原文为HDC的The Tuxedo.2002.HDTV.720p-DTS[chs&eng] 有感于网上没有匹配字幕，由annwayili调校
成龙
珍妮.佛洛郝威
片名: 燕尾服
杰森.艾萨克斯
Come on. 快点
Central Security Agency. 中央安全局
This is Wallace. 我是华勒斯
Operation Big Drip is cresting Level Two. 大水滴计划进行到第二阶段
I need Devlin. I need him now. 我要找戴弗林,马上叫他听
Hold, please. 请稍候
No, no, don't put me on hold! 不,不,别教我等!
Mother... 妈的...
Hello, Agent Wallace. 你好,华勒斯探员
I need your nine-digit security code, please. 请说出九位数安全密码
Hello? Agent Wallace? 喂? 华勒斯探员?
Agent Wallace? 华勒斯探员?
导演: 凯文唐纳文
Agua la vista... baby. 永别了...宝贝
Hello, my name's Jimmy Tong 你好,我叫唐吉米
and I was wondering if there's anything I could say 不知该如何开口
that would convince you to have lunch with me. 才能说服你与我共进午餐
Oh, Jimmy, you're so cute. 哦,吉米,你真可爱
Let's go back to your apartment 我们到你公寓去吧
and make like... donkey. 然后做像是...色狼
You got me nervous again. 你又教我紧张了
It's just a salesgirl. 只是个销售员小姐
To you... but, to me... 对你是...不过,对我而言...
I dream of her 在我见过她之前
before I ever saw her. 我就梦见她了
No, that there! That! 不,那句! 那!
Shh. 嘘
That is the line. 就是那一句
Go tell her that. That line. 勇敢告诉她刚刚那些台词
Listen. 听着
Hi. 嗨!
My name is Jimmy Tong. 我叫唐吉米
When I see you, I have a wet dream. 我一见到你,就春心荡漾
Is that what I say? 我是那么说吗?
No, no, you know... 不,不,你知道...
just ask her out to lunch now 现在只管约她出来吃午餐
and later, we work out that line. 待会我们再来研究台词
But hurry up, man. We be wasting time, man. 快点,兄弟 我们在浪费时间,兄弟
Come on. We have to drive. 快点,我们还得开车呢
Thank you ,sir. 非常感谢您
Good-bye. 再见了
Hi. 嗨!
Pretty colors. 色彩真漂亮
Will you excuse me for just one moment? 容我失陪一下
Okay. 好的
Ah... 啊...
Just between us guys... 就我们俩之间谈话...
you don't come around here for the art, do you? 你来这里逛不是看展览,对吧?
Who would? 谁会呢?
Heh. Yeah. 哈,没错
Uh... Iet me, as owner of this gallery 让我以画廊主人身份说句话
give you a little bit of friendly advice. 给你一点小小善意的建议
Don't waste any time. 别再浪费时间
You go over there and you ask Jennifer out. 大胆走过去约珍妮佛出去
You think so? 你真这么认为?
Yes. That way, she can say no 是的,那样的话,她会拒绝
and we can get on with our little lives. 而我们才能继续做我们的事
Thank you for your advice. 谢谢你的忠告
Yeah. 是的
Oh! 哦!
I'm sorry. Are you hurt? 对不起,你有受伤吗?
I'm terr... I didn't... 我非常...我不是...
Come here, you little runt. 过来,你这小矮人
Hi. Hello. 嗨,你好
Get back here! Come here! 给我回来! 过来!
Where'd you go? 你跑哪了?
Where are you? 你在哪?
Sauer... sauerkraut or sauercrop? 泡...泡菜还是腌菜?
Sauerkraut? 泡菜?
嘿!
I just washed that car. 我才刚洗完车
What the hell wrong with you, boy? 你到底有何毛病,小子?
Want I jam this in your ass and break it? 要我把这个塞进你的屁眼,塞爆它吗?
You want a go? Come down here. 想走? 给我下来!
Whoa, whoa, wait, oh. Not too fast. 哇,哇,等等,哦 别太快
Not too fast. 别太快
Hey, I just want to talk. 嘿,我只想谈一谈
Eh, eh, you do that there, man. You do that. 你尽管踩,兄弟,尽管踩
Oh, you're scared now. 哦,现在怕了
Just-just go and get yourself 你只管去
some training wheels! 飙你的车吧!
Go get a tattoo of a chicken! 去刺个鸡形刺青!
Go! 去啊!
I thought all your people know karate. 我以为你们都懂跆拳道
Not everybody Chinese is Bruce Lee. 并非每个中国人都像李小龙一样
Just calm yourself, eh, Jimmy, calm yourself. 冷静点,吉米,冷静一下
Just not my day. 我今天只是不顺
Whoo! Wow. 哇! 哇!
Do you think you can get me to 70 Fleming Street? 可以载我到佛莱明街70号吗?
Of course. Wait a second. 当然,稍等一下
You Jimmy Tong? 你是唐吉米?
That's who I am. 是我没错
Who are you? 你是谁啊?
The name is Steena. 我叫史提娜
So, how come you drive so fast? 那你为何要开那么快?
More fares. 多赚点嘛
Mmm. Is that why you had your license 所以你的驾照才会...
suspended nine times for speeding? 因超速被吊扣九次?
But no accidents. 不过从未出过车祸
Do you remember where I'm going? 你记得我要去哪吗?
70 Fleming. 佛莱明街70号
Get me there before I finish putting on my makeup 在我化完妆之前载到那里
and I'll, uh, double the meter. 我要加快一倍速度
You serious? 你是说真的?
Do I look like I have a sense of humor? 我看起来像是在开玩笑吗?
Okay. 那好
Hurry, open the gate! 快点,打开大门!
Hey, Jimmy-- ho, ho, ho, ho! 嘿,吉米...哦,哦,哦,哦!
LAZY ASS! OPEN THE GATES! 懒鬼! 快开门!
I'M ON MY COFFEE BREAK. SHUT UP, OLD MAN! 现在是我休息时间 闭嘴,老头!
IT'S JlMMY, YOU FOOL! 是吉米,你这傻瓜!
DON'T RUN OVER THE CHlCKENS! 别碾到了鸡!
You drive too fast! 你开太快了!
(Oh, I got mad skills, I will get wild) (我技术高超,野的不得了)
(I will get wild, I will get wild) (野的不得了,野的不得了)
Yeah, I got mascara and eyeliner left. 我还剩眉毛及眼线部份要画
You got five blocks. 你还有五个街区
Don't tell me you're slowing down. 别告诉我你减速了
You know, you drive like an old woman. 你知道吗? 你开车像老太婆似的
Hmm. 哼
You're not scared, are you? 你不怕是吗?
Hey, you! What do you think you're doing? 嘿,你! 你以为你在干嘛?
Back off, buddy. 退后,老兄
She's mine. 她是我的客人
Oh, it's you, miss. 哦,是你,小姐
Well, you lived up to your reputation. 嗯,你果然名符其实
The job is yours. 这份工作就给你了
I have a job. A good one. 我有工作了,还满好的
Oh, yeah? How much do you make at this "good job"? 是吗? 你的好工作能赚多少?
$475 a week, plus tips. 每周475元,外加小费
So how would you like to make $2,000 a week 那你想不想一周赚个2000元
plus room and board? 外加住宿啊?
When do I show up? 何时上班?
Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m. 明早七点
You'll be driving Clark Devlin, Mr. Tong. 你去载克拉克.戴弗林,唐先生
Good day, miss. 祝你愉快,小姐
Now, you! Out of here! 好了,你! 快滚!
Good morning, Mr. Tong. 早安,唐先生
Huh. You put your face on without me, huh? 不用我，你也会化妆哦?
Please have a seat. 请坐
Those are the house rules. 那些是屋子里的规定
Memorize them. 好好背下来
Especially number one. 尤其是第一条
"Never talk directly to Mr. Devlin." "勿直接与戴弗林先生交谈"
If you have any questions 有任何问题的话
you'll find all the answers in there. 全部解答都在里头
And, if I were you, 另外,换作我是你的话
I'd get rid of the mildew on the chin. 我会把下巴那撮脏毛给剃掉
My soul patch? 我最迷人的胡子?
Uh, yeah. 是的
I'm not a professional driver, but I'd always believed 我不是职业司机,但我一直深信
that thing you're staring into is designed 该专心看交通号志的
for the monitoring of traffic, not passengers. 应该是司机,而不是乘客
Am I wrong? 我说错了吗?
While I'm really enjoying our time together 我真的很高兴和你在一起
shall we try moving? 可以开车了吗?
Wallace has been my partner for years. 华勒斯当了我多年的拍档
Something's happened to him. 他发生了不测
He wouldn'tjust disappear. 他不会无故失踪
Now, you get yourjob done 如今你接下这份工作
and find my partner. 帮忙找我的拍档
So tell me how. 那告诉我怎么找
You're the head of an intelligence agency. 你是情报局局长
Why don't you be intelligent? 怎不放聪明点?
I don't understand what you're talking about. 我不懂你们在说什么
Well, why don't you call me back 你何不回我个电话
when you do understand what I'm talking about. 等你明白我说的话时
Did we just take the Balsam Road exit? 我们刚错过了巴森路出口吗?
Of course. 没错
You have to take the surface street. 你必须开外侧街道
Sorry. 抱歉
Did you get a copy of the rules? 你记住规定了吗?
Did you read them? 你看过没?
Jimmy, let me tell you something, my friend... 吉米,我告诉你,朋友...
I hate the rules. 我讨厌规定
Take Grant Boulevard all the way. 走格兰大道,直走
The lights are timed. 注意号志灯
Thank you. 谢谢
And, Jimmy... 还有,吉米...
crank the music up. 音乐转大声点
Yes, sir. 是的,先生
C.S.A. HEADQUARTERS 中央安全局总部
Deputy Director Chalmers, ladies, gentlemen 副局长钱默斯,各位先生女士
I present to you Special Agent Wallace. 现在你们看到的是特别探员华勒斯
Deceased two days, 14 hours, five minutes... approximately. 估计死亡时间2天14小时又5分
Pretty interesting. 相当有趣
Now, why don't you, uh, tell me a little about him? 你何不多分析一下他的死因呢?
Well, in simplest terms, he drowned in his bathtub. 最简单说法,他溺毙在自己的浴缸里
He didn't drown, sir. 他不是淹死的,先生
He was murdered. 他是遭人谋杀的
And-and you would be? 你是...?
That's Del Blaine, sir. 那是黛儿布兰妮,先生
She's having a filter installed 她下周正要装一个东西
between her brain and mouth next week. 在她的脑袋和嘴巴中间
So you don't think he drowned? 你不认为他是溺毙的?
Well, sir, there was water in his lungs 是的,先生,他的肺虽有积水
but the pulmonary vein 不过肺叶...
was filled with collapsed platelets 布满着溃散的血小板
indicative of dehydration. 表示严重脱水
He died of thirst. 他是渴死的
Thirst. 渴死
And it wasn't just city tap water. 而且不是城里自来水
The mineral profile fit a high-end bottled water 矿物横面图和高级瓶装水吻合
but what was really weird is that 但真正百思不解的是
it contained a strain of bacteria that l, so far 里头包含的某种菌类,到目前为止
haven't been able to culture. 还无法培养出来
Anyway, uh... didn't mean to interrupt. 总之,嗯...我不是故意插嘴
Ooh, the woman seems to know a lot about water. 这女的似乎对水懂的不少
Yeah. She thinks she knows a lot about a lot of things. 对,她自认为懂的很多
You know, we have a special situation in the field. 你知道,在这方面我们有特殊情况
I think we could use your talents. 我想我们可以借用你的专长
You interested? 有兴趣吗?
When do I start? 何时开始?
You ever hear of Clark Devlin? 你听过克拉克.戴弗林吗?
Rumors and innuendo. 都是些传闻
Del, I could tell you a thing or two 黛儿,我可以告诉你一两件
about Clark Devlin. 克拉克.戴弗林的事
Uh, you think we could keep our minds 你想我们能够
out of the gutter for about a second? 先讨论一会吗?
Meet me upstairs in an hour. 一小时后到楼上找我
You mightjust become 你可能会变成
Clark Devlin's next partner. 克拉克.戴弗林下一位搭档
I'm going to need 我得需要
that Gerris marginalis as soon as possible. 尽快拿到盖利斯品种
Yes. My contacts in Guatemala 好的,我的联络人在瓜地马拉
have what you're looking for, I'm sure. 有你要找的,我敢确定
Good. 很好
And, meanwhile... 同时...
I'll take one of these beautiful Uticella marginalis. 我拿一只尤帝斯拉品种
Just gorgeous. 真是漂亮
Now, you're going to call me? 那么你会打电话给我?
Is your phone number on file? 档案里有你的电话号码吗?
I'm having a bit of trouble with the phones at the moment. 我的电话现在有点故障
It might be better if you dropped it off yourself. 你打过来的话会比较好
It may take a while. 可能得花些时间
Well, why don't you familiarize yourself with the route? 好,你何不先熟悉一下路线呢?
There's a little gathering at my house tonight-- 今晚我得稍微打扫一下房子...
a fund-raiser for the Natural History Museum. 为自然历史博物馆筹募基金
I would so love to have you. 你能加入的话我会很高兴
Should I send a car? 要我派辆车过去吗?
I drive myself. 我自己开车
Admirable. 太好了
Eight o'clock. 八点钟
And, uh, be sure not to wear anything 千万别穿得
too distracting, or no one will get their checkbooks out. 太招摇,否则没有人愿意开出支票
How did you learn to be so smooth? 你是怎么学会如此温文儒雅?
I've seen the way you drive. 我看过你开车的样子
You have the same instincts I do. 你有着和我一样的本领
You lack confidence. 你缺乏自信
The girl in the art gallery's not beyond you, you know. 画廊那名女子并非遥不可及,你知道吗
You know about her? 你认识她?
Every time we leave the house 每次出门
we go by the art gallery and slow down. 经过画廊时,你都会减速
You just need a little polish. 你只需要再磨练一下
I'll never be a Clark Devlin. 我不可能成为克拉克.戴弗林那样
Don't tell anyone this, Jimmy, but there's a lot less 别告诉别人,吉米 克拉克.戴弗林还有
to Clark Devlin than meets the eye. 许多事超乎你的想像
I've got a couple of good lines 我只是稍微比较会说话
and a couple of very expensive suits. 几套非常昂贵的西装
Apart from that, we're exactly the same. 此外,我们绝对相同
How about a couple hundred million? 那家财万贯怎么说?
Trust me... 90% of it is clothes. 相信我...百分之九十靠衣着
The other ten percent? 另外百分之十呢?
The other ten percent's in there. 另外百分之十在这
You've got plenty of it. 你有的是
Oh, Mr. Devlin, can I ask you a big favor? 戴弗林先生,能帮个大忙吗?
Yeah? 什么事?
Can I stop wearing my hat? 能否别再戴帽子了?
All right. 行
Thank you. 谢谢
No, just stay smooth. Remember-- smooth. 不,保持斯文 记住...要斯文点
Thank you. 谢谢
Steena, Devlin. 史提娜,我是戴弗林
This driver, this Jimmy, I like him. 这位司机吉米,我喜欢他
Let's get him a proper suit. 帮他弄套正式西装吧
Something sexy. You pick it out. 性感点的,你帮忙挑吧
All right. 好的
Always a delight talking to you, too, darling. 跟你谈话也很愉快,亲爱的
Home, James. 回家,詹姆斯
Absolutely, Mr. Devlin. 没问题,戴弗林先生
Oh! 哦!
Oops. Watch your step. 小心走路
Thank you, sir. 谢谢,先生
Oh... This definitely not a rental. 哦...这件肯定不是租来的
Hello. 你好
My name's Clark Devlin. 我叫克拉克.戴弗林
Would you like to dance? 肯赏光跳支舞吗?
Admirable. 太好了
There is just one rule. 只有一项规定
Never touch my tuxedo. 千万别碰我的燕尾服
I didn't. 我没有
Good. 很好
Don't. 千万别碰
Yes, sir. 是的,先生
Jimmy. 吉米
Get the car. 去开车
Let's go for dinner. 我们去吃晚餐
Yes, sir. 好的,先生
What'll you have? It's my treat. 你想吃什么? 我请客
Anything. 随便都行
Two Whoppers, hold the onion, extra ketchup. 两份特大汉堡,加洋葱及蕃茄酱
Toast the bottom bun only, medium well-done. 只要烤底层面包,中间的肉要全熟
Two large fries, extra well-done. 两份大薯,同样熟一点
Two chocolate milkshakes, however the chef likes. 两杯巧克力奶昔
That's it. 好的
Your order's ready. Pull forward. 您点的东西已经好了 请往前开
That's pretty quick. 速度真快
It's fast food. Anything else? 这是速食,还想吃别的吗?
Yeah. 是的
I'll have a personal pizza, crispy crust. 我要一份私人披萨,皮要酥脆一点
He doesn't eat out much. 他不常外出用餐
They don't serve pizza at Burger... 汉堡店不卖披萨...
New item, huh? 新项目是吧?
Do you have chicken chow mein? 你们有卖鸡肉炒面吗?
Thank you. 谢谢
-Jimmy? -Yes? 吉米? 有何吩咐?
It's a drive-through. Let's drive. 这是得来速 我们开车吧
Watch out! 小心!
Watch it, man! 小心点,老兄!
Sorry, pal. 对不起
Let's go. 走吧
Why are we running away from a skateboard? 我们干嘛要逃开滑板?
I think it's probably a bomb. 我想那很可能是个炸弹
I thought you said a bomb. 我以为你是说炸弹呢
What do you mean, a bomb? 你说什么,炸弹?
No good. Out! 不妙,快出去!
Mr. Dev... 戴...
Move! 快闪!
Jimmy, you okay? 吉米,你没事吧?
I'm fine. 我很好
You okay, boss? 你还好吧,老板?
Yeah. 是的
Yeah, all in a day's work, eh? 是的,今天全碰着了是吧?
Look. 看
Oh, damn. 哦,该死
Mr. Devlin. 戴弗林先生
You got any aspirin? 你有带阿司匹灵吗?
Who did this to you? 是谁干的?
Water stri... 华特史崔...
Walter Strider-- he's the one? 华特史崔达...是他吗?
Wat... er... stri... 华...特...史崔...
Walter... Walter Strider. 华特...华特史崔达
No... no police. 不行...不能报警
Okay. Uh... 好的...
I need an ambulance right now. 我需要一辆救护车马上来
His name is... 他的名字是...
Trust nobody. 别相信任何人
Uh... his name is... 嗯...他的名字是...
Brad Dillford. 布莱德狄佛
Wear it. 戴上吧
Wear... 戴上...
Boss! Boss! 老板! 老板!
Hold on, boss. You'll be fine. 撑着点,老板,你会没事的
Give me the clipboard. 记录板给我
I'll take care of you. 我会照顾你的
Wa... 华...
stri... 史崔...
-Huh? -Sir! 什么? 先生!
Oh! 哦!
Please wait in the waiting room. 请到候诊室等
Okay. 好的
I will find Walter Strider. 我会找出华特史崔达
Hey! Hey! 嘿! 嘿!
Huh? I'm sorry. 哦? 抱歉
I promise. 我保证
Where is Dr. Angelo? 安吉罗医生人呢?
Dr. Angelo. 安吉罗医生
Are you Dr. Angela? 你是安吉罗医生?
Dr. Angela. 安吉罗医生
Dr. Ang... ela. 安琪...罗...医生
Hey! 嘿!
There's no smoking in a hospital. 医院里不准抽烟
I was nervous. How is he? 我太紧张了,他情况如何?
He might be here a while. 他可能要住院一段时间
You might want to get him some things from home in case he comes to. 你最好回家帮他拿点日常用品
Oh.He had this clutched in his hand. 哦 他手里紧抓住这个
I don't know if it means anything. 我不知道那是何用意
(Orderly with wheels) (按照顺序)
(to the front desk.) (到前面柜台)
I do need Dr. Angelo. 我要找安吉罗医生
Dr. Angelo. 安吉罗医生
Dr. Angelo is on holiday today. 安吉罗医生今天休假
-Oh, my God. -Yeah. 哦,天哪 是的
BANNlNG, lNC., FLOATlNG HEADQUARTERS 班尼公司,临时总部
I'll tell you, I'm pretty excited. 我告诉你,我相当兴奋
I mean, nervous, but I'm excited. 我是说,很紧张,不过很兴奋
I'm pumped, you know. 血脉贲张,你知道
I knew I was doing good work for Banning lnternational 我知道我为班尼国际公司做的很好
but I didn't know Mr. Banning 但我不知道班尼先生
would be taking so much notice of me so soon. 竟然这么快就注意到我
I'll say this, though, when I'm CEO of this place 我这么说,虽然,我是这里的CEO
I won't be having my headquarters 我不受上头管
in the bottom of a boat, you know what I mean? 在最底层,你懂我的话吗?
Why did you choose Mr. Lundeen? 你为何选朗汀先生?
He questioned my growth projections. 他问到我的成长经营计划
No, that's not it. 不,不是那样
I don't like his hair. 我不喜欢他的头发
Mr. Banning. 班尼先生
So, word filtered down to me 我听说
that you don't share my optimism about our company's future. 你对我们公司未来不抱乐观
Oh, no. 哦,不是
Actually, I just... 事实上,我只是...
Drink? 喝一杯?
Oh, yes, thank you. 哦,好的,谢谢
I just felt that to meet 我只是觉得要实现
your projections, pretty much every person on Earth 你的计划案,地球上的每个人
would have to drink only Banning Springs water. 都必须只喝班尼矿泉水
Yes, indeed. 没错
Water, Mr. Lundeen, comprises 60% of your body. 朗汀先生,水占人体百分之六十
Don't you find it incredible 你不觉得很不可思议吗?
that two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom can combine 两个氢分子加上一个氧分子便能结合
to create something so beautiful 制造出如此美妙
so useful, so essential? 如此有用、不可或缺的物质
I find water to be 我觉得水是...
miraculous. 神奇
Do you think I'm silly? 你觉得我很傻吗?
Not at all. 一点也不
Feeling thirsty? 觉得渴吗?
Yes. 是的
You're helping me out by being a guinea pig 你刚好帮我实验一下
for a new product. 新产品效果
Oh, I see. 哦,我懂了
What a brilliant idea. 想法真聪明
Water that makes you thirsty. 水让你口渴
What's in it? 水里有什么?
Salt? 盐吗?
There's no profundity in salt. 盐毫无深奥可言
Bacteria. 细菌
Once ingested 一旦摄取之后
its DNA will instruct your cells' cytoplasm 它的基因会让你体内的细胞质
to spill electrolytes into your bloodstream 释放出电解质至你的血液中
causing dehydration. 导致脱水
It's virulent 有毒
but, unfortunately, it's too fast. 不过,很不幸,毒效很快
Way too fast. 非常快
As we speak, your internal organs are shriveling. 如我所言,你的体内器官逐渐萎缩
You're becoming as dry as... 你会变得干的像...
Well, as dry as your limited imagination. 你想像有多干就有多干
Gentlemen, fetch the vacuum, won't you? 各位,你们不会想被吸干是吧?
Thank you. 谢谢
Schiffer, Schwartzkopf, Sondheim, Springsteen... 薛佛、史瓦兹考夫、索德海、史宾斯汀...
No Strider. 没有史崔达
Wow. 哇
Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. 欢迎使用战术制服装备
Tuxedo recognizing new user. 燕尾服辨识新主人
Mapping user's neurological structure. 描绘使用者神经结构
Activate wristwatch for desired function. 启动腕表至想要的功能项目
Demo... 示范模式...
Okay, show me. 好的,让我瞧瞧吧
Uh-oh. 呜-哦
Caution-- demolition mode. 警告-- 破坏模式
The Tuxedo will consider 燕尾服会认定
any object a target and act to destroy it. 任何物体当成攻击目标并摧毁它
Oh, what's happening? 哦,怎么回事?
Exit the demolition mode immediately. 立刻退出破坏模式
Burn, baby, burn 燃烧吧,宝贝,燃烧吧!
Disco inferno 迪斯可舞厅
Burn, baby, burn 燃烧吧,宝贝,燃烧吧!
Burn the mother down 烧光一切
Burn, baby, burn... 燃烧吧,宝贝,燃烧吧...
Mr. Devlin, is everything all right? 戴弗林先生,一切都还好吧?
This is Jimmy. 我是吉米
I think Mr. Devlin wants you to clean his room tomorrow. 戴弗林先生要你明天打扫这间房间
It's a little bit messy. 有一点点乱
I think he threw the party. 他刚结束宴会
Should I send someone up now? 要我现在派人上去吗?
No. Maybe after he leaves. 不用,或许等他出门后吧
Very good. 非常好
Hmm? Hello? 喂?
Are we on? 要执行了吗?
Are we on what? 执行什么?
(C.S.A. OPERATlONS) I take my work seriously, Mr. Devlin, so please (中央安全局计划) 我很认真工作,戴弗林先生 所以求求你
stop using that ridiculous accent. 别用那种可笑的腔调
What? 什么?
What accent? 那种腔调?
All right. 好的
You're the senior officer. 你是前辈
I'll play it however you want. 你会遵照你指示行动
Deitrich Banning is holding a meeting with water CEOs. 戴崔奇班尼正与CEO水公司开会中
The Agency wants us to find out what he's planning. 局里要我们查出他在搞啥花样
Wh-What about Walter Strider? 那华特史崔达怎么办?
Who is he? 他是谁?
I don't know. You tell me. 不知道,你说呢?
Okay. 好的
So, we will meet tomorrow. V-15, 10:00. 那我们明天见,15号公园,十点钟
I'll be wearing a gray suit. 我会穿一件灰色套装
Your code is "nice rack." 你的代号是"美奶子"
I'll respond 我就会回答说
"l forgot my bra." "我忘了穿胸罩"
May I join you? 我可以坐下吗?
Uh, yeah. 请便
Nice rack. 美奶子
Hello. 你好
Mr. Devlin, there's been a change of plans. 戴弗林先生,计划有变
But I'm here already. Where are you? 但我已经到了,你在哪?
Don't get all pissy about it. 别生气
They just told me, so I'm telling you. 上头刚通知我,所以我现在告诉你
We'll meet tonight 今晚会合
8:00, Pier 17, base of the silo and... 8点钟在17号码头的塔底见,另外...
forget the password. 忘了密码吧
Oh, now you tell me. 哦,你现在才告诉我
Oh, hey, there he is. Oh, my God, that's him. 嘿,他在那里 哦,老天,是他
I got to go. 我得走了
Guy in the raincoat. Get him! 穿雨衣的家伙,快逮住他!
I see you tonight. Sorry. 今晚见. 抱歉
Stop! 停!
Get back here, you creep! 回来,你这变态!
So, we've got five minutes to get into position. 所以我们有五分钟就定位准备
I secured the rooftop. 我守屋顶
The equipment's good to go 装备优良
and I just have to say 我必须说
it is such an honor to be working with the legendary... 很荣幸一起共事,和传奇性的...
Clark Devlin? 克拉克.戴弗林?
I'm Del Blaine. 我是黛儿布兰妮
Have we met before? 我们以前见过吗?
No. 没有
Good. 很好
Okay, Del Blaine, let's do what we've come here to do. 好的,黛儿布兰妮,动手做我们的事吧
I'll follow you. 我跟着你走
Ladies first. 女士优先
Okay. 好
A couple of details changed from what was in the file. 档案里有些细节更改了
You read it? 你看过了?
The files are crap. 档案是垃圾
Give me the short version. 长话短说吧
Deitrich Banning's holding a meeting 戴崔奇班尼在开会
of international water company CEOs. 与国际性CEO水公司
We think he's trying to force them 我们认为他想逼迫他们
into selling their companies to him. 将名下公司卖给他
Where are you going? 你去哪?
Huh? I'm thinking. 正在想
We had Agent Wallace working undercover 我们派了华勒斯探员进去卧底
at his bottled water factory. 混入他的瓶装水工厂
That is, until last week. 就那样,直到上星期
Wallace calls us on his cell phone 华勒斯用手机与我们联络
to tell us that the operation had reached critical mass 通知我们行动已经进行到关键点
and, suddenly, wham! Dead. 突然就,轰! 断线了
As you requested, a Klineholtz bolt-action nine-millimeter 应你要求,克莱恩霍兹枪栓手动式枪机 配备九毫米子弹
titanium folding stock with 20-time infrared sniper-scope 钛金属折叠式枪托 二十倍红外线狙击镜
and counterweighted micro-rifled barrel. 和平衡微莱福枪管
My favorite gun. 我最喜欢的枪
But I don't kill people anymore. 但我不再杀人了
Killing? 杀人?
You're planting a bug. 是要你植入窃听器
It was all in that "crap" file. 全都写在那垃圾文件里头
Go look through your binoculars. 你用望远镜观察一下吧
They're arriving. 他们到了
Ready? 准备好没?
It's critical we get a listening device 重要的是将窃听装置
in Banning's meeting. 装在班尼的会议中
Range-- 962 feet. 射程-- 962尺
Aim for the briefcase. 瞄准手提箱
In the year 2001 在2001年
$35 billion worth of bottled water was consumed worldwide. 全球耗尽35兆的矿泉水
Today, bottled water costs more per gallon than gasoline. 今日,每加仑矿泉水比汽油还贵
We, my friends, are the new oil barons. 各位,我们就是新的石油大王
We at Banning Springs 我们班尼矿泉水公司
have developed a new filtration process 已经研发出一种新型过滤方式
that would protect your assets 可以保障你们的资产
against the biological holocaust that's coming. 避免造成生物大毁灭
Looks like we got company. 看来我们有同伴来了
CSA would be my bet. 我敢说是中央安全局的人
How much is this plan going to cost us? 这计划要花我们多少钱?
It won't cost you a penny, out of pocket. 不用花你们口袋里任何一毛钱
All I ask is to become 我只要求成为
your slightly-more- than-equal partner. 你们的合伙人
Banning says he's got the only process 班尼说只有他拥有这个程序
to make their water safe. 使他们的水质安全无虞
But to use it, they've got to give him 但想用的话,必须给他
half of their companies? 半间公司?
He's trying to muscle these guys 他想逼这些人
into selling their companies to him. 将他们的公司卖给他
Banning says that their water sources are in danger. 班尼说他们的水源有危险
Something about everyone being defenseless 关于大家变的毫无防备
against more deadly forms of bacteria. 以抵抗更致命的细菌物质
I can barely make out what he's saying. 我几乎听不到他说的话
Do you want to listen to this? 你想听听吗?
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 好的,我马上到
Yeah, I'd really like some help up here, sir. 我这里真的需要点帮忙,先生
Del Blaine! 黛儿布兰妮!
Do you hear me, sir? 你听见我吗,先生?
I know this is not near as exciting 我知道跟你之前那些任务比起来
as most of your missions, but could you humor me 这不够刺激 不过你可以...
with just a little professionalism? 表演一下专业性让我大开眼界吗?
I would really love some help... 我是真的很想帮忙...
What are you doing? 你在干嘛啊?
What's with the jumpy-jumpy? 你这样跳跳做什么?
Take off your headphones! 耳机拿下!
-What? -Your headphones! 你说什么? 耳机啊!
Okay, Chapter Six of the training manual. 好,训练手册第六章
Unarmed assailant-- frontal attack. 徒手攻击--正面攻击
Begin! 开始!
Stomach, head! Stomach, head! 胃部,头部! 胃部,头部!
God! 老天!
What's my name?! 也不探听一下我是谁
Yeah! 好耶!
You okay? 你没事吧
Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 哦! 你到底跑哪去了?
Stop pushing! 别推!
Aah, my hand! 啊,我的手!
Whoa! 哇!
Yeah! Not bad. 好耶! 不赖
Sir?! 先生?!
Sir, are you okay, sir? 先生,你还好吧,先生?
Don't let go! Don't! 别放手! 不要!
No, no, no, let go! 不,不,不,放手!
You're-you're-you're ripping... 你-你-你扯裂了...
my sl-sleeve! You-you... 我的袖子! 你...
No, no. No, not, not my... 不,不,不,不是,不要我的...
Sir! 先生!
My ring. 我的戒指
Oh, my God! 哦,天哪!
Oh, my... Oh! 哦,我的...哦!
This was not... part of the plan. 这不在...计划之内
Del Blaine? 黛儿布兰妮?
Del... 黛儿...
Confidence. 自信
Del... 黛儿...
moron. 白痴
Not in the manual. 不在手册中
Creep! 怪人!
Del Blaine! Stop! 黛儿布兰妮! 停车!
Get off of me! 滚开点!
Why didn't you stop? 你怎么不停车?
God, what the hell is wrong with you?! 天啊,你到底有何毛病?!
How do you... fall off a building 你是怎么...从大楼摔下
and end up... uh... 结果却...
You okay? 你没事吧?
It's okay. 没事了
I am in the car with a psychopath. 我跟个精神病坐车
We are not safe. 我们不安全
Are you upset? 你生气了?
Why would I be upset? 我干嘛生气?
I've always wanted to begin and end my career 我一直想开拓我的事业生涯
with a big fat failure! 却惨遭滑铁卢!
Thank you very much, Mr. Devlin. 非常感谢你,戴弗林先生
It's my first time. 这是我的第一次
I mean... every mission is like my first time. 我意思是...每次任务都仿佛第一次
It's so difficult being Clark Devlin. 克拉克.戴弗林可真难当
Oh. 哦
Sorry. 抱歉
Aah! 啊!
I didn't do that. 不是我干的
What... 你...
i-is wrong with you?! 有何毛病?
I'm not who you think I am. 我并非你想的那个人
Stay away! 离我远点!
I'm a little over-amped myself right now. 我现在有点反应过度
Let's just call it a day. 今天就到此为止吧
Get some rest and medication. 好好休息吃个药吧
What? 你说什么?
We'll be in communication. 我们再连络了
Oh. 哦
I don't have your phone number! 我不知道你的电话号码!
C.S.A. TARGET RANGE 中央安全局练靶场
Who am I kidding? 我唬谁啊?
I have no idea what I'm doing 我不知道自己在做什么
or why I'm doing it. 或为何去做
I felt the same way 我也有同感
when I took my first field assignment. 当我接下我第一次任务
Then I met Clark Devlin 后来我遇见了克拉克.戴弗林
and life just got a whole lot better... 人生整个改善了许多...
and a little more complicated. 也变得有些复杂
Let's, uh, can we get a close-- can we...? 能不能把镜头拉近点...?
How do we pan down... 要怎样移下面点...
Yeah. Just hit the second button there. 对,按那边第二颗按钮
Everybody warned me, he was unorthodox 人人警告我,说他是异端
but he's way irrational, bordering on nutso. 不过他虽偏激,几近疯狂程度
We'll just get, uh... That's it. 我们只是,唔...就那样了
There, yeah. That's it, there. 那边,对,没错,那边
Look at that. 看看那个
Move it over, over just a bit. 移过去一点
He's getting under your skin, isn't he? 他会渐渐渗入你的肌肤,不对吗?
He got under my skin once 他渗入过我肌肤一次
and I'm still feeling it. 我仍然可感觉得到
Yeah, you told me. 是的,你有说过
What about his English? 他的英文如何?
Oh, I can never understand half of what he says 哦,他讲的话有一半我都不懂
but don't you just love his accent? 可你不是喜欢他的腔调吗?
She can't hear anything from here...? 她听不到这里讲话...?
No, I don't think... Whoa! 不,我不这么认为...哇!
God, I wish I was still back in the field. 老天,我希望我重操旧业
How do you like me now? 你觉得我现在怎样?
She's got issues, man. 她打中小鸟了,老兄
Holy... 天啊...
Can your, uh, can your 你的...你的...
girlfriend shoot, uh... 女友会不会开枪...
A groin out of a target? 打靶的下体部位?
Let's go. 走吧
Let's get our nails done. 让我们去完成吧
Okay. 好的
Have a nice day, boys. 祝你愉快,小子
Dr. Angelo, Dr. Angelo... 安吉罗医生,安吉罗医生...
They ran out of "Get well soon." 他们的"速速好"用完了
You said to wear this, but I don't know. 你叫我穿这件,不过我不知道
Being Clark Devlin is not easy. 当克拉克.戴弗林可不轻松
Hello. 你好
So, Mr. Devlin 所以,戴弗林先生
how are you feeling today? 你今天觉得怎样?
Not so good, I'm afraid. 恐怕不太好
Well, you've got a few hours 好,你还有几个小时
to pull yourself together. 重整旗鼓
What do you mean? 你这话什么意思?
After the fiasco of planting the bug 在植入窃听器失败后
I'd say we have only one choice: 我会说我们只剩一个选择:
Level One surveillance. 一级监视
In other words... 换句话说...
Infiltration. 就是混进去
Banning's going to be at the Lanford Hotel tonight 班尼今晚会去兰佛饭店
entertaining three of his new partners. 招待他的三位新股东
Chalmers has agreed to... get us at the next table. 钱默斯已经同意... 安排我们坐隔壁桌
Is this a black-tie event? 要穿燕尾服吗?
No. But I'm sure you'll wear whatever you want. 不是,不过我相信你随便穿也无所谓
Maybe we can find Walter Strider. 也许我们可以找到华特史崔达
Meet you there at 8:00. 8点钟见
Water... strider... 华特...史崔达...
What? 什么?
Water... 华特...
Mr. Clark Devlin. 克拉克.戴弗林先生
Stri... der... 史崔...达...
What are you doing? 你在做什么?
Huh? 什么?
Uh, he needs help. 他需要帮忙
Security! Security! 警卫! 警卫!
(At last) (终于...)
(My love has come along) (我的爱情降临了)
(My lonely days are over...) (结束了我孤独的日子...)
Del Blaine. 黛儿布兰妮
Hey. 嘿!
I know how partial you are to that monkey suit of yours 我知道你偏爱穿那套猴子装
so I got gussied up. 所以特地打扮一番
Good job. You gussy very well. 很好,你穿起来很好看
Oh, and here's a little something for you. 这里有点东西送你
Hmm? 哦?
Oh. 哦
Thank you. 谢谢
Sorry, I don't have anything for you. 抱歉,我没东西送你
It's a video camera. 是监视器
Shh. Act normal. 嘘,表现自然点
We don't want everybody to know. 我们不想让大家知道
Sorry. 抱歉
Good evening. 晚安
Uh, name, please. 请问大名?
Name? 大名?
Um... 唔...
Lincoln. 林肯
Washington. 华盛顿
You're a billionaire 你是个亿万富翁
and you try to grease the guy with seven bucks? 竟然只用七块钱就想贿赂?
You think I have money to throw away? 你以为我钱多的数不完啊?
You on the list? 你们有在受邀名单上吗?
Perfect. 太好了
Let me talk to him. 让我跟他谈
No. You know what, we'll do this my way. 不,你知道吗,用我的方式来进行
I've got a T-135 disorientation module. 我有一种T-135使人着迷模式
You just stand there. 你乖乖站在那边
Hi. Could you... hold this for me? 嗨,您是否能...帮我拿着一下?
Aw, thanks. 谢了
Now, where did I put those tickets? 现在,我把票放哪了呢?
What's happening, Snowman? 怎么了,雪人?
What's happening? 怎么了?
What's happening, Snowman? 怎么了,雪人?
Hey... what's happening? 嘿...怎么了?
Oh, hey. 哦,嘿
I can't believe it. 不敢相信
James Brown. 詹姆斯布朗
The Godfather of Soul. 灵魂乐教父
-What's happening? -Hello. 怎么了? 你好
Mr. Brown. 布朗先生
Forgive us for bothering you. 很冒昧打扰您
We came to see your show and... 我们来看你的表演,却...
Yeah, she forgot to make reservations. 是的,她忘了订位
Don't worry about it. 别担心
I can get tickets for the front row for you. 我能替你们拿到前排座位的票
Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Brown. 哦,非常谢谢您,布朗先生
See? The things work out. 看吧,这不就解决了吗?
There's one more thing I'd like to say, um... 我还有件事情想说...
It's not the in thing today 平常我不善于
to give compliments to a young lady 赞美年轻小姐
but I just got to let you know that... 但我必须让你知道...
you got a nice rack. 你有对美奶子
Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown. 哦,谢谢,布朗先生
Enjoy the show. 好好欣赏表演吧
What... 你...
is wrong with you?! 有什么毛病呀?
He f-fell down by himself. 他自己摔倒的
You killed James Brown. 你害死了詹姆斯布朗
No, he's fine. 才没,他人很好
He's not fine. 他才不好呢
And Banning is going to leave. 班尼快离开了
Don't panic. 别慌张
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 哦,我的天! 哦,我的天!
Are you... praying? 你在...祈祷吗?
Miss Cleo told me this would happen. 克莉欧小姐跟我说过这会发生
$4.99-a-minute Miss Cleo? 每分钟收费4.99元的克莉欧小姐?
Just go out and tell them 就出去告诉他们
Mr. Brown is not here. 布朗先生没来
There will be another act. 换成别的演出
Nice to meet you. 幸会
And right about now, it is style time! 现在是流行时间!
If you will, ladies and gentlemen 各位先生女士,请容我...
introducing the hardest-working man in show business 介绍演艺事业最卖力的人
Iadies and gentlemen, Mr. Dynamite... 各位先生女士,炸药先生...
James Brown! 詹姆斯布朗!
Uh, l-ladies and gentleman... 各位先生女士...
What's going on?! 怎么回事?!
Mr. James Brown will not be appearing tonight... 詹姆斯布朗先生今晚不会出席...
due to unforeseen circumstances 情况不明
but stay right where you are 但请你们坐在原位
because the Lanford Hotel is really proud to present 因为兰佛饭店真的很荣幸邀请到
the Last Emperor of Soul. 灵魂乐最后的皇帝
And, um, well, here he is. 嗯,他来了
Hi. 嗨
Hi, everybody. Good evening. 嗨,大家好,晚安
How are you tonight?! 你们今晚好不好呀?!
Go home! 滚回家吧!
Who wants to get funky tonight?! 谁今晚想乐一乐呀?!
Go ahead and make it funky. 尽情狂欢一下吧
Yeah. 好
Get up! 起来!
Get on up 快起来
Get on up, y'all 所有人快起来!
Get on up 快起来
-Get on up -Get on up 快起来! 快起来!
Gonna get-get-get-get-get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来
Get on up 快起来
Stay on the scene 好好欣赏
Get on up 快起来
Like a sex machine 像个性爱机器
Get-get-get-get get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来
Get on up 快起来
Gonna get-get-get-get get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来
Get on up 快起来
Stay on the scene 好好欣赏
Get-get-get-get get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来
Get on up 快起来
Like a sex machine 像个性爱机器
Gonna get-get-get-get get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来
Get on up 快起来
Wait a minute! 等一下!
Shake your arm, then use your form 摇摇手臂,然后展示你的形体
Stay on the scene 好好欣赏
Like a sex machine 像个性爱机器
You got to have the feeling 你必须投入感情
Sure as you're born 仿佛初生一般
Get it together 一起来
Right on, right on, 来呀来!
Right on, right on 来呀来!
Oh! 哦!
Ooh. 哦
Good God! 他妈的!
So, you had fun up there. 上台满好玩的
I was blending; that's what agents do. 我搞糊涂了,那是探员该做的
Would you please stop? 你别那样行吗?
I'd like to get to Banning's table before morning. 我想在天亮前到达班尼那桌
Whoa! Hey, slut, thanks. 哇! 嘿,贱人,谢谢
I hate celebrities who brush off their fans. 我不喜欢对歌迷不理不睬
Banning's girlfriend has been drinking. 班尼的女友一直在喝酒
Okay, she might be able to tell-- Clark! 好的,她可能会说漏嘴...克拉克!
Yes. 是的
Stop. 站住
Get on the scene, Sex Machine. 好好欣赏,性爱机器
Great job, man. 表演的很棒,兄弟
Hi. 嗨
Hi. Good evening. 嗨,晚安
Hello. 你好
Well, we're all 我们所有人都...
vaguely honored you could join us, I suppose. 很荣幸你能加入我们,我想是吧
Singing is my favorite type of music. 歌唱是我最喜欢的音乐类型
Oh, admirable. 哦,那太好了
Regrettably, this is my... 很遗憾,这是我的...
vacuous fiancee. 未婚妻
I think her name is Cheryl 我想她叫雪洛
something. 还是什么的
Oh, charmed. 哦,你真迷人
I could look at you all day. 我可以整天看着你
Do you ever dance unprofessionally... 你有跳过非专业的...
Emperor? 皇上?
Let's see what I can do. 我们看看能跳什么
Oh, excuse us. 哦,失陪一会
Of course. 没问题
Do you know how to mambo? 你会跳曼波吗?
I hope so. 希望会
Whoo! 哇!
Hmm... '92 Dasani. 嗯... 92年份的达沙尼
Gentle bouquet with a hint of vinyl polychloride. 酒香温和,带点聚氯乙烯的味道
Earthy yet... ethereal. 但很朴实自然...难以捉摸
Cheers. 干杯
Oops. 哦
I spilled. 我弄洒了
You and Banning seem very close. 你和班尼似乎非常亲密
Tell me about his work. 告诉我一下他的工作
I don't want to talk about him. 我不想谈他的事
I want to talk about you. 我想谈谈你的
You're such a handsome devil. 你真是个帅小子
So are you. 你也是
When I can't sleep at night, which is quite often 我经常夜里无法成眠
I step into my laboratory and I play. 就走进实验室玩玩
It's not work, you see. 并非工作,你明白
It's glorious 很高兴的事
wet... play. 湿淋淋地...玩
Well, maybe I can come over and play. 那好,也许我能过去一起玩
That would be very nice. 那一定很棒
The thing is, l, uh... 问题是,我...
I have a small problem... trusting people. 我有点小小问题... 我不相信别人
I don't know if I can trust myself with you, Deitrich. 我也不知道自己是否能相信你,戴崔奇
Well, maybe we can come up 好,也许我们能够上去
with a way for you to pro... 让你好好证明一下...
Her name's Del Blaine. She's CSA. 她叫黛儿布兰妮,是中央安全局的
Oh, bloody hell. 哦,真该死
He drives a BMW, registered to Clark Devlin. 他开的宝马登记在克拉克.戴弗林名下
You told me you dealt with Devlin 你说你解决了戴弗林
with the skateboard bomb. 用滑板炸弹
Yeah, well, he looks pretty alive to me. 是没错,他看来还活生生的
Pretty good dancer. He's all over Cheryl. 舞跳的很棒,他迷上了雪洛
You want me to do something about that? 要我去处理一下吗?
No. 不用
Maybe the rancid tart 也许这回那个臭婊子
might actually be of some use for once. 可能会有点用处
Get the boys, would you? 找些人手,行吧?
Whoo! I am so bushed. 哇! 累死我了
I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me. 抱歉,我得失陪一下
Unfortunate interruptus. 不方便打扰了
So, my long streak of love, here is the key to the hospitality suite 那么,亲爱的,这是套房的钥匙
should you feel the need to spend the night. 你应该有需要好好过一夜
Good-bye. 再见
Well, I think I'll just go up 嗯,我想我要上去了
to room 7-2-- excuse me-- 6-8 房号72...抱歉...68
and take a long, hot bath 慢慢地洗个热水澡
in room 7-2-6-8. 在7268房间
Good night. 晚安
And once again, we end up with nothing. 我们又一事无成了
I can get her to talk. 我可以从她口中套出来
And say what? 说什么呢?
Oh, Emperor, would you sign my bra? 哦,皇上,帮我胸罩签个名好吗?
Oops, I'm not wearing one. 哦,我没穿胸罩
What is it with you and bras? 跟你和胸罩有何关系?
She has information. 她有我们要的资讯
Oh, right, and that's why you have to go up to her hotel room. 对,所以你得上楼去她的饭店房间
You have never seen my work. 你还没看到我的成果
This is what Clark Devlin does best. 这是克拉克.戴弗林最拿手的
Can I go home? 我能回家吗?
No, you have to cover me. 不行,你得掩护我
With what, a shot of penicillin? 用什么掩护,打一针盘尼西林吗?
Huh? 什么?
Fine. 好了
I'll be waiting by the pool. 我在泳池畔等
Oh, wait. 哦,等等
What's her room number again? 再说一次她的房间号码
7-2-6-8. 7-2-6-8
7-2-6-8. 7-2-6-8. 7-2-6-8. 7268. 7268. 7268.
Yoo-hoo! 呀-呼!
Cheryl! 雪洛!
Hey, you little devil. 嘿,你这小恶魔
What kind of bubbles do you like? 你喜欢哪种泡泡?
Little... 小的...
(As long as you live) (只要你还活着)
...or big?! ...大的?
(Someone who loves you) (爱我的人)
Hang it for me, will you? 帮我挂一下好吗?
(Tender like I do) (温柔如我)
(Whoa, I'm not bragging on myself...) (哇,不是我自吹自擂...)
So... 所以...
I know you can dance, but... 我知道你很会跳,不过...
what else can you do? 你还会做别的吗?
Get on the bed. 上床吧
I'll show you. 我让你见识见识
Oh! 哦!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 哦,哦,哦,哦,哦...
Okay, Mr. Devlin, let's see your magic. 好的,戴弗林先生,来看看你的魔力吧
Oh, my God, your hands are like a machine. 哦,我的天,你的手好像机器
Oh, I am never working with him again. 哦,我再也不要跟他一起工作了
So, tell me about Deitrich's good friend, Walter Strider. 那告诉我关于戴崔奇的好朋友 华特史崔达的事吧
Oh! Never heard of him... 哦! 没听过他...
but I know Dry Martini. 但我认识马丁尼
Maybe someone should mix us a couple. 也许有人该帮我们调个两杯
Y-O-U spells "you." Y-O-U拼成"你"
Oh. 哦
You're smart. 你真聪明
Really? 真的?
And a good speller. 还很会拼字
Thanks. I graduated top two-thirds 谢谢,我可是前两三名毕业的
of my sixth grade class. 在我六年级班上
What a gentleman. 真有绅仕风度
Look, it's Cocktail Barbie. 看,是鸡尾酒芭比
Take your clothes off and... 衣服脱掉...
-- stay a while.--I-I like my clothes on. --留下一会 --我喜欢穿着衣服
Kinky boy. 怪小子
Wh-Wh...? 你-你...?
Where did you get that pin? 你从哪得到那别针的?
Oh. Deitrich. 哦,戴崔奇送的
Want to have a closer look? 想靠近点瞧瞧吗?
Huh? 什么?
I'm sorry. 抱歉
Look at the time. I got to go. 看看时间,我得走了
Oh, Emperor. 哦,皇上
Where are you going? 你想去哪呀?
What are you doing? 你在干嘛?
Oh, Emperor. 哦,皇上
Oh, where are you going 哦,你要去哪?
you naughty boy? 调皮小子?
I adore romance when it's rough. 越难搞我越喜欢
Whoo! 哇!
Get back here! 回来!
You're dead meat! 你死定了!
Come on! 快点!
Take a bath. 洗个澡吧
Oh, yes, because I've been a dirty, dirty girl. 没错,因为我是个肮脏下流女子
Go fill the tub. 进浴缸吧
Do you like it with bubbles? 你喜欢全身布满泡泡?
Hot bubbles. 热呼呼的泡泡
Oh, yippee! 哦,好耶!
Yippee! 好耶!
Tiny bubbles in my wine... 我的酒里有小泡泡...
Makes me feel fine 让我觉得舒服
Come on, her voice reminds me of my mother. 拜托,她的声音让我想到我妈
Is that room service? 是客房服务吗?
What's happening? 怎么了?
What's going on under those cute little boxers of yours? 你这可爱的小拳击手在玩什么花样呢?
Emperor, the bubbles are perfect. 皇上,泡泡弄好了
Come to mama, Emperor! 到妈妈这边来,皇上!
Coming! 来了!
Help! 救命!
Say good night... agent! 道晚安吧...探员!
Del Blaine. Del Blaine. 黛儿布兰妮,黛儿布兰妮
Sorry. 抱歉
Emperor... 皇上...
This is not what I signed up for!---Shh. 这可不是我该干的! ---嘘,嘘
--I need my ...--She's in there taking a bath. --我想要我的...--她在里头洗澡
What happened to your nose? 你的鼻子怎么回事?
Sorry! 抱歉!
Honeymooners. 度蜜月的
Yes, some things never change. 是的,有些事永远不会改变
Emperor! 皇上!
Emperor, come back! 皇上,回来!
Please! 拜托!
Oh... 哦...
Go! Get going. 走! 走啦
Ouch! 噢!
Can't you do anything? 你做什么都不行吗?
Why are you so mad? 你干嘛这么生气?
Gee, let me think. 老天,让我想想
Because big, ugly men are trying to kill me? 因为大坏蛋想杀我?
Because I got stuck 因为我被缠住
with a millionaire playboy dilettante for a partner? 和一个百万富翁的花花公子半调子为伴?
You don't care how you make people feel. 你根本不在乎你给别人的感受
I happen to be 我碰巧是...
an extremely sensitive person. 一个极端敏感的人
Ow! 噢!
Okay, you think you know feelings. 好的,你自认懂得感情
Look at me. 看着我
How do I feel? 我有何感觉?
Sick. 生病
Sad. 伤心
What about now? 那现在呢?
Constipated. 便秘
Creepy. 可怕
Horny. 色眯眯
Is funny. 开心
Is angry. 生气
Is crazy. 疯狂
You know nothing. 你根本不懂
This is why you don't have a boyfriend. 所以你才交不到男朋友
No wonder you didn't get anything from Banning. 难怪你从班尼那里探听不到什么
Oh... right, I didn't get anything from Banning 哦...没错,我是没打听到什么
except where his friggin' lab is. 除了他该死的实验室之外
Where? 在哪?
Let's see if the great master "agent" can figure it out. 看看这所谓大师级探员能否想的到
Banning said he sometimes has trouble sleeping. 班尼说他常常难以入睡
Big secret. 天大秘密
All men have trouble sleeping. 所有男人都有失眠困扰
Sometimes at night, he goes down and works in his lab. 有时夜里,他下楼到实验室里工作
He sleeps in his lab? 他睡在他的实验室?
He sleeps in his bedroom. 他睡在他的卧房
His lab's in his bedroom? 他的实验室在他卧房?
No. 不
Get your facts straight. 有话直说吧
His lab is at his house-- 他的实验室在他家...
his casa, where he lives-- get it? 他的城堡,他住的地方...懂了没?
Excellent. 太好了
You passed the test. 你通过考验了
I put in a good word with the boss. 我会向上级称赞你的
Well, let's go see Chalmers tonight. 那好,我们今晚去找钱默斯
No. 不
Keep him out of this. 别让他参与
Just you and me. 就你和我
You know, if you're so good at this 你知道,要是你对这方面那么厉害
why-why don't you tell me something about me? 你何不告诉我一些我的事呢?
Okay. 好的
You have big crush on me 你非常迷恋我
and I know your name is Del Blaine. 我知道你叫黛儿布兰妮
First of all, you wish, and... 首先,是你希望,而且...
my real name is Delilah. 我的真名是狄莱拉
Delilah? 狄莱拉?
Suits you. 很适合你
Hey... 嘿...
Hmm? 怎么?
Ooh! 哦!
Oh! 哦!
Oh... oh, Emperor! 哦... 哦,皇上!
Hey! 嘿!
Oh, God, Clark, isn't anything sacred? 哦,天哪,克拉克,没作牺牲吧?
Oh, rug burns are so sexy! 哦,地毯上做好性感!
It's the driver. 是司机
Oh, my God. 哦,天哪
Thank you. 谢谢
Invitations? 邀请函?
Oh, yes. 哦,好的
Why don't you offer him five bucks? 你何不塞给他五块钱?
I have them somewhere. 我身上没带钱
Nice party, huh? 很棒的宴会是吧?
So, you're the strong, silent type, huh? 所以你是那种强壮沉默型的?
That's the whole bouncer package. 这就是打手的全部家当
I didn't mean your package. 我不是说你的家当
Thank you... 谢谢...
Dr. Schwartz. 史瓦兹博士
Shalom. 雪罗
Come, darling. 来吧,亲爱的
Product launch, my ass. 开动了,我的天
Let's go find Banning's lab. 我们去找班尼的实验室吧
Let's go. 我们走
Are you trying to get me alone? 你想丢下我一个人吗?
Where'd they go? 他们去哪了?
Don't tell me the great Clark Devlin 别跟我说伟大的克拉克.戴弗林
can't come up with an answer. 想不出答案来
Although 虽然
he can walk on water. 他能在水面行走
It's a trick, right? 是种把戏,对吧?
Come on. 快点
Wow! 哇!
Mr. Devlin likes insects, too. 戴弗林先生也喜欢昆虫一样
What? 什么?
Oh, uh, uh, I mean 哦,我是说
sometime I speak of myself in the third person. 有时我会以第三人称跟自己说话
Hmm, Del Blaine thinks you're a freak. 黛儿布兰妮认为你是个怪胎
Have you cleaned the tanks? 你清过水槽了吗?
What are they doing down there? 他们在底下做什么?
I don't know. 不清楚
When you're done here 你这儿的事完了
you can go and sweep the tunnels. 就去清水道
Don't use the blower! 别用吹风机!
I can tell the difference. 我能分辨的出来
And don't touch the tequila for me and Mr. Banning. 也别碰我和班尼先生的龙舌兰酒
Whatever you say there, Dr. Simms. 一切照办,辛斯博士
Yes, Dr. Simms. 是的,辛斯博士
Louder! 大声点!
Yes, Dr. Simms. 是的,辛斯博士
We better hope the little ones follow the queen. 我们最好希望这些小虫跟着女王走
Well, if they don't 嗯,要是没有的话
the stock is going to be worthless. 股票就会下跌得一文不值
"Follow the queen"? "跟随女王"?
Huh? Have you seen Cheryl? 你有看到雪洛吗?
Maybe he's gay. 也是他是个同性恋
Cheryl? No. 雪洛? 不
Man, let's get out of here. 老兄,我们离开这儿吧
Let's go have a smoke. 我们去抽根烟
It still stinks. 还是好臭
Hey. 嘿
How did you...? 你是怎么...?
Whatever. 管它的
Look at this. 看看这个
He's pinpointed the national reservoirs. 他精确标示出全国水库位置
He's going to poison the water? 他想在水里下毒?
Not with that stuff. 不是那样子
It's too detectable 那太容易被发觉了
and there's government safeguards. 而且有政府守卫看着
Let's check out the computer. 查查电脑吧
Now you're thinking. 你现在才想到
Who are they? 他们是谁?
They shouldn't be in the lab. 他们不应该在实验室里
Let's go. 我们走
Oh, my God. 哦,天哪
Oh, your God what? 哦,你怎么了?
DNA recombinant microbes 基因重组微生物
carrying a T-4 genome. 带T-4染色体的
English. 讲英文
Genetically induced hydrogen-oxygen barrier. 遗传学上诱导了氢氧转换
Normal person's English. 正常人的英文
Dehydrating water. 让水分子脱氢
Drink it, you'll shrivel up and die 喝下它之后便会萎缩至死
but the big question is, how is he possibly 但最大的问题是,他怎么可能...
going to introduce it into the water supply? 将它引入供应水?
I think we better go. 我想我们最好走了
Huh? Go. 走
Quick, over there by the wall. 快,到那边墙壁
Nobody here. 没人
Let's check the hatchery. 检查一下孵化室
You're on my foot. 你踩到我的脚
What was that about? 那是怎么回事?
Shh! Go! 嘘! 走!
How did they miss us? 他们怎没发觉我们?
What, are they blind? 什么,他们瞎了眼吗?
Don't look up my skirt. 别看我裙子里
(Set adrift on memory bliss of you) (让你的记忆步入幸福)
(The camera pans the cocktail glass) (鸡尾酒杯里有摄像机)
(Behind a blind of plastic plants) (在塑胶盆栽后面)
(I found the lady with the fat diamond ring) (我发现戴着大颗钻石戒指的小姐)
(Then you know I can't remember a damn thing) (接着你知道我一点也记不得了)
Banning's got the bacteria 班尼合成了那种细菌
but he has to transport it from his lab to the water. 但他必须将它从实验室运至水里
There's no way he can. 他做不到
Maybe with airplanes. 也许用飞机
Not possible. 不可能
Besides, even if he could get it to a reservoir undetected 此外,就算他能偷偷运到水库
an alarm would trigger 也会触动警铃
the second the surface of the water's broken. 其次,水面也会也会产生波动
You're really smart. 你真聪明
It's an act. 这是一次行动
I'm an inexperienced girl 我是个没经验
who's trying to bluff her way through. 对付诡计多端的女人
You are? 你是?
Come on, stop humoring me. 好啦,别再消遣我
Just be honest. 诚实点
(...assuming that there are some out there...) (假设外面有一些...)
Honest? 诚实?
All right. 好吧
You think I'm the great Clark Devlin. 你以为我是伟大的克拉克.戴弗林
(...gonna say I look lovely...) (...想说我很可爱...)
Yeah, hello? 是的,你好
Steena, I can't talk right now. 史提娜,我现在不方便说话
(...I can't lie) (...我不会撒谎)
(She's just one of those corners in my mind) (她占了我心中一个角落)
(And I just put her right back...) (我只想送她回去...)
Yeah. 是的
Yeah, I can handle it. 对,我能处理的
Bad news? 坏消息?
Can we go somewhere and be... alone? 我们能到别处...独处吗?
Sure. 当然
I didn't know you were so strong. 我不知道你这么强壮
Take off your clothes. 衣服脱掉
Let's not do anything we'll regret. 可别做出日后会后悔的事来
Take off your clothes. 衣服脱掉
What's happening? 怎么了?
Look, I knew the second I met you 听着,我一见到你时就晓得
you weren't Clark Devlin. 你不是克拉克.戴弗林
Now take off the tuxedo. It doesn't belong to you. 马上脱掉燕尾服,它不属于你
I wanted to tell you, but I just didn't know how. 我是想告诉你,只是不知如何开口
Take off your clothes. 衣服脱掉
What is that? 那是什么?
Hey! 嘿!
Whoa! 哇!
You, out here! 你,出来!
Okay. 好的
Take the clothes. 衣服捡起来
Okay. 好的
Slow down. 冷静点
My name is Jimmy Tong. 我叫唐吉米
I'm Mr. Devlin's driver. 我是戴弗林先生的司机
He asked me to find Walter Strider. 他要我去找华特史崔达
I don't want to hear any more of your lies. 我不想听你任何谎言了
Now, give me the watch and the shoes. 现在,把表和鞋子给我
Now, where's Clark Devlin and how did you think you were going to get away with this? 好了,克拉克.戴弗林在哪? 你何以认为你能脱的了关系?
Things happened. 发生了意外
I decided to go with the flow. 我决定顺其自然去做
What about the underwear? 那内裤呢?
They're mine. 那是我的
I-I mean, my roommate. 我是指,我室友的
Jimmy. 吉米
Suits you. 很适合你
These are my roommate's, too. 这也是我室友的
Go finish your business. 去做你的事吧
Have you seen the Emperor? 你有看到皇上吗?
No. 没有
Impolite to leave without saying good-bye to the host. 不向主人说声再见就离开是很不礼貌的
I was just looking for Deitrich. 我只是在找戴崔奇
I'll take you to him, then. 那我带你去找他
Like a big terrier with a little rat. 就像一只狗叼着一只小老鼠一样
I think she was down in the lab. 我想她在底下实验室
Well, at least your interest in water was genuine. 好吧,至少你是真的对水有兴趣
Look, I'm here because of you. 听着,我是因为你才来的
You wanted to know if I could be trusted? 你想知道我是否能信得过?
I bet this tux is just your size. 我打赌这件燕尾服刚好合你的身材
Thank you. 谢谢
We got a positive location on Blaine, sir. 布兰妮有动静了,先生
How long till we get to her? 多久能追踪到她?
20 minutes. 20分钟
I've transmitted the coordinates. 我已经传送座标过去了
Dear Mr. Devlin 亲爱的戴弗林先生
I did the best I could, but it wasn't good enough. 我尽了最大努力,不过还不够好
I did not find Walter Strider for you. 我没能替你找到华特史崔达
I also lost your tuxedo. 还弄丢了你的燕尾服
I'm sure you will get it back. 我相信你能拿回来的
I guess I will go back to being what I was before I met you. 我猜我会回复遇到你之前的样子
Oh! 哦!
Water Strider. 华特史崔达
Water strider. 水蜘蛛
Water strider! 水蜘蛛!
Stupid! 我真笨!
My beautiful little darlings. 我美丽的小姐
Gerris maginatus. Species native to Southeast Asia. 盖瑞斯品种原产于东南亚
Commonly known as the water strider. 通常被称为水蜘蛛
Walter Strider. 水蜘蛛
Yes, the water strider. 对,水蜘蛛
Very good. Very good. 非常好,非常好
Well, it's brilliant. 嗯,很聪明
They touch down on the reservoirs. 它们停在水面上
Their little feet transfer a deadly bacteria 它们的脚传播一种毒细菌
without breaking the surface of the water 不会造成水面波动
so no alarms sound, and it looks like 所以不会有警报声,仿佛是...
a nasty little trick of nature. 自然界讨厌的小把戏
Fortunately 很不幸地
there is one drinkable water source. 只剩一处可饮用水源
Yours. 你们的
Deitrich, you're a genius. 戴崔奇,你真是个天才
Too bad it won't work. 很可惜没有用
Oh... you so wrong. 哦...你大错特错了
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong. 错! 错! 错!
It will work because my plan is perfect. 因为我的计划完美故会实现
Sorry, Mr. Banning, it's your plan... and mine. 抱歉,班尼先生 是你的计划...还有我的
Um... it's ours. 唔...是我们的
Shut up. Explain. 闭嘴,解释一下
Oh, all righty. 好的
The life cycle of the Gerris maginatus 盖瑞斯物种的生命周期
begins with mating-- 起源于交配...
something Dr. Simms is not personally familiar with. 辛斯博士这方面了解得不多
Anyhoo, the insects swarm 不管怎么说,这些昆虫
to freshwater 涌聚在淡水里
where fertilized eggs are then deposited on the underside 在那儿产卵并存放在
of lotus leaves and hatch into larvae. 荷叶下面直至孵化
Spare me the Discovery Channel blather. 别跟我上"探索频道"的废课
Tell me why it won't work. 解释一下为何没用
Yes, tell us. 是的,告诉我们
Why it won't work? 为何不管用?
This is the northern hemisphere, correct? 这里是北半球,对吧?
You incubated insects native to the southern hemisphere. 你培养的昆虫原产于南半球
So, simply, it is too cold for them to mature sexually-- 所以道理很简单,对成虫来说 气候太冷了
much like Simms here. 好比辛斯这里
Therefore... 因此...
they won't mate. 他们不会交配
Therefore, they won't seek out water. 因此,牠们不会离开水面寻找
Is this true? 真的吗?
No, I knew a girl once, in college, quite well. 不,我以前在大学认识个相当不错的女孩
Very well. 非常不错
And then you remember cousin Doris? 你记得桃乐丝表妹没?
No, Simms, the bugs. 不是,辛斯,昆虫
The bugs. 昆虫
Oh, you're not going to believe this hootchie 哦,你不会相信这种鬼话吧
are you, Mr. Banning? 是不是,班尼先生?
Oh, yeah? 哦,是吗?
Ask him if I lied about the tuxedo. 不信的话,你可以问他燕尾服的事
This tuxedo is... it's all right. It's... 燕尾服是... 没关系,是...
"All right"? "没关系"?
That is the most incredible piece of technology on the planet. 那是星球上最难以置信的科技产物
And I am laying it in your big, hot hands. 而我现在将它交到你手上
Mr. Banning, release the bugs. 班尼先生,释放虫子吧
Go ahead. 去啊
Do what he tells you. 照他说的去做
You might have a chance at second prize at a junior high school science fair 你在高中生发明展览中可能有机会得亚军
but you can forget your dreams of world domination. 但你可以忘了你的征服世界梦想
Slip into it, Deitrich. 穿上吧,戴崔奇
See how it feels. 看看有何感受
The other ten percent's in there. 另外百分之十在那里
You've got plenty of it. 你多的是
Hey, Dr. Schwartz. 嘿,史瓦兹博士
Tell your boss Clark Devlin is back. 告诉你的老板,说克拉克回来了
Drapes nicely. 很合身
Well, it certainly puts a spring in one's step. 嗯,它真像给人装上了弹簧
Happy to have lightened your loafers, Deitrich. 很高兴你把它们都放走了,戴崔奇
One question. 一个问题
Why are you doing this? 你为何要这样做?
Hey, what the hell is this? 嘿,这到底是什么?
This is the moment where 50 CSA commandos storm in 五十个中央安全局突击队员正过来
take you, your pretentious accent 要逮住你,你矫揉造作的腔调
your jackass sideburns 你愚蠢的鬓角
to the Federal pen where, guess what? 到联邦监狱那儿,你猜怎么着?
All they serve is highly chlorinated tap water. 他们供应的自来水含氯过高
Presenting Clark Devlin. 克拉克.戴弗林现身了
Have I told you how amazing you look in this tuxedo? 我告诉过你穿这件燕尾服看起来很棒吗?
Simms, prepare for release. 辛斯,准备释放
With pleasure, sir. 乐意之至,先生
Hatchery doors opening. 孵化室门开启
Water sources targeted. 水源锁定
Pods will begin releasing striders in five minutes. 五分钟内即将释放水蜘蛛
Maturation level: 85%. 成熟度: 85%
Why are you here? 你为何来此?
I've come to save you. 我是来救你
That's great. 太好了
What about the big guys with the big guns? 那这些手持武器的大汉怎么办?
For years, I've heard about you. 多年前就听说过你
Now we finally meet, I find that the great Clark Devlin 如今终于碰面了 我觉得那伟大的克拉克.戴弗林
is nothing more than an ordinary man 也不过如此
who's about to die an extraordinary death. 即将死于非命
You're right 你说的对
except for one thing. 除了一件事
My name's Tong. 我姓唐
James Tong. 唐詹姆斯
You okay? 你没事吧?
Uh, Jimmy, is there something you want to tell me? 嗯,吉米,你要告诉我什么吗?
Later. 晚点再说
Oh, you've got a good suit as well. 哦,你也穿了件不错西装
All right! 好耶!
Let go! 放手!
X-4 genome bacteria-induced X-4染色体细菌感染的
water striders: 1 00% mature. 水蜘蛛: 100%成熟度
Bacteria drop sites identified. 细菌投放地点已确定
Pods now opening. 现在开启舱门
What are you doing?! No! No! 你在干嘛?! 不! 不!
She's ruining everything. 她毁了一切
Electrical malfunction. Hatchery door is disengaged. 电力故障 孵化室门损坏
Ah, I knew girls like you in high school. 我在高中时认识像你这样的女孩
Yeah? Did they do this? 是吗? 她们会这样吗?
Uh-huh, they did. 会的
Mr. Banning, you must open the hatch manually. 班尼先生,你必须手动开启孵化室门
Sod off. 滚开
Manual hatch release required. 改为手动开启
Rotate valve counterclockwise to open hatch. 旋转阀反方向开启舱门
Get off. 滚开
Bloody open! 打开吧!
Manual procedure complete. Hatchery doors opening. 手动步骤完成 孵化室舱门开启中
Airborne striders awaiting queen release. 飞行蜘蛛在等待女王被释放
Hatchery doors opening. 孵化室舱门开启中
Clark! 克拉克!
I mean, Jimmy, help me! 我是指,吉米,救我!
I'm busy. 我没空啊
All mature striders ready for release. 准备释放所有成虫水蜘蛛
Bacteria-laced microbes fully activated. 植入细菌的微生物完全成熟了
His head's about to explode. 他的头快爆炸了
Look at him. 看看他
Look at him! 看看他!
You might know a few tricks 你可能会耍些花招
but you're just a sad, pathetic man. 不过你只是个可怜虫
Smoking is bad for your health. 抽烟有害健康
You okay? 你还好吧?
Yeah, duh. 是的
By the way, nice going. 顺便一提,太好了
Now millions of people are going to die of dehydration. 如今数百万人民将脱水致死
You left the hatch open. 你把门打开了
They're not flying away. 它们没有飞出外面去
Yeah, what are they waiting for? 对呀,它们在等什么?
They are waiting... to follow the queen. 它们在等待..跟随女王
Airborne striders awaiting queen release. 飞行蜘蛛在等候女王被释放出来
Oh, my God. For once, you're right. 哦,天哪 就这一次你说对了
The queen is going to lead the striders 女王准备领导这些蜘蛛
to freshwater sites all over North America. 遍布全美洲淡水区
Quick, grab it before it's released. 快,趁还没放出来前抓住牠
Queen strider disengaged. 女王蛛已被释放
Alert! Queen strider disengaged. 警告! 女王蛛已被释放
Let's go. 我们走
He's got the queen! 他拿走女王了!
Wait! 等等!
You dropped it. 你弄掉了
Don't move! 别动!
Oh! 哦!
Ow. 噢!
Sir, excuse me, I deserve to see this. 先生,对不起,应当给我瞧瞧
Ugh. Trouble. 有麻烦
Okay, okay, make hustle, ladies. 好的,好的,动作快点,娘儿们
Let's go. Let's go. 走吧,走了
Watch out, Aqua-Lung. 注意,潜水装备
Hey, pal, nice suit. 嘿,伙伴,衣服不错
It's okay, kitten. 没事了,小姐
Everything's going to be all right. 一切都会没事的
It is not okay. 才不会没事呢
You just decked the hero. 你刚刚打了英雄
I-I'm a genius and I can testify for a piece of immunity. 我-我是天才,我可以证明我是无辜的
Also, I'm from a neutral country... 而且,我来自中立国家...
Shut it. 闭嘴
Well, looks like we got here just in time. 嗯,看来我们及时赶到
Oh, to what? Take credit? 赶来做什么? 争功吗?
Oh, you're hilarious, Blaine. 哦,你真会胡闹,布兰妮
Winton Chalmers, CSA. 温顿钱默斯,中央安全局
I spearheaded the operation that took down Deitrich Banning. 我策划此次捉拿戴崔奇班尼计划
I bet you're Jimmy Tong. 我敢打赌你就是唐吉米
Here's your tuxedo. You happy now? 这就是你的燕尾服行动,你现在高兴了?
Well, I will be when I get it safely back to headquarters. 等我安全交给上头之后才会
By the way, Blaine, not a bad job 对了,布兰妮,干的不错
for your first time in the field. 以你第一次出勤来说
Well, I didn't do it alone. 嗯,我一个人也做不到
She always says nice things about me. 她一直说我的好话
When you finally 等你终于
do something right, you deserve the credit. 做对了,你应得的奖赏
Well, sir 嗯,先生
it's an honor to help 很荣幸能帮助
the United States of America. 美国
I feel exactly the same way, soldier. 我和你有同感,勇士
You don't think you're going to be able to get away 你不会以为你们能这样子
with a bureaucratic pat on the butt, do you? 拍拍屁股就走了,是吧?
Well, I'm hoping to. 嗯,但愿如此
Ooh, man down, people. 哦,有人倒下了,各位
Well... there is one thing you can do for me. 嗯...有件事情你能帮我
And that would be? 什么事呢?
All right, tracking systems locked on. 好了,开启追踪系统
Anybody screws up and your ass is mine. 谁搞砸了我就扁谁
Block off this end of the street. 封锁街尾
Roger that. 收到
All right, we're at T minus 30 and counting. 好了,倒数30秒
Is everyone in position? 大伙就定位了没?
Manhole agent up. 下水道人员,上
Flower lady, hot dog vendor, go. 卖花小姐、热狗摊贩,行动
Replace the hot dog vendor. Come on, hustle. 去代替热狗小贩,快点,快
Let's go. 行动!
This is Bird Three, the street is secure. 这是大鸟三号,街道清除完毕
Uh-oh, bike messenger. 哦,骑单车的
Hostile forces moving in. Go on, Randall, take him out. 敌方武力进驻 去吧,蓝道,抓他出去
Roger. T-14 descending. 收到,T-14正空降而下
Advance the lead operation vehicle. 首发行动车正在前进
Bring in the package as soon as I cross. 一到就把包裹送来
Roger that. 收到
Hustle, people. 快点,各位
The package is on the move. 包裹出发了
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's show time. 好了,各位先生女士,好戏上场了
How's our package? 我们的包裹怎么样?
I forget what to say. 我忘了该说什么
But you can do this. 但你做的到
Focus. Go. 集中精神,去吧
Huh? Go. 去啊
Package dropped. 包裹掉了
Roger. Target locked. 收到,目标锁定
Jimmy, what do you say? 吉米,你怎么说?
The name's Tong. James Tong. 我姓唐,叫唐吉米
I'm the man. I'm the man. 我是男子汉,我是男子汉
Del, did you tell him to say that? 黛儿,你有教他那样说吗?
No. Well, sort of. 不,嗯,可能吧
Oh, God. 哦,天哪
Come on, ladies, relax. 快点,小姐们,放松点
He's just pumping out pheromones. 他只是发泄一下荷尔蒙
Clark, shut up. 克拉克,闭嘴
I do believe I'm in charge of this operation. 我相信是我在掌控这次计划
Package is locked on target. 包裹已被锁定目标
Why did you wear those pants? 你干嘛穿那件裤子?
He's stopping. 他停了
-What's he stopping for? -Why is he stopping? 他为何停了? 他为何停了?
Use the door, Jimmy. 打开门,吉米
He's really breathing heavy now. 他现在真的呼吸很重
Have you seen her? 你看过她吗?
He's out of his league, if you know what I mean. 他退出他的联盟了 如果你懂我意思的话
Shh! 嘘!
-He's like a hunter. -It's the gallery owner. 他像个猎人 是画廊主人
Randall, quiet. 蓝道,安静
Nice. 很好
Clark, please, would you focus? 克拉克,请你专心点好吗?
He's about to speak. 他要开口了
Open your mouth. 张开嘴巴
Hi. 嗨
-He said, "Hi." -Hi. 他说,"嗨" 嗨
That's the girl? 就是那个女的?
He came up with that on his own. 他自己就行了
She's not that pretty. 她没那么漂亮
Jimmy, smile, come on. 吉米,笑一个,快
Move on to something else-- quick. 采取点行动-- 快!
He doesn't look so good. 他看起来不太好
-Jimmy? Jimmy? -He doesn't look so good. 吉米? 吉米? 他看起来不太好
Clark, give him a line. 克拉克,提供他一句台词
Steena, shut up. 史提娜,闭嘴
-Just look deep into her eyes... -Clark, no. 深情款款看着她... 克拉克,不
That crap doesn't work... 那种垃圾没用...
Looks like he's hyperventilating. 他似乎太多嘴了
If I remember rightly, it worked... 要是我没记错,要...
Don't listen to them. Listen to me. 别听他们的 听我讲
I can't think with you screaming in my ear. 你们在我耳边叫,我无法思考
Everybody calm down, all right? 大家冷静点,好吗?
Not you, her. 不是你,是她
No, no, her, her. 不,不,她,她
Look deep into her eyes... 深情款款看着她...
It's me. 是我
...and tell her you had a dream about her last night. ...告诉她你昨晚梦到她
Clark, be quiet. 克拉克,安静
Del, will you shut up? 黛儿,闭嘴好吗?
Uh... 唔...
I hate to say this, Jimmy 我讨厌说这事,吉米
but don't take advice from women about women. 但女人谈论女人的话别采纳
Shut up. 闭嘴
Clark, you've been reassigned. 克拉克,你已经被重新分配任务了
The voices are screaming in my ear. 我耳朵一堆声音在吵
Hey, if you can hear me 嘿,要是你听的到我
wipe that look off your face. 别摆那付表情
Remember me? 记得我吗?
Hooters. 小胡子
Soul patch. 灵魂中心
Okay, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 好的,我必须请你离开
I'm the love of my life... 我是我此生最爱...
No, no! No, no! 不,不对! 不,不对!
You're the love of my life. 你是我此生最爱
No, you never tell them you love them, Jimmy. 不,别告诉她们你爱她们,吉米
Can you have... dinner with me? 可否与我...共进晚餐?
Get out. 出去
Pretty sure he craps his pants, people. 他一定是脱了裤子,大伙
I just want to have dinner. 我只是想邀你吃顿晚饭
Get out ，now. 马上出去
-Lunch? -Now! 午餐呢? 马上出去!
Oh! 哦!
All right, we're terminating this mission. 好了,这次任务中断了
Pack it up and roll home. 收拾一下准备回家吧
I think I blew it, Mr. Devlin. 我想我搞砸了,戴弗林先生
Jimmy, I wrote the book on this stuff. 吉米,这种经验我有过
Trust me, you didn't blow it. You outgrew her. 相信我,你没有搞砸 你比她成熟
Maybe. 也许吧
Tell you what. Take the weekend off. 告诉你怎么办 好好去渡个周末
First thing Monday morning 周一早上再来上班
we'll head for somewhere with more interesting prospects. 我们去个风景更优美的地方
How about Monte Carlo? 蒙地卡罗如何?
Sounds good. 听起来不错
Thanks, Mr. Devlin. 谢谢,戴弗林先生
Thanks, everybody. 谢谢大家
It's okay, Jimmy. 没关系,吉米
Hang in there. 继续努力
Next time. 下次
Well, if you were trying to get her to notice you 嗯,要是你想引起她注意你
mission accomplished. 任务完成
What are you planning for the second date? 第二次约会你想怎么计划?
Running at her with a knife? 拿把刀子追她?
It's difficult for me. 对我很难
What is so hard? 有什么难的?
You just have to say something like... 你只要说些...
"Excuse me, you want to go get some coffee?" "抱歉,你想喝杯咖啡吗?"
When I around beautiful women, I can't talk. 我一碰到漂亮女人就说不出话来
Sure. Beautiful women. 真的,漂亮女人
You know, a real knockout. 你知道的,真正绝色美人
Like the beautiful lady in the gallery. 就像画廊那位漂亮小姐
Thank you. 谢谢
Thank you very much. 非常感谢
What's wrong? 怎么了?
Nothing. 没事
What? 怎么啦?
You can't tell how I feel? 你看不出我的感受?
You look sad. 你看来很伤心
No. 才没有
Sick? 生病了?
No. 不是
Constipated? 便秘?
No. 不是
A little. 有一点啦
Tell me, what's wrong? 告诉我,怎么了?
It's just no guy would ever do anything for me 只是没有人愿意为我付出一切
Iike what you did for her. 像你对她做的那样
Or tried to do. 或者有心想做
You know why? 你知道为什么吗?
Because you are a pain in the butt. 因为你很难缠
Yeah, nice working with you, too. 对,跟你在一起工作也很愉快
Hello. 你好
Delilah, excuse me. 狄莱拉,抱歉
You want to have a coffee? 你想喝杯咖啡吗?
I only drink organic green tea. 我只喝有机绿茶
Wrong answer. 回答错了
You're never going to have a boyfriend. 你这样交不到男朋友的
Fine. 好吧
Coffee. I love coffee. 咖啡,我喜欢喝咖啡
You learn quick. 你学得很快
Is that your happy face or your horny face? 你那表情是笑咪咪还是色眯眯?
I tell you later. 等会告诉你
One, two, three, four 1,2,3,4!
Get up 起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来!
Get on up 快起来!
Get up now 马上起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get... 快-快-快-快-快...
James. James... 詹姆斯,詹姆斯...
Tong... 唐...
Get-get-get get on up... 快-快-快-快起来...
Cut. 卡!
Get up now 马上起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get on up 快-快-快-快-快起来!
Oh... 哦...
Couldn't tell you what I'm about to say. 我真的不知该说什么了
Purse! 皮包!
Cut. 卡!
I'm sorry. 对不起
Huh? 怎么?
The bird hit the guy. 这只鸟害这家伙被打到
Let's follow 'em. They'll take us to the lab. 我们跟着他们 他们会带我们到实验室去
Huh? 什么?
I got the happy partner over here. 我的搭档让我发笑
Hit me! 打我!
Oh, no! 哦,不!
You're fast. 你好快
But I'm faster. 但我更快