.
抱歉 Sorry.
我剛在考慮時間旅行的問題 I think I just thought with the time thing...
不行 我從沒說過我們能修正生活 No, I never said we could fix things.
我絕對沒那麼說過 I specifically never said that.
生活總是喜憂參半 無論你是誰 Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are.
拿耶穌來說 他是神的兒子 Look at Jesus. He was the Son of God,
就算看在上帝份上吧 for God's sake,
但是你看他結局怎樣 and look how that turned out.
我知道的 但是... I know, but...
我還是想說 我覺得有點受騙了 you must see I feel a bit cheated.
別那麼想 Don't.
實際上 你可以換個角度 In fact, feel the opposite.
唯一一個50歲就退休的人 The only people who give up work at 50
就是這個身患絕症的時空旅人 are the time travellers with cancer
他還想和兒子多打打乒乓球呢 who want to play more table tennis with their sons.
是啊 Right.
就這麼換位思考嗎 So that's been the deal?
很抱歉 我們必須得打給你 I'm sorry we had to call.
因為病情突然惡化了 It's suddenly got very bad.
可我還有很重要的事要告訴你 And I have something very important to tell you.
或者說 我看看 Or, let me check,
你是想讓我告訴你這個大秘密呢 do you want to know the big secret,
還是像我一樣自己去發現 or would you rather find it out for yourself like I did?
天啊 又有一個什麼秘密 Christ, there's another secret?
沒那麼離奇 但是重要得多 Less dramatic. Much more important.
真正的重頭戲 The real mothership.
繼續說吧 告訴我 No, go on. Tell me.
我們別浪費時間了 Let's save some time.
於是他告訴了我他關於幸福的秘密公式 And so he told me his secret formula for happiness.
這個規劃分兩部分 第一部分是 Part one of the two part plan
我應該恢複正常的生活 was that I should just get on with ordinary life,
一天一天的過 和普通人一樣 living it day by day, like anyone else.
這是我們目前的陳詞 This is our current statement
修正了一段 標出來了 with a revised paragraph there, highlighted.
魯伯特 Rupert.
魯伯特 這就是你最好的水平了麼 Rupert, is that the best you can do?
不 當然不是了 我們可以再改改 No. Absolutely not. We can change that.
第二條款 Item number two.
-你好 -下午好 先生 - Hi. - Good afternoon, sir.
您今天是在這兒吃還是帶走 Are you eating in or taking away today?
帶走吧 謝謝 Take away, please.
是嗎 沒問題 Yeah? No problem.
好了 一共4鎊24便士 先生 Lovely, that's 4.24 then, please, sir.
謝謝惠顧 Thank you kindly.
好了 找您76便士 先生 Lovely. And there's your change, sir. 76 pence change.
-謝謝 -慢走 您好 - Thanks. - Thank you. Hello there.
您是在這兒吃還是帶走 Are you eating in or taking away?
據你調查 Do you find the Defendant,
被告約翰·維爾貝克是否犯了詐騙罪 John Welbeck, guilty or not guilty of fraud?
無罪 Not guilty.
-這是你們所有人的裁決嗎 -對 - And that is the verdict of you all? - Yes.
謝謝 你可以坐下了 Thank you. You may be seated.
謝天謝地 Thank God.
釋放被告 Let the Defendant be discharged.
全體起立 Be upstanding in court.
-關燈嗎 -好 - Lights out? - Yeah.
真是艱難的一天 Tough day.
然後是爸爸幸福規劃的第二部分 But then came part two of Dad's plan.
他讓我每一天都重新過一遍 He told me to live every day again
盡量和第一遍一樣 almost exactly the same.
第一遍充斥著各種壓力和憂慮 The first time with all the tensions and worries that
讓我們忽略了這個世界美好的一面 stop us noticing how sweet the world can be,
但是在第二遍裏 我去發現這些美好 but the second time noticing.
好了 爸爸 Okay, Dad.
我們來試試吧 Let's give it a go.
我們現在的陳詞是什麼 What's our statement at the moment?
在這兒 修改了... This is it with the revised...
我知道一切不盡人意 I know it doesn't seem that way
魯伯特 這個不行 Rupert, this does not pass.
這就是你最高水平了 Is this the best you can do?
但也許當前就是最好的時光 But maybe it's the perfect day
你倆把這玩意搞定 I'll leave you two to thrash this out.
他就是個傻逼
就算賬單如山 Even though the bills are piling
也沒有幸運女神臨幸 And maybe Lady Luck ain't smiling
-下午好 先生 -下午好 - Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon.
今天在這吃還是帶走 Are you eating in or taking away today?
帶走吧 Take away.
要口袋嗎 Would you like a bag?
拿一個吧 That's fine.
但是只要我們勇於面對 But if we'd only open our eyes
好了 一共6磅23便士 Lovely. That's 6.23 then, please.
祝您愉快 And enjoy the rest of your day.
謝謝 再見 Thank you. Bye-bye.
您好 Hello, there.
就會發現上帝在默默庇護 We'd see the blessings in disguise
-你看周圍 -怎麼了 - Look around you! - What?
積雲成雨 彙集成河 That all the rain clouds are fountains
這裏是不是很漂亮 Isn't this room beautiful?
是啊 Yeah.
快走吧 Come on.
盡管困難如山 Though our troubles seem like mountains
無罪 Not guilty.
風雨過後 終現陽光 There's gold in them hills
太棒了 Fantastic!
風雨過後 終現陽光 There's gold in them hills
所以不要沮喪 不要灰心 So don't lose heart
給今天一個重新開始的機會 Give the day a chance to start
風雨過後 終現陽光 There's gold in them hills
所以今天過得還不賴 So not such a bad day after all?
是啊 很不錯的一天 No. it was pretty good really.
實際上 今天很棒 Very good day, actually, as it turns out.
這給我減輕負擔了 Well, that's a relief,
如果你今天過得很糟的話 because if it had been a very bad day,
我可能還得和你做個愛 I thought I might have had to have had sex with you
來調整一下你的情緒 to make up for it.
晚安 Goodnight.
今天過得糟透了 It was a very, very bad day.
簡直糟到爆 It went very, very badly.
我被炒了魷魚 I got fired from my job.
還殺了一個人 And then I killed a man.
那可真夠糟的 That is a very bad day.
-糟透了 -是啊 - It's terrible. - Yeah.
史上最倒黴的一天 Like the worst day ever.
我真為你難過 So sorry.
當然了 Some days, of course,
有些日子 你不想經曆第二次 though, you only want to go through once.
你還好嗎 You okay?
我不相信幹涉主義的上帝 I don't believe in an interventionist God
但我知道 親愛的你相信 But I know darling, that you do
如果我相信 我就跪下來請求他 But if I did I would kneel down and ask him
好了 都准備好了嗎 Right, are we ready for this?
當然沒有 不想經曆這種悲痛時刻 'Course we're not. Hateful day.
對你不要幹涉 Not to intervene when it came to you
等我一分鍾 Just give me one minute.
你的一根頭發都不要觸碰 Oh, not to touch a hair on your head
讓你保持本來的樣子 Leave you as you are
如果他覺得你需要指引 If he felt he had to direct you
就指引你到我懷中 Then direct you into my arms
寫得太棒了 This is so brilliant.
狄更斯對插科打諢真是在行 Dickens is so good on actual jokes, actual gags.
你從哪來的 Where have you come from?
是... It's the...
我明白了 Oh, okay.
那個重要的日子 Big day.
謝謝你來看我 Thanks for dropping in.
德斯蒙德叔叔的西裝怎麼樣 How's Uncle Desmond's suit?
完美無瑕 Immaculate.
很好 Excellent.
我提過我想放尼克·凱夫的歌嗎 Did I mention I wanted the Nick Cave track?
都記著呢 It's taken care of.
謝謝啦 Thank you.
我給你讀讀這一小段行嗎 Can I just read you this one bit?
盡管讀吧 我有的是時間 Read away, I've got lots of time.
我想 古代的羅馬人相互激怒結怨 "I think the Romans must have aggravated
一定是因為彼此的鼻子 "one another very much with their noses.
也許正是由於這個原因 "Perhaps they became
羅馬人成了曆史上一個不安分守己的民族 "the restless people they were in consequence.
無論如何 "Anyhow,
沃甫賽先生那羅馬人的鷹鉤鼻也激怒了我 "Mr Wopsle's Roman nose so aggravated me..."
到我懷中 上帝 Into my arms, oh Lord
到我懷中 Into my arms
但我相信有愛 But I believe in love
我知道你也相信 And I know that you do too
我相信有一條路 And I believe in some kind of path
我們可以同行 你和我 That we can walk down, me and you
燃著你的蠟燭 So keep your candles burning
讓她的旅程純淨明亮 Make her journey bright and pure
把回來的路銘記於心 That she will keep returning
永遠銘記 Always and evermore
到我懷中 上帝 Into my arms, oh Lord
到我懷中 Into my arms
孩子的事 你有什麼看法 What do you think about the kids?
他們怎麼了 What about them?
不夠多吧 是不 Not many of them, are there?
什麼 What?
我是說 兩個太少了 Well, I mean two?
在中國就算超生了 It's more than the Chinese are allowed.
我就是想吧 也許 I just thought that maybe, you know,
我們該再生一個 以防萬一 it was time for the insurance baby.
以防什麼萬一 What?
以防萬一某個孩子特別聰明 In case one of them is really smart,
我們不希望另一個孩子 we don't want the other one
一輩子都覺得自己很笨 to feel stupid their whole life.
如果我們生了第三個 And if we had a third one,
兩個小傻瓜就能快樂地作伴了 then we could have two happy dummies.
你覺得怎麼樣 What do you think?
這是我一生中最艱難的決定 It was the toughest decision of my life.
迎接新生意味著 Saying 'yes' to the future meant
與爸爸的永別 saying 'goodbye' to my dad. Forever.
我們為什麼不再等等呢 Why don't we wait a bit?
當然了 Absolutely.
你說的沒錯 You're right. Yeah.
是現在呢 How about now?
還是現在呢 Or now?
現在吧 Now?
好吧 Yeah.
我同意 Okay.
真的嗎 Really?
爸爸一直希望我們再要個孩子 Dad always wished there had been more of us.
所以... So...
不過 我們也不一定能懷上 Anyway, we might try and nothing happens.
確實 Exactly.
可能今晚就要生了 Really could be tonight.
你絕對想象不到 And you cannot believe the detail in which
我多熟悉去醫院的路 I know the route to the hospital.
是啊 Yay.
你能等我一下嗎 Will you excuse me for a sec?
我下趟樓 Just have to go downstairs.
現在比分17比20 比賽十分激烈 And it's 17-20 in this incredibly tight contest
兩位運動員都是 being played by the two most physically
史上最佳的選手 perfect players in the history of the game.
觀眾為年輕選手而著迷 The crowd, enchanted by the younger player, are seduced
也被老選手的輝煌過去所吸引 by memories of the older player's illustrious past.
天啊 我贏了 My God, I've won.
我多少年沒贏過了 I haven't won in years.
你可總算贏了 You finally got good.
該給我頒什麼獎 What's my prize?
當然了 除了奧運會金獎以外 Apart from the Olympic gold medal, of course.
給你一個吻 A kiss will have to do.
一個吻? A kiss?
我明白了 I get you.
到時間了吧 This is it, then?
到時間了 This is it.
這是我最後的一點時間了 It's my last bit of extra time.
孩子馬上就要出生了 The baby is completely on the way.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我的兒子 My son.
我的爸爸 My dad.
有什麼我能做的 Is there anything at all I can do?
有什麼你想做的 Is there anything you want to do?
我不知道 就有這麼... I don't know. There is this...
一件事 one thing.
去散個小步 A quick little walk.
當然了 這是完全違背規則的 Totally against the rules, of course,
但是如果我們不做任何改變 but if we don't change a thing,
足夠小心的話 就沒什麼事 if we're very careful, it shouldn't do any harm.
會很棒的 It would be nice.
我盡力了 我真的盡力了 I'm really trying. I'm really trying.
低一點 Get down low.
我完勝你 Total defeat.
我累了 I'm tired.
謝謝你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我的故事也快講完了 So I'm almost up-to-date with my story.
和別的家庭一樣 As all families do,
我們漸漸適應了親人離世後的生活 we got used to life after death.
過得依然很好 And it was still fine.
日複一日 And things settled back into their traditional rhythms
一切都回到正軌 season after season,
和過去一樣 and are much as they have always been.
我們也適應了奇巧重新快樂起來的樣子 And we've got used to Kit Kat being happy again.
然後適應了她當媽媽的樣子 And then we got used to her being a mum.
雖然她這個媽媽不是特別稱職 Albeit not a very good
甚至很沒安全感 or even safe one.
最後的最後 And in the end,
我學到了我時光旅行的最後一課 I think I've learned the final lesson from my travels in time.
我甚至還比我爸爸更進了一步 And I've even gone one step further than my father did.
好吧 我去照顧孩子 Okay, I'll do the kids.
不用 別擔心 我會去的 No, don't worry. I'll do them.
好 你來 你個懶蛋 Yeah, you do them, you lazy bum.
實際上 我現在從不穿越回過去 The truth is, I now don't travel back at all.
一天也不 Not even for the day.
我努力過好每一天 I just try to live every day
就像我已經穿越回去一樣 as if I've deliberately come back to this one day
我努力享受每一天 to enjoy it
就像它是我這平凡又非凡生命的 as if it was the full final day
最後一天 of my extraordinary, ordinary life.
很多事情不能一次成功 I don't get many things right the first time
人們總是對我這樣說 In fact, I am told that a lot
如今我知道 Now I know all the wrong turns
是那些過失帶我走到今天 The stumbles and falls brought me here
哎呀 你都已經下來啦 Hello, you're down already.
做得太好了 謝謝嘍 That's great. Thank you so much for that.
我們坐進來吧 And in we go.
那天之前 我在哪裏 And where was I before the day
波絲 波絲 Posy? Posy!
那是第一次見到你美麗的臉 That I first saw your lovely face?
如今可以每天相見 Now I see it everyday
很美味的 That's fine.
於是我知道 And I know that I am
我就是最幸運的人 I am, I am the luckiest
我們生命的每一天 We're all travelling through time together
都是在時間中的旅行 every day of our lives.
我們所能做的就是 All we can do is
盡我們所能 do our best
珍惜這段美妙的旅程 to relish this remarkable ride.
對對對 Yes, yes, yes...
好的 到時候見 Okay, I'll see you then.
拜拜啦 Bye-bye.
等下見 See you later.
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