全宇宙最疯狂的问答节目 Hello and welcome to another exciting episode
又和大家见面了 of the craziest game in the galaxy:
和斯尼克为伴 Garfle Warfle Snick.
有请节目主持人... And now here's the host of Garfle Warfle Snick...
鲍勃 Bob!
谢谢小诺 大家好 Thank you, Norlox. Hi, everybody.
欢迎收看新一期的和斯尼克为伴 Welcome to another exciting edition of Garfle Warfle Snick,
回答正确有大奖 the game where anything
否则后果很严重 you garfle will be warfled, and vice versa.
我是鲍勃 先介绍本次参赛的选手 I'm Bob. Now let's meet the intergalactic goofballs
他们是来自另一个星系的蠢蛋 we've got playing with us today.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
好像是某节目现场 Looks like some kind of game show.
- 怎么回事 - 我不知道 - What's happening? - I don't know.
我只记得刚才还在驾驶狮子 The last thing I remember, we were all flying in our lions.
向观众做自我介绍吧 Hi, there. Tell us your name and where you're from.
这是干嘛 What is this?
看来有人不专心哦 Looks like somebody wasn't listening to Norlox.
大家一起告诉他 Tell him what this is, everybody.
和斯尼克为伴 Garfle Warfle Snick!
没错 游戏节目叫和斯尼克为伴 That's right, the name of the game is Garfle Warfle Snick.
说出你们的名字 小鬼 Now tell us your name, son.
我叫吉斯 我们怎么来到这里的 My name is Keith. How did we get here?
我告诉你小诺如何参加这个节目吧 I'll tell you how Norlox got to be on the show.
他的叔叔是老板 His uncle owns the studio.
好的 吉斯 All right, Keith, why don't
介绍一下你的队友吧 you introduce us to the rest of your team?
我们是战神骑士队 We're the Paladins of Voltron.
他们分别是阿劳拉 汉克 兰斯 皮吉 This is Allura, Hunk, Lance, and Pidge.
你还没说我们怎么来到这里的 But you haven't answered my question. How did we get here?
希望和我来的方式不一样 I hope not the same way I got here.
我来的路上被飞船撞了 A moofglider was jackknifed on the Haldar Expressway
堵了半天才恢复交通 and it took forever to get past it.
我身上还有燃料气味 I still smell like moof.
吉斯 你肯定知道怎么玩游戏 Okay, Keith, I'm sure you know how to play our game.
你只需要 All you've gotta do is
攒够积分 就赢了 accumulate quaz-cenbullion credits, and you win.
如果回答错误 你就听到 Of course, if you don't, you'll hear this sound.
这意味着 And that means you're trapped
你永远都走不出这个演播室 here in our studio for the rest of eternity.
你说什么 Wait, what?
你是不是说 我们永远困在这里 Did you say we'll be trapped here for the rest of eternity?
来点反应 反应呢 Is there an echo in here? Echo in here?
我不知道你是谁 也不清楚怎么回事 I don't know who you are or what's going on,
我们反正要出去 but we're getting out of here.
我认为不行 Oh, I don't think so.
- 我的脚被缠住了 我的也是 - My feet are stuck. - Mine, too.
你们都是节目来宾 See, all of you are guests on my show
你们要按照我的意思参加游戏 and you will play my game as long as I want you to.
明白吗 Understand?
好咧 开始第一个环节吧 Great! Let's start with our first warfler.
小诺 你来说 Tell us what it is, Norlox.
第一关是... 我画你说 The first warfler is... Pictation!
到这里来 吉斯 Come on over here, Keith.
我画你说 顾名思义 Pictation, the drawing game.
吉斯 答案显示在你面前的屏幕 Now, Keith, the answers will pop up on your screen
你的同伴看不到答案 where your team can't see them.
你要按照答案画出相应的人或地方 It's up to you to draw the people and places you've seen
答案都和你们的经历有关 during your adventures as a Paladin of Voltron
你的队友要猜出正确的名字 while your team tries to guess the answers.
- 你画画可以吗 吉斯 - 我... - Are you a good artist, Keith? - I, uh...
希望你的画功比你的嘴功要厉害 Well, I hope you're a better drawer than a talker, huh?
请注意大屏幕 Let's put blazzle hoochas on the board.
准备... 开始 And... go!
答案是阿鲁申 The answer is Arusian.
这是岩石 巴尔莫拉 It's a rock! Balmera!
- 奥卡利方块 - 是小鸡 - Olkari cube! - It's a chicken!
我们什么时候在外太空看见过小鸡 When did we see a chicken in outer space?
我不知道 吉斯画得不好 不能怪我 I don't know. It's not my fault Keith can't draw.
公鸡 吃小鸡的老鹰 有胡子的小鸡 Rooster! A chicken hawk. A chicken with a beard!
- 是一只阿鲁申 - 正确 - It's an Arusian! - Correct!
答案是马摩拉之刃 The answer is Blade of Marmora.
这是筷子吗 What is that, chopsticks?
来自外太空的 兰斯 It's something from space, Lance.
太空筷子 Space chopsticks?
小刀 长剑 It's a knife. Sword?
- 马摩拉之刃 - 又答对了 - Oh, oh! Blade of Marmora! -Right again!
答案是红狮 The answer is Red Lion.
- 狗 绝对是条狗 - 是狮子 - Dog! It's a dog! - It's a lion.
黑狮 蓝狮 黄狮 红狮 Black Lion, Blue Lion, Yellow Lion, Red Lion.
红狮是答案 Red Lion is right!
继续 汉克 Way to go, Hunk!
答案是哈格 The answer is Haggar.
肉肠 短吻鳄 山洞 有风的山洞 Pepperoni. An alligator! A cave, a windy cave!
不不不 叫什么来着 是保温瓶 Oh, no, no, no. What is that thing called? It's a thermos!
兰斯 你住嘴 Lance, would you stop talking?
时间到 Oh! Time's up.
什么 答案不会是女巫婆吧 What? No way that was blazzle hoochas.
看来你们的对手有机会获胜了 Looks like our other team is gonna have the opportunity to steal.
我们的对手 What other team?
- 扎肯 不可能 - 不可思议 - Zarkon? No way! - This can't be happening.
- 你们好 - 你好 鲍勃 - Hello there. - Hello, Bob.
麻烦你介绍一下自己 Why don't you introduce yourself to the audience and tell us
以及你那些英明神武的队友 who these wonderful people are with you?
我叫扎肯 这是我的爱妻哈格 I'm Zarkon. This is my lovely wife Haggar.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hubba hubba.
我儿子洛托 以及我一个很差劲的手下 莫瓦克 My son Lotor and one of my insignificant underlings, Morvok.
我是节目的超级粉丝 我很兴奋能来这里 I am such a big fan of the show. I can't believe we're here!
欢迎你们 Well, welcome, welcome.
很荣幸邀请到你们 特别是这位可爱的女士 It's good to have you all on with us, especially this lovely.
小心 Watch it, now.
好的 扎肯 你一直在后台观看节目吗 All right, Zarkon, have you been watching backstage?
是的 Yes, I have.
战神骑士队答对了三个问题 The Paladins of Voltron have scored three correct answers,
你和你的队员现在有机会 but now you and your team have the opportunity
夺走他们的积分 to steal all of their points
前提是 if you can correctly
说出吉斯画的是什么 identify what ol' Keith was doodling on there.
我更愿意夺走他们的狮子 Well, I'd rather steal their lions than their points.
你肯定愿意 Yeah, I bet you would.
- 他们笑什么 - 这不是关键 - Uh, why are they acting like that? - It doesn't matter.
我们绝对不可以输给迦尔拉人 There's no way we're going to lose to the Galra.
说真的 我知道答案 But seriously, I think I can guess this.
你也许不会喜欢这个答案 You might not like the answer.
这位大姐看起来惹不起 Uh-oh. Don't wanna stir up any trouble with the missus.
她一点都不像那副画 She doesn't look like that drawing,
但我确定他想表达的是... but I'm pretty sure the answer he was going for was...
祝好运 Fingers crossed.
是哈格吗 Is it Haggar?
正确 答案就是哈格 That is correct! The answer is Haggar.
- 好诡异啊 - 有风的山洞 - This is really bizarre. - Windy cave?
我又不会读心术 Hey! I'm not a mind reader.
扎肯 你答对了第一个问题 So, Zarkon, you have garfled the first warfler.
你取得了话语权 继续还是放弃 That puts you in control of the board. Do you wanna play or pass?
继续 Play!
数百年来 我苦练画功 已经出神入化 I spent centuries perfecting my exquisite, lifelike renderings.
但你们居然看不到 Not that you cared.
- 我可是很欣赏你的 - 别碰我 你这污婆 - I treasure your art. - Don't touch me, you filthy, filthy hag!
注意你的言辞 你这小兔崽子 Don't speak to her that way, you insolent whelp.
关我什么事 I didn't do nothing!
这就是家庭 对吧 Family, am I right?
有内部矛盾很正常 They are quite a handful.
下一步怎么玩 阿扎 So, what's it gonna be, Z?
我经常说 最好的进攻就是防守 Well, I've always said that the best offense is a good defense.
- 听起来你要放弃这一关 - 是的 - Sounds like you're gonna pass. - I am.
我要换这个玩法 And I think I'd also like to play this.
他使出了单人卡 The solo card!
就是说 下个环节 That means one of these Paladins
只能有一位骑士参加 is gonna have to take the next warfler alone.
问题是 扎肯 你选哪个 The question is, Zarkon, which one is it gonna be?
其实根本没得选 Well, I think there's really no choice here.
就那个傻子 I'm going with the dumb one!
他说谁呢 Who's he talking about?
接下来是广告时段 It's time for a word from our sponsors.
广告过后 兰斯将进行游戏 But when we get back, Lance will be starting the next warfler
孤军奋战 all by his lonesome.
别走开哦 Stick around.
我是傻子 Wait, I'm the dumb one?
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这里有地球上最炫的东西 for the craziest Earth deals in the galaxy.
这是带包装的飞碟 We've got throwing discs with cases.
只需二十个迦币 六张就一百 Twenty GAC, or six for a hundred.
有喷泉功能的豪华座椅 We've got a luxury seat that doubles as a water fountain.
买二送一 只需一千五 That's two-in-one for one low price: 1,500 GAC.
很多顾客都说 来这里就对了 Yggiz aliens would say, "I'm snarloft in the cranker!"
完全正确 And they're right!
脚皮刷子 售价四十五迦币 We've got a foot scraper. Forty-nine GAC.
还有自动去皮器 售价五十七迦币 A skin sucker for your foot scrapings. Fifty-seven GAC.
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扎肯队刚才决定 Right before the break, Zarkon's team decided
让战神骑士队其中一名队员玩游戏 to make one of the Paladins of Voltron play solo the next round,
他选了最傻那个 兰斯 and the Paladin he chose was the dumb one, Lance.
兰斯 感觉如何 Hey, Lance, how's it going?
告诉你 我很不开心 Well, you know what, I'm not too happy
十八次被说是傻子 about being referred to as "The dumb one," like, 18 times.
不对 四次而已 你这傻子 Oh, it was only about four times, you big dum-dum.
但接下来机会来了 But now you've got a chance to change all that
你要证明自己其实很聪明 and show everyone how smart you really are.
- 准备好了吗 - 好了 - Are you ready for that? - Absolutely.
给兰斯热烈鼓掌 Okay! Let's give Lance a big round of applause!
他已经跃跃欲试 He is a great sport.
小诺 给兰斯介绍下个环节 Norlox, tell Lance what the next warfler is.
这个环节叫"老相识" The next warfler is Faces From the Past!
要回忆过去了 A little walk down memory lane.
兰斯 你知道怎么玩吧 Lance, you know how this game goes, am I right?
非常熟悉 Yeah! Totally.
大家认为怎样 What do you think, audience?
这个小蠢蛋靠谱吗 Do we believe this beautiful dum-dum?
不 No!
你们非常真诚 I know you're telling the truth,
兰斯 为服务新观众 Lance, but just for the folks at home,
我们简单说一下规则吧 let's run through the rules real quick.
你将看到一些人物照片 Now, you're gonna see pictures of some of the folks you've met
他们都是你们遇见过的 on your adventures around the galaxy.
你只需说出他们的名字 All you have to do is tell us their names.
每答对一个就得分 I'll give you a goolian credits for each one you name correctly,
攒够积分 你们就自由 adding to the points you'll need to earn your freedom.
怎样 How does that sound?
我们似乎 Sounds like we're going
很快能出去了 to be getting back to Voltron pretty soon.
很有信心哦 That's the spirit!
记住 不能向队员寻求帮助 But just to make sure you don't get any help from your friends,
放下隔离罩 let's lower the isolation shield.
完美 来看看第一张神秘的脸 Perfect. Now let's see our first mystery face from the past.
这不难 这是克罗... 这是谁 Easy. That's Koli-- What? Who's that?
他很重要哦 He's an important figure.
曾帮你们抗击扎肯 Someone who helped you in your fight against Zarkon.
吉斯不断指着他的短刀 所以... Keith keeps pointing at his blade, so...
这线索很关键 猜到了吗 Oh. That's a pretty big clue. Have you got a guess?
刀 Blade-y.
刀锋 Bladey?
答案是安图克 Oh! The answer is Antok.
-Yes! - Oh, yeah, that guy.
Kolivan's right-hand man who fought valiantly
for the good of the universe.
This next one is a little more personal.
I think you'll remember this gal.
Ooh! Her? Yeah, that's Plax-- Her?
She was the serious one?
That's right. What was her name?
Uh... oh! Hold on. Okay, I know this.
She was the one who measured my head for the jellyfish hat.
-She rode on a giant manta ray. - We need an answer.
Ah... mm.
Wait, was it Jelly? No, no! Shelly!
- -Her name is Swirn.
Swirn? Huh. Never would've come up with that.
Go Galra! Go Galra! Go Galra!
Your team is starting to lose faith in you, Lance.
I'm just not real good with names. I'll get the next one.
I hope so. Let's see the next face from your past.
Finally, a name I know.
Quiznak! Can you guys stop changing it at the last second?
Hmm.
-This guy, this guy... -You remember.
He faked the distress signal.
-He stole the Blue Lion. -That, too.
What's his name?
Okay. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Traveled with Nyma and Beezer.
Yeah. Pidge loved that robot.
Nope. I got nothing.
- -
-Rolo! -Rolo!
You are terrible at this.
To be fair, we've met a lot of people.
Well, this is the last face, Lance.
If you finish without a single correct answer,
you know what that means.
No. What?
Snick! Snick! Snick! Snick!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I can't hear what they're saying. Is it "Snick"?
That's right! Miss this next question,
and I will be forced to hit this button,
which will shoot you out
of the studio and into the lair of the Snick.
Show us the Snick, Norlox.
- -
- - Ooh!
He looks hungry.
What? Nobody said anything about the Snick!
Well, it's in the title of the show. Garfle Warfle Snick!
I wasn't listening to that! You know I'm the dumb one!
Well, here's your last face, dum-dum. Look carefully.
- -Quiet! I need to concentrate!
-It's Bii-Boh-Bi! Bii-Boh-Bi! -
That's right! You are not gonna get fed to the Snick.
They are savages.
Well, sorry, Zarkon. Looks like you're going home.
-It was just fun being on the show. -Shut up.
And now, since he's the
only person in the galaxy Lance can remember,
let's bring him out!
Ladies and gentlemen, star of the hit stick-com, Bii-Boh Me ,
the one and only Bii-Boh-Bi!
Bii-Boh, welcome back to the show.
Seems like you've been pretty busy since we saw you last.
Bii-bi-boh, bi-boh-bii, bii-bii-bii-bii,
bi-bi-boh, bii-bii!
Yeah!
Okay, Bii. You're an old pro at this,
so maybe you can help this dum-dum out.
Bii-boh, boh-bii.
Norlox, what is our next warfler?
-It's the Garflater! - Oh!
All right, now, as everyone knows,
the Garflater is worth vezcenbullion credits.
So, Lance, this could get you and your friends
well on your way to freedom.
Let's do this!
Of course, if you don't answer five questions correctly,
you'll end up in the Garflator,
where you'll be slowly cooked alive.
-What? Come on! -Let's put blazzle hoochas on the board.
Bii-Boh-Bi, you're giving the clues,
and remember not to say the word.
-Bii-boh. -Start the Garflator!
Bii, bii-boh-bi.
Um...
I have no idea what's happening right now.
Bii!
Boh!
-Bii! -Bii?
- - Correct!
-Boh-boh... -Bii?
Bii...
Bii-boh?
Bii-bii?
- -That's two!
-Boh... -Bii!
- -Two more to go!
-Bii-boh-boh-- -
You can't say the word.
Bii-boh...
Boh-boh, bii-bii-boh,
boh-bii-boh.
- -Yeah!
-Final clue. Running out of time! -
-Boh-boh-boh! -Bii-boh-bii-bii?
Boh-boh-boh, boh-boh-boh-boh, boh-boh-boh!
Bii-bii-bii, boh, bii-boh, boh, boh,
-bii-bii-bii! -
Oh! Oh!
Oh! So close.
The answer was Bi.
-I said that! -Give it up for Bii-Boh-Bi, everybody!
- -Bii-boh, bi-bi-bi-bi!
When we come back from the break,
we'll see if Lance's fellow Paladins
can get him out of the Warflator
before he gets turned into hot pudding...
right after this.
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And now back to Garfle Warfle Snick.
Welcome back, everybody.
The Paladins of Voltron are trying to win their way off the show,
but they just lost one of their team to the Warflator.
-How's it going over there, Lance? -Actually, this feels great.
The goo is nice and warm, and it feels like it's exfoliating me.
Well, eventually, it'll eat through your skin.
But let's see if one of your friends can help you out.
-Well, hello, Princess. -What are we doing here, Bob?
We're playing the game.
Please let us go. The universe needs Voltron.
Well, then the Paladins
of Voltron are just gonna have to get serious
about winning this game.
Now, which one of you do you want to play to free Lance, huh?
-Who's the brainiest of the team? - Pidge.
All right, little fellow, step on out here.
Norlox, tell us what the next warfler is.
It's Bankchannel!
-Hey, miniature golf! -Miniature what?
This game, it's... Never mind.
All right, let me show you how to play here.
All you have to do is hit the
sphere through the bankchannel into the tunnel.
Easy.
-Think you can do that? -I think I can handle it.
Hmm. Mmm...
Oh. Very serious.
The hole is over there.
- -
Let us go now!
- -Huh?
It looks like the Paladins
have just made it into the final round!
What the...
Okay, I know I've said this before many times,
but this is the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
One of you will now be allowed to leave the game.
The rest of you will be staying here with me forever.
You have blazzle hoochas to write down your choice
for who should get to escape on the screen in front of you.
Go!
Final hoochas. Make your selections, everyone.
Hunk, let's start with you. Who'd you vote for?
Well, Bob, I voted for Allura.
I figured she's the princess,
and she's such a natural leader, you know.
The universe needs her more
than it needs the rest of us, plain and simple.
- Aw! -Aw. Thank you, Hunk.
Allura, who did you vote for?
I selected Pidge.
She and her family have the
best chance of rebuilding what my father started.
Interesting. Lance, who got your vote?
I voted for Keith.
He's our leader, plus he's half Galra,
so I think he's, like, the future.
Keith, the leader, who do
you think deserves to make it out of here, huh?
Lance? Why Lance?
I just don't wanna be stuck here for eternity with Lance.
Aw!
Thanks, man. Wait, what?
We're down to our very last vote.
Pidge, you're the Paladin that everyone says is the smartest,
the most analytical, the most logical.
Let's see who you voted for.
- Aw! -Hunk? Seriously?
Yeah. Hunk gets along with everybody.
If anyone's gonna go out into
the universe and bring people together, it's Hunk.
Aw, thanks, Pidge.
No one voted for themselves.
Everyone wanted someone else to get to leave
and every single one of you got a vote.
So, I guess we all get fed to the Snick or something now, right?
You all get...
quaz-cenbullion credits!
You win!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yay!
We're the best!
That's our show, everybody.
From all of us here at Garfle Warfle Snick,
please have your klanmuirls spayed or neutered. Good night!
Oh!
Whoa.
Oh. That was messed up.
Hey, guys.
I just kind of dozed off for a second and I had this crazy dream.
-Garfle Warfle Snick? -No way.
You guys saw that, too?
So wait, does that mean Bob is real?
Bob? Did you all just meet Bob?
Coran, you know him?
I've never met him myself, but I've heard tales.
He's an all-powerful, all-knowing interdimensional being
who judges the worthiness of great warriors.
Well, I bet he never met anyone worthier than us.
The legends say that if you meet Bob and live to tell the tale,
you're destined for great things indeed.
The guy was kind of a jerk, though, right?
- Completely. - I'm not that dumb!
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