There are three things famous in India.
Dance of Helen ! Juice of Watermelon !
And Yamraj, the villain ! That's me.
You must be shocked to learn that despite being a villain...
... how come people are fond of me.
Well, there are many things in this world that can't be done honestly.
So, you have to go the wrong way to get things done.
Anyway, diamond cuts diamond. Likewise to terminate villains...
... I had to become the ultimate villain.
Because the angel of death has the power to terminate sinners.
And that's Yamraj !
(General Chaos)
Hey you, open the gate quickly.
Let's go.
(General Chaos)
(General Chaos) (Whistling).
How many were they ?
Chief, there were two men.
Swines !
They were just two.
Against three of you!
Have you watched this movie before ?
I've watched it 24 times.
Today I'm completing my silver jubileee with you.
What did you think that your chief will be happy ?
And he will pat your backs, is that what you thought ?
Damn on you !
Do I pay your school fees so that you watch movies ?
Brother said there's no use studying. We won't become scientists.
That's better!
You're already spoilt. Do you want to spoil your younger brother too ?
Get up and go home.
Go. You come here.
Sit down.
Couldn't you find anyone else to get married to ?
He always slaps me.
You know son, this world doesn't let a widow live with peace.
You were only 3 years old when your father passed away.
And when Yuvraj's mother died, he was very young.
You had lost your father and Yuvraj had lost his mother.
We were worried for both of you.
Even our relatives wanted us to get married. So, we got married.
We got married so that you both could get the love of both...
... a father as well as a mother.
Otherwise I would never marry again.
So, please don't take him wrong.
You're very young to understand these things.
So, just concentrate on your studies.
Play your turn quickly. I won't wait till tomorrow.
Call your brother. He must be having some money.
My father doesn't give him a penny.
I get the money and he gets thrashing from him.
I don't care if my parents think he's a hero and I'm a villain.
But unlike ordinary villains, I'll become the ultimate villain.
I will become Yamraj, the death angel !
From now onwards I will be called as Yamraj Singh !
Your son's horoscope shows that all the stars are in his favor.
Really ?
He'll grow up to become a famous personality.
Don't speak nonsense ! Only one person will earn fame and...
... money and that's Yamraj.
Shut up ! Shameless boy ! Is that the way to talk to a priest ?
Apologize to him.
Tell him the preach in the temple.
I'll thrash you !
I'll prohibit your entry at home.
My entry causes my enemies dysentry.
Do you want to grow up to become a gambler ?
Father, help !
Hey ! What are you doing ! Somebody stop him.
Catch hold of him.
Nobody can catch hold of death.
I am the angel of death.
I'm Yamraj, the angel of death !
But I will determine the time of death of gangsters and crooks.
People have always idolized heroes.
But now they will adore this villain.
They will sing my praises.
It's impossible to catch hold of air, water and Yamraj.
Where has he disappeared ? Any news of him ?
Don't talk about him.
Why are you saying so ?
He's a small kid. He's immature.
Did you get any news about him ?
I met him...
... in the neighboring village.
I thrashed him and sent him off to a hostel.
If he stays here, he'll spoil my son too.
Do you know what your son said while leaving ?
I'm running away because I'm only 2.5 feet high.
Once I become 6 feet high, I'll chase everyone.
I'll avenge every drop of tear that has rolled down my eyes...
... by making you all cry.
20 years later...
(Yelling).
Don't waste bullets. Did we stop you ?
The money is kept in the locker. Go and take it. (crying)
I'm ruined. Now who will marry my daughter ?
The robbers have eloped with the money and you're drinking tea !
Our sir is faster than air.
(Yelling)
Hey you ! Who are you ?
Which police station do you belong to ?
My entry causes my enemies dysentry !
I don't like to answer questions. I simply get started with my job. I'll thrash you !
(Gasping)
Hello ! Mic testing ! Time wasting !
Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention !
Your money is safe. Get your pass books and identification...
... cards to collect your money.
If you lose your savings, I won't be responsible for it.
You are our God.
But for this God you need not offer coconuts at the temple.
If anyone falters, I'll myself go and fix him.
You came like hero and saved us.
Hey old man ! I'm a villain, not hero.
Why do you say so ?
When I was a child I had heard that everything can't be...
... done with honesty.
So, for crooks I become a bad man.
What will you do if...
...your enemy attacks you ?
I'll counter attack or carry out an encounter.
Hey friends, didn't you recognize him ? He's the same skinny boy...
... who used to pull our pants and tease us.
Right, boy? You're Suhasini's son, isn't it ?
Quiet !
Don't call me boy. I'm Yamraj Singh.
This angel of death is a saviour.
"Ladies and Gentlemen ! Boys and Girls ! And all the fans."
"Here comes the power king. And we call him Yamraj Singh !"
"Yamraj Singh ! Yamraj Singh !"
"Here comes Yamraj Singh !" He's the power king !"
"He's a terror for the enemy. Just give him a ring."
"He has a steel body and nerves like nylon strings."
"He can fill an empty canvas with modern art."
"He beats the enemy black and blue."
"He's as tough as the gun powder."
"He's the death warning of all the villains."
"He's a darer since childhood."
"He's a powerhouse."
"He has a distinct style of his own."
"He has a mindblowing following."
"Yamraj Singh ! He's on the way to do something."
"Yamraj Singh ! It's a brand new song to sing."
"Yamraj Singh ! He's on the way to do something."
"Yamraj Singh ! It's a brand new song to sing."
"Whoever doesn't follow my orders, I will drag him on the ground..."
"... and beat him black and blue. He'll never be able to walk again."
"I'm the statue of justice."
"My arms are as strong as iron."
"You will never to able to find a mindblowing villain like me."
"He's the God of people."
"He's a rough and tough guy."
"He's a short circuit."
"That's how he is. What to do !"
"My entry causes my enemies dysentry."
"Yamraj Singh ! He's on the way to do something."
"Yamraj Singh ! It's a brand new song to sing."
"I'm the lord of fashion."
"I'm the ultimate teacher for crooks."
"I know how to teach them a lesson."
"Hey you ! My muscles are as strong as Arnold's."
"I have a fiery body."
"I kill my enemy slowly and gradually."
"He shines like the sun and has speed of the air."
"He strikes like a bullet. He has a law breaking habit."
"My entry, gives people dysentery."
"Yamraj Singh ! He's on the way to do something."
"Yamraj Singh ! It's a brand new song to sing."
"Yamraj Singh ! He's on the way to do something."
"Yamraj Singh ! It's a brand new song to sing."
Hey beautiful, I haven't produced your movie for nothing.
I can't let you go. Book two tickets for Bangkok. Let's have fun.
Bathing in muddy water won't wash off your sins.
Forget washing off his sins, he's getting dirtier than before.
That's okay. You can bathe later. First let's talk business.
I don't know whether this mud will clean you or not...
... but the police department will surely suspend me.
So, you better take a quick bath and give me my share.
Boss, our plan failed.
That Inspector stole our booty.
How dare he take away my money ! I did my best at being dishonest.
Chabuk, let me make it clear. If the police questions me...
... I'll take your name.
Hello, Shakeel. Chabuk has deceived us. He wants to keep the...
... entire booty to himself.
Chabuk, if you're done with God, pay attention to me. (Shout)
Don't yell. Your throat will become sore. Let me press it for you. That'll keep you mum.
(Groaning).
Do whatever you want but don't yell in front of me.
So, Mr. Impulsive, that closes your account.
You took undue advantage of our friendliness.
What about you, Genda ?
Please give me one last chance, boss.
I swear I'll drag his corpse to your feet.
Forget dragging his corpse or you will turn into a corpse.
Get lost.
(Crying)
Listen carefully. The police can become our enemy.
But they bow down in front of ministers.
I think we should enter politics.
And then we'll terminate our enemies...
... or bury them in the ground. Have patience.
We'll finish off this man too.
Hey you ! (Shout)
Yes, boss.
Find out where he lives.
I'll make him suffer. (Shouts)
How are you, father ? Have you left some breakfast for me ?
Take your breakfast from your mother.
Mother !
Today again you've cooked bitter gourd. If I eat so much...
... bitter gourd, I'll become bitter one day.
You're no less at present. I've told you several times to help...
... your father in his business.
She has started it again !
Hey ! Where's your ring ? (Shocked)
Forget it, mother.
Tell me the truth.
Fix my engagement. I'll get a new ring.
Your engagement ? With whom ?
(Whistling)
Leave me. I haven't committed any crime.
Even if I have, my father's responsible for it.
Jerk ! You don't have any brains ! Why do you mess up with others ?
Is this the way to talk ? Tell your men to put their guns down.
I'm helpless, mother. I have more enemies at home than outside.
Put your guns down.
Don't talk to me.
After taking up the police service, you just visit me once in...
... a month to give me your salary.
This time you've turned up after three months.
I'm here to take you along. I've been transferred to this area.
I have a job and a car. But I need a mother too.
You will look after me. But who will look after them ?
Have you ever thought about it ?
I'm not going with you. But you can come here if you want.
In this house ? No way ! What if someone throws me in the well...
...while I'm asleep ?
What if someone adds poison to my food and kills me ?
They can even electrocute me. I don't want a terrifying death.
Give me your blessings. Commandos !
Yes, sir !
I'm taking her blessings. If anyone moves, kill him.
Yes, sir.
God bless you ! Take blessings from your father too.
If you say I'll consume poison but I can't do this.
Shut up ! Do you know whom you're talking about !
You shouldn't say such things about your father.
You don't want to see me happy, do you ?
What is this ?
It's a pump. It'll help you in breathing.
This is enough to take care of your mother.
Hey you, give me my glasses.
Yes, sir.
So, Mr. Astrologer, what do your stars say?
What can I say ! Stars are not in my favor.
That's a bad news.
It won't last for long. I'll make sure the stars come in my favor.
"Control your expenses, save your parents'money." (Singing)
"Avoid girlfriend and save petrol." (Singing)
Look at the time.
My watch is not working.
Hello, sir. You seem to be the new Inpsector. I'm an old...
... constable of this area.
By the way, my name is...
Lok Pal.
No.
No, sir. My name is...
From now onwards your name is Lok Pal.
But I have a different name on my identification card.
You never succeeded in anything in your life. So, your name...
... will be Lok Pal.
I see ! Lok Pal. It's a nice name, isn't it ?
Lok Pal...
Yes ?
Tell me something.
I want to make this police station famous. How should I go about it ?
There are many ways but first get rid of this cigarette.
I've paid for it. Why should I throw it ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Alright. I'll throw it away.
From now onwards I'll suck your blood.
Alright. But that'll cause you acidity.
Chamber of Hell !
Sir, are you a magician ?
Why ? What makes you think so ?
You changed the name plate without any paint or brush.
Is it ?
Yes.
Lokpal...
Yes ?
Every morning you will give me the current news with a cup of tea.
Am I a news channel ?
Not yet but you will have to become one.
Is it clear ?
He's a rowdy inspector, isn't he ?
Oh my ! A horse, a jeep and a bike.
Why this horse when he has a jeep and bike ?
The price of diesel has gone up.
Since when ?
The lock up is housefull. There are convicts in the waiting queue.
(Laughing).
Ina Mina Mynah Moe ! And this one's for Joe !
Who attacked me !
What if he would get shot on his ear ?
He would have to be on medicines all his life.
Did you join police duty to sleep ?
I was feeling sleepy. So, I was taking a short nap.
But why are you sleeping here ? Don't you get sleep at home ?
Sir, I have a heavy workload. And my wife harasses me a lot.
(Laughing)
That's why despite being married for two years, you don't have a child.
I believe in freedom. I'm feeling suffocated to see you all in prison.
Crooks, there won't be any lock or lock up.
All are free in this police station.
You can play and have fun but like good children, don't...
... break the discipline of this police station.
If you try to escape, you won't be able to stand on your feet again.
Sir, if they escape it'll be difficult to nab them.
They are already running away.
It's entertainment time.
Hey jerk !
(Whistling)
Ganpat, keep this lizard inside and give me the dinosaur.
Hey !
What is it ?
Stop !
Why ?
If you go any farther, I'll have to order a cannon.
This is Yamraj Singh's police station.
You can't leave this place.
Despite wearing a Being Human T-shirt, you're doing inhuman acts.
Hold your rifles and set an aim.
Yes, sir ?
Hold your rifles and set an aim.
Yes, sir.
That's not done, sir ! The bottles are swaying to and fro.
Let them become stable. Then we'll open fire.
When criminals will counter you, they won't stand in one place.
They will run here and there.
I want to meet the Inspector.
He's busy with his training schedule.
Tell him Chabuk Singh is here.
I don't care who you are.
Sycophant ! Don't argue with me. (Shout)
He's not a sycophant but a fan of mine.
Whether I speak or my fan speaks, it's one and the same thing.
Is that clear ?
Welcome to this village.
I belong to the ruling party. I'm an upcoming minister of this area.
I'm working for the progress of this village.
People respect me a lot.
I can eclipse the rising sun too.
I heard that you nabbed the bank robbers and transferred...
...the entire money to the villagers'accounts.
I appreciate your effort. But no money was transferred to my account.
I didn't have your father's name and address.
Go and ask your mother. I'll settle all your accounts.
Don't act smart.
I have confidence, strength and power.
I've seen many smarties like you. They just come and go.
Don't speak too much or else you will die young.
Nobody could ever defeat me.
What can you do !
You don't know my history.
That's why you're saying so.
No matter what your history is...
... but your future will be determined by me.
I'm here to talk, not to fight.
I don't talk to crooks. I only beat them.
I'm very famous. People are fond of me.
Popularity is like a cluster of dark clouds...
... which get cleared when the sun shines.
But I am the sky itself. I hold the clouds, lightening and thunder...
... within me.
If you try to spit at the sky, your face will get dirty.
Mind you tongue ! (Shout)
Lower your tone ! (Shout)
1. 2. 3. 4.
Sorry, sir !
Hey Lokpal. Don't take the call. Let it ring.
"There will be my charm, all around."
"My charm..."
This ringtone costs me Rs. 30 per month. But today it has...
... paid off really well.
Hey you, no credit only cash. Got it ?
You can play only if you show me hard cash.
So what if I don't have money. I have some silver ware.
He seems to have won a lottery today.
Swiss bank, tell me its value.
Hey Sukhiram, your grandpa is admitted in the I.C.U. (Shout)
He's sure to die. Go and meet him in his last moments. (Shout)
Grandpa !
Come on, it's your turn.
Hey ! Won't you go to meet him ?
I haven't won a lottery. Why should I go ? Whose turn is it ?
I'll play my turn.
Your loss is my gain.
Cards are so good ! God has created it to balance our lives.
The police is here. Run ! (Shout)
Don't go anywhere. Police warnings are futile.
Carry on with the game. Nothing will happen.
Yamraj's army !
Yes, sir!
You go there.
Sir!
You go there.
Sir!
The rest follow me.
You people carry on. I'm tired.
Oh God!
Lazy bones ! You've become very lazy by taking bribes.
Now what ?
Conduct a raid ! Nab all the gamblers.
Let's terminate them forever. It's a do or die situation, comrades !
Don't you know I'm fond of acting.
Lokpal...
Yes, sir.
Note down.
What should I note down ?
Whenever I say fantastic dialogues, note it down in a diary.
Why do I need to note it down ? (Laugh)
Fantastic dialogues rarely strike my mind. So, whenever I...
... say it, just note it down.
But right now we're here to conduct a raid on gamblers...
... not to give them punch lines.
We've been conducting raids since many years. Nobody can...
... do it better than us.
This place is also red in color. Just shoot and scatter the mice.
Run for your lives ! Yamraj Singh is here. (Yelling)
Hey !
Run for your life !
The police is after me. Please hide me.
Shut up!
Games are good for health. We're not good footballers.
So, we gamble.
I'm gambling since 30 years. You're an encounter specialist.
I'm the best gambler. I've never lost any game.
The jailor has lost many games against me.
Play a game with me. I'm a gold medalist in gambling.
Okay. I'll give you a gold medal.
Here's your reward.
Hey ! Do you want to puncture my leg ?
Is it ? Do you need more punctures in your body ?
I think the police has surrounded us from all sides.
We can't escape. Law has long hands. Help !
Hey !
Yes, sir.
Don't shoot anybody. Just drag them.
Where had you been for so long ?
What?
Are you married ?
Not yet.
In that case I won't leave you.
Who?
I mean the criminals.
Okay. Leave me or else I'll fall down.
I've already fallen for you.
You've gone crazy!
Are you a doctor ? How did you find out ?
I'm busy. Please let me go.
Oh ! Yeah.
She's so hot !
I hope you didn't get hurt.
No. (28,21 - 28,22)
Don't feel shy. If you say, I'll apply some ointment.
I'm fine.
Sir, did you find anything ?
Everything!
Why are you smiling ?
Because I fell for someone.
You fell down ?
I've lost my heart.
My mobile bill is sure to go high.
Uncle, pay your installments on time. If the bank recovery officer...
... Vasooli Karu Pandey lands here, you will lose your shop for sure.
The entire market seems to have become poor.
Hey ! You're not on duty today.
I am on duty.
Nobody is paying their installments.
Don't worry. I'll give you.
Really ? Then go ahead.
First let me read your horoscope. Today there are bright chances...
... of you meeting your dream girl.
Your dream girl will be super hot.
But don't burn yourself by getting close to her.
There are bleak chances of getting success in work.
But there are bright chances of getting influenced by a woman.
Once I get a green signal from the girl, I don't leave any chance. (Happy)
I better leave. Danger girl is here !
What's up early in the morning?
I had told you to open the shop because I'll be late.
Did you get any customer ?
I've opened the shop since morning.
Not a single customer has arrived.
Lakshmi, I've fallen in love with this inspector.
How should I win this handsome hero's heart ?
Hey boy!
Coming.
One more tea.
Here you are.
Keep on drinking tea but all your efforts are futile.
Don't intrude. If you're interested in her, I'll make a move.
No, sir. Instead try for the other girl. She's always ready.
That girl is quite strict, sir.
Is she a school principal?
She's just an ordinary girl. Listen..
Yes?
Some girls get impressed in few weeks but some take months.
Some girls get impressed in a year's time.
But mind you... Whether it takes a year or a leap year...
... the girl will surely accept your proposal.
What do you want ?
Bhagyalaxmi fancy store cum...
... Ladies emporium cum Handicraft cum gift shop.
If you call me so many times, I have to come.
What do you want ?
Can you give me what I want ?
Yes. Just name it.
Really?
(Sigh)
Curvaceous figure ! Young age ! Fair body !
Baby doll ! I mean I want a bride doll.
Do you accept credit cards ?
I accept everything.
It's okay even if you give me your ration card.
What's your name ?
I'm sweet and simple... Sharmilee.
Is there any offer going on ?
What about a honeymoon package ?
Don't just get started. We don't accept credit cards.
We accept only cash.
Here's your bride doll.
What's the use of a bride without a groom ?
Nice pair ! Isn't it ?
If you don't get a good life partner, a person becomes a puppet.
Well said ! That was a superhit dialogue !
Hey Lokpal !
Yes, sir?
Note it down.
Let it be. I've noted it down over here.
When will you notice me ?
What's your name ?
Sharmilee.
The day you become as shy as your name, you will get a good match.
This is Vasooli Karu Pandey.
Rural development Bank damager. I mean manager.
On the name of EMI, he actually sucks the blood of poor people.
He's more interested in recovering his personal interest from women.
Debtors, load bags of grains in sir's jeep quickly.
If he gets out of the jeep, you all will land in trouble.
I'm already out of the jeep.
No matter where you hide, I'll find you. I don't kill anybody.
I suck blood by recovering installments.
Hey beauty, when are you repaying my interest ?
I've already repaid it on the 1st of this month.
I'm talking about my interest, not the bank interest.
How come you're here before time ?
You're looking like a red rose.
And what about me ?
You better remember your mother.
Okay.
I swear, mother, that girl is sweeter than this sugarcane.
Beware ! You might get diabetes. It happens in love.
Your heart pounds like an engine.
Mother, that girl in the left... She's the one.
Do you really want to marry that girl in a red sari ?
Mother, you're a genius. You guessed it right.
Come.
Wait. I'll go alone to meet my daughter in law.
Huh? (Shocked).
What do you want, aunt ?
Anything wrong ?
No, child. Tomorrow we're conducting a holy ritual at our place.
Show me incense sticks as fragrant as you.
Sure. Have a look. These are sandal fragrant incense sticks.
This one has rose fragrance. And this one has camphor...
Sorry.
The Britishers have gone but left this word sorry behind.
People like you say sorry to Vasooli Karu Pandey on daily basis.
I forgive you.
So, you are Vasooli Karu Pandey !
Do you have a doubt ? Yes, that's me.
People staying in the vicinity of 50 miles from here are...
... scared of only one person and that is Vasooli Karu Pandey.
One photo please.
Come stand with me.
You're a famous man. I want a solo photo of yours.
Crazy fan!
Alright. Go ahead.
Wow ! What style and grace ! Your front portfolio is like Salman's.
And your side portfolio is like that of Hrithik.
Sir, the dreadful terrorist Chaman Chindi is right in front of me.
Chaman Chindi?
He looks like a glutton!
He is partially bald.
He doesn't appear dreadful. In fact he looks like a comedian.
I've sent his photo through MMS. Is he the one ?
His photo matched ! Wow ! He's a carbon copy. Great !
Good!
Matching? What next?
I'll shoot you. Then we'll get a DNA test done. If your sample...
... matches with that of the terrorist, we'll throw your body in water.
And what if it doesn't matches ?
In that case we'll throw...
...your body in the gutter. Simple !
Why don't you investigate properly before killing me ?
This time you can't escape. Rules are rules !
I beg of you. I won't repeat this mistake in future.
I don't believe you.
Please forgive me.
On one condition. Stop harassing people by taking installments.
(Gasping)
Hello!
I thank you all for honoring my request.
Why did you call us ?
Just to please you.
My nephew has attained a high position in business.
Now he wants to serve the people.
In order to serve people, I will fight this year's election...
... and become an MLA.
(Coughing).
Nowadays politics has become an expensive affair.
Absolutely ! In return you all will get costly gifts.
It's advisable to take advantage of this situation.
Give him your vote and money. Just 3 crores.
That's a huge amount !
If I had so much money, I would retire.
With the rise of supermarkets, our business is going down.
We don't have so much money.
Give me money or you will die.
The decision will be made right now.
We're not scared of you. (Shout)
If you're begging for money, act like a beggar. (Shout)
Rascal uncle ! Beggar nephew ! (Shout)
How dare you call me a beggar ! (Shout)
How dare you yell at me ! (Shout)
No ! (Shout)
Hey you !
Sir !
Until I get my money, nobody will open their shops.
Or else you will lose your life.
When Chabuk Singh loses his temper, he spares nobody.
(General chaos).
Why are the shops closed ?
That's not fair. It is sheer injustice.
We're not doing any injustice.
Just like Gandhi, we are observing the act of non-voilence.
If anyone opens his shop without my permission, he'll be dead.
"Your highness, the great king..."
"The great king says..."
"May he live a long life."
"No praise is enough for you. You're the glory of India."
"India is your life and you're very dear to this nation."
"He's an amazing king."
With me being around, whom are you people scared of ?
Why have you all closed your shops ?
Today isn't a national holiday either.
Yes.
Then what is the problem ? Shop owners...
If you don't open your shops, I'll kill these rogues.
Wow ! Lokpal..
Yes ?
Note down this line.
Alright. But I've never written so many notes even during school time.
But you make any notes in the police station. I want to...
... publish a book comprising of my great thoughts.
Another headache !
That's a good name.
One head and multiple aches !
Wow ! Solid ! Superb ! Why did you open your shop ?
We're on a hunger strike.
If you want to go on a hunger strike, go to Ram Leela ground.
Does this market belong to your father ?
But it doesn't belong...
... to your father either.
What did you say !
Wherever I land, shops close down.
I can also fix a moron like you.
Lokpal, did you hear that ? Note it down.
Hey wait !
All of you open your shops.
This is Yamraj Singh's order.
If you're Yamraj, I'm Lord Shiva, Lord Brahma and Lord Vishnu.
How dare you challenge me !
How dare you !
Barking dogs seldom bite ! Got it ?
I will bite you but first outdo me in a kabaddi match.
Alright. Let's play kabbadi first and then I'll arrest you.
Let's get started.
Tiger v/s street dogs.
If you manage to score even a single point, the shops will...
... remain closed.
But if you don't score any point, I'll break all your joints.
I'm ready. I have won many Kabaddi matches.
Really ?
Kabaddi ! Kabaddi !
(Whistling)
It'll take a long time if you come one by one. Three of you...
... come at a time.
Hey wrestler ! Why don't you go ?
No way ! He's not playing kabaddi.
He is wrestling. That's not called kabaddi.
Come on ! Go !
Kabaddi ! Please let me go. I've to wash clothes.
Kabaddi ! I've go cook food at home.
I've to wash utensils too. Kabaddi !
Mother !
Didn't I tell you this man is not playing kabaddi !
I'm out. I've got a sprain in my back.
Now how will I dance ?
Just because you're a policeman, you think you're smart.
If you wouldn't be wearing this uniform, I would've thrashed you.
Even I'm bound by this uniform. Otherwise I would finish off...
... this game long back.
Now it's for you to decide whether you want to be thrashed...
...with my uniform on or straighaway die ?
He's a terror if he removes his uniform.
If you come towards me, you can't escape.
If I come to your side, where will you escape ?
He thinks smart of himself. Call him on our side.
That's a great idea.
If you have guts, come on our side.
Even a dog walks like a tiger in his area.
Kabaddi ! Kabaddi !
(Yelling)
You can't escape.
You can't.
Kabaddi ! Kabaddi !
(Yelling)
Help ! Help !
Kabaddi !
I'm sorry. Forgive me. I won't repeat this mistake again. (Cry)
So, you will close down all the shops, will you ?
No way, sir !
You want the shops to close down, do you ?
No, sir !
Sir ! Don't hit me so hard.
Does this market belong to your father ?
You will shut down all the shops, will you ? Jerk !
Please let me go. (Crying)
You're having itching in your body, isn't it ?
Today I'll fix this itching of yours. Get lost !
That day he stole our booty.
Today he humiliated me in the market.
Unless I teach him a lesson, I won't sit at peace.
Not only him, his entire family will have to suffer.
why are you ruining your peace ?
He has taken a transfer in this village to live with his family.
His family is his strength. We'll turn it into his weakness.
I'll show him my real power.
Wait for the right time, son.
What do you mean ?
The Minister is going to visit our village to inaugurate...
... the Handicap welfare organisation.
We'll use our contacts and get that inspector transferred to...
... some other city.
What say ? We should do something so as to kill the snake...
... without using our stick.
Long live minister ! Long live minister !
Nice piece. It's light weight too.
A special phone for a special man.
This is nothing, son. We'll gift him a touch screen phone.
No, thanks. An honest minister doesn't accept bribes.
So Chabuk Singh, what's up ?
Nothing much. That new...
... inspector Yamraj Singh...
He's creating problems.
In order to save our party's name...
... my nephew is sitting back quietly.
We'll be obliged if you sign his transfer order.
Oh ! Yamraj Singh ! You mean that tiger.
I've heard about him. Well Chabuk, some people are born lucky.
Some people are born with a silver spoon.
But Yamraj Singh is born with both the things.
People are going crazy about him.
This is not the right time to issue a transfer order to such an officer.
Anything else ?
If my nephew gets an election ticket I'll be obliged.
It's next to impossible. The high command still looks at your...
... nephew as a goon.
Anyway, he has become a youth leader. But for MLA's seat...
... he has to work hard.
If you control your hooliganism, the high command won't have...
... any problem with you.
And you won't have any problem with Yamraj Singh. Right ?
What does the high command think of itself ! (Shout)
I'm the goon who made you win the previous election. (Shout)
And that too at a time when the opposition was more powerful. (Shout)
But still I...
Calm down ! Try to understand.
I worked like a dog and made him win the election. (Shout)
And today he can't issue a transfer order ! (Shout)
Chabuk Singh !
We tame dogs so that they bark on others not on its owner.
You get success in politics only if you adjust with others...
... not by creating issues.
A party needs goons only to win the election...
... not to give them seats in the assenbly.
I'm getting late for the inauguration.
Listen. Yamraj has ruined our plans.
The minister showed up his real picture.
As he climbs the stage, throw shoes and sandals on him.
Don't even of think of doing such a thing. He's a minister.
He won't remain a minister for long.
Lokpal, in the previous fun fair many people were robbed.
And all the purses were found in your pocket.
Oh ! Yamraj Singh ! That's a good excuse to touch me.
Please control yourself. This place is too crowded.
How should I control myself ?
As soon as I see you I lose my network
But my network will always wait for your incoming call.
First send SMS, then we'll make MMS.
Anything else ?
Take my number.
99881742...2...2...
What 2 ?
Come closer, will you ?
I'm on duty.
I'll take a leave.
Okay.
Did you like my number ?
Yeah. It's cool.
Really ?
Be careful.
Bye.
Nowadays people take loans to buy phones.
Really?
I'm sick of issuing loans. First "Give me loan", then "Leave me alone."
Hello. Who's this lover of mine ?
Yamraj Singh.
Oh dear me !
What can I do for you, Yamraj Singh ?
Please pass the phone...
... to your friend.
Yamraj singh's call for you.
What does he want from me ?
Hello.
Hello. Both, me and my mother, like you a lot.
I just called to say that I love you.
Your beauty is not letting me do my duty.
That day you fell over me and I fell in your love.
Here you are. He wants to say something to you.
My heart has fallen for your beauty.
Will you marry me ?
I'm ever ready.
Hey you !
Yes, sir ?
There's a call for you.
Yes, sir.
Enjoy.
You have such hot lips.
Who's this ?
I'm crazy about your style.
Why did you stop ? Any problem ?
Darling, where have you gone ?
You've made me crazy.
(Laughing)
Hey bank loan, you better use your own phone. (Cheering)
Long live Pradeep Kumar ! East or west our minister is the best !
East or West, Pradeep Kumar is the best ! (Cheering)
I would like to call upon honorable minister Mr. Pradeep...
... Kumar to speak a few words.
India is a symbol of unity in the entire world.
There's a sense of brotherhood among Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs...
... and Christians.
India has set an example for the whole world.
I'm glad to be amongst you today.
I assure you that for the welfare of this village I'll request the...
... Home Minister to ensure better supply of electricity and water.
I promise to set up public toilets in this area.
And with this I end my speech. Jai Hind !
I would request Youth leader Chabuk Singh to say a few words.
Brothers, get started.
As the minister said...
(General chaos).
Yamraj Singh's army, turn around.
Yes, sir !
March ahead.
God knows from where they come.
What is happening ?
They're creating a mess.
He was mixing liquor.
It's not bad to mix liquor in water.
Who caught him ?
Me.
He wasn't mixing liquor in water...
...but in tanker.
He's drunk, let him go.
Really ?
Let him go.
Let him go?
You said so easily...
We staked our life to catch a dangerous criminal...
...but you want us to leave him.
Never mind, sir.
Senior can't see his junior get promotion.
Is this justice ? Do you've answer to my question.
Hey... you're drunk...
Let it be, sir.
Father.
Father ?
He's my father.
Wow. You came at the right time.
Or else we would have put your father in jail.
Do you drink everyday ?
And which drink ?
Please take my bracelet and let him go.
I've only this bracelet and nothing else.
Are you bribing me ?
Had it been someone else, I would have thrashed him.
What will you do to a girl ?
If you interfere, I'll break your teeth. (Shout)
So lady...
...you want to give me bribe.
Hey, Yamraj Singh's army.
Sir.
Turn around.
Yes, sir.
What is sir doing ?
He's taking advance of law's long reach.
You wanted to give me bribe.
With your beautiful lips...
Oh. Lips. (Shock)
Give me a smile.
Oh, he ruined the fun.
I can't smile.
I've solution to your problem.
Turn around.
Yes, sir.
Listen. Anyone who makes this girl smile...
...will get 999 rupees reward.
Why one rupee less.
Tax deduction.
You'll get a bottle of liquor also.
A bottle ?
Then I'll also try.
Sure.
"Don't ramble..."
"Don't mess..."
"No, no, no."
"Don't ramble..."
"Don't mess..."
"Don't create a din."
"A bundle of fun. Where did you come from."
"Get aside. Don't chew my brains."
"I am coming."
"Don't mess around..."
"...or else I'll..."
"Thrash you."
(Kissing)
(Laughing)
She laughed!
(Cheering)
Hang on ! We're going to meet my bride, isn't it ?
Yes, sir.
Then why are you dancing in slow motion ?
Slow motion ?
Put in some energy.
I left my energy at home.
Do you find it funny ?
(Yelling)
Dance. If you don'put in energy, you will lose your life.
Dance !
Army !
Sir !
I'll go inside and get the good news.
Stand there like good boys.
Yes, sir !
(Sigh)
(Whistling)
I couldn't find anything to wake you up. So, I rang the bell.
My mother has approved you.
And I have given consent for your father.
But for what ?
I'm feeling shy. Well, for our marriage.
I don't want to marry.
Just me or anybody else ?
I'll never get married. I have to look after my father.
What a logical reason ! You earn and he drinks booze.
I'm being lenient because he's your father. Otherwise I...
... would've put him behind bars.
Why don't you send him to a rehabilitation centre ?
I tried to convince him a lot but he doesn't pay heed.
Alright. Once he dies, then you can get married.
I won't get married till he's alive.
Just think about it.
Please leave me alone. (55,58 - 56,00)
Of course I'll have to leave you. You haven't committed any...
... crime to arrest you.
Anyway, I'll wait for your answer. Goodbye.
Have you made this one ? You all are artists,
You slog the whole day and your father drinks the whole night.
Yours is a great family.
That's the reason why our country is not progressing,
How stupid of me to have bought new clothes and hire a band !
I walked all the way here under the hot sun.
What a waste of money, clothes and time !
Sir's wedding is fixed. Play the music.
Hey ! Stop it ! Pay them and tell them to go.
But why, sir ? You're getting married. Hey boys, play the band.
Are you deaf ? I said, stop it. He's gone crazy.
All of you get back to your duty.
What rubbish !
Don't listen to him. Keep on playing.
(Cheering)
She dismissed my proposal. And you're making fun of me !
Mother... There you are ! There's a twist in the tale.
You had made a good plan of getting me married.
But she's not interested in getting married.
Family attachment ! She's just like you.
You can't leave these two men and she can't leave that drunkard.
She'll never get a decent boy like me.
She'll realize her mistake and will rush to me.
Then even I will reject her.
I'll tell her that I've to look after my mother and take her...
... on a pilgrimage.
Mother, I'm talking to you. Say something. Mother !
Mother.. what's the matter with you?
Why did you leave me alone, mother ? (Crying)
I could never give you any happiness, mother. (Crying)
How will I live without you, mother ? (Crying)
Please come back.
Just another bite, dear. Just one more. Here.
Why are you sitting idle ? Why didn't you have your food ? (Flashback)
Go and feed your dear son. I've had lot of thrashing. (Flashback)
Hey ! Don't say that ever ! My elder son is good at studies. (Flashback)
So, I'll give him good education. But my younger son is mentally weak. (Flashback)
So, I'll give him more food. right ? (Flashback)
Mind you ! If you don't behave well with them... (Flashback)
...you will see my dead face. (Flashback)
Mother ! (Flashback)
I'll do as you say but don't ever mention about your death. (Flashback)
Okay, then have your food. (Flashback)
Feed me with your hands. (Flashback)
How long will I feed you ? (Flashback)
Boss, have your food.
You haven't eaten anything since 3 days. Please have it.
Boss ! Boss ! What happened ?
Boss ! Please don't beat me.
(Yelling)
Get food for him.
Open your mouth.
No, Boss !
I said, eat it.
I won't be able to eat it.
After being hit by shoes in front these men, you've lost your appetite.
But I was showered with shoes in front of the entire public.
I've lost appetite.
All I want is revenge. (Shout)
You're right. You're absolutely right, nephew.
We'll make him suffer. He'll beg for mercy but we won't relent.
He has stamped the snake's tail. He can't escape.
Genda swami !
While coming back get his head for me.
If you don't, you will be dead.
Come on, pack everything.
Why did the fun fair end so soon ?
If it would continue for more days, I would impress this inspector.
Disgusting ! Sir is lamenting over his mother's death.
And this lady is lost in his thoughts.
Sir, have some tea.
My mother left this world without saying a word.
I was talking to her but she didn't respond.
I got a transfer in this village so that I could see my mother everyday.
I thought after getting married, I'll ask mother to stay with me.
But once again my mother left me alone.
She was my only life support. Now even she's not there.
Can't you wait ? I'm talking about my mother. (Shout)
I'll send you to your mother. Today you will die, Yamraj. (Shout)
Sir, we must leave this place right away.
If they attack you, what will you do ? Fight or die ?
Fight or die ?
Fight.
Correct !
(Gasping)
Come on, get up. Pick up the gun. (Shout)
Pick up the gun and set an aim. (Shout)
How dare you ! (Shout)
I've heard the police is scared of... (Shout)
... stepping in your house. (Shout)
Look today I've stamped on your chest. (Shout)
You shouldn't leave an injured tiger. You should kill it. (Shout)
Otherwise that tiger becomes more ferocious. (Shout)
I can shoot you and your men right now. (Shout)
You're good at committing crimes and... (Shout)
... I'm good at terminating criminals. (Shout)
You want to join politics, isn't it ? Here's an advice for you. (Shout)
Note it down. (Shout)
If you get an election ticket, I'll make sure that you don't win. (Shout)
Forget votes, you won't even get charity in this area. (Shout)
If you act smart, this is what you get !
Don't disturb me. Let me talk to him.
You can die if you want but let me finish with him.
If you want to stay alive, stop your illegal activities.
Or else after death you won't get a single shoulder...
... to carry your corpse.
Hey you, stop ! You're a small kid in front of me.
I'm the king of this village. And you will realize that very soon.
You may be a king but I know how to terminate sinners like you.
If you commit another mistake, I'll bury you in the ground right away.
Nobody can save you from me. Next time if you interfere in...
...my business, I swear... I'll kill you !
You thought you would win before starting the game.
But the game has just begun.
"How shall I express the plight of my broken heart ?"
"I'm a doused lamp placed on my own tomb."
"I wish I could forget but I'm unable to do so."
"The funeral of my emotions..."
Increase the volume.
"This world... and its people..."
"... don't fascinate me anymore."
I've had enough ! Now he will die. (Shout)
Nephew, you will calm down your anger by cutting trees.
But if you want to finish Yamraj Singh, use your brains.
No matter how powerful he is, he's sure to have some weakness.
We just have to find out that weakness.
And then we'll hit our target.
Lokpal...
Do you want me to note down something, sir ?
Speed up the jeep.
Nowadays truck drivers carry out illegal activities.
Hey you, get down. Show me your license and RC book.
I forgot it at home.
Where are you transporting sandal wood ?
Sandal wood ? Sir, there's no sandal wood in my truck.
Only girls are sitting behind. You can check it for yourself.
Lokpal...
Yes, sir ?
This man looks like a terrorist, isn't it ?
What ! A terrorist ! Please don't say that, sir.
Sir, please go and check.
You're a sensible man.
You know last night I dreamt about that inspector...
Look over there. That inspector !
Why do you always go out of control after seeing him ?
We are girls. We must have a control on ourselves.
Whether the knife falls on the apple or vice versa, in any case...
... it's the apple that gets cut.
(Sighing).
Well, today the apple is desperate to get cut.
Wait ! Where are you going ?
Hold my hand. I won't leave you till death.
Thank you.
What's going on, sir ? You were supposed to check the truck.
A smuggler isn't reliable. What if he loads goods on the way ?
Go and drive. Let me do my duty.
Okay.
Sir, you enjoy with these girls. We'll follow in the jeep.
What ?
Nothing, sir. Take care of the girls. We're broke.
Krishna amidst his girlfriends.
Uncle, is she your daughter ?
Yes, son.
Is she educated ?
Not much. But she's good at sewing clothes.
I'm planning to fix her wedding.
What ! Marriage !
But you're still alive.
Hey girl, how can you marry when your father's still alive ?
You can't get married now. You must look after him.
If he falls in a gutter after drinking booze, get him back home.
When you become old after fulfilling all your responsibilities...
... then you should get married.
This is the modern trend. Look, she's not bothered about her father.
What are you saying, son ! Are you kidding ?
The kids of this generation don't follow this trend.
I don't follow trends. In fact I set new trends.
Lokpal, don't give me more missed calls.
Can I meet the minister ?
Who are you ?
Sir is waiting for you.
Hello, sir.
Yamraj Singh. Come in. Have a seat.
What would you like to have, coffee or tea ?
Bribe !
What ! (Shocked)
You have a good sense of humor.
I know.
But I'm serious about my duty.
Yamraj Singh, I want to thank you.
If it hadn't been for you that day, I would've been thrashed by...
... Chabuk Singh's men.
But he belongs to your party. Then why...
Politics knows no kinship.
Politicians are never loyal to anybody.
So, we have to adjust with everybody.
How should we tackle Chabuk Singh ?
Just give me orders.
In his own house I'll place the gun on his forehead...
... and press the trigger.
How will you do it without permission and power ?
Sir, power doesn't lie in position. It lies within us.
One who has power, doesn't require any permission.
Goons like Chabuk spread hooliganism. That doesn't mean...
... they are powerful.
Decent people choose to stay quiet.
Superb ! Well said !
I don't have enough words to praise you. You have made...
... me realize my power.
Now I'll surely take a harsh step. Let's get started.
Let's do something for the welfare of people.
Amazing ! It's a touch screen phone.
Yes. But I don't know how...
... to operate it other than using the green and red buttons.
Thank you, sir.
All the best.
I tried calling you but I was so busy.
Trust me.
Don't make excuses.
Next time I'll surely come.
No way ! I won't forgive you this time.
Please forgive me.
Okay.
I'll make a move.
Don't forget
Bye.
Who was that guy ?
Shri.
Who's this Shri ?
He's Shreedhar. I fondly call him Shri.
Oh ! So matters have reached to this point.
Alright. My happiness lies in that of yours.
It's fine if someone else gives you happiness.
"My heart is broken. "
Hey FM !
Yes ?
What are you listening ?
How did you figure out my name ? Are you an astrologer ?
I can name your entire family.
Why don't you use ear plugs ? My heart is broken and you're...
...playing music !
Well Laxmi... Bhagyalaxmi, if you like Shri then you should get...
What nonsense ! He's my brother... my cousin brother.
He works at the minister's office.
Really ?
Brother. Listen FM, he's her brother.
You came all the way here to meet your brother.
No matter how far your dear ones are, but they're always...
... close to your heart.
Even if they are seven seas apart from you.
Well said !
If Lokpal would be here, he would note it down.
It was a superb dialogue.
FM...
Should I lower the volume ?
No. Increase the volume.
Okay.
Why have you come here, Inspector ?
There's no criminal over here.
I'm not here for any criminal.
I'm here to meet my family.
I should respect those people whom my mother used to respect.
Let's forget the bygones and live together.
This is your age to relax. I'll handle the work.
If you joke any further, you will see the worse of me.
I've never bowed down in front of anybody.
I'm requesting you. Please honor my request.
I know this isn't a request but a sympathetic gesture.
But I haven't grown that old.
You're taking me wrong.
You better leave.
He thinks I want his money. Never !
I want money. Give me money or else I'll sell off this shop.
Father, don't create a scene. I said I'll give you money.
Go ahead. Give him more money. You have spoilt his habit.
This is our personal matter. Please don't interfere.
When she was a child, I gave money for her milk.
Now she'll give me money for my booze.
What's wrong in that ?
I should've arrested you that day.
Please leave us alone.
Listen...
Didn't you hear me ? Just leave !
Is it okay if I create a scene with you ?
That's fine with me.
How dare you waste your daughter's earnings on booze !
Shameless man !
My daughter ? What nonsense !
I'm not talking about you.
You've hit so hard.
Being a man, you're sitting idle and making your daughter work.
Drunkard !
He said it's just a short scene. But he's beating me black and blue.
You're not getting in the character. Feel the character.
Then you won't feel any pain.
Really ?
Yes.
Don't you want your daughter to get married ?
No.
She's my only daughter. She'll run that shop all her life...
...and give me money to drink booze. Do you have a problem ?
I want to marry your daughter but she won't marry until you die.
My life is ruined because of you two.
Oh my God ! Did you see that, people ? (Shout)
They are running their movie in my theater.
Hey you, come here. Are you dreaming of marrying this guy...
...after my death ?
Does anyone have a daughter like mine ?
She's praying for her father's death so that she can marry !
Oh my God !
Laxmi !
I delievered a winning performance, isn't it ?
Answer me. I'm such a fine actor, ain't I ?
Get lost !
First praise my talent. Then I'll leave.
Hello, brother.
Hello ! Sit. You've become quite macho.
My cow gives 10 litres of milk daily. You can even measure it.
There were many customers but I didn't find a good deal.
Let me check. Oh God ! This is a bull.
What !
How did this happen ?
What ?
All is not well ! You can give me any amount.
I can pay only Rs. 1500 for this bull.
Good you returned my money.
But you still have to pay the interest amount. Be quick.
Or else I'll tell your father.
Please don't do that.
I'll sell off goods and repay your loan.
Forget it ! I know you won't repay it so soon.
You are a good for nothing.
Rascal ! You took away my money and you're abusing me !
That's Yamraj Singh's brother, isn't it ?
Yes.
I'll take a leave.
Okay. See you later.
It's okay.
He insulted you. That jerk scared a macho man like you.
That rascal humiliated you in front of everyone.
But what can I do ?
Don't worry. We're there with you.
Will you go and stop him or shall I go ? Shall I go ?
Shall I go ? Come on, be brave. Go.
Don't spare him.
The rate of interest will be 10%.
Inform Yamraj Singh about this squabble.
Tell him it's a serious fight.
Sir, help me. While taking a loan he would beg in front of me. (Crying)
Today he's after my life. (Crying)
Do you think I'm scared of him ? (Shout)
You've said enough ! Now listen to me.
Unless he stops me, I'll keep on thrashing you.
Yamraj Singh, come out ! Yamraj Singh, come out !
Are you people drunk ? I'm already standing outside.
Oh ! All crooks are together !
Sunita, he has changed the outlook of this police station.
(Laughing)
Hello, sir.
Hello. How are you ?
Yamraj thrashed that poor fellow.
I know.
He took revenge on the name of duty.
Even a washerman doesn't wash clothes so badly.
I can see that.
Sunita, despite so many transfers Yamraj hasn't changed a bit. (laugh)
He's still thrashing people. (laugh)
(Laughing)
Sir, he's my younger brother.
Oh !
Chabuk Singh is unnecessarily interfering in our family matter.
(Laughing)
Sunita, this time Yamraj thrashed his real brother. (Laugh)
(Laughing)
Have you come here to deliver justice or chat on the phone ? (Shout)
As a human being and the youth leader, I'm here to get... (Shout)
... justice for this poor fellow.
Suspend him.
He didn't even give me money for my treatment.
I think we should put a garland of shoes around his neck.
There can't give many punishments for one mistake.
You're an elder person. What's your opinion ?
Ours is a...
... respectable family.
He thrashed him in front of everyone. So, he should apologize...
... in front of everyone.
That's a very small punishment.
I don't want to stretch this matter any further.
Did you hear that Yamraj ? Come on, say sorry.
He'll surely say sorry.
I'm sorry.
What ? I couldn't hear you.
Sorry.
Is that all ? Now you may leave.
(Laughing)
Sunita, today's breaking news !
For the first time in life Yamraj said sorry.
Goodbye, Yamraj. Let's go.
(Laughing)
Sorry.
But you didn't hit me again. Then why this sorry ?
Advance booking !
Sorry ! Sorry ! Sorry ! Sorry !
Father, help !
Another sorry. If you want more sorries, come here.
You escaped in this moron's case. But I won't spare you.
I'll beat you black and blue in your own police station.
If I don't give you a heart attack within 24 hours...
... you can change my name.
Lokpal...
Present, sir !
Note it down.
Even he has started saying dialogues.
Did you note it down ?
Sir, I get my salary from you.
Why should I work for him for free ?
Yamraj's army ! (Shout)
Yes, sir !
Go and get Chabuk Singh's men.
Tell them that sir is in a mood to play.
If they refuse to come along.
Tell them your sir will come right...
... there to play with them.
Okay, sir !
Go !
Batallion, march ahead !
Lokpal !
Yes, sir.
Pick up your gun and set an aim on these goons.
Alright, sir.
Rogues, your boss has given me an ultimatum of killing me...
... within 24 hours.
I want all information regarding his plans and strategies.
I want it right away ! Right away !
Right away !
I don't know anything. Nowadays he stays at home.
He doesn't move out very often.
Don't lie to me. If you speak the truth, you will get chocolates...
... ice creams and biscuits.
If you speak lies, you will get a bullet.
How can we tell you ? We don't know anything.
What did you say ? Sit down. What did you say ?
How can we tell you ? We don't know anything.
Not like that. You said it in a high tone.
Why did you lower your tone now ?
How can we tell you, sir ? We don't know anything.
Previously you had used a harsh tone. Where's that harshness gone ?
Say it in the manner you had said earlier or else I'll shoot you.
Speak up. (Shout)
Sir, how can I speak with a gun on my forehead ?
What ?
How can I speak with a gun on my forehead ?
(Cough)
(Laughing)
I scared him ! I scared him !
I scared you, didn't I ?
You should've been a comedian.
Do you think I'm funny ? Are you enjoying ?
I thought you're joking.
What joke ?
Do you find it funny being targetted by a pistol ?
Come on, tell me a joke and make me laugh.
Come on, fast.
How can I say a joke with a gun on my forehead ?
Say a joke and make me laugh. Come on, be quick.
Come on !
(laughing)
He's scared ! Lokpal, I scared him too.
(laughing)
Why aren't you guys laughing ? Yamraj Singh has cracked a joke.
Why aren't you guys laughing ?
Come on, laugh. Whenever I crack a joke, you all have to laugh.
(laughing)
That's like it !
(laughing)
We need not be scared of him. I'm not scared of him.
I'll play football with him.
Shut your mouth !
Hey you !
What did this baby elephant say ? What does he want to play ?
He's a new member of our gang. I had told him about our...
... kabaddi match.
No. He didn't say kabaddi. He said he wants to play football.
No, sir. After that day we've stopped playing outdoor games.
Now we play only indoor games like Ludo, Antakshari (songs).
Alright. Let's play Yamraj's special Antakshari (song game).
Whoever loses this game, will divulge your boss's plan.
I'll name an alphabet and you have to sing a song from that letter.
This is Yamraj Singh's Radio station.
Presenting Yamraj's Antakshari !
Hey Monkey cap, sing from the letter'N'.
Letter'N'!
Come on, hurry up.
Come on, sing.
Do I have to sing a song ?
Yes.
"Nobody knows my agony."
"All are just bothered about their own lives."
"Whom shall I narrate my agony to ?"
"Nobody in this world is my friend."
"My sorrowful heart, take my advice."
"I don't want to stay where there's no peace."
Gende, sing from "L".
"Little did I know."
"Little did I know that you would change drastically."
"That you would love me a lot."
"That you would express your love for me, my darling."
"Thanks a ton. I'm honored."
Letter'Y'.
"You're so sweet."
"You're so innocent."
"You're so loving."
"O dear mother ! O dear mother !"
"This world is a forest of thorns."
"You're like a garden of flowers. O dear mother !"
He sings in a feminine voice.
Really ?
This is my original voice.
Sing from letter "W".
I'm feeling shy.
I said, sing. Sing !
"Why fear when in love ! Why fear when in love !"
"We're in love. It's not a crime."
"Then why should we suffer ?"
"Why fear when..."
That's enough ! Stop it !
What's going on ? Why are you guys singing sad songs ?
Sing latest songs, remix songs, high energy songs.
There are so many duet songs from letter "W". Sing.
"When you touch me, my heart whistles."
"Give me a kiss on my cheeks."
"When you touch me, my heart whistles."
"Give me a kiss on my cheeks."
"Your beauty is mindblowing."
"My heart is drenched in the shower of your love."
"It's you who showered love on me. Don't blame my beauty."
"Don't blame my beauty."
"Ooh Lala Ooh Lala."
"Ooh Lala Ooh Lala, you're my fantasy."
Wow ! That was a great performance.
You should've been a singer. You entered the wrong field.
Lokpal, shower some money on him.
Sir, I had showered...
... lot of money on this song in the dance bar.
Really ?
Yes.
Take him to the dance bar.
He'll earn more over there. Sing from letter "M".
"My catwalk will make you go crazy."
"My eyes will make you feel weak at the knees."
"You're a big ant and I'm a piece of jaggery."
Baby elephant, sing from letter "D".
"Darling, listen to what my heart says."
"I've chosen you as my mate."
"Now it's your turn to choose me."
"Darling, listen to what my heart says."
"I've chosen you as my mate."
"Now it's your turn to choose me."
Next song from the letter "H".
"He's the one who knows my true worth."
"I'm overwhelmed with happiness."
"This happiness is deadly."
"He's the one who knows my true worth."
"I'm overwhelmed with happiness."
"This happiness is deadly !"
"This happiness is deadly ! Good Lord !"
"This happiness is deadly !"
Hello. Boss, it's me.
Hey you !
Whom are you talking to on the phone ?
Boss is on the line.
Oh really ?
Don't hang the phone. Answer him in a singing tone.
Sing from the letter "S".
"Show me a glance of yours."
"Come to me just once... just once."
Sing from the letter "X".
There's no song from X.
But you have to sing.
Sing any song.
"Xcuse me. Tom uncle is here. He has brought moonlight for you."
"The moonlight has a message for you."
"Xcuse me. Tom uncle is here. He has brought..."
You lost the game. Now be ready for your punishment.
If you want to save yourself, tell me about Chabuk Singh's plan.
Speak up ! I said, speak up.
He's planning to get your girlfriend married to someone else.
Thanks for the information.
I thank you all for sparing your precious time to attend this program.
I thought Yamraj is very powerful.
Isn't it, uncle ? But he does have a weakness for sure.
You had challenged me that you won't let me contest the elections.
An election takes place only once in 5 years.
But marriage takes place only once in a lifetime.
You just have one hour's time.
Stop this wedding if you can.
I'm sure he'll forgive you. Apologize to him.
Who's here ? Hey ! Sir has come.
What did you say that day ? I'm a good for nothing father.
And I won't be able to marry my daughter off. Have a look.
I've chosen the best groom for my daughter in the whole city.
My son in law has 35 liquor bars in this area.
One more thing. He's marrying my daughter without taking dowry.
Instead he's giving me dowry.
Anyway, now that you're here with your army, don't leave...
... without having lunch.
You will be served English whisky. My son in law has...
...made all the arrangements. He's also runs a lottery business.
We'll celebrate after this wedding. But his heart will sob.
Don't take tension. My daughter will never go against me.
If I want I can stop this wedding right away.
But I don't want to force you into marrying me.
You're giving such a big sacrifice for your selfish father.
He's selling you off for his liquor.
I know you're helpless.
Don't betray yourself. If you love me, look at me just once.
Even if he takes 6 rounds, I won't let him complete the 7th one.
Just look at me once. Today if you don't look at me...
... you will never see this face again.
Come what may, but she'll never go against my wish.
The wedding will continue. See you after a short break.
Don't go anywhere. Stay tuned to Yamraj Singh.
Don't change the channel.
Hey you ! Son of a liquor baron !
Get lost or you will lose your life.
I'm the only son of my parents.
I don't want to get married. If I stay alive, I can marry 35 times.
You can't do this !
Yamraj Singh's army !
Yes, sir !
I just want to hear the priest's chants in the wedding canopy.
If anyone moves or speaks a word, shoot him right away.
Now nobody can stop me.
Yes, sir !
Take blessings from your elders.
We don't have any family. God bless you !
God bless you too !
If you want you can take your father's blessings.
My father's already dead.
I'm an orphan.
There's still 10 minutes to go for the time limit you had given me.
I believe in good timing.
(Groaning).
Sweetheart ! Where are you ?
There you are !
(Kiss)
It seems even you couldn't sleep well last night.
Go to sleep.
Wow ! It seems as if a fairy has come from paradise.
Come closer.
What's your name ?
Don't you know my name ? Without knowing my name...
... we got so intimate...
Girls first ask for a biodata, then take interview...
... and sometimes reject even after all this.
I'm not like those girls. First I reject and then give consent.
My name is Yamraj Singh.
You're good at heart.
You help the poor. Then why such a villainous name ?
I am a villain. Who told you that I'm a hero ?
Can I call you Yamu ?
No need.
Miss, give me a kiss.
Yamraj's blows have affected sir a lot.
Oh my God ! This is Chabuk Singh's house.
So what ! Am I scared of him ?
Let's go back, sir.
Not without recovering my interest.
These people change their tone after taking a loan.
They just don't want to repay their loans.
Hey ! Where do you think you're going ?
Is Chabuk at home ?
Who ?
Chabuk.
Who's Chabuk ?
How dare you take your boss's name !
Shut your mouth !
My boss has done a diploma in slapping...
... at Yamraj's private institute.
Chabuk, where are you hiding ? Come out in the open. (Shout)
Today either you or me, any one of us will stay alive.
Come face to face. Let's face.
Do you know in whose house you're barking ?
I know very well. I'm just barking. If I don't get my payment I'll bite.
Bark as much as you want but only until my nephew arrives.
Take him away.
If you're a real man, confront us.
Rascals, who wants to die ?
Whoever steps ahead, Vasooli will hang him on a noose.
Hey ! If you have guts, throw us out of here.
I'll make his wife widow and children orphans.
If you have guts, confront me.
By the way, tell me something.
Yes ?
Why are you yelling at the top of your voice ?
The one and only terror, terminator of criminals, Yamraj Singh !
Look he's here.
I had told him that I've to recover my loan from Chabuk Singh.
But sir was busy. Never mind !
I take his poster along, if not him.
That's why I've brought Yamraj Singh's cutout.
So, everybody just get out !
He's a terror for all of you.
Hey junior Vasooli !
Seize all the cars.
And hand over the keys to me.
Let's see who can stop me.
Laxmi... Where's my belt ?
You've already worn it.
Where's my gun ?
It's kept on the side table.
Oh ! Wallet ! Where's my wallet ?
What's up ? Why are you behaving like a judge ?
Well, I wanted my wife to be under my control and that...
... she may follow all my orders.
Laxmi, what's for desert ?
If you cover my lips how will I taste the desert ?
The whole day you fight dangerous criminals.
Don't you get scared ?
Scared ? Who, me ? Are you kidding ?
(laughing)
Yamraj is not scared of anybody.
(laughing)
Well, I do get scared. But as you know, every fear leads to victory.
(laughing)
You're just too much ! (laugh)
Don't stop, child. May you both always live happily !
Child, every father has a dream of marrying her daughter off.
But I'm so unfortunate. I couldn't even give you my blessings.
You severed all ties with your father during your wedding.
I had died that very day.
I had immersed myself in alcohol to forget my sorrows.
But eventually I forgot my responsibilities too.
Please forgive me, child.
Wait, father.
One drink is for celebration, drinking for a week forms a habit.
Drinking on a daily basis causes diseases.
If you're ready to quit alcohol and want to start life afresh...
... you can stay with us.
Laxmi, take him inside.
Go and get his brother.
I'll get him right away.
Come on, get out of the car.
Leave me. I haven't done anything.
Leave me. I beg of you.
I haven't done anything. Please leave me.
I fought with you brother for your sake.
Since that day I consider you as my younger brother.
Your place is not at my feet, but in my heart.
I don't like you taking loan from others when I'm alive.
How much money do you owe ?
Around 5-6 lakhs.
Is that all ?
That's only the interest amount.
The principal amount is double the interest.
Oh God ! That's a huge amount.
Yes, it's 25 lakhs.
But why are you giving me this money ?
Is it a government scheme ?
It's my duty. If I serve people, only then I'll win the election.
It's very simple. Elections are approaching.
You just have to work for the election campaign.
You'll surely go in assembly, sir.
You have helped me. In return I'll give you my vote.
Long live Chabuk Singh ! Move aside.
Long live Chabuk Singh ! Long live Chabuk Singh ! (Cheering)
Hey ! There wasn't any speed breaker and still...
Boss, Yamraj Singh is here.
We don't need to be scared of any Tom, Dick or Harry.
Sit down.
I feel like flying in the sky.
I'm planning to buy a car for myself.
First get yourself a license.
I don't think this is your hard earned money.
I think something's cooking. But I won't let you get away so easily.
Boast and beg !
You better mend your ways.
One day he'll beg for his life in front of me.
Did you say something ?
Off you go ! There are so many beggars !
If you don't like it, I'll show you something else.
Have a look. If you don't like it, Sharmilee will show you...
... something else.
Wow ! Your house is bigger than the assembly.
You can take this house and give us the assembly in return.
I like to drink tea with sound effects.
You won a seat in the assembly. My nephew has fought with...
...everyone in the village.
Now he's planning to contest the MLA election.
How much money.. I mean party fund do you need ?
What nonsense !
Our party doesn't sell tickets at any cost.
Party doesn't need your money.
Then you take it.
Such offers are rare to find.
You're right. Wow ! That's wonderful ! What a painting !
How much does it cost ?
1 crore.
Is that a deal ?
A person who can spend so much for a...
... painting, I wonder how much he can spend for an election ticket.
3 crores !
You shouldn't compensate for your favorite thing.
5 crores !
That sounds good.
Why did you say 5 ? I would agree for 4 crores.
Forget 4, I can give you 14 crores.
My nephew can go to any extent to get the MLA's seat.
You didn't tell me. Will you take the money along ?
No. I don't want to give charity to the policemen at checkposts.
Not now. I'll inform you when to send the money.
I've to convince the party seniors. I'm busy. See you later.
Chabuk Singh is bribing the high command by giving them...
... a huge amount of party fund.
If this money reaches the high command's desk, they'll give...
... Chabuk the election ticket.
Then on the name of politics, he will cause bloodshed.
Stop him at any cost.
Once the money reaches the high command's desk...
... our boss will surely win a seat in the assembly.
Boss, tomorrow the money will reach at the party headquarter.
Then you will have a control over everyone.
That calls for a celebration, boss.
"Hey handsome hunks !"
"Come to me, darling. My gun doesn't have any bullet."
"Come to me, darling. The fire is in my blouse."
"Pick up the hookah, light the pipe."
"I've hid it under my stole. If lifted, it'll create havoc."
"Light your cigar, darling, from my bosom."
"There's a lot of heat in here."
"Don't let the smoke out of your mouth, for the world will know."
"The world is a cheat."
"Handsome hunk, be careful."
"The lightening will strike you."
"My eyes emit fire."
"My fair body is no less than a sparkler."
"The lightening has struck !"
"The lightening has struck one and all."
"The world follows me. I'm ahead of all."
"I'm aware of the enemy's moves. I'm a good player."
"I can influence everyone and teach them a trick or two."
"Chinta ta chita chita Chinta ta ta."
Hey ! That sweetie pie kissed me !
Stop it !
Why have you come here ? What do you want ? (Shout)
Don't you know ? Alright. I'll tell you. Chabuk...
I wonder why you were dancing in joy !
But do you know why I was dancing ? I seized your black money...
... which was supposed to be the party fund...
... and have deposited the same in Yamraj Singh police welfare fund.
How dare you ! (Shout)
Wait. If you agree that the black money...
... was yours, he'll arrest you on the charge of black marketing.
Then how will you contest the elections ?
Your uncle is clever.
If you want your money, you won't get the ticket.
And if you want the ticket, then forget the money.
Uncle, give your nephew some protein shake.
It's all your fault ! Get out of my way ! (Singing)
Now you better file a nomination to become a beggar.
Chabuk... Dude, you're done for !
Pa-pa-pa... (Mimicking a trumpet).
Boss, come inside or else you might catch a cold.
Gende, if I don't cool down under the rain...
... I'll vent out all my anger on you.
He seized my money. I didn't say anything.
He capsized my ruling position but I kept quiet.
He humiliated me. But I pardoned him for that too.
But today for the first time in my life, I'm scared. (Crying)
I'm scared. Now what shall I do ?
I just had one dream to become the MLA of this region.
Now I'm scared that I might die before fulfilling this dream.
I got a tip just now. That rascal minister spilled the beans...
... about your money to Yamraj.
"Look it's raining. The water has kindled a fire in my heart." (Singing)
"The fire in my heart reminds me of you."
"Your memories have aroused me..."
Whenever he dances in the rain with joy, someone is sure to die.
Whose house is this ?
It's the minister's house.
Convey my message to the minister that Chabuk is remorseful.
And I seek an apology from him. If he accepts this...
... gift, I'll feel that he has forgiven me.
Boss, you can count on me. Don't worry. I'll sort it out.
But, you could've given this task to anybody else.
Only you can do this task. They won't let me in.
They won't let me in either.
Tell them that you're Yamraj...
... Singh's brother. Nobody will stop you.
Never mind if Yamraj have never helped you. Atleast his name can.
Alright. As you say.
Why did you send him to settle this matter ?
I have an experience. You should've sent me.
He has gone for a permanent settlement. I've planted a bomb...
...in the phone.
Good Lord !
I've got some work. You handle the security post.
Come soon.
Are you out of your mind ?
Do you know what you're up to ?
If you do such things before the election, then just forget...
... about sitting in the assembly.
Keep quiet. The minister has befriended Yamraj.
This blast will change my life.
Your job will be done.
Sir, Yamraj's brother is here.
Have a seat. Tell me.
Chabuk Singh has sent this gift for you.
He has sent an expensive phone.
Tell him that Pradeep Kumar doesn't take bribes.
Do you know why he sent you ? Because you're...
... Yamraj Singh's brother.
Anyway, tell Chabuk that I've accepted his sweets.
But I can't accept his gift.
He accepted only the sweets. He returned the gift.
Where are you at present ? Nephew, the minister accepted the...
... sweets and returned the gift.
Why are you lauighing ?
That's why I'm fond of politics.
I didn't plant the bomb in the mobile phone.
Then ?
Your brother is responsible for this blast. He had entered...
... by taking your name.
The CCTV footage shows that your brother had entered with a...
... box of sweets.
He's responsible for the blast. I have orders to terminate your job.
I can save you from the seniors for some time.
Till then I'm suspending you. Go and nab your brother.
Or else along with you, I too will lose my job.
Hey ! Move back !
Did you have a clue about this blast ?
You must be aware of...
...your brother's involvement in the minister's murder.
What do you have to say about it ?
The minister's murderer...
...is still out in the open. Are you protecting him?
How many ministers have you killed till date ?
You can't leave, sir. You have to answer us.
People want to know the truth.
Your report is based on...
... the camera and script.
But the police department needs evidence. (Shout)
Your over pampering has spoiled your son.
You would always beat me but you never even touched him.
You are responsible to turn him into a criminal.
Under Chabuk Singh's insistence, he killed the minister by...
... carrying out a bomb blast. He did all this by taking my name.
I've been suspended because of him.
Even if he's spared by law, Yamraj won't spare him.
You don't interfere.
I will give fire to your pyre. Is that clear ?
He's as good as dead.
What's the matter ? You were flying high in the air.
Finally you've landed on the ground.
You were going to throw me out of politics, isn't it ?
Now it's you who will be thrown out of the police department.
But after I win the election, I'll give you your job back.
Do you know why ? So that you may salute me.
But it'll take some time for all this to happen.
Until then run after my car and shout.
Long live Chabuk Singh ! Long live Chabuk Singh !
I'll feed you chicken everyday and that too with cold drink.
You were fond of playing songs game. I too love it.
But what can be done now ! You've lost your uniform.
Now will you play this game in your underpants ?
Suppose you get your job back, but you won't get your brother.
If you get your brother, you will lose your job.
Now it's for you to decide what you want. Yamraj Singh...
... has become Mr.Glum.
(Laughing)
If you want your job back, come to me.
(Laughing)
Doctor, how's Mr. Janardhan ?
He has suffered a deep shock. He'll be under observation...
... for 24 hours. We can't say anything before that.
Now tell me the truth. -You can take him home after 24 hours.
Can I see him ?
You can stay with him.
You were rude to me all my life. And now you've landed in the I.C.U.
You look so helpless.
You always followed your principles. You never bothered about me.
Just because I wasn't your real son, you never even hugged me.
I lost my father when I was a child. Did it bother me ?
No, it didn't.
Then my mother got married to you. Did it bother me ?
No, it didn't.
When I lost my mother, I took a hold of myself.
I didn't break down. (Sad)
If you leave me alone, I'll become lonely, Mr. Janardhan.
I know why you never accepted me.
Because I wanted to live life on my own terms.
But the truth is that you wanted to impose your decisions on me.
Alright. Do as you like. Impose your decisions on me.
But please don't leave me alone.
Pleae don't leave me along, Mr. Janardhan.
For my sake. (Crying)
Please don't go.
Did you get the news ? He killed the minister.
I didn't kill him. You killed him. (Shout)
That's what you think. But the media says that you're the murderer.
Uncle, his brother won't spare him at all.
He had thrashed you for an ordinary man.
He won't spare the murderer of his favorite minister.
He won't spare his life.
He will either shoot you or hang you on a noose.
He lost his job because of you.
Yamraj Singh can live without oxygen but he'll die without...
... his police uniform.
But how will he save his life ?
He'll have to kill his brother.
What do you mean ?
Well, before he kills you, you finish him.
Should I kill Yamraj Singh ?
If you want to live...
... you will have to kill him.
Shoot him.
Uncle, he seems to be a coward.
Would he be able to kill Yamraj Singh ?
An impulsive person often fails in his task.
But a scared person tends to show daring.
Why did you stop ? Go ahead. Shoot him. (Shout)
My over pampering has made you a criminal.
If you can kill the minister, I'm just an ordinary man.
Why would I kill you, father ?
You're here to kill him, isn't it ?
Your father would've died due to a massive heart attack...
... only if your elder brother wouldn't have looked after me.
Son, he wants to kill you. Before he commits any crime...
... shoot him.
Don't think twice. Just do as I say.
Shoot him. (Shout)
Brother, I don't know anything. I didn't kill the minister. (Crying)
Chabuk killed him. I know I've made mistakes but I...
... haven't killed anybody.
What would I gain by slaying the minister ?
What would I gain ?
Trust me. I was misled by him.
Chabuk knew that you wouldn't be able to kill me.
So, he sent his shooter.
There's only one way to seek repentance. Do as I say.
Brother, I'll do whatever you say. I mean it.
Call Kaniyo and tell him to arrange 100 cars and 1000 men.
I've to go to fill the nomination form.
My rally will leave everyone else dumbstruck.
Nephew, our plan failed. Both the brothers have united.
If he testifies against you in the court, then forget...
... the elections, you won't even be able to stand on your feet.
Your position will suffer badly in politics.
I'm scared.
You should've feared while committing the mistake.
In fact now you're trying to rectify your mistake.
Tell the entire truth to the commissioner.
Listen carefully. (Shout)
Yes, sir.
Make sure Yamraj Singh and his brother don't leave the village.
Nephew !
Cut them into pieces and finish them off.
Okay, boss.
Don't let them get away. Stop them. (Shout)
Brother, it's Chabuk's call.
Today's breaking news ! I had killed your mother.
She didn't die due to an Asthma attack.
What happened ? Why are you quiet ?
I killed your mother by suffocating her.
(Gasping)
Are you dumbstruck ?
I think she wasn't your real mother. Yamraj Singh has a...
... step father and his mother's identity is unknown
(Laughing)
If you wish to avenge her death, come to me. Or else...
... wear bangles.
Come ! What are you waiting for ?
(Yelling)
His time is over. Because he has challenged Yamraj.
If you want to save your lives, don't come in between.
This swine is my enemy. I have nothing against you people.
Sir, what about us ?
You guys will get the job of a policeman.
Sir, will we get enough bribes ?
If you take bribe, how will you face your children ?
Yamraj Singh's army !
Pick up your guns and set an aim.
Good morning, sir.
Sir, that's not done
What happened ?
The bottles are swaying. How can we set an aim ?
Sir, they are a bunch of fools.
Take it easy.
No matter how good an ass performs, it'll always remain an ass.
This implies to these men. If they would get proper...
... training like you, they would be wroking in crime branch.
Sir, this gun is too big. Give us a dagger. We'll chop the enemy.
A dagger doesn't go well with a police uniform.
Just imagine what image we'll have in the public.
A policeman's job is not to scare people but to make them fearless.
Well said ! Lokpal, note it down.
Sir, your book is complete. He has gone to get it published.
Really ? I'll become world famous.
"Hey... his entry is law breaking."
"My entry..."
Darling, if we have a son we'll name him Yuvraj Singh.
No way ! We'll have a daughter first.
A baby girl ?
Yes. She'll be your mother's reincarnation.
You made me emotional. Mother, look at her !
Your daughter in law loves you a lot.
Yamu, I've prepared butter chicken, cottage cheese and rice for you.
Alright. But what's for desert ? Will I get a kiss ?