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夜上海 夜上海 夜上海

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杀死你 杀死你 杀死你 杀死你

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顶呀!顶呀!

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上呀

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唉!手球啊!

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不是呀!

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唉!

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肥周哥,怎么了?担心老婆呀?

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倒也是

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楼下一对两夫妇刚刚自杀死了!

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这两天我回去都有点害怕遇见鬼

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鬼?什么鬼?

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用不着这么大反应吧?

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我是问你,是不是担心老婆怕鬼呀?

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不是!阿凤才不怕鬼的!

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我是担心大风大雨!

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她一个人在家!

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打电话回去又打不通

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怕她有什么事!

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要不要我叫阿宝过去看看?

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不用麻烦啦

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就隔壁有什么麻烦?

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我打个电话给他!

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不用了阿芝!阿凤没事的!谢谢!

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好棒!

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唉!有没有弄错啊?

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都说富咸会赢的!

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幸好听你的!

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相信这家伙一成就完蛋了!

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伤不伤心啊现在?

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什么?

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喂!阿虫哥!不是!灯哥!请买单!

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三号台买单呀!

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离谱的!

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势均力敌当然买主场啦

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还要让平半!

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如果让不起就不会让啦

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波是圆的!阿叔都有说啦!

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你现在的心情是不是很气结呢!

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你就想了

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都说这些是鬼盘

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看你会不会把握了!

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势均力敌当然要买下盘了在这种环境

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下盘!下次你就知!

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灯哥!多谢二百五十块!

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二百五十块那么便宜?三百蚊唔驶找!

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多谢虫哥!不,是多谢灯哥!

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多谢灯哥!

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走了!走了

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明天买什么记得通知一声!拜

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下次再来呀!多谢!

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我通你老娘

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终有一天我会赢得啪啪响!

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到时你别向我要提示

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欠人一身债

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终有一天被人打得啪啪响吧

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我告诉你!

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这个时候还要挑衅我的情绪?

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知不知道谁最恶呀?

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我当然知道!穷人嘛!

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你有没有听过电视说!

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切勿沉迷赌博啊!

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不赌不知时运高呀

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你不懂的,不跟你说

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算计一下尾场买什么好

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清理呀!

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多少钱?

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百九十元!

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三百块!

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多谢!多谢!

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谢谢!

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肥周哥反正老板不在

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又没顾客,先回去吧

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还有活要干呀!

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行了!就留给我和阿虫阿强就可以

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巴塞罗那多少赔率?

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平手?二千蚊巴塞!

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干嘛又扯到我身上呀?

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肥周哥想回家看看老婆不行吗?

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这么大雨!你帮不帮忙呀?

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还有尾场呀!

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肥周哥平时怎样帮你忙你都忘记了!

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行了!我跟肥周是老朋友!没计较的!

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行了行了!

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行了

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谢谢!

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快点走吧!小心点啊!

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阿虫!帮手执拾啊,还看波经!

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行了

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有没有搞错?一来就搭肩膀!

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你两口子是不是串通的?

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你抽大麻了?

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你少抽点吧

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少抽点没灵感呀!

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没灵感?这么晚下来干嘛?

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接你嘛,这么大雨,你又没带伞

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还没下班呀,你先坐吧

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你有没有东西不要呀?

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黄婆!我被你吓死了!

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你走路怎么没声音的?

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这么怕死你就快点搬吧

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趁现在人家收楼,能走就走吧

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那你怎么不走?

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你们不离开!我怎可以走?

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又跟我有关?

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这把伞我不要啦,你拿去吧

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多谢!

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忠伯

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周生回来了!

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是呀!

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我等你回来!

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忠伯!管理费我迟几天再给你吧

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好!

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对了!这里的住客也搬得七七八八了!

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应该没什么人交管理费了

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你到底有没有工资?

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工资属等闲事吧!

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只要这里一天有人居住!我也不会走!

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老婆…老婆

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老婆!夜了,你又在干什么?

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我打算煮两只鸡蛋给你

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你今天生日啊!

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是吗?我也忘了!

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让我帮你!

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小心呀!

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有没有破呀?

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没有!

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这鸡蛋好像坏了!

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没理由的!鸡蛋明明是你前天才买的

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怎会这么快变坏?

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是吗?不要紧吧

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让我尝尝

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不行!医生吩咐过

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你不可以随便吃东西

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尝一点没关系!来吧!

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不行!一点!万一有什么事怎办

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不要吃!

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那我再弄给你吧

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不用了!我先去洗澡!

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老婆!老婆!玩接龙吗?

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玩什么?今个月去过了!又挑?

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奖你生日啊!

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不用啦!

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这个好吗?

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不好!

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不好还直勾勾地看?

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我是看计算机有没有事!

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老婆呀!你别整天上色情网页吧!

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我是怕你闷

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才买部计算机回来让你玩接龙

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帮你挑选嘛!

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都说不用了!

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你有需要很正常,只怪我给不了你

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干嘛又说这些呢?我够了

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我说了不介意你跟别的女人做

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只要你做足安全措施!

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不可以找同一个女人!不可以

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不可以有真感情,留精不留情嘛

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行了,老婆!

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这个好吗?

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这个!这个是什么来的?

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我挑第二个给你!这个不错呀!

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不行不行!

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为什么?哗!哗!

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哗!很丑!第二个!

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什么?不好吗咩?

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不好不好!

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这个吧,我觉得这个不错

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麻烦请等一下!谢谢!

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哼.这次一定要蛇仔明还钱!

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不可以心软!一借就三年

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三年之后又三年,都快十年了!

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那混蛋住哪个单位呢?

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洗楼呀?

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喂,这么巧?

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这个好吗?

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昨天你尾场赢回来吗?

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别提了!非跳楼不可了!

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那你还来嫖妓?

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散散心也要呀!

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反正都是死,起码要开个荤

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做只风流鬼嘛!

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喂!一场死党

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去你那儿住几天行不行?

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喂!一场死党,不行行不行呀?

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别这样吧

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你不是不知道我老婆的环境

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不太方便

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不是呀,我觉得很方便

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我还可以帮你照顾她

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我老婆很独立,不用人照顾

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我去告发,说你来嫖妓

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什么?我老婆帮我挑的!

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你有种!

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你找到你要找的那个蛇仔明没有?

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那…你还会不会来找我呀?

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会!当然会!

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但是我不想你来

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为什么?

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姊妹们都说跟客人发生感情

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一定没有好结果!

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哦!这里是肥周的家?天意啊!

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你找谁呀?

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5B肥周

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找完朋友就快点走!

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我何时走关你什么事!

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是…是不是出来呀?

209
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那么多地方不去,偏偏来这里呀?

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探望朋友!探望朋友!很快就走

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哗!这么夜了!还是找天再来!

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看完朋友要马上走!

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我知道了!我知道了!

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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什么?

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我问你有没有东西不要呀?

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婆婆,你是人还是鬼呀?

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人鬼都不会分就到处跑

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你这样的外表,很难分呀!

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我赠你一句,眼看未为真呀!

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不知道你说什么?

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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有了,有了!这二十元不要的!

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谢谢!

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小伙子!

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再赠你一句!

227
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不要再赌啦,小心把命输掉呀

228
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你咒我呀给你钱你反而咒我?

229
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活该你当要饭!

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几十岁人也是这样的!

231
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不赌,不赌!我不赌请你吃红枣!

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肥周这个人

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怎会这么有同情心收留我呢!

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呀!有!阿宝!

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00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:39,793
宝!真的谢谢呀!我住几天就走啦!

236
00:21:39,818 --> 00:21:41,835
行啦!少麻烦了!

237
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,724
喂!尝尝啊!

238
00:21:46,742 --> 00:21:47,845
不要!

239
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,622
好东西不要?不识货

240
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:07,956
为何还在这?

241
00:22:16,594 --> 00:22:17,995
干嘛每次都那么迟?

242
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,943
小姐!你这种说法要戒啦!

243
00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,843
我肯送来算不错啦!

244
00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:25,357
你们这幢大厦像间鬼屋

245
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,239
我们店里只有我敢来!

246
00:22:28,318 --> 00:22:31,438
鬼你的头!鬼屋有美女住吗?

247
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,581
小姐!你这种说法又要戒了!

248
00:22:33,606 --> 00:22:35,753
OK!就当你真是美女!

249
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,958
为什么鬼屋不能有美女住呢?

250
00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:49,864
对了!棒啊!肚饿!吃东西!

251
00:22:49,889 --> 00:22:51,586
对不起!没你的份!

252
00:22:51,629 --> 00:22:53,610
不是吧?过门也是客呀!

253
00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:55,486
我只想你快点走!

254
00:22:56,813 --> 00:22:58,865
我想在这住几天而已!

255
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:02,756
阿芝你这么漂亮!一定有一颗善心!

256
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:04,650
善心我当然有!

257
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,182
不过不是向着你!

258
00:23:06,207 --> 00:23:08,338
我也帮过你很多次了!

259
00:23:08,363 --> 00:23:09,486
我劝过你戒赌!

260
00:23:09,511 --> 00:23:12,722
我在金钱上帮过你!精神上也帮过你!

261
00:23:12,748 --> 00:23:16,224
你怎么样?你自己死性不改,怪不了人

262
00:23:17,235 --> 00:23:19,490
那就再帮这一次吧!

263
00:23:20,158 --> 00:23:21,297
不行!

264
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,456
求求你了,要不是追债的追上门

265
00:23:25,481 --> 00:23:27,682
我也不用无家可归

266
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:31,290
天大地大,你叫我走哪里去?

267
00:23:32,022 --> 00:23:35,476
好呀!你喜欢赌博!我就跟你赌!

268
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,224
如果你赢了我就让你留下来

269
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:39,268
但如果你输了

270
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,369
就请你马上走!怎么样?

271
00:23:42,807 --> 00:23:46,211
好!我偏不信我赢不了你,怎么赌?

272
00:23:47,296 --> 00:23:50,415
就赌我这盒外卖是什么!

273
00:23:58,324 --> 00:23:59,820
干炒牛河!

274
00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:03,588
真的对不起了!

275
00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,710
是湿炒牛河!

276
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:09,015
都是牛河而已!也不是全错!

277
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,059
阿宝!你说对不对?

278
00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:13,003
阿宝!愿赌服输

279
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,138
别说我不指条明路给你走!

280
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,817
楼下二楼有个单位丢空着!

281
00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:20,797
你要躲几天嘛,就去那躲呀!

282
00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:34,888
楼下那单位,前几天才死了人呀

283
00:24:34,926 --> 00:24:37,500
死了人就不住得吗?

284
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:13,882
谁呀?

285
00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:18,598
是不是有人进去呀?喂?

286
00:25:18,623 --> 00:25:22,206
唉!总要闯进去的!

287
00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:24,617
你怕他转头不会走出来吗

288
00:25:24,643 --> 00:25:26,589
你别多管闲事吧

289
00:26:27,581 --> 00:26:32,374
不要睡这里!

290
00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:39,059
不要睡这里!

291
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:47,508
不要睡这里…不要睡这里…

292
00:26:54,023 --> 00:26:57,356
不要睡这里

293
00:28:01,274 --> 00:28:02,711
吓着你吗,先生?没事嘛?

294
00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:06,712
没什么,我听见球赛声音

295
00:28:06,737 --> 00:28:08,069
所以就看一下

296
00:28:08,094 --> 00:28:09,913
哦!我在看球赛呀!吵着你吗?

297
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,492
没有!没吵着!没吵着!

298
00:28:13,034 --> 00:28:15,723
哦?你的手受了伤!没事嘛?

299
00:28:15,748 --> 00:28:17,881
对了!怎会的?没事没事!

300
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:18,878
进来涂点药水吧!进来涂点药水!

301
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,337
不用了,不用了!不用客气!

302
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:21,550
阿寿!左邻右里没关系吧!

303
00:28:22,532 --> 00:28:23,342
不用了不用了!

304
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:25,534
别客气!别客气!进来吧!进来吧!

305
00:28:25,559 --> 00:28:26,591
怎么好意思呀!

306
00:28:27,438 --> 00:28:28,126
别客气!

307
00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:28,928
怎么好意思呀!

308
00:28:28,969 --> 00:28:30,522
真的不用客气啊!

309
00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:34,737
你坐一会儿!我拿胶布给你!

310
00:28:35,718 --> 00:28:36,656
谢谢!

311
00:28:52,349 --> 00:28:54,412
我叫阿虫呀!怎样称呼?

312
00:28:54,437 --> 00:28:56,240
我叫阿福!

313
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,907
阿福呀?好少女人改男人名字的

314
00:29:00,942 --> 00:29:01,961
是不是有玄机呢?

315
00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:03,736
是呀!我妈妈想我有福气!

316
00:29:03,761 --> 00:29:05,256
就叫我阿福了!

317
00:29:07,553 --> 00:29:09,998
你来认识女孩还是看球赛?

318
00:29:10,023 --> 00:29:11,126
不好意思!

319
00:29:12,007 --> 00:29:13,537
我们说什么关你什么事!

320
00:29:14,615 --> 00:29:16,597
对了!这位大哥怎样称呼?

321
00:29:17,816 --> 00:29:19,288
阿虫哥是吧!

322
00:29:19,313 --> 00:29:20,888
是呀!是呀!

323
00:29:20,913 --> 00:29:22,859
阿禄的性格是这样的

324
00:29:22,897 --> 00:29:25,115
不要介意!我帮你!

325
00:29:25,714 --> 00:29:26,402
谢谢,谢谢!

326
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:28,750
这些是女人的工作!我帮你!

327
00:29:28,775 --> 00:29:29,879
好呀!

328
00:29:31,177 --> 00:29:33,573
对了,虫哥!你住在哪一层?

329
00:29:34,168 --> 00:29:35,141
我不是住在这里的!

330
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,917
难怪这么生面口了

331
00:29:38,796 --> 00:29:39,662
你住这里吗?

332
00:29:39,701 --> 00:29:40,733
不是啊!

333
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,980
他们俩是我的朋友!来看球赛而已!

334
00:29:47,111 --> 00:29:48,642
成功了!

335
00:29:49,129 --> 00:29:50,375
你赌不赌?

336
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:57,859
我?我不赌简直不肯!

337
00:30:01,828 --> 00:30:03,368
呀!这就对了!

338
00:30:03,393 --> 00:30:06,027
我们现在四个人!

339
00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:10,730
不如一边打麻雀一边看球赛吧

340
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,686
什么?不是吧?

341
00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:18,433
你们打多大的?

342
00:30:18,458 --> 00:30:20,404
你是客!你说吧!

343
00:30:21,381 --> 00:30:25,379
小意思一两块吧,有什么规举呀?

344
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,116
用不着这么毒吧?

345
00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:35,466
你不犯规就没事了!

346
00:30:36,272 --> 00:30:38,075
那也是!那也是!

347
00:30:38,742 --> 00:30:41,187
对了!我今天身上没带现金!

348
00:30:41,212 --> 00:30:42,671
大家打筹码行不行?

349
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,632
我们习惯用这些做筹码的!

350
00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:51,777
你看!每张都几千万!

351
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,582
赌起来是不是豪爽得多呢

352
00:30:54,607 --> 00:30:56,182
很豪爽的!

353
00:30:56,207 --> 00:30:58,354
说那么多,你打不打呀?

354
00:30:58,886 --> 00:31:01,176
打!怎会不打!打!

355
00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,190
咦!皇马球赛开了!

356
00:31:07,062 --> 00:31:08,255
虽然我是她的支持者!

357
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,906
但这次她赢不了!

358
00:31:10,716 --> 00:31:11,630
我就说0比0!

359
00:31:11,655 --> 00:31:14,726
不是吧!我买重她了!

360
00:31:14,751 --> 00:31:18,263
你对又买不对又买!输定了!

361
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,494
打麻雀吧!打麻雀吧!

362
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:29,464
食糊!

363
00:31:30,617 --> 00:31:33,654
食糊!给钱!清一色!

364
00:31:33,678 --> 00:31:34,940
二索!

365
00:31:34,965 --> 00:31:38,892
食糊!二索!清一色!给钱!

366
00:31:39,558 --> 00:31:40,282
红中!

367
00:31:40,323 --> 00:31:43,778
食糊!大三元!给钱!

368
00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:45,309
发财!

369
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:49,831
食糊!真棒!尾糊也吃了!

370
00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:53,011
速速给钱!行了,行了!好!买单!

371
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,736
好了!好了!好了!

372
00:31:55,771 --> 00:31:56,650
我剩下两张而已!

373
00:31:56,675 --> 00:31:57,659
我也是!

374
00:31:57,685 --> 00:31:58,912
我也只剩下两张!

375
00:31:58,937 --> 00:32:02,685
你们三个真有趣,一起输那么多

376
00:32:05,269 --> 00:32:09,662
别这样吧,球赛你们可赢了不少呀

377
00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:12,879
我们三个只猜赛果不下赌的!

378
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:15,034
不是吧?有钱也不要!

379
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,830
赢那么多钱干什么?

380
00:32:16,855 --> 00:32:19,702
不是吧!赢那么多钱干什么?

381
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,718
喂!不如你们给我点提示!

382
00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:25,458
帮小弟赚回一点!

383
00:32:25,483 --> 00:32:26,515
你很爱钱吗?

384
00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:29,859
我有时简直觉得自己爱钱多过爱自己

385
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:31,756
那你今天晚上十二点再来

386
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,239
到时我们给你提示

387
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,389
早点来行不行呀?

388
00:32:36,025 --> 00:32:38,330
这样吧!你先给我电话!

389
00:32:38,355 --> 00:32:39,514
我们随时联络!

390
00:32:39,539 --> 00:32:43,644
拿什么电话?说好十二点就十二点!

391
00:32:44,514 --> 00:32:48,785
就是!提示也要慢慢想嘛,今晚见吧

392
00:32:49,628 --> 00:32:53,413
不错!今晚见,今晚见!今晚十二点!

393
00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:32,744
小妹妹,你的家人呢?

394
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,236
你自己一个人走来呀?

395
00:34:38,979 --> 00:34:40,605
那你认不认得路回家呀?

396
00:34:42,736 --> 00:34:44,717
哥哥送你去警察局

397
00:34:44,789 --> 00:34:47,363
让警察叔叔带你回家好不好呀?

398
00:34:49,903 --> 00:34:51,743
如果你暂时不想回家的话

399
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:53,775
那就上哥哥家坐一会

400
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,390
晚一些我再送你回去吧

401
00:35:06,325 --> 00:35:08,164
小妹妹,你饿不饿呀?

402
00:35:09,212 --> 00:35:10,565
不饿吗?

403
00:35:12,553 --> 00:35:13,835
那哥哥去一去厕所!

404
00:35:13,874 --> 00:35:15,785
等一会回来再跟你玩好不好?

405
00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:26,465
小妹妹

406
00:35:27,478 --> 00:35:28,546
咦!

407
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:46,782
喂!怎搞什么?我的东西呢?

408
00:35:50,824 --> 00:35:53,303
拷!定是那小妹

409
00:35:53,328 --> 00:35:55,654
下次看到你就要你好看!

410
00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:07,131
肥周!

411
00:37:07,156 --> 00:37:08,710
见鬼呀你?死到哪去了?

412
00:37:08,757 --> 00:37:11,047
别怪我不警告你!小心,小心!

413
00:37:11,088 --> 00:37:13,164
你再这样下去,老板叫我炒你了!

414
00:37:13,593 --> 00:37:16,038
你代我跟老板说!我炒他才对!!

415
00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:18,353
这种发不了财的工作不适合我!

416
00:37:19,090 --> 00:37:21,605
不怕告诉你,又让我找到一条财路了!

417
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,274
一世人两兄弟!要不要预你的份?

418
00:37:23,299 --> 00:37:24,652
算了啦

419
00:37:25,387 --> 00:37:28,146
有钱也不会赚,难怪你气色这么差!

420
00:37:28,171 --> 00:37:30,461
我发了财可别说我没出声叫你呀!

421
00:37:31,058 --> 00:37:33,419
快点换衣服开工啦!

422
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,348
开你的头!我回来收拾东西的!

423
00:37:35,373 --> 00:37:39,313
我早说过了!这种工作,滚开吧!

424
00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:43,466
这种工作做来干什么?你做吧

425
00:37:45,636 --> 00:37:47,386
那天结果找了哪个妞呀?

426
00:37:47,411 --> 00:37:48,206
娇娇!

427
00:37:48,245 --> 00:37:50,013
阿娇?行不行呀?

428
00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:56,074
样貌丑身材、服务又差!

429
00:37:56,108 --> 00:37:57,140
真的那么差?

430
00:37:57,779 --> 00:38:01,705
是真的!简直浪费金钱时间和精神

431
00:38:01,745 --> 00:38:04,051
算了吧!有钱你怕找不到女人?

432
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:06,436
阿娇不行,我找阿沙!

433
00:38:17,888 --> 00:38:20,995
你好,我是娇娇呀

434
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:24,300
我现在听不到你电话

435
00:38:24,325 --> 00:38:26,544
不用说那么多的了

436
00:38:26,621 --> 00:38:32,114
想我就直接上来找我吧快点啊

437
00:38:32,153 --> 00:38:33,955
太晚我不等的

438
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,732
喂!丫头!你是谁?

439
00:38:50,523 --> 00:38:51,531
阿宝!

440
00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:54,722
丫头?

441
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,126
丫头,你还敢在这里?快走呀!

442
00:38:59,151 --> 00:39:01,631
干嘛这么凶?小女孩来的!

443
00:39:01,656 --> 00:39:03,246
她扔掉我的东西呀!

444
00:39:04,474 --> 00:39:06,065
有什么吃完饭再说

445
00:39:08,405 --> 00:39:10,102
你干嘛扎两条辫子了?

446
00:39:10,911 --> 00:39:11,686
好不好看呀?

447
00:39:11,711 --> 00:39:14,700
你挽髻我也说你好看啦!

448
00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:18,227
向他道歉吧!

449
00:39:18,252 --> 00:39:19,533
对不起!

450
00:39:24,097 --> 00:39:25,105
先吃东西好了

451
00:39:25,836 --> 00:39:27,568
吃这东西哪有营养?

452
00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:29,308
我煮饭给你!

453
00:39:34,743 --> 00:39:36,618
半夜煮饭?

454
00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:38,981
你会煮饭吗?

455
00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:41,311
吃饭了!快过来吧!

456
00:39:44,206 --> 00:39:46,187
好像很好吃似的!

457
00:39:47,024 --> 00:39:49,456
是啊,我煮的!你喜不喜欢?

458
00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:51,647
喜欢!

459
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,819
多吃点呀

460
00:39:53,844 --> 00:39:54,514
好呀!

461
00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:55,406
吃饭!

462
00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:07,158
这个给你吃!

463
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:13,907
知道你还没吃饭

464
00:40:13,988 --> 00:40:15,667
买了一碗粥给你吃!

465
00:40:15,692 --> 00:40:17,744
你对我真好!

466
00:40:18,337 --> 00:40:19,096
你现在才知道吗?

467
00:40:19,138 --> 00:40:20,435
知道又怎样

468
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,963
我又不可以整天看到你!

469
00:40:24,286 --> 00:40:25,603
你以为我不想吗

470
00:40:26,374 --> 00:40:28,106
我已经一有空就来看你了!

471
00:40:30,131 --> 00:40:32,765
你说若我们天天也可以一起多好!

472
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,972
不如你别干了!我养你!

473
00:40:40,013 --> 00:40:44,319
你养我?你养的我多久!

474
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,847
不要紧吧!我们一起开心就行了!

475
00:40:50,971 --> 00:40:52,075
先吃粥吧!

476
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,094
好热呀!

477
00:40:55,808 --> 00:40:57,539
我帮你吹凉它!

478
00:40:59,808 --> 00:41:01,399
吃得了!

479
00:41:03,671 --> 00:41:04,809
很美味呀!

480
00:41:07,219 --> 00:41:08,678
多吃一口吧

481
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:18,697
很美味!

482
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,779
老公!你回来了!

483
00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:30,088
老婆呀!你搞什么?搞到乱七八糟!

484
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:30,887
给我,给我!

485
00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:32,558
我不小心打翻了

486
00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:34,088
你不要动好了

487
00:41:34,113 --> 00:41:35,862
安静坐着玩计算机不就好嘛

488
00:41:35,887 --> 00:41:37,275
若你再摔倒怎么办呢!

489
00:41:38,845 --> 00:41:41,657
为什么最近你回来都好像很累的?

490
00:41:42,638 --> 00:41:44,963
人家要工作嘛!

491
00:41:45,908 --> 00:41:48,162
你是不是开始觉得我烦?

492
00:41:49,143 --> 00:41:51,777
才回来,你让我歇口气行不行?

493
00:41:51,822 --> 00:41:53,606
如果你觉得我是一个负累

494
00:41:53,631 --> 00:41:56,911
你跟我说,我走!我不会再给你麻烦!

495
00:41:56,936 --> 00:42:00,056
你你又说这种话?你想

496
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,946
老公!你怎么了?老公!

497
00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:09,906
老公!

498
00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:22,518
阿婆!又是你呀?

499
00:42:22,543 --> 00:42:25,497
我上次给你钱你就这样报答我?

500
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:29,129
我上次送你那两句话不是报答了吗?

501
00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:31,823
行了!行了!多谢,多谢!多谢,多谢!

502
00:42:31,902 --> 00:42:34,522
请让一让!谢谢!谢谢!

503
00:42:34,547 --> 00:42:35,757
小伙子!

504
00:42:39,069 --> 00:42:40,351
有没有东西不要呀?

505
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:44,424
我这条命不要了,合适的就拿去吧?

506
00:42:44,602 --> 00:42:48,508
阿婆,你不要每次来向人要东西吧

507
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,665
很不吉利呀

508
00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:52,821
你一把年纪没运气无所谓!

509
00:42:52,847 --> 00:42:54,319
我还有一辈子好运

510
00:42:54,343 --> 00:42:55,570
所以说你都不化的!

511
00:42:55,595 --> 00:42:57,136
走运吧!走运吧!

512
00:42:57,161 --> 00:42:58,110
哗!什么来的?你在干什么?

513
00:42:58,135 --> 00:43:01,232
嘴巴比屎还臭!真是死了活该不可怜!

514
00:43:01,266 --> 00:43:04,778
拷!都不知道什么来的!

515
00:43:09,408 --> 00:43:11,733
都不知道什么来的?八婆!

516
00:44:33,743 --> 00:44:35,618
不会这么邪门吧?

517
00:44:45,189 --> 00:44:47,894
怎么了?像个水人似的?

518
00:44:49,191 --> 00:44:56,250
好好热呀!好热呀!

519
00:44:57,192 --> 00:45:00,905
在这里干什么?还不上去?

520
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,298
不是阿福她有什么吧?

521
00:45:04,325 --> 00:45:10,932
不是!买烟!我想去买包烟!

522
00:45:12,953 --> 00:45:14,703
是我们今晚的头选!

523
00:45:14,728 --> 00:45:17,955
全部提示都在这里了!

524
00:45:18,973 --> 00:45:20,547
别说那么多,我现在马上去下注

525
00:45:20,572 --> 00:45:21,783
拜拜!

526
00:45:27,009 --> 00:45:29,120
他似乎有点古怪!

527
00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:32,185
难道他看到阿福的真面目?

528
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:38,002
这样就好了!少一只鬼跟我们争!

529
00:45:38,838 --> 00:45:40,344
我们等了这么久

530
00:45:40,369 --> 00:45:42,694
才等到这个傻子!

531
00:45:44,127 --> 00:45:45,319
有了他的肉身

532
00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:48,298
我们就可以借尸还魂!

533
00:45:49,484 --> 00:45:53,233
不用到下边慢慢轮候!

534
00:45:53,972 --> 00:45:55,598
老规矩啦!

535
00:45:56,199 --> 00:45:58,226
哪个令傻仔赢得多钱!

536
00:45:58,251 --> 00:46:00,719
他的肉身就属于他!

537
00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:09,626
还要一次来三只?

538
00:46:21,423 --> 00:46:23,346
不是吧阿婆怎么又是你啊

539
00:46:23,371 --> 00:46:25,246
是不是我上辈子欠你的

540
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:27,521
是我前世欠了你才对!

541
00:46:27,546 --> 00:46:30,394
早叫你别再赌钱了!

542
00:46:30,435 --> 00:46:33,575
他们还不能出来,快远远地走吧

543
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,652
有多远走多远呀!

544
00:46:52,979 --> 00:46:53,987
我上班了!

545
00:46:54,023 --> 00:46:55,340
拜拜!

546
00:47:13,785 --> 00:47:17,950
喂!他现在出门口了!你跟住佢!

547
00:47:48,924 --> 00:47:51,285
有没有东西不要呀?

548
00:47:52,230 --> 00:47:53,238
没有!

549
00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:57,714
你们家的垃圾真臭!

550
00:47:57,761 --> 00:47:59,476
是垃圾都臭的啦!

551
00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:05,788
你们的特别臭!因为你们特别肮脏!

552
00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:13,129
两个都肮脏!真的很肮脏!很肮脏

553
00:48:29,769 --> 00:48:31,715
你的女儿很像你呀!

554
00:48:34,258 --> 00:48:36,168
不见你两天,以为你回家了!

555
00:48:36,206 --> 00:48:37,345
你为什么在这儿的?

556
00:48:37,911 --> 00:48:40,390
女儿当然要找爸爸!

557
00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:42,042
她不是我的女儿!

558
00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:47,645
连自己女儿都不认,真是太过份了

559
00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,853
神经病!都说不是我的女儿了

560
00:49:07,937 --> 00:49:10,820
阿布!近来有没有新书?

561
00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:13,735
你不要整天看这些书

562
00:49:15,207 --> 00:49:16,644
拿报纸去找工作吧!

563
00:49:16,669 --> 00:49:19,173
什么?不要!

564
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:21,760
我说正正经经找份工作呀!

565
00:49:21,783 --> 00:49:24,381
我们一班朋友只有你还没安定!

566
00:49:24,427 --> 00:49:26,788
还有啊!不要整天吸毒啦!

567
00:49:26,828 --> 00:49:27,801
没有益处的!

568
00:49:28,394 --> 00:49:30,213
每次见到你,你都这样说?

569
00:49:30,238 --> 00:49:31,570
你比我女人更难缠

570
00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,611
难怪你没女人要!

571
00:49:33,648 --> 00:49:35,363
什么?是我不要她们而已!

572
00:49:35,387 --> 00:49:36,882
是吗?是吗?

573
00:49:38,031 --> 00:49:39,990
后面那小女孩是你的亲戚吗?

574
00:49:40,015 --> 00:49:41,261
很像你呀!

575
00:49:41,928 --> 00:49:44,443
有这样的亲戚我就吐血了!

576
00:49:44,468 --> 00:49:47,316
真不知道她从哪来,整天跟着我

577
00:49:47,355 --> 00:49:48,779
不会是在暗恋你吧?

578
00:49:48,816 --> 00:49:51,505
神经病!说得就说

579
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,244
不跟你聊了!再见!

580
00:49:53,269 --> 00:49:55,144
好啦!拜拜!

581
00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:20,118
娜娜?

582
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:00,567
你不要再抽了!

583
00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:01,645
你忘了上一次吗?

584
00:51:01,670 --> 00:51:03,022
我不会让你再抽的!

585
00:51:04,314 --> 00:51:12,656
我不会让你再抽的

586
00:51:18,579 --> 00:51:20,346
活该的!

587
00:51:47,631 --> 00:51:49,018
又怎么啦你?

588
00:51:52,188 --> 00:51:53,834
我想我遇见鬼!

589
00:51:53,858 --> 00:51:56,338
咦!新花样呀,我没有空理你!

590
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:58,653
你过去陪阿虫吧!他哭球丧啊!

591
00:51:59,355 --> 00:52:00,221
不是吧!

592
00:52:01,582 --> 00:52:03,349
啤酒!怎样?要吃些什么?

593
00:52:13,585 --> 00:52:16,645
转性啦?不抽大麻,喝啤酒?

594
00:52:17,307 --> 00:52:18,968
我遇到一只女鬼呀!

595
00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:24,122
才一只?我撞见三只呢!

596
00:52:25,136 --> 00:52:28,276
不是啊!我认真的!

597
00:52:28,301 --> 00:52:30,176
我像说笑吗?

598
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:33,495
他们还给我提示叫我赌球

599
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,659
还说呀!

600
00:52:34,704 --> 00:52:38,108
谁让我赢最多钱就要了我的肉身

601
00:52:38,913 --> 00:52:40,176
这么恐怖?

602
00:52:40,201 --> 00:52:44,365
就是这么恐怖!但是我完全不怕!

603
00:52:45,628 --> 00:52:46,681
鬼都不怕?

604
00:52:46,706 --> 00:52:48,616
我只怕穷

605
00:52:49,595 --> 00:52:50,613
那提示中不中啊?

606
00:52:50,638 --> 00:52:52,074
中得利害!

607
00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:54,009
那你岂不是赢很多

608
00:52:54,535 --> 00:52:56,967
阿芝又说你哭球丧?

609
00:52:58,153 --> 00:53:01,051
我昨晚见鬼搞得我惊魂失措

610
00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:03,486
记不得买!

611
00:53:03,511 --> 00:53:05,694
你不是说不怕鬼吗?

612
00:53:08,347 --> 00:53:11,557
唉,这次真是心疼死了

613
00:53:11,582 --> 00:53:13,279
有什么办法

614
00:53:13,322 --> 00:53:16,027
可以跟他们多拿一次提示呢?

615
00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,669
他们用你的命来赌呀

616
00:53:19,202 --> 00:53:20,376
还回去找他们?

617
00:53:20,419 --> 00:53:23,824
用我的命来赌!

618
00:53:25,499 --> 00:53:27,516
是啊

619
00:53:27,725 --> 00:53:30,623
只要我令他们不分胜负!

620
00:53:30,648 --> 00:53:33,840
那我就可以一直继续拿提示了!

621
00:53:39,242 --> 00:53:41,496
咦!粘着什么呀?

622
00:53:42,269 --> 00:53:43,136
粘着什么呀?

623
00:53:43,173 --> 00:53:45,392
不知道!像一道符!

624
00:53:48,427 --> 00:53:49,923
我知道了!

625
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:52,532
昨晚我碰到乞儿婆时

626
00:53:52,567 --> 00:53:55,743
她黏在我的鞋底!

627
00:53:55,768 --> 00:53:58,596
这么好笑?不如拆开来看看

628
00:53:58,621 --> 00:54:00,246
入面有没写什么?

629
00:54:00,813 --> 00:54:02,165
也好啊!

630
00:54:07,215 --> 00:54:08,840
真的有馅呀!

631
00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:10,716
我知道了!

632
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:13,591
一定是乞儿婆多谢我送钱给她!

633
00:54:13,616 --> 00:54:16,155
写这道符送给我报答我!

634
00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:18,357
喂!哪个乞丐婆呀?

635
00:54:18,382 --> 00:54:20,376
就是你住那幢大厦

636
00:54:20,401 --> 00:54:23,213
成天向人要东西那个

637
00:54:24,506 --> 00:54:26,743
啊!你是说住顶楼那个黄婆!

638
00:54:26,768 --> 00:54:27,785
你认识她吗?

639
00:54:27,811 --> 00:54:30,410
走过有打个招呼!

640
00:54:31,151 --> 00:54:36,051
听说她懂一些茅山之类的什么道术

641
00:54:39,257 --> 00:54:42,399
难怪她好像什么都知道!

642
00:54:42,424 --> 00:54:44,263
原来是高人来的!

643
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,453
我想起了!她第一次遇见我时

644
00:54:48,477 --> 00:54:52,190
已经跟我说说我时运低!叫我别赌!

645
00:54:52,861 --> 00:54:55,780
这句说话我想天天都有人跟你说!

646
00:54:57,802 --> 00:54:59,377
那有没有人天天跟你说!

647
00:54:59,402 --> 00:55:02,022
其实你不说话时样子蛮好看的

648
00:55:02,046 --> 00:55:05,557
其实我知道我说话时样子更美!

649
00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:06,698
阿宝?

650
00:55:08,378 --> 00:55:09,801
我完全同意!

651
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,168
你去死吧!

652
00:55:14,676 --> 00:55:16,266
我知道了!

653
00:55:16,311 --> 00:55:17,573
什么?

654
00:55:17,598 --> 00:55:22,026
上次她挤了些什么东西在我眼里

655
00:55:22,051 --> 00:55:24,045
搞得我见到鬼

656
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,992
这道符一定是她刻意留给我

657
00:55:26,017 --> 00:55:27,857
给我用来镇鬼!

658
00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:31,229
那就对了!不如你借道符给我!

659
00:55:31,271 --> 00:55:33,003
让我用来镇压我的女鬼!

660
00:55:34,193 --> 00:55:36,326
你少抽点大麻就没事啦

661
00:55:36,351 --> 00:55:39,978
为什么?我认真的!我真的遇见鬼呀!

662
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:42,021
为什么你们都不相信我说的?

663
00:55:42,056 --> 00:55:43,160
谁遇鬼啦?

664
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:48,468
看你这副残相

665
00:55:48,493 --> 00:55:49,704
看你这副残相

666
00:55:49,745 --> 00:55:51,008
见鬼那个

667
00:55:51,033 --> 00:55:52,172
见鬼那个

668
00:55:52,216 --> 00:55:53,248
似乎是你呀!

669
00:55:53,295 --> 00:55:54,541
似乎是你呀!

670
00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:55,791
你说什么?

671
00:55:56,565 --> 00:56:01,120
我们说你被妖精吸干了!

672
00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:03,672
你最近常鬼混吧

673
00:56:03,697 --> 00:56:05,864
年纪大就少混点吧

674
00:56:05,889 --> 00:56:07,656
你没听过吗,老板!

675
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:10,874
色字头上一把刀呀!

676
00:56:10,899 --> 00:56:12,809
我样子残

677
00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:15,208
是因为还要干你那份活!

678
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,737
你以前也干我的活儿

679
00:56:18,762 --> 00:56:20,387
不见你从前这样子!

680
00:56:20,432 --> 00:56:23,173
哼!喂!怎样折的?

681
00:56:23,215 --> 00:56:24,674
谁知道?

682
00:56:29,478 --> 00:56:30,973
我跟踪他几天

683
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,925
这几天他都上同一个单位!

684
00:56:35,114 --> 00:56:37,545
那个妓女叫娇娇!

685
00:56:42,907 --> 00:56:45,481
周太太,没事我先走啦!

686
00:56:47,152 --> 00:56:49,371
可不可以多帮我一个忙?

687
00:57:09,557 --> 00:57:10,576
黄婆!

688
00:57:10,601 --> 00:57:13,520
是不是你老公越来越脏呀?

689
00:57:14,463 --> 00:57:16,859
可不可以告诉我,到底发生什么事?

690
00:57:17,629 --> 00:57:19,239
沾上了脏东西

691
00:57:19,265 --> 00:57:20,961
你是说我老公遇上鬼?

692
00:57:26,049 --> 00:57:29,691
娇娇?那我该怎么办?

693
00:57:30,294 --> 00:57:35,051
你说,一个人死了,为什么还不肯走?

694
00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,897
一是有心愿未了

695
00:57:38,922 --> 00:57:43,264
一是阳间有值得留恋的东西

696
00:57:50,925 --> 00:57:52,466
喂!你别这么胆小吧!

697
00:57:52,491 --> 00:57:54,437
那,有我陪你

698
00:57:54,891 --> 00:57:55,736
好简单的!

699
00:57:55,761 --> 00:57:57,813
我们拿了提示就闪!立即闪!

700
00:57:57,848 --> 00:57:59,272
赚钱就是这么简单!

701
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:00,920
有我陪住你真的不用怕!

702
00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:01,964
你相信我好不好?

703
00:58:01,989 --> 00:58:03,092
我都说不去了

704
00:58:04,738 --> 00:58:06,469
有钱你也不要!

705
00:58:06,999 --> 00:58:08,331
其实很简单而已!

706
00:58:08,356 --> 00:58:11,583
你不让他们知道你怕不就行了!

707
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,205
明知是鬼我怎能不怕呀,大哥?

708
00:58:16,636 --> 00:58:18,073
我是不会去惹鬼取命的

709
00:58:18,098 --> 00:58:19,638
喂

710
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,577
你进不进来?

711
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:22,619
我当然不来了!我要去发财!

712
00:58:23,142 --> 00:58:25,503
不妨碍你发财,有缘再见!

713
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:27,832
喂!我预了你的份!喂!发财啊!

714
00:58:30,692 --> 00:58:32,187
只有我一个我很怕啊!

715
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:36,115
不是啊!不怕就没事!

716
00:58:36,954 --> 00:58:38,864
对!不怕就没事!

717
00:58:39,530 --> 00:58:41,748
灵符一定行,灵符一定行!

718
00:59:02,282 --> 00:59:03,301
你好!

719
00:59:03,326 --> 00:59:05,343
虫哥!你很怕吗?

720
00:59:06,389 --> 00:59:09,936
害怕?没害怕啊!你怎看出我害怕呢?

721
00:59:10,528 --> 00:59:13,447
我昨晚找师父赶走阿福了!

722
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:16,366
心照不宣吧!

723
00:59:19,679 --> 00:59:20,818
是呀!

724
00:59:21,384 --> 00:59:23,168
昨天给你的提示全中了吧

725
00:59:23,193 --> 00:59:24,510
赢了不少钱了!

726
00:59:24,550 --> 00:59:28,298
对了,你听哪个买赢得多呀?

727
00:59:29,768 --> 00:59:33,137
别提啦!我昨晚划错票!没钱收!

728
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:34,928
什么?有没有搞错呀你!

729
00:59:34,953 --> 00:59:38,701
不要紧!不要紧!今晚再给过!

730
00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:42,977
今晚再给过你!进去再说!进去再说!

731
00:59:44,451 --> 00:59:47,784
也不知是真是假,票也会划错

732
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,719
进来坐吧,我们俩再琢磨

733
00:59:57,845 --> 00:59:59,908
我想这家伙已经知道我们是鬼

734
00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:01,808
他分明是在糊弄我们

735
01:00:01,846 --> 01:00:03,092
我现在就要了他!

736
01:00:03,134 --> 01:00:05,281
喂!你想破坏规矩呀?

737
01:00:07,726 --> 01:00:09,114
我们再给他提示吧!

738
01:00:11,971 --> 01:00:16,099
你在这里冷静一下!冷静呀!

739
01:00:21,503 --> 01:00:24,645
天灵灵、地灵灵、观音菩萨

740
01:00:24,670 --> 01:00:27,031
耶稣基督急急如律令!

741
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:35,346
不是这么邪门吧?

742
01:00:41,926 --> 01:00:44,322
阿宝!救命呀!救命呀!

743
01:00:44,710 --> 01:00:46,668
开门呀阿宝!救命呀阿宝

744
01:00:46,693 --> 01:00:48,129
开门呀开门呀!

745
01:00:48,154 --> 01:00:49,312
什么事呀?

746
01:00:49,337 --> 01:00:51,413
好凶猛呀!先让我进去…

747
01:00:54,799 --> 01:00:57,975
开门呀!救命呀!开门呀!救命呀!

748
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,902
走啦!

749
01:01:00,052 --> 01:01:01,176
脚软呀!

750
01:01:01,201 --> 01:01:02,498
走快点啦!

751
01:01:02,523 --> 01:01:03,947
脚软!

752
01:01:03,984 --> 01:01:06,618
要走就快点啦!

753
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,086
脚软!

754
01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:18,038
灵符真的灵啊!

755
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,051
那就不怕了!

756
01:01:21,694 --> 01:01:23,710
别以为你有灵符就可以跑得了!

757
01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:26,000
你的命是我的!

758
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:34,973
找到那傻子没有?

759
01:01:35,714 --> 01:01:37,933
找什么?给拆穿了!

760
01:01:37,976 --> 01:01:40,028
现在我们三人也没希望了!

761
01:01:47,439 --> 01:01:51,081
宝宝你又怎么了?

762
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:55,849
鬼呀!

763
01:01:55,893 --> 01:01:56,439
什么?

764
01:01:56,485 --> 01:01:58,466
鬼呀!走吧

765
01:02:01,286 --> 01:02:04,062
你干什么?好好的找东西挡住门口!

766
01:02:04,105 --> 01:02:06,774
好凶猛呀!不如我们搬家吧!

767
01:02:06,818 --> 01:02:08,463
不单止我见鬼了!

768
01:02:08,488 --> 01:02:12,464
连阿虫也看到呀!还看到三只!

769
01:02:12,489 --> 01:02:14,221
你疯够没有?

770
01:02:15,168 --> 01:02:17,092
我怀疑那小女孩都是那些东西

771
01:02:17,117 --> 01:02:19,027
她总是来去无踪的!

772
01:02:19,064 --> 01:02:20,796
哪个小女孩呀?

773
01:02:22,161 --> 01:02:26,266
那晚你煮饭,她跟我们一起吃那一个!

774
01:02:26,858 --> 01:02:29,776
我煮饭?你真是有病!

775
01:02:31,311 --> 01:02:33,886
什么有病呀?我认真的!

776
01:02:50,621 --> 01:02:52,080
为什么你又扎辫子呀?

777
01:02:54,448 --> 01:02:57,639
你不要再抽了!对身体不好!

778
01:02:58,901 --> 01:03:02,508
你给我抽吧!我现在真的很需要!

779
01:03:03,599 --> 01:03:07,075
你根本就不需要大麻!你只是在逃避!

780
01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:11,386
有些事情一定要自己面对的!

781
01:03:12,261 --> 01:03:13,315
现在我遇上鬼!

782
01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:15,071
你叫我怎么面对呀

783
01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:18,241
难道你要我跟它谈判?

784
01:03:19,672 --> 01:03:22,626
不用怕的!有我陪你!

785
01:03:53,942 --> 01:03:55,152
好点了吗?

786
01:04:24,245 --> 01:04:25,277
你醒来了?

787
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:32,346
还好,你还懂得帮忙收拾屋子!

788
01:04:33,187 --> 01:04:36,035
什么?昨晚你自己收拾的!

789
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,951
我自己收拾的?为什么我不知道!

790
01:04:38,997 --> 01:04:42,057
还有啊!你昨晚干吗给我扎辫子呀?

791
01:04:42,094 --> 01:04:43,102
作弄我呀?

792
01:04:43,138 --> 01:04:44,419
我没有呀!

793
01:04:44,459 --> 01:04:46,570
你昨晚自己扎的

794
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:47,948
你什么都不记得了?

795
01:04:47,974 --> 01:04:52,209
你还装蒜?今晚回来跟你算账!

796
01:04:52,983 --> 01:04:55,130
你去哪呀?你今天不是放假吗

797
01:04:55,210 --> 01:04:56,402
你不陪我了?

798
01:04:56,428 --> 01:04:58,409
我有约呀,所以不能陪你

799
01:04:58,446 --> 01:05:00,557
当是惩罚你作弄我

800
01:05:08,431 --> 01:05:09,463
给我一份报纸!

801
01:05:13,928 --> 01:05:14,545
喂

802
01:05:14,589 --> 01:05:17,242
喂!你好!喂喂喂!阿芝!过来!

803
01:05:17,268 --> 01:05:18,893
我有事情跟你说!

804
01:05:18,938 --> 01:05:19,911
干什么?

805
01:05:19,946 --> 01:05:22,378
喂!阿宝最近有没有什么反常?

806
01:05:23,183 --> 01:05:24,758
怎么了?为什么这样问?

807
01:05:24,782 --> 01:05:26,657
我怀疑他见鬼了

808
01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:29,907
不会吧?为什么连你也这么说?

809
01:05:29,932 --> 01:05:31,593
那是真的了?

810
01:05:32,507 --> 01:05:33,421
他是这样说过

811
01:05:33,446 --> 01:05:36,258
不过我想他是抽大麻抽昏了脑

812
01:05:36,856 --> 01:05:39,648
不是的!你不知道那么多的

813
01:05:39,673 --> 01:05:41,785
喂!你有什么想说?

814
01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:45,024
喂!你有事情尽管说吧!

815
01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:47,929
其实在你还没认识阿宝之前

816
01:05:47,954 --> 01:05:49,390
我和阿宝还有几个朋友

817
01:05:49,415 --> 01:05:51,432
整天在阿宝屋里开迷幻派对

818
01:05:52,094 --> 01:05:53,426
什么迷幻派对?

819
01:05:53,452 --> 01:05:55,184
就是那些呀!

820
01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:57,336
但是你放心!我们没有乱搞女的!

821
01:06:01,071 --> 01:06:02,838
那时候阿宝有个女朋友叫娜娜

822
01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:08,248
有一次,阿宝就因为吸食过度

823
01:06:08,273 --> 01:06:09,778
突然间失控!

824
01:06:09,803 --> 01:06:11,239
娜娜想按住他

825
01:06:11,264 --> 01:06:14,633
谁知失足坠楼,就这样摔死了!

826
01:06:16,274 --> 01:06:18,128
为什么我从来没有听阿宝

827
01:06:18,153 --> 01:06:19,684
提起这一件事?

828
01:06:20,589 --> 01:06:21,835
失忆呀!

829
01:06:22,398 --> 01:06:25,260
他因为这件事躺了一整个月医院!

830
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:26,826
之后就失了忆!

831
01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,691
什至记不起娜娜是谁

832
01:06:29,495 --> 01:06:32,520
我见他那样,也都不再提那件事了!

833
01:06:34,575 --> 01:06:36,129
喂!你不信吗?

834
01:06:36,767 --> 01:06:38,377
这件事当年报纸上也有报导

835
01:06:38,402 --> 01:06:40,013
我还有张剪报

836
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:42,813
你不信你等会儿跟我回家我给你看!

837
01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:44,326
但是

838
01:06:44,351 --> 01:06:47,127
这件事跟阿宝撞鬼有什么关系?

839
01:06:47,727 --> 01:06:51,475
前两天我看见有个小女孩跟着阿宝

840
01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:52,694
她戴的那条链子

841
01:06:52,736 --> 01:06:54,788
跟当年娜娜那条一模一样

842
01:06:56,772 --> 01:06:59,183
娜娜死了之后验尸才知道

843
01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:01,339
她那时已经怀孕两个月,我怀疑

844
01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:02,383
你怀疑

845
01:07:02,408 --> 01:07:06,037
那小女孩就是阿宝和娜娜的女儿?

846
01:07:06,062 --> 01:07:07,080
是呀!

847
01:07:07,105 --> 01:07:09,252
不会这么邪门吧?

848
01:07:09,888 --> 01:07:12,771
遇上了这种事情,要多邪有多邪

849
01:07:15,630 --> 01:07:16,578
呀!你记不记得…

850
01:07:16,603 --> 01:07:19,083
那个娜娜是不是经常扎孖辫的?

851
01:07:19,108 --> 01:07:21,125
是呀,你怎么知道?

852
01:07:23,701 --> 01:07:24,603
怎么了?

853
01:07:31,633 --> 01:07:36,877
阿宝

854
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,901
阿宝你到底死到哪去了呀

855
01:07:52,926 --> 01:07:54,457
快点听我的电话

856
01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:56,936
阿宝!你又跑哪去了呀

857
01:07:56,961 --> 01:07:58,349
快点回复我的电话!

858
01:08:09,556 --> 01:08:12,314
你这幅画还要不要的?

859
01:08:12,339 --> 01:08:13,727
黄婆?

860
01:08:15,366 --> 01:08:18,914
很多事情也是注定的!

861
01:08:20,376 --> 01:08:25,062
有情来下种!因此果还生!

862
01:08:25,108 --> 01:08:31,645
无情又无种!无色亦无生!

863
01:08:45,983 --> 01:08:47,751
看着我干什么

864
01:08:48,802 --> 01:08:49,940
你真的不打算回去了?

865
01:08:49,984 --> 01:08:52,569
凶猛成这样子!怎样回去?

866
01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:54,238
打给阿芝,叫她快点回来呀!

867
01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:56,466
我连阿芝也怕呀

868
01:08:56,491 --> 01:08:58,674
她最近不知怎么搞的

869
01:08:59,134 --> 01:09:01,058
做过的事都不记得

870
01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:05,152
一时很温柔!一时又很火爆!

871
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:10,022
我怀疑阿芝也像我昨晚那样

872
01:09:10,685 --> 01:09:12,346
给鬼上了身

873
01:09:13,295 --> 01:09:14,576
就是你说的那只女鬼?

874
01:09:15,487 --> 01:09:16,875
我怎知道!

875
01:09:20,810 --> 01:09:22,524
干什么?我没有叫生蚝!

876
01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:23,116
对!

877
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:25,202
我没叫你吃!我自己吃而已!

878
01:09:25,228 --> 01:09:26,699
还吃这种东西

879
01:09:26,724 --> 01:09:28,705
你这肥周想变肥肥周呀?

880
01:09:29,194 --> 01:09:32,219
你别管我!对了

881
01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:34,786
刚才你们说什么女鬼呀?

882
01:09:35,665 --> 01:09:38,370
他说阿芝被女鬼上了身呀

883
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,224
是吗?什么样的

884
01:09:41,268 --> 01:09:42,113
见过没有?

885
01:09:42,137 --> 01:09:43,539
那么紧张干什么

886
01:09:43,564 --> 01:09:45,800
女鬼你也喜欢?不是吧!

887
01:09:45,825 --> 01:09:46,727
是呀!

888
01:09:46,764 --> 01:09:48,862
你别忘了,你老婆是跛子!

889
01:09:48,887 --> 01:09:51,984
遇起鬼上来,你们俩也走不掉!

890
01:10:01,412 --> 01:10:03,666
你的心愿无法完了!

891
01:10:05,551 --> 01:10:06,762
你怎么知道?

892
01:10:11,258 --> 01:10:13,061
真棒!这蚝好像还没熟呀

893
01:10:13,102 --> 01:10:14,607
蚝还用熟的?

894
01:10:14,632 --> 01:10:17,207
有没有听人家说吃生蚝啊,土包子!

895
01:10:17,242 --> 01:10:19,389
不赶紧吃了它,一会就被肥周吃光了

896
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,714
吃火锅就是要慢慢吃

897
01:10:22,739 --> 01:10:25,100
不然怎么通宵呢?

898
01:10:25,627 --> 01:10:28,367
通宵?打麻将吗?通宵!

899
01:10:28,410 --> 01:10:31,481
我还要去拿提示呢!快点吃完走呀!

900
01:10:31,506 --> 01:10:33,152
你还敢回去?

901
01:10:33,177 --> 01:10:34,636
怎么不敢?

902
01:10:36,551 --> 01:10:39,541
我有灵符在手,什么鬼都要怕我

903
01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:43,380
鸡子?

904
01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:45,801
你们怎么整晚都在说鬼

905
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:47,312
说点别的行不行?

906
01:10:47,337 --> 01:10:49,504
行!不说鬼就说玩妞儿

907
01:10:49,529 --> 01:10:51,960
合你心意!再不说足球,合我心意!

908
01:11:04,837 --> 01:11:06,676
喂!肥周!你没事吧?肥周!

909
01:11:06,716 --> 01:11:08,708
虚不受补呀他

910
01:11:08,733 --> 01:11:09,509
怎么办?

911
01:11:09,534 --> 01:11:11,040
送他去医院吧!

912
01:11:11,065 --> 01:11:13,197
对!送他去医院!我先走了!

913
01:11:13,222 --> 01:11:15,025
喂!你不是这么没义气吧?

914
01:11:15,378 --> 01:11:17,475
我不是没有义气,相命先生说

915
01:11:17,501 --> 01:11:19,146
我不能进出医院、警察局、大酒店

916
01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:20,701
一进去就倒霉三年!

917
01:11:20,737 --> 01:11:23,460
前年不在意上了一辆救护车

918
01:11:23,485 --> 01:11:25,791
结果整年都输钱,别搞我,再见

919
01:11:25,816 --> 01:11:28,106
你什么时候赢过钱的?

920
01:11:28,564 --> 01:11:30,384
我赢钱时没有告诉你而已!

921
01:11:30,409 --> 01:11:32,176
这样吧你叫救护车

922
01:11:32,218 --> 01:11:33,689
救护车只能一个人跟

923
01:11:33,714 --> 01:11:35,898
不然,如果他要住院你就加张床

924
01:11:36,219 --> 01:11:39,012
不是吧?我这阵子常撞鬼

925
01:11:39,037 --> 01:11:40,473
你还叫我睡医院?

926
01:11:40,498 --> 01:11:42,178
那送他回家啦!

927
01:11:42,203 --> 01:11:43,698
回去?

928
01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:48,858
回去也好!男人粗汉,难道你害怕?

929
01:11:48,883 --> 01:11:50,494
实不相瞒,我真的怕呀

930
01:11:50,519 --> 01:11:51,989
你不怕你送他回去

931
01:11:52,014 --> 01:11:53,402
实不相瞒,我是不怕

932
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,632
可我一个人怎搬得动他

933
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,130
总之我是决不回去了

934
01:11:56,155 --> 01:11:57,209
我是决不会搬的!

935
01:11:57,233 --> 01:11:58,099
总之我不送!

936
01:11:58,138 --> 01:11:58,861
总之我不搬!

937
01:11:58,903 --> 01:11:59,992
我决不会送!

938
01:12:00,017 --> 01:12:01,174
你不送我不搬!

939
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:02,322
你不搬我不送!

940
01:12:02,347 --> 01:12:03,193
你送我搬!

941
01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:04,499
你搬我送!

942
01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,228
阿强!

943
01:12:07,253 --> 01:12:09,305
买单吗?来了!

944
01:12:09,341 --> 01:12:10,602
混蛋!

945
01:12:10,628 --> 01:12:11,839
王八蛋!

946
01:12:18,039 --> 01:12:19,570
拷!早叫多花点力!

947
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:21,424
我早说不会搬了!

948
01:12:21,449 --> 01:12:23,145
我也说不要送!

949
01:12:23,188 --> 01:12:24,832
你不送我就不用搬了!

950
01:12:24,858 --> 01:12:26,555
谁叫你搬!不是你搬我又怎会送呢!

951
01:12:26,597 --> 01:12:28,056
你花大力一点吧!

952
01:12:28,963 --> 01:12:31,721
喂!合哥合哥!对了!过来帮帮忙!

953
01:12:31,746 --> 01:12:32,779
谢谢你!

954
01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:34,522
真的出事了?

955
01:12:34,565 --> 01:12:36,332
什么出事了?先过来帮忙推他回去吧!

956
01:12:36,408 --> 01:12:37,044
过来!

957
01:12:37,069 --> 01:12:39,216
他这么重,搬他回去很贵的啊!

958
01:12:45,455 --> 01:12:46,736
你们两个搞得定啦,我先走了

959
01:12:46,777 --> 01:12:49,048
什么?不是嘛?收了钱的!你先走?

960
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,092
就是啊!

961
01:12:50,117 --> 01:12:53,450
刚才我收的是搬费!还没收运费!

962
01:12:59,371 --> 01:13:01,607
我还是不去了!那里很邪门的!

963
01:13:01,632 --> 01:13:04,657
有多邪门?比得上没钱开饭邪门吗!

964
01:13:04,729 --> 01:13:05,261
就是!

965
01:13:05,286 --> 01:13:06,354
邪门就邪门了!

966
01:13:06,955 --> 01:13:08,509
早知告诉他别碰娇娇好了

967
01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:09,262
弄得半条人命!

968
01:13:09,287 --> 01:13:10,688
哪个娇娇啊?那个妓女?

969
01:13:10,713 --> 01:13:11,924
到底什么事?

970
01:13:13,288 --> 01:13:15,038
我来告诉你们好了!

971
01:13:15,063 --> 01:13:18,934
其实是他老婆叫我查那个娇娇的!

972
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,012
两年前

973
01:13:20,037 --> 01:13:23,283
娇娇从大陆偷渡来香港做妓女!

974
01:13:23,308 --> 01:13:25,978
后来认识了一个扯皮条的叫阿荣!

975
01:13:26,021 --> 01:13:28,467
他们两个很投契

976
01:13:28,492 --> 01:13:31,339
他们很快就住在一起了

977
01:13:33,572 --> 01:13:35,233
你一边听,还得帮手推啊!

978
01:13:35,902 --> 01:13:40,122
其实那次我看到他!跟了他很久!

979
01:13:40,147 --> 01:13:42,401
我看到他上了大厦找那个妓女!

980
01:13:42,443 --> 01:13:43,725
即是娇娇!

981
01:13:51,907 --> 01:13:54,896
我发现肥周一有空就来找那个娇娇!

982
01:14:06,206 --> 01:14:08,046
那我就影了一迭相给周太!

983
01:14:08,084 --> 01:14:09,973
哗!我给周太看!

984
01:14:09,999 --> 01:14:11,457
她看到的时候

985
01:14:11,529 --> 01:14:15,421
看到她的样子皱起眉头

986
01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:17,871
我打算转身就走

987
01:14:17,896 --> 01:14:21,072
怎料她喊停我!你猜到怎么样吗?

988
01:14:21,097 --> 01:14:21,976
她想怎么样?

989
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,256
她要我跟她对质!

990
01:14:24,297 --> 01:14:25,212
结果呢?

991
01:14:25,237 --> 01:14:29,057
那次可精彩了

992
01:14:47,574 --> 01:14:51,086
没理由呀!八字楼啊!不是吗?

993
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,296
是八字楼呀!

994
01:15:07,926 --> 01:15:09,676
你找谁?

995
01:15:09,701 --> 01:15:11,172
我想问那个单位

996
01:15:11,197 --> 01:15:15,486
那个单位很久没有人住了!

997
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:18,465
自从娇娇死后

998
01:15:18,504 --> 01:15:22,810
两年来也没有人敢住在这儿!

999
01:15:29,462 --> 01:15:31,574
人呢

1000
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:43,651
娇娇已经死了?

1001
01:15:43,692 --> 01:15:44,831
是呀!

1002
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,218
我知道你是鬼!

1003
01:15:47,241 --> 01:15:49,709
我是人还是鬼亦与你无关!

1004
01:15:54,895 --> 01:15:57,114
阿荣已经死了!

1005
01:16:02,063 --> 01:16:05,377
原来娇娇认识了一个黑社会叫阿荣

1006
01:16:05,403 --> 01:16:08,463
他们很投契,很快就走在一起!

1007
01:16:09,265 --> 01:16:14,040
不过阿荣是骗她的,还害死了娇娇!

1008
01:16:14,065 --> 01:16:17,659
又多了一只鬼那么恐怖!那个阿荣呢?

1009
01:16:17,684 --> 01:16:19,190
那个阿荣?

1010
01:16:19,214 --> 01:16:23,592
阿荣到大陆走私被拉了!还被处决!

1011
01:16:26,034 --> 01:16:29,801
好了!我送到呢儿!拜拜!

1012
01:16:29,826 --> 01:16:30,728
送到这儿?

1013
01:16:30,765 --> 01:16:31,610
送进去吧!喂!

1014
01:16:31,635 --> 01:16:32,952
喂!

1015
01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:36,913
按铃啊!

1016
01:16:39,324 --> 01:16:42,657
嫂子!开门啦嫂子!开门啦嫂子!

1017
01:16:43,290 --> 01:16:44,205
喂!拍什么门啊!

1018
01:16:44,230 --> 01:16:46,745
有门铃按的!你不懂用门铃吗?链链

1019
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:49,006
链你的头!拍门没有人应!

1020
01:16:49,032 --> 01:16:50,016
按铃就会有人吗?

1021
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,357
你试一次吧!

1022
01:16:52,997 --> 01:16:54,782
嫂子!开门啊嫂子!

1023
01:16:54,807 --> 01:16:55,815
怎么了?

1024
01:16:57,033 --> 01:16:57,971
还是不在!

1025
01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,470
瘸子也到处跑!看他有没有钥匙吧

1026
01:17:02,496 --> 01:17:04,086
快点!

1027
01:17:05,906 --> 01:17:06,665
阿宝!

1028
01:17:07,505 --> 01:17:08,644
你死到哪去啦?

1029
01:17:10,532 --> 01:17:13,464
啊?不就在火锅店嘛

1030
01:17:13,489 --> 01:17:14,877
你知不知道我找了你一整天

1031
01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:17,170
电话也不开!真是的!

1032
01:17:18,221 --> 01:17:20,096
那么凶!应该没事的!

1033
01:17:20,587 --> 01:17:21,397
喂!你说什么?

1034
01:17:21,422 --> 01:17:23,346
没什么

1035
01:17:23,371 --> 01:17:25,590
我有重要事情跟你说!快点吧!

1036
01:17:26,641 --> 01:17:27,660
但是肥周

1037
01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:30,513
行了!都到门口了,我拖也把他拖进去

1038
01:17:30,538 --> 01:17:31,261
真的?

1039
01:17:31,303 --> 01:17:31,765
行

1040
01:17:31,790 --> 01:17:32,704
快点行啦!

1041
01:17:32,729 --> 01:17:34,549
那你搞定他吧!

1042
01:17:34,574 --> 01:17:35,279
行了,行了!

1043
01:17:35,304 --> 01:17:36,206
拜拜!

1044
01:17:38,575 --> 01:17:40,686
快点搞定你就去赚钱!

1045
01:18:12,113 --> 01:18:13,051
你们想怎样?

1046
01:18:16,254 --> 01:18:18,093
我求你!你别伤害阿芝!

1047
01:18:18,133 --> 01:18:22,369
别伤害阿芝!是我的错!她是无辜的!

1048
01:18:22,412 --> 01:18:27,490
我求你!对不起!是我的错!是我的错!

1049
01:19:04,023 --> 01:19:07,119
你蛮有胆量的!你不怕我了吗?

1050
01:19:08,476 --> 01:19:11,880
我连死也不怕!我还会怕你吗?

1051
01:19:13,869 --> 01:19:16,088
我活了大半辈子!

1052
01:19:16,930 --> 01:19:19,114
不但一个崩也没有拿回家!

1053
01:19:19,853 --> 01:19:21,585
还欠下一身债!

1054
01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:25,904
连累妈妈几十岁人还要为我还债!

1055
01:19:26,534 --> 01:19:28,681
我这种人不死又有何用!

1056
01:19:29,491 --> 01:19:31,258
但是我不怕死!

1057
01:19:32,169 --> 01:19:37,698
死了不要紧!我最不放心的是我妈妈

1058
01:19:38,989 --> 01:19:40,163
所以我希望

1059
01:19:41,111 --> 01:19:44,409
可以赢得一笔钱给她老人家!

1060
01:19:45,321 --> 01:19:46,816
让她可以安享晚年!

1061
01:19:47,547 --> 01:19:49,564
那我就是死也瞑目了!

1062
01:19:51,410 --> 01:19:52,940
你想我帮你赢钱?

1063
01:19:53,531 --> 01:19:56,865
是!只要你成全我!

1064
01:19:57,498 --> 01:19:59,444
我这个肉身就给你用!

1065
01:20:00,664 --> 01:20:02,087
我凭什么要相信你?

1066
01:20:20,599 --> 01:20:24,420
好!不过你要烧根香给我

1067
01:20:25,088 --> 01:20:27,499
亲口说愿意给我肉身!

1068
01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:30,441
我就帮你最后一次!

1069
01:20:37,265 --> 01:20:39,032
我阿虫对天发誓!

1070
01:20:39,074 --> 01:20:43,144
愿意给他肉身!让他帮我赢钱!

1071
01:21:02,141 --> 01:21:08,357
嘿!傻子!烧这道假符以为骗过我!

1072
01:21:09,725 --> 01:21:12,573
这些烂符我怎会怕呢!

1073
01:21:21,798 --> 01:21:22,469
你们想怎么样?

1074
01:21:22,494 --> 01:21:25,377
你忘了吗?使诈串谋,魂飞魄散!

1075
01:21:28,443 --> 01:21:29,060
你在干什么?

1076
01:21:29,104 --> 01:21:30,158
封住你的鼻和嘴

1077
01:21:30,183 --> 01:21:31,844
看你怎样离开这个肉身!

1078
01:21:52,797 --> 01:21:55,610
死了!走吧!

1079
01:22:37,052 --> 01:22:37,757
阿宝!

1080
01:22:37,783 --> 01:22:39,693
喂!那个小女孩呀!

1081
01:22:42,028 --> 01:22:43,202
喂!他们想怎么样?

1082
01:22:58,067 --> 01:22:59,977
他们想怎么样?

1083
01:23:00,015 --> 01:23:01,473
我怎么知道?

1084
01:23:03,703 --> 01:23:04,806
阿宝醒了

1085
01:23:30,632 --> 01:23:35,318
你还没记起我?为什么你不记得我?

1086
01:23:36,269 --> 01:23:37,930
为什么你不记得发生什么事

1087
01:23:40,444 --> 01:23:42,994
为什么你可以当什么事都没发生过?

1088
01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:46,387
你你们是不是要带走我呀?

1089
01:23:48,237 --> 01:23:48,996
不要呀阿宝!

1090
01:23:52,202 --> 01:23:53,985
当年是你推我下去

1091
01:23:54,012 --> 01:23:56,196
那时候我已有了你的孩子

1092
01:23:57,212 --> 01:23:58,944
什么你

1093
01:24:02,675 --> 01:24:04,098
这里啊!没有颜色!

1094
01:24:14,295 --> 01:24:15,754
我们自己拍!

1095
01:24:16,765 --> 01:24:21,451
娜娜!对不起!是我害死你!

1096
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,261
你终于记起我了?

1097
01:24:24,941 --> 01:24:26,009
她是我们的女儿?

1098
01:24:35,414 --> 01:24:36,837
我们可以一家团聚了!

1099
01:24:40,703 --> 01:24:42,091
我不是要你死!

1100
01:24:42,476 --> 01:24:45,252
你们已经人鬼殊途!

1101
01:24:45,816 --> 01:24:49,008
难道你想他死吗?

1102
01:24:50,409 --> 01:24:52,228
我知道你留在人世间

1103
01:24:52,253 --> 01:24:54,922
是因为一段姻缘!

1104
01:24:55,837 --> 01:24:57,639
他跟你结了婚!

1105
01:24:58,307 --> 01:25:00,632
有个名分给你和你们女儿

1106
01:25:02,308 --> 01:25:07,278
都算了结了今世的姻缘

1107
01:25:13,198 --> 01:25:19,192
既然不用死,你也应该给她一名分!

1108
01:25:19,216 --> 01:25:21,363
是呀,是呀!既然大家都无异议!

1109
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,376
那么事不宜迟,不然就误了时辰

1110
01:25:24,401 --> 01:25:26,619
赶快拜堂,拜完早点走,好吗?

1111
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:28,711
拜天

1112
01:25:32,402 --> 01:25:34,134
二拜地!

1113
01:25:37,656 --> 01:25:39,152
夫妻交拜!

1114
01:25:58,149 --> 01:26:00,225
爸爸希望以后发梦都能见到你们

1115
01:26:00,932 --> 01:26:02,522
帮你取个名叫梦梦好不好?

1116
01:26:04,097 --> 01:26:05,593
阿宝好像姓戴的?

1117
01:26:07,995 --> 01:26:09,187
我送你们走!

1118
01:26:09,212 --> 01:26:11,264
下来!拉手!

1119
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,572
喂!送去哪呀?

1120
01:26:45,465 --> 01:26:46,438
老公!

1121
01:26:46,474 --> 01:26:48,781
不要!老婆

1122
01:26:48,806 --> 01:26:50,609
我在这儿老公!我在这儿

1123
01:26:50,649 --> 01:26:52,524
老婆!老婆!

1124
01:26:53,259 --> 01:26:55,691
我以后也不会对不起你!

1125
01:26:55,729 --> 01:26:57,862
没事了

1126
01:26:57,886 --> 01:27:00,840
我不会再做对不起你的事

1127
01:27:08,254 --> 01:27:09,536
谢谢你,黄婆!

1128
01:27:10,898 --> 01:27:14,575
唉!原来还是有所留恋!

1129
01:27:15,803 --> 01:27:19,815
你说什么呀黄婆?住嘴,整天胡说瞎扯

1130
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:20,372
不要!

1131
01:27:20,397 --> 01:27:21,415
走呀!走呀!

1132
01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:24,952
不要!老公呀!

1133
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:27,921
老婆呀!你别管她的话!

1134
01:27:27,946 --> 01:27:29,104
那黄婆都疯疯癫癫的!

1135
01:27:29,129 --> 01:27:31,977
每次在电梯门口见到面都胡说瞎扯

1136
01:27:32,017 --> 01:27:35,694
别管她!你肚饿了吗?

1137
01:27:35,739 --> 01:27:36,967
一点点吧!

1138
01:27:36,991 --> 01:27:39,767
我入厨房煮东西给你吃!你等我呀!

1139
01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:14,911
原来还是有所留恋!

1140
01:28:14,950 --> 01:28:17,097
你们的特别臭!

1141
01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:20,838
因为你们俩特别肮脏!

1142
01:28:20,864 --> 01:28:26,357
两个也肮脏!很肮脏!真的很肮脏!

1143
01:28:41,148 --> 01:28:43,279
你每晚睡觉之前都要亲我

1144
01:28:43,304 --> 01:28:45,488
就是为了给我阳气

1145
01:28:46,227 --> 01:28:47,995
让我不用魂飞魄散?

1146
01:28:51,029 --> 01:28:54,671
你放姜花!就是要辟走我身上的气味?

1147
01:29:01,084 --> 01:29:06,090
我吃完最后这碗粥!我就走…

1148
01:29:06,128 --> 01:29:13,745
不要!我只想以后每天都煮粥给你吃

1149
01:29:14,757 --> 01:29:16,489
你不后悔?

1150
01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:50,556
娜娜!梦梦!我们现在走啦!

1151
01:29:51,601 --> 01:29:54,698
阿宝呀!记得带娜娜和梦梦一起走呀!

1152
01:29:54,732 --> 01:29:58,730
带了!这张是什么来的?

1153
01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:05,830
喂!那天你送她们到哪去了?

1154
01:30:07,014 --> 01:30:07,997
地府呀!

1155
01:30:08,022 --> 01:30:09,719
说真的?

1156
01:30:10,284 --> 01:30:13,216
你想知道吗?你跟我来!我送你去!

1157
01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:15,478
去哪儿?你送她们去哪儿?

1158
01:30:15,503 --> 01:30:16,417
搬屋呀!

1159
01:30:16,442 --> 01:30:18,156
快说!你说嘛?

1160
01:30:18,182 --> 01:30:20,454
去了地府!去了奈何桥呀!

1161
01:30:20,478 --> 01:30:21,426
我信你呀!

1162
01:30:21,452 --> 01:30:24,857
奈何桥真的!奈何桥在迪斯尼隔壁的!

1163
01:30:24,897 --> 01:30:27,080
是呀!我相信你才怪!快说嘛!

1164
01:30:27,123 --> 01:30:29,413
快点执拾!走了!

1165
01:30:50,469 --> 01:30:52,023
真的想不到嫂子原来

1166
01:30:53,252 --> 01:30:54,747
我舍不得让她走!

1167
01:30:55,688 --> 01:30:57,633
行了!我们明白的!

1168
01:30:58,784 --> 01:30:59,994
保重了!

1169
01:31:00,036 --> 01:31:01,661
再见

1170
01:31:14,336 --> 01:31:16,103
终于都走光了!

1171
01:31:16,632 --> 01:31:17,735
那我们也走吧!

1172
01:31:18,928 --> 01:31:20,225
你走先吧!我跟着来!

1173
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:21,496
那我在楼下等你!

1174
01:31:31,314 --> 01:31:34,303
小伙子!这里没人住了!

1175
01:31:34,341 --> 01:31:35,444
我不是人吗?

1176
01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:39,152
这幢楼房要收回,不租了!

1177
01:31:39,177 --> 01:31:42,332
租什么呀?三楼B单位是我姨婆的!

1178
01:31:42,378 --> 01:31:44,395
喂喂

1179
01:31:51,284 --> 01:31:52,928
你们两个可真狠啊

1180
01:31:52,954 --> 01:31:57,119
弄得阿寿魂飞魄散连鬼都做不成

1181
01:31:57,199 --> 01:32:00,827
是他自己咎由自取与鬼无由

1182
01:32:00,852 --> 01:32:03,071
你做人都古灵精怪的

1183
01:32:03,740 --> 01:32:05,235
做不了一个好鬼

1184
01:32:05,271 --> 01:32:06,824
聪明点!

1185
01:32:09,272 --> 01:32:12,900
瞪什么?现在大家都是鬼,我不怕你们

1186
01:32:12,925 --> 01:32:16,781
还瞪个啥?快打几圈吧来呀