1982年夏
Cooper,it's open. 库珀 开业了
It's open? 开业了？
Come on! 快点
It's supposed to be awesome. 肯定特好玩
- Thank you. - Hey,give me back my quarters,you hoser! - 谢谢 - 嘿 把我的钱还给我 你这讨厌鬼
Mom! 妈妈
片名：像素大战
Damn. 见鬼
What? 什么
I suck. 我真笨
Wow,Sam. 喔 山姆
How are you so good at this? You've never even played it before. 你怎么玩的这么好？你以前从没玩过这个
I don't know. 我也不知道
There's a pattern to how they're moving. Watch. 他们的运动是有规律的 看啊
I don't see it,but you sure as hell do. 看不出来 你真是太牛了
Use the Force. Use the Force. 运用原力 运用原力
Hey,Chewie. 嘿 楚巴卡
You're a superstar,dude. 你现在是牛人了
And it's time to show the world. 应该去亮亮相
1982年世界电子游戏大奖赛
Attention,all contestants. 参赛选手请注意
The competition will start in 15 minutes. 比赛将于15分钟后开始
You too? That's so funny. 你也是？那太有意思了
Really? 真的吗
I think you're pretty darn foxy yourself. 我觉得你实在是太有魅力了
Lady Lisa,I'll love you till the end of time. 丽莎女士 我会爱你一辈子的
- Who are you talking to? - Nobody! - 你在跟谁说话 - 我没跟谁
We'll talk later. 待会儿再聊
You're Ludlow Lamonsoff,the Wonder Kid,right? 你就是勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 传奇小子对吗
Who told you that? The government? 谁告诉你的 是政府吗？
'Cause I'm this close to figuring out the secret of the Bermuda Triangle. 因为我就差这么一点点就 揭开百慕大三角的秘密了
Wow,you don't have any friends,do you? 喔 你一个朋友也没有 对吗
Just my grandma. 我跟奶奶来的
Well,Wonder Kid,you can hang out with us. 好吧 传奇小子 跟我们一起玩吧
Really? 真的吗
What's up,geeks and goobers? 大家好 各位傻瓜和笨蛋
They call me the Fire Blaster! 他们都叫我无敌霹雳火
'Cause my hands are blazing fast, 因为我的手太快了
and also I will blast and burn all my competitors' weak-ass moves. 不管什么样的对手碰到我 都注定要灰飞烟灭
You must be the local talent. 你们一定是本地的选手吧
If this was a fugly contest,I'd be in trouble. 要打败你们简直是易如反掌
At least we didn't make up our own nicknames,Fire Blaster. 起码我们不会自称什么无敌霹雳火
Who cares who came up with it? 是不是自称不重要
It's totally tubular. 关键是要看真本事
Welcome,gamers,to the first annual 各位玩家 欢迎大家来到
Worldwide Video Arcade Championships! 第一届世界电王冠军争霸赛
Tonight,we have representatives here from the Guinness Book of World Records, 今晚我们有幸请到了吉尼斯世界纪录 编委会的代表
as well as NASA,the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, 同时到场的还有国家航空和 宇航局的代表
who will be videotaping tonight's competition 他们将全程摄录今晚的比赛
to be included in a compilation of 1982's news events and popular culture. 收录在1982年新闻大事件 和流行文化集锦里
That videotape will be placed in a space probe 这本录像资料将被存放在航天探测器里
which will be launched by NASA into our solar system 由国家航空和宇航局发射到太阳系里
with the hope of connecting to,and perhaps providing a message for 希望能寻找到地外生命的存在
extraterrestrial life,should it exist. 并将这些信息传递给他们
Oh,it exists. 他们当然存在
Ladies and gentlemen, 女士们先生们
start your gaming! 比赛现在开始
All right,ladies and gentlemen,what an evening we have had here. 好了 女士们先生们这真是一个
Six new US records set. 让人惊讶的夜晚
Three new world records set. 有6项国家级记录被刷新 3项世界级记录被刷新
And,as the smoke clears,right now we have a tie. 经过激烈的角逐 最终有两名选手 打成了平局
- Two hundred and fifty-nine pointsfor your new Pas-Man world champion. 259分的吃豆人新世界冠军
The Fire Blaster,Eddie Plant! 无敌霹雳火埃迪·普朗特
Go,Fire Blaster! 加油 我爱你
And 259 points 和259分的小蜜蜂新世界冠军
for your new Galaga Centipede world champion,rookie sensation, 游戏界的一匹黑马
Sam Brenner! 山姆·布伦纳
Yeah,Sam! 加油 山姆
Well,gentlemen,how 'bout we break this tie. 好了 先生们 我们来一决高下吧
Let's play 下面开始
Donkey Kong! 大金刚
- Good luck,man. - Thanks. - 好运 伙计 - 谢谢
You have the patterns down pretty good with these games. 就算你把规律摸的再透 碰到我
You're gonna be tough to beat. 你只有被虐的份
∮ Buddy you're a boy make a big noise ∮ 伙计 你是个只会大声嚷嚷的孩子
∮ Playing in the street gonna be a big man some day ∮ 在街头鬼混 希望有一天能成为大人物
∮ You got mud on your face You big disgrace ∮ 你搞得灰头土脸 狼狈至极
∮ Kickin' your can all over the place ∮ 把铁罐到处踢来踢去
∮ Singing We will,we will rock you ∮ 唱吧 我们将要震撼你
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
You see,the thing about Donkey Kong is, 现在你明白了吧 大金刚是越往下玩
at the higher levels the barrels become more random,possessed almost. 随机性越大 根本没有模式
And playing by the patterns doesn't do the trick anymore. 你的法宝现在已经不灵啦
Does it,Brenner? 真替你着急
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
Congratulations. 恭喜你了
On coming in second! 你获得了亚军
Fire Blaster is the world champ! 无敌霹雳火是世界冠军
The local yokel looked destiny in the eye and blinked. 那个狂妄的本地野小子 被我打败啦
He's a loser,and he will always be a loser. 他是个失败者 他这辈子 都是个失败者
Sam! 山姆
Sam,Sam,wait. 山姆 山姆 等等
Sam,listen. 山姆 听我说
You're still gonna go to MIT 你会考上麻省理工学院的
and invent something that makes you a millionaire. 会靠发明成为百万富翁
And maybe even marry Olivia Newton-John. 说不定还会娶到 奥利维亚·牛顿·约翰呢
I was actually thinking Samantha Fox. 其实我喜欢的是萨曼莎·福克斯
Nice,but she's no Sheena Easton. 可是她没席娜·伊斯顿性感
Well, 好吧
there's always Madonna. 那就是麦当娜了
How about Scarlett Johansson? 斯嘉丽·约翰逊怎么样
So hot. 太性感了
Mmm. Not Halle Berry hot,but so,so hot. 赶不上哈利·贝瑞 但是也很性感
And don't forget Katy Perry. 别忘了还有凯蒂·佩里
What are we doin' right now? We're too old. It's just gross already. 我们这是干嘛呢 这么大岁数了 还玩这套
Plus,you're married to a woman who hates you. 难怪你妻子那么讨厌你
She doesn't hate me. She just doesn't get it,you know. 她不是讨厌我 她只是不理解我
We don't have the free time to do stuff together like we did 10 years ago. 我们再也不能像10年前那样 自由自在的玩了
This job is killing me,man. 这工作可真要命 伙计
If I were you, 如果我是你
maybe a half hour a day,turn off the cell phone, 一天就工作半个小时 把移动电话关掉
shut down the emails,put away the Reggie bars 不去看电子邮件 拒绝垃圾食品
and focus on your wife. 多陪一陪妻子
The President's gaffe-filled summer continued today... 下面这段总统出丑的视频拍摄于…
Hold on a second. I gotta see this. 等等 看完这个
...at Joseph Knibb Elementary School to promote his new youth reading initiative. 当时他正在亲自践行他自己提出的 儿童阅读行动
Here's what happened. 一起来看一下
"Mittens jumped up onto the table and knocked over the whole bowl of soup. 小猫米跳到桌上把一碗汤全弄撒了
"Mrs. Pickles gassed... Gasped." 皮科尔斯夫人喘气… 喘…
She gasped. 喘着气
"And the whole room fell silent. 她喘着气 房间里鸦雀无声
"This was casta... 真是灾…
"This is cast... 这真是灾…
"Catatastrophic." 这真是灾南
Catastrophic. 应该是灾难
I got it,sweetheart,okay? 我知道是灾难 好吗
Why'd you yell at me? 你干嘛对我吼
You're mean. 你真坏
Leave her alone. 不许欺负她
The President can't read. 总统都不认识字
You gotta learn how to read,buddy. It's as simple as that. 看来你真该好好去学学认字了 伙计
I was on three hours' sleep,all right? 那天我只睡了3个小时
Your economics are hurting poor people! 你的那些政策伤害人民
Nice to see ya! 大家好
You've got the blood of innocent children on your hands. 你要为那些死去的孩子们负责
Thank you for your support. 谢谢你的建议
I can't afford to go to college because of you! 因为你我都上不起大学了
That's a lovely dress. 你打扮的真漂亮
- You're ruining the country! - Yeah,we're all in this together,now. - 你正在毁掉我们的国家 - 对 我们一起努力吧
You got a rough life,bud. 你真不容易啊 伙计
- Sir? Okay. - Thank you. - 先生 - 谢谢
But at least you have a life. 但是至少你成功了
Look,Brenner,you're meant for something more than this. 听着布伦纳 如果你善于 运用自己的天赋
You just need to channel your genius into something productive. 你绝对能取得比这更大的成就
I mean,you were incredible at video games back in the day, 我是说 你过去在游戏方面很厉害
but that's a useless skill now. 可是现在根本没用了
It's like being a great blacksmith. 就像出色的铁匠一样
Ooh! That hurt,man. That's catatastrophic that you said that. 真伤自尊呐 就像你说的 是个"灾南"
I'm gonna get you back for that. 我会为此报复你的
Mr. President,if you take away all the libraries,sir, 总统先生 如果你真的关闭了 所有的图书馆
how will the children ever learn to read? 那孩子们去哪学习阅读啊
Blacksmith,over and out. 出色的铁匠 后会有期啦
Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. 你好 我是家电公司的技术工人
Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs. 专程上门来为您解决 影音设备的问题
Do you have to say that every time you show up at a house? 你每次都要说一遍同样的开场白吗
If I wanna get paid,yes. 如果想挣钱就得说
Isn't that kind of demeaning? 你不觉得很尴尬吗
Only if someone brings it up. 没人说就不会尴尬
- Okay,I won't bring it up,then. - Thanks. - 好吧 我不会说的 - 谢谢
Come on in. 进来吧
So,what am I installing? 那么 是什么设备
A new 85-inch,4K,3D TV, 一台新型的45寸4K 3D电视
- PlayStation 4,7.1 surround-sound speakers. - Mmm-hmm. 索尼公司的PS4 还有7.1声道环绕音箱
Really,if you guys sell it,we've probably bought it. 真的 如果你们公司有 我就买一套
Huh. Is it your birthday? 要过生日了？
No,my parents are getting a divorce. 不 是我父母离婚了
Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays. 那么顶10个生日
Yeah,my dad cheated on my mom with his 19-year-old Pilates instructor. 对 我爸爸背叛了我妈妈 跟一个19岁的普拉提教练好上了
Her name's Sinnamon,with an "S" 她的名字叫席娜萌
which really tells you all you need to know about her. 听名字就知道不是什么好东西
No,I could hear a little more. You got any pictures? 那可不一定 你有她的照片吗
I'm kiddin'. I'm sorry to hear that. 开玩笑的 我对此很惋惜
My mom kind of hates him right now. 我妈妈特别讨厌她
And she says she's gonna invent a slut-seeking missile to take out Sinnamon. 她说她要发明一种小三炸弹 干掉那个该死的席娜萌
Okay,Matty,you don't need to tell the nice installer man our whole life. 行了马蒂 你不用把我们的 全部生活都讲给人家听吧
Whoa. 喔
I'm sorry,"Whoa"? 不好意思 喔？
- What? - No,just you. Whoa. - 什么 - 不 只是喔你
Me? Whoa? I don't even know what that means. 我？喔？我不明白是什么意思
I mean,it's just,when your son told me that your husband left you for a 19-year-old, 我是说 因为你儿子跟我说你丈夫为一个19岁女孩而抛弃了你
I guess I thought you were gonna be,like 我以为你是那种
one of those "hot when we first met in high school, 在高中初次见面时非常性感
"but then let herself go and got a potbelly and turkey neck 然后就对自己放任自流 长着大肚皮 脖子像火鸡
"With a hairy Chin." 皮肤粗糙
But clearly that's not the case. 但是很明显事实不是这样的
So more like, 感觉就像是
"Whoa,I should have brushed my teeth before I left the house this morning." "喔 我今天出门之前 怎么忘记了刷牙呢"
Or studio apartment,if we're getting real here. 我是说在离开我那小蜗居之前
Did you really not brush your teeth this morning? 你今天早上是不是真的没刷牙
No,I did. 不 我刷了
I guess I should just start settin' this stuff up right now. 那现在请问我是不是可以 开始工作了？
Go get 'em. 好的 开始吧
Colonel Devereux. 德普尔上校
You need to see this,sir. 你看看这个 长官
We're under attack. 我们被攻击了
What the hell are those things? 那是什么鬼东西
So are you a gamer? 你也玩游戏吗
Yeah. 对
I played when I was your age. 我像你这么大的时候玩
Were you any good? 玩的怎么样
I was pretty good at some of the classic games. 那些经典游戏我玩的很棒的
Hmm. Classics. You mean like Halo and Call of Duty. 经典？比如《光晕》和《使命召唤》
No! The real classics. 不 是真正的经典
Defender,Pac-Man,Asteroids. 守卫者 吃豆人 小行星
Games you played in an arcade 是在游戏厅里玩的游戏
which was a building outside of your house. 那是一个专门玩游戏的地方
You would go there with your friends,listen to music,cute girls everywhere. 你可以跟朋友们一起去 听着音乐 到处都是漂亮女孩
In ancient times,they called it "socializing." 在那个时候人们把这叫做"社交"
What are you guys talking about? 你们俩在聊什么呢
- Video games. - Video games. - 在聊游戏呢 - 在聊游戏呢
I'll be right back. 我失陪一下
Mrs. Van Patten. 范·帕顿夫人
All finished up down there. 我已经都处理完了
I need you to sign the work order. 需要你签字确认
Okay. 好多
Mrs. Van Patten,are you in the closet? 范·帕顿夫人 你是在储物间吗
Yes. 你认得
Not judging,but what are you doin' in the closet? 冒昧问一句 你在储物间里干什么呢
I'm mostly crying. 主要是哭
A little drinking. 也喝两杯
Probably equally crying and drinking. 正确的说是哭着喝两杯
Something I do often,also. 我也会经常哭着喝两杯
But why in the closet? 可为什么要在储物间
Because I don't want Matty to see me. 因为我不想让马蒂看到
I'm comin' in the closet,Mrs. Van Patten. 我现在要进去了 范·帕顿夫人
I'm opening the door. 我要开门了
Are you all right? 你还好吧
I'm sobbing on the floor of my closet drinking Chardonnay out of a sippy cup. 我坐在储物间的地上 用吸管杯 喝着下等酒
So I guess not. 能好到哪去
Sorry. I withdraw the question. 抱歉 我收回我的问题
oh,God. 天呐
- Wanna talk about it? - No. - 想谈谈吗 - 不
Yes! 好的
Yes. 要谈谈
Oh,God. 天呐
Sir,we are in the midst of an aerial attack by an unidentified force! 长官 我们正在遭受不明力量的攻击
Activate the Q RF. 请部署快速反应部队
Mama! No! 不
We were high-school sweethearts. 我们是高中时代的恋人
- Mmm-hmm. - The perfect couple. - 嗯 - 是模范夫妻
Do you know that he proposed in a waterfall? 知道吗 他是在瀑布下面向我求婚的
- I mean,a freaking waterfall. - Smooth. - 那场景可真他娘的浪漫 - 注意素质
But now,according to a text I got 20 minutes ago, 但是就在20分钟前我收到一条短信
he's marrying a 19-year-old named after a spice. 他要娶一个19岁的女孩 叫什么什么梦
It's not even spelled correctly. 那名字我都叫不上来
Mmm. 嗯哼
It's just not where I thought I'd be at this point in my life. 我从来都没想过我这辈子 会走到这一步
Oh,God. I hear that. 是啊 我深有体会
I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife. 我跟我的前妻想要一个孩子
And the doctor who was helping us make the baby 于是我们去找医生帮助我妻子怀孕
did help us make the baby. 医生倒是真帮忙了
But,unfortunately,I wasn't in the room. 可惜不幸的是我当时不在场
Maybe this really is all for the best. 也许这就是最好的结局
How do you mean? 这话什么意思
You already married the wrong guy. You got the worst part over with. 已经爱过了错误的人 最糟的日子已经过去了
True,and you married the wrong girl. 没错 你娶了错误的女孩
Maybe it just means we're gonna meet the right person now. 也许这意味着我们遇到了正确的人
Yeah. 对
Whoa! 喔
Are you trying to kiss me? 你想要吻我吗
Absolutely not. 绝对不是
Oh,God. 噢 天呐
Sorry,I thought we were having a moment. 抱歉 我以为我们情到深处
We were. A moment. 打住 没多深
Look,you seem like a very nice guy,but I just met you,okay? 你看起来确实很不错 可我们刚见面
And,no offense, 明白？而且恕我直言
I don't think my rebound guy is a 210-pound person 我真不希望我的新男友是个 210磅的家伙
that installs flat screens for a living. 靠上门安装平板电视为生
First of all,208. 首先我是208磅
And,wow,I didn't peg you as the snobby type. 再有就是我真没想到你居然这么势利
Snob? Me? 你说我势利？
Okay. 好吧
I am not a snob. 我不觉得我势利
Okay,well,let's just say I was a billionaire,and we were out on my giant yacht 好吧 那假设我是个亿万富豪 我们坐在超级游艇上
in the middle of the Mediterranean,sipping champagne, 畅游在地中海里 喝着香槟
and I went in to kiss you. 然后我过去吻你
Would you have kissed me back,then? 你会接受我的吻吗
Hold that thought,snobby. 想清楚了再说 势利眼
Big Man! 大人物
Can you get to the White House right now? 你能马上到白宫来一趟吗
I'll be there in 15. 我15分钟后到
While I'd love to stick around 真想再呆一会听听你怎么编瞎话
and listen to you lie about not wanting to make out with the yacht guy, 说你不想跟亿万富豪亲热的
I have to go. 可惜我得走了
For the record,I'm an amazing kisser. 顺便说一句 我的吻技很高的
All us nerds are. 我们都这样
'Cause we appreciate it more. 因为我们更重视这个
You didn't even brush your teeth this morning. 你早上出门之前竟然连牙都不刷
I ate a Tic Tac. 我吃薄荷糖了
Too late,sweetheart. You had your shot and ya blew it. 太晚了宝贝 我给过你机会 可你没珍惜
I'm not following you. 我可不是在跟着你
Yeah,whatever you say,stalky. It's over. Deal with it. 随你怎么说吧跟屁虫 都结束了 你死心吧
Whoa,she went from zero to psycho in 3.4 seconds, 这妞的情绪百公里加速只要3.4秒
a new world record. 打破世界记录了
Hey,Steve-O. 嘿 史蒂夫0号
There's a crazy woman following me. I guarantee she's here to shoot the President. 有个疯女人一路跟着我 我敢保证 她是来刺杀总统的
And if I were you,I'd break out the billy club 如果我是你我就抽出警棍
and go full throttle on her,seriously. 给她一顿狂揍 说真的
Go right on through,Lieutenant Colonel. 您请进吧 中校
- Why are you following me? - Oh,God. - 你为什么要跟着我 - 天呐
Oh,God. I can't believe they even let you in here. 真不敢相信他们会让你进来
Right. 对 没错
Colonel Van Patten,you can go right into the Situation Room. 范·帕顿上校 请直接进入 情报分析室
Yeah,see,they need me in the Situation Room, 不好意思 我得进情报分析室了
- so have fun doing whatever you're doing. - Mmm. - 你自己在这好好玩吧 - 好吧
Mr. Brenner,the President is waiting for you in the Oval Office. 布伦纳先生 总统在 总统办公室等你
Somebody's more important. 人比人气死个人呐
Freddy,can you keep the riffraff outta here? 弗莱迪 请让无关人员离开这里
Yo,wassup? 嘿 什么情况
Oh,come on,you couldn't have at least changed? 拜托 你连衣服都不换吗
You told me to rush right over. 你让我马上过来的嘛
What's going on,man? Why's it so crazy out there? 出什么事了 伙计 怎么在办公室里还这么紧张
Our Air Force base in Guam was attacked. 关岛的空军基地被袭击了
BY Who? 谁干的
I'm not sure. That's what I wanted to ask you. 我不知道 我还想问你呢
Come here. Check this out. 过来 看看这个
- Me? - Yes,you. Come here. - 我？- 就是你 快过来
Listen to this. 你听听这个
Does that sound familiar to you? 不觉得耳熟吗
Yeah. Where do I know that from? 对 好像在哪听过
- Can you freeze it? - Yeah,hold on. - 能定格吗？- 好 等等
Go in tighter. 放大画面
That can't be real. 这太不可思议了
Okay,so you're seeing the same thing I'm seeing. 看来我们的判断是一样的
What kind of mushrooms did that guy put on our burgers? 他们给你的汉堡里面 加的是毒蘑菇吧
- They're ready for you,Mr. President. - Great. - 都准备好了 总统先生 - 很好
Now I gotta explain this to the National Security Council. 我现在得向国家安全委员会说明情况
Listen,do me a favor,Sam. 听着 帮我个忙 山姆
Watch that again,okay? 再看一遍好吗
And just see if there's anything you can find to help us out. 看看能不能找出什么线索
Yeah. Can I sit in your chair? 好的 我能坐你的椅子吗
No,you can't,and everything's recorded. 不 绝对不能 这房间里有监控
Okay,I won't. I won't. I won't. 好吧 我不坐 我不坐 我不坐
I'm sittin' in the chair. Gimme a break. 我就坐了你能咬死我呀
Mr. President, 总统先生
we told the press that it was an advanced weapons test that misfired. 我们对媒体记者说是尖端武器 实验失败了 所以目前
- So there's no mass panic yet. - Well,good. - 还没有造成大面积恐慌 - 很好
Then let's solve this thing before there is. 那就在造成恐慌之前解决它
Mr. President,someone's made a major breakthrough in drone technology 总统先生 看来是别的国家在 无人机技术方面
and it wasn't us. 取得了突破
This has got Moscow's fingerprints all over it. - 这些是俄罗斯政府最常用的…
Nonsense! It's an Iranian black-ops sideshow. 一派胡言 这是伊朗的一次秘密行动
I guarantee it. 我敢保证
I have a theory. 我有个想法
I think,based on analysis of the footage, 我觉得通过对 视频画面的分析
that preliminary indications are that we were attacked by 可以初步断定正在攻击我们的是
Galaga. 小蜜蜂
By who,sir? 是什么 先生？
Galaga. 小蜜蜂
Sons of bitches. 这帮狗娘养的
Then let's blow Galaga to hell. 我要把他们彻底消灭
Who's Galaga? 小蜜蜂是谁
It's an old-timey video game,'80s kind of folks like my dad used to play. 是一款老式的电子游戏 80年代我爸爸那一代人经常玩
Mr. President,there is no nation on Earth that has the military technology 总统先生 目前世界上任何国家的 军事力量都无法
to simply pixelate entire buildings. 轻易做到把整栋大楼分解成像素
Except Iran. 不包括伊朗
Forget Iran! 不可能是伊朗
I'm thinking this is a cutting-edge multinational enterprise. 我怀疑这是个 尖端的多国私人组织
An NGO,a think tank,maybe even a corporation. 非政府组织 智囊团 甚至是一家公司
We're thinkin' Iran when we should be thinking Google. 与其怀疑伊朗 还不如怀疑谷歌呢
So let's blow up Google. 好啊 那就把谷歌消灭
Can somebody take Grandpa's keys away before he drives us into a ditch? 在这个老爷爷把大家带到沟里之前 谁能把他的钥匙拔下来
- Who is this person? - The sandwich guy? - 这家伙是谁 - 送外卖的？
This here is,uh,my old arcade game technical 这位是我从前的电子游戏技术
advisor person-guy. 私人指导教练
Sam Brenner. He works in the tech sector. 他叫山姆·布伦纳 在技术研发部门工作
So Caltech,MIT? 加州理工还是麻省理工
MIT. Yes. 麻绳理工 没错
Mississippi Institute of Technology,though. 全称是腰里扎着麻绳的工人
Not the one you were thinking of. 不是你们想的那个麻省理工
Anyway,more to the current point, 好了我们还是言归正传吧
uh,Mr. Brenner here was the World Galaga Champion. 布伦纳先生曾是世界电玩大赛
He knows everything there is to know about this game. 小蜜蜂组的冠军 他对这款游戏无所不知
So,what is it you and your orange shorts barged in here to say? 说吧 你这身打扮破门而入 想告诉我们什么
Oh,just the Galaga that attacked us, 其实攻击我们的小蜜蜂
that doesn't exist anymore. 目前已经基本上不存在了
Hello. You can download Galaga on your phone for $1.99. 可是花1.99美元就可以用手机 下载小蜜蜂游戏
Yeah,not this version though,Blue Lagoon. 没错 但不是这个版本 小鲜肉
The Galaga that exists now came out in 1986. 目前存在的小蜜蜂是 1986年的版本
But this is the 1982 arcade version. 但这个是1982年的街机版本
And all those machines,they recalled them,they reprogrammed them, 那批机器已经全被召回 重新编程了
because there were glitches in the original code. 因为在源代码里 存在着漏洞
You can see from the giant space bugs,the way they come swoopin' in. 请大家注意观察外星怪物的俯冲路线
Kind of ziggy-zaggy. 有点像Z字型
Ziggy-zag? Is that the snobby term? 势利眼都这么说吗
So someone designed these space bugs 难道30年前有人在一款
after an old out-of-print version of a video game from 30 years ago 已经绝版的老式电子游戏之后 设计了这些外星怪物
that nobody would know today? 现在居然没人知道？
Does she really get to talk twice? She's not even at the grown-ups table. 她怎么又说话了 她还没资格跟大人物一起探讨问题吧
I'm sorry. Is this a National Security Council meeting, 抱歉 这到底是国家安全委员会的会议
or a dorm-room drug party? 还是集体宿舍里斗嘴
Our nation has just been attacked by an unknown military force. 我们的国家刚刚被一股来历不明的 军事力量攻击
If this gets out to the press that we're pinning the blame 如果让新闻界知道我们把这归咎于
on some old computer game, 一款过世的电子游戏
they'll not only mock you in the news,Mr. President,they'd impeach you! 他们不仅会在新闻里嘲弄你 总统先生 还会弹勃你
So I suggest the man in the orange shorts leave the room immediately. 所以我建议让这位橙色T恤先生 立刻离开这个房间 好让我们这些
And those of us with long pants and government positions 穿戴整齐的政府工作人员
can discuss our options. 继续讨论我们的话题
All right,Brenner. Do me a favor. Take off,all right? I appreciate the help. 好吧布伦纳 你先出去吧 好吗 多谢你的帮助
Bye! 再见
Sorry,everybody. 很抱歉 打扰了各位
Mr. President. 再见 总统先生
Generals and Admirals. 各位军方的将领
Guys in suits. 穿戴整齐的
Zac Efren. 扎克·埃夫隆
Gandalf, 甘道夫
and Harry Potter in the same room. 还有身边的那位哈利·波特
Imagine that. 想像一下
Grandpa,we'll see you around the,uh,nursing home. 老爷爷 我们会在陪护中心见到你的
Oh,uh,the sandwich guy is here. 噢 呃 送外卖的来了
Fooled you. 假的
Past the shortstop into left center field for a single. 越过游击手进入左中外场 实现了一垒打
That's the second straight inning where Washington has led off with a single. 这是华盛顿的第二个一垒打 大家都在议论
They're talking about how he's standing straight up over the plate. 这简直是不可能的 但是他做到了
That seems to be working out for him, 看起来他的计划成功了
'cause he just drove that ball into the gap hard. 球被打到了无人地带
First pitch taken outside for a ball,1-0, 第一节投球手失误 比分是1:0
and the 1-0 swung... 之后比分又有了变化
Brenner! 布伦纳
What's your problem,dude? 你搞什么鬼 伙计
- What's goin' on? - Whoa,whoa,whoa! - 到底怎么回事 - 喔 喔 喔
No,Brenner! 布伦纳
No,Brenner,no,no,no! 不 布伦纳 停 是我
Stop! It's me! It's me! It's Ludlow! It's Ludlow. 是我 我是勒德洛·勒德洛
- Ludlow Lamonsoff,the Wonder Kid? - Yeah. - 勒德洛·莱蒙索夫 传奇小子？- 对
How'd you get into my van? 你怎么跑到我车里去了
I've been in there ever since you went to that nice lady's house. 你去那个漂亮女士家的时候 我就在车上了
She's cute,by the way. 她还不错 挺性感的
- What? - Hey! - 什么？- 嘿
- What is that? - This is moisturizer. - 那是什么 - 是一瓶爽肤水
Show me what that is. 我看看到底是什么
三氯甲烷
Chloroform? 麻醉剂？
Is that what that says? 上面写的麻醉剂吗
You were gonna drug me? 你刚才想对我下药
- Only as a last resort. - What are you... - 实在没别的办法了 - 你简直…
- There was something I had to tell you. - Why didn't you call me,then? - 我有事情想告诉你 - 为什么不跟我打电话
Because the CIA has been tapping my phones 因为我的电话被中情局监听了
ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited. 在我发现了扎普鲁德的纪录片 是剪辑的之后
JFK shot first! 是肯尼迪先开的枪
Ludlow,it is you! 勒德洛 真的是你呀
- Hi,buddy! Let me look at you! - Hey! Good to see you,my boy! 嘿 太高兴了 我的朋友
How are you? My goodness! Look at you! 你好吗？我的天呐
- I know. - Stayin' in shape! - 我知道 - 看看你呀 你发福了
I'm on an all protein diet,but I'm also doing carbs. 我每天吃高蛋白食物 还特别爱吃甜食
- Good. - But seriously,Brenner. - 不错 - 说真的 布伦纳
There's something I have to show you. 我有东西给你看
And let's just say 它可以说是
it's a game changer. 游戏改变者
You're the first guest I've had here. Voluntarily. 你是我这的第一位客人 自愿来的
That's a shocker. 真让人惊讶
If Lady Lisa was real, 如果丽莎是真人的话
she'd have about 17 restraining orders out on you. 一定会申请17条法庭禁制令来对付你
Actually,I think if she was real, 其实我认为如果丽莎是真人的话
things mightjust play out a little bit differently. 最后的结局可能会截然不同
- Hmm? - You wanna know how I know that? - 嗯？- 想知道我怎么知道的？
- Mmm. - If She Was Real. - 嗯 - 如果她是真人
A book written and illustrated by Ludlow Lamonsoff. 由勒德洛·莱蒙索夫 创作并亲手绘制
Oh,boy. 噢 伙计
You should sell that at Barnes & Unstable. 应该把它送到巴恩斯书店公开销售
- Do you want a copy? - No. - 你想来一本？- 不
I have eight others. 我这有8本呢
Why am I here right now? Why did you try to roofie me? 你到底叫我来干嘛 为什么要对我下药
Right. Thank you for reminding me. 对啊 谢谢你提醒我
Okay. Follow me. 好吧 跟我来
Earlier today,our military base in Guam was attacked by this guy,Galaga. 今天早些时候关岛的军事基地 被袭击了 小蜜蜂
How would you know that? 你怎么知道的
I have a pen pal in Guam. His name is Baubau. 我有个笔友在关岛 他的名字叫宝宝
Baubau was terribly frightened, 宝宝被吓坏了
so I hacked into the government's servers to assure Baubau that everything was okay. 所以我黑进了政府的服务器 想让宝宝相信情况没那么严重
But you know what? 但是没想到
- What? - Everything was not okay. - 什么 - 情况实在太严重了
Ludlow! 勒德洛
Did you get me some diet root beer while you were out? 你出去的时候 有没有帮我买麦顿汽水回来啊
- You remember my grandma. - Sure. - 记得我奶奶吧 - 当然了
She's still a character after all those years. 这么多年了 还是那么古怪
No,no,Grandma! It's funny. I didn't get a chance to because,um... 没有 没买 奶奶 我根本没有时间 因为我忙着
Oh,what happened? Oh,I remember now. 忙什么来着？噢 我想起来了
I'm trying to save the world from annihilation! 我在忙着拯救世界 避免人类灭绝
Are you nuts? 难道你疯了吗
You cracker! 白种穷鬼
Don't yell at me! 你少对我吼
So look,I know that sometimes people think of me as a bit of a conspiracy nut. 听着我知道有的时候大家都认为 我是个顽固的阴谋论者
Right. 没错
But sometimes,Brenner,sometimes 但是有的时候 布伦纳 有的时候
the conspiracies are real. 阴谋的确是真的
Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately? 你最近是不是"太空入侵"玩多了
I have. How did you know that? 没错 你怎么知道的
'Cause you're invading my space. Back up. 因为你入侵了我的空间
Brenner,do you remember when we were children, 布伦纳 你还记得我们小的时候
and we played in that video game championship? 参加的那场电子游戏冠军争霸赛吗
Of course,buddy. 当然记得 伙计
Do you remember how there was a tape of the event 那你还记得有一盘记录了比赛过程
and all the games that were played that was then put in a capsule 和所有游戏内容的录像带
and shot out into the universe 被放到了太空舱里
looking for extraterrestrial life? 发射到外太空去 想寻找地外生命吗
I have reason to believe that some alien life force found that tape 我绝对有理由相信某种外星生命 发现了录像带
and has sent down real-life versions of what they saw 并把它们看到的以物理形式派到地球
to attack us. 来攻击我们
Brenner,I spent the day on 4chan 布伦纳 我在网上泡了一天
searching for messages from the aliens to prove my theory. 想找到跟外星人有关的消息 来证明我的观点
- And you wanna know something? - Tell me. - 想知道结果是什么吗 - 是什么
I came up absolutely empty. 结果我什么也没发现
So then,as a distraction,I got up 于是为了散散心 我离开电脑 想看看昨天晚上
to try to watch an episode of One Tree Hill that I recorded on my VCR last night. 我用录像机录的一集篮球兄弟
I've been binge-watching to catch up. 我一直追着播出进度看
And you don't have cable because... 那你为什么不用有线电视呢 因为
Because the government spies on us through our cable boxes,Brenner. 因为政府会通过有线网络分线盒 监视我的 布伦纳
That's been proven. 已经得到证实了
And you don't want them to see you dancin' around 你不想让人看见你穿着内裤
in your underwear for Lady Lisa. I get it. 为丽莎女士转圈跳舞
No,that tape was burned three months ago. Anyway... 不 那段录像带三个月前就烧毁了 看这个
In the middle of the UHF broadcast, 在接收无线电视信号的时候
something peculiar interrupted Sophia Bush's sexy shenanigans. 一段奇怪的画面出现在索菲亚故事 激情戏上面
No,you're the freak with the fat... 不 你这个肥胖的怪物
Inhabitants of Earth, 地球的居民们
we are a race from the planet Volula. 我们是来自瓦努拉星球的生命种族
We came to you in these familiar Earth forms 我们经由你们熟悉的 这些外形来告诉你们
to tell we received your vessel. 我们收到了你们发出的探测器
And in it,your hostile challenge. 和里面你们恶意的他挑衅
We accept your offer to compete in winner-take-all battles. 我们决定接受你们提出的挑战 规矩就是赢者通吃
Gather your bravest warriors to face our bravest warriors! 选出你们最勇敢的勇士 来跟我们最勇敢的勇士对决吧
The winner takes the loser's planet. 赢家接管输家的星球
You have already lost the first battle. 第一场战役你们已经输了
And for our victory,we have taken a trophy. 作为本场赢家 我们带走了奖品
I'm okay,Mama. 我没事的 妈妈
I love you. 我爱你
That's not the real Madonna! 她不是真的麦当娜
You will get three lives. 一共是三条命
You have two lives left. 现在还剩下两条了
Losing both will lead to the total destruction of your planet. 要是都丢了 你们这星球 可就要遭受灭顶之灾了
The next battle is in 15 hours 下一场战役15小时后开始
at coordinates 27°24' 79". 坐标是27度24分39秒
Okay,I got lost about halfway through. 行了 我是越看越糊涂了
Why does Madonna wanna take over our planet? 麦当娜为什么要接管我们的星球？
These moron aliens think that the footage NASA sent up to space 这些愚蠢的外星人以为 "纳萨"发射到外太空的
of us playing video games in 1982 我们1982年的电子游戏比赛录像
was a declaration of war. 是对他们的宣战
Intergalactic war,Mr. President. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that unpredictable? 而且是星球大战 总统先生 是不是很疯狂 很不可思议？
Lud,listen. 勒德洛 听着
You helped unscramble my Cinemax when we were kids. 小时候你曾经 帮我破解过付费频道
I think you can call me Chewie. 我觉得你可以叫我"楚巴卡"
What do they mean by three lives? What is that? 他们说三条命是什么意思？是指什么？
Uh-huh. If I may. See,that's just it. 我来说吧 这就是关键所在
It's like the video games of old,Chewie Mr. President. 就跟老式的电子游戏一样 "楚巴卡"总统先生
One quarter,three lives. 一枚硬币 三次机会
This is clearly not a quarter. This is far more valuable. May I keep this? 这显然不是普通硬币 比硬币值钱多了 能送给我吗？
- Put it back on the desk. - Fair enough. - 请放回原处 - 合情合理
We lost the first one,Galaga. 我们输了第一场"小蜜蜂"
Two more losses and... 再输两场的话
It's game over. 就全玩完啦
Now,assuming that... 现在 如果…
- You know what,that's not happening. - Fair enough. - 你不能坐在那 - 合情合理
Assuming that Alien Madonna's numbers are actually latitude and longitude, 如果外星人麦当娜所说的 数字是坐标经纬度的话
then we can safely assume that the next attack should happen somewhere 那么我们就完全可以断定 下一场袭击
in Northern India tonight. 将在今晚发生在印度 北部的某个地方
If you can get your guys from the NSA to clean up the signal, 如果你能让国家安全局的人 把视频文件修复好
then we can pinpoint exactly where the attack is gonna be, 我们就能精确锁定袭击 发生的确切地点
and maybe even which game they're gonna use to attack us. 也许还能知道他们用什么游戏来
I can't authorize a military response 我怎么可能就凭着 这么一段看起来
based off a video that looks like it was made by a couple high school kids. 像出自于中学生之手的视频 就轻易的授权军事行动呢？
You gotta at least warn the people of India somethin' could be 0omin'. 那你至少可以警告印度人 他们那儿将有事情发生啊
The whole country thinks I'm a buffoon right now as it is. 现在恐怕全国的人都 觉得我像个小丑一样
Look,I can't risk it,Brenner. I just can't! 我不能冒险 布伦纳 这绝对不行
So I guess we've been dating for almost three years now. 我想我们已经交往了三年了
Yes,almost three. 是的 差不多三年
They have been the best years of my life. 那是我生命中最好的时光
...and I think we have something very special. 我想我们该做些特别的事情
Raj,is this what I think it is? 拉吉 是我想的那样吗？
Will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？
Don't sweat the whole Taj Mahal thing. 别再为泰姬陵的事心烦了
It's probably better that there's only an even six Wonders of the World now. 世界六大奇迹挺顺口的 而且还是双数
You know what? I get it. I screwed up. 我知道了 是我的错
It won't happen again. Shut up. 不会再发生啦 你闭嘴
Good morning,Mr. President. 早上好 总统先生
What's Radio Shack Robbie doing here? And this other 商城的小玩偶来这儿干嘛？还带了个…
fella. 同伴
Hi. Ludlow Lamonsoff. 嘿 勒德洛·莱蒙索夫
We've actually met before,but you wouldn't remember 我以前见过你 你肯定不会有印象
because it was in the back of Brenner's van and I was watching you through a window. 因为我当时在布伦纳的窗户里 透过车厢看到你的
You smell so nice,like the Book of Genesis. 味道真不错 像 创世纪一样清清爽爽
Mr. Lamonsoff and Mr. Brenner 莱蒙索夫先生和布伦纳先生
have agreed to share their video game expertise with you and your team. 已经同意跟你和你的团队分享他们的 电子游戏知识技能
Happy to do it. 乐意效劳
With all due respect,sir, 恕我直言先生
having civilians with zero security clearance in this facility is... 叫这些未经安全审查的 平民进入这里 恐怕
These civilians have better insight into our current crisis 这些平民对我们目前面临的危机的见解
than my entire administration. 比我的整个内阁都强
I dunno if I wanna do it now. She's being so mean. 我好像是来错了 你瞧她那德行 我还是离开这吧
- I kind of wanna leave. - Okay. - 他走我也走 - 好
- If he leaves,I leave. We're a team. - Stop it. - 我们是一起的 - 行了 闭嘴
- This is how it's gonna be the whole time? - Guys,knock it off. Lead the way. - 她怎么能这样对待我呢？- 都别闹了 带路吧
Of course,Mr. President. 好的 总统先生
So have we made any progress,Colonel? 现在有什么进展吗 中校？
Enormous progress,sir. 进展很大 先生
We now understand the entities that attacked us were made of energy. 我们已经知道了攻击我们的 物体是由能量构成的
Intelligent energy. 智能化的能量
- Morning,Colonel. - Good morning,Michael. - 早上好 中校 - 早上好 迈克尔
Michael's a robot! 迈克尔是个机器人
I think maybe the extraterrestrials took what they saw in the orbiter 我认为也许外星人看到了 太空舱内的电子游戏内容
and recreated the same things using light energy. 于是用光能将游戏角色实体化
And then sent these light creatures back at us. 并将它们派到地球来对付我们
That's why solid matter,bullets and missiles,won't harm them. 所以不管我们用什么 子弹或者导弹 都伤不到它们
Can anything harm them? 什么都不行吗？
Maybe. 也许
The cubes we recovered in Guam are normally pretty feisty. 在关岛袭击我们的立方体 具有很强的攻击性
Hey,look at that! COOPER; Whoa! 嘿 看呐
Oh,he didn't like it though. 脾气还真不小
But they calm down pretty quick 不过一旦被高能光子击中
when we hit them with some super-charged light particles. 它很快就会安静下来
And the slut-seeking missile,I'd love to see that. 看来小三炸弹有希望了 打算什么时候出丑啊
- Do you have that around here? - You are so smart. - 你们可真聪明啊 - 是啊
Yeah? You think so? 真心话？
Is that how you got into the Mississippi Institute of Technology? 你不是麻绳扎在腰里的 麻省理工的高材生吗？
You know,I wish I never went in that closet with you. 真后悔 当初就不该到宠物 间里去陪你
I was very happy drinking and crying by myself. 我本来一个人在那喝喝酒 哭哭鼻子挺美的
I so regret trying to kiss you. 我更后悔当时怎么会 想去吻你
I would kiss the guy in the yacht 100 times before I kissed you. 我就是吻那个游艇上的家伙 一百次也不会想要去吻你
- Moving on. - Yeah. - 继续吧 - 好
We have begun instructing the Navy SEAL task force 我们已经开始指导海豹突击队
on the use of the prototype weapons. 学习使用这种新型武器
- What do we train for? - War! - 为什么而练？- 战斗
- Why do we fight? - To win! - 为什么而战？- 胜利
- When do we quit? - Never! - 什么时候停止战斗？- 永远不
- What do we train for? - War! - 为什么而战？- 胜利
- Why do we fight? - To win! - 为什么而练？- 胜利
- When do we quit? - Never! - 为什么而战？- 胜利
Perhaps our new expert advisers would like to say a few words to the SEALs. 好像我们的新任专业指导教练 应该跟士兵们讲两句吧
Oh,boy. 噢 天呐
Men,you have served this nation with distinction, 你们曾经为保卫国家 英勇奋战
in combat zones,in every nook and cranny of this godforsaken world, 无论是在前线还是在这个 肮脏丑陋的世界的每一个阴暗的角落
defeating every enemy they've thrown at you. 你们都会应声而起 抗击每一个…
Hey,what's up? 嘿 小家伙
Brenner? 布伦纳？
- I couldn't get a babysitter. - Oh. - 找不到人帮我带孩子 - 噢
The President has brought in these two civilian Arcaders 总统先生给我们带来了两位民间的游戏专家
who we are required to listen to 那么现在 他们将要对我们
for 120 seconds, 做两分钟的战前动员
starting... 现在…
I can't do this. 我不行的
- You can do this. - Uh,no. - 能行 - 不行
...now! 开始
I can't do this. I'm gonna throw up! 不行 我会紧张的想吐
We know how to do this. They don't. Just act the part. 我保护你 做你该做的就是了
Hey,guys. 嘿 伙计们
How are you? Hey,thank you,General Zod,for that beautiful intro. 你们好吗？谢谢 谢谢佐德将军精彩的介绍
Hey,uh,fellas. Good to see you. 伙计们 很高兴见到你们
Let me introduce myself. My name is Sam Brenner. 先介绍一下我自己 我的名字叫萨姆·布伦纳
And this is the Wonder Kid,also known as... 这位是"传奇小子"他还 有个名号是…
Your worst nightmare! "你最恐怖的噩梦"
Looks to me,Brenner, 我算明白了 布伦纳…
like someone forgot to send us the best of the best. 他们让我们来见的 根本就不是精英中的精英
And instead,dropped off a bunch of incontinent, 狗屁 这明显就是一群 还没断奶的娃娃
adult diaper-wearing, 就是一群外强中干的娘娘腔
candy-assed,cries-himself-to-sleep, 晚上睡觉还得人哄
women-baby-man-people! 妈妈的心肝 爸爸的宝贝尔
What am I lookin' at right now? 看看你们是什么样子
Are you guys soldiers? Or the cast of Magic Mike? 你们到底是战士还是 《麦克魔力》里的舞男？
You gonna fight? Or dance naked? 你们是去战斗 还是跳脱衣舞？
From now on, 从现在开始
you maggots,you little girl maggots... 你们这些废物 你们这些该死的娘娘腔
Whatever the hell the female form of maggot is. 我不管你们到底是 废物还是娘娘腔
Magina? 废娘？
You magina! 你们这些废娘
When you magma poop your pants, 等你们被吓的拉到裤子里
you're gonna be thinking of me! 就会想起我说的话了
In your pants! 拉到裤子里
You know what I mean. 明白我的意思吗
Do you feel me? 你听明白了吗？
Do you feel me,sailor? 你 听明白了吗 大个子？
You beautiful Nubian man! 你这个非洲大帅哥
You gorgeous specimen of what God can make! 帅的不能再帅的极品好男人
Do you feel me? 你清楚了吗？
I think you're about to feel him,Lud. 我看他是想捶你一下
I can't move. 我动不了了
Lemme help you. Hey,come here. 我来帮你 嘿 走吧
Sorry. Don't touch the guy. Just sit down. 抱歉 你不要碰他 去那坐一会儿
- Did I do good? - You did awful. - 我还行吧？- 糟透了
Sit down. 坐吧
Sorry about that,everybody. 真是不好意思 非常抱歉
I know it's weird. 我能理解
Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses. 在你们眼里 我们俩就像 小丑一样 哪有资格来指导你们
But the truth is we've been training. 但事实上 我们是 训练有素的
Since childhood,we've been training our prefrontal cortex 我们从小就在玩电子 游戏的过程当中
to perform extremely complex motor feats 通过手眼的协调一致 完成各种复杂的
with hand-eye coordination unique to a very specific cognitive acuity. 高难度任务 让大脑皮层的特定 区域得到了充分有效的锻炼
I learned a lot of big words at the dorm-room drug parties. 在宿舍里侃大山挺锻炼口才的
All of it's been meaningless in all areas of our life. 本来这种技能在生活中 是没什么用的
But suddenly,it might be 0omin' in handy to saving our planet. 可突然之间 却成了 拯救这个世界所必须的技能
So we're hopin' you guys can forget about us bein' civilian morons, 所以真心希望各位 能抛开对我们平民身份的成见
and let us teach you a few things in the little time we have. 让我们在有限的时间内 交会你们一些东西
I think we might help you win this thing. 我相信 我们能帮你们 赢得这场战争
There is only one objective in Asteroids. 这款游戏里只有一个目标
That is to destroy every rock and every saucer. 那就是摧毁每一个行星 和每一个飞碟
You don't wanna get hit by any of these boulders. 要想让自己不被这些 行星击中
That's why I recommend stayin' in the middle. 建议大家尽量呆在中间的位置
Just 'cause you see a hammer doesn't mean grab it. 不是说看到锤子就 必须拿到它
You're not gonna climb a ladder with a hammer in your hand. 拿着锤子就没法往上爬了
- Very good. - Good piloting,Maverick! - 很好 - 飞的不错 马华力
Don't lock into radar. 不要总依靠雷达
Okay,it's fine,son. It's fine. 好的 很好 孩子 很好
You just blew up our entire planet. 你把整个地球都干掉了
Ain't no way lnky's catching up to you! 这样不行 你很快会被吃掉的
I want you to focus mostly on the ships. 一定要把注意力都集中在飞船上
Every 10,000 points,you get another triangle ship. 因为每得到一万分 就会增加一个三角飞船
That's a good thing. 这不是好事儿
Damn. 天呐
He's still the master. 真是宝刀未老
This is just like when we were dating. 就像我们约会的时候
No distractions,just us. 眼里没有别的 只有我们
And cake. 和蛋糕
Whoa,Big Man. Settle down there with that butterscotch frosting. 我说老大 奶油是不是 放的有点太多了
What? Too much? Well,you know what? 放太多了？看看这个
You're really not gonna like what I do with the rainbow sprinkles. 要是跟彩虹糖比起来那就不算多
- Come on now! No! I love it! - Will! No! - 现在开始了 - 好恶
Here comes the sprinkle monster! 我爱吃这个 糖果怪物来了
Mr. President. 抱歉 总统先生
Yes,Jennifer. 詹妮弗
We just received an alien transmission from the "Where's the Beef?" lady. 我们刚收到了"牛肉在哪" 女士发来的外星人的信息
What did she say? 她都说了什么
First of all,she asked where the beef was. 她首先问了牛肉在哪
Then she said that the next battle was on at sundown tomorrow. 然后说下一次进攻 明天日落时分
5130' 29" latitude. 09' 42" longitude. 纬度是51度30分59秒 经度是0度9分42秒
Where is that? 那是哪儿？
英国伦敦
海德公园
Go! Go! Go! Move! Move! Move! 快快快快
Clear the area! 马上清场
The lot of ya,come on! Move it! 所有人 马上离开这里
I said,move it! 我说了 离开这里
- What's all this then,mate? - Hey,I got this. Hi. - 这是怎么回事？- 嘿 让我来吧
We're Americans. 我们是美国人
Our Navy SEALs were given permission by your government 我们的海豹突击队 已经得到了你们政府的允许
to prepare for an extraterrestrial invasion, 准备在此抵抗外星人的入侵
which we believe will occur at these coordinates in approximately 60 minutes. 我们相信大约一小时后这里 就会遭到外星人的攻击
We're shootin' a beer commercial. 我们是在拍啤酒广告
Oh,right,then. Break a leg,then,yeah? 明白了 祝你们好运
Whoa,whoa,whoa. What was that,man? Why'd you lie to him? 你什么意思？为什么要骗他？
I'm trying not to cause total panic,Yank. 我是不想造成民众的恐慌 美国佬
And,you... 还有你
I don't want to hear another word out of you. All right? 我不想听到你再 多说一句话 明白吗？
You walkin' wiener coat. 长得跟香肠似的
What's a wiener coat? 有这么粗的香肠吗？
Madam Prime Minister,I can't thank you enough for your cooperation on this. 首相夫人 感谢你们对 这次行动的大力配合
But of course,Will. 你太客气了
Well,I trust with the concord of our powers 我相信只要我们双方 同力协契 就一定能
we can duff up the jiggery-pokery of these blighters 以逸待劳 攻其不备 给他们一个迎头痛击
and send them scuffering back 打的他们屁滚尿流
to the fractious firmament from whence they came! 灰溜溜的 滚回他们外太空的老家去
I know,right? 说的没错
Bang on! 太棒了
No idea what she just said. 我一句话也没听明白
I just wanna touch it. 我想摸一下
Easy with those light cannons,gentlemen. We don't have any backups. 要精心对待这些光子炮 先生们 这可是我们的全部家当了
These ray guns gonna work,Van Patten? 这批武器的效果怎么样？
We had no way to field-test them,sir. 没办法做现场测试 长官
But our computer models show a great likelihood of effectiveness. 但是通过测试成功的 可能性很大
"Great likelihood"? You're sending my men into battle with untested ordnance? "可能性很大"？你让我的人拿着 未经测试的武器上战场？
I had two days to do things never done before on this planet,sir. 我只有两天的时间来 制造这种根本不存在的东西
Just remember who you're talking to,missy. 不要忘记你在跟谁说话 女士
All right! 好了
Anybody who doesn't need to be here,follow me to the support area. 这儿有谁是闲的没事的 跟我到后勤保障区域
That means you two nipple-twisters. 说你们俩呢 别像 木头一样戳在那
Move it! 快过来
Hey,Colonel. Don't worry. They're gonna work. 嘿 中校 别担心 肯定行
The US military was attacked and what does President Cooper do? 美国军队受到了攻击 库珀总统有什么举动呢？
His critics say,"Nothing." 评论界说"没有"
That's not strictly true. He made a cake. 这种说法也不全对 他做了一个蛋糕
No,because I'm the sprinkle monster! 糖果怪物来咯
You are my sprinkle monster! 你这个大怪物
- Let's put that on pause,Sean. - Thank you. - 暂停一下 - 谢谢
Turn it off. 还是关掉吧
Apologies,Will. 很抱歉 威尔
Just wanted to spend some quality time with the wife. 我只想在家里多陪陪妻子
Oh,I understand. 太理解了
My husband actually said that we don't spend time together like we used to, 我丈夫就经常说我们 不像以前在一起时那么浪漫了
so I took him to one of those,um,do-it-yourself pottery studios. 所以我就带着他去了 一家陶艺吧
And he made me a "World's Sexiest Prime Minister" coffee mug. 他居然给我做了一只咖啡杯 上面写着"世界上最性感的首相"
Well,maybe he sees somethin' that nobody else does,you know. 他的审美观点还真 有点与众不同是吧
Anything,Colonel Van Patten? 有情况吗 凡·帕顿中校？
It's eerily quiet,Mr. President. 安静的有点渗人 总统先生
In case it's Space Invaders, 既然是"太空侵略者" 我想我们应该…
I just thought of something I should tell... 我该说件事…
Please return to the support area! 请马上回到保障区域
Okay,but there's a 5 plus 1 formation,all right? 他们应该是5 1队形 明白吗？
If we need ya,we know where to find ya. All right? 如果需要你 我知道到哪去找你 明白吗？
Now,bugger off. 别在这儿碍事
Bloody geek. 木头脑袋
We Centipede. "蜈蚣"
Okay,boys! Do exactly what we talked about! 听着 伙计们 就按我教你们的做
Shoot each centipede from the head down! 记住 要打蜈蚣的脑袋
Do not hit him in the middle or he will split into two! 千万不要往中间打 否则它们会一分为二的
No! No! Didn't we just say don't split him in half? 不 不 我刚才不是 说了别往中间打吗？
Shoot for the head! 打它的头
The mushroom things are in the way! 被蘑菇挡着 打不到
You shoot the mushroom things! Like the game! 那就像在游戏里一样 打蘑菇
Guys,every time he hits a mushroom,he's gonna change direction! 伙计们 每次它碰到蘑菇 都会改变方向
My God! Will you please find the pattern and anticipate! 天呐 你就不能对它的 运动路线提前做出判断吗？
I don't know the patterns! 我判断不出来
Sergeant Duff! 12 o'clock! 多夫中士 12点钟方向
What the hell kind of beer commercial is this? 啤酒广告场面怎么 搞的这么大？
If I say it's a beer commercial,it's a bloody beer commercial. 我说是拍啤酒广告 就是在拍啤酒广告
Get your flabby ass back here,Yank! 混蛋 赶紧给我滚回来
Shock and awe,baby! 干的漂亮 小子
High score,alien trash! 大比分获胜
You messed with the wrong planet! 你们来错星球啦
From Land's End to John o'Groats! 大不列颠能颠死你
- What the hell are you saying? - I don't know! - 颠死你是什么意思？- 我也不知道
Hey,Ludlow! Grab a light cannon! Get out here now! I need your help! 嘿 勒德洛 带上光子炮 快跟我走 我需要你的帮助
Me? No! Look at me! I look delicious! 我？不 就我这样的 哪有那本事
They'll gobble me up like space dim sum! 被它们抓着还不够 塞牙缝的呢
It's level two! 这是第二关
We're the only ones who can do this! 除了我们别人做不来的
Come on! You're the Wonder Kid! 来呀 你可是"传奇小子"
You have no authority to dispense weapons here,Mr. Brenner! 你根本没有权利在这里 使用武器 布伦纳先生
Mr. President? 总统先生吗？
Let the nerds take over. 让布伦纳指挥战斗
What was that,sir? 你说什么 先生？
Let the nerds take over! 我说让布伦纳指挥战斗
Let the nerds take over! 让布伦纳指挥战斗
Brenner's right. 布伦纳说的对
I am the Wonder Kid. 我可是传奇小子
This is the best,huh? 真是太爽啦
I've never been happier and more alive! 我从来没有像现在 这样开心过
Okay. You can let go of each other now. 行了 你们就别抱得那么紧了
All right,you finish that. I'll finish this. 好吧 你去捕捉那个 我去搞定那个
It's been 30 years since I kicked your butt,and it's gonna happen again! 30年前你就不是我的对手 30年后也一样
With the arms! 动动手臂
Let's take it forward. 向前一步
Then take it back. 再退回来
- Enjoy it! - Hey! - 轻松愉快 - 嘿
Come here! 往哪儿跑
You little... 你
Who are you,mister? 你是谁呀 先生？
Son,I'm just a loser who's good at old video games. 孩子 我只是个电子游戏 打的不错的失败者而已
Well,thank God for that. 好酷的失败者呀
- Drinks are on the US government! 美国政府请大家喝酒
Which is covering up the truth 他们掩盖了真相
about the ancient pyramid under the Hoover Dam! 胡佛大坝 就是一个联通宇宙的星际之门
You know,you're all right,Brenner. 你还不错 布伦纳
You're all right too,snobby. 你也不错呀 势利眼
You gonna nurse that all night long,or when are you gonna start hittin' it? 你这杯酒喝一晚上了 能不能痛快点儿
We ding up a few foreign belligerents,beer is fine. 如果只是抵御了外国人的 入侵 啤酒就够了
We defeat a full-on alien invasion, 可是我们打败了外星人的入侵
I'm thinking something a little stronger. 我觉得应该来点儿更带劲儿的
You're really challenging me to drink you under the table? 你是想让我把你喝到 桌子底下去吗？
I'm not so sure you can,buddy. 看你有没有这个本事了
I was the vodka shot record holder in my class at West Point. 我可是西点军校伏特加 最强记录的保持者
Well,one time I drank 15 milkshakes at Denny's, 我还在丹尼斯一次喝过15杯 奶昔呢
so we'll see what happens. 不服就试试
Where are my gamers at,huh? 我们的玩家在哪儿呢？
Looks like all the time you wasted when we were kids is finally payin' off. 看来你小时候浪费的 时间终于得到回报啦
- Yeah,baby. - All right,huh? - 对 没错 - 不错
Sir,may I have the honor of pouring you a frosty? 先生 很荣幸能有机会 敬您一杯冰啤酒
The President can't be seen drinking during times of crisis. 非常时期总统是不可以 当众饮酒的
So nobody look! 大家都别看
That's it. Look away! 都把眼睛闭上
Inhabitants of Earth. 地球的居民们…
Congratulations,you have won this battle. 恭喜你们了 你们赢得了这场战役
Please accept one of our warriors as a trophy of your victory. 请接收我们的这位勇士 作为这场胜利的奖品
The next challenge will not be as easy. 下一场较量可就没 那么简单了
The details will be sent via this signal shortly. 具体细节很快会通过 这个信号给你们的
Remember,we are still leading two battles to one. 别忘了 现在是2:1 我们仍旧领先一分
One more loss for you will mean the annihilation of your world. 如果再输一场 你们的世界可就大难临头了
Good luck and may the best planet win. 祝你们好运 让我用实力来说话
Well,you heard 'em. 都听见了吧
Let's get back to work. 工作吧
We gotta get you guys ready for your next battle. 你们两位准备参加 下一场战役
Battle? Us? Huh? 什么？战役？我们？
This is like a regular thing now? 你以为这像喝酒那么容易吗？
Remember when I told you that you were meant for something more in life? 还记得我说过你会 取得更大的成就吗？
Yeah. 对
This could be it,buddy. 也许就是现在 伙计
There's nobody better than you. 没人比你更出色了
Well, 噢…
not at every game. 好像还有一个人
No. No! Never gonna happen. 不不 这绝对不行
You know,he's right,Brenner. 他说的没错 布伦纳
We don't even know where to find that idiot! 我们都不知知道去哪 找那个混蛋
Eddie Plant. Married and divorced four times, 艾迪·普朗特在1991年和2004年
declared bankruptcy in 1991 and 2004. 结过四次婚 都离了 最终宣布破产
In 2005,he was caught hacking cell phone companies 2005年 他侵入移动通讯公司
and adding one of those fees you see on your bill every month, 通过给用户设置 资费陷阱
- but have no idea what it is. - What an idiot. - 而获利五千万美元 - 我的天呐
Made about 50 million before he was convicted and sentenced 因此被叛有罪 需要在
to 20 years in prison. 监狱里服刑二十年
Guards,get me outta here. 警卫 快带我离开这儿吧
It's that mean Centipede killer. 这位可是著名的"蜈蚣杀手"
I hope he don't zap me with his space gun. 我可不想被他用 光子炮给干掉
How are you,Eddie? 一向可好 艾迪？
'Sup,Second Place? 你好啊 亚军先生
Oh! And your sidekick here, 还有你的那个小跟班
Presvdonut. 总捅娄子那个
I didn't know you can have an approval rating so catatastrophic. 我真没想到你的民众 支持率居然会到了这个程度
- Okay,look,Eddie,here's what we need. - I know what you need. - 好的 听着 我们现在… - 我知道你们需要什么
You need the Fire Blaster. 你需要"无敌霹雳火"
Who's the Fire Blaster? "无敌霹雳火"是谁？
Me. That's my nickname,sugar buns. 我 这是我的外号 俏女士
Oh,yeah. That's right. The one you made up for yourself. 对 没错 是你自己起的
Yeah. Who cares who made it up? 是谁起的很重要吗？
It's totally tubular! 关键还要看真本事
Yeah. 当然
See,this is why I don't think I can have Brenner on my team. 瞧 这就是我为什么不想 与布伦纳为伍的原因
He's just not really a gamer. 他不是个真正的玩家
Break out a bag of quarters. Pick a game. I'll destroy you at it. 那你就准备好硬币 选一款游戏 我会虐死你
Oh,I'll pick a game,all right. 我会好好选的
- Okay. I'm leaving. - No,no,no. Hey,here,come on. - 好吧 我走啦 - 不不不 别走
Sit down. 坐下
Okay,in exchange for helping us, 好吧 作为交换条件
I will personally speak to the parole board about reducing your sentence. 我会亲自向假释委员会求情 请他们为你减刑
- Pass. - Pass? - 不行 - 不行？
That deal don't work for Eddie Plant. 对我来说远远不够
You want the Fire Blaster's help,he has some demands. 想要"霹雳火"出手 就得满足他的条件
Demands? 什么条件？
The Bifocal Blaster is here,by the way. 你们要请的还是个"四眼霹雳火"
I want an island. 我要一座岛屿
Oh,my God. 我的天呐
There are 18,617 named islands 在美国本土以及它的势力范围之内
that are part of the United States and its territories. 有18617座已经命名的岛屿
Not to mention all the countless unnamed ones, 更不用说那些不计其数的 还没有被命名的了
like the soon-to-be-called Edwahii. 比如即将被命名的 艾迪威夷
Mmm. You're not getting an island. 继续往下说
Then I want a full pardon. I wanna get outta here for good. 我要被完全赦免 彻底离开这里 永远
And after I do,I don't wanna pay no taxes like, 出去之后 我不想再为 各种税而
forever. 伤脑筋
And no sales tax. If I wanna buy some,for instance,gum, 其中包括营业税 比如我要去买口香糖
I wanna flash me a card that says "I saved the world." 我希望有张卡能告诉 他们谁拯救了世界
I don't have to pay no shitballs taxes on the gum. 而我不用再为口香糖 付什么狗屁税了
And I want a stealth-attack helicopter,like they fly over the Super Bowl 我还要一架隐形直升机就像超级碗上飞的那种
at my disposal,at all times. 这样我就能随时开着飞机兜风了
You know,so I can fly around. 如果世界还存在的话
If the world's still here,I don't wanna deal with traffic no more. 我可不想再为堵车而心烦了
And lastly, 最后一条…
I want you to set up a romantic rendezvous 你要在白宫林肯卧室
between me,Serena Williams and Martha Stewart 为我和赛琳娜·威廉姆斯 玛莎·斯图尔特
in the Lincoln Bedroom. 安排一场浪漫的约会
Number one. You're not getting a helicopter or any sort of flying or driving vehicle. 第一 不可能给你直升机或者 任何一种交通工具
Number two. I'm pretty sure the federal government 第二 我相信联邦政府的
could do without your income taxes and be fine. 税收离开了你还不至于崩溃
And number three. If you help us beat these things, 至于第三 如果你帮我们 打败了外星人
I think we can get you outta here. 我想我能让你离开这里
And the Martha-Serena sandwich? 那玛莎·赛琳娜三明治呢？
Pick one of 'em. We'll set up a coffee. 你选一个 我帮你约她喝咖啡
Serena Williams. And we are closed. 赛琳娜·威廉姆斯 我们成交了
Hello? 请讲
I understand. 我知道了
It's happening tonight. 时间是今晚
Where? 在哪儿？
New York City. 纽约市
Oh! Fuhgeddaboutit! 好戏要开始啦
Hello,Big Apple. 你好 大苹果
The cavalry has arrived. 关键时刻 救兵来啦
Thanks for comm'. 感谢你们的到来
We saw how you guys took care of the centipedes. 我们看到了你们怎么 搞定那些蜈蚣的
We hope you can do the same for us. 希望你们能够再接再厉
We hope so also. Well,what are we dealin' with? 希望如此 那么这次是 什么情况？
Over here. 跟我来
Rookie,just tell 'em what you saw. 小子… 说说你看到的
It was awful. 实在太可怕了
It was like one of those monster movies,you know? 这就像是电影里的怪物
But this time 不过这次
the monster was real. 怪物是真的
And who was this monster? 到底是什么样的怪物？
Pas-Man. 吃豆人
Pas-Man? Boom. That's my jam. 吃豆人？小意思
Let's get us some light cannons and blow this sucker back 我们可以用光子炮
to whatever planet it came from. 把它轰回它的星球去
No! No,light cannons don't kill Pas-Man. 不 不行 光子炮 杀不了吃豆人
Those little ghosts do. 只有那些鬼才可以
Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts. 那就去找点鬼吧
You want ghosts? 你想要鬼？
She's got ghosts. 她那儿就有鬼
We used the energy force-field technology from the cube 我们用这个东西的能量力场 给这四辆车
to develop four mini-generators for each of the cars. 配备了迷你能量发生器
Ghosts. 就是"鬼"
We're calling them XM950 attack modules. 我们把这个叫做 XM950攻击机
Okay and we're callin' 'em Mini Ghosts 好吧 那就索性叫迷你鬼
'cause we'll never remember what you just said. 那样就不会忘记你说的内容了
Why are there four of 'em? There's only three of us. Who's our fourth? 为什么是四辆？我们才三个 第四个是谁？
May I introduce to you Professor Toru lwatani. 请允许我向你们隆重介绍 岩谷彻教授
The creator of Pac-Man. 吃豆人的创作者
You speak Japanese? 你还会说日语？
No. 蒙的
Sir,what an honor. 我们深感荣幸
Thanks for all the joy you brought to our lives. 感谢您给我们的生活带来了欢乐
Awesome. 太帅了
I made your game my bitch. 我把你的游戏当成婊子
What is a 什么是？
"bitch"? 婊子？
Don't worry about it. He's a criminal. 还是别问了 他就这样
- You all right? - Yeah. - 你没事吧？- 没事
Okay,now,assuming they play by the rules of the game like they did with Centipede, 好吧 现在的玩法和 你们在蜈蚣游戏里一样
if you guys hit Pas-Man three times with this energy field,we win. 你们只要用能量场 打它们三次就赢了
Ludlow's right. You do smell good. 勒德洛说的对 你确实很香
- Good luck. - Yeah. - 祝你好运 - 当然
Gentlemen,I'll be sending Pas-Man's current coordinates 先生们 我会把吃豆人现在的坐标
to each of your car's GPSes. 发送到你们车上的定位系统里
Let's locate and eliminate. 让我们找到它 把它消灭
Come on,guys. 加油 伙计们
Pas-Man's a bad guy? 吃豆人是个坏家伙？
Pas-Man is not bad! 它一点儿也不坏
I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world. 创造它是为了把快乐 带给全世界的人
They have brainwashed him! 它肯定是被洗脑了
Deep down,he's kind,gentle. 内心里 它是温柔的 善良的
Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with. 你可以对它倾诉烦恼 还能和你一起吃汉堡
You'll see. 瞧着吧
Professor lwatani,get back in the car! 教授 请你马上回到车里来
Professor lwatani,what are you doin'? 岩谷教授 你在干什么？
I will talk to him. He's my son! 跟它谈谈 它是我的孩子
No,that's a bad idea. 不 这主意糟透了
Hello, 你好
my sweet little boy. 我最亲爱的孩子
Look how big you've grown! 你都长这么大了
I'm so proud of you. 我真为你骄傲
It's so sweet. He's so sweet. 太温馨了 他太善良了
But all these destructive things you're doing, 可是你却破坏了那么多东西
it's wrong. 这是错的
I'm your father. 我是你的父亲
I know 我知道
you're a good boy. 你是个好孩子
No! 不
Somebody kill this stupid bitch! 快杀了这个该死的混蛋
That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there. 这家伙对教授的态度比匹诺曹 对老木匠态度还糟糕
All right,losers! 跑了 失败者
It's three on one. 三对一
Let's hit it. 一起上
Pas-Man's faster than I remember. 这家伙跑的比我 印象里要快
Pas-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. 吃豆人的速度 比鬼的速度要快
We're gonna have to outmaneuver his ass. 我们必须使用战术打败它
Wonderfro,you and Silver Medal break off. 你们从后绕过去
I'll stay with Big Yellow. 我对付这个大黄球
Whoa,Eddie,how did you do that so fast? 艾迪 你怎么能追的上它呢？
'Cause I'm the champ,Lieutenant Long Legs. 因为我是冠军 美女长官
Nope! 没门
What's up? 怎么着？
Oh,yeah! 来吧
Good one,Eddie. 干的漂亮 艾迪
One doWn. 干掉一个
Two to go! 还有两个
All right,Pas-Man Number Two 二号吃豆人在4个街区外出现了
just regenerated four streets away headed northbound. 向北方向前进 正向北移动
Turn east at the next intersection. 请在下一个十字路口向东转
Brenner,go straight. 布伦纳 继续向右
Got it. 收到
Ludlow,go left. 勒德洛 向左
Eddie,at the next intersection,turn left. 艾迪 在下一个十字路口向左转
We got him! 截住他
He's got nowhere to go! 看他还能往哪跑
Oh,God. No! 我的天呐 不
"Oh,God. No," what? 你在鬼叫什么？
He ate the power pellet. 他吃了个超级炸弹
Pas-Man's got 1 O seconds where he can eat us. 在10秒钟之内 他可以随便吃我们
Why me? 为什么是我？
Oh,God. Don't eat me,don't eat me,don't eat me. 上帝 别吃我
Please,please,don't eat me! 别吃我 求你了
Guys! Help! 啊 救命啊
I'm gonna die a virgin! 我还没有碰过女人呢
Why are you doing this to me? 为什么要这样对我？
You've been brainwashed! 你肯定是被洗脑了
You're a good boy! 你应该是个好孩子
Ludlow,run! Pump your legs! Go,baby! 勒德洛 跑 赶紧跑 快啊 伙计
Attaboy,Eddie! 漂亮 艾迪
You just got fire-blasted,sucka. 无敌霹雳火可不是白叫的 笨蛋
What? 怎么？
How the hell did he get over there so fast? 他居然这么快就赶到了
Way to go,Champ- 干的漂亮 冠军
Aren't you glad you sprung me,Second Place? 难道你不高兴我出来了吗 亚军
Yeah,thrilled. 高兴 高兴极了
One more to go and it's happy hour. 就差一个了 现在是欢乐时光
So I guess they're just leaving me here. 看来他们打算扔下我不管了
Now it's time for the hat trick. 现在该上演帽子戏法了
Wow! 啊
Brenner,it's on you. 布伦纳 就看你的了
There are still three other power pellets out there. 现在还有另外3个超级炸弹
So stay alert. 要提高警惕
I got this. 我一定要成功
If I don't, 否则的话
the world ends. 世界就会毁灭
Can't let that happen. 决不能让他得逞
Come on,Brenner. Come on. 加油 布伦纳 加油
Brenner,he's leading you directly towards one of the power pellets. 布伦纳 它直接把你带向了 其中的一个超级炸弹
Get out of there. 快离开那
One. 一
What the hell is he doing? 你想干什么？
Two. 二
Damn it,Brenner. I have a son who I'd like to see grow up. 喂 布伦纳 我还想 亲眼看着自己的儿子长大呢
Three. You'll see your boy grow up. 三 你会看着他长大的
Four. 四
Brenner,get out! He's going to eat you! 布伦纳 快走 他马上要吃了你
Five. 五
Six. 六
Seven. 七
Eight. 八
Nine. 九
Ten. 十
You did it! Brenner! That's the one,baby! 你成功了 布伦纳 你真是好样的
He's over here! 快出来吧
Fire Blaster,I love you! 你是英雄 我爱你
Hey,guys! 嘿 伙计们
Sorry. Coming through. I'm one of tonight's heroes. Sorry. 抱歉 让一下 我也是 今晚的英雄之一嘛 抱歉
Hey! 嘿
Hey. 嘿
Check it out. 嗨 看看这个
I think I might have found our next trophy. 我好像找到了我们的第二个战利品
It's Q*bert. 是Q伯特
Yeah,I know! I know. 对 就是它 就是它
Can I kill it? 我能杀了他吗？
No! 不行
Let's get to know him a little bit. Ask him some questions. 我们应该多了解它一点 问他一些问题
And then we'll kill him. 然后再杀了他
I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him. 开个玩笑 用毯子把它盖起来
- Mr. President! - Mr. President! - 总统先生 - 总统先生
- Yes,Hal. - Mr. President, - 是 哈尔 - 这位先生
your approval ratings have tripled since this crisis began. 总统先生 这次危机发生以后 您的支持率提升了三倍
Do you feel the heretofore sanguine causata 到目前为止 您觉得积极乐观的措施
are tracking toward an auspicious denouement? 最终一定会导致令人满意的结局吗？
Oh,shut up,Hal. 把嘴闭上 哈尔
You're just using big words to try to make him look like an idiot. 您这么生僻的词 明显是在 难为总统先生
We love you,Mr. President. Thank you for saving us. 我们爱你 总统先生 谢谢你救了我们
Please,don't thank me. 其实 你们不必感谢我
It's Sam Brenner and his team who have brought us here to the brink of victory. 是萨姆·布伦纳和他的团队 让我们看到了胜利的希望
And we understand you're holding a soirée in their honor. 我们也知道您正以他们的名义
Is that a good idea when another attack may be imminent? 举办了一场晚宴 在下一场 袭击来临之前 这么做
No need to worry. 是否合适呢？
They will have their Arcader uniforms on underneath their tuxes, 你们不用担心 他们的晚礼服下面 会穿制服的
ready to go at a moment's notice. 一有情况可以随时行动
And for the record,Hal, 我可以正式回答你 哈尔
I happen to know what several of those big words meant. 我知道你说的积极乐观是什么意思
I drank a few cold sanguines on my last trip to México. 我上次去墨西哥的时候 喝过几个唧唧易拉罐
Bite on that,Hal! 你真阴险 哈尔
ALL; You! You! You! You! You! 阴险 阴险 阴险
总统简报
I don't know what would be worse. 真不知道哪个更糟糕
Them failing, 他们的失败…
or them actually pulling this off. 还是他们真的会成功
What was that,Jim? 你说什么呢 吉姆？
Can you shut up for five seconds? 你就不能给我安静一会儿吗？
We need to increase the rate of fire. 我们还需要提高发射速率
Now you already calculated that in your beautiful mind,didn't you? 你已经在你那漂亮的脑袋里 计算过了 对不对？
There's no rhyme or reason to this game. 这个游戏怎么一点逻辑性都没有
I mean,where are the patterns? He just attacks out of left field. 我是说没有固定模式 攻击总是出乎意料
Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? 模式？你能把吃豆人和蜈蚣玩的那么好
You memorized the patterns? 是因为你记住了模式？
Yeah. Only way to beat these things. 没错 这是获胜的唯一办法
Count the bullets,calculate the speed,crunch the numbers. 记住子弹数量 计算运动速度 这些都吃透了
Where's the fun in that? 这有什么意思？
Oh,boy. Why? What do you do? 啊 小子 那你有什么办法？
You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die. 只要装成那个在游戏里不能死的角色
Yeah,that sounds cool,but it's not gonna work every time. 对 这倒也不错 但这招 不是每次都管用
Well,that's why you have your reset button. 所以才需要那个重置按钮
Yeah,we didn't have those growin' up. 对 我们那时候可没这个
Most violent game I've ever seen. 这是我见过的最暴力的游戏
I don't think it's healthy for you. 我觉得有损你的健康
It's fine. I can handle it. 没关系 我受得了
No,I'm not talkin' to you. I'm talkin' to homeboy. 不 我说不是你 我说的是那家伙
So much blood! 好多的血啊
Yeah. Hey. You know what'll cheer you up? 没错 嘿 知道这是什么吗？
- A cheese ball. - Yep. - 奶酪球 - 好啊
Come on,suck one up. 来 吸一个
Take a handful. 再吸一把
That was smooth. That was very smooth. 动作很熟练 动作非常娴熟
You know,we should get him some exercise. 这家伙很有潜力 你要训练一下
Maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit? 让它到蹦床上去试试？
Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline! 蹦床 蹦蹦床
Okay. How about me and him do that 好吧 那我带他去玩蹦床
while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night? 你去邀请妈妈参加明晚的舞会怎么样？
Unfortunately,I'm not attracted to your mother. 很遗憾 我对你妈妈一点想法也没有
Bullcrap. 撒谎
You're right,I am. Okay. 对 我撒谎了 好了
Here. Finish these. 给 都吃光吧
You're gettin' chubby. 越来越甜咯
Hi. 嗨
So... 那么…
So... 那？
Sorry! 抱歉
Again! Again! Again! Again! 再来 再来 再来
So I'm feeling obligated to make an appearance at that thing tomorrow night. 那么 既然明天晚上的舞会 我们都必须得参加
I was wondering,when you got there, 我在想 等你到了
if possibly you'd like to hang out with me while I was there? 如果我也在的话 能不能请你 跟我一起待一会儿？
- Like a date? - Like a date,but... - 就像约会？- 像约会 但…
I dunno about that. 我可不知道
I'm a snob. I have mental problems,so... 我势利眼 我精神有问题 所以…
Well,you know,you are and you do, 噢 没错 你的确是这样
but I'm willin' to overlook that for the evening. 不过明天晚上我可以忽略这些
Okay. 好吧
- You will? - Mmm-hmm. - 同意了？- 嗯
Three,four. 三 四
- Thank you. Thank you. - Thanks. 谢谢 谢谢
Nice welcome,for a change,huh? 热烈的场面不错
Bring it down,Travolta. Bring it down. 冷静 亲爱的 冷静
They love the Big Man! Good to see the respect,pal. 他们喜欢大人物 看他们对你多恭敬啊
Well,lookie here,Serena. 看看吧 赛琳娜
They threw me a big party to thank me for savin' the world. 他们为拯救了世界的我 准备了多么盛大的晚会
And you get to stand next to me all night. 你可以整个晚上都待在我身边
- Champagne,sir? - Thanks. - 香槟 先生 - 谢谢
- They promised me an island if I did this. - Ah. 他们答应给我一座岛 我才来的
I'm dying to meet Sam's new ladyfriend. 我真期待见到萨姆的女朋友
She's nothin'. It's just a little hangin' out thing. 那没什么 我就是随便约了玩
Yeah,right. 对
Is she pretty,Will? 她漂亮吗 威尔？
Uh,define pretty. I mean,you're pretty. 分对谁 我觉得 你最漂亮
- Extremely pretty. - Thank you. - 谁都比不了 - 谢谢
She,I think,in the classical sense of the word,is certainly... I mean,I feel... 她呢 我觉得 按传统的标准来看 应该是…
- Brenner,help me out here. - No,you're doing great. 布伦纳 快帮我想想 - 不 你说的很好
- keep going. - Okay. - 继续 - 好
Uh,You know,she,for military personnel,certainly. 好吧 如果按军方的标准来看
I mean... 我是说
You're the First Lady, 你是第一夫人
she's a 10. 她只能排第十
Hey,Brenner. 嘿 布伦纳
Excuse me for a second. 对不起 失陪一会儿
Come on,Matty. Let's dance! 来啊 马蒂 我们跳舞吧
You look nice in a tux. 你穿这礼服挺帅的
Green's officially my favorite color now. 绿色才是我现在最喜欢的颜色
I have a question for you. 我想问个问题
President said I'm on call tonight,so I can only have half a beer. 总统说我今晚要随时待命 所以我只能喝半瓶啤酒
I know you like drinkin' out of sippy cups, 我知道你喜欢用吸管来喝酒 不过
but wanna split a bottle with me? 能跟我分一瓶酒吗？
What happened? 怎么？
- You brushed your teeth. - Yes! Yes. - 你刷牙了 - 没错 刷牙了
All right. Lead the way. 好吧 带路
You got it. 遵命
So let's hear about Sinnamon. What does she look like? 跟我说说西纳姆吧 她漂亮吗？
- Oh,God. Are you kidding? - I wanna know. - 你开玩笑 - 我想知道
She's a husband-stealing Pilates teacher. She's hot! 她是个很勾人的普拉提教练 非常性感
And limber. 身体柔软
That doesn't matter. 这不是问题
Yes! Actually,it does. 是的 事实上是的
She's not perfect,though,right? 但她并不完美 不是吗？
Girls like that who steal husbands, 那些抢人家丈夫的女孩
they always got one thing wrong with them. 身上总会有些地方不对劲
Come on. 想想
- Her forehead's too big? - No. - 她的脑门特别大？- 不
- Mole on the chin? - No. - 下巴上有痣 - 不
- Two different nostrils? - No! - 两个鼻孔不一样？- 不
She's flawless. 她很完美
She is. 我觉得
I mean,her eyes. Okay,her eyes are a little far apart. 她的眼睛 对 没错 眼睛距离有点远
Kind of looks like a flounder. 有点像比目鱼
There it is! Good. 说的太对了
So tonight,your dopey ex-husband's gonna be lookin' into those eyes and sayin', 很好 所以今晚你那愚蠢的前夫 将会看着这双眼睛说:
"What kind of choice did I make? 我怎么选了这么个东西
"I used to stare into the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, 我已经习惯了看着那双 我见过的最漂亮的眼睛
"and now I'm stuck starin' at the Filet 0' Fish sandwich." 可现在却不得不看着这支麦香鱼汉堡
Did you just say I have beautiful eyes? 你在夸我的眼睛漂亮
While insulting the other chick. 也是在骂那个蠢货
Wow. That is really,really,really,really good. 哇 你真是特别特别会说话
Thank you. 谢谢
Can I have some of that? No? I thought we were splitting it. 能给我留一点吗？不 说好是分着喝的
You know,everybody's like, 知道吗 每个人都在说
"Brenner this" and "Brenner that." 布伦纳这个 布伦纳那个
But make no mistake,Fire Blaster's the leader of this crew. 但是别弄错了 无敌霹雳火 才是这个团队的灵魂
Who's the Fire Blaster again? 那谁是无敌霹雳火呢？
Me,Serena! All right,lemme just cut to the chase here. 我 赛琳娜 我给你挑重点说吧
Fire Blaster's been in prison for eight years. 无敌霹雳火在监狱里
He hasn't been with a woman since '05. 待了8年 05年起就没碰过女人
You're in for the time of your life. 对你来说幸福的时刻到了
You even think about touching me,I'm gonna smack you through the wall. 你要是敢碰我 我一巴掌 把你拍到墙里去
Mmm. I'd have it no other way. 干嘛那么凶嘛
Should've gone with Martha Stewart. 就应该找玛莎·斯图尔特
At least then,I'd have a tasty panini cooked for me or some shit. 最起码 尝尝三明治什么的
So,what are you gonna do after all this? 这件事之后你想做什么？
You gonna go back to the Nerd Brigade? 还回家电公司去工作？
Wow. 哇
Yeah,yeah,yeah. 对 对
Probably. I mean... 可能吧 不然…
What else would I do? 还能去做什么呢？
I mean,it just seems like someone with your skills, 我只是觉得 你有这么一手好技术
you'd be better off inventing technology rather than installing it. 应该去做技术发明 而不是 去做安装调试工作
No,of course. I would love to do somethin' different. 不 当然了 我也很想 去尝试不同的职业
You know,I had my shot 其实在我小的时候
when I was a kid in the arcades. 曾经有个机会在游戏方面
But 可是
I blew it. 我没抓住
Yeah,I always think maybe my life would've been different. 我经常想我的生活应该是另一个样子
Any time I'm getting on a roll, 每次当我取得一点小成绩
or I feel like everything's going great, 或者觉得一切都很顺利的时候
that giant ape throws another barrel at me. 大猩猩就会再扔一只桶过来
But it's all good. Don't worry. 不过 没关系的 不用担心
Hooyah. "呼呀"
Ladies and gentlemen,I am proud to introduce a special message 女士们先生们 我很荣幸地为大家 献上一段特别的视频
to the Arcaders from the students of PS 427 是纽约市427公立小学的学生们送给
in New York City. 英雄玩家的
New York was in trouble. 纽约面临着生死关头
Pac-Man caused a ruckus. 吃豆人横行暴走
But the Arcaders saved us. 英雄玩家出手相救
'Cause they're bad mother... 打的坏蛋屁滚尿流
People of Earth, 地球的人类
you have violated the rules of warfare,dudes. 你们已经违反了战争法则
Violated the rules? - 伙计们 - 违反了法则？
Because of this,you forfeit and your planet is now ours. 也就是你们输了 你们的星球是我们的了
Dudes,in 12 hours, 伙计们 12小时后
we'll commence with the all-out destruction of Earth. 我们首先将对地球实施毁灭性打击
After that,we will sing this about your precious planet. 在那之后 把这首歌送给你们 心爱的星球
What the heck are they talkin' about? 他说的到底是什么意思？
Where you goin',Fire Blaster? 你要去哪啊 无敌霹雳火？
Oh,hey,kid. Uh... 嘿 孩子
I told Serena I needed to get some air,you know? 我跟赛琳娜出来透透气 知道吗
Only known her half an hour and she's already like, 刚跟她认识半个小时 她就不停地说
"Mrs. Fire Blaster this. Mrs. Fire Blaster that." 无敌霹雳火这个 无敌霹雳火那个
A cop fished these out of the East River the night you fell in. 这是你掉河里那天晚上 一个警察从河里找到的
I was gonna give 'em back to you, 我本来想还给你的
but I saw some interesting things written on the inside of the lenses. 可是我发现在镜片的内侧 写着些有趣的东西
The Pac-Man cheat code for super-speed. 吃豆人加速作弊码
- You're a cheater. - So what? - 你作弊了 - 那又怎样
I used cheat codes back in the day to help me dominate. 以前我一直用它去赢得各种比赛 所以我就想
So I figured,why not use it for the big show. And it worked. 为什么不能用在这场最大的比赛上呢 很有效果
You've been a cheater your whole life? 难道你一生都在作弊？
No. 不
Only since I was 10. 是从我10岁开始的
That's how I beat your boy Brenner at the World Championship. Oh,yeah. 就是那次世界冠军赛上 我打败了你的朋友布伦纳
I owe everything I have to these bitchin' shades. 这副酷酷的眼镜让我赢得了一切
What did you do? 你干的好事
I didn't do anything. I thought we obeyed every rule. 我什么也没干 我认为我们一点也没犯规
Ya thought wrong,civilian! 你认为个屁
We squandered our one chance on you! 我们把宝全押在你身上
A hi-fi repair man. 一个家电维修工
But I swear... 可是我发誓…
But nothin'! You heard Hall & Oates! You blew it! 发誓个屁 录像上的话你没听见吗？你搞砸了
I've seen your files. 我看过你的档案
You've never accomplished a damn thing in your entire life. 你从小到大 就没干成过一件事
Brenner won two battles,Admiral. That's two more than you. 他打赢了两场战役 司令官 是你的两倍
I wouldn't get smart with me,Colonel. 没人敢这么跟我说话 中校
You were all over this sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time. 你故意依赖这个一事无成的无赖
Sometimes I wonder if you're not working for the Martians yourself! 有时候我真的怀疑 你是不是在为外星人工作
Drop dead,Admiral. 你去死吧 老家伙
You're done. 你死定了
All right. Hey,guys! That's enough. Listen. 行了 伙计们 够了 听着
We tried something. It didn't work. 不管怎么说 我们努力了
What is that? 怎么回事？
Matty! 马蒂
I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I am so sorry. 真不敢相信 他们把马蒂抓走了 我很难过
Well,there's gotta be somethin' we can do. 好了 得做点什么
Where's Eddie? 艾迪在哪？
Eddie. Yeah. He crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again. 艾迪 对 早溜进了耗子洞 不会再出来了
Chewie won't take my calls. 楚巴卡不接电话
Violet got the boot. We're on our own,guys. 维奥莱塔被开除了 只能靠我们自己了
This feels like my planet. 就好像在我们星球一样
No fun. No laughter. Only war. 没有欢乐 没有笑声 只有战争
Wait. 等等
Wait a second. Q*bert is from there. He knows all their secrets. 先等一下 Q伯特来自那里 他知道他们所有的秘密
We were once a happy planet. 我们那曾经是个欢乐的星球
Before you threatened us. 在你们威胁我们之前
But we didn't threaten you! You saw footage of old games. 我们没有威胁你们 你们看到的视频是以前的游戏
They do not know they are games. 他们哪知道那是游戏啊
Well,why don't you tell them that,Q*bert,and stop them? 那你可以告诉他们 Q伯特 阻止他们
It's too late. 已经太晚了
And now the mothership is creating millions of video-game warriors 现在母舰已经召集了几百万 游戏里的勇士
to destroy your planet. 准备摧毁你们
Look,all we have to do is get inside the mothership and try to stop them. 听着 现在唯一可行的就是 进入母舰内部 想办法阻止他们
We can rescue Matty while we're up there. 同时还可以把马蒂救出来
Up there. You wanna go up there? 去哪 你说去哪？
I don't know about that. You know,they took away our light cannons. 我认为很不明智 要知道 他们收走了你的光子炮
I don't think that's such a good idea. 那太不明智了
We have something better than light cannons. 我们有比光子炮更厉害的武器
We have a positive can-do attitude. 那就是我们积极乐观的态度
I'm kidding. We are all gonna die. 开玩笑的 肯定是有去无回了
I'm just... 我只是…
Sorry. 抱歉
Are you sure we wanna do this? 你确定这样能行？
I mean,maybe we could just find another planet to live on. 我是说 也许咱们换个星球也行啊
Shut up,dude. We're gettin' on that ship. 我们必须得登上母舰
And the only way to do that is to get directly under it. 到那下面去 这是到达的最佳方法
That's the only way in. 那是母舰的唯一入口
Arcaders are comin'! Don't worry! 黑衣人赶来了 大家快躲
Come on! Come on! Come on! Go! 快 快 快走
Stay with me! 跟上我们
Nobody's better at the crane game than me. 抓娃娃没人比我更强了
Chewie? 楚巴卡？
What's with the disguise,buddy? 你怎么戴着面具出来了？
They tried to take me to some underground bunker, 他们要把我带到地下的避难所去
so I went rogue. 所以我就溜出来了
Oh,yeah! 天呐
Wonder Kid,you gotta stay on the ground. These people need protection. 传奇小子 你必须留在地面 负责保护这些人
Oh,thank God. 谢天谢地
Hey,live long,laugh much,love often. 多保重 多开心 多恩爱
Yeah. 好
That's it. 行了吧
No. 别来劲了
Back it up. 离我远点
Thanks for bein' my friend. 有你做朋友真好
'Course,buddy. I love ya. 当然 伙计 我爱你
Now go kick some ass. 我们去踢他们的屁股
Mr. President,may I have a light cannon? 总统先生 能给我光子炮吗？
Don't tell anyone I killed a Smurf. 可别说是我杀了蓝精灵
Hey! 嘿
Get away from those kids now! 给我离那些孩子远点
Please? 可以吗？
Hey! 嘿
I spent most of my formative years 我曾经在那段青葱岁月里
trying to figure out a way to bring you to life 整天想着怎么把你变成真人
all Weird Science-style. 就像《摩登保姆》里那样
I used every birthday wish, 每次过生日许愿
every 11:11 on the clock, 每一次看着11:11分的钟表
every little chicken wishbone I could find,andladybug. 每一根我能找到的许愿骨和瓢虫
I prayed for this. 都在祈祷这个
But apparently,you don't feel the same. 不过显然你没有同感
Okay. We're under it,Q*bert. Now what? 好了 我们到了 Q伯特 然后怎么办？
Well,well,well. 哇哇哇
Look who's here. 看看是谁来了
Q*bert the traitor 大叛徒Q伯特
and his cheating friends. 还有他的骗子朋友们
Come to beg for a second chance? 让星球苟延残喘的机会？
You're in luck. The boss wants to meet ya in person. 你们很幸运 老板想要亲自接见你们
So come on up! 快快滚上来吧
If you defeat him,you save your planet and destroy our warriors. 如果你能打败他 就能拯救你们星球 消灭我们的勇士
But if you lose... 如果你输了
See you on the other side. 我们上面见吧
You are so powerful,just as I... 你太厉害了 跟我想象的一样
You win! I'm not gonna fight you anymore,okay? 你赢了 我再也不会跟你打了 行吗？
I know that you have love in your heart, 我知道你内心充满了爱
and I know that I could make you happy,but if you need to kill me, 我还知道我可以让你幸福 但你如果一定要杀了我
then you're just gonna have to go ahead and kill me. 那你就来动手杀了我
At least I can die a happy man knowing that I found true love. 至少我很开心在临死之前 知道自己找到了真爱
And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams. 赛琳娜·威廉姆斯那个贱人 甚至都不肯跟我握个手
Didn't think I'd see you again. 没想到我们又见面了
I had to prove to myself and to the world that I could do this without cheating. 我得向自己证明 也向世界证明 不作弊我也能赢
Wait,you cheated? 什么 你作弊了？
Moving on. 准备行动
You gonna introduce me to your girlfriend? 不打算介绍一下你的女朋友？
Fiancée. 未婚妻
Where are we,Q*bert? What is this place? 这是哪 Q伯特 这是在什么地方？
I don't know. 我不知道
But I'm scared. 但是我好怕
Great. 很好
What is that noise? 这是什么声音？
What the hell was that? 到底是怎么回事？
Donkey Kong. 大金刚
The one game you suck at. 你最不擅长的游戏
Yeah. 对
Mom,up here! 妈妈 我在这
Matty! 马蒂
Mom! 妈妈
Where the hell is my mama? 我妈妈在哪？
We're coming for you,honey! 我们来救你了 宝贝
Oh,no. 噢 不
There's too many of them! 实在太多了
This way! 这边走
Only one way to beat this game. Jump! 想过关只有一个办法 跳
Up the ladder! Fast! 往上爬 快
Incoming! 小心上面
Q*bert! Look out! Q伯特 当心
Q*bert! Q伯特
I can't do this. There's no pattern. 我玩不了这个 根本没有规律
Pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die. 把你当成游戏里不想死的那个人
I don't wanna die! 我是不想死
I couldn't even beat Eddie Plant! 我连艾迪·普拉特都打不过
Eddie Plant's a cheater! That's why he was so good in New York. 艾迪作弊了 所以他在纽约才那么厉害
He used cheat codes. 他用了作弊码
He did the same thing to you when you were kids. 你们小时候的比赛 他也作弊了
You know what that means,right? 你知道那意味着什么 对吗？
I'm the Donkey Kong champion of the world. 我是大金刚游戏世界冠军
And the Donkey Kong champion of the world doesn't need patterns. 一个大金刚游戏世界冠军不需要找规律
Reset button. 没什么可怕的
∮ Buddy you're a boy make a big noise ∮ 伙计 你是个只会大声嚷嚷的孩子
∮ Playing in the street gonna be a big man some day ∮ 在街头鬼混 希望有一天能成为大人物
∮ You got mud on your face ∮ 你搞得灰头土脸
Freeze,Chewie! 别动 楚巴卡
∮ Kickin' your can all over the place ∮ 把铁罐到处踢来踢去
∮ Singing We will,we will rock you ∮ 唱吧 我们将要震撼你
Brenner! 布伦纳
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
Mom,Mom! Q*bert's not dead! 妈妈 妈妈 Q伯特他没死
Help me! Help me! 救命 救命啊
Nah,I'm pretty sure he's dead,Matty. 他肯定活不了 马蒂
Mom! 妈妈
Please. 救命啊
Okay,fine. 好吧
What? No! 什么？不
No! 不
∮ We will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
Violet,get outta there! 维奥莱特 快点上来
Look out! 当心
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
We're trapped! 太多了
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
Brenner! 布伦纳
∮ We will,we will rock you ∮ 我们将要震撼你
Here,grab onto my mighty hammer. 来 抓住我的大锤子
You loved saying that. 你总那么流氓
Yes,I did. 对 没错
Brenner! Whatever you're doing,please hurry up! 布伦纳 在干什么呢 快点
I've been waitin' to do this since 1982. 从1982年那天起 我就等着这一刻呢
Matty! Oh,God! 马蒂 天呐
- You okay? - Yeah. - 你没事吧？- 没事
You were so awesome down there! 你刚才真是太帅了
You're my second favorite president. You know Obama's still my man,right? 你是我第二喜欢的总统 因为奥巴马是我的偶像 知道吗？
Oh,okay. 好了
Hey! We won! 我们赢了
No more taxes! 不用交税了
We did it,baby! 我们成功了 亲爱的
We did it. 我们成…
No. 不
No. No! 不 不
Lady Lisa! 我的丽莎
No! 不
Eddie,never thought I'd see you again. 艾迪 没想到还能再见到你
Brenner,I just wanted to say I'm sorry for cheatin' back in the day when we was kids, 布伦纳 我想对你说很抱歉 我不但在我们小的时候作弊了
and for cheatin' again more recently. 而且在不久之前再一次作弊
I'm not goin' back to prison for that,am I? 我绝对不能再回到监狱里去了
No,but you need to admit to Brenner that he's the best in the world. 行 但你必须承认布伦纳 是世界上最棒的
Eh,no way. 没门
Prison. 监狱
Brenner, 布伦纳
you are the best 你是世界上
in the world 最棒的
at the Donkey Kong. 大金刚冠军
That's right. I am. 我的确是
Ludlow. What's the matter,buddy? 勒德洛 你怎么了 伙计？
I finally had the one thing I wanted 我终于实现了愿望
and now I'm back to being all alone. 但现在又一无所有了
Lady Lisa,she made an appearance. 丽莎女士 她变成真人了
And while you guys were out,you know,savin' the world,you kind of destroyed his. 不过刚才你们拯救了这个世界 却毁了他的世界
Oh,that's horrible. 真是太不幸了
It's just,how come he gets to stay? Why are you still here? 可是 他怎么没消失 你怎么还在这？
I'm sorry. 我很抱歉
Q*bert's a trophy. Q伯特是奖品
And I guess we get to keep the trophies. 我猜是我们能保留奖品
Yeah. 对
Q*bert,what is it? Q伯特 你怎么了？
Wait,no one else is weirded out by this? That was just Q*bert. 你们不觉得别扭吗？他好像在吻Q伯特
- Mr. President! Please! - Yes,Renee. - 总统先生 - 芮妮
Mr. President,are we out of danger? 总统先生 危机已经解除了吗？
Yes. In fact,I am pleased to announce 是的 没错 我高兴地宣布
I have brokered a peace treaty with the alien invaders. 来自外星入侵的威胁已经彻底消除了
This peace is due to,and only due to 这次胜利归功于
the bravery of the Arcaders, 完全归功于游戏玩家 勇敢的行动
who,against all odds,stepped up and saved us all. 他们不畏艰难 不惧挑战 拯救了我们
Eddie Plant, 艾迪·普拉特
Ludlow Lamonsoff, 勒德洛·拉姆索夫
Sam Brenner, 萨姆·布伦纳
and Lieutenant Colonel Violet Van Patten 还有维奥莱特·凡·帕顿中校
are American heroes. 是美国的英雄
World heroes. 世界的英雄
"World hero"? I guess you're not a nerd anymore. 世界英雄 你不再是卑微的维修工了
You don't want me to stop being a nerd,ever. 我想一辈子都做维修工
Why is that? 那是为什么？
'Cause like I said,nerds are the greatest kissers. 我曾经对你说过 维修工很擅长接吻
I'll be the judge of that. 那得试试看
我们在林肯办公室等你
片名：像素大战
游戏结束
一年后
Hey,kids. Daddy's home. 嗨 孩子们 爸爸回来了
- Daddy! - Daddy! Daddy! - 爸爸 - 爸爸 爸爸
- Dad! Dad! - Daddy! Daddy! - 爸爸 - 爸爸 爸爸
Daddy! Daddy! 爸爸 爸爸