早上好。这里是教皇约翰·保罗二世。 Buongiorno. You have reached Pope John Paul ll.
我现在不能接电话，但如果你留下... ... 你的名字和电话号码，在哔声后... ... 我会尽快回复你。 I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave... your name and a number after the sound of the beep... l'll get back to you as soon as heavenly possible.
记住，请等待哔声。 Remember, please wait for the beep.
她来了。 Here she comes.
你好,Marcello?这是菲比。我一直在街上走…我在想我到底想说什么…我终于知道我该说什么了…所以我就用我想出来的方式说，好吗? Hello, Marcello? This is Phoebe. l've been walking the streets... trying to figure out exactly what l want to say... and l finally figured out what l do want to say...so l'll just say it the way l figured it out, OK?
我在罗马。我花光了所有的钱这样我们就能共度余生了。 l'm here in Rome. l spent every cent l had to get here... so we could spend the rest of our lives together.
你想起来了吗，马塞洛? Does that ring a bell, Marcello?
我对天发誓，我真的以为你不一样。 Honest to God, l really thought you were different.
那晚你在泳池边说你爱我我相信你。 When you said you loved me that night by the pool... l believed you.
当人们说这种话的时候，我真的相信他们。 l actually believe people when they say things like that.
是的，我买了!老菲比又被烧伤了……但还有什么新鲜的呢?嘿，我在胡言乱语，然后… Yep, l bought it! Old Phoebe gets burned again... but what else is new? So, hey, l'm rambling, and...
我今天过得很糟糕。 l'm having a bad day.
嘿!这是我的午餐! Hey! That's my lunch!
哦,上帝!毁了一个完美的面包! Oh, God! Ruined a perfectly good bun!
我已经没有什么可以给予的了!我很抱歉。 l have nothing more to give! l'm sorry.
我还记得你签我的那天。 l remember the day you signed me.
你说过我会成为下一个阿尔·帕西诺。 You said l'd be the next Al Pacino.
但如果你不帮我找工作…在我下次交房租之前，我有大麻烦了。 But if you don't land me a job... before my next rent check is due, l'm in serious trouble.
我想你应该找另一个经纪人…我对不起,朱利安。 l think you should find another agent... l'm sorry, Julian.
应该由我来道歉。 l should be the one to apologize.
你知道我。我是个爱抱怨的人。 You know me. l'm a chronic whiner.
这是我的爱好。你知道的。 lt's like a hobby with me. You know that.
再见,朱利安。祝你一切顺利。 Good-bye, Julian. l wish you the best.
你犯了个大错，卡拉。 You're making a big mistake, Carla.
我告诉你，亲爱的。我给你整个周末。 l'll tell you what, honey. l'll give you the whole weekend.
想想。我星期一给你打电话，好吗? Think about it. l'll call you Monday, all right?
如果那时他们还没切断我的电话。 lf they haven't disconnected my phone by then.
我现在是什么，坐在牛奶骨头上吗? What am l, sitting on a Milk Bone now?
你能出去吗? Will you get outta here?
这东西是有人拥有的吗? Does somebody own this thing, or what?
至少等我回家后，我可以做夏季stock…路演……也许猫了。都看到了吗? At least when l get back home, l can do summer stock... a road show... maybe Cats again. Ever see that?
你会喜欢的。你知道你是个很好的倾听者吗? You would love that. You know you're a very good listener?
你为什么不能做个女人?哇!看看你! Why can't you be a woman? Whoa! Look at you!
你妈妈一定很有钱吧?哟!蒙特卡罗! Your mommy must be very loaded, huh? Yo! Monte Carlo!
她就在那儿。我一直在到处找你。 There she is. l've been looking all over for you.
-谢谢，Mio cane先生。-这是你的狗? - Scusi, signore Mio cane. - This is your dog?
——哦。你是美国人。——朱利安·彼得斯。 - Oh. You're American. - Julian Peters.
——菲比。——菲比什么? - Phoebe. - Phoebe what?
——菲比。菲比。——只是菲比? - Phoebe. Just Phoebe. - Just Phoebe?
-比如只有雪儿?-菲比，就像……"我不想让你知道我的其他名字"只知道菲比。 - Like what, just Cher? - Just Phoebe, like... ''l don't want you to know the rest of my name'' just Phoebe.
我可以要这只狗吗? Could l please have the dog?
就叫菲比，我觉得她不是你的狗。 ''Just Phoebe, '' l don't think she's your dog.
-她是我的。-她不可能。 - She is mine. - She can't be.
-你为什么这么说?-她是男的。 - Why would you say that? - She's a he.
所以我犯了个错误。看起来……狗丢了，它是我阿姨的……我要把狗还给她。 So l made a mistake. Look... the dog is lost, and it's my aunt's... and l'm returning the dog to her.
所以能把这该死的狗给我吗? So could l please have the damn dog?
——嗯。有时间吗?——没有。 - Uh-huh. Got a minute? - No.
来，坐吧。我给你买点东西。 Come on, have a seat. l'll buy you something.
想要一些水吗?你喜欢泡沫吗? Want some water? You like bubbles?
我去给你拿点矿泉水什么的。 l'll get you mineral water or something.
你知道，我是个演员。 You know, l'm an actor.
我是研究人类行为的。 And l study, you know, human behavior.
我闻到了钱的味道。蒙特卡洛的钱。 And l smell money here. Monte Carlo money.
-我闻到大奖赏的味道。-你想要什么? - l smell big reward. - What do you want?
一半对一半。 50-50.
70比30，但条件是你一次都不跟我说话…在整个旅程中。 70-30, but on the condition you don't speak to me once... during the entire trip.
70-30不值得我浪费时间。 70-30 is hardly worth my time.
我是演艺圈的。我一个小时就能搞定。 l'm in show business. l make that in an hour.
60-40，成交。 60-40, you got a deal.
你的眼睛怎么这么红?你哭了吗? How come your eyes are so red? Have you been crying?
——一个人?你参与吗?- 65-35，然后我结束了…每次你开口说话。 - A guy? You involved? - 65-35, and l up my end... every time you open your mouth.
是的!红色!奇怪的!是的!玛丽莲,我热。 Yes! Red! Odd! Yes! Marilyn, l'm hot.
我赢了1600万美元。 l'm up 16 million bucks.
我们每离开蒙特卡洛一分钟，就损失一大笔钱。 Every minute we're not in Monte Carlo, we're losing a fortune.
如果赌场知道我有这个系统…他们会雇杀手来阻止我。 Boy, if the casino knew l had this system... they'd hire hit men to stop me.
为什么有人会以3美元的价格卖给你一个万无一失的系统? Why would someone sell you a foolproof system for $3.00?
2.00美元。我说服了他，记得吗? $2.00. l talked the guy down, remember?
如果真这么棒，他为什么不用呢? lf it's so great, why didn't he use it himself?
玛丽莲，我告诉过你，他被禁止进入赌场。 Marilyn, l told you, he was barred from the casino.
这个人是个数学家。 The man was a mathematician.
尼尔，他在用手指数。 Neil, he was counting on his fingers.
那是酒。我们在一个糟糕的时刻抓住了他。 That was the liquor. We caught him at a bad moment.
别怀疑我，Marilyn。你不是你的对手。 Don't second-guess me, Marilyn. You're out of your league.
只要有机会，我就去争取。 l see an opportunity, l go for it.
有什么区别吗? What difference does it make?
我可以从马身上买的。系统的工作原理。 l could've bought it off a horse. The system works.
没有轮盘赌的系统。一个也没有。相信我。 There is no system for roulette. None. Believe me.
在赌场赢的唯一方法就是不去赌博。 The only way to win in a casino is not to gamble.
原谅我。我叫莫洛斯科，奥吉·莫洛斯科…我这辈子都是个赌徒。 Forgive me. My name is Morosco, Augie Morosco... and l've been a gambler my entire life.
我以前在纽约有三家餐厅。 l used to own 3 restaurants in New York.
我赌轮盘把他们都输光了。 l lost them all at roulette.
然后我去了匿名赌徒协会…发现赌博是一种疾病。 Then l went to Gamblers Anonymous... and discovered gambling was a disease.
-谢天谢地，他们治好了我。-如果你不是赌徒…你怎么在去蒙特卡洛的火车上? - Thankfully, they cured me. - lf you're not a gambler... how come you're on a train to Monte Carlo?
我妻子在那里度假。是她让我重回这行。 My wife is there on holidays. She got me back in the business.
极其富有的。-所以你结婚是为了钱? - Extremely wealthy. - So you married for money?
我没做过这种事。我结婚是为了很多钱。 l did no such thing. l married for lots of money.
祝您在蒙特卡洛过得愉快。想想我说的话。 Enjoy your stay in Monte Carlo. Think about what l said.
你很健康，一个可爱的女人。不赌博。 You've got your health, a lovely woman. Don't gamble.
来了。你是个可爱的小家伙，没错。 Come. You're a cute little guy, yes.
-上去吧，上去吧。-真是个迷人的家伙。 - Up you go, there you go. - What a charming guy.
,晚上好。,晚上好。 - Good evening. - Good evening.
打扰一下!这是我的狗! Excuse me! That's my dog!
你对我的狗做什么? What are you doing with my dog?
你一定是弄错了。这是我的狗。 You must be mistaken. This is my dog.
不,你错了。我今早在罗马发现了这只狗。 No, you're mistaken. l found this dog this morning in Rome.
我一小时前在俱乐部的车里买的。 l bought him an hour ago in the club car.
不,等等!这是不可能的。你从谁那买的? No, wait! That's impossible. Who'd you buy him from?
一些美国人。现在，如果你不介意的话…我们很快就会到达文堤米利亚……我还没打扮好呢。 Some American. Now, if you'll excuse me... we'll be arriving soon in Ventimiglia... and l haven't completed my toilette.
所以,还有什么? So, what else?
你可能在《教父》里见过我。 Hey, you might have seen me in Godfather.
主要的电影。当然，这只是一小部分……但我收到了很好的通知。 Major motion picture. Granted, it was a small part... but l got very good notices.
你把狗卖了? You sold the dog?
我不仅卖了狗对不起，亲爱的我不仅卖了狗，还得到了六千美元。 l not only sold the dog-- excuse me, darlin'-- l not only sold the dog, but l got $6,000.
这比他的主人要多出1000美元。 That's $1,000 more than the woman who owns him would pay.
换做你也会这么做的。 You would've done the same thing.
不，朱利安，我不会的。他不是我们卖的。 No, Julian, l wouldn't have. He's not ours to sell.
我们答应过那个女人要把她的狗还给她! We promised that woman we'd return her dog!
我不相信我不能兑现的承诺。 l don't believe in making promises l can't keep.
我没在支票上看到我的名字。 l don't see my name on that check.
他应该写给谁，朱利安·彼得斯和菲比吗? Who should he make it out to, ''Julian Peters and Phoebe''?
我们是什么，空中飞人吗? What are we, a trapeze act?
我本来想和你分这笔钱的。 l was going to share the money with you.
是的,对的。 Yeah, right.
是的!就是这个人。 Yes! This is the man.
这是您的支票。很抱歉造成了混淆。 Here's your check. Sorry for the confusion.
哦，没有混淆。 Oh, there's no confusion.
我不想要这张支票。我想要这只狗。 l don't want the check. l want the dog.
这个价钱可以买10只狗。为什么这个吗? You can buy 10 dogs for that price. Why this one?
我妻子有一只这品种的雌性。 My wife has a female of this breed.
她在找一个男性。显然，我不会这么做。 She was looking for a male. Apparently, l won't do.
先生，我需要这只狗。请拿回您的支票。 Mister, l need this dog. Please take your check back.
我很抱歉。交易就是交易。 l'm sorry. A deal is a deal.
再说了，我已经答应那只狗，他会跟他上床的。 Besides, l already promised the dog he'd get laid.
海关。这是谁的狗? Customs. Whose dog is this?
——我的。- lt的我们。 - Mine. - lt's ours.
如您所见，先生，这狗是我的。 As you can see, sir, the dog belongs to me.
你有狗的证件吗? Do you have the dog's papers?
论文? Papers?
如果你没有证件，就必须下车。让兽医部门检查一下狗。 lf you don't have papers, you must leave the train... and have the dog examined by a veterinary authority.
lt是他们的狗。 lt's their dog.
我只是让他舔我。 l was just letting him lick me.
——晚安。-请拿你的行李。 - Good night. - Get your luggage, please.
袋。你,夫人! Get the bags. Yoo-hoo, signore!
我还对这只狗感兴趣。 l'm still interested in the dog.
失陪一下好吗?我要被赶下火车了。 Would you excuse me? l'm being kicked off this train.
我想请售票员开慢一点。 l'd like to ask the conductor to slow down.
如果店主改变主意了……到蒙特卡洛找我。 lf the owner should have a change of heart... come to me in Monte Carlo.
我把狗从你手上拿走。 l'll take the dog off your hands.
奥吉。MoroscoL 'Hotel巴黎。 Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
范夫人Dougen吗?我是朱利安·彼得斯。 Madame Van Dougen? This is Julian Peters again.
没有，我们只是被耽搁了…因为我们必须让兽医给它做检查…因为我们没有他的证件。 No, we just got held up... because we had to have a veterinarian examine him... because we didn't have his papers.
一个兽医，前任，小狗医生。 A veterinarian, uh, to ex-- a doctor de puppy.
好吧，这样我们就能穿越边境了。 Right, so we can cross the border.
不，他很健康，真的。 No, he's in perfect health, he really is.
他当然在这儿。不，他在咖啡馆。 Of course he's here. No, he's at a cafe.
你想和他谈谈吗?好的,当然。 You want to talk to him? All right, sure.
坚持下去。不错的生活。 Hang on. Nice life.
你听到了吗?他一听到你的声音就兴奋起来。 You hear that? He lit up at the sound of your voice.
听着，我们错过了最后一班火车，所以我们必须坐公共汽车。 Listen, we missed the last train, so we have to take a bus.
公共汽车，对。 A bussor Busteer Busseer The bus, right.
我们一会儿就到，1点左右。 So we'll be there in a while, about 1:00.
我们可以过来，但是去范·杜根夫人那里是不是有点晚了?你生病了吗? We can come over, but isn't that a little late for-- Madame Van Dougen? Are you sick?
她现在在做爱吗? ls she having sex now?
你还好吗? Are you OK?
你能说慢一点吗? Can you just talk a little slower?
我听不懂。 l'm having trouble understanding.
范夫人Dougen吗?喂? Madame Van Dougen? Hello?
尼尔，你错过了这个!lt是如此美丽! Neil, you're missing this! lt's so beautiful!
-太浪漫了…——浪漫。 - lt's so romantic... - Romantic, right.
听着，亲爱的，你要等很久了。 Look, honey, you're going to take forever.
不如在赌场见我吧? Why don't you just meet me in the casino?
我就几分钟。 l'll only be a couple of minutes.
Marilyn，别折磨我。你让我坐在这里…而你在想该穿什么! Marilyn, don't torture me. You make me sit here... while you figure out what you're gonna wear!
来吧，我等不及要上台子了! Come on, l'm itching to hit the tables!
尼尔，那是我们旅行的钱吗? Neil, is that our trip money?
我不会把五千块现金留在酒店房间里。 l'm not leaving $5,000 in cash in a hotel room.
我们在欧洲。这些人把你洗劫一空。 We're in Europe. These people rob you blind.
尼尔，答应我你不会拿我们的旅行钱去赌博。 Neil, promise me you won't gamble with our trip money.
-我保证，我保证!——好! - l promise, l promise! - OK!
说得好像我要把五千块赌光似的。 Like l'm going to blow $5,000 gambling.
就像我是个白痴一样。 Like l'm some kind of idiot or something.
我在考虑穿范思哲的样品——有亮片的黑色那件? l'm thinking about wearing the Versace sample-- the black one with the sequins?
别做梦了,Mare。大概是5年前吧? Dream on, Mare. Maybe 5 years ago, huh?
-别忘了藏-衣服袋在床底下 - Don't forget to hide-- - The garment bag under the bed.
这次别让衣架太显眼了，好吗? And don't let the hangers stick out this time, all right?
听着，不要再点瓶装水了…14美元一瓶。你可以从水龙头里喝水。 And listen, don't order more of that bottled water... at 14 bucks a pop. You can drink out of the tap.
从你认识我的那天起，我做过什么对的事吗? Have l since the day you met me ever done anything right?
当然,娃娃。你娶了我。 Of course, doll. You married me.
谢谢你,尼尔。你总是那么支持我，那么给予我。 Thank you, Neil. You're always so supportive, so giving.
宝宝……祝我好运吧。 Baby... wish me luck.
谢谢。 Merci.
700000年,请。 700,000, please.
先生。 Monsieur.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
- 50法郎。- 50 ? - 50 francs. - 50?
我得用小点的笔。 l'll have to get the smaller markers.
他们在儿童赌场里用。 They use them in the children's casino.
-把马克笔给我。- 50。 - Just give me the markers. - 50.
等等，你犯了个错误。l 5000年说。 Wait, you made a mistake. l said 5,000.
——法郎吗?——美元。美元。 - Francs? - Dollars. U.S. Dollars.
那家伙以为我说的是50法郎。 The guy thought l said 50 francs.
-你是芬兰人吗?——没有。你们是瑞典人吗? - Are you finnish? - No. Are you Swedish?
我完成?我刚刚开始!我完成?不可能，大男孩! Am l finished? l've just begun! Am l finished? No way, big boy!
——香烟?-不，谢谢，我不抽烟。 - Cigarette? - No, thanks, l don't smoke.
我知道这是弱点。对我来说，这是众多……恐怕，尤其是一个美女…——比如你自己。——谢谢。我结婚了。 lt is a weakness, l know. For me, one of many... l'm afraid, not the least of which is a beautiful woman... - such as yourself. - Thank you. l'm married.
有意思——已婚妇女。 Interesting--the married woman.
生命中被误解的生物之一……没有人配得上他。 One of life's misunderstood creatures... to whom no man is truly worthy.
庇隆·德拉·佩纳为您效劳，夫人。 Peron de la Pena at your service, madame.
我想我最好去找我丈夫。 l think l'd better find my husband.
你可以叫我阿方索。 You may call me Alfonso.
这个丑陋的美国人赌的是红色! The ugly American is betting on red!
红色的,宝贝!红色的,宝贝!红、红、红。 Red, baby! Red, baby! Red, red, red.
胭脂。 Rouge.
是的!我爱它，我爱它，我爱它。 Yes! l love it, l love it, l love it.
拿过来。来吧。嘿，我赢了! Bring it over here. Come on. Hey, l won it!
我只是想确认一下，因为我是美国人。 l just want to make sure because l'm American.
我知道你讨厌美国人，但记住…如果不是我们，你现在就会说德语了! l know you hate Americans, but just remember... if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now!
-把薯片给我!——马提尼? - So gimme my chips! - Martini?
——是的!马提尼,是的。-那是100美元，伙计 - Yes! Martini, yes. - That's 100 bucks, buddy.
对马提尼酒来说，这小费真他妈不错啊? That's a damn good tip for a martini, huh?
好了，我们开始做饭了。 All right, we're cooking now.
谢谢你，先生，这是给你的，亲爱的。 Thank you, sir. This is for you, my dear.
给他们买件t恤，好吗? Get a t-shirt for those, will you?
让我们看看，我的系统里有什么? Let's see, what's in my system?
嘿!别让你的脸进入我的系统。 Hey! Keep your face out of my system.
这花了我一大笔钱。哦,男孩,玛丽莲…-这招真管用你好,尼尔。 This cost me a fortune. Oh, boy, Marilyn... - This is working like a charm. - Hello, Neil.
您守财奴,先生? Voulez-vous miser, monsieur?
是的，我赌黑色。美国黑人。 Yes, l'm betting on black. American on black.
你觉得怎么样? Well, what do you think?
不是因为你，亲爱的。不是你的问题，仅此而已。 lt's not you, honey. lt's not you, that's all.
但这正是我喜欢它的地方。 But that's what l like about it.
亲爱的，你到处乱逛啊! Honey, you're hanging out all over the place!
你会抓到一些东西的。 You're going to catch something.
——什么?——胭脂。 - What? - Rouge.
胭脂吗?老鼠!亲爱的，我就知道你会这么对我。 Rouge? Rats! Honey, l knew you'd do that to me.
别闲晃了，好吗?你还是我。 Don't hang around, OK? You're jinxing me.
这表情让我很不舒服。那东西真让我倒霉。 The look is jinxing me. That thing's jinxing me.
走,走。你要去哪里?去玩老虎机吧。 Go, go. Will you go? Go play the slots.
喝点东西什么的。玩得开心。 Get a drink or something. Have fun.
这里是蒙特卡洛!拜托，这是个赌博的地方。 This is Monte Carlo! Come on, it's a gambling place.
改变你的衣服!穿上t恤! Change your clothes! Put a t-shirt on!
你看到她出去玩的样子了吗…到处都是?黑,黑,黑! Do you see the way she was hanging out... all over the place? Black, black, black!
已婚的女人。生命中被误解的生物之一……没有人配得上他。 The married woman. One of life's misunderstood creatures... to whom no man is truly worthy.
-你喜欢赌博吗?——是的。 - Do you like to gamble? - Yes.
你有现金吗? Do you have cash?
lne va加上。 ll ne va plus.
Dix-Sept黑色。联合国很多。 Dix-Sept Noir. Un tellement.
这只是一场碰运气的游戏。 lt's merely a game of chance.
一个人为了赌博而赌博。 One gambles for the sake of gambling.
-你选一个数字。——我吗? - You pick a number. - Me?
——你。-我不知道，我从来没有。 - You. - l don't know, l never did.
-当然，反正我也会输的。——真的吗? - Of course, l'll lose anyway. - Really?
-你不能伤害我。-你确定? - You can do me no harm. - You sure?
-真的，我确定。——好的。13. - Really, l'm sure. - OK. 13.
- 13 ?-不好吗? - 13? - lt's no good?
哦,不。13是好!幸运的13。 Oh, no. 13 is fine! Lucky 13.
-你是美国人。——是的。新泽西。 - You are American. - Yes. New Jersey.
-哦，我很抱歉-真的没那么糟。 - Oh, l'm so sorry. - lt's really not that bad.
不，我是说我很抱歉，我还没有自我介绍。 No, l mean l am sorry l have not introduced myself.
我是赫拉克勒斯·波波多普洛斯。来自雅典。 l am Hercules Popodopoulos. From Athens.
玛丽莲Schwary。来自纽瓦克。 Marilyn Schwary. From Newark.
——Treize黑色。——太棒了!我们赢了! - Treize Noir. - Fantastic! We win!
我赢了! l won!
2000法郎? 2,000 francs?
我很抱歉。金额不够吗? l'm sorry. ls the amount not adequate?
怎么，你打算带朋友来吗? What, are you planning on bringing friends?
听着，也许这就是希腊妓女的样子…但我不是妓女，我是家庭主妇。我们是免费的! Listen, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece... but l'm no hooker, l'm a housewife. We do it for free!
但是,夫人。请切丽。 But, madame. Cherie, please.
这是你应得的奖金。 This is your share of the winnings.
lt是惯例。我赢了……你受益。 lt is customary. l win... you benefit.
听着，你必须在转轮上冒这个险。好吗? Look, you must risk this marker on a turn of the wheel. Please?
拜托。 Please.
先生，命运之神。 Monsieur, faites un jeux.
- 13。- 13 ? - 13. - 13?
Rien ne va +。Treize黑色。 Rien ne va plus. Treize Noir.
非凡的!再一次!我不相信! Extraordinary! Again! l don't believe it!
我从来没有遇到过这样的事! Nothing like this has ever happened to me!
-你现在有七万法郎了。- - - - - - ln美元。 - You now have 70,000 francs. - ln dollars.
一共是14000美元。 That is 14,000 American dollars.
14000美元? $14,000?
-先生，faites vos jeux-夫人，桌子等着。 - Monsieur, faites vos jeux. - Madame, the table waits.
如果我再把钱都押在13上，我就…- 50万美元。- 50万美元! And if l bet it all on 13 again, l'll have... - Half a million dollars. - Half a million dollars!
或什么都没有。 Or nothing.
先生，上帝保佑你。 Monsieur, faites vos jeux.
我不能。 l can't.
在赌桌上，就像在生活中一样……冒险需要巨大的勇气。 At the gaming table, as in life... risking all takes great courage.
我要在13号上全力以赴。 l'm going to shoot the works on 13.
夫人，我欣赏你的漫不经心。 Madame, l admire your insouciance.
是裙子，它展示了一切 It's the dress. It shows everything.
我饿了。如果我有烧烤，我会把狗吃掉。 l'm starving. lf l had a barbecue, l'd eat the dog.
这很有趣吗? ls that supposed to be funny?
哦!你听!你知道，这是第一次…我们越过边境后她真的跟我说话了吗? Oh! You're listening! You know, that's the first time... she actually spoke to me since we crossed the border?
好吧,看起来……我们休战吧。你说呢? OK, look... let's call a truce. What do you say?
好吧，这个主意怎么样——我们拿到奖金……我们回到这里，我会请我们吃顿美味的晚餐…来点香槟听着，别浪费我的时间。 OK, how's this for an idea-- we get the reward money... we come back here, l'll buy us a lovely dinner... a little champagne-- Look, don't waste my time.
我绝对不可能和你在一起。 There's absolutely no chance l'd get involved with you.
那是不可能的。 lt's beyond out of the question.
这是一笔生意。我们还是谈正事吧。 This is a business deal. Let's stick to business.
谁说要参与进来了? Who said anything about getting involved?
亲爱的，我要告诉你。 Sweetheart, l got news for you.
我热得像手枪，我最不需要的就是…和一个穿切尔诺贝利紧身衣的女人在一起 l'm hot as a pistol, and the last thing l need... is to be seen with a woman wearing tights from Chernobyl.
-你能闭嘴吗?-噢，真聪明。 - Do you ever shut up? - Oh, what a wit.
Rien ne va +。 Rien ne va plus.
我要怎么做才能在这里喝上一杯? What do l have to do to get a drink in this place?
放法国国歌屁? Fart the French national anthem?
黑色的,宝贝。必须是黑色的。黑色，宝贝，来吧。 Black, baby. lt's got to be black. Black, baby, come on.
Vingt-trois,胭脂。 Vingt-trois, rouge.
胭脂!等等!有人转移了我的赌注。 Rouge! Wait! Somebody moved my bet.
我清楚地记得我赌的是红色! l distinctly remember betting on red!
先生。 Monsieur.
——什么?——先生! - What? - Sir!
请小声点。你在蒙特卡洛。 Please lower your voice. You're in Monte Carlo.
-我知道我在哪里。- 10000。 - l know where l am. - 10,000 each.
辊,辊”…… Rollin', rollin'...
好吧，这是怎么回事? All right, what's happening here?
Morosco。抓住，胭脂，抓住，胭脂! Morosco. Seize, rouge Seize, rouge!
啊，胭脂，我爱你，胭脂! Aw, rouge, l love ya, rouge!
你好。还记得我吗?我尼尔Schwary。 Hi. Remember me? l'm Neil Schwary.
不!36 36 3 4。一个三角形! No! 36, 36, 3, and 4. A triangle!
离我远点。你在这里做什么? Get away from me. What are you doin' here?
我在火车上。你养了狗。 l was on the train. You had the dog.
我有我妻子。还记得吗? l had my wife. Remember?
不!战胜它!它在哪里降落的? No! Beat it! Where did it land?
我就要它了!离开这里! l'll take it! Leave it there!
这我的电话号码!买一顶帽子!你去! This my number! Buy a hat! There ya go!
发生什么事情了?跟我说话，伙计们!我怎么样? What's happening? Talk to me, folks! How am l doing?
——你好!啊!-你赢了? - Hello! Woo-Hoo! - You won that?
哦，这是我的!这是我的夜晚! Oh, this is mine! This is my night!
我像个驼背在翻筋斗! l'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults!
——是的!你赌博了!-离我远点! - Yes! You're gambling! - Get away from me!
匿名赌徒协会呢? What about Gamblers Anonymous?
我被一种比我强大得多的力量所控制! l'm in the power of a force much greater than myself!
是的。我知道那种感觉。 Yes. l know that feeling.
- 29 !分裂》100000。——十万——求你了! - 29! Splits. 100,000. - One hundred thou--please!
——请。我需要你的帮助。——再见。 - Please. l need your help. - Good-bye.
等待。对我打赌。 Wait. Bet for me.
我和你弹同样的数。 l'll play the same numbers as you.
——再见!——我绝望! - Good-bye! - l'm desperate!
我有同情心。把你的钱给我。 l'm compassionate. Give me your money.
——我破产了。——再见。 - l'm broke. - Bye.
等等!第一次赌的钱借我。拜托。 Wait! Lend me enough for the first bet. Please.
今晚我输掉了一大笔钱。 l gambled away a fortune tonight.
我可能得卖掉我的生意。 l might have to sell my business.
你知道的。你去过那里。拜托! You know how that is. You've been there. Please!
好的。停止卑躬屈膝。 All right. Stop groveling.
-我不在乎!——站起来。 - l don't mind! - Stand up.
你是个伟大的人，摩洛斯科。 You're a great man, Morosco.
今晚我要让你成为富翁，尼尔·施韦里。 Tonight l'm going to make you a rich man, Neil Schwary.
是的!但我得先找到洗手间。 Yes! But first l must find the little boys' room.
浪费宝贵的时间?服务员!给这个人来一杯! And lose precious time? Waiter! Bring this man a cup!
——哦。- - - - - -那是谁? - Uh-oh. - Who's that?
-是我妻子。——我的哀悼。 - lt's my wife. - My condolences.
——埃琳娜,亲爱的。-奥吉，你在干什么? - Elena, darling. - Augie, what are you doing?
我想我只要来赌场跟员工打个招呼就行了。 l thought l'd just come to the casino and say hi to the staff.
我想我可以打个小赌。 l thought maybe l'd lay down a little bet.
- 7和27 !是的!——你是无可救药的。 - 7 and 27 now! Yes! - You're incorrigible.
你连酒店都不来。 You don't even come to the hotel.
你下了火车就直接来这儿吗? You get off the train and come directly here?
不，埃琳娜，你不明白我运气好极了!孤注一掷! No, Elena, you don't understand. l'm on a roll! Shoot the works!
是的!好的，我在7号加了更多…看看你，又脏又汗。你可能还没吃东西。 Yes! OK, l'm putting more on 7... Look at you--dirty, sweaty. You probably haven't eaten.
是的,我做!我吃了一支马克笔。两倍的赌注! Yes, l did! l ate a marker. Double the bet!
两倍的赌注!是的!这些都是我的。 Double the bet! Yes! These are mine.
我不知道该对你说什么了。 l don't know what to say to you anymore.
我等你。你没有出现。 l wait for you. You don't show up.
到我这里来，宝贝! Come to me, baby!
我担心。我打电话给医院和警察 l worry. l call the hospital, the police.
我对自己说，他不能在赌场。 l say to myself, he can't be at the casino.
-他答应过我!——加油!7 !红色!我们赢了! - He promised me! - Come on! 7! Red! We win!
-我真不敢相信!-我受够了。 - l can't believe it! - l've had enough.
绅士的杯。 The gentleman's cup.
买一个更大的杯子!别侮辱他! Get a bigger cup! Don't insult the man!
我怎么才能戒掉这种瘾呢? How do l compete with this addiction?
- 500000法郎!- 500000法郎! - 500,000 francs! - 500,000 francs!
今晚我们要在蒙特卡洛倾家荡产! Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo!
-试试大门。-也许她给我们开着? - Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us?
这说不通啊。 That doesn't make any sense.
得了吧，她肯定有个价值5万美元的安保系统。 Come on, she must have, like, a $50,000 security system here.
我是说，她会让前门开着? l mean, she's going to leave the front gate open?
范夫人Dougen ! Madame Van Dougen!
lt的朱利安·彼得斯!和菲比。我们把你的狗带来了! lt's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog!
范夫人Dougen吗? Madame Van Dougen?
看看房子的这一侧。 Check out the side of the house.
怎么，你拄着拐杖吗? What, are you on crutches?
看看房子的这一面。 Just check out the side of the house.
我学演戏10年了…最后却成了她恶魔的替罪羊。 l study acting 10 years... and wind up as a whipping boy for She-Demon.
去欧洲的事是个错误。 Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake.
我现在可以去看洋基队的比赛了。 l could be at a Yankee game now.
相反，我要去弗雷迪·克鲁格的别墅。 lnstead, l'm checking out Freddy Krueger's villa.
范夫人Dougen ! Madame Van Dougen!
好的。好的。 All right. OK.
菲比。 Phoebe.
在这里。 Over here.
你至少给我留张纸条吧。 You could have at least left me a note.
-有个手镯。——什么? - There's a bracelet. - A what?
——一个手镯。——是吗? - A bracelet. - Yeah?
它是一只手镯。非常昂贵的手镯。 lt is a bracelet. Very expensive bracelet.
——离开。——为什么? - Leave it. - Why?
因为它不属于我们。 Because it doesn't belong to us.
这样做也会有回报。 There could be a reward for this, too.
这可能是一个小型家庭手工业…还给范·杜根夫人。 This could be, like, a little cottage industry... returning shit to Madame Van Dougen.
——好的。拉。- lt的卡住了。 - OK. Pull. - lt's stuck.
把困难。 Pull harder.
是我想的那样吗? ls that what l think it is?
-是一只手。——一只手?什么样的手? - lt's a hand. - A hand? What kind of hand?
一只手连在尸体上，那种手。 A hand attached to a dead body, that kind of hand.
我从来没见过死人的手! l've never seen a dead hand before!
排队! Get in line!
我弄断了她的手指! l broke her fingers!
相信我，这根本不是我们的问题! Believe me, that's the least of our problems!
-我们得离开这里!-她死了吗? - We gotta get out of here! - ls she dead?
来吧!现在! Come on! Now!
等待。我的行李箱! Wait. My suitcase!
那就去拿，但要快点! Well, then get it, but hurry!
我的手提箱。 My suitcase.
我会去的，因为我是个男人。 Oh, l'll go because l'm a man.
你能给它戴上口套吗? Would you put a muzzle on that thing?
ls凡尔赛宫吗? ls this Versailles?
l,嗯…不戴眼镜，我就像蝙蝠一样瞎。但是，嘿，你知道的，只要你身体健康。 l, uh... without my glasses, l'm as blind as a bat... but, hey, you know, as long as you have your health.
在哪里?我的箱子在哪里? Where is it? Where's my suitcase?
就在凶手身边几英尺的地方。 Just a couple of feet past the killer.
你是什么意思?凶手的呢? What do you mean? The killer's here?
他的眼睛和脚是。剩下的我来假设。 His eyes and feet are. l'm assuming the rest.
哦,在你。 Oh, after you.
这双鞋多少钱? How much for the shoes?
对不起，先生。赌场的政策。 l am sorry, monsieur. Casino policy.
我们不收衣物。 We do not accept articles of clothing.
——我的心!——我的脚。 - My heart! - My foot.
先生，你能从那个服务员那里拿回我的小费吗? Sir, could you get my tip back from that waiter?
你看起来是个好人。 You seem like a nice guy.
我失去了一切!l兑现支票! l lost everything! l cashed checks!
我把我的银行账户都清空了! l drained my bank accounts!
我告诉他在赌场赢的唯一方法…就是不去赌博。 l told him the only way to win at the casino... is not to gamble.
你还让我兑现支票! You also told me to cash my checks!
你为什么要听我的?我是个有病的人。 What did you listen to me for? l'm a man with an illness.
别让他死! Don't let him die!
我要亲手杀了他! l want the pleasure of killing him myself!
-是这样吗?——是的! - ls that so? - Yes!
——是的!-是这样吗? - Yes! - ls that so?
你想干嘛，打一架吗? What do you want to do, have a fist fight?
是啊!我要揍扁你，摩洛斯科! Yeah! l want to kick your loser ass, Morosco!
来吧，我们走!你的身材吓不倒我! Come on, let's go! Your size don't scare me!
好吧!但不是在这里的人行道上。 All right! But not here in the promenade.
——为什么?在那里,?-你看到那边的公园了吗? - Why? Where, then? - You see that park over there?
在哪里? Where?
先生,venez ! Monsieur, venez!
我想我们应该报警! l think we should call the police!
——绝对不是!-拜托，发生了一起谋杀案! - Absolutely not! - Come on, there's been a murder!
菲比，我们可能是嫌疑犯! Phoebe, we could be suspects!
我们不是怀疑。我们见证! We're not suspects. We're witnesses!
我们外国人。我们破产了，急需钱。 We're foreigners. We're dead broke, desperate for money.
我们要把这个有钱女人的狗带到一个别墅里…凌晨一点。她没有回答。 We're bringing this rich woman's dog to a villa... at 1:00 in the morning. She doesn't answer.
我们在四处窥探的时候找到了一个手镯。 We find a bracelet 'cause we're snooping around.
我们拉它。它指向一只手。 We pull on it. lt leads to a hand.
谁会相信这个故事? Who's gonna believe that story?
特蕾莎修女甚至不会买! Mother Teresa wouldn't even buy it!
忘记它。他们就会限制我们。 Forget about it. They'll handcuff us.
他们将指纹。 They'll fingerprint us.
他们会把我们带去审问的。 They'll take us in for interrogation.
我们可以走了吗?真的。 Could we just move? Really.
这是疯狂的。我们没做错什么。 This is crazy. We haven't done anything wrong.
我们为什么要跑? Why are we running?
你知道法国的法律体系是什么样的吗? You have any idea what the French legal system is like?
简直是噩梦。我们不会说这种语言。 It's a nightmare. We don't speak the language.
我们不懂规则。 We don't understand the rules.
他们会给我们找个糟糕的公设辩护律师。 They'll get us some shitty public defender.
在案子开庭前，我们得在监狱里蹲好几年。 We'll spend years in jail before the case goes to trial.
选角导演会一直想着我……-扮演杀害范·杜根的凶手。-我们得报警。 Casting directors will always think of me... - as the Van Dougen murderer. - We have to call the police.
如果凶手还在，我们就能抓住他…然后我就可以拿回我的手提箱了。 lf the killer's still there, we'll catch him... and then l can get my suitcase back.
我们不会透露自己的身份。 We won't identify ourselves.
一旦我们读到他们逮捕了某人…那我们就向前走。 Once we read they've arrested somebody... then we'll come forward.
我认为这是最聪明的做法。 l think that's the smartest thing.
别再那样亲我了，不管怎样。 And don't ever kiss me that way again or any way.
不接吻,时期!哦,上帝。 No kissing, period! Oh, God.
——图森。-我要报告一起谋杀案。 - Toussaint. - l'd like to report a murder.
什么? What?
-你是说…谋杀?——是的。没错，谋杀。 - Did you say... murder? - Yes. That's a-right, a murder.
你是意大利? You're ltalian?
这是一个正确的。我ltaliano,先生。 That's a-correct. l'm ltaliano, sir.
-你叫什么名字?——我的名字?巴尔博亚。洛奇巴波亚。 - What's your name? - My name? Balboa. Rocky Balboa.
所以听。尸体，在范·杜根别墅。 So listen. The body-- it's at the Villa Van Dougen.
康定斯基大道，17号。 Boulevard Kandinsky, Numero 17.
——加油!-如果你快点…-你可以抓住凶手。——杀手? - Come on! - And if you a-hurry... - You can a-catcha the killer. - Killer?
是的。我看到了他的脚。2人。 Yes. l saw his a-feet. 2 of them.
不，不是两个杀手。2英尺。我在跟一个白痴说话。 No, not 2 killers. 2 feet. l'm talking to an idiot.
不,他是。他们在追踪那个电话! No, he is. They're tracing the call!
-上帝啊! - Ciaor - God!
好吧,对不起。我惊慌失措。我在跟警察说话! Well, excuse me. l panicked. l'm talking to the police!
对我来说，每一个权威人物仍然是我的副校长。 To me, every authority figure is still my vice principal.
写信会更快些。上帝! A letter would've been faster. God!
你放松吗?我在警匪片里演得够多了…知道他们无法那么快追踪到电话。 Will you relax? l've worked in enough police films... to know they can't trace a phone call that quickly.
所以他们不是法国人。 So they weren't French.
哦,上帝。他在描述他们。这是你的。 Oh, God. He's giving them a description. That's you.
我的愿望。 l wish.
-小倩。——狗。 - Un petit chien. - The dog.
我们死了。我们走吧。 We're dead. Let's go.
我不敢相信我们对警察撒谎了。我觉得自己像个逃犯。 l can't believe we lied to the police. l feel like a fugitive.
lt就像流沙。 lt's like quicksand.
你越挣扎，陷得越深。 The more you struggle, the deeper you sink.
我告诉你，如果我们一直带着这只狗到处走…我们不妨穿上t恤……说,“嗨!我们是杀手。＇＇ l'll tell you--if we keep walking around with this dog... we might as well wear t-shirts... that say, ''Hi! We're the killers. ''
你是对的。我真的很讨厌这样做。 You're right. l really hate to do this.
——对不起。照顾好自己。-你做了什么? - Sorry. Take care of yourself. - What did you do?
我把狗处理掉了。我们走吧。 l got rid of the dog. Let's go.
你还把我们的饭票处理掉了。 You also got rid of our meal ticket.
我本可以把他卖给火车上的那个人。6000美元。 l could've sold him to that guy on the train. $6,000.
我的避孕药。 My birth control pills.
从没想过我会这么说…但这是有时间和地点的-在我的行李箱里。——所以? Never thought l'd actually say this... but there is a time and a place-- - They're in my suitcase. - So?
-处方上有我的名字。-你有问题。 - My name's on the prescription. - You got a problem.
-我们得回去-什么，你疯了吗? - We have to go back. - What, are you insane?
警察现在可能已经挤满了那个地方。 The police are probably swarming the place by now.
如果警察还在，我们就走。 lf the police are still there, we'll leave.
凶手呢? What about the killer?
你觉得凶手会整晚都待在这里吗? You think the killer's going to hang around all night?
我不知道他的社交生活是怎样的。 l don't know what his social life's like.
我们别无选择。我们得回去。 We have no choice. We have to go back.
让我跟你说实话。 Let me be honest with you.
这是非常有趣的12小时。 lt's been a very interesting 12 hours.
我觉得你骨子里是个好女人，很聪明。 l think you're a good chick down deep, very smart.
但我不会回去…如果我的避孕药在那里。 But l wouldn't go back... if my birth control pills were there.
——好。我自己去。-这不是针对你。 - Fine. l'll go myself. - lt's nothing personal.
我只知道狱警和我不是好搭档。 l just know that prison guards and me are not a good mix.
我明白了。很高兴认识你。 l got it. So nice meeting you.
是的,你。祝你好运。 Yeah, you, too. Good luck.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
她要离开我了。我知道她要离开我了。 She's going to leave me. l know she's going to leave me.
是的，她要离开我了。她会离婚。 Yeah, she's going to leave me. She'll divorce me.
不过她不带我去……因为我没东西给她拿! She won't take me, though... because l got nothing for her to take!
她会再婚。 She'll get remarried.
一个有车有车载电话的帅哥。西装。 Some handsome guy with a car and a car phone. Suits.
带她去参加我们的离婚纪念日。 Take her out for the anniversary of our divorce.
她会再婚……比她和我在一起时更幸福。 She'll get remarried... and be happier than she ever was with me.
我变成了什么?我——尼尔Schwary? And what do l become? Me--Neil Schwary?
古怪的赌徒... 失败的前夫。 The flaky gambler... loser ex-husband.
是啊，我这辈子都要戴着它。 Yeah, l'll wear that the rest of my life.
天啊，是我，尼尔·施韦里。我真的需要你的帮助。 God, it's me--Neil Schwary. l really need your help.
我知道我不是一个经常去教堂的人，但是如果你想…我要把高尔夫球比赛改到周六。没问题 l know l'm not a church-going man, but if you want... l'll switch my golf games to Saturday. No sweat.
听着，我知道你不再创造奇迹了…但是，天哪，要是能有满满一箱现金，我什么都愿意买。 Look, l know you don't perform a lot of miracles anymore... but, boy, what l wouldn't give for a suitcase full of cash.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你好,尼尔。你怎么做的?——我? - Hello, Neil. How'd you do? - Me?
我得说我收支平衡了。 l'd say l broke about even.
——那是什么?——这? - What's that? - This?
这个，呃，是…有一次，赌场的钱花光了…他们开始分发行李。 This, uh, is, uh... well, at one point, the casino ran out of money... and they started giving out luggage.
给出了行李吗?你在说什么? Giving out luggage? What are you talking about?
行李。袋。手提箱。是我偷的，好吗? Luggage. Bags. Suitcases. l stole it, OK?
我没有收支平衡。l损失大。我失去了一切，旅行的钱，我们的积蓄。噢，Marilyn，我很抱歉。 l didn't break even. l lost big. l lost everything-- our trip money, our savings. Oh, Marilyn, l'm so sorry.
请打心底里原谅我。 Please find it in your heart to forgive me.
我会补偿你的，我发誓。我会照你说的做。 l'll make it up to you, l swear. l'll do anything you ask.
你说话的时候我会听的。 l'll listen to you when you talk.
我看看你的小画。 l'll look at your little drawings.
我带你去商场…别再指着我的表了。 l'll take you to the mall... and never point to my watch again.
任何你想要的。前戏。任何东西。 Anything you want. Foreplay. Anything.
别离开我。我觉得我承受不了。 Just don't leave me. l don't think l can take it.
为什么，尼尔，你会偷手提箱? Why, Neil, would you steal a suitcase?
请回答。 Answer, please.
我不知道。我不知道，Marilyn。 l don't know. l don't know, Marilyn.
我以为里面会有东西。 l thought maybe there'd be something in it.
——现金。一些我们可以卖的东西。-我有些钱，尼尔。 - Cash. Something we could sell. - l have some money, Neil.
Marilyn，你不明白!钱? Marilyn, you don't understand! Money?
-你哪来的钱?-我把它放在一边……我心里知道你是个多么愚蠢的人……知道你能把我们的旅费都赌光知道你有自我毁灭的本性…失去我们的积蓄，爬到这里来…用一些愚蠢的计划来救你。 - Where'd you get money? - l put it aside... knowing in my heart what a fool you were... knowing you were capable of gambling away our trip money... knowing you had the self-destructive nature...to lose our savings and come crawling in here... with some lamebrain scheme to save your ass.
你知道我的事? You knew that about me?
Marilyn。你才华横溢。 Marilyn. You're brilliant.
别让我说你有什么缺点。 Don't ever let me tell you you're anything less.
你是说，别再让你叫我侏儒大脑了吗? You mean, like, don't ever let you call me pygmy brain again?
噢，Marilyn，你怎么能忍受我? Oh, Marilyn, how do you put up with me?
你是天堂派来的天使。 You are an angel, sent from heaven.
我聪明可爱的妻子。 My brilliant, darling wife.
你存了多少钱? How much money did you put aside?
如果你能借我一点……我可以回赌场。 lf you could lend me maybe just a portion... l could go back to the casino.
愚蠢的主意!上帝,你真漂亮。 Stupid idea! God, you're beautiful.
我们得把手提箱还回去，尼尔。 We have to return the suitcase, Neil.
是的!我知道。 Yes! l know.
你接受得很好，Marilyn。 You're taking this very well, Marilyn.
它是什么?Marilyn，怎么了? What is it? Marilyn, what is it?
把它关掉!亲爱的，你不要尖叫，好吗? Turn it off! Honey, you're not going to scream, OK?
不要尖叫,好吗? Don't scream, OK?
闭嘴。 Shut up.
闭嘴,玛丽莲!请保持安静! Shut up, Marilyn! Be quiet, please!
哦!哦,我的……你想干什么，杀了我吗? Oh! Oh, my... What are you trying to do, kill me?
不,女士! No, ma'am!
你想让两个女人死在你手上吗? You want 2 dead women on your hands?
不,绝对不会! No, definitely not!
我不能呼吸。我需要一杯水。 l can't breathe. l need a glass of water.
-给我一杯水!——水。 - Get me a glass of water! - Water.
你怎么敢!什么白痴! How dare you! What an idiot!
我猜你会说这个假期糟透了! l guess you could say this vacation's shot to hell!
-哦,上帝。-这杯子怎么了? - Oh, God. - What's wrong with this glass?
我们得离开这里。死的身体部位! We got to get out of here. Dead body parts!
冷静下来! Calm down!
帮我包。我们得离开这里! Help me pack. We got to get out of here!
没错!我们把尸体留在这里，然后滚出去! Right! We'll leave the body here and get the hell out!
-我们要把它带走。- Marilyn，别犯傻了! - We're taking it with us. - Marilyn, don't be an idiot!
你偷了一个箱子，里面有一个死去的女人…你还叫我白痴? You steal a suitcase with a dead woman inside... and you call me an idiot?
我们不能把尸体留在这里。 We can't leave the body here.
我们是在这家酒店登记的! We're registered in this hotel!
没错!非常聪明!好想法! Right! Very smart! Good thinking!
从现在开始，尼尔，我说了算。 From now on, Neil, l call the shots.
——明白了吗?——完美! - Understand? - Perfectly!
我不想听你说我们应该怎么做或者你为什么认为我们应该这么做。 l don't want to hear what you think we should do... or why you think we should do it.
闭嘴，听命令。ls明白了吗? Shut up and take orders. ls that clear?
完全! Completely!
——好的。那么我们该怎么办呢?-我们把尸体扔了…跳上火车，离开这个小摊。 - OK. So what do we do? - We'll ditch the body... hop a train, and blow this pop stand.
我喜欢它!我很喜欢! l like it! l like it a lot!
——尼尔!-我闭嘴。 - Neil! - l'll shut up.
听着，好吧，听着，我不知道我为什么在这里。 Look, OK, look, l don't know why l'm here.
我不知道我为什么回来。 l don't know why l came back.
我很困惑，但我们还是拿上该死的行李箱走吧。 l'm confused, but let's just get the damn suitcase and go.
好的。 OK.
不,不,不。你——你——你最好待在这儿……-以防万一。-我会没事的。 No, no, no. You--you-- you better stay here... - just in case. - l'll be fine.
不，真的，你留在这里。 No, really, you stay here.
如果发生什么事——但愿不会……——跑,好吗?——好的。 lf anything should happen-- God forbid... - Run, OK? - OK.
你知道，尽管劝我不要这样…如果你想要的。 You know, feel free to talk me out of this... if you want.
朱利安……谢谢。 Julian... thanks.
-站住!警察!——别开枪!我一个演员! - Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! l'm an actor!
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我在这里做什么?你在这里做什么? What am l doing here? What are you doing here?
-你怎么进来的?-穿过大门。 - How did you get in? - Through the gate.
-是开着的?-一直开着。 - lt was open? - lt's always open.
-你以前来过?-不，我-你想偷什么——偷?没什么。我没有小偷。 - You've been here before? - No, l-- - What are you trying to steal? - Steal? Nothing. l'm no thief.
我绝对不是杀人犯。 l'm certainly no murderer.
谋杀?谁说谋杀了? Murder? Who said anything about murder?
-我不知道。史蒂芬·金。-尸体在哪里? - l don't know. Stephen King. - Where's the body?
我不知道。我只看到了她的手。 l don't know. l only saw her hand.
——谁的手?-范·杜根夫人餐厅。 - Whose hand? - Madame Van Dougen's.
你怎么知道那是范·杜根夫人的? How do you know it was Madame Van Dougen's?
我只是猜测。这是个普通的名字。 l'm just guessing. lt's a common name.
-尸体在哪里?-我算什么，殡仪馆吗? - Where's the body? - What am l, a mortician?
-尸体在哪里?-在车库。 - Where is the body? - ln the garage.
-这是什么?——这,什么? - What is this? - What, this?
这其实是个脚链。 This is an ankle bracelet, actually.
我喜欢把它穿在裤子外面…或者随便扔在袖口上……无论哪种方式。 l like to wear it over my pants... or thrown kinda casually in the cuff... either way.
对你来说可能太时髦了。 lt may be too trendy a look for you.
扣子上的首字母是你的吗? And the initials on the clasp are yours?
当然是我名字的缩写。 Of course they're my initials.
它们本身不是我名字的首字母…但它们对我有特殊的意义……有个人意义的东西。 They're not the initials of my name, per se... but they have special meaning to me... something of personal significance.
没有缩写。 There are no initials.
但我祝贺你是一个非常好的演员。 But l congratulate you on being a very fine actor.
没有什么。 There is nothing.
我想你需要一位律师，先生。 l believe you will need an attorney, monsieur.
一个律师吗?我需要的是一个特工。 An attorney? What l need is an agent.
哦,男孩。 Oh, boy.
你看,杜桑……是否有罪通常不是问题所在。 You see, Toussaint... guilt or innocence is quite often not the issue.
说服嫌犯说出你想要的才是。 Persuading the suspect to say what you want is.
为什么? How so?
因为他们无论如何都会撒谎，即使他们是无辜的。 Because they tend to lie anyway... even if they are blameless.
这是人类的天性，害怕自证其罪。 lt's human nature, the fear of self-incrimination.
只有当他们把自己逼入绝境，或是你小心翼翼地引导他们，他们才会指出正确的方向。 Only when they have painted themselves into a corner... or when you have carefully guided them there... do they point the finger in the proper direction.
收起来 Put it away.
——探长 ?-把它收起来。 - Inspector? - Put it away.
-探长，我们有证人了。——谢谢。 - lnspector, we have a witness. - Merci.
先生，我是波纳尔探长。 Monsieur, l am lnspector Bonnard.
请告诉我，你到底看到了什么? Tell me, please, exactly what did you see?
一个男人，一个女人，还有一条狗。他们进了大门。 A man, a woman, and a dog. They went inside the gate.
几分钟后，它们跑出来了……就像裤子着火了一样。 A few minutes later, they ran out... like their britches were on fire.
- l。这是什么时候?——一点,1:30。 - l see. What time was this? - 1:00, 1:30.
看看这个人的脸。 Look at this man's face.
-这就是你看到的那个人吗?-是的，我就是。 - ls this the man you saw? - Yes, this is he.
这家伙的盲人。 This guy's blind.
你晚上早些时候在这里吗? Were you here earlier in the evening?
不。 No.
你是和一个女人和一只狗一起旅行吗? Are you traveling with a woman and a dog?
不。 No.
你能认出那只狗吗? Would you be able to identify the dog?
是的,当然。是一只腊肠犬。 Yes, of course. lt was a dachshund.
很好。你以前从没来过这里? Good. So you've never been here before?
你独自旅行吗? You're traveling alone?
我们必须找到那条狗。狗是关键。 We must find the dog. The dog is the key.
我为什么要杀人? Why would l want to kill somebody?
——安静。-你抓错人了 - Be quiet. - You got the wrong guy.
——安静。-我第一次就听到了 - Be quiet. - l heard you the first time.
-你是什么，鹦鹉吗?-你会说英语? - What are you, a parrot? - You talk English?
-你是陈查理吗?-带他上车 - Are you Charlie Chan? - Take him to the car.
怀孕了。 Pregnant.
我也有一只手链想给你看。 l, too, have a bracelet l'd like to show you.
我希望它们合身，因为这是我的职责，先生……来通知你，你因涉嫌谋杀被捕了。 l hope they fit, because it is my duty, monsieur... to inform you that you are under arrest on suspicion of murder.
得到一个搬运工! Get a porter!
是的,先生?波特,来,到这里来。 Oui, monsieur? Porter, come--come here.
我明白了。 l got it.
-它要去哪儿，先生?——嗯…玛，它要去哪儿? - Where is it going, monsieur? - Uh... Mar, where's it going?
从这个车站到那里最远要走多久? What's the longest trip it can take from this station?
——马德里。-去马德里。 - Madrid. - lt's going to Madrid.
-太贵了!——给他钱! - That's too much money! - Pay him!
天啊，我爱你。我嫁给了一个天才。 Oh, God, l love you. l married a genius.
你的衬衫按钮。你长得像你妈妈。 Button your shirt. You look like your mother.
我很抱歉。 l'm sorry.
我们要走了,Marilyn。 We're moving, Marilyn.
我们要走了，你做到了，我们自由了! We're moving. You did it. We're free!
先生，你的箱子上错火车了。 Monsieur, your suitcase was going on the wrong train.
-非常感谢。-谢谢，但不用了，谢谢。 - Thank you very much. - Merci, but no, thank you.
- Ne-c-put-什么?嗯? - Ne-c-put-- - What? Huh?
一条隧道。法语怎么说? A tunnel. How do you say in French?
Les tune-al就是恐怖。 Les tune-al is la scary.
你才华横溢。 You're brilliant.
什么要申报的吗? Anything to declare?
只是我对你们美好国家的爱和尊敬。 Just my love and respect for your fine country.
法兰西万岁! Vive la France!
哪一个是您的手提箱，先生? Which one is your suitcase, monsieur?
lt的不见了!它就在那儿。 lt's gone! lt was right there.
要我说，这家伙有点可疑。 There's something fishy about this guy if you ask me.
-这是我的手提箱。-请打开它。 - This is my suitcase. - Open it, please.
当然。这只是一个普通的旧手提箱。 Sure. lt's just a regular old suitcase.
有一年圣诞节我买的。经常带着它旅行。 l got it for Christmas one year. Travel a lot with it.
让我们看看这里面有什么。 Let's see what we have in here.
还是老样子，衬衫，内衣，袜子。 Same old things-- shirts, underwear, socks.
亲爱的，你没忘带子宫帽吧。 Oh, honey, you didn't forget your diaphragm.
-这是谁的手提箱?-我不知道。 - Whose suitcase is this? - l have no idea.
我以前从没见过。亲爱的,你有吗? l've never seen it before. Have you, darling?
——手提箱吗?不。从来没有。——从来没有。 - The suitcase? No. Never. - Never.
他们撒谎!我看见搬运工给他们的。 They're lying! l saw the porter give it to them.
听着，这家伙睡过六个国家。 Look, this guy's been asleep through 6 countries.
-他什么都没看见。——沉默。 - He saw nothing. - Silence.
如果我是你就不会打开它。 l wouldn't open that if l were you.
它有一种很奇怪的味道。 lt has a very odd smell.
躲躲猫。-早上好，阿方索 - Peekaboo. - Good morning, Alfonso.
多么令人精神振奋的早晨啊? What an invigorating morning, eh?
你是一个多么令人兴奋的女人。 And what an exciting woman you are.
我得说你今天早上看起来特别漂亮……比你昨晚更光彩夺目。 l must say you look particularly beautiful this morning... even more radiant than you did last night.
——阿方索。-我忍不住。 - Alfonso. - l can't help myself.
从我第一次见到你的那一刻起…你保险箱里闪烁的灯光…-阿方索…-我的爱? From the moment l first saw you... the light shimmering off your safety deposit box... - Alfonso... - My love?
最奇怪的事情正在发生。 The strangest thing is happening.
是的,我知道。我也感觉到了。两颗心合二为一。 Yes, l know. l feel it also. 2 hearts beating as one.
在外面，阿方索，在外面 Out there, Alfonso, out there.
在外面? Out there?
那个女人想杀一只狗。 That woman is trying to kill a dog.
叫警察。 Call the police.
叫警察。你听说过夫人。 Call the police. You heard madame.
还有一瓶香槟。 And a bottle of champagne.
你做范杜根夫人的女仆和管家多久了？ How long have you been the maid and butler... for Madame Van Dougen?
- 31年。- 到5月就32年了 - 31 years. - 32 in May.
你总是晚上把她一个人留在这里吗? You always leave her here alone at night?
从来没有。31年来，我们每周晚上都在这里。 Never. We've been here every week night for 31 years.
到5月就32年 32 in May.
昨晚怎么样?你不是在这里。 What about last night? You weren't here.
——没有。——不是吗?为什么不呢? - No. - No? Why not?
今天早些时候我们接到一个电话。 We got a call earlier in the day.
-关于我妹妹。-是个男人。 - About my sister. - lt was a man.
他说布伦达出了车祸。滨海圣云。我们乘7点50分的火车离开的。 He said Brenda had been in a car accident... in Saint Cloud Sur Mer. We left on the 7:50 train.
你妹妹伤得很重吗? Was your sister badly injured?
——没有。-没有意外。 - No. - There was no accident.
那个电话只是个愚蠢的骗局。 The phone call was just a stupid hoax.
也许是为了让我们离开房子。 Perhaps to get us out of the house.
——也许。坐下来。——lnspector ? - Perhaps. Sit down. - lnspector?
——坐下来。——当然。 - Sit down. - Of course.
你什么时候离开别墅的? You left the villa at what time?
6:30。 6:30.
你离开之前做了什么? And what did you do before you departed?
我们为范·杜根夫人准备了晚餐——一点意大利蔬菜汤，一些奶酪吐司。 We prepared Madame Van Dougen's evening meal-- a little minestrone soup, some cheese toast.
-你没做别的吗?——不,什么都没有。 - You did nothing else? - No, nothing.
你走之前觉得一切都很正常吗? Everything seemed normal to you before you left?
完全。 Completely.
夫人。 Madame.
范·杜根夫人曾经……和她的女儿或孙女一起，对吗? Madame Van Dougen lived... with her daughter or granddaughter, correct?
哦,不。她独自住。 Oh, no. She lived alone.
那么这些是谁的呢? Then to whom do these belong?
敬范·杜根夫人。 To Madame Van Dougen.
你看，她挺娇小的。 You see, she was quite petite.
这就是为什么她喜欢她周围的一切…-这么小…-热，热，热! That's why she liked everything around her... - to be so small... - Hot, hot, hot!
——包括她的狗狗。——小猎犬。 - including her doggy. - The dachshund.
范·杜根夫人一周前在罗马把他弄丢了。 Madame Van Dougen lost him a week ago in Rome.
两个美国人发现了他，本应该归还他的…昨天晚上。 2 Americans found him and were supposed to return him... yesterday evening.
-一男一女?——是的。 - A man and a woman? - Yes.
告诉我，你是否听说过一个人…-叫奥吉·莫洛斯科?——不,从来没有。 Tell me, have you ever heard of a man... - named Augie Morosco? - No, never.
很好。我马上就来。 Very good. l'll be right there.
我们找到了行踪不定的腊肠犬。 We have found the elusive dachshund.
commissaire先生。 Monsieur commissaire.
她想把狗淹死。 She was trying to drown the dog.
这不是真的!我在给他洗澡! That's not true! l was giving him a bath!
-这是你的腊肠狗吗?-是的。 - ls this your dachshund? - Yes, it is.
他有名字? He has a name?
是的。一个伟大的名字，事实上。 Yes. A great name, as a matter of fact.
活泼的。他的名字叫Sparky。 Sparky. His name is Sparky.
我用我爱的一只狗的名字给它命名…被卡车碾过的那个。我当时11岁，但是-打给他。——嗯? l named him after a dog that l loved... that got run over by a truck. l was 11 , but-- - Call him. - Hmm?
-叫狗。——充满活力的。 - Call the dog. - Sparky.
,伙计。来吧。 Up, fella. Come on.
动,充满活力的! Move, Sparky!
聋了。很聋。 Deaf. Very deaf.
-狗听不见。-让他们进来。 - The dog can't hear. - Send them in.
拿破仑! Napoleon!
-上帝啊，他能听见!-我的小宝贝。 - Dear Lord, he can hear! - My little love.
哦,宝贝。 Oh, baby.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
请在走廊等候。 Please wait in the corridor.
真是个奇迹 It's a miracle.
你在蒙特卡洛做什么，小姐? What are you doing in Monte Carlo, mademoiselle?
我是一个游客 I'm... a tourist.
我只是想去蒙特卡洛看看。 l just wanted to check out Monte Carlo.
我听过很多关于它的事，但我从来没有真正理解过……它是否是法国的一部分或者什么。 l'd heard a lot about it, but l never really understood... if it was a part of France or what.
它很好。我很喜欢。 It's nice. l like it a lot.
难以置信的干净，就像迪士尼世界一样。 Unbelievably clean, like Disney World.
你一个人在蒙特卡洛吗? And are you in Monte Carlo alone?
那得看情况。你有什么想法? That depends. What did you have in mind?
回答这个问题! Answer the question!
我很抱歉。我好紧张。问题是什么? l'm sorry. l'm so nervous. What was the question?
我想知道真相。 l want the truth.
事实是，他是我的狗，但从昨天开始。 The truth is, he is my dog, but just since yesterday.
就在那时我找到了他。 That's when l found him.
所以他是我的狗，但只有一天。 So he was my dog, but just for a day.
你认识这个人吗? Do you know this man?
呃,这个人吗?不。不,我不喜欢。 Uh, this man? No. No, l don't.
你认识这个女人吗? Do you know this woman?
我这辈子从没见过她。 Never saw her before in my life.
那为什么她的照片在你的钱包里? Then why was her picture in your wallet?
每个钱包里都有她的照片。 Her picture comes with every wallet.
保持沉默。如果你想玩游戏，我们就去赌场。 Be silent. lf you want to play games, we'll go to the casino.
你钱包里有我的照片吗? You had my picture in your wallet?
你们俩都是一起谋杀案的嫌疑人。 You are both suspects in a murder case.
你告诉我的一切都是谎言，一个接一个。 Everything you told me is lies, one after the other.
你们是美国夫妇…把范·杜根夫人的狗还给她的人，对吧? You are the American couple... who was returning Madame Van Dougen's dog, right?
他说不要说实话，因为你不会相信我们。 He said not to tell the truth because you wouldn't believe us.
看,朱利安?lt很好。他们知道我们是谁。 See, Julian? lt's fine. They know who we are.
天啊，真是松了一口气。我当时太恐慌了。 God, what a relief. l was getting so panicked.
那我们就不打扰你了。 Well, we'll get out of your hair.
你有事情要处理。 You got things on your plate.
你有谋杀案要破。 You got a murder to solve.
我们还没有完全完成。 We're not quite finished.
我们在范·杜根夫人的车库里找到了这个火柴盒。 We found this matchbook by Madame Van Dougen's garage.
上面写着奥吉·莫洛斯科的名字。L 'Hotel巴黎。 On it is written the name Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris.
-这是你的火柴盒吗?——没有。我根本不抽烟。 - ls this your matchbook? - No. l don't even smoke.
刚才在大厅里他要了一支烟。 Just now in the hall he asked for a cigarette.
我偶尔会抽烟，比如我被捕的时候。 l smoke occasionally, like when l'm arrested.
看，这是我的火柴盒。我在火车上从一个人那里得到的。 Look, it is my matchbook. l got it from a man on a train.
探长，我们找到了他们的同伙。 lnspector, we found their accomplices.
-把他们带走。- - - - - -来吧。我们走吧。 - Take them away. - Come on. Let's go.
同伙? Accomplices?
我在这里有幽闭恐惧症! l'm getting claustrophobic in here!
你得让我出去!放我出去，伙计! You got to let me out! Let me out of here, man!
男人!你管这叫警车? Man! You call this a police car?
我屁股上的疖子比这个还大! l had a boil removed from my ass bigger than this!
把盖子盖上，尼尔。 Put a lid on it, Neil.
这种事会毁了你们的旅游业，伙计! This sort of thing will kill your tourism industry, pal!
一旦旅游业下滑，经济就会崩溃……然后王子会怎么做? Once your tourism falls, your economy collapses... and then what's the Prince going to do?
他得找个真正的工作了! He's going to have to get a real job!
他会为此感到沮丧的! He's going to be bummed about that!
把你的法国爪子从我身上拿开!我记下了你们所有的警徽号码。 Get your French paws off me! l got all your badge numbers.
你们都要卷入一场大官司了! You're all going to be named in a major lawsuit!
尼尔，你能闭嘴吗? Neil, will you shut up!
我要求见美国领事。 l demand to see the American Consul.
我要求我们的合法权利。 l demand our legal rights.
我们是美利坚合众国的公民。 We are citizens of the United States of America.
-想想看!-想想看! - Think about that! - Think about this!
想想看，你的余生……在一个6英尺乘8英尺的牢房里…被人性的渣滓所包围。 Think about spending the rest of your life... in a cell 6 feet by 8 feet... surrounded by the dregs of humanity.
-想想看。-你吓不到我 - Think about that. - You don't scare me.
你没有我们的把柄。 You got nothing on us.
没有什么?你带着一具尸体被海关拦下…在你的行李箱里切碎了。你说这没什么? Nothing? You were stopped by Customs with a dead body... chopped up in your suitcase. You call that nothing?
好吧，我承认…但这并不意味着我们杀了她。 All right, l'll give you that... but that doesn't mean we killed her.
那个手提箱都不是我们的。 That suitcase isn't even ours.
长官，我们不知道死者是谁…也不知道她是怎么钻进行李箱的。 Sir, we have no idea who the dead woman is... or how she got into that suitcase.
我想知道整个故事。 l want the whole story.
离开了。我要知道每个细节。 Leave out nothing. l want every detail.
坐下来。杜桑。 Sit down. Toussaint.
好吧,好吧。我是Neil Schwary…-这是我妻子Marilyn。我是做服装生意的。我每年来欧洲两次。 OK, all right. My name is Neil Schwary... - And this is my wife Marilyn. - Enchanter l'm in the clothing business. l come to Europe twice a year.
我看了所有的大标签…阿玛尼、香奈儿、范思哲，我还买了一些……稍微改进一下……然后以三分之一的价格把它们拿下。 l look at all the big labels... the Armanis, Chanels, Versaces, and l buy a few of them... improve on them a little bit... and then knock them off for a third of the price.
我妻子通常不跟我一起旅行。但今天是我们结婚十周年纪念日——我觉得这是个很好的机会……去看看你们非常美丽的国家——它非常美丽。 My wife usually doesn't travel with me... but this being our 10th anniversary-- l thought it was a wonderful opportunity... to see your very beautiful country-- and it is very beautiful.
哦,是的。你们法国人做得真不错。 Oh, yeah. You French really do it up right.
把你自己局限在事实中，而不是胡说八道。 Confine yourself to the facts, not the bullshit.
莫洛斯科先生，你的花。 Monsieur Morosco, your flowers.
Meoci，Joubeotr 和我妻子? Meoci, Joubeotr And my wife?
她在巴黎咖啡馆吃早餐。 She's having breakfast at the Cafe de Paris.
非常好。她现在心情怎么样? Very good. What kind of mood is she in?
——情绪?-她有武器吗? - Mood? - Did she have weapons?
玫瑰挡不住子弹。 Roses won't stop a bullet.
-她看起来很放松。——放松?lnteresting。 - She seemed relaxed. - Relaxed? lnteresting.
谢谢,Jouber。 Merci, Jouber.
哦，亲爱的，谢谢你。他们是美丽的。 Oh, darling, thank you. They're beautiful.
你看起来比昨晚好多了。 You're looking much better than you did last night.
因为今天我改过自新了。 That's because today l'm a new man.
下次就不是汽油了。它会是真的。 Next time it won't be gas. lt will be the real thing.
这样的奉献。 Such devotion.
埃琳娜，昨晚改变了我的人生。 Oh, Elena, last night changed my life.
这次我痊愈了。我再也不赌博了……如果这意味着失去我爱的女人，我就不会。 This time l'm cured. l'll never gamble again... not if it means losing the woman l love.
奥吉，你认识范·杜根夫人吗? Augie, did you know Madame Van Dougen?
爬行动物?我当然认识她。 That reptile? Of course l knew her.
三个月前的百家乐，她赢了我一大笔钱。 3 months ago in baccarat, she won a fortune from me.
-我差点杀了她。——有人做。 - l could have killed her. - Somebody did.
他们在一个行李箱里发现了她的尸体被砍成了碎片。 They found her body in a suitcase hacked to pieces.
——谋杀?——不,自杀。 - Murder? - No, suicide.
当然是谋杀。 Of course it was murder.
他们逮捕了涉案的4名美国人。 They arrested 4 Americans in the case.
他们还在寻找幕后主使。 They're still looking for the mastermind.
-离我远点——lnspector ? - Get away from me. - lnspector?
-离我远点——当然。 - Get away from me. - Of course.
别担心，施韦里夫人。现在是空的。 Don't worry, Madame Schwary. lt is now empty.
坐下来。 Sit down.
-我们没有权利吗?-你认识这两个吗? - Don't we have rights? - Do you know these two?
-从没见过。——我。 - Never seen them before. - Me, either.
——你呢?-嘿，你找到我的手提箱了! - And you? - Hey, you found my suitcase!
看起来像我的手提箱。我不太确定。 lt looks like my suitcase. l'm not exactly sure.
谢谢你！你现在可以走了。 Thank you. You may go now.
顺便说一句，我喜欢这稀粥。 By the way, love the gruel.
来吧。 Come on.
探长，我们会立刻报警的但我们太害怕了。 lnspector, we would've come to the police right away... but we were just so afraid.
施韦里夫人，你完全有理由害怕。 Madame Schwary, you have every reason to be afraid.
等一下。我不可能做到的。 Wait a minute. l couldn't have done it.
在这个女人被谋杀的时候…我和别人在一起。 At the time this woman was murdered... l was with somebody else.
我跟你说过的那个赌徒。 The guy l told you about--the gambler.
是的,赌徒。你知道这个赌徒的名字吗? Yes, the gambler. And you have a name for this gambler?
——Morosco。奥吉。Morosco——Morosco ?这家伙是谁? - Morosco. Augie Morosco. - Morosco? Who is this guy?
说来话长。 lt's a long story.
现在一切都步入正轨了。奥吉·莫洛斯科是我们的主谋。 Now it all falls into place. Augie Morosco is our mastermind.
你是个赌徒，莫罗斯科先生? You're a gambler, Monsieur Morosco?
以前是，很多年前。 Used to be, years ago.
你认识范·杜根夫人吗? Did you know Madame Van Dougen?
l。梦见一个女人。从天堂。 l did. Dream of a woman. Sent from heaven.
对这个世界来说太好了。 Too good for this world.
三周前在赌场，你想坐在她头上。 3 weeks ago at the casino, you attempted to sit on her head.
她又冷又没戴帽子。 She was cold and without a hat.
跟我来。 Come with me.
你认识这两位吗? Do you know these two?
不,我不喜欢。 No, l don't.
你绝对确定? You are absolutely certain?
仔细想想，我确实认识他们。 Come to think of it, l do know them.
我在火车上遇到他们的。我差点买了他们的狗。 l met them on the train. l almost bought their dog.
你知道那是谁的狗吗? Do you know whose dog that was?
——你的吗?-范·杜根夫人餐厅。 - Yours? - Madame Van Dougen's.
——另一个巧合吗?——我猜。 - Another coincidence? - l guess.
你认识这两位吗? Do you know these two?
——不是吗?-不，我没有。 - No? - No, l don't.
他们和范·杜根夫人的尸体一起被发现…在一个手提箱。 They were found with Madame Van Dougen's body... in a suitcase.
嗯,这是不合逻辑的。为什么会有人…想和尸体一起爬进行李箱里吗? Well, that's illogical. Why would anybody... want to crawl inside a suitcase with a corpse?
-你不认识他们?-不，我不认识他们 - So, you don't know them? - No, l don't know them.
lnteresting。 lnteresting.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
那个人的说法恰恰相反。 That man claims just the opposite.
他说他和你在一起…在犯罪发生的时候。 He says he was with you... at the time the crime was committed.
恐怕这是不可能的。 Well, l'm afraid that's impossible.
你怎么知道的?我还没告诉你……犯罪发生的时间。 How do you know? l haven't told you... what time the crime was committed.
点好。 Point well taken.
犯罪是什么时候发生的? What time was the crime committed?
昨晚1点到1点半之间。 Last night between 1:00 and 1:30.
1点到1点半之间。 Between 1:00 and 1:30.
刚好在那个时候…我在酒店里和我老婆做爱。 lt just so happens at that hour... l was in my hotel making love to my wife.
我知道这是事实，因为她狂喜的尖叫声…吵醒了邻居。有人喊了出来……“现在是凌晨1点到1点半之间!” l know this for a fact, because her screams of ecstasy... woke up the neighborhood. Somebody actually shouted out... ''lt's between 1:00 and 1:30 in the morning!
让这个可怜的女人休息一下吧!“我照做了。 Give the poor woman a break!'' And so l did.
你想坚持那个说法吗? You wish to stand by that story?
-哦,是的。这是个好故事。- - - - - -很好。 - Oh, yes. lt's a good story. - Very well.
我计划调查每一个细节。 l plan to investigate every detail.
我要再拿你的护照48小时。 l will hold your passport for another 48 hours.
你可以留着它。我有很多。 You can keep it. l have lots.
你看，他以为他在和一个白痴打交道。 You see, he thought he was dealing with an idiot.
-他以为他把我困住了-你做了什么? - He thought he had me trapped. - And what did you do?
我有确凿的不在场证明。 l gave myself an ironclad alibi.
谋杀发生时，我告诉他，我和你在床上。 l told him at the time of the murder, l was in bed with you.
但你没和我在床上。 But you weren't in bed with me.
我知道我不是，但你是唯一知道的人…我没有和你在床上…这就是我不在场证明的美妙之处。 l know l wasn't, but you're the only one who knows... l wasn't in bed with you... and that is the beauty of my alibi.
如果警察审问我怎么办? What if the police question me?
如果他们问你，你就说我跟你上床了。 lf they question you, you say l was in bed with you.
但如果警方调查，他们会发现…和我上床的不是你。 But if the police investigate, they'll discover... it wasn't you l was in bed with.
奥吉，你想让我怎么表现? Augie, how do you expect me to behave?
我又生气又受伤。我受够了你的赌博。 l was angry and hurt. l'm sick of your gambling.
首先你花光了你父亲的钱直到他心碎而死。 First you run through your father's money... till he died of a broken heart.
这名男子体重600磅，还跑过马拉松。 The man weighed 600 pounds and ran a marathon.
现在你花光了我一半的钱。 And now you've run through half my money.
赌博是你的真爱，不是我。 Gambling is your true love, not me.
夫人。 Madame.
奥吉，亲爱的，我真惭愧。 Augie, darling, l'm so ashamed.
我做了件可怕的事。但你看，事实是——你不明白。我刚刚失去了不在场证明。 l've done something terrible. But you see, the truth is-- You don't understand. l just lost my alibi.
这就是困扰你的事吗? ls that all that's bothering you?
你没有看见吗?如果我撒谎被发现…他们会认为我杀了那个小你可以放松点。我会确保你的不在场证明可靠的。 Don't you see? lf l'm caught lying... they'll think l killed the little-- You can relax. l'll make sure your alibi's secure.
没人会知道昨晚睡在我床上的不是你。 No one will know it wasn't you in my bed last night.
你愿意为我这么做?埃琳娜，我配不上你 You'd do that for me? Elena, l'm not worthy of you.
-我开始同意了。-我饿死了。让我们吃。 - l'm beginning to agree. - l am famished. Let's eat.
- A tout A l'heure。——晚安,阿方索。 - A tout a l'heure. - Bonsoir, Alfonso.
-他就是你的真命天子?请——奥吉。 - He's the one? - Augie, please.
他很帅。他是谁，斗牛士吗? He's very handsome. What is he, a bullfighter?
-别做疯狂的事。-你说反了。 - Don't do something crazy. - You've got that backwards.
如果我不做点什么，那我就是疯了。 l'd be crazy not to do something.
嘿,你!是的,你。你睡了我老婆，对吧? Hey, you! Yes, you. You slept with my wife, didn't you?
——这取决于。你的妻子是谁?——埃琳娜。昨晚。还记得吗? - That depends. Who's your wife? - Elena. Last night. Remember?
——埃琳娜。她嫁给你了?-没错，花花公子。 - Elena. She's married to you? - That's right, casanova.
我们喝了几杯。什么也没有发生。 We had a couple of drinks. Nothing happened.
——一个聊天。一个说话。再见。-她都告诉我了 - A chat. A talk. Adios. - She told me all about it.
好了，棕褐色的小子，跟我来。 OK, tan boy, you're coming with me.
请不要伤害我。我求求你。我的脸就是我的财富。 Please do not harm me. l beg you. My face is my fortune.
我已经打了92场比赛了。 l've had 92 professional fights.
只有两个人和男人在一起过。我把他们都弄丢了。 Only 2 have been with men. l lost both of them.
阿方索，你的巫毒术怎么做得这么好? Alfonso, how do you do that voodoo that you do so well?
-我有我的秘密，奥古斯托-我相信你会的 - l have my secrets, Augusto. - l'm sure you do.
-埃琳娜，你记得阿方索吧——你好,阿方索。 - Elena, you remember Alfonso. - Hello, Alfonso.
原来是一个可爱的家伙…他会支持我的不在场证明。 Turns out to be a sweetheart of a guy... and he's going to back up my alibi.
-坐下，坐下，坐下。来吧。-你真好。 - Sit, sit, sit, sit. Come on. - How nice for you.
lsn吗?好了，艾尔，为了不让我们的线交叉…你说你什么时候到我房间的? lsn't it? Now, Al, so that we don't get our wires crossed... what time did you say you arrived in my room?
——11:30左右)。-然后发生了什么? - 11:30 ish. - And then what happened?
-埃琳娜和我开始-别说细节了 - Well, Elena and l began to-- - Skip the details.
-你什么时候通过的?-你疯了，奥吉。 - What time were you through? - You're demented, Augie.
我得把事实弄清楚。 l've got to get the facts straight.
你什么时候结束的，11点45分吗? So what time did you wrap things up, uh, 11:45?
12点。嗯,12:30。接近一点。 12:00. Uh, 12:30. Closer to 1:00.
一个半小时?你怎么能坚持一个半小时呢? An hour and a half? How can you do it for an hour and a half?
-然后呢?-我听到门口有脚步声。 - So then what? - l heard footsteps at the door.
我自然以为是你，所以我马上就走了。 Naturally l assumed that it was you, so l left immediately.
-有人看见你了吗?——没有。我从窗户跳下去了。 - Did anyone see you? - No. l went through the window.
客房服务呢?-你叫了客房服务? - What about room service? - You ordered up room service?
啊,是的。在某个时刻……服务员给我们端来一瓶白兰地。 Ah, yes. At a certain moment... the waiter brought us a bottle of cognac.
我不会付钱的。 Well, l'm not paying for it.
我在想服务员有没有看到我的脸。 l'm trying to recall if the waiter saw my face.
认为,男人。 Think, man.
现在我还记得。他敲门时，我只把门打开了一条缝。 Now l remember. When he knocked, l opened the door just a crack.
然后我伸出胳膊抓住了瓶子。 Then l put my arm out and grabbed the bottle.
他可能认出了你的胳膊，戒指，手表，手镯。 He could've recognized your arm, a ring, a watch, a bracelet.
不。我什么都没穿……除了你的睡袍。 No. l was wearing nothing... except for your robe.
-我的织锦长袍?-先生，那个。 - My brocade robe? - Sir That one.
哦,完美!lt是完美的! Oh, perfect! lt's perfect!
当这一切结束，我保证会修补你破碎的心。 When this is over, l promise to mend your broken heart.
我会日夜陪着你。 l'll be with you night and day.
我们将去巴黎。我们将在杜伊勒里宫散步。 We'll go to Paris. We'll walk in the tuileries.
我们去妈妈街那家有趣的小咖啡馆吃饭。 We'll eat in that funny little cafe in Monmom.
-蒙马特。-当然是蒙马特了。 - Montmartre. - Montmartre, of course.
天啊，我喜欢你纠正我的时候。 Oh, God, l love it when you correct me.
哦，亲爱的，我知道我让你失望了…但我将改变……现在开始。 Oh, darling, l know l've been a disappointment to you... but l'll change... beginning now.
好,干邑。 Good, the cognac.
——小心!它是连着的。-亲爱的，我们有客人。 - Careful! It's attached. - Darling, we have guests.
很高兴见到你，探长，探长。 Nice to see you, inspector, detective.
让我给你介绍我的妻子，莫洛斯科夫人。 Let me introduce you to my wife Madame Morosco.
-你好!-这是你妻子? - How do you do? - This is your wife?
为什么人们总是这么问? Why do people keep asking that?
莫洛斯科夫人，原谅我……但我必须问一个很尴尬的问题。 Madame Morosco, forgive me... but l must ask a potentially embarrassing question.
昨晚和你在这个房间的是谁在午夜到一点半之间? Who was in this room last night with you... between midnight and 1:30?
我的丈夫。 My husband.
——晚安,先生。-看谁来了 - Bonsoir, monsieur. - Hey, look who's here.
lt的安东尼。进来吧，我的好朋友。 lt's Antoine. Come in, my good man.
你能告诉检查员…昨晚午夜到一点半之间谁在这个房间里? Would you mind telling the inspector... who was in this room last night between midnight and 1:30?
Morosco先生。我给他带了一瓶加斯顿·德·拉格朗日。 Monsieur Morosco. l brought him a bottle of Gaston de Lagrange.
他穿着一件袍子。 He was wearing this very same robe.
谢谢你，安托万。这是给你的，我的好兄弟。 Oh, thank you, Antoine. And this is for you, my good man.
现在拿着干邑出去。 Now take the cognac and get out.
-我明白，先生-现在移动。 - Meoci, monsieuor - Now. Move.
很好的服务员。就像他昨晚那样。 Very nice waiter. As he was last night.
很好。你的不在场证明完好无损。 Very well. Your alibi is intact.
你怀疑我，探长。 You doubted me, inspector.
这么多年来，我已经学会了，永远不要对执法人员撒谎。 l've learned over the years to never lie... to an officer of the law.
警察永远是你的朋友。 The policeman is always your friend.
周末愉快。 Have a nice weekend.
那些傻瓜。 Those fools.
还有一个小细节。 There is one other small detail.
当然。总是乐于助人。 Of course. Always eager to help.
-跟我来。——走吧。 - Come with me. - Go.
昨晚1点整... . Last night, at exactly 1 A.M... .
酒店车库里的技工…看见一个人影从这扇窗户出来…从防火梯下去。我猜是你。 the mechanic in the hotel garage... saw a figure come out this window... and go down the fire escape. l assume that was you.
-当然是我- l。很好。 - But of course it was me. - l see. Very well.
让我们重演你的旅程，好吗? Let us re-enact your journey, shall we?
我当然会。 Of course l will.
没什么大不了的。 No big deal.
奥吉，你在干什么? Augie, what are you doing?
我在拍一部警察训练片。 l'm making a police training film.
你以为我在干什么? What do you think l'm doing?
哦,上帝! Oh, God!
噢,痛苦。 Oh, pain.
这比烧地毯还严重。 That's worse than a rug burn.
然后你又去了哪里? And where did you go from here?
我想我走过了这条梁。 l believe l walked across this beam.
-晚安。——你先请 - Well, good night. - After you.
确定。 Sure.
神。 God.
-你进过这个房间?-是的，我说了。 - You came into this room? - Yes, l did.
多方便啊。范·杜根夫人被杀的房间。 How convenient. The room where Madame Van Dougen was murdered.
-你能开慢点吗?——慢点 - Could you slow down? - Easy.
这事什么时候才能结束? When is this thing going to end?
——你!你弄伤我的胳膊了。-现在是1:10。 - You! You're hurting my arm. - The time now is 1:10.
-真是个噩梦!-这是受害者的手表 - What a nightmare! - This is the victim's watch.
如你所见，它在发生犯罪的那一刻停止了，1:10。 As you see, it has stopped at the moment of the crime--1:10.
哦，不!不是我干的。 Oh, no! l didn't do it.
我这辈子都没来过这个房间! l've never been in this room before in my life!
我说的都是谎话。你得相信我! l lied about everything. You got to believe me!
我是无辜的! l'm innocent!
请坐，莫罗科先生。 Please take a seat, Monsieur Morosco.
好吧，但我还是无辜的。我不知道我为什么在这里。 OK, but l'm still innocent. l don't know why l'm here.
我什么都没做。我是无辜的。 l didn't do anything. l'm innocent.
先生?我可以看看那个火柴盒吗?谢谢你！ Sir? May l see that matchbook? Thank you.
这就是你的人，波纳尔。 Here's your man, Bonnard.
看看他，他浑身上下都是罪恶感。 Look at him--he's got guilt written all over him.
——我吗?-你们都有动机。 - Me? - You all had the motives.
这只——这只非常需要钱……他想把一条不属于他的狗卖给我! This one--this one was so desperate for money... he tried to sell me a dog he didn't own!
和你!你昨晚真是疯了! And you! You were insane last night!
探长，那人口吐白沫! lnspector, the man was frothing at the mouth!
去问问在赌场见过他的人。他是暴力。 Ask anyone who saw him in the casino. He was violent.
如果这个房间里有人会杀人，那一定是施韦里! lf anyone in this room is capable of murder, it's Schwary!
-我应该-先生 - Why, l ought to-- - Monsieur!
等一下!放开!我丈夫也许能…很多低级的，低能的行为…但他太懦弱了，不会去杀人。 Wait a minute! Let go! My husband may be capable... of a lot of lowbrow, moronic behavior... but he's too much of a coward to commit murder.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
探长，拜托。你还想怎么样? Look, inspector, come on. What more do you want?
看在上帝的份上，他在吃证据。 The man was eating the evidence, for God's sake.
我是无辜的。不是我干的! l'm innocent. l didn't do it!
我这辈子都没做过一个半小时的爱! l've never made love for an hour and a half in my life!
问我的妻子。她会告诉你。 Ask my wife. She'll tell you.
这正是我要做的。 That's precisely what l intend to do.
坐下来。 Sit down.
埃琳娜,亲爱的。 Elena, darling.
夫人，现在是真相大白的时刻。 Madame, we are now at the hour of truth.
生命处于危险之中。可怜的生命，但仍然活着。 Lives are at stake. Pitiful lives, but lives nevertheless.
现在，那个男人是谁……昨晚从801套房窗户爬出去的人吗 Now, who was the man... that crawled out the window of Suite 801 last night?
——我的丈夫。-埃琳娜，真相…不管事情有多糟糕。 - My husband. - Elena, the truth... no matter how awful it may be.
你昨晚和谁上床了? Who were you in bed with last night?
-说出他的名字。——奥吉。Morosco - Say his name. - Augie Morosco.
这个女人撒谎成性。 The woman is a compulsive liar.
她这么说只是为了保护我。 She's only saying that to protect me.
因为事实上，我妻子，在案发的时候…在另一个男人的怀里。而那个人，探长先生…是杀害范·杜根夫人的真凶 Because in fact, my wife, at the hour of the crime... was in the arms of another man. And that man, Mr. lnspector... is the real murderer of Madame Van Dougen.
-阿方索·德拉佩尼亚?阿方索蒙特卡洛是个小镇。 - Alfonso de la Pena? - Alfonso-- Monte Carlo is a small town.
请坐，莫洛斯科夫人。 Please take a seat, Madame Morosco.
——你。- de la Pena先生…请进。 - You, too. - Senor de la Pena... come in, please.
我想你欠我一个解释，探长。 l believe you owe me an explanation, inspector.
我正打算这么做。 l intend to do just that.
告诉我们，如果你愿意的话，德拉佩纳先生... 你昨晚是不是在莫罗斯科夫人的套房里... 在 L’hotel de Paris？ Tell us, if you will, Senor de la Pena... were you in Madame Morosco's suite... at L'hotel de Paris last evening?
绝对不是。 Absolutely not.
请问这位先生是谁? Who is this gentleman, may l ask?
什么事，彼得斯先生? What is it, Monsieur Peters?
是那双鞋... 从灌木丛里拿出来的。 It's the shoes... from the bushes.
是他!他是凶手! It's him! He's the murderer!
不!不是我! No! lt was not me!
是的，我承认昨晚是我在灌木丛里…但我肯定是无罪的…杀害范·杜根夫人的凶手! Yes, l admit it was l who was in the bushes last night... but l am certainly not guilty... of the murder of Madame Van Dougen!
请继续，德拉培尼亚先生。 Please continue, Senor de la Pena.
你知道，我要去见…克莱尔在一点。 You see, l was to meet... Claire at 1:00.
没人知道我们的遭遇。 No one was to know of our encounters.
这是她的愿望。 lt was her wish.
但当我到达夫人的卧室时…她不在那里。 But when l arrived in madame's bedroom... she was not there.
你在卧室里看到了什么? What did you see in the bedroom?
没有什么不寻常的。 Nothing unusual.
她的床像往常一样被掀开了。 Her bed was turned down as always.
她的浅蓝色睡衣铺得很仔细。在床的底部……但是没有夫人的踪影。 Her powder blue negligee was carefully laid... at the bottom of the bed... but there was no sign of madame.
我从前门离开了。 l left by the front door.
我立刻听到有人从车道上过来。 lmmediately l heard someone coming up the drive.
是一对送还拿破仑的夫妇。 lt was this couple returning Napoleon.
我迅速躲进灌木丛中。以履行夫人的保密誓言。 l quickly ducked into the bushes... to honor madame's vow of secrecy.
他们走了，我也走了。 When they left, l left.
我没什么可说的了。 l have nothing left to say.
我什么也没看见。 l saw nothing more.
我不敢相信…和这个男人的妻子谈了一个半小时后…你和那个老妇人是我就是干这个的。 l can't believe... after an hour and a half with this guy's wife... you and the old woman were-- lt's what l do.
很有趣。 Very interesting.
你同意吗，德保罗夫人? Don't you agree, Madame DePaul?
你不是告诉过我你唯一做的事…案发当晚…为范·杜根夫人准备晚餐 Didn't you tell me the only chore you did... the night of the crime... was to prepare Madame Van Dougen's evening meal?
是的,这是正确的。 Yes, that's correct.
你不是还告诉我你坐了7点50的火车…去滨海圣云? Did you not also tell me you took the 7:50 train... to Saint Cloud Sur Mer?
是的，这也是正确的。 Yes, that's also correct.
那你就不在房子里……像往常一样把夫人的床掀开……拿出她的浅蓝色睡衣…正如先生在房间里描述的那样…大约下午1:15。 Then you were not in the house... to turn down madame's bed as always... and lay out her powder blue negligee... as senor described when he was in the room... at approximately 1:15.
不。我们——那么告诉我，如果你愿意……这张照片拍摄时，床是如何被重新整理的……在阿方索·德拉佩尼亚离开卧室45分钟后? No. We-- Then tell me, if you would... how the bed became remade when this photograph was taken... about 45 minutes after Alfonso de la Pena left the bedroom?
我想你从没坐过7点50的火车。 l propose you never left on the 7:50 train.
事实上，你根本就没离开过别墅。 As a matter of fact, you never left the villa at all.
我猜你当时在车库处理尸体…德拉佩尼亚先生出现的时候 l propose you were in the garage disposing of the body... when Senor de la Pena showed up.
他看见没整理的床就溜了。 He saw the unmade bed and slipped away.
你回来重新铺了床……不顾一切地想掩盖你的踪迹。 You returned and remade the bed... in a desperate attempt to cover your tracks.
-这不是我的主意。-闭嘴，你这个傻瓜! - lt wasn't my idea. - Shut up, you fool!
我提议为拿破仑干杯……不仅因为它是我认识的唯一一只狗…他有自己的股票投资组合…而是因为他带我找到了菲比 l'd like to propose a toast to Napoleon... not only because he's the only dog l know... that has his own stock portfolio... but because he led me to Phoebe.
为此，我将永远心存感激。 And for that, l will be eternally grateful.
——干杯。——敬拿破仑。 - Cheers. - To Napoleon.
除了蒙特卡洛，还有哪个地方会有警察逮捕你…然后给你买最好的香槟? Where else but Monte Carlo would a cop arrest you one day... and then buy you the finest champagne the next?
香槟是我买的。 l bought the champagne.
亲爱的，这东西要两百块一个! Honey, this stuff has got to be 200 bucks a pop!
-那是小钱。- Marilyn，这是什么? - That's chicken feed. - Marilyn, what is this?
尼尔，这是我在轮盘赌中赢的250万法郎。 This, Neil, is the 2 1/2 million francs l won at roulette.
那可是50万美国人的大麻，都是我的。 That's half a million American smackaroos, and it's all mine.
亲爱的,你赢了! Honey, you won!
我认为我们需要看到一个善良的…一个更温和的尼尔·施韦里，对吧? l think we need to see a kinder... a gentler Neil Schwary in the future, don't you?
或者我会把你带回去，然后给你…这十年来你一直在给我。 Or maybe l'll take you back, and give it to you the way... you've been giving it to me the past 10 years.
是的!这是我应得的，Marilyn。带我回来。 Yes! l deserve it, Marilyn. Take me back.
我会考虑的。 l'll think about it.
女士们,先生们…我希望你学到了宝贵的一课。 Ladies and gentlemen... l hope you have learned a valuable lesson.
你所有的麻烦都来自于你的不信任和恐惧。 All your trouble came from your mistrust and fear.
以后，对警察要诚实。 ln the future, try to be honest with the police.
如果你再惹上什么麻烦…-请…——别叫。 Bonsoir And if you get into any further trouble... - please... - Don't call.
-你知道，这很有趣。-是的。 - You know, it's funny. - Yes, it is.
当你把两千万美元留给一只狗…你这是在要求被谋杀。 When you leave $20 million to a dog... you're asking to be murdered.
那2000万美元呢? So, what becomes of the $20 million?
我想谁能得到狗的监护权，谁就能得到钱的监护权。 l suppose whoever gets custody of the dog... gets custody of the money.
狗——生活中被误解的生物之一……没有人配得上他。 The dog--one of life's misunderstood creatures... to whom no man is truly worthy.
我就是干这个的 lt's what l do.