♪ Hi, I'm kid sister and I'm stackin' money drinkin' all night ♪
♪ got you feelin' right, better get your right hand high ♪
♪ yo, girl, ain't out the gutter but your girl about to snap ♪
♪ D... D... D... did I stutter? About to bounce and break your bed ♪
♪ that boy you got a problem, holler at Dr. Phil ♪
♪ I put a little hurtin' on you, and I'll do it some heels ♪
♪ over and over I'm rocking ♪
♪ pull it to the club, but the sun was popping ♪
♪ got a little land around the block ♪
♪ and ain't no stopping now, 'cause I ain't ♪
♪ so buddy, buddy, ain't gonna lie ♪
♪ I gotta, gotta it all night ♪
♪ say, aw, Sookie, Sookie now ♪
♪ gotta get that hand up ♪
♪ hi, I'm kid sister and I'm stackin' money ♪
♪ drinkin' all night, got you feeling right ♪
♪ better get your right hand high ♪
♪ I'm kid sister, and I'm stacking money drinking all night ♪
♪ got you feelin' right, better get your right hand high ♪
我从来不跳舞。 I never dance.
♪ Where you from? West Side! ♪
♪ everybody from the best side I'm rippin' the midwest, right? ♪
这不只是我。 Just not my thing.
♪ Gotta keep that hand up high ♪
♪ you know I keep these nails nice ♪
♪ if you hear me, holler, I gotta get that hand up ♪
♪ hi, I'm kid sister, and I'm stackin' money drinkin' all night,
♪ got you feelin' right, better get your right hand high ♪
♪ I'm kid sister, and I'm stackin' money, drinkin' all night ♪
♪ got you feelin' right better get your right hand ♪...
抱歉 oh, sorry. Excuse me.
抱歉 Um, excuse me?
抱歉 我能过来吗？ Sorry. Excuse me.
嘿 Hey.
很高兴见到你。 Well, it was really nice to meet you.
噢 好吧 Oh. Yeah.
我可以给你打电话吗？ Um, do you think that I could call you?
当然可以 S-sure.
-我意思是 -你有笔吗？ - I mean... - Do you have a pen?
没有，很遗憾 Oh, sorry.
我也只是把数字 直接记到我手机上 Oh, hey. Actually, I could just punch it directly into my cell.
这很好 Oh, great.
继续 Go ahead.
我 我可以给你我的工作号码 I, I can give you my work number.
这很好 That's cool.
事实上 Actually...
私人的更好 或者手机号码 我的意思是无所谓 home is fine, too. Or cell phone. I mean, either way.
好 Um, well...
好的 继续 我已经准备好了 It's okay. Go ahead. I'm ready.
9 Uh, nine...
9 Nine.
1 One...
9-1-7 Nine-one-seven.
你知道什么 我会给你我的私人号码 You know what? I'll give you my home number.
私人号码 好吧 Home number. Okay.
5 Five...
5-1-6 Five-one-six.
等一下 One sec.
5-1-6 Five-one-six...
6 5 1 6 7 Six, five, one, six. Seven...
是的 5-1-6 right, cinco, uno, seis.
♪ So much could happen on a night like this ♪
♪ we can make the memory of our first... ♪
嘿，安倍 你玩得开心吗？ Hi, Abe. Did you have a nice time?
不错 Here you go.
谢谢你，贾斯汀。 Thanks, Justin.
你准备好了EXCEL文件么？ Did you finish the spreadsheets?
我会解决它，爸爸 I'm on top of it, dad.
需要星期一早晨 I need them done by Monday morning.
我知道。 我会解决它。 I know. I said, "I'm on top of it."
-需要帮忙吗？ -不用了 玛丽 - Need a hand? - Thanks, Marie.
但我已经掌握了它 But, really, I can deal with this on my own.
- 喂，表哥。你怎么样？ - 精细。 - How's it going, cuz? - Fine.
必须看到“特隆遗产”？ Are you going to see Tron Legacy?
它真很不错。 The trailer looks pretty good.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
我要参加会议。 I have a meeting.
噢 Oh.
♪ Reach out for more ♪
♪ and make it better ♪
♪ than it's been before ♪
♪ today is gonna be the perfect day ♪
♪ to step into your life and make anything change ♪
♪ you can be who you want you can be ♪...
抱歉 Excuse me.
你好 你需要帮助吗？ Oh, hi. Can I help you?
是的 我只想退货 Yes, I'd like to make a return.
有什么不对地方吗？ Was there something wrong with the item?
是的，上星期我在这里买的 当我打开包裹， Well, I bought it here last week, and when I opened it,
我看到上面有划痕标记 I saw that it had a scratch mark on it.
但你包装打开了？ Ugh... you opened it.
是 Yeah?
抱歉 一旦包装已被打开 就不能退货了 Sorry. Once you've opened a sealed item, it's no longer returnable.
但这产品有划痕 But it had a scratch mark on it.
抱歉 你打开了 I'm sorry. You opened it.
我可以跟你老板说吗？ Can I speak to the manager?
他现在不在这里。 He's not here right now.
好吧 那他什么时候回来 Well, then, when will he be back?
我不知道。他在休息。 Oh, gee, I don't know. He's on break.
给我他名字和电话号码... I want his name and his telephone number.
我确信如果你稍等几分钟 Well, I'm sure if you wait just a few minutes...
我没有时间 I have no time for this shit!
我要求我律师联系你。 You'll be hearing from my attorney.
噢 你知道吗 Oh! Do you know what? Um...
我要上厕所了 I gotta go to the bathroom, okay?
不，不，不，不，不 我赢了 No, no, no, no, no. I'm winning.
这不算 我马上回来 It's not a forfeit. I'll be right back.
喂 Hello?
- 喂？ - 米兰达？ Hello. Is this Miranda?
是谁 Who is this?
安倍 你在干嘛 It's Abe. How you doing?
安倍 Abe?
从婚礼上，你知道。 From the wedding.
好吧 你怎么样 Oh, yeah. How's it going?
绝对精彩 Fantastic!
那很好 That's great.
你怎么样？ - 是，谢谢你。 How's it going with you?
好的 等一分钟 Okay. Can you hold a sec?
喂 Hello?
呃 Uh...
听着 抱歉 我得挂电话了 listen, sorry, but I have to go.
没问题 周六一块出来有空吗 Oh, uh, no problem. Would you like to get together on Saturday.
好的 再见 Okay, bye.
我会在3点来 I'll come by at 3:00.
♪ Now is the time ♪
♪ to stand up and say, to go my own way ♪
♪ to do my thing ♪
♪ now is the time to reach for the sky ♪
♪ now is the time, now is ♪...
嘿。我名字是安倍 Hi, I'm Abe.
-米兰达在这里吗？ -不 - Is Miranda around? - No.
她在等你吗？ Was she expecting you?
是 你懂的 Um, yeah. Uh, you know...
我可能把时间搞混了 I probably got the times mixed up.
抱歉 你知道她什么时候回来吗？ I'm so sorry. Do you know when she'll be back?
我不知道。真的 Uh, no. Not really, I'm afraid.
好吧 That's okay.
我只是在车上等 谢谢。 Uh, I'll just wait in the car if that's okay. Thanks.
你在这里做什么，玛丽？ Marie, what are you doing here?
帮不了自己 Couldn't help myself.
我知道你所做的事情是多么的难 I know how hard it is for you to get things done,
我不想看到你和你爸爸的麻烦 and I didn't wanna see you get in trouble with your dad.
玛丽 真的 你不必。 Oh, Marie, really. You didn't have to.
一件事 忘记女孩 One thing, though. Give up on the girl.
但你怎么知道？ But, how did you know?
拜托 安倍 我又不是昨天才出生的 Please, Abe. I wasn't born yesterday.
忘了所有 你配不上她 Forget about here. She's too good for you.
你没机会 You haven't got a shot.
你好 Hey!
是我 安倍 It's me, Abe.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我们应该... We were supposed to, uh...
好吧 抱歉 Oh, right. I'm sorry.
没关系 我读过一些书 That's okay. I got some reading done.
我给你带了些花 But, hey, uh, I brought you some flowers.
谢谢 Thanks.
好吧，如果你想要，进来吧 Well, come inside, if you want.
当然 Sure.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom? Dad?
你好 Hi.
我有一个客人。 I have a visitor.
安倍 Abe...
安倍威特海默 Abe Wertheimer.
你想喝点什么吗？ 果汁或汽水可能吗？ So, can I get you something to drink? Juice? Soda?
如果你有 我想要可乐 Uh, I will have a diet coke if you have.
抱歉 我真的忘了你要来的 So sorry. I forgot you were coming by. Really.
别担心 我有一些东西要做的地区 Oh, really. Don't worry about it. I had some stuff to do in the area.
真的吗 什么 Really? What?
刚修好东西，你知道。 Uh, just some things I had to check out, you know.
不 什么 No. What?
真的平平淡淡 这是做工作 Nothing interesting, really. Work stuff.
好吧 请自便 Oh, okay. Well, make yourself at home.
坐下来 我马上回来。 Um, sit down. I'll be right back.
没问题 No problem.
你在做什么呢？ So what do you do for a living?
我经营企业... 在房地产 Got a company. Work in real estate.
物业管理，商业的发展 Property management, commercial developments.
你的意思是，像所有的那些大商场？ You mean, like all those strip malls?
恩 Mm-hmm.
那里曾经是公园和妈妈和流行商店 Where there used to be parks and mom-and-pop stores.
你是怎么进入这一行的？ How'd you get into that line of work?
我父亲 My dad.
- 你为你父亲工作？ - 是，但 - You work for your dad? - Yeah, but
如果我不能胜任这工作，他不会录用我 he wouldn't have hired me if I weren't up to the job.
他采访了很多人，所以… He interviewed a lot of people, so...
不是像它的裙带关系或什么的 It's not like it's nepotism or anything.
我非常喜欢你命名的狗“狗” I really like the way you named your dog "dog."
非常具有讽刺意味 It's so ironic.
不用了，谢谢你 No, thanks.
我抽烟再次 I used to smoke.
它能让我放松 It helps me relax.
没错！这就是为什么我要抽烟 Exactly. That's why I smoked.
再有就是我开始想关于癌症的事情 Then I started thinking about cancer.
学校老朋友 得了睾丸癌 A friend of mine from high school got testicular cancer.
他失去了睾丸 Lost both his testicles.
他可能永远当不成爸爸了 Can never be a father now.
我的意思是 他可以收养 I mean, I guess he could adopt,
但它是不一样 but it's not the same.
我不是反对收养 Not that I'm anti-adoption.
有时候，我觉得 Sometimes, you know, I feel like
我在错误的时间出生 I was born in the wrong time.
就好像 如果我在100年以前出生 Like, if I was born a hundred years ago,
我有可能结了婚，有...五个孩子 I'd probably already be married with five kids?
也许你有低精子计数 You could have a really low sperm count.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
你为何如此确定 Why are you so sure?
以防万一 我一直有在测试自己的 I had myself tested, just in case.
两点 Two points.
巨人队球迷？ You a giants fan?
跟随超级碗？ Follow the super bowl?
-不 -是的 但 - No. - Yeah, but,
总的来说，你越到前面的或黑马？ in general, are you more into front runners or dark horses?
我看到自己作为一个领先的心态 I kind of see myself as a front runner mentality,
但后来，我喜欢玩我的黑马本色。 but then, I like to play on my dark horse qualities.
只是在战略上，如果你知道我的意思 Just strategically, if you know what I mean.
你什么时候生日 When's your birthday?
1月30日 January 30th.
有趣 Interesting.
为什么 Why?
我们9月30日见过 We met on September 30th.
是吗 Yeah?
嗯，很多人会告诉你那些日期和数字没有意义 Well, a lot of people will tell you there's no meaning to dates and numbers,
但我要告诉你一件事，他们是错的 but I'll tell you something, they're wrong.
它与占星术无关 And it has nothing to do with astrology,
完全是胡说 which is, like, total bullshit.
“你是什么星座的？我是双子座的。“不，不，不 "What's your sign? I'm a gemini." No, no, no.
它有自己的日期和数字 It has to do with the dates and numbers themselves.
为什么 Why?
因为他们意味着什么 Because they mean something.
这是什么意思呢 What's the meaning?
这个需要时间来弄清楚，但它是存在的 Takes time to figure out, but it's there.
这是很重要。 And it matters.
就像在卡巴拉 Kind of like in the kabbalah,
只不是麦当娜类 only not the Madonna kind.
相信我 日期和数字都是正确的 Trust me, dates and numbers have to be right.
好的 Okay.
米兰达，我有话要说 Miranda, I have something I wanna say.
- 什么？ - 我知道这可能 - What? - I know this might
会让你吃惊，我的意思是，就像完全疯狂那样 take you by surprise, I mean, like, totally wild and crazy, I know.
在心里，我是一匹黑马，但我一直 I'm just a dark horse at heart, but I always
只是告诉自己，“安倍，去吧！” just tell myself, "Abe, go for it!"
好吧 Uh-huh.
米兰达 我想和你结婚。 Miranda, I wanna marry you.
你会接受吗 Will you accept?
先不用回答 考虑下吧 Don't say anything. Just think about it.
我知道 我知道这很疯狂 I know. It's totally crazy. I know.
我只是想把它放在那里，让你知道我的感受 I just wanted to put it out there, let you know how I feel.
但我们现在先推到了一边吧 But let's just push that aside for now.
你想去看电影吗？ You wanna go to the movies?
去购物中心或者其他？ Go to the mall or something?
买一些墨西哥玉米饼？ Pick up some tacos?
你好 你过得还好吗？ Hi, there. Did you have a nice day?
Excel文件完成了吗 You finish the spreadsheets?
是的 Yes.
好的，那在哪里 Well, then, where are they?
电脑出故障了 The computer's jammed.
我会尽快修理它，然后发邮件给你 As soon as I fix it, I'll email them to you.
“故障了？” -是的，故障了 - "Jammed?" - Yeah, jammed.
软件里有一个技术故障 There's a technical glitch in the software.
我告诉你，最晚今天我需要这个东西 I told you, I need this stuff done, today, the latest.
恩，这不是我的错 Yeah, well, it's not like it's my fault!
好吧，那是谁的错呢 Well, then, who's fault is it?
我不想这样继续下去了！ I can't take anymore of this crap!
你总是责怪我所做的一切 You always blame me for everything!
好吧，你他妈的！ 我辞职 Well, fuck you! I quit!
好 Fine!
你可以收拾行李搬出去 And you can pack up and move out
而你在这 of the house while you're at it!
你可以自己计划你的TiVo And you can program the TiVo yourself!
猜影星 躲在后面字母！
乔治·克鲁尼 George Clooney.
妮可·基德曼 Nicole Kidman.
布拉德·皮特 Brad Pitt.
安倍？亲爱的？就是一切 Abe? Honey? Is everything...
那你还来干嘛? What the hell are you doing?
我要离婚 I want a divorce.
你想要干什么 What do you want?
亲爱的 Honey...?
跟我说 Talk to me.
爸爸是一个混蛋 Dad's such an asshole.
我知道 亲爱的 I know, honey.
我恨他 I hate him.
我知道 I know.
我的意思是 我总是对他那么好 I mean, like, I'm always so nice to him.
我告诉他如何录制 电视节目之类东西。 Like showing him how to work the TiVo, and other stuff.
我知道 I know.
我不得不离开家 I'm moving out.
你想要去哪里 Where you gonna go?
离开。尽可能越远越好 Away. As far away as possible.
你需要钱吗 Do you need any money?
我有一些存款 我不需要任何人的帮助 I have savings. I don't need anyone's help.
我的意思是，就像，妈妈，我 I mean, like, mom, I'm...
请记住，我会一直在你身边。 Remember, I'm always here for you.
妈妈 Mom.
是的 亲爱的 Yes, honey?
事实上，你知道的，你从来没有付出了我的五子棋的奖金。 Actually, you know, you never did pay up for my backgammon winnings.
哦，好的，我会早晨给你写张支票 Oh, well, I'll write you a check in the morning.
845美元，截至10月4日 $845, as of October 4th.
你总是擅长和日期和数字打交道 You're always so good with dates and numbers.
嘿，只是为了好玩 你想玩一轮快速的吗 Hey, you wanna play a quick round, just for fun?
首先 支票 First, the check.
我可以分期付款吗？ Can I pay you in installments?
否则，如果你的父亲发现了 Otherwise, if your father finds out...
他不会的 he won't.
请不要离开我们 Don't leave us. Please.
你要到哪里去？ Where are you gonna go?
我还没有决定，也许法国。 I haven't decided yet. Maybe France.
美元现在没那么好了 The dollar's not so strong these days.
我可以去墨西哥 I can go to Mexico.
但你讨厌热 But you hate the heat.
在一些地方，他们有空调吗 They have air conditioning there, in some places.
那去墨西哥吧 Then go to Mexico.
你觉得没问题了吗，如果那是你所要的 If that's what you need to get out of your system.
你指的是什么 What's the point?
无论我走到哪里 Wherever I go...
也许你应该重新进入治疗？ Maybe, you should go back into therapy.
精神科医生都是白痴！整个行业是一个笑话 Psychiatrists are idiots! The whole profession is a joke!
我比任何人都了解我的问题，而且没有解决的办法 I know my problems better than anyone, and there's no solution.
-索南夏因医生 --索南夏因医生是最愚蠢的人 - Dr. Sonnenschein... - Dr. Sonnenschein is the biggest fucking idiot of them all!
他帮助我和你爸爸 He helped your father and me.
他帮助我们的婚姻。你还记得 我们几乎要离婚了 He helped us with our marriage. You remember. We almost got a divorce.
你应该已经离婚了 You should've gotten divorced.
可能…也许有些药 May... maybe some medication.
他妈的！我不吸毒！ Fuck that! I don't do drugs!
我并不需要药物 I don't need drugs!
人要正面面对他们的问题，面对真相 People should just face their problems head on, face the truth.
什么是真相 And what is the truth?
我们都是可怕的人 We're all horrible people.
人类是一个他妈的粪坑 Humanity's a fucking cesspool.
每一天，在镜子里的人看起来对自己说谎， People look in the mirror every fucking day and lie to themselves,
他们觉得自己是好，还是关心，还是爱 saying they're good or caring, or loving.
但在内心深处，没有那么深 But deep down, not so deep down,
他们只关心自己 they only care about themselves.
人们... People...
人们对待你像狗屎 People treat you like shit...
每一天 Every fucking day.
然后他们和其他人一样都是狗屎 And then they act like other people are shit.
所以，他们得到一个可爱，很可爱的宠物 So, they get a pet that's all cute and cuddly.
但即使是一种动物知道原始最初的真相 But even an animal knows the hard, primal truth.
这一切一切都是源于自私 It is all about what you want.
如果有任何仁慈或慷慨 And if there's any kindness or generosity,
它仅是被精心喂养后 it only comes after being well fed,
或有良好的性别 or having good sex,
或者知道你不是消灭 or knowing that you weren't wiped out
所有其他像华尔街的吸盘 like all the other suckers on wall street.
亲爱... Baby...
我在乎你 I care about you.
在这里。我有表格 Here. I've got the spreadsheets.
谢谢你，玛丽 Thanks, Marie.
嘿，安倍 你怎么样？ Oh! Hey, Abe. How's it going?
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我的工作 My job. Uh, derrr.
听我说，安倍 Now listen here, Abe.
你要做什么？解雇我？ What are you gonna do? Fire me?
我不能解雇你。你辞职了。 I can't fire you. You quit.
你希望的 Ha... you wish.
-安倍 -怎么了 - Abey. - What?
儿子，也许你应该回到学校，完成你的学位 Son, maybe you should go back to school, finish your degree.
你没有完成你的 You didn't finish yours.
事情是不一样的 Things are not the same.
哦，那么，是什么？好像我弱智或什么的 Oh, so, what? Like, I'm retarded or something?
这就是为什么 我需要学位，但你不用 Like, I need the degree, but you don't.
你兄弟拿到了学位 Your brother got a degree.
跟他说，他是个医生，也许能帮你 Talk to him. He's a doctor. Maybe he can help you.
理查德 我不想谈 Richard and I don't talk.
你爱你的哥哥。你应该与他和解 You love your older brother. You should make up with him.
你他妈疯了 Are you out of your fucking mind?
但他是你的兄弟，他对你做了什么，你如此害怕 But he's your brother. What did he do to you that was so horrible?
你不明白和他一起长大是怎么回事 You don't know what it was like growing up with him.
你永远不会明白 You can never understand.
我会告诉他给你打电话 I'm gonna tell him to give you a call.
够了够了 Enough is enough.
这是我和他之间的事情，爸爸 This is between me and him, dad.
不要干涉 Stay out of it!
你能相信我的爸爸吗 Can you believe my father?
我的意思是，就像我什么都没做 I mean, like, I didn't even do anything.
然而，不知何故，这一切一直都是我的错 And yet, somehow it's all... always all my fault.
家庭和工作 Well, family and business
始终是一个棘手的结合 is always a tricky combination.
如果他不是一个该死的混蛋，一切都会好的 Everything would be fine if he wasn't such a fucking asshole!
你看到他跟我说话的方式 You see the way he talks to me.
我知道这很难 I know. It's hard.
我有很多事情要做。我没有这个时间 And I got a lot going on. I do not have time for this shit.
我，就像，处在中间的关系 I'm, like, in the middle of a relationship.
真的吗 Really?
恩，那很好。她是谁 Well, that's great. Who is she?
我一周前在一个婚礼上遇见她 I met her a week ago at a wedding.
然后呢？ And?
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
啊 Aww...
我请求她嫁给我 I asked her to marry me.
哇 是不是有点？ Wow. I mean, isn't that a little...?
她想了想 She's thinking it over.
你父母知道吗？ Do your parents know?
不，如果我告诉他们，他们只会毁了它。 No. If I told them, they'd totally fuck it up.
我的意思是，就像这就是我的生活，不是他们的 I mean, like, this is my life, not theirs.
所以 So, um...
你见她有多久了？ How often have you been seeing her?
这个周末刚见到她 Just saw her this weekend.
她住在附近吗？ Does she live nearby?
是的，大约三个小时的路程，但是真的，这都不是问题 Yeah, about three hours away, but, really, it's not a problem.
所以你只能在周末见到她 So you only see her on weekends, then.
现在计划是这样的… That's the plan... for now.
好…我真的希望一切都顺利 Well... I really hope it all works out.
她不会结婚。 She said no.
你觉得我应该继续等她吗？ Do you think that I should keep going after her?
哦，老兄 Oh, kiddo...
我应该打我的脑袋 I should just blow out my brains.
别这样说 Don't talk that way.
你知道，如果不是我的爸爸，我已成为歌手了？ You know, if it wasn't for my dad, I could've been a singer?
这是我真正想做的是 That's what I really wanted to be.
但 But...
他说我没有未来 He said I had no future.
现在对于美国偶像来说 我甚至太老了 Now I'm even too old for American idol.
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
♪ I wouldn't do those things I knew would upset you ♪
♪ turn back time for the glory ♪...
喂？ hello?
你好 我是理查德。 Hey. It's Richard.
你好 Hey.
重新回家的范围内怎样呢？ How's it going back home on the range?
好吧 加州如何？ Okay. How's California?
热 Hot.
所以 妈妈给你回电话了吗 So, mom tell you to call?
她说你正在经历一个艰难时期 She said you were going through a rough patch.
我只是想打个电话看看… I just thought I'd call and see if...
柏利尔夫人 Mrs. Burill.
如果你需要什么 Well, if you need anything.
会是什么呢？ Like what?
我可以借你些钱 I could lend you some money.
我不需要钱 I don't need any money.
听着，我和爸爸都知道有多艰难 Listen, I know how tough things can be with dad.
爸爸在的话 会好的 Things are just fine with dad.
你知道，我不知道，也许你只是 You know, I don't know, maybe if you just,
只是完成你的大学学历 just finish your college degree.
如果我需要一个大学学位，我会得到一个像你一样的 If I'd wanted a college degree, I'd have gotten one and been like you.
听着，我只是想试着帮忙。我知道我们是不是很熟悉 Listen, I was just trying to help. I know we're not close anymore.
我们不是很熟悉…这是我最常见的你 We were never close... the most I ever saw you was,
就像你还在学校 一年两次 like, twice a year when you were in med school.
你总是迟到，我们相遇了 And you were always late showing up when we did meet.
安倍，我真的不记得迟到 Abe, I really have no recollection of being late.
我知道。那是因为你不记得你对我做的 I know. That's 'cause you don't remember anything you did to me.
我对你做了什么？你说的是什么？ What I did to you? What are you talking about?
像我们打算在越野滑雪之旅， Like the time we planned on going on a cross-country road trip,
你在最后一分钟取消了行程，因为你被邀请去火岛 and you canceled on me at the last minute 'cause you got invite to go to fire island.
安倍，那就像，10年前，我还给你所有的野营装备。 Abe, that was, like, 10 years ago, and I paid you back for all of the camping gear.
好吧，对不起，如果你认为 And, all right, I am sorry if you think that
我毁了你10年前的暑假 I ruined your summer vacation 10 years ago!
你总是把事情搞砸，你总是在某种程度上认为是我的错。 You always ruin things for me, and you always act like it was my fault somehow.
但是你，像是高人一等，你不是真的感到抱歉 But you, like, you're so superior, like, you're not really sorry,
因为不可能是你的错 'cause it's not possible for you to be wrong.
不！”因为你是如此的品行 No! 'Cause you're so fucking moral!
♪ If I could turn back time ♪...
什么？ what?
喂，是我。 Hi, it's me.
我对这个周末很抱歉 I'm so sorry about this weekend.
真的，自从你离开，我一直觉得很可怕 Really, I've been feeling horrible ever since you left.
你能，你今晚能来吗？ Can you, can you come over tonight?
我可以。 I can do that.
♪ I've had my sights on you a while ♪
♪ your denim matches your blue eyes ♪
♪ I feel my heartbeat skip when you walk my ♪...
你知道，我不是这方面的专家 you know, not that I'm an expert on these things,
但也许你应该 but, maybe you should
开始服用更少的药物 start taking a little less medication?
请告诉我 Please tell me something,
我需要你 and I need you
诚实地 to be honest.
你是真的吗？ Are you for real?
绝对 Absolutely.
200% 200%.
你不是讽刺吗？ And you're not being ironic?
好像表演艺术，还是什么？ Like, performance art, or something?
恩 我想着是真的 大多数人 Well, I suppose it's true that most people
都会说我幽默是相当讽刺 would describe me as having an ironic sense of humor,
但我不是一个表演艺术家。 but I'm definitely not into performance art
没办法 or anything like that... no way.
你是说你上次所说的严重吗？ And you were serious about what you said last time?
绝对。百分之一千。 Absolutely. A thousand percent.
即使你不 Even though you hardly...
我知道所有我需要知道的。 I know all I need to know.
你认为你能？ Do you think you might want...?
我想要你 I want to want you.
这对我来说已经足够了 That's enough for me.
在Skype上，我和与我前任马哈茂德聊了很久 I had a long Skype with Mahmoud,my ex.
我告诉他关于你的一切 And I told him all about you.
我已经习惯了 你有那么不同 How different you are from what I'm used to.
所有的缺点，一切。 All the downside, everything.
他同意了 And he agrees.
我应该停止试图割自己的手腕 I should stop trying to slit my wrists,
放弃文学生涯 give up on a literary career,
放弃希望，抱负 give up on hope, ambition,
成功，独立，自尊 success, independence, self-respect.
我应该结婚生子 I should just get married and have children.
哦，我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
没有那么可怕。 That wasn't horrible.
事情可能更糟 Things could've been so much worse.
我知道 I know.
我的意思是，如此糟糕 I mean, like, so much worse.
所以交通状况如何？ So, how was the traffic?
没那么糟 Oh, not so bad.
我的意思是，我很善于暂停休息 I mean, I'm pretty good at timing things out.
不过，我的意思是，我们很快就到这里 Still, I mean, we'd have gotten here sooner,
除了我们错过了出口。 except we missed the exit.
噢 Oh...
95速来的？ Coming off of 95?
我觉得公园路可能会更好 It would've been better to take the parkway, I think.
我告诉他去公园 I told him to take the parkway.
95速是最快的 95 was the fastest.
无论如何，那里有在施工的 Anyway, there's construction going on.
噢 Oh.
不，在公园大道 No, on the parkway.
必须绕道而行。痛苦的屁股 Have to take a detour. Pain in the ass.
嗯，实际上，施工结束 Well, actually, the construction's over.
我认为公园路更好了 I think the parkway is much better.
这就是我说的 That's what I said.
他们应该建立一个新的通道 They're supposed to be building a new thru-way.
从收费公路 Off the turnpike.
噢 Oh?
- 它变得更加简单。 - 是。 - Might simplify things. - Oh, yeah.
好了，现在开始下班高峰期到来。 Gonna be rush hour soon.
糟糕 Terrible. Hmm?
不想被困在这 Don't wanna get stuck in that.
啊，所以让我看看 Yeah, so, uh, let's see, uh,
让我们来看看 这里的衣柜 here's the walk-in closet/hamper room.
浴室 Bathroom.
我的妈妈是一个注册室内设计师 My mom's a licensed interior decorator.
她在设计师家具及固定装置取得了良好交易 So, she gets really good deals on designer furniture and fixtures.
理查兹房间。 呕吐 Richard's room. Barf-ola.
这是我父母卧室... Uh, this is my parents' room.
你可以看到窗台上吗？ And, see this door frame?
是的 Yeah.
我爸爸以前标记在这里我和我哥哥的 My dad used to mark here me and my brother's
的高度，当我们长大的时候 heights when we were growing up.
很干净呀 在哪里？ Oh, neat. Where?
你看不到了 You can't see them now.
在第一次装修期间，被墙纸覆盖了 They were wallpapered over during the first redecoration.
那太糟糕了 That's too bad.
我知道 经典的韦特海默搬家。 I know. Classic Wertheimer move.
他们忘了，这时为时已晚 They forgot about it. Then, it was too late.
我爸爸 My dad...
- 什么？ - 没什么。 - What? - Nothing.
无论如何，理查德比我矮，他非常不安 Anyway, Richard's shorter than me, and he's super insecure
我不在乎 about it, so what do I care?
现在，这里… Now, this here...
我的房间 My room.
你怎么想？ What do you think?
我喜欢詹姆斯·邦德 007 I'm kind of into James Bond, double-oh-seven.
请参阅帽子。 This hat, over here,
这是一个复制的一个最初由在职在手指上 it's a copy of the one originally worn by oddjob in goldfinger.
别担心，我不是一个星舰迷 Don't worry, I am not a trekkie,
或任何超级书呆子一样 or anything super nerdy like that.
这是理查德吗？他看起来很友善 Is this Richard? He looks nice.
眼科检查 Um... eye check?
别担心。最终你会见到他的 Don't worry. You'll meet him eventually.
他是一个十足的混蛋，就像我的爸爸。你会看到的 He's a total asshole, just like my dad. You'll see.
我想，在未来， 我们可以住在这里。 I was thinking, maybe one day, we could live here.
你觉得呢？ What do you mean?
不，不，不，当然不在这间卧室 No, no, no. Not in this bedroom, of course,
或者至少是一小会儿 or at least only for a little while.
这里太小。不，不，别担心 It's too small in here. No, no. Don't worry.
我们要搬到我父母的卧室，当他们搬到佛罗里达州后 We'd move into my parents' bedroom, after they move to Florida.
你可以重新装修 You could redecorate it!
你的意思是说，你不想得到你自己的地方？ You mean, you don't wanna get your own place?
有什么用呢？ What for?
我们能使这家在我们家里，就像一代又一代 We could keep this home in our family for, like, generations.
我们的孩子会给他们的孩子和他们的孩子 Our kids could give it to their kids and then to their kids.
而不是混蛋 每个人 Only instead of assholes, everyone
都会很酷和尊重 would be totally cool and respectful.
我们有中央供暖和 We have central heating and air conditioning.
室外游泳池 Outdoor swimming pool.
你还能要求什么呢？ What more could you ask for?
安倍 Abe?
是 Yeah?
我会告诉你一些事情 There's something I have to tell you.
是 Yeah?
在我们有孩子之前 Before we have children.
继续 Go on.
在我们结婚之前 And before we get married.
是的 Yeah?
哦，我应该早点告诉你的 Oh, I should've told you before.
什么以前？ Before what?
对不起 I'm sorry.
现在告诉我 Tell me.
我觉得很愚蠢 I feel so stupid,
很内疚 so guilty.
什么 What?
不管是什么，都可以 Whatever it is, it's okay.
我有一个障碍 I have a condition.
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
我有肝炎 I have hepatitis.
B型肝炎 Hepatitis B.
是什么意思... Uh, what does that mean?
我的意思是，到底是什么？ I mean, exactly?
这有风险，一个小风险 There's a chance, a small chance,
我会传染给你的 I could infect you,
或可能已经 or could have already.
不过，别担心 Although, don't worry.
医生说它应该 The doctor says it should have
对怀孕没有任何影响 no impact on any pregnancy.
我... Uh...
它是，它是… Is it, is it...
它是一种致命疾病吗？ Is it fatal?
只有在极少数情况下 Rarely.
但是我仍旧认为你应该知道 But, still, I thought you should know.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是一个很难谈的事情 This is a hard thing to talk about.
我正在接受治疗。 I'm in treatment now.
医生们乐观。 但依旧 The doctors are optimistic, but still...
依旧 Still...
我没有告诉任何人 I haven't told anyone.
没有人？ No one?
当然除了艾哈迈迪… Except Mahmoud... of course.
这是显而易见 Of course.
这是否意味着 Is this gonna affect things?
让你改变了主意？ Make you change your mind?
没有，没有。 Oh, God, no.
我爱你 I, um, I love you.
这是唯一重要事情。 That's all that matters.
谢谢你，安倍 Thank you, Abe.
我知道你会明白。 I knew you'd be good about this.
B型肝炎是由病毒引起的一种攻击肝脏 Hepatitis B is caused by a virus that attacks the liver.
虽然最常见的传播通过注射吸毒或不安全的性行为 Though most commonly spread through injection drug use or unprotected sex,
它甚至可以通过与汗水和泪水的体液接触传播 it can even be transmitted through contact with such bodily fluids
或共用牙刷 as sweat and tears, or shared toothbrushes.
该病毒会导致肝脏慢性刺激和炎症 The virus leads to chronic irritation and inflammation of the liver,
导致肝硬化，这往往是只设置阶段为肝癌 causing cirrhosis, which is often merely setting the stage for liver cancer.
这些并发症引起的 These complications result in
每年5000美国人的死亡 the deaths of 5,000 Americans each year.
嗯，我猜得注意它 Well, I guess that takes care of that.
你觉得呢 What do you mean?
现在，安倍 Come now, Abe.
首先，她要你钱 First she wants you for your money,
现在她会传染给你 now she's gonna infect you with
在一个终端的情况下，如果她还没有 a terminal condition, if she hasn't already.
真的吗？来吧。 Really? Come on.
但它不是终端 But it's not terminal.
很少有人会死的 Hardly anyone ever dies of it.
如果你想冒这个险 Well, if you want to take that chance.
我爱她 I love her.
是吗？ Do you?
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
♪ I wouldn't do those things I knew would ♪...
医生的办公室 Doctor's office.
你好，我是安倍 我可以跟李察说吗 Hi, this is Abe. Can I speak to Richard, please?
对不起。安倍是？ I'm sorry. Abe who?
他弟弟 His brother.
啊，请稍等。我看看能不能找到他 Ah, please hold. I'll see if I can find him.
对不起，他正在看一位病人。我可以带个口信吗？ I'm sorry, he's with a patient now. Can I take a message?
就让他给我回电话吧 Yeah, just have him call me back.
当然可以 请给我你的号码 Sure. Could I please have your number.
他有 He's got it.
但是，这样我就可以有一个记录 But just so I can have a record,
以防他不知在哪里不见或弄丢。 in case he's misplaced or lost it somehow.
如果他丢了，他不需要给我回电话 If he's lost it, he doesn't need to call me back.
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
♪ I wouldn't do those things I knew would upset ♪...
你好！ hi!
我找了你一天。一切都好吗？ I've been trying to reach you all day. Is everything okay?
是。抱歉 只是忙于工作。 Yeah, no. I'm sorry. It's just been so crazy at work and all.
好的，听着，我想告诉你。我跟艾哈迈迪通话了 Well, listen, I wanted to tell you. I spoke with Mahmoud.
他从迪拜回来，他说 He's back from Dubai, and he said
他想这个周末聚一聚 he would love to get together this weekend.
我很高兴！你可以和我们一起去吗？ I'm so happy! Would you like to come with us?
好吗？ Um... okay?
哦，好的，我很害怕你会紧张 Oh, good, I was so afraid you'd be all uptight,
或不安，或占有欲，或什么的 or upset, or possessive-neurotic, or something.
这将会很有趣 This is gonna be so much fun.
你会喜欢艾哈迈迪的 You're gonna love Mahmoud.
一些俄罗斯移民刚买了对面街的房子 Some Russian immigrants just bought the house across the street.
一对年轻的夫妇 A young couple.
嗯，拥有自己的东西是好的 Mmm, it's good to own something.
拥有能改变你看世界的方式 Owning can change the way you look at the world,
你感受它的方式 the way you experience it.
它能让你做人更全面 It can make you more complete as a person,
以不同方式。 people who don't own...
他们需要租房 they have to rent.
听着，你妈妈和我，我们已经谈过了 Listen, your mom and I, we've been talking.
我们已经决定 And we've decided that
如果你要买房子 if you're gonna want to buy a house,
我们会帮你的 we'll help you out.
那不是很棒，安倍？ Isn't that wonderful, Abey?
但我们还没有决定我们想做的事情 But we haven't decided yet what we wanna do.
好的，你们打算住在哪儿？ Well, where do you plan to live?
我告诉过你。我们还没决定 I told you. We haven't decided.
我们不认为你和妈妈一样 We don't think the same way you and mom do.
-那是什么意思？-杰基… - What's that supposed to mean? - Jackie...
也许我不想结婚 就像和你们一样 Maybe I don't want a marriage like yours.
安倍 发生了什么事？ Abey. Did something happen?
应该是什么？ Like what?
嗯，我的意思是，嗯，就是 Well, I mean, uh, is everything...
什么 What?
不 说出来吧 No. Say it.
你认为她改变了对我的主意？也许来自她的感觉？ You think she's changed her mind about me? That maybe she's come to her senses?
我没有，我可没这么说过 I didn't, I didn't say that.
不，你有 No, you didn't have to.
不管怎样，也许我已经醒悟 Anyway, maybe I've come to my senses.
这，就是科幻小说吗？ What is this, science fiction?
我不知道我在看什么 I'm like, I don't know what I'm looking at here.
-你好 -你好，安倍 - Hey. - Oh, hi. Abe.
我很高兴你做到了。我开始担心了。 I'm so happy you made it. I was getting worried.
是的 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
安倍，这是艾哈迈迪 Abe, this is Mahmoud.
很高兴见到你 Um, uh, it's, uh, nice to meet you.
我喜欢这件衬衫的颜色 I love that shirt, that color.
-你在哪里找到的？ -呃 - Where did you find that? - Uh...
在Loehmann吗？ Loehmann's, hmm?
我 I...
你好，你要喝点什么吗？ hi, can I get you something to drink?
嗯，可乐吧 Um, diet coke, please.
好的 我马上回来 Sure. I'll be right back.
所以，你们去哪里住？ So, where are you guys going to live?
好的，我们还没有完全清楚 Well, we haven't really gone into detail on that yet.
我们还得再看看 Oh... - We have to see.
嗯，你应该现在就想好了 Well, you should do it now,
因为这是一个总的买方市场了 是的 because it's a total buyer's market out there. Yes.
可能的话，我们会搬进我的地方 Possibly, we'll move into my place.
但你不和你的父母一起住吗？ But don't you live with your parents.
是的，但他们打算搬到佛罗里达州。 -是吗？ Yeah, but they're planning to move to Florida. - Really?
他们在计划…他们在计划阶段 They're in the planning... they're in the planning stages.
不过，跟你的父母一起住也没什么 Still, nothing wrong with living with your parents.
这就是世界上大部分的生活 It's how most of the world lives.
只是我们西方人都是混乱的和奇怪的，对吧？ It's just us westerners who are all fucked up and weird about it, right?
有时你有种后马克思主义的陈词滥调 You're such a post-Marxist cliche sometimes.
做你想做的，你知道吗？ What do you want, you know?
在山上的家 At home on the range.
他很可爱 He's so cute.
你在哪里找到这家伙？ Where did you find this guy?
噢 我的天 Oh, my God.
你能等我一下吗？ Could you excuse me for a sec?
噢 Oh...
这感觉很好 This feels so good.
啊 Ah...
说吧，考虑好了吗？ Say, do you work out?
没 No.
噢 你应该考虑好的 Oh, you should.
我自己喜欢水上运动 I like watery sports, myself.
不要担心 Oh, don't worry.
不是金色的淋浴，嗯？嗯？ Not golden showers, eh? Hmm?
这是 这是你 It was... It was you
传染肝炎给她的 who gave her the hepatitis,
对不对？ wasn't it?
什么？ What?
啊 Ahh!
还有路要走吗 老兄 Way to go, kiddo.
噢 Oh, ho, ho...
很好。你做的很好 It's okay. You did good.
你做的很好 You did good.
哇 Wow!
我 I, uh...
拿到我出售的地产 Got it after I sold the estate.
你的父亲帮我了 Your father helped me out.
喝点什么吗？ You want something to drink?
嗯 可乐吧 Um... diet coke?
或者，或者任何你有的，一切会好的 Or, or whatever you're having, then, would be fine.
天啊 Gee...
一直以来，我想象你生活在 All this time, I'd imagined you living in
一些绝望的地方 some depressing place with,
我不知道 I don't know,
填充动物玩具和猫的图片 stuffed animals and pictures of cats.
不完全是 Not quite.
我从未见过你的丈夫。他是什么样的？ I never met your husband. What was he like?
被人遗忘的 Forgettable.
这是否意味着你不难过，他离开你的时候？ Does that mean you weren't sad when he left you?
自从98年以来，我们没有性交 We hadn't fucked since '98.
他在骗你吗？ Did he cheat on you?
当你你鄙视对方的时候，这不是欺骗 It's not cheating when you despise each other.
但你为什么不早点离婚？ So, then, why didn't you divorce sooner?
孩子 The kids.
我不知道你有孩子！ I didn't know you had kids.
双胞胎。跟你年龄差不多。 Twins. Almost your age.
-他们的名字是什么？-这和你有什么关系？ 他们都死了。 - What are their names? - What's it to you? They're dead.
抱歉。 I'm sorry.
什么？ For what?
我不 我 I never... I...
他们是怎么死的？ How did they die?
一个跳楼。一个服用过量 One jumped. The other O. D.'D.
自杀？ Suicide.
有时候，我想结束这一切 Sometimes, I've thought about ending it all.
不要去想它 Don't think about it.
要么做到这一点，要不闭嘴。 Do it or shut up about it.
你 You are
和在办公室里面完全不一样。 so different here from the way you are at the office.
我不在这里领薪水的 I'm not on payroll here.
你...像一个“美洲狮”。 You're, like... a cougar.
因为我喜欢和年轻人性交 Because I like fucking younger men
不 我不是这个意思 No, I didn't mean...
-我的意思是… -你是什么意思？ - I mean... - What do you mean?
我很抱歉，米兰达。我不是这个意思… I'm sorry, Miranda. I didn't mean to imply...
那是什么意思？ Imply what?
看 玛丽 Look, Marie,
我不是认为你没有经验 I'm not as inexperienced as you might think I am.
我已经 I've been
在美洲狮前，他们中的很多人。 with cougars before, a lot of them.
我不是孩子 I'm not a kid.
我知道 I know.
接下来的事情你知道，你到了50，你的生命就会结束 Next thing you know, you'll be 50, and your life will be over,
你仍然会呆在家里 and you'll still be living at home.
你知道搬出去要花费大量的金钱。我不富有！ You know it costs a lot of money to move out. I'm not rich!
你是个小气鬼和不速之客。面对它。 You're a cheapskate and a freeloader. Face it.
他们是我的父母！他们需要我！ They're my parents! They need me!
不，成长吧 No. Grow up.
没人需要你 No one needs you.
喂？ Hello?
安倍 你怎么样了 Abe, how are you?
我试着到你工作那，但秘书在那里 I tried reaching you at work, but the secretary there,
她说她不知道你在哪里 she said she didn't know where you were,
你的手机关机了 and your cell phone was off,
所以我想我会打电话到你家 so I figured I'd call you at home.
我希望它没事 I hope that's okay.
我有点儿晚 I'm running a little, uh, late.
听着，我很抱歉昨晚 Listen, I am so sorry about last night.
这是我的错。艾哈迈迪… It was my fault. Mahmoud...
嗯，没事的。这不是谁的错。 uh, it's okay. It's nobody's fault.
觉得整件事太愚蠢了。 I feel so stupid about the whole thing.
我早应该知道更好。 I should've known better.
我们在急诊室度过了几乎整晚上 We spent practically the whole night together in the E.R.
这是一场噩梦 It was a nightmare.
我握住他的手，自始自终他被缝合 I had to hold his hand the whole time he was being stitched up.
他太激动了。他们认为他的下巴可能被打破 He was so freaked out. They think his jaw might be broken.
但是，真的，他觉得过意不去 But, really, he feels bad about the whole thing.
他的诉讼，但他也同情 He's litigious, but he's also empathetic.
无论如何，我想你，我希望你今晚过来 Anyway, I miss you, and I hope you can come over tonight.
我给你买了新的牙刷 I bought you a new toothbrush,
所以你不必再借我的 so you won't have to borrow mine again.
安倍？ 安倍？ Abe? Abe?
所以，如果你还记得在罗斯兰项目回来的路上发生了什么 So if you remember what happened way back on the Roseland project,
分区问题，银行令人头痛的事情 the zoning issues, the bank headaches,
谁说他们可以 the sellers who said they could
得到批准 当他们不能，等等，等等，等等 get approvals whn they couldn't, yadda, yadda, yadda,
因此我在伊斯特莱克想的 so, what I'm thinking on Eastlake,
现在这就是我认为我们应该做的 now, here's what I think we ought to do.
如果我们能让卖家 If we can possibly get the seller.
我们基金的卖家，然后我们在后台呆着 We fund the sellers, and then we stay in the back room.
我们资助他们去批准 We fund them as they go for the approvals.
你 You...
抱歉 I'm sorry.
胃的问题 Stomach issues.
好吧，好吧，我们可以决定是否 Okay, well, we can decide whether or not
值得去了 it's worthwhile to go forward.
然后，一旦你提交的湿地划分 And then, once you've submitted the wetlands delineation,
我们可能会做一个阶段一个环境 we'll probably do a phase one environmental.
我们也可以寻找一些相邻的性质 We can also look for some adjacent properties,
当然，你知道如果你想 of course, you know, if you want.
然后， 当一切都开始下跌 And then, as the deal starts to fall together.
好 好 Right, right.
我们可以签订合同，在相邻的属性选项 We could enter into contracts and options on the adjacent property,
-所以我们可以得到或使用 -非常聪明 - so we can get contingent uses. - Very smart.
所以你有什么意义 So, does that make sense?
当然 是的 我得到它了 Sure, yeah. I get it.
我要打几个电话 I have to make some calls.
玛丽，复制 贾斯廷，我们再来讨论此事 Marie, make copies, and, Justin, we'll talk about this.
嗯，这个赛季，杰基。耶稣 Uh, this season, Jackie. Jesus.
所以，你还赌上了？ So, you you still bet on the giants?
这些天他们不完全是黑马 They're not exactly the dark horse team these days.
嗯，你说你喜欢黑马 Well, you say you like the dark horse,
当他们没通过 然后你给一个适合的时候 and then you throw a fit when they don't come through.
我能说什么呢？我喜欢一个赢家 What can I say? I like a winner.
-好的，下星期再谈，好吗？-是的。 - All right, I'll talk to you next week, okay? - Yep.
安倍，到我办公室里 Abe, come with me inside my office.
我有一些事情我想和你谈 I have some things I wanna go over with you.
好的，如果是简短的 Okay, if it's short,
因为我有很多的东西需要顾 'cause I got, like, a lot of stuff I gotta take care of.
安倍，我们得谈谈 Abe, we have to talk.
我们在谈着 We are talking.
- 坐下。 - 为什么？ - Sit down. - What for?
你表姐贾斯汀... Your cousin, Justin...
我知道。彻底的失败者 I know. Total loser.
我给他你的工作 I'm giving him your job.
什么 What?
老实说 Be honest.
你曾经想要这份工作？ Did you ever even want this job?
但我的工作是我的工作 But my job is my job.
贾斯廷不喜欢你的创意。他不想出来的盒子 Justin isn't creative like you. He doesn't think out of the box.
他做什么，他说。他很高兴。你… He does what he's told. He's happy. You...
我是你儿子。 I'm your son.
我知道，这使我苦恼 I know, and this is eating me up.
不 事实并非如此 no, it's not.
真的，我们不能继续下去了 Really, we can't go on the way things have been going,
或者是让我在业务中结束 or it's gonna be the end of me in the business.
什么？ 你觉得我是假装肚子疼才这样做吗？ What? You think that I was faking having a stomach problem?
你知道巴斯博士认为 You know Dr. Baskin thinks
-我可能有一个溃疡？ -不 - I might have an ulcer? - No.
出血性溃疡！ A bleeding ulcer!
或者你只是觉得我很懒？ Or do you actually just think that I'm lazy?
我认为你在工作中的错误路线，这是我的错 I think you're in the wrong line of work, and it's my fault.
事情到此为止吧 I allowed things to go so far.
该死，这是你的错！我给你我最好的时光 Damn right! It's your fault! I've given you my best years.
如果不是我的话，这些业务早在几年前不行了 If it wasn't for me, this whole business, it would've gone under years ago.
闭嘴 Stop.
我本来打算做一匹黑马的 I was supposed to be the dark horse.
什么？ What?
妈妈知道吗？ Does mom know?
我们已经讨论了很长时间 We've discussed it for a long time.
一直以来 All this time...
但现在... Now...
你在背后捅我一刀 You stab me in the back.
安倍 Abe...
我不再年轻了 I'm not young anymore.
我怎么活，用我他妈的成年后赚的积蓄？ How am I gonna survive, on my fucking bar Mitzvah savings?
我给你的是严厉的爱 I'm giving you tough love.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
别听你父亲的 Don't listen to your father.
我不敢相信你竟然没跟我讨论这个 I can't believe you didn't discuss this all with me!
- 它是怎么改变任何一切的。 - 你不明白 - How would it have changed things? - You don't understand.
它改变了一切。这段时间我以为我了解你，我可以依靠你。 It changes everything now. This whole time I thought I knew you, that I could count on you.
一直以来信任你 Trust you. All this time.
我的生命，我的全部生活，这都是谎言 My life, my whole life, it's been lies!
安倍，亲爱的，没人在说谎 Abe, honey, no one ever lied.
只是你不知道真相 You just didn't see the truth.
什么他妈的真相是你说的吗？我是一个失败者吗？ What fucking truth are you talking about? That I'm a failure?
亲爱的，我们在失败年前已经写了你 Sweetie, we'd written you off as a failure years ago.
每个人都知道 Everyone knows.
理查德是成功。而你是失败的。 Richard's the success, and you're the failure.
生活就是那样。我们能做什么呢？ Life just turned out that way. What could we do?
那你为什么没毁掉理查德？ Why didn't you screw Richard up?
为什么他必须得到所有的赞扬？所有的奖品？所有 Why did he have to be the one to get all the praise? All the prizes? All the...
我在生活中我所得到的，安倍 I worked for what I got in life, Abe.
没有人帮我有一个银盘服务 Nothing was handed to me on a silver platter.
这是真的。我对你一样。 It's true. I treated you equally.
除了理查德是最喜欢的 Except Richard was the favorite.
如果我在学校学习，那也是我的错？ Is it my fault if I studied in school?
你路过学校 You cruised through school.
作业对你来说很容易。你从未有过的研究！ Homework was easy for you. You never had to study!
我是聪明。所以朝我来吧 I was smart. So shoot me.
这是真的。他是天才。但我仍然也是爱你的 It's true. He was gifted. But I still loved you both the same.
胡说 Bullshit!
你的问题在于你是懒惰的 Your problem was that you were lazy.
你有机会，你毁了 You had opportunities, and you blew them.
这是真的。你总是有一个态度问题 It's true. You always had an attitude problem.
我甚至可以记得当我喂作为一个婴儿的你 I can remember even from when I nursed you as a baby.
有些宝宝哭了。这是真的。即使理查德有时哭了 Some babies cried. It's true. Even Richard cried from time to time.
但你是尖声叫喊的人 But you were a screamer.
如果我是尖声叫喊的人，我不能帮助它 I can't help it if I was a screamer!
如果我很容易 我会情不自禁 And I can't help it if I was easy!
所以这就是为什么你把我赶出去？ So this is why you put me out on the street?
我现在该怎么做？ What am I gonna do now?
拜托，别像个戏剧女王 Oh, please. Don't be such a drama queen.
你知道爸爸妈妈永远不会把你踢出你的卧室 You know mom and dad will never kick you out of your bedroom.
没有，从来没有 No, never.
虽然我们想卖掉房子，搬到佛罗里达州 Although we are thinking of selling the house and moving to Florida.
他妈的你俩！婚礼取消了！ Fuck both of you! The wedding's off!
米兰达和我会一起私奔。 Miranda and I are gonna elope.
是什么使你快乐，亲爱的 Whatever makes you happy, sweetheart,
但你确定她会同意吗 but are you sure she's going through with it?
你确定你准备跟她结婚吗？ Are you sure that you're going through with it?
我觉得你打电话时，有可能已经有一点点的健康问题？ Seemed to me when you called there might've been a little bit of a health issue?
啊 Ahh!
什么……？你在做什么？ What the...? What are you doing?
安倍 不要 Abe, don't!
-嘿！ -门锁了！ - Hey! - Lock the door! Oh!
下车 Get out of my car!
你在鼓捣什么呢？ What the hell are you doing?!
你能相信吗？我的意思是，贾斯廷？ Can you believe it? I mean, Justin?
贾斯廷是个好孩子 Justin's a good kid.
他是个该死的笨蛋 He's a fucking moron!
也许。但他做到做到，人们喜欢他 Maybe. But he does what he's told. People like him.
你说的是什么？你现在站在我父亲那边还是什么？ What are you saying? You're on my dad's side or something?
我喜欢贾斯廷。他给人很从容的感觉 I like Justin. He's easy on the eyes.
你跟他干了吗 Are you fucking him?
你嫉妒吗？ Are you jealous?
哦，哦！你怎么能？ Ugh, eww! How could you?
你状态不好。可能如果你工作了，事情会有所不同。 You're out of shape. Maybe if you worked out, things would be different.
但贾斯汀实际在上高中 But Justin is, like, practically in high school!
他已经上过大学 He's already been to college...
他已经毕业了 And he graduated.
贾斯汀？ Justin?
贾斯汀？ Justin!
你好，玛丽。嘿，安倍 Hi, Marie. Hi, Abe.
怎么样？ How's it going?
现在展示给安倍看 Let's show Abe
他怎么错过生活的 life passing him by.
♪ This is the morning that you begin ♪
♪ to take control when your world's in a crazy spin ♪
♪ reach out for more ♪
♪ and make it better ♪
♪ than it's been before ♪
♪ today is gonna be the perfect day ♪
♪ to step into your life and make anything change ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you want to be ♪...
你好 有什么能帮你的呢 oh, hi. Can I help you?
是的 我在找我的未婚夫 Yes. I'm looking for my fiance.
哦，我很抱歉。我们这里不卖未婚夫。 Oh, I'm sorry. We don't carry any fiances here.
但我知道她在这里 But I know she's here.
也许你试下另一家商店？ Maybe you'd like to try one of our other outlets?
看，我就告诉你她在这里 Look, I just told you she's here!
我必须先跟商店的经理说吗？ Do I have to talk to the store manager?
对不起，他出去吃午餐了。如果你愿意等，他几分钟后就回来。 Sorry, he's out for lunch. But he'll be back in a few minutes, if you'd like to wait.
不，我不喜欢等 No. I would not like to wait.
我买了未婚夫，现在我想她了 I paid for a fiance, and I want her now!
也许你想浏览我们的产品目录。 Maybe you'd like to flip through our catalog.
如果你愿意的话，我们可以为您定做 We could special order for you, if you'd like.
但我担心，商店政策是一旦购买并且已经打开，它不能退货 But I'm afraid, once a purchase has been opened, it can't be returned... store policy.
但我有收据 But I have a receipt.
我很抱歉，但我恐怕不能辨认出日期 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't make out the date.
有一个小污点 There's a little smudge.
你知道什么？只要给我一个商店的积分 You know what? Just give me a store credit.
我很抱歉，但这是一个最终的销售 I'm sorry, but this was a final sale.
我需要一个商店的积分。我需要一个商店的积分 I need a store credit. I need a store credit.
-抱歉 -我需要一个商店的积分。 - Sorry. - I need a fucking store credit!
这里有什么问题吗？ Is there a problem here?
我的下巴是永久性损坏 My jaw is permanently damaged.
有些事我可能永远不能再用我的嘴做了 There are things I may never again do with my mouth.
好了。我知道。你不是那个意思。 It's okay. I know. You didn't mean it.
你没有幽默感 You have no sense of irony.
你甚至不知道它意味着什么 You don't even really know what it means.
我知道你不打算成为 I know you don't mean to be
像你爸爸那样十足的混蛋 a total asshole like your father.
我知道你是勇敢的 I know that you are courageous
在米兰达身边忠诚的坚持着 and loyal in sticking by Miranda
尽管她有致命传染病 despite her deadly and contagious disease,
即使你知道 even though you know
她从来没有认真对你 she was never really serious about you.
她会一直远不如你的哥哥，理查德， And she would've been far better off with your brother, Richard,
与她有如此多的共同点 with whom she has so much more in common.
他长得不错，不是吗？嗯？ He's very good-looking, isn't he? Hmm?
安倍 我知道 Abe, I know
生活已经对你不公平 that life has been unfair to you
因为它给了你的每一个可能的优势。 because it has given you every possible advantage.
所以你的感觉能力不足是无情的 So your feelings of inadequacy are endless and unrelenting.
你的玩具收集 Your toy-collecting,
自反教材病理学 a reflexive textbook pathology
西方消费资本主义 of Western consumerist capitalism.
但是，我很害怕 But still, I am afraid
我不能给你任何积分 I cannot give you any credit.
没有积分。没有交换 No credit. No exchange.
不退款 No refund.
但我有一个收据 But I have a receipt.
可怜的东西。你真的不明白吗？ Poor thing. You really don't get it, do you?
明白什么 Get what?
每个人都有一张收据 Everyone has a receipt.
它永远不会呼之欲出 And it never adds up.
它被称为… It's called...
妈妈，爸爸，他醒了 Mom, dad, he's awake.
嘘，嘘，嘘… Shh, shh, shh...
-噢 -安倍 - Oh... - Abe?
你没事 You're okay.
你出了点意外 You had a little accident,
但你会没事的 but you're gonna be just fine.
什么 什么意外 What... what accident?
你开着你的悍马离开了办公室 You totaled your hummer leaving the office.
别担心，保险会报销 Don't worry. The insurance is covering it.
你有一个非常低的免赔额 You had a very low deductible.
你的父亲是如此的不安，他几乎没睡 Your father's been so upset. He's hardly slept a wink.
什么时候发生的？ When did this happen?
近两个月前。 Oh, almost two months ago.
你开出办公室的停车场，我认为… You were leaving the office parking lot, and I think...
很明显，你没有朝两边看 apparently, you didn't look both ways.
安倍，听。我不想让你担心 Abe, listen. I don't want you to worry.
我不会给你贾斯廷的工作 I won't give Justin your job.
只要你喜欢，你可以为我工作 You can work for me as long as you like.
米兰达在哪里 Where's Miranda?
我刚给她发短信。她在路上 I just texted her. She's on her way.
她想知道是否有人想要面包圈 She wants to know if anyone wants bagels.
叫她带一些新星过来 Tell her to bring some nova.
和一些奶酪 And some cream cheese.
我现在需要和她谈谈 I need to speak with her now.
她来着了 She's coming.
-低脂肪？正常吗？ -低脂肪。 - Low-fat? Regular? - Low-fat.
洋葱或大蒜？ Onion or garlic?
- 米兰达？ - 她来了。 - Miranda... - She'll be here.
你好 Hey.
你现在感觉如何？ How are you feeling?
可以 Okay.
你怎么样？ How about you?
可以 Okay.
呃…你的治疗？ Uh... your treatment?
在进行着 It worked.
我感觉好多了 I'm all better.
好奇怪 It's weird.
这就像我死了两个月 It's like I was dead for two months.
我们以为你活不了了 We thought you weren't gonna make it.
我们确信它结束了 We were sure it was over.
医生 The doctors...
但我活下来了 but I made it.
你现在感觉如何？ How do you feel?
我不知道 I don't know.
我什么也感觉不到 I have no feeling.
我意思 我的腿 I mean, my legs.
我的腿 My feet...
脚趾 Toes.
什么感觉也没有 Nothing.
就好像我 It's like I'm...
奇怪的是，你知道吗 And it's funny, 'cause you know what?
现在我感觉像跳舞 I feel like dancing now.
很奇怪 It's weird.
就好像我做了很多梦 'Cause I had, like, a lot of dreams.
你知道人们怎么说吗 And you know how people say that
他们希望他们能梦想成真 they wish their dreams could come true?
嗯，我不会 Well, I don't.
我更喜欢现实 I prefer reality.
我更喜欢什么是在这里和现在是什么 I prefer what's here and what's now.
我喜欢与你同在。 I prefer being with you.
怎么了 What's the matter?
你为什么要哭呢？ Why are you crying?
我知道我们很难了解彼此 I know we hardly know each other.
我知道我们没有任何共同之处 And I know we have nothing in common.
我知道我从来没有真正的 And I know I was never really
被你吸引 attracted to you.
我知道 And I know how
我不想以任何方式得到 I wasn't gonna let any of that get in the way.
但我不知道 But I never knew...
我从来不知道我会在乎 I never knew I would care.
关于？ About?
我很抱歉。我得走了 I'm sorry. I have to go.
等等 Wait.
你说你在乎的是什么？ What were you saying that you cared about?
在乎？什么？ Care? What?
你说你不知道你在乎 You were saying that you never knew you cared.
是的 Yeah.
好的，你指的是什么？ Well, what were you referring to?
没什么，我只是说说而已 Nothing. I'm just talking.
可笑 Being silly.
早日康复 Feel better.
- 米兰达？ - 是吗？ - Miranda? - Yes?
我母亲说她认为你是 My mother said that she thinks you're...
怀孕了 Pregnant.
这是真的吗 Is it true?
你知道你妈妈 You know your mom.
我知道 I know.
所以我才问你 That's why I'm asking.
如果这是真的... Because if it's true.
如果你怀着我的孩子 If you're carrying my baby,
一切都会好起来的 it's gonna be okay.
不用担心 Don't worry.
我不是 I'm not.
♪ So much could happen on a night like this ♪
♪ we could make the memory of our first kiss ♪
♪ we could fall in love under the milky way ♪
♪ together, toge ♪...
你知道的 you know,
医生说这就像十亿分之一人 the doctor said it's like one in a billion people
在车祸中基本上失去了他们的腿 that basically lose their legs in a car accident,
两个月后从昏迷中醒来 come out of a two-month coma,
然后你得了B型肝炎 and then develop hepatitis B.
玛丽，你能帮我一个忙吗？ Marie, could you do me a favor?
当然，亲爱的。你想做什么？ Sure, hon. What do you want?
你可以去玩具反斗城带回些东西给我吗？ Can you go to Toys R US and return something for me?
当然可以 没问题 Sure. No problem.
如果你要，跟商店经理说吧 If you have to, speak to the store manager.
我有一个收据 I've got the receipt.
玛丽？ And, Marie?
是吗 Yes?
靠近 Come closer.
靠近 Closer.
你什么都不用说. You don't have to say anything.
我知道 I know.
别人告诉我 I've been told before.
我是个接吻很好的人 I'm a really good kisser.
安倍
父亲的 “黑马”
♪ And then you wake up ♪
♪ look at the sky and you thank love ♪
♪ you can turn to your side and there'll you find love ♪
♪ telling you, oh, that you're my love ♪
♪ oh, you're my love ♪
♪ you're my love ♪
♪ oh, you're my love ♪
♪ you're my love ♪
你知道，从技术角度上，事实上他于二月六日去世 You know, technically, he actually died on February 6th.
“技术角度”什么 "Technically" what?
日期是错误的 The date's wrong.
死亡 2011年7月
好吧 不管了 It's okay. Leave it.
你妈妈不想听到 Your mother doesn't need to hear.
这不重要，没关系，没有人关心 It's not important. It doesn't matter. No one cares.
Excel文件准备好了么？ ...to finish the spreadsheets.
嗯，当然，杰基叔叔 Uh, sure thing, Uncle Jackie.
让我看看你有什么 Show me what you got.
我们走 Here we go.
这是房地产所有单位的列表 It's a list of all the units on the property.
美甲沙龙支付了吗？ Has the nail salon paid up?
嗯，不，我们仍在等待最后付款 Uh, no. We're still waiting for a final payment.
呼叫菲尔，告诉他跟进就可以了。 Call Phil again and tell him to follow up.
制定拆迁文件 Draw up eviction papers.
面包圈的地方怎么样 What about the bagel place?
律师给你回复了吗 The attorneys get back to you?
是的。呃，他们要求我们将开庭日期推到下个月底。 Yes. Uh, they requested that we move the court date to the end of next month.
干洗店，他们想 And the drycleaners, are they're gonna
通过环境 pass the environmental,
或他们仍旧整顿？ or they still working on the cleanup?
工作完成，他们只是在等待督察 The work is done. They're just waiting for the inspectors.
问下菲尔他能做些什么来加快速度。 Ask Phil what he can do to speed things up.
我不想伊斯特莱克瓦解 I don't want Eastlake to fall apart.
哦，当然。当然，杰基叔叔。 Oh, of course. Of course, Uncle Jackie.
♪ Put it behind you and leave it there ♪
♪ the sun is shining, so get out and breathe the air ♪
♪ this is the morning that you begin ♪
♪ to take control when your world's in a crazy spin ♪
♪ reach out for more ♪
♪ and make it better than it's been before ♪
♪ today is gonna be the perfect day ♪
♪ to step into your life and make anything change ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ today is all about the here and now ♪
♪ so step into your life, you can turn it around ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ your dreams are waiting out there somewhere ♪
♪ follow your feelings and let 'em take you there ♪
♪ this is the dawning of a brand new you ♪
♪ don't be afraid to let who you really are come through ♪
♪ reach out for more ♪
♪ 'cause that's what you've been here waiting for ♪
♪ today is gonna be the perfect day ♪
♪ to step into your life and make anything change ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ today is all about the here and now ♪
♪ so step into your life, you can turn it around ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Today is gonna be the perfect day ♪
♪ to step into your life and make anything change ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ you can be who you want ♪
♪ you can be who you wanna be ♪
♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ here I am, all of me ♪
♪ take my hand and you will see ♪
♪ I can be everything you need ♪
♪ everything you need ♪
♪ here I am waiting to see ♪
♪ if you really wanna love me ♪
♪ here I am, I miss you so ♪
♪ there's still time, I'm losing hope ♪
♪ I don't wanna wonder, I just wanna know ♪
♪ I think you love me, but I think you need to show ♪
♪ I think he needs to show ♪
♪ here I am, all of me ♪
♪ take my hand and you will see ♪
♪ I can be everything you need ♪
♪ everything you need ♪
♪ here I am, all of me ♪
♪ take my hand and you will see ♪
♪ I can be everything you need ♪
♪ everything you need ♪
♪ everything I need ♪
♪ here I am, all of me ♪
♪ take my hand and you will see ♪
♪ I can be everything you need ♪
♪ everything you need ♪
♪ here I am, all of me ♪
♪ take my hand and you will see ♪
♪ I can be everything you need ♪
♪ everything you need ♪