导演: Pascal Arnold / 让-马克·巴尔 编剧: Pascal Arnold
主演: Philippe Duquesne / Valérie Maes / Yan Brian / Mathias Melloul
《家族性史》 未删减版 Chroniques sexuelles d'une famille d'aujourd'hui Sexual Chronicles of a French Family 2012 法国
真不敢相信，居然在数学课上 Unbelievable.During math class.
她都敢这么做，而且还没人发现 She did it,and no one even noticed.
克拉丽还真有本事 Coralie,she's really something.
我已经18岁了，但还没做过爱 l just turned 1 8,and l haven't made love yet.
这快把我逼疯了 lt's driving me nuts.
皮埃尔以前叫我死宅 Pierre used to call me Chikie.
现在他总是用万年处男来取笑我 Now he calls me Cherry to bug me.
我感觉到十分自卑 l feel so totally alone.
每年，在秋假后 Every year,after the autumn break,
我们都会拍张全家福用来做圣诞贺卡 we take our family photo for Christmas cards.
还有相册 One more for the album.
每次都要笑得很傻 Smiling like dummies.
姐姐玛丽是家里领养的，不过我们从不提起这件事情 Marie, my adopted sister,but we never mention that.We also don't mention
还有她做过的隆胸手术 her boob job.
她总觉的自己的胸太小 lf she asked my opinion,
她整个夏天都在打工，为手术攒钱 She spent the summer working, saving money for surgery
我会告诉她，她的胸已经很大了 l'd tell her l think they're too big.
换下位置 Swap places.
皮埃尔是我的亲哥哥 Pierre, my real brother.
他总是这么酷，这让我很受刺激 He's always so cool.lt irritates me.
别闹了 Stop it!
我的父母都是普通人 My parents are so normal
普通得让人沉闷 that it gets depressing.
请笑一笑 Smile, please.
罗曼 Romain!
快笑一下 Come on! Smile!
看着这些能做爱、性交、做活塞运动的人 Spot the person who's never made love, fucked, or screwed.
我只得开始想其他事情 l got to think about something else.
恭喜米歇尔 Congratulations to Michel.
今年的照片很漂亮，拍的很好，米歇尔 Very nice photo, this year. Well done, Michel.
拍得漂亮，爸爸 Well done, Dad.
我没心思听，也不想听 l don't hear.l don't listen.
他们总是谈论那几个话题 Always the same subjects of conversation.
皮埃尔和玛丽的学习、我的成绩、社会百态 Pierre and Marie's studies, my exams, ecology.
我最烦社会百态的话题 lt bores the hell out of me,ecology.
危机，足球，食物... Crisis, soccer, food...
但是从不谈论性爱的话题 Never, but never,do we ever talk about sex.
这多有趣，多新鲜啊 That would be interesting, break the routine a bit.
谁看了周日的足球赛？ Who saw the soccer game on Sunday?
我在马塞尔家看了 l saw it at Marcel's.
他们还能踢得比中国更差点么？ How can they play so badly?
这种水平也能出来赚钱？ What are they paid to do?
他们以为自己是在玩台球么？ Play like they're playing pool?
没错 l agree with you.
这倒提醒我了 That reminds me.
周四我们又要开始训练了 Thursday,we start practice again.
知道了，我还没得老年痴呆症 l know.l don't have Alzheimer's.
他们说的是篮球训练 They're talking about basketball practice.
我一点都不喜欢 l never made it.
不过我们终于开始谈论到性了 But we sure did start talking about sex.
激活酸性细胞区的 Enabled visualization of general characteristics
可视化的常规特征及其他等等... of acid base cellular zones and so forth.
目前得益于抗体... Currently thanks to the use of antibodies and...
罗曼，你在干吗？ Romain,what are you doing?
我也不知道是怎么回事 l don't know what it's about.
他让我马上赶过去 He asked me to come in right away.
不，他应该是没受伤 No, he's not hurt.
他说罗曼没事 He assured me Romain is fine.
我回头打给你 l'll call you right after.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
我请你来是想告诉你罗曼做了 What l have to tell you concerning Romain
很严重，也让我们很尴尬的事情 is rather serious,rather delicate.
请说 Okay.
在生物课上 During biology class,
罗曼居然公然在课堂上... Romain was caught in a flagrant act...
手淫 of onanism.
罗曼上课时手淫？ Romain was masturbating?
没错 Precisely, precisely.
另外 Furthermore,
他还用自己的手机拍了下来 he filmed this act with his cell phone...
手机已经被老师没收了 which the teacher obviously confiscated.
你觉得这很好笑？ You find this funny?
不，当然没有 No!Certainly not!
罗曼已经成年两个月了 Romain has been an adult for two months.
他在那些可以算是还未成年的... And he's exposing himself...
同龄人面前... in front of his peers...
女孩和男孩们的面前... girls and boys...
裸露自己的下体 who, for the most part,are still minors.
从身体来说，他们都已经成年了 Sexually,they are legally adults.
他们都超过了15岁，不是吗？ They are all over 1 5,are they not?
我们没打算找律师，贝特朗太太 l am not addressing the lawyer here, Mrs. Bertrand,
但做为母亲 but the mother.
你没有做一个母亲该做的事情 This is not normal behavior.
那你打算怎么处理？ What do you recommend?
在纪律委员会 until we discuss this with the disciplinary committee...
做出决定之前 A suspension...
罗曼需要暂时休学 on a date which will be stipulated soon.
这段时间里，罗曼应该反省一下自己究竟做了什么 Until then, try and clear up what's going on in his head.
我还必须告诉你 l also have to inform you
我们已经复制了他那段手淫的小视频 that we have copied his disgusting little film
作为证据 as evidence.
好吧 Okay.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
我们已经把他带到医务室了 We took him to the infirmary.
我的秘书会带你过去的 My secretary will accompany you.
嗨，这没什么的 Hi, it's nothing
又不是世界末日 It's not the end of the world
你还笑得出来？ Okay, so now you're smiling.
到底是怎么回事，罗曼？ What's wrong with you,Romain?
你要我解释么？ You want me to explain?
请给我解释一下 Please explain.
就在这儿？现在？ Right here? Now?
是的，为什么不？ Yes, why not?
越快越好 The sooner, the better.
我等着呢 l'm waiting.
他们都敢做，说我不敢做 They're dares.They dared me to do it.
轮到我做的时候，刚好被抓住了 lt was my turn, and l got caught.
你想说只是为了打赌吗？ What are you talking about,a dare?
就是个游戏，为了好玩而已 lt's a game,just for fun.
为了好玩，你就在课堂上 Okay, so for fun,you all film yourselves
拍自己手淫？ masturbating in class?
是的 Yeah, right.
我特地等到生物课 l waited for biology class.
可以躲在桌子后面不易被发现 Behind the benches,it was harder to spot me.
不过还是被发现了 But it didn't work out.
我也没搞明白 l don't understand.
克拉丽觉得我用的时间太长了 Coralie thinks it went on too long.
其他同学都很快就完事儿了 The others come quicker.
我是说那些男生 l mean the guys.
你需要说的这么详细吗？ Spare me the details,will you?
好了，我想我已经明白了 Okay.l think l understand.
听着... Look...
我还是晚上告诉你吧 l'll tell you this evening.
就像罗曼说的，又不是什么世界末日 As Romain would say,it's not the end of the world.
不，不算非常严重 No, nothing serious.
爱你 Love you.
你打算和所有人都说一遍？ You're telling everyone?
你爸爸又不是所有人 Your father's not everyone.
我的手机你拿回来了吗？ Did you get the phone back?
在我包里 lt's in my bag.
- 能还给我吗？ - 可以 - Can l have it back? - Yes, you can.
如果不敢拍下来的话，就不算真的有种 lt's not a true dare unless you film it.
我还要发给克拉丽，等她给我评价 And l got to send it to Coralie. She rates them.
嗨，我正在开车！ Hey, l'm driving.
你可以边开边聊 You can drive and talk.
去你的，现在不行！ Well, shit!Not now.
我妈妈在一间大的律师事务所工作 My mother assists in a big law firm.
她经手过很多大案的案卷调查 She deals with a lot of files for big cases
却从不被卷入其中 without getting too involved.
按她的话说就是要保护自己 To protect herself,she says.
今天的新案卷是： Today's new file:
罗曼：性问题警示录 Romain: Sexual Problem Alert.
以我对她的了解，她一定不会放弃的 Knowing her,she'll never drop the case.
那老师看我的眼神就好像是错误是我犯的一样 He looked at me as if l was guilty.
我从来没这么尴尬过 l've never felt so humiliated,never.
我还一度以为 At one point,l even thought
他要当场给我看罗曼手淫的视频 he was going to show me Romain's film.
已经过去了，别放心上了 lt'll all work out.Calm down.
你觉得这样正常吗？ Do you think it's normal?
我会和他谈谈的，你别担心了 l'll talk to him.Don't worry.
还有玛丽和皮埃尔 And Marie and Pierre?
他们又有什么样的性问题？ What about their sex lives?
我们从来都没和他们聊过这个话题 We've never talked to them about it.
你和你的父母聊过这样的话题么？ Did you talk about that with your parents?
没有 No
时代不同了 Times have changed
生活总是在变化的 Life is about change
我们尽可能地努力 We try to do everything,
让他们什么都不缺 so they lack nothing,
但在性的问题上却不知应该怎么… but when it comes to sex,we leave them in the dark.
除了艾滋病、避孕... Apart from AlDS,birth control...
当涉及到性方面的问题时 When it comes to sexual fulfillment,
我们却什么也没谈过 we leave them...all on their own.
别担心，卡莱奈特 Don't panic, Clarinette.
我们可以给他们看些影片 They see the image we give them.
难道不正是那些视频导致了 Tell me what image of us caused Romain
罗曼在生物课上拍自己手淫？ to film himself jerking off in biology class?
想想你爸爸 Think about your father.
你母亲已经过世过久了？ How long since your mother died?
五年？ Five years?
他的性生活是怎么过的？ What's his sex life?
可怜的老头 Poor old man.
放松点 Relax.
现在别 Not now.
不 No.
我现在没心情 l'm really not in the mood.
我现在只需要一个拥抱 l just want a little cuddle.
“满分10分，我给你5分, 我很够意思吧” ''5/1 0, and l'm being generous.''
“公平起见... ''Justify that.
...我这次抓了，应该得到奖励” l deserve a bonus for getting caught.''
“晚安吧” ''Good night!''
四 Four.
“清空近期历史记录” ''Clear recent history.''
“立即清空” ''Clear now.''
该起床了，罗曼 Time to get up, Romain.
我不是停课了吗 I am not closed
那可不是赖床的理由 He had been informed,that's for sure.
很难看出他究竟是怎么想的 He's difficult to decipher.
就好像什么都没发生一样 Pretend nothing happened.
你昨天睡得很晚 You got in late last night.
不，不算晚 No, no.Not too late.
玩的开心点 Have a good day.
玛丽说话意犹未尽的样子，都可以得影后了 Marie can be a champion of understatement.
怎么了？ What's up?
你看上去很有压力的样子 You look stressed.
有一大堆事要做 A lot of work to do.
很久没见到梅勒妮了 We haven't seen Melanie much.
她最近怎么样？ She recently?
我也很久没见她了 I have long time no see her
- 你们分手了？ - 对 - You're no longer dating? - Right.
你都没和我们说起过 You didn't tell us.
说什么？ Tell you what?
分手的消息啊！ The news!
你们在一起都已经一年多了 You were together more than a year.
我们又没订婚 Well, we weren't engaged.
回见 See you.
玩的开心 You have a good time
皮埃尔是脚底抹油的专家 Pierre is an expert in foot anointed with oil
梅勒妮就不用算上了 So no more Melanie.
好的 Okay.
对我来说毫无损失 No loss to me.
我一点也不喜欢梅勒妮 Melanie made me barf.
甩了她正好 He was right to dump her.
玩的开心，小伙子 Have a good day, big guy.
明天的篮球训练 Tomorrow, instead of basketball practice,
我们改成聚餐吧？ we could have dinner?
好的 Sure, sure.
别整天玩你的电脑了 Don't play on your computer all day.
不,不,我要学习。 No, no, l'm gonna study.
我打电话给克拉丽管她要今天的功课 l'll call Coralie to get today's lessons.
你和克拉丽之间发生了什么吗？ ls there something between you and Coralie?
不，没有 No, I don't
你搞错了，全都错了 You made a mistake, all wrong
是么？ Yeah?
脚底抹油大师？演技派影后？ Escape artist? Understatement?
罗曼可以算是一个：搞砸大师 Romain: Screw Up Champion.
我要和爷爷谈点事情 l just need to talk to Grandpa about something.
然后要出去一趟 Then l'm off.
妈妈每次都用这些问题烦我,又要到处说 Mom's bugging me with all her questions.She's spreading the news.
罗曼这几天要呆在家里 Romain's staying at home for a few days.
- 他病了？ - 没有 - ls he sick? - Not at all.
他在学校干了件蠢事 He did something stupid at school.
被停课了 He's suspended.
很糟糕吗？ That bad, huh?
米歇尔，我们住在一起这么久 Michel, we live under the same roof,
却很少相互交流 and we don't really communicate.
自从米蕾叶去世以后，你怎么解决性需求的？ Since Mireille died,what do you do for sex?
我没有别的意思，不过在你的年纪 Don't take this the wrong way,but at your age,
大部分的人已经没太多精力了吧 it's sad to think it's all over.
我坦白和你说吧，克莱尔 Let me be frank with you,Claire.
我通过招妓来解决 lt's not all over.l visit a prostitute.
这一两年来，都是找的同一个女人 The same one for two years now.
她的名字叫娜塔莉 name is Nathalie.
总之，对我来说，她就叫娜塔莉 For me it's Nathalie, anyhow.
也许这不是她的真名 Maybe it's not her real name.
我一个月见她两次 l see her twice a month.
米蕾叶去世的时候 When Mireille died,
当时我崩溃了，你还记得么？ l was devastated, remember?
几个月以后，性方面就成了问题 A few months later,sex became a question.
我以为我可以通过... l thought l'd solved it with...
自己的手来解决，就像那些年轻人一样 with my hand,like a teenager.
我这个年纪本来可以再找个 l could have met women my age,
适合我的女人 find one who suited me,
然后混过这辈子 and fake it.
但我没办法骗我自己 But l decided not to cheat.
除了米蕾叶，我再无法爱上任何其他女人 l've never loved another woman other than Mireille.
我希望保留这一点坚持 That's my idealistic side.
和我的浪漫 l'm romantic.
我通过娜塔莉来坚持我的真爱 l see Nathalie to be true to my love.
- 你能明白我说的这些么？ - 是的 - Can you understand that? - Yes.
我需要性生活 l still need sex.
但不需要一个和我年纪差不多 And l want it without having to play attentive companion
每天让我应付不停的管家婆 obliged to chitchat with a lady my age.
我知道这很自私 l know! lt's selfish.
但性快感本来就是自我的感受 Sexual pleasure is obviously selfish.
和你谈话让我心情好了很多 lt did me good to talk to you.
- 你知道为什么吗？ - 哦，为什么？ - You want to know why? - Yes. Why?
最近我一直担心和娜塔莉在一起的时候 Recently, l've been scared of blacking out with Nathalie,
万一心脏病发作 having a heart attack.
别人会怎么看我？ What would people think of me?
我是指你、还有家里其他人 l mean you,the family.
你们会把我当成老色鬼 You'd see me as an old pervert.
你怎么会想到这些？ How can you imagine that?
现在你了解了 Now you know.
是的 yes
这株蔷薇今年不会开花了 This plant rose not blossomed this year
这没什么 lt doesn't really matter.
没你的话，花园也变不了这么漂亮 Without you, the garden would just be weeds.
- 你都告诉他了？ - 没有 - You told him everything. - No, l didn't.
那你们聊了什么？ What did you talk about?
园艺什么的 ardening, if you want to know.
好吧 Sure.
你不亲妈妈就走么 Kiss your mom.
别这么敷衍 Better than that.
- 玩的开心 - 好 - Have a good day. - Yeah.
“我考虑了下... ''l reviewed it.
...你说的没错，你是应该得到奖励” You're right.You deserve more.''
你想和我一起吃午饭么？ You want some lunch?
“我也是这么想的” ''lt's just what l thought.''
- 你在学校干蠢事了？ - 嗯 - You fooled about at school? - Yeah.
我真的很喜欢他，这让我很想对他撒谎 l really like Pappy.lt bugs me to lie to him.
但却又让我忍不住说了实话 But it bugs me to tell him the truth.
你想聊聊么？ You want to talk about it?
不，还是算了吧 No, l prefer not.
十 Ten.
十? Ten?
- 玩的开心么？ - 还不错 - You have a good day? - Sure.
你呢，爸爸？ And you, Dad?
很不错 One more day.
30，去了 30, go for it.
你知道塑料袋里面装的是什么吗？ You know what's in that plastic bag?
- 不知道 - 避孕套 - No. - Condoms.
他每两个月就要备点货 He stocks up every two months.
我发誓是真的 l swear it's true.
你觉得他背叛妈妈了吗？ You think he's cheating on Mom?
闭嘴，专心玩游戏 Shut up and concentrate on the game.
全跟 All in.
我弃牌 l fold.
有次，我和我叔叔聊到性 Once, l was talking about sex with my uncle.
他在法国外籍军团玩得很疯 He was wild,with the French Foreign Legion.
他告诉我，男人总是在干之前聊天 He told me guys always talk before fucking.
女人总在干完后说一大堆话 The chicks always talk after.
哦，怪不得你现在说个不停 Well, you're talking now.
这没错 That's right.
一整天呆在家里，我和克拉丽一点进展都没有 Stuck here all day,l get nowhere with Coralie.
玛丽告诉我，她第一次 Marie told me she's finding sexual fulfillment with a guy
在一个男人身上到了性满足 for the first time in her life.
我告诉她我为她而感到高兴 l said l was happy for her.
性满足的滋味一定很棒 lt must be nice to find sexual fulfillment.
她想通过这样来鼓励我 She wants to encourage me.
或许吧 Maybe.
皮埃尔给我发了条短信 Pierre sent me a text message.
暴露自己是很正常的事情” ''Stay cool, bro.Exposing yourself is normal.''
我回他：“你暴露自己了？” l answered: ''You expose yourself?''
但他没回我 But no answer.
趴在地上给我爬过来 Crawl towards me on all fours.
没错，好好吸他 That's right.Suck him.
我不喜欢你的语气，小子 l don't like your tone, guys.
请把四肢趴在地上 Please position yourself on all fours,
然后像只猫一样慢慢爬过来 so as not to fall over, and crawl towards me like a cat.
“我今天很想你” ''l missed you today.''
克拉丽！克拉丽！ Coralie! Coralie!
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
我只是想见见你 Just wanted to see you.
没时间了，马上就要响铃了 There's no time;the bell will ring.
我知道 Yeah, l know.
最近怎么样 What's up?
还是老样子 Same old.
也就这样 Whatever.
你呢？ You?
也是老样子 Same old too.
嗯，那么... Well, huh...
我要走了 l'm going.
回见 See ya!
- 明天晚上行吗？ - 行 - Tomorrow evening's okay? - Yeah.
晚上10点 At 1 0:00.
塞巴斯蒂安话不太多 Sebastien doesn't talk much either.
我们住在巴士底附近 We live near Bastille.
我会把地址和门牌号码发给你 l'll send you the address and door codes.
嗨，妈妈 Hello, Mom?
我还以为你不会接呢 I thought you wouldn't pick up
你没在上课吗？ Didn't you in class?
没，老师生病了 No. Teacher's sick.
你和梅勒妮的事情让我有点担心 lt upset me what you said about Melanie.
又不是世界末日 lt's not the end of the world.
现在你说话的语气也像罗曼了？ Now you talk like Romain?
我想明天晚上和你一起吃晚餐 l'd like to have dinner with you tomorrow evening.
明天晚上？ Tomorrow evening?
我知道一家新开的绿色食品店 l know a new health food restaurant.
哦 Yeah, yeah.
- 你去么？ - 好，就这么定了 - Good for you? - Yeah, it's a date.
吻你 Big kiss.
也吻你 You too.
昨天在校门口和克拉丽相遇的事情 Yesterday, l felt so stupid
让我觉得自己蠢透了 in front of school with Coralie.
今天我还要和爸爸一起吃饭 Today l've got to have dinner with Dad.
我的人生真是糟糕透了 My life is shit right now.
这儿的汤做得非常好 They have very good soups.
我必须在一小时内吃完 l have to go in an hour.
是么？. You do?
我们难得一起吃饭 For once we're having dinner.
我得去一个朋友家 l have to go by a friend's.
他弟弟骑车摔伤了 His brother had a bike accident.
挺严重的 He's in a bad way.
好吧 Okay.
别担心，又没人这么规定 Don't worry.There are no rules.
我都超过平均年龄了，还是处男 l'm older than the average.
你那会多大？ How old were you?
十六岁 1 6
是和妈妈？ And my mother?
不是，当然不是和你妈妈 Not, of course not, and your mother
我是后来才认识的你妈妈 l met your mother the following year.
连你第一次的年纪都比我小 Yeah, when you were even younger than me.
他们为什么要改变规则？ Why should they change the rules?
贪婪的权力体制 Greed powers the system.
人们可以改变体制 People can change the system,
比如新一代的人，比如你 the new generation,you.
是么？ Yeah?
我会拿到毕业证的，你看着好了 l'll get my diploma, then we'll see.
没风险么？ No risks, huh?
目前还没有 Not right now.
我得走了 And l got to go.
我有些事要和你谈 l wanted to talk to you about something.
什么？ What?
你的性生活 Your sex life.
我可最不想和你谈这个 You're the last person l want to talk to about that.
你快乐吗? Are you happy?
这有什么关系 None of your business.
为什么 Why?
好吧，我的性生活很快乐，你满意了？ Yes, l'm happy.Enough?
不，还不够 No, not enough.
我只能说这么多 That's all you're getting.
亲一个，妈妈 Big kiss, Mom.
你去的时间真长 You were a long time.
我没事，不聊刚才的话题了 l'm okay.End of subject.
好吧 You're right.
让我们聊点别的吧 Let's talk about something else.
我想问你个私人问题 l want to ask you something personal.
- 好吧 - 你外面有别的女人了？ - Yes? - Are you cheating on Mom?
没有 No.
那你为什么要买那些避孕套？ Why do you buy all those condoms?
那是和你妈妈一起用的 To be safe with your mother.
为什么？ Why?
当然是为了避孕 Contraception.
你妈妈不能吃避孕药 Your mother can't take the pill.
你出生后，她就带了节育环 After you were born,she had an lUD,
但她身体不适应 but she couldn't adjust.
所以当我们做爱时候，就得很小心 So when we were making love,l had to be careful.
你懂的 You know how it is.
我的意思是，那什么的时候就得立即拔出来 l mean,pull out on time.
所以后来我们就用避孕套了 Since then,we use condoms.
又怎么了？ What's the matter?
皮埃尔总是说我是个意外 Pierre always said l was an accident.
你说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
是我们决定生下你的 We decided to keep you.
我们是真的想要生下你 We really wanted you.
真的？ Honest?
当然是真的 Absolutely.
那你告诉皮埃尔以后不准再嘲弄我 So tell Pierre to stop bugging me.
我会的 l certainly will.
真不敢相信我居然会哭成这样 l can't believe l'm crying like this.
我像白痴一样 l'd like some litchis.
请给我倒杯酒 A glass of wine, please.
谈的结果如何？ How did it go?
不怎么样 Not great.
皮埃尔的嘴巴闭得比钳子还紧 Pierre shut up like a clam.
很不好谈 lt's not easy.
太糟糕了 lt's just too bad.
你是对的 You were right.
你知道吗 You know what?
罗曼问起我们用避孕套的事情 Romain asked me about our rubbers.
然后呢？ And?
我全都和他解释了 l explained as best l could.
他以为我有外遇了 He thought l was cheating on you.
他可能是对的 He could be right.
你有外遇么？ You're cheating?
当然有了 You bet l am.
你不知道么？ Didn't you know?
我还有不少可以挑的 l can even pick and choose.
有很多人等着被我挑 Lots to choose from.
他是什么样的人？ What's he like?
他是... He's...
褐色的头发，棕色的眼睛 auburn hair, brown eyes.
你想知道我们是怎么做的吗？ You want to know what we do?
想 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
那就先脱光躺倒地板上去 So lie on the floor naked.
我等着呢 l'm waiting.
你想知道他是怎么做的？ You want to know what he does?
告诉我 Tell me.
他什么都不做 He does nothing.
他是我的真人玩具 He's my man-toy.
每个人都在做爱，除了我 Everybody's fucking except for me,
这让我快发疯了 and it's driving me crazy.
我的脑袋已经无法思考其它事情了 l can't think about anything else.
我感觉自己像个定时炸弹 l feel like a time bomb.
我上谷歌搜索“反全球化主义者” l'll Google''anti-globalizationist.''
这应该能让我冷静下来 That should calm me down.
想去公园么？ Want to go to the park?
去干吗？ What for?
建沙堡么？ Build sand castles?
哦，不是 Ah, no.
想吻我么？ You want to kiss me?
想 Yeah.
连续两天我们都在庆祝 We've been celebrating nonstop for two days.
昨天是庆祝我返校 Yesterday we celebrated my return to school.
所有的处罚都撤消了 All charges dropped.
这要感谢克拉丽 They couldn't suspend everybody.
他们知道了全部学生都参与了拍摄 Pierre said it's a school of jerkoffs.
他们总不能让所有人都停课 They always can't let all of them are closed
皮埃尔说这所学校里全是撸管的男生 Pierre said this school is full of masturbation of boy
还有自慰的女生，这是我补充的 And jerkettes, l added.
玛丽的新男友，她的第一次性满足 Marie's new guy,her sexual fulfillment,
就是从他那里得到的 first time he's here.
克拉丽也来了 Then there's Coralie.
家人总说机不可失，时不再来 The family said it's now or never.
面对压力也要保持冷静 Stay cool under pressure.
在性爱被禁锢的年代是不是会更好些？ Was it better when the sex file was taboo?
生日快乐,爷爷 Happy birthday, Grandpa
生日快乐,米歇尔. Happy birthday, Michel
生日快乐,爷爷 Happy birthday, Grandpa
生日快乐,米歇尔. Happy birthday, Michel
我当你准备好了 l'm ready when you are.
没事的 lt's okay.
我已经见过你鸡吧硬起来的样子了 l've already seen you hard.
而且还是特写 Even in close-up.
想知道一个秘密吗？ Want to know a secret?
想 Sure.
我已经和高年级的人做过了 l did it already with an older guy.
不过对我来说 But right now, for me,
现在才更像我的第一次 it's like a real first time.
干，我忘了准备避孕套了 Fuck, l forgot the rubbers.
这不是有一整包 There's a whole pack there.
感谢老爸 Thanks, Dad.
要我帮你么？ You need help?
那是最好不过了 That would be nice.
我应该先练习一下的 l should have practiced.
一年以后... A year later...
那些人真蠢 People are really stupid.
仅仅是因为他的死因居然就不来参加葬礼了 They didn't come to the funeral just because of how he died.
都没人来了，只剩下我们和娜塔莉 There was no one, only us and Nathalie.
为什么我不觉得悲伤？ Why don't l feel sad?
这很正常，你想想吧 lt's normal.Think about it.
如果每个人都像那样死去，死亡就变得轻松多了 lf everyone could die like that,dying would be easier.
你能把一切都拍下来还真不错，克拉丽 How nice you film everything,Coralie.
这让我们感觉自己都显得重要了 lt makes us feel so important.
别什么都拍 Not in every case.
爷爷出事的时候就是和她在一起的 Grandpa was with her when it happened.
她打电话给妈妈 She called Mom.
爷爷高潮的时候心脏病发作了 A heart attack while he was coming.
妈妈说我们不能带着有色眼镜来看这件事 Mom said we shouldn't judge.
他总是沉闷地玩他的"数独"，摆弄他的花花草草 He was so sly,with his sudoku and his plants.
我就知道他一定有秘密 l always knew he had a secret.
我还没这么蠢 l'm not that dumb.
玫瑰是他的最爱 He always talked about the garden.
没错吧，埃尔韦 Yes, Mr Wei
现在谁来照料这些玫瑰？ Who'll take care of them now?
要么就麦克西姆吧 Maxime, maybe.
我问问他看 l'll ask him.
- 谁是麦克西姆？ - 皮埃尔的男朋友 - Who's Maxime? - Pierre's boyfriend.
他是个花商 He's a florist.
他在圣马丁运河附近有家很漂亮的花店 He has a lovely flower shop by the Saint-Martin canal.
我是个双性恋 l'm bisexual.
谁关心这个？ Who cares?
同性恋、异性恋、双性恋，只要你有性取向就行 Gay, straight, bi, you're sexual, that's it.
如果你热爱生活，那你就会热爱性 lf you love life, you love sex.
米歇尔肯定会赞同 Michel would surely agree.
由于她自己的性生活，她能接受我们每个人的性生活方式 For her sex life, Mom has acquitted all of us.
你知道我在想什么吗？ You know what l was thinking?
不知道 No.
我在想墓地 About the graveyard.
在那边做应该会很刺激吧？ That would be fun, huh?
忽略那些墓碑的话，可以把那里当成花园 Forget the tombs,it's like a park.
又有树，又有花 All the trees, the flowers.
你能闭嘴吗？ Will you shut up?
这也是向死者表示敬意的方式 lt's like paying our respects.
不 No.
你知道自己有什么问题吗？ You know what's a real drag with you?
你总是试图打破常规 You're always trying to break the routine,
然后把事情变得很无聊 and it's getting boring.
别生气嘛，我的小骚屄，只是一个想法 Don't be mad, pussy dear.lt was just an idea.
别这么叫我，这很下流 Don't call me that.lt's vulgar.
好吧，今天你想要当圣女了，嗯？ Okay, so it's Little Miss Chastity today, huh?
别太难过 Don't be sad.
就算我们死在狂欢之中，依然还是会让人难过的 We could die in an orgy,it would still be sad.
总比躺在病床上慢慢病死强 Better than a long illness.
有些人患了老年痴呆症后连自己的性别都忘了 Some people with Alzheimer's even forget what sex they are.
那才是真的悲哀 That's sad.
我父亲过世了，我有悲伤的权利吧 My father's dead.l have the right to be sad.
当然，亲爱的 Yeah, of course, my love.
这是他的房间 This is it,his den.
我们得把这些东西全收拾掉 We'll have to get rid of it all now.
我们两个都喜欢"数独" We both loved sudoku.
他刚开始个新的 He just started one.
我可以带走么？ Can l take it?
当然，娜塔莉 Of course, Nathalie.
我会完成这个"数独"来纪念他 l'll finish it to remember him by.
你和他很亲近吗？ You felt close to him?
我爱男人 l love men.
我有这个嗜好 That's my problem.
所有的男人 All the men
所有？ All?
是的 Yes.
我有一颗不安定的心 l'm unfaithful at heart.
我觉得人生太过短暂，所以我选择了这个职业 l realized life's short,and so l chose it as a career.
很简单 lt's simple.
我可以给自己做主 l'm independent.
我还可以挑挑拣拣 And l can still pick and choose.
也许是未来对我来说太过模糊了？ Maybe the future's less clear?
爸爸让我问娜塔莉是否留下了吃晚饭 Pa's asking if Nathalie is staying for dinner.
当然应该留下来了 Why not?
不，我约了个男人在九点见面 No.l've got a man at 9:00.
好吧 Okay.
她说她九点钟约了个男人 She has a man at 9:00,she said.
克拉丽留下吗？ Coralie's staying?
是的 Yes
也就是说，我在11点和女人有约 That is to say, I have an appointment at 11 am and women
总算让他高兴起来了 Finally cheered him up.
你要继续阅读? You gonna keep reading?
是的 Yeah.
我感觉到它了 l feel like it.
有什么新鲜的 What news.
一些不一样的 Something different,
不同寻常的东西 out of the routine.
你明白么？ See?
就像是床事 Like, in bed.
你自己打飞机去吧 Jack yourself off then.
在你去面包房的时候我已经打过了 l did already,when you went to the bakery.
不，我才不信 No, l don't believe you.
我发誓真的 l swear.
你经常趁我不在的时候打飞机？ You do that often?
是的 Yes.
像和我们做爱时一样？ How do you do it?
是的 Yes
你是怎么做的？ What did you do?
你看黄片么？ You watch porn?
不 No.
我在脑子里想着你的样子 l watch you in my head.
自己幻想情节 His fantasy plot
要我做一次给你看么？ Want me to show you?
通常,在浴室里 Usually, l do it in the bathroom.
或者在你去上学的时候再床上做 Or here in bed,when you've gone to college.
你得告诉我你脑子里想象的画面，不然就没意思了 Tell me what you're thinking,or it's no fun.
这会让你兴奋么？ Does it turn you on?
可能吧 lt might.
我等着呢 l'm listening.
在我脑海里， 你总是很漂亮 ln my head,you're always beautiful.
你的乳房 Your breasts.
我轻轻咬着你的乳头 Those nipples that l nibble.
你朝我微笑 The way you smile.
你的笑声很可爱 Your cute laugh.
我的手滑到你的小穴上 My hand slides down to your cunt.
我的手指轻轻在上面打转 My finger strokes all around it.
我想感觉到你慢慢的张开.... l want to feel you open up...
你的注意力完全集中在那里... So that all your mind is focused there...
在你身体的那个位置 On that part of your body.
那里开始变得湿润 That starts to glisten.
你的淫水弄湿了我的鸡巴 Pre-cum moistens my prick.
就像你说的，这是天然的润滑剂 A natural lubricant,like you say.
我把它和你的口水混合在一起 l mix it with your saliva cum.
我的什么？ My what?
你知道的，这个... You know, it's...
这个很难用高雅的话来形容 lt's not easy without being vulgar.
如果你想知道的话 Because if you want to know,
在我的心里，和你有关的东西都不下流，我的小骚屄 in my mind, nothing's ever vulgar with you, pussy dear.
我真的觉得娜塔莉很不错 l really think Nathalie's great.
那种职业的女人大部分看上去都像个受害者 Those girls are always seen as victims,
但她却很有自信 but she's really confident.
怪不得你爸会喜欢她 That's why your dad liked her.
不是所有的妓女都像她这样的 Not all prostitutes are like her.
如果这份工作真的这么好，我们早就知道了 lf it was a dream job,we'd know.
你不能一概而论，不管什么职业，都会有好有坏 lt's like everything. You can't generalize.
至少她就证明了这一点 She proves it.
你会和她上床么？ Would you sleep with her?
- 如果免费的话，会的 - 真的？ - For free, yes. - Really?
你看上她什么了？ What has she got?
就像你说的，她很棒 She's great, like you said.
她全身上下都整过形 She's had surgery all over.
我只是回答下你的问题而已 You asked.l answered you.
你想让我的乳房也去整一下吗？ Would you like my breasts redone?
别傻了 Don't be silly.
只是让它稍微变得尖挺一些 Just a little lift.
那样会更好看些 That would be better.
不好么? No?
变得和十年前一样 Like 1 0 years ago.
现在连男人都做整形手术 Men have cosmetic surgery now.
你可以轻易去掉这些 You could easily get rid of that.
嗯 Yeah.
还有这些 This too.
你不喜欢我们一起变老吗？ Does it bother you to grow old together?
这不会让我们停止变老 lt won't stop us growing old.
这是我们衰老最缓慢的部位 This is where we age least,finally.
至少到现在还没怎么变 Until now, anyhow.
她说摄像会让她变得很兴奋 She said it turns her on to be filmed.
她一兴奋，我也会变得很兴奋 And what turns me on is that she's turned on.
所以练习一下拍摄还是很有用的 And a little camera training is always useful.
她喜欢把我们的自拍放到网上去 She likes putting our movies on the web.
我们有时候拍，有时不拍 Sometimes we film. Sometimes we don't.
这是我们说好的 That's the deal.
她说我们既然有道具，干嘛不利用起来？ She said we have the tools, why not use them?
她还说，你看到的越多，知道的就越多 And she said, the more you see,the more you find out.
你越是展现自己，你就越了解自己 The more you show yourself, the more you know yourself.
在这些方面，她总是想得很多 She thinks about it too much.
射在外面吗？ Come outside me?
这么着急干什么？ What's the hurry?
没摄像的时候，我都射在她里面 When there's no camera,l come inside her.
我更喜欢内射 l prefer it.
克拉丽不是我的唯一 Coralie's not ''the one.''
但我的各种第一次都是在她身上体验的 But she'll always be ''the first one.''
这是肯定的 That's for sure.
再拍一张？ Another one?
再拍一张 Another photo.
这个家庭还在继续扩大 The family's growing.
这个是麦克西姆，那个花商 That's Maxime, the florist.
当然我也是 I am also, of course,
到了最后，一切都是有可能的 ln the end,anything is possible.
妈妈可以开启一份新的案卷了，名称是：幸福 Time for Mom to open a new file:Happiness.
趁着一切都还没被搞砸之前 Before it all fucks up.
嗯，可以这么说…… Well, you can say that...