First Jenny got
it.
Then stupid Vicky got it, and I tried everything
to get my periods nothing.
So I faked it hmm. Looks like
Florida. Yeah, I got it. It's so red Cherry Slush
Club blood sisters. They bought it.
What's this?
What do you think it is?
I'm on my lady's days. What do I think it is?
Ruby Licious nail polish
She doesn't need to know that we have to celebrate. No,
we don't always family tradition. We're throwing you
a first moon party. What the
hell is a first moon party? Oh, it's one thing to lie to
me but to take that town. It's on hi. Do
you make vagina cakes Hello, then
people started showing up in my
house.
Look grandparents my friends. My
mom's freaking cold war there.
She is super pack. These are
coffee filters. Yeah, I wasn't sure what brand you liked.
I just didn't expect my mom to be such a
freak on the period. All right
separate up in the pad on the period seriously. Do
you know how hard it is to find a uterus pinata?
I used to like marshmallows. Not anymore.
This next ones for Katie and the
weirdest birthday party ever Mike.
When things couldn't get worse, my dad
showed up.
What are you doing? You're missing the magician. You need
to stop this. No one is having fun. Are you talking about
this party is a hit. Your grandpa is bobbing for over. He's like a
champ. I faked it.
Well, maybe you should
open this first period starter kit, aren't
you gonna ground me for wine? Why do you think I threw the
first moon party?
Would you think I wouldn't know?
Periods don't have glitter in them.
Sometimes you just got away.