1 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:36,128 Hazy sunshine through Wednesday. 2 00:00:36,201 --> 00:00:40,831 And that's the 2:00 a.m. report. You're listening to KMPC 710 in LA. 3 00:00:50,282 --> 00:00:55,413 The Mutual Broadcasting System presents the Larry King Show... 4 00:00:55,787 --> 00:01:00,952 ...network radio's most listened-to talk program. And now, Larry King! 5 00:01:01,059 --> 00:01:04,517 We're with Rex Reed, film critic of the New York Post. 6 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:08,729 Give me the modus operandi of Rex Reed. 7 00:01:09,134 --> 00:01:12,297 Would you rather watch a movie in a crowded theater... 8 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:14,838 ...or in that special screening room? 9 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,474 I like to see movies in the daytime. 10 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:21,569 I don't like to see movies at night because I like to be fresh. 11 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:24,271 I like 10:00 a.m. screenings if possible. 12 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:28,978 I like to be in a screening room preferably all alone. Although that rarely happens. 13 00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:33,247 I don't like to go to these packed movie houses at night... 14 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:38,686 ... where they fill the theater with all the secretaries from the film company... 15 00:01:38,763 --> 00:01:41,823 ...and all the secretaries' second cousins... 16 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:45,167 ...because they want the audience to scream and yell. 17 00:01:45,237 --> 00:01:47,933 They're like backers at an opening night. 18 00:01:48,006 --> 00:01:52,875 But what about that which Mel Brooks told me, always needs an audience: 19 00:01:53,111 --> 00:01:56,376 The comedy? If you're sitting alone at 10: 00... 20 00:01:56,648 --> 00:01:59,776 -... watching a comedy-- -lf it's really funny, I'll laugh. 21 00:01:59,851 --> 00:02:03,787 I don't need 40 other people laughing to remind me I should be laughing. 22 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:08,883 I mean, I don't respond very well to mass hysteria anyway. 23 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:12,491 With Rex Reed, we're ready to go to your phone calls. 24 00:02:12,597 --> 00:02:14,690 We start with Cincinnati. Hello. 25 00:02:14,799 --> 00:02:16,323 Hi. Good morning, Larry. 26 00:02:16,401 --> 00:02:20,428 Rex, I wanted to tell you that I think your forthrightness... 27 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:25,542 ...is refreshing and your dry wit and your humor, it cracks me up. 28 00:02:26,244 --> 00:02:29,543 I like your opinions. You usually agree with me. 29 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:32,376 It gets me into a lot of trouble sometimes, though. 30 00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:34,610 But do you care? 31 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:37,051 -Well, I used to a lot. -Really? 32 00:02:38,056 --> 00:02:41,457 I go back to, like today, I can go and see.... 33 00:02:41,526 --> 00:02:44,324 I'll let myself see a "P" or a "PG "... 34 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:48,061 ...because I don't like to be uncomfortable or embarrassed. 35 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,699 I saw The Black Stallion twice, so you know where I'm coming from. 36 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,067 What's the question? 37 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:56,107 Sex, to me, is not a spectator sport. 38 00:02:56,374 --> 00:03:00,811 Are we going to see some good, thoughtful, clean movies again? 39 00:03:01,813 --> 00:03:03,644 You've had a few lately. 40 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:08,185 I agree with you. The imagination can do so much more to build a scene... 41 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,481 ...or to sustain an emotion. 42 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:14,184 I found a lot of the pictures that I saw, growing up... 43 00:03:14,292 --> 00:03:17,420 ...much sexier than any of the things I've seen today. 44 00:03:17,562 --> 00:03:21,794 I remember The Fountainhead with Gary Cooper and Patricia Neal.... 45 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,258 Linda? 46 00:03:23,902 --> 00:03:27,303 She just looked at him. You saw lust written all over her face... 47 00:03:27,372 --> 00:03:29,806 ...and they didn't take their clothes off at all. 48 00:03:30,342 --> 00:03:31,832 Are you sleeping? 49 00:03:33,578 --> 00:03:35,409 Maybe we shouldn't move. 50 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:39,277 Oh, God. What's the matter now? 51 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:41,879 Nothing. It's just time to ask these questions. 52 00:03:41,953 --> 00:03:45,650 We sold our house. We should have asked these questions before. 53 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,759 All right, then I can't talk to you, so good night. 54 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:51,591 Stop it! You're just nervous about tomorrow. 55 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:56,394 You'll get the promotion. We'll move into the new house and we'll be happy. Okay? 56 00:03:57,002 --> 00:04:00,699 You should hear your voice. It just fills this room with excitement. 57 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:03,339 I'm tired. Stop questioning. 58 00:04:03,675 --> 00:04:06,508 We made a wise decision. Let's feel good about it. 59 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:08,478 All right. Okay, good night. 60 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,280 Good night. 61 00:04:13,685 --> 00:04:14,811 Why that house? 62 00:04:15,754 --> 00:04:16,721 What? 63 00:04:16,855 --> 00:04:21,189 It's too close. Maybe we should have moved far away. 64 00:04:21,593 --> 00:04:24,187 We needed more space, and that house has more space. 65 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:27,993 The purpose of a house is more than space. We could've rented a locker. 66 00:04:28,733 --> 00:04:30,894 Also, we didn't get a tennis court. 67 00:04:31,202 --> 00:04:32,499 We don't play tennis. 68 00:04:32,671 --> 00:04:35,504 We don't have a court. If you have a court, you learn. 69 00:04:35,573 --> 00:04:39,031 Possibly some day we'll have a court and we'll learn. 70 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:46,282 -Can I ask you something else? -What? 71 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:50,749 How come we let the moving company pack for us? 72 00:04:51,489 --> 00:04:54,822 Shouldn't we have done it ourselves? Maybe we're being irresponsible. 73 00:04:54,893 --> 00:04:57,691 I don't believe you. One minute it's a tennis court... 74 00:04:57,829 --> 00:05:01,265 ...then you're worried about the moving company packing a box. 75 00:05:01,766 --> 00:05:04,758 Sometimes I wish we were a little more irresponsible. 76 00:05:04,836 --> 00:05:06,303 What does that mean? 77 00:05:06,371 --> 00:05:08,965 Nothing. Just get some sleep. You'll feel better. 78 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:14,000 What do you mean, you wish we were irresponsible? Are we too responsible? 79 00:05:14,179 --> 00:05:16,875 Sometimes I think we are a bit too controlled. 80 00:05:17,849 --> 00:05:19,942 You do? We're too "controlled"? 81 00:05:20,318 --> 00:05:23,151 How do you go out and buy a $450,000 house... 82 00:05:23,421 --> 00:05:27,585 ...and get all the things you want and not be controlled? 83 00:05:28,259 --> 00:05:29,726 What are you talking about? 84 00:05:29,794 --> 00:05:32,695 What difference does it make? I'll go sleep in the garage. 85 00:05:33,098 --> 00:05:35,066 -Don't do that! -Why not? 86 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,691 I'm responsible. I should be guarding the car. 87 00:05:37,769 --> 00:05:39,066 You're insane! 88 00:05:40,538 --> 00:05:44,565 I'm insane and responsible. This is a potent combination. 89 00:05:47,812 --> 00:05:49,439 I'm not sleeping in the garage. 90 00:05:49,514 --> 00:05:51,141 What am I doing? I'm not an animal. 91 00:05:51,216 --> 00:05:53,047 -What? -I'm not an animal. 92 00:05:54,085 --> 00:05:56,246 Come on, come to bed. 93 00:05:57,422 --> 00:05:58,912 I apologize. 94 00:05:59,524 --> 00:06:01,219 But don't call me names. 95 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:02,685 What names? 96 00:06:03,027 --> 00:06:07,657 Calling me responsible is calling me what? Old or stodgy or stuffed up? 97 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:10,628 I'm doing the best I can. I don't know what else to do. 98 00:06:10,702 --> 00:06:14,138 Also, you're not so irresponsible yourself. Look at your job. 99 00:06:14,239 --> 00:06:16,764 Personnel Director is like in a Nazi camp. 100 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:20,174 If you hire one person they don't like, they fire you. 101 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:23,748 You're upset. I'm sorry I used that word. 102 00:06:25,784 --> 00:06:29,550 After tomorrow, everything will be better. I'm positive. Don't you think so? 103 00:06:29,988 --> 00:06:31,478 You always say that. 104 00:06:31,723 --> 00:06:36,387 Yeah, but for eight years it's been one way. I've been this employee... 105 00:06:36,528 --> 00:06:39,554 ...and then tomorrow, I'll get this promotion and that's it. 106 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,228 I'll have stock in this agency. 107 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:45,825 That makes me responsible. Genuinely responsible. 108 00:06:46,304 --> 00:06:50,502 Now I can be irresponsible. I'm in a position of responsibility. 109 00:06:50,842 --> 00:06:52,366 Do you know what I mean? 110 00:06:52,944 --> 00:06:54,741 -Yeah, I guess so. -Okay. 111 00:06:55,346 --> 00:06:56,711 Good night. 112 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,261 How are you? 113 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:15,693 Well, I'm flattered. 114 00:07:19,471 --> 00:07:21,029 That's more! 115 00:07:22,373 --> 00:07:26,434 Come over to our new house and we'll barbeque. Let's celebrate this. 116 00:07:28,913 --> 00:07:32,076 Ribs, fish, I don't care. Anything. 117 00:07:33,218 --> 00:07:34,685 Did you ever barbeque-- 118 00:07:34,752 --> 00:07:36,310 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 119 00:07:36,387 --> 00:07:39,413 I'm on my way to meet Mr. Taft. Can you be there in 20 minutes? 120 00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:43,427 I can't pick tile out this morning. It's the biggest day of my life! 121 00:07:43,495 --> 00:07:46,692 -We said we'd do this together. -I can't do it. 122 00:07:46,764 --> 00:07:48,425 You're in the kitchen more than me. 123 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,958 I don't think about anything in the kitchen. It's your kitchen. 124 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:54,765 -Now we're angry. -No, I'm not. 125 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:57,740 -Good luck and you'll get your promotion. -Think about this. 126 00:07:58,476 --> 00:08:00,137 -Good luck. -Okay. 127 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:05,705 How are you? 128 00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:50,124 -Good morning, Sylvia. -Good morning. 129 00:08:53,965 --> 00:08:55,626 Hi. Are you Bob? 130 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:57,925 -Bob? No. -Sorry. 131 00:09:11,082 --> 00:09:13,983 Well, I thought it was rude. Got to go. 'Bye. 132 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:16,319 -Good morning. -How are you? 133 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:18,855 -Your meeting is in 25 minutes. -I'm very nervous. 134 00:09:18,923 --> 00:09:20,754 -You look great. -You do, too. 135 00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:23,589 No calls at all. I really want to be alone. 136 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:26,253 Get me the Mercedes place. 137 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,531 -Hi. -Hi. 138 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:11,771 So? 139 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:14,041 -ls it beautiful? -What? 140 00:10:14,545 --> 00:10:16,376 The kitchen. What does it look like? 141 00:10:16,447 --> 00:10:18,779 I chose an orange tile. 142 00:10:19,117 --> 00:10:20,948 -Orange. -Yeah, burnt orange. 143 00:10:21,986 --> 00:10:23,146 Sounds pretty. 144 00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:26,080 Patty, would you close the door? 145 00:10:29,894 --> 00:10:30,986 What's the matter? 146 00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:33,225 I'm going to hate this house. 147 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:36,700 What are you talking about? 148 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:39,462 This morning, after the contractor left, I was all alone. 149 00:10:39,537 --> 00:10:43,769 I sat in the middle of the living room floor. I got so sad. 150 00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:47,034 A preview of the next ten years. I just started shaking. 151 00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:51,815 I don't like anything anymore. I don't like my life, my house, anything. 152 00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:52,941 What do you mean? 153 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:57,920 Nothing's changing. I'm not. David's not. We've just stopped. Life's just going by. 154 00:10:58,656 --> 00:11:00,385 He genuinely believes... 155 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,154 ...that this promotion will change everything. But... 156 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,253 ...he believed that every single promotion and it never does. 157 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,230 Things are always the same. 158 00:11:08,599 --> 00:11:10,863 Maybe this time it will change. 159 00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:13,534 -And if it won't? -Then it won't. 160 00:11:13,871 --> 00:11:16,738 Then you get divorced. Do whatever you have to do. 161 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,610 This is Hans. Hold on, please. 162 00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:22,942 I've been holding most of the morning. 163 00:11:26,584 --> 00:11:28,643 This is Hans. 164 00:11:28,986 --> 00:11:30,044 David Howard. 165 00:11:30,121 --> 00:11:32,681 -How are you, David? -Okay. Listen. 166 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:38,622 I'm closing in on a decision. The beige is the best interior. 167 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:42,365 I think with the dark brown, that's... 168 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,361 -...the best combination. -That's the most beautiful. 169 00:11:45,436 --> 00:11:47,370 All right, so tell me again... 170 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:52,738 ...everything: tax, license, out the door, in my garage-- 171 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:56,974 I don't know where your garage is, but it's $44,420. 172 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,581 It's a lot of money for a car. 173 00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:02,676 It's not a car. It's a Mercedes-- 174 00:12:02,754 --> 00:12:05,780 I know it's a Mercedes, but it's still a lot of money. 175 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,916 Maybe you shouldn't buy the car. Get a Nova. 176 00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:13,758 There are no extras, right? At that price, I shouldn't have to add anything. 177 00:12:13,865 --> 00:12:16,333 You just have to add leather. 178 00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:21,163 -lt doesn't come with leather? -No, that's why I said you have to add it. 179 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:24,402 -What's in there? -It's called "Mercedes leather. " 180 00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,102 What would that be? 181 00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,907 It's a thick vinyl. Beautiful seat. I'd prefer that. 182 00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:31,982 -Let's call it "that" then. -Beautiful, thick vinyl seat. 183 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:34,850 Wouldn't you think there'd be leather in there? 184 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:37,410 If you buy the car, I'll put some shoes in it. 185 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,558 All right. Thank you. 186 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,457 I'll see you when? Tomorrow night? 187 00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:47,692 I don't know. I'll think about it. Talk with my wife. It's a big decision. 188 00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:49,594 How about Friday morning? 189 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:52,861 I can't commit to any day right now. Certainly not this week. 190 00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:56,395 You'll lose the car. I have stars coming in. 191 00:12:56,607 --> 00:12:58,575 Let me just call you back, all right? 192 00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:01,338 Hold on a second. I'm being buzzed. 193 00:13:03,381 --> 00:13:05,542 It's time for your meeting. 194 00:13:07,952 --> 00:13:11,786 Hans is on the phone. He's coming in for the kill. Want to help me out? 195 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:12,948 Oh, no! 196 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:27,003 He'll call you back. 197 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:29,572 -Good luck, you got it. -This is it. 198 00:13:30,141 --> 00:13:34,134 I understand, but it's really impossible right now. I can call you.... 199 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,131 -Good morning. -Hi. 200 00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:00,233 Go on in, he's expecting you. 201 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,733 -Good luck. -Thank you. 202 00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:12,706 Say hi to Brad Tooley. Brad, David Howard. 203 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:16,852 Brad just joined the agency in the East. 204 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:21,124 One of the top men at Doyle Dane. He's fantastic, we're lucky to get him. 205 00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:25,059 I've got two of the best men in modern advertising right here. 206 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:29,294 Brad was blown away by your stuff. 207 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,267 -Right, Brad? -Very impressive. 208 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,666 The Knudsen campaign was one of the best I've ever seen. 209 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:36,431 Thank you. 210 00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:39,738 Brad has joined the agency for a very special reason. 211 00:14:40,411 --> 00:14:42,072 We're going to get Ford. 212 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,438 I can't believe it! Ford? 213 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,880 Trucks, too. 214 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:50,281 This makes us the biggest agency in the world! 215 00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:52,345 Puts us at the top of the heap. 216 00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:56,691 I can't believe this. What a week for us all! This is great! 217 00:14:57,895 --> 00:14:59,692 -Now, David-- -Don't say it. 218 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:03,200 As Senior Vice President, I'm here 24 hours a day. Don't worry. 219 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,132 I'm yours. I'll live on this floor. 220 00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:07,864 You're much too valuable to be Senior Vice President... 221 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,874 ...but I do want you to move to New York and work under Brad. 222 00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:12,910 You two will be in charge of Ford. 223 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:16,444 You're going to have to hurry though, you start in two weeks. 224 00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:18,607 God, I'm sorry. I didn't hear.... 225 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,047 You start in two weeks. 226 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:24,076 There was much too much information. I'm Senior Vice President, then I got lost. 227 00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:26,988 No, I've hired Phil Shubano as Senior Vice President. 228 00:15:27,825 --> 00:15:32,057 You couldn't. I don't understand. I'm Senior Vice President. 229 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,157 No, Phil Shubano is. 230 00:15:35,032 --> 00:15:36,363 Then what am l? 231 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,392 He's giving you quite a compliment. 232 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,871 I ask him for the best man he had and he didn't hesitate for a moment. 233 00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:47,569 He didn't? I don't want to go to New York. 234 00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:53,379 I should get the position I deserve, not be shifted to another account. 235 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:56,753 "Another account"? This is not just "another account." 236 00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:57,843 It's Ford. 237 00:15:57,922 --> 00:16:01,881 I know it's Ford. You have to keep your promise to me. 238 00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:04,154 I didn't make you any promises. 239 00:16:04,228 --> 00:16:07,197 We had lunches over and over for years... 240 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:10,127 ...and you were grooming me for Senior Vice President. 241 00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:13,568 I've been here longer than Phil. I've been here eight years! 242 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:16,231 Phil's been here less than two. 243 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:21,472 He's not as clever as you, he's more of an executive type. I need you creatively. 244 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,771 That explains it, then. 245 00:16:24,849 --> 00:16:28,979 By being clever and being here longer, I get shifted to another account... 246 00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:32,113 ...and he, because of his low intelligence and short tenure... 247 00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:34,748 ...gets this job I've waited my whole life for! 248 00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:39,489 You keep referring to this as just another account. It's not. It's Ford. 249 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:44,526 Is somebody bursting in here and saying "surprise"? You did this before. 250 00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,126 I hate you for this. 251 00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:49,604 Goddamn it, Paul. You caught me again. 252 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,674 Who is bursting in here? Who's doing it? 253 00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:54,973 Nobody's bursting in. I'm offering you something big. 254 00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:56,476 I'm going to New York? 255 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,974 Maybe you should tell him about the campaign. That'll help. 256 00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:03,910 We have the rights to New York, New York. 257 00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:05,650 Don't. Not now. 258 00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:06,985 Listen to this. 259 00:17:07,058 --> 00:17:09,925 When I was on the plane, I was thinking about this. 260 00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:12,152 It should go something like: 261 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,524 "This little town car 262 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,432 "Will drive you away" 263 00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,027 Killer stuff. 264 00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,802 I don't want to hear this. 265 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:26,968 -"It's Ford" -Brad, shut up! Would you, please? 266 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,211 Listen to me. I must get what I deserve. 267 00:17:30,481 --> 00:17:33,917 This is unfair. I have been here too long. 268 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:37,545 Please, make me Senior Vice President, then I'll do what you want. 269 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,111 You can't do this to me! 270 00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:40,850 I thought you'd be thrilled. 271 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:45,089 "Thrilled"? If it's so thrilling, you go to New York! I'll stay here. 272 00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:47,323 I'll take you to the airport. I got a car. 273 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,792 Don't talk like that. I come from New York. 274 00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:54,133 Yes, I know, and you don't want to go back because people steal everything. 275 00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:58,265 I resent that. That's a cliche. New York is the greatest city there is. 276 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,603 Shut up, Brad. 277 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:02,736 Your song stunk, I hate your suit and I could hurt you. 278 00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:04,007 That's enough! 279 00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,742 No, I haven't started yet. 280 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,583 Let's pretend a giant mistake was made. 281 00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:12,550 I'll become Senior Vice President and get what I deserve... 282 00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:15,353 ...and I'll work on Ford and do a great job. 283 00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:18,293 Now, let's bring in Allen Funt and end this. 284 00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:20,158 The position is filled. 285 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:21,423 Well, fuck you! 286 00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,690 That's it! Get out and stay out. 287 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:28,136 I spent the week calling my friends, asking if they thought I'd get this. 288 00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:30,272 Everyone said I was the best man. 289 00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,104 Everyone said, "Don't worry." 290 00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:35,441 Nobody would listen when I said, "l don't think so." 291 00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:37,879 Obviously, they're right. I'm the best man. 292 00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:39,575 Phil Shubano is the groom! 293 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:43,484 There I am, standing next to Phil, watching his life come true. 294 00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:45,853 I know you're upset... 295 00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:49,882 ...and I can appreciate it. I'm going to forget what you just said. 296 00:18:50,027 --> 00:18:52,928 I'm sure you don't want to blow eight years with this company. 297 00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:53,691 Fuck you! 298 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:58,031 I don't think I can work with this man. I'll go back to the hotel. 299 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:00,935 Brad, just relax. I can't either. David, you're fired. 300 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,198 Fired? Oh, I'm fired! 301 00:19:04,608 --> 00:19:07,805 This is great. How dare you? 302 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,470 I want my eight years back! 303 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,975 I've wasted my youth for you. I'm wasted! I'm over. 304 00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:15,585 Come on. I want it back! 305 00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,178 I'm standing here until you give them back! 306 00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:22,248 Better yet, I'll take things home. I want your clock, behind you. Give it to me. 307 00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:23,418 Get me Security, please. 308 00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:25,428 He's calling the cops! 309 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:27,123 Right now, in my office. 310 00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:30,031 -I can't believe it! -I'm going to get a bite to eat. 311 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,362 I'll call you later. 312 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:33,198 You're making a big mistake. 313 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:36,205 You don't even know me, you bald-headed fart! 314 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,502 That's enough! Damn it, David, sit down! 315 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,173 Listen to me. 316 00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:43,372 I used to make fun of my friends who went out to find themselves. 317 00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:44,846 I took the business route. 318 00:19:44,915 --> 00:19:47,975 So, I wind up here. I can't believe it. 319 00:19:48,118 --> 00:19:51,610 What do I get? I get a transfer! After all these years! 320 00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:55,684 I can get that at a bus stop without any qualifications. 321 00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:58,623 By the way, our hairpiece secret is off. 322 00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:00,659 Yes, sir? 323 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,631 Would you escort Mr. Howard out, please? 324 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,192 He does not have to escort me out. I leave on my own, gratefully. 325 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,932 It's all right. I leave gratefully! 326 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:14,074 Before I do, I think the people in this office ought to know what went on here today! 327 00:20:14,745 --> 00:20:19,409 Don't have lunch with this man! He'll want to take you to lunch. Don't go! 328 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,810 He'll tell you how good the future will be. 329 00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:26,879 I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! 330 00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:59,413 Maybe you should talk to Cindy about that. 331 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,617 She knows more about it than I do. 332 00:21:02,993 --> 00:21:05,655 Maybe 3:15? Okay. Bye-bye. 333 00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:10,526 -Quit. Quit your job. -What? 334 00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,933 -Quit my job? -I did. You do it. 335 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:13,992 You quit your job? 336 00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:18,565 I didn't really quit, I got fired. But it was the same thing. You were right. 337 00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:21,142 No more "responsible David." I'm free! 338 00:21:21,211 --> 00:21:24,476 I was responsibly blind. I was a dead man. 339 00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:28,541 I would never have used that word, if I knew you'd have taken it so literally. 340 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:32,213 -I'm crediting you for saving my life! -lt was just a word! 341 00:21:32,656 --> 00:21:34,817 They were jacking me off! 342 00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:38,255 They were jacking me off. I was on the road to nowhere. 343 00:21:38,662 --> 00:21:42,860 Do you know the road? It goes nowhere! You're on it! 344 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,729 It's a nowhere road. It just goes around in a circle. 345 00:21:45,803 --> 00:21:48,704 It's the carrot on the stick, and the watch when you're 70. 346 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:50,763 Who was made senior vice president? 347 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:58,112 I don't care anymore about school senior vice president. 348 00:21:58,182 --> 00:22:00,673 I'm sick of being programmed like a robot. 349 00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:02,918 -Phil Shubano! -Why? 350 00:22:02,986 --> 00:22:05,819 Phil Shubano, the under-qualified son of a bitch! 351 00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:09,588 Why? Because life isn't fair. But it'll balance out. 352 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:13,187 He'll buy the boat I've had to look at in that catalogue for three years. 353 00:22:13,263 --> 00:22:16,027 He'll crash in Catalina and die and seals will eat him! 354 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:19,126 -Come on, you like Phil. -I'm just telling you what might be. 355 00:22:19,203 --> 00:22:23,105 He won't die and won't be eaten, but he'll never find his way back home. 356 00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:26,440 -Quit. I'll wait right here. -I can't quit now. 357 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,410 -Yes, you can. -No, I can't. 358 00:22:28,479 --> 00:22:32,108 Even if I wanted to, my boss isn't here. There's no one I can quit to. 359 00:22:32,182 --> 00:22:34,844 It's time to get out! We have to touch lndians. 360 00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:38,613 We have to see the mountains and prairies and the whole rest of that song. 361 00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:41,984 Let's make love right now. I want to have sex with you right here. 362 00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:44,584 There are people around. We can do it later at home. 363 00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:46,252 We'll do it later, okay? 364 00:22:46,397 --> 00:22:49,696 We don't have any spontaneity. You're right. Two responsible people. 365 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:53,635 Why can't we have sex here? It's a room with a ceiling. Please. 366 00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:56,767 Fine. Some people you fuck in front of, others you don't. 367 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,332 We'll find the ones and we'll fuck in front of them. 368 00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:03,406 -We're free. Quit right now. -I can't quit my job. 369 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,640 Quit right now. 370 00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:06,706 Fine. I'll wait outside. 371 00:23:07,184 --> 00:23:08,742 Look, my boss isn't here. 372 00:23:08,819 --> 00:23:11,253 Let's talk about this tonight, later, at home. 373 00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:15,314 I'm hyper. I'm on this high, but it's real! It's real! 374 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:19,385 I've got things to do. I'll talk to you tonight. I love you so much. 375 00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:22,125 One last chance for a quickie. Come on! 376 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:33,568 Here's a three-bedroom ranch on two and a half acres. 377 00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:37,478 "lmmaculate condition with a hearth. $55,000." 378 00:23:37,714 --> 00:23:39,614 God, that's really pretty.... 379 00:23:39,716 --> 00:23:42,981 "Country living, next to the farmhouse. $1 29,000. 380 00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:46,045 "Four bedrooms. Two and a half acres, a pond. 381 00:23:47,791 --> 00:23:52,125 "$49,000." That's better looking than this house! 382 00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:56,198 "Five acres in Connecticut. $80,000." How can that be? 383 00:23:56,266 --> 00:24:01,226 Because it's there. If our new house was there, it would be $200,000 tops. 384 00:24:01,305 --> 00:24:04,706 We'd pay half of what we're paying. Look at this. 385 00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:10,705 "Two-family, Bay Village, barn. $55,000." 386 00:24:10,781 --> 00:24:13,773 Look at that house. That's a usable attic. 387 00:24:14,518 --> 00:24:17,681 When was the last time you've seen a usable attic in California? 388 00:24:17,754 --> 00:24:21,815 That's a usable attic. It's a room. We have a fan up there and a mouse. 389 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:23,582 There's a lighthouse here. 390 00:24:23,994 --> 00:24:25,518 An actual lighthouse. 391 00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:30,055 "Two bedrooms, kitchen, playroom." How does all that fit into a lighthouse? 392 00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:32,067 I've no idea. Go there and ask them. 393 00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:36,629 Listen. This is what I've been doing all afternoon. Tell me what you think. 394 00:24:38,342 --> 00:24:41,334 Here it is. This is everything we have. 395 00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:45,275 We got a ride on the inflation train that you would not believe. 396 00:24:45,782 --> 00:24:48,979 In 1978, we bought this house for $150,000. 397 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:52,078 If we sell our house, and don't put it back into a behemoth... 398 00:24:52,289 --> 00:24:55,383 ...we have a $140,000 profit. 399 00:24:56,159 --> 00:25:00,186 It's money we would've never seen. It would have gone into the other house. 400 00:25:01,498 --> 00:25:04,990 If we pull out of the new house, we'll lose $15,000 in escrow. 401 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:09,562 The best $15,000 we'll ever spend. We'll have $125,000 left. 402 00:25:09,706 --> 00:25:13,403 We liquidate everything. Stocks, your father's bonds.... 403 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:18,743 The minimum for both cars, $16,500. I'm being very conservative. 404 00:25:18,849 --> 00:25:20,783 Very conservative liquidation leaves us... 405 00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:24,309 ...$190,000 in cash. 406 00:25:27,758 --> 00:25:29,123 We couldn't. 407 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,954 -$190,000 in cash! -I don't believe it! 408 00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:37,057 All we need is a motor home. A good one because we'll be living there forever. 409 00:25:37,134 --> 00:25:39,102 What does a motor home cost? 410 00:25:39,169 --> 00:25:41,000 Guess who went motor-home shopping? 411 00:25:41,071 --> 00:25:43,835 "Hi, friends. Motor homes for sale." 412 00:25:43,941 --> 00:25:46,637 $45,000, complete, for a great one. 413 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,701 Thirty feet long, a bedroom, a bath... 414 00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:51,771 ...a kitchen, a microwave that browns, a little TV. 415 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:55,915 Beautiful! Better than our new house. It has wheels, too. 416 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,281 That leaves us $145,000 in cash! 417 00:26:01,258 --> 00:26:04,819 Play devil's advocate. Can't you live 20 years on $145,000... 418 00:26:04,895 --> 00:26:09,127 ...if you're living out of a motor home, just eating and painting and writing books? 419 00:26:09,199 --> 00:26:11,724 We talked about this when we were 19. 420 00:26:12,035 --> 00:26:16,369 We kept saying, "Let's find ourselves," but we didn't have money and so watched TV. 421 00:26:17,274 --> 00:26:21,768 Linda, this is just like Easy Rider, except now it's our turn. 422 00:26:22,112 --> 00:26:26,105 We can drop out and still have our nest egg! 423 00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:28,441 That's unheard of! 424 00:26:28,785 --> 00:26:32,277 And if we get as far as Connecticut, and we like one of those farms... 425 00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:34,786 ...maybe we could put a down payment on one. 426 00:26:35,058 --> 00:26:38,118 We could buy the lighthouse and the Cape Cod pond. 427 00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:40,623 And still have money left over. 428 00:26:41,465 --> 00:26:43,626 What's wrong? Why are you crying? 429 00:26:44,134 --> 00:26:46,967 We really can do anything we want, can't we? 430 00:26:47,471 --> 00:26:48,961 Who's stopping us? 431 00:26:50,641 --> 00:26:51,972 Nobody. 432 00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,647 I'm getting Florida! 433 00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:11,324 Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your attention, please? 434 00:27:13,163 --> 00:27:14,824 I'd like to make a toast. 435 00:27:14,931 --> 00:27:19,925 To our beautiful friends, David and Linda Howard. Good luck. 436 00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:27,674 "Good luck"? He's a man of no words. 437 00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:32,046 This is a real nice evening to be here with... 438 00:27:32,182 --> 00:27:33,171 ...you folks. 439 00:27:33,717 --> 00:27:36,208 I do have an announcement I would like to make. 440 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,784 Although we have no destination and we'll be roaming around the country... 441 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:46,955 ...there is one place we're going to first, and that's Las Vegas, Nevada. 442 00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:52,969 Because I would like to, if she will have me... 443 00:27:53,036 --> 00:27:55,368 ...remarry my lovely wife. 444 00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,206 Does it fit? 445 00:28:01,211 --> 00:28:04,544 We're both nervous. I'm drunk, you might be nervous. 446 00:28:04,681 --> 00:28:05,875 That's nice. 447 00:28:08,719 --> 00:28:11,381 An 80-year-old woman helped me pick this out. 448 00:28:11,722 --> 00:28:14,054 But I couldn't tell what she was pointing to. 449 00:28:18,061 --> 00:28:20,552 I think it was that one. I hope so. 450 00:28:20,897 --> 00:28:24,958 So, let me make a toast. See if I can top Ray's toast. 451 00:28:27,904 --> 00:28:29,098 To our wonderful friends... 452 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:31,766 ...we will miss you. Thanks for being our friends... 453 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:35,334 ...and we'll think of you. Thanks for giving us this party. 454 00:28:36,413 --> 00:28:39,576 To you, thanks for remarrying me. 455 00:28:40,584 --> 00:28:42,916 And good luck with me. 456 00:28:44,254 --> 00:28:47,246 And to America...Iook out... 457 00:28:48,258 --> 00:28:49,919 ...here we come! 458 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:07,000 Come up front. We're crossing the city line. 459 00:30:08,505 --> 00:30:10,666 Hurry. This is historic. 460 00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,503 This is a great kitchen. 461 00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,841 Melted cheese. 462 00:30:23,353 --> 00:30:25,014 -Microwave? -Yeah. 463 00:30:26,456 --> 00:30:28,583 -How long did this take? -28 seconds. 464 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:30,148 Including the browning time? 465 00:30:30,227 --> 00:30:31,819 Everything. Isn't that great? 466 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:34,528 Good browning element. 467 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:41,063 I've never really tasted melted cheese until now. It tastes good. 468 00:30:41,504 --> 00:30:42,994 I love our new kitchen. 469 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,674 The further we get from LA, the better it tastes. 470 00:30:46,376 --> 00:30:50,870 You know something? I'm nervous, but I can't wait to marry you. 471 00:30:51,214 --> 00:30:54,843 I just can't wait. I'm just carried away by this. 472 00:30:55,585 --> 00:30:56,574 Me, too. 473 00:30:56,686 --> 00:30:59,587 Clara said the Silver Bell Chapel is the cutest one. 474 00:31:00,223 --> 00:31:01,451 I like that name. 475 00:31:01,524 --> 00:31:03,082 We'll get there at 10:30... 476 00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:05,721 ...do it... 477 00:31:06,196 --> 00:31:07,629 ...then we're on our way. 478 00:31:10,233 --> 00:31:11,723 Las Vegas, here we come! 479 00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:43,597 -Bright enough for you? -It's great. 480 00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:31,011 Look at those bells. This is exciting. I like it. Let's go! 481 00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:33,809 -Aren't you tired? -I'm excited! 482 00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:36,311 I think we should do this tomorrow. 483 00:32:36,653 --> 00:32:38,314 We're here. Let's do it now! 484 00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:41,719 I think we should do it tomorrow. We'll both be up and be fresh.... 485 00:32:41,825 --> 00:32:43,986 We should get married at the crack of dawn. 486 00:32:44,294 --> 00:32:49,095 Okay, great idea. We'll camp out under the stars, we'll come back... 487 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:51,793 ...we'll be the first couple of the new day. 488 00:32:51,935 --> 00:32:53,129 Great. Let's do it. 489 00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:56,097 Are you sure we want to camp out? 490 00:32:56,172 --> 00:32:58,003 Yeah. Don't you want to camp out? 491 00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:01,803 Why don't we make this like a real old-fashioned honeymoon? 492 00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:06,109 Let's go to the best hotel, get a honeymoon suite and just celebrate. 493 00:33:06,383 --> 00:33:09,682 We don't want to stay in Las Vegas. It represents everything we left. 494 00:33:09,753 --> 00:33:12,017 It's the worst money-grabbing place in the world. 495 00:33:12,088 --> 00:33:14,989 Just tonight. Wouldn't it be fun to have room service... 496 00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:18,922 ...make love in a big bed and watch porno movies? 497 00:33:19,095 --> 00:33:20,528 Wouldn't that be fun? 498 00:33:21,531 --> 00:33:22,520 Porno movies? 499 00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:25,425 We want to touch lndians. 500 00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:28,162 We will, but just tonight, then never again. 501 00:33:28,872 --> 00:33:31,534 We can take a bath together in one of those big tubs. 502 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:34,073 -You want to bathe together? -Yeah. 503 00:33:35,378 --> 00:33:38,711 We haven't taken a bath together in a long time. 504 00:33:39,883 --> 00:33:41,544 Will this make you happy? 505 00:33:42,719 --> 00:33:44,209 It's yours. 506 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:22,014 -How are you? -Good evening. 507 00:34:22,592 --> 00:34:26,528 My wife and I have dropped out of society and we were going to spend the night-- 508 00:34:26,596 --> 00:34:29,258 -Just ask him for the room. -This is the way I do it. 509 00:34:29,432 --> 00:34:32,731 We were going to camp out, sleep under the stars... 510 00:34:32,802 --> 00:34:37,933 ...but we're getting remarried tomorrow, so we wanted the best bridal suite. 511 00:34:38,775 --> 00:34:40,766 Do you have a reservation? 512 00:34:40,877 --> 00:34:45,712 I just dropped out of society. I don't do reservation things anymore. 513 00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:49,774 Well, we do. I'm sorry, but the bridal suite is occupied. 514 00:34:51,121 --> 00:34:52,611 It isn't occupied. 515 00:34:53,123 --> 00:34:57,526 It isn't occupied. Give him some money. We'll get the bridal suite. 516 00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:59,619 -How much do I give him? -$50. 517 00:35:00,396 --> 00:35:01,795 Just give him the money. 518 00:35:02,899 --> 00:35:05,766 I'll tell you what, I've worked with computers in college... 519 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:09,066 ...and I know that sometimes they're complicated machines. 520 00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:13,632 Why don't you run it through once more, and who knows? 521 00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:16,138 I think I know what you mean. I'll check. 522 00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:21,616 No. It's occupied. 523 00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:24,646 -Give him more money. -I just gave him $50. 524 00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:27,585 I can't. I'll give him all my money. 525 00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:29,488 Just give him some more money. 526 00:35:30,326 --> 00:35:34,660 Just give him some more money. 527 00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:38,934 I'm not good at this. I don't get good seats at good games... 528 00:35:39,002 --> 00:35:43,405 ...and I've never gotten a ringside table. It's just something I don't know how to do. 529 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:46,374 So to save time, how much do you want? 530 00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:47,636 $100. 531 00:36:13,603 --> 00:36:16,265 Oh, my God. Wait a minute. 532 00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:27,213 I think this is a mistake. We paid for a suite, so does this open up? 533 00:36:28,384 --> 00:36:30,477 -The junior bridal suite. -What? 534 00:36:30,553 --> 00:36:32,544 Junior bridal suite. 535 00:36:32,822 --> 00:36:37,225 I paid $100 for the best bridal suite. Is there a senior bridal suite? 536 00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:38,716 I don't know. 537 00:36:38,828 --> 00:36:40,318 I gave him $100. 538 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:41,419 I don't know. 539 00:36:43,266 --> 00:36:46,531 Can I get into this room? Is there a big living room that goes here? 540 00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:47,592 I don't know. 541 00:36:51,574 --> 00:36:56,238 Could we get one large heart mattress? I don't think you can push them together. 542 00:36:56,412 --> 00:36:57,401 I don't know. 543 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:01,281 Thanks for the help. 544 00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:10,651 What do you think? 545 00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:13,195 If Liberace had children this would be their room. 546 00:37:13,329 --> 00:37:14,990 I'll check out the bathroom. 547 00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:18,430 Cute little hearts. 548 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,431 Nice bath? 549 00:37:22,772 --> 00:37:24,103 There's no tub. 550 00:37:24,173 --> 00:37:24,969 None? 551 00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:27,709 There's just a tiny heart-shaped shower. 552 00:37:28,778 --> 00:37:33,442 There goes the bath fantasy. We've got porno movies and room service. 553 00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:36,016 Why don't we go see a show and have some dinner? 554 00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:39,452 Let's stick to our plan. We'll eat in this room and be out at dawn. 555 00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:44,123 I'm going to take a nice, hot shower. It's going to be fun. 556 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:14,883 Sweetie, let's get married. 557 00:38:20,129 --> 00:38:21,255 Sweetheart? 558 00:38:24,901 --> 00:38:26,562 Linda? 559 00:38:58,601 --> 00:39:00,728 You can't come in here dressed like that. 560 00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:04,637 I saw Electric Horseman. An animal rode through here with lights on. 561 00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:11,774 Come on back to me, 22. Come on back to me. 562 00:39:12,014 --> 00:39:15,347 Come on, 22. Come on back. 563 00:39:18,421 --> 00:39:19,820 What are you doing? 564 00:39:19,889 --> 00:39:21,550 Not now, go away. 565 00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:24,457 -How long have you been here? -We're going for 22. 566 00:39:25,962 --> 00:39:26,792 Twelve. 567 00:39:26,996 --> 00:39:28,623 -Shit! -How much did you lose? 568 00:39:29,465 --> 00:39:31,160 How much was that? 569 00:39:32,835 --> 00:39:34,826 One more time. 22. 570 00:39:34,904 --> 00:39:36,667 Why are you betting 22? 571 00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:38,263 We got to talk. 572 00:39:41,277 --> 00:39:44,337 She's been here all night. She's not on a lucky streak. 573 00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:46,343 -How much has she lost? -Talk to her. 574 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:47,974 -How much? -Talk. 575 00:39:49,552 --> 00:39:51,247 -The man says you're-- -What man? 576 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,481 -He says you've lost-- -I was down earlier. 577 00:39:53,556 --> 00:39:55,820 -You're up now? -I'm still down, but I'll hit. 578 00:39:55,892 --> 00:40:00,056 You're going to bring me bad luck. Stop it! 22! 579 00:40:02,331 --> 00:40:03,662 Twenty-two. 580 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,995 All right! I'm sorry! 581 00:40:07,069 --> 00:40:08,559 -How much? -$35. 582 00:40:09,138 --> 00:40:10,730 -We're up! -We're still down. 583 00:40:10,807 --> 00:40:12,240 -How down? -Down. 584 00:40:13,643 --> 00:40:15,338 -How down is she? -Down. 585 00:40:16,879 --> 00:40:18,369 -How down are you? -Down. 586 00:40:18,481 --> 00:40:20,381 -How much have you lost? -Everything. 587 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:24,853 Everything! Everything on 22, and make it happen for me. 588 00:40:25,288 --> 00:40:29,224 -Twenty-two, come on back to me. -Where did you get that number? 589 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,027 Double zero. 590 00:40:32,795 --> 00:40:34,820 -Shit! -You lost. It's gone. 591 00:40:35,765 --> 00:40:37,562 What do you mean "everything"? 592 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:39,931 There's no more money! 593 00:40:40,503 --> 00:40:42,095 She really likes 22, huh? 594 00:40:42,205 --> 00:40:43,604 Stop it. Come here. 595 00:40:44,106 --> 00:40:46,267 I'm going to hit on 22. 596 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,041 Good morning. May I help you? 597 00:40:53,115 --> 00:40:55,345 We just.... That's fine. 598 00:41:00,957 --> 00:41:02,356 Sit here. 599 00:41:05,361 --> 00:41:06,385 What happened? 600 00:41:06,496 --> 00:41:10,159 At 2:30 this morning, this man said I was up $100,000. 601 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:13,168 Why the hell did you start gambling that kind of money? 602 00:41:13,336 --> 00:41:17,204 It was more chips than I've ever seen. They were everywhere. 603 00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:19,332 You had no chips when I came downstairs. 604 00:41:19,408 --> 00:41:21,171 But I can get them back. 605 00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:22,470 Stop it. 606 00:41:23,412 --> 00:41:26,904 -The cash in the room, you took that? -Yes. 607 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,680 -You cashed your personal checks? -Yes. 608 00:41:30,987 --> 00:41:33,512 -You didn't touch the traveler's checks? -Yes. 609 00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:36,385 The core of the nest egg? 610 00:41:36,659 --> 00:41:38,422 How much is left of the nest egg? 611 00:41:38,494 --> 00:41:42,487 Nothing. Give or take $1,000. 612 00:41:43,165 --> 00:41:45,497 -"Give or take $1,000"? -Yeah. 613 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:50,771 Oh, God! I can't believe it. 614 00:41:51,307 --> 00:41:53,172 It's like a Twilight Zone. 615 00:41:53,276 --> 00:41:57,940 I've never had this feeling before. There were people rooting and cheering. 616 00:41:58,014 --> 00:42:01,279 It was like being on another planet. I didn't care. 617 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:04,444 I didn't have any problems. Do you know what that feels like? 618 00:42:04,687 --> 00:42:08,885 Why didn't you tell me when we married you were this gambling-diseased person? 619 00:42:08,991 --> 00:42:12,154 Why didn't you tell me? Isn't that fair? Then I could've decided. 620 00:42:12,228 --> 00:42:14,594 It's like a venereal disease. You tell someone. 621 00:42:14,931 --> 00:42:16,421 I've only gambled twice. 622 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,732 This is the second time. 623 00:42:19,135 --> 00:42:23,469 I can't believe it. What did I do? 624 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:25,965 Why did this happen? What did I do? 625 00:42:26,075 --> 00:42:29,067 -You don't understand-- -Just a minute. I'm tracing my life. 626 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,483 Okay, we can do something. There's something that can be done. 627 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:39,248 Let me think. Let me just think. 628 00:42:43,893 --> 00:42:47,556 If you pick up a keno card, I'll kill you! 629 00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,860 Listen to me. You stay right here. 630 00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:56,068 I'll go talk to someone. I think I can get our money back. 631 00:42:56,906 --> 00:42:58,498 Just stay here. 632 00:42:59,075 --> 00:43:03,535 Don't move. I'll be right back. Stay here. Stay! 633 00:43:03,613 --> 00:43:06,605 -Why are you treating me like an animal? -I'll tell you later. 634 00:43:06,682 --> 00:43:07,706 Just stay! 635 00:43:19,929 --> 00:43:20,896 How are you feeling? 636 00:43:20,963 --> 00:43:23,864 If it's okay, I need to talk to you privately, somewhere. 637 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,594 Come on upstairs. 638 00:43:35,845 --> 00:43:37,278 -How are you? -I'm fine. 639 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,072 Thank you for seeing me. I've heard a lot about you. 640 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:43,309 What do you mean? Who are you talking to? 641 00:43:43,386 --> 00:43:47,379 I meant nice things. You have a good reputation. You run a great casino. 642 00:43:47,823 --> 00:43:50,656 -Thanks. Is your wife feeling better? -Much better. 643 00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,162 I'm going to present you with an idea. 644 00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:57,393 Before I do, I'll fill you in on my credentials. 645 00:43:57,466 --> 00:44:00,902 I was creative director for Ross & McMahon. 646 00:44:01,003 --> 00:44:02,630 -You know them? -No. 647 00:44:02,705 --> 00:44:05,572 One of the biggest advertising agencies in the world. 648 00:44:05,641 --> 00:44:09,839 I was creative director on the West Coast, so when I say I have an idea... 649 00:44:10,312 --> 00:44:13,975 ...you know I'm not a jerk. It's my business. 650 00:44:15,284 --> 00:44:18,117 My wife and l have dropped out of society... 651 00:44:19,655 --> 00:44:23,648 ...and we were going to roam across the country and "find ourselves." 652 00:44:24,393 --> 00:44:26,384 Just like they did in Easy Rider. 653 00:44:26,762 --> 00:44:27,751 Easy what? 654 00:44:28,030 --> 00:44:29,463 Easy Rider, the film. 655 00:44:29,732 --> 00:44:30,824 I didn't see it. 656 00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,827 Great movie. You got to see it. It's historic. 657 00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:37,937 Anyway, my wife and l, we liquidated. 658 00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,373 We put everything into this nest egg... 659 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:45,537 ...and we were going to roam the county, finding ourselves. Just being. 660 00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:48,547 We lost our nest egg here. 661 00:44:49,952 --> 00:44:52,113 I realize you lost a lot of money. 662 00:44:52,555 --> 00:44:56,047 Your room and your food, comped. Free. 663 00:44:56,292 --> 00:45:00,956 No, I didn't mean that. That's not what I meant. 664 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:05,801 I'm going to tell you this idea now... 665 00:45:06,368 --> 00:45:10,395 ...and please, be secretive. If another hotel hears this, they'll take it. 666 00:45:10,506 --> 00:45:12,337 This is my business. 667 00:45:14,143 --> 00:45:18,978 As the boldest experiment in advertising history, you give us our money back. 668 00:45:20,082 --> 00:45:21,174 I beg your pardon? 669 00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:24,252 Give us our money back. Think of the publicity! 670 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,754 The Hilton Hotels have these billboards... 671 00:45:26,822 --> 00:45:31,953 ...where the faces of the winners of these slot machine jackpots are all over LA. 672 00:45:32,194 --> 00:45:36,893 I know that works. I've seen people look up and say, "I'll go to the Hilton." 673 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:39,631 Well, you give us our money back. 674 00:45:39,735 --> 00:45:43,796 I'm just coming off the top of my head, but a visual where.... 675 00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:47,637 If we had a billboard and the Desert lnn handed us our nest egg back. 676 00:45:47,777 --> 00:45:50,268 This gives the Desert lnn really.... 677 00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:52,878 Vegas is not associated with feeling. 678 00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:57,345 First of all, those people on those signs, they won. 679 00:45:57,653 --> 00:45:59,678 -You lost. -But that's it! 680 00:46:00,022 --> 00:46:01,853 That's the campaign. 681 00:46:02,191 --> 00:46:03,624 What's the campaign? 682 00:46:03,893 --> 00:46:08,387 You gave us our money back because you reviewed our situation... 683 00:46:08,531 --> 00:46:11,193 ...and you realized that we dropped out of society... 684 00:46:11,367 --> 00:46:15,804 ...and we weren't just gamblers, and we made a mistake... 685 00:46:16,105 --> 00:46:20,132 ...and you gave our money back. You would be booked for 10 years. 686 00:46:20,376 --> 00:46:25,211 Then all the gamblers will say, "Go to the Desert lnn and get our money back." 687 00:46:25,314 --> 00:46:28,147 Not gamblers. You keep all the money. 688 00:46:28,484 --> 00:46:33,319 It's just that my wife and I aren't gamblers. That's the distinction. 689 00:46:33,622 --> 00:46:38,355 We represent the few people.... There's probably no one else... 690 00:46:38,727 --> 00:46:43,528 ...that is going to come and have.... It happened. We're probably the only two. 691 00:46:43,732 --> 00:46:46,895 We represent the people who have taken the chance... 692 00:46:46,969 --> 00:46:51,167 ...and we made a mistake, and then the Desert lnn corrects it and gives it back. 693 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,969 There is a warm feeling here. 694 00:46:53,075 --> 00:46:55,805 But you don't think everyone will want their money back? 695 00:46:55,878 --> 00:46:57,539 No, in the campaign... 696 00:46:57,746 --> 00:47:00,909 ...you make a clear distinction between the bold, my wife and l... 697 00:47:00,983 --> 00:47:03,816 ...and all the other schmucks who come to see Wayne Newton. 698 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,151 I like Wayne Newton. 699 00:47:06,589 --> 00:47:08,022 I said Wayne Newton? 700 00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:11,617 I heard you say, "Schmucks see Wayne Newton." 701 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,921 I like him. That makes me a schmuck? 702 00:47:17,466 --> 00:47:19,798 I'm stupid to use him as a dividing point. 703 00:47:19,902 --> 00:47:22,803 I just meant all the people that come here carefree... 704 00:47:23,138 --> 00:47:25,868 ...on their way to see a show, and my wife and l... 705 00:47:25,975 --> 00:47:29,536 ...who, if you knew us, believe me, you would.... 706 00:47:29,845 --> 00:47:31,176 -You're bold. -Yes. 707 00:47:31,647 --> 00:47:33,114 So, what do you think? 708 00:47:33,182 --> 00:47:35,514 I don't think the sign will work and-- 709 00:47:35,584 --> 00:47:39,953 The sign is wrong. A jingle. A television campaign. 710 00:47:40,189 --> 00:47:43,352 "The Desert lnn has heart" 711 00:47:45,995 --> 00:47:46,984 That's enough. 712 00:47:47,463 --> 00:47:51,263 The casino is our main means of income. 713 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,900 Not the coffee shop, not the show. The casino pays all our bills. 714 00:47:55,971 --> 00:47:59,202 If we give everybody's money back, we can't pay our bills. 715 00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:01,467 We can't change our policy. 716 00:48:01,543 --> 00:48:03,704 Play a word game with me, this will do it. 717 00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:06,111 -What is a hunting lodge for? -To hunt. 718 00:48:06,515 --> 00:48:09,075 -What do you do at a rest home? -You rest. 719 00:48:09,151 --> 00:48:13,588 We'll associate the lnn with something lovely. You don't think of anything, huh? 720 00:48:13,756 --> 00:48:17,317 Gambling. That's why people come here. To gamble. 721 00:48:17,393 --> 00:48:22,023 They want to hunt, they go to Wisconsin. To rest, they go to New Orleans. 722 00:48:22,231 --> 00:48:27,669 They want to gamble, they come to Vegas. That's why it's "Las Vegas gambling." 723 00:48:27,937 --> 00:48:31,429 You see signs around here with guys with guns shooting ducks? 724 00:48:31,573 --> 00:48:35,805 It's a gambling place. They don't shoot ducks, raccoons, beavers. 725 00:48:35,978 --> 00:48:38,776 They come to gamble. That's what we do here. 726 00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:41,145 You're a nice guy, you make me laugh... 727 00:48:41,216 --> 00:48:44,310 ...but our policy is: we can't give your money back. 728 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,852 Say goodbye to your wife. I got to go. 729 00:48:47,189 --> 00:48:49,123 What about Miracle on 34th Street? 730 00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:51,593 -It's the Christmas movie. -Yes, it was. 731 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:52,888 There was Gimbel's... 732 00:48:52,962 --> 00:48:56,659 ...who feared if they gave something up they would lose. 733 00:48:56,865 --> 00:49:01,165 They wound up benefiting. He was afraid he'd lose business to Macy's, but he didn't. 734 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:03,830 It's the same situation. This costs you nothing. 735 00:49:03,906 --> 00:49:07,535 To give us back our money is nothing. You would be the one to benefit. 736 00:49:07,676 --> 00:49:08,734 Wrong. 737 00:49:09,211 --> 00:49:13,045 In that movie, Santa Claus took care of everything. 738 00:49:13,115 --> 00:49:17,552 There was Macy's, Gimbel's, but Santa Claus fixed the whole thing. 739 00:49:17,987 --> 00:49:19,477 We don't have Santa Claus. 740 00:49:20,022 --> 00:49:21,114 Then we get him. 741 00:49:21,557 --> 00:49:22,182 Who? 742 00:49:22,257 --> 00:49:26,887 Santa Claus! We get him! That's the ad campaign. I have the chills. 743 00:49:27,129 --> 00:49:30,292 Santa Claus is on the billboard handing us our nest egg. 744 00:49:30,632 --> 00:49:35,194 We associate, for the first time ever, Christmas and Las Vegas. 745 00:49:35,304 --> 00:49:38,296 Las Vegas, a Christmas place to be. 746 00:49:39,408 --> 00:49:40,898 We're finished talking. 747 00:50:02,197 --> 00:50:05,098 I can't take this any more. Say something. Anything. 748 00:50:05,334 --> 00:50:09,600 Yell, scream, drive off the road. Anything. Just stop being so quiet. 749 00:50:10,139 --> 00:50:11,299 I'm fine. 750 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:15,907 I feel horrible. I can't apologize enough. 751 00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:22,243 You'll make yourself sick. I understand. If I was you, I'd be furious. 752 00:50:22,351 --> 00:50:25,514 But you just can't hold it in. You've got to let it out. 753 00:50:26,255 --> 00:50:27,654 I'm fine. 754 00:50:28,524 --> 00:50:31,857 Obviously, I can't keep apologizing for what I did, so... 755 00:50:32,628 --> 00:50:37,292 ...Iet's talk about what we'll do. Our dream is the same. We just don't have money. 756 00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:41,700 We should stop saying we don't have any money because we do have some. 757 00:50:42,738 --> 00:50:44,467 We have $802. 758 00:50:45,074 --> 00:50:46,302 That's something. 759 00:50:46,575 --> 00:50:49,066 Yes, that's something. 760 00:50:52,314 --> 00:50:55,647 I think we should make the rest of the day as pleasant as possible. 761 00:50:55,784 --> 00:50:58,275 We're headed towards Hoover Dam... 762 00:50:58,487 --> 00:51:00,887 ...so why don't we make that our destination? 763 00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:03,956 We could take a walk, maybe have a picnic. 764 00:51:04,059 --> 00:51:06,550 Get some fresh air. Wouldn't that be nice? 765 00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:09,192 -ls that what you'd like? -Yes. 766 00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:12,931 Fine. Hoover Dam. 767 00:52:15,264 --> 00:52:16,925 Nice dam, huh? 768 00:52:23,071 --> 00:52:24,834 You want to go first or should l? 769 00:52:27,976 --> 00:52:29,341 -Are you hungry? -No. 770 00:52:29,745 --> 00:52:30,837 I'm starving. 771 00:52:30,913 --> 00:52:33,746 -You shouldn't eat right now. -Why? 772 00:52:34,249 --> 00:52:38,913 With the little money we have left, let's not waste it on knick-knacks here. 773 00:52:39,488 --> 00:52:43,219 If that's your attitude, why don't you give me my half of the money... 774 00:52:43,292 --> 00:52:47,661 ...and you do whatever you want with your half. That's the fair thing. 775 00:52:47,896 --> 00:52:50,387 "The fair thing"? 776 00:52:50,966 --> 00:52:54,629 I can't believe it! That's it! I have been too controlled! 777 00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:59,068 You took our nest egg and broke it all over the Desert lnn! 778 00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:03,773 You filled up the casino with yolk. "The fair thing"! I was sleeping! 779 00:53:04,346 --> 00:53:07,713 -Get it out. Fine. -Don't treat me like I'm an insane patient! 780 00:53:07,783 --> 00:53:11,310 Let's go back inside. You can yell at me. But don't yell out here, okay? 781 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:13,616 Out here? Out where? We live here. 782 00:53:13,689 --> 00:53:18,023 Get used to the cement, honey! This is our house! Forever! 783 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,422 This is it! We found ourselves. 784 00:53:21,663 --> 00:53:25,497 We found ourselves in the middle of nowhere, with nothing! 785 00:53:26,168 --> 00:53:27,430 Where are you going? 786 00:53:31,907 --> 00:53:33,238 Please come inside. 787 00:53:40,215 --> 00:53:41,079 What is it? 788 00:53:41,149 --> 00:53:42,309 Sit down. 789 00:53:43,218 --> 00:53:44,708 -What is it? -Just sit down. 790 00:53:47,756 --> 00:53:52,159 I apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'll make it up to you. 791 00:53:52,561 --> 00:53:54,620 I'll make you breakfast in bed for life. 792 00:53:54,696 --> 00:53:57,028 Stay away from the food. You'll lose it. 793 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,769 I just want to know how this happened. I can't understand it. 794 00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:04,498 I just held things in so long I just burst. 795 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,535 What did you hold in? 796 00:54:06,675 --> 00:54:07,573 Everything. 797 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:11,201 You weren't the only one whose life wasn't satisfying. 798 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,180 I sat in that office for seven years without a window. 799 00:54:15,450 --> 00:54:17,577 Sometimes I felt like I was going crazy. 800 00:54:17,786 --> 00:54:21,222 Why didn't you wake me up and say, "l think I'm having this problem... 801 00:54:21,390 --> 00:54:25,326 "...can I go down and lose everything?" Then I could've helped and maybe said no. 802 00:54:25,961 --> 00:54:29,829 I'm sure the Desert lnn has an all-night shrink service, along with the spa. 803 00:54:29,998 --> 00:54:33,126 Someone could've counseled us. He would've said, "Look... 804 00:54:33,735 --> 00:54:38,138 "...she's got to let it go. Spend $10,000 and rent the Goodyear blimp... 805 00:54:38,206 --> 00:54:40,731 "...and have her fly around and flash positive things. 806 00:54:40,809 --> 00:54:42,800 "Much cheaper, same result." 807 00:54:45,447 --> 00:54:47,711 Why didn't you wake me up? We could've talked. 808 00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:50,041 I didn't understand it until now. 809 00:54:51,586 --> 00:54:56,216 I'm glad you understand everything. Unfortunately, I'm still screwed up. 810 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:59,053 And we don't have the money to fix me. 811 00:54:59,428 --> 00:55:03,228 You're fixed, and we have a couple of hundred for me. 812 00:55:03,832 --> 00:55:07,165 $1 00,000 for you, $1 00 for me. I was sicker than you to begin with. 813 00:55:10,572 --> 00:55:15,441 I guess it was my fault. Maybe I just didn't explain the nest egg well enough. 814 00:55:15,544 --> 00:55:18,536 If you had understood that it's a very sacred thing. 815 00:55:18,847 --> 00:55:22,783 If you'd understood the nest egg principle, as we will now call it... 816 00:55:22,851 --> 00:55:25,547 ...in the first of many lectures you will have to get. 817 00:55:25,821 --> 00:55:30,315 If we are ever to acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand it. 818 00:55:30,759 --> 00:55:34,490 The egg is a protector like a god, and we sit under the nest egg... 819 00:55:35,130 --> 00:55:39,590 ...and we are protected by it. Without it, no protection. 820 00:55:40,268 --> 00:55:44,432 It pours rain, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. 821 00:55:44,773 --> 00:55:46,798 Without the egg, wet. It's over. 822 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:49,936 But you didn't understand it, that's why we're here. 823 00:55:50,011 --> 00:55:51,444 I understood the nest egg. 824 00:55:51,513 --> 00:55:53,378 Do me a favor. Don't use the word. 825 00:55:53,448 --> 00:55:55,916 You may not use that word! It's off-limits to you. 826 00:55:56,418 --> 00:55:59,182 Only those who understand "nest egg" may use it. 827 00:55:59,254 --> 00:56:02,553 Don't use any part of it either! Don't use "nest" or "egg." 828 00:56:02,824 --> 00:56:06,590 If you're in the forest, you could say, "That bird lives in a round stick." 829 00:56:06,962 --> 00:56:10,454 And you have "things" over easy with toast. 830 00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:15,964 You know what I'd like to do? 831 00:56:16,571 --> 00:56:19,369 I'd like to give you a small punishment before lunch... 832 00:56:19,641 --> 00:56:22,906 ...and have you write 1,000 times on the pavement: 833 00:56:23,378 --> 00:56:26,711 "l lost the nest egg." Come on, say it 500 times. 834 00:56:26,848 --> 00:56:29,078 "l lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg." 835 00:56:29,151 --> 00:56:31,312 I'm starting it for you. Jump in anywhere! 836 00:56:31,386 --> 00:56:33,616 "l lost the nest egg. I lost the nest egg! " 837 00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,417 Shut up on nest egg! 838 00:56:37,626 --> 00:56:40,527 Let me tell you, that's not how you drop out. 839 00:56:40,595 --> 00:56:43,530 If you're really going to drop out, you do it with nothing. 840 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:48,000 Where did you read that, in The Las Vegas Guide? 841 00:56:48,069 --> 00:56:50,765 I didn't read it. Friends told me. People who know. 842 00:56:50,839 --> 00:56:55,139 You don't know anybody who knows. You don't know any drop-outs except us! 843 00:56:55,210 --> 00:56:58,407 In Easy Rider, the movie on which you're basing your whole life... 844 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,641 ...they had nothing. They had no nest egg! 845 00:57:00,715 --> 00:57:03,582 Bullshit! They had a giant nest egg. They had cocaine. 846 00:57:03,652 --> 00:57:05,813 -That's not true. -lt is true. 847 00:57:06,188 --> 00:57:08,247 Linda, they sold cocaine. 848 00:57:09,324 --> 00:57:11,519 Okay, wait a second. Wait. 849 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:15,889 I'm not going to stand here arguing about an old movie. 850 00:57:16,097 --> 00:57:19,931 I'll go back inside. If you figure out a plan to make $800 last a lifetime... 851 00:57:20,035 --> 00:57:21,627 ...knock on the door. 852 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:22,926 Forget it! 853 00:57:23,171 --> 00:57:25,036 -Forget what? -Forget everything! 854 00:57:25,106 --> 00:57:29,406 The one good thing that came out of this is that we forgot to remarry. 855 00:57:29,478 --> 00:57:32,538 That's the one good thing, and no one has mentioned that yet. 856 00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:34,381 What does that mean? 857 00:57:34,449 --> 00:57:38,215 It means if we'd remarried it would've been harder to get a divorce. 858 00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:42,222 Now it's easy. I'll stay in Nevada for six weeks and we're through. 859 00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:43,857 You don't mean that. 860 00:57:44,192 --> 00:57:46,422 You bet your life I do. 'Cause you know what? 861 00:57:46,495 --> 00:57:50,795 I know you'll never let me forget this. For the rest of our lives, you'll blame me. 862 00:57:50,966 --> 00:57:53,298 So goodbye. It' over. I'm sorry. 863 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:56,728 Don't hitchhike here in Nevada. I don't blame you for anything. 864 00:57:56,838 --> 00:58:00,035 You said get angry, and I got angry. So it's over. Now stop it. 865 00:58:00,141 --> 00:58:01,972 It's not over. You're still yelling. 866 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:05,945 I'm only yelling because you have your hand out! Stop it! 867 00:58:06,014 --> 00:58:10,610 I have my dreams and I'll find somebody who understands them and start over. 868 00:58:10,685 --> 00:58:14,177 I understand your dreams. Will you take your arm back in? 869 00:58:14,756 --> 00:58:16,986 -Linda, don't do this. -Get in. 870 00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:19,259 -Linda? -Goodbye! 871 00:58:19,327 --> 00:58:23,661 Don't get in that car, goddamn it! Don't get in that car! Stop! 872 00:58:53,228 --> 00:58:54,718 I've lost a woman. 873 00:58:55,263 --> 00:58:56,628 A whole woman. 874 00:59:41,543 --> 00:59:42,771 Just sit anywhere. 875 00:59:52,821 --> 00:59:54,516 She doesn't want to talk to you. 876 00:59:54,589 --> 00:59:57,820 It's my wife. It's between her and me. But thank you for the ride. 877 00:59:57,892 --> 00:59:59,826 I said, she doesn't want to talk to you. 878 00:59:59,894 --> 01:00:03,421 Thank him for the ride, tell him it was a family squabble. 879 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:06,960 You don't listen real good, do you? 880 01:00:09,638 --> 01:00:13,096 By the time I count to three, I want you out of here. 881 01:00:13,208 --> 01:00:16,177 I don't want you to count. We'll both go. Honey, let's go. 882 01:00:16,645 --> 01:00:18,078 One, two... 883 01:00:18,146 --> 01:00:19,443 -...three. -Here we go. 884 01:00:19,514 --> 01:00:21,607 Come on. We've got some fighting to do. 885 01:00:21,683 --> 01:00:24,675 I don't want to fight. He's going to kill me. 886 01:00:26,454 --> 01:00:28,388 Understand that this was my wife. 887 01:00:37,532 --> 01:00:39,727 You remind me of everything I hate. 888 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:43,065 I believe you. I understand. 889 01:00:44,472 --> 01:00:47,464 -Call the police! -Somebody call the police! 890 01:00:49,544 --> 01:00:52,377 Call him off! I beg you! Help, police! 891 01:00:53,882 --> 01:00:56,043 -Call the police! -Somebody call the police! 892 01:00:58,186 --> 01:01:01,952 Call the police, huh? If I wasn't wanted, I'd stay here and kick your ass. 893 01:01:03,158 --> 01:01:05,251 When things cool down, I'll be back. 894 01:01:05,493 --> 01:01:09,259 You're dead. You're history. You're dead, pal. 895 01:01:09,597 --> 01:01:11,258 I'm dead, pal. 896 01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:37,689 -This is all of it? -Yeah. Are you okay? 897 01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:40,920 I'm all right. Next time, get a ride with a small woman. 898 01:01:41,196 --> 01:01:43,426 Everything will be okay. 899 01:01:43,498 --> 01:01:45,932 Weren't you scared? What were you talking about? 900 01:01:47,736 --> 01:01:49,863 He was telling me his whole life story. 901 01:01:49,938 --> 01:01:53,874 He was divorced, kicked out of the army, couldn't keep a job.... 902 01:01:53,942 --> 01:01:56,433 -He escaped from prison. -What did he do? 903 01:01:56,945 --> 01:02:01,279 According to him, those two guys were dead when he got there. 904 01:02:03,118 --> 01:02:04,779 Well, I showed him, huh? 905 01:02:11,359 --> 01:02:13,452 Pity the man who chases me. 906 01:02:18,633 --> 01:02:19,998 That's not funny. 907 01:02:21,436 --> 01:02:23,961 -You'll laugh soon. -No, I won't laugh soon. 908 01:02:24,839 --> 01:02:28,536 An adult is not supposed to get a bloody nose. That's for children. 909 01:02:30,912 --> 01:02:33,312 -Don't make fun of me. -Okay. I'm sorry. 910 01:02:37,485 --> 01:02:40,147 It's beautiful here, don't you think? 911 01:02:44,359 --> 01:02:46,486 -Where do you want to go? -I don't know. 912 01:02:47,896 --> 01:02:51,457 -Where are we? -I don't know. We're in Arizona. 913 01:02:53,902 --> 01:02:55,369 Want to go to Canada? 914 01:02:55,436 --> 01:02:57,597 -Canada? -Yeah! Let's live in Canada. 915 01:02:57,672 --> 01:02:59,139 -The country? -Yeah! 916 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,232 Do you know how much it is to fill up a Winnebago? 917 01:03:03,178 --> 01:03:07,171 It's Arizona or New Mexico, that's about all we can do right now. 918 01:03:08,616 --> 01:03:10,481 Preferably downhill from here. 919 01:03:12,053 --> 01:03:13,714 I like Arizona. 920 01:03:13,822 --> 01:03:17,258 We'll drive till we find someplace we like. 921 01:03:18,393 --> 01:03:20,918 I think this whole thing is a blessing in disguise. 922 01:03:21,029 --> 01:03:22,860 Don't start that. It's not. 923 01:03:22,931 --> 01:03:25,525 -Well, I do. -It's not a blessing in disguise. 924 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,761 I don't know what it is, but it's not that. 925 01:03:27,836 --> 01:03:29,064 Fine. You'll see. 926 01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:35,706 Oh, Linda! 927 01:03:35,777 --> 01:03:37,870 -What's wrong? -Look. 928 01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:40,676 We're in hell. We entered hell. When? 929 01:03:41,015 --> 01:03:42,448 Maybe he doesn't mean us. 930 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:44,950 He'll pull me over to tell me who it really is. 931 01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:49,419 Us? 932 01:03:50,725 --> 01:03:51,555 It's us. 933 01:03:51,893 --> 01:03:53,884 I'm stopping. 934 01:03:54,762 --> 01:03:56,992 I'm driving a whale here. 935 01:04:10,745 --> 01:04:13,737 -What's he look like? -Bad. 936 01:04:17,619 --> 01:04:20,611 I hate the walkup the worst. I hate it. 937 01:04:21,689 --> 01:04:23,623 Can I see your license and registration? 938 01:04:23,691 --> 01:04:25,716 -What was I doing? -83 miles per hour. 939 01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:28,455 83? My speedometer-- 940 01:04:28,563 --> 01:04:31,396 Could I see your license and registration? 941 01:04:36,404 --> 01:04:40,568 I just bought this and I know that driving it out of LA-- 942 01:04:40,642 --> 01:04:42,803 Just your license, please. Thank you. 943 01:04:44,612 --> 01:04:47,604 -Can I ask a question? -Wait in the home, please. 944 01:04:52,053 --> 01:04:53,782 Wait in the home, please. 945 01:04:58,026 --> 01:05:00,358 Can I ask you a question, please? 946 01:05:02,196 --> 01:05:04,460 Maybe I was going 70 or 75... 947 01:05:04,532 --> 01:05:07,330 ...but I don't think it's possible I could go 83. 948 01:05:07,669 --> 01:05:09,603 -We have good radar. -Radar? 949 01:05:10,204 --> 01:05:14,698 You can't use radar on this. There's a metal ladder here. 950 01:05:14,809 --> 01:05:18,472 It's like an antenna. We get cable, we don't even want it. 951 01:05:20,048 --> 01:05:23,313 We have a microwave oven. Wouldn't that do something? 952 01:05:23,985 --> 01:05:25,976 Wouldn't that screw it up? 953 01:05:26,587 --> 01:05:28,851 The dealer told me this would happen. 954 01:05:29,157 --> 01:05:31,318 He said I'd get a ticket for no reason. 955 01:05:32,026 --> 01:05:33,186 Hey, buddy. 956 01:05:36,597 --> 01:05:38,394 Can I ask how much this will cost? 957 01:05:39,133 --> 01:05:41,294 $140 or $150. 958 01:05:41,536 --> 01:05:45,336 We can't pay that. That is too high. It's too much money. We don't have it. 959 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,501 This isn't a swap meet. 960 01:05:50,011 --> 01:05:51,740 Did you see Easy Rider? 961 01:05:52,046 --> 01:05:53,206 It doesn't work. 962 01:05:54,816 --> 01:05:56,807 You know, the movie Easy Rider? 963 01:05:57,685 --> 01:05:59,710 I can't believe you asked me that. 964 01:05:59,787 --> 01:06:03,917 That's my favorite movie. I started riding motorcycles because of it. 965 01:06:03,992 --> 01:06:05,289 Why'd you ask me that? 966 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,761 My husband has based his whole life on that movie. 967 01:06:08,930 --> 01:06:11,364 Not my whole life. Just the last couple of weeks. 968 01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:17,367 Remember the ending, when they got blown away? 969 01:06:17,438 --> 01:06:18,405 Great ending. 970 01:06:18,473 --> 01:06:20,168 It made my day. 971 01:06:23,277 --> 01:06:25,768 Remember Jack Nicholson with the football helmet? 972 01:06:26,214 --> 01:06:28,774 Yes. Nicholson wasn't supposed to get that part. 973 01:06:28,850 --> 01:06:31,580 -Really? -No. He lucked into it. 974 01:06:31,753 --> 01:06:34,278 -Remember the scene in the commune? -With the mimes? 975 01:06:34,389 --> 01:06:35,981 -Yeah. -Great scene. 976 01:06:36,057 --> 01:06:39,652 Since we all have this in common, couldn't you maybe let us go this time? 977 01:06:39,727 --> 01:06:43,686 That would be great. This is like a club, isn't it? 978 01:06:44,599 --> 01:06:45,964 Get out of here. 979 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,634 Dennis Hopper wouldn't give Peter Fonda a ticket. 980 01:06:48,703 --> 01:06:50,796 Dennis Hopper couldn't find Peter Fonda. 981 01:06:51,439 --> 01:06:54,931 You were real nice. I appreciate it. That's terrific. 982 01:06:55,276 --> 01:06:56,800 Did you see The Terminator? 983 01:06:56,878 --> 01:06:58,846 No, I didn't. Heard about it, though. 984 01:06:58,913 --> 01:07:00,881 You should see it. You look like him. 985 01:07:01,049 --> 01:07:02,016 Thank you. 986 01:07:14,362 --> 01:07:16,193 You're up $140. 987 01:07:47,662 --> 01:07:49,323 Where are we now? 988 01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:51,163 What does that sign say? 989 01:07:51,699 --> 01:07:54,031 Safford, Arizona. 990 01:07:54,235 --> 01:07:56,897 My legs are asleep. Let's live here. 991 01:08:25,733 --> 01:08:30,067 Kind of nice having young people here. I like it. 992 01:08:43,184 --> 01:08:46,017 Four more, three more.... 993 01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:53,282 Head looks right and left and bend. 994 01:08:57,098 --> 01:09:01,432 Honey! Come on. Breakfast is ready. 995 01:09:03,204 --> 01:09:05,229 -You look nice. -Good morning. 996 01:09:12,413 --> 01:09:14,244 Last night was amazing. 997 01:09:18,419 --> 01:09:21,411 -Where did we get this? -We brought it with us. 998 01:09:24,825 --> 01:09:26,816 Here's your coffee. Some eggs? 999 01:09:27,428 --> 01:09:28,588 Cereal? 1000 01:09:29,630 --> 01:09:31,791 Let's save the rest of the food. 1001 01:09:34,235 --> 01:09:35,827 What time did you get up? 1002 01:09:35,903 --> 01:09:39,066 I've been up for hours. I've been all over this place. 1003 01:09:39,607 --> 01:09:42,940 At the end of the road, there's this sweet little creek. 1004 01:09:43,077 --> 01:09:45,739 The people, three doors down, have this little garden-- 1005 01:09:45,813 --> 01:09:48,373 Doctor says I'm losing the sight in my right eye. 1006 01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:49,943 I can't hear you. 1007 01:09:50,084 --> 01:09:53,178 -I said, I'm losing my sight in my right eye! -I can't hear you! 1008 01:09:54,288 --> 01:09:56,984 -I was thinking we could get a puppy. -Puppy? 1009 01:09:58,059 --> 01:09:59,993 We have to get jobs today. 1010 01:10:00,361 --> 01:10:04,263 We'll get jobs today. It'll be great. This is the beginning. 1011 01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:06,061 But for real. We need money. 1012 01:10:06,133 --> 01:10:07,828 We will. Great jobs. Today. 1013 01:10:09,003 --> 01:10:10,630 We have no plan of attack. 1014 01:10:10,705 --> 01:10:12,502 -I'm ready to go. -What about me? 1015 01:10:12,573 --> 01:10:15,565 -Maybe we should go together? -No, we should go separately. 1016 01:10:15,676 --> 01:10:17,667 That way we can cover more territory. 1017 01:10:18,045 --> 01:10:21,037 Be very careful. And get a very good job. 1018 01:10:21,382 --> 01:10:22,542 Today. 1019 01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:25,011 I challenge you. I bet I get one first. 1020 01:10:26,287 --> 01:10:28,118 Loser sleeps under the home. 1021 01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,951 -Try to be back before dark. -I will. 1022 01:10:32,226 --> 01:10:33,557 Good luck. 1023 01:10:34,061 --> 01:10:35,426 Buy a cheap lunch. 1024 01:10:35,730 --> 01:10:37,254 Okay, bye-bye! 1025 01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:00,369 Excuse me. 1026 01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:04,043 You scared me. Good morning. 1027 01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:06,511 I'm interested in the delivery job. 1028 01:12:06,587 --> 01:12:08,748 -For your son? -For myself. 1029 01:12:09,156 --> 01:12:10,316 For you? 1030 01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:13,893 -You have your own car? -No. 1031 01:12:14,395 --> 01:12:16,920 It's a delivery job. You would need a car. 1032 01:12:17,198 --> 01:12:18,688 I have a motor home. 1033 01:12:18,766 --> 01:12:20,233 A motor home? 1034 01:12:21,669 --> 01:12:23,830 You couldn't buy gas with what I'd pay you. 1035 01:12:24,472 --> 01:12:26,736 I thought maybe you'd provide the truck. 1036 01:12:26,807 --> 01:12:31,540 No, we don't do that. I was going to get a high-school kid with a Rabbit. 1037 01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:35,872 I don't believe an older man with a motor home would work out. 1038 01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:37,884 Well, thank you very much. 1039 01:12:38,152 --> 01:12:42,418 You know, I should change that sign... 1040 01:12:42,523 --> 01:12:45,424 ...from "man" to "boy." Delivery boy is more correct. 1041 01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:47,953 Leave the sign alone. It's fine. 1042 01:12:48,662 --> 01:12:50,857 Any high-paying jobs in the immediate area? 1043 01:12:51,499 --> 01:12:52,693 Let me think. 1044 01:12:54,769 --> 01:12:56,760 Not in the immediate area. 1045 01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,700 In the outlying area? 1046 01:12:59,373 --> 01:13:02,638 I don't know of any high-paying jobs in the whole country. Do you? 1047 01:13:03,144 --> 01:13:06,443 I used to, not now, though. 1048 01:13:06,781 --> 01:13:08,248 A little down on your luck? 1049 01:13:08,315 --> 01:13:10,283 -You don't want to hear. -I sure would. 1050 01:13:12,186 --> 01:13:17,180 There's the employment office down the street, about a half mile. 1051 01:13:17,825 --> 01:13:21,317 It's a small building, but you can't miss it. Maybe they can help you. 1052 01:13:21,395 --> 01:13:22,885 All right. Thanks. 1053 01:13:36,877 --> 01:13:38,868 So, what can we do for you? 1054 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,139 I need work. 1055 01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:43,577 What has been your previous work experience? 1056 01:13:43,651 --> 01:13:46,415 For the last eight years, I was with Ross & McMahon. 1057 01:13:46,487 --> 01:13:50,856 The last four of those as creative director. You know them? 1058 01:13:51,192 --> 01:13:53,183 -No -Advertising agency. 1059 01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:55,228 One of the biggest in the world. 1060 01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:59,461 Before that I worked in and out of advertising... 1061 01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:02,293 ...nothing to speak of, for about five years. 1062 01:14:04,038 --> 01:14:06,131 I worked in a catering truck for... 1063 01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:10,303 ...seven months in Pittsburgh, and made food. 1064 01:14:12,179 --> 01:14:16,172 I worked at a crisis center for three months. 1065 01:14:18,085 --> 01:14:22,647 Not dealing directly with crises, more just answering the phone. 1066 01:14:22,823 --> 01:14:25,951 The regular phone, not the crisis phone. 1067 01:14:26,727 --> 01:14:29,594 In high school, I worked at a stuffed-fruit place. 1068 01:14:29,697 --> 01:14:32,393 We don't have to go back that far. More recent. 1069 01:14:32,867 --> 01:14:35,495 Advertising. Eight years, Ross & McMahon. 1070 01:14:35,603 --> 01:14:37,594 What was your previous salary? 1071 01:14:38,272 --> 01:14:42,766 $80,000 was the base salary, and then I was on a bonus situation... 1072 01:14:42,843 --> 01:14:46,677 ...which would give me between $15,000 and $25,000... 1073 01:14:46,780 --> 01:14:50,272 ...depending on the year we had. 1074 01:14:50,684 --> 01:14:52,845 Generally, $100,000. 1075 01:14:53,654 --> 01:14:55,246 $100,000? 1076 01:14:56,257 --> 01:14:58,282 Over what period of time are we talking about? 1077 01:14:58,359 --> 01:15:00,486 -A year. -A year? 1078 01:15:04,965 --> 01:15:06,432 -What's so funny? -Nothing. 1079 01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:11,831 What brings you here? Trying to double up on that income? 1080 01:15:15,943 --> 01:15:18,912 I've come here to live. I'm trying to change my life. 1081 01:15:19,413 --> 01:15:22,439 You couldn't change your life on $100,000? 1082 01:15:24,818 --> 01:15:26,979 Have you got any jobs for me? 1083 01:15:27,388 --> 01:15:31,722 I don't have anything right now that you'd be interested in. 1084 01:15:31,859 --> 01:15:33,622 Check back with me in a month. 1085 01:15:33,727 --> 01:15:36,491 I'm very interested. What do you have? 1086 01:15:36,897 --> 01:15:41,061 Coming from your position and salary, you wouldn't be interested in it. 1087 01:15:41,135 --> 01:15:44,002 You don't know me. I might love it. What is it? 1088 01:15:44,071 --> 01:15:45,902 A crossing guard. 1089 01:15:46,907 --> 01:15:49,239 -What is that? -A crossing guard. 1090 01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:52,004 -At a school? -Where else have you seen them work? 1091 01:15:52,179 --> 01:15:54,977 I didn't know if there were different kinds. 1092 01:15:56,817 --> 01:15:58,307 What does that pay? 1093 01:15:58,485 --> 01:15:59,952 $100,000. 1094 01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:07,493 What does it really pay? 1095 01:16:07,895 --> 01:16:10,591 It pays $5.50 an hour, plus benefits. 1096 01:16:10,764 --> 01:16:12,231 The benefits meaning? 1097 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,534 You get a ride to and from school if you need it. 1098 01:16:16,704 --> 01:16:21,698 Do you have anything at all? Something in the executive file? 1099 01:16:21,775 --> 01:16:26,439 Or maybe you have a white-collar box or something? 1100 01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:28,475 What sort of box would that be? 1101 01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:31,578 Just a box of higher paying jobs. 1102 01:16:32,753 --> 01:16:36,416 I know! You mean the $100,000 box! 1103 01:16:40,961 --> 01:16:44,556 I'm glad I could be your entertainment. But I want to tell you something. 1104 01:16:44,632 --> 01:16:47,465 I made a statement. 1105 01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:50,094 -A statement? -Yes. 1106 01:16:50,904 --> 01:16:52,735 Did you see Easy Rider? 1107 01:16:53,073 --> 01:16:56,133 No. I saw Easy Money. 1108 01:16:56,210 --> 01:17:00,146 Rodney Dangerfield, I like him. That "no respect" bit is funny. 1109 01:17:14,628 --> 01:17:15,617 Hi, honey. 1110 01:17:25,873 --> 01:17:27,704 -Guess what. -A job? 1111 01:17:27,941 --> 01:17:30,501 -I won't know for sure until tomorrow. -Doing what? 1112 01:17:30,644 --> 01:17:32,441 I don't want to say anything but-- 1113 01:17:32,513 --> 01:17:35,505 -Give me a hint. -Assistant manager. 1114 01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:38,707 The manager's going to sleep on it tonight. 1115 01:17:38,786 --> 01:17:42,051 I won't say more. I'm superstitious. I don't want to jinx it. 1116 01:17:42,256 --> 01:17:44,747 -I can't believe it. -What about you? 1117 01:17:44,858 --> 01:17:46,189 I had some good leads. 1118 01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:47,659 Give me a hint. 1119 01:17:47,861 --> 01:17:49,954 I don't want to jinx mine either. 1120 01:17:50,130 --> 01:17:51,791 I understand. 1121 01:18:44,985 --> 01:18:47,647 Are you paid to sit on your ass? Let's go. 1122 01:18:47,988 --> 01:18:50,320 Get us across the street, retardo! 1123 01:18:50,591 --> 01:18:51,990 Don't call me "retardo." 1124 01:18:52,059 --> 01:18:53,617 Come on, retardo! 1125 01:18:53,761 --> 01:18:58,391 Right now, sucker. Let's go, now! Across the street, now! 1126 01:18:58,532 --> 01:19:01,194 We ain't got time to wait. We're already late. 1127 01:19:04,705 --> 01:19:07,538 You're goint to get hurt. Just cross the street. 1128 01:19:09,042 --> 01:19:11,602 Get off your bike and walk it across the street. 1129 01:19:11,678 --> 01:19:14,670 Walk your bike! I'm warning you! Walk your bike! 1130 01:19:15,315 --> 01:19:16,782 Do you come from the dump? 1131 01:19:17,718 --> 01:19:19,982 I take no responsibility for your safety. 1132 01:19:20,053 --> 01:19:22,715 Just die for us and save us the problem. 1133 01:19:22,923 --> 01:19:24,914 Brillo pad, fathead! 1134 01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:31,792 I was a kid once. Get out of here, you-- 1135 01:19:34,468 --> 01:19:37,301 Come on, fast! Fast! 1136 01:19:37,604 --> 01:19:40,596 Here we go, hey! Kill the child! 1137 01:20:28,055 --> 01:20:30,216 Hey, mister? Where am l? 1138 01:20:30,624 --> 01:20:31,955 Safford, Arizona. 1139 01:20:32,192 --> 01:20:34,353 Oh, my God! How do I get to LA? 1140 01:20:34,895 --> 01:20:37,056 -Do you know where 70 is? -No. 1141 01:20:38,999 --> 01:20:42,332 Go about three and a half blocks. You see that "Stop" sign? 1142 01:20:42,769 --> 01:20:45,738 Turn left, go all the way down until you hit 70. 1143 01:20:45,839 --> 01:20:49,002 Get on 70. That turns into 60 and it takes you to Phoenix. 1144 01:20:49,543 --> 01:20:52,535 Let me understand that. The "Stop" sign, turn left to 60-- 1145 01:20:52,613 --> 01:20:55,275 What are you smelling? 1146 01:20:55,682 --> 01:20:57,411 Is this interior leather? 1147 01:20:57,584 --> 01:20:59,745 Yeah, it comes with the car. 1148 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:02,711 -It's nice. -It's lovely. 1149 01:21:03,724 --> 01:21:06,488 I go down to the "Stop" sign, turn left... 1150 01:21:06,593 --> 01:21:11,155 ...go to 70. 70 takes me to 60, then to Phoenix. Is that correct? 1151 01:21:11,798 --> 01:21:14,631 -Do you like this car? -What's not to like? 1152 01:21:52,272 --> 01:21:53,603 What are you? 1153 01:21:53,674 --> 01:21:55,608 A crossing guard. What are you? 1154 01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:58,803 I'm the assistant manager at the Der Wienerschnitzel. 1155 01:21:59,746 --> 01:22:00,713 The what? 1156 01:22:00,781 --> 01:22:04,842 The Der Wienerschnitzel. The manager wanted to sleep on it. 1157 01:22:04,918 --> 01:22:08,354 He said right after I left, I got it. He didn't know how to contact me. 1158 01:22:08,422 --> 01:22:10,583 That's the job you were waiting for? 1159 01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:12,816 -You sell hot dogs? -Yeah. 1160 01:22:14,761 --> 01:22:16,422 This place is great! 1161 01:22:17,064 --> 01:22:19,294 When you flush the toilet, where does it go? 1162 01:22:19,533 --> 01:22:20,431 Who is this? 1163 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,331 This is Skip, the manager. 1164 01:22:22,703 --> 01:22:24,603 This is David, my husband. 1165 01:22:25,806 --> 01:22:27,103 You're the manager? 1166 01:22:27,407 --> 01:22:28,738 You slept on it? 1167 01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:30,802 He slept on it? 1168 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,269 How you doing? 1169 01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:35,741 Call me Skippy. 1170 01:22:38,018 --> 01:22:39,610 Linda told me what you did. 1171 01:22:39,853 --> 01:22:41,377 The drop-out thing. 1172 01:22:41,788 --> 01:22:43,449 I really admire you. 1173 01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:45,421 When I'm old, I might do it. 1174 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:48,455 Did she say what happened today? 1175 01:22:48,895 --> 01:22:51,022 He's tired. I'll tell him later. 1176 01:22:51,098 --> 01:22:52,998 No, I want to hear Skip talk. 1177 01:22:54,835 --> 01:22:55,995 Hello? 1178 01:22:56,136 --> 01:22:59,765 We have this frying machine. We didn't really know how to use it... 1179 01:22:59,873 --> 01:23:03,866 ...but the funny thing is we used it anyway. 1180 01:23:03,977 --> 01:23:07,970 We put the oil in, read the instructions, threw the fries in.... 1181 01:23:09,616 --> 01:23:12,983 They were done. Serve them. She comes up to me and says: 1182 01:23:13,153 --> 01:23:15,314 "Skip, these fries are frozen." 1183 01:23:16,456 --> 01:23:20,756 So we look at them in the light and we see they're frozen. 1184 01:23:20,827 --> 01:23:22,158 A little bit of ice. 1185 01:23:22,429 --> 01:23:23,953 You were eating them frozen? 1186 01:23:24,064 --> 01:23:25,793 What do you want me to do? 1187 01:23:26,733 --> 01:23:30,134 The point is, she saw this minor detail on the first day. 1188 01:23:30,871 --> 01:23:34,466 Do you believe it? You've got a good wife. 1189 01:23:34,741 --> 01:23:36,208 That's why I married her. 1190 01:23:36,276 --> 01:23:37,675 That's why I hired her! 1191 01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:41,543 I want to talk to her. 1192 01:23:47,554 --> 01:23:48,816 Don't get me wrong. 1193 01:23:48,889 --> 01:23:52,757 I've had a lot of fun these last two weeks. 1194 01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:55,393 Things didn't go like we hoped... 1195 01:23:55,462 --> 01:23:59,296 ...but if we're still together now, after what happened, we won't split up. 1196 01:24:00,133 --> 01:24:03,296 That makes me feel great, and I'm real happy. 1197 01:24:03,837 --> 01:24:06,670 Isn't that wonderful? I told you this would be a blessing. 1198 01:24:07,140 --> 01:24:08,129 Right. 1199 01:24:09,476 --> 01:24:13,970 Given our age and these jobs, we won't see another nest egg for.... 1200 01:24:15,148 --> 01:24:18,140 Ever. We'll never see anything. 1201 01:24:25,525 --> 01:24:30,656 I think that there has to be some better way to rebuild than this. 1202 01:24:31,531 --> 01:24:35,160 I thought of a plan that might speed things up. 1203 01:24:35,535 --> 01:24:37,560 Maybe I should sound it out with you. 1204 01:24:37,971 --> 01:24:42,374 Really? I was kind of thinking the same thing, too. 1205 01:24:42,509 --> 01:24:44,204 -You were? -I was. 1206 01:24:44,277 --> 01:24:46,438 -What is it? -What was your plan? 1207 01:24:46,513 --> 01:24:50,779 My plan is not a plan, just a back-up. What's your plan? 1208 01:24:52,219 --> 01:24:55,313 I was thinking that we go to New York as fast as we can. 1209 01:24:55,388 --> 01:24:57,015 -And I eat shit? -Yeah. 1210 01:24:57,124 --> 01:24:58,489 My plan, too! 1211 01:25:01,194 --> 01:25:03,025 Skippy. Out. 1212 01:27:10,590 --> 01:27:11,318 Brad! 1213 01:27:14,794 --> 01:27:16,022 How are you? 1214 01:27:16,329 --> 01:27:18,627 Oh, my God! Stay away from me! 1215 01:27:24,871 --> 01:27:27,362 Brad, I was joking with you!