- COMMANDER.
COMMANDER RAFF.
- YOU'RE ON THE ROYAL... GUARD DETAIL.
- BROLLOK -- OF PRINCESS ATTEA'S PERSONAL ESCORT.
WHILE SCOUTING AN ENEMY STAR SYSTEM,
WE WERE AMBUSHED BY THE BOUNTY HUNTER SEVENSEVEN.
- HMM. SERIOUSLY?
WHERE'S THE PRINCESS?
- WE FOUND THIS PIECE OF HER GARMENT AMONG THE DEBRIS.
OH, THE BATTLE WAS GLORIOUS!
- HOW LONG CAN WE KEEP THE EMPEROR FROM FINDING OUT?
- Raff -- to me, my majordomo.
- Both: LORD EMPEROR MILLEOUS,
LIGHT OF THE INCURSIAN EMPIRE,
DESTROYER OF GALAXIES,
KEEPER OF THE CONQUEST RAY.
ALL LIVING CREATURES TREMBLE IN YOUR --
- QUICKLY! MY DAUGHTER IS MISSING!
- YES. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT, THOUGH, SIR.
SEVENSEVEN PROBABLY TOOK HER ALIVE,
YOU KNOW, FOR THE RANSOM.
- ATTEA WOULD NEVER SURRENDER.
YOU'RE TO BLAME FOR THIS.
- UH, EMPEROR MILLEOUS, HAVE MERCY!
- MERCY?
FOR INCOMPETENCE? VERY WELL.
YOUR DESTRUCTION SHALL BE SWIFT.
AND YOU, MY SUPPOSED RIGHT HAND,
FIND MY DAUGHTER!
- UM... NO PROBLEM, YOUR HIGHNESS.
- THIS SEVENSEVEN IS A TOOL OF THE EMPIRE'S ENEMIES.
- BUT THAT COULD MEAN ANYBODY, SIR --
ANYBODY YOU HAVEN'T ENSLAVED OR DESTROYED YET.
- TRUE.
SEARCH THE CLOSEST INHABITED PLANET.
FIX THIS...
OR I WILL SHOW YOU MERCY.
- CAN WE PLEASE MAKE A DECISION?
- [ SLURPS ]
I'M ONLY SAYING IT ONCE --
AUTO SHOW.
- KEVIN, WE'RE GOING TO THE LAKE. RIGHT, BEN?
- WE'VE KIND OF DONE THE LAKE, GWEN.
- [ SLURPS ]
[ ELECTRONIC CRACKLING ]
- I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO THE AUTO SHOW?
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- KEVIN?
- INCURSIAN WARRIORS, PACKING SERIOUS ORDNANCE.
- WEAPONS DOWN.
SORRY, KEVIN. YOU KNOW INCURSIANS.
- [ Laughing ] RAFF. HOW YOU BEEN?
GUYS, THIS IS RAFF,
THE NUMBER 2 GUY IN, LIKE, 40 STAR SYSTEMS.
RAFF -- GWEN TENNYSON.
[ BOTH WHISPERING ]
- TENNYSON? - YEAH, THAT'S HIM THERE.
I USED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT I'D DO YOU.
- RIGHT, BACK WHEN YOU WERE A CROOK.
- "ENTREPRENEUR."
I KEPT RAFF'S WHOLE EMPIRE IN FOOD AND SANDALS.
WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT THIS WAY?
- SEVENSEVEN SNATCHED A LITTLE GIRL IN THIS SYSTEM,
AND I REALLY NEED TO FIND HER.
YOU'RE THE ONLY EARTH FELLOW I KNOW.
SHE WORE THE ROYAL COLOR.
SEEN ANYBODY LIKE THAT?
- WAIT. SEVENSEVEN --
LIKE THAT GUY SIXSIX WE USED TO FIGHT?
- HE'S THE SAME RACE AS SIXSIX, BUT FAR MORE DANGEROUS.
- YEAH, 11 MORE DANGEROUS.
- WE'LL HELP YOU.
- WHY SHOULD WE? HE'S MORE OF A WORK FRIEND.
[ STATIC ] - PEOPLE OF EARTH,
THIS IS LORD EMPEROR MILLEOUS.
YOUR ERRAND BOY SEVENSEVEN HAS ONE DECA-ROTATION
TO RETURN PRINCESS ATTEA TO ME
BEFORE I BLOW YOUR PATHETIC PLANET TO DUST
WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE INCURSIAN CONQUEST RAY.
- [ SIGHS ] WHERE DO WE START?
- THERE'S GONNA BE A PANIC.
EARTH DOESN'T GET DEATH THREATS EVERY DAY.
- NAH. IT'S A TACHYON-BURST TRANSMISSION.
EARTH RADIOS DON'T RECEIVE FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRANSMISSIONS.
- BUT THE EMPEROR DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
- IF YOU HAVE A GIZMO TO BEAT SEVENSEVEN'S CLOAKING TECH,
THEN WE COULD TRACK HIM.
- IF THIS WAS HERS AND YOU CAN TELEPORT,
WE'RE PRACTICALLY DONE.
GOT HER.
SHE'S AT GRANDE MADRE DAM.
AND SHE'S FIGHTING BACK.
- UNH! GLORY!
HAH!
HYAH!
- DOWN THERE!
- [ GRUNTS ]
- [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
[ RUMBLING ]
- UNH!
- [ GRUNTS ]
- UNH!
- AAH!
- GOTTA STOP THAT WATER.
GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO GIVE THIS ONE A TRY.
- Alien X: ALIEN X.
SECONDED.
WATER-STOPPING MOTION CARRIED.
- [ COUGHS ]
- OH, YES!
- WOW.
- NO LIE -- HAS HE EVER TURNED INTO THAT GUY BEFORE?
- NOPE. BUT WITH ALL THAT POWER,
HE'S GOT TO BE THE GO-TO HERO FROM NOW ON.
- UGH!
- NO!
- TENNYSON, STOP HIM! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
- BEN?
- [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
HELLO? ANYBODY HOME IN THERE?
- BEN, COME ON.
SEVENSEVEN'S GETTING AWAY WITH THE PRINCESS.
BEN, ARE YOU OKAY?
BEN?
- THIS IS AWESOME!
QUICK -- HOW DO I MAKE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN?
- YOU ARE ONE OF THREE.
- WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
- YEAH, WHATEVER.
OKAY, TEAM ALIEN X, LET'S MOVE!
- WE ARE ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE.
- BECAUSE WE ARE THE MOST DELIBERATIVE.
- HUH? Y-YOU MEAN THE EARTH IS SAFE?
- NO. HOW'D YOU GET THAT?
- I AM SERENA, THE VOICE OF LOVE AND COMPASSION.
- AND I'M BELICUS, THE VOICE OF RAGE AND AGGRESSION.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON!
- BELICUS AND I HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN ETERNAL ARGUMENT.
- YEAH, THAT'S GREAT,
BUT THE EARTH'S GOING TO BE DESTROYED ANY MINUTE.
- I FEEL SORROW.
BILLIONS OF LIVES WILL BE LOST.
- AH, THEY PROBABLY GOT IT COMING.
GET IT, GENIUS? WE DELIBERATE.
NOW YOU TRY IT.
- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDS.
- SECONDED.
- MOTION CARRIED.
- [ GRUNTING ]
JUST BEND OR SOMETHING.
[ GRUNTING ]
- YOU CAN'T JUST STUFF HIM IN THE TRUNK.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. HE DOESN'T FIT.
- I'M SERIOUS.
HE HASN'T MOVED SINCE HE FIXED THE DAM.
MAYBE HE'S HURT OR...
- NAH. HE'S WARM.
MAYBE HE'S RESTING.
- THE ROYAL SWATCH!
- KEEP TRYING TO WAKE HIM UP.
I CAN STILL TRACK THE PRINCESS.
- RAFF, YOUR CAREER PROSPECTS ARE DIMMING!
- I ALMOST DROWNED!
I MEAN, LORD EMPEROR MILLEOUS,
LIGHT OF THE INCURSIAN EMPIRE --
- GET ME EARTH ON THE RADIO.
[ RADIO TUNING ]
PEOPLE OF EARTH, YOUR TIME IS UP.
BRING ME THE ROYAL DETONATOR.
- DON'T DO IT!
- [ LAUGHS ]
- NO!
- OF COURSE NOT.
MY DAUGHTER'S STILL THERE.
BUT THE CONQUEST RAY DID FIRE.
PUT THE LITTLE PRETTY ONE UP ON THE SCREEN NOW.
- THAT IS PLUTO.
- PRETTY?
UH, IT'S A BARREN, FROZEN WASTELAND.
- WAS A BARREN, FROZEN WASTELAND.
- [ GASPS ]
- HE DESTROYED PLANET PLUTO!
- PLUTO WASN'T A PLANET.
IT WAS A DWARF PLANET.
- I THINK IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PLANET.
BEN? - I DON'T CARE!
THAT GUY'S GOING TO BLOW UP THE EARTH!
- YOUR SO-CALLED FRIENDS CAN TAKE CARE OF EARTH.
LET THEM PULL THEIR OWN WEIGHT FOR ONCE.
- NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING CONTRARY.
- SAYS YOU.
- LET'S MAKE A DECISION HERE.
- WE'RE NOT FINISHED DELIBERATING.
- NO, I NEED TO HELP NOW!
[ BEEP ]
[ FIZZLE ]
COME ON!
- ALIEN X DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL IT'S PUT TO A VOTE.
WE'VE ALREADY CUT YOU SLACK 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEW.
BUT THAT'S THE PROCEDURE.
- OKAY.
I MOVE THAT YOU LET ME USE THE OMNITRIX.
- IS THERE A SECOND?
MOTION DEFEATED.
- Both: GOOD VOTE.
- YOU SEE, UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP,
ALIEN X WAS ALWAYS IN A DEADLOCK,
BUT NOW WE'VE FINALLY FOUND A TIEBREAKER.
HOW COULD WE EVER LET YOU GO?
- GOT THAT, GENIUS?
YOU'RE NEVER CHANGING BACK.
- HE BLEW IT UP.
- LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE --
THIS SHOULD SMOOTH OUT NEPTUNE'S ORBIT.
- YES, AND EARTH WILL BE IN EVEN SMALLER PIECES
IF PRINCESS ATTEA ISN'T RETURNED TO ME!
- THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
- GWEN...
EVIL DICTATOR.
- EARTH CAN'T EVEN COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.
- Incoming message from Earth, Your Violent Highness.
- WHAT DO I KNOW?
- [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
- WELL, I'M GLAD THE PRINCESS IS ALL RIGHT, BUT WHOA!
THAT IS ONE BIG RANSOM HE'S AFTER.
- WELL, ATTEA IS ROYALTY.
HAVE THE FUNDS TRANSMITTED.
- [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
[ LAUGHS ]
- FINE.
AS SOON AS THE PRINCESS COMES HOME, WE'RE DONE.
- YOU THINK SO, HUH?
- WHEN SEVENSEVEN DELIVERS ATTEA, DESTROY HIM,
DESTROY YOUR PRISONERS, DESTROY THEIR HOME WORLD,
AND ALL IS FORGIVEN.
- SEIZE THE PRISONERS!
- MOVE!
HEADS UP!
- UNH!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
- BELICUS, BEN'S UPSET.
LET'S AT LEAST GO BACK IN SESSION.
- OHHH. "BEN, BEN, BEN."
WHY DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE?
- OH, YOU KNOW I DO.
- I PROPOSE WE COME TO A VOTE ON SAVING THE WORLD.
- THAT'S NEW BUSINESS, KID.
WE STILL GOT OLD BUSINESS FROM BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP.
- WELL, HURRY!
- OF COURSE.
I WOULD LIKE TO VOTE ON TABLED MOTION NUMBER 80,000,003 --
TO SAVE THE DINOSAURS FROM EXTINCTION.
- HE'S AGAINST IT.
- JUST LISTEN. I'M SURE I CAN WIN YOU OVER.
- I SAY WE SWITCH TO NEW BUSINESS
'TIL THE EARTH ISN'T IN CRISIS.
- SECONDED!
- MOTION CARRIED.
- I PROPOSE WE TELEPORT THE INCURSIANS
A BILLION LIGHT-YEARS AWAY.
YES OR NO?
- Both: NO.
- DISABLE THE CONQUEST RAY?
- Both: NO.
- WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
- WELL, WE HAVEN'T HEARD ARGUMENTS YET.
- DID YOU EVER DECIDE ANYTHING BEFORE?!
- Both: WELL...
- OH, MAN.
- CHECK THE TRANSPORT DOCK.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
- CAN'T THE EMPEROR JUST TAKE HIS DAUGHTER
AND LEAVE EARTH OUT OF IT?
- THE INCURSIAN CODE --
GENERALLY, IF THEY DON'T ENSLAVE YOU,
THEY WIPE YOU OUT.
- LOOK OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
- BEN!
- STAY BACK! I GOT IT!
[ GRUNTS ]
UNH!
PHEW!
BURNIN' RUBBER.
[ GUN COCKS ]
- [ SNIFFS ]
[ GAGS ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ SMACK ]
- Both: UNH!
- [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I SAID "STAY BACK"!
- YEAH. I HEARD YOU.
- HALT!
[ HURRIED FOOTSTEPS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS THUDDING ]
[ GUNS COCK ]
[ HANDCUFFS UNLOCK ]
- DAUGHTER!
YOU'RE SAFE!
- [ SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE ]
- GUARDS, SEIZE MY FATHER!
- ORDERS ARE ORDERS.
- BUT WHY?
- SENTIMENTAL OLD FOOL.
AFTER YOU PAID MY RANSOM, I OFFERED SEVENSEVEN
TWICE AS MUCH TO OVERTHROW YOU.
- ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.
- SO MUCH FOR THE GREAT DICTATOR.
AND SINCE EARTH ISN'T IN HARM'S WAY ANYMORE, WE'RE DONE.
I'LL GET BEN.
- WE'RE NOT DONE.
- [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
IT'S CUSTOMARY FOR A NEW EMPEROR
TO CELEBRATE WITH A SHOW OF FORCE.
THE END OF YOUR LIVELY PLANET
WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL FIREWORKS FOR MY CORONATION.
- NICE ARMOR.
AGH!
- [ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
- THIS THING WAS FORMIDABLE ONCE.
DOWN IN THE DUNGEON.
AS FOR THESE TWO, THEY TRIED TO RESCUE ME,
SO I SPARE THEM.
ONCE I DESTROY YOUR HOME WORLD,
YOU'LL BE THE RAREST SPECIMENS IN MY ZOO.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOVE AND COMPASSION.
HOW CAN YOU LET A WHOLE WORLD DIE?
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGER AND AGGRESSION.
HOW CAN YOU LET BAD STUFF GO UNPUNISHED?
HOW CAN YOU BOTH BE SO USELESS?!
- USELESS?!
- WE'RE THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE.
WE CHANGE THE VERY NATURE OF SPACE AND TIME.
- YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING!
BILLIONS OF LIVES AT STAKE,
AND YOU'RE ALL "OH, THE PROCEDURE."
- [ SOBBING ]
- NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
ALL RIGHT! I MOVE WE SAVE THE EARTH!
HAPPY?
- NO!
JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE.
I GOT NINE OTHER GUYS WHO CAN DO IT BETTER.
- [ GASPS ] THAT'S HURTFUL!
- AIM FOR THE MOLTEN CORE.
I DON'T WANT ANY BIG CHUNKS SURVIVING.
- HAIL LORD EMPEROR ATTEA, LIGHT OF THE INCURSIAN EMPIRE,
DESTROYER OF GALAXIES, KEEPER OF THE CONQUEST RAY.
ALL LIVING CREATURES --
- SKIP IT.
LET'S SEE SOME CONQUEST!
[ CRACKLING ]
- SWAMPFIRE!
BLOWING UP THE WORLD'S FOR BIG KIDS ONLY.
- [ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
- [ CROAKS ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
- NOW, THAT'S JUST RUDE.
I DON'T SMELL THAT BAD, DO I?
[ ALIENS COUGHING ]
[ ALIENS GROAN ]
- [ GRUNTS ] FINE! GIVE IT HERE!
- [ Nasally ] OH, YEAH? WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME?
- ATTEA.
FUN'S OVER.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, ATTEA.
ONE DAY, YOU MAY VERY WELL DETHRONE ME.
PUT HER IN STASIS JAIL, WITH HER MOTHER.
- HAIL LORD EMPEROR MILL--
- SILENCE, RAFF!
AND AS FOR YOU...
- HA!
- NO. WE'RE DONE.
- REALLY?
- AS REWARD FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS MATTER,
THE EARTH IS SPARED.
YOU MAY GO.
- BEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BACK THERE?
- WELL, NO WAY AM I EVER BECOMING ALIEN X AGAIN.
- WHY NOT?
WHEN IT WAS WORKING, YOU KICKED MASSIVE BUTT.
- YEAH.
MY MOST POWERFUL TRANSFORMATION EVER.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
BUT IT ISN'T WORTH THE PRICE.
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