世代 第一季 第四集
两个月前
切斯特
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翻译 冰岛豆腐
好了 各位 我们一起 Alright, everybody, let's collectively rewind
校对 冰岛豆腐
让我们的思绪回到过去 our minds back in time --
准确说是 六千六百万年前 66 million years ago, to be precise.
时间轴 冰岛豆腐
恐龙还生活在地球上 The dinosaurs are here on Earth.
与此同时 在太空里 我们的小行星 Meanwhile, up in space, our asteroid is now hurtling
正朝着地球猛冲 温度越来越高 towards the Earth, getting hotter and hotter.
后期 8T
如果你是陆生恐龙 If you were a terrestrial dinosaur,
你将会体验到 you'd have experienced some heat
总监 冰岛豆腐
几乎无法想象的炎热 that is almost unimaginable --
大约有1200度 something like 1,200 degrees.
在那个温度下 你的血会开始 At that temperature, your blood will literally start
在体内沸腾 to boil inside your body,
而你将死亡 and you will die.
等等 你真要给我签字吗 Wait. You're actually gonna sign that?
你真要在指甲上涂上"骚逼力量"吗 You're actually wearing nails that say "Pussy Power"?
也许我喜欢猫 Maybe I really love cats.
证明给我看 Prove it.
你想让我给你看我的骚逼吗 You want me to show you my pussy?
她是喜剧女王 宝贝 She's a comedy queen, baby!
你怎么还没接受我在Instagram上的关注请求 Um, why haven't you accepted my follow request on Insta?
好吧 我违反着装准则 但与此同时 Okay. So I get dress-coded, but meanwhile,
学校里那么多反人类的时尚犯罪 no one does anything about all the real fashion crimes
却没人管 against humanity happening in this school.
懒人鞋配袜子 Slip-ons with socks?
面罩型太阳镜 Wraparound sunglasses?
你需要逮捕那些人 I mean, you need to be arresting those people
开除他们 让他们开无人机撞到自己的头 and expelling them and making them fly drones into their head
这样他们就能意外溺水 so they accidentally drown.
很好 There we go.
我逗笑你了 I got you.
所以你为什么不让我关注你 So, why won't you let me follow you?
你再违反一次就会被停课 You're one away from suspension.
所以呢 And?
行了 你这样很让我生气 Okay, okay. That -- That just pisses me off.
因为我们还有更重要的事情要办 'Cause we got bigger fish to fry.
我们 谁是我们 "We"? Who's "We"?
黑人吗 Like "Black people"?
黑人酷儿吗 Like "Black queer people"?
万一这就是我想要做的更重要的事呢 What if this is the fish I want to fry?
我看到了 So I saw this, um --
你跳下船去救内森的一个视频 this video of you jumping off a boat to help Nathan?
这成了家用录像系统吗 Oh! It made it all the way to VHS.
做那个人 Be that person.
你要开始给我心理治疗了吗 Is this where you therapize me?
我能推荐一个心理医生吗 Can I recommend a therapist?
但你知道我只想躺在你的沙发上 But you know I just want to lie on your couch.
你得重新涂你的指甲 You need to repaint your nails.
所以是拒绝了 So that's a no.
是因为你有男友吗 Is it 'cause you got a boyfriend?
我在高中的时候是个乐队迷 I was a band geek in high school.
我 我超喜欢 You know, I -- I loved it.
别人的音乐 别人的舞步 Someone else's music, someone else's steps,
别人的衣服 someone else's clothes.
一致性 再多来点 Conformity -- just give me more of it.
让我跟着别人的鼓声前进 Literally, let me march to the beat of someone else's drum.
我看到你 感觉就像 I see you, and it's like I'm...
你就是我在高中时想成为的样子 You are who I wish I was in high school.
那就接受我的Instagram关注请求 So accept my Insta request.
你得走了 You need to go now.
性别与取向联盟见 See you at GSA.
那个 我还有事 Yeah, um, actually, I got stuff to take care of,
应该去不了了 so I don't think I'm gonna make it.
那好吧 Okay, then.
我们会想你的 We'll miss you.
我是小行星 I'm the asteroid.
你是恐龙 You're the dinosaur.
我喜欢那个播客 I love that podcast.
大气层爆炸 The atmosphere blows up,
恐龙瞬间就灭绝了 and the dinosaurs go extinct in a second.
但是 那些生活在尘土里 But, like, all the little creatures living in the dirt
地表下的生物活了下来 just under the surface survive.
所以呢 我们难道要躲在地下 So what? We're all just supposed to hide underground
等着世界末日降临吗 为了什么 and wait for the apocalypse? Like, for what?
不好意思 我只是 I'm sorry. I'm just, like,
在经历着多重被拒的感觉 experiencing rejection on multiple levels.
想要抽一口吗 You want a hit?
不 No.
都是因为该死的二元论 It's the fucking Binary, you know?
嗯 Yeah.
实际上 我不知道你在说什么 Actually, no, I have no idea what you're talking about.
这就是伟大的二元论 Yeah, this is just The Great Binary doing its work --
留下或离开 Stay or go.
孤立或庆祝 Isolate or celebrate.
薯片或者奇多 Funyuns or Hot Cheetos.
但这个二元论一直想让你做出选择 进还是出 But this Binary keeps wanting you to choose. In or out.
你不能留在里面 所以只能出去 So you're just like can't stay in, so gotta be out.
然后二元论就赢了 Then the Binary wins.
此刻我在想In-N-Out汉堡 Now I'm thinking about In-N-Out.
靠 Shit.
我肚子饿了 My munchies are setting in.
不 别去 No, don't do it.
那个西葫芦面包很恶心 That zucchini bread is nasty.
嗯 我说不好 Yeah. I dunno.
不知为何 我被它吸引 For some reason, I'm just really attracted to it,
我想要更了解它 and I want to get to know it better.
然后你得站起来 ...and then you have to stand up
说 我是娜奥米 and be like, "I'm Naomi.
我的人称代词是她/她 我是女同 My pronouns are she/her, and I'm a lesbian."
可我不是 But I'm not!
我去只是因为你是我的闺蜜 I'm only going because you're my best friend
而我弟弟是双 and my brother's bi.
我也不知道 Shit. I don't know.
那个社团里的人都很刚 Those are some tough motherfuckers in there.
如果他们觉得你是直的 If they think you're straight at all,
就会杀了你的 they will fucking cut you.
我能通过都是因为我爸爸们 I only get a pass 'cause my dads,
但是没把握 所以你必须说 but it's touch-and-go, so you have to say it.
你是认真的吗 Wait. Are you serious?
贱人 我是逗你玩的 Bitch, I'm just messing with you!
天 我死了 我死了 Oh, my God! I'm dying! I'm dying!
杰克 Hey, Jack.
萝丝 Rose.
你要进去吗 Are you, um -- Are you going in?
不 我还有事 No, um, I got stuff I need to take care of.
我们需要你 We need you.
不然 就会变成10小时的德莱拉 Otherwise, it's just gonna be, like, 10 hours of Delilah
关于情绪触发警报的演讲 TED-talking about trigger warnings.
我不能随时救人 I can't save everyone all the time, you know.
我喜欢你的指甲 I like your nails.
"民团力量" "Posse Power."
那回头见 Um, I-I'll see you later.
好的 拜拜 Okay, bye.
对了 我刚得知你外婆是白人 Oh! By the way, I just found out your grandma's white!
我们为什么要去一堵墙实地考察 Why would we take a field trip to a wall?
石墙不是一堵墙 Stonewall isn't a wall.
我觉得为行程募捐有希望 I can see us raising money for a trip,
但是纽约可能难了一点 but New York might be a little tricky.
去年 青年共和党去了李堡 Last year, the Young Republicans went to Fort Lee.
他们的资金比我们多 Yeah, well, they're much better funded than we are.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
在我们继续讲这个之前 Just, um, before we keep going with, you know, all of that, uh --
我知道这里发生了一些变化 And I know things are changing in here,
新来的人 以及 and, you know, new people, and --
你们想按你们的方式来管理 这很好 and you like to run things the way you do, which is great.
我就是觉得如果由我来介绍一个新人 I just think it might be nice if I were to introduce us
或许会比较好 to someone new with us.
这是露丝 我的明星足球运动员 This is Luz, my star soccer player.
头号射手 Top scorer here.
这姑娘真的知道如何得分 This girl really knows how to score.
大家好 'Sup.
露丝 你有什么想分享的吗 So, is there anything you'd like to share,
是什么让你来到了这里 Luz, that brought you here?
有什么问题吗还是 Any issues, or...?
嗯 我单身 Yeah, I'm single.
这是个问题 That's an issue.
我想要解决这事 I'd like to fix that.
联系我 Hit me up.
嗯 我们能回到实地考察的话题吗 Yeah. Can we go back to the trip?
我们得做点什么 We have to do something.
我感觉我们都很自我满足 I just feel like we're all really complacent.
或许我们可以去跳舞什么的 Maybe we should just do, like, a dance or something?
这主意不错 That's not a bad idea.
或者迪士尼乐园有个同志日 Or there's gay day at Disneyland.
迪士尼问题很多 Yeah, um, Disney's pretty problematic.
是啊 It is.
乌苏拉是反派 一个变装女同 I mean, Ursula's the villain and a drag queen lesbian.
-刀疤 -这很酷 - Scar -- - That's really cool.
一个口齿不清的反派 说道 lispy villain who literally says,
"让我练习下我的屈膝礼" "Let me practice my curtsy."
或者《玩具总动员》里的肯 Or "Toy Story" Ken --
一个未出柜的时尚迷男同 总是说"我不是女生玩具" closeted gay fashionista who's all "I am not a girl toy."
他这么说 Like, and he's saying that, like,
就像是在说一个男生最糟的情况就是做女生或同志 literally the worst thing a boy could be is a girl or gay.
我觉得我们不能给这公司钱 It's just -- I don't think we can give money to that company.
抱歉 就是不能 I'm sorry. We can't.
我有点同意德莱拉 I kind of agree with Delilah.
倒不是因为迪士尼 I mean, not about the Disney thing.
我喜欢迪士尼音乐剧 I love me my Disney musicals.
不过是因为历史 But history, yes.
我最近在思考 I'm on this whole thing right now
人类历史 about the history of humankind,
我得说 我们生活在一个泡沫里 and I just have to say, we are living in a bubble.
我受够了短期记忆 Like, I'm sick of all this short-term memory.
我们嘴上说着 我绝不会让这里 We're like, "Oh, I would never let there be
出现集中营 然后 concentration camps," And, like,
我们此刻正在把小孩关进笼子 we're literally putting kids in cages right now.
操 我说不好 Fuck! I don't know.
我很愤怒 我也不知道为什么 Like, I'm all worked up, and I don't even know why.
但我同意德莱拉 But I agree with Delilah.
我不想坐在着争论 Like, I don't want to sit and argue
谁要给破烤饼义卖 about who's making Rice Krispie treats
做点心 for some shitty bake sale.
让我们告诉学校他们必须给我们钱 Like, let's tell the school they have to give us money.
我们去酷儿祖国 旧金山 Let's go to the Queer Motherland, San Francisco.
去学习一些关于自己的历史 Let's learn some historical shit about ourselves.
从现在起 让我们 And from now on, let's just,
弥补过错 好吗 like, get it the fuck right, okay?
等等 各位 Wait. You guys...
还有 旧金山不是有 Also, doesn't San Francisco have, like,
那个三层楼的HM吗 that three-story H&M?
是啊 Girl.
切斯特 Chester.
你刚刚说得太好了 That was perfect.
能让我帮你涂吗 May I?
嗯 Yeah.
让我们给他们一点谈资 Let's give them something to talk about.
嗯 但他们完全没有在谈 Okay. But they're also literally not talking at all.
等等 我不明白 Wait. I don't understand.
你出柜 跳船 Like, you came out, you jumped off a boat.
没人说什么吗 Like, nobody's saying anything?
没有 我妈就说 "你好啊 Yeah, no. My mom is just like, "Oh, hi.
一切都好极了" Everything's bueno."
她会大惊小怪吗 Is she gonna freak?
应该会 Probably.
你想让我停手吗 Do you want me to stop?
你跳 我也跳[《泰坦尼克号》] 不是吗 You jump, I jump, right?
天呐 说真的 给我停止 Oh, my God. No, seriously, stop.
-不 -是的 - No. - Yes.
拜托去撞冰山吧 Please hit an iceberg.
我天 我们该摆那个姿势 Oh, my God. We should do the thing.
-什么姿势 -我们一定要摆 - What thing? - We're doing the thing.
船头那个姿势 来 "The thing." Come on.
-好吧 好吧 -来 - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, okay, okay.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
你相信我吗 Do you trust me?
现在睁开眼睛 Now open your eyes.
我要把这一幕发给全世界看 Literally posting this for the world.
梅根
Megan!
我是林赛 It's Lindsay.
我知道你 林赛 I know who you are, Lindsay.
我们一起参加了那个活动 We're on that thingy together.
你最近好吗 Oh. How's it going?
挺好的 Things are good.
那就好 我很高兴 Good. I'm so glad.
非常高兴 So glad.
我知道孩子们有多...刻薄 It's just, I know how kids are -- mean --
所以我想看看你怎么样了 so I wanted to check in on you.
谢了 多谢关心 Oh, thanks. I so appreciate that.
我知道你在说什么事吗 Do I know what you're talking about?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我搞错了 I'm incredibly confused.
你孩子叫什么来着 What is your kid's name again?
-艾拉 -艾拉·迈克尔斯 对 - Ella. - Ella Michaels. Right.
我把她记错成 I was confusing her with the Ella
被逮到卖她爸妈大麻的那个艾拉了 who got caught selling her parents' pot.
她根本没赚什么钱 She was barely making a profit.
真抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
那是你家艾拉啊 That was your Ella.
老天 Oh, God.
内森那个视频让艾拉很不舒服 Ella felt just sick about that video of Nathan.
马克: 今天是紫色点日
今天是紫色点日
好的
天呐 Oh, my God.
我要把这一幕发给全世界看 Literally posting this for the world.
她是只小鸟 She's a birdy.
-没错 -天呐 我快被你拖下去了 - Yes! - Oh, my gosh! You're making me fall!
抱歉 这是干什么的 Sorry. What's this for?
小吃 提供给下周的会议 Snacks. For the meeting next week.
我们还需要无麸质饼干 We still need gluten-free cookies
或素食兼无糖的小食 or anything vegan/sugar-free!
告诉你 我不会忙个半死 You know what? I am not busting my fanny
准备20人份的素食兼无糖甜品 making vegan/sugar-free desserts for 20 people.
我说真的 Seriously.
普通饼干有什么问题 Whatever happened to just cookies?
梅根 我们已经有 Well, Megan, we do already have
好几种不同类型的饼干了 quite a few different types of cookies.
很好 那就应该够了 Great. Then that should be enough.
曾经人们有饼干吃就很满足了 You now, there was a day when people were happy with cookies.
现在都摆出一副... Now it's all..."
"我觉得 Oh, I identify as a...
我是讨厌糖分的假麸质过敏患者"的装逼样 sugar-hating fake celiac-person" whatever.
你们不想吃普通饼干 You know what? You don't want cookies?
-那就吃胡萝卜吧 -梅丽莎会带胡萝卜 - Have a carrot. - Melissa's bringing carrots.
是吗 你知道吗 Oh! Well, you know what?
有人可能认为自己不能吃橘色胡萝卜 Someone might not identify as an orange carrot eater,
你应该再准备些白萝卜和红萝卜 so you should bring some white carrots and some red carrots.
对吗 Right?
烦死了 Ugh! So tedious.
"大家都关注我吧 "Pay attention to me!
本过敏患者很特殊哦 Special allergic person me!
我认为自己是..." "I identify as --"
抱歉 I'm sorry, but --
曾几何时人们都很正常 there was a time when people were just normal.
能不能... You know? Just...
老婆 Hon?
该死 Damn it!
能不能别粘到我的手指 Can you not glue my finger?
我没有 你不用客气 I'm not, and you're welcome.
-好 但是胶水碰到我皮肤了 -妈 - Okay, yeah. But you see, it's on my skin -- - Mom!
你看到了吗 Did you see that, um...
那个循环视频 video loop thing?
内森的吗 所有人都看见了 Of Nathan? Yeah, everyone saw it.
这样啊 Oh, I see.
-那所有人都知道了 -什么意思 - So everyone knows? - What do you mean?
当时有无数人在场 There were a gazillion people there.
不过他们应该都明白的吧 I think they all understood, though,
那只是个脑残玩笑 没什么大不了 that it was just a silly joke nothing-thing.
-对吧 -他就是一团糟 好吗 - Right? - He's a mess, okay?
而且极度需要别人关注 And a total attention whore.
没错 我就是这个意思 Yes! That's my whole point.
但他不是编造出来的 But it's not like he was making it up,
也没什么大不了 and it's not that big of a deal.
你可能认为他会下地狱 I mean, I guess you think he's going to hell or whatever,
但我只是觉得 but I just think he has,
他有性格问题和道德问题 like, character problems and moral issues.
-没错 -有时很自私 - Yeah. - And can be selfish.
但我觉得他只是有点慌了 But I think he's just freaked out a bit,
你不跟他谈谈 我觉得很奇怪 and I think it's weird you don't talk to him.
他知道我的立场 He knows where I stand.
好吧 随你高兴 Yeah. Okay. You do you.
知道吗 Oh, you know what?
我真的很讨厌这个表达 I really hate that expression.
"随你高兴" 我都不知道这是什么意思 "You do you"? I don't even know what it means.
我只是想让你跟我汇报最新情况 I'm just asking you to keep me in the loop.
你弟弟的事 You know, with your brother.
我不会那样做的 Yeah, not gonna do that.
跟他谈谈 Talk to him.
不用谢我帮你弄指甲 You're welcome for the nail.
你们怎么来了 真没想到 今晚不是桃红酒之夜啊 You guys! What a surprise! It's not frosé night!
周四太遥远了 而妈妈需要来两杯鸡尾酒 Well, Thursday's too far away, and Mama needed her cocktail.
我喜欢这热带印花 I am loving this tropical print.
你好啊 马里布梅根 Hello, Malibu Megan!
真有礼貌 Nice manners!
你让我们好骄傲 You make us so proud!
-快去后面吧 -抱歉 - Go on back. - Sorry.
去吧 Go.
怎么了 我就是觉得跟哥们释放一下压力 What? I just thought it'd be nice to blow off a little steam
挺好的 with the boys.
我要放弃他了 I am giving up on him.
真的 I am.
我要放弃布拉德·皮特了 I am giving up on Brad Pitt.
《十二猴子》那电影 That "12 Monkeys" Thing.
还有《生命之树》 And "Trees of Life"?
还有《搏击俱乐部》 And the Fighting Club?
都太难懂了 They're all just so confusing.
爱德华·诺顿为什么要打自己 Why is Edward Norton punching himself?
抱歉 布拉德 I just -- I'm sorry, Brad.
把衣服脱了 闭嘴吧 Just please take off your shirt and shut up.
你不用为了证明你很聪明 You don't have to prove you're smart
去演一些正常人看不懂的片子 by being in movies normal people can't understand.
你是以什么状态看的这些电影 Well, in what context did you watch them?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我是说 有些电影你必须聚精会神 I just mean, some films you have to give your full
专心致志去看 and undivided attention to.
如果你一边看一遍聊天 那确实难看懂 And if you're talking through them, you know, it's kind of hard.
比如《盗梦空间》 Like "Inception."
有趣点 我就不会边看边聊了 Well, be interesting, and I won't talk through you.
好吗 Okay?
谁想再来点 Who wants more?
-快来 -谢谢 - Come on. - Thanks.
内森怎么样 How's Nathan?
他挺好的 He's good!
我们... Well, we're...
有点担心 a little bit worried.
怎么了 宝贝 What? Come on, honey.
-是帕特里克和乔而已啊 -我知道 - It's Patrick and Joe. - I know!
但是... But just what --
有什么好说的 What is there to talk about?
只是变化很大 It's just a lot of change. You know?
我还装了那些应用 And I have those apps, you know?
我冥想 我懂的 I meditate. I get it.
唯一永恒的就是无常 还有 The only thing that's permanent is impermanence and...
合十礼 Namaste.
挺尸式什么的 Savasana, whatever.
我说不好 只是一下子很难接受 I don't know. It's just a lot.
正因如此 说到底 Which is why, at the end of the day,
我只想要布拉德·皮特脱掉上衣 I just want Brad Pitt to take off his shirt
别让我再思考了 and stop making me have to think.
内森的事 只是有点让人困惑而已 Look, the Nathan thing, it's just a little confusing.
双性恋确实让人困惑 Generally, bi is confusing.
才没有让人困惑 It's really not confusing.
《盗梦空间》才让人困惑 "Inception" Is confusing.
-宝贝 我觉得... -谁想再来点 - Honey, I find it -- - Who wants more?
-我觉得有点困惑 -才不会 - I find it a little confusing. - It's not.
还想来点吗 Want more?
我在网上学习了很多 I have learned a lot, actually, online.
真的 Yeah.
有些信息有点过头了 Some of it's a little bit too much.
我需要知道有"双性恋绿帽色情片" I mean, did I need to know there is an entire category
这个分类吗 for "Bisexual Cuckold Porn"?
才不用 What? No!
但说到底 都是选择罢了 But -- I don't know -- it is -- it's all about choices.
对吗 Right? And --
我们的职责就是让内森做出明智的选择 And our job is to make sure that Nathan chooses well.
-我能坦白说吗 -也别太坦白 - May I speak frankly? - Mm, not too frankly.
好 Okay.
双性恋有时会有点令人困惑 Bisexuality can be confusing.
但并不代表着他们... But it doesn't mean that they're, you know,
会总是偷腥 或者成天玩3P cheating all the time or having a bunch of threesomes
或者只要是动的就想上 or sleeping with everything that moves.
我很理解 毕竟其中一个 And I get it, because one of the things
令人困惑的原因就是 that makes it so confusing
每个同性恋都是先以双性恋身份出柜的 is that literally every gay man came out as bi first.
我说过我是双性恋 I mean, I said I was bi,
我比音乐剧里的任何一个直男都要基 and I was gayer than a straight guy in a musical.
等等 Wait.
我大学时在音乐剧都当主演 I starred in all my college musicals.
我不是说内森是把双性恋作为借口 Now, I'm not saying Nathan is using bi as an excuse.
他没有 He's not.
我是说 I mean, come --
我觉得内森可能喜欢一点抓马 I have a feeling that Nathan likes a little drama.
他们都喜欢 They all do.
他们都喜欢说 "我今天这样" They all like to say, "I'm this today,"
或者"我今天那样" or, "Today I'm that," You know?
然后让所有的朋友们评论 And to have all their friends comment and...
给发布的动态之类的点赞 put likes on their posts and whatnot.
但有一半时间 他们其实都不知道这些话是什么意思 But half the time, they don't even know what the words mean.
我是想说 我了解我儿子 My point is that I know my son.
我知道什么会让他幸福 And I know what will make him happy.
对吧 我只希望他能幸福 Right? And that is all that I want for him.
是他自己的幸福 It's his happiness.
跟女人在一起 With a woman.
操 Motherfucker!
亲爱的 Hon?
我的天 都碎了 God -- It's broken.
这只是... It's just a...
一瓶红酒罢了 bottle of red.
内森
都是选择罢了 ...it is -- it's all about choices.
对吧 而且... Right? And --
我们的职责就是让内森做出明智的选择 And our job is to make sure that Nathan chooses well.
-我能坦白说吗 -也别太坦白 - May I speak frankly? - Mm, not too frankly.
当然 好吧 Of course. Okay.
双性恋有时会有点令人困惑 Bisexuality can be confusing.
但并不代表着他们... But it doesn't mean that they're, you know,
会总是偷腥 或者成天玩3P cheating all the time or having a bunch of threesomes
或者只要是动的就想上 or sleeping with everything that moves.
我很理解 毕竟其中一个 And I get it, because one of the things
令人困惑的原因就是 that makes it so confusing
每个同性恋都是 is that literally every gay man
先以双性恋身份出柜的 came out as bi first.
我说过我是双性恋 I mean, I said I was bi,
我比音乐剧里的任何一个直男都要基 and I was gayer than a straight guy in a musical.
等等 Wait.
我大学时在音乐剧都当主演 I starred in all my college musicals.
我不是说内森是把双性恋作为借口 Now, I'm not saying Nathan is using bi as an excuse.
他没有 他没有 He's not. He's not.
我觉得内森可能喜欢一点抓马 I have a feeling that Nathan likes a little drama.
他们都喜欢 They all do.
他们都喜欢说 "我今天这样" They all like to say, "I'm this today,"
或者"我今天那样" or, "Today I'm that," . You know?
然后让所有的朋友们评论 And to have all their friends comment and...
给发布的动态之类的点赞 put likes on their posts and whatnot.
但有一半时间 他们其实都不知道这些话是什么意思那些话代表什么 But half the time, they don't even know what the words mean.
我是想说 我了解我儿子 My point is that I know my son.
我知道什么会让他幸福 And I know what will make him happy.
对吧 我只希望他能幸福 Right? And that is all that I want for him.
是他自己的幸福 It's his happiness.
跟女人在一起 With a woman.
她真恶心 She's gross.
她是我见过最恶心的人 She's the grossest thing I've ever seen.
你终于来了 Oh. Finally.
把事儿做完 好吗 Gets the job done, okay?
其实还挺好喝的 That's actually pretty good.
谁给你涂的指甲 Who did your nails?
切斯特 Chester.
省省吧 没什么大不了的 Oh, stop. It's nothing.
如果一个男的为我跳入水中 给我涂指甲 If a man jumps in the water for me and paints my nails,
那他一定 渴望上我 then he is, for sure, thirsty for me.
不 恰恰相反 No, it's the opposite.
他根本不喜欢我 他无非是 He's so not into me, he's just like,
"让我救起这个可怜的落水狗吧" "Oh, let me save this poor drowning puppy."
你很好 You're good.
你为什么不拿红酒来 Why couldn't you have just gotten wine?
他们会发现的 They'd notice.
你试试在你爸妈 And you try measuring booze
讨论你性生活的同时去量酒 while your parents discuss your sex life.
我的爸爸们觉得你绝对是男同 My dads think you're definitely gay.
但只是他们的看法 But that's just them.
我跟他们说我没感觉到你是男同 I told them I didn't get gay vibes.
我的天 你俩可真诡异 Oh, my God. You guys are so weird.
你跟他们说了什么 What did you tell them?
我说我们接吻了 I told them that we kissed.
为什么 Why?
我跟他们说我很享受 I told them I liked it.
我的妈呀 Oh, my God.
然后他们就说 "别受伤 宝贝" And they were like, "Don't get hurt, babydoll,"
因为他们觉得你在利用我 'cause they think you're just using me
假装自己不是男同 to pretend you're not gay.
但我觉得是因为 But really I think it's because
他们那个关于第三人的破事 they had a shitshow with their third,
所以他们现在反对一切浪漫的事物 so they're just very anti- anything romantic right now.
我没有在利用你 I wasn't using you.
我知道 Oh, I know.
我去拿点东西 Uh, I'm just gonna get something.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
等等 你真的从情感上同意吗 Wait. Do you enthusiastically consent?
我刚把你的手放在我奶子上 I just put your hand on my tit.
糟了 娜奥米不高兴了 Oh, shit. Naomi's upset.
抱歉 就是我跟她 我们终于... I'm sorry. It's just me and her, we're finally, like --
-没事 我明白 -但我很喜欢 而且... - No, I get it. - But I loved it. And, um...
谢谢你 thank you.
爱莉安娜 我们要走了 Arianna! We're going!
爱莉安娜 Arianna!
你的嘴唇让我想把手指伸进你嘴里 Your lips just make me want to put my fingers in your mouth.
爱莉安娜 我们得走了 Arianna, we're going!
娜奥米 Naomi?
放松点 在吗 抱歉
听着 我说不出太好听的话 但是... Look, I-I don't really have anything too good to say, but, um...
我不知道 这...这很怪异 I don't know. It's -- It's weird.
就像是 只要有人喜欢我 It's, like, when someone likes me,
我 我就有点无法相信 I-I kind of can't believe it.
你知道我的那个回力镖吗 You know that Boomerang of me?
我感觉那就是我 I feel like that's just like who I am.
不停地重蹈覆辙 Doing the same stupid shitty thing over and over,
然后我就看着我自己 说"别那么做" and I'm just watching myself, like, "Don't do that."
杰克 除非你屏蔽我了
杰克 在干嘛