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First Jenny got

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it.

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Then stupid Vicky got it, and I tried everything

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to get my periods nothing.

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So I faked it hmm. Looks like

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Florida. Yeah, I got it. It's so red Cherry Slush

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Club blood sisters. They bought it.

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What's this?

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What do you think it is?

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I'm on my lady's days. What do I think it is?

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Ruby Licious nail polish

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She doesn't need to know that we have to celebrate. No,

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we don't always family tradition. We're throwing you

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a first moon party. What the

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hell is a first moon party? Oh, it's one thing to lie to

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me but to take that town. It's on hi. Do

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you make vagina cakes Hello, then

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people started showing up in my

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house.

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Look grandparents my friends. My

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mom's freaking cold war there.

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She is super pack. These are

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coffee filters. Yeah, I wasn't sure what brand you liked.

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I just didn't expect my mom to be such a

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freak on the period. All right

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separate up in the pad on the period seriously. Do

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you know how hard it is to find a uterus pinata?

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I used to like marshmallows. Not anymore.

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This next ones for Katie and the

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weirdest birthday party ever Mike.

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When things couldn't get worse, my dad

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showed up.

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What are you doing? You're missing the magician. You need

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to stop this. No one is having fun. Are you talking about

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this party is a hit. Your grandpa is bobbing for over. He's like a

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champ. I faked it.

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Well, maybe you should

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open this first period starter kit, aren't

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you gonna ground me for wine? Why do you think I threw the

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first moon party?

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Would you think I wouldn't know?

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Periods don't have glitter in them.

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Sometimes you just got away.