1 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,156 Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. 2 00:01:35,191 --> 00:01:36,556 Return with us at once. 3 00:01:36,592 --> 00:01:37,854 No! 4 00:01:39,529 --> 00:01:41,997 Give up your weapon. 5 00:01:53,309 --> 00:01:55,477 Do not harm him. Take him prisoner. 6 00:01:55,521 --> 00:01:58,649 No! You will have to kill me first. 7 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,058 Take him to the castle. 8 00:02:06,095 --> 00:02:08,086 Mitsu! 9 00:03:07,804 --> 00:03:09,328 Beat it. 10 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,371 All right. 11 00:03:58,619 --> 00:03:59,745 Rock 'n' roll! 12 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:14,328 Turtle tantrum. 13 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:20,034 Hold it. Oh, Raph, come on. 14 00:04:20,073 --> 00:04:21,502 What's going on, Raph? 15 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:22,517 Nothing. 16 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:25,345 Have patience, my son. 17 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,798 What are we doing this for? 18 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:30,702 Day after day, practicing, killing ourselves, for what? 19 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:31,705 Oh, Raphael. 20 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:33,937 Nobody appreciates us. Nobody sees us. 21 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,360 Nobody even knows we're alive down here! 22 00:04:36,396 --> 00:04:39,832 Hey, guys. How's it going? 23 00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:43,063 Hi. Fine. Good hair day? 24 00:04:43,103 --> 00:04:44,468 Brought you some stuff. 25 00:04:44,504 --> 00:04:45,471 I love stuff. 26 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:47,097 Goodies! 27 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:48,129 Later. 28 00:04:49,175 --> 00:04:50,504 Let's see what's in the bags. 29 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:53,296 OK, here are the keys to my apartment... 30 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,131 somewhere... stop peeking! 31 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,231 No peeking. 32 00:04:56,271 --> 00:04:57,338 I'm not peeking. 33 00:04:57,372 --> 00:04:59,737 - I'm spelunking for pork rinds. - Don't lose them. 34 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:02,019 God, I need this vacation. 35 00:05:02,063 --> 00:05:03,724 Take us with you, April. 36 00:05:03,765 --> 00:05:05,426 Come on, take us with you. 37 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:08,163 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys. 38 00:05:08,203 --> 00:05:10,103 My suitcases are very full. 39 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:11,696 Oh, too bad. 40 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,732 Hey, I didn't forget about you guys. 41 00:05:14,776 --> 00:05:17,506 I bought a lot of fun stuff at the flea market for you. 42 00:05:17,545 --> 00:05:19,308 All right! 43 00:05:19,347 --> 00:05:20,814 OK, where's Raph? 44 00:05:20,849 --> 00:05:22,244 He's in another funk. 45 00:05:22,297 --> 00:05:23,964 - Again? - A major funk. 46 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:25,742 Maybe this'll cheer him up. 47 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:26,906 Hey, smooth. 48 00:05:26,948 --> 00:05:28,142 Pretty cool, huh? 49 00:05:28,183 --> 00:05:30,549 Nifty lid! 50 00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:32,382 All right, this is for Mikey. 51 00:05:33,955 --> 00:05:35,350 All righty. 52 00:05:35,407 --> 00:05:36,669 Hey, it's a lampshade. 53 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:40,702 Let's see. What else do we have here? 54 00:05:40,746 --> 00:05:43,374 And for Leonardo, there you go. 55 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:46,249 - And Donatello... - Japanese swords! 56 00:05:46,335 --> 00:05:47,996 This'll keep you busy while I'm gone. 57 00:05:48,036 --> 00:05:49,025 Thanks. 58 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:52,199 All right, and for Splinter... 59 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:53,833 where is he anyway? 60 00:05:53,876 --> 00:05:55,901 He's doing rat stuff. 61 00:05:55,944 --> 00:05:57,343 Found this... 62 00:05:57,379 --> 00:06:00,542 actually, I don't really know what it is. 63 00:06:00,582 --> 00:06:03,551 Some kind of a weird antique or something. 64 00:06:04,252 --> 00:06:06,083 I think it's Japanese. 65 00:06:06,121 --> 00:06:08,419 Elvis Presley in "Blue Hawaii." 66 00:06:08,456 --> 00:06:10,481 You're so cute. 67 00:06:10,525 --> 00:06:14,256 A super androdyne radio with triode tubes! 68 00:06:14,296 --> 00:06:15,263 Boss! 69 00:06:15,297 --> 00:06:17,697 Hey, what's that, April? 70 00:06:17,732 --> 00:06:22,795 Some kind of weird Japanese antique... 71 00:06:22,837 --> 00:06:24,896 egg timer. 72 00:07:15,819 --> 00:07:20,215 Kenshin, I forbid you to leave the castle. 73 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:22,184 You have disgraced me. 74 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:24,849 It is you who have disgraced me, Father... 75 00:07:25,329 --> 00:07:28,127 with your unjust war. 76 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:42,656 Walker. 77 00:07:47,716 --> 00:07:50,579 Walker, you're alive. 78 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:53,728 Yes, I'd say that was a fair assumption. 79 00:07:53,762 --> 00:07:56,993 Survived a shipwreck, built some new ones, and, well... 80 00:07:57,032 --> 00:07:59,601 here I am, hungry again. 81 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,698 Niles! 82 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:02,868 Move along, lads. 83 00:08:05,212 --> 00:08:07,681 Your sentries, I believe. 84 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:08,937 Must be a great comfort to know... 85 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:11,984 how well-protected you are, Lord Norinaga. 86 00:08:13,343 --> 00:08:16,506 Kenshin, inside! 87 00:08:16,546 --> 00:08:17,843 Now! 88 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:37,172 Children are such a pest, aren't they? 89 00:08:37,261 --> 00:08:39,821 Especially when they side with the enemy. 90 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:42,230 Oh, dear. Damn nuisance. 91 00:08:42,266 --> 00:08:43,893 I just keep birds now. 92 00:08:43,935 --> 00:08:45,334 Little finches. 93 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:47,637 Shut up, Niles. 94 00:08:47,729 --> 00:08:49,594 Right. I have three ships sitting in your harbor... 95 00:08:49,631 --> 00:08:51,428 Loaded down with powder and muskets... 96 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:54,629 absolutely guaranteed to win your ambitious war. 97 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:42,841 Kappa. 98 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:56,627 "Open wide the gates of time." 99 00:10:08,822 --> 00:10:11,484 Uh... guys? 100 00:10:11,525 --> 00:10:13,493 Guys! 101 00:10:16,797 --> 00:10:19,166 What's going on? 102 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,844 Wait a second here. 103 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,825 Lay low! 104 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,986 Cover your face! 105 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,724 Feels like tornado weather! 106 00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:36,173 No way! 107 00:10:39,816 --> 00:10:41,306 She's a man! 108 00:11:06,064 --> 00:11:07,258 Kappa! 109 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:17,405 You have that effect on people, don't you, master? 110 00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:19,672 Out cold. 111 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,255 Wakey, wakey. Wake up. 112 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:55,194 Hey, guys, these clothes look familiar to you? 113 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:56,753 Wake up. Wake up... 114 00:11:56,798 --> 00:12:00,328 weird-looking James Dean dude. 115 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,850 I think he's coming around. 116 00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:04,410 Kappa! 117 00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:06,444 Cappa? Cappuccino? 118 00:12:06,488 --> 00:12:07,921 Nah, it makes me hyper. 119 00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:09,082 What's a kappa? 120 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:11,721 Ancient Japanese demon. 121 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,696 Some were good, and some were very bad. 122 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,901 Demons. 123 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,306 Hey, he speaks English! 124 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,935 Where's he from anyways? 125 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:29,540 Well, judging from sword, I'd say feudal Japan. 126 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,518 That explains why he speaks our language. 127 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,210 See, England started trading with Japan... 128 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:35,742 All right, already. 129 00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:38,255 How'd you get in April's pants? 130 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,349 I want to know what happened to April. 131 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:45,028 It seems the scepter has magic powers... 132 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:49,053 and somehow transported them both through time. 133 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:50,523 Hold on, dudes. 134 00:12:50,558 --> 00:12:53,653 If April's back in feudal Japan, does that mean we, like... 135 00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:56,584 have to ride that scepter back through time to get her? 136 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,817 You have no choice, my son. 137 00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:03,257 Awesome! But do you think they had pizza back then? 138 00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,955 Get out of town. 139 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,066 What's going on, Captain? 140 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,695 Ignorant, superstitious fools. 141 00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:22,637 We was just wondering! 142 00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:24,864 Them, you moronic toad! 143 00:13:24,997 --> 00:13:27,124 They seem to think the woman's some kind of witch. 144 00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:29,099 She's some sort of a witch! 145 00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:30,465 Shut up. 146 00:13:59,319 --> 00:14:00,786 Some sort of a witch! 147 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:02,448 Would you keep quiet! 148 00:14:09,596 --> 00:14:11,291 Sorry? 149 00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:15,162 Look, I took Spanish in high school. 150 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,312 Hey, easy. 151 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,206 Next time, ask me to turn it off. 152 00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,415 Where is my son, witch? 153 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:01,811 Hey, I really don't have a clue, OK... 154 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:04,941 so why don't you just drop this macho stuff? 155 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:09,817 Lord Norinaga, allow me. 156 00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:25,326 The Daimyo and his court believe that you're a witch... 157 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:27,682 who has somehow managed to spirit away his son. 158 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,584 Is this true? 159 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,854 Yeah, it's true. 160 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,327 I am a witch. 161 00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:39,624 See that? 162 00:15:39,743 --> 00:15:43,109 I shrunk four incredibly cool guys... 163 00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:45,113 and I locked them in there. 164 00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:46,250 Really? 165 00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:55,225 Then go ahead, witch, shrink me. 166 00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:01,238 Don't push me, Ruffles... 167 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:05,972 or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of puke. 168 00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:14,418 She has no power. 169 00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:16,278 Let me question her about your son. 170 00:16:16,317 --> 00:16:17,841 Then you can roast her, toast her... 171 00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:19,853 chop her into tiny little pieces... 172 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,514 and feed her to the birds. 173 00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:25,514 No. I want her to suffer. 174 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:34,620 Let's see here. 175 00:16:34,654 --> 00:16:38,954 If I subtract the cosine from the inverted integer... 176 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:43,258 then I can take the flangeler and put that here. 177 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,093 That's it! 178 00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,258 Of course! 179 00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,943 It's equal mass displacement! 180 00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:55,006 See, guys, for every one of us that goes back... 181 00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:57,950 someone from the past will come here. 182 00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,779 But the problem is... 183 00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:02,777 that switch will only work under one condition. 184 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,336 You know what that is? 185 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,110 Tuesdays? 186 00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:08,014 Groundhog's Day? 187 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:10,383 Great. 188 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,548 It will only work if the magic travelers... 189 00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:15,922 each have the same weight. 190 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:23,226 Bingo. Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh? 191 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,628 Step back, dudes. 192 00:17:24,636 --> 00:17:27,662 I just brought us some heavy artillery. 193 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:31,867 Donny! 194 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,502 Long time! 195 00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:34,840 Leo, how's it going? 196 00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:37,112 Hey, Casey, welcome back. 197 00:17:37,177 --> 00:17:39,042 Hey, Raph, how'd your brain implant go, good? 198 00:17:39,078 --> 00:17:42,343 What? Funny. 199 00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:46,409 Anyway, enough of this camaraderie. 200 00:17:46,452 --> 00:17:49,319 When do we get together and bust some skulls? 201 00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,686 Hold it there, Casey. 202 00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:53,197 You're not gonna do any head-breaking this time. 203 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,334 Sorry, guy. 204 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:55,502 What was that? 205 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:56,834 You want to run that by me again? 206 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:58,122 How come? 207 00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,326 'Cause we need somebody to stay here with Splinter... 208 00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:02,934 in case the time bandit here decides to flip out. 209 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,595 If it ain't too much of an inconvenience. 210 00:18:08,873 --> 00:18:10,263 It'll be a serious honor. 211 00:18:10,308 --> 00:18:12,709 It is time to go, my sons. 212 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,722 Donatello, we shall wait by the scepter... 213 00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:20,663 every twelve hours as you have instructed. 214 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,001 Correct, Master Splinter, but the space-time continuum... 215 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,050 will be out of phase after sixty hours. 216 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,695 Wait a second. Time-out. 217 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,105 What does all that mean in American? 218 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:32,234 If we don't come back in 2 1/2 days... 219 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,403 we're turtle soup. 220 00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:37,240 Bummer. 221 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,278 Why don't you get a real job, cue ball? 222 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,622 Hey, hey. You know what? This is a Rolex. 223 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,278 It's a gold Rolex. You want it? 224 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,015 Let me out of here! 225 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,429 If you stay with Walker, you die. 226 00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:14,913 You come with me, you live. 227 00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:16,610 Lock him up, lads. 228 00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:25,621 You! Up, fool, up. 229 00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:33,691 Well, well, well. What have we got here? 230 00:19:33,728 --> 00:19:38,324 Give us a kiss, duckling, while you still got your lips. 231 00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:45,435 You're not the first one to do that to me. 232 00:19:46,082 --> 00:19:48,346 There you are, Mr. Whit. 233 00:19:48,384 --> 00:19:51,376 You can lead your stinking mutiny in here! 234 00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,752 Good night, me little tweety birds. 235 00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:58,154 Come on, lads. 236 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:02,968 Goodbye, Whit! 237 00:20:11,018 --> 00:20:12,349 Casey? 238 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,565 Yeah, you look familiar, too. 239 00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:33,878 The scepter will be in the temple... 240 00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:37,345 which means you will be replaced by four priests. 241 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,705 Nothing to it. 242 00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:41,302 Now we must please try to hurry. 243 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,410 Mitsu is in great danger. 244 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,439 Mits-who? 245 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:47,551 Yes, Mitsu. She is the woman who leads... 246 00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:48,949 the rebellion against my father. 247 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:53,189 She is the most courageous and beautiful woman... 248 00:20:53,223 --> 00:20:57,216 Yeah, we get the picture. Can we go now? 249 00:20:57,217 --> 00:20:58,411 Enough Mitsu already. 250 00:20:58,451 --> 00:21:00,419 T-minus two minutes and counting. 251 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:01,784 Let's go, Mikey. 252 00:21:02,822 --> 00:21:03,811 What? 253 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,775 Why are you wearing shorts? 254 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,677 Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes. 255 00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:14,473 Yeah, so? 256 00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:17,464 So this is for whoever comes through in my place... 257 00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:19,762 so they won't arrive bare-butt naked. 258 00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:22,832 I got three more pairs. 259 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,497 No! 260 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:28,998 We have no time for this scientific debate. 261 00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:31,807 Yes, master. Come on, guys, let's go. 262 00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,279 It's time. 263 00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:37,014 Kids. 264 00:21:37,852 --> 00:21:40,480 The inscription says, "Open wide the gates of time." 265 00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:42,455 All right already. Let's go! 266 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:46,756 Go with care, my sons, and return with swiftness. 267 00:21:46,794 --> 00:21:49,285 We will not fail you, Master Splinter. 268 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,696 OK, guys. Hold on now. 269 00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:52,699 Here we go. 270 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,792 It's starting to work. Hang on! 271 00:22:05,346 --> 00:22:07,644 Make sure your tray tables... 272 00:22:07,682 --> 00:22:09,775 are in their full upright positions! 273 00:22:09,817 --> 00:22:13,913 Hang on to your shells, dudes! 274 00:22:26,854 --> 00:22:28,583 This is very bad. 275 00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,056 They are not four priests. 276 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,355 They are my father's honor guard. 277 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,021 The scepter was not in the temple. 278 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,331 There must have been a battle. 279 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,185 I knew it. I'm missing all the fun. 280 00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:55,234 Where are the priests? 281 00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:56,705 Where's the temple? 282 00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:59,073 Talk about your quantum leap. 283 00:23:01,846 --> 00:23:04,076 Hey, dudes, check it out! 284 00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:05,412 We're in "Shogun"! 285 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:11,445 Hey, where'd we get these clothes? 286 00:23:11,484 --> 00:23:14,817 These guys are pretty serious. 287 00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,551 How do you steer this thing? 288 00:23:21,585 --> 00:23:22,847 There's no steering wheel on mine. 289 00:23:22,887 --> 00:23:24,980 You're lucky! Mine doesn't even have a head! 290 00:23:25,022 --> 00:23:28,048 Watch out for the people! 291 00:23:36,772 --> 00:23:39,366 Don't these things ever run out of gas? 292 00:23:39,408 --> 00:23:41,376 I think I swallowed a frog. 293 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,968 Hope it wasn't an ancestor. 294 00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:44,609 That was fun. 295 00:23:44,679 --> 00:23:47,045 Well, at least the time travel worked. 296 00:23:47,081 --> 00:23:49,149 We're here five minutes, and already we lost... 297 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,162 one brother, the magic scepter... 298 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,220 Our dignity... 299 00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:54,322 And no April. 300 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,391 Hey, where's Mikey? 301 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,096 Last time I saw him, he was doing this... 302 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:02,770 Jeez, what else could happen? 303 00:24:02,807 --> 00:24:05,005 Whoa, Buttermilk! 304 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:06,992 Good horsey! Good horsey! 305 00:24:08,128 --> 00:24:09,993 Who turned out the lights? 306 00:24:10,029 --> 00:24:14,090 I think I saw this on "Bonanza" once. 307 00:25:08,114 --> 00:25:11,675 OK, boys, who's first in line? 308 00:25:11,717 --> 00:25:13,275 Come on. 309 00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:21,748 Ancient wusses. 310 00:25:23,295 --> 00:25:26,696 Even here, you find me. 311 00:25:29,174 --> 00:25:31,665 Put down your sword, Kenshin. 312 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:35,669 They are not enemies, only lost warriors... 313 00:25:35,714 --> 00:25:36,806 like yourself. 314 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:48,156 So far this disguise has worked... 315 00:25:48,245 --> 00:25:50,345 but we're turtles, not honor guards. 316 00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:51,594 Thanks for pointing that out, Leo. 317 00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:54,213 That would explain the large shell on my back. 318 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:56,246 Well, you don't have to be so sarcastic. 319 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,724 Well, I'm sorry, Leo, but that's my nature. 320 00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:07,589 You see, Walker, we do not need your help. 321 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,133 We're victorious without your guns. 322 00:26:10,197 --> 00:26:13,700 Today my honor guard carried my own secret weapon. 323 00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:16,283 Really? Well, that's very good news. 324 00:26:16,317 --> 00:26:18,649 Where are my honor guards? 325 00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:21,678 Murata, find my honor guards. 326 00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:22,689 Yes! 327 00:26:22,723 --> 00:26:24,247 Now! Right away! 328 00:26:29,697 --> 00:26:30,686 You! 329 00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:34,234 Come here. Now! 330 00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:36,737 I told you these outfits would get us into trouble. 331 00:26:36,822 --> 00:26:37,789 Let's go. Blend in. 332 00:26:37,823 --> 00:26:38,790 Yeah, right. 333 00:26:38,824 --> 00:26:40,655 They're coming. 334 00:26:40,693 --> 00:26:42,092 They're behind the wagon. 335 00:26:42,128 --> 00:26:43,527 Step aside! 336 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,225 Where are they? 337 00:26:51,337 --> 00:26:53,032 Go! Idiot! 338 00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:59,472 It's very impressive, my lord. 339 00:26:59,512 --> 00:27:01,104 This is very bad. 340 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,006 Well, they fell for it. 341 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,304 Shh! Keep it down, Leo. 342 00:27:07,343 --> 00:27:08,867 So they've gone missing. 343 00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:11,141 I mean, war does have a habit of doing that to people. 344 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,609 It's time to look to the future. 345 00:27:12,648 --> 00:27:14,612 You do not understand. My honor guard carried... 346 00:27:14,712 --> 00:27:16,703 a sacred family relic to ensure victory. 347 00:27:16,747 --> 00:27:18,840 Ah, yes, the golden scepter. 348 00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:20,611 Well, one does hear things. 349 00:27:20,651 --> 00:27:25,816 Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig. 350 00:27:25,856 --> 00:27:28,791 You certainly can turn a phrase, my lord. 351 00:27:28,826 --> 00:27:30,924 Listen to me, Daimyo. Guns ensure victory... 352 00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:32,887 not some ancestral good-luck charm. 353 00:27:32,922 --> 00:27:33,911 You are wrong. 354 00:27:33,957 --> 00:27:35,052 If the scepter's lost, my clan is lost... 355 00:27:35,152 --> 00:27:36,176 and you, Walker, will have no one... 356 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:40,519 to trade with but yourself. 357 00:27:40,557 --> 00:27:42,115 Niles! 358 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:47,295 Captain? 359 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:49,855 Bring me the woman. 360 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,834 Come on, guys. Let's find the temple. 361 00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,308 Maybe April's still in there. 362 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,938 Boy, Kenshin's dad must be seriously rich. 363 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,345 I think I saw this place... 364 00:28:01,382 --> 00:28:03,350 on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous." 365 00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:05,716 "Bring me the woman, Niles." 366 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,146 "Lick my boots, Niles." 367 00:28:07,188 --> 00:28:08,746 "Feed my birds, Niles." 368 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:11,418 What's next, roll over and play dead? 369 00:28:11,459 --> 00:28:14,690 What are you looking at, you ugly lump of dung? 370 00:28:14,729 --> 00:28:15,718 What? 371 00:28:19,801 --> 00:28:21,234 Dung, huh? 372 00:28:26,441 --> 00:28:29,899 You dirty... I oughta... 373 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:31,717 Later, Popeye. 374 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,719 I'm going to get that guy! 375 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,618 You hear what he called me, Leo? 376 00:28:35,655 --> 00:28:37,418 Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. 377 00:28:37,457 --> 00:28:40,620 Well, that was an insult, Leo. 378 00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:41,718 Not necessarily, Raph. 379 00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:43,144 Did you know that in some countries... 380 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:45,149 dung is used as a fuel source? 381 00:28:47,719 --> 00:28:49,186 Thanks, Don. 382 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,653 Hi-o, wasabi. 383 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,622 Hello, mustard? 384 00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:55,558 OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. 385 00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:57,855 Suzuki, Kawasaki. 386 00:28:58,056 --> 00:28:59,916 How about sayonara? 387 00:29:00,053 --> 00:29:01,953 - That'll work. - Ciao. 388 00:29:01,989 --> 00:29:03,786 - Adios. - See you later. 389 00:29:09,396 --> 00:29:12,456 It's me again, Fatso-san. 390 00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:14,160 Open up. 391 00:29:14,201 --> 00:29:16,533 Hurry up! 392 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,084 Woman! 393 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:25,758 We want woman. 394 00:29:27,334 --> 00:29:29,029 Move it, you sot! 395 00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:32,038 He's not man enough to do anything. 396 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:35,936 There they are... 397 00:29:35,976 --> 00:29:36,937 the Three Stooges. 398 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,537 Larry, Curly, and Moe. 399 00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:42,231 Get her down, you fat sot! 400 00:29:42,273 --> 00:29:44,241 Beat it. See you later. 401 00:29:44,275 --> 00:29:46,835 Don't ruffle me little duck's feathers. 402 00:29:46,878 --> 00:29:48,573 I want her for myself. 403 00:29:50,882 --> 00:29:52,213 Hurry up! 404 00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,681 It's wet willy time, Moe. 405 00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:01,817 Wet... what-um? 406 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:06,664 What a maroon! 407 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:07,970 Hey, what's up, April? 408 00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:08,977 Oh, hi, April. 409 00:30:09,011 --> 00:30:09,978 Yo, April. 410 00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:12,276 Raph? Leo? 411 00:30:12,314 --> 00:30:15,443 Boy, some vacation! I'd fire my travel agent. 412 00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:16,478 Not me. I think it's cool. 413 00:30:16,512 --> 00:30:17,536 Hey, fat boy. 414 00:30:25,655 --> 00:30:27,482 Yeah, get him in there. 415 00:30:27,516 --> 00:30:30,314 Hey, don't forget to pack a lunch. 416 00:30:30,352 --> 00:30:32,377 As a matter of fact, pack three. 417 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:34,820 Wow, he can actually lift that thing. 418 00:30:34,856 --> 00:30:35,982 That's impressive. 419 00:30:36,024 --> 00:30:36,991 Hey, hello? 420 00:30:37,025 --> 00:30:38,458 Nice clothes, April. 421 00:30:38,493 --> 00:30:40,120 What? Would somebody please tell me... 422 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,106 what the heck is going on around here? 423 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:43,938 Well, relax, April. 424 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,409 It's just your ordinary... 425 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,808 time-travel-equal-mass- displacement kind of thing. 426 00:30:47,962 --> 00:30:48,951 Yeah, what he said. 427 00:30:49,997 --> 00:30:52,830 So let's get out of here... now! 428 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,796 Be nice, brave miss! 429 00:30:56,837 --> 00:30:59,897 Miss, cut me loose. They'll hang me here. 430 00:31:00,936 --> 00:31:04,167 This is my favorite part! 431 00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:05,195 Come on! 432 00:31:08,544 --> 00:31:10,375 Next. 433 00:31:17,611 --> 00:31:20,079 I know I'm going to regret this. 434 00:31:20,114 --> 00:31:21,741 Hey, come and get me. Come on! 435 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:23,215 Watch your head. 436 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,343 Well, come on! Hurry! 437 00:31:38,136 --> 00:31:39,603 Hey, think these guys... 438 00:31:39,637 --> 00:31:42,401 have ever seen a pinball machine before? 439 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,408 Watch. Throw them to me. 440 00:31:44,442 --> 00:31:45,636 Boing! Tilt! 441 00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:50,344 Fight's over. We're closed. 442 00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:53,040 These guys are really pushy. 443 00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:54,508 They don't know when to quit. 444 00:31:54,549 --> 00:31:55,448 What are you doing, April? 445 00:31:55,529 --> 00:31:57,497 Come on! I think I found a way out. 446 00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:01,233 Obviously not the age of chivalry. 447 00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,381 Come on! 448 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,252 Go! We're right behind you! 449 00:32:09,589 --> 00:32:10,920 Not another sewer! 450 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,949 I'll be back. 451 00:32:23,703 --> 00:32:25,864 Garbage! 452 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:33,713 Boy, do I hate spinach. 453 00:32:36,045 --> 00:32:37,034 Raph? 454 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:42,976 Well... 455 00:32:43,019 --> 00:32:46,113 I'm in there. Donny? 456 00:32:56,098 --> 00:33:01,058 Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport. 457 00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:03,535 Gross. 458 00:33:03,576 --> 00:33:04,543 Grosser. 459 00:33:04,577 --> 00:33:06,238 April! 460 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,769 Here. 461 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,683 Help me up. 462 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:13,375 All right. I'm coming. On my way over. 463 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,377 A little mud, no problem. 464 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:16,400 Help me. 465 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,077 Wait, wait. I'm getting... 466 00:33:22,118 --> 00:33:25,849 This was the worst rescue I have ever had. 467 00:33:25,888 --> 00:33:28,413 Help! I'm a turtle, and I can't get up! 468 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,391 Thanks. 469 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:32,779 We'd better get out of here. 470 00:33:32,818 --> 00:33:34,443 Look on the bright side, April. 471 00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:37,359 We could've fallen into a big, greasy, smelly pile of... 472 00:33:37,394 --> 00:33:39,385 Don't even say it, Don! 473 00:33:46,503 --> 00:33:47,868 Hello? 474 00:34:06,382 --> 00:34:07,576 Oh, hello. 475 00:34:07,616 --> 00:34:09,777 Oh, that hurts. 476 00:34:14,290 --> 00:34:16,588 What a head popper! 477 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:19,753 Boy! Earth to me. 478 00:34:24,568 --> 00:34:27,731 God, my neck hurts. My spots hurt. 479 00:34:27,771 --> 00:34:30,399 Even my bandanna hurts. 480 00:34:31,442 --> 00:34:33,171 Hey, little one. 481 00:34:36,981 --> 00:34:38,949 Hey, where am I? 482 00:34:38,983 --> 00:34:41,679 Mikey! 483 00:34:43,118 --> 00:34:46,144 Yo, Michaelangelo! 484 00:34:46,188 --> 00:34:48,986 Hey, Mikey! 485 00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:55,673 Much better. 486 00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:59,346 - A leg-o-rama. - Yeah, I'll say. 487 00:34:59,381 --> 00:35:03,215 Hey! I'm allowed. I'm on vacation. 488 00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:04,842 Right. 489 00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:07,375 - Absolutely. - Absolutely. 490 00:35:07,419 --> 00:35:09,148 - Schwing! - Schwing! 491 00:35:20,933 --> 00:35:23,902 Hey, Leo. Look at this water. 492 00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:25,515 I don't see anything. 493 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,425 Exactly! 494 00:35:27,462 --> 00:35:32,798 No tires, no beer cans, no dead fish... 495 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:35,098 just water... 496 00:35:35,136 --> 00:35:38,663 clean, clear, beautiful water. 497 00:35:41,777 --> 00:35:45,611 Nature! I love it! Makes me want to... 498 00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:48,047 I don't know, migrate or something. 499 00:35:50,152 --> 00:35:53,713 Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do. 500 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:56,986 Hey, I got a beak, don't I? 501 00:35:57,388 --> 00:36:00,653 - OK, turtles, let's move out. - You bet. 502 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,091 Ambush! 503 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,963 Here comes trouble, guys. 504 00:36:24,248 --> 00:36:26,375 One... and a two! 505 00:36:31,046 --> 00:36:33,514 Enjoy your swim, fellas. 506 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,811 Miss me? 507 00:36:51,307 --> 00:36:53,707 You like baseball here? 508 00:36:53,743 --> 00:36:55,870 Strike one! Strike two! 509 00:36:55,912 --> 00:36:57,379 You're out of there. 510 00:36:57,413 --> 00:36:58,846 I love that game. 511 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:01,442 OK. I've had enough. 512 00:37:05,054 --> 00:37:07,284 Come on, Jack! 513 00:37:07,323 --> 00:37:10,019 It's hammer time. 514 00:37:11,317 --> 00:37:12,807 Missed! 515 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,730 Here, hold these. Thank you. 516 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:24,933 Dance? 517 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,757 What? 518 00:37:44,867 --> 00:37:47,893 No, no, no, lady. That ain't nice. 519 00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,173 Hey, who blew the whistle? 520 00:37:58,264 --> 00:38:00,459 Hey, look! 521 00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:05,320 Hey, we're friends. 522 00:38:05,363 --> 00:38:08,332 We're here to find our brother, that's all. 523 00:38:10,034 --> 00:38:13,162 Hey, I don't kiss on the first date, lady. 524 00:38:13,204 --> 00:38:15,195 Raph, give it a rest, will you? 525 00:38:16,574 --> 00:38:18,269 Don't be afraid. 526 00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:24,363 You are just like the other one. 527 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,377 Say what? 528 00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:26,389 The other one? 529 00:38:26,423 --> 00:38:27,447 Mikey? 530 00:38:27,491 --> 00:38:29,482 - What? - Bingo! 531 00:38:31,595 --> 00:38:32,584 Most excellent! 532 00:38:33,609 --> 00:38:35,270 Get down with your turtle self. 533 00:38:58,350 --> 00:39:00,380 They say your friends are devils or demons. 534 00:39:00,526 --> 00:39:03,188 Hey, pal, you got a relative in Brooklyn? 535 00:39:04,338 --> 00:39:06,338 I figure they're mercenaries in disguise... 536 00:39:06,464 --> 00:39:08,558 come to help the rebels. 537 00:39:08,687 --> 00:39:10,120 Invaders from the north. 538 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,155 My village! 539 00:39:21,733 --> 00:39:24,167 Mikey! 540 00:39:32,435 --> 00:39:33,663 Find Kenshin! 541 00:39:33,703 --> 00:39:36,797 Fire over their heads and burn this place to the ground! 542 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,240 There's a reward for the man who brings me the scepter! 543 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:40,937 Go! 544 00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:43,271 Burn it! 545 00:39:49,356 --> 00:39:50,516 Go! 546 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:55,560 Yoshi! 547 00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:00,032 Gunfire? 548 00:40:00,039 --> 00:40:02,166 Better cover the melon. 549 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:04,699 I got to get out of here! 550 00:40:11,998 --> 00:40:14,159 Burn it to the ground! 551 00:40:18,204 --> 00:40:20,570 It's one of them honor guards. 552 00:40:20,607 --> 00:40:23,098 There's a reward for him. 553 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:30,271 Greetings from Her Majesty. 554 00:40:33,919 --> 00:40:36,945 My heroes! 555 00:40:38,924 --> 00:40:40,349 Wait! 556 00:40:40,446 --> 00:40:43,108 I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise. 557 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,411 Oh, swords. 558 00:40:46,452 --> 00:40:48,386 Break the spell! 559 00:40:48,421 --> 00:40:51,049 Give me a kiss! 560 00:40:52,258 --> 00:40:53,225 A monster! 561 00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:54,226 What? 562 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,227 Bright green! 563 00:40:55,261 --> 00:40:57,525 What do you mean, a monster? 564 00:40:57,563 --> 00:40:59,758 Which way did they go? 565 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,903 Excuse me, Niles. 566 00:41:01,938 --> 00:41:03,970 Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody? 567 00:41:04,009 --> 00:41:05,772 But there's a demon up the road, Captain... 568 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:08,075 a wild beast with the body of a man... 569 00:41:08,114 --> 00:41:09,775 and the head of the devil himself. 570 00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:11,710 Listen to me, you cretinous idiot... 571 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,240 it's nothing but a Samurai... 572 00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:14,707 wearing one of his ridiculous masks. 573 00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:16,607 - But... - Shut up! 574 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:18,168 Get on with it! 575 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:25,384 What the... 576 00:41:27,173 --> 00:41:29,801 Clint Eastwood? 577 00:41:47,677 --> 00:41:48,869 Hey, Butch. 578 00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:50,903 Don't you know westerns are dead? 579 00:41:50,947 --> 00:41:53,074 Speaking of dead... 580 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,508 I'll save you, Captain. 581 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:04,112 Hi there. 582 00:42:04,185 --> 00:42:05,516 You see, when I said westerns were dead... 583 00:42:05,553 --> 00:42:07,043 what I meant was, uh... well, they're not dead. 584 00:42:07,088 --> 00:42:08,487 'cause I forgot about Clint. 585 00:42:08,522 --> 00:42:11,252 You look a lot like Clint, yes, you do. 586 00:42:12,827 --> 00:42:13,816 Wet willy. 587 00:42:15,263 --> 00:42:17,197 Sorry, Captain! 588 00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:24,729 Dudes! Most excellent timing! 589 00:42:33,748 --> 00:42:35,113 Split up! 590 00:42:43,913 --> 00:42:46,711 Hold it right there, Zorro dude! 591 00:42:57,013 --> 00:42:58,378 He's getting away! 592 00:43:05,488 --> 00:43:06,455 Wimp! 593 00:43:06,489 --> 00:43:08,286 Captain, don't leave me here! 594 00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,449 Wait for... 595 00:43:13,477 --> 00:43:17,413 Help! Grandfather, help! 596 00:43:17,447 --> 00:43:20,547 - Yoshi! - Help! 597 00:43:20,627 --> 00:43:22,219 - Grandfather, help! - Easy, easy. 598 00:43:22,262 --> 00:43:23,320 Yoshi! 599 00:43:23,363 --> 00:43:24,557 Grandson! 600 00:43:26,399 --> 00:43:27,889 Stay right here. 601 00:43:41,733 --> 00:43:43,360 I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff. 602 00:43:43,401 --> 00:43:44,766 Michaelangelo! 603 00:43:44,802 --> 00:43:47,327 Drink some water. 604 00:43:47,372 --> 00:43:48,930 What's going on? 605 00:43:50,012 --> 00:43:53,038 Well, here I go! 606 00:43:53,082 --> 00:43:54,709 I don't believe it! He went in! 607 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,547 Mikey, no! 608 00:44:06,596 --> 00:44:08,723 We've got to do something! 609 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,862 Kurt Russell, eat your heart out. 610 00:44:20,372 --> 00:44:22,636 I think he's going to be OK. 611 00:44:33,024 --> 00:44:34,491 Are you all right? 612 00:44:34,861 --> 00:44:35,953 You scared me half to death. 613 00:44:35,996 --> 00:44:38,328 Scared me half to death. 614 00:44:43,737 --> 00:44:46,433 I can't believe you did that! You're a hero! 615 00:44:46,473 --> 00:44:48,168 He has no life in him! 616 00:44:49,910 --> 00:44:51,377 What's going on? 617 00:44:51,930 --> 00:44:53,921 Give him to me. 618 00:44:53,966 --> 00:44:56,093 Let me take him, please. 619 00:44:58,003 --> 00:44:59,834 Keep everyone back. 620 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:00,963 Stay back, everyone. 621 00:45:01,006 --> 00:45:02,098 Give the guy some room. 622 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:03,539 - Give me some room. - Give him some room! 623 00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:05,202 Everybody get back. 624 00:45:17,426 --> 00:45:19,986 No, wait. Let him try. 625 00:45:20,029 --> 00:45:22,725 No! He's casting an evil spell. 626 00:45:22,765 --> 00:45:25,256 No, it's not an evil spell. He's helping. 627 00:45:25,796 --> 00:45:29,163 Keep back, everyone. I need more time. 628 00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:32,849 Help him out. 629 00:45:34,028 --> 00:45:36,519 Come on, Leo. You can do it. 630 00:45:50,284 --> 00:45:55,381 One, two, three, four, five. 631 00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:57,652 One, two, three... 632 00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:02,886 That a boy, Leo. 633 00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:05,262 - He did it! - All right! 634 00:46:14,154 --> 00:46:16,418 You're going to be OK, Yoshi. 635 00:46:20,493 --> 00:46:22,620 Here you go. 636 00:46:29,402 --> 00:46:32,735 - Outstanding, dude! - Thanks. 637 00:46:33,321 --> 00:46:36,950 I just hope these village people won't be afraid of us anymore. 638 00:46:50,471 --> 00:46:53,099 Well, it's a start. 639 00:46:56,644 --> 00:47:00,045 Your men showed lack of courage today. 640 00:47:00,081 --> 00:47:03,581 They were frightened by the demons, as were your men. 641 00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:05,651 Is that so? 642 00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:09,291 Walker... 643 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:10,850 Look. 644 00:47:13,029 --> 00:47:14,763 Tell me... 645 00:47:14,943 --> 00:47:17,275 were the demons today not men? 646 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:20,110 Real demons? 647 00:47:20,148 --> 00:47:21,775 I don't know. 648 00:47:21,816 --> 00:47:30,315 Old priests say once before, demons defeated my ancestors. 649 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,611 Now they've come back for me. 650 00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:41,684 I agree to your price. 651 00:47:41,726 --> 00:47:44,559 Guns for silver and silk. 652 00:47:44,954 --> 00:47:46,922 Guns for gold. 653 00:47:46,956 --> 00:47:49,686 Now there are demons. Before there were just men. 654 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:55,422 My cannons can destroy these monsters, my lord. 655 00:47:55,464 --> 00:47:57,591 You can rewrite history. 656 00:48:11,145 --> 00:48:13,739 And I can rewrite you. 657 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:16,978 Clothesline! 658 00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:21,645 Wipeout! 659 00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,273 Hi-yo, Silver! 660 00:48:24,984 --> 00:48:26,144 Oh, horse. 661 00:48:29,289 --> 00:48:30,381 Hey, horsey! 662 00:48:31,146 --> 00:48:34,081 Somebody dial 911. Medic! 663 00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:36,513 You thirsty? 664 00:48:37,852 --> 00:48:39,012 My butt. 665 00:48:40,195 --> 00:48:41,890 You didn't find the scepter, did you? 666 00:48:41,930 --> 00:48:43,864 Nah. It's history. 667 00:48:48,170 --> 00:48:49,728 Adios, amigos. 668 00:48:49,772 --> 00:48:53,003 You know, sometimes I hate that guy. 669 00:48:55,121 --> 00:48:56,010 Let's see... 670 00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:59,443 Wait. Let's just hold it here, OK? 671 00:48:59,479 --> 00:49:01,037 If the scepter wasn't in the woods... 672 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,545 maybe the Daimyo has it. 673 00:49:02,636 --> 00:49:04,797 No. He's been looking for it, too. 674 00:49:04,838 --> 00:49:06,635 So what are we going to do? 675 00:49:06,673 --> 00:49:08,637 How are we going to get home? 676 00:49:08,864 --> 00:49:10,331 Wait! Fellas, listen. 677 00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,466 Are you sure this isn't a dumb thing to do? 678 00:49:12,512 --> 00:49:14,275 No, it's a smart thing to do. 679 00:49:14,314 --> 00:49:16,942 Losing the old scepter was a dumb thing to do. 680 00:49:16,984 --> 00:49:18,474 I didn't lose it, OK? 681 00:49:27,661 --> 00:49:29,390 Excuse me. 682 00:49:32,499 --> 00:49:34,194 What? 683 00:49:34,283 --> 00:49:36,877 I don't mean to spoil your little party here. 684 00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,481 This is your plan? 685 00:49:43,944 --> 00:49:45,673 You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting... 686 00:49:45,712 --> 00:49:47,111 that Donatello is going to make... 687 00:49:47,147 --> 00:49:49,615 an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you? 688 00:49:52,185 --> 00:49:53,152 Totally bogus. 689 00:49:53,186 --> 00:49:54,710 Really stupid. 690 00:49:54,755 --> 00:49:55,845 Well, that's a relief. 691 00:49:55,884 --> 00:49:57,875 No, that guy's going to make it. 692 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,452 He's good with his hands. 693 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,281 What? 694 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:07,594 Come on, April. 695 00:50:07,612 --> 00:50:09,079 Where are you going? 696 00:50:09,918 --> 00:50:11,783 To find an apartment. 697 00:50:12,657 --> 00:50:13,550 I have a feeling... 698 00:50:13,608 --> 00:50:16,236 we're going to be here for a very long time. 699 00:50:16,278 --> 00:50:18,709 - An apartment? - Are there apartments in Japan? 700 00:50:18,746 --> 00:50:19,940 What do I look like, a real estate agent? 701 00:50:19,981 --> 00:50:22,176 What about condos and time-shares? 702 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,811 Take me with you. 703 00:50:38,855 --> 00:50:40,755 Where? New York? 704 00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:43,016 No. You wouldn't fit in. 705 00:50:43,021 --> 00:50:46,889 I mean... well, actually, you would fit in. 706 00:50:46,925 --> 00:50:49,155 But you wouldn't really fit in... 707 00:50:49,194 --> 00:50:50,422 you know what I mean? 708 00:50:50,462 --> 00:50:51,724 You could teach me. 709 00:50:51,763 --> 00:50:53,663 No, I couldn't. 710 00:50:54,465 --> 00:50:59,869 Look, Whit... l'm going back real soon and... 711 00:51:00,971 --> 00:51:03,633 I don't want to have this conversation, OK? 712 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:19,366 Take whatever you guys need, all right? 713 00:51:25,466 --> 00:51:26,224 Hey, Ken. 714 00:51:26,318 --> 00:51:28,343 Maybe you ought to try a little decaf? 715 00:51:28,387 --> 00:51:30,446 Kenshin is unhappy. 716 00:51:30,489 --> 00:51:34,152 He believes they will never get home. 717 00:51:34,193 --> 00:51:36,354 It ain't exactly a quick jaunt... 718 00:51:36,395 --> 00:51:38,124 across the Brooklyn Bridge, is it? 719 00:51:42,701 --> 00:51:43,932 Hey, Ken. 720 00:51:43,955 --> 00:51:45,479 You know, maybe you ought to try... 721 00:51:45,523 --> 00:51:47,184 a little herbal, Ken-man, know what I mean? 722 00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:51,889 We can't wait for your sons! Mitsu needs me now. 723 00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:56,464 The scepter. 724 00:51:56,501 --> 00:51:57,934 Please! 725 00:52:13,909 --> 00:52:15,376 Can you believe it? 726 00:52:15,411 --> 00:52:19,177 We're not even in the playoffs yet. 727 00:52:19,215 --> 00:52:20,443 The space-time continuum... 728 00:52:20,483 --> 00:52:24,544 will be out of phase after sixty hours. 729 00:52:24,687 --> 00:52:26,251 Pick up the pace, Smithy-san. 730 00:52:26,336 --> 00:52:28,736 We gotta have that scepter done by tonight. 731 00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,740 No. 732 00:52:33,644 --> 00:52:34,770 What? 733 00:52:37,014 --> 00:52:38,447 You know, there is one... 734 00:52:38,482 --> 00:52:40,813 O sole mio 735 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:42,654 We're talking franchises here, bud. 736 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:44,853 All you got to do is keep your delivery... 737 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:46,388 to under thirty minutes. 738 00:52:46,477 --> 00:52:48,911 Let's see what we got here. 739 00:52:52,451 --> 00:52:53,418 Pizza. 740 00:52:53,452 --> 00:52:54,885 Got that, dude? 741 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,717 Pizza. 742 00:53:02,427 --> 00:53:05,590 Frisbee. Also cool. 743 00:53:08,486 --> 00:53:10,681 Who frisbeed me in the face? 744 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:11,813 I'm out of here. 745 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,551 Why, I ought to... 746 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:18,692 It was Mike with the thing and the lady. 747 00:53:33,327 --> 00:53:34,794 Hey, chill. 748 00:53:34,829 --> 00:53:36,997 What is this, the Geraldo Show? 749 00:53:37,056 --> 00:53:39,684 You got to learn to control that temper, guy. 750 00:53:39,726 --> 00:53:41,990 Did I say that? 751 00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:44,463 We're practicing fighting the Daimyo. 752 00:53:44,546 --> 00:53:45,808 Fight the Daimyo? 753 00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:47,178 Hold on here. 754 00:53:47,215 --> 00:53:48,682 Fighting's for grown-ups... 755 00:53:48,716 --> 00:53:51,583 and that's only if you got no other choice. 756 00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:54,782 You guys are kids. You should be out... 757 00:53:54,822 --> 00:53:58,383 you should be out having fun, flying those things. 758 00:53:58,426 --> 00:54:00,422 Come on. We can do it together. 759 00:54:00,498 --> 00:54:01,988 You could teach me. 760 00:54:02,033 --> 00:54:03,466 Fun is for children. 761 00:54:03,501 --> 00:54:05,963 And what, you're a senior citizen? 762 00:54:06,033 --> 00:54:07,398 Come on! 763 00:54:07,434 --> 00:54:08,696 It'll be easy. 764 00:54:08,736 --> 00:54:10,670 What did you say your name was? 765 00:54:10,704 --> 00:54:11,693 Yoshi. 766 00:54:15,209 --> 00:54:18,178 You and your buddies grab those kites... 767 00:54:18,212 --> 00:54:20,737 and I'll join you later. 768 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:26,280 Kids. 769 00:54:31,691 --> 00:54:33,420 Yoshi! Wait up! 770 00:54:38,198 --> 00:54:40,098 Hey! I think I'm getting this. 771 00:54:40,133 --> 00:54:41,498 Yoshi, what do you think? 772 00:54:41,534 --> 00:54:42,558 Look at that. 773 00:55:13,032 --> 00:55:15,195 Lord Norinaga accepts your price. 774 00:55:15,232 --> 00:55:16,756 Guns for gold. 775 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,701 Tell the Daimyo to prepare the papers. 776 00:55:43,811 --> 00:55:45,335 Sorry. 777 00:55:45,379 --> 00:55:48,780 I guess you want to be alone, huh? 778 00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:52,616 I was asking the gods to protect someone. 779 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:54,348 Kenshin? 780 00:55:56,290 --> 00:55:59,657 He's, like, your beau, huh? 781 00:55:59,693 --> 00:56:01,422 You know him? 782 00:56:01,462 --> 00:56:02,427 Sort of. 783 00:56:02,513 --> 00:56:07,246 He kinda went on a cosmic cruise and dropped in on us. 784 00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:09,252 But don't worry. He'll be back... 785 00:56:09,286 --> 00:56:11,982 as soon as we leave. I promise. 786 00:56:12,022 --> 00:56:14,183 How do you know this? 787 00:56:14,224 --> 00:56:16,021 Well... 788 00:56:16,948 --> 00:56:19,143 it's a kappa kind of thing. 789 00:56:23,535 --> 00:56:27,403 So... what's your sign? 790 00:56:47,478 --> 00:56:48,809 Man! 791 00:56:50,614 --> 00:56:52,673 - Hockey. - Hockey. 792 00:56:52,716 --> 00:56:55,708 I guess it's time for a little cultural exchange... 793 00:56:55,753 --> 00:56:57,846 if you know what I mean. 794 00:56:59,723 --> 00:57:01,350 OK, guys. 795 00:57:01,392 --> 00:57:03,826 Let's play a little hockey. 796 00:57:03,861 --> 00:57:04,850 Hockey? 797 00:57:09,828 --> 00:57:11,455 Take your best shot. 798 00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:14,587 Come on. 799 00:57:14,623 --> 00:57:16,687 Just like you saw on TV. 800 00:57:16,792 --> 00:57:17,781 Remember? 801 00:57:21,763 --> 00:57:22,752 Hey. Good. 802 00:57:23,932 --> 00:57:25,229 All right. 803 00:57:47,309 --> 00:57:50,244 OK. I can work with that. 804 00:58:29,455 --> 00:58:31,252 Good. 805 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:35,192 Tomorrow, Walker, we will use your guns. 806 00:58:35,227 --> 00:58:37,991 My pleasure. 807 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,520 Walker. 808 00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:45,251 My dungeon's very crowded. 809 00:58:45,891 --> 00:58:47,381 Well, then it would only be humane... 810 00:58:47,426 --> 00:58:50,190 not to take any more prisoners then, wouldn't it? 811 00:58:50,229 --> 00:58:53,323 You'll just have to kill everybody. 812 00:58:56,378 --> 00:59:01,745 - What do you hear, sensei? - Danger. 813 00:59:02,361 --> 00:59:04,852 Mitsu. 814 00:59:08,021 --> 00:59:09,021 What is it? 815 00:59:09,065 --> 00:59:11,727 Mitsu, I bring bad news from the castle. 816 00:59:12,369 --> 00:59:13,996 It's two hours to midnight. 817 00:59:14,037 --> 00:59:16,562 I sure hope this works. 818 00:59:16,606 --> 00:59:18,073 Yes. 819 00:59:18,108 --> 00:59:19,266 Why, this is perfect. 820 00:59:19,321 --> 00:59:20,846 What if this doesn't work, dudes? 821 00:59:20,898 --> 00:59:23,196 What if we make like a cosmic U-turn... 822 00:59:23,234 --> 00:59:25,634 and end up back in Godzilla land? 823 00:59:25,669 --> 00:59:28,638 We don't have a choice, unless you want to stay here. 824 00:59:28,672 --> 00:59:30,162 Well, maybe we should. 825 00:59:30,207 --> 00:59:31,297 Hold it. 826 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,220 Yeah, right. Now, forget about Mitsu... 827 00:59:33,255 --> 00:59:34,279 and give me the scepter before you... 828 00:59:34,323 --> 00:59:35,847 Hey! Raph! 829 00:59:35,891 --> 00:59:37,381 Give me back the scepter... 830 00:59:37,426 --> 00:59:39,121 Give it over here! 831 00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:44,090 - Nice going. - Butterfingers. 832 00:59:45,835 --> 00:59:47,393 What next? 833 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,219 The Daimyo is coming in the morning... 834 00:59:55,102 --> 00:59:57,569 with Walker and guns. 835 00:59:57,644 --> 00:59:58,668 Great. 836 00:59:59,913 --> 01:00:02,211 Oh, God, man. 837 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,172 Hey, Yoshi. You awake, buddy? 838 01:00:18,837 --> 01:00:20,930 What's the matter, little man? 839 01:00:20,973 --> 01:00:22,565 What's up with those tears? 840 01:00:22,608 --> 01:00:24,132 What's going on here? 841 01:00:24,176 --> 01:00:25,734 Nothing. 842 01:00:25,778 --> 01:00:28,542 Nothing, huh? Well, too bad. 843 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:29,979 'Cause if something was bothering you... 844 01:00:30,015 --> 01:00:33,007 I got a little present here to cheer you up. 845 01:00:33,051 --> 01:00:35,144 It's called a yo-yo. 846 01:00:35,187 --> 01:00:37,049 It's yours. I made it for you. 847 01:00:37,135 --> 01:00:38,500 I was going to give it to you tomorrow... 848 01:00:38,536 --> 01:00:41,130 but, you know, things might get a little nuts. 849 01:00:41,172 --> 01:00:42,332 I might forget. 850 01:00:42,373 --> 01:00:45,706 You fight Daimyo in the morning? 851 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,577 OK, so tomorrow afternoon... 852 01:00:49,614 --> 01:00:51,639 I'll teach you some tricks on your yo-yo. 853 01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:52,876 OK, buddy? 854 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:55,442 Tomorrow you might die. 855 01:00:57,355 --> 01:00:59,918 Yeah. OK, Yoshi, you listen to me. 856 01:01:00,011 --> 01:01:02,172 Tomorrow morning, you and your buddies... 857 01:01:02,213 --> 01:01:05,478 go up into the mountains and you play, you hear me? 858 01:01:05,517 --> 01:01:08,042 No matter what happens. 859 01:01:11,322 --> 01:01:14,519 I cannot let you die, Raphael-san. 860 01:01:15,727 --> 01:01:19,993 Don't worry, kid. Nobody's going to die. 861 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,565 Hey, Yoshi, come on. Where you going? 862 01:01:22,602 --> 01:01:25,070 It's late already. Get yourself to bed. 863 01:01:28,107 --> 01:01:29,631 What are you doing? 864 01:01:31,544 --> 01:01:35,413 Yoshi, this isn't playtime. Your sister's going to kill me. 865 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:36,720 What do you got? 866 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,853 For you, Raphael-san. 867 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,558 You didn't have to. 868 01:01:41,598 --> 01:01:43,566 I find in the woods. 869 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,932 Now you and the other kappa can go home. 870 01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:47,869 Now you no die. 871 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:50,533 Son of a snapper! 872 01:01:53,619 --> 01:01:57,487 I found it! 873 01:01:57,931 --> 01:02:00,261 Look at this. It was here the whole time. 874 01:02:00,328 --> 01:02:01,659 It was under the house. 875 01:02:01,696 --> 01:02:03,596 Our little brother put it there. 876 01:02:03,631 --> 01:02:05,656 Mondo surprise! 877 01:02:07,071 --> 01:02:08,238 - We're set. - Let me see that. 878 01:02:08,330 --> 01:02:09,661 Careful, now! Easy, guys. 879 01:02:09,698 --> 01:02:11,666 - Is it the one? - That's the one. 880 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,667 Look, it's the scepter. 881 01:02:12,701 --> 01:02:14,328 Oh, God. I can't believe it. 882 01:02:14,370 --> 01:02:18,807 So you see, as long as we didn't have the scepter... 883 01:02:18,841 --> 01:02:21,708 we had no choice but to stay and fight. 884 01:02:21,744 --> 01:02:23,211 Right? 885 01:02:23,245 --> 01:02:25,577 You mean, we were set up? 886 01:02:27,405 --> 01:02:29,765 - Uncool. - Very uncool. 887 01:02:29,874 --> 01:02:31,341 Mitsu. 888 01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:33,401 Is that for real? 889 01:02:38,716 --> 01:02:41,514 The vibes in here just turned bad. 890 01:02:41,552 --> 01:02:42,917 Let's split. 891 01:02:42,954 --> 01:02:46,014 Wait! I am the one. 892 01:02:46,057 --> 01:02:48,719 Please. I am the one... 893 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,728 who told my grandson to hide the scepter. 894 01:02:50,762 --> 01:02:52,059 What? 895 01:02:52,096 --> 01:02:56,760 I want you to fight, not Mitsu. 896 01:03:00,013 --> 01:03:01,480 - Come on, guys! - Let's go! Move it! 897 01:03:10,089 --> 01:03:11,420 Evening. 898 01:03:12,859 --> 01:03:14,326 Let me at him! 899 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,828 Mikey, stay back. Calm down, man. 900 01:03:17,354 --> 01:03:21,256 Give me the scepter, my little green friends. 901 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:22,690 No! Kill him! 902 01:03:28,131 --> 01:03:30,031 Raph, give me the scepter. 903 01:03:32,802 --> 01:03:34,133 Man! 904 01:03:37,116 --> 01:03:39,482 Bring Kenshin to the castle tonight. 905 01:03:39,518 --> 01:03:42,078 You'll get her back. 906 01:03:42,121 --> 01:03:44,555 Come morning, I was you, I'd be gone. 907 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:52,687 He's riding off. Guys, we got to do something. 908 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,062 I apologize for this crude interruption, Daimyo... 909 01:03:58,101 --> 01:04:01,798 but perhaps this little bird will sing for your supper. 910 01:04:05,278 --> 01:04:07,678 Why have you stolen my son? 911 01:04:08,848 --> 01:04:11,339 I do not have your son. 912 01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:14,649 He's gone on a magic journey. 913 01:04:14,687 --> 01:04:17,554 Only the scepter can bring him back. 914 01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:22,027 You are lying. You have them both. 915 01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:25,785 I have nothing. 916 01:04:26,449 --> 01:04:28,542 He has the scepter. 917 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:43,475 Not as chirpy as I'd hoped. Niles. 918 01:04:43,550 --> 01:04:44,744 Come on. Come on! 919 01:04:44,785 --> 01:04:46,184 Get out! Out! 920 01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:47,312 Take her away! 921 01:04:47,354 --> 01:04:49,618 Come on! Move it! 922 01:04:51,678 --> 01:04:54,738 How did you capture such a woman? 923 01:04:54,781 --> 01:04:57,073 The same way you capture any wild animal. 924 01:04:57,153 --> 01:04:59,747 By setting a trap. 925 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:05,659 I don't have it. 926 01:05:25,396 --> 01:05:27,264 Equal partners. 927 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:30,241 Right? I'm not your spy anymore. 928 01:05:35,877 --> 01:05:38,004 I want to see the Daimyo. 929 01:05:39,074 --> 01:05:40,437 Easy with the hands. 930 01:05:40,465 --> 01:05:43,059 Another little birdie come home to roost. 931 01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:49,362 Well, April's inside. Now it's up to us. 932 01:05:49,407 --> 01:05:52,706 Is this what they mean by getting totally vertical? 933 01:05:52,975 --> 01:05:55,842 Turtles... it's not just a job. It's an adventure. 934 01:06:32,194 --> 01:06:33,422 Meow, dude! 935 01:06:34,794 --> 01:06:36,261 His chin's landed on my foot. 936 01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:38,355 Sayonara, blubber butt. 937 01:06:39,632 --> 01:06:40,656 Mitsu! 938 01:06:42,869 --> 01:06:44,336 How's it hanging, babe? 939 01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:45,394 Michaelangelo. 940 01:06:45,851 --> 01:06:48,820 Sorry about the crack about the bad vibes. 941 01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:51,414 You got great vibes. 942 01:06:51,457 --> 01:06:53,857 Quickly. We must free the others. 943 01:06:58,629 --> 01:06:59,618 Hey, Whit! 944 01:06:59,663 --> 01:07:02,223 Well, well, well. Miss O'Neil. 945 01:07:02,266 --> 01:07:04,867 My partner Mr. Whit and I were just discussing your future. 946 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:07,202 Let me tell you something about your partner here. 947 01:07:07,241 --> 01:07:08,435 He's scum. 948 01:07:08,475 --> 01:07:10,641 He's the lowest scum of the earth. 949 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:13,627 No, you know something? He's lower than scum. 950 01:07:13,661 --> 01:07:15,822 He gives scum a bad name. 951 01:07:15,863 --> 01:07:18,798 Of course he does. That's why I hired him. 952 01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:20,425 Take her away. 953 01:07:21,069 --> 01:07:22,730 Now, wait a minute. 954 01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:25,637 I have information about the Daimyo's son. 955 01:07:25,673 --> 01:07:27,868 I think she's telling the truth. 956 01:07:27,909 --> 01:07:30,736 Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I? 957 01:07:30,823 --> 01:07:33,451 I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal. 958 01:07:33,492 --> 01:07:36,393 So why don't you go down to the harbor... 959 01:07:36,429 --> 01:07:38,556 and bring back the men and their guns? 960 01:07:38,598 --> 01:07:40,725 Guns? 961 01:07:41,067 --> 01:07:42,796 Maybe she's up here. 962 01:07:42,835 --> 01:07:44,097 Nice and light now. 963 01:07:44,136 --> 01:07:45,933 Love the artwork. 964 01:07:45,972 --> 01:07:48,372 Reservations for five? 965 01:07:48,407 --> 01:07:50,466 Under "T" maybe? 966 01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:53,201 Come on! Let's go! 967 01:07:53,244 --> 01:07:54,302 - Move it! - That's OK, fellas. 968 01:07:54,746 --> 01:07:56,043 We'll find a table ourselves. 969 01:07:56,081 --> 01:07:57,514 Little log there. 970 01:07:58,395 --> 01:08:00,420 Everything looks cool up here. 971 01:08:00,463 --> 01:08:02,226 Come on. 972 01:08:02,593 --> 01:08:03,992 Clear on the right. 973 01:08:04,027 --> 01:08:05,494 Clear on the left. 974 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:12,897 Hey, you guys. Check it out. 975 01:08:14,938 --> 01:08:18,005 - Ancient us. - Trippy. 976 01:08:18,213 --> 01:08:20,477 "The battle of the thousand swords." 977 01:08:20,592 --> 01:08:23,527 Four demons defeated the Daimyo and his army. 978 01:08:25,099 --> 01:08:26,327 Definitely family. 979 01:08:26,367 --> 01:08:30,394 Looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak. 980 01:08:31,401 --> 01:08:33,426 But it was only a legend. 981 01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:36,303 - Dudes, we're legends! - Hey, cool! 982 01:08:36,339 --> 01:08:37,806 I like it. 983 01:08:37,841 --> 01:08:38,830 Wayne Newton. 984 01:08:40,710 --> 01:08:43,079 You. 985 01:08:43,184 --> 01:08:46,620 You were expecting maybe the Addams family? 986 01:08:47,655 --> 01:08:49,145 Good one. 987 01:08:49,190 --> 01:08:50,517 You have come back. 988 01:08:50,550 --> 01:08:51,915 Yeah, we like to drop in... 989 01:08:51,951 --> 01:08:53,509 about every three or four centuries. 990 01:08:53,553 --> 01:08:55,885 Yeah, and it looks like you're having a rough day... 991 01:08:55,922 --> 01:09:01,360 so give us the scepter back and we'll get out of here. 992 01:09:03,563 --> 01:09:08,523 You have disgraced my ancestor, but you will not disgrace me. 993 01:09:08,568 --> 01:09:09,660 I'm willing to die. 994 01:09:09,702 --> 01:09:11,226 Kill them. 995 01:09:12,406 --> 01:09:17,207 We will both die, but only one of us with honor. 996 01:09:23,930 --> 01:09:26,330 Are we out of the loop here or what? 997 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:32,396 Chill, dude! 998 01:09:34,607 --> 01:09:35,365 You OK? 999 01:09:35,433 --> 01:09:36,798 Mikey, watch out! 1000 01:09:37,902 --> 01:09:41,838 Oh, he who dings the shell must pay! 1001 01:10:03,143 --> 01:10:04,371 Your turn! 1002 01:10:06,313 --> 01:10:08,907 One, two, three, and kick! 1003 01:10:09,728 --> 01:10:10,717 Good night! 1004 01:10:12,864 --> 01:10:15,025 Bases loaded. Home run! 1005 01:10:16,267 --> 01:10:17,495 Leapfrog! 1006 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,301 Triple play! 1007 01:10:31,735 --> 01:10:33,202 Hello. 1008 01:10:33,236 --> 01:10:34,225 Good-bye. 1009 01:10:40,377 --> 01:10:42,309 - All right, good job, turtles. - Yes! 1010 01:10:42,311 --> 01:10:43,778 Leo, high foot! 1011 01:10:43,812 --> 01:10:46,781 All right. Let's rock 'n' roll, dudes. 1012 01:10:46,815 --> 01:10:48,339 More logs. 1013 01:10:49,758 --> 01:10:51,919 Hey, mac! 1014 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,228 Take the rest of the day off. 1015 01:10:53,233 --> 01:10:54,700 I'll open the dungeon. 1016 01:10:55,721 --> 01:10:57,154 - You guys go that way. - We must open the gate. 1017 01:10:57,350 --> 01:10:58,817 No problemo. 1018 01:10:58,852 --> 01:11:00,149 Scuds! 1019 01:11:05,692 --> 01:11:07,819 One, two, three, four. 1020 01:11:07,861 --> 01:11:10,455 You're free, guys. Let's go! 1021 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,287 I love this stuff! 1022 01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:49,828 I get such a kick out of this job! 1023 01:11:59,090 --> 01:12:01,149 Hold it, bucko! 1024 01:12:26,552 --> 01:12:28,417 Big mistake, dude. 1025 01:12:43,335 --> 01:12:45,803 Go ahead. Finish me. 1026 01:12:53,006 --> 01:12:55,702 There. Short enough for you? 1027 01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:57,960 Kappa. 1028 01:13:14,154 --> 01:13:15,121 Hello? 1029 01:13:15,155 --> 01:13:16,645 Who's trapped inside? 1030 01:13:16,690 --> 01:13:18,351 Lord Norinaga. 1031 01:13:24,698 --> 01:13:26,359 Name rings a bell. 1032 01:13:28,973 --> 01:13:30,804 Turtles one. Daimyo zip. 1033 01:13:30,842 --> 01:13:32,400 Look! 1034 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:35,142 It's April. 1035 01:13:36,801 --> 01:13:39,167 Well, if it ain't the phantom of the opera. 1036 01:13:39,203 --> 01:13:42,430 Love to stay and chat, but... 1037 01:13:42,572 --> 01:13:45,370 places to go... people to kill. 1038 01:13:50,764 --> 01:13:52,891 Come on, lads! 1039 01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:54,901 Move it. Move it! 1040 01:13:54,935 --> 01:13:55,902 Out of the way! 1041 01:13:55,936 --> 01:13:57,665 Oh, no. Guns! 1042 01:13:57,705 --> 01:13:59,070 There goes the neighborhood. 1043 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:00,767 Wait! 1044 01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:02,173 Thank you, Mr. Whit. 1045 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:03,403 Yeah, Whit. 1046 01:14:03,444 --> 01:14:04,706 You make a great servant. 1047 01:14:04,745 --> 01:14:05,778 I'm real impressed. 1048 01:14:05,895 --> 01:14:09,353 My God! Who's your tailor? 1049 01:14:09,399 --> 01:14:10,388 We're naked. 1050 01:14:11,434 --> 01:14:12,833 You OK, April? 1051 01:14:12,869 --> 01:14:14,769 Sorry, guys. 1052 01:14:14,804 --> 01:14:15,862 We really don't have time... 1053 01:14:15,905 --> 01:14:17,065 for any of these social pleasantries... 1054 01:14:17,106 --> 01:14:18,198 I'm afraid. 1055 01:14:18,241 --> 01:14:19,367 Shoot them. 1056 01:14:19,409 --> 01:14:20,740 Right. 1057 01:14:22,011 --> 01:14:25,105 Don't move a finger! 1058 01:14:27,478 --> 01:14:28,877 What did you say? 1059 01:14:28,913 --> 01:14:31,347 I said, shoot them. 1060 01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,914 That wasn't part of the deal, Walker. 1061 01:14:35,753 --> 01:14:36,747 Well, if you feel like that... 1062 01:14:36,754 --> 01:14:39,016 you'd better join them, hadn't you? 1063 01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:40,402 - Niles! - Right. 1064 01:14:42,443 --> 01:14:44,070 Hey, come on. 1065 01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:45,908 Shoot him, too. 1066 01:14:45,946 --> 01:14:47,345 With pleasure! 1067 01:14:47,381 --> 01:14:48,905 Weasel! 1068 01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:50,473 Ready... 1069 01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:54,266 Gee, if we die here in the past... 1070 01:14:54,308 --> 01:14:57,471 does that mean that we don't get born in the future? 1071 01:14:57,511 --> 01:15:01,538 Hey, Tinkerbell, why don't you shoot us? 1072 01:15:01,582 --> 01:15:02,674 Leo, wait... 1073 01:15:03,557 --> 01:15:05,391 I'm sorry. Are you addressing me? 1074 01:15:05,474 --> 01:15:09,774 Shoot us yourself, unless you're too scared. 1075 01:15:09,811 --> 01:15:11,745 I get it! 1076 01:15:13,323 --> 01:15:15,621 He knows he can't kill us. 1077 01:15:15,659 --> 01:15:17,524 We're demons. 1078 01:15:17,561 --> 01:15:19,290 We are demons! 1079 01:15:19,329 --> 01:15:21,289 Your bullets will just bounce back... 1080 01:15:21,387 --> 01:15:23,548 and kill all you guys instead. 1081 01:15:23,589 --> 01:15:24,988 Right. What he said. 1082 01:15:25,024 --> 01:15:26,048 Capisce? 1083 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:30,166 Would you like the pleasure of the first shot, Captain? 1084 01:15:30,209 --> 01:15:33,906 Go ahead, punk. Make my day. 1085 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:36,779 If it's going to make you all feel better... 1086 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,482 I've got a good idea. 1087 01:15:43,553 --> 01:15:44,679 Where's he going? 1088 01:15:44,721 --> 01:15:46,848 Out. Out of the way. 1089 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,781 What's he doing? 1090 01:15:49,826 --> 01:15:51,953 This doesn't bode well. 1091 01:15:53,329 --> 01:15:55,524 Nice bluff, Mr. Leader. 1092 01:15:55,565 --> 01:15:57,132 - Major bummer. - We're toast. 1093 01:15:59,177 --> 01:16:01,042 Try this on for size. 1094 01:16:02,647 --> 01:16:04,547 This could hurt. 1095 01:16:11,055 --> 01:16:15,151 Hoo, boy, do I love being a turtle! 1096 01:16:15,319 --> 01:16:16,946 Yes. That's very clever. 1097 01:16:16,987 --> 01:16:18,784 Oh, yes. Very clever. 1098 01:16:18,822 --> 01:16:21,290 Missed me! 1099 01:16:25,442 --> 01:16:27,034 Guess what time it is? 1100 01:16:27,077 --> 01:16:29,705 Willy, willy, willy! Willy, willy! 1101 01:16:31,781 --> 01:16:32,839 Take a hike, pal. 1102 01:16:32,882 --> 01:16:34,213 Let's get Walker! 1103 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,717 Hey, guys! 1104 01:16:41,391 --> 01:16:44,485 Oh, look. Don King. 1105 01:16:49,152 --> 01:16:51,382 Smells like a geek ran through here. 1106 01:16:56,666 --> 01:16:57,860 My little guys. I almost forgot you. 1107 01:16:57,900 --> 01:16:59,094 Come on. 1108 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,264 Where'd he go? 1109 01:17:05,298 --> 01:17:06,390 There he goes. Out the window. 1110 01:17:06,433 --> 01:17:07,661 Over there! Let's go! 1111 01:17:07,701 --> 01:17:08,668 Come on, Mikey. 1112 01:17:08,702 --> 01:17:09,669 We'll go out front and cut him off. 1113 01:17:09,703 --> 01:17:11,068 Come on, guys! 1114 01:17:13,907 --> 01:17:15,738 Hurry, Raph. 1115 01:17:15,775 --> 01:17:17,470 Right behind you, Leo. 1116 01:17:20,164 --> 01:17:22,255 - He's up there, Donny. Come on. - All right. Let's go. 1117 01:17:23,179 --> 01:17:24,806 This is so good for your calves. 1118 01:17:35,832 --> 01:17:37,265 Stop right there! 1119 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:39,291 Or you're a goner, dude. 1120 01:17:39,336 --> 01:17:40,894 Totally. 1121 01:17:47,744 --> 01:17:49,837 What kind of demons are you? 1122 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,178 We're turtles, friend. 1123 01:17:52,215 --> 01:17:57,448 Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, sleazeball! 1124 01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,309 Check it out! 1125 01:18:12,381 --> 01:18:17,375 This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. 1126 01:18:18,687 --> 01:18:20,450 Go fetch. 1127 01:18:22,570 --> 01:18:24,800 Wait! There goes our ride home! 1128 01:18:24,839 --> 01:18:27,034 Do you really think I'd make it that easy... 1129 01:18:27,075 --> 01:18:30,306 you nasty little reptiles? 1130 01:18:30,345 --> 01:18:31,972 I got it! I got it! 1131 01:18:32,013 --> 01:18:33,446 I call! 1132 01:18:35,917 --> 01:18:37,817 Oh, not again! 1133 01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:40,412 Mikey, get it! 1134 01:18:40,455 --> 01:18:42,150 Go, Mike, go! 1135 01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,299 Nice catch. I got you! 1136 01:18:51,848 --> 01:18:52,940 We got it. 1137 01:19:10,165 --> 01:19:14,864 Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous. 1138 01:19:14,903 --> 01:19:15,961 You got that. 1139 01:19:23,745 --> 01:19:25,212 Hey, guys. 1140 01:19:26,139 --> 01:19:28,573 We have an egg timer to catch. 1141 01:19:28,608 --> 01:19:30,542 Let's move it. 1142 01:19:32,478 --> 01:19:34,576 Buckle up, dudes. It's time to go home. 1143 01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:36,628 Hey, guys. I'm not going back. 1144 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,162 - What? - What did you say? 1145 01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:39,936 I said I'm staying here. 1146 01:19:40,486 --> 01:19:41,977 I'm not going back with you. 1147 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,252 Michaelangelo, come on. 1148 01:19:43,294 --> 01:19:44,420 You can't be serious. 1149 01:19:45,303 --> 01:19:49,667 - He's serious. - Hey, wait a minute. 1150 01:19:50,234 --> 01:19:52,301 You are going back to New York. 1151 01:19:52,405 --> 01:19:55,272 Been there, done that. 1152 01:19:55,308 --> 01:19:58,171 Michaelangelo, it's our home. 1153 01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,462 Sure. Your home's a nice apartment. 1154 01:20:00,515 --> 01:20:02,506 My home's a sewer. 1155 01:20:02,551 --> 01:20:04,849 I been thinking the same thing, Leo. 1156 01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:06,517 People appreciate us here. 1157 01:20:06,595 --> 01:20:07,994 We don't have to live like moles. 1158 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,089 Hey, whoa. No way! 1159 01:20:10,132 --> 01:20:13,124 We're all going back. Tell him, Leo. 1160 01:20:13,169 --> 01:20:14,261 Actually... 1161 01:20:14,303 --> 01:20:16,635 Hey, not to sound selfish or anything... 1162 01:20:16,672 --> 01:20:18,299 but what the heck. Why not? 1163 01:20:18,341 --> 01:20:20,767 I do not want to stay here. 1164 01:20:20,965 --> 01:20:21,932 Me, neither. 1165 01:20:21,966 --> 01:20:24,127 Do you think I could possibly live... 1166 01:20:24,168 --> 01:20:26,329 without a single microchip? 1167 01:20:26,371 --> 01:20:30,467 Somebody's activated the scepter. 1168 01:20:30,508 --> 01:20:32,100 We got to go now! 1169 01:20:33,689 --> 01:20:35,680 Kenshin, no! 1170 01:20:35,725 --> 01:20:39,661 We wait four hundred years, and this Casey is still late. 1171 01:20:39,695 --> 01:20:41,063 I will wait no longer. 1172 01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:44,617 Kenshin, you cannot go without the others. 1173 01:20:44,663 --> 01:20:46,893 It would be cowardly. 1174 01:20:53,965 --> 01:20:56,191 Come on. Both of you. 1175 01:20:56,259 --> 01:20:58,727 Yeah. Come on. Got to get back. 1176 01:20:58,762 --> 01:21:00,730 Time to go. 1177 01:21:02,631 --> 01:21:05,823 Come on, you party animals. I know. Yeah. 1178 01:21:05,993 --> 01:21:07,761 OK. Come on. Get it together. 1179 01:21:07,788 --> 01:21:08,855 I just wanted to give you guys... 1180 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:11,242 a nice peek at the future, all right? 1181 01:21:11,714 --> 01:21:14,547 Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right? 1182 01:21:14,584 --> 01:21:17,348 Very lucky. We're going back. 1183 01:21:18,530 --> 01:21:19,724 Not! 1184 01:21:23,707 --> 01:21:25,805 This could really screw up history. 1185 01:21:26,003 --> 01:21:27,937 All right. OK. Enough is enough. 1186 01:21:27,972 --> 01:21:30,304 OK? Let's go. Come on. 1187 01:21:31,375 --> 01:21:34,469 Guys, you cannot split up. 1188 01:21:34,511 --> 01:21:36,706 You're brothers. Remember? 1189 01:21:36,747 --> 01:21:38,612 Yeah. I guess. 1190 01:21:38,649 --> 01:21:40,078 Raphael-san. 1191 01:21:40,092 --> 01:21:41,389 Hey, Yoshi. 1192 01:21:41,427 --> 01:21:43,156 Yoshi wants to say good-bye. 1193 01:21:43,195 --> 01:21:45,595 But we're not going back. 1194 01:21:45,631 --> 01:21:47,997 Me and Raph are going to be staying. 1195 01:21:48,034 --> 01:21:50,093 No! 1196 01:21:51,531 --> 01:21:53,021 Kenshin must return. 1197 01:21:53,066 --> 01:21:54,431 You promised. 1198 01:21:54,467 --> 01:21:55,798 Yeah, but... 1199 01:21:55,835 --> 01:21:59,897 Our two families must be united, or the wars will start again. 1200 01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,293 But I thought... 1201 01:22:01,330 --> 01:22:05,596 I want to stay here with you. 1202 01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:08,569 You will always be here with me... 1203 01:22:08,604 --> 01:22:10,128 Michaelangelo. 1204 01:22:14,676 --> 01:22:16,644 Uh-oh, guys. It's picking up speed. 1205 01:22:16,678 --> 01:22:17,940 Come on! 1206 01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,906 There was traffic, man. 1207 01:22:24,633 --> 01:22:28,091 Benkei, no! Wait. No! 1208 01:22:28,137 --> 01:22:30,601 I been thinking. We have to go back. 1209 01:22:30,629 --> 01:22:32,153 It's our destiny. 1210 01:22:32,999 --> 01:22:34,990 I mean, if we stay here... 1211 01:22:35,034 --> 01:22:38,060 we interfere with their lives, and that would be selfish. 1212 01:22:38,104 --> 01:22:39,435 Exactly. 1213 01:22:39,472 --> 01:22:41,372 Our lives are in New York. 1214 01:22:41,407 --> 01:22:42,465 Right, guys? 1215 01:22:44,723 --> 01:22:46,315 It's "Star Trek" time, guys. 1216 01:22:46,358 --> 01:22:47,723 Hey, Yoshi man. 1217 01:22:47,759 --> 01:22:49,192 Raphael-san. 1218 01:22:49,228 --> 01:22:50,718 Yo, Yoshi. 1219 01:22:52,764 --> 01:22:55,756 I will never forget you, Raphael-san. 1220 01:22:55,801 --> 01:22:58,229 I won't forget you, either, little man. 1221 01:22:58,232 --> 01:22:59,995 And remember, watch that temper. 1222 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:04,135 Hey, all right! 1223 01:23:04,171 --> 01:23:05,570 No, no, no. 1224 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:08,134 I'll put this on layaway for you, OK? 1225 01:23:08,149 --> 01:23:10,115 All right? Give you an excuse... 1226 01:23:10,192 --> 01:23:13,161 to come back, Zen Meister, OK? 1227 01:23:15,598 --> 01:23:16,626 All right. 1228 01:23:16,673 --> 01:23:17,970 Benkei! 1229 01:23:19,275 --> 01:23:21,038 You got a bus to catch. 1230 01:23:21,077 --> 01:23:24,069 Come on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Good. 1231 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,117 It's OK, man. Go ahead. 1232 01:23:28,151 --> 01:23:28,948 It'll be all right. 1233 01:23:28,993 --> 01:23:30,187 Benkei! 1234 01:23:33,130 --> 01:23:34,256 See you later. 1235 01:23:34,298 --> 01:23:35,856 Later. 1236 01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:37,527 Come on, Mikey! 1237 01:23:37,568 --> 01:23:39,796 If you ever get to New York... 1238 01:23:39,886 --> 01:23:41,012 Yeah, later, Mikey! 1239 01:23:41,054 --> 01:23:45,718 OK. Destiny... what a drag! Bye. 1240 01:23:45,759 --> 01:23:47,984 Mikey! Hurry! 1241 01:23:48,028 --> 01:23:48,855 I'm coming! 1242 01:23:48,928 --> 01:23:51,192 Come on, Mikey! Come on! 1243 01:23:53,099 --> 01:23:56,296 Mikey! 1244 01:24:03,743 --> 01:24:06,712 Guys, we made it back to the den. 1245 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,378 Michaelangelo? 1246 01:24:14,415 --> 01:24:15,848 Mikey? 1247 01:24:23,473 --> 01:24:25,566 - Get that guy! - He's got the scepter! 1248 01:24:25,609 --> 01:24:28,476 - No! - Get him! 1249 01:24:28,512 --> 01:24:30,139 Grab him! 1250 01:24:50,033 --> 01:24:51,523 Oh, boy. 1251 01:24:51,568 --> 01:24:52,893 You made it back! 1252 01:24:52,909 --> 01:24:55,109 We thought we lost you forever, Mikey. 1253 01:24:55,139 --> 01:24:56,207 Thought you were a goner! 1254 01:24:56,293 --> 01:24:58,784 - I'm glad you're OK. - Hi, guys. 1255 01:24:58,829 --> 01:25:00,160 Michaelangelo. 1256 01:25:17,815 --> 01:25:19,407 Father. 1257 01:25:21,185 --> 01:25:22,311 Kenshin. 1258 01:25:49,664 --> 01:25:51,131 Hockey. 1259 01:25:51,165 --> 01:25:53,065 Hockey. 1260 01:26:06,968 --> 01:26:08,265 Kenshin! 1261 01:26:15,366 --> 01:26:16,731 Michaelangelo? 1262 01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:19,588 Yes, Master Splinter? 1263 01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:23,122 Something deeply troubles you, my son. 1264 01:26:23,243 --> 01:26:24,875 Growing up. 1265 01:26:25,043 --> 01:26:27,876 I don't think I'll ever laugh again. 1266 01:26:30,757 --> 01:26:31,883 Yo, dude! 1267 01:26:36,123 --> 01:26:38,250 Yo, dude! 1268 01:26:38,292 --> 01:26:40,760 Just like Elvis in "Blue Hawaii." 1269 01:26:44,097 --> 01:26:45,758 I saw it on cable. 1270 01:26:47,801 --> 01:26:48,790 Oh, boy. 1271 01:26:48,835 --> 01:26:49,824 Hey, Mikey! 1272 01:26:57,377 --> 01:26:58,435 Gone.