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The MALS CAMlNHO LONG
For a long time, talked about traveling together.
Maybe to Spain or somewhere like that.
And suddenly, Ewan called me one night...
Saying: "Instead of Spain, why not travel the world?"
Will travel 32,000 km and will cross 13 countries.
We could continue eastward, directly by Russia...
But we want to see Kazakhstan and Mongolia.
And walk the Road of Bones in far eastern Russia until Magadan.
We'll fly to Alaska...
Will travel across Canada, U.S. and New York.
It will be the longest motorcycle trip I've done .
Do not be a simple ride a motorcycle.
Does a bit more than that.
PREVIOUSLY...
When they came to talk to me about the project, I thought they were crazy.
RUSS Malkin, PRODUCER
David Alexanian, PRODUCER
We're just preparing ourselves for any eventuality.
We are talking about big extensions do not populated...
Where people sent as punishment...
... believing that they never return more...
There There are more bears than humans.
If you get stuck here, will be the end of the trip.
The time is approaching. Time is running out.
We do not have bikes.
Tested the BMWs and was very impressed with them.
Is the only bike made for this sort of thing.
Ewan prefer BMW, but I think I can convince him.
I think will be the KTM. I was very happy.
A 6 WEEKS OF DEPARTURE
Bad news. I received a call from KTM in the morning...
K in KTM, Mr. Any-who-is-your-name.
- Do not want to give the bikes? - Correct.
I asked what made them change their minds .
He said: "Thomas returned yesterday's meeting...
saying it was concerned with parts of Siberia."
That's ridiculous. He ​​even made the trip.
I think he never traveled Road of Bones.
Do you know how he came to Yakutz?
Devil came in a boat.
My God!
I do not understand.
For God's sake!
What Thomas said this? What was not possible to make the trip?
I knew. My first reaction was not to bring the guy here.
I said this to everyone. Would not it be right to bring him here.
Unfortunately, this was the condition.
EWAN calls the KTM
Hello, this is Ewan McGregor.
Charley and I are here a little shocked...
About why KTM has withdrawn all offers.
I really want to know why.
I think it would be nice if we linking back. Right. Thank you.
- I do not know if I hung up. - Now gone.
Why is that?
Shut up.
My first reaction was to blow it.
We are a lot of people spoiled and greedy.
I thought in all things we expect.
They offered us bikes for free.
Who else gets bikes for free?
You can not ask a bike for free, but we did it.
THE PHONE WITH THE EXECUTIVE KTM
Because of what details? After all, is an adventure.
The idea is that depart on an adventure.
Right. Well, thanks for your time have . Thank you. Goodbye.
Do you think we can fail.
We with BMW and show them...
I'll get rid of it.
Fail. How dare you say that?
I was very impressed with Ewan.
It would have been happy to opt for the BMW since the beginning...
But supported me and believed in my passion for KTM.
It is not fair. For you, it's just a nightmare.
I think he accepted the KTM a little for me.
I feel honored just because he had thought of doing something.
I am happy to have chosen the BMW.
These bikes are made to rotate the world.
A 5 WEEKS OF DEPARTURE
We are training in Wales.
The first day on the bikes will be lighter, get used to driving off-road.
On the second day, the bikes will be larger and heavier.
Once the bike starts, transfer your weight to the outside.
Just as there is.
In theory, it is a great idea go around the world motorcycle.
But the reality is that we off-road driving for much of the trip.
It's a bike huge and heavy. I have never done this before.
I fell a lot and I'm not ashamed to admit it .
I think it was very difficult for Ewan.
I was doing things he never did before . He always went on the road.
For me it was easier.
LATER THE SAME NIGHT
Ewan went perfectly well, five kilometers per hour.
But even on a track...
I need to learn not to let her shake me up and down.
Soon after that nasty fall...
I saw in Siberia, unable to walk the Road of Bones...
Disappointed at all.
I need to stop letting things discouraged me.
Well I fell...
And immediately thought that would ruin the trip for Charley.
DAY 2 : IN MOTORCYCLE TRAINING CC 1150
I did not sleep well. But you can give a Ewan the chance to recover.
Will return to train off-road, but in the bigger bikes .
I hope not to knock them both today because...
Are too heavy to lift.
Pronto. Now. Place the knee down.
Pull yourself... Upward.
NICK, TRAINER OF OFF-ROAD
We will continue to watch it. It's getting better.
You get used to.
SIMON, TRAINER OF OFF-ROAD
That 'will happen. Now you need to do it right.
Perfect.
I let affect me.
I was afraid of falling, being the guy that falls all the time.
Yesterday was like a jolt...
Because I had never done this before.
The reality of what we do I nailed it.
- Will be difficult. - Are you worried about something?
No. Not really. Seriously.
No problem with Charley.
He does not open with me. He ​​should be worried about something.
What is not great.
It is he who raises my bike, raises my morale.
Charley is so.
But it opened my eyes to what we have to make the trip.
Will go through Kazakhstan and Mongolia.
- On the map is easy. - 500 km there and 250 here.
Would be an average of 400, 500 km per day.
Once arrived in Siberia and flew to Anchorage...
How language comes easy.
Do not think it will be a problem.
Tell the truth. Jure.
Do you have any concerns about the trip?
I have no problem with what we are doing. No.
- That is good. - See, it's Ewan.
Lmbecil.
Think about what we did in Wales...
And that most of the time, which as will be made there.
Represents my pulse. As the eye grows.
Do not know if imagine what we will find ahead.
Seems that this trip has two parts.
It Siberia, and then that part of Alaska to New York.
In my mind, is this: Kazakhstan, Mongolia and Siberia are clearer...
Since they may be more challenging than the rest...
But who knows?
Perhaps the greatest challenge is to guide on a 3 lane road in the U.S....
Surrounded by trucks and hamburgers.
Perhaps a bigger challenge...
To take the bike for another mud puddle Road of Bones.
Three chocolates lined up.
Someone pooped. I smell.
- Ewan? - No. I was here with you.
I was just checking. I would enter. I'm going.
I was going to poop and take the magazine MCN...
To be able to look at me and Ewan in the picture, but...
Look. Ready?
- It's amazing. - I Want to do it again?
- Is an optical illusion? - Llusão optics.
Look. I did it for money.
No, you have to...
... and then put it.
- Put your chocolate. - Place on the table, kid.
I'm impressed!
- I think it's here. - In my hood?
- In his hood. - Chocolate in the hood. Damn it.
I heard the BMWs are so reliable that never spoil.
Then, learn how to fix them will be waste of time.
I hope so, but we disassemble them and reassemble them again.
- What is it? - It's a very boring subject.
That's a pot of throttle position.
Lnforma to the control unit that is the throttle angle.
- I said it was boring! - No, it's fascinating.
All nuts are tight.
The force is strong in this one.
Drugs. Do you think we need to put it back?
It will not fit , because I smashed a lot.
Ewan is sanding everything. Fits perfectly.
I'm putting the grease here...
He told me to do this. I do not care anymore.
- For to do this? - I have no idea.
He told me to do. I asked why and he said that's part of BMW.
Said that we are using donkeys, which is the only thing we can do.
I, sumo wrestler big one. I, ready to fight with everyone.
In large workshop from BMW, we have important task to do.
Great. Can give us the straws with the ball?
Ewan is a possible candidate for the role of Bond. James Bond.
Personally, I think I would be a great Bond . Nobody talks to me.
- You could be... - I could be M.
You could be the Moneypenny! Imagine that!
You've made my secretary before. Can do it again.
Never will work with that idiot again.
A 3 THREE WEEKS OF DEPARTURE
interviewed 20 people, but still could not find the cameraman.
But the equipment began to arrive.
Do not! Wow!
It's ridiculous. It's like Christmas.
- Charley, look! - "Changed Charley Boorman."
It's a nice machine. Beeps when you reach a certain torque.
It's a digital torque wrench.
Do not know how I go so long without one.
Adapters adjustable. Always helpful.
I have always admired these very things.
Use of these a butane soldering irons.
This is the Gucci...
And no end. I'm thrilled.
We have a box full of tools!
It was something I always wanted, since a child .
I always wanted a box of tools .
A red box, with "Snap-On" written on it.
Not only have the red box with "Snap-On" written...
But also "specially modified Charley Boorman."
The bikes come in half an hour.
Then cancel the Russian class.
Damn!
Already smashed my!
The 15 days of departure...
And Charley changed the concept housekeeping in the workplace.
- No, Charley? - What? What?
- Have you heard of the organization? - Not finished!
Swear I'm relieved...
Because we finally opted for BMWs.
Every inch of my body knows it is the right bike. I swear to God.
Oh, for God's sake!
Patience.
Patience, you know?
Rome was not built in a day.
That's a male fantasy. Friends and Snap-On.
Repair my bike with a box of plastic tools...
I bought in a hardware store five, ten years, for 30 pounds.
Sonic will come with the cameras to show us how they work...
So we'll see what happens.
It takes an hour and a half to prepare the after riding the bike.
Come in, Charley.
We are flying at 35 000 feet.
Pousaremos in Acapulco in 25 minutes.
- I hope you enjoy the flight. Tell. - Whatever.
- Well, is not it? - Amazing, is not it?
The fact that the bikes and tools have reached made it more real.
That's cool. It's all good.
Part of me wants to go now. The other part is not.
The idea of ​​leaving my wife and daughters for so long...
It will be difficult.
EVE, WIFE OF EWAN
They will not the tourist places such as Thailand or Vietnam.
Go to places that nobody wants to visit.
Who goes on holiday to Kazakhstan?
I'm worried about bears and who knows what.
Another concern is what happens to a relationship...
When someone experiences what they will experience.
"Travels with Charley," starring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman.
- Hi - Here we are in the damn woods.
Pick up the fungus in the bag and the devil's penis.
Ukraine will go through maybe a week.
Where are my glasses? I will do laser surgery tomorrow.
- Really? What's eyes? - I can not see very well.
MARK, FRIEND OF EWAN
- Works? - I hope so!
I will say, "Wow! I can see you over the phone!"
- Have you ever suffered from view? - Yes, but this eye is worse now.
- Yes, I'm having problems. - Worse by far.
Look . Grunge London. Urban.
But then as well. "Well .."
He thought to guide the world 32,000 km, helmet...
Would be a great problem to have to put glasses through the helmet.
So he decided to do laser surgery...
Which is nice because it will give you a vision 20 by 20...
And make your life easier.
From the point of view of production, brings a certain uncertainty ...
Because you are not sure if it will work .
Connect when you get home and are well.
- But do not delay. - No, I'm calling.
- Are you nervous? - Yes They cut the eyeball.
Arise a piece and apply the laser.
And you're awake the whole time.
My God! They keep their eyes open with tweezers , things like that.
A 2 WEEKS OF DEPARTURE
View 20 for 12. That best two 20 by 20.
My name is Ewan "I can see For Always" McGregor.
You felt something strange?
To make the cut in the top the eye, they form a flap.
Are cut to the full extent, as the top of an egg...
But not cut to the end.
For this he uses an instrument round over his eye...
And puts too much pressure on him, which gives a strange feeling.
Your brain says, "Do not let him do pressure in your eye."
It's a bit like "Clockwork Orange", but not during the operation.
The time is coming, then we have define route to get the visa...
Otherwise, we are in trouble.
Ldiota.
It is the birthplace of Genghis Khan .
So are 45. E 46 "back in the USSR."
Then we will have three weeks in the USSR.
It seems to me... It does not seem very diverse.
We will miss this part.
Here, I can say, "Charley, I see you in a week." You will...
And sleep alone in the tent? You must be joking.
It's good for Scotland. I got the boots, socks...
Come to Scotland to test the bikes and equipment.
And I want to see my parents.
The bikes are very comfortable. Do not windy. Are heated.
It's easy guide them and all the equipment worked well.
Coordination of bikes and everything else was great.
Ewan is excited to be home.
It is vibrating. It's pretty funny to see that.
I was a waiter here.
He was a waiter at the hotel just to see . That's funny.
It's great to be here.
Finally 'll see where his parents live, after all these years.
I grew up here.
This is his mother, looking very cheerful.
- What do you think of the trip? - I do not know what to think.
CAROL MOTHER OF EWAN MCGREGOR
As a mother, prefer to stay at home.
But it is very exciting, I know he will love , and you too.
And as parent , you can not stop them from doing what they want.
Can not, right?
- This is a little something for you. - Is it?
Basically, for her birthday.
I know it's early, but I I needed to win it now.
Gifts.
Thank you.
It's a beautiful book.
Thank you. It's beautiful.
It is a lovely mother. His father was in hospital.
Did replacement surgery for hips, then went to see him.
He was in great shape. He ​​told funny stories.
Jim McGregor FATHER OF EWAN
A guy said: "Ewan McGregor will around the world in one of those."
I had my helmet. Charley said...
"Stuart, Ewan McGregor will get around the world on a bike like this."
I said, "Go? Who knew!"
This is my grandmother Lawson. Look.
79. Will walk to work every days.
- Before I retire. - E. .. I will not ask.
- It's rude to ask. - No problem. I'm 81.
- 81? My God! You are fantastic. - You are fantastic.
I feel good.
PHYLLIS, GRANDMOTHER OF EWAN
not to risk in any way.
- Where are we, Ewan? - In Glencoe, Charley.
It's one of my favorite shares of Scotland. Glencoe.
See also the colors.
- It's beautiful. - I want that house.
We camp tonight in this climate.
I'm trying to convince Ewan that should not, but hear me.
It will work.
It is the first time that Charley and I reassemble a camp.
- Ready. - We set up the tent.
I'm more organized than you.
I did not bring the pots. Did you bring the pots?
Yes, I brought.
Camping will be a problem. Why camp if you can stay in a hotel?
All camping equipment works.
It's been good as a test. It worked.
The last four days are are important. We learned a lot.
- Can you see me? - Yes, my friend.
His eyes seem very strange.
I want to eat it and kill it.
We are officially in the bush. Have you print?
Yes, I think...
There is something to be said about hotels and things like .
I am suffering from an obsession.
Agreement night and I think that room...
Or in one piece, or Charley, or bike, or this or that.
Once my mind awake, only think about these things.
I am finding it very difficult to concentrate on other things.
When I'm home, far from it, try to focus...
As soon we are dealing only with those things.
It's hard. Olly gets a little frustrated with me sometimes...
That I hear, but sometimes without listening.
My mind wanders to another subject, and one thing or another.
I think she understands, but feels frustrated .
I am very excited about his trip, but 15 weeks is a long time.
OLLY , WIFE OF CHARLEY
We're going to miss him, especially children .
It's a long time.
ZIGGY PUPPY CHARLEY
Olly's trying not to think about it. If you think, cry.
But she's great. Says: "You'll be back in three months . Face it."
I go around the world motorcycle.
What do you think of my trip?
Doone, DAUGHTER OF CHARLEY
Animated.
DAUGHTER CHARLEY Kinvara
And worried. It's sad.
Lreland I went to visit my father last time before leaving.
This was his first bike. Must be about 25 years.
You had the bike at age twelve.
I saw here, with five children on the same bike.
FATHER JOHN CHARLEY Boorman
I realized that it is totally irresponsible.
MOTHER AND SISTERS OF CHARLEY MALIBU, CALIFORNIA, 1972
CRYSTAL MOTHER OF CHARLEY Boorman
Have you ever sucked the finger as well. It was a very sweet child.
And now going to Siberia. You're crazy.
Months ago look for a camera operator who can guide a bike...
Filming, directing, who we like and who got along well.
It was not working with some with whom we work.
We were lucky when we saw the curriculum a cameraman Franc...
Which is perfect for our project.
CLAUDlO VON PLANT OPERATOR CAMERA
He is adorable. Seems to understand that it is.
And you know what's interesting? He ​​gave one back on the bike.
Came back, went straight and said: "Yes, it's great."
I'll download it now. Thank you.
The one week, we found that cameraman has no portfolio.
I found that my wallet Swiss is not recognized in the UK...
Which means I'll have to make another license test.
I'm pretty confident. I think it will work.
He will take the test on Tuesday.
We left on Wednesday morning.
If he fails, you can not go.
And there's nobody else.
We discovered another problem.
The passport Claudio has no room for all visas...
Then we have to ask another passport to be issued in Switzerland...
And shipped back here before leaving.
All will get the new passport if I give the old man.
So we have to send it to Switzerland.
We have three things. Ace nine, you go to the embassy...
Try to add documents to the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
But at twelve, the documents will or not delivered by courier.
If not, you go after them.
Is being tracked. Do not disappeared.
There are a number of reference air.
At the moment, both passports are there, ready, Switzerland.
My mother offered to bring them to fly to London...
To ensure they arrive in time, because these courier services...
All this global adventure depends on the mother of Claudio.
What if... There is the British Foreign Office.
The Swiss have a similar service to help travelers abroad?
- I spent a month in prison... - Wait a minute! Stop!
I spent a month in jail in Pakistan.
I called Swiss embassy and explained the problem...
Pakistanis were causing problems. They kept me prisoner.
It took a month to Switzerland me out of there.
The third part is when you do your test , at 15h27...
To see if you can steer the bike.
Claudio is the only guy that will ride around the world motorcycle...
a driver's license or passport.
They love him for being calm. But there quiet and calm.
- What is it? - One thing for deer.
Maybe Border think they are rocket launchers.
Do not say anything about the bike. Or it will run or be attracted to him.
Or will be paralyzed, thinking: "What the hell is that noise?"
You appears on the curve and they...
- It's called Deer Freezer. - I will not take it. It's a grass.
Four guys traveling the world in 4x4s that have not yet arrived.
Do not we spend a full day, half day much less...
Without thinking what will them.
We have a list. All that is highlighted in yellow...
Represents things that we do not.
- I have nine shorts. - Nine?!
Are gray, because they were white, you would see dirt easily.
Let's see when you put the underwear inside out the next day.
That's why we brought nine, it at least once every nine days...
So I can use them for two months...
Front, back...
Upside down front and back.
- An underwear, four days. - When you have used all four sides...
Perhaps the first stain has dried, and you can start all over again.
This is what will feed them the next three and a half months.
We spend so much time preparing for the bikes and they all...
But not spend much time part of preparing the camera.
But the big guys Mitsubishi contributed some cars.
The L200 will do anything.
With Shogun, will feel more comfortable.
Will do whatever they need.
What about vehicles?
The story with Mitsubishi is fantastic.
Persuaded two guys to go to Germany...
Buy stuff they need, go back at once...
And 24 hours, we have prepared the two Mitsubishi .
A 3 DAYS OF DEPARTURE
4:15 a.m. and we need it until 14h00.
We are trying to fix everything that is necessary before departure.
Suddenly, we find with the problem of Russian visas.
We visas for all staff, for all countries...
- Except for Russia. - 90% of the trip will be made in Russia.
Drugs. There is nothing more important that the documents .
Only documents.
Do not think it should be stressed...
's Too early for something to happen. If it happens, will be a miracle.
The official date of arrival visas is the first 6 days.
Do not wanna be boring, but we're trying to go around the world...
And just got here.
- Need to melt it. - I know.
Are you a technical consultant?
Do you offer a little help...
Do not try this at home when full of gasoline.
- With what you filled? - Fuel camping.
- Who finished first? - I bought mine without fuel.
Again, Ewan can put the blame on someone else.
Beautiful, man.
CENTER OF QUALIFICATION TESTS
On the evening before departure...
In the department's license, make my big bike test.
It's very close to the starting...
But I hope that I can.
AN HOUR LATER
- what happened? - I'm sorry. It's a bummer.
- Is ridiculous. - Are you serious?
- Are you kidding me. - I'm not. I'm saying, I'm not.
You're kidding. Do not tell me that.
No, I'm saying... I failed.
A 12 HOURS OF DEPARTURE
LEAGUE FOR DAVID EWAN
Claudio failed the test. Can you believe it?
Ldiotas, idiots.
It's so annoying!
No errors. The only mistake is that I did not look far behind.
- The only mistake. - Three changes of direction.
- When you can do next? - Within ten working days.
- No more vague. - You're kidding.
Already scored. The earliest date was 30.
You're too cool. I expected the door in my face.
"Exit. We do not want to see you anymore."
- Will wait for this option. - You're right. I'm pretty cool.
How's your mother? It is on the way, right?
My mother is reliable. Not like me. You can count on my mother.
She know how to drive a motorcycle?
ARRIVAL OF SUPPORT VEHICLES
The 10 HOURS OF DEPARTURE
- I'm a little sick. - I do too.
I felt good in my heart. It was awful this morning.
Was very difficult trying to act normally.
I woke up at 12:30 last night and could not go back to sleep.
I started to panic. 12.30. Just like that.
Margrit von PLANT MOTHER OF CLAUDIO
- only deliver to VLPs. - It's perfect.
A 7 HOURS OF DEPARTURE
Let's mark to 12.30. Four cans of gasoline in each bracket.
Two sets of tires, water there, and everything else that does not interest me.
That 'and this is for the stove.
Do not know what to put here!
Phone Numbers, copies of passport and visa cards, visa.
Permission borders. That's the most important.
It says that you can use any fuel. Petrol, paraffin...? I do not know!
A 5 HOUR TRIP
dishes. We have dishes. Dishes. Try to remember that.
This is exactly what we need.
07H00 TO START
Yesterday was hell. We're here until 04.00.
- I think you're all set. - Headache. But we decided everything.
I'm doing a final check, so do not distract me .
Finally decided to Russia. Visas arrive on Friday.
We are preparing the communication. Walkie-talkies, satellite phones.
When you get lost in the desert, can call and ask for help.
The alarm did not wake me. I am trying to prepare everything.
Everything is under control.
MICHELIN EUROPE
We need this European map, do not need, Ewan?
- It is. - I have no where to take it.
I want to go now.
- Beware of the dog. - I can not see the dog.
DAISY twin sister CHARLEY
It is good to do different things.
I'm excited about his departure...
Because he will see how other people live...
But I'm sad that he's going, because not see you for three and a half months.
It is a long time.
I think it's pretty scary.
I do not like my daughters to appear on TV...
And my wife wanted to stay with them, because are a little upset.
So we said goodbye at home.
We would not have gotten here without you, so thank you to all .
- Thank you. - Thank you.
We did everything. We just need to take care of some documents.
But we have seen people carrying passports and plane.
We have two motorcycles, two cars and also a cake .
- What more could you want? - Good luck, mate.
Promised to take care of Ewan.
I love you too, Mom.
We have to stop at the corner to fill the tanks.
You may wonder: "It was not...?"
- Are you going? - I do not want to go?
Call me anytime.
I love you baby. Give me a kiss. I love you.
Saying goodbye to his wife and daughters , then go...
I saw my wife and daughters crying the corner of my eye.
I was devastated, and therefore dropped the bike.
Can anyone help?
Thank you. Jesus!
GOOD LUCK. HOW BUTTERFLIES float
Okay, guys.
I see them later.
I can not believe that the journey had begun.
We spent so much time preparing us, and now we are on the way to truth.
Get me out of London!
I am going through conflicting emotions, and the bike is so heavy...
I already dropped it twice.
Is all very new and we face new problems.
I can not imagine doing this trip and I do not magnify with her.
It's a unique experience, and that changes your life.
COMING IN THE WAY LONGER
- I'm in trouble with the police. - Because we were running.
Bye. Come on, guys.
Do not want to eat testicles.
We are watching the otters.
Calm, Russ.
They are not obliged to let us enter.
Sneezed into the eyes of Ewan.
- The frame broke on both sides. - Ldiota!
I thought if this is what's to come...
Be a nightmare.
My reaction, when it became difficult, was quitting.
And the guy in the backseat a gun.
I think Ewan has faced some very difficult days.
My God!
- We must leave this country. - There are fires up there.
The hotel ice melted and the fire is coming this way.
Begin to slam on the brakes here not to end up down there.
- This is where the bridge ends. - Our first river crossing.
It was an opportunity of a lifetime. I love adventures.
Even changed my life.
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