啊哈哈 Ah-haha!
叼炸天的两位仁兄终于让我等来了 Just the two super cool dudes that I've been waiting for!
在一到十之间选一个数字 Pick a number between one and ten.
-三 -不选 -Three! -No.
答案是四 所以乔什得十分 Well, the answer was four, so ten points, Josh!
哈 Ha!
怎么回事啊 What's happening?
我也不知道 但是我得了十分诶 No idea, but I got ten points.
由于迪吉去了澳大利亚 Well, with Diggie in Australia,
我需要一个新的叼炸天好基友来支撑我的人气 I need a new cool best bro to shore up my hallway cred.
于是 我建立了一个比赛 So, I created a contest:
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛 Jo-Jo's New Cool Best Bro.
怎样 帅吧 What? Yeah!
-我参加 -乔什参加了 -I'm in! -Josh is in!
-霍顿啊 他可已经领先十分了 - 什么 -Holden, he's already up ten points. -What?
我已经开始赢了哦 Crushing it already!
呼 Whoo!
但是霍顿是一位很有天赋的音乐家 But Holden is a super talented musician,
所以他很有可能给我写一首主题歌 so he might write me a theme song...
嗯嗯 对 没错 Oh, no, that's right, y'all.
没错 我很厉害的 That's right, I got skills.
我的小乔乔来了 Here comes Jo-Jo
他是我的好兄弟 He's my bro-bro
哦 Oh!
但是吧 乔什超级出名 You know, Josh is super famous
而且热情的他也是超可爱的 and his enthusiasm is absolutely adorable.
我既热情又可爱呢 I'm enthusiastic and adorable.
打脸了有没有 In your face.
呵呵呵呵呵 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
我这可是一张超级有天赋的脸 you mean my super talented face.
-嗯 -哎呀呀 -Mm. -Ho-ho-ho...
为了我争吵 Fighting over me?
两位各得十分 That is ten points each, guys.
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛进入白热化阶段 Finding a new cool best bro for the Jo-Jo is a go-go!
姐妹同心 Better in stereo
姐 妹 姐妹同心 B-- B-- Better in stereo
我在阳光中苏醒 I'm up with the sunshine
运动鞋系紧 I lace up my high tops
扣篮 准备好 炫出你的技 Slam dunk, ready or not
我在聚光灯下闪耀 Yeah, show me what you got
我在聚光灯下闪耀 I'm under the spotlight
敢不敢跟我一起来 I dare you, come on and follow
跟随自己的节奏摇摆 You dance to your own beat
我来一展歌喉 I'll sing the melody
你说是 When you say yea-ah-ah
我说不 I say no-oh-oh
你说停 When you say stop
我就一直走 走 走 All I want to do is go, go, go
你是我的另一半 You, you, the other half of me, me
截然相反的那一半 The half I'll never be-e
让我头疼让我恼 The half that drives me crazy
你是更好的那一半 You, you, the better half of me, me
无法代替的另一半 The half I'll always ne-ed
我们都明白 But we both know
姐妹同心 其利断金 We're better in stereo
南希·奥戴尔对你的访谈要开始了 激动吗 You excited to watch your interview with Nancy O'Dell?
嗯嗯 好激动 Yes, I am!
今晚就我们两个在家也令我好激动啊 I'm also really excited that it's just the two of us tonight.
老爸 Daddy!
嗨 宝贝 Hey, sweetie!
我打来视频电话是想我们可以一起看你的访谈 I FaceGabbed so we could watch your interview together.
哦 老爸 这样太好了 Oh, Dad, that's so sweet!
嗨 鲁尼先生 Hey, Mr. Rooney.
霍顿也在啊 Holden's there?
把平板电脑放到你俩的中间 Put the tablet between you.
我要你们全程保持足够距离 I want ample separation at all times.
好吧 Okay.
距离足够了 先生 Amply separated, sir.
嗨 大家好 Hi, everybody.
我是南希·奥戴尔 我们现在正在闪电女侠的片场 I'm Nancy O'Dell and we are on the set of Voltage
身旁的是炙手可热的大明星 丽芙·鲁尼 with its sizzling star, Liv Rooney.
嗨 大家好 Hi, everybody!
我们正坐在闪电女侠的 And we're actually sitting
钟塔老巢里 in SkyVolt's clock tower lair.
是啊 Yes! Yeah!
这里 这里就是闪电女侠 This is, uh, this is the place
发现自己超能力的地方 where SkyVolt discovers her superpowers.
这样吧 Well, you know what?
我们已经谈论太多有关闪电女侠的事情了 It's been so great to talk about SkyVolt,
我们来谈谈真实的丽芙·鲁尼吧 but let's talk about the real Liv Rooney.
-哦 -我听到流言说你有男朋友了 -Oh. -I heard a rumor there is a boyfriend.
哦 Oh.
真的很抱歉 Well, I am very sorry
让你和千千万电视机前的观众 to disappoint you and the millions of people
失望了 但是 呃 没有 watching at home, but, um... but no.
我 暂时还没时间 I just, you know, I don't really have time
找男朋友 for a boyfriend right now.
这可是第一时间消息 You heard it here first:
闪电女性还是单身 SkyVolt flies solo.
转到演播室 Back to you in the studio.
啊 Aah!
哦 宝贝 你的表现太棒了 Oh, sweetie, you were terrific!
真不错 That was great!
嘿 呃 霍顿 Hey, uh, Holden...
过来一下 come down here for a sec.
我会一直盯着你的 兄弟 I'm watching you, buddy.
再见了 Bye!
我老爸真的很喜欢你 Dad likes you so much.
嘿 丽芙 为什么 呃 Hey, Liv, why, um...
你为什么要隐瞒我们约会的事情 why did you lie about us dating?
我只是不想让我们两个有太多的压力 I just don't want to put any extra pressure on us.
我们的感情到目前为止一直都挺好的 You know, things have just been going so well
而我觉得媒体一定会给我们捣乱 and I think the media would mess all that up.
我懂 可是我们经历了很多才走到一起的 Yeah, but it just took us so long to start dating,
我真的为此感到很高兴的 and I'm excited about us, you know?
我不喜欢这样隐藏我们的关系 I hate the idea of hiding our relationship.
我也为我们能走到一起感到高兴 我们一定可以走到最后的 I'm excited about us too and we're gonna get there,
但是此时此刻我只想 but right now all I care about
和我的男友好好享受今晚 is having a lovely evening with my guy.
-好吧 -老爸给我发短信了 -Okay. -Dad texted me.
他让我把我的屁股 Told me to plant my keister
-放到你们这对儿鸳鸯中间 -哦 哦 -right between you two lovebirds. -Oh, oh!
-哦 哦 -哦 不是吧 不好意思 -Oh, oh... -Oh, no. Sorry.
哦 感觉好棒 Oh, this is so sweet!
你给我们租了这玩意儿 必须奖励二十分 20 best bro points for renting us these!
哦 霍顿 这简直太好玩了 Oh, Holden, isn't this the most fun ever?
是啊 的确 的确很好玩 Yeah, man. It's... it's super fun.
你怎么不开心了 潜在的基友 Why so glum, potential chum?
有什么想要倾诉的吗 Anything you wanna talk about?
实际上 是的 你有时间吗 Actually, yeah. Do you have a minute?
真的吗 Seriously?
有啊 当然有啊 Yeah! Yeah, dude.
以前从没人对我敞开心扉过 No one's ever opened up to me before.
有件事一直在困扰我 Something's just been bothering me
就是我和丽芙的感情的事 about my relationship with Liv.
我 I...
我之前没想到和一个名人约会 I had no idea that dating a celebrity
会有这么难 would be this tough.
我们终于走到一起了 I mean, we're finally together
她却不想让别人知道 and she wants to keep it a secret.
我懂你 霍顿 I hear ya, Holden.
向我敞开心扉 再给你加十分 Ten points for pouring out your soul to me.
我得去给你加分了 I gotta go put that on the Bro scoreboard.
呼 Whoo!
埃文 欢迎来到Goofy Gary's Evan, welcome to Goofy Gary's.
我的老天爷啊 Son of a sea captain!
这个游戏嘉年华是什么地方啊 What is this gaming wonderland?
这里是家庭娱乐必备场所Goofy Gary's It's Goofy Gary's for family fun
在这里娱乐时光永远不会结束 The fun time there is never done!
嘿 谢谢你载我们来 玛蒂 Hey, thanks for the ride, Maddie.
现在假装不认识我们吧 Now pretend like you don't know us.
嘿 糖果机 Hey, Gumball Machine!
很高兴见到你啊 Fancy seeing yous here.
想要一起玩吗 Wanna hang?
打些鼹鼠还是什么的 Whack some moles and whatnot?
帕克 你认识这个人吗 Parker, do you know this person
要不要我吹陌生人危险警告的哨子 or should I use my Stranger Danger whistle?
不用 埃文 这是自卸车 我的高中好友 No, Evan, this is Dump Truck, my high school friend.
自卸 这是埃文 我的初中好友 Dump, this is Evan, my middle school friend.
你们两个简直是天壤之别 You two have absolutely nothing in common
而我希望我的初中和高中生活可以分开 and I like to keep my worlds separate,
所以我想我们要走了 so I think that we'll be on our way.
或许有个可共享的活动 Perhaps there's a common activity
可以让我们拉近彼此的距离 that could bring us together.
比如 抓子游戏 Like... jacks.
我不玩抓子游戏 太难了 I don't do jacks. Too confusin'.
我们到底要弹球 Now, are we bouncing a ball
还是要捡起小金属啊 or we picking up tiny metal things, you know?
哇呼呼 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
哇 Whoa!
Goofy Gary来了 Goofy Gary here!
来报名周六大胃王对决吧 Sign up for Saturday's Slurp Down Showdown!
第一个吃下一个 The first three-person team
超大奶昔桶的三人队伍 to slurp down a mega smoothie bucket
可以赢得Goofy Gary游戏卡 will win a Goofy Gary Gaming Card
让你一个月内无限制的玩游戏 for a month of unlimited gaming!
哇呼 Whoo-hoo!
高峰期除外 Only during non-peak hours.
这就是可以联通我的两个世界 Is this the common activity
的那个可共享的活动吗 that can bridge my two worlds together?
我的确喜欢吃 I do like to slurp.
我也挺意外的 This strikes me as serendipitous.
八级词汇啊 Vocab word.
小的敬佩不已 Respect.
嘿 Hey...
谢谢你买的眼镜习惯 thanks for these glasses straws.
真浪漫 They're super romantic.
芒果色显得你的眼睛更好看了 The mango really brings out your eyes.
哦 Oh!
所以 丽芙说没有男朋友实际上是骗人的 So, Liv was lying about not having a boyfriend.
哦 Oh.
我对鸡肉派的诡异爱好 My weird addiction to chicken cha-cha's
的回报真不小啊 really pays off.
嘿 闪电女性的粉丝们 Hey, Voltage fans!
南希·奥戴尔带着独家新闻来了 Nancy O'Dell here with the scoop
丽芙·鲁尼的秘密男友 on Liv Rooney's secret boyfriend.
他就是闪电女侠的联合主演 He is none other than her Voltage co-star,
乔什·威尔考克斯 Josh Wilcox.
不好意思了 闪电女侠 我的超能力就是挖掘故事 Sorry, SkyVolt, my superpower is finding the story.
怎么了 Well, what?
你知道那是乔什和玛蒂的照片啊 I mean, you know that's a photo of Josh and Maddie.
不是我和乔什 That's not me and Josh.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
可是其他人不知道啊 The rest of the world doesn't.
好吧 这就是 Okay, this is exactly why
我想让我们远离媒体的原因 I wanted to keep us out of the media.
他们总是会扭曲事实 I mean, they twist everything.
我只是 我只是想保护我们 I just-- I'm trying to protect us.
我知道 可是我们不是我们了 丽芙 Yes, but now we're not us, Liv.
现在乔什成了你的男友 Now Josh is your guy.
我想当你的男友 I want to be your guy.
你就是我的男友啊 You are my guy.
我会处理好这件事的 我保证 I'll fix this. I promise.
你们看到南希·奥戴尔的视频了吗 Have you guys seen this Nancy O'Dell story?
简直乱套了 It is just a mess!
好了 乔伊 我会处理这件事的 Okay, Joey. I'm gonna fix it.
你会处理 怎么处理啊 You're gonna fix this? How?
乔什去了Goofy Gary's Josh went to Goofy Gary's
却没有带上我 without me.
霍顿 你因为不是乔什而得了五分 Holden, you get five points for not being Josh.
哦 这里是家庭娱乐必备场所Goofy Gary's Oh, Goofy Gary's for family fun
在这里娱乐时光永远不会结束 The fun time there is never done!
娱乐 娱乐 娱乐 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
嗷 你们好甜蜜啊 Aw, you guys are so cute together.
-真的吗 -骗你们的 -Really? -No.
你们毁了我爱的歌 You ruined the song that I love.
干得漂亮 玛什 Nice work, Mosh!
他没错 He's not wrong.
唱歌天赋基因可没传到你身上 You did not get the singing gene.
我也知道哈 Dude, I know, right?
绝对不会有人 There is no way anyone could ever
把我错当成丽芙·鲁尼的 mistake me for Liv Rooney.
所有人都把你当成丽芙·鲁尼了 Everyone thinks that you're Liv Rooney.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你没戴眼镜的时候 Nancy O'Dell took a photo of you
南希·奥戴尔照了一张你俩的照片 when you had your glasses off
现在她正在报道我和乔什约会的事情 and now she's reporting that Josh and I are dating.
你在和我姐姐约会 You're dating my sister?
哦 你怎么能这样 Oh, how could you?
落幕 End scene.
乔什在教我演戏 Josh is teaching me acting.
我简直不敢想你有人付你们钱让你们干这个 I can't believe you guys get paid for this stuff.
好傻 So dumb.
我很高兴你们两个对待此事的态度很开放 Well, I'm glad that you two are taking this so well.
呃 我要去和南希说清楚这事儿了 Um, I'm gonna talk to Nancy to clear things up.
好吧 我要走了 All right. I gotta go.
-我去送你 -今天玩得很开心 -Okay. -Today was fun.
是啊 很开心 Yeah, it was so fun!
我现在就要给南希打电话 I'm gonna call Nancy right now.
别打给她 Don't call her.
为什么 Why?
因为迪吉还不知道我在和别人约会 Because Diggie doesn't know that I'm dating anybody,
如果你说那是我和乔什 and if you say that that was me with Josh,
他就会在网上知道这事的 then he's gonna find out over the Internet,
那就糟糕了 and that's really crummy.
求 Just...
求你了 让我自己告诉他吧 please let me tell him myself.
呃 玛蒂 我和霍顿保证过了 Um, Maddie, I promised Holden--
丽芙 求你了 Liv, please?
好吧 Okay.
我可以等到你和迪吉坦白之后 I can wait until you talk to Diggie.
我想霍顿也会理解的 I guess Holden will understand.
能帮我个小忙吗 Could you just do me one quick favor?
拿出你的手机 Just take out your phone.
好的 当然可以 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
不是什么大事 就 Yeah, it's not a big... Just...
哎你 Wha?
我要替我的手机报仇 My phone had to be avenged.
这是你选的牌吗 And is this your card?
不是 No.
因为这张才是 Because this one is.
哦 就是这张 Oh! It is!
近景魔术加二十分 乔什 20 points for close up magic, Josh!
我怎么会生你的气呢 How could I stay mad at you?
哦 魔术牌 Ooh, a deck of cards?
鲁尼家的奇迹还真是接连不断啊 The wonders of the Rooney house are endless.
乔什在给我变魔术 Josh is showing me magic tricks.
他在和霍顿比赛 He's competing with Holden
看谁能成为我的最新好基友 to be my new cool best bro!
让两个比你厉害一百倍人 Making two guys who are much cooler than you
比赛成为你的朋友 compete to be your friend?
这才是最厉害的魔术吧 Seems like the greatest magic trick of all.
再见了 See ya.
哦 太好了 埃文你来了 Oh, good. Evan, you're here.
我还能去哪 Where else would I be?
我妈妈说做出承认 My mom says when you make a commitment,
就要坚持到底 我正在坚持 you need to stick to it, and I'm stickin'.
好了 这个小玩意儿要怎样 Okay, so what's this doohickey gotta do
帮我们赢得大胃王对决啊 with us winning the Slurp Down Showdown?
嗯 赢得大胃王对决的关键是以最快的速度吃 Okay, the key to winning is to slurp as fast as possible
而同时保证大脑不被冻住 without getting a brain freeze.
所以我发明了帕博士的大脑防冻装置 So, I invented Dr. P's Brain Freeze Slurp-o-meter.
糖果机 舒适帕博士 Gumball Machine, who's this Dr. P?
那是他初中的昵称 It's his middle school nickname.
我的是吸血鬼 因为我咬了一个小孩 Mine's Vampire because I bit a kid.
糖果 你有个昵称 Gumball, you have another nickname
你却没告诉我吗 and you never said nothin'?
我感觉我都不认识你了 It's like I don't even know you.
好了 我们赶紧为大胃王对决练习一下吧 Okay, can we please practice for the Slurp Down?
行啊 Sure...
帕博士 Dr. P.
他吃的时候 As he's slurping, the machine is blowing
机器会不断吹出冷气 colder and colder air.
嘿 你不能吃得太快 别到达 Hey, you gotta pace your slurping and stay out
蓝色大脑冷冻区 of the blue brain freeze zone.
慢点 Slow down.
大脑被冻住了 Brain freeze!
有意思 That was funny.
你好啊 我帅气的约会对象 Hello, my handsome date!
-你好啊 我美丽的另一半 -嗨 -Hello, my gorgeous gal! -Hi!
准备好共度我们的晚餐和跳舞时光了吗 Are you ready for a night of dinner and dancing?
准备好了 Yes, I am.
呃 走之前有个小事 Um, just really quickly before we go,
我想和你谈谈南希·奥戴尔的事 I want to talk to you about this Nancy O'Dell thing.
哦 你和她说清楚了吗 Oh. Did you clear it up?
没 还没有 No, not exactly.
呃 玛蒂让我别说的 Um... Maddie actually asked me not to.
为什么 Why?
她不想让迪吉知道她在和别人约会 She doesn't want Diggie to know that she's dating somebody new,
所以她是在试着不要伤到他的感情 so she's trying to protect his feelings.
呃 好吧 Um, okay.
那我的感情呢 What about my feelings?
我当然在乎你的感情 I care about your feelings.
但是玛蒂是我的妹妹 她需要我 It's just Maddie's my sister, and if she needs me
-做一些事情 我一定会帮她的 -嗯嗯 -to do something for her, I'm going to. -Mm-hmm.
但是拜托 But come on.
谁在乎媒体怎么看我俩啊 Who cares about what the media thinks about us, you know?
我们自己知道就好 We know what we have.
我们知道吗 Do we?
什么意思 What?
霍顿 你真的 Holden, are you seriously
-为此不高兴吗 -是的 -upset about this? -Yeah.
是的 丽芙 我不高兴 Yeah, Liv, I am.
你保证过你会处理好这件事的 You promised you'd fix this.
我会的 只是不是现在 And I will, just not right now.
那是什么时候 But when?
总感觉我是在等什么 It always seems like I'm waiting for something.
你知道吗 You know?
先是因为安迪 接着是因为闪电女侠 First it was Andie, and then it was Voltage,
现在是玛蒂的感情 而迪吉的感情也不知怎地参与了进来 and now it's Maddie's feelings and somehow Diggie's feelings.
总是有比我们的感情更重要的事情出现 There's always something more important than our relationship
难道我就应该 and I'm supposed to just...
旁观一切 说什么都好吗 stand by and be okay with it?
霍顿 我是真的在乎你 Holden, I really care about you,
但是我也在乎我生命里的别的事情 but I care about a lot of things in my life.
这就是我喜欢你的众多原因之一 And that's one of the reasons why I like you so much.
我想让这段感情成为我的一切 I want this relationship to be my everything,
而你只希望它是你的 and you might just want this to be...
一切中的一件事情 one of your things.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
也许这还不是我们的时刻 Maybe it just isn't our time.
-霍顿 -丽芙 -Holden -Liv...
我做不到 I can't do this.
我们分手吧 We need to break up.
真是抱歉 丽芙 I am so sorry, Liv.
哦 分手最痛苦了 Oh, breakups are heard.
但是我带来了几个老朋友帮你度过难关 But brought along some old friends to make it easier.
我们有出气抱枕 We have the punching pillow.
哦 用于释放你的愤怒 Ooh! To let the anger out...
我们还有拥抱抱枕 and we have the hugging pillow
用于释放你的悲伤 to let the sadness out...
还有他们的新朋友 and their helpful, new friend,
看看谁会渡过难关的抱枕 the look who's gonna be okay pillow.
镜子里的是谁 丽芙 Who's in the mirror, Liv?
-是我 -会渡过难关也是你 -Me. -That's who's gonna be okay.
都是我的错 This is all my fault.
我不该阻止你打电话给南希·奥戴尔的 I never should have stopped you from calling Nancy O'Dell.
对不起 I'm sorry.
但是你可以 你可以 But you can-- I mean, you can call
现在打给她跟她解释的 对吧 and fix this, right?
然后你和霍顿还在复合的 And then you and Holden can get back together.
不行了 No.
不管用的 因为霍顿说对了 No, 'cause Holden was right.
我生活里有太多事了 I have way too much going on in my life
我暂时还给不了他想要的 to give him what he needs right now.
这真的不是你的错 玛蒂 It's really not your fault, Maddie.
是我的错 It's my fault.
这不是任何人的错 丽芙 It is nobody's fault, Liv.
你和某个人约会 Sometimes you date someone
然后没成 这事儿常有的 and it doesn't work out.
-是啊 -嗯 这很痛苦 -Yeah. -Yes, it hurts.
但是最终 你会好起来的 But eventually, you'll feel better.
大家伙啊 我要怎样才能在乔什和霍顿中间选一个啊 Guys, how am I ever gonna choose between Josh and Holden?
霍顿和我分手了 Holden and I broke up.
那就选乔什吧 Josh it is.
大胃王对决开始 Let the Slurp Down Showdown begin!
加油 吃 吃 吃 Go! Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!
嘿 对不起我迟到了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
Don't take any points away.
You don't need any more points...
字幕 new cool best bro!
字幕 What? I won!
字幕 Yes!
字幕 Winner, winner, chicken cha-cha dinner.
字幕 Now let's get our Goofy Gary on.
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Aah!
字幕 Brain freeze!
字幕 Go on without me, little dudes!
字幕 I'm no good to you anymore.
字幕 Why are we here again?
字幕 Because you needed cheering up.
字幕 Oh, and the Slurp Down is also sick!
字幕 Aah! Brain freeze!
字幕 Come on, Vampire!
字幕 Open up that abnormally petite esophagus!
字幕 Slurp till you burp!
字幕 We win! I'm a bad man!
字幕 Okay, that was kind of awesome.
字幕 -Thanks, Maddie. -Right?
字幕 I never miss it. Uh, why don't you go
字幕 find us a table and I'll go grab some menus.
字幕 -Okay. -Okay.
字幕 Diggie?
字幕 Hey, Rooney.
字幕 Why-- You're supposed to be
字幕 in Australia for two more months!
字幕 I know, and I was...
字幕 but then I saw this picture of you dating this Josh guy.
字幕 That was Liv.
字幕 -I-- -No, it wasn't.
字幕 I-- I know it was you, Maddie.
字幕 I saw you with someone else and I-- I just...
字幕 Maddie, I came back for you.
字幕 -Whoa. -
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Diggie!
字幕 It's you!
字幕 It's you, Diggie! It's always been you!
字幕 My original cool best bro!
字幕 Oh!
字幕 Let's go make up for lost time!
字幕 Maddie, what is Diggie doing here?
字幕 He saw that photo with me and Josh.
字幕 You were supposed to explain that to him.
字幕 You didn't tell him?
字幕 I couldn't do it.
字幕 He came back for me.
字幕 But you want to be with Josh, right?
字幕 Or...
字幕 do you want to be with Diggie?
字幕 Maddie?
字幕 -Holden! -Hey.
字幕 Hi. I-- I wasn't expecting to see you.
字幕 Okay, that's clearly not true.
字幕 I'm sitting on your porch swing.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 Why?
字幕 Well, um...
字幕 it's because I-- I wasn't sure
字幕 if an ex-boyfriend rings the doorbell
字幕 or knocks, so I-- I sat down to think about it...
字幕 for, like, an hour.
字幕 Well...
字幕 to be fair...
字幕 I have driven by your house six times today.
字幕 -Oh. Oh. -Yeah.
字幕 I was about to go make it seven.
字幕 I brought you a breakup cake.
字幕 I mean, an apology cake.
字幕 It's actually a chocolate lava cake.
字幕 Um...
字幕 I just...
字幕 I feel bad about how everything came out.
字幕 I really do too.
字幕 I don't think you were wrong though.
字幕 I think we're just on really different pages right now.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 I just hope that we can...
字幕 be friends again someday.
字幕 Yes. I would love that.
字幕 Well, I should go.
字幕 Oh, um, real quick,
字幕 don't let Joey eat any of that cake.
字幕 I didn't win the best bro contest,
字幕 so he's kind of on my list.
字幕 Seriously. Don't.
字幕 Josh and Maddie: The fun time there is never done!