繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
裁定黑胶唱片行
诸事不顺 第一季 第六集
我们今天到底要不要拍？ Are we gonna start sometime today?
这个妆都快让我融化了 I am melting in this makeup.
再做一些调整就好 Just a few adjustments.
好啦 All righty.
大家就定位 Places, people.
好了 开始吧 All right, here we go.
好了 摄影机准备好 All right, roll camera...
然后 开拍 and action!
波洛格 我的爱 Blorg, my love.
我求求你 不要丢下我去地球 I beg you, please do not leave me and go to Earth.
地球人只关心他们自己 Earthlings care for no one but themselves.
他们只有一颗心脏 而我们格伦普同奈人有六颗 They only have one heart where we Gloptonites have six.
我不怕人类 札琴达 I fear no humans, Zarginda.
就是因为这样我才会被选中 带领这次的任务 It's for these reasons I've been chosen to lead this mission.
这是我的使命 It's my calling.
为什么是你？ But why you?
为什么你一定要离开我？ Why must you leave me?
拜托不要离开我 Please don't leave me.
格伦普同奈星球需要我去地球 Gloptonia needs me... on Earth.
卡 太棒了 Cut! Amazing!
你这个王八蛋 You asshole!
你要丢下我自己去纽约？ You're going to New York without me, aren't you?
我就知道你毕业之后就会甩了我 You're gonna ditch me after you graduate. I know it.
老天 Jesus Christ!
你有事吗？你在大家面前 就不能表现得专业一点吗？ What is your problem? Can you try to act professional in front of the crew?
-吃屎吧 奥利佛 -伊曼琳 -Suck a dick, Oliver! -Emaline.
伊曼琳 Emaline!
小亲亲 熊宝贝 小黃油球 Pookey! Little bear. Butterball.
-不 放轻松 -别碰我 -No, no, relax. Relax. -Don't touch me!
-别烦我 -太棒了 -Leave me alone! -Amazing.
-拍到了 -我很抱歉 -We got it. -I'm sorry.
老兄 你问她没？ Dude, you ask her yet?
差不多要问了 Just about to.
很好 小妞们最爱浪漫的举动了 Nice. Chicks love romantic overtures.
是啊 当然了 Yeah. For shizzle.
好 我要问了 Okay, here we go.
好 Okay.
凯特 你待会要干嘛？ Hey. What'cha doing right now?
应该没事 大概会直接回家 Oh, nothing, I guess. Probably just gonna go home.
没错 你可以回家 或者你可以跟我一起去看 Oh, yeah, you could do that, or you could go see Tori Amos,
多莉艾莫丝今晚的演唱会 live in concert tonight, with me.
什么？ What?
-真的吗？-对啊 -路克 Seriously? -Yeah. -Luke!
是啊 我是说 我想给你一个惊喜 Yeah, I mean, I just wanted to surprise you.
-我的天啊 -是啊 -Oh, my God. -Yeah.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
但这在波特兰 我们要怎么去波特兰？ But this is in Portland. How are we supposed to get there?
这真是个糟糕的主意 This is a bad idea.
如果我们被拦下来怎么办？这是非法的 What if we get pulled over? This is so illegal.
凯特 我们不会被拦下来的 你有带驾车学习许可证 Kate, we're not gonna get pulled over. You have your learner's permit.
-没事的 -天啊 我们会死 -It's fine. -Oh, God, we're gonna die.
我们会死于车祸意外 就像那部驾训班电影一样 We're going to die in a car accident and end up in that Driver's Ed movie.
《红色柏油路》？你有看过？ Red Asphalt. You've seen that?
这台废车上次什么时候开过？ When's the last time anyone drove this?
今天早上之前的话 是七年前 Uh, before this morning, seven years ago.
毕竟我爸离开之后 就被放到木柴堆旁生锈了 I mean, it's been rusting by the woodpile since my dad left.
有件很有趣的事情 你还记得那天在我家车库里 Funny enough, you remember that crate of tapes
找到的那堆录像带吗？ that you found in my garage that day?
记得 怎么了？ Yeah, why?
结果都是我爸对着镜头说话的影片 Well, it turns out they're these videos of my dad just talking.
就像录像日记之类的 Like this video diary type thing, I guess.
真奇怪 我以前很讨厌他 但 It's weird, I used to hate the guy, but...
现在我倒有点希望能多认识他 now I kinda wish I knew him.
他看起来蛮酷的 He seems cool.
也许现在还不迟 Well, maybe it's not too late.
也许你能写信给他 Maybe you could write to him or something.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道我们需要什么 I know what we need.
真不错 Nice.
从来就不做玉米片女孩 Never was a cornflake girl
认为那是个好办法 Thought that was a good solution
你怎么会知道这些歌词？ Since when do you know the lyrics?
我一直都有在做功课 I've been studying up.
现在我可能比你还更像多莉的粉丝 Now, hey, at this point, I might be a bigger Tori fan than you.
-这是在下战帖吗？-这是一封很大的战帖 - Is that a challenge? -That's a big challenge.
情况变得有点令人作呕 我在睡觉的时间跑去 Things are getting kind of gross And I go at sleepy time
这些都不是真的 这 Uh, this is not really Uh, this, uh, this
这些都不是真的 Uh, this is not really happening
当然是这样了 You bet your life it is
波林高中
当然是这样了 You bet your life it is
当然是这样了 You bet your life it's
跳出框架 快跳出来 Peel out the watchword Just peel
雪莉 Sherry!
所以 我们要去哪里？ So, where are we going?
事实上 我想我们可以就待在这里 Actually, I thought we could just stay right here.
待在这里 你是说停车场这里？ Right here, like, in the parking lot right here?
对 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
上周发生了一些事情 有时候会发生这样的事情 Last week, as it happens, it sometimes happens,
我没收了一些 I, uh, confiscated some, uh...
-一些 -一些 -some... -Some...
-违禁品？-对 没错 -...contraband? -Right. Yes.
天啊 Wow.
这真是疯狂 Ah, this is nuts.
我本来要丢掉的 但接着我想 Um, I was about to get rid of it, but then I thought,
也许我们可以体验一点点 uh, maybe we could experiment a little.
你从学生那里偷大麻？ You stole weed from a student?
是没收 Confiscated.
你真坏 You are bad.
天啊 Oh...
-好 我加入 -真的吗？ -Okay, I'm in. -Yeah?
-对 -好 太棒了 -Yeah. -Okay. Great.
我想现在很适合 将这个从人生待办事项中划掉 I figured that it's high time I checked this one off the list, too.
等等 你没吸过大麻？ Wait, wait, you've never smoked herb?
-肯 这一定会很好玩 -是吗？ -Oh, Ken, this is gonna be fun. -Is it?
-是啊 -我好紧张 要是我发疯怎么办？ -Yeah. -I'm nervous. What if I just freak out?
好 有烟管吗？ Okay, is there a pipe?
不 没有 应该没有 No, I don't... think so.
对了 等等 我 我的包包里有口香糖 Oh, wait, I have gum in my bag.
我们可以用包装纸 We can use the wrapper.
之后还可以吃口香糖 We can chew the gum after.
-我还是闭嘴吧 -对 -I'm gonna shut up now. -Yeah.
任何时段皆禁止停车 周一到周五下午4点到6点禁止停车
我从未在没有我爸 或老师的陪同下进城 Wow. I've never been to the city without my dad or a teacher before.
真的吗？ Really?
那 Well...
来吧 ...let's do this.
全数售出 多莉艾莫丝演出 只在今晚
太棒了 Nice one.
很不错 That's good.
不 先别呼出来 要先留在嘴里 再吸一点空气 No, don't breath out yet. Hold it in, suck in a little air.
然后再呼出来 And now exhale.
-感觉我吸太多了 -很不错 -That felt like a lot. -That was a good one.
-你之前有吸过几次？-对 -You've done this a few times before? -Yeah.
好一阵子没吸了 Not for a long while.
那你怎么会这么专业？ How'd you get to be such an expert?
路克的爸爸 Luke's dad.
以前在高中的时候 我们常跷课 然后坐在机场外面 Back in high school, we used to cut class and we'd go sit out by the airport
然后嗑到神智恍惚 看着飞机起飞 and, um, get stoned and watch the planes take off.
是这样才让你想当空姐 空服员吗？ Is that what made you want to be a stewardess or flight attendant?
我从来就没想过要当空服员 I never wanted to be a flight attendant.
但我的确很喜欢 偶尔能暂时离开日常生活的想法 But I always liked the idea of flying away from life for a minute. You know?
年轻的时候 都觉得外面的世界好大 When you're young, you feel there's this big world out there,
到处都是机会 我就跟着那感觉走 full of possibility, and I chased that feeling.
一直来到了波林 All the way to Boring.
没错 Right.
不 那是李洛伊的主意 No, that was Leroy's idea.
他不是个好人 He is not a good person.
我不喜欢这样说 但路克值得比他更好的爸爸 I don't like saying that, but he is not the father that Luke deserves.
但最后也是过得不错 It all worked out for the best.
你有感觉到什么吗？ So, do you feel anything?
不 没有 我想没有 Oh, no. I don't-- I don't think so.
第一次通常没什么感觉 最好不要吸太多 You don't always feel it the first time. Better not overdo it.
或许 可以再吸一小口 Oh, maybe, maybe just one more little puff.
多利多兹 乡村沙拉酱口味
不 No.
怎么办？我这辈子从没这么饿过 Sherry, what do we do? I've never been so hungry in my life.
我觉得我要死了 I think I'm dying.
听着 你不会死 Hey, you're not dying.
-你只是嘴馋罢了 我也是 -等等 -You just have the munchies and so do I. -Wait!
-你有钥匙？-我有全部的钥匙 -You have the key? -I have all the keys.
太好了 Yes!
我是钥匙大王 亲爱的 I'm the key master, baby.
感谢老天 Oh, thank God!
跟我来 Come with me!
别管了 就在那里 Leave it. We're right here.
不好意思 Excuse me.
抱歉 让我们过去一下 Hi. Sorry. Excuse us.
抱歉 谢谢 Sorry, thank you.
那 So...
我们到了 This is us.
抱歉走了这么远 Sorry we're so far away.
你认真的吗？我还是不敢相信你为我这样做了 Are you kidding? I still can't believe you did this for me.
为了我们 For us.
你真棒 谢谢你 You're amazing. Thank you.
波特兰的大家都好吗？ So, how's it going, Portland?
我好想你们 You've been so missed.
谢谢你们今晚来 Thank you for coming tonight.
真是太棒了 This is incredible.
我可以感觉到大脑在运作 I can actually feel my brain working.
神经损伤和脊椎健康
就像完美的管弦乐队一样 在指挥我的身体 Conducting my body like a perfectly calibrated orchestra.
牛顿定律
我敢说很多伟大的科学家都有吸毒 I bet a lot of the great scientists were stoners.
我是说不然艾萨克牛顿爵士 怎么可能一天到晚 I mean, how else is Sir Isaac Newton gonna spend all that time
都在想重力之类的事情？ thinking about gravity and stuff?
只有嗑嗨了才会想到这些 That is stoner thinking.
他做的不只是想想而已 Uh, he did more than think about it.
他发现了万有引力定律 He discovered the Law of Universal Gravitation.
不管他有没有发表 我们的脚都一样会站在陆地上 Our feet would still be stuck to the ground whether or not he said so.
别贬低艾萨克爵士 Oh, don't undersell Sir Isaac.
他是现代物理学之父 The man was the father of modern physics.
他写下了光学定律 牛顿运动定律 He wrote the laws of optics, the laws of motion.
我是说 他居然为了好玩 发明了微积分 I mean, he invented calculus, for fun!
科学展
他的心灵之美 The beauty of his mind.
我也希望我跟他一样聪明 I wish I was that smart.
我不希望 I don't.
我觉得那么聪明一定很孤独 懂吗？ I think it'd be lonely being that smart, you know?
世界上没有其他人能理解你 No one else in the world who really gets you.
不用当现代物理学之父 人生就已经够孤独了 Life's lonely enough without having to be the father of modern physics.
过来 Come here.
做什么？ What?
游泳池
抱歉 能否让我暂时成为你 Excuse me But can I be you for a while?
只要你坐着不动 我的狗就不会咬你 My dog won't bite If you sit real still
反基督者又在厨房里对着我大吼了 I got the Antichrist in the kitchen Yellin' at me again
没错 我听得一清二楚 Yeah, I can hear
又被垃圾车救了一次 Been saved again by the garbage truck
你知道我有话想说 但什么都说不出口 I got something to say, you know But nothing comes
没错 我知道你怎么看我 Yes, I know what you think of me
你从来就不懂闭嘴 You never shut up
没错 我听得一清二楚 Yeah, I can hear that
若我是一条美人鱼 But what if I'm a mermaid
穿上他的牛仔裤 In these jeans of his
上面还有她的名字 With her name still on it
但我不在意 Hey, but I don't care
因为有时候 我说有时候 我能听到自己的声音 'Cause sometimes I said sometimes I hear my voice
就在这里 And it's been here
沉寂多年 Silent all these...
这么多年过去了 我是否还会继续等待 Years go by Will I still be waiting
等待别人的理解 For somebody else to understand?
这么多年过去了 如果我的美貌已经不再 Years go by If I'm stripped of my beauty
橘色的云朵在我脑中下起雨 And the orange clouds raining In my head
又一次伤亡 One more casualty
你知道我们都太温和了 You know we're too easy
太温和了 Easy, easy
沉寂多年 Silent all these years
沉寂 Silent all these...
沉寂多年 Silent all these years
这真好玩 This was really fun.
对啊 没错 Yeah, it was.
是啊 Uh, yeah.
你 我的 When my--
当凯特的妈妈 过世的时候 when Kate's mom, when she passed away,
她已经病了好几年了 she'd been sick for a number of years.
受苦了好久 In pain for a long time.
那是十年前的事情 That was ten years ago.
这么久以来 我都不觉得 我能再跟谁有这样的默契 This whole time, I never thought I'd feel a connection with anyone ever again.
直到现在 Till now.
我知道我们这样做是为了好玩之类的 I know this is just fun or whatever,
但我想谢谢你 给了我一点希望 but I wanna thank you for giving me a little hope.
真是太棒了 我以前从没看过那样的表演 That was amazing. I've never seen anything like that before.
她弹钢琴的时候 那么用力地弹 Oh! When she was playing the piano, didn't you think she was gonna smash it
你有没有觉得她会把钢琴弹坏？ the way she was pounding it like that?
有啊 没错 Yeah. Totally.
天啊 我是说她真的好酷 Oh, my gosh. I mean, she's just so cool.
其实她一直让我想到你 She reminds me so much of you, actually.
你喜欢今天的表演吗？ Um, so did you enjoy the show?
喜欢 简直是最精彩的 谢谢你 Yeah. It was the best, thank you.
这是有史以来最棒的约会 It was the best date ever.
不过这不算是真正的约会 Except, it wasn't a date-date.
这是假的约会 It was a fake date.
我知道 但是你知道 真 假约会有差别吗？ Yeah, I know. But, you know, date, fake date, what's the difference?
差别在于一个是真的 一个不是 Um, the difference is that one is real, and one isn't.
然后今天的不是真的 我们的交往关系也不是真的 So, this wasn't real. Our relationship is not real.
但如果是真的约会 又会有什么差别吗？ Yeah, but would it have been different if it was a real date?
路克 Luke...
我觉得我们应该分手 I think we need to breakup.
如果我们没有在交往 那又要怎么分手？ How can we break up if we're not in a relationship--
天啊 路克 别这样 Jesus, Luke, stop!
不管你觉得是怎么样 你都想错了 好吗？ Whatever you think that this is, it isn't, okay?
我就是我 I am what I am.
我们不是情侣 我们永远都不会是 And we're not a couple, and we're not going to be, ever.
任何时段皆禁止停车
车子呢？ Where's the car?
好 Mm. Okay.
你需要接吗？ Um, do you need to get that?
-不用 -不用 -No. -No.
-你确定你不想 -给我一秒钟 -Are you sure you don't want to-- -Just one quick sec.
抱歉 我要去找电话 Look, I'm sorry. I should probably find a phone.
干 干 为什么？ Fuck. Fuck. Why?
我很快就回来 I'll be right back.
车子的事情我很抱歉 I'm sorry about the car.
你能说点什么吗？ Can you say something?
听着 我这辈子都是怪胎 Look, my whole life, I have been the freak.
打躲避球时没有人要同队的女孩 The girl who nobody picked for dodgeball.
没有妈妈的女孩 The girl who didn't have a mom.
衣服都给爸爸买 所以穿得很好笑的女孩 The girl who dressed funny because it was her dad buying her clothes.
但今晚 And then, tonight...
我看着这些人 我觉得 I looked at these people, and I thought...
也许未来有个地方 我在那里不需要当怪胎 maybe there's a future where I don't have to be a freak.
也许我在那里可以做自己 Maybe I can be who I am and that's okay.
我从没说你不能做自己 I never said you couldn't be who you are.
我说过了 不管你是谁 不管你怎样 对我来说都不重要 I told you, whoever you are, whatever you are, it doesn't matter to me.
-路克 对我来说很重要 -好 那现在要怎样？ -Luke, it matters to me. -Okay, so now what?
你就去告诉学校所有人你是女同志 Go and tell everyone at school that you're a lesbian.
你以为他们不会叫你怪胎吗？ You don't think they'll call you a freak?
重点是只要我自己知道就好 All that matters is that I know.
-你跟我在一起明明很开心 -我很开心 -You had a great time with me. -I had an amazing time.
那为什么我们不能继续在一起？ So why can't we keep hanging out?
一起度过这么棒的夜晚？ Having amazing nights together?
你为什么要这样对我？ Why are you doing this to me?
因为这与你无关 Because it's not about you!
我跟你说过我的感受 I told you how from the beginning how I felt,
但你不听 你只在乎你自己 and you wouldn't hear it because all you care about is yourself.
-我喜欢你 -不 才怪 -I like you. -No, you don't.
你喜欢像我这样的人 你喜欢有个女朋友 You like the idea of me. You like the idea of having a girlfriend.
说真的 你只是在利用我 But you're just using me to make yourself feel better
让你对生活中那些鸟事 感觉好一点而已 about everything in your life that sucks.
所以拜托别烦我 So, just leave me alone.
我爸来了 That's my dad.
看来你们两个 今晚好好探险了一番 对吧？ Well, you two had yourselves quite an adventure tonight, didn't ya?
就这样跑出来 也没有让任何人知道 Coming out here, without the courtesy of letting anyone know.
你们知道 我也曾跟你们一样年纪 You know, I was your age once.
有很多事情我从没做过 而我希望我曾做过 There's a lot of things I never did that maybe I wish I had.
像是偷溜出来听摇滚演唱会 Like sneaking out to a rock concert.
你们玩得开心吗？ You have a good time?
还行 Fine.
路克 兄弟 你开心吗？ Luke, good time, pal?
还行 Fine.
赞 Sick.
那是什么味道？ What's that smell?
我撞到臭鼬了 I hit a skunk.
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